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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,092 --> 00:00:03,120 Both: ♪ Stay in this dream tonight ♪ 2 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:07,627 ♪ There's nobody else tonight ♪ 3 00:00:08,061 --> 00:00:10,161 I got bagels. 4 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:12,030 What happened to that girl? 5 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:14,032 What happened to those pants? 6 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:16,101 It's not the pants, honey. It's your ass. 7 00:00:16,169 --> 00:00:17,636 You look good in anything. 8 00:00:17,704 --> 00:00:19,304 You always say that. 9 00:00:19,373 --> 00:00:21,206 I say it all the time 'cause it's true. 10 00:00:21,275 --> 00:00:24,075 What are we doing, John? 11 00:00:24,144 --> 00:00:26,544 I'm... I'm gonna make some bagels, and... 12 00:00:26,613 --> 00:00:29,281 This thing with Micki's got ahold of me. 13 00:00:29,349 --> 00:00:33,151 I feel like my past is haunting me. 14 00:00:33,220 --> 00:00:34,920 Look at that girl. 15 00:00:34,988 --> 00:00:35,921 [sighs] 16 00:00:35,989 --> 00:00:37,989 That girl was doing things. 17 00:00:38,058 --> 00:00:40,225 She had her whole life ahead of her. 18 00:00:40,294 --> 00:00:41,927 She was adventurous and bold, 19 00:00:41,995 --> 00:00:44,362 and now she's... 20 00:00:44,431 --> 00:00:46,564 living in a rented Brooklyn apartment, 21 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:49,200 not engaged, not married... 22 00:00:49,269 --> 00:00:51,069 just standing still. 23 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,106 I think we need a change, John. 24 00:00:55,175 --> 00:00:56,708 What do you mean? 25 00:00:56,777 --> 00:00:58,677 I don't know. Something. 26 00:00:58,745 --> 00:01:00,178 Something like what? 27 00:01:00,247 --> 00:01:01,513 Something else. 28 00:01:01,581 --> 00:01:03,081 Okay, honey, honey, listen. 29 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,884 Let's just... let's relax, okay? All right? 30 00:01:05,953 --> 00:01:09,220 You know, we got dealt a double mortality blow recently. 31 00:01:09,289 --> 00:01:10,449 You know, first David Bowie... 32 00:01:10,457 --> 00:01:11,870 that was a big thing for both of us... 33 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:13,491 and then Micki, which was huge. 34 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,194 Let's just... let's not overreact, okay? 35 00:01:16,263 --> 00:01:17,896 I mean, you know, I want you to be happy. 36 00:01:17,965 --> 00:01:19,898 I want us to be happy. 37 00:01:19,967 --> 00:01:21,132 Okay, you know what? 38 00:01:21,201 --> 00:01:22,367 You've asked me this a million times 39 00:01:22,436 --> 00:01:25,470 and I always said no, but do you... do you... 40 00:01:25,539 --> 00:01:27,019 you want to go to couples counseling? 41 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,120 I want to have a threesome. 42 00:01:28,141 --> 00:01:29,074 Oh! 43 00:01:29,142 --> 00:01:30,342 Way better idea. 44 00:01:30,410 --> 00:01:31,977 That girl used to have threesomes. 45 00:01:32,045 --> 00:01:33,311 We used to have threesomes. 46 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:35,547 Yes, we did. You know what would be awesome? 47 00:01:35,615 --> 00:01:37,415 A threesome with a couples counselor. 48 00:01:37,484 --> 00:01:39,250 - [laughs] - That would be, like, amazing. 49 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:41,086 - Hey. - What's up? 50 00:01:41,154 --> 00:01:42,314 We're gonna have a threesome. 51 00:01:42,322 --> 00:01:43,688 Okay, but I only got an hour. 52 00:01:43,757 --> 00:01:44,923 - [laughs] - Ha-ha. 53 00:01:44,992 --> 00:01:46,191 Whoever you get, 54 00:01:46,259 --> 00:01:47,459 if you plan on bringing them here, 55 00:01:47,527 --> 00:01:48,693 I have an announcement. 56 00:01:48,762 --> 00:01:50,428 It is laundry day, 57 00:01:50,497 --> 00:01:52,230 and there's a serious clean towel shortage. 58 00:01:52,299 --> 00:01:53,965 You know who'd be good? 59 00:01:54,034 --> 00:01:56,301 That witchy blonde bartender at the Mercury Lounge. 60 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:57,730 Oh, yeah, we love her. She's hot. 61 00:01:57,771 --> 00:01:59,704 Yeah, she's also, like, 20. 62 00:01:59,773 --> 00:02:01,172 If I'm gonna be doing this again, 63 00:02:01,241 --> 00:02:02,474 I don't want to feel bad about myself. 64 00:02:02,542 --> 00:02:05,243 40 or over, smaller tits, bigger ass. 65 00:02:05,312 --> 00:02:07,145 Just remember, if you ever have a threesome, 66 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:09,247 it's really all about your own self-esteem. 67 00:02:09,316 --> 00:02:10,916 Sometimes when I listen to you guys talk, 68 00:02:10,984 --> 00:02:12,117 I feel like a nun. 69 00:02:12,185 --> 00:02:14,019 I have done nothing. I don't go out. 70 00:02:14,087 --> 00:02:15,153 I don't party. I don't do drugs. 71 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,055 The one time I almost did blow, 72 00:02:17,124 --> 00:02:19,424 I got so hung up on how much I hated my eyebrows 73 00:02:19,493 --> 00:02:21,226 in the coke mirror that I didn't even do it. 74 00:02:21,294 --> 00:02:22,460 - [chuckles] - Seriously. 75 00:02:22,529 --> 00:02:24,195 I'm in the middle of New York City 76 00:02:24,264 --> 00:02:26,031 in the rock scene, and all I care about is the music. 77 00:02:26,099 --> 00:02:27,939 It's sad, I feel like I'm missing out a little. 78 00:02:28,001 --> 00:02:29,200 Because you are. 79 00:02:29,269 --> 00:02:30,902 This is gonna sound like some Oprah shit, 80 00:02:30,971 --> 00:02:33,671 but I don't regret the things I did. 81 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:36,141 I only regret the things I didn't do. 82 00:02:36,209 --> 00:02:38,176 So you got to have a threesome 83 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,578 or a lesbian affair or something. 84 00:02:40,647 --> 00:02:43,448 Okay, well, I feel like threesome is my best option 85 00:02:43,517 --> 00:02:45,116 just 'cause if I get distracted on my phone, 86 00:02:45,185 --> 00:02:46,585 there's someone there to take over. 87 00:02:46,586 --> 00:02:47,685 That's a great reason to have a threesome. 88 00:02:47,754 --> 00:02:49,354 [laughter] My God. 89 00:02:49,423 --> 00:02:51,589 Base your sexual experiences on your ADD problem. 90 00:02:51,658 --> 00:02:53,224 So what do you say, baby? 91 00:02:53,293 --> 00:02:54,526 Want to do it? Want to have a threesome? 92 00:02:54,594 --> 00:02:56,428 Well, if sex, drugs, and rock and roll 93 00:02:56,496 --> 00:02:59,431 has taught me anything, it's that I'm a one-woman guy. 94 00:02:59,499 --> 00:03:00,665 - Oh! - Oh. 95 00:03:00,734 --> 00:03:02,467 What he's really trying to say is, 96 00:03:02,536 --> 00:03:03,868 he's a little gun-shy when it comes to threesomes. 97 00:03:03,937 --> 00:03:04,869 You should just tell her the truth. 98 00:03:04,938 --> 00:03:06,037 We're talking about it. 99 00:03:06,106 --> 00:03:07,172 There's no shame in it, Flash. 100 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,173 There is a dollop of shame. 101 00:03:08,241 --> 00:03:09,541 No, it's endearing. 102 00:03:09,609 --> 00:03:11,276 With a side order of embarrassment. 103 00:03:11,344 --> 00:03:13,478 Shut up. It was a complication situation. 104 00:03:13,547 --> 00:03:15,146 When we were teenagers, we picked up 105 00:03:15,215 --> 00:03:16,548 this girl who was the lead singer in some band. 106 00:03:16,616 --> 00:03:18,249 I can't remember the name. She was hot. 107 00:03:18,318 --> 00:03:19,951 And we brought her back to the apartment that we had, 108 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:21,953 and, um, let's put it this way... 109 00:03:22,022 --> 00:03:24,389 she was all mine after the first... seven seconds? 110 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:25,990 Ten. Ten seconds, man. 111 00:03:26,059 --> 00:03:27,325 Oh, oh, that's better. 112 00:03:27,394 --> 00:03:29,160 She was very hot. 113 00:03:29,229 --> 00:03:30,361 I'm retired from group sex, 114 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:31,563 but if you want me to, 115 00:03:31,631 --> 00:03:32,897 I'll give it one more try. 116 00:03:32,966 --> 00:03:34,699 Oh, that's very sweet. 117 00:03:34,768 --> 00:03:36,608 But if you can't perform, let's face the facts, 118 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:38,636 I'm basically having a lesbian fling, right? 119 00:03:38,705 --> 00:03:40,105 - Mm-hmm. - All right. 120 00:03:40,173 --> 00:03:41,333 So let's go get me a lesbian. 121 00:03:41,374 --> 00:03:42,414 - Yee-haw. - That sounded... 122 00:03:42,442 --> 00:03:43,575 I'm... I'm very excited. 123 00:03:43,643 --> 00:03:45,684 I'm just... I just need coffee. 124 00:03:46,947 --> 00:03:49,581 ♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪ 125 00:03:49,649 --> 00:03:50,648 ♪ All right ♪ 126 00:03:50,717 --> 00:03:51,749 ♪ ♪ 127 00:03:51,818 --> 00:03:53,451 ♪ All right ♪ 128 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,753 ♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪ 129 00:03:55,822 --> 00:03:57,489 ♪ Anonymous ♪ 130 00:03:57,557 --> 00:03:59,090 ♪ No, no ♪ 131 00:03:59,159 --> 00:04:00,959 ♪ No, no ♪ 132 00:04:01,027 --> 00:04:03,161 ♪ No, no ♪ 133 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:07,723 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 134 00:04:08,401 --> 00:04:10,602 Ooh, Stacia RSVP'd yes. 135 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:12,303 Oh, awesome. 136 00:04:12,372 --> 00:04:13,538 - A ménage candidate? - Yeah. 137 00:04:13,607 --> 00:04:15,607 I sent out five Evites so we'd have a pool. 138 00:04:15,675 --> 00:04:18,176 - That is very efficient. - I know. 139 00:04:18,245 --> 00:04:19,344 Don't want to die monogamous, right? 140 00:04:19,412 --> 00:04:20,512 Check her out. 141 00:04:20,580 --> 00:04:21,546 - Yes! - Mm, mm, mm. 142 00:04:21,615 --> 00:04:23,214 - Nice. - Ooh, I like her. 143 00:04:23,283 --> 00:04:24,415 - Is she Russian? - Moldovan. 144 00:04:24,484 --> 00:04:26,618 36, divorced, in my aerial yoga class. 145 00:04:26,686 --> 00:04:29,154 Flirts with me after one glass of Pinot Grig'. 146 00:04:29,222 --> 00:04:31,322 A little overweight, so she's perfect! 147 00:04:31,391 --> 00:04:32,957 You're very organized. 148 00:04:33,026 --> 00:04:35,360 You have names, ages, multiple photos of each girl. 149 00:04:35,428 --> 00:04:36,561 Honey, any answer from Pam Stone? 150 00:04:36,630 --> 00:04:37,962 Mm, no, not yet. 151 00:04:38,031 --> 00:04:39,330 You mean Pam from AC/DShe? 152 00:04:39,399 --> 00:04:41,166 Yeah, she swings both ways. 153 00:04:41,234 --> 00:04:42,734 We're also after the old bass player from Vag Halen. 154 00:04:42,802 --> 00:04:44,335 I used to have a thing for her, 155 00:04:44,404 --> 00:04:46,084 and I'm pretty sure she had a thing for me. 156 00:04:46,106 --> 00:04:47,705 Aw. Honey, I hate to break it to you, 157 00:04:47,774 --> 00:04:50,008 but I am the main attraction for these women. 158 00:04:50,076 --> 00:04:51,436 You are there for massage purposes 159 00:04:51,478 --> 00:04:53,211 in case someone pulls a hammy. 160 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,079 Okay, well, I shall massage away. 161 00:04:55,148 --> 00:04:56,214 [laughs] 162 00:04:56,283 --> 00:04:58,149 Oh, and boom, Pam said yes. 163 00:04:58,218 --> 00:04:59,450 - Yes! - Yes! 164 00:04:59,519 --> 00:05:00,652 She was my first choice. 165 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,288 Oh, so athletic. Mm! 166 00:05:03,356 --> 00:05:05,123 Remind me to stretch before we do her. 167 00:05:05,192 --> 00:05:06,891 God, it's starting to sound like a spin class. 168 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,226 Got a girl for you. 169 00:05:08,295 --> 00:05:09,227 Oh? 170 00:05:09,296 --> 00:05:10,962 Davida O'Dell. 171 00:05:11,031 --> 00:05:13,565 Goes by Davvy O or some shit, from Philly. 172 00:05:13,633 --> 00:05:14,599 Watch this. 173 00:05:14,668 --> 00:05:15,567 [rock music playing] 174 00:05:15,635 --> 00:05:17,235 [singing indistinctly] 175 00:05:17,304 --> 00:05:18,503 - Huh? - Oh, my God. 176 00:05:18,572 --> 00:05:19,437 - Oh, wow. - Ooh! 177 00:05:19,506 --> 00:05:20,972 Yeah, that's cool. 178 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:22,340 ♪ ♪ 179 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:25,310 ♪ Can you ever learn ♪ 180 00:05:25,378 --> 00:05:27,245 - Holy shit. - Yeah. 181 00:05:27,314 --> 00:05:28,613 That's great. That's great. 182 00:05:28,682 --> 00:05:30,582 That's the way I want you to move onstage. 183 00:05:30,650 --> 00:05:32,417 Hey, you two get it on, 184 00:05:32,485 --> 00:05:34,219 that's gonna be two items off your bucket list, 185 00:05:34,287 --> 00:05:35,587 black lesbian. 186 00:05:35,655 --> 00:05:37,188 Well, I don't have a bucket list. 187 00:05:37,257 --> 00:05:38,456 I feel like that's an old-person thing. 188 00:05:38,525 --> 00:05:39,390 No, you got to have a bucket list. 189 00:05:39,459 --> 00:05:40,391 Do you have a bucket list? 190 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:41,659 Yeah, I got a bucket list. 191 00:05:41,728 --> 00:05:43,048 I got a few things left on there. 192 00:05:43,063 --> 00:05:44,229 Oh, yeah? Is one of them a threesome 193 00:05:44,297 --> 00:05:45,530 where you last longer than seven seconds? 194 00:05:45,599 --> 00:05:48,967 [laughter] 195 00:05:49,035 --> 00:05:50,134 [humming] 196 00:05:50,203 --> 00:05:51,169 [scoffs] 197 00:05:51,238 --> 00:05:52,437 Oh, my God. 198 00:05:52,505 --> 00:05:53,972 This girl is so hot, and she has 199 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,473 so much more confidence than I do onstage. 200 00:05:55,542 --> 00:05:57,208 Little nervous? 201 00:05:57,277 --> 00:05:59,010 Uh, yeah. What if I'm not her type? 202 00:05:59,079 --> 00:06:00,945 Honey, you have Elizabeth Taylor's eyes, 203 00:06:01,014 --> 00:06:03,047 Kate Hudson's ass, and Salma Hayek's tits. 204 00:06:03,116 --> 00:06:04,415 You're everybody's type. 205 00:06:04,484 --> 00:06:06,951 Yeah, well, I look like a chipmunk when I smile. 206 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,219 [laughs] 207 00:06:08,288 --> 00:06:09,554 So don't smile. 208 00:06:09,623 --> 00:06:12,457 Yeah, but I have chronic resting bitch face. 209 00:06:12,525 --> 00:06:13,992 Yeah, it's bitchy. 210 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:15,627 But once she gets ahold of your body, 211 00:06:15,695 --> 00:06:17,462 she ain't gonna be thinking about your face. 212 00:06:17,530 --> 00:06:19,197 Okay, but what do I do? 213 00:06:19,266 --> 00:06:20,965 Seriously, look at me. What do I do? 214 00:06:21,034 --> 00:06:22,300 Who makes the first move? 215 00:06:22,369 --> 00:06:23,568 Who makes the second move? 216 00:06:23,637 --> 00:06:25,303 What is the second move? 217 00:06:25,372 --> 00:06:27,505 Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. Come. Sit down. 218 00:06:28,575 --> 00:06:30,275 Okay, look. 219 00:06:30,343 --> 00:06:32,610 Don't worry about the details, okay? 220 00:06:32,679 --> 00:06:34,112 Just roll with it. 221 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:35,980 Let nature take its course. 222 00:06:36,049 --> 00:06:37,982 You're either gonna be into it, or you're not. 223 00:06:38,051 --> 00:06:39,450 Haven't you ever been curious about girls? 224 00:06:39,519 --> 00:06:40,451 Yeah? 225 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,452 Yeah, yeah. 226 00:06:41,521 --> 00:06:42,587 No, I have, yeah. 227 00:06:42,656 --> 00:06:44,222 Yeah, I... Well, you know. 228 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:45,923 Mm-hmm, but you never kissed one? 229 00:06:45,992 --> 00:06:47,191 No, I'm a control freak. 230 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:48,926 I was too afraid to try anything. 231 00:06:48,995 --> 00:06:51,062 Relax, okay? 232 00:06:51,131 --> 00:06:53,264 This is going to be fun for you. 233 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,500 Sex with another chick, it is awesome. 234 00:06:55,568 --> 00:07:00,071 Two girls together, the sex just goes on and on, 235 00:07:00,140 --> 00:07:02,273 wave after orgasmic wave. 236 00:07:02,342 --> 00:07:03,841 Mm! [clicks tongue] 237 00:07:03,910 --> 00:07:05,176 [inhales sharply] 238 00:07:05,245 --> 00:07:07,178 [sighs] There's no natural ending. 239 00:07:07,247 --> 00:07:08,579 Well, then how do you know when it's over? 240 00:07:08,648 --> 00:07:10,214 Eventually somebody gets hungry. 241 00:07:10,283 --> 00:07:11,482 Usually me. 242 00:07:11,551 --> 00:07:13,418 Two hours in, order a pizza. 243 00:07:13,486 --> 00:07:15,222 Very satisfying. 244 00:07:15,955 --> 00:07:17,996 Did... did you say two hours? 245 00:07:19,050 --> 00:07:22,028 ♪ 'Cause you're a liar ♪ 246 00:07:22,097 --> 00:07:25,031 ♪ You're a liar ♪ 247 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:28,401 ♪ You're a liar ♪ 248 00:07:28,470 --> 00:07:30,904 ♪ You're a liar ♪ 249 00:07:30,973 --> 00:07:33,140 - ♪ All you do is lie ♪ - Wow. 250 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,442 ♪ Every time you open your mouth ♪ 251 00:07:35,511 --> 00:07:37,444 ♪ ♪ 252 00:07:37,513 --> 00:07:39,946 ♪ 'Cause you're a liar ♪ 253 00:07:40,015 --> 00:07:42,883 Holy shit, she just clocked you. 254 00:07:42,951 --> 00:07:43,950 [chuckles] 255 00:07:44,019 --> 00:07:46,887 Why did I just wave? 256 00:07:46,955 --> 00:07:49,055 Why is my hand still up? 257 00:07:49,124 --> 00:07:51,558 ♪ All you do is lie ♪ 258 00:07:51,627 --> 00:07:53,593 ♪ Every time you open your mouth ♪ 259 00:07:53,662 --> 00:07:56,867 ♪ ♪ 260 00:08:02,938 --> 00:08:04,704 Hi, I'm Davvy. 261 00:08:04,773 --> 00:08:05,705 Oh, h... Hey. 262 00:08:05,774 --> 00:08:07,407 I'm... I'm... I'm Gigi. 263 00:08:07,476 --> 00:08:09,976 Did you wave at me when I winked at you onstage? 264 00:08:10,045 --> 00:08:11,812 Uh, yes, I-I did. 265 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,007 I waved because I'm the uncoolest person on Earth. 266 00:08:15,143 --> 00:08:17,784 But I should be cooler 'cause I'm actually a singer too. 267 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:19,386 Yeah, I've seen you perform. 268 00:08:19,454 --> 00:08:20,554 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 269 00:08:20,622 --> 00:08:21,721 Your voice is incredible. 270 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:22,956 As are your eyes. 271 00:08:23,025 --> 00:08:25,692 Oh. Thank you. 272 00:08:25,761 --> 00:08:27,961 I'm trying this thing where I don't resent people 273 00:08:28,030 --> 00:08:29,830 for being talented or beautiful. 274 00:08:29,898 --> 00:08:30,897 Mm-hmm. 275 00:08:30,966 --> 00:08:33,266 And you're both, so... 276 00:08:33,335 --> 00:08:35,502 I'm gonna have to work twice as hard not to hate you. 277 00:08:35,571 --> 00:08:38,438 No, I'm not even anything. 278 00:08:38,507 --> 00:08:40,607 What you did onstage was just... it was... 279 00:08:40,676 --> 00:08:42,075 it was amazing. 280 00:08:42,144 --> 00:08:43,443 - Thank you. - Yeah. 281 00:08:43,512 --> 00:08:44,744 Glad you liked it. 282 00:08:44,813 --> 00:08:46,847 I did. Liked it. 283 00:08:47,518 --> 00:08:49,049 Oh, no, these aren't all mine. 284 00:08:49,117 --> 00:08:50,350 These are for my band. 285 00:08:50,419 --> 00:08:51,579 Okay. Well, I'm not judging. 286 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:53,520 I like a girl who makes bad decisions. 287 00:08:53,589 --> 00:08:55,055 [both laugh] 288 00:08:55,123 --> 00:08:58,425 So, um, you hanging, or you got to split? 289 00:08:58,493 --> 00:08:59,793 Oh, I'm hanging. 290 00:08:59,862 --> 00:09:00,794 I'm gonna hang... I'm gonna hang out. 291 00:09:00,863 --> 00:09:01,928 I think you should hang. 292 00:09:01,997 --> 00:09:03,430 Yes. 293 00:09:03,498 --> 00:09:04,798 - Let me just get changed up. - Sure. 294 00:09:04,867 --> 00:09:06,666 - And we'll grab a drink. - Okay. 295 00:09:06,735 --> 00:09:08,468 Or 4... or 12. 296 00:09:08,537 --> 00:09:09,936 Oh, no. I mean... 297 00:09:12,574 --> 00:09:13,740 Oh, hey. 298 00:09:13,809 --> 00:09:15,008 You don't bone her, I will. 299 00:09:15,077 --> 00:09:16,743 - Sorry, Pam. - No, I'm with you. 300 00:09:16,812 --> 00:09:18,511 Let's ditch Johnny and have a threesome with her. 301 00:09:18,580 --> 00:09:20,020 - I get to watch. - Good luck, honey. 302 00:09:20,082 --> 00:09:21,648 I'll be at home. Call me if you need anything. 303 00:09:21,717 --> 00:09:23,383 - Okay. - I'm so excited for you. 304 00:09:23,452 --> 00:09:24,618 This is weird. 305 00:09:24,686 --> 00:09:26,486 Just remember, pizza. 306 00:09:26,555 --> 00:09:28,989 Yeah, we're a long way from pizza. 307 00:09:29,057 --> 00:09:30,023 [sighs] How do I look? 308 00:09:30,092 --> 00:09:31,458 Nervous. 309 00:09:31,526 --> 00:09:33,693 Here, take this and relax. 310 00:09:36,665 --> 00:09:38,465 Ah. Better? 311 00:09:39,735 --> 00:09:41,067 Whoa! 312 00:09:41,136 --> 00:09:42,836 Do you guys know the difference 313 00:09:42,905 --> 00:09:44,871 between your former manager, Ira, 314 00:09:44,940 --> 00:09:47,540 and your present and future manager, moi? 315 00:09:47,609 --> 00:09:49,309 You're a taller self-hating Jew. 316 00:09:49,378 --> 00:09:50,710 Ha-ha. That's really funny. 317 00:09:50,779 --> 00:09:51,711 No, I'm not. 318 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:52,746 I'm the new Jew, okay? 319 00:09:52,814 --> 00:09:54,314 I come with new ideas. 320 00:09:54,383 --> 00:09:55,463 Go ahead. What do you got? 321 00:09:55,484 --> 00:09:56,917 Okay, the success 322 00:09:56,985 --> 00:09:59,052 of the hip-hop musical "Hamilton" 323 00:09:59,121 --> 00:10:02,923 has led to an upsurge in people bringing historical 324 00:10:02,991 --> 00:10:05,458 but edgy material to the New York theater scene. 325 00:10:05,527 --> 00:10:07,460 So I did some talking. 326 00:10:07,529 --> 00:10:10,363 I met with some of the more influential friends I have. 327 00:10:10,432 --> 00:10:13,466 I played them a couple songs from "An Gorta Mor," 328 00:10:13,535 --> 00:10:15,402 and they want to bring the show, 329 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:18,405 with a major Irish actor starring, 330 00:10:18,473 --> 00:10:22,709 to the hottest experimental theater venue in the city. 331 00:10:22,778 --> 00:10:24,444 Boom. 332 00:10:24,513 --> 00:10:29,049 Brooklyn Opera and Off-Broadway Main Stage. 333 00:10:29,117 --> 00:10:30,984 Oh, my God, someone gets me. 334 00:10:31,053 --> 00:10:32,852 - Are you interested? - Interested? 335 00:10:32,921 --> 00:10:34,587 - I am in! - All right! 336 00:10:34,656 --> 00:10:36,389 - I'm in, baby! - Good! 337 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:37,724 Right. 338 00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,793 - Boom. - Boom, bing-bong-bong. 339 00:10:39,861 --> 00:10:42,062 Bow-bow-bow. All right. This is awesome. 340 00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:43,215 The producer just wants to sit down 341 00:10:43,216 --> 00:10:44,191 with you guys for a couple minutes. 342 00:10:44,192 --> 00:10:46,099 - I'm out. - Go over... 343 00:10:46,168 --> 00:10:47,600 What? 344 00:10:47,669 --> 00:10:48,802 I produce. 345 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:50,070 I direct. 346 00:10:50,138 --> 00:10:52,539 I-I control everything, man. 347 00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:53,837 We do it my way, 348 00:10:53,977 --> 00:10:55,942 or we don't do it at all. 349 00:10:56,011 --> 00:10:58,445 Okay, so they're never gonna go for that 350 00:10:58,513 --> 00:11:00,814 because these are actual notable people 351 00:11:00,882 --> 00:11:02,682 that have huge, big-time Broadway credits. 352 00:11:02,751 --> 00:11:04,751 You hear that? "They." Huh? 353 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:06,519 They want to have a conversation 354 00:11:06,588 --> 00:11:08,388 about what parts of "An Gorta Mor" 355 00:11:08,457 --> 00:11:09,756 actually work onstage. 356 00:11:09,825 --> 00:11:10,824 It's a process, man. 357 00:11:10,892 --> 00:11:12,592 What about my process, Noah? 358 00:11:12,661 --> 00:11:14,027 I've spent eight years of my life, 359 00:11:14,096 --> 00:11:16,496 every dime I've ever had creating a song cycle 360 00:11:16,565 --> 00:11:19,399 about one of the great tragedies of human history. 361 00:11:19,468 --> 00:11:21,534 This is my blood, man, my sweat, 362 00:11:21,603 --> 00:11:22,902 my tears. 363 00:11:22,971 --> 00:11:25,071 It is 26 songs about potatoes! 364 00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:27,841 It's 29 songs about pain, oppression, 365 00:11:27,909 --> 00:11:29,943 famine, and suffering. 366 00:11:30,012 --> 00:11:32,012 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust! 367 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,080 Jesus. Wow. 368 00:11:34,149 --> 00:11:35,615 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 369 00:11:35,684 --> 00:11:36,716 I don't... um... 370 00:11:36,785 --> 00:11:37,999 I don't even... okay, uh... 371 00:11:38,134 --> 00:11:40,420 So sometimes when I get really worked up, I say that. 372 00:11:40,489 --> 00:11:42,689 It's kind of like, um... like a Jewish Tourette's thing. 373 00:11:42,691 --> 00:11:43,990 I'm sorry. 374 00:11:44,059 --> 00:11:44,911 Say what you were saying 375 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,894 about, uh, your pain and blood, man. 376 00:11:48,216 --> 00:11:51,735 [both laughing] 377 00:11:51,803 --> 00:11:53,703 You have so much confidence onstage, you know? 378 00:11:53,772 --> 00:11:55,238 You're so in the moment. 379 00:11:55,307 --> 00:11:57,240 I'm just... I wish I had that. 380 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,577 You hate the way you look, don't you? 381 00:12:00,646 --> 00:12:02,479 Oh, we're going there right now? 382 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:03,546 Yeah. 383 00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:06,116 Uh... well, yeah. 384 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,550 I do sometimes. Yeah. 385 00:12:07,619 --> 00:12:08,885 Tell me what you hate. 386 00:12:08,954 --> 00:12:10,353 - Really? - Yeah. 387 00:12:10,422 --> 00:12:11,488 Come on. 388 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,256 We're just two ladies talking. 389 00:12:13,325 --> 00:12:14,391 [sighs] 390 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:17,427 Well, my butt is too high. 391 00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:18,695 Absolutely not. 392 00:12:18,764 --> 00:12:20,330 - No? - It is perfectly placed. 393 00:12:20,399 --> 00:12:22,632 Um... 394 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,167 my tits are enormous. 395 00:12:24,236 --> 00:12:25,301 Yeah! 396 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,636 [both laugh] 397 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:29,539 Oh, my God, you're relentlessly positive. 398 00:12:29,608 --> 00:12:31,608 Yup. I'm a queer woman of color. 399 00:12:31,677 --> 00:12:32,797 Every day is a Disney cruise. 400 00:12:32,811 --> 00:12:33,931 No, that's not what I meant. 401 00:12:33,945 --> 00:12:35,712 I know. Look. 402 00:12:35,781 --> 00:12:37,714 I'm a woman, okay? 403 00:12:37,783 --> 00:12:39,883 Some days, I wake up, and I hate my hair 404 00:12:39,951 --> 00:12:42,485 and I wish I had a face like yours 405 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:43,953 and a rich-ass girlfriend so I didn't have 406 00:12:44,022 --> 00:12:45,662 to lift a finger for the rest of my life. 407 00:12:45,691 --> 00:12:48,291 But most days? 408 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:51,628 Most days, I wake up, and I say, 409 00:12:51,697 --> 00:12:52,937 "I am the queen of Pussy Castle, 410 00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:54,464 and I will destroy all my enemies." 411 00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:56,099 - [laughs] - 'Cause that's my motto. 412 00:12:56,168 --> 00:12:58,234 That's awesome. That's a good motto. 413 00:12:58,303 --> 00:12:59,869 - I'm glad you like it. - I wish I had a motto. 414 00:12:59,938 --> 00:13:01,337 Well, we can... we can find you a motto. 415 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,007 Yeah? 416 00:13:02,008 --> 00:13:03,398 Or at least a nickname of sorts. 417 00:13:03,399 --> 00:13:05,208 What would my nickname be? 418 00:13:05,277 --> 00:13:08,244 Um, how about... Bitch Tits? 419 00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:10,480 [both laugh] 420 00:13:10,549 --> 00:13:11,749 Why are you hiding your smile? 421 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,717 - Oh, no! - Yeah, I saw it. 422 00:13:13,785 --> 00:13:16,686 Oh, because when I smile, I look like a chipmunk. 423 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,421 Jesus! You are a mess! 424 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:21,324 I know! [sighs] 425 00:13:21,393 --> 00:13:23,126 Yeah, but you know what? I-I'm happy. 426 00:13:23,195 --> 00:13:24,661 I thought you were gonna think I was just another 427 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,296 stupid straight girl who had a crush on you. 428 00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:27,397 I do. 429 00:13:27,466 --> 00:13:28,732 - You do? - Yeah. 430 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,117 Well, aren't you mad that you're just 431 00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,902 kind of like an object of sexual curiosity? 432 00:13:32,971 --> 00:13:35,672 I mean, yeah, I'm slightly insulted. 433 00:13:35,741 --> 00:13:37,540 - You are? - Yeah. 434 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,176 But, uh, I don't know. 435 00:13:40,245 --> 00:13:41,778 With a body like yours, I can be very forgiving. 436 00:13:41,847 --> 00:13:44,380 [chuckles] 437 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,782 I say we get a shit-ton of margaritas 438 00:13:45,851 --> 00:13:47,217 and see where it goes. 439 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,218 - Yeah? - BT. 440 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,319 - BT? - BT. 441 00:13:49,387 --> 00:13:50,386 What is that? 442 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,354 Bitch Tits. 443 00:13:51,423 --> 00:13:52,522 Oh, right! 444 00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:54,190 Bitch Tits. I really like that. 445 00:13:54,259 --> 00:13:55,459 I'm glad. It's your nickname. 446 00:13:55,527 --> 00:13:56,860 - Good. - [laughs] 447 00:13:56,928 --> 00:13:58,595 I'm an artist. I'm ahead of my time. 448 00:13:58,663 --> 00:13:59,696 I'm out. 449 00:13:59,765 --> 00:14:00,605 You hear me? 450 00:14:00,761 --> 00:14:03,066 I am out. 451 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,635 Hab, can I say something 452 00:14:05,704 --> 00:14:08,738 as your best and only friend? 453 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,342 You know who you're acting like right now? 454 00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:14,344 - David Bowie? - No. 455 00:14:14,412 --> 00:14:16,246 - Thom Yorke? - No. 456 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,547 Are you talking about my attitude 457 00:14:17,616 --> 00:14:19,136 or just, like, the timbre of my voice? 458 00:14:19,184 --> 00:14:20,950 Johnny Rock, asshole. 459 00:14:21,019 --> 00:14:23,653 You're acting like Johnny Rock. 460 00:14:23,722 --> 00:14:26,322 "Ah, screw the world. Screw the industry. 461 00:14:26,391 --> 00:14:28,658 Screw the new Jew." 462 00:14:28,727 --> 00:14:30,293 - Sorry. - It's okay. 463 00:14:30,362 --> 00:14:32,896 "Screw everybody. Everybody's against me." 464 00:14:32,964 --> 00:14:34,631 [whining] 465 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,666 - Noah, tell him. Tell him. - "Genius." 466 00:14:36,735 --> 00:14:38,501 I don't sound like Johnny Rock, do I? 467 00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:40,370 Um... 468 00:14:40,438 --> 00:14:41,738 you know, what... 469 00:14:41,807 --> 00:14:43,573 Oh, my God. Holy shit. 470 00:14:43,642 --> 00:14:44,607 Hab, 471 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:45,775 you're not a genius. 472 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,677 You're a talented bass player, 473 00:14:47,746 --> 00:14:51,147 a visual artist with a great eye and a gifted ear. 474 00:14:51,216 --> 00:14:52,682 And your song cycle's good, 475 00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:54,684 but it's not goddamn Mozart. 476 00:14:54,753 --> 00:14:56,452 Okay, so stop whining 477 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,289 and couching all your fears with this arrogant bullshit. 478 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:03,393 You want to not sound like Johnny Rock, man? 479 00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:07,530 Do it onstage at the Obies next year 480 00:15:07,599 --> 00:15:09,365 while you're making your acceptance speech 481 00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:14,537 as the composer of 2016's best new off-Broadway musical. 482 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:21,511 "And the winner is... Rehab." 483 00:15:23,415 --> 00:15:24,714 Okay, I'm back in. 484 00:15:24,783 --> 00:15:26,449 All right. I'm gonna set the meeting. 485 00:15:26,518 --> 00:15:27,718 What do we wear to the Obies? 486 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:28,651 You sound like Johnny Rock again. 487 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,652 I have to pick what to wear. 488 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,287 Just pick a potato sack. 489 00:15:31,356 --> 00:15:32,755 How's that? That sounds good. 490 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,914 [chuckles] 491 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,757 [soft music playing] 492 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:55,615 ♪ ♪ 493 00:15:58,532 --> 00:15:59,998 This is my favorite part. 494 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,700 ♪ ♪ 495 00:16:01,769 --> 00:16:03,802 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 496 00:16:03,871 --> 00:16:07,840 both: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 497 00:16:07,908 --> 00:16:08,941 I love this. 498 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,542 ♪ ♪ 499 00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:12,978 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 500 00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:17,316 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 501 00:16:17,384 --> 00:16:18,484 You wrote this. 502 00:16:18,552 --> 00:16:19,518 I cowrote it. 503 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:20,747 I produced it myself, though. 504 00:16:20,754 --> 00:16:22,387 Wow. 505 00:16:22,456 --> 00:16:25,484 ♪ ♪ 506 00:16:30,564 --> 00:16:31,997 You ready to try? 507 00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:33,298 I just made the first move, didn't I? 508 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,333 You did. 509 00:16:34,401 --> 00:16:35,334 By the way, I have no idea 510 00:16:35,402 --> 00:16:36,602 what the second move is. 511 00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:39,004 - [both laugh] - Okay, well, relax. 512 00:16:39,073 --> 00:16:41,540 One step at a time, baby. 513 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,297 ♪ ♪ 514 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:01,793 It's not... I don't think this is for me. 515 00:17:01,862 --> 00:17:03,028 - Okay. - I'm so sorry. 516 00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:04,563 I just... I was... in the beginning, 517 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,031 I was thinking about my boyfriend, 518 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,980 and then I got lost in the fact that it was you, 519 00:17:08,002 --> 00:17:09,568 and then I was like, "Oh, my God, this girl 520 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,336 tastes so delicious, she tastes like cotton candy." 521 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,838 Then I was like, "Wait, are you really tasting cotton candy, 522 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,507 or are you thinking back to fourth grade 523 00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:15,807 when you used to eat a lot of cotton candy 524 00:17:15,876 --> 00:17:17,075 and it was sort of an obsession for you?" 525 00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:18,710 And then I just got very confused. 526 00:17:18,779 --> 00:17:20,345 - I'm so sorry. - No, don't be sorry. 527 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,514 I mean, shit, if that was a confused kiss, 528 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,851 I can't wait to clear things up. 529 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,420 ♪ ♪ 530 00:17:28,489 --> 00:17:29,621 Come here. 531 00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:33,725 Yeah, it's cotton candy lip gloss. 532 00:17:33,794 --> 00:17:34,793 It's cotton candy lip gloss. I'm an idiot. 533 00:17:34,862 --> 00:17:36,461 Yeah, you're welcome for that. 534 00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:37,996 I should have gone with something a little more subtle. 535 00:17:38,065 --> 00:17:39,865 Orange Blossom, Indian Summer. 536 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,567 What do those taste like? 537 00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:43,268 Well, I'm kind of hoping you're gonna find out 538 00:17:43,337 --> 00:17:44,670 at some point. 539 00:17:44,738 --> 00:17:46,538 Aw, man. 540 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,839 For your first time kissing a girl, 541 00:17:47,908 --> 00:17:50,776 that was pretty amazing. 542 00:17:50,844 --> 00:17:52,411 But for now, why don't we, um... 543 00:17:52,479 --> 00:17:54,546 why don't we have a drink, call it a night? 544 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,548 I'll take my ass home. 545 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,683 And when you wake up in the morning, 546 00:17:57,751 --> 00:17:58,850 we'll see how you feel. 547 00:17:58,919 --> 00:18:00,953 Okay... Bitch Tits? 548 00:18:01,021 --> 00:18:02,588 [both laugh] 549 00:18:03,924 --> 00:18:05,724 - [moans] - Oh, my God. 550 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,359 [both giggling] 551 00:18:07,428 --> 00:18:09,695 Hey, girls, don't start without me, now. 552 00:18:09,763 --> 00:18:11,563 [both moaning] 553 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,032 You're awesome. 554 00:18:14,101 --> 00:18:17,002 [both giggling and moaning] 555 00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:20,706 Oh, Mama, yeah. 556 00:18:20,774 --> 00:18:22,407 Mm-hmm. 557 00:18:24,111 --> 00:18:26,645 [both giggling and moaning] 558 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:27,646 Ah. 559 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,014 - [moans] - Mm-hmm. 560 00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,683 [both moaning] 561 00:18:33,053 --> 00:18:35,754 Okay. I'm ready. 562 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,457 Mm. This is awesome. 563 00:18:38,525 --> 00:18:39,958 - [giggles] - Yeah. 564 00:18:40,027 --> 00:18:41,760 [both moaning] 565 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:42,961 Okay. 566 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:44,963 All right. 567 00:18:45,032 --> 00:18:46,431 [both moaning] 568 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,768 Oh, Jesus, this is unbelievable. 569 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,437 Oh, yeah. Okay. 570 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,706 Hey, girls, I'm... I'm ready. 571 00:18:54,775 --> 00:18:56,375 [both moaning] 572 00:18:56,443 --> 00:18:57,342 Oh. 573 00:18:57,411 --> 00:18:58,377 Oh, yeah. 574 00:18:58,445 --> 00:18:59,544 Oh, Pam, yeah. 575 00:18:59,613 --> 00:19:01,480 Oh, yeah, Pam. 576 00:19:01,548 --> 00:19:02,848 Oh, yeah. 577 00:19:02,916 --> 00:19:05,417 Ah. Oh, shit. 578 00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:06,818 Oh, yeah. 579 00:19:06,887 --> 00:19:07,919 Aah! 580 00:19:07,988 --> 00:19:08,920 - Oh! - What? 581 00:19:08,989 --> 00:19:09,921 - Oh! - Shit. 582 00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:11,089 What? What? 583 00:19:11,158 --> 00:19:12,724 - Oh! - You came in my hair. 584 00:19:12,793 --> 00:19:14,326 - God damn it, Johnny. - Oh, I'm sorry. 585 00:19:14,395 --> 00:19:15,460 - I'm sorry. - Jesus, are you kidding me? 586 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,809 What was it, like, five seconds? 587 00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:18,470 No, no, no, no, it was longer than that. 588 00:19:18,499 --> 00:19:19,659 Let me get you a towel, okay? 589 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,699 - Get out, Johnny. - Honey... 590 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:22,501 How much come is in there? 591 00:19:22,569 --> 00:19:24,002 Did you do some special kind of a move or something? 592 00:19:24,071 --> 00:19:25,437 - 'Cause that was like... - I hardly touched you. 593 00:19:25,506 --> 00:19:26,738 Get out! 594 00:19:26,807 --> 00:19:28,507 Okay, okay. 595 00:19:28,575 --> 00:19:29,708 You sure you don't want me to get you a towel? 596 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,343 Baby, I know. 597 00:19:31,412 --> 00:19:32,311 - Kiss me. - I'll make it all better. 598 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,445 - Honey? - I will. 599 00:19:33,514 --> 00:19:35,414 Oh, Ava. 600 00:19:35,482 --> 00:19:38,317 God damn it. 601 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,455 Okay, it was longer than it sounded. 602 00:19:43,524 --> 00:19:45,524 Okay? Who you texting? 603 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,094 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah, baby. 604 00:19:49,163 --> 00:19:50,629 - Oh. - Uh-huh. 605 00:19:50,698 --> 00:19:53,031 - Oh, you like that? - Oh, yeah. 606 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,900 - Yeah. - [laughs] 607 00:19:54,968 --> 00:19:57,703 - Yeah, baby. - [both laughing] 608 00:19:57,771 --> 00:20:00,806 - Oh, yeah. - Oh! Oh, yeah. 609 00:20:00,874 --> 00:20:02,607 More wine, girls? 610 00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:05,544 [both moaning and giggling] 611 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,817 [clears throat] 612 00:20:11,885 --> 00:20:13,618 - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh. 613 00:20:13,687 --> 00:20:16,555 [both moaning] 614 00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:21,660 Ava! Ava! 615 00:20:21,729 --> 00:20:23,662 Hey, I think I have to show you something in my bedroom. 616 00:20:23,731 --> 00:20:24,863 Yeah, I think you do. 617 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,565 Hey, Dad, 618 00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:27,699 could you get out of here for a little bit, 619 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,134 give us a little privacy? 620 00:20:29,203 --> 00:20:30,635 Maybe leave the apartment or the block? 621 00:20:30,704 --> 00:20:31,870 - That would be great. - It's okay. 622 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,505 Oh, and if you could bring us a pizza 623 00:20:33,574 --> 00:20:35,674 in, like, two hours, that would be ideal. 624 00:20:35,743 --> 00:20:36,908 All right. 625 00:20:36,977 --> 00:20:38,009 You girls have fun. 626 00:20:38,078 --> 00:20:40,512 [women moaning] 627 00:20:40,581 --> 00:20:41,980 [sighs] 628 00:20:42,049 --> 00:20:45,650 ♪ All night ♪ 629 00:20:45,719 --> 00:20:49,121 ♪ I just can't concentrate ♪ 630 00:20:49,189 --> 00:20:51,990 ♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪ 631 00:20:52,059 --> 00:20:54,393 One, Mississippi. 632 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,727 Two, Mississippi. 633 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:56,995 Enough, okay? 634 00:20:57,064 --> 00:20:58,263 [laughs] 635 00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:01,930 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 43188

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