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Come on, McLean! You fucking mug!
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- Come on!
- I ain't done yet.
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Crazy
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Crazy for feeling so lonely.
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Come on, boy. Right here. Right here.
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Worry
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Why do I let myself worry?
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What've you done?
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I've wet meself.
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You filthy bastard!
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My dad is coming back soon.
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No, boy!
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I'm the guv'nor here. Your dad is dead!
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I'm your stepdad now, that's the end of it!
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Your dad is dead, shut your crying!
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Mum's the guv'nor.
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I'm the guv'nor.
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A lady grabbed my arm
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She said, "You look a man on the pluck!"
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It might cost a tenner,it might cost a bob!
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It depends on the size of your mug!
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Nine, ten. Nine, ten.
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Nine, ten.
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Tea, Val?
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Oh, lovely.
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Len, slow down.
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Oh, mmm.
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Give me your hands.
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No, no, no, no.
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I'm alright.
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We're late for the rent again, Len.
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You said that we wouldn't have
to go into the pot.
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Leave it with me, Val.
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Lenny, I've made your breakfast.
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I'm off, Val.
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Lenny, what time are you going to be home?
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Carrots!
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Carrots.
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- Lenny.
- Hello, my son.
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How are you feeling today, boy?
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Strong as you like, Carrots,
strong as you like.
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Hey, when are you going to
get a proper job, boy, hey?
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Done with all that street rugging.
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Oh, you will get your collar felt,
you will, with all that soppy graft.
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Well, listen, the world is changing, boy.
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It's not like when we was nippers.
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You know, you got to have
an angle or a bit of cutlery
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and you have got to get into something, boy.
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I promise you, boy,
what I do is not technically illegal.
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Oh, technically illegal?
You are an armed robber.
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No. I am more like a... More like a saint.
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Redistributing wealth. It's quite spiritual.
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- Karma, boy.
- That'll get steam on the table.
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Here you go, Teresa. You need a couple
of new wheels on there, babe.
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Alright, boys, how are you?
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Come on, come on.
Put 'em up, put 'em up. Right here.
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Oh, harder. Oh, harder. Oh!
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Hello, hello mate.
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Come on, boy. Have a look at your boat, then.
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Look like Godzilla, boy.
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I've got character.
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Hands like broken melons.
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Proper use, boy. Potentialise yourself.
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Alright, good soul, good boy.
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Yeah, you have got to potentialise yourself.
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Put them to proper use.
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What do you mean, "Proper use"?
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I have three gypsy fights
lined up off my cousin Bootnose.
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No, listen. I mean, in the ring, boy.
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The ring?
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Carrots, I love you. You are my cousin,
but gloves are for poofs, alright?
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- Come on.
- Alright.
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Here, Trevor.
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Hiya, Lenny.
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I heard you been selling
that shit around my manor again.
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That gospel?
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Look, someone's been telling
you rubbish, boy.
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Well, if I find out it's true,
I'm coming after you
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and I'm gonna hurt you.
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- Hurt you!
- OK. OK, Lenny.
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And then I'm gonna feed it to you.
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- OK, Lenny.
- Fuck off!
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Hello, Katie. Come here, sweetheart.
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- Are you alright?
- Yeah.
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- You look beautiful, my love.
- Thank you.
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Go on, have a good one.
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- Hello, Frank.
- Right.
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- Lenny.
- Alright.
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Oh, have a look at her, Len.
She's golden, isn't she?
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She's hovering.
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God. She could straighten up Liberace.
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Hello, Treacle, this is Trixie.
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This is Sue's girl, Carrots.
Trixie, this is Carrots.
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Don't mind him, he is a little bit
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highly strung at present,
he's just got out of prison.
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You are actually just the man
I've been looking for.
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Oh, yeah?
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How do you fancy doing
a little favour for me?
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That Alan's been giving me mum agg again.
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Seems he won't take no for an answer.
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Keeps banging on the
door come 3:00 in the morning.
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I can see he's got you all aeriated.
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You leave it with me, alright?
I'll sort it out.
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Thanks, Len, that will mean the world to us.
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Good girl.
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I would drink your bathwater, I would.
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Full of yourself, ain't ya?
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I'll empty out later.
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- Alright.
- Ta-ta.
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Ta-ra.
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As I was walking past St Paul's
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A lady grabbed me by the arm
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She said, "You look a man on pluck!"
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Oh, morning, Alan.
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Speak of the devil.
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So, what is this I hear about
you terrorising Sue
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and her little girl Trixie, hmm?
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No, Len, I ain't, I swear.
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You swear. Well, someone's
telling porkies, Alan.
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Is it you or is it her?
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I'll drop round.
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I mean, it's only when
I've had a drink I swing round there.
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Oh, it's only when you've had a drink?
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Well, you're having a drink
right now, aren't you, Alan?
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Does that mean you are going
over there again?
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Giving her agg?
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Have I got to hurt you, Alan?
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Have I got to hurt him, Carrots?
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I am going to fucking hurt you, Alan?
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Leave off.
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I've just been paid,
I just fancied I'd have a lager.
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Oh, that's it then.
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Funny thing, Al,
you owe me a couple, didn't ya?
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- There you go.
- Thank fuck you bumped into me, Al.
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Now, you are going to go round Sue's
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and you are going to give this to her
and you are going to apologise.
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You are going to say you ain't
never going to bother her again.
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And then you are going to come back here
and you are going to tell me what she said.
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Fuck off, then.
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Go on, Alan, I ain't got all fucking day!
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What a mug.
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- Hello, ladies.
- Hello, Carol.
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Oh, it's a lovely sight, look at that.
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You've nicked one of these before.
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- Morning, Len.
- Morning.
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We've a couple of them, haven't we?
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The Rozzers ain't catching you in that,
I tell you that, boy.
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Chaps.
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Fellas.
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- Carrots, how are you doing, son?
- Hey!
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- Alright, how is Lenny?
- Top of the world.
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Good boy. Stay out of trouble.
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- Carrots?
- Leslie!
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- Len, boy.
- Hello.
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- Les!
- Carrots!
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How's Douglas Haig, then, eh?
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Are you still farting mackerel?
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You two still on speaking terms?
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Already been half poisoned.
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Empty as a whore's handbag.
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- Who poisoned him?
- Reenie.
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Left a bucket of Gordon's
out on the side again.
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Silly moo. Doggy drunk himself half to death.
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They found him in a skip,
Wednesday week and he's...
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Alright now. He's great.
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Look at the smile on him.
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He ain't smiling, old timer.
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Look at him, his lip sticks out.
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Better top up his sherry, then, boy.
Always calms him down.
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Get me a pint while you're there.
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You ain't bought a drink since
the Blitz, have you?
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I ain't had any rump since then, neither.
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Shrapnel blew me bollocks off.
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Here, show Lenny your letter from the Queen.
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Say, Carrots, he was in the Somme, Leslie.
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I know.
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And you came back with what,
half a plastic leg,
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four bouts of syphilis
and someone else's dignity, didn't you?
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Yeah, and I would do it all
again if I had half a chance.
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- Beautiful, Bobby.
- Oh, thank you very much, gentlemen.
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Thank you, Leslie. Thank you, Carrots.
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He's a sociable man.
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Never leave your children unattended
with him, mind you.
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Alright. How about I get us another?
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It's alright. Play on, play on.
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Now, what are you having, boy?
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Oh, Treble rum, please, Reenie.
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What about you, Carrots?
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I'll have two jars of ale.
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Tepid or warm?
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Reenie, if you was 50 years younger,
I would dive straight up you.
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You dizzy queen, I'm 49.
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Life ain't been too kind,
has it, Treacle, hey?
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You will find out soon enough.
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Me and Reenie was pulling
babies out the rubble in the Blitz.
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Why do you think I'm still here every day?
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Cos every day is a gift,
that's why they call it the present.
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You alright?
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Guv'nor.
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Your dad is dead!
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I said I'm the fucking guv'nor!
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He's a right raving nutcase, that Roy, sure.
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Yeah, well, I am a more raving nutcase.
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Oh, let it go, lad.
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He's been committed, you ain't.
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Not yet.
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Roy Shaw did a chunk in Broadmoor.
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Nutted himself out of a cell.
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They said he was blind drunk on Largactil.
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They tampered with him.
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They gave him electroshock treatment
to control his temper.
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Then they said his ears was burning,
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so they pumped him full of Bavarian ginseng.
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Even the Krays gave him a right wide berth
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when they ghosted him out to Parkhurst.
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He robs banks and breaks bricks with his nut.
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I seen him do it live at the Monday Club.
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He's insane.
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And he speaks in tongues.
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Right. Well, I know what I'm
going to do then.
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I'm gonna knock him spark out
and be back in here for lunch.
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- Carrots!
- There's a boy.
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Ding, ding.
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Where is he, then?
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Good luck, Lenny.
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What?
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I'll give you a score. He will need it.
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- You alright, son?
- Yeah, I'm alright, mum.
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Ding, ding.
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This is Frank Warren, he's promoting you.
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He is going places.
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- This is Valerie, Carrots.
- Hello sweetheart, Nice to meet you.
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And this is our boy, Lenny.
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Alright, Lenny.
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I hear good things, alright.
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There is a lot of money to be made
if we do things right.
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Just because this is unlicensed,
don't mean it's illegal.
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I remember you when you was
emptying them slot machines.
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Well, the kid's got ambition, ain't he?
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Nothing wrong with a bit of ambition.
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Why should Solomon's and Duff
make all the dough? Eh?
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Besides, I am giving most of
the money to a children's charity.
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- Oh.
- If you say so.
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Very noble.
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Testing, testing, one two, one two.
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And it's the Guv'nor.
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- Roy Shaw!
- I'm the guv'nor!
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Testing. One, two, one, two.
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The Guv'nor.
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The Guv'nor. Roy Shaw.
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Lenny.
252
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,556
Lenny boy.
253
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,640
One, two. One, two.
Testing, one, two, one, two.
254
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,116
There you go.
255
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,800
These gloves ain't right.
256
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,520
No, these are good gloves.
Nothing wrong with these gloves.
257
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,031
- How are we doing, alright?
- Alright, Frank.
258
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,838
- Have we got the purse?
- Yeah, it's here.
259
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,036
Lovely.
260
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,959
- What's this?
- Don't give me that look.
261
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,872
Money is money, right? It's all we got.
262
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,673
Frank, these gloves ain't right, mate.
263
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,793
Don't worry, you'll be fine.
264
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,880
There is nothing wrong with these gloves.
265
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,077
- They are my gloves.
- I can't close my hands.
266
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,080
Lenny, it's just a little bit of nerves.
267
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,038
I don't get fucking nerves, John John.
268
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,920
That's a boy.
You're gonna kill that Roy Shaw, boy.
269
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,915
Len! Len! Len, calm down.
270
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,840
Len, what's wrong?
271
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,518
Len, it's time,
the Guv'nor has just got here.
272
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,995
He ain't the Guv'nor!
273
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,151
Alright, you go tell him that.
274
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,037
Right, out. Come on out!
275
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:58,389
Len, Len, Len, come here, calm down.
276
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,235
Come on, look, Len.
277
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,035
Len, look at me.
278
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,156
Look at me. Now, stop.
279
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,637
You've got this, OK?
280
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,395
Look at me.
281
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,837
It's all up here
what you've got to do, alright?
282
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,959
- OK? Alright?
- Alright.
283
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,595
Now, calm down.
284
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,076
You're my man. Now, come here.
285
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:23,839
OK. Now go out there
and fucking kill him, alright?
286
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,633
- Alright.
- Come on.
287
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,433
Ladies and gentlemen!
288
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,591
Out of Hoxton and in the blue corner,
289
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:47,233
Lenny "Boy" McLean.
290
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:08,277
And out of Dagenham,
291
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:12,510
in the red corner,
292
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:16,317
the toughest man in Britain!
293
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,274
The Mean Machine,
294
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,192
the Guv'nor.
295
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,750
Roy Shaw!
296
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,753
And, ladies and gentlemen, your referee.
297
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,150
You're nothing, McLean.
298
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,311
I want a good strong fight, you two.
299
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,591
No punching in the nuts, no biting.
300
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,831
And if it goes down to ground,
none of that stamping, alright?
301
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,274
Fuck off!
302
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,274
- You alright?
- Oh, yeah.
303
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,590
Come on, Lenny!
304
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,276
Get in there, Lenny. Come on!
305
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,356
Come on, Len.
306
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,799
Is that all you got, Shaw?
307
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,036
Come on!
308
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,556
I can't watch this.
309
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,599
Is that what you got, Shawy?
310
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,917
You fucking cunt. Come on.
311
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,556
You're nothing, boy.
312
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,076
Oh, my God.
313
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:17,351
I'm making him a man.
I'm doing this for his own benefit.
314
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,196
Come on!
315
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,312
What a wanker, he went out like a light.
316
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,040
Don't look at me.
317
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,155
He's an ex-pro.
318
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,596
What did you expect?
319
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,429
He don't train.
320
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,433
He's half cut half the time.
321
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,075
- He's out of shape.
- He's not only out of shape, John.
322
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,560
He's out of pocket.
323
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,075
I ain't living like this no more, Lenny,
do you fucking hear me?
324
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,717
It is not my fault, Val.
He gave me dodgy gloves.
325
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,995
I couldn't even close my hands.
326
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,680
There is nothing wrong with these gloves.
327
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,911
I won the ABA's with these gloves.
328
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,114
I will have a word with Frank.
329
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:59,711
I will raise the purse and get a rematch.
330
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,317
Maybe get some of your pride back.
331
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,319
You are meant to be the pro
boxer here, John John.
332
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,198
You ain't done a good job of
training your cousin, have ya?
333
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,317
Val, he said he didn't want training.
334
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,312
He said he was going
to knock him spark out, to be fair.
335
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,710
You're his best mates, Carrots.
So how's he got like this?
336
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,149
Shut up!
337
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,200
You lost all of our money.
338
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,276
I'll get it back, Val.
339
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,790
Really? How?
340
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,514
I'll train harder.
341
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,151
I'll be better, I'll be a better fighter.
342
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,517
You are a drunk, Lenny.
343
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,396
You've just lost all our money.
344
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,510
Tell me how are we going to get it
back, tell me how are we going to eat?
345
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,074
You're nothing, McLean.
346
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:07,875
- Roy wants another...
- No, John.
347
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,553
- You know what I'm going...
- One round.
348
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,712
I am promoting a fight, not a mugging.
349
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,998
He is a bit nervous, he got a bit ring shy.
350
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,037
I mean, he is great on the cobbles.
351
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,113
John, I can't sell tickets for
ring shy, alright?
352
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,233
I'm not interested, I'm sorry.
353
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,196
You're in this for the long haul, aren't you?
354
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,800
I mean, your boy Shaw, he is pushing 40.
355
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,591
Who's gonna fill his boots, eh?
356
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,350
I tell you what...
357
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,514
If you can raise a purse
big enough to turn Roy's head,
358
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,911
then you come and see me,
but no promises, John, alright?
359
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,036
Thanks, mate.
360
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,272
Fucking hell, are you sure this is him?
361
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,076
Here, Kenny, it's the Ant Hill mob.
362
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,236
Alright, mush.
363
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,397
This is Kenny Mac,
who I've told you all about.
364
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,193
Alright, short stuff. I'm Lenny.
365
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,397
Hey, I know your boat.
I've heard you're a little bit tasty
366
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,557
- with your hands and all, ain't ya?
- Yeah, OK, soppy bollocks.
367
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,869
Alright, Ken. Carrots.
368
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,360
Alright, Carrots. How are you, son?
369
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,033
Have they rehabilitated you or what?
370
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,270
Do it standing on my head, Ken.
371
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,754
When's the man want his motor back?
372
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,069
They've had a lucky dip, though.
373
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,719
Fuck me, it ain't Benidorm, is it?
374
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:13,238
Listen, boys, we can make
ourselves a right few fucking quid here.
375
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,915
As long as you can go through those gyppos
like shit through a blanket...
376
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,400
- Eh...
- We will all get paid.
377
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:22,036
Lenny, what do you think of
your new training camp?
378
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,440
Splendid.
379
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,876
Other than that big pile of
horse shit in the corner.
380
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,600
That's not horse shit, that's a fly catcher.
381
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,559
Keeps all the flies over that
side of the yard and none over here.
382
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,554
Go and help yourself, boys.
Mind little Snowflake down there, won't ya?
383
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,635
Snowflake.
384
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,434
- Your own dressing room.
- Oh, lovely.
385
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,635
- You still thirsty, boy?
- Yeah.
386
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,956
John John, get us a crate of
light ales, will ya?
387
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,175
Yeah. You get your wallet out,
I'll get the beers, then.
388
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,591
Hey, how about we do a bit of training?
389
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,914
Alright, well, get changed.
390
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,310
Looking good.
391
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,355
Have they set a date
for your ruck with Roy Shaw again?
392
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,760
- Yep.
- Is it gospel?
393
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,271
One more, one more, Len.
394
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,313
I'm really sorry, Kevin. I'm really sorry.
395
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,595
- This is not boxing.
- I know, I know.
396
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,756
Faster.
397
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,955
- You carry on.
- What's the point of that?
398
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,156
I'm knackered.
399
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,876
I'm not the one who's got to fight
a bunch of gypsies in the ring.
400
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,160
See, that's it, boy, right.
That's it, drop it.
401
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,273
Oh, this is fucking bollocks.
402
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:46,510
Fuck off!
403
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,830
Put them up, come on.
404
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,034
You run like a poof.
405
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,916
Have you got a fag?
406
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,720
All the way down, all the way down,
all the way down, that's it.
407
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,080
That's it! Alright, good boy...
408
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,113
Lenny, I never heard of him.
409
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,713
I am strong, you know that, Paddy.
410
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,519
I've had my food, I am fed.
411
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,160
But full I win fair and square, huh?
412
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,237
Bring him out.
413
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,670
Oh.
414
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,880
- Here we go.
- What's the news, then?
415
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,633
Chipper has been scoffing it down mum's caf.
416
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,310
- Oh, yeah, what's he had?
- Two saveloys, three mash,
417
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,960
one steak dinner, fried egg, bit of Spam
and two large chips and gravy.
418
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,116
Travelling light, then.
419
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,600
- Is that it or what?
- No.
420
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,797
I'll send him to hospital,
you can bet on that.
421
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,437
I take his fucking head off his body,
simple as, Paddy.
422
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,831
Tizer, tea and five roll-ups.
423
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,759
Good lad. Here you are, here's your guinea.
424
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,911
Now treat yourself, go on, sling your hook.
425
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,920
So, listen. Then, when you get in there,
I want you to punch him as hard as you can
426
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,753
above the bollocks, in the derby, here.
427
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,557
I guarantee you he will spill his load.
428
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,513
Where are you? Come on.
429
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,439
- Limber up, boy.
- Alright.
430
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,950
Where the fuck is he?
431
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,874
I'll make shite of him, he's only a pup.
432
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,592
There's no man on two legs to beat me.
433
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,838
Alright, I'll catch up with you in a second.
434
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,640
Come on, Lenny, you bollocks, where are ya?
435
00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:41,090
Fucking hell.
436
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,280
Knock a bag of shite out of you.
437
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,717
Get over here now, I'll make shite of you.
438
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,116
Fuck you.
439
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,316
Mmm.
440
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,234
Where are you?
You're not fuckin' foolin' with me.
441
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,356
Get out here.
442
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,716
Come on, Lenny!
443
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,758
Len, you're supposed
to wait for the fucking bell.
444
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,150
- What bell?
- This fucking bell. What's the matter?
445
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,232
Alright! Alright! Alright!
446
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,279
I want my fucking money!
447
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,759
Oh, I feel like a cup of tea.
448
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,912
The gyppos are still here, boy.
449
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,715
What do they want?
450
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,798
Bad news, Len. The party's over.
451
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:43,996
The chaps are here.
452
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,399
They're saying that they want the purse back.
453
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:47,840
You should have waited for the bell.
454
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,270
Right.
455
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,196
You tell them that
the party ain't started, John John!
456
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,038
I came here to fight and get paid for a fight
457
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,397
and now I've had my fight
and I've been paid for that fight.
458
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,080
So you tell them to fuck off!
459
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,599
Well, what do they say?
460
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,554
Did you tell them what I said?
461
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,353
Well, I didn't need to.
We can all fucking hear you.
462
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,999
Well, what do they say?
463
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,040
Same as, boy.
464
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:27,159
They want their purse back
and they are quite happy to take it outside.
465
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,597
Well, you tell them I will
take it inside, alright?
466
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,439
Oh, they are getting a bit flamboyant.
467
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,875
- Are you decent, Len?
- Fucking hell! Hold on.
468
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,359
Alright, let them in.
469
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,320
So you want your fucking money back, do you?
470
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,952
Well, let me pay you cash in hand!
471
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:02,916
Which one, you or you?
472
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,912
Come here! Fuck off!
473
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,680
Fuck off back to Dublin, you slags!
474
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,400
That's mine, I think.
475
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,958
Yeah, I think you've earned it, Len.
476
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,750
- Bootnose.
- Here, you don't want a rematch, do you?
477
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:33,598
I thought not.
478
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,673
You see what you
fucking done there, Bootnose?
479
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,991
- What?
- My tea has gone cold.
480
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,394
I'm the Guv'nor.
481
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,231
You fucking slag! Get up!
482
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,069
Leave him!
483
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,156
I'm making him a man!
484
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:15,796
Nine, ten.
485
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,874
He loves you, Val.
486
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,750
He lives for you, he lives to make you happy.
487
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,876
Make you safe.
488
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,351
You see, there is nothing in the worldthat he cares about more than you, Val.
489
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,229
But this Shaw thing gives a man purpose,
490
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,549
make you complete.
491
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,991
Look, I don't know what happenedwhen Lenny was a little boy,
492
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,360
I don't know what is going on in his head.
493
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,510
I don't know what...
494
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,920
I don't know what you're thinking, boy.
495
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:05,151
But when you are in that ringand the ref holds up your hand
496
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,229
and those people cheer,
497
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,835
it wipes the slate clean, see.
498
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:17,840
He loves you, Val.
499
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,556
Alright?
500
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,036
Alright.
501
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,958
How are you Mrs A?
502
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,514
What you done to your hands?
503
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,914
Oh, I fell over on someone's chin.
504
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,075
How much for them?
505
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,992
- Two bob a pop, same as always.
- How much for the lot of them?
506
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,674
Are you going to eat them all at once?
507
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:00,990
I'm a light eater.
508
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,074
As soon as it's light, I start eating.
509
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,313
Mmm, are you celebrating?
510
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,875
I just fought a hundred gyppos,
won all Val's money back.
511
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,713
Are you spending your wife's money?
512
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,916
That's a liberty, boy.
513
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,436
I ain't taken a liberty in my whole life.
514
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,514
You take care, Mrs A.
515
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,719
Give my love to Val, won't ya?
516
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,120
Alright, Lenny?
517
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,759
I heard you got done by Shaw.
518
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,196
- He's fighting again.
- Go on, Lenny, give us a cake.
519
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,237
Roy Shaw is nothing. Here.
520
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,316
There he is.
521
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,076
You alright?
522
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,999
Yeah. No, he's a...
523
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,552
- Lenny.
- Alright, Len.
524
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,038
Listen, keep shtum about
Davey's old lady, would you?
525
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,353
Why, what's the SP on that?
526
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,718
His wife's only run off with
the handsome geezer off the cockle stall.
527
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,311
Well, don't you worry.
528
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,996
Your secret is safe with me, boy.
529
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,755
Hey, how are you doing, Lenny?
530
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:23,916
Alright.
531
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,836
Ooh.
532
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,156
You don't mind, do you?
533
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,396
In that case, I'll have another.
534
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,196
Ah.
535
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,440
Hello, ladies.
536
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,716
Hi, Lenny.
537
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,635
Oi, oi, Trixie.
538
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,794
Hello, Trixie!
539
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:56,676
You alright?
540
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,069
Alright, Lenny?
541
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,395
Thank you, Ethel.
542
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:11,315
You alright? You having a good time?
543
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,710
What?
544
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:16,870
Just checking.
545
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,596
Davey!
546
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,999
Oh, I just spoke to Terry.
547
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,151
He told me the bad news, commiserations.
548
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,795
What are you talking about, Len?
549
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,198
What, you mean you don't know?
550
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,715
Well, brace yourself, son.
551
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,918
I hear your wife is having it
off with the cockle man
552
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,390
and they are off to live in
Lanzarote Tuesday week.
553
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,876
Do what? Lanzarote?
554
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,519
Lanzarote.
555
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,596
Bye, Davey.
556
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,993
I'll have one more, Ethel.
557
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,596
Mmm.
558
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:13,956
Mickey!
559
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,635
You alright, Len?
560
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,350
Alright.
561
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,032
You alright on the booze there, Len, are you?
562
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,513
Heard you had a fight coming up.
563
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,076
What was that, Mickey?
564
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,196
What do you mean, Mickey?
565
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,760
What do you mean? No, no, no.
566
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,069
No, what do you mean, Mickey?
567
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,873
Shut your fucking mouth, Mickey!
568
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,996
I didn't say anything.
569
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,400
Are you fucking mad, Mick?
570
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,556
I'm sorry, mate.
571
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,116
Sit down, boy.
572
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,750
Listen, we're having a nice night out.
Ethel, we'll have two light ales, babe.
573
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,718
You like a nice light ale, did you boy, eh?
574
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,633
Take this over to Trixie, will you?
575
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,679
Who wants to see my party trick? Hey?
576
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,317
You want to see me do five?
Fuck it, I'll do five.
577
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,398
Ethel, line up five more, please.
578
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:32,074
Oh, Lenny, please. No.
579
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,078
Ethel, five.
580
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,635
You want to hear a joke while we're waiting?
581
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,795
Me wife just left me. She was cross-eyed.
582
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,716
I'm sure she was seeing someone else.
583
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,635
What a fucking performance!
584
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,074
- Look what he's done.
- You're welcome.
585
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,556
That's enough, Lenny.
586
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,836
What?
587
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,429
You're scaring the ladies.
588
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,396
Oh, right. I see.
589
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,194
Well, I am very sorry.
590
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,590
I need a slash.
591
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,196
Fucking...
592
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:35,874
He's ruined everything.
593
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,399
Who wants a drink, then?
594
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,795
Hey, who wants a...
595
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,240
Where did everybody go?
596
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,799
Oh, I found this in there, Ethel.
597
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,156
All clogged up.
598
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,956
- Reenie's going to kill me, Len.
- No.
599
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,393
I'm gonna have a word with him.
He's a fucking lunatic!
600
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,433
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, slow down, alright?
Leave it to me.
601
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,114
A lunatic?
602
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,796
So, are you gonna
slap her ass for that or am I?
603
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,109
Leave it, Lenny.
604
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,879
- She means well.
- Oh, she means well.
605
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,674
Don't be a burglar all your life,
Carrots, take a night off, hey?
606
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,956
I'm taking the whole fucking week off, boy.
607
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,357
I done you and your old dear
a favour, didn't I?
608
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,272
And now, suddenly I'm a lunatic.
609
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:26,510
Make up her mind.
610
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,717
I didn't ask for no favours, Len.
611
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,038
You asked me how I was and I told you.
612
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:32,959
Get this tart away from me.
613
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,239
I ain't surprised your wife's leaving you.
614
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,080
What did you say to me?
615
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:40,635
What did you fucking say to me?
616
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,871
Rumour has it
she's had enough of your rucking.
617
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,640
We're just marking your card.
618
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,074
I can tell you for one, Lenny.
619
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,551
Never trust a woman on her word.
620
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,199
We act on our feelings.
621
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,911
You men just ignore your feelings,
622
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,232
but that don't mean nothing if
you don't honour your woman,
623
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,392
listen to what's in their hearts.
624
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,914
But if you have got her heart,
well, then, you've got her hand.
625
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,996
And rumour has it, Val's been heartbroken.
626
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,313
Fuck you. I know what my own wife wants.
627
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,555
She wants the best!
628
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,520
You've come second, though, ain't ya?
629
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,395
Alright! Alright.
630
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,796
Right. Let's put this all
to bed now, alright?
631
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,599
We've had a drink, Trix.
632
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,350
Len. Alright, for fuck's sake.
633
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,350
Fuck's sake.
634
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,273
Val is my one and only, you know.
635
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,956
Listen, I know she is, boy.
636
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,833
So you any good at laundry, Lenny?
637
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,829
Calm down, now.
638
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,030
Do what?
639
00:41:58,720 --> 00:41:59,756
Laundry.
640
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,113
The cleaning, cooking.
641
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,791
You probably better learn
in case she's already gone
642
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,599
- and don't come back.
- Carrots,
643
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,999
get this fucking tart
away from me, let's slip.
644
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,113
He ain't going nowhere. He's staying with me.
645
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,195
For fuck's sake, Carrots. What is this, hey?
646
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,875
He don't want to have it
with you, can't you see?
647
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,197
His business and what he does
and where he goes
648
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,839
and who he's with is nothing to do with you.
649
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,400
So stop hanging around his neck!
650
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,159
You can't give him what I've got.
651
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,876
Everyone hates you.
652
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,237
- Hmm.
- You're a menace and a nuisance
653
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,433
- and a bully.
- Hey.
654
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,034
Take a look around you, Len.
655
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,036
Everyone's gone.
656
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,638
- You've ruined everyone's fucking night.
- Shut your fucking mouth.
657
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,679
- You stupid, useless slag.
- Fuck off!
658
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,113
Are you gonna let him
fucking touch me like that?
659
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,395
Where you going, boy?
660
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,432
Len, wait. Come here, you!
661
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,119
Fucking beat the shit.
662
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,552
That's it, babe. Do him!
663
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,800
You're the Guv'nor, babe.
664
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,956
Lenny!
665
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,636
Lenny! Lenny, you're killing him!
666
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,434
Lenny, stop!
667
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:17,956
Lenny!
668
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,280
Get off him!
669
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,079
Get off! Get off!
670
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,230
Lenny!
671
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,990
Lenny!
672
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:30,750
Lenny!
673
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,875
Lenny! Lenny what have you done?
674
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,320
You've killed him.
675
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,793
You've killed him!
676
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,510
Lenny!
677
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,760
Carrots! Carrots!
678
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,356
Carrots.
679
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:04,630
Please, no.
680
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,879
Ten, nine, ten.
681
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,391
Nine, ten, nine, ten, nine, ten.
682
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,312
Nine, ten, nine, ten, nine, ten.
683
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,037
Nine, ten, nine, ten, nine, ten.
684
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,275
What have you done, Len?
685
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:13,716
Turn round.
686
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:21,875
Oh, my God.
687
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,509
Right, sit down, Len.
688
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,429
Len, sit down!
689
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,555
Lenny!
690
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,954
I've got to get to Nan's, Len.
691
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,354
I've got to get to Nan's, Len.
692
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,510
What?
693
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,109
I've got to take my little brother to Nan's.
694
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,960
He's hurt.
695
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,671
Jimmo beat him up on his legs and his back.
696
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,559
He kept hitting him with his feet
and his hands and his belt.
697
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,156
Kruger.
698
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,840
Can you tell Nan we're coming?
699
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,239
Hit me too with his feet.
700
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,073
Me mum's the Guv'nor.
701
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,116
I know.
702
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,835
I know she is.
703
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,397
Listen, Lenny, she made us promise her.
704
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:58,997
She made us promise her
not to kill him, Lenny, alright?
705
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,551
You get round Nan's.
706
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,318
And she'll get your Uncle Spinks,
707
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:10,394
and he's gonna belt
seven shades of shit out of that Irwin.
708
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,072
That gutless coward.
709
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,796
You gutless coward.
710
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:31,754
Tell me. Is it true?
711
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,240
He was dead, Val.
712
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,230
They only just managed to resuscitate him.
713
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,398
Your Lenny is a fucking savage.
714
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,074
Lenny is my husband.
715
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,355
How do you stick it?
716
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,159
How can you stand there and call him that?
717
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,993
He didn't mean it, you know he's a good man.
718
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,799
Carrots is gonna be scarred for life.
719
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:50,434
Calm down, for fuck's sake.
720
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,950
His neck was hanging wide open.
721
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,440
What have you said?
722
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,558
The police want a statement off me.
723
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,671
Trixie, you are going to keep
that little button mouth quiet.
724
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,389
Do you understand me?
725
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,632
Now, that is a step too far.
726
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,952
What Lenny has done for you
and your family over the years
727
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,157
and you're going to go
screaming off to the police?
728
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,879
Are you sure you want to do that?
729
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:26,877
You tell that animal, he comes near me
or Carrots or my mum ever again
730
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,633
and I will get him lifed off for good.
731
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,600
And I'm done with you too, Val.
732
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,159
Are you a savage?
733
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,118
You killed your best mate.
734
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:14,232
He was dead for 10 minutes,
they only just resuscitated him.
735
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,999
Can you hear me, Lenny?
736
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,397
This ain't the man that I married.
737
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,799
I can't do this no more.
738
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,438
There once was a scared little coward,
739
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,837
who were tearful and twisted and soured.
740
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,670
No father, no guts, or lint to the nuts,
741
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:04,718
so I've battered him out of his trousers.
742
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,356
Are you a savage?
743
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:26,915
This ain't the man that I married.
744
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,076
I can't do this no more.
745
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,314
Come on, Len.
746
00:50:50,740 --> 00:50:51,976
Come on, Len.
747
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,436
Get in there.
748
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,911
Ring the bell, ring the fucking bell.
749
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:54,272
Breathe, breathe, breathe in,
suck it in, that's it.
750
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,520
I don't know what you're doing
because it ain't fucking boxing
751
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,240
but keep doing it,
he's out on his fucking boot.
752
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:01,356
Water, drink some water.
753
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,674
Cover the button, that's what
you wanna do. Don't be a mug.
754
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:14,634
Get out there and knock that fucker's
spark out, he's out on his feet.
755
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:15,836
That's it. Good boy, son.
756
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,357
These, these are your weapons,
these are your weapons, go on.
757
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:24,836
Come here.
758
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,399
Disqualified. Disqualification.
759
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,119
You have to fight again in a rematch.
760
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:58,560
Disqualified? What do you mean?
761
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,270
We ain't done.
762
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,352
You will never be the Guv'nor, McLean.
763
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:20,916
Alright, Frankie boy,
I've come for the purse.
764
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,992
John John, that was fantastic, mate.
He almost killed him.
765
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,440
I know, he knocked him out the ring.
766
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,240
Listen, don't worry about the purse, right,
we're gonna call it a draw.
767
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,073
- Eh?
- And it's gonna roll over the purse, right?
768
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,072
- But he won.
- We're gonna do the trilogy,
769
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,674
- like the rubber match.
- Rubber...
770
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,717
- What the... He knocked him on his arse.
- Listen to me. Look.
771
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,110
We're gonna make some money.
Some proper money, alright?
772
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,396
You just get the boy in shape
and you leave the rest to me.
773
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,592
Good work, John. Proper money.
Good work, John.
774
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,353
You changed your fucking tune.
775
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,114
Fucking rubber match?
776
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,436
Val.
777
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,634
I done him.
778
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,511
Did you see me? I done him.
779
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,712
I won, Val. I did it once,
I will do it again.
780
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,355
I will win that money back, Val, I promise.
781
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,234
Please come home.
782
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,200
I need you with me, Val.
783
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,238
It's never been about that, Len.
784
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,352
It's never been about the money.
785
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,230
I love you, Len.
786
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,149
But I can't come home.
787
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,715
It's about you.
788
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,115
Have you stopped drinking?
789
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:46,599
I have to beat him, Val.
790
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,000
I have to.
791
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,114
I have to be the Guv'nor.
792
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:55,560
I know you do, Len.
793
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,036
Val.
794
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:00,996
Val.
795
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:08,674
Come on, boy.
796
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:13,874
Just ask for your money back, Lenny.
797
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,796
Huh.
798
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,349
Don't ever fight Shaw again,
you already beat him.
799
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,511
Just ask for your money back
and make it right with Val,
800
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,159
move out to the country.
801
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,909
It was your fight, Lenny, you won.
802
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,798
You don't have to keep fighting.
803
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,760
Every fight I've ever had I had for you.
804
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,120
I know, Lenny.
805
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,637
But we've only ever lost one fight,
haven't we, Lenny?
806
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:45,037
I love little pussy
807
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,756
I'm gonna top you, one day.
808
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,077
Don't be like that, hey?
809
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,799
Long way down ain't it, boy?
810
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,316
Hey.
811
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:19,879
You want to be careful you don't trip
one day and fall out this window.
812
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,275
This is a quiet gentleman's sport.
813
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,035
Therapeutical.
814
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,270
Clear your mind.
815
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:47,760
Yeah, it's quite calming.
816
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,035
You off the sauce?
817
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:52,194
Oh, I only drink lemonade now, John John.
818
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:59,316
Yeah, booze, mmm. It is no good for a big
lump like me with a lot of aggression in him.
819
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,875
That's a good boy, you keep that up.
820
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:05,956
John John.
821
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,712
I'm not a liberty-taker, am I?
822
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,236
No.
823
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,199
I can honestly say, boy,
you are not a liberty-taker.
824
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:21,992
All the fights in all my life, I never...
I never once took a liberty.
825
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:24,956
Except for one, you know...
826
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,839
You had your back turned.
827
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:28,992
You were walking away, weren't you?
828
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,431
- Yeah.
- He wouldn't leave it.
829
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,389
Trappy fucker.
830
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,790
I'm in the Broadway playing snooker
and McLean's here.
831
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,714
- Your break.
- Alright.
832
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:45,069
I've got to train hard now, John John,
I've got to be a winner, alright?
833
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,912
I promised Valerie, ain't I?
834
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,597
I can't let my nut go wonky again.
835
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,599
Yeah, well, none of us want that.
836
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:03,990
Ignore them, boy. We're professionals.
837
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,677
We only fight when we get paid.
838
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:11,555
Ooh!
839
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:20,389
Well, look at all you mugs.
840
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,073
I'm here with my cousin
841
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,391
trying to make a bit of a change in my life.
842
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,357
See, I'm training now,
I've dropped the booze out,
843
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,354
I'm strong and I'm getting fitter.
844
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:38,393
Now, I don't know who you are
845
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:42,560
but you're just the same
as all the other little Jack the Lads
846
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,872
trying to make your name
on the strength of me.
847
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:51,151
Ordinarily, I would've broken
your jaw in four places by now,
848
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:55,553
but I'm just trying to enjoy
a little snooker with my pal.
849
00:58:56,560 --> 00:59:00,236
Now, I'm gonna take my shot
850
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:04,439
and if you're still here when I turn around
851
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:09,237
I'm gonna break every fucking bone
in your body.
852
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:14,396
Lenny!
853
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,553
I don't like violence, John John.
854
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:51,351
I hate it, in fact. I detest it,
855
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:55,840
but the problem with being nice
is that slags like these,
856
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,399
they take it as a weakness.
857
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,320
Violence is all you listen to, isn't it?
858
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:03,356
Trevor.
859
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,232
Back in two minutes, John John.
860
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:09,714
Trevor.
861
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,199
Quiet gentleman's sport.
862
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,509
Where are you going, then?
863
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,956
Lenny, it wasn't me, it wasn't me.
864
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,253
You fucking... Fucking fag.
865
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:26,430
You alright, old fella?
866
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:27,755
- All good, Lenny.
- Alright.
867
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,918
I fucking hate Geordies.
868
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,874
What are you looking at?
869
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,431
- It's your shot.
- Oh, good.
870
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,798
Ooh, looks like
you've snookered me, John John.
871
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:43,678
Oh, bollocks.
872
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:44,916
What?
873
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,959
Oh, fuck, these were my favourite strides.
874
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:51,673
I think you're going to need
a trip to the dry cleaners.
875
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,680
Well, go ahead. Pull it out, John John.
876
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:55,796
Come on.
877
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,240
Fucking hell, are you sure?
878
01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,640
Oh.
879
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,511
Ow, it's not that bad.
880
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:08,399
I don't know, Len, it's a bit dirty.
881
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:10,680
Yeah, it will be alright.
882
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,319
My shot, is it?
883
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:40,720
Mrs McLean, the gangrene has spread
and we'll be forced to operate.
884
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:42,396
How do you mean?
885
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,600
To amputate, Mrs McLean.
886
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,676
There is no choice in the matter,
you do understand?
887
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:50,949
If we don't amputate
your husband's leg, he will die.
888
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,958
He wouldn't want to live like that.
889
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,079
Oh, Christ.
890
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,280
Alright, Val?
891
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,030
Yeah.
892
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,710
So, what are they saying, then, the doctors?
893
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:23,237
They stitched it up and it's got infected.
894
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,632
It was septicaemia.
895
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,834
Now it's getting worse.
896
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,000
Worse, what do you mean, worse?
897
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:32,355
We are doing all we can.
898
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,999
All you can? He's in a coma.
899
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,871
It was a penknife, it was about this big.
900
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,434
No, that ain't right.
901
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:39,950
Len.
902
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:41,713
Lenny, wake up, son. Come on.
903
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:45,158
Now stop showing off, I've had your suit
cleaned and all, come on.
904
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:49,590
There's no choice in the matter,
we need to act now, I need your signature.
905
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:55,394
Mrs McLean, I need you to understandthat if we don't amputate your husband's leg,
906
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:56,556
he will die.
907
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:59,440
He wouldn't want to live like that.
908
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,273
He's gonna have to die.
909
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:07,752
I can't bear this, Lenny, I need you.
910
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,040
We're a team, remember?
911
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:25,113
Please, Lenny, Please come back to me.
912
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,593
I can't live without you.
913
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:34,074
Please come back to me.
914
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,640
Len, I've never heard of him.
915
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,755
Look at all you mugs.
916
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:48,674
Wild thing
917
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,198
You make my heart sing
918
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:59,397
You make everything groovy
919
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,119
Wild thing
920
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:08,396
Wild thing
921
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,116
I think I love you
922
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:14,634
But I wanna know for sure
923
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:19,434
Come on and hold me tight
924
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,114
I love you
925
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,396
Wild thing
926
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,271
You make my heart sing
927
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:45,997
You make everything groovy
928
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:57,516
Well done.
929
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:02,237
I made you, Lenny. I made you what you are.
930
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,599
I'm proud of you, boy.
931
01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:08,437
You mad bastard.
932
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:22,832
Where is he? Where's my fucking husband?
933
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,075
Calm down, please.
934
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:27,038
Don't tell me to fucking calm down,
where is he?
935
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:28,913
Listen, he checked himself out.
936
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:32,874
We tried to keep him here, but when we
dressed his wounds the gangrene had healed.
937
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:36,035
We've never seen
anything like it, Mrs McLean.
938
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:37,554
Oh, my Lord.
939
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,312
So you're back, then?
940
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,310
Yeah.
941
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,280
For good?
942
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:26,154
Yeah.
943
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:35,517
I thought I'd lost you, Len.
944
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,074
Nah.
945
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:44,679
You ain't getting shot of me that easy.
946
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:38,998
You're my one and only, Val.
947
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:42,196
I know.
948
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:01,273
Bit of history here, boy.
949
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,229
Freddie.
950
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:13,640
Hey!
951
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:16,039
Have you still got my picture on your wall?
952
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:18,677
Look who I brought to darken your door.
953
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:24,034
He's going to get fit, ain't ya?
He's going to train like a pro.
954
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:25,435
I'm gonna kill Roy Shaw.
955
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:26,909
That's the spirit.
956
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,152
Yeah, alright. Box on.
957
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:31,913
Come on, you girls.
958
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:33,954
Shouldn't be too tight.
959
01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:36,038
You want to look after your hands.
960
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:37,999
Your hands are your weapons.
961
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,800
Gloves should feel like a second skin.
962
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:48,076
You make your hands into a box
and that's why they calls it boxing.
963
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:52,037
Well, that is fascinating, John John.
Tell me more.
964
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:54,758
You know the difference between me and you?
965
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,355
Yeah, I'm handsome.
966
01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:00,079
About four stone.
967
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:02,000
You punch someone, they are spark out,
968
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:04,117
I punch someone,
they are going to hit me again.
969
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:07,238
Now Pretty Boy Shaw,
he's no fucking dolly mixture.
970
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:08,994
He's an ex-pro.
971
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:16,158
So you, you cheeky lump,
are going to have to learn to box.
972
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:22,549
Give us a cuddle.
973
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,310
Come on, give us a cuddle.
974
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,592
You're sticking your chin out
past your guard.
975
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,399
What is the point of having it there
976
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,877
if you are going to stick your chin
out past your fist? It's here.
977
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:42,310
See this apple.
978
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,040
I ain't fucking hungry, John John.
979
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:46,800
I want you to put this apple under your chin.
980
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:48,549
Go on.
981
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,393
That's it, that's it. Fuck.
982
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:52,870
You need to hold it in,
hold it in with your right hand,
983
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:55,111
There, you're covering the button.
984
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:56,356
Box on.
985
01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:57,510
You're gonna throw that right.
986
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:01,071
You better put your chin right down,
otherwise you're going to lose your apple.
987
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,112
Go on, Lenny. Get it down.
988
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,192
Throw a right, throw a right, two rounds.
989
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:07,839
Oh, that's it.
990
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,236
Time.
991
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:12,396
Go on, get a drink of water.
992
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:20,836
And again.
993
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,276
Oh, feel that.
994
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:32,993
Slip it, slip it.
995
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:36,870
Slip it, slip it, that's it.
996
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,155
That's it, don't lean in, don't lean in,
997
01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:39,913
You're spinning.
What you're doing is leaning in.
998
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,440
Time, time, time!
999
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:47,156
Time!
1000
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,592
Oi, gloves down.
1001
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,152
Morning Len, you're up early, ain't you, son?
1002
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:04,876
You alright?
1003
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:07,113
What you got for me, then?
1004
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,599
What's she worth to you?
1005
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:14,949
I tell you what, it's only worth a carpet,
but today's your lucky day, Len.
1006
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:16,276
I'll give you a monkey for it.
1007
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:17,710
I'll tell you what.
1008
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:24,315
That's for you, alright?
1009
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:29,240
Good boy.
1010
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:32,313
Charlie, throw a bucket of water over it
1011
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:34,596
and stick it on the front
for a bag of sand, will you?
1012
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,070
Here he is.
1013
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:06,600
Alright.
1014
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,759
Just lemonade please, Ethel.
1015
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,160
Lemonade?
1016
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,560
It's, er... For the damage I caused.
1017
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:26,313
No, you're alright, son,
I don't hold grudges.
1018
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:28,239
You take that, Reenie.
1019
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:30,995
My nut's clear now.
1020
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:33,439
I took some liberties in here.
1021
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:47,193
Oh, where's... Where's Douglas Haig, then?
1022
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:50,599
I had him stuffed, Lenny.
1023
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:53,557
He passed on Friday week.
1024
01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:55,914
Natural causes.
1025
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,118
Reenie found him in bed
1026
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:03,114
with Bobbie Sunlight
hanging out the back of him.
1027
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:07,515
Oh, nothing untoward, mind.
1028
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:10,114
That's too bad.
1029
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:12,956
Why are you wobbling like an old chimp?
1030
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:15,517
I am in training again, Leslie.
1031
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:17,190
Oh?
1032
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:20,073
Worth a flutter, are you?
1033
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:25,671
Back your life on me, Leslie,
back your life on me.
1034
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:29,192
Oh, there's not a lot of life left to back.
1035
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:35,314
Leslie, you've been saying that for a decade.
1036
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:48,152
You want to go
and make it right with Carrots.
1037
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,080
Well.
1038
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:01,958
I suppose it was an apology.
1039
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:04,835
Sort of.
1040
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:12,432
Ladies and gentlemen,the rematch you've all been waiting for.
1041
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:18,830
The unlicensed boxing heavyweightchampionship of the world.
1042
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:26,880
Thanks, pet.
1043
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:29,873
Come on, Len.
1044
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:31,236
Alright?
1045
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:34,954
Where are those weapons, boy?
1046
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:37,839
Here, these gloves are the business,
much better, much better.
1047
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:41,319
You remember what we trained?
1048
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:42,436
Right.
1049
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:44,836
You show him the left,
you don't throw him the left.
1050
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:46,718
You move but you don't lead.
1051
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,634
You throw the right,
you don't throw yourself in with it.
1052
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,873
When he comes in close,
you squeeze the air out of him.
1053
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:56,112
You push him into the ground,
you soak a few up in the stomach.
1054
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:58,954
You're good down there,
and you put him on the ground.
1055
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:03,392
And this time, you make sure
he doesn't get up.
1056
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,195
Good boy, son.
1057
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:11,600
Hello, boy.
1058
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:14,915
All grown up and doing a turn, hey?
1059
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:20,231
Famous now, I bet you're
a bit flush, ain't ya, hey?
1060
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:24,271
Looking after the family?
1061
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:29,116
What?
1062
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:36,998
I should have slung him out the window
when I had a fair chance.
1063
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,433
You'll lose tonight.
1064
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:44,796
What are you going to do, Lenny, hey?
1065
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:49,557
Bite my throat out like you did
to your cousin, Carrots?
1066
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:52,035
You're a gutless coward.
1067
01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:54,274
I know what you did.
1068
01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:57,910
I know what you did to the family.
1069
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:05,712
It was me. Me, who made Lenny who he is, Val,
1070
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:08,077
and you'll thank me if he wins tonight.
1071
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:12,198
My Lenny don't drink no more.
1072
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:17,837
But the day that you fucking die,
I am going to go and buy him a shandy.
1073
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:23,396
Couldn't do much for his brother,
though, could he, eh?
1074
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:31,917
You're nothing to me, Jim.
1075
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,314
You hear me?
1076
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:36,358
You are nothing to me.
1077
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:39,115
Look at me.
1078
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:41,120
Look at me.
1079
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:43,670
Look at me.
1080
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:50,355
Now, you get out of this room before you
make me break my promise to my mum.
1081
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:06,600
You alright, Len?
1082
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:13,555
Yeah.
1083
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:15,632
Of course, I'm alright.
1084
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:17,919
I'm Daddy Cool.
1085
01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:27,156
Good boy, son.
1086
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:32,630
- Let's put on a show, hey?
- Yeah.
1087
01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:34,556
Oh.
1088
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:38,798
Come on, boy, we don't want
to keep Shawy waiting.
1089
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:43,876
No, no, no, let's give him a minute.
Let him think I've bottled out.
1090
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:45,594
Yeah.
1091
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:49,636
If that leg flares up,
I'm throwin' the towel in, right?
1092
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:52,954
Let's give Shawy his Gary Glitter moment.
1093
01:20:56,960 --> 01:21:02,672
Ladies and gentlemen. And in the blue corner
1094
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:06,151
still the Guv'nor,
1095
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:10,759
Roy "Pretty Boy" Shaw.
1096
01:21:15,940 --> 01:21:18,091
Come on, Lenny. You're on.
1097
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:20,990
Open the fucking door for me. Come on.
1098
01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:29,956
Come on, Len, ready? Come on, boy.
1099
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:31,599
Right and shut him up once and for all.
1100
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:53,640
Out of Hoxton,
1101
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:57,630
Lenny "The Boy" McLean.
1102
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:00,349
Come on, Lenny.
1103
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:12,909
Come on, Len.
1104
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:37,198
Come on, Len.
1105
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:39,876
Come on, Len.
1106
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:52,553
I've made him into a man.
1107
01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:55,116
I'm doing it for his own benefit.
1108
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:37,280
Lenny, Lenny!
1109
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:42,593
Who's the Guv'nor?
1110
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:45,073
Who's the Guv'nor?
1111
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:47,114
I'm the Guv'nor.
1112
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:49,757
I'm the Guv'nor.
1113
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:54,000
Who's the Guv'nor?
1114
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:03,240
I'm the Guv'nor, I'm the Guv'nor.
1115
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:06,232
I'm the Guv'nor.
1116
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:13,951
I'm the Guv'nor.
1117
01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:24,314
You've got to fight to get anywhere,
you know, if you don't fight you're just
1118
01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:26,716
one of the crowd, and one of the crowd
don't get nothing.
1119
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:30,236
So I started off as a kid, fighting.
1120
01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:34,311
And I was the best when I was a kid.
1121
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,514
And I wanna be the best, now.
1122
01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:41,558
You know, you've got
to survive in the East End.
1123
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:43,556
And, er...
1124
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:45,359
So how did you manage to survive?
1125
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:48,433
Be the best fighter, be the Guv'nor.
81131
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