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Holy shit.
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Are those her ashes?
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Yep.
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45 years of sex and
drugs and rock and roll
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stuffed into one cheap, wooden box.
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Ugh.
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Did you find out what happened?
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Well, her sad little roommate
said she had a headache
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for a couple of days,
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but who would have
thought aneurysm, right?
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And then I guess Friday
morning she got up,
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had a sip of coffee, and just collapsed.
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Hey, you got to go, that's
the way you do it,
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quick and easy.
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Yeah, harder for everyone
you leave behind, though.
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Not the best Micki picture.
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Mm. How was the service?
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- Brutal.
- Awful.
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- So sad.
- Great light, though.
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Got some great pictures you got to see.
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Look at how the light's
coming through the window,
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giving me that Godfather-y
effect on those empty pews.
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- Oh, wow.
- You're doing good, man.
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15 lousy people in that church.
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20 if you count the chicks in the band.
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There was a band?
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Les Zeppelin.
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All-girl Zeppelin tribute band.
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Micki loved 'em.
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They played one of our Heathen
songs, "Ain't No Valentine,"
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which was basically Micki's theme song
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about never getting
married or having kids,
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which she accomplished.
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Yeah, and then they played
her favorite Zepp song,
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"Stairway to Heaven."
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That's pretty awesome.
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Yeah, not so much.
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The version went on,
like, for 20 minutes.
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Micki had enough time to
climb back up into heaven and
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grab John Bonham, and bring
him back down to Earth to say,
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"Hey, douche bags,
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enough with the 20-minute
Mellotron flute solos."
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God, I would have crawled
into the box with Micki.
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Who gave this to you guys, by the way?
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Her little, sad roommate.
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Her parents are dead, no siblings.
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Yeah, she told her when she died,
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she wanted her ashes dumped in the river
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next to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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and wanted us to do it.
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God, I've never seen
a box of ashes before.
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It's so creepy, you know?
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Yeah.
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Someone's hair and
face and teeth and toenails.
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Could we open it up?
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- No, we're not opening it up.
- No!
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- Okay, relax.
- [box rattles]
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[gasps]
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What?
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[box rattles]
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- Oh, my God.
- You guys.
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- What?
- Listen.
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- [box rattling]
- [chuckles]
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- It sounds like maracas.
- [moans]
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That was Micki's instrument.
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We sang backup.
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I was tambourine, she was maracas.
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Is this what's gonna happen to me?
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I'm gonna end up some
box of anonymous ashes
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that sound like a stupid
percussion instrument?
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You make sure that when I'm cremated,
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you put some earrings in here
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so that my ashes get the
full tambourine effect, okay?
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- God.
- Okay.
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♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪
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♪ Anonymous ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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See, these are all the better photos
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than the one they
had on Micki's mass card.
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Oh, shit.
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I better pick out my picture
in case I drop dead tomorrow.
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Where's that one that you
took of me last summer at sunset?
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- Help me.
- Yeah, no, the one that I...
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- Oh, yes, on the beach.
- [speaks indistinctly]
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Yes, I have it on my
phone. I'll send it to you.
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Honey, you're not
gonna die any time soon.
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John, you don't know that, okay?
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And I want a good
picture of myself if it happens,
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and I don't want Led
Zeppelin playing at my memorial.
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I want "Lazarus,"
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the song Bowie wrote before he died.
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Yeah.
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That's really moving.
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Hmm.
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I want a parade.
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- When?
- When I die.
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I want a big parade,
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you know, with cotton
candy and lots of balloons
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and marching bands and
dancers and, yeah, a big deal.
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Okay, well, honey, you have to
be famous to get a parade.
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I will be.
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Wait, I should pick a picture now.
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- Yeah.
- Right now.
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- Totally.
- Start filtering away.
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Yep. [gasps]
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Oh, my gosh. [gasps]
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I bet this is a tape I put together
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of all of our home
videos and performance stuff.
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There has got to be great
Micki footage on there.
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I want to see it.
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All the clothes, all the backstage stuff
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when you guys were young.
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Shit, I want to watch it now.
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Where are we gonna find a VCR?
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Those things are more extinct than Toto.
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The band, not the dog.
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No, no, no, Rehab knows a guy.
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Rehab can have this done.
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He had all Bam's stuff done.
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It looks great. Let me give it to him.
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We could be watching
it by tomorrow afternoon.
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Yeah, well, Flash is taking
me to Micki's tomorrow morning
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to pick up some of her belongings,
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so just make sure you
wait until we're back
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and then we can all watch it.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Cool.
- 1989.
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Topless Micki?
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No, that's me in one of your thongs.
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Oh.
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- You have it on backwards.
- [sighs]
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Oh, I can't wait to see this video.
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Yeah, me neither.
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And I don't feel very
comfortable watching this
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without Ava here.
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It's a professional
courtesy in the transfer world.
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Honey, I kind of agree.
Maybe we should wait.
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No, I'm with my girl Gigi.
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I want to see my hair.
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Guys, it's just old Heathens footage.
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Ava's not gonna care if
we get a head start.
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Besides, I'm gonna
watch it more than once.
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- Let's go.
- Hey.
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[sings indistinctly]
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[rock music]
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- Oh.
- Oh, shit!
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Oh! I love this song.
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Look at Flash.
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Look at the girls. They look fantastic.
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- Yeah.
- Those were the days.
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♪ Shine the night ♪
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♪ Shine it down ♪
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Back in my hometown, ready
to kick some musical ass.
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This is August 1993. What is this?
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Well, when the band broke up,
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Ava and I took a
little, you know, hiatus.
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Meaning she kicked
his ass to the curb.
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No, she went down to Nashville
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to clear her head, kind of start over.
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- That's all.
- Yeah.
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Did some backup, you
know, vocal work and...
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♪ Not impressed by
the places you've been ♪
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Uh, did you know Flash was
down there with her?
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Well, I mean, you know,
he's from down there,
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and, you know, it's not that unusual
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that he would have been down there,
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you know, visiting his
parents or something.
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♪ ♪
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♪ You belong... ♪
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No, no, no, no, I want to see this.
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Let's see what else is on here.
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Guys, I really feel like
we should turn this off
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until Ava gets here.
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- Shh.
- both: ♪ Dream tonight ♪
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♪ There's nobody ♪
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both: ♪ Else tonight ♪
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♪ The stars in the ♪
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both: ♪ Sky tonight ♪
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♪ Will follow us now ♪
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♪ Forever and ever ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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[gentle acoustic guitar music]
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both: ♪ Oh ♪
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪
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both: ♪ Oh ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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Hey, listen. She's too shy to tell you,
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but she also wrote that song.
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[cheers and applause]
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Holy shit.
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Can't possibly leave it behind.
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Give me that whole damn thing. Hey.
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[laughing]
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Hi.
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So how long did you
guys have this little thing
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going on in Nashville?
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Oh. It... um, well, the... it...
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- It's not what it looks like.
- How long?
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- Two weeks?
- Year.
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A year?
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And who was the, uh... who
was that song, "Dream Tonight,"
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who'd you write that about?
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- Not me.
- Oh, God.
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This is just like when we were dating.
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One minute, I wanted to
fuck your brains out,
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the next minute, pretty
sure I already had.
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- [sighs]
- All right.
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- Okay, Johnny.
- Excuse me.
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- Johnny.
- John.
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Johnny.
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[sighs]
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[door bangs]
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[murmurs indistinctly]
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Johnny.
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Unbelievable.
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- Johnny, wait. Stop!
- What?
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Where the fuck do you get off
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taking the moral high ground here, huh?
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Where do I get off?
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You slept with every chick in the band.
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You slept with me, you slept with
Cat, you slept with Micki.
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Honey, we all slept with
Micki, multiple times, okay?
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It's a completely different situation.
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Oh, okay, so Micki doesn't count.
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- But you know what?
- No, she doesn't count.
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Flash's wife did, and so
did Rehab's ex-fiancée.
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I told you a million times,
that was just sex, okay?
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We just saw video evidence of
you having a year-long affair
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with my supposed best friend
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that lasted way longer than
you told me it lasted, okay?
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Like an extra fucking year.
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What difference does that make?
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It makes a big difference to me, okay?
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John, okay, he encouraged
me to write songs,
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which is more than what you ever did.
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- Oh, I'm sure he did.
- He thought that I had talent.
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Oh, yeah, and you showed
him the talent.
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I'm sure of that, right?
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He wanted me to crawl
out from under your shadow.
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And you know what? I did.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And I liked it.
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I liked it a lot.
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Good.
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So then why'd you
break up with him then?
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Because things ended, okay?
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Flash broke up with me.
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He went back on tour. Wa...
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[sighs]
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Great.
259
00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,523
Wow.
260
00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:13,990
Johnny.
261
00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:16,326
Holy shit.
262
00:08:16,361 --> 00:08:18,828
I asked you. I asked you
three times when we were dating
263
00:08:18,863 --> 00:08:21,331
if you and Ava had a thing, and
all three times you said no.
264
00:08:21,366 --> 00:08:22,999
I don't know why you lied to me.
265
00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:26,002
'Cause I was protecting Ava,
your dad, not to mention you.
266
00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:27,504
- Oh, you're protecting me?
- That's right.
267
00:08:27,539 --> 00:08:28,838
I knew you wouldn't understand.
268
00:08:28,873 --> 00:08:30,673
All right, well, you know what?
269
00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:31,674
You were right.
270
00:08:31,709 --> 00:08:33,509
I don't understand.
271
00:08:33,545 --> 00:08:36,712
Gigi, baby, let me...
let me just explain.
272
00:08:38,716 --> 00:08:40,249
Gig?
273
00:08:40,284 --> 00:08:43,452
[camera shutter clicking]
274
00:08:48,259 --> 00:08:49,391
What are you doing?
275
00:08:49,427 --> 00:08:50,725
[camera shutter clicks]
276
00:08:50,761 --> 00:08:52,261
Now I'm gonna Face Swap.
277
00:08:52,296 --> 00:08:54,685
Put the camera down. [chuckles]
278
00:08:58,481 --> 00:08:59,646
Come on, man.
Don't take my picture.
279
00:08:59,682 --> 00:09:00,982
I'm not in the mood.
280
00:09:01,017 --> 00:09:02,149
I know. I got it. I'm sorry, man.
281
00:09:02,185 --> 00:09:03,784
Such a nightmare.
282
00:09:03,819 --> 00:09:05,286
I should have been honest with
her right from the start.
283
00:09:05,321 --> 00:09:06,320
I broke her trust.
284
00:09:06,356 --> 00:09:07,356
Now I got to win it back.
285
00:09:07,357 --> 00:09:08,622
Pah-pah!
286
00:09:08,657 --> 00:09:09,823
Jesus, man, what did I just say?
287
00:09:09,859 --> 00:09:11,825
I know. I know. I know. I'm sorry.
288
00:09:11,861 --> 00:09:13,861
You look so handsome when you're sad,
289
00:09:13,896 --> 00:09:15,261
especially in this light.
290
00:09:15,297 --> 00:09:16,763
It's very flattering.
291
00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:19,466
- It is?
- Yeah.
292
00:09:19,502 --> 00:09:22,268
Plus, makes you look ten years younger.
293
00:09:22,304 --> 00:09:26,106
And you saw the photo they
used for Mickey's memorial card.
294
00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:27,607
Sucky.
295
00:09:27,642 --> 00:09:29,942
If you drop dead ten minutes from now,
296
00:09:29,978 --> 00:09:31,611
what do you want them to use?
297
00:09:31,646 --> 00:09:34,114
Some raggedy-ass old flash
photo from 15 years ago
298
00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:35,115
when you were fat?
299
00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,616
Or do you want something striking?
300
00:09:36,651 --> 00:09:38,618
Something current?
301
00:09:38,653 --> 00:09:40,320
I like striking.
302
00:09:40,355 --> 00:09:41,621
Good.
303
00:09:41,656 --> 00:09:44,690
Then stand right here. Here.
304
00:09:44,726 --> 00:09:47,660
Here, here, here, here.
305
00:09:47,695 --> 00:09:48,995
I like it.
306
00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:50,329
All right.
307
00:09:50,364 --> 00:09:51,664
Oh, you lucky son of a bitch.
308
00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:52,999
Look at that pile of cheekbones.
309
00:09:53,034 --> 00:09:54,000
Let it go.
310
00:09:54,035 --> 00:09:54,834
Ooh.
311
00:09:54,869 --> 00:09:56,368
What are you thinking about?
312
00:09:56,404 --> 00:09:57,836
Thinking about Gigi.
313
00:09:57,871 --> 00:10:02,508
Okay, then think about her-r-r...
314
00:10:02,543 --> 00:10:03,708
right here.
315
00:10:03,744 --> 00:10:05,344
- Nice.
- [camera shutter clicking]
316
00:10:05,379 --> 00:10:06,345
Boom.
317
00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:07,346
Boom, boom.
318
00:10:07,381 --> 00:10:08,680
That's nice.
319
00:10:08,715 --> 00:10:09,681
Ooh. Nice.
320
00:10:09,716 --> 00:10:10,876
Turn over... turn over there.
321
00:10:10,884 --> 00:10:12,684
Look at there. Now look at me.
322
00:10:12,719 --> 00:10:14,953
Boom! I like it.
323
00:10:14,988 --> 00:10:16,287
I like it.
324
00:10:16,322 --> 00:10:18,657
Ooh. Ah.
325
00:10:18,692 --> 00:10:19,991
You look hurt.
326
00:10:20,027 --> 00:10:21,192
I am hurt.
327
00:10:21,227 --> 00:10:23,161
- Feel like my heart's bruised.
- Really?
328
00:10:23,196 --> 00:10:24,495
Yeah, really.
329
00:10:24,531 --> 00:10:25,496
What, you think I'm fucking around?
330
00:10:25,532 --> 00:10:26,497
Ooh, I love that.
331
00:10:26,533 --> 00:10:27,498
Flash! Anger!
332
00:10:27,534 --> 00:10:28,667
Show me some more of that shit.
333
00:10:28,702 --> 00:10:30,035
Ooh, I love it. I love it.
334
00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:34,004
Um, think about...
335
00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,674
Think about, uh...
336
00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:38,709
Ava. Ooh.
337
00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:40,010
What the hell was that look?
338
00:10:40,046 --> 00:10:41,345
What look?
339
00:10:41,381 --> 00:10:44,348
That look you just gave me when
I said, "Think about Ava."
340
00:10:44,384 --> 00:10:45,349
Really?
341
00:10:45,385 --> 00:10:47,184
Yeah.
342
00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:48,185
I like it.
343
00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:49,186
I love it.
344
00:10:49,221 --> 00:10:50,387
Think about her more.
345
00:10:50,422 --> 00:10:52,890
- All right.
- Ooh, she smolders you.
346
00:10:52,925 --> 00:10:54,058
All right, I'm done thinking about Ava.
347
00:10:54,093 --> 00:10:56,560
I want to think about Gigi now.
348
00:10:56,596 --> 00:10:57,561
Okay, okay.
349
00:10:57,597 --> 00:10:58,562
Okay.
350
00:10:58,598 --> 00:11:00,230
Not Ava.
351
00:11:00,265 --> 00:11:01,398
Not Ava.
352
00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:02,600
What the hell's that?
353
00:11:02,635 --> 00:11:04,067
No, no, don't stick your butt out.
354
00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:05,068
Look up.
355
00:11:05,104 --> 00:11:06,403
Good.
356
00:11:06,438 --> 00:11:08,572
I had all this anxiety
about being a lead singer
357
00:11:08,607 --> 00:11:10,073
out in front of the band.
358
00:11:10,109 --> 00:11:11,074
Not my thing.
359
00:11:11,110 --> 00:11:13,910
But behind the band, I felt safe.
360
00:11:13,945 --> 00:11:18,215
And Flash, he just peeled this
layer of fear right off me.
361
00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:19,549
Made me believe in myself.
362
00:11:19,585 --> 00:11:22,218
I felt confident and strong.
363
00:11:22,253 --> 00:11:25,722
Oh, and then revenge sex turned
into more revenge sex,
364
00:11:25,757 --> 00:11:27,757
turned into Nashville, and
we were both from there,
365
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:31,094
so this whole... this whole
cowboy thing that we had,
366
00:11:31,129 --> 00:11:33,096
we lost it when we moved to New York.
367
00:11:33,131 --> 00:11:37,099
And so we were riding
horses and hanging out on the farm
368
00:11:37,135 --> 00:11:39,901
and doing it in a field.
369
00:11:39,937 --> 00:11:42,070
He brought out the
Carrie Underwood in me.
370
00:11:42,106 --> 00:11:43,606
I don't think there's
any Carrie Underwood in you.
371
00:11:43,641 --> 00:11:45,907
Maybe Gretchen Wilson on tequila.
372
00:11:45,943 --> 00:11:47,776
Ugh.
373
00:11:47,811 --> 00:11:48,910
I am an almost-stepmom
374
00:11:48,946 --> 00:11:50,246
telling her almost-stepdaughter
375
00:11:50,281 --> 00:11:52,748
how great the guy they
both slept with was.
376
00:11:52,783 --> 00:11:56,251
Okay, this is... I really
am a Gretchen Wilson song.
377
00:11:56,286 --> 00:11:57,285
Redneck stepmom.
378
00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,419
Yee-haw!
379
00:11:58,455 --> 00:11:59,487
Yeah! [blows raspberry]
380
00:11:59,523 --> 00:12:03,625
- Ugh.
- [sighs]
381
00:12:03,661 --> 00:12:05,794
- This is awkward.
- [chuckles]
382
00:12:05,829 --> 00:12:08,130
But it was 20 years ago.
383
00:12:08,165 --> 00:12:10,632
Hear Flash out and give him a chance.
384
00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:13,134
Yeah, no, no, I'm going to.
385
00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:14,735
I want to bang somebody in a field.
386
00:12:14,771 --> 00:12:16,237
I've never done that.
387
00:12:16,273 --> 00:12:17,572
Oh, yeah, you got to.
388
00:12:17,607 --> 00:12:19,240
- I really want to.
- Yeah.
389
00:12:19,276 --> 00:12:20,741
No, yeah, and you can't
put things like that off.
390
00:12:20,777 --> 00:12:22,109
No, I won't.
391
00:12:22,145 --> 00:12:23,578
You have the impulse,
you got to act on it.
392
00:12:23,613 --> 00:12:25,746
- Yeah.
- 'Cause look at Micki.
393
00:12:25,782 --> 00:12:27,414
I know, she's a box of
ashes on our kitchen table.
394
00:12:27,449 --> 00:12:28,783
- [moans]
- I'm gonna do it.
395
00:12:28,818 --> 00:12:30,751
I'm just gonna bang
some guy's brains out
396
00:12:30,787 --> 00:12:31,752
right in the middle of a field.
397
00:12:31,788 --> 00:12:33,453
Total heat of passion,
398
00:12:33,489 --> 00:12:34,789
spur-of-the-moment type
thing, you know?
399
00:12:34,824 --> 00:12:36,123
Were you all itchy afterwards?
400
00:12:36,159 --> 00:12:37,624
Don't answer that. I'm overthinking it.
401
00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:38,826
I'm probably not gonna do it anyway.
402
00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:40,661
[sighs]
403
00:12:50,172 --> 00:12:52,639
Hey.
404
00:12:52,675 --> 00:12:54,808
I thought I'd find you here.
405
00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,176
[door rattles closed]
406
00:12:58,714 --> 00:13:01,014
What are you doing?
407
00:13:02,718 --> 00:13:04,818
I'm 51 years old, and I just found out
408
00:13:04,853 --> 00:13:08,521
that my supposed best
friend on the planet
409
00:13:08,556 --> 00:13:12,726
had a year-long affair with
the one true love of my life,
410
00:13:12,761 --> 00:13:16,995
and I can't afford to smash his guitars.
411
00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:18,797
[sighs]
412
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:22,000
But I did flush 200 of
his picks down the toilet.
413
00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:23,969
Oh, yeah.
414
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,638
Do not hug me.
415
00:13:25,673 --> 00:13:26,805
- You need a hug, John.
- No.
416
00:13:26,841 --> 00:13:29,642
- You need a hug, bro.
- No. Dude.
417
00:13:29,677 --> 00:13:31,310
You know what I need? I need a change.
418
00:13:31,346 --> 00:13:33,178
That's what I need.
419
00:13:33,214 --> 00:13:34,813
I'm... I'm moving out.
420
00:13:34,849 --> 00:13:36,481
Dude, I'm moving out, and I'm moving on.
421
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,983
Did you know how many
chicks there are out there
422
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,651
that would love to shack
up with a guy like me?
423
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,186
- There's... what?
- None.
424
00:13:41,222 --> 00:13:43,355
- Zero. Zilch.
- No, no, dude. There's a ton...
425
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,390
You're old, you're
broke, you're really selfish.
426
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:49,594
Seriously, man, dude, you're
not even a lead singer anymore.
427
00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:50,654
No, no, no, I got that covered.
428
00:13:50,656 --> 00:13:51,696
And that's the only way a guy like you,
429
00:13:51,732 --> 00:13:55,043
your age, your financial situation,
430
00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:57,187
with that hair, is
ever getting laid, man.
431
00:13:57,223 --> 00:13:58,555
But listen to me, all right?
432
00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:00,190
I've been thinking
about this for a long time,
433
00:14:00,226 --> 00:14:01,524
and I'm gonna pull the
trigger on it now.
434
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,360
- I got a new band, new name.
- Oh, God.
435
00:14:03,395 --> 00:14:05,062
Think. Johnny Rock Agenda.
436
00:14:05,097 --> 00:14:07,063
Cool, right? It's like a throwback vibe.
437
00:14:07,098 --> 00:14:08,698
I'ma do, like, a Hives meets The Who.
438
00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:10,567
Like, they get drunk with David
Johansen type of vibe.
439
00:14:10,602 --> 00:14:11,534
You want to be the drummer?
440
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:13,202
- Absolutely not.
- Why not?
441
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:16,038
Because I'm Gigi's drummer, asshole.
442
00:14:16,074 --> 00:14:17,707
It's not about you, Johnny.
443
00:14:17,743 --> 00:14:20,209
It's not about Ava.
It's not about Flash.
444
00:14:20,245 --> 00:14:22,178
It's about your daughter.
445
00:14:22,213 --> 00:14:23,345
You know what your agenda should be?
446
00:14:23,381 --> 00:14:24,680
Her.
447
00:14:24,715 --> 00:14:26,548
You know, the karma, the
kismet, whatever the hell it is,
448
00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:29,385
all your sins from the
past coming back to haunt you,
449
00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:31,353
you know, that was 25 years ago.
450
00:14:31,389 --> 00:14:33,856
Yesterday's dead and gone, pal.
451
00:14:33,892 --> 00:14:36,392
Tomorrow, there's no guarantees.
452
00:14:36,427 --> 00:14:37,559
You know who doesn't have a tomorrow?
453
00:14:37,595 --> 00:14:38,560
Micki.
454
00:14:38,596 --> 00:14:39,861
How's that grab you?
455
00:14:39,897 --> 00:14:41,530
You know what?
456
00:14:41,565 --> 00:14:42,864
Right now,
457
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,366
right now is all you got.
458
00:14:44,402 --> 00:14:46,535
Right now...
459
00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:48,904
it's everything.
460
00:14:52,943 --> 00:14:54,743
Are you quoting Sammy Hagar to me?
461
00:14:54,779 --> 00:14:55,496
No.
462
00:14:55,497 --> 00:14:56,918
- Yeah, yeah, I think you were.
- Am I?
463
00:14:56,919 --> 00:14:58,746
Yeah, yeah, and I think
you got it all screwed up.
464
00:14:58,782 --> 00:15:00,081
Did I really?
465
00:15:00,117 --> 00:15:01,416
Yeah, Van Halen, Sammy
Hagar, you quoted me.
466
00:15:01,451 --> 00:15:03,084
- I did.
- Yeah.
467
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,253
Van Hagar. I love that guy.
468
00:15:05,289 --> 00:15:06,254
- I know.
- My God.
469
00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:07,289
I love those songs.
470
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:10,258
How could I mess up the lyrics?
471
00:15:10,294 --> 00:15:13,594
- Bro, we're getting old, okay?
- Yeah.
472
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:14,595
Time is a bitch.
473
00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:16,030
Counting out numbers,
474
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,064
both of us know we
ain't getting no younger.
475
00:15:17,099 --> 00:15:19,033
Hmm. Bruce Springsteen.
476
00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:20,535
No, dude, that's Cat.
477
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:22,903
That's the Cat song you
played on last year.
478
00:15:22,939 --> 00:15:24,739
Are you kidding me?
479
00:15:24,774 --> 00:15:28,909
Bro, right now, you might need
an Alzheimer's test, psh.
480
00:15:28,945 --> 00:15:32,612
How the hell does a guy that's
killing brain cells as we speak
481
00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:35,950
know more lyrics than the guy
who's been sober for 15 years?
482
00:15:35,985 --> 00:15:38,085
Because I'm a lead singer, okay?
483
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,753
I could be in a coma and
still sing side one
484
00:15:39,788 --> 00:15:41,755
of "London Calling."
485
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:42,923
Yeah, I got to go solo, bro.
486
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:44,091
You know what?
487
00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:45,091
That's what I was born to do.
488
00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:46,593
All right.
489
00:15:46,628 --> 00:15:47,761
I'm a lead singer.
490
00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:48,762
Whoo-whee.
491
00:15:48,797 --> 00:15:50,497
Born to do it.
492
00:15:53,134 --> 00:15:54,634
You have a change of heart?
493
00:15:57,506 --> 00:15:59,138
Yeah.
494
00:15:59,174 --> 00:16:00,640
You know how much money Sammy Hagar made
495
00:16:00,676 --> 00:16:03,142
off that Cabo Wabo
Tequila when he left Van Halen?
496
00:16:03,178 --> 00:16:04,810
Like 90 million bucks.
497
00:16:04,846 --> 00:16:06,012
Just hear me out.
498
00:16:06,047 --> 00:16:07,646
The Johnny Rock Agenda takes off, huh.
499
00:16:07,682 --> 00:16:09,148
Johnny Rock's Demon Rum and Cola.
500
00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:10,984
It comes, like, in a cool bottle,
501
00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:12,818
like, black with, like, a gold flake
502
00:16:12,854 --> 00:16:13,853
skull and crossbones on it.
503
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,088
We can jack up the price.
504
00:16:15,123 --> 00:16:16,589
What do you think?
505
00:16:16,624 --> 00:16:18,624
I'm sober, dude.
506
00:16:18,659 --> 00:16:21,460
Dude, doesn't mean you can't
make money off drunk people.
507
00:16:21,496 --> 00:16:24,597
God help your soul.
508
00:16:24,632 --> 00:16:26,298
Think about it.
509
00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:31,251
You think I didn't want
to lord this over your dad
510
00:16:31,302 --> 00:16:33,704
from the very first
second after Ava and I had sex
511
00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:35,205
for the first time?
512
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,873
You bet your ass.
513
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,876
I was so psyched, I didn't
want to do it over the phone.
514
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,378
I wanted to do it in
person so I could see the look
515
00:16:41,413 --> 00:16:44,214
on his back-stabbing,
skinny bitch horse face
516
00:16:44,249 --> 00:16:45,549
when he finally found out.
517
00:16:45,584 --> 00:16:47,884
Whoa, relax.
518
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,385
So tell me what happened.
519
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:50,587
Ava happened.
520
00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:51,921
Big-time blindsided me,
521
00:16:51,957 --> 00:16:53,723
and just like... [snaps fingers]
522
00:16:53,758 --> 00:16:56,593
That, I was smitten.
523
00:16:56,628 --> 00:16:58,394
You were smitten?
524
00:16:58,429 --> 00:17:01,598
It's not a word that I usually use,
but I was smitten by her.
525
00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:02,764
I was...
526
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,633
besotted, captivated.
527
00:17:04,668 --> 00:17:06,768
It was like being in a
hurricane for a whole year,
528
00:17:06,804 --> 00:17:08,971
just flying around, man.
529
00:17:09,006 --> 00:17:10,806
We burned it down in Nashville.
530
00:17:10,841 --> 00:17:13,075
Then I caught a tour. I go on the road.
531
00:17:13,111 --> 00:17:15,377
And Johnny's calling her, "Come back,"
532
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:18,380
and, you know, it was over.
533
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:20,248
And then I guess you thought
you could get revenge on my dad
534
00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:21,917
by sleeping with me.
535
00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:25,386
Hey.
536
00:17:25,422 --> 00:17:27,555
Am I right?
537
00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:29,057
Yeah, you're right.
538
00:17:29,093 --> 00:17:30,759
Then I got to know you,
539
00:17:30,794 --> 00:17:32,928
and I saw how much all
this means to you...
540
00:17:32,963 --> 00:17:36,097
the band, your relationship with Ava,
541
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:38,133
the whole nine yards,
542
00:17:38,168 --> 00:17:41,102
and I was...
543
00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:43,104
If you say "smitten" right now,
544
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:45,440
I'm gonna kick you in the balls.
545
00:17:45,475 --> 00:17:46,941
Enraptured.
546
00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:50,111
["The Righteous One" by The Orwells]
547
00:17:50,147 --> 00:17:53,114
[rock music]
548
00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:55,282
♪ Smoke in the air ♪
549
00:17:55,317 --> 00:17:56,617
♪ ♪
550
00:17:56,653 --> 00:17:59,453
♪ I don't have a care ♪
551
00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:01,455
♪ ♪
552
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:03,124
♪ Ooh ♪
553
00:18:03,159 --> 00:18:07,995
♪ ♪
554
00:18:08,031 --> 00:18:11,665
♪ But it's not fair ♪
555
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,168
♪ Don't touch your hair ♪
556
00:18:14,203 --> 00:18:15,369
♪ ♪
557
00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:17,671
♪ It's not nice to stare ♪
558
00:18:17,706 --> 00:18:19,005
♪ But it's not fair ♪
559
00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:21,675
♪ To let down your hair ♪
560
00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:25,712
♪ ♪
561
00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:31,017
11 texts, and I still
have not heard from him.
562
00:18:31,053 --> 00:18:32,719
Maybe he went to Cleveland
to spread Micki's ashes
563
00:18:32,754 --> 00:18:34,520
in the river next to the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
564
00:18:34,556 --> 00:18:35,689
Johnny wouldn't go to Cleveland
565
00:18:35,724 --> 00:18:37,857
if they were giving out free coke.
566
00:18:37,893 --> 00:18:39,059
They should have a cocaine wing
567
00:18:39,094 --> 00:18:40,560
at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
568
00:18:40,595 --> 00:18:41,927
If that were the case,
569
00:18:41,962 --> 00:18:43,729
Johnny would have got
in on the first ballot.
570
00:18:43,764 --> 00:18:46,232
Ah. [grunts]
571
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:47,933
Uh, hey dude.
572
00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:53,573
John? Why didn't you text me back?
573
00:18:53,608 --> 00:18:57,076
I have a major announcement
for all of us to celebrate.
574
00:18:57,111 --> 00:18:58,911
Bam already knows what it is.
575
00:18:58,946 --> 00:19:01,246
I... I tried to talk him out of it, so...
576
00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:03,749
Cabo Wabo for everybody.
577
00:19:03,784 --> 00:19:05,417
Bam and Re, you can have
coffee or water, whatever.
578
00:19:05,452 --> 00:19:08,754
Just make sure you do the
actual toast for karma purposes.
579
00:19:08,789 --> 00:19:11,289
Here you go.
580
00:19:11,325 --> 00:19:13,192
Yep.
581
00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:16,928
Here is to...
582
00:19:16,963 --> 00:19:19,397
a great American philosopher,
583
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:20,732
Sammy Hagar,
584
00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:22,066
Van Halen's Sammy Hagar,
585
00:19:22,102 --> 00:19:26,238
who once said two very important words,
586
00:19:26,273 --> 00:19:28,607
"Right now."
587
00:19:28,642 --> 00:19:32,409
Fuck the past, the future...
this ain't Nashville in 1994.
588
00:19:32,445 --> 00:19:34,078
This is New York City in 2016.
589
00:19:34,114 --> 00:19:36,247
Here's to Gigi and The Assassins
590
00:19:36,282 --> 00:19:39,917
and our dysfunctional little
kick-ass rock and roll family.
591
00:19:39,953 --> 00:19:40,918
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
592
00:19:40,954 --> 00:19:42,120
- Both: Whoo!
- Forever.
593
00:19:42,155 --> 00:19:43,587
Cheers.
594
00:19:43,623 --> 00:19:47,258
Mm, and what we're
gonna do is, we're gonna play
595
00:19:47,293 --> 00:19:48,792
Micki's favorite
Heathens song of all time,
596
00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:49,985
"Ain't No Valentine,"
597
00:19:49,987 --> 00:19:51,740
and, honey, you're gonna
play Micki's percussion part.
598
00:19:51,741 --> 00:19:54,131
- With what?
- These.
599
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:56,300
I had this buddy of
mine at Steve Maxwell's
600
00:19:56,335 --> 00:19:59,136
do a rush job last night putting
Micki's ashes into these maracas
601
00:19:59,171 --> 00:20:00,837
so she's gonna be with us forever,
602
00:20:00,873 --> 00:20:02,306
or at least until next
time we go to Cleveland.
603
00:20:02,341 --> 00:20:03,340
[maracas rattling]
604
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,142
They sound amazing, baby.
605
00:20:05,177 --> 00:20:06,309
- Dad.
- Yeah.
606
00:20:06,344 --> 00:20:07,477
- Did you get to see the ashes?
- Yes, I did.
607
00:20:07,512 --> 00:20:08,979
What did they look like?
608
00:20:09,014 --> 00:20:10,313
They looked like a
pile of the really cheap blow
609
00:20:10,348 --> 00:20:12,582
we used to buy down on
Avenue A back in the day.
610
00:20:12,617 --> 00:20:14,084
- It was weird.
- That is the circle of life.
611
00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:15,752
You guys, uh, let's kick the song off.
612
00:20:15,788 --> 00:20:17,087
Gigi, you know the lyrics.
613
00:20:17,122 --> 00:20:19,256
Oh, yeah, I've always loved this one.
614
00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:23,125
Hey, hang on a second, guys.
615
00:20:23,161 --> 00:20:25,127
What?
616
00:20:25,163 --> 00:20:28,297
I want you to take this guitar,
smash it in that amp,
617
00:20:28,332 --> 00:20:32,835
'cause I got 'em both in Nashville.
618
00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:36,338
Be a good way to bury the past.
619
00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:37,639
One, two, three!
620
00:20:37,675 --> 00:20:40,642
[energetic rock music]
621
00:20:40,678 --> 00:20:44,479
♪ ♪
622
00:20:44,515 --> 00:20:47,482
both: ♪ Ooh ♪
623
00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:49,818
♪ Ooh ♪
624
00:20:49,853 --> 00:20:53,822
♪ I'm not the one who
said the word forever ♪
625
00:20:53,857 --> 00:20:55,857
♪ ♪
626
00:20:55,892 --> 00:20:59,700
♪ Forever is a long, long time ♪
627
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,428
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