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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,842 My name is H.I. McDunnough. 2 00:00:27,264 --> 00:00:28,432 Call me Hi. 3 00:00:30,810 --> 00:00:32,103 The first time I met Ed... 4 00:00:32,145 --> 00:00:34,773 was in the county lockup in Tempe, Arizona. 5 00:00:36,860 --> 00:00:38,445 Don't forget his profile, Ed. 6 00:00:38,487 --> 00:00:39,655 Turn to the right! 7 00:00:39,697 --> 00:00:41,407 The day I'll never forget. 8 00:00:43,035 --> 00:00:44,244 Turn to the right! 9 00:00:44,287 --> 00:00:47,165 What kind of name is Ed for a pretty thing like you? 10 00:00:47,207 --> 00:00:49,167 Short for Edwina. Turn to the right! 11 00:00:49,794 --> 00:00:50,962 You're a flower, you are. 12 00:00:52,381 --> 00:00:54,508 Just a little desert flower. 13 00:00:55,969 --> 00:00:57,846 Let me know how those come out. 14 00:00:58,764 --> 00:01:01,183 Prison life is very structured... 15 00:01:01,226 --> 00:01:03,854 more than most people care for... 16 00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:06,733 but there's a spirit of camaraderie between the men... 17 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:09,404 like you find only in combat, maybe... 18 00:01:09,446 --> 00:01:12,867 or on a pro ball club in the heat of the pennant drive. 19 00:01:14,577 --> 00:01:16,537 In an effort to better ourselves... 20 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:18,457 we were forced to meet with a counselor... 21 00:01:18,499 --> 00:01:22,796 who tried to help us figure out why we were the way we were. 22 00:01:22,839 --> 00:01:25,926 All he wanted was a hot roll and butter. 23 00:01:25,968 --> 00:01:27,636 So... 24 00:01:27,679 --> 00:01:30,182 why do you use the word "trapped"? 25 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:35,981 Why do you say you feel trapped in a man's body? 26 00:01:37,066 --> 00:01:40,612 Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard. 27 00:01:40,654 --> 00:01:42,781 Have you learned anything, Hi? 28 00:01:42,824 --> 00:01:44,367 Yes, sir. You bet. 29 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:46,496 You wouldn't lie to us, would you? 30 00:01:46,537 --> 00:01:49,082 No, ma'am. Hope to say. 31 00:01:49,124 --> 00:01:50,375 OK, then. 32 00:01:51,043 --> 00:01:53,755 I tried to stand up and fly straight... 33 00:01:53,797 --> 00:01:57,218 but it wasn't easy with Reagan in the White House. 34 00:01:59,263 --> 00:02:00,431 I don't know. 35 00:02:01,516 --> 00:02:04,019 They say he's a decent man, so... 36 00:02:05,229 --> 00:02:07,440 maybe his advisers are confused. 37 00:02:10,486 --> 00:02:12,405 Turn to the right. 38 00:02:14,450 --> 00:02:15,785 What's the matter, Ed? 39 00:02:17,997 --> 00:02:19,624 My "fy- ance" left me. 40 00:02:19,666 --> 00:02:21,209 She said her fiance had run off... 41 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:22,836 with a student cosmetologist... 42 00:02:22,878 --> 00:02:25,131 who knew how to ply her feminine wiles. 43 00:02:26,007 --> 00:02:27,801 The sumbitch. 44 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:29,678 Don't forget his phone call, Ed. 45 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:34,351 Tell him I think he's a damn fool, Ed. 46 00:02:34,894 --> 00:02:37,856 You tell him I said so... 47 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:39,734 H.I. McDunnough. 48 00:02:39,776 --> 00:02:42,738 If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me... 49 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:44,907 in the Maricopa County Maximum Security... 50 00:02:44,950 --> 00:02:46,493 Correctional Facility For Men... 51 00:02:46,535 --> 00:02:49,080 State Farm Road Number Thirty- one, Tempe, Arizona! 52 00:02:49,122 --> 00:02:50,331 I'll be waitin'! 53 00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:53,127 I'll be waitin'. 54 00:02:55,339 --> 00:02:59,010 I can't say I was happy to be back inside... 55 00:02:59,052 --> 00:03:02,973 but the flood of familiar sights, sounds, and faces... 56 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,394 almost made it feel like a homecoming. 57 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:08,690 Most men your age are getting married and raising a family. 58 00:03:08,732 --> 00:03:09,941 Well, factually... 59 00:03:09,984 --> 00:03:12,028 They wouldn't accept prison as a substitute. 60 00:03:13,238 --> 00:03:14,781 Would any of you men care to comment? 61 00:03:16,743 --> 00:03:19,496 sometimes your career has got to come before family. 62 00:03:20,164 --> 00:03:22,083 Work's what's kept us happy. 63 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:25,921 I tried to sort through what Doc Schwartz had said... 64 00:03:25,964 --> 00:03:28,968 but prison ain't the easiest place to think. 65 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:32,263 When there was no meat, we ate fowl. 66 00:03:32,305 --> 00:03:35,309 When there was no fowl, we ate crawdad. 67 00:03:35,351 --> 00:03:38,897 When there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand. 68 00:03:38,939 --> 00:03:41,692 - You ate what? - We ate sand. 69 00:03:41,735 --> 00:03:44,655 - You ate sand? - That's right. 70 00:03:44,697 --> 00:03:46,824 Well, Hi, you done served your twenty months... 71 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:49,286 and seeing as how you never use live ammo... 72 00:03:49,328 --> 00:03:52,415 we got no choice but to return you to society. 73 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:54,794 These doors gonna swing wide. 74 00:03:54,794 --> 00:03:57,714 I didn't want to hurt anyone, sir. 75 00:03:57,757 --> 00:03:59,217 Hi, we respect that. 76 00:03:59,259 --> 00:04:00,677 But you're just hurting yourself... 77 00:04:00,719 --> 00:04:02,638 with this rambunctious behavior. 78 00:04:02,638 --> 00:04:04,640 I know that, sir. 79 00:04:04,683 --> 00:04:05,976 OK, then. 80 00:04:06,018 --> 00:04:07,478 I don't know how you come down... 81 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,439 on the incarceration question... 82 00:04:09,481 --> 00:04:12,651 whether it's for rehabilitation or revenge... 83 00:04:12,693 --> 00:04:14,487 but I was beginning to think... 84 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:17,324 revenge is the only argument makes any sense. 85 00:04:20,037 --> 00:04:21,664 Show the tattoo! 86 00:04:22,832 --> 00:04:24,334 Turn to the right! 87 00:04:24,376 --> 00:04:25,878 Don't forget his fingers, Ed. 88 00:04:27,463 --> 00:04:28,839 Hear about the paddy wagon... 89 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,259 that collided with the cement mixer, Ed? 90 00:04:32,178 --> 00:04:34,681 Twelve hardened criminals escaped. 91 00:04:35,474 --> 00:04:37,810 Ha ha! I heard that one. 92 00:04:37,852 --> 00:04:39,187 Got a new beau? 93 00:04:39,229 --> 00:04:41,023 No, Hi. I sure don't. 94 00:04:42,567 --> 00:04:45,195 Don't worry. I paid for it. 95 00:04:45,237 --> 00:04:48,199 They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. 96 00:04:49,535 --> 00:04:51,621 And for once, they may be right. 97 00:04:51,663 --> 00:04:53,707 - You missed a spot. - Rrr! 98 00:04:53,749 --> 00:04:56,961 More and more, my thoughts turned to Ed... 99 00:04:57,003 --> 00:05:00,674 and I finally felt the pain of imprisonment. 100 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,302 Mama would throw the live crawdad... 101 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:05,014 in a pan of boiling water. 102 00:05:05,056 --> 00:05:08,310 One day, I decided to make my own crawdad... 103 00:05:08,352 --> 00:05:12,732 and I threw it in a pot without the water, you see? 104 00:05:12,775 --> 00:05:14,861 And it was just like making popcorn. 105 00:05:16,405 --> 00:05:18,407 Yeah, the joint is a lonely place... 106 00:05:18,449 --> 00:05:20,868 after lockup and lights out... 107 00:05:20,911 --> 00:05:22,037 when the last of the cons... 108 00:05:22,079 --> 00:05:24,624 has been swept away by the sandman. 109 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:26,835 But I couldn't help thinking... 110 00:05:26,877 --> 00:05:29,046 that a brighter future lay ahead... 111 00:05:30,882 --> 00:05:34,386 a future that was only eight to fourteen months away. 112 00:05:39,561 --> 00:05:42,690 They got a name for people like you, Hi. 113 00:05:42,732 --> 00:05:45,360 That name is called recidivism. 114 00:05:45,402 --> 00:05:47,279 Repeat offender. 115 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,366 Not a pretty name, is it, Hi? 116 00:05:49,408 --> 00:05:51,535 No, sir. That's one bonehead name... 117 00:05:51,577 --> 00:05:52,870 but that ain't me anymore. 118 00:05:52,912 --> 00:05:55,582 You're not just telling us what we want to hear? 119 00:05:55,624 --> 00:05:57,376 No, sir. No way. 120 00:05:57,418 --> 00:05:59,587 'Cause we just want to hear the truth. 121 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:02,842 Then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear. 122 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:05,387 Didn't we just tell you not to do that? 123 00:06:05,429 --> 00:06:07,056 Yes, sir. 124 00:06:07,098 --> 00:06:08,433 OK, then. 125 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:10,436 Turn to the right! 126 00:06:11,354 --> 00:06:13,523 I'm walking in here on my knees, Ed... 127 00:06:13,565 --> 00:06:15,067 a free man proposing. 128 00:06:15,109 --> 00:06:16,485 Howdy, Kurt. 129 00:06:16,528 --> 00:06:17,946 And so it was. 130 00:06:17,946 --> 00:06:19,948 Don't forget the bouquet, Ed. 131 00:06:20,908 --> 00:06:22,034 I do. 132 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:23,328 You bet I do. 133 00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:25,038 OK, then. 134 00:06:28,752 --> 00:06:31,213 Ed's pa staked us to a starter home... 135 00:06:31,298 --> 00:06:32,591 in suburban Tempe... 136 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:35,595 and I got a job drilling holes in sheet metal. 137 00:06:35,637 --> 00:06:37,556 We were doing paramedical work... 138 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,642 in affiliation with the state highway system. 139 00:06:39,684 --> 00:06:41,853 Not actually practicing, you understand. 140 00:06:41,895 --> 00:06:44,440 Me and Bill were patrolling down Nine Mile. 141 00:06:44,482 --> 00:06:47,277 - Bill Roberts? - No, not that mother- scratcher. 142 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:49,446 Bill Parker. 143 00:06:49,489 --> 00:06:51,742 Anyway, we're approaching the wreck... 144 00:06:51,784 --> 00:06:53,578 and there's this spherical object... 145 00:06:53,619 --> 00:06:55,955 resting in the highway... 146 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:58,042 and it's not a piece of the car. 147 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,962 Most ways, the job was a lot like prison... 148 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,592 except Ed was waiting at the end of every day... 149 00:07:04,634 --> 00:07:06,636 and a paycheck at the end of every week. 150 00:07:06,679 --> 00:07:09,098 Government do take a bite, don't she? 151 00:07:10,392 --> 00:07:12,352 These were the happy days... 152 00:07:12,353 --> 00:07:15,148 the salad days, as they say. 153 00:07:15,190 --> 00:07:19,111 Ed felt that having a critter was the next logical step. 154 00:07:19,154 --> 00:07:21,991 It was all she thought about. 155 00:07:22,033 --> 00:07:24,870 Her point was that there was too much love and beauty... 156 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:27,165 for just the two of us... 157 00:07:27,206 --> 00:07:29,584 and every day we kept a child out of the world... 158 00:07:29,626 --> 00:07:32,379 was a day he might later regret having missed. 159 00:07:35,259 --> 00:07:37,219 That was beautiful. 160 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:41,016 So we worked at it on the days we calculated most likely to be fruitful... 161 00:07:41,768 --> 00:07:45,022 and we worked at it most other days, just to be sure. 162 00:07:45,648 --> 00:07:48,860 Ed rejoiced that my lawless years were behind me... 163 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,946 and that our child- rearing years lay ahead. 164 00:07:52,157 --> 00:07:53,742 And then the roof caved in. 165 00:08:00,126 --> 00:08:01,335 Hi... 166 00:08:02,588 --> 00:08:03,756 I'm barren! 167 00:08:04,924 --> 00:08:06,968 At first I didn't believe it... 168 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:09,221 that this woman who looked as fertile... 169 00:08:09,263 --> 00:08:10,890 as the Tennessee Valley... 170 00:08:10,932 --> 00:08:12,267 could not bear children. 171 00:08:13,477 --> 00:08:15,479 But the doctor explained that her insides... 172 00:08:15,522 --> 00:08:19,235 were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. 173 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:23,740 Ed was inconsolable. 174 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:27,454 We tried an adoption agency. 175 00:08:28,957 --> 00:08:32,127 It's true that Hi has had a checkered past. 176 00:08:32,169 --> 00:08:35,423 But Ed here is an officer of the law twice decorated... 177 00:08:35,465 --> 00:08:37,759 so we figure it kind of evens out. 178 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:44,018 But biology and the prejudices of others... 179 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:45,937 conspired to keep us childless. 180 00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:51,445 Our love for each other was stronger than ever... 181 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:56,743 but I premonised no return of the salad days. 182 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,915 The pizzazz had gone out of our lives. 183 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:03,962 Ed lost all interest in both criminal justice... 184 00:09:04,713 --> 00:09:06,966 and housekeeping. 185 00:09:07,008 --> 00:09:10,763 Soon after, she tendered her badge. 186 00:09:10,805 --> 00:09:13,975 Even my job seemed as dry and bitter... 187 00:09:14,018 --> 00:09:15,978 as a hot prairie wind. 188 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:18,732 So here's Bill walking down Nine Mile... 189 00:09:18,774 --> 00:09:20,734 That's Bill Parker, you understand. 190 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:23,739 He's got his sandwich in one hand... 191 00:09:23,781 --> 00:09:26,200 and the fuckin' head in the other! 192 00:09:28,996 --> 00:09:32,250 I even caught myself driving by convenience stores... 193 00:09:33,627 --> 00:09:35,546 that weren't on the way home. 194 00:09:37,383 --> 00:09:38,968 Then, one day... 195 00:09:39,677 --> 00:09:42,931 the biggest news hit the state since they built the Hoover Dam. 196 00:09:45,477 --> 00:09:47,354 The Arizona Quints was born. 197 00:09:48,397 --> 00:09:51,401 By Arizona Quints... 198 00:09:51,401 --> 00:09:56,073 I mean they was born to a woman named Florence Arizona. 199 00:09:56,116 --> 00:09:57,618 As you probably guessed... 200 00:09:57,660 --> 00:10:01,123 Florence Arizona is the wife of Nathan Arizona... 201 00:10:01,916 --> 00:10:03,042 and Nathan Arizona... 202 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,838 well, hell, you know who he is. 203 00:10:06,881 --> 00:10:10,302 So come on down to Unpainted Arizona... 204 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:11,804 where you can get the finest selection... 205 00:10:11,846 --> 00:10:13,723 in fixtures and appointments... 206 00:10:13,765 --> 00:10:16,393 for your bathroom, bedroom, boudoir! 207 00:10:16,435 --> 00:10:19,272 And if you can find lower prices anywhere... 208 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:21,817 my name ain't Nathan Arizona! 209 00:10:21,859 --> 00:10:24,529 The owner of the largest chain of unpainted furniture... 210 00:10:24,571 --> 00:10:29,077 and bathroom fixture outlets throughout the Southwest. 211 00:10:29,119 --> 00:10:32,498 Yep, Florence had been taking fertility pills... 212 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,751 and she and Nathan had hit the jackpot. 213 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,294 214 00:10:37,297 --> 00:10:42,178 Now, y'all without sin can cast the first stone... 215 00:10:43,138 --> 00:10:46,142 but we thought it was unfair that some should have so many... 216 00:10:46,184 --> 00:10:48,395 while others should have so few. 217 00:10:50,189 --> 00:10:52,316 With the benefit of hindsight... 218 00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:54,486 maybe it wasn't such a hot idea. 219 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,283 But at the time... 220 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,369 Ed's little plan seemed like the solution... 221 00:11:00,411 --> 00:11:02,538 to all our problems... 222 00:11:02,581 --> 00:11:05,668 and the answer to all our prayers. 223 00:11:39,005 --> 00:11:42,259 Eight hundred leaf- tables and no chairs? 224 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:44,929 You can't sell leaf- tables and no chairs. 225 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:48,351 Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick! 226 00:11:48,393 --> 00:11:50,312 I asked my wife. She got more sense. 227 00:11:52,023 --> 00:11:54,067 Miles, alls I know is... 228 00:11:54,109 --> 00:11:56,654 I'm away from the office to play with my kids... 229 00:11:56,696 --> 00:11:58,740 and everything goes straight to heck! 230 00:11:58,782 --> 00:12:00,450 I ain't gonna stand for it! 231 00:12:02,036 --> 00:12:04,956 Yeah, if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass a- hoppin'. 232 00:12:04,999 --> 00:12:07,544 I am sick of your excuses, Miles. 233 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,422 It is now precisely... 234 00:12:10,465 --> 00:12:13,635 8:45 in the p.m. 235 00:12:13,677 --> 00:12:16,222 I'm gonna be down at that store in exactly twelve hours... 236 00:12:16,264 --> 00:12:18,433 to kick me some butt... 237 00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:20,435 or my name ain't Nathan Arizona! 238 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:27,070 That sounds like Larry. 239 00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:30,074 No, no, no. Shh. Shh. 240 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,205 Quiet, quiet, quiet. 241 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,503 Quiet, quiet. 242 00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:42,633 Quiet. 243 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:43,801 Good boy. 244 00:12:48,766 --> 00:12:49,934 Quiet, quiet. 245 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,820 That's it. Good, good. 246 00:12:59,698 --> 00:13:00,866 Quiet. 247 00:13:05,456 --> 00:13:06,624 Yes. 248 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,304 Here's a rattle. 249 00:13:17,347 --> 00:13:18,682 Rattle. OK? 250 00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:20,100 OK, good. 251 00:13:35,872 --> 00:13:37,290 No, no. 252 00:13:37,332 --> 00:13:39,835 Shh. Shh. Quiet, quiet. 253 00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:55,398 Come here. 254 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,098 Come here. Come here. 255 00:15:31,695 --> 00:15:34,198 Why don't you go up and check on them? 256 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,408 They sound restless. 257 00:16:20,136 --> 00:16:21,429 What's the matter? 258 00:16:21,471 --> 00:16:23,640 I'm sorry, honey. It just didn't work out. 259 00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:25,225 What do you mean it didn't work out? 260 00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:29,105 They...they started crying. 261 00:16:29,148 --> 00:16:30,816 They were all over me. 262 00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:32,902 It was kind of horrifying, honey. Let me in. 263 00:16:32,945 --> 00:16:34,238 Of course they cried. Babies cry. 264 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:37,284 I know that. We better leave. 265 00:16:37,325 --> 00:16:39,035 You go right back up there and get me a toddler. 266 00:16:39,078 --> 00:16:41,915 I need a baby, Hi. They got more than they can handle. 267 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,083 Oh, honey... 268 00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:44,501 Don't you come back here without a baby. 269 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,168 Christian Dior, my butt. 270 00:17:17,004 --> 00:17:18,339 They pay money for that? 271 00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:19,549 Yes, dear. 272 00:17:20,926 --> 00:17:22,052 How are the kids? 273 00:17:22,094 --> 00:17:23,721 Fine, dear. 274 00:17:28,102 --> 00:17:30,021 - Which one you get? - I don't know. 275 00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:31,731 - Nathan Junior, I think. - Give me here. 276 00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:33,484 Here's the instructions. 277 00:17:34,862 --> 00:17:36,030 Oh... 278 00:17:36,072 --> 00:17:37,907 he's beautiful. 279 00:17:37,949 --> 00:17:39,492 Yep. He's awful damn good. 280 00:17:39,535 --> 00:17:41,245 I think I got the best one. 281 00:17:41,287 --> 00:17:42,496 I bet they were all beautiful. 282 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,041 All babies are beautiful. 283 00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:46,335 This one's awful damn good, though. 284 00:17:46,377 --> 00:17:47,837 Don't you cuss around him. 285 00:17:47,879 --> 00:17:50,340 He's fine, he is. 286 00:17:50,383 --> 00:17:51,926 I think it's Nathan Junior. 287 00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:53,720 We are doing the right thing, aren't we, Hi? 288 00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:55,514 They had more than they could handle. 289 00:17:55,556 --> 00:17:58,268 Well, now, honey, we've been over this and over this. 290 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,396 There's what's right and there's what's right... 291 00:18:00,438 --> 00:18:01,564 and never the twain shall meet. 292 00:18:01,606 --> 00:18:03,441 But don't you think his mama will be upset... 293 00:18:03,484 --> 00:18:05,152 I mean, overly? 294 00:18:05,194 --> 00:18:08,782 Of course she'll be upset, sugar, but she'll get over it. 295 00:18:08,824 --> 00:18:10,993 She's got four little babies... 296 00:18:11,036 --> 00:18:12,871 almost as good as this one. 297 00:18:12,913 --> 00:18:15,374 It's like when I was robbing convenience stores. 298 00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:19,045 I love him so much! 299 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,218 I know you do, honey. 300 00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:26,222 I love him so much! 301 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,018 I know you do. 302 00:18:43,788 --> 00:18:44,914 Oh! 303 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:54,135 304 00:18:54,177 --> 00:18:56,221 OK. Bring him in. 305 00:18:57,682 --> 00:18:59,434 This is it, Nathan Junior. 306 00:18:59,476 --> 00:19:01,353 Feast your eyes, old boy! 307 00:19:01,395 --> 00:19:03,022 Don't be so loud around him. 308 00:19:03,064 --> 00:19:05,317 - Damn. I'm sorry, honey. - And don't you cuss. 309 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:07,403 He don't know a cuss word from Shinola. 310 00:19:07,445 --> 00:19:09,572 Well, you see that he don't. 311 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:10,866 I want to hold him, too. 312 00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:13,161 Well, mind his little fontanel. 313 00:19:13,203 --> 00:19:15,122 Oh, he's all right, he is. 314 00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:17,458 Come on over here, young Nathan Junior. 315 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,210 I'm gonna show you around. 316 00:19:19,253 --> 00:19:21,422 Looky here, young sportsman. 317 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:24,342 That there's the kitchen area where Ma and Pa chow down. 318 00:19:25,303 --> 00:19:26,846 This here's the TV. 319 00:19:26,888 --> 00:19:28,598 Two hours a day, maximum... 320 00:19:28,641 --> 00:19:30,685 either educational or football... 321 00:19:30,727 --> 00:19:33,814 so's you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things. 322 00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,360 And this here's the divan... 323 00:19:37,402 --> 00:19:39,780 for socializing and relaxing with the family unit. 324 00:19:40,824 --> 00:19:42,492 Yes, sir. 325 00:19:42,534 --> 00:19:45,287 Many's the day we sat there and said... 326 00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:49,418 "Wouldn't it be nice to have a youngster here to share our thoughts and feelings?" 327 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,462 He's tired, Hi. 328 00:19:51,505 --> 00:19:53,716 Well, I'll just set you right there, boy. 329 00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:56,803 Just put those dogs up and take a load off. 330 00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:59,598 331 00:19:59,641 --> 00:20:02,853 332 00:20:02,895 --> 00:20:05,440 333 00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:11,156 334 00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:24,257 What? Are you kidding? We got us a family here! 335 00:20:25,509 --> 00:20:28,554 He's a scandal, isn't he? He's a little outlaw. 336 00:20:28,597 --> 00:20:30,599 No. He...he's a good boy. 337 00:20:30,641 --> 00:20:31,767 He ain't too good. 338 00:20:31,809 --> 00:20:33,895 You can tell by that twinkle in his eye. 339 00:20:34,563 --> 00:20:36,106 Don't you think we ought to put him to bed? 340 00:20:36,148 --> 00:20:37,483 No. Hang on, honey. 341 00:20:37,525 --> 00:20:39,903 Let's preserve the moment in pictures. 342 00:20:39,945 --> 00:20:41,196 Just one, OK? 343 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:43,617 I got to tell you... 344 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,454 I'm a little scared, Hi. 345 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,456 How come is that, honey? 346 00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:50,167 Well, we got a baby, Hi. 347 00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,921 It's an awful big responsibility. 348 00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,715 Honey, could you slide over a tad... 349 00:20:54,757 --> 00:20:56,092 and raise the nipper up? 350 00:20:56,134 --> 00:20:59,138 I mean, we never done this before... 351 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:00,515 and I'm kind of nervous. 352 00:21:00,556 --> 00:21:01,932 You're doing real good, sugar. 353 00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:10,653 - I love you, Hi. - We're set to pop here, honey. 354 00:21:10,653 --> 00:21:13,657 - You're gonna help, aren't you? - How's that, honey? 355 00:21:13,658 --> 00:21:15,702 Contribute... 356 00:21:15,744 --> 00:21:17,454 to the management of the child. 357 00:21:18,998 --> 00:21:20,625 Quiet evenings at home together. 358 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:24,797 - You can count on it, honey. - Everything decent and normal. 359 00:21:24,839 --> 00:21:26,132 We're set to pop here, honey. 360 00:22:55,587 --> 00:22:57,089 OK. 361 00:22:57,131 --> 00:22:58,591 What is she? 362 00:22:58,633 --> 00:23:00,260 Station wagon. Looks nice. 363 00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:32,303 - Merry Christmas. - Open up! It's the police! 364 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:33,471 What's going on? 365 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,140 - Stay in here. - Open up! 366 00:23:35,975 --> 00:23:37,477 They ain't gonna split up the family. 367 00:23:37,519 --> 00:23:39,938 Open up in there! 368 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:41,189 I'd like to see them try. 369 00:23:43,902 --> 00:23:47,198 Open up! Maybe we'll let you plea- bargain! 370 00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:55,209 Oh, Gale! Oh, make me sick! 371 00:23:58,547 --> 00:24:01,676 Honey, I'd like you to meet... 372 00:24:01,718 --> 00:24:04,304 Gale and Evelle Snoats... 373 00:24:04,347 --> 00:24:07,726 as fine a pair as ever broke and entered! 374 00:24:10,939 --> 00:24:14,360 Boys...this here's my wife. 375 00:24:15,445 --> 00:24:17,155 - Ma'am. - Miz McDunnough. 376 00:24:17,197 --> 00:24:20,910 Kind of late for visitors, isn't it, Hi? 377 00:24:20,953 --> 00:24:23,706 Yeah, but these boys just got out of the joint... 378 00:24:23,748 --> 00:24:26,710 so we got to show a little hospitality. 379 00:24:26,752 --> 00:24:31,049 H.I., looks like you been up to the devil's business. 380 00:24:31,091 --> 00:24:34,387 Is that a him or a her? 381 00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:36,056 It's a little boy. 382 00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:39,728 Got a name, does he? 383 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,064 So far, we just been using Junior. 384 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,733 We call him Junior. 385 00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:46,403 You mean J.R., just like the TV show? 386 00:24:50,284 --> 00:24:52,244 That's good! 387 00:24:52,287 --> 00:24:55,416 "Welcome home, son." Where's he been? 388 00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:57,961 - Phoenix. - Tulsa. 389 00:24:58,003 --> 00:25:00,923 He was visiting his grandparents. 390 00:25:00,965 --> 00:25:02,133 They're separated. 391 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:03,927 Would that be your folks, ma'am? 392 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:05,137 No. I'm afraid not. 393 00:25:05,179 --> 00:25:08,224 You said your folks was dead, H.I. 394 00:25:08,308 --> 00:25:12,605 We thought Junior should see their final resting place. 395 00:25:12,647 --> 00:25:14,274 Why don't you boys have a seat? 396 00:25:18,989 --> 00:25:21,408 Hi, it's 2:00 in the morning. 397 00:25:23,203 --> 00:25:24,412 What's that smell? 398 00:25:24,455 --> 00:25:28,210 We don't always smell this way, Miz McDunnough. 399 00:25:28,252 --> 00:25:30,254 I was just explaining to your better half here... 400 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:32,006 that when we were tunneling out... 401 00:25:32,049 --> 00:25:33,509 we happened to hit the main sewer line... 402 00:25:33,551 --> 00:25:36,054 dumb luck that... and we followed that... 403 00:25:36,096 --> 00:25:38,474 You mean you busted out of jail? 404 00:25:38,516 --> 00:25:41,603 We released ourselves on our own recognizance. 405 00:25:41,645 --> 00:25:44,732 What Evelle's saying is we felt the institution... 406 00:25:44,774 --> 00:25:46,818 no longer had anything to offer us. 407 00:25:46,860 --> 00:25:48,236 My Lord, he's cute! 408 00:25:48,279 --> 00:25:50,365 He's a little outlaw. You can see that, Hi. 409 00:25:50,407 --> 00:25:52,534 Now, listen. You folks can't stay here. 410 00:25:53,912 --> 00:25:55,038 Ma'am? 411 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,373 You just can't stay. 412 00:25:56,415 --> 00:25:58,459 I appreciate your being friends of Hi... 413 00:25:58,543 --> 00:26:00,629 but this is a decent family now. 414 00:26:00,671 --> 00:26:02,131 We got a toddler here. 415 00:26:05,886 --> 00:26:08,514 Say, who wears the pants around here, H.I.? 416 00:26:08,556 --> 00:26:12,060 Ha! Honey, these boys just got out of the joint... 417 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:13,605 Don't "honey" me. 418 00:26:13,647 --> 00:26:15,607 You can set a while and catch up... 419 00:26:15,649 --> 00:26:17,151 but then be on your way. 420 00:26:27,624 --> 00:26:30,794 Got you on an awful short leash, don't she? 421 00:26:49,821 --> 00:26:51,281 Are they still here? 422 00:26:52,783 --> 00:26:53,909 Yeah. 423 00:26:53,951 --> 00:26:57,956 They're just gonna stay a day or two, honey. 424 00:26:57,998 --> 00:27:01,043 It's raining out. They got nowheres to go. 425 00:27:01,127 --> 00:27:03,254 They're fugitives, Hi. 426 00:27:03,297 --> 00:27:06,301 How are we gonna start a new life with them around? 427 00:27:06,301 --> 00:27:09,930 Well, honey, you got to have a little charity. 428 00:27:10,974 --> 00:27:14,854 You know, in Arab lands, you set out a plate. 429 00:27:14,896 --> 00:27:16,564 Promise, just a day or two. 430 00:27:18,902 --> 00:27:20,404 Tonight and tomorrow, tops. 431 00:27:24,534 --> 00:27:26,453 That night, I had a dream. 432 00:27:27,622 --> 00:27:28,748 I drifted off... 433 00:27:28,790 --> 00:27:32,711 thinking about happiness, birth, and new life... 434 00:27:34,464 --> 00:27:36,591 but now I was haunted by a vision of... 435 00:27:40,264 --> 00:27:41,932 He was horrible. 436 00:27:44,436 --> 00:27:46,814 The lone biker of the apocalypse. 437 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,362 A man with all the powers of hell at his command. 438 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,762 439 00:27:53,824 --> 00:27:55,242 He could turn the day into night... 440 00:27:57,036 --> 00:27:59,372 and laid to waste everything in his path. 441 00:28:04,046 --> 00:28:07,425 He was especially hard on the little things... 442 00:28:07,467 --> 00:28:09,720 the helpless and the gentle creatures. 443 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,225 He left a scorched earth in his wake... 444 00:28:13,267 --> 00:28:15,853 befouling even the sweet desert breeze... 445 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:17,605 that whipped across his brow. 446 00:28:19,525 --> 00:28:22,946 I didn't know where he came from or why. 447 00:28:22,988 --> 00:28:29,204 I didn't know if he was... a dream or vision... 448 00:28:29,247 --> 00:28:32,292 but I feared that I myself had unleashed him. 449 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:40,345 For he was the fury that would be... 450 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:44,809 as soon as Florence Arizona found her little Nathan gone. 451 00:29:03,376 --> 00:29:09,634 452 00:29:09,676 --> 00:29:14,599 453 00:29:14,641 --> 00:29:20,649 454 00:29:20,691 --> 00:29:24,654 455 00:29:24,697 --> 00:29:26,032 Is he all right? 456 00:29:26,074 --> 00:29:27,409 He's all right. 457 00:29:27,450 --> 00:29:29,577 He was just having a nightmare. 458 00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:36,337 459 00:29:36,379 --> 00:29:41,594 460 00:29:41,636 --> 00:29:47,685 461 00:29:47,728 --> 00:29:50,481 462 00:29:50,523 --> 00:29:53,610 Sometimes it's a hard world for the little things. 463 00:30:00,328 --> 00:30:04,124 No, the missis and the rest of the kids... 464 00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:07,796 left town to... I ain't sayin' where. 465 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:10,633 They'll be back here when we're a nuclear family again. 466 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:12,802 Which tot was abducted? 467 00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,722 Nathan Junior, I think. 468 00:30:14,764 --> 00:30:17,267 Do you have anything to say to the kidnappers? 469 00:30:17,309 --> 00:30:18,811 Watch your butts. 470 00:30:18,853 --> 00:30:22,065 It's been rumored your son was abducted by UFOs. 471 00:30:22,108 --> 00:30:24,068 Don't print that, son. 472 00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:28,073 If his mama reads that, she'll lose all hope. 473 00:30:28,116 --> 00:30:31,036 We need to ask you some more questions. 474 00:30:31,036 --> 00:30:35,459 But remember, it's still business as usual at Unpainted Arizona. 475 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,169 If you can find lower prices anywhere... 476 00:30:37,211 --> 00:30:39,088 my name still ain't Nathan Arizona. 477 00:30:39,131 --> 00:30:41,050 But, sir... 478 00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:50,813 Mr. Byrum can take your exemplars while you talk. 479 00:30:50,855 --> 00:30:53,024 Just relax your hand. I'll do the work. 480 00:30:53,066 --> 00:30:55,068 What is this? I didn't steal the damn kid. 481 00:30:55,111 --> 00:30:56,863 These men are with the FBI. 482 00:30:56,905 --> 00:30:58,073 Are you boys crazy? 483 00:30:58,115 --> 00:31:00,576 Alls I know is I wake up and my wife is screaming. 484 00:31:00,618 --> 00:31:04,873 We need to distinguish your prints from the perpetrator, if they left any. 485 00:31:05,959 --> 00:31:07,043 Of course. I know that. 486 00:31:07,085 --> 00:31:08,795 We have an indication... 487 00:31:08,837 --> 00:31:10,297 you were born Nathan Huffheinz. 488 00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:11,466 Is this correct? 489 00:31:11,508 --> 00:31:12,884 I changed my name. What of it? 490 00:31:12,926 --> 00:31:14,761 Can you give us an indication why? 491 00:31:14,804 --> 00:31:16,264 Yeah. Would you buy furniture... 492 00:31:16,264 --> 00:31:19,017 at a store called Unpainted Huffheinz? 493 00:31:19,060 --> 00:31:21,271 Was the child wearing anything when he was abducted? 494 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:22,856 Nobody sleeps naked in this house. 495 00:31:22,898 --> 00:31:24,525 I am asking the questions. 496 00:31:24,567 --> 00:31:26,569 To put out an APB, I need a description. 497 00:31:26,612 --> 00:31:29,949 We're better trained to intervene in a crisis situation. 498 00:31:29,991 --> 00:31:31,117 What was he wearing? 499 00:31:31,159 --> 00:31:32,368 A dinner jacket. What do you think? 500 00:31:32,411 --> 00:31:33,746 He was wearing his damn jammies. 501 00:31:33,788 --> 00:31:35,915 The child was wearing his jammies. 502 00:31:35,958 --> 00:31:37,501 Do you have any disgruntled employees? 503 00:31:37,543 --> 00:31:38,669 They're all disgruntled. 504 00:31:38,711 --> 00:31:40,630 I ain't running a damn daisy farm. 505 00:31:40,672 --> 00:31:42,758 My motto is "Do it my way or watch your butt." 506 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,927 It might have been an employee? 507 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:46,847 Don't make me laugh. Without my say- so... 508 00:31:46,889 --> 00:31:48,599 they wouldn't piss with their pants on fire. 509 00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:49,934 What did the pajamas look like? 510 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:52,187 I don't know. They were jammies! 511 00:31:52,230 --> 00:31:54,149 They had Yodas and shit on 'em ! 512 00:31:55,317 --> 00:31:57,444 Get your damn feet off my coffee table! 513 00:31:57,487 --> 00:31:58,780 Ron, you are upsetting the victim. 514 00:31:58,822 --> 00:32:01,241 Are you boys gonna chase down your leads... 515 00:32:01,283 --> 00:32:03,911 or sit around drinking coffee in the one house... 516 00:32:03,954 --> 00:32:06,248 in the state where I know my boy ain't at? 517 00:32:06,290 --> 00:32:09,460 We don't have any leads aside from the coat. 518 00:32:09,503 --> 00:32:12,173 Give me that! That's a $500 camel's hair coat! 519 00:32:12,215 --> 00:32:15,678 Sir, you might want to wash your hands. 520 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,641 God damn it! 521 00:32:19,683 --> 00:32:24,147 No leads? Everyone leaves microbes and whatnot. 522 00:32:24,189 --> 00:32:25,899 That's your forte, ain't it? 523 00:32:25,942 --> 00:32:29,321 Trackin' down microbes left by criminals and commies. 524 00:32:29,363 --> 00:32:31,782 That's your whole goddamned raison d'etre, ain't it? 525 00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:34,995 No leads? I want Nathan Junior back... 526 00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:36,956 or whichever the hell one of 'em they took! 527 00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:41,170 He's out there somewhere. Something leads to him. 528 00:32:41,212 --> 00:32:45,509 And anyone can find him knows the difference between a lead and a hole in the ground! 529 00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:53,267 Awful good cereal flakes, Miz McDunnough. 530 00:34:01,863 --> 00:34:03,239 Why ain't you breast- feedin'? 531 00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:07,161 You appear to be capable. 532 00:34:07,204 --> 00:34:09,415 Mind your own business. 533 00:34:09,457 --> 00:34:11,084 Ma'am, you don't breast- feed him... 534 00:34:11,126 --> 00:34:12,794 he'll hate you for it later. 535 00:34:12,836 --> 00:34:14,630 That's why we wound up in prison. 536 00:34:14,672 --> 00:34:17,258 That's what Doc Schwartz says. 537 00:34:17,301 --> 00:34:18,469 Boys. 538 00:34:20,972 --> 00:34:22,140 Mornin', Hi. 539 00:34:26,980 --> 00:34:28,148 Hi. 540 00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:36,576 Uh...say, boys... 541 00:34:36,619 --> 00:34:41,500 you wouldn't mind making yourself scarce for a couple of hours this afternoon, would you? 542 00:34:41,542 --> 00:34:43,628 We're having some decent friends over. 543 00:34:47,383 --> 00:34:49,552 What Ed means to say is... 544 00:34:49,594 --> 00:34:54,851 seein' as you two boys are wanted... 545 00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:57,688 wouldn't exactly do to have folks seein' you here. 546 00:34:57,730 --> 00:35:00,066 It's for your own protection. 547 00:35:00,818 --> 00:35:02,862 Sure, H.I. 548 00:35:02,904 --> 00:35:05,198 Anything you say, Hi. 549 00:35:05,241 --> 00:35:09,538 Honey, I think I'll skip this get- together myself. 550 00:35:09,580 --> 00:35:12,375 Glen won't mind. I'll duck out with the boys... 551 00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:14,377 knock back a couple of Coca- Colas. 552 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:16,714 Sure, H.I. 553 00:35:16,756 --> 00:35:18,550 We'd love to have you, Hi. 554 00:35:21,930 --> 00:35:25,559 Maybe that ain't such a swell idea, either. 555 00:35:29,649 --> 00:35:32,110 So many social engagements... 556 00:35:33,445 --> 00:35:35,072 so little time. 557 00:35:43,918 --> 00:35:46,671 Where's that baby Where's he at? 558 00:35:46,672 --> 00:35:48,799 Go find him, honey! 559 00:35:48,841 --> 00:35:50,009 Cut it out, Glen! 560 00:35:50,051 --> 00:35:52,053 He's asleep right now. 561 00:35:52,096 --> 00:35:54,307 Shit! I hope we didn't wake it. 562 00:35:54,349 --> 00:35:56,309 Can I sneak a peek- a- loo? 563 00:35:57,686 --> 00:35:59,438 Come on, kids! 564 00:35:59,481 --> 00:36:01,358 Get away from Mr. McDunnough's car! 565 00:36:08,952 --> 00:36:10,161 What's his name? 566 00:36:11,539 --> 00:36:14,876 Uh, Hi...Junior... 567 00:36:14,876 --> 00:36:16,920 till we think of a better one. 568 00:36:16,963 --> 00:36:18,548 Well, why don't you call him Jason? 569 00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:21,051 I just love biblical names. If I had another little boy... 570 00:36:21,051 --> 00:36:22,719 I'd name him Jason, Caleb, or Tab. 571 00:36:22,762 --> 00:36:25,140 [Gasps] Oh, he's an angel! 572 00:36:25,182 --> 00:36:27,727 He's an angel straight from heaven! 573 00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:30,105 Honey, I had my kids the hard way. 574 00:36:30,147 --> 00:36:31,732 Tell me how you got this little angel? 575 00:36:31,774 --> 00:36:34,861 Did he fly straight down from heaven? 576 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:37,406 You're gonna send him to Arizona State. 577 00:36:47,087 --> 00:36:48,547 Need a beer, Glen? 578 00:36:48,589 --> 00:36:50,716 Does the Pope wear a funny hat? 579 00:36:50,758 --> 00:36:53,845 Yeah, I guess it is kind of funny. 580 00:36:53,887 --> 00:36:56,306 Say, that reminds me. 581 00:36:56,349 --> 00:36:59,186 How many Polacks it take to screw up a light bulb? 582 00:36:59,228 --> 00:37:01,606 I don't know. One? 583 00:37:01,606 --> 00:37:03,525 Nope, it takes three. 584 00:37:10,285 --> 00:37:12,329 Wait a minute. No, I told it wrong. 585 00:37:12,371 --> 00:37:13,497 Here, I'm starting again. 586 00:37:13,539 --> 00:37:15,917 How come it takes three Polacks to screw up a light bulb? 587 00:37:15,959 --> 00:37:17,419 I don't know, Glen. 588 00:37:17,461 --> 00:37:19,255 'Cause they're so darn stupid! 589 00:37:22,217 --> 00:37:25,304 Shit, man, listen up. Don't you get it? 590 00:37:28,476 --> 00:37:30,103 No, Glen, I sure don't. 591 00:37:30,145 --> 00:37:33,232 I guess that's why they call it a way- homer. 592 00:37:33,274 --> 00:37:34,400 Why? 593 00:37:34,442 --> 00:37:36,069 You only get it on the way home. 594 00:37:36,111 --> 00:37:38,405 I'm already home, Glen. 595 00:37:39,324 --> 00:37:41,535 You wet yourself! You wet yourself! 596 00:37:41,577 --> 00:37:44,873 Mr. McDunnough wet himself, Daddy! 597 00:37:44,915 --> 00:37:47,835 Say, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? 598 00:37:47,835 --> 00:37:49,170 Me and Dot went in to adopt... 599 00:37:49,212 --> 00:37:50,797 on account of something went wrong with my semen. 600 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,343 They said we had to wait five years for a healthy, white baby. 601 00:37:53,385 --> 00:37:57,348 I said, "Five years? OK, what else you got?" 602 00:37:57,348 --> 00:37:58,891 They said they got two Koreans... 603 00:37:58,934 --> 00:38:02,480 and a Negro born with his heart on the outside. 604 00:38:02,522 --> 00:38:04,149 It's a crazy world. 605 00:38:04,191 --> 00:38:05,651 Someone ought to sell tickets. 606 00:38:05,693 --> 00:38:07,028 Sure, I'd buy one. 607 00:38:09,031 --> 00:38:11,325 That Buford's a sly one. 608 00:38:11,367 --> 00:38:13,411 He already knows his ABCs. 609 00:38:13,453 --> 00:38:14,579 Watch this. 610 00:38:14,622 --> 00:38:15,957 Hit the deck, boy! 611 00:38:19,044 --> 00:38:21,046 But like I'm sayin', how'd you get the kid? 612 00:38:22,424 --> 00:38:27,013 This whole thing is just who knows who. 613 00:38:27,055 --> 00:38:29,266 Then over here you have favoritism. 614 00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:31,727 Ed has a friend at one of the agencies. 615 00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:33,438 Maybe she can do something for me and Dot. 616 00:38:33,481 --> 00:38:34,899 There's something wrong with my semen. 617 00:38:34,899 --> 00:38:36,526 That reminds me, what you gonna name it? 618 00:38:38,028 --> 00:38:40,447 Ed. Ed Junior. 619 00:38:40,490 --> 00:38:41,950 But I thought you said it was a boy. 620 00:38:41,992 --> 00:38:45,037 As in "Edward." We just like that name. 621 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,582 Yeah, that's a good one. 622 00:38:46,582 --> 00:38:47,958 I don't need another kid... 623 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,253 but Dot says these are getting too big to cuddle. 624 00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:52,005 Say, that reminds me... 625 00:38:54,259 --> 00:38:56,470 Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai. 626 00:38:58,264 --> 00:39:01,059 Then there's the diphtheria- tetanus. 627 00:39:01,101 --> 00:39:03,103 Get them dip- tet boosters yearly... 628 00:39:03,146 --> 00:39:05,106 or else they'll develop lockjaw and night vision. 629 00:39:05,107 --> 00:39:07,652 Then there's the smallpox vaccine... 630 00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:09,236 chicken pox, and measles. 631 00:39:09,279 --> 00:39:10,488 If your kid's anything like ours... 632 00:39:10,531 --> 00:39:12,033 you'll have to get those shots yourself first... 633 00:39:12,074 --> 00:39:13,701 before he'll ever take them. 634 00:39:13,743 --> 00:39:15,703 Who's your pediatrician, anyway? 635 00:39:15,746 --> 00:39:19,250 We ain't exactly fixed on one yet, have we, Hi? 636 00:39:21,504 --> 00:39:23,464 No, I guess we don't have one yet. 637 00:39:23,507 --> 00:39:26,344 Jesus! You got to have one this instant! 638 00:39:26,385 --> 00:39:28,429 What if the baby gets sick, honey? 639 00:39:28,472 --> 00:39:30,599 Even if he don't get sick, he's got to have his dip- tet. 640 00:39:30,641 --> 00:39:32,184 He's got to have his dip- tet, honey. 641 00:39:33,604 --> 00:39:35,314 Have you started his bank accounts yet? 642 00:39:35,314 --> 00:39:37,650 Have we done that? We got to do that, honey. 643 00:39:37,651 --> 00:39:38,777 What's that for? 644 00:39:38,819 --> 00:39:41,322 His orthodontia and his university. 645 00:39:41,322 --> 00:39:44,118 Soak his thumb in iodine you might get by without orthodontia. 646 00:39:44,159 --> 00:39:46,578 Won't knock a thing off the university. 647 00:39:46,621 --> 00:39:48,874 Ray, take that diaper off your head! 648 00:39:48,916 --> 00:39:51,419 Put it back onto your sister! 649 00:39:51,461 --> 00:39:53,588 You probably got the life insurance... 650 00:39:53,631 --> 00:39:55,133 all squared away. 651 00:39:55,174 --> 00:39:56,509 Have we done that yet, honey? 652 00:39:58,262 --> 00:39:59,930 Got to do that, Hi. 653 00:39:59,972 --> 00:40:01,974 Ed's got her hands full with this little angel. 654 00:40:02,017 --> 00:40:03,143 Yes, ma'am. 655 00:40:03,185 --> 00:40:05,020 What would Ed and little angel do if a truck... 656 00:40:05,021 --> 00:40:07,774 splattered your brains all over the interstate? 657 00:40:07,816 --> 00:40:10,361 Yeah, honey. What if you get run over? 658 00:40:10,403 --> 00:40:12,363 Or you got carried off by a twister? 659 00:40:13,658 --> 00:40:18,038 Say, you hear about the person of Polish persuasion... 660 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,417 he walks into a bar with a big pile of shit in his hands... 661 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:24,422 and he says, "Look what I almost stepped in." 662 00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:25,840 Yeah, that's funny. 663 00:40:25,883 --> 00:40:27,176 You're damn right it's funny. 664 00:40:27,218 --> 00:40:28,845 Shit, what's the matter? 665 00:40:30,556 --> 00:40:31,682 I don't know. 666 00:40:32,809 --> 00:40:36,355 Maybe it's a wife, kids, family life. 667 00:40:36,397 --> 00:40:37,648 I mean... 668 00:40:40,611 --> 00:40:43,615 Are you... are you satisfied, Glen? 669 00:40:44,574 --> 00:40:48,037 Don't you ever feel suffocated? 670 00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:52,209 Like there's something big pressing down? 671 00:40:53,253 --> 00:40:56,340 Yeah, I do know that feeling. 672 00:40:56,382 --> 00:40:57,758 I don't know. 673 00:40:57,801 --> 00:40:59,887 And I told Dot to lose some weight... 674 00:40:59,929 --> 00:41:01,764 but she don't want to listen. 675 00:41:01,764 --> 00:41:05,185 Ha ha ha ha! No, man, I know what you mean. 676 00:41:05,227 --> 00:41:07,605 You got all these responsibilities now. 677 00:41:07,606 --> 00:41:09,274 You're married, you got a kid. 678 00:41:09,316 --> 00:41:12,111 It looks like your whole life is set down... 679 00:41:12,112 --> 00:41:13,530 and where's the excitement? 680 00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:15,074 Yeah, that's it. 681 00:41:15,116 --> 00:41:19,288 That's a disease, but you got a cure. 682 00:41:19,288 --> 00:41:22,625 Dr. Glen is here to tell you that you can heal thyself. 683 00:41:22,626 --> 00:41:23,919 What do I got to do? 684 00:41:23,961 --> 00:41:26,589 Just broaden your mind a little. 685 00:41:26,631 --> 00:41:30,427 Say if I asked you, what do you think about Dot? 686 00:41:30,470 --> 00:41:33,015 She's a fine woman you got there. 687 00:41:33,057 --> 00:41:36,353 You might not know it to look at her... 688 00:41:36,395 --> 00:41:40,775 but she's a hellcat. T- i- g- e- r. 689 00:41:40,817 --> 00:41:42,277 What's that got to do... 690 00:41:42,319 --> 00:41:44,154 Now, don't rush me. 691 00:41:44,155 --> 00:41:47,200 The thing about Dot is... 692 00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:48,911 She told me this. 693 00:41:48,953 --> 00:41:53,459 She thinks... she thinks you're cute. 694 00:41:53,501 --> 00:41:55,461 Yeah? 695 00:41:55,504 --> 00:41:56,797 I'm crappin' you negative... 696 00:41:56,839 --> 00:41:59,008 and I could say the same thing about Ed. 697 00:42:01,303 --> 00:42:02,888 What are you talking about? 698 00:42:02,930 --> 00:42:06,184 What am I talking about? I'm talking about sex, boy. 699 00:42:06,185 --> 00:42:07,561 What the hell are you talking about? 700 00:42:07,603 --> 00:42:08,896 I'm talking about l'amour. 701 00:42:08,939 --> 00:42:11,192 I'm talking me and Dot are swingers... 702 00:42:11,233 --> 00:42:12,943 as in "to swing." 703 00:42:12,986 --> 00:42:15,739 I'm talking about wife- swapping. 704 00:42:15,781 --> 00:42:18,576 I'm talking about what they call open marriage. 705 00:42:18,618 --> 00:42:19,953 I'm talking about... 706 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:24,083 Keep your goddamn hands off my wife. 707 00:42:27,338 --> 00:42:28,923 I was only trying to help! 708 00:42:28,966 --> 00:42:32,512 You crazy! You're crazy, man! 709 00:42:32,554 --> 00:42:35,349 Keep your goddamn hands off my wife! 710 00:42:35,391 --> 00:42:37,685 You're crazy! I pity you! 711 00:42:51,037 --> 00:42:53,039 We finally go out with some decent people... 712 00:42:53,082 --> 00:42:56,211 and you break his nose. That ain't too funny. 713 00:42:56,253 --> 00:42:58,297 His kids thought it was funny. 714 00:42:58,339 --> 00:43:00,258 Well, they're just kids. 715 00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:02,761 You're a grown man with responsibilities. 716 00:43:02,761 --> 00:43:03,929 Whatever possessed you? 717 00:43:05,599 --> 00:43:07,309 He was provoking me. 718 00:43:07,351 --> 00:43:08,519 How? 719 00:43:12,233 --> 00:43:13,359 Never mind. 720 00:43:13,401 --> 00:43:17,990 But, Hi, he's your foreman. He's gonna fire you now. 721 00:43:19,117 --> 00:43:20,744 I expect he will. 722 00:43:20,786 --> 00:43:22,204 And where does that leave the three of us? 723 00:43:22,246 --> 00:43:24,373 Where does that leave our entire family unit? 724 00:43:28,922 --> 00:43:30,590 With a man for a husband. 725 00:43:30,632 --> 00:43:32,426 That ain't no answer. 726 00:43:33,845 --> 00:43:35,722 Honey, that's the only answer. 727 00:43:35,764 --> 00:43:36,890 That ain't no answer. 728 00:43:36,933 --> 00:43:38,768 Just a man for a husband. 729 00:43:46,863 --> 00:43:48,615 Nathan needs some Huggies. 730 00:43:51,828 --> 00:43:53,121 I'll be out directly. 731 00:43:59,338 --> 00:44:01,549 Mind you stay strapped in. 732 00:44:07,224 --> 00:44:08,892 Wake up, son. 733 00:44:11,438 --> 00:44:14,901 I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got. 734 00:44:14,942 --> 00:44:18,154 "No, no, not by the hair on my chinny- chin- chin..." 735 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:20,032 said the little pig. 736 00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:21,617 Look at him. 737 00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:23,162 "Then I..." 738 00:44:28,544 --> 00:44:31,047 "Then I'll huff and I'll puff... 739 00:44:31,089 --> 00:44:33,258 "and I'll blow your house in." 740 00:44:34,761 --> 00:44:36,680 That sumbitch. 741 00:44:37,890 --> 00:44:39,850 That son of a bitch. 742 00:44:44,858 --> 00:44:46,485 You son of a bitch! 743 00:44:46,527 --> 00:44:48,905 Hurry up. I'm in Dutch with the wife. 744 00:44:49,739 --> 00:44:51,074 You son of a bitch! 745 00:44:52,952 --> 00:44:54,203 Come on, now. 746 00:44:59,503 --> 00:45:00,671 Honey? 747 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:21,237 That sumbitch. 748 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,827 Hold on, Nathan. We're gonna go pick up Daddy. 749 00:46:41,434 --> 00:46:44,897 Son, you got a panty on your head. 750 00:46:44,897 --> 00:46:46,524 Just drive fast. 751 00:47:03,340 --> 00:47:05,593 Oh, wait. There's the wife. 752 00:47:05,635 --> 00:47:06,761 Honey! 753 00:47:06,803 --> 00:47:08,764 Grab the baby, now! 754 00:47:27,458 --> 00:47:30,295 Hang on, Nathan. We're gonna take a shortcut. 755 00:47:37,180 --> 00:47:39,641 Aah! Can I stop now? 756 00:47:47,611 --> 00:47:48,779 Thank you. 757 00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:55,664 That's private property, son. 758 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:59,878 Come out to the street and reveal yourself. 759 00:48:11,187 --> 00:48:12,605 Son of a bitch. 760 00:49:36,976 --> 00:49:40,063 Thank you, honey, but you really didn't have to do this. 761 00:49:40,106 --> 00:49:43,152 You son of a bitch! What if we'd been picked up? 762 00:49:43,193 --> 00:49:44,361 Turn left here. 763 00:49:44,403 --> 00:49:46,614 Nathan Junior would have been accessory to armed robbery. 764 00:49:46,657 --> 00:49:49,619 It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded. 765 00:49:49,661 --> 00:49:51,163 What kind of home life is this for a toddler? 766 00:49:51,205 --> 00:49:52,498 You're supposed to be an example. 767 00:49:52,540 --> 00:49:53,916 A what Businessman? 768 00:49:53,959 --> 00:49:56,462 I never postured myself as a three- piece- suit type! 769 00:49:56,504 --> 00:49:57,630 Turn right, honey. 770 00:49:57,672 --> 00:49:59,633 We got a child now. Everything's changed. 771 00:49:59,675 --> 00:50:02,595 Nathan Junior accepts me for what I am... 772 00:50:02,638 --> 00:50:05,308 and I think you better had, too. 773 00:50:05,350 --> 00:50:09,397 I'm OK, you're OK. That there's what it is. 774 00:50:09,439 --> 00:50:11,274 I know, but, honey... 775 00:50:11,317 --> 00:50:13,194 I come from a long line of frontiersmen... 776 00:50:13,236 --> 00:50:16,866 Oh, here it is, dear. Turn here. 777 00:50:16,908 --> 00:50:18,618 I'm not gonna live this way, Hi. 778 00:50:18,661 --> 00:50:20,914 It just ain't family life! 779 00:50:20,956 --> 00:50:23,751 Well, it ain't Ozzie and Harriet. 780 00:50:49,663 --> 00:50:51,165 You two are leaving tomorrow morning. 781 00:50:51,207 --> 00:50:52,542 I got nothing against you personally... 782 00:50:52,584 --> 00:50:54,378 but you're wanted by the authorities... 783 00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:56,923 and you're a bad influence in this household. 784 00:50:58,134 --> 00:50:59,302 Well, ma'am... 785 00:51:01,138 --> 00:51:03,725 we sure didn't mean to influence anybody. 786 00:51:03,767 --> 00:51:06,437 And if we did, we apologize. 787 00:51:06,479 --> 00:51:08,523 I'm going in town tomorrow to see about shots for the baby. 788 00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:11,444 When I come back, you better be gone. 789 00:51:29,679 --> 00:51:32,182 What's he need, his dip- tet? 790 00:51:33,059 --> 00:51:37,732 I'm awful sorry, boys, but...when Ed gets mad... 791 00:51:37,774 --> 00:51:40,569 you know, she gets an idea. 792 00:51:40,611 --> 00:51:43,198 There ain't a thing to apologize for, H.I. 793 00:51:44,158 --> 00:51:46,619 Seems pretty clear what the situation is here. 794 00:51:48,664 --> 00:51:52,502 Yeah. I guess the missis wants us to clear out. 795 00:51:52,545 --> 00:51:56,425 Now, H.I., if you'll pardon me for sayin' so... 796 00:51:57,677 --> 00:52:00,514 I get the feelin' that this here ain't exactly workin' out. 797 00:52:00,556 --> 00:52:02,725 Edwina's generally a real sweetheart. 798 00:52:02,768 --> 00:52:05,855 And as per usual, I wouldn't be surprised... 799 00:52:05,897 --> 00:52:09,694 if the source of the marital friction weren't financial. 800 00:52:10,863 --> 00:52:15,411 As a matter of fact... I did lose my job today. 801 00:52:15,453 --> 00:52:20,168 Oh, Hi, you're young and got your health. 802 00:52:20,209 --> 00:52:21,919 What do you want with a job? 803 00:52:21,962 --> 00:52:24,757 I'd rather light a candle than curse your darkness. 804 00:52:25,842 --> 00:52:27,177 Now, as you know... 805 00:52:27,219 --> 00:52:30,974 Evelle and I never go anywhere without there's a purpose. 806 00:52:32,352 --> 00:52:34,605 And here we are in your little domicile. 807 00:52:37,943 --> 00:52:40,655 We come to invite you in on a little score. 808 00:52:40,697 --> 00:52:42,658 - A bank, H.I. - Come on, now! 809 00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:47,289 I know you're partial to convenience stores... 810 00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:48,707 but damn it, H.I... 811 00:52:50,169 --> 00:52:53,173 the sun don't rise and set on the corner grocery. 812 00:52:53,173 --> 00:52:54,842 It's like Doc Schwartz says. 813 00:52:54,884 --> 00:52:57,345 You got to have a little ambition. 814 00:52:57,387 --> 00:52:59,056 We just watchin' on the news... 815 00:52:59,098 --> 00:53:02,394 how somebody went and snatched one of them Arizona babies. 816 00:53:05,566 --> 00:53:06,817 Oh, for Christ's sakes. 817 00:53:06,859 --> 00:53:09,487 That's somebody who's thinking big. 818 00:53:09,530 --> 00:53:11,991 Here you are sitting on your butt... 819 00:53:12,033 --> 00:53:13,743 playing house with a... 820 00:53:13,786 --> 00:53:15,830 don't get me wrong... with a fine woman... 821 00:53:15,872 --> 00:53:19,961 but a woman who needs a button- down type. 822 00:53:20,003 --> 00:53:21,630 I don't particularly think that's any of your... 823 00:53:21,672 --> 00:53:24,384 Hold on, H.I. Now looky there. 824 00:53:25,386 --> 00:53:27,055 That's a picture of El Dorado. 825 00:53:27,097 --> 00:53:28,557 The locals call it... 826 00:53:28,599 --> 00:53:31,102 the Farmers & Mechanics Bank of La Grange. 827 00:53:31,144 --> 00:53:32,979 Looks like a hayseed bank. 828 00:53:33,022 --> 00:53:34,983 To tell you the truth, it is a hayseed bank... 829 00:53:35,025 --> 00:53:37,194 except the last Friday of every financial quarter... 830 00:53:37,236 --> 00:53:39,864 there's more cash in that bank than flies at a barbecue. 831 00:53:39,907 --> 00:53:41,492 Guess what day it is tomorrow? 832 00:53:41,534 --> 00:53:43,286 When all the hayseeds come in... 833 00:53:43,328 --> 00:53:46,749 and cash their farm subsidies checks. 834 00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:48,711 A- 1 information. 835 00:53:48,753 --> 00:53:51,548 Got it in the joint from Lawrence Spivy... 836 00:53:51,590 --> 00:53:54,051 one of Dick Nixon's Undersecretary of Agriculture. 837 00:53:54,093 --> 00:53:56,221 He's in for soliciting sex from a state trooper. 838 00:53:56,263 --> 00:53:58,766 Ordinarily we don't associate with that type... 839 00:53:58,809 --> 00:54:02,772 but he was trying to make a few brownie points. 840 00:54:02,814 --> 00:54:04,274 Boys, I can't. 841 00:54:04,316 --> 00:54:07,362 We need someone handy with a scatter- gun... 842 00:54:07,404 --> 00:54:10,950 to cover them hayseeds while we get that cash. 843 00:54:10,993 --> 00:54:12,119 You understand, H.I.? 844 00:54:12,161 --> 00:54:14,998 If this works out, it's just the beginning... 845 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,585 of a spree to cover the entire Southwest. 846 00:54:17,627 --> 00:54:20,464 And we keep going until we can retire... 847 00:54:20,506 --> 00:54:22,550 or we get caught. 848 00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,428 Either way, we're fixed for life. 849 00:54:30,604 --> 00:54:32,523 Boys, this is a kind offer, but... 850 00:54:33,775 --> 00:54:36,236 if you're suggesting I just up and leave Ed... 851 00:54:38,282 --> 00:54:40,660 that would be pretty damn cowardly, wouldn't it? 852 00:54:40,702 --> 00:54:43,789 Would it? Think about it, H.I. 853 00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:47,794 Seems to me, sitting here, you ain't doing her any good... 854 00:54:49,631 --> 00:54:51,592 and you ain't bein' true to your own nature. 855 00:55:07,073 --> 00:55:08,658 "My dearest Edwina... 856 00:55:10,703 --> 00:55:13,081 "tonight as you and Nathan slumber... 857 00:55:14,124 --> 00:55:16,085 "my heart is filled with anguish. 858 00:55:17,838 --> 00:55:20,049 "I hope that you will both understand... 859 00:55:20,091 --> 00:55:22,928 "and forgive me for what I have decided I must do. 860 00:55:24,806 --> 00:55:28,269 "By the time you read this, I will be gone. 861 00:55:31,441 --> 00:55:34,570 "I will never be the man that you want me to be... 862 00:55:35,739 --> 00:55:40,746 "the husband and father that you and Nathan deserve. 863 00:55:42,749 --> 00:55:44,543 "Maybe it's my upbringing. 864 00:55:45,836 --> 00:55:48,715 "Maybe it's just that my genes got screwed up. 865 00:55:50,969 --> 00:55:52,179 "I don't know... 866 00:55:54,349 --> 00:55:56,393 "but the events of the last day... 867 00:55:56,435 --> 00:55:59,731 "have showed amply... 868 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:03,653 "that I don't have the strength of character... 869 00:56:03,695 --> 00:56:05,322 "to raise up a family... 870 00:56:06,574 --> 00:56:09,369 "in the manner befitting a responsible adult. 871 00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:15,086 "I say all this to my shame. 872 00:56:19,217 --> 00:56:21,386 "I will love you always... 873 00:56:22,723 --> 00:56:24,141 "truly and deeply... 874 00:56:26,311 --> 00:56:29,607 "but I fear that if I stay... 875 00:56:29,649 --> 00:56:35,198 "I would only bring bad trouble on the heads of you and Nathan Junior." 876 00:56:36,617 --> 00:56:38,953 "I feel the thunder gathering even now. 877 00:56:41,249 --> 00:56:42,417 "If I leave... 878 00:56:43,794 --> 00:56:47,883 "hopefully, it will leave with me. 879 00:56:51,013 --> 00:56:52,306 "I cannot tarry. 880 00:56:54,476 --> 00:56:55,852 "Better I should go... 881 00:56:57,188 --> 00:56:59,190 "send you money... 882 00:56:59,233 --> 00:57:01,235 "and let you curse my name. 883 00:57:03,698 --> 00:57:04,908 "Your loving... 884 00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:11,876 "Herbert." 885 00:58:12,796 --> 00:58:15,257 Mr. Arizona, he just barged in. 886 00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:17,010 Should I call Dwayne? 887 00:58:18,137 --> 00:58:20,932 Hell, no. Why wake the security guard? 888 00:58:21,768 --> 00:58:23,228 I'll take care of this. 889 00:58:37,582 --> 00:58:38,750 You got flies. 890 00:58:39,668 --> 00:58:41,545 I doubt it. 891 00:58:41,546 --> 00:58:43,966 This place is climate- controlled. 892 00:58:44,008 --> 00:58:45,677 All the windows are sealed. 893 00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:49,348 Who the hell are you? 894 00:58:49,390 --> 00:58:50,683 Smalls. 895 00:58:50,726 --> 00:58:52,269 Leonard Smalls. 896 00:58:53,354 --> 00:58:57,067 My friends call me Lenny... but I got no friends. 897 00:58:57,861 --> 00:59:00,406 Oh, stop. You're gonna make me bust out cryin'. 898 00:59:00,448 --> 00:59:04,495 Leonard, you want some furniture or a shit box... 899 00:59:04,537 --> 00:59:06,206 they're out there on the sales floor. 900 00:59:06,248 --> 00:59:07,917 I'm not a customer. 901 00:59:07,959 --> 00:59:09,586 I'm a manhunter. 902 00:59:10,671 --> 00:59:13,383 Now, of course, I do hunt babies on occasion. 903 00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:16,971 I hear you've got one you can't put your hand to. 904 00:59:18,390 --> 00:59:19,725 What do you know about it? 905 00:59:19,767 --> 00:59:22,854 That's my business. I'm a tracker. 906 00:59:22,897 --> 00:59:25,317 Some say part hound dog. 907 00:59:26,735 --> 00:59:30,448 When some dink busts out of the joint, skips bail... 908 00:59:30,491 --> 00:59:32,285 I'm the one they call. 909 00:59:32,327 --> 00:59:34,538 Mister... 910 00:59:34,580 --> 00:59:37,584 I got the cops, state troopers, Federal B.I... 911 00:59:37,626 --> 00:59:39,378 already looking for my boy. 912 00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:41,422 Now, if you got information... 913 00:59:41,465 --> 00:59:43,300 Cops won't find your boy. 914 00:59:44,052 --> 00:59:47,431 A cop couldn't find his butt if he had a bell on it. 915 00:59:47,473 --> 00:59:50,894 You want to find an outlaw, you call an outlaw. 916 00:59:51,729 --> 00:59:54,274 You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop. 917 00:59:56,236 --> 01:00:00,116 Smalls, first off, get your damn feet off my furniture! 918 01:00:00,158 --> 01:00:02,369 Second off, it's widely known... 919 01:00:02,411 --> 01:00:06,166 I posted a twenty- five- grand reward for my boy. 920 01:00:06,208 --> 01:00:09,170 Now, if you can find him, claim it. 921 01:00:09,964 --> 01:00:13,176 Short of that... what have we got to talk about? 922 01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:17,516 Price...fair price. 923 01:00:19,102 --> 01:00:23,775 It's not what you say it is. It's what the market will bear. 924 01:00:23,817 --> 01:00:25,360 Simple economics. 925 01:00:26,154 --> 01:00:28,365 Other people... and mind you, I know them... 926 01:00:28,407 --> 01:00:33,831 that'll pay more than $25,000 for a healthy baby. 927 01:00:35,041 --> 01:00:36,668 What are you after? 928 01:00:36,710 --> 01:00:38,587 Give you an idea. 929 01:00:38,630 --> 01:00:44,054 Why, as a pup, I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market... 930 01:00:44,054 --> 01:00:45,931 them was 1954 dollars. 931 01:00:46,808 --> 01:00:51,022 Now, for fifty grand, I'll track him. 932 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,317 I'll find him. 933 01:00:58,074 --> 01:00:59,826 Them people that took him... 934 01:00:59,869 --> 01:01:01,746 I'll kick their butts. 935 01:01:02,956 --> 01:01:04,708 No extra charge. 936 01:01:06,086 --> 01:01:07,921 And if I don't pay? 937 01:01:07,963 --> 01:01:10,633 I'll get the boy, regardless... 938 01:01:12,345 --> 01:01:14,514 but if you don't pay... 939 01:01:14,556 --> 01:01:16,684 the market will. 940 01:01:16,726 --> 01:01:18,353 You want to know what I think? 941 01:01:19,897 --> 01:01:22,233 I think you're an evil man. 942 01:01:23,778 --> 01:01:26,448 I think this is nothing but a goddamn screw job. 943 01:01:26,490 --> 01:01:28,659 I think it's a shakedown. 944 01:01:28,701 --> 01:01:31,413 I think you're the one that took Nathan Junior... 945 01:01:31,455 --> 01:01:34,793 and you're the one that's gonna get his butt kicked. 946 01:01:34,793 --> 01:01:37,296 I'm gonna phone the cops right now. 947 01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,430 Up and at 'em ! 948 01:01:43,472 --> 01:01:45,433 Today's the first day of the rest of your life. 949 01:01:45,475 --> 01:01:46,810 Already you're messing it up. 950 01:01:46,852 --> 01:01:49,564 Missis gonna be back from town soon. 951 01:01:49,606 --> 01:01:51,275 Where's the baby? 952 01:01:51,317 --> 01:01:52,944 In the bedroom in his crib. 953 01:01:52,986 --> 01:01:55,030 He's sawin' toothpicks. He'll be fine. 954 01:02:00,413 --> 01:02:01,956 You expecting anyone? 955 01:02:01,999 --> 01:02:03,375 No. 956 01:02:08,926 --> 01:02:10,720 You two stay out of sight. 957 01:02:15,018 --> 01:02:16,937 Mornin', Glen. 958 01:02:16,979 --> 01:02:19,816 I ain't comin' in. I'll just keep my distance. 959 01:02:19,858 --> 01:02:22,278 I didn't invite you in, Glen. 960 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:23,613 Don't even bother. 961 01:02:23,655 --> 01:02:26,158 First off, you're fired. And that's official. 962 01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,912 I kind of figured that, Glen. 963 01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:31,624 That ain't the reason I come out here. 964 01:02:31,666 --> 01:02:35,004 No. You're in a whole shitload of trouble! 965 01:02:35,046 --> 01:02:37,507 Why don't you just calm down? 966 01:02:37,550 --> 01:02:39,678 Why don't you just make me? 967 01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:42,223 You know that little baby you got? 968 01:02:42,265 --> 01:02:44,351 I know what his real name is. 969 01:02:44,393 --> 01:02:46,521 Keep your voice down, Glen. 970 01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:49,942 I'll pitch my voice wherever I please! 971 01:02:49,984 --> 01:02:53,405 His name ain't Hi Junior or Ed Junior... 972 01:02:53,447 --> 01:02:55,241 but it's Junior, all right! 973 01:02:55,283 --> 01:02:57,494 It's Nathan Junior! 974 01:02:57,537 --> 01:02:59,498 Stay away from me, McDunnough! 975 01:02:59,539 --> 01:03:02,626 Yeah, you're an awful big man... 976 01:03:02,669 --> 01:03:05,464 when you got something to clobber a guy with. 977 01:03:06,883 --> 01:03:08,385 I ain't a big man. 978 01:03:08,427 --> 01:03:09,553 That's right. 979 01:03:09,596 --> 01:03:12,224 And now, you're at my mercy. 980 01:03:14,352 --> 01:03:16,563 I'm your worst nightmare. 981 01:03:16,606 --> 01:03:18,233 I was just gonna turn you in for the reward... 982 01:03:18,275 --> 01:03:20,152 but Dot wants something to cuddle. 983 01:03:20,194 --> 01:03:25,451 So we'll call the baby Glen Junior from now on. 984 01:03:25,493 --> 01:03:27,954 I'll give you a day to break the news to Ed. 985 01:03:32,003 --> 01:03:34,840 Dot will be around tomorrow to pick him up. 986 01:03:36,467 --> 01:03:39,304 Either that, or you go to jail. 987 01:03:40,807 --> 01:03:42,768 Say, that reminds me. 988 01:03:42,810 --> 01:03:45,856 You'll be getting a doctor bill in the mail in a few days. 989 01:03:45,897 --> 01:03:48,108 I recommend you pay it! 990 01:04:10,140 --> 01:04:11,266 What's going on here? 991 01:04:11,309 --> 01:04:13,019 You know what's going on. It's just business. 992 01:04:13,061 --> 01:04:14,813 This can go hard or easy, H.I. 993 01:05:11,102 --> 01:05:12,270 My sweet Lord! 994 01:05:29,462 --> 01:05:30,588 Come on. 995 01:06:16,696 --> 01:06:19,616 996 01:06:19,659 --> 01:06:21,494 997 01:06:21,536 --> 01:06:23,580 998 01:06:23,623 --> 01:06:24,833 999 01:06:24,875 --> 01:06:26,001 Good! 1000 01:06:26,043 --> 01:06:28,713 Honey, there ain't a thing to be worried about. 1001 01:06:28,755 --> 01:06:31,008 We're absolutely gonna get him back. 1002 01:06:31,050 --> 01:06:32,927 We'll get him back. That's all there is to it. 1003 01:06:32,969 --> 01:06:36,348 I'm gonna be a better person from here on out. 1004 01:06:36,391 --> 01:06:38,435 That's final. That's absolutely the way it's gonna be. 1005 01:06:38,477 --> 01:06:40,062 That's official. You were right, I was wrong. 1006 01:06:40,105 --> 01:06:41,690 A blind man could tell you that. 1007 01:06:41,732 --> 01:06:42,900 They ain't gonna hurt him. 1008 01:06:42,942 --> 01:06:44,277 They're just in it for the score. 1009 01:06:44,277 --> 01:06:47,197 I ain't like that no more. I'm a changed man. 1010 01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:50,119 We got a family. I'm gonna start acting responsibly. 1011 01:06:50,161 --> 01:06:52,122 So let's go, honey. 1012 01:06:52,164 --> 01:06:54,166 Let's go get Nathan Junior! 1013 01:06:54,208 --> 01:06:55,960 All have chicken and dumplings 1014 01:06:56,002 --> 01:06:58,463 Yeah, we'll all have chicken and dumplings 1015 01:06:58,506 --> 01:06:59,632 When she comes 1016 01:07:03,471 --> 01:07:05,682 I lo- o- ove to drive. 1017 01:07:05,725 --> 01:07:08,145 Boy, you sure said something there, partner. 1018 01:07:08,145 --> 01:07:09,939 Yes, sir. 1019 01:07:09,981 --> 01:07:13,444 I figure between the ransom and this bank... 1020 01:07:14,946 --> 01:07:18,117 you and I will be sitting in the fabled catbird seat. 1021 01:07:20,496 --> 01:07:22,957 Gale...um... 1022 01:07:24,126 --> 01:07:27,213 Junior just had a...a...an accident. 1023 01:07:27,255 --> 01:07:29,132 What's that, partner? 1024 01:07:29,175 --> 01:07:31,052 He had himself a little old accident. 1025 01:07:31,094 --> 01:07:33,013 What do you mean? He looks OK. 1026 01:07:33,055 --> 01:07:35,516 No. See, moving, though we are... 1027 01:07:35,559 --> 01:07:37,979 he went and had himself a little old rest stop. 1028 01:07:41,275 --> 01:07:42,693 Well, that's natural. 1029 01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:47,492 Gale? 1030 01:07:47,534 --> 01:07:48,827 What now, little brother? 1031 01:07:51,039 --> 01:07:52,541 He smiled at me. 1032 01:07:56,464 --> 01:08:00,594 You smiled at me, you. Come here. Yeah. 1033 01:08:03,641 --> 01:08:06,102 You know how to put these on? 1034 01:08:06,144 --> 01:08:09,064 Around the butt and up over the groin area. 1035 01:08:09,107 --> 01:08:11,443 I know where they go, old- timer. 1036 01:08:11,485 --> 01:08:14,531 I just want to know whether I need to use pins or fasteners. 1037 01:08:14,573 --> 01:08:18,703 No. They got those tapettes already on there. 1038 01:08:18,746 --> 01:08:21,291 It's self- contained and fairly explanatory. 1039 01:08:25,464 --> 01:08:26,590 Balloons! 1040 01:08:26,632 --> 01:08:28,885 These blow up into funny shapes? 1041 01:08:28,927 --> 01:08:31,096 Well, no, unless round is funny. 1042 01:08:31,138 --> 01:08:32,848 I'll take those, too. 1043 01:08:35,770 --> 01:08:37,647 All right, now! 1044 01:08:37,689 --> 01:08:40,484 Now, you just lie down back there, old- timer. 1045 01:08:40,527 --> 01:08:42,029 Yes, sir! 1046 01:08:42,071 --> 01:08:46,744 I want you to count up to eight hundred twenty- five... 1047 01:08:46,786 --> 01:08:48,246 then on back down to zero. 1048 01:08:48,288 --> 01:08:49,456 OK, then. 1049 01:08:49,498 --> 01:08:51,709 I'm comin' back in five... 1050 01:08:51,751 --> 01:08:53,837 and check to see that you ain't cheatin'. 1051 01:08:53,879 --> 01:08:56,257 Open the door! 1052 01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:58,510 He's real cheerful once he warms up to you. 1053 01:08:58,552 --> 01:09:01,639 I don't know how high this one can count. 1054 01:09:01,682 --> 01:09:03,142 Six Mississippi... 1055 01:09:03,184 --> 01:09:04,644 seven Mississippi... 1056 01:09:04,645 --> 01:09:06,272 eight Mississippi... 1057 01:09:06,314 --> 01:09:07,482 nine Mississippi... 1058 01:09:07,524 --> 01:09:10,486 Got some baby grub, baby wipes. 1059 01:09:10,528 --> 01:09:12,822 Got them diapers, them disposable kind. 1060 01:09:12,865 --> 01:09:14,241 I got me a packet of balloons. 1061 01:09:14,283 --> 01:09:16,160 They blow up into funny shapes? 1062 01:09:16,203 --> 01:09:17,830 No. Just circular. 1063 01:09:17,872 --> 01:09:20,375 Say...where's Junior? 1064 01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:23,463 - Didn't you put him in? - I thought... 1065 01:09:25,967 --> 01:09:27,218 Where did we leave him? 1066 01:09:45,244 --> 01:09:46,454 No! 1067 01:10:07,109 --> 01:10:09,070 - My baby! - Aah! 1068 01:10:10,739 --> 01:10:13,701 Eight hundred one Mississippi. 1069 01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:15,704 Eight hundred Mississippi... 1070 01:10:22,172 --> 01:10:24,550 - Aah! - Junior! 1071 01:10:26,219 --> 01:10:29,932 - Aah! Aah! - We're on the way! 1072 01:10:29,975 --> 01:10:32,103 Seven hundred and ninety- one... 1073 01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:34,147 Aw, bullshit! 1074 01:10:40,615 --> 01:10:43,368 Seven hundred and ninety- aught Mississippi... 1075 01:10:48,209 --> 01:10:50,462 Seven hundred eighty- seven Mississippi... 1076 01:10:50,504 --> 01:10:54,467 Oh, baby! Oh, baby. 1077 01:10:54,510 --> 01:10:56,512 Seven hundred eighty- five Mississippi... 1078 01:10:56,554 --> 01:11:00,559 Promise we ain't never gonna leave him, Gale. 1079 01:11:00,602 --> 01:11:04,232 We ain't never gonna give him up again, Evelle. 1080 01:11:04,274 --> 01:11:06,109 He's our little Gale Junior now. 1081 01:11:20,714 --> 01:11:21,882 Ed... 1082 01:11:25,346 --> 01:11:27,724 I realize... 1083 01:11:27,766 --> 01:11:32,272 I can't be much of a comfort to you now... 1084 01:11:34,525 --> 01:11:36,653 but let me just say this. 1085 01:11:38,573 --> 01:11:40,367 You'll feel a whole lot better... 1086 01:11:40,409 --> 01:11:42,870 - I don't want to feel better. - Honey. 1087 01:11:42,912 --> 01:11:45,665 I don't care about myself anymore. 1088 01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:47,460 I don't care about us anymore. 1089 01:11:48,963 --> 01:11:50,924 I just want Nathan Junior back safe. 1090 01:11:50,965 --> 01:11:52,133 I know that. 1091 01:11:52,176 --> 01:11:55,305 If we don't get him back, I don't want to go on living. 1092 01:11:55,347 --> 01:12:00,562 Even if we do get him back, I don't want to live with you. 1093 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:12,162 I...I guess I still love you, Hi. 1094 01:12:12,997 --> 01:12:15,917 I...I know I do. 1095 01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:17,503 I ain't even blamin' you. 1096 01:12:17,545 --> 01:12:21,759 The whole thing was crazy, and the whole thing was my idea. 1097 01:12:21,801 --> 01:12:24,847 Factually, I bear a large percentage... 1098 01:12:24,889 --> 01:12:26,057 Let me finish. 1099 01:12:27,351 --> 01:12:29,437 Ever since those jailbirds took Nathan... 1100 01:12:29,479 --> 01:12:33,109 I been doin' some thinkin', and I ain't too proud of myself. 1101 01:12:33,151 --> 01:12:38,491 Even if Mrs. Arizona had more than she could handle... 1102 01:12:38,533 --> 01:12:44,249 I was a police officer sworn to uphold the Constitution of the United States. 1103 01:12:44,292 --> 01:12:46,420 You resigned before we ever... 1104 01:12:46,461 --> 01:12:48,547 That ain't the point, Hi. 1105 01:12:48,589 --> 01:12:50,383 We don't deserve Nathan Junior... 1106 01:12:50,425 --> 01:12:52,594 any more than those jailbirds do. 1107 01:12:53,972 --> 01:12:57,268 If I'm as selfish and irresponsible as you... 1108 01:12:57,310 --> 01:12:58,645 You're not that bad. 1109 01:12:58,687 --> 01:13:01,649 If I'm as bad as you, what good are we to each other? 1110 01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:06,865 You and me's just a fool's paradise. 1111 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:43,165 1112 01:13:56,395 --> 01:13:58,189 - There she is. - Yep. 1113 01:13:59,065 --> 01:14:01,610 Well, let's do her. 1114 01:14:02,403 --> 01:14:04,531 What are we gonna do with Gale Junior? 1115 01:14:04,573 --> 01:14:05,824 He stays here. 1116 01:14:05,867 --> 01:14:07,494 Are you crazy? 1117 01:14:07,536 --> 01:14:10,123 Suppose we go in there and get ourselves killed? 1118 01:14:10,164 --> 01:14:12,292 It would be hours before he gets discovered. 1119 01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:16,673 All right, you hayseeds, it's a stickup! 1120 01:14:17,258 --> 01:14:18,885 Everybody freeze. 1121 01:14:18,927 --> 01:14:20,637 Everybody down on the ground. 1122 01:14:26,605 --> 01:14:28,816 Well, which is it, young feller? 1123 01:14:28,858 --> 01:14:31,653 You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 1124 01:14:31,695 --> 01:14:36,410 I mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. 1125 01:14:36,452 --> 01:14:39,080 If'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. 1126 01:14:39,122 --> 01:14:41,750 - Shut up! - OK, then. 1127 01:14:41,793 --> 01:14:43,879 Everybody down on the ground! 1128 01:14:43,921 --> 01:14:46,215 Forget that part about freezing, now. 1129 01:14:46,258 --> 01:14:49,804 - Till they get down there. - Y'all hear that, don't you? 1130 01:14:49,846 --> 01:14:51,932 Want to fill this up, partner? 1131 01:14:51,974 --> 01:14:54,394 We gotta...Shit! 1132 01:14:54,436 --> 01:14:56,105 Where'd all the tellers go? 1133 01:14:56,147 --> 01:14:57,690 Down here, sir. 1134 01:14:57,732 --> 01:15:00,778 They're on the ground like you commanded, Gale. 1135 01:15:01,822 --> 01:15:04,116 I told you not to use my damn name. 1136 01:15:04,158 --> 01:15:06,536 Can't you try to keep from forgetting that? 1137 01:15:09,457 --> 01:15:11,292 Not even your code name? 1138 01:15:12,962 --> 01:15:15,590 Oh, yeah, yeah. My code name. 1139 01:15:15,633 --> 01:15:18,762 Y'all hear that? We're using code names. 1140 01:15:18,804 --> 01:15:22,058 We're just about ready to begin the robbery proper! 1141 01:15:27,525 --> 01:15:30,070 Hurry up, you dang hayseed! 1142 01:15:30,112 --> 01:15:33,783 All right. Now, y'all know how this here works. 1143 01:15:33,826 --> 01:15:36,830 And that hayseed over there with the red hat... 1144 01:15:36,872 --> 01:15:38,457 he's the monitor. 1145 01:15:38,499 --> 01:15:39,834 OK, you betcha. 1146 01:15:42,213 --> 01:15:45,509 I want you to stay flat for ten full minutes! 1147 01:15:45,551 --> 01:15:48,263 We might just come back in five to check. 1148 01:15:48,305 --> 01:15:50,808 That's for us to know, and y'all to find out. 1149 01:15:50,850 --> 01:15:53,395 Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat. 1150 01:16:05,746 --> 01:16:08,458 That old- timer threw off my concentration... 1151 01:16:09,209 --> 01:16:11,044 otherwise, it would've gone smoother. 1152 01:16:11,087 --> 01:16:12,797 Shoot, Gale, we done good. 1153 01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:15,510 This ought to split up nice three ways. 1154 01:16:19,641 --> 01:16:22,228 God damn it! You never leave a man behind! 1155 01:16:47,431 --> 01:16:49,100 - Where's the baby? - Where's the baby? 1156 01:16:49,142 --> 01:16:52,563 God damn it! Ain't we got enough to contend with? 1157 01:16:52,605 --> 01:16:54,566 I don't know, ma'am. 1158 01:16:54,608 --> 01:16:57,487 You never leave a man behind! 1159 01:16:57,487 --> 01:17:01,117 Miz McDunnough, I'm worried sick about him! 1160 01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:04,121 Hold on, H.I. Don't be such a hothead! 1161 01:17:04,163 --> 01:17:05,456 H.I.! 1162 01:17:05,498 --> 01:17:07,834 Miz McDunnough! 1163 01:17:07,877 --> 01:17:10,505 - Let us come with you! - Please! 1164 01:17:10,547 --> 01:17:12,508 It's our baby, too! 1165 01:17:41,383 --> 01:17:43,427 What is he? 1166 01:17:43,469 --> 01:17:45,597 Do you see him, too? 1167 01:19:04,961 --> 01:19:06,171 Give me that baby! 1168 01:19:07,673 --> 01:19:09,258 I want that baby! 1169 01:19:12,346 --> 01:19:14,974 Give me that baby, you warthog from hell! 1170 01:19:36,839 --> 01:19:39,467 Just lay down on the floor, young missy. 1171 01:19:59,872 --> 01:20:01,123 Run along, now, honey. 1172 01:20:01,166 --> 01:20:02,334 But, Hi... 1173 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:06,632 Just run along, now. Whoa! 1174 01:22:06,428 --> 01:22:07,971 I'm sorry. 1175 01:23:06,472 --> 01:23:08,600 What the hell's goin' on? 1176 01:23:09,894 --> 01:23:11,479 Get away from there! 1177 01:23:28,712 --> 01:23:30,339 [Whispers] Let's go. 1178 01:23:30,382 --> 01:23:32,843 Wait a minute. 1179 01:23:32,885 --> 01:23:34,554 I ain't through with you. 1180 01:23:35,556 --> 01:23:38,268 What are you doing creeping around here in the dark? 1181 01:23:38,310 --> 01:23:39,436 You in with Smalls? 1182 01:23:39,478 --> 01:23:41,105 Excuse me? 1183 01:23:41,147 --> 01:23:43,525 Leonard Smalls. Big fella. 1184 01:23:43,567 --> 01:23:45,236 Rides a Harley. 1185 01:23:45,278 --> 01:23:46,780 Dresses like a rock star. 1186 01:23:48,825 --> 01:23:52,371 No, sir. That's who we saved him from. 1187 01:23:53,414 --> 01:23:54,707 It's a long story. 1188 01:23:54,750 --> 01:23:56,711 Suppose you tell it. 1189 01:23:56,753 --> 01:24:00,633 Well, sir, in a reward situation... 1190 01:24:00,675 --> 01:24:02,844 they usually say no questions asked. 1191 01:24:04,180 --> 01:24:06,725 Oh...do they? 1192 01:24:06,767 --> 01:24:07,935 Yeah. 1193 01:24:14,862 --> 01:24:16,864 all right, boy. 1194 01:24:19,034 --> 01:24:21,412 I guess you got a reward coming. 1195 01:24:23,124 --> 01:24:25,126 Twenty- five thousand dollars... 1196 01:24:26,211 --> 01:24:30,133 or...if you need home furnishings... 1197 01:24:30,134 --> 01:24:32,637 I can give you a line of credit at any of my stores. 1198 01:24:32,679 --> 01:24:35,725 That's the way I'd rather handle it. Tax reasons. 1199 01:24:35,767 --> 01:24:37,936 We don't want no reward. 1200 01:24:37,978 --> 01:24:39,772 We didn't bring him back for money. 1201 01:24:39,814 --> 01:24:41,399 We could work it that way, too. 1202 01:24:42,651 --> 01:24:46,531 Could I just look at him a little bit more? 1203 01:24:48,201 --> 01:24:49,744 Be my guest, little lady. 1204 01:24:53,333 --> 01:24:54,459 But, uh... 1205 01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:59,049 would...would you mind telling me exactly how you... 1206 01:25:07,687 --> 01:25:10,482 You took him...didn't you? 1207 01:25:11,526 --> 01:25:13,153 Wasn't that biker at all. 1208 01:25:13,195 --> 01:25:15,072 I took him, sir. 1209 01:25:15,115 --> 01:25:17,618 My wife had nothing to do with it. 1210 01:25:17,660 --> 01:25:19,412 I crept in yon window... 1211 01:25:19,454 --> 01:25:20,997 We both did it. 1212 01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:23,209 We didn't want to hurt him any. 1213 01:25:23,251 --> 01:25:24,711 I just wanted to be a mama. 1214 01:25:24,712 --> 01:25:27,549 It wasn't for money or nothing. 1215 01:25:27,591 --> 01:25:31,012 We just figured you had more than you could handle, babywise. 1216 01:25:31,054 --> 01:25:33,766 But I committed the actual crime... 1217 01:25:33,808 --> 01:25:35,769 so if you need to call the authorities... 1218 01:25:35,811 --> 01:25:38,314 Shut up, boy. Nobody's calling the authorities... 1219 01:25:38,356 --> 01:25:39,440 since there's no harm done. 1220 01:25:39,483 --> 01:25:40,609 Thank you, sir. 1221 01:25:40,651 --> 01:25:43,989 Bullshit. Just tell me why you did it. 1222 01:25:47,411 --> 01:25:48,621 We... 1223 01:25:50,498 --> 01:25:52,208 can't have one of our own. 1224 01:25:59,177 --> 01:26:04,142 look, if you can't have kids, you just got to keep trying... 1225 01:26:04,185 --> 01:26:07,105 and hope medical science catches up with you... 1226 01:26:07,105 --> 01:26:08,815 like Florence and me. 1227 01:26:09,985 --> 01:26:11,612 Caught up with a vengeance. 1228 01:26:12,947 --> 01:26:16,744 But, hell, even if it never does for you... 1229 01:26:16,786 --> 01:26:19,373 you still got each other. 1230 01:26:20,374 --> 01:26:24,588 Sir...those are kind words, but... 1231 01:26:24,631 --> 01:26:28,887 I think the wife and I are splitting up. 1232 01:26:28,928 --> 01:26:31,473 Her point is that we're both kind of... 1233 01:26:32,308 --> 01:26:34,394 selfish and unrealistic... 1234 01:26:34,436 --> 01:26:37,315 so we ain't too good for each other. 1235 01:26:38,025 --> 01:26:41,905 Well, ma'am, I don't know much... 1236 01:26:41,947 --> 01:26:43,616 but I do know human beings. 1237 01:26:45,118 --> 01:26:47,120 You brought back my boy... 1238 01:26:47,163 --> 01:26:51,001 so...you must have your good points, too. 1239 01:26:54,715 --> 01:26:57,302 Sure hate to think of Florence leaving me. 1240 01:26:59,138 --> 01:27:03,310 I...do...love her so. 1241 01:27:12,741 --> 01:27:15,995 You can go out the way you came in... 1242 01:27:16,037 --> 01:27:19,792 and before you go off and do another foolish thing... 1243 01:27:19,834 --> 01:27:22,087 like bustin' up... 1244 01:27:22,129 --> 01:27:24,590 I suggest you sleep on it... 1245 01:27:25,968 --> 01:27:27,511 at least one night. 1246 01:27:30,099 --> 01:27:32,852 That night I had a dream. 1247 01:27:33,729 --> 01:27:36,399 I dreamt I was as light as the ether... 1248 01:27:37,860 --> 01:27:41,114 a floating spirit visiting things to come. 1249 01:27:42,742 --> 01:27:46,038 The shades and shadows of the people in my life... 1250 01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:48,500 rassled their way into my slumber. 1251 01:27:50,461 --> 01:27:54,508 I dreamt that Gale and Evelle had decided to return to prison. 1252 01:27:54,551 --> 01:27:56,887 Probably that's just as well. 1253 01:27:56,929 --> 01:27:58,681 I don't mean to sound superior... 1254 01:27:58,723 --> 01:28:01,769 and they're a swell couple guys... 1255 01:28:02,646 --> 01:28:06,151 but maybe they weren't ready yet to come out into the world. 1256 01:28:08,487 --> 01:28:11,032 And then I dreamed on... 1257 01:28:11,074 --> 01:28:12,784 into the future... 1258 01:28:13,745 --> 01:28:16,707 to a Christmas morn in the Arizona home... 1259 01:28:17,584 --> 01:28:20,171 where Nathan Junior was opening a present... 1260 01:28:20,212 --> 01:28:22,214 from a kindly couple... 1261 01:28:22,299 --> 01:28:24,510 who preferred to remain unknown. 1262 01:28:26,889 --> 01:28:29,893 I saw Glen a few years later... 1263 01:28:29,976 --> 01:28:32,729 still having no luck getting the cops to listen... 1264 01:28:32,772 --> 01:28:35,442 to his wild tales about me and Ed. 1265 01:28:37,529 --> 01:28:40,700 Maybe he threw in one Polack joke too many. 1266 01:28:41,493 --> 01:28:43,287 I don't know. 1267 01:28:45,123 --> 01:28:47,584 And still I dreamed on... 1268 01:28:48,378 --> 01:28:52,634 further into the future than I'd ever dreamed before... 1269 01:28:53,802 --> 01:28:56,973 watching Nathan Junior's progress from afar... 1270 01:28:58,016 --> 01:29:01,771 taking pride in his accomplishments... 1271 01:29:01,813 --> 01:29:03,440 as if he were our own... 1272 01:29:04,484 --> 01:29:07,989 wondering if he ever thought of us... 1273 01:29:08,782 --> 01:29:12,620 and hoping maybe we'd broadened his horizons a little... 1274 01:29:13,497 --> 01:29:16,835 even if he couldn't remember just how they got broadened. 1275 01:29:19,255 --> 01:29:22,760 But still I hadn't dreamt nothing about me and Ed... 1276 01:29:23,887 --> 01:29:25,305 until the end. 1277 01:29:26,766 --> 01:29:28,476 And this was cloudier... 1278 01:29:29,311 --> 01:29:33,525 'cause it was years... years away... 1279 01:29:35,612 --> 01:29:39,367 but I saw an old couple being visited by their children... 1280 01:29:40,243 --> 01:29:42,412 and all their grandchildren, too. 1281 01:29:43,915 --> 01:29:46,376 The old couple wasn't screwed up... 1282 01:29:47,420 --> 01:29:51,008 and neither were their kids or their grandkids. 1283 01:29:51,050 --> 01:29:52,677 Dad. 1284 01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:56,767 And I don't know. You tell me. 1285 01:29:57,601 --> 01:29:59,144 This whole dream... 1286 01:30:00,689 --> 01:30:02,483 was it wishful thinking? 1287 01:30:03,652 --> 01:30:09,201 Was I just fleeing reality like I know I'm liable to do? 1288 01:30:10,328 --> 01:30:11,663 But me and Ed... 1289 01:30:13,541 --> 01:30:15,210 we can be good, too. 1290 01:30:16,545 --> 01:30:18,255 And it seemed real. 1291 01:30:20,008 --> 01:30:21,927 It seemed like us... 1292 01:30:22,679 --> 01:30:24,139 and it seemed like... 1293 01:30:26,935 --> 01:30:28,270 our home. 1294 01:30:30,148 --> 01:30:34,988 If not Arizona, then a land not too far away... 1295 01:30:36,407 --> 01:30:40,537 where all parents are strong and wise and capable... 1296 01:30:41,581 --> 01:30:44,460 and all children are happy and beloved. 1297 01:30:46,713 --> 01:30:47,923 I don't know. 1298 01:30:50,594 --> 01:30:52,263 Maybe it was Utah. 1299 01:33:34,784 --> 01:33:42,784 [ © anoXmous https://thepiratebay.se/user/Zen_Bud/]93931

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