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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,651 --> 00:00:03,492 Let's go get some drinks and go dancing. 2 00:00:03,493 --> 00:00:05,301 - Yes. - Have to twist my arm, baby. 3 00:00:05,302 --> 00:00:07,736 Oh, I am too amped to sleep right now. 4 00:00:07,771 --> 00:00:10,205 I just want to go back to the crib and crash. 5 00:00:10,239 --> 00:00:12,007 Get some beauty sleep for tomorrow. 6 00:00:12,041 --> 00:00:13,909 Oh, my God, you never want to go dancing. 7 00:00:13,943 --> 00:00:15,444 I know. I will. I just... 8 00:00:15,478 --> 00:00:17,613 My ears are ringing from the amps, 9 00:00:17,647 --> 00:00:19,281 and I want to get something to eat, 10 00:00:19,315 --> 00:00:21,148 get my feet up, watch Game of Thrones. 11 00:00:21,183 --> 00:00:23,250 Special episode tonight, supposedly. 12 00:00:23,285 --> 00:00:24,819 If I was on that show and I was the dragon, 13 00:00:24,853 --> 00:00:27,034 I would eat the evil midget on day one as an appetizer. 14 00:00:27,035 --> 00:00:29,350 Wait a minute, wait a minute. There's an evil midget and a dragon? 15 00:00:29,351 --> 00:00:31,010 I got to watch this show. Are there naked chicks? 16 00:00:31,011 --> 00:00:33,112 - Oh, tons, bro. - Why do you think he watches it? 17 00:00:33,146 --> 00:00:34,591 It's a historical drama. 18 00:00:34,592 --> 00:00:37,339 - It's medieval tits and ass. - Middle Earth porn. 19 00:00:37,340 --> 00:00:39,253 Middle Earth porn? Okay, I haven't done that. 20 00:00:39,254 --> 00:00:41,501 But I'm not gonna see naked midgets or anything, am I? 21 00:00:41,502 --> 00:00:42,655 'Cause I... that's kind of a deal breaker. 22 00:00:42,656 --> 00:00:45,470 - Guys, guys, guys, do you mind? - What's up? 23 00:00:45,505 --> 00:00:46,938 Bam and I have something we want to talk to you about. 24 00:00:46,972 --> 00:00:48,073 What? 25 00:00:50,577 --> 00:00:52,110 We want... 26 00:00:52,144 --> 00:00:53,878 Dude, you got to go first. You said you'd go first. 27 00:00:53,913 --> 00:00:55,914 - Okay, okay, okay. - Is one of you dying? 28 00:00:55,948 --> 00:00:57,316 We want an equal split. 29 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:58,550 Of what? 30 00:00:58,585 --> 00:01:00,485 The profits. 31 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,020 [laughs] Yeah, right. 32 00:01:02,054 --> 00:01:04,126 You guys are getting all the publishing 33 00:01:04,127 --> 00:01:05,323 between the two of you, right? 34 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,625 Gigi's getting paid extra for singing and everything. 35 00:01:07,659 --> 00:01:10,628 The... the two of us are basically left over 36 00:01:10,662 --> 00:01:13,098 as hired employees. 37 00:01:13,132 --> 00:01:15,033 You two are paid employees. 38 00:01:15,067 --> 00:01:16,935 We are the engine that drives this band, my friend. 39 00:01:16,969 --> 00:01:18,536 - Oh, really? - Yeah, we're the balls. 40 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:19,503 - Yeah. - We're the beat. 41 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:20,533 It's true, and we also... 42 00:01:20,534 --> 00:01:22,607 We read this article on U2, okay... 43 00:01:22,641 --> 00:01:24,475 At the very beginning of the band, they agreed, 44 00:01:24,509 --> 00:01:26,644 like brothers, that they would split everything... 45 00:01:26,678 --> 00:01:28,479 Every goddamn cent four ways. 46 00:01:28,513 --> 00:01:31,882 That's 25% Bono, 25% The Edge, 47 00:01:31,916 --> 00:01:34,952 25 bass, 25 drums. 48 00:01:37,456 --> 00:01:38,556 (Bam) What? 49 00:01:38,590 --> 00:01:40,558 You guys don't know the names 50 00:01:40,592 --> 00:01:42,393 of the bass player and the drummer in U2, do you? 51 00:01:42,427 --> 00:01:43,728 [laughter] 52 00:01:43,762 --> 00:01:45,229 That's not... we know the names. 53 00:01:45,264 --> 00:01:46,264 Name 'em then. 54 00:01:46,298 --> 00:01:49,166 Dude, like... I... 55 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,768 You want the names? Is that what you need? 56 00:01:50,802 --> 00:01:52,903 - Yep. - I'll give you the names. 57 00:01:52,937 --> 00:01:54,604 - It's U2. - Okay, here it is... 58 00:01:54,639 --> 00:01:55,839 Boom! 59 00:01:55,874 --> 00:01:57,574 Adam, bang! 60 00:01:57,608 --> 00:01:59,576 And Clayton. Whoo! 61 00:01:59,610 --> 00:02:01,979 - No! - Same guy. Totally. 62 00:02:02,013 --> 00:02:03,313 Donal. 63 00:02:03,347 --> 00:02:04,414 - No Donal. - No. 64 00:02:04,448 --> 00:02:05,983 Liam? 65 00:02:06,017 --> 00:02:07,751 Let me explain something to you, okay? 66 00:02:07,786 --> 00:02:10,020 You're proving the theory that nobody, including you, 67 00:02:10,054 --> 00:02:12,726 gives a shit who "the engine" is in U2, okay? 68 00:02:12,727 --> 00:02:13,856 Or any other band, for that matter. 69 00:02:13,857 --> 00:02:16,359 It's not about... listen, it doesn't matter who's who, okay? 70 00:02:16,394 --> 00:02:17,927 It matters who gets paid what, Johnny. 71 00:02:17,961 --> 00:02:19,596 - We're not doing... - Seamus! 72 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:21,996 We're not splitting 25% of anything, okay? 73 00:02:21,997 --> 00:02:22,932 We're staying the way we are. 74 00:02:22,966 --> 00:02:25,868 - His name is Sean. - There's no Sean. 75 00:02:25,903 --> 00:02:27,170 [hard rock music] 76 00:02:27,204 --> 00:02:29,739 ♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪ 77 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:31,741 ♪ All right ♪ 78 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:33,576 ♪ All right ♪ 79 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:36,045 ♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪ 80 00:02:36,079 --> 00:02:37,446 ♪ Anonymous ♪ 81 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,282 ♪ No, no ♪ 82 00:02:39,316 --> 00:02:41,117 ♪ No, no ♪ 83 00:02:41,151 --> 00:02:42,551 ♪ No, no ♪ 84 00:02:42,585 --> 00:02:47,123 Sync and corrections by peterbrito www.addic7ed.com 85 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:50,617 [humming] Oh! Oh, God, that was a blast. 86 00:02:50,618 --> 00:02:52,094 - Yes. - It was so much fun. 87 00:02:52,129 --> 00:02:53,929 I hate that Flash doesn't come out with us. 88 00:02:53,963 --> 00:02:55,931 He never comes dancing. He's so boring sometimes. 89 00:02:55,965 --> 00:02:57,466 He's incredibly boring, honey. 90 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,159 He's incredibly handsome. 91 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,184 Yeah, you know why he's so boring? 92 00:03:00,185 --> 00:03:02,035 'Cause he's too old for you. That's what the problem is. 93 00:03:02,036 --> 00:03:06,722 No, no, no, because Ron Wood is 67 94 00:03:06,723 --> 00:03:08,377 and his new wife is 36, 95 00:03:08,411 --> 00:03:09,778 and that's the same age gap. 96 00:03:09,813 --> 00:03:11,313 Okay, honey, can I just tell you something? 97 00:03:11,348 --> 00:03:12,441 If you were going out with Ron Wood, 98 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,683 I would be, like, the happiest dad in the world. 99 00:03:14,684 --> 00:03:17,151 We'd have unbelievable, you know, Stones swag. 100 00:03:17,185 --> 00:03:19,640 We'd have tickets to the gigs. We'd have backstage passes. 101 00:03:19,641 --> 00:03:20,955 I could meet Mick Jagger. 102 00:03:20,989 --> 00:03:23,290 Which is why she's never gonna date Ron Wood, okay? 103 00:03:23,325 --> 00:03:26,260 I think that Flash is cuter than Mick Jagger. 104 00:03:26,294 --> 00:03:27,829 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 105 00:03:27,863 --> 00:03:31,265 Have you... have you slept with Flash yet? 106 00:03:31,299 --> 00:03:32,734 - Johnny, come on! - I'm just asking. 107 00:03:32,768 --> 00:03:34,634 - Uh, no. - Okay. 108 00:03:34,669 --> 00:03:36,837 'Cause you know I think it's a huge mistake for the band. 109 00:03:36,871 --> 00:03:38,839 I know. You've told me that before. 110 00:03:38,873 --> 00:03:39,806 Okay, good. 111 00:03:39,841 --> 00:03:41,007 I... [laughs] 112 00:03:41,041 --> 00:03:42,976 I did, um... 113 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:44,143 What? 114 00:03:44,178 --> 00:03:45,445 I did blow him. 115 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,146 [laughs] 116 00:03:47,181 --> 00:03:48,782 I don't want to know that, okay? 117 00:03:48,816 --> 00:03:50,817 - I blew him twice. - I don't want to know that. 118 00:03:50,852 --> 00:03:52,619 Oh, but you ask her if she's slept with him? 119 00:03:52,653 --> 00:03:54,053 - That's different. - What the hell? 120 00:03:54,088 --> 00:03:55,354 - How? - Because I'm your father. 121 00:03:55,389 --> 00:03:56,689 I think I have the right to know 122 00:03:56,723 --> 00:03:57,752 if you're sleeping with somebody, 123 00:03:57,753 --> 00:03:59,408 and that's a normal thing for a father to ask. 124 00:03:59,409 --> 00:04:01,627 Okay, honey, let me clue you in on this, okay? 125 00:04:01,661 --> 00:04:03,295 - She's on the verge. - No, she's not. 126 00:04:03,329 --> 00:04:04,830 - Yes, she is. - She's just... you know... 127 00:04:04,865 --> 00:04:06,184 I'm just going down on him? 128 00:04:06,185 --> 00:04:07,500 Please don't say that, okay? 129 00:04:07,534 --> 00:04:09,402 Which is different... It doesn't really count. 130 00:04:09,436 --> 00:04:11,003 - Oh, and how is that different? - It doesn't count. 131 00:04:11,037 --> 00:04:12,024 What do you mean it doesn't count? 132 00:04:12,025 --> 00:04:13,972 - How does it not count? - Since when did it count? 133 00:04:14,007 --> 00:04:15,608 Like, since the beginning of time. 134 00:04:15,642 --> 00:04:17,042 From a woman's point of view, 135 00:04:17,076 --> 00:04:19,587 basically since Eve has been blowing Adam. 136 00:04:19,588 --> 00:04:21,628 Oh, really? Okay. I think you forget, honey... 137 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,422 I went 12 years at Catholic school. 138 00:04:23,423 --> 00:04:25,450 I don't remember anything about blow jobs in the Bible, okay? 139 00:04:25,484 --> 00:04:27,352 Okay, well, do you remember they were together 140 00:04:27,387 --> 00:04:29,554 - for, like, 900 years? - Yes, I do. 141 00:04:29,588 --> 00:04:31,023 Yeah, that's a lot of blow jobs. 142 00:04:31,057 --> 00:04:33,058 Okay, will you please stop saying that, okay? 143 00:04:33,092 --> 00:04:34,993 I'm sorry. Listen, you brought it up. 144 00:04:35,028 --> 00:04:36,861 - Uh-huh. - Okay, I... 145 00:04:36,896 --> 00:04:39,130 - I go down on a guy... - I don't want... 146 00:04:39,164 --> 00:04:40,532 I said... I changed the words! 147 00:04:40,566 --> 00:04:42,133 I go down on a guy I like 148 00:04:42,167 --> 00:04:44,168 to decide whether or not I want to sleep with him. 149 00:04:44,202 --> 00:04:46,471 Like, I'll do it, like, two or three times 150 00:04:46,505 --> 00:04:49,273 to keep him interested, and, you know... 151 00:04:49,308 --> 00:04:50,408 It's my system. 152 00:04:50,443 --> 00:04:51,743 Okay... you have a system? 153 00:04:51,777 --> 00:04:53,678 Yeah, of course I do. Every girl does. 154 00:04:53,712 --> 00:04:55,279 Really? 'Cause Ava didn't have a system. 155 00:04:55,314 --> 00:04:56,714 That must be a generational thing. 156 00:04:56,749 --> 00:04:59,417 - Uh, do you remember when we first met? - Yes, I do. 157 00:04:59,451 --> 00:05:01,285 Okay, how many blow jobs did I give you 158 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:05,556 before you were begging me to be your girlfriend? 159 00:05:05,590 --> 00:05:07,191 Just that one, that first night. 160 00:05:07,225 --> 00:05:08,692 Oh, yeah. 161 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:10,962 Oh, you must be really good. 162 00:05:10,996 --> 00:05:12,529 Oh, Hall of Fame, kid. 163 00:05:12,564 --> 00:05:14,231 Hey, I can suck the stripes off a candy cane. 164 00:05:14,266 --> 00:05:15,699 Okay, she doesn't need to know that. 165 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:17,468 I will teach you things that will make Flash 166 00:05:17,502 --> 00:05:18,702 go weak in the knees. 167 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,236 You have to tell me. You see, Dad, 168 00:05:20,271 --> 00:05:22,227 I could never talk to my real mom about stuff like this. 169 00:05:22,228 --> 00:05:23,669 (Johnny) You're not supposed to talk to your mom about stuff like that. 170 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:25,454 I do this thing where I tickle the taint. 171 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,699 - You tickle the taint! - Don't tell her about the taint! 172 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:30,168 - Telling her about the taint! - Taint! 173 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:35,140 Oh, my God. Who is that? 174 00:05:35,141 --> 00:05:37,199 Holy shit, he's gorgeous. 175 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,468 Yes, he is. It's Jim. 176 00:05:39,503 --> 00:05:42,505 The singer/songwriter from the two-man band Jim and Mike. 177 00:05:42,539 --> 00:05:43,505 I just signed them. 178 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:44,940 They have more heat on them 179 00:05:44,974 --> 00:05:46,408 than The Heathens had back in your heyday. 180 00:05:46,442 --> 00:05:48,309 - Yeah, can he sing? - Who cares? 181 00:05:48,344 --> 00:05:49,201 Look at him. 182 00:05:49,202 --> 00:05:50,962 He's so suburban. 183 00:05:50,963 --> 00:05:53,281 Well, Jim is a leader in the "norm-core" movement. 184 00:05:53,315 --> 00:05:56,117 It's purposely dressing like you're on the way to the mall. 185 00:05:56,152 --> 00:05:57,519 So Jim's kind of like a trendsetter, 186 00:05:57,554 --> 00:05:58,917 like I was back in the day? 187 00:05:58,918 --> 00:06:00,319 Yeah, but hopefully he won't be wearing 188 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,853 the exact same outfit two decades from now. 189 00:06:01,888 --> 00:06:03,974 Honey, this is my look, okay? 190 00:06:03,975 --> 00:06:06,877 No, no, this is Axl Rose's look from 1987. 191 00:06:06,911 --> 00:06:08,511 [laughs] 192 00:06:08,546 --> 00:06:10,279 I think he looks pretty douche-y. 193 00:06:10,313 --> 00:06:13,448 Well, looking douche-y is the new not looking douche-y. 194 00:06:13,483 --> 00:06:15,117 Why can't she go out with a guy like this, 195 00:06:15,152 --> 00:06:16,952 her own age, instead of Flash? I don't get it. 196 00:06:16,987 --> 00:06:18,387 Well, because you're a moron. 197 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,722 What do you mean? 198 00:06:19,756 --> 00:06:21,757 She's 21, right? You're her old man. 199 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:22,958 Yeah. 200 00:06:22,993 --> 00:06:24,359 What did you do when you were her age 201 00:06:24,394 --> 00:06:26,461 and your mom wanted you to become Billy Joel? 202 00:06:26,496 --> 00:06:28,263 I said, "Fuck Billy Joel." 203 00:06:28,298 --> 00:06:30,066 Exactly. That's reverse psychology. 204 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,300 She's all over Flash 205 00:06:31,334 --> 00:06:32,968 because from the day she first showed up, 206 00:06:33,003 --> 00:06:35,071 the last guy you wanted her to sleep with was him. 207 00:06:35,105 --> 00:06:37,406 This is basic parenting 101, John. 208 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,574 I mean, Steve the monkey could Google this shit. 209 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:43,477 I wanted my daughter to marry a Jewish guy. 210 00:06:43,512 --> 00:06:44,612 You know what I told her? 211 00:06:44,646 --> 00:06:45,847 "Don't marry a Jew?" 212 00:06:45,881 --> 00:06:48,316 Now I have a son-in-law named "Noah." 213 00:06:53,044 --> 00:06:56,337 ♪ Ooh, my desire ♪ 214 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,948 ♪ Ooh, my desire ♪ 215 00:07:00,982 --> 00:07:02,683 ♪ ♪ 216 00:07:02,718 --> 00:07:03,885 [cheers and applause] 217 00:07:04,666 --> 00:07:06,951 Hey. She's hot, right? 218 00:07:06,952 --> 00:07:08,720 Oh, yeah, man. She's dope. 219 00:07:08,754 --> 00:07:10,154 Yeah, and she's single. 220 00:07:10,188 --> 00:07:11,556 Dude. You... 221 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:13,157 - Yeah, you're Jim, right? - Yeah, man. 222 00:07:13,191 --> 00:07:15,260 - How you doing, man? - Hey, Good. This is Mike. 223 00:07:15,294 --> 00:07:16,661 - What up? - How you doing? 224 00:07:16,695 --> 00:07:17,928 You guys know who I am? 225 00:07:17,963 --> 00:07:19,430 No, man. 226 00:07:19,465 --> 00:07:20,865 But I dig your threads though, bro. 227 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,734 - Oh, thanks. - So ironic. 228 00:07:22,768 --> 00:07:24,534 No, I'm not trying to be ironic. 229 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,770 We're "norm-core," which I invented. 230 00:07:26,804 --> 00:07:27,937 Right, okay. 231 00:07:27,972 --> 00:07:30,173 We wear mall clothes. No irony, bro. 232 00:07:30,207 --> 00:07:31,541 Or actual ironing. 233 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,843 It's all polyester/cotton mixes. 234 00:07:33,878 --> 00:07:35,078 Cool. 235 00:07:35,112 --> 00:07:36,746 - (man) What's up, Johnny? - Hey, man. How you doing? So... 236 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:37,595 (woman) Hey, Johnny. 237 00:07:37,596 --> 00:07:39,700 - Hey. How you doing? - Do you work here? 238 00:07:39,701 --> 00:07:43,420 Do I work here? Seriously, you're asking if I work here? 239 00:07:43,454 --> 00:07:44,954 You guys don't know who I am. 240 00:07:44,989 --> 00:07:47,391 I'm a downtown New York City rock legend, okay? 241 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:49,259 I used to be the lead singer in The Heathens. 242 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:51,394 Holy shit, bro. Are you Johnny Thunders, man? 243 00:07:51,428 --> 00:07:52,762 I'm not Johnny Thunders. 244 00:07:52,796 --> 00:07:54,281 Johnny Thunders died in 1991. 245 00:07:54,282 --> 00:07:56,116 That's what the government wants us to think. 246 00:07:56,151 --> 00:07:58,084 He died. He was a junkie. I knew the guy. 247 00:07:58,119 --> 00:08:00,254 Listen, I'm gonna give you another clue. 248 00:08:00,288 --> 00:08:02,956 My last name begins with R. Johnny... 249 00:08:02,990 --> 00:08:04,057 Johnny Rotten! Shit, man. 250 00:08:04,091 --> 00:08:05,091 Johnny Ramone! 251 00:08:05,126 --> 00:08:06,860 No, I'm Johnny Rock, okay? 252 00:08:06,894 --> 00:08:09,463 I'm her father. Jesus Christ... Johnny Ramone? 253 00:08:09,497 --> 00:08:10,531 - All right? - Okay. 254 00:08:10,565 --> 00:08:12,132 Listen, um... 255 00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:14,401 Do you want to date her? 256 00:08:14,435 --> 00:08:16,235 Do I... do I... what do you mean? 257 00:08:16,270 --> 00:08:17,637 Take my daughter out... date my daughter... 258 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,238 Do you want to date her? 259 00:08:19,273 --> 00:08:21,307 Take her to the movies, get her dinner or something. 260 00:08:21,341 --> 00:08:23,142 And you don't have to have sex with her if you don't want. 261 00:08:23,177 --> 00:08:24,810 I'll have sex with your daughter. 262 00:08:24,844 --> 00:08:26,679 No, I don't want you to do it. I want him to do it. 263 00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:28,681 - What's wrong with me? - You're not handsome enough. 264 00:08:28,715 --> 00:08:30,115 But you... you're a gorgeous kid. 265 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:31,450 Well, how would you describe me then? 266 00:08:31,485 --> 00:08:32,851 Stout. You're stout, asshole. 267 00:08:32,886 --> 00:08:34,420 I don't have any money for this, or whatever. 268 00:08:34,454 --> 00:08:35,821 I'm not stout. 269 00:08:35,855 --> 00:08:37,456 Money for what? Why would you need money? 270 00:08:37,491 --> 00:08:39,292 - Sex, man. - What? No, no, no, no, no. 271 00:08:39,326 --> 00:08:40,993 Maybe a little husky, 272 00:08:41,027 --> 00:08:42,461 wide in the shoulders. 273 00:08:42,496 --> 00:08:44,129 It's hard to find clothes that fit. 274 00:08:44,164 --> 00:08:46,131 Could you shut the fuck up so I could talk to him? 275 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:47,599 Listen, she's gonna come out here, 276 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,467 you go over, you talk to her, okay, maybe you ask her out. 277 00:08:49,502 --> 00:08:51,905 But whatever you do, just act like you didn't talk to me, okay, 278 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,009 'cause her whole thing is, if she thinks I hate you, 279 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:56,542 then she'll totally want to fuck your brains out, okay? 280 00:08:56,543 --> 00:08:59,765 - Okay, then, your daughter. - My daughter, yeah, yeah, okay? 281 00:08:59,766 --> 00:09:00,979 - All right. - Can you handle that? 282 00:09:01,014 --> 00:09:02,948 - Yeah, man. - Okay, guys. Good luck. 283 00:09:02,982 --> 00:09:05,450 All right. Right on. 284 00:09:05,484 --> 00:09:07,285 No red flags there. 285 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,854 Yeah. 286 00:09:08,888 --> 00:09:10,855 I mean, I bet she's worth it. 287 00:09:10,889 --> 00:09:12,289 [cheers and applause] 288 00:09:12,324 --> 00:09:14,926 ♪ ♪ 289 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,095 ♪ Gonna burn you down ♪ 290 00:09:17,129 --> 00:09:21,733 ♪ ♪ 291 00:09:21,767 --> 00:09:24,235 ♪ To the ground ♪ 292 00:09:24,269 --> 00:09:28,539 ♪ ♪ 293 00:09:28,573 --> 00:09:31,542 [guitar drifting, bass slapping] 294 00:09:31,576 --> 00:09:33,343 ♪ ♪ 295 00:09:33,377 --> 00:09:36,346 [scatting] 296 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:39,216 ♪ ♪ 297 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,917 I hate this shit. I'm getting out of here. 298 00:09:40,952 --> 00:09:42,886 - All right. - Call me later. 299 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,721 - Bye. - See ya, guys. 300 00:09:44,756 --> 00:09:47,090 ♪ ♪ 301 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:49,092 [scatting] 302 00:09:49,127 --> 00:09:52,729 ♪ ♪ 303 00:09:52,763 --> 00:09:54,263 Think these guys suck. 304 00:09:54,297 --> 00:09:56,198 No, I think they're kick-ass. 305 00:09:56,233 --> 00:09:59,101 Really? The lead singer guy's a real pretentious douche. 306 00:09:59,136 --> 00:10:00,870 - Whatever. - Yeah. 307 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:03,605 ♪ Give me some fire and gasoline ♪ 308 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,575 [loud rock music] 309 00:10:06,609 --> 00:10:08,410 ♪ ♪ 310 00:10:08,444 --> 00:10:12,248 ♪ Our eager eyes meet across the room ♪ 311 00:10:12,282 --> 00:10:14,616 ♪ Get a room is all I want to do ♪ 312 00:10:14,651 --> 00:10:17,085 ♪ Get a room is all I want to do ♪ 313 00:10:17,119 --> 00:10:19,154 ♪ Get a room all I want to do is ♪ 314 00:10:19,188 --> 00:10:20,627 ♪ With you ♪ 315 00:10:20,628 --> 00:10:22,723 Yes. 316 00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:24,292 What's up? 317 00:10:24,326 --> 00:10:26,294 It's just like those two douche bags last night. 318 00:10:26,328 --> 00:10:27,428 Yeah. 319 00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:29,463 And like XNY. And like The Kills. 320 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,666 - Right. - And like White Stripes. 321 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,334 - You and me... - Uh-huh. 322 00:10:33,368 --> 00:10:34,936 Form a two-person band. 323 00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:36,458 [laughs] 324 00:10:36,459 --> 00:10:37,605 I like it. 325 00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:38,773 That's cool, man. 326 00:10:38,808 --> 00:10:40,441 - Right? - That's what music is. 327 00:10:40,475 --> 00:10:42,343 - Bass and drums. - That's all there is. 328 00:10:42,377 --> 00:10:44,012 That's artistic freedom, bro. 329 00:10:44,046 --> 00:10:46,781 We get to throw off the creative shackles they put on us. 330 00:10:46,815 --> 00:10:49,317 Plus, it's two less guys to pay. 331 00:10:49,351 --> 00:10:50,651 No, no, no, no. 332 00:10:50,686 --> 00:10:52,953 Bro, it can't be about the money. 333 00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:54,388 No. 334 00:10:54,423 --> 00:10:55,856 It has to be organic. 335 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:58,459 It's about us expressing ourselves. 336 00:10:58,493 --> 00:11:00,328 That's totally why we're doing this. 337 00:11:00,362 --> 00:11:02,663 - Right. - It is. 338 00:11:02,698 --> 00:11:05,265 Plus, it's cheaper. 339 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:07,802 Plus, it's a big "F you" to Johnny and Flash. 340 00:11:07,836 --> 00:11:09,870 Those sons of bitches have it coming, and you know it. 341 00:11:09,904 --> 00:11:11,128 For 30 years, they've been treating us like this. 342 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:15,438 Money and revenge are the wrong reasons to do this. 343 00:11:16,052 --> 00:11:17,211 All right, how about this? 344 00:11:17,245 --> 00:11:20,214 - Uh-huh. - I barely eat. 345 00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:24,517 All the food backstage is for you. 346 00:11:27,488 --> 00:11:29,122 [sighs] 347 00:11:29,157 --> 00:11:31,191 This is gonna be so cool, brother. 348 00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:36,350 Who is it? 349 00:11:36,351 --> 00:11:38,319 - It's Jim. - Come on up. 350 00:11:38,353 --> 00:11:40,271 - Hey, Gig? - Yeah? 351 00:11:40,272 --> 00:11:41,405 Jim's here. 352 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,773 Okay, I'm just getting dressed. 353 00:11:42,807 --> 00:11:44,008 - Okay. - This is so awesome. 354 00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:45,142 This kid's totally hooked. 355 00:11:45,177 --> 00:11:46,944 Hey, take it easy, Captain Backwards. 356 00:11:46,979 --> 00:11:49,813 Honey, listen, she digs him, he digs her. 357 00:11:49,848 --> 00:11:51,447 Everybody's digging each other, okay? 358 00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:52,884 Okay, you don't even know how long this is gonna last 359 00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:55,418 or what's gonna happen, so don't say anything to Flash, 360 00:11:55,452 --> 00:11:56,854 because he will lose his shit. 361 00:11:56,855 --> 00:11:59,689 Why would I tell... Do I look like an idiot to you? 362 00:11:59,723 --> 00:12:01,892 I'm not gonna say anything to him, okay? 363 00:12:01,926 --> 00:12:03,065 Stop worrying. 364 00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:05,061 - Hey, what's up? - Hey, come on in. 365 00:12:05,096 --> 00:12:07,797 Hey, listen, remember, I hate you, you hate me. 366 00:12:07,831 --> 00:12:08,748 Oh, right. 367 00:12:08,749 --> 00:12:10,227 So listen, man, don't get any ideas 368 00:12:10,228 --> 00:12:12,650 about dating my daughter long-term, okay, asshole, 369 00:12:12,651 --> 00:12:15,838 with your stupid "mumble-core" bullshit, okay? 370 00:12:15,873 --> 00:12:17,573 Yeah, yeah, it's called "norm-core." 371 00:12:17,608 --> 00:12:19,147 Yeah, yeah. 372 00:12:19,148 --> 00:12:21,310 Uh, fossil face, huh? 373 00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:23,054 - Yeah, well... - Hey, you know what? 374 00:12:23,055 --> 00:12:26,416 I'm digging that whole Duran Duran haircut you got going on. 375 00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:27,750 - Duran Duran didn't... - Oh, what is this? 376 00:12:27,785 --> 00:12:29,351 Nice turquoise necklace there. 377 00:12:29,386 --> 00:12:31,521 They sell those at the Peter Frampton festival, right? 378 00:12:31,555 --> 00:12:32,622 I got to get me one of those. 379 00:12:32,656 --> 00:12:34,123 Leave him alone, Dad. 380 00:12:34,157 --> 00:12:35,525 I'm not doing anything. 381 00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:37,826 I just want to point out, this is not turquoise. 382 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,327 It's aquamarine, okay? 383 00:12:39,361 --> 00:12:42,030 And Robert Plant wears this stuff 384 00:12:42,064 --> 00:12:43,802 and he's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 385 00:12:43,803 --> 00:12:45,254 (Gigi) Whatever. 386 00:12:47,202 --> 00:12:50,338 So you know how all these experimental noise pop bands 387 00:12:50,372 --> 00:12:53,374 add in white noise and avant-garde sounds 388 00:12:53,409 --> 00:12:54,958 - underneath regular songs... - Mm-hmm, yeah. 389 00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:57,979 - With regular lyrics. - I'm terrible at lyrics. 390 00:12:58,013 --> 00:12:59,414 - You know that. - That's okay. So am I. 391 00:12:59,448 --> 00:13:00,748 - Okay. - You got to listen to this. 392 00:13:00,782 --> 00:13:02,282 I have an amazing, mind-blowing idea. 393 00:13:02,317 --> 00:13:04,084 I mean, this is a big concept. Are you ready? 394 00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:05,085 - Yeah. - Okay. 395 00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:07,187 Noise pop songs... 396 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,523 - Yeah. - With no words. 397 00:13:09,558 --> 00:13:11,826 You want to hear my idea? 398 00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:12,860 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 399 00:13:12,894 --> 00:13:15,629 My idea is that that idea sucks. 400 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:16,508 What? 401 00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:18,757 People like to sing along with the words in the song. 402 00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:20,223 That's why they love rock and roll. 403 00:13:20,224 --> 00:13:22,570 People still get to sing along, jerk head. 404 00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:24,505 It's just that they get to sing along to sounds. 405 00:13:24,539 --> 00:13:25,739 - Okay. - Grunts. 406 00:13:25,774 --> 00:13:29,576 It's like John Lee Hooker meets... 407 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:32,079 Marlee Matlin. 408 00:13:32,113 --> 00:13:35,182 [grunting rhythmically] 409 00:13:37,111 --> 00:13:38,405 - All right. - You hear it? 410 00:13:38,406 --> 00:13:40,708 I get it. I like... I think that's dope. 411 00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:41,513 I like that. 412 00:13:41,514 --> 00:13:43,185 - You know what the name of the band is? - What? 413 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,344 [clicking tongue] 414 00:13:45,345 --> 00:13:47,679 The name of the band is three... Three clicking sounds? 415 00:13:47,714 --> 00:13:49,081 Yeah, it's three dolphin clicking sounds. 416 00:13:49,116 --> 00:13:50,749 It's a bottlenose dolphin thing. 417 00:13:50,783 --> 00:13:53,051 - Where'd you get that? - Shark Week. 418 00:13:53,086 --> 00:13:55,754 How are you gonna put that on the marquee out front? 419 00:13:55,788 --> 00:13:58,524 How... how you gonna put three dolphin clicking sounds? 420 00:13:58,558 --> 00:13:59,825 That's actually a better name... 421 00:13:59,859 --> 00:14:01,526 Three Dolphin Clicking Sounds would work. 422 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,679 I'm way ahead of you. 423 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,997 I'm media savvy, bro. 424 00:14:06,327 --> 00:14:08,273 My God, there's hundreds and hundreds of this. 425 00:14:08,274 --> 00:14:09,346 I know. 426 00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:10,763 Viking metal... is that a thing? 427 00:14:10,764 --> 00:14:14,172 It never became cool. The helmets were really expensive. 428 00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:15,874 Well, why are you showing me this? 429 00:14:15,908 --> 00:14:17,876 There's one kind of music that isn't on here 430 00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:19,778 because it hasn't been invented yet. 431 00:14:19,812 --> 00:14:21,680 Until today. 432 00:14:21,714 --> 00:14:23,548 Dude, 433 00:14:23,582 --> 00:14:27,166 we are "beast-core." 434 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,059 [laughs] 435 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,387 Why are you laughing? 436 00:14:29,421 --> 00:14:30,671 What is "beast-core"? 437 00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:33,591 It's all driving bass and drums, 438 00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:35,059 guttural sounds. 439 00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:37,094 We throw in all sorts of sound effects... 440 00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:39,930 - Lions, whales, camels... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 441 00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,899 Roars, you know, we put 'em in, like, foot pedals, 442 00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:43,720 we mix 'em in, maybe we get a keyboard. 443 00:14:43,721 --> 00:14:46,171 - Yes! - We start an entire genre here. 444 00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:47,772 - Holy shit! - It's more than a genre. 445 00:14:47,806 --> 00:14:48,961 - Dude... - It's a movement. 446 00:14:48,962 --> 00:14:50,441 - This is genius. - Right? 447 00:14:50,476 --> 00:14:51,909 The... what's our first song? 448 00:14:51,943 --> 00:14:55,412 Our first song is... [snorts] 449 00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:57,281 That sinus thing... you got that? 450 00:14:57,315 --> 00:14:59,612 I had that last week. Take a shower like this. 451 00:14:59,613 --> 00:15:00,811 - No, listen. - Like that. 452 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,053 Bam, that's the name of the song. 453 00:15:03,087 --> 00:15:04,854 [snorts] 454 00:15:04,889 --> 00:15:06,186 - All right. - You hear what I'm doing? 455 00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:08,091 - It's the sounds. - Right, it's guttural. 456 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,304 - Can I try? - Please. 457 00:15:09,305 --> 00:15:11,361 - All right, ready? - Yeah. You are the beast. 458 00:15:11,396 --> 00:15:15,165 [trumpets] 459 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,800 [exhales] 460 00:15:18,969 --> 00:15:21,604 I like... I like it. 461 00:15:21,638 --> 00:15:23,372 It's a little hacky. 462 00:15:23,407 --> 00:15:25,341 (Johnny) Hey. What's up? 463 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,843 What are you doing? 464 00:15:26,877 --> 00:15:29,445 Well, I haven't talked to Gigi since last night. 465 00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:32,381 I texted her ten times today... nothing. 466 00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:34,718 Bam told me you guys went dancing 467 00:15:34,752 --> 00:15:36,419 with that "stumble-core" kid last night. 468 00:15:36,453 --> 00:15:37,604 It's called "norm-core." 469 00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:39,396 Whatever. What's going on? 470 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,568 How would I know? 471 00:15:40,569 --> 00:15:42,533 I saw you talking to the kid from the stage. 472 00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:44,305 I know you don't want me dating Gigi. 473 00:15:44,306 --> 00:15:46,328 I was talking to the kid because... 474 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,413 I'll tell you why I talked to the kid... 475 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,732 'cause I saw the kid ogling Gigi and I said, 476 00:15:49,766 --> 00:15:51,072 "you know, I should go over and say something to that kid," 477 00:15:51,073 --> 00:15:54,402 and I said, "Hey, she's spoken for," by you. 478 00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:55,637 Bullshit. 479 00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,606 That... let's write a song. Come on. 480 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,942 Yeah, let's... let's write a song. 481 00:15:59,976 --> 00:16:01,095 Let's write a song called 482 00:16:01,096 --> 00:16:04,713 "Johnny's a Giant Shit-heel Liar." 483 00:16:04,748 --> 00:16:06,052 No, let's work on a song called 484 00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:08,784 "Flash is Acting Like a Gigantic 12-year-old Pussy." 485 00:16:08,818 --> 00:16:09,691 How about that? 486 00:16:09,692 --> 00:16:11,946 Hang on... I've got one I've been saving. 487 00:16:11,947 --> 00:16:13,788 It's called "My Name is Johnny Rock 488 00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:14,989 "and I look like Willem Dafoe 489 00:16:15,023 --> 00:16:17,091 if he was a Goddamn Total Crack Head." 490 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:18,850 That's funny. That's funny, 'cause I have a new one too, 491 00:16:18,851 --> 00:16:20,358 and it's called "Your Hair is Getting Thinner 492 00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:22,300 and Your Stomach's Getting Fatter." How about that? 493 00:16:22,301 --> 00:16:24,154 It's catchy. Hang on, I'm writing one right now. 494 00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:25,638 It's called "Fuck You." 495 00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:28,502 I'm working on kind of a big one. 496 00:16:28,536 --> 00:16:30,404 It's a big rocker and it's called 497 00:16:30,438 --> 00:16:33,340 "It's Not My Fault You're Old and Gray and Boring 498 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:36,510 Because You Sit Around Watching Midget Middle Earth Porn," okay? 499 00:16:36,544 --> 00:16:38,979 Hey, man. That's our show. We watch that together. 500 00:16:39,013 --> 00:16:40,681 Well, she's watching a new show now, pal, 501 00:16:40,715 --> 00:16:42,813 and it's called "Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum." 502 00:16:42,814 --> 00:16:44,050 Okay? 503 00:16:44,085 --> 00:16:45,615 This is the theme song. 504 00:16:45,616 --> 00:16:47,554 ♪ Young ♪ 505 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,356 ♪ Dumb ♪ 506 00:16:49,391 --> 00:16:53,226 ♪ So full of really healthy semen ♪ 507 00:16:53,261 --> 00:16:56,196 ♪ I'm gonna use it ♪ 508 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:56,964 ♪ ♪ 509 00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:58,217 ♪ Young ♪ Where you going? 510 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,966 ♪ Dumb ♪ Hey! 511 00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:02,240 Where you going? I got a second verse. 512 00:17:05,342 --> 00:17:07,619 [cell phone buzzing] 513 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,239 One second. 514 00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:12,494 Hey. 515 00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:14,086 Hey. What... What's up? 516 00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:16,241 I've been calling, texting since last night. 517 00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:17,199 Where you been? 518 00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:18,980 I know, I know, but I can't talk right now. 519 00:17:18,981 --> 00:17:20,582 - What... why not? - Because I'm shopping. 520 00:17:20,616 --> 00:17:22,450 Are you with that "more-core" guy? 521 00:17:22,484 --> 00:17:25,854 It's called "norm-core," okay? "Norm-core." It's really cool. 522 00:17:25,888 --> 00:17:28,824 Yeah, if you wanna be some kind of vagina Jerry Seinfeld. 523 00:17:28,858 --> 00:17:31,592 Hey, Gig, how awesome is this? 524 00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:33,509 - Is that him? - Yeah. 525 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,295 Listen, Flash, I can't talk right now. I have to go. 526 00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:37,331 Well, when can you talk about it, Gig? 527 00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:39,184 I don't know. I need some time, okay? 528 00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:40,670 I'll call you tomorrow. 529 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,502 [sighs] 530 00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:44,205 [upbeat rock music] 531 00:17:44,239 --> 00:17:46,640 ♪ I stick to you ♪ 532 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,309 ♪ Like glue ♪ 533 00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:51,979 ♪ You're my weekend ♪ 534 00:17:52,013 --> 00:17:55,148 ♪ I like what you ♪ 535 00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:57,551 ♪ Did ♪ 536 00:17:57,585 --> 00:17:59,720 ♪ ♪ 537 00:17:59,754 --> 00:18:00,721 - Here you go. - Thanks, babe. 538 00:18:00,755 --> 00:18:01,888 Mm-hmm. 539 00:18:01,922 --> 00:18:04,458 [sighs] 540 00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:05,792 Hey, Gig. Is Jim up? 541 00:18:05,826 --> 00:18:07,093 No, he needs a few minutes. 542 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,630 [inhales sharply] Oh. Hey. 543 00:18:09,664 --> 00:18:10,664 Hey. 544 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:11,865 Whew. 545 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:16,169 Mm-mmm. 546 00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:17,336 [Johnny belches] 547 00:18:17,371 --> 00:18:19,639 Oh, that's disgusting, Dad. 548 00:18:19,673 --> 00:18:21,340 Use a glass, Tarzan. 549 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,376 Hmm. 550 00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:25,444 [sighs] 551 00:18:27,114 --> 00:18:29,082 Ahh. 552 00:18:29,116 --> 00:18:31,017 Mmm. 553 00:18:31,051 --> 00:18:32,485 So... 554 00:18:32,519 --> 00:18:35,854 you must be here for Jim. 555 00:18:35,889 --> 00:18:37,856 (Ira) Yep. 556 00:18:37,891 --> 00:18:39,591 'Cause he stayed over last night. 557 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,393 I think you probably know that, right? 558 00:18:41,427 --> 00:18:42,761 I know. 559 00:18:42,796 --> 00:18:45,864 He was in Gigi's room all night... 560 00:18:45,899 --> 00:18:47,166 Whew... 561 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,767 Just in case you were wondering. 562 00:18:48,802 --> 00:18:51,036 Okay, okay. Thank you. 563 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,805 - Ahh. - All right, uh, 564 00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:54,739 we need to talk about something, 565 00:18:54,774 --> 00:18:56,766 'cause, yeah, I'm concerned about Jim. 566 00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:59,903 He has some of your old traits, John... and not the good ones. 567 00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:03,540 Every opportunity I get him, he purposely screws up, 568 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,142 and he thinks it makes him cool 569 00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:06,977 'cause it means he's not a sellout. 570 00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:08,979 Oh, just like what you used to do, honey. 571 00:19:09,013 --> 00:19:10,680 Key words, "used to." 572 00:19:10,715 --> 00:19:12,216 Last week, you know, I asked him, you know, 573 00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,950 how he decided on a two-man band, 574 00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:16,018 you know, figuring it might be a "norm-core" thing 575 00:19:16,052 --> 00:19:17,974 or some other artistic bullshit... 576 00:19:17,975 --> 00:19:19,652 No, he did it because he's a minimalist. 577 00:19:19,653 --> 00:19:22,291 He did it because there used to be four guys in the band, 578 00:19:22,326 --> 00:19:25,202 and then he slept with the bass player's girlfriend 579 00:19:25,203 --> 00:19:27,163 and the keyboard player's fiancée. 580 00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:28,897 Now who does that remind you of? 581 00:19:28,932 --> 00:19:31,334 What can I say? I'm a minimalist. 582 00:19:31,368 --> 00:19:33,505 So last night we all went to see 583 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,446 Bam and Rehab's new side project. 584 00:19:35,447 --> 00:19:36,771 Oh, how bad was it? 585 00:19:36,805 --> 00:19:38,873 Well, it was this bad. 586 00:19:38,907 --> 00:19:40,509 Check this out. 587 00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:43,711 [loose drum beat, animal sounds] 588 00:19:43,746 --> 00:19:46,414 ♪ ♪ 589 00:19:46,449 --> 00:19:49,217 [whale noises] 590 00:19:49,252 --> 00:19:53,688 ♪ ♪ 591 00:19:53,722 --> 00:19:54,722 [laughs] 592 00:19:54,757 --> 00:19:56,124 You got to be shitting me. 593 00:19:56,159 --> 00:20:01,829 ♪ ♪ 594 00:20:01,864 --> 00:20:03,931 [laughs] 595 00:20:03,966 --> 00:20:05,967 Did they get booed off stage? 596 00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,102 They got a standing O for the second song, 597 00:20:08,137 --> 00:20:09,937 which had a lemur mating call in it. 598 00:20:09,972 --> 00:20:12,273 So now "beast-core" is a thing. 599 00:20:12,307 --> 00:20:14,142 Goddamn hipster douche bags. 600 00:20:14,176 --> 00:20:17,111 Yeah, and Jim's pissed 'cause he says he did "beast-core" first 601 00:20:17,146 --> 00:20:19,814 and Bam and Rehab stole his animal essence, 602 00:20:19,848 --> 00:20:21,948 like Dooley stole his vibe. 603 00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:22,861 Yeah. 604 00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:25,356 Well, no, because Bam and Re had a song, 605 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,629 you know, called Uh-uh-uh. 606 00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:28,230 - Oh, that sounds amazing. - Yeah, well, 607 00:20:28,231 --> 00:20:29,823 Jim had a song called Yeah, uh-huh, 608 00:20:29,857 --> 00:20:31,491 which is just a total rip-off. 609 00:20:31,525 --> 00:20:33,727 And now Davante Hines is taking credit for "norm-core." 610 00:20:33,761 --> 00:20:35,228 He's not gonna let them take animal sounds. 611 00:20:35,262 --> 00:20:36,563 - It's his thing. - All right, Ira, 612 00:20:36,597 --> 00:20:37,864 where are you going with this? 613 00:20:37,899 --> 00:20:39,661 What I'm saying is that 614 00:20:39,662 --> 00:20:42,287 sometimes girls are attracted to men 615 00:20:42,288 --> 00:20:44,130 who remind them of their fathers. 616 00:20:44,131 --> 00:20:45,894 Wha... 617 00:20:45,895 --> 00:20:47,774 - Okay. Not me. - Yes. 618 00:20:47,775 --> 00:20:50,176 Not me! No, Jim is nothing like my dad. 619 00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:51,844 - Hey! - Hey. 620 00:20:51,878 --> 00:20:54,080 - Morning. - Hey. 621 00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:57,049 Oh, yeah. 622 00:20:58,185 --> 00:21:00,252 [gulping] 623 00:21:00,286 --> 00:21:01,954 Mmm. 624 00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:05,489 Oh, yeah. 625 00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:18,536 [exhales] 626 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,339 [belches] 627 00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:25,476 Oh, my God. 628 00:21:25,802 --> 00:21:27,603 You're dating me. 629 00:21:27,638 --> 00:21:28,938 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 630 00:21:28,972 --> 00:21:30,339 Eww! 631 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,341 - Shit. - Ew. Oh, my God. 632 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,209 Whoa, what's everyone freaking out about, man? 633 00:21:34,244 --> 00:21:36,253 Gigi is dating you 634 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,180 because subconsciously, I guess, 635 00:21:38,181 --> 00:21:40,750 she wants to be with someone like her father. 636 00:21:40,784 --> 00:21:42,623 Eww! 637 00:21:42,624 --> 00:21:44,925 Okay, it's not that bad. You're overreacting, all right? 638 00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:49,263 Oh, my God. Is that why you wanted me to have sex with her? 639 00:21:49,297 --> 00:21:50,764 [scoffs] 640 00:21:50,799 --> 00:21:52,266 What? 641 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,048 I don't know what he's talking about. 642 00:21:54,049 --> 00:21:55,302 Ira, do you know what he's talking about? 643 00:21:55,336 --> 00:21:58,071 This is what happens when you interfere. 644 00:21:58,106 --> 00:22:00,007 I'm gonna go to my room and I'm gonna freak out. 645 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:02,507 (Ira) Okay, this isn't a problem. It's solvable. 646 00:22:02,508 --> 00:22:03,844 That's fucked up, man. 647 00:22:03,878 --> 00:22:05,779 (Ava) Gig? Oh... 648 00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:08,664 Won't come out of her room? 649 00:22:08,698 --> 00:22:09,665 No. 650 00:22:09,699 --> 00:22:10,867 Just crying all day? 651 00:22:10,901 --> 00:22:13,936 Just crying all day. 652 00:22:13,971 --> 00:22:17,273 Would you please... date my daughter? 653 00:22:17,307 --> 00:22:20,009 Okay, but I'm only gonna do it 'cause I really dig her. 654 00:22:20,043 --> 00:22:22,578 I know, I know. 655 00:22:22,612 --> 00:22:24,315 It's not 'cause I enjoy watching you squirm. 656 00:22:24,316 --> 00:22:25,878 Unlike you, I'm bigger than that. 657 00:22:25,879 --> 00:22:28,947 I know, man, and I wish I could be more like you. 658 00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:34,415 ♪ Hey, hey, I got to say ♪ 659 00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:37,584 ♪ I'm gonna make love to Johnny's daughter someday ♪ 660 00:22:37,585 --> 00:22:41,221 ♪ There's a little baby midget with a tiny little taint ♪ 661 00:22:41,222 --> 00:22:44,697 ♪ Can Johnny Rock get a young girl? Hell, no, he can't ♪ 662 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:47,683 - Come on, man. - [door thuds closed] 663 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:53,068 (Jim) ♪ Give me some fire and gasoline ♪ 664 00:22:53,069 --> 00:22:54,973 ♪ ♪ 665 00:22:55,008 --> 00:22:58,334 ♪ You're gonna find out what I mean ♪ 666 00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,244 ♪ ♪ 667 00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:03,901 ♪ Give me some fire and gasoline ♪ 668 00:23:03,902 --> 00:23:06,650 ♪ ♪ 669 00:23:07,009 --> 00:23:12,055 Sync and corrections by peterbrito www.addic7ed.com 47802

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