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Holy shit. No whiskey in your coffee?
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Must be something serious.
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Why don't you blow me?
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- Why? 'Cause Ava isn't?
- Yeah.
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She told Gigi that things have slowed
down for you guys in the sack lately.
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Look at me. I'm your age.
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And I got a 21-year-old girlfriend, right?
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- Look at you. You look like shit.
- She's not your girlfriend.
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You're a revenge fuck.
That's what you are, okay?
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She's just sleeping with
you to get back at me.
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Dude, your daughter's worried about you.
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Your woman isn't interested
in having sex with you.
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Ava loves me. That's a given, okay?
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She doesn't want to blow you.
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So that's in danger of turning into
a brother-sister kind of love.
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I have a sister.
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I don't find her attractive. You know why?
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'Cause she's my goddamn sister.
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Get your shit together.
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Take a good look in the mirror.
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Actually, don't look in the mirror.
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Why?
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It ain't that pretty, pal.
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Hey, hon, how old do you think I look?
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I don't know.
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How old do you want to look?
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♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪
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♪ Anonymous ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Gonna make you shake ♪
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♪ ♪
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Ooh.
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♪ Gonna make you move ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I don't hesitate ♪
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♪ No ♪
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♪ Do what I want to do ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ What's my name? ♪
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ Say my name ♪
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♪ ♪
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Yow!
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♪ ♪
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Fantastic. I love it.
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And it couldn't come at
a better time, guys.
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What do you mean?
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I have some potentially big
and earth-shattering news.
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I got an offer from Sony Music.
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Get this. They want to sign Gigi.
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They think she's gonna
be the next big thing,
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and the advance is $250,000.
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What?
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Hang on. Hang on, everybody.
Everybody, just relax.
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Relax. I'm not done yet.
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As with all things too good to be true,
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And there is a significant catch.
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Who cares? It's $250,000.
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Signify, baby. Go ahead.
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They don't want the whole band.
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What do you mean?
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They only want you.
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Okay, screw that.
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We're not doing that. No way.
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You tell them they take everybody
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or they don't take anyone, right, guys?
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- Right.
- That's right. We're a team.
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We create as a team.
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And this particular team
sticks together, right, guys?
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- Right.
- Absolutely.
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They also want to hire Johnny and Flash
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to be Gigi's songwriters.
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I mean, you know, "team"
could be the wrong word.
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Yeah, we're not the goddamn NBA here.
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We don't have uniforms.
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What are you talking about?
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This is family, guys.
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That's what's most important.
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They'll make a separate
deal with Johnny and Flash,
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and you'll each get your own advance.
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Although, you know, family really
is about blood and cohabitation.
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Yep, it really is.
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What'd they say about me and Rehab?
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They said the drummer was too fat.
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Told you to go on a diet.
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And the bass player looked old enough
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to be Frank Zappa's father.
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Ha-ha. How's your face now?
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You know, you are looking
pretty ancient, Rehab.
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So do you, John.
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And they also want you
to get a full makeover,
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head to toe... New haircut,
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new threads, new image.
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They start their PR machine,
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they don't want Gigi standing
next to someone stuck in 1992.
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Their words, not mine. I'm sorry.
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Guys, we're not actually
gonna do this, right?
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They're gonna bring in a famed pop producer
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named Amor to do the single.
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And they want to shoot a video.
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Now, I want to be clear here.
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They want something commercial.
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They're not gonna throw
this kind of money around
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unless you're willing to sex
it up and sell out a little.
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Sell out?
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Guys, we're not gonna sell out.
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A little... Just sell out a little.
That's what he said, okay?
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Let's all relax.
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It's not our decision.
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It's Gigi's decision, right?
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- It's Gigi's career.
- Yes, it is.
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It's Gigi's image, honey.
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So you shouldn't be thinking
about what Ira wants you to do
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or what I want you to do.
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You should be thinking
about what you want to do.
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And I know you probably need some
time to make that decision, so...
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Yes.
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This is why I came here.
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This is what I've wanted
since I was five years old.
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This has been my dream. Amor is huge.
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He secretly produced huge pop hits for J.Lo
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and for Ariana Grande and Rihanna.
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I'm sorry, you guys.
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I really, really am.
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But this could be my big break.
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Listen, I can get you guys some DJ gigs.
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Steve the Monkey's got a ton
of birthday parties coming up,
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and he's thinking of busting a few moves.
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DJ gigs with monkeys.
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Yeah, it falls under the
beast-core umbrella and... so...
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Screw you, Ira.
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You don't get to fire us, man.
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'Cause we quit.
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Wait. Wait a minute, okay?
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No, we do not need you assholes.
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We do. We do need these...
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No, beast-core does not
have an umbrella, man.
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Okay? And you don't know
the first thing about it.
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We invented it.
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Time Out New York called us cutting-edge.
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And we are not about to sell out
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like some pop-schlock pissants
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who are ready to suck some corporate cock.
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- We are performance artists!
- Yeah.
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- We have integrity!
- Yeah.
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We have a beast-core manifesto!
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- We do?
- Yeah, man, in the...
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I showed you the notes... What
I showed you in my notebook.
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That was more of a list, dude.
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- Beast-core manifesto!
- Manifesto.
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Rule number three: we don't sell out!
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Come on, man.
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Douchebags.
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You know, my real family
broke up three times
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'cause of my three dads,
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and I thought this family
would be together forever.
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But I guess that's my fault
for being a big, fat fool.
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When do I get to give Johnny his makeover?
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- When do I meet Amor?
- I need a copy of that song.
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- I have it in the sound booth.
- You go get it.
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Sony is not pinching pennies with us.
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Look at this. This is Lavandier cognac.
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This is like $5,000 a bottle.
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Yeah, well, you might want
to swig some of that down
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because your face is gonna be pretty sore
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after these treatments.
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Well, such is the price of fame.
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What do you got lined up?
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Okay, we have a dermal
ablation laser resurfacing,
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A micro-current under-peel,
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a liquid nitrous oxide injection,
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and some lipotripsy radial shocks.
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Sounds like you're working on a car.
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We are. A 1992 Chevy Impala.
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But by the time we get done with you,
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you are gonna be a shiny, new 2016 Ferrari.
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Yes, I am.
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Diggin' your demo, dog.
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That shit is on fleek, yo.
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I'ma rework the beat, play with it,
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kick it up, add some swavy
new lines and shit.
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That's what I do, dog.
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That's cool.
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"Swavy." I dig it, dog.
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Who's directing the video?
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My nigrum B-lap.
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He fleek too.
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What's "B-lap" stand for?
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Bitches be lapping up his vids, yo.
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He's done Rihanna, Timberlake.
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Wow, that's pretty heavy company.
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Yo, Sony say you the next big thing, G.
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Your star on fleek, like, what?
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You stoked, dog?
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I'm fleeked. I'm fleeking out.
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- No, you're not.
- I thought I was.
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I'm definitely stoked.
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It's all good, B. You get it.
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♪ ♪
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These outfits aren't even outfits.
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They're just like glorified lingerie.
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Stoked, baby. Gaga wears it all the time.
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Yeah, but she's Gaga.
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She's the queen of pop. She can.
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You about to knock her off
that throne, Double G.
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You know what I'm saying?
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♪ ♪
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ ♪
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My God.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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Are you happy with the new me you made?
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The new you is gonna get
laid any time you want.
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Is everything okay in there?
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Yeah, everything is so good.
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- Do you know what EDM stands for?
- Yes, I do.
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"Extremely douchey music."
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Not the way we're gonna do it.
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We remix What's My Name?
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Look, we still use some
of our animal sounds.
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Only, we also use Gigi's vocal underneath
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from yesterday, which I
recorded on my phone.
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And we drive it with bass
and drums and synth loops.
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Yeah, it features a human voice.
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But dig this: are we not animals?
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Animals who are stealing songs.
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We helped them write that song.
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Dude, creative control, that's the reason
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we started beast-core in the first place.
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All right, technically, we are animals.
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I'm barely evolved.
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- I'm like a ape.
- Yeah.
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I spend half my time drawing
pictures of genitalia.
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I'm a cheetah.
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Dude.
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What?
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I'm... I'm fast, dude.
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I'm very fast on my feet.
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Dude.
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I'm very nimble.
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You put a cheesecake on a
stick, watch how fast I am.
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You're not a cheetah. You're like a panda.
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I'm not a panda.
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I've been a panda my whole life.
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I'm a cheetah. I'm a cheetah, or I'm out.
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That's it.
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Who's my cheesecake cheetah? Come on.
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You're getting too excited.
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I'm sorry for yelling at you.
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I know.
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All right, so how do we
make money off of this?
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Well, I think that we use some of the cache
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that we got from the first beast-core gig.
261
00:10:18,254 --> 00:10:20,204
We use all those emails
from those fashion types.
262
00:10:20,206 --> 00:10:21,756
We invite a lot of downtown
hipsters and stuff.
263
00:10:21,758 --> 00:10:23,541
We do an EDM event.
264
00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:24,792
We throw it here,
265
00:10:24,794 --> 00:10:26,344
redo the entire space inside.
266
00:10:26,346 --> 00:10:28,379
You and me deejay.
267
00:10:28,381 --> 00:10:31,048
I'm telling you, hot DJs make,
like, major cabbage, bro.
268
00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:32,466
I'm talking like 10 grand a day.
269
00:10:32,468 --> 00:10:34,552
They see us. They love us.
270
00:10:34,554 --> 00:10:37,438
They give us gigs galore
for 10 grand a day.
271
00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,724
We can't deejay EDM gigs, okay?
272
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,109
We're too old. I got
fired for being too fat.
273
00:10:42,111 --> 00:10:45,062
You got fired for looking like
Frank Zappa's grandfather.
274
00:10:45,064 --> 00:10:46,948
His father. Dude, his dad, please.
275
00:10:46,949 --> 00:10:48,816
I'm sorry. All right. All right.
276
00:10:48,818 --> 00:10:52,486
Anyway, I got that angle covered.
277
00:10:52,488 --> 00:10:54,705
How old are the guys from Daft Punk?
278
00:10:54,707 --> 00:10:56,908
Nobody knows.
279
00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:59,020
Exactly.
280
00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:00,862
I got it.
281
00:11:00,863 --> 00:11:02,432
'Cause we're beast-core.
282
00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:06,667
Okay, this is what we're doing?
283
00:11:06,669 --> 00:11:07,885
Let me see.
284
00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:11,088
God.
285
00:11:11,090 --> 00:11:12,974
Damn, girl, you the bomb.
286
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,141
A sex bomb.
287
00:11:16,512 --> 00:11:17,762
I feel like a whore.
288
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,096
A sexy whore.
289
00:11:19,098 --> 00:11:20,982
Step off, Lady Gaga.
290
00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,023
♪ ♪
291
00:11:29,025 --> 00:11:32,493
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
292
00:11:32,495 --> 00:11:35,830
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
293
00:11:35,832 --> 00:11:38,282
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
294
00:11:38,284 --> 00:11:42,670
♪ ♪
295
00:11:49,295 --> 00:11:51,462
Hi. Ooh!
296
00:11:51,464 --> 00:11:53,047
What's going on?
297
00:11:53,049 --> 00:11:54,348
My God. You look awesome.
298
00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:56,300
My God. You look handsome.
299
00:11:56,302 --> 00:11:57,635
They put you in a time machine?
300
00:11:57,637 --> 00:11:58,970
Yes, he did.
301
00:11:58,972 --> 00:12:00,137
Doesn't he look gorgeous?
302
00:12:00,139 --> 00:12:01,606
How long's that face gonna last?
303
00:12:01,608 --> 00:12:02,773
For 48 hours.
304
00:12:02,775 --> 00:12:04,141
He has to go back every three days.
305
00:12:04,143 --> 00:12:05,309
You know, the record
company's paying for it.
306
00:12:05,311 --> 00:12:06,360
Who gives a shit, right?
307
00:12:06,362 --> 00:12:07,478
Hey, how'd it go with Amor?
308
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,646
Dude's a trip.
309
00:12:08,648 --> 00:12:10,206
But I guess he knows what he's doing.
310
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,651
You can't argue with success, right?
311
00:12:11,652 --> 00:12:12,400
- Right.
- Yeah.
312
00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:13,484
And he's reworking the track.
313
00:12:13,486 --> 00:12:14,402
And then I have to go in tomorrow
314
00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:15,453
and lay down the new vocal.
315
00:12:15,455 --> 00:12:16,537
But I'm just praying that the songs
316
00:12:16,539 --> 00:12:17,788
are better than the clothes.
317
00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:19,156
Well, but, honey, they did tell us
318
00:12:19,158 --> 00:12:20,324
we had to sex it up a little bit.
319
00:12:20,326 --> 00:12:21,709
- I think the outfit's cute.
- Yeah.
320
00:12:21,711 --> 00:12:23,386
Just don't forget I'm gonna be with her
321
00:12:23,387 --> 00:12:24,161
in the studio tomorrow,
322
00:12:24,163 --> 00:12:25,907
so you two have to take that dinner meeting
323
00:12:25,908 --> 00:12:26,831
with those Sony hotshots.
324
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,300
Yes, at Craft. I've always
wanted to go there.
325
00:12:29,302 --> 00:12:31,752
They serve a $7,000 bottle of wine.
326
00:12:31,754 --> 00:12:34,805
Ooh, okay, come and look at what we got.
327
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,141
Still happy we took the deal?
328
00:12:37,143 --> 00:12:38,759
My dick certainly is.
329
00:12:43,149 --> 00:12:45,566
This shit is dope, dude.
330
00:12:45,568 --> 00:12:47,372
Yeah, it's kind of cool,
331
00:12:47,373 --> 00:12:49,020
but my helmet's a little tight.
332
00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:50,021
It's supposed to be tight.
333
00:12:50,023 --> 00:12:52,023
It's NASCAR approved.
334
00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:54,358
Yeah. My God.
335
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,327
I don't know how I'm
gonna eat in this thing.
336
00:12:56,329 --> 00:12:58,195
The food is for the guests.
337
00:12:58,197 --> 00:12:59,413
Speaking of which,
338
00:12:59,415 --> 00:13:01,248
I came up with my DJ name, bro.
339
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,616
- So did I.
- What is it?
340
00:13:02,618 --> 00:13:04,677
DJ Whale Earnhardt Jr.
341
00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:06,391
My God, that's genius.
342
00:13:06,392 --> 00:13:09,173
Helmet bump. Ay-eeh.
343
00:13:09,175 --> 00:13:10,591
Notice how I worked the
beast-core angle in there.
344
00:13:10,593 --> 00:13:11,876
That's sneaky. Want to hear mine?
345
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,653
DJ Mac and Cheese.
346
00:13:14,654 --> 00:13:16,140
Helmet bump.
347
00:13:16,727 --> 00:13:17,913
Dude...
348
00:13:17,914 --> 00:13:19,593
What the hell? Again with the food?
349
00:13:19,594 --> 00:13:21,636
Come on, man, you got to
work an animal in there.
350
00:13:21,637 --> 00:13:23,440
Don't forget the beast-core manifesto.
351
00:13:23,441 --> 00:13:24,941
You sold out to the highest bidder.
352
00:13:24,943 --> 00:13:25,942
We didn't sell out, man!
353
00:13:25,944 --> 00:13:27,372
We're adapting.
354
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,206
Do not... don't you dare
close your visor on me.
355
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,008
Get... Hey, put your visor up.
356
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,376
Put that visor up.
357
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,679
Get back here. Bam!
358
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,380
Who's the panda now?
359
00:13:42,921 --> 00:13:50,293
♪ ♪
360
00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:53,695
You know what I'm saying?
361
00:13:53,697 --> 00:13:55,447
Yeah.
362
00:13:55,449 --> 00:13:57,950
These new lyrics are really explicit.
363
00:13:57,952 --> 00:13:59,201
That's where the money is, baby.
364
00:13:59,203 --> 00:14:01,024
Remember Gaga's tune LoveGame?
365
00:14:01,025 --> 00:14:03,372
Don't think too much, just bust that kick.
366
00:14:03,374 --> 00:14:06,454
Want to take a ride on your disco stick.
367
00:14:06,616 --> 00:14:08,576
It's fleek, girl. You know what I'm saying?
368
00:14:08,577 --> 00:14:10,796
I'm gonna sample some cannon sounds,
369
00:14:10,798 --> 00:14:12,372
blow it up mad real.
370
00:14:12,374 --> 00:14:14,361
These lyrics are gonna
make this song commercial.
371
00:14:14,363 --> 00:14:16,051
More people are gonna hear it,
372
00:14:16,053 --> 00:14:17,769
and we suck 'em in for
the rest of the album.
373
00:14:17,771 --> 00:14:18,970
That's what we're gonna do, right?
374
00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:21,595
Yeah, but the rest of the songs
aren't gonna sound like this, right?
375
00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:23,607
Yeah, but this track will knock 'em down.
376
00:14:23,608 --> 00:14:27,730
Then the rest of your songs
will knock 'em out, dead out.
377
00:14:27,731 --> 00:14:28,864
Listen. Listen.
378
00:14:31,702 --> 00:14:34,987
♪ ♪
379
00:14:34,989 --> 00:14:35,988
Boom!
380
00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:37,122
What?
381
00:14:37,124 --> 00:14:38,220
Cannons!
382
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:41,793
I'm taking PBS Civil War type shit, girl!
383
00:14:41,795 --> 00:14:43,078
Is that what we want?
384
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,830
We want PBS type?
385
00:14:44,832 --> 00:14:45,964
Bombs.
386
00:14:45,966 --> 00:14:49,468
Ken Burns type bombs, baby!
387
00:14:54,274 --> 00:15:00,145
♪ ♪
388
00:15:00,147 --> 00:15:01,596
♪ Baby, what's my name? ♪
389
00:15:01,598 --> 00:15:04,099
♪ ♪
390
00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:05,183
♪ Baby, what's my name? ♪
391
00:15:05,185 --> 00:15:07,903
Stop staring. You're just
gonna frustrate yourself.
392
00:15:07,905 --> 00:15:09,404
These are young models.
393
00:15:09,406 --> 00:15:10,822
They see us take off these helmets,
394
00:15:10,824 --> 00:15:13,608
they see how old we are,
they will run away.
395
00:15:13,610 --> 00:15:15,110
I'm not staring, bro.
396
00:15:15,112 --> 00:15:17,863
- I'm spank-banking.
- My God.
397
00:15:17,865 --> 00:15:19,448
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
398
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,832
God.
399
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:23,168
I'm set for the rest of my life.
400
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,170
Spank-banks one and two are full.
401
00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:26,636
I might have to delete
402
00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:29,320
my Michelle Rodriguez semi-lesbo spank-bank
403
00:15:29,321 --> 00:15:33,178
and replace it with this
model-on-model holding area.
404
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:34,629
Boo!
405
00:15:34,631 --> 00:15:36,181
Hey, you want to spank-bank something?
406
00:15:36,183 --> 00:15:37,849
Spank on that.
407
00:15:37,851 --> 00:15:39,026
What the hell's that?
408
00:15:39,027 --> 00:15:40,685
Young ad executive out there...
409
00:15:40,687 --> 00:15:42,387
- Yeah?
- Heard our track.
410
00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:43,355
Loves it.
411
00:15:43,357 --> 00:15:46,725
Wants to put it in a very cool
perfume commercial this week
412
00:15:46,727 --> 00:15:48,727
for loads of cash.
413
00:15:48,729 --> 00:15:49,895
I'm fine with that, brother.
414
00:15:49,897 --> 00:15:51,480
- Really?
- Yeah.
415
00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:52,647
You don't feel like that's selling out
416
00:15:52,649 --> 00:15:54,366
in a majorly douchey way?
417
00:15:54,368 --> 00:15:56,618
Dude, look at all the spankings
418
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,745
that this DJ gig's given us.
419
00:15:58,746 --> 00:16:01,156
God, look at that dress...
420
00:16:01,158 --> 00:16:02,541
It's like they painted it on.
421
00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:05,077
Ha, I'm gonna lick it off like a cake.
422
00:16:05,079 --> 00:16:07,162
Whoo!
423
00:16:07,164 --> 00:16:08,497
♪ ♪
424
00:16:13,253 --> 00:16:14,469
Wow.
425
00:16:14,471 --> 00:16:16,338
Wow, dig the spread?
426
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:18,390
Hey, that's Serbian pule,
427
00:16:18,392 --> 00:16:20,146
the most expensive cheese in the world.
428
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,147
Shows you how much they
believe in the power of Gigi.
429
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,868
God, they got her looking like a hooker.
430
00:16:23,869 --> 00:16:25,317
I know.
431
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:26,702
Would you like some "beluga stava"?
432
00:16:26,704 --> 00:16:27,903
What's that?
433
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:29,371
It's the finest Russian caviar
434
00:16:29,373 --> 00:16:31,778
combined with an essence
of saffron on a bed
435
00:16:31,779 --> 00:16:34,946
of Serbian pule pillowed
with gold flake from Peru.
436
00:16:34,947 --> 00:16:37,133
Translation: 500 bucks a bite.
437
00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:39,255
- How does it smell?
- Horrible.
438
00:16:39,256 --> 00:16:42,360
But tomorrow morning, I'm gonna find out
what it's like to take a $2,000 shit.
439
00:16:49,727 --> 00:16:51,667
♪ Baby what's my name? ♪
440
00:16:51,668 --> 00:16:54,062
♪ ♪
441
00:16:54,064 --> 00:16:56,181
♪ Baby what's my name? ♪
442
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:59,067
♪ ♪
443
00:16:59,069 --> 00:17:00,485
♪ Turn you on ♪
444
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,071
♪ ♪
445
00:17:03,073 --> 00:17:05,168
♪ Give you what you want ♪
446
00:17:05,169 --> 00:17:06,853
She's frigging awesome?
447
00:17:06,854 --> 00:17:08,270
It looks like soft-core porn.
448
00:17:08,272 --> 00:17:09,388
Did you okay this crap?
449
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,305
It's not crap.
450
00:17:10,307 --> 00:17:12,057
Gaga does this.
451
00:17:12,059 --> 00:17:13,058
♪ ♪
452
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:14,359
♪ Baby ♪
453
00:17:14,361 --> 00:17:17,446
♪ ♪
454
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:18,614
♪ Yeah, I'm your sex... ♪
455
00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:21,233
♪ Bomb ♪
456
00:17:21,235 --> 00:17:22,317
♪ ♪
457
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:23,819
♪ Baby ♪
458
00:17:23,821 --> 00:17:26,738
♪ ♪
459
00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,824
Yo, girl, that's dope, yo.
460
00:17:28,826 --> 00:17:29,754
Yeah, but, Amor,
461
00:17:29,755 --> 00:17:30,778
I don't know how I'm going to do
462
00:17:30,779 --> 00:17:32,878
all these dance moves and
sing live at the same time.
463
00:17:34,665 --> 00:17:35,881
That's funny, yo.
464
00:17:35,883 --> 00:17:37,749
That's ha-larious.
465
00:17:37,751 --> 00:17:39,418
Why is that high-larious?
466
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:41,253
'Cause you don't sing live, yo.
467
00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:43,672
Nobody does, Double G.
468
00:17:43,674 --> 00:17:45,057
You lip-synch.
469
00:17:45,059 --> 00:17:46,175
But what about the band?
470
00:17:46,177 --> 00:17:48,844
There is no band.
471
00:17:48,846 --> 00:17:52,514
There's just you and 25
dancers lip-synching.
472
00:17:52,516 --> 00:17:53,849
Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
473
00:17:53,851 --> 00:17:55,227
My daughter doesn't lip-synch, okay?
474
00:17:55,228 --> 00:17:56,975
She has one of the greatest
voices I've ever heard.
475
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,753
And I don't know what this
auto-tune bullshit's for.
476
00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:00,272
She's pitch-perfect.
477
00:18:00,274 --> 00:18:02,357
You ain't got no more say, papi.
478
00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:03,742
All right? It's down to me now.
479
00:18:03,744 --> 00:18:05,277
And she don't sing.
480
00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:07,029
She dance, yo.
481
00:18:07,031 --> 00:18:09,198
Move to the groove, you
know what I'm saying?
482
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,251
You give people what they pay for, dog.
483
00:18:12,253 --> 00:18:15,003
Let's run it again, yo.
484
00:18:20,951 --> 00:18:22,962
♪ Baby what's my name? ♪
485
00:18:22,963 --> 00:18:25,547
♪ ♪
486
00:18:25,549 --> 00:18:27,349
♪ Baby what's my name? ♪
487
00:18:27,351 --> 00:18:30,219
♪ ♪
488
00:18:30,221 --> 00:18:31,637
♪ Turn you on ♪
489
00:18:31,639 --> 00:18:33,222
♪ ♪
490
00:18:33,224 --> 00:18:35,307
Mr. Bon Jovi?
491
00:18:35,309 --> 00:18:36,692
Can I please have your autograph?
492
00:18:36,694 --> 00:18:39,278
♪ ♪
493
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,812
♪ 'Cause I'm a sex... ♪
494
00:18:41,832 --> 00:18:42,831
♪ Bomb ♪
495
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,316
♪ ♪
496
00:18:44,318 --> 00:18:46,401
- ♪ Baby ♪
- All right, that's it!
497
00:18:46,403 --> 00:18:47,903
That's it! Stop the music!
498
00:18:47,905 --> 00:18:50,072
Cut! Cut, cut, cut!
499
00:18:50,074 --> 00:18:52,647
This is the worst piece of shit
I've ever heard in my life.
500
00:18:52,473 --> 00:18:56,039
That's exactly why it's gonna huge hit.
501
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,452
You gotta give the audience
what they dig, papi.
502
00:18:59,453 --> 00:19:01,185
You call me papi one more
time, I swear to God
503
00:19:01,186 --> 00:19:02,674
I'm gonna stuff your empty little head
504
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,554
into one of those $1-million
cheese wheels, okay, asshole?
505
00:19:05,556 --> 00:19:07,889
- Johnny, chill out, dog.
- Dog?
506
00:19:07,891 --> 00:19:09,925
Since when do you say "dog," all right?
507
00:19:09,927 --> 00:19:10,976
Let's go, honey. Come on.
508
00:19:10,978 --> 00:19:12,092
- Come on.
- Jeez, relax.
509
00:19:12,093 --> 00:19:13,562
You people, you know,
you think you can just
510
00:19:13,564 --> 00:19:15,931
buy us off with your big record advances
511
00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:18,312
and your limousines and your fancy cheeses
512
00:19:18,313 --> 00:19:21,570
and your $5,000 bottles of French cognac.
513
00:19:21,572 --> 00:19:24,273
Yeah. Duh!
514
00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:27,659
I mean, that's how big
record contracts work, brah.
515
00:19:27,661 --> 00:19:29,444
Wait, what happened to your accent?
516
00:19:29,446 --> 00:19:32,114
The accent isn't free, doll.
517
00:19:32,116 --> 00:19:34,416
And neither is my artistic
contribution, okay?
518
00:19:34,418 --> 00:19:36,098
Your artistic contribution,
519
00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:38,670
which consists of close-up shots
of my daughter's tits and ass
520
00:19:38,672 --> 00:19:39,688
and then these other four girls
521
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:41,186
running around playing with themselves.
522
00:19:41,187 --> 00:19:44,126
You want the riches, you
got to bring the bitches.
523
00:19:44,128 --> 00:19:45,127
You know, that's my mantra.
524
00:19:45,129 --> 00:19:46,511
Got a ring to it.
525
00:19:46,513 --> 00:19:47,713
Yeah, you know what my mantra is?
526
00:19:47,715 --> 00:19:50,966
Go fuck yourself, okay?
527
00:19:50,968 --> 00:19:52,634
And you can take your fancy booze
528
00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:54,136
and your pretentious cheese,
529
00:19:54,138 --> 00:19:56,471
and you can stick 'em up
your fake hip-hop ass.
530
00:19:58,449 --> 00:19:59,185
That's just inappropriate, man.
531
00:19:59,186 --> 00:20:02,778
My daughter's soul is not
up for sale, asshole.
532
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,872
Yeah, and neither is my dad's.
533
00:20:04,873 --> 00:20:06,898
Let's blow this joint, papi.
534
00:20:12,656 --> 00:20:14,156
It's a wrap, ladies and gentlemen.
535
00:20:30,894 --> 00:20:33,714
Flash was all Gaga this and Gaga that.
536
00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:35,048
He loved it when I looked like a whore.
537
00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:36,299
So you know what I said to him?
538
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:37,967
I said, "Why don't you just go find Gaga?"
539
00:20:37,969 --> 00:20:39,752
So Flash is in the doghouse.
540
00:20:39,754 --> 00:20:40,950
Yep.
541
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:42,805
I'm telling you, we did
the right thing, okay?
542
00:20:42,807 --> 00:20:44,576
'Cause if they sold you like J.Lo,
543
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,759
you'd have to be shaking your
tits for the next 20 years.
544
00:20:46,761 --> 00:20:48,227
Flash may have had his head up his ass,
545
00:20:48,229 --> 00:20:49,882
but I certainly didn't, thank God.
546
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:51,647
Well, we all kind of got seduced
547
00:20:51,649 --> 00:20:53,599
by the pop music pot of gold.
548
00:20:53,601 --> 00:20:55,401
- I know I did.
- I didn't.
549
00:20:55,403 --> 00:20:56,936
- Really?
- Nope.
550
00:20:56,938 --> 00:20:58,604
There's nothing that you're gonna miss?
551
00:20:58,606 --> 00:21:01,194
Well, I mean, I'll miss the Lavandier
552
00:21:01,195 --> 00:21:03,443
when I run out of it.
553
00:21:03,445 --> 00:21:06,329
I'll miss the limos
554
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:07,780
and the money and the sex.
555
00:21:07,782 --> 00:21:09,282
I'm gonna miss it all. But you know what?
556
00:21:09,284 --> 00:21:11,525
I don't regret telling
those people to go to hell
557
00:21:11,526 --> 00:21:12,535
because you're gonna be around
558
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,287
a lot longer than all of 'em, honey.
559
00:21:14,289 --> 00:21:15,955
Well, you know what, honey?
560
00:21:15,957 --> 00:21:18,674
You have a few more hours
before your face falls, so...
561
00:21:19,961 --> 00:21:21,761
Honey, I'm not Jon Bon Jovi.
562
00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:24,430
And I never will be, okay?
563
00:21:24,432 --> 00:21:29,185
Dad, a Jon Bon Jovi blow
job is still a blow job.
564
00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:31,604
What did I tell you about
saying that stuff like that?
565
00:21:31,606 --> 00:21:33,806
You said to not say it, but I did anyway.
566
00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:39,112
Actually the Bon Jovi ones are way
better than the regular ones.
567
00:21:39,114 --> 00:21:40,568
Coming right in, hon.
568
00:21:43,071 --> 00:21:45,244
I hate that I know what's
happening right now.
569
00:21:45,576 --> 00:21:49,609
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