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Jonathan Walsh is an alien!
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Walsh wants to meet.
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I'm just gonna tell Ozzie everything.
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You promised to come alone.
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You're the reason I've got an
FBI agent following me around.
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We need to distract Alex
so I can sneak out.
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- Where's Ozzie?
- You compromised
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a criminal investigation,
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and you made me look like an idiot.
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- Terminate Walsh.
- I'll take care of the traitor.
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Get some sleep. Big day tomorrow.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Look what I got.
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- Doughnut?
- Ooh.
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Ahh.
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The smell of computers. I missed that.
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Hey, have at it, okay?
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Oh, uh,
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why are you in my office?
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Are you my new secretary?
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- This is my office.
- Uh, no. It's not.
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It's my office.
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It says so, right here on the door.
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Fired?!
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How is this the first
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I'm hearing of this?!
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Uh, we sent you an e-mail.
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I-I don't know if you know this,
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but you are firing a man
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whose girlfriend blew
up in front of him.
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I'm sorry, it's just not a good fit.
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I know what this is about.
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This is because I believe in aliens.
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This is discrimination!
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Nope. No. No, we made it
very clear in our e-mail,
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which was cc'd to HR and our legal team.
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This is only about your
negligence and incompetence.
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You took a week off
without telling anyone.
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Are you telling me that I'm
worse at my job than Karen,
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who can't open an attachment?
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Or Tom,
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who's an actual Reptilian?
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Waaaalsh!
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Oh, Jesus!
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How many guns does this woman own?
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Oh, My God.
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Did anyone follow you?
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Jesus, Jonathan. You look like shit.
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Yeah, yeah. Did anyone follow you?
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I told you, I lost Agent Foster.
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No. Someone else is after me.
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Wow. Somebody's paranoid.
Not everyone is after you.
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I didn't say everyone. I said someone.
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I'm sorry if I'm a little nervous.
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You're nervous? I'm the one in
a creepy cabin in the woods
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with a known fugitive.
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But, yes. I came alone, all right?
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Even though the group didn't want me to.
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Hell, Yvonne even put a gun
in this box of chocolates.
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Relax. I left it in the car.
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I gave them the best years of my life,
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and they kicked me to the
curb like I was nothing.
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You guys, Ozzie just texted me!
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- He's okay.
- Oh,
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and he's made contact with Walsh!
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Yeah, we know. We're in a group text.
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Walsh. This is all his fault.
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I mean, he took away
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the two most important
things in my life...
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Nancy and my job.
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And now he's interrupting my therapy.
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Richard, I understand why you
blame him for everything.
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But I think it would be helpful for you
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to take your hatred and
transform it into action.
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You mean "revenge"?
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Uh, well, to me,
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- the best revenge is a life well lived.
- No, don't do that.
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Let's brainstorm a little bit on that.
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How about taking a kickboxing class?
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- No.
- Or adopt a foster animal.
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- Bleh!
- Or you go see a cathartic dance show.
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Tomorrow night. 8:00 p.m.
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$5. Everybody should go.
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Performed... It's gonna
be performed by me.
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Yeah, something like that.
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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But I-I don't see how
that gets my job back.
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How about this... What if you were to...
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put some of your grievances into writing
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- and mail them...
- To the Department of Labor?
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I was gonna say to yourself.
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Sometimes a little self-reflection
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can be very, very healing.
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No. Writing to yourself
is what crazy people do.
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"Many U.S. Presidents are considered"
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to have been Reptilian.
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"Most people don't realize
that Taft had a tail."
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I'm guessing he didn't.
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- Agent Foster.
- Tell me you got Walsh.
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I-I almost basically do, sir.
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There's a lot of qualifiers
in that sentence.
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Do we need to send somebody else?
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No, no, no. No. I've got...
I've got a plan.
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- I promise I'll get him.
- Okay. You've got 24 hours.
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I'll do it in 23, sir.
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23, then.
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23 hours? Idiot.
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Why'd you say that?
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Once that's in place, my
boss will open his computer.
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It will send a virus to
everyone in the company.
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Okay, I'm sorry. Is Richard
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just gonna hog the entire session?!
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I am sorry, but I was fired!
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And if I can't workshop
my plan for revenge here,
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- then where can I do it?
- Oh, hello, Agent Foster.
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Hey, guys.
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I'm sure you're all pretty
surprised to see me here
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after last night's karaoke fiasco.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
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seeing you in that much pain
genuinely ruined my birthday.
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Yeah, well, you all
betrayed an orphan's trust.
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But I want you to know, it's
water under the bridge.
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Because I now realize why you did it.
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You do?
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You guys need answers from Walsh.
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And what's more, I realize
that Richard was right.
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Richard was right? About what?
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I've been right. What...
What was I right about?
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- That Walsh is a Reptilian.
- Mm-hmm.
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I've been doing a lot of research,
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and I'm sure I don't need
to tell Richard this,
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but he does fit the profile...
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Manipulative, emotionless,
sociopathic...
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Duplicitous, ego-driven. A life-ruiner.
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Yes, exactly.
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And it seems like sending
Ozzie off alone to find him
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was pretty foolish, guys.
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Dangerous, even.
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That's what I told them.
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I'd like to send him some backup.
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Do you guys know where he is?
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Hang on a sec.
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Just a few days ago, you
were rolling your eyes
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at my awesome alien experience.
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Now you're dropping mad
Reptilian knowledge?
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I'm honestly worried about Ozzie.
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And I'm starting to
feel like Richard and I
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are the only ones who actually
care about protecting him.
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That, and making sure Walsh
pays for his alien crimes.
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But if you don't know where he is,
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then I guess you don't know where he is.
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I don't know where he is, so, we...
we... You don't know.
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- No.
- We don't. Sorry. Can't help you.
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Well, then I guess Walsh wins.
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Come on, Richard.
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Hey, hey. No, no. A-Agent Foster!
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Stop, stop, stop. Stop.
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I think I know where Ozzie is.
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You do? Get in.
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I bet you have a lot of questions.
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Yeah, but one is more
pressing than the others.
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I guess I'll just ask.
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Was Richard correct about you?
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- A-Are you a...
- A billionaire?
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Philanthropist? Pisces?
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Yes, to all three.
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No. I know you're a jerk.
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Look, are you...
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Yes?
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...Reptilian?
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Oh, yes. I'm also that.
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You don't look it.
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Well, that's on purpose.
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Yeah, you're gonna need to show me.
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But if I show you what I really am,
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that's all you'll ever see me as.
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Maybe. But I need to see. I need proof.
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Okay, all right.
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We come in peace.
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Hey, I'm Snake Man.
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Are you a lizard, or are you a man?
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I like to think I'best of both worlds.
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Holy shit!
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Great news, sir.
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I found a courageous informant
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who's leading me straight to Walsh.
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Excellent work, Agent Foster.
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I look forward to seeing
Jonathan Walsh in cuffs
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in 20 hours.
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Yes, that's right, sir.
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Oh, the informant?
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He is a brave American.
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You know, courageous doesn't
even begin to describe this man.
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We're gonna bring down the
Reptilian agenda, sir!
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Medal of Honor?
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I will tell him.
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- Did you hear that?
- Yes, I did.
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"Richard Eugene Clancy Schultz.
American Hero."
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God, that has a nice ring to it.
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Mm-hmm.
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She found Walsh.
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I'm sending you her
GPS tracker info now.
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Aah! Daah!
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- Are you okay, dude?
- No, I'm not okay, dude!
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You're a freakin' alien!
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Should I put this back on?
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I-It seems like it's freaking you out.
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Yeah, I'm freaking out!
What the hell is going on?!
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Why did you take me? Why
did you take the group?
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Ooh, how do I explain this?
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You know how when you're doing
a science experiment...
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We were a science experiment?
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Yes. We needed a random
cross-section of subjects
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to test so that we could
learn about humans.
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Who is "we"?
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"We" is the alliance between
Reptilians, Whites, and Greys.
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We've been working... together
to take over your planet.
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Wait, like an invasion?
How much time do we have?
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Oh, no. We've already invaded you.
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Think about it... Monsanto,
your Presidents.
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We got you guys looking at
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tiny, little screens 20 hours a day.
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We've been subverting you from within.
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- That's phase one.
- Phase one?
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How many phases are there?
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- Just two.
- What is phase two?
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Is it, like, harvesting our organs?
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Is it mind control?
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Are... Are you depleting
our planet's resources?
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What? Maybe.
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We haven't gotten our orders yet.
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But, yes, historically,
phase twos don't end well.
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That's why I need your help, Ozzie.
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We need to stop it. You're
the only one I can trust.
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You've lied to me ever since I met you.
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You ruined my life, and
now you need my help?
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Yes?
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Look, I get that you
don't want to trust me,
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but, believe it or not,
we used to be friends.
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We were never friends.
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I hated you the first time I met you.
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And now I know the reason why.
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Do you remember when you
were in seventh grade
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and those kids stole your yo-yo?
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Why did those kids pick
on me and steal my yo-yo?
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I don't know.
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Some people are mean.
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You're not mean.
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Are we friends?
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- Excuse me.
- Uh, yeah?
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I think that yo-yo
belongs to someone else.
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No, it's mine.
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No, it's not.
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And you know what happens
to little kids who lie?
256
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:54,829
What?
257
00:10:55,784 --> 00:10:57,237
Boo.
258
00:10:57,756 --> 00:10:58,955
Stay away from Ozzie!
259
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,284
Unless you want to see me again.
260
00:11:10,941 --> 00:11:14,076
- Did you ever get bullied after that?
- No.
261
00:11:14,101 --> 00:11:15,568
What about when you were
in journalism school
262
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,625
and you were living in
that two-bedroom apartment
263
00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:19,967
on the water for $500 a month?
264
00:11:20,025 --> 00:11:21,256
You were my landlord?
265
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,948
I sold that building for
a boatload of profit
266
00:11:23,973 --> 00:11:25,506
after you left.
267
00:11:26,005 --> 00:11:28,365
And I want to show you something.
268
00:11:28,777 --> 00:11:32,312
I've been carrying this
with me for 30 years.
269
00:11:38,054 --> 00:11:39,420
I need your help, Ozzie.
270
00:11:39,462 --> 00:11:41,896
I want to blow the whistle
on this alien thing.
271
00:11:42,241 --> 00:11:44,608
You're willing to do that?
272
00:11:44,806 --> 00:11:47,124
Over the years we abducted you,
273
00:11:47,149 --> 00:11:49,883
I started to feel empathy.
274
00:11:49,908 --> 00:11:52,874
You made me understand
what it means to be human.
275
00:11:53,081 --> 00:11:56,082
So, yeah, I want to do that.
276
00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:07,166
Okay, so, what is the plan?
277
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:09,201
Um, do you have a spare gun?
278
00:12:09,455 --> 00:12:11,804
I actually have a
compromised index finger.
279
00:12:11,806 --> 00:12:14,696
I usually fly solo, but
I'll need a partner now,
280
00:12:14,721 --> 00:12:15,954
so I'm gonna deputize you.
281
00:12:15,956 --> 00:12:17,939
- Raise your hand.
- Okay.
282
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,187
Are you willing to do this?
283
00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:20,799
Yeah. Anything for America.
284
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,123
I hereby declare that...
285
00:12:22,148 --> 00:12:24,215
I hereby declare that I, Ri...
286
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,206
Wait. Ow! W-W-What are you doing? Ow!
287
00:12:26,274 --> 00:12:27,839
I'm gonna leave you in
here while I arrest Walsh.
288
00:12:27,863 --> 00:12:28,902
Wait. Why?
289
00:12:28,927 --> 00:12:30,633
Because I'm an FBI agent and you're not.
290
00:12:30,658 --> 00:12:32,991
No, I'm the one who
brought you to Walsh.
291
00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:35,041
It's only fair that I'm the
one who brings him down.
292
00:12:35,065 --> 00:12:38,734
I'm doing this to protect you.
You did the right thing.
293
00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:01,230
How do we blow this
incredibly weird whistle?
294
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,046
Well, it won't be easy.
295
00:13:03,103 --> 00:13:04,336
You're not the only one
296
00:13:04,338 --> 00:13:06,675
who's working for a
Reptilian media mogul.
297
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,506
- Rupert Murdoch?
- Uh-huh.
298
00:13:08,508 --> 00:13:09,949
- Zuckerberg?
- Yep.
299
00:13:09,984 --> 00:13:11,817
- NPR?
- We're everywhere.
300
00:13:11,945 --> 00:13:14,846
But there are other
Reptilians like me...
301
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:16,832
Human sympathizers, who have gone rogue.
302
00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:18,527
We need to find them.
303
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,988
Actually, I know another group
304
00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:22,574
who would like to expose the truth.
305
00:13:22,599 --> 00:13:24,165
StarCrossed?
306
00:13:24,315 --> 00:13:25,800
Do you think they would trust me?
307
00:13:25,825 --> 00:13:27,191
I don't know.
308
00:13:27,216 --> 00:13:28,148
Maybe I could do the
face thing for them.
309
00:13:28,231 --> 00:13:30,231
No! N-No.
310
00:13:30,295 --> 00:13:31,871
Look, I...
311
00:13:32,201 --> 00:13:33,700
You know what? I'll talk to them.
312
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:34,724
They trust me,
313
00:13:34,749 --> 00:13:36,883
and I'll tell them to trust you.
314
00:13:37,285 --> 00:13:39,730
So, does this mean we're friends?
315
00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:44,794
Jonathan Walsh, you're under arrest.
316
00:13:44,843 --> 00:13:47,450
I'm Special Agent Alex
Foster with the FBI.
317
00:13:47,564 --> 00:13:49,665
Ozzie, step away. Walsh,
get on the ground.
318
00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:50,881
You said you weren't bringing her.
319
00:13:50,905 --> 00:13:52,238
- I didn't.
- That's right.
320
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,029
The FBI doesn't always need help
321
00:13:54,054 --> 00:13:55,264
when it comes to catching criminals.
322
00:13:55,288 --> 00:13:57,997
Alex, you don't understand. This
goes way deeper than Walsh.
323
00:13:58,022 --> 00:13:59,169
We'll see how deep it goes
324
00:13:59,194 --> 00:14:02,629
when I drag his white-collar
butt to prison.
325
00:14:02,999 --> 00:14:05,060
It's too late. They already found me.
326
00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:07,319
That's right. I did find you.
327
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,613
And there is something I've
been wanting to say to you
328
00:14:09,637 --> 00:14:11,703
for a very long time.
329
00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:13,045
You have the right to remain...
330
00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:14,319
Alex, there's someone behind you.
331
00:14:14,343 --> 00:14:15,811
Oh, there's someone behind me, Ozzie?
332
00:14:15,835 --> 00:14:17,872
How stupid do you think I am?
333
00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:22,020
Pretty stupid. Okay, I'll take this.
334
00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:25,250
You don't know who you're messing with.
335
00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:26,942
FYI, it's the FBI.
336
00:14:27,054 --> 00:14:30,318
Okay, well, I'm a Russian
agent for the FSB.
337
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,713
And the oligarchs that Walsh ripped off,
338
00:14:32,926 --> 00:14:35,427
they want him back in Russia.
339
00:14:35,646 --> 00:14:38,849
_
340
00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:41,904
_
341
00:14:44,912 --> 00:14:47,115
Russia's where you've been
hiding all your money, Walsh?
342
00:14:47,139 --> 00:14:48,834
- No, that's not true!
- It is.
343
00:14:48,909 --> 00:14:50,124
- What are you doing?
- And that's where he's gonna pay
344
00:14:50,148 --> 00:14:51,607
- for his crimes.
- Come on, man.
345
00:14:51,632 --> 00:14:53,282
What the hell are you doing?
346
00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:55,417
He's my collar. You have
no jurisdiction here.
347
00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:58,795
_
348
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:01,795
_
349
00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:04,373
_
350
00:15:04,459 --> 00:15:05,881
_
351
00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:07,513
_
352
00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:09,483
_
353
00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:11,600
Un-cuff me immediately.
354
00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:14,303
Do you want to start
another Cold War, buster?!
355
00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:16,438
Shut up. Let's go.
356
00:15:17,029 --> 00:15:19,122
Why would you take Ozzie?
He's not wanted for anything.
357
00:15:19,146 --> 00:15:22,177
He's not wanted for anything...
in America.
358
00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:23,712
I've never been to Russia!
359
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,981
We'll leave that for the
Russian courts to decide.
360
00:15:26,232 --> 00:15:30,152
This is so not good for
Russian-American relations!
361
00:15:34,992 --> 00:15:37,192
Ozzie? Walsh?!
362
00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:39,128
Who's that other guy?
363
00:15:39,296 --> 00:15:40,395
Aah!
364
00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:42,197
They're getting away!
365
00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:44,507
Ow! This hurts so much!
366
00:16:09,105 --> 00:16:11,093
Hey! Oh, thank God. Can you help me?
367
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,535
Are you sure?
368
00:16:12,563 --> 00:16:14,930
I don't want to assume you
can't rescue yourself.
369
00:16:15,293 --> 00:16:16,629
I just said "help me."
370
00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:23,993
Wait. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on!
371
00:16:24,141 --> 00:16:26,074
- You're liberated.
- Thanks.
372
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,949
You're welcome, sister.
373
00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:32,691
Nancy?
374
00:16:32,716 --> 00:16:35,184
Nancy! I-I-It's Richard from group!
375
00:16:35,519 --> 00:16:37,824
Please wave to me if that's you!
376
00:16:39,926 --> 00:16:42,324
Hey, uh... murderer?
377
00:16:42,465 --> 00:16:44,933
Can I have a chocolate before I die?
378
00:16:45,762 --> 00:16:47,062
Yeah, you can have a chocolate.
379
00:16:47,254 --> 00:16:50,363
Hey, Jonathan, can you pass
me one of those chocolates?
380
00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:51,684
A chocolate?
381
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:54,544
Yeah, one of Yvonne's chocolates.
382
00:16:54,672 --> 00:16:56,038
It's in that bag by your feet.
383
00:16:56,063 --> 00:16:57,929
Oh. Oh, yeah.
384
00:17:00,744 --> 00:17:02,957
I'll take one of those chocolates...
385
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,180
and the gun.
386
00:17:05,298 --> 00:17:07,398
- Th-The gun?
- Slowly.
387
00:17:13,715 --> 00:17:16,223
And now I'll have one of
those chocolates, please.
388
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,893
No coconut.
389
00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:21,314
Did I just see Nancy?
390
00:17:21,465 --> 00:17:23,198
Who? The woman with the axe.
391
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,566
She looked like Nancy!
392
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,401
But sh-she blew up.
393
00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:28,814
Well, then, we both
know that's impossible.
394
00:17:28,878 --> 00:17:31,065
- Where'd they go?
- Maybe Gina's right.
395
00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:32,529
Maybe I'm just blaming Walsh
396
00:17:32,554 --> 00:17:34,925
for things that didn't really happen.
397
00:17:35,026 --> 00:17:37,446
Maybe Walsh is just a
charming, good-looking man.
398
00:17:37,448 --> 00:17:39,737
A charming, good-looking
criminal, Richard.
399
00:17:39,766 --> 00:17:40,799
Now focus!
400
00:17:46,468 --> 00:17:48,490
Just a little bit further.
401
00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:50,663
To your deaths.
402
00:17:50,725 --> 00:17:52,337
- Ozzie, yell at me.
- What?
403
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,850
Yell at me, and then punch me.
404
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,041
Just follow my lead.
405
00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:56,771
This is all your fault!
406
00:17:57,222 --> 00:17:58,788
What? You're the reason I'm here,
407
00:17:58,813 --> 00:18:01,321
you scaly, billionaire asshole!
408
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,379
Oh, yeah? Well, you're
a hipster asshole!
409
00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:05,825
And your abduction is the most
interesting thing about you.
410
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:08,320
You think you're so fancy
with your pour-over coffee
411
00:18:08,345 --> 00:18:09,277
and your fixed-gear bike?
412
00:18:09,302 --> 00:18:11,790
- Well, you're not.
- Well, you suck as an alien
413
00:18:12,036 --> 00:18:14,202
and you suck even more as a human being.
414
00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:15,954
Well, at least my parents
aren't divorced.
415
00:18:15,979 --> 00:18:17,851
Ohh!
416
00:18:18,194 --> 00:18:19,672
Just shoot this human now.
417
00:18:19,726 --> 00:18:21,195
- I will, but...
- No. Shoot him.
418
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,207
- He's the traitor.
- Don't tell me how to do my job.
419
00:18:23,231 --> 00:18:25,266
- Ozzie, now!
- I want you to...
420
00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:36,558
Agh!
421
00:18:38,187 --> 00:18:40,588
Is it possible my marriage
was just falling apart?
422
00:18:40,613 --> 00:18:42,901
That it was my fault? That
I was never abducted?
423
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,554
Richard, pull it together.
424
00:18:44,579 --> 00:18:46,192
Okay, I'm coming to a fork in the road.
425
00:18:46,217 --> 00:18:47,382
Should we go left or right?
426
00:18:47,408 --> 00:18:49,526
"Two roads in the woods, diverged,
427
00:18:49,559 --> 00:18:51,501
and I took... I took the road less..."
428
00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:53,092
Richard! The left!
429
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,323
Or maybe it's right.
430
00:18:57,424 --> 00:18:59,123
Please don't leave me in here!
431
00:19:08,783 --> 00:19:10,618
Hang on, hang on. Let's talk about this.
432
00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:12,790
No. You betrayed us.
433
00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:14,226
And you got weak, Walsh.
434
00:19:15,408 --> 00:19:17,075
And the weak must die.
435
00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:36,206
Ozzie?
436
00:19:36,613 --> 00:19:38,277
Ozzie, what happened? Are you okay?
437
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,707
Walsh. Where's Walsh?
438
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,206
It's... It's just us.
439
00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:45,180
Trust Walsh.
440
00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:47,081
Ozzie, it's okay. I'll get help.
441
00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:49,042
He has the truth.
442
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,489
Find the others.
443
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:56,209
Ah.
444
00:20:09,704 --> 00:20:11,306
Ozzie?
445
00:20:13,392 --> 00:20:15,330
Ozzie?!
446
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