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Slow down, Johnny. 2 00:00:03,817 --> 00:00:05,451 Man, it's the best blow I've ever done. 3 00:00:05,452 --> 00:00:06,685 It's got little green flakes in it, man. 4 00:00:07,988 --> 00:00:09,422 That's the coke right there. 5 00:00:09,423 --> 00:00:10,456 What... 6 00:00:10,457 --> 00:00:11,724 God. 7 00:00:11,725 --> 00:00:13,059 Wow. 8 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:15,027 Bro, are you all right? 9 00:00:15,028 --> 00:00:17,363 Yeah! 10 00:00:17,364 --> 00:00:19,365 ♪ Lots of money ♪ 11 00:00:19,366 --> 00:00:21,834 ♪ Plenty of cocaine, yeah ♪ 12 00:00:21,835 --> 00:00:24,470 ♪ Somebody somewhere gonna know my name ♪ 13 00:00:24,471 --> 00:00:27,640 ♪ I'm gonna hit this city tonight ♪ 14 00:00:27,641 --> 00:00:30,610 ♪ Where it lives and breathes ♪ 15 00:00:30,611 --> 00:00:32,979 Well, honestly, if it weren't for the Heathens, 16 00:00:32,980 --> 00:00:35,681 I don't think there would have been a Nirvana. 17 00:00:35,682 --> 00:00:37,984 We saw the Heathens at CBGB's, 18 00:00:37,985 --> 00:00:41,888 and holy shit, man... It changed our lives. 19 00:00:41,889 --> 00:00:46,259 ♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪ 20 00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:48,928 It was like if The Who The Clash. 21 00:00:48,929 --> 00:00:51,197 They had four kids called The Heathens. 22 00:00:51,198 --> 00:00:52,098 ♪ Rock and roll ♪ 23 00:00:52,099 --> 00:00:54,133 ♪ All right ♪ 24 00:00:54,134 --> 00:00:55,168 ♪ All right ♪ 25 00:00:55,169 --> 00:00:57,069 ♪ Yeah ♪ 26 00:00:57,070 --> 00:01:00,273 ♪ Mick Jagger can do anything he wants ♪ 27 00:01:00,274 --> 00:01:03,743 ♪ Fly his jumbo jet to his own Caribbean haunt ♪ 28 00:01:03,744 --> 00:01:05,878 Johnny lived with all three of his backup singers. 29 00:01:05,879 --> 00:01:07,547 And they were hot. 30 00:01:07,548 --> 00:01:09,882 He was so musically gifted. 31 00:01:09,883 --> 00:01:12,118 He had this magnetism 32 00:01:12,119 --> 00:01:13,753 and confidence about his fate 33 00:01:13,754 --> 00:01:15,021 that drew us to him. 34 00:01:15,022 --> 00:01:18,054 He was writing songs that expressed 35 00:01:18,055 --> 00:01:22,093 the anger and turmoil of an entire generation. 36 00:01:22,094 --> 00:01:23,996 Plus, he always had a lot of drugs. 37 00:01:23,997 --> 00:01:27,166 ♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪ 38 00:01:27,167 --> 00:01:31,003 ♪ Gonna save my dirty soul ♪ 39 00:01:31,004 --> 00:01:33,206 Johnny wasn't just in a band called The Heathens. 40 00:01:33,207 --> 00:01:35,307 He was an actual heathen. 41 00:01:41,949 --> 00:01:43,716 There's always blow in the rug. 42 00:01:43,717 --> 00:01:45,418 ♪ I don't want to die ♪ 43 00:01:45,419 --> 00:01:47,453 ♪ Not a word ♪ 44 00:01:47,454 --> 00:01:49,155 ♪ No I don't want to die ♪ 45 00:01:49,156 --> 00:01:51,190 ♪ Not a word ♪ 46 00:01:51,191 --> 00:01:53,238 ♪ No I don't want to die ♪ 47 00:01:53,675 --> 00:01:54,986 They were the real deal. 48 00:01:54,987 --> 00:01:56,856 And that song, Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll... 49 00:01:56,857 --> 00:01:58,703 They were gonna be huge. Made the record. 50 00:01:58,704 --> 00:02:00,099 Record company snuck it to the critics. 51 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,529 Critics were raving about it. 52 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:02,935 The album cover was dope. 53 00:02:02,936 --> 00:02:05,504 I hated that album cover. It was just his big head. 54 00:02:05,505 --> 00:02:07,041 You had to squint to see the rest of us. 55 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:09,909 Being in a rock band... There's no such thing as a democracy. 56 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:11,482 There's always someone at the wheel, 57 00:02:11,483 --> 00:02:13,579 and it's usually the biggest up of them all. 58 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:15,681 ♪ All kinds of people ♪ 59 00:02:15,682 --> 00:02:18,784 ♪ Worshipping whatever I do ♪ 60 00:02:18,785 --> 00:02:22,221 His ego? Out of control. 61 00:02:22,222 --> 00:02:23,589 I spent half my time breaking up fights 62 00:02:23,590 --> 00:02:24,891 between Flash and Johnny. 63 00:02:24,892 --> 00:02:26,893 - Guys. - Come on! 64 00:02:26,894 --> 00:02:29,228 Johnny never cared about anybody but himself. 65 00:02:29,229 --> 00:02:31,230 He didn't care about the rest of the band. He never listened. 66 00:02:31,231 --> 00:02:33,461 Bullshit, man. That band was like a family to me. 67 00:02:33,462 --> 00:02:35,694 All I thought about was The Heathens 24/7. 68 00:02:35,695 --> 00:02:38,436 He slept with my fiancée. 69 00:02:40,063 --> 00:02:41,137 He did. 70 00:02:41,138 --> 00:02:43,075 Did not sleep with his fiancée. 71 00:02:43,076 --> 00:02:44,342 You didn't sleep with Simone? 72 00:02:46,479 --> 00:02:47,979 Simone was his fiancée? 73 00:02:49,582 --> 00:02:51,450 He slept with my wife. 74 00:02:51,451 --> 00:02:53,152 I did not sleep with his wife. 75 00:02:53,153 --> 00:02:54,553 She blew me. 76 00:02:54,554 --> 00:02:56,088 How is that my fault? 77 00:02:56,089 --> 00:02:58,057 Album came out on Tuesday morning, 78 00:02:58,058 --> 00:03:00,059 and the band broke up that night. 79 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:02,695 Cat, who was an amazing singer/songwriter 80 00:03:02,696 --> 00:03:04,130 in her own right, split. 81 00:03:04,131 --> 00:03:05,932 I do a lot of session work. 82 00:03:05,933 --> 00:03:07,500 Hired gun kind of stuff. 83 00:03:07,501 --> 00:03:09,468 I'm on tour right now with Lady Gaga. 84 00:03:09,469 --> 00:03:12,505 I got 770,000 Twitter followers. 85 00:03:12,506 --> 00:03:14,674 I'm @Gagaleadguitar. 86 00:03:14,675 --> 00:03:16,375 You put "Gaga" into anything... 87 00:03:16,376 --> 00:03:18,344 @Gaga "blah-blah-blah." 88 00:03:18,345 --> 00:03:19,912 @Gagamycock. 89 00:03:19,913 --> 00:03:21,575 @Gagashoe. 90 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:22,949 @Gagabanana. 91 00:03:22,950 --> 00:03:24,617 You're gonna get a million followers. 92 00:03:24,618 --> 00:03:28,354 I'm on tour with The Whigs right now, and I guarantee you 93 00:03:28,355 --> 00:03:30,189 Johnny crashes the New York show 94 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:33,007 high on blow asking me for a favor. 95 00:03:35,862 --> 00:03:37,361 I can't believe Dulli had security 96 00:03:37,362 --> 00:03:38,472 keep me from going backstage. 97 00:03:38,473 --> 00:03:40,541 Wait till he sees this chick that was staring at me. 98 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:42,857 My feet hurt, and, like, 20 minutes already. 99 00:03:42,858 --> 00:03:46,061 Okay, let's wrap this up. There's no girl in the blue dress, John. 100 00:03:46,062 --> 00:03:47,596 Looks like you're still stuck with me. 101 00:03:47,597 --> 00:03:49,803 - Or vice versa. - She had a blue dress on. 102 00:03:49,804 --> 00:03:51,627 Big blue eyes. She was looking at me the whole gig. 103 00:03:51,628 --> 00:03:54,446 Sure that was coke you snorted and not some household cleaning product? 104 00:03:54,447 --> 00:03:56,271 There she is. 105 00:04:09,585 --> 00:04:10,786 That girl? 106 00:04:10,787 --> 00:04:11,787 - That's her. - What? 107 00:04:11,788 --> 00:04:13,455 - My God. - Ho! 108 00:04:13,456 --> 00:04:15,381 You think that girl is interested in you. 109 00:04:15,382 --> 00:04:16,674 - Yeah. - Wow. 110 00:04:16,675 --> 00:04:18,928 She's gorgeous. 111 00:04:18,929 --> 00:04:20,625 I wish my tits still looked like that. 112 00:04:22,231 --> 00:04:23,599 Maybe she thinks you're David Bowie 113 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,900 out on a big-ass bender. 114 00:04:24,901 --> 00:04:26,971 Or David Bowie's dad. 115 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:30,940 What? 116 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:32,479 Holy shit. John. 117 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,441 Those vicodins I gave you... How many did you take? 118 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,530 - Snorted all three. - You snorted all three? 119 00:04:36,531 --> 00:04:37,694 You can understand him? 120 00:04:37,695 --> 00:04:39,658 I was on tour with The Pogues for nine months. 121 00:04:39,659 --> 00:04:41,183 I speak Shane MacGowan. 122 00:04:43,639 --> 00:04:44,973 Okay. This I got to see. 123 00:04:44,974 --> 00:04:45,940 Get on over there, big boy. 124 00:04:45,941 --> 00:04:47,208 Come on. Pony up. 125 00:04:47,209 --> 00:04:48,330 - Yeah? - Yeah. 126 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:50,745 Okay. 127 00:04:50,746 --> 00:04:51,712 Ladies and gentlemen... 128 00:04:53,048 --> 00:04:54,082 My chariot awaits. 129 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:55,283 My chariot awaits. 130 00:04:55,284 --> 00:04:56,708 Now he's quoting the Bible. 131 00:04:56,709 --> 00:04:58,653 Yeah, you're gonna need divine intervention 132 00:04:58,654 --> 00:05:00,088 just to make it across the room. 133 00:05:00,089 --> 00:05:02,223 - Okay. Watch this. - I'm watching. 134 00:05:02,224 --> 00:05:04,091 Ten bucks says he pukes on her. 135 00:05:11,033 --> 00:05:16,204 ♪ ♪ 136 00:05:16,205 --> 00:05:18,339 ♪ Flame ♪ 137 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:23,277 ♪ The diamond in the chain ♪ 138 00:05:23,278 --> 00:05:24,544 ♪ Still I would... ♪ 139 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:32,139 He's up. 140 00:05:41,030 --> 00:05:42,764 Piece of shit. 141 00:05:42,765 --> 00:05:44,098 You're an asshole. 142 00:05:44,099 --> 00:05:45,444 You want proof? 143 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,118 All right, go. Go, go. Go. 144 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,693 What's the lowest thing you guys have seen me do? 145 00:05:54,694 --> 00:05:56,376 Today? 146 00:05:57,980 --> 00:06:02,195 Turns out that girl I was trying to slip the tongue to... 147 00:06:03,284 --> 00:06:04,886 She's my daughter. 148 00:06:04,887 --> 00:06:06,820 Holy shit. 149 00:06:07,555 --> 00:06:09,090 So... 150 00:06:09,091 --> 00:06:10,270 She's available? 151 00:06:14,530 --> 00:06:16,031 Man, you go to bed one night. 152 00:06:16,032 --> 00:06:19,168 You wake up... It's 25 years later. 153 00:06:19,169 --> 00:06:21,377 It seems like just a few years ago 154 00:06:21,378 --> 00:06:23,488 everything was sitting right in front of us. 155 00:06:24,007 --> 00:06:25,474 All of our dreams just... 156 00:06:25,475 --> 00:06:27,647 waiting for us to make them pop. 157 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:29,977 And then, one day, you wake up, and it's like 158 00:06:29,978 --> 00:06:31,733 three decades later. 159 00:06:32,382 --> 00:06:35,818 I got my mom's hands and my father's tits. 160 00:06:35,819 --> 00:06:37,837 Honey, you don't have your father's tits. 161 00:06:37,838 --> 00:06:41,290 30 years ago, I thought I was gonna meet David Bowie. 162 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:43,154 Instead I ended up with you. 163 00:06:44,526 --> 00:06:45,956 Baby, I'm sorry. 164 00:06:47,863 --> 00:06:49,198 I don't know what to say. 165 00:06:49,199 --> 00:06:51,165 No, no, no, no. 166 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:54,496 I didn't mean it that way. Listen. 167 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,738 When we're up on that stage together 168 00:06:56,739 --> 00:06:58,540 and the spotlight is shining down on us 169 00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:00,809 and you're singing your newest songs 170 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:04,546 and I hear the pain and the soul in your voice, 171 00:07:04,547 --> 00:07:07,983 I realize there has to be a reason. 172 00:07:07,984 --> 00:07:10,786 There has to be some reason 173 00:07:10,787 --> 00:07:13,088 why we haven't made it yet. 174 00:07:13,089 --> 00:07:15,057 Some reason why it's taking so long 175 00:07:15,058 --> 00:07:17,459 but we're still chasing these dreams. 176 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:19,394 You know what that reason is? 177 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:20,929 What? 178 00:07:20,930 --> 00:07:22,631 No, I'm asking you what the reason is. 179 00:07:22,632 --> 00:07:23,721 I don't know. 180 00:07:26,501 --> 00:07:28,604 Shit. 181 00:07:28,605 --> 00:07:29,838 You're dropping me as a client? 182 00:07:29,839 --> 00:07:31,950 - Not in here. - This is bullshit, Ira. 183 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,676 I'm out of options, my friend. You won't play covers, 184 00:07:34,677 --> 00:07:37,079 which cancels out weddings, hotel lounges, cruise ships. 185 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,248 - You won't sing jingles. - I'm an artist. 186 00:07:39,249 --> 00:07:40,612 An unbookable artist. 187 00:07:40,613 --> 00:07:42,885 You book a monkey who does balloon animals. 188 00:07:42,886 --> 00:07:44,219 His name is Steve, 189 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:46,555 and he does balloon humans. That's his hook. 190 00:07:46,556 --> 00:07:48,077 Steve stays, but I go. 191 00:07:48,078 --> 00:07:49,725 Steve works; he's booked at birthday parties 192 00:07:49,726 --> 00:07:51,260 from now until next Easter, unlike you. 193 00:07:51,261 --> 00:07:54,296 John, you're 50 and you're not famous. 194 00:07:54,297 --> 00:07:55,803 And you won't let other people sing your songs. 195 00:07:55,804 --> 00:07:57,425 In rock and roll, you know what that makes you? 196 00:07:57,426 --> 00:07:59,451 - What? - A bartender. 197 00:08:00,469 --> 00:08:02,069 The dream is over. 198 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:03,537 Time to move on. 199 00:08:03,538 --> 00:08:05,274 Ira, listen. 200 00:08:05,275 --> 00:08:07,676 You know I can't work a regular job. I don't have the skills for that. 201 00:08:07,677 --> 00:08:09,628 You got to get me a gig. I'll take anything. Come on. 202 00:08:09,629 --> 00:08:11,052 There's got to be something. 203 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:14,116 Bears With Bikes needs a rhythm guitar player. 204 00:08:14,117 --> 00:08:16,684 I can't play with a bunch of pretentious Indie-rock assholes. 205 00:08:16,685 --> 00:08:17,953 They're four bears who ride bikes. 206 00:08:17,954 --> 00:08:19,221 You play them on and offstage. 207 00:08:19,222 --> 00:08:21,023 You want me to join the circus. 208 00:08:21,024 --> 00:08:22,391 Summer of '69. 209 00:08:22,392 --> 00:08:24,359 - What's that? A sex show? - Bryan Adams tribute band. 210 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,727 Their Bryan Adams left 211 00:08:25,728 --> 00:08:26,962 to be the new Sting in Stung. 212 00:08:26,963 --> 00:08:28,475 What, I can't be the new Sting in Stung? 213 00:08:28,476 --> 00:08:31,168 Not when you look like Bryan Adams's grandfather. 214 00:08:32,301 --> 00:08:33,835 Jon Non-Jovi. 215 00:08:33,836 --> 00:08:35,613 Jon Non-Jovi... 216 00:08:35,614 --> 00:08:36,709 What? 217 00:08:36,710 --> 00:08:39,274 Their fake Sambora fired their fake Bon Jovi 218 00:08:39,275 --> 00:08:41,009 because he's going bald. 219 00:08:41,010 --> 00:08:43,245 For real; now, you still got a nice head of hair. 220 00:08:43,246 --> 00:08:46,081 What do these assholes make for playing other people's songs? 221 00:08:46,082 --> 00:08:47,736 15 to 20 grand. 222 00:08:47,737 --> 00:08:49,709 - A year. - A week. 223 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:50,760 A week? 224 00:08:50,761 --> 00:08:52,565 Summer of '69 is less than half that. 225 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:53,888 Still very, very nice. 226 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:58,291 All right. Bryan Adams. Non Bon Jovi. 227 00:08:58,292 --> 00:08:59,451 That's all I got for you, my friend. 228 00:08:59,452 --> 00:09:01,086 Okay? This is about Steve. I got to take this. 229 00:09:04,366 --> 00:09:06,501 Listen. 230 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:08,704 I've never asked you for anything. 231 00:09:08,705 --> 00:09:11,406 Okay, I did ask you to keep me from having a heart attack 232 00:09:11,407 --> 00:09:14,184 that one time we did the pink blow from Peru... 233 00:09:14,546 --> 00:09:17,579 The two times I did the pink blow from Peru... 234 00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:20,482 But you got to help me out here. 235 00:09:20,483 --> 00:09:21,850 I'll... I'll quit drugs. 236 00:09:21,851 --> 00:09:23,267 For real this time. I swear to God. 237 00:09:23,268 --> 00:09:24,286 You just... you... 238 00:09:24,287 --> 00:09:25,420 You got to give me something, man. 239 00:09:25,421 --> 00:09:26,722 Some kind of a sign or something. 240 00:09:26,723 --> 00:09:29,030 I... I can't just be, like, a bartender 241 00:09:29,031 --> 00:09:31,618 or just like a regular person. I mean, why did you give me all this talent 242 00:09:31,619 --> 00:09:33,261 if I was just gonna fail? 243 00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:35,953 What am I doing? 244 00:09:37,225 --> 00:09:39,935 Praying to a guy I don't even really believe in. 245 00:09:39,936 --> 00:09:41,903 Or a chick. 246 00:09:41,904 --> 00:09:43,405 - Hey. - Okay. 247 00:09:43,406 --> 00:09:45,674 What gig did Feinbaum get you? 248 00:09:45,675 --> 00:09:46,942 Bryan Adams tribute band. 249 00:09:46,943 --> 00:09:49,211 All right. Listen. No, honey. It sounds worse than it is. 250 00:09:49,212 --> 00:09:50,322 - Okay? It could be way worse. - Really? 251 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,477 - Yes. - How? 252 00:09:51,478 --> 00:09:53,248 - Jon Non-Jovi. Okay? - My God. 253 00:09:53,249 --> 00:09:54,449 - What? - My God. 254 00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:56,484 - This is it. This is what happens. - Honey... 255 00:09:56,485 --> 00:09:58,810 Hacking knock-off bands after three goddamn decades. 256 00:09:58,811 --> 00:10:00,729 Honey. Honey, listen to me. The Bryan Adams tribute thing 257 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:01,838 pays, like, eight grand a week, 258 00:10:01,839 --> 00:10:03,570 and the Non-Jovi thing could be twice as much as that. 259 00:10:03,571 --> 00:10:04,963 My God, you're actually considering this. 260 00:10:04,964 --> 00:10:06,515 - Look... who's gonna know? - I'm gonna know. 261 00:10:06,516 --> 00:10:08,897 - Nobody's gonna know. - Okay? I'm gonna know. 262 00:10:08,898 --> 00:10:11,500 Go to hell, Johnny. Wait. 263 00:10:11,501 --> 00:10:13,035 You're in a fake Bon Jovi band. 264 00:10:13,036 --> 00:10:14,494 Well, guess what? You're already there. 265 00:10:14,495 --> 00:10:16,611 - Honey, I just... - Hang on, you guys. 266 00:10:16,612 --> 00:10:18,673 - We got company. - What do they want? 267 00:10:18,674 --> 00:10:20,269 Probably money. 268 00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:21,309 Yo, bitch. 269 00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:22,944 If it's money you're looking for, 270 00:10:22,945 --> 00:10:25,101 you're barking up the wrong friggin' tree. 271 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,114 So screw. 272 00:10:26,115 --> 00:10:28,895 I don't need any money from you assholes. I'm rich. 273 00:10:31,286 --> 00:10:32,753 I love your shoes! 274 00:10:35,424 --> 00:10:37,959 - Hey! - What's going on? 275 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,427 I'm so sorry about kicking you in the nuts last night, Dad. 276 00:10:39,428 --> 00:10:41,563 - Nah. Not a problem. - This is my friend Becky. 277 00:10:41,564 --> 00:10:42,340 - Hey. - Hi. 278 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,846 It's our first time in New York. 279 00:10:43,847 --> 00:10:44,781 How's it going? 280 00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:47,569 Well, we went to the 9/11 museum at Ground Zero. 281 00:10:47,570 --> 00:10:48,876 It was so awesome. 282 00:10:48,877 --> 00:10:50,486 Yeah, and then we saw some famous people 283 00:10:50,487 --> 00:10:51,807 - at this club downtown last night. - Yeah, 284 00:10:51,808 --> 00:10:53,542 Miley Cyrus's half-sister, Brandi, 285 00:10:53,543 --> 00:10:55,243 and Lindsay Lohan's mom... Deans. 286 00:10:55,244 --> 00:10:56,652 Those people are not famous. 287 00:10:56,653 --> 00:10:58,595 I know, right? They're beyond famous. 288 00:10:58,596 --> 00:11:00,492 - They're huge. - No, the Beatles were huge. 289 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,707 - Yeah. - Sinatra. Paul Newman. They were huge. 290 00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:04,419 What do you mean were? What happened to Paul Newman? 291 00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:06,455 Paul Newman died, like, five years ago. 292 00:11:06,456 --> 00:11:08,356 - The popcorn guy? - No, no. He was a chef. 293 00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:10,959 Speaking of fame, that's why I'm here. 294 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,928 I need you to help me get famous. 295 00:11:12,929 --> 00:11:14,296 - Aww. - Aww. 296 00:11:14,297 --> 00:11:15,530 Famous how? 297 00:11:15,531 --> 00:11:17,043 She's an unbelievable singer. 298 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,916 No, no, no. I'm not getting involved in some hick from Ohio's 299 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,344 ridiculous pipe dream... No way. 300 00:11:21,345 --> 00:11:24,072 You know, my mom would never let me be in a band 301 00:11:24,073 --> 00:11:25,874 or anything because she hates show business, 302 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,509 but she told me that once I moved out, 303 00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:28,977 I could do whatever I wanted. 304 00:11:28,978 --> 00:11:31,113 So this hick from Ohio moved out. 305 00:11:31,114 --> 00:11:32,302 Congratulations. 306 00:11:32,303 --> 00:11:34,276 And then she gave me $200,000. 307 00:11:37,547 --> 00:11:39,711 - Pipe Dream. - Yes. 308 00:11:39,712 --> 00:11:41,690 I can sing, but I can't write, 309 00:11:41,691 --> 00:11:43,346 so I need you and Flash to write me some songs. 310 00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:44,437 I don't need Flash to write 'em. 311 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:47,195 - I can write 'em on my own. - I'm sorry. Your solo album sucked. 312 00:11:47,196 --> 00:11:48,663 His solo album sucked. 313 00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,990 But the songs you guys wrote together for The Heathens were awesome. 314 00:11:50,991 --> 00:11:53,001 - Plus, he's kind of famous. - Really famous. 315 00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:54,975 He's not kind of famous. He's not even close. 316 00:11:54,976 --> 00:11:56,432 I'm sorry, are you Gaga's new guitar player? 317 00:11:56,433 --> 00:11:57,456 My God. 318 00:11:57,457 --> 00:11:58,680 - Does he know Gaga? - Yeah. He does. 319 00:11:58,681 --> 00:12:01,277 Does he breathe the same exalted air that she does on a daily basis? 320 00:12:01,278 --> 00:12:03,190 - Yep. - Let me explain something to you, okay? 321 00:12:03,191 --> 00:12:05,761 He should apologize to me because he broke up with me, not vice versa. 322 00:12:05,762 --> 00:12:07,209 God, you don't have to be such a little bitch about it. 323 00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:08,645 Tell Flash not to be such a bitch about it. 324 00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:10,919 My God, I will pay you two grand in cash 325 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,253 if you go sit down with Flash. 326 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,398 I'll tell him myself in person. 327 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,895 I booked a rehearsal space, and I want to sing Animal 328 00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:19,594 off the only Heathens album ever recorded. 329 00:12:19,595 --> 00:12:21,596 What do you say? 330 00:12:21,597 --> 00:12:22,764 Done deal. Yeah. 331 00:12:22,765 --> 00:12:23,896 - Right? Cool. - Yeah. 332 00:12:23,897 --> 00:12:25,333 All right. Good. 333 00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:26,635 Hey, maybe Mom was wrong about you. 334 00:12:26,636 --> 00:12:28,116 Why? What did she say? 335 00:12:28,117 --> 00:12:31,806 She said you were a lazy, selfish pothead alcoholic 336 00:12:31,807 --> 00:12:33,143 with a small dick and a death wish. 337 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:41,316 Can I talk to you alone for a sec? 338 00:12:41,317 --> 00:12:43,151 Okay. 339 00:12:43,152 --> 00:12:45,687 What, is this gonna be your "I'm sorry I was never there for you 340 00:12:45,688 --> 00:12:48,156 because I never knew you existed blah blah blah" speech? 341 00:12:48,157 --> 00:12:49,691 This is, you know, gonna be my 342 00:12:49,692 --> 00:12:51,140 "I'm sorry I wasn't there for you 343 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:52,727 'cause I never knew you existed 344 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,477 because I didn't stay in touch with your mother 345 00:12:54,478 --> 00:12:55,712 and I feel bad about that." 346 00:12:55,713 --> 00:12:56,865 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 347 00:12:56,866 --> 00:12:59,000 Really? 348 00:12:59,001 --> 00:13:00,335 I forgive you. 349 00:13:00,336 --> 00:13:01,269 You do. 350 00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:02,637 No. 351 00:13:02,638 --> 00:13:04,306 You should not only feel guilty 352 00:13:04,307 --> 00:13:05,974 about never knowing me, 353 00:13:05,975 --> 00:13:08,310 but you should feel really, really shitty 354 00:13:08,311 --> 00:13:10,268 about me growing up without a father figure 355 00:13:10,269 --> 00:13:11,753 in friggin' A-hole Ohio. 356 00:13:11,754 --> 00:13:13,415 So leave your feelings out of this. 357 00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:15,617 I don't want to hear them. I don't need a dad. 358 00:13:15,618 --> 00:13:17,678 I need a goddamn songwriter. 359 00:13:18,154 --> 00:13:20,203 Flash and the entire Gaga crew 360 00:13:20,204 --> 00:13:21,256 are staying at the Gansevoort, 361 00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:22,364 and in case he doesn't respond to money, 362 00:13:22,365 --> 00:13:24,359 because, unlike you, he actually has some, 363 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,659 you can show him this. 364 00:13:27,295 --> 00:13:28,597 What? 365 00:13:28,598 --> 00:13:29,764 You want me to be your pimp? 366 00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,066 See? We're bonding already. 367 00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,667 Tell him I have a thing for him. 368 00:13:32,668 --> 00:13:34,006 Do you have a thing for him? 369 00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:35,770 I have your number. 370 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,046 I'll text it to you. 371 00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:38,006 You... 372 00:13:38,007 --> 00:13:39,140 Thank you, Daddy. 373 00:13:39,141 --> 00:13:40,380 Come on, Becky. Let's go. 374 00:13:40,381 --> 00:13:42,844 Bye, girls! I'll text you! Bye! 375 00:13:42,845 --> 00:13:45,369 - See you later, Mr. Rock! - Yeah. 376 00:13:48,016 --> 00:13:49,751 That's my girl. 377 00:13:49,752 --> 00:13:51,886 What if she can't really sing? 378 00:13:51,887 --> 00:13:54,089 Well, then we do what's best for everybody involved. 379 00:13:54,090 --> 00:13:55,523 Send her back to her mom? 380 00:13:55,524 --> 00:13:56,923 No. 381 00:13:56,924 --> 00:13:58,972 String her along until the money runs out. 382 00:14:03,105 --> 00:14:04,372 Hey. 383 00:14:04,373 --> 00:14:05,673 How you guys doing? 384 00:14:05,674 --> 00:14:06,808 - Move. Move. - Move it! 385 00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:08,276 - Move out of the way! - Move! 386 00:14:08,277 --> 00:14:09,777 - What? - Brody. Brody. 387 00:14:09,778 --> 00:14:11,846 Brody. Brody, here. Here. Brody! 388 00:14:11,847 --> 00:14:13,147 Who's that guy? 389 00:14:13,148 --> 00:14:14,048 Bruce Jenner's son Brody. 390 00:14:14,049 --> 00:14:15,183 What? 391 00:14:15,184 --> 00:14:17,051 World-renowned club DJ. 392 00:14:17,052 --> 00:14:19,220 That's the guy you guys are taking photos of? 393 00:14:19,221 --> 00:14:20,922 That douchebag? 394 00:14:20,923 --> 00:14:22,523 The only reason his whole family's famous 395 00:14:22,524 --> 00:14:24,225 is because his fat-ass half sister 396 00:14:24,226 --> 00:14:26,327 is good at sucking celebrity dick. 397 00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:28,396 I mean, seriously. That's her talent. 398 00:14:28,397 --> 00:14:30,064 Google "Kim Kardashian blowjobs," 399 00:14:30,065 --> 00:14:30,999 'cause you know how many entries come up? 400 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,368 481,000. 401 00:14:33,369 --> 00:14:35,303 That's what I read in the paper. 402 00:14:35,304 --> 00:14:36,838 I mean, is that what it takes to be famous nowadays? 403 00:14:36,839 --> 00:14:38,740 Sucking semi-famous penis? 404 00:14:38,741 --> 00:14:40,208 'Cause if it is, sign me up. 405 00:14:40,209 --> 00:14:41,843 I'll suck Bruce Jenner's cock 406 00:14:41,844 --> 00:14:43,511 right here in front of the Gansevoort Hotel. 407 00:14:43,512 --> 00:14:45,046 That's if he still has one. 408 00:14:45,047 --> 00:14:46,481 I'm serious. I want to blow Bruce Jenner. 409 00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:47,815 What? What? 410 00:14:47,816 --> 00:14:49,584 What? Let me go. Hey. 411 00:14:49,585 --> 00:14:50,718 Freedom of speech. I can say whatever I want. 412 00:14:50,719 --> 00:14:52,086 Hey, man. I got him. 413 00:14:52,087 --> 00:14:53,855 You want to blow Bruce Jenner? 414 00:14:53,856 --> 00:14:55,590 I can explain what happened. 415 00:14:55,591 --> 00:14:58,159 I... I can't explain what happened. 416 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,827 I am not lending you any money. 417 00:14:59,828 --> 00:15:01,029 Who said anything about money? 418 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,897 I talked to Dulli this morning. 419 00:15:02,898 --> 00:15:04,265 We're not getting the band back together either. 420 00:15:04,266 --> 00:15:05,633 Listen. Okay, listen. That's not. 421 00:15:05,634 --> 00:15:07,135 I just want to have a conversation. 422 00:15:07,136 --> 00:15:08,302 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hello. Hey! 423 00:15:08,303 --> 00:15:10,104 You're the guitar player! 424 00:15:10,105 --> 00:15:11,773 We loved the show last night. 425 00:15:11,774 --> 00:15:13,374 - Can you sign my tit? - Sure. 426 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,976 She wants to be a singer just like Gaga, 427 00:15:14,977 --> 00:15:16,744 and she's really, really, really talented 428 00:15:16,745 --> 00:15:18,179 and she's 19, so she's legal, 429 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,380 if you're interested. 430 00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:20,515 - Right, honey? - Yeah. 431 00:15:20,516 --> 00:15:22,683 Are you anybody? 432 00:15:22,684 --> 00:15:24,885 You never heard of Johnny Rock, girls? 433 00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:27,321 No. 434 00:15:27,322 --> 00:15:28,289 Hey! There goes Gaga. 435 00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:29,289 Go, go, go, go. 436 00:15:32,161 --> 00:15:33,261 Are you shitting me? 437 00:15:33,262 --> 00:15:34,162 What do you want, John? 438 00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,863 Small favor. 439 00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:37,031 Doesn't involve any money from you. 440 00:15:37,032 --> 00:15:38,499 I'm never playing with you again. 441 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,702 As in never ever, asshole. 442 00:15:41,703 --> 00:15:43,371 Listen. You owe me. 443 00:15:43,372 --> 00:15:45,250 I was the one that said, "Hey, let's start a band 444 00:15:45,251 --> 00:15:46,449 together," and then I was the guy that said, 445 00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:48,083 once we had the band, "Hey, let's start writing 446 00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:49,410 some songs together," so when you think 447 00:15:49,411 --> 00:15:51,145 about it, you wouldn't be sitting here 448 00:15:51,146 --> 00:15:53,166 in this plush limo today without me. 449 00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:54,448 You sound like my ex-wife. 450 00:15:54,449 --> 00:15:56,220 I was with you for twice as long as she was. 451 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,805 And I gave you that really nice skull-and-crossbone ring. 452 00:15:58,806 --> 00:16:00,054 - Not her. - Who gives a shit? 453 00:16:00,055 --> 00:16:01,656 - I give a shit. - We're grown men now. 454 00:16:01,657 --> 00:16:04,125 And I'm playing in Gaga's band in spite of you 455 00:16:04,126 --> 00:16:05,927 'cause you held me back all those years. 456 00:16:05,928 --> 00:16:07,528 - I held you back. - Your ego. 457 00:16:07,529 --> 00:16:09,664 And your rock-and-roll destructive bullshit ways. 458 00:16:09,665 --> 00:16:11,898 - Okay. Whatever. - You still doing blow? 459 00:16:12,645 --> 00:16:14,902 No, I'm not doing blow. I haven't done blow in ages. 460 00:16:14,903 --> 00:16:16,860 'Cause you quit, or you can't afford it? 461 00:16:16,861 --> 00:16:18,950 Flash... 462 00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:22,410 this isn't about drugs. 463 00:16:22,411 --> 00:16:23,878 I'm talking about a different high. 464 00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:26,180 A connection between me and you, man. 465 00:16:26,181 --> 00:16:27,915 When we were working together, man, 466 00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:30,518 live on stage, our vibe was killer, dude. 467 00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:32,453 Just the two of us. Wide awake. 468 00:16:32,454 --> 00:16:33,855 We were taking our emotions... 469 00:16:33,856 --> 00:16:35,957 Not Gaga's, not Jon Bon Jovi's 470 00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,792 or anybody... Our emotions, man, 471 00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:39,794 and our angst and whatever we were feeling 472 00:16:39,795 --> 00:16:41,295 and we were throwing it into the amps, 473 00:16:41,296 --> 00:16:43,564 and it was coming back out genius stuff. 474 00:16:43,565 --> 00:16:44,966 Remember when the record came out 475 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:46,033 and the guy from Rolling Stone 476 00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,902 wrote that early review 477 00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,537 and he called you the wizard spawn 478 00:16:49,538 --> 00:16:51,695 of Pete Townshend and The Edge? 479 00:16:51,696 --> 00:16:54,509 We were so happy. That's what I'm talking about. 480 00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:57,145 When we were making people dance and scream 481 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,680 and changing their lives, man. 482 00:16:59,681 --> 00:17:01,516 That's the drug I'm after, dude. 483 00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:05,252 That's... that's the high I want. 484 00:17:06,321 --> 00:17:09,090 Me too, Johnny. 485 00:17:09,091 --> 00:17:10,925 I mean, I'll do some drugs, if you have some. 486 00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,226 Not blow, but, like, prescription stuff. 487 00:17:12,227 --> 00:17:14,529 - Get out. Get out! - Okay. Okay. 488 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:15,997 Let me explain the favor thing. 489 00:17:15,998 --> 00:17:17,865 Cat, when she went to Ohio... turns out, 490 00:17:17,866 --> 00:17:19,534 long story short, she was pregnant by me. 491 00:17:19,535 --> 00:17:20,968 She never told me and now I have a daughter 492 00:17:20,969 --> 00:17:23,838 and she's here and she's 25 years old and she thinks she can sing. 493 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:26,207 She rented the big room at SIR tomorrow at 10:00 494 00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:28,276 and she's paying me and Bam Bam and Rehab to be there 495 00:17:28,277 --> 00:17:29,377 and we really need the money, man, 496 00:17:29,378 --> 00:17:30,611 and it doesn't cost you a dime. 497 00:17:30,612 --> 00:17:32,852 - All you got to do is show up. - Let me think about it. No. 498 00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:35,505 Come on. They need the bread. I need the bread. 499 00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:43,157 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 500 00:17:43,158 --> 00:17:44,591 What? 501 00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:53,868 Never mind. 502 00:17:53,869 --> 00:17:56,030 - What do you got there? - No. No, no, no, no. Give me. 503 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,372 Holy shit. Is that her? 504 00:17:57,373 --> 00:17:59,091 No, that's not her. That's... that's a guy. 505 00:17:59,092 --> 00:18:00,656 That's the lead singer. Remember chicks with dicks? 506 00:18:00,657 --> 00:18:02,043 - She a Gaga fan? - No. 507 00:18:02,044 --> 00:18:04,478 - She hates Gaga. - I'm in. I'm way in. 508 00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:06,422 She's too young for you, man. Give it to me. 509 00:18:06,423 --> 00:18:09,350 You just saw me sign the tit of a 19-year-old. 510 00:18:09,351 --> 00:18:10,885 See you tomorrow at 10:00. 511 00:18:10,886 --> 00:18:12,540 Payback's a bitch. 512 00:18:16,286 --> 00:18:17,589 Hey, guys. Thanks for coming. 513 00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:19,124 We don't have a lot of time, and I got a couple things 514 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,857 I want to say, so I don't want to be interrupting. 515 00:18:20,858 --> 00:18:21,994 What? 516 00:18:22,331 --> 00:18:24,620 Listen, this probably isn't gonna take very long, 517 00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:25,964 'cause like you, I'm assuming 518 00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:27,832 that Gigi's not exactly the real deal, 519 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,334 but let's look at the bright side. 520 00:18:29,335 --> 00:18:30,702 We can get a nice little jam session in 521 00:18:30,703 --> 00:18:32,437 on her dime after she's done, 522 00:18:32,438 --> 00:18:34,105 but I want to lay down a couple hard-and-fast rules. 523 00:18:34,106 --> 00:18:36,041 Number one: nobody sleeps with my daughter. 524 00:18:36,042 --> 00:18:37,776 Number two: nobody sleeps with my daughter. 525 00:18:37,777 --> 00:18:39,511 And number three: sleep with my daughter, 526 00:18:39,512 --> 00:18:41,079 I pull off your fingers with a socket wrench. 527 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,781 Well, forget that, 'cause Bam Bam told us 528 00:18:42,782 --> 00:18:44,649 you already tried to bang her two nights ago. 529 00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:47,254 That was before I knew she was my daughter, okay? 530 00:18:47,255 --> 00:18:49,387 I thought she was just a hot chick with a great-looking... 531 00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:51,723 No looking at her ass, by the way. Or her tits. 532 00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:53,625 Matter of fact, that word's out when she's in here. 533 00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:55,560 - What word? Ass or tits? - Both, all right? 534 00:18:55,561 --> 00:18:56,948 What about rack? 535 00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,297 Why would rack be okay? 536 00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:01,228 Puppies. She's got a great set of puppies. 537 00:19:01,229 --> 00:19:02,820 Swear to God. Stop right now. 538 00:19:02,821 --> 00:19:03,835 - Beams. - Guns. 539 00:19:03,836 --> 00:19:05,070 - Grenades. - Guys. 540 00:19:05,071 --> 00:19:06,204 - Cadillacs. - Apples. 541 00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:08,974 Hey! No more nicknames for my daughter's... 542 00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:10,050 Chesticles? 543 00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:12,544 Chest area. Okay? 544 00:19:12,545 --> 00:19:14,782 Enough. God. 545 00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:16,207 What about her pussy? 546 00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:18,583 What? 547 00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:20,151 Like, if she has a camel toe, 548 00:19:20,152 --> 00:19:22,020 may we say "camel toe"? 549 00:19:22,021 --> 00:19:23,254 Or CT? 550 00:19:23,255 --> 00:19:25,600 No camel toe. No CT. Okay? 551 00:19:25,601 --> 00:19:26,891 How do we refer to it, then? 552 00:19:26,892 --> 00:19:28,860 My daughter doesn't have a pussy, okay? 553 00:19:28,861 --> 00:19:31,029 She has a vagina, which is off-limits 554 00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:32,931 to each and every one of you, all right? 555 00:19:32,932 --> 00:19:34,766 Well, Johnny, you should've thought of that 556 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:37,568 25 years ago, when you were banging our chicks. 557 00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:41,873 Really, guys? 558 00:19:41,874 --> 00:19:45,642 Can we not just put the past where it belongs? 559 00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:48,912 It was a quarter of a century ago. 560 00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:56,721 - Of course we can, John. - Thank you. 561 00:19:56,722 --> 00:19:59,524 But we're still gonna need a code word for your daughter's pussy. 562 00:19:59,525 --> 00:20:01,092 Muff. 563 00:20:01,093 --> 00:20:02,581 Muff is not a code word, asshole. 564 00:20:02,582 --> 00:20:04,065 - They know what that means. - No, they do not. 565 00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:05,370 Absolutely they do. 566 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,513 Like you're some kind of pussy-code-word genius. 567 00:20:07,514 --> 00:20:08,748 Actually, I am. 568 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,192 - How 'bout pooch? - I like that. 569 00:20:10,193 --> 00:20:11,536 - It's Italian. - Well, it's American. 570 00:20:11,537 --> 00:20:13,104 In Ireland, they say Gee. 571 00:20:13,105 --> 00:20:14,606 - No, we're not... listen. - Ooh, you're Irish. 572 00:20:14,607 --> 00:20:16,232 - That means her vag is Irish. - Okay. 573 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,879 And nobody's looking at her... 574 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,647 puppies. 575 00:20:22,648 --> 00:20:23,715 What the hell are we gonna look at, then? 576 00:20:23,716 --> 00:20:25,683 How 'bout her face, asshole, okay? 577 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,385 Ever heard of eye contact? 578 00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:28,920 Assholes? 579 00:20:28,921 --> 00:20:31,389 Ooh, she does have adorable eyes. 580 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,591 No eye contact. There's no eye contact. 581 00:20:33,592 --> 00:20:34,992 I vote "pooch." 582 00:20:35,338 --> 00:20:37,735 Well, it sounds so soft and fluffy. 583 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,164 Here's the deal, though. 584 00:20:39,165 --> 00:20:41,566 My pooch is not really up for grabs, 585 00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:43,301 and, knowing myself as well as I do, 586 00:20:43,302 --> 00:20:44,669 I'm probably gonna sleep with Flash 587 00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:47,739 because, well, he's not bald. 588 00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:48,960 And he's not the bass player. 589 00:20:48,961 --> 00:20:51,709 Plus, he's got this Slash-meets-Joe Perry 590 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,778 Elder Statesman rock god kind of thing going on, 591 00:20:53,779 --> 00:20:55,780 which the rest of you absolutely do not. 592 00:20:55,781 --> 00:20:56,915 What are you doing here? 593 00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,249 I invited him. 594 00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,996 I'm gonna need a manager once the music world gets a load of me. 595 00:21:02,188 --> 00:21:04,289 So are we gonna sing or what? 596 00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:05,557 Animal in E. 597 00:21:05,558 --> 00:21:08,158 One, two, three. 598 00:21:15,768 --> 00:21:19,104 ♪ If I didn't want you ♪ 599 00:21:19,105 --> 00:21:22,807 ♪ Would I cry your name out loud? ♪ 600 00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:25,844 ♪ Cursing as I wander ♪ 601 00:21:25,845 --> 00:21:29,481 ♪ Into this manic crowd ♪ 602 00:21:29,482 --> 00:21:32,584 ♪ And if I didn't need you ♪ 603 00:21:32,585 --> 00:21:35,753 ♪ Why do you run right through my veins ♪ 604 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:39,591 ♪ Savage and so dangerous ♪ 605 00:21:39,592 --> 00:21:42,927 ♪ You linger and remain ♪ 606 00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:45,864 ♪ And if I didn't want you ♪ 607 00:21:45,865 --> 00:21:49,834 ♪ Would I arrive outside your door? ♪ 608 00:21:49,835 --> 00:21:53,138 ♪ Bent but still unbroken, babe ♪ 609 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:55,540 ♪ Crying out for more ♪ 610 00:21:55,541 --> 00:21:59,711 ♪ More, more ♪ 611 00:21:59,712 --> 00:22:02,914 ♪ Ooh, more ♪ 612 00:22:02,915 --> 00:22:06,284 ♪ More ♪ 613 00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:09,821 ♪ More ♪ 614 00:22:09,822 --> 00:22:11,789 ♪ I'm an animal ♪ 615 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,124 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 616 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,692 ♪ Yeah ♪ 617 00:22:14,693 --> 00:22:18,897 ♪ Ooh, you are, yeah ♪ 618 00:22:18,898 --> 00:22:21,866 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 619 00:22:21,867 --> 00:22:23,301 Shit. 620 00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:26,504 ♪ ♪ 621 00:22:26,505 --> 00:22:28,260 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 622 00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:33,255 - Sync and Corrections by peterbrito - - www.addic7ed.com - 44747

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