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I got out of the truck in this two-bit town.
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I got no money and no prospects.
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What I need right now is a stiff drink,
a cold shower and a hot broad.
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I'll take 'em in any order they come.
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Oh, yeah, one other thing I need: An angle.
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If it weren't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have any luck at all.
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Can I help you?
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Either my luck had just changed,
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or fate just bought me
another round of trouble.
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The house needs a few repairs. It's small...
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She kept yammering the whole time,
but her hips were doing all the talking.
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We haven't had a man
around here for so long that...
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It couldn't have been any clearer
what the set-up was.
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- The next move was up to me...
- Stop.
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Hold it. Stop. Don't tell me.
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That's all the time we have. Sorry.
Next time.
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- I have 18 minutes.
- I don't wanna hear any more today.
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Why not?
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- Mr Follett, do you trust me or not?
- I don't know. I've only seen you for...
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- Without trust, you might as well not come.
- I didn't say I didn't wanna come.
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Good. Then go.
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- Hi, Charlie.
- Hi, Doc.
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Doc, you're early. What happened?
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- My patient had to leave early.
- Who?
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Does "nosy" have any meaning to you, Lily?
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I think it's like... inquisitive?
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- It was Henry Follett.
- You see him a lot.
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It's wrong of you to reveal it.
Next you'll reveal his problem.
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- What do you wanna know?
- I'm never telling you anything.
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- Hey, Doc. How's it going?
- Fine, Elizabeth. You?
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Mumford, how long
have you been in this town?
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- I don't know.
- Four months, two and a half weeks.
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You've got more patients
than the other two shrinks.
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- I don't think even you could know that.
- Look at that guy.
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You know who that is, don't you?
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You really don't?
That's Skip Skipperton, man.
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- He gets hit by a truck, the town shuts.
- So that's him, the Panda man?
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What makes you so popular?
What's your secret?
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You like me. How come?
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I'm not sure. Let me think about it.
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I'm watching Brokaw, and they've got
some astronomer, this limey know-it-all.
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He says with this Himball telescope they've
discovered 400 million more galaxies.
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I guess that's supposed
to make me feel small?
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I'm supposed to feel insignificant?
Is that the point?
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'Cause I'll tell ya, it didn't!
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Lionel, since this is our first session,
you can sit up and look at me if you like.
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Tell me about what brought you here.
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Kind of impatient
for a big-time headshrinker.
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How about you let me explain it my way,
OK? Thanks.
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So, in my dream, it's always the same.
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I wake up in my room when I was a kid
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and I realise
it's the day of the big exam at school.
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Which is no problem for me because I'd
attended every class, so I'm totally prepared.
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Then I see myself running down the hall
at school. This is very interesting, I think.
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It's not really my school.
It's the school from the next district.
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- Go on!
- Even though I arrive early,
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everybody is already there,
but the surprising part is...
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I'm the only one who's prepared.
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- You'll have to get out.
- You can't do this.
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Sure I can, Lionel.
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I am a criminal lawyer. You think
I like my clients? I can't stand most of them!
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But I don't kick them out.
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That sign says, "We can refuse service
to anyone. " I don't wanna see you back here.
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Do you at least have a back door?
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Come out this way, Lionel.
No shame in therapy, is there, Althea?
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Not at all. It takes guts, Lionel.
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Maybe some of us don't need this crap.
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And it's the Hubble Telescope,
not the Himball.
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Jeez, what an asshole!
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What do they want from me?
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What have I done that's so wrong?
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They act as if they don't have
their own peculiar things.
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Everybody's got something
they're not so proud of. Even you, probably.
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- Me more than most.
- Why are they ganging up against me?
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- I think they're worried about you.
- It's the kids. It isn't Jeremy.
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He had nothing to do with my coming to you,
except pay. He's always willing to pay.
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He's extremely generous.
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I am so humiliated that my own children
would threaten me.
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How did they threaten you?
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They said if I didn't get help,
they wouldn't deal with me any more.
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- What do you think of that?
- Good kids.
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You must come to the house
for dinner on Thursday.
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Really? You think so?
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Yes. Jeremy will be home for the weekend,
and you can meet the kids.
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How are you doing, Ainge?
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- Evening, Lily.
- Hey, Doc.
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Ainge.
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Tonight on "Unsolved Mysteries"...
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She loved horses, but even though
Shelly Malone was an expert rider,
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witnesses claim
she died in a freak riding accident.
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Shelly's family thinks
the truth is very different.
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In Indiana, a sudden storm
spells trouble for a motorcyclist.
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Tragedy seems inevitable until a mysterious
lady in black appears from out of nowhere.
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Join me. Perhaps you may be able
to help solve a mystery.
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He had the tattoo that said "Naomi for ever",
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but they're broken up,
so he has to have it removed.
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But while it's healing, or whatever
you call it when a tattoo's removed,
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he meets Heidi,
and it's serious, immediate love.
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In no time he's gone from the most beautiful
actress to the most gorgeous model.
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What do you mean, "In no time"?
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- Three or four issues.
- Weekly or monthly?
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Monthly. God!
How shallow do you think Brad is?
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Why do I waste my time
telling you this stuff?
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Why do you think you tell me?
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Don't do that thing. Please, I beg of you.
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- That shrink thing.
- It's a big part of the show.
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You really need to let people smoke in here.
It's perverse.
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What do they pay you to see me?
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School doesn't pay you? What deal is that?
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- It's called pro bono.
- Pro boner?
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There was this article my friends and I read.
It was "25 Signs He's Great in Bed".
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- It was very fascinating.
- Where was this?
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The "New York Times".
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The first one was, he handles produce well.
Which we already knew.
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- You have a lot of the signs.
- Been watching me in the supermarket?
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Have women found you attractive?
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I knew you wouldn't answer.
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I've been thinking
about what you said the last time
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about me trying to lose weight
and constantly not.
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You said people would be happier
if they accept that some things don't change,
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that it'd be some kind of a relief
or something.
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Well, I guess I'm just a dumb bitch,
but how depressing is that moment?
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The moment when you give up.
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Skip's in!
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Hi, Skip.
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Hi.
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You're Doc Mumford. Skip Skipperton.
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- How are you?
- Fine. OK. Pretty good.
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I've been hoping we'd meet.
I've heard a lot about you.
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Do you think we could...
Can I buy you a drink?
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Sure.
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"Find the need and fill it,"
my dad used to say.
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I guess a lot of dads say that,
but I did and it just took off.
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No kidding. Panda Modem -
where did that come from?
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Panda? I've always liked giant pandas.
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I've seen them in the wild.
That's the kind of thing I can do... now.
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I can do pretty much anything
I wanna do these days.
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So now we make 23% of the modems
in the market, which is pretty good.
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When I was growing up, the timber business
was playing out. The town was dead.
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Panda Modem changed all that.
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Now just about everybody in town
works for me or depends on the company.
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Which is kinda the problem.
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Would you like another... whatever that is?
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- No, I'm all right. It's grapefruit juice.
- Far out!
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I'm gonna get another beer.
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All right.
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You want me to be your friend,
but that's not what's really going on.
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You have some problems
and you want some therapy,
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but it would be bad for Panda Modem stock
if word got out you had head problems.
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- Can I ask a personal question?
- That's what I want.
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- Have you thought about getting a wife?
- Yeah.
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When Panda started to happen,
I was dating women from New York, LA...
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They came out of the woodwork -
models, actresses, venture capitalists.
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Not the kind who were interested in me
before I hit it big.
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And I discovered that these girls
did not love me for myself.
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The majority didn't even like me. But
they'd have gladly become Mrs Skipperton.
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Can you imagine that? Marrying somebody
just because they've got money?
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I gotta pee.
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Can I ask you something?
This town is called Mumford.
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Been that way since 18... 180... 1813, right?
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Here's the question.
Your name is Mumford too.
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Is that the question?
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You moved here from back east
and your name is the same as this town?
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Far out!
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Don't think I want you to do this for free.
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We play it like friends,
but I'll pay you like a doctor.
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- I understand.
- I have a lot of money.
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- Know how much?
- I won't tell you what I've got.
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- I've got three big ones.
- I'm impressed.
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I couldn't make $3 million ever.
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No, no. I have $3 billion.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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- Dr Mumford.
- Mr Crisp. I was looking for a ladder.
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Could you come with me, please?
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I should have come to your office.
I was gonna, but you walked in here.
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That's all right.
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My daughter, Sofie. She's got a problem.
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- What's that?
- We're not sure.
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We've been to doctors.
They all say different things:
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Epstein-Barr virus,
Chronic Fatigue Symptom...
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- Syndrome. Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
- That's it.
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- You know all about it?
- A little. There's debate about it.
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Some people think it's all in her head.
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It's been so bad, she had to move back
to Mumford and live with us.
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- I'm not sure that's the best thing.
- Why?
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A lot of reasons. Several different factors.
Would you see her, Doc?
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Sure. Why don't you bring her
to my office at three tomorrow afternoon?
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I'm not sure she'll come. She's in a mood.
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You ever go to somebody's house?
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Generally it doesn't work. Sends the wrong
message to people who need to change.
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This is great. This is exactly what I wanted.
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Skip, you must have people
to throw ball a with.
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You'd be surprised. Most guys
have kids or wives or girlfriends.
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It's not as easy as you think.
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- You're the head. Are they busier than you?
- Like I said, everybody works for me.
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It's not the same asking someone
to throw a ball. It's like an order.
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Would you say... Let me think how to put
this... Is your problem that you're lonely?
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- Don't you like this?
- Sure.
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Most guys would kill
to have someone to do this with.
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- Have you got a lot of friends?
- Lily and I talk a bit.
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- You know Lily who runs the coffee shop?
- No. I've seen her. Good-looking woman.
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- She's probably ten years older than you.
- Good-looking.
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She lives downstairs from me.
Got a dog named Danny Ainge.
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Really? Danny Ainge? I'm the only
person I know that likes Danny Ainge.
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- Outside of Celtic fans and Phoenix.
- Well, there's Lily.
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Did you know he was drafted
by the Blue Jays?
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Know what kind of athlete you have to be
to be in the NBA and the majors?
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- Amazing.
- Unbelievable.
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Lily named her dog after him? Far out!
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What kind of person
do you have to be to do this?
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- What?
- This.
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I would have traded any of it
to have made the Mumford High varsity.
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- So, Henry Follett is a patient of yours?
- Yeah.
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- He's my pharmacist.
- The guy's got some serious sex fantasies.
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Pretty good, too. Lots of detail.
Nothing hard core.
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Old-fashioned ones, from back when people
cared about atmosphere and character.
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His fantasy life's better than his actual one,
so he's disappointed in the real thing.
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- His wife got sick of it and left, took his kids.
- I wondered what happened to her.
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But there's something powerful going on
I don't get. We've got work to do.
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It's hit to the warning track!
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In these fantasies, Henry Follett is played
by a handsome guy with biceps.
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00:20:10,103 --> 00:20:13,543
Can you image that?
Where his self-esteem has to be?
224
00:20:15,984 --> 00:20:21,784
I'd like to move the guy to the point where
he gets to appear in his own fantasies.
225
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,994
- Dr Mumford.
- Mr Crisp.
226
00:21:04,238 --> 00:21:06,388
This is my daughter, Sofie.
227
00:21:21,588 --> 00:21:23,578
Have a seat.
228
00:21:31,055 --> 00:21:33,765
Feel free to lie down. Most people do.
229
00:21:34,058 --> 00:21:39,448
I'd better not. I'll fall asleep. It's too soon
for me to be sleeping with you.
230
00:21:41,315 --> 00:21:44,935
- What can you tell me about this?
- Oh, Lord.
231
00:21:45,277 --> 00:21:48,627
It's too exhausting
to tell you about my exhaustion.
232
00:21:48,947 --> 00:21:54,387
I didn't wanna come. I'm not hopeful
but I couldn't take the look on my dad's face.
233
00:21:54,828 --> 00:21:57,628
When did you start to feel this way?
234
00:21:57,914 --> 00:22:02,234
About six months ago, I guess it is now.
God, it seems like years!
235
00:22:02,585 --> 00:22:04,935
I'm embarrassed by it.
236
00:22:05,213 --> 00:22:11,893
Before this, when I'd hear people talk about
this kind of thing, I thought it was bullshit.
237
00:22:15,723 --> 00:22:18,083
What?
238
00:22:18,350 --> 00:22:21,870
You think that now.
You think it's a bunch of baloney.
239
00:22:22,187 --> 00:22:26,577
- No.
- I saw it. I saw it in your eyes.
240
00:22:28,818 --> 00:22:30,808
That's OK. Maybe it is.
241
00:22:31,071 --> 00:22:36,461
My mother always says, "Everything
that's wrong with you is in your head. "
242
00:22:36,868 --> 00:22:38,858
I suppose that's true.
243
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:43,190
When this started,
was there anything unusual in your life?
244
00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:46,691
Change of job, living situation, a loss?
245
00:22:47,002 --> 00:22:52,602
No, but it started one year to the day
after my divorce became final.
246
00:22:53,008 --> 00:22:55,478
That's not too suspicious, is it?
247
00:22:55,761 --> 00:23:00,311
It wasn't like I was feeling bad
about the divorce. Just the opposite.
248
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:11,330
As in, that's interesting. With enough clues
it's possible to figure these things out.
249
00:23:11,776 --> 00:23:14,086
Even if you don't think it's real?
250
00:23:14,362 --> 00:23:19,202
I don't know what's real and what isn't.
That's never been my strong suit.
251
00:23:19,575 --> 00:23:24,805
But if you've had to give up the life
you were living, it's worth trying to fix.
252
00:23:25,205 --> 00:23:28,745
- Maybe I can help you do that.
- What would you do?
253
00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:34,204
We. We would try several things,
but I need to see you a lot.
254
00:23:34,589 --> 00:23:37,629
I don't know. I barely made it today.
255
00:23:38,927 --> 00:23:45,317
I'll come to you. We'll try a little walking.
We'll take it slow. You'll handle it.
256
00:23:45,767 --> 00:23:49,677
I don't think I can afford it.
I don't want my dad paying.
257
00:23:50,021 --> 00:23:51,851
We'll work it out.
258
00:23:52,106 --> 00:23:54,826
You have the best answer for everything.
259
00:23:56,277 --> 00:24:00,427
You seem so hopeful.
Are you always this sunny?
260
00:24:01,865 --> 00:24:06,295
No one ever thought so.
You must bring it out.
261
00:24:38,608 --> 00:24:40,598
I'm so happy that you came.
262
00:24:40,861 --> 00:24:42,981
I'm so glad you invited me.
263
00:24:43,238 --> 00:24:45,708
Sorry everything's in such an uproar.
264
00:24:45,990 --> 00:24:51,860
Lots of big occasions coming up
and Christmas... is only eight months away.
265
00:24:52,288 --> 00:24:57,038
I don't know what's keeping Jeremy.
He stays in the city three nights a week.
266
00:24:57,418 --> 00:24:59,058
I guess I explained that.
267
00:24:59,295 --> 00:25:03,325
I know Katie's here,
but I am not so sure about Martin.
268
00:25:04,425 --> 00:25:09,215
I'm making dinner myself tonight,
so I'll have to leave you, I'm afraid.
269
00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:12,628
I'm awful,
but could you please help yourself?
270
00:25:12,933 --> 00:25:18,933
I just got a new copper saucière and it'll be
the death of us if I don't get back in there.
271
00:25:42,669 --> 00:25:46,139
- You're the doctor, aren't you?
- You must be Katie.
272
00:25:46,465 --> 00:25:48,695
Come here.
273
00:25:48,967 --> 00:25:50,957
Quick! Come on.
274
00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:11,931
Smith & Hawken, Scully & Scully,
Cuddledown, Linen & Lace,
275
00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:14,841
Plow & Hearth, Victoria's Secret,
276
00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:17,227
Wolferman's, Neiman Marcus,
277
00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:20,494
Coldwater Creek, Norm Thompson, J Crew,
278
00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:24,779
Sharper Image, Garnet Hill,
Hammacher Schlemmer.
279
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,500
You must be Martin.
280
00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:40,108
- Is this him?
- I showed him.
281
00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:43,701
Do you get it now? This is no joke.
282
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,480
Hi, kids.
283
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,934
Hi! Jeremy Brockett.
284
00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:57,907
- You must be Dr Mumford of Mumford.
- Nice to meet you.
285
00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:02,551
Sorry I'm late.
Traffic was a motherfucker. Have a drink.
286
00:27:06,749 --> 00:27:09,499
It's exciting when it all comes to me.
287
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:14,194
Sometimes I order double
so I can see what I'll send for gifts.
288
00:27:14,548 --> 00:27:18,858
- So now I have two of everything!
- Think you're gonna like this.
289
00:27:19,219 --> 00:27:21,969
You know much about Cuban cigars?
290
00:27:22,264 --> 00:27:23,624
Nope.
291
00:27:28,145 --> 00:27:30,135
I'll be back.
292
00:27:39,781 --> 00:27:42,581
Makes the whole thing that much better.
293
00:27:45,036 --> 00:27:48,346
Hold the flame a little bit below the end.
294
00:27:48,664 --> 00:27:52,344
That's it. Now turn it slowly while you draw.
295
00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:58,050
- You a man who likes to treat himself right?
- I've had my moments.
296
00:27:58,423 --> 00:28:04,103
I am and I'm not ashamed of it. Nobody's
last words were, "I treated myself too well. "
297
00:28:04,513 --> 00:28:08,033
"I should have spent more time at the office. "
298
00:28:08,350 --> 00:28:12,980
Fill in the blank. I don't mind the office.
You only go round once.
299
00:28:13,354 --> 00:28:16,514
So, like the Zens say, "Be here now. "
300
00:28:18,526 --> 00:28:21,676
- What do you do?
- Althea didn't tell you?
301
00:28:21,987 --> 00:28:24,577
We've been talking about her, mostly.
302
00:28:24,865 --> 00:28:30,335
Well, in '85, four of us left our firms and
formed an investment banking venture.
303
00:28:30,746 --> 00:28:34,856
- We have 23 people working for us now.
- You've done well.
304
00:28:36,251 --> 00:28:40,561
We've done very well.
You know anything about addiction, Doc?
305
00:28:41,631 --> 00:28:42,951
A little.
306
00:28:43,174 --> 00:28:48,654
Well, I'm addicted to winning. I say, when
you're in the red zone, you gotta score.
307
00:28:49,055 --> 00:28:51,565
So, what do you think?
308
00:28:51,849 --> 00:28:57,289
- Tastes good.
- No. I mean about Althea.
309
00:28:57,688 --> 00:28:59,838
About her... behaviour.
310
00:29:00,107 --> 00:29:04,417
- Think you can fix her up?
- What do you think's wrong with her?
311
00:29:04,778 --> 00:29:08,848
She's gone weird, is what's wrong.
She's out of control.
312
00:29:09,199 --> 00:29:13,159
Probably from living out here
in Mayberry RFD.
313
00:29:16,039 --> 00:29:19,109
But you're the doctor. What do you think?
314
00:29:24,547 --> 00:29:27,297
She seems very unhappy.
315
00:29:27,592 --> 00:29:30,472
I think we all knew that, Professor.
316
00:29:31,387 --> 00:29:36,507
The question, the real questionie is why?
317
00:29:45,442 --> 00:29:47,752
- Do you know how to drive?
- Sure.
318
00:29:48,028 --> 00:29:50,018
Got a licence?
319
00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:53,500
- But no car?
- Don't need it.
320
00:29:53,783 --> 00:29:56,253
I just got my licence two weeks ago.
321
00:29:56,536 --> 00:29:59,566
- You're good.
- I been driving since I was 12.
322
00:29:59,872 --> 00:30:01,512
That would explain it.
323
00:30:04,335 --> 00:30:07,325
- Can you help Mom?
- I'm trying.
324
00:30:09,757 --> 00:30:11,627
Got to.
325
00:30:12,843 --> 00:30:16,073
Nessa Watkins, she comes to you,
doesn't she?
326
00:30:16,388 --> 00:30:18,378
You're treating her, right?
327
00:30:19,766 --> 00:30:23,196
- What's wrong with her?
- Is she a friend of yours?
328
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,990
No. Sort of.
329
00:30:27,065 --> 00:30:32,215
She's so screwed up. Always
starving herself when she's already skinny.
330
00:30:32,612 --> 00:30:37,372
She could be cool, but all she does
is get wrecked and do all the guys.
331
00:30:37,742 --> 00:30:41,742
A person's gotta hate themselves
to act like that.
332
00:30:44,748 --> 00:30:48,738
You ever met a bigger shithead
than my stepfather?
333
00:30:55,967 --> 00:30:58,847
- Thanks, Martin.
- Ainge! Ainge!
334
00:31:00,305 --> 00:31:03,295
- Ainge!
- That's OK. Jeremy won't mind.
335
00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:10,290
Do we run into the street?
No, I didn't think so.
336
00:31:10,648 --> 00:31:13,078
Nice car! How's that place?
337
00:31:13,359 --> 00:31:15,399
It's a pretty piece of land.
338
00:31:15,653 --> 00:31:18,213
- And the Brocketts?
- Horror show.
339
00:31:18,489 --> 00:31:22,689
- What did you do tonight?
- It was insane around here, man.
340
00:31:23,035 --> 00:31:25,225
I had to call in the National Guard.
341
00:31:25,495 --> 00:31:29,195
- Then I did my laundry and watched "20/20".
- And...?
342
00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:34,011
It was shocking. Did you know
that the government is wasteful?
343
00:31:35,755 --> 00:31:41,345
You heard it here first. And being a
supermodel, Mumford, is no walk in the park.
344
00:31:41,761 --> 00:31:46,041
- Why do you watch?
- There's no gentleman caller, Doc.
345
00:31:46,390 --> 00:31:50,100
Not that I care. I've had it with men.
346
00:31:50,436 --> 00:31:53,546
They're so fascinated by their own crap.
347
00:31:53,856 --> 00:31:57,326
It took me four years to get the last one out.
348
00:31:58,235 --> 00:32:04,025
These days, my idea of a hot date
is a long shower by myself before bed.
349
00:32:04,449 --> 00:32:08,199
Now that, that feels good!
350
00:32:09,954 --> 00:32:12,954
And you don't have to do all that listening.
351
00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:19,157
Sorry, that's very insensitive.
I guess that's the story of your life.
352
00:32:46,239 --> 00:32:50,309
- I'm not making any promises.
- We can turn back any time.
353
00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:53,050
Boy, this should be interesting.
354
00:32:55,915 --> 00:32:58,545
Mother, I want you to meet Dr Mumford.
355
00:32:58,834 --> 00:33:03,274
- Mumford? Like the town?
- Yes. It's a pleasure meeting you.
356
00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:06,540
- What's happening?
- We're going for a walk.
357
00:33:06,842 --> 00:33:10,472
- Do you think it's a good idea?
- Dr Mumford does.
358
00:33:10,804 --> 00:33:15,804
I've put myself completely in his hands...
for today, anyway.
359
00:33:16,184 --> 00:33:19,944
- What kind of doctor are you?
- PhD, psychologist.
360
00:33:20,271 --> 00:33:22,471
Not a real doctor.
361
00:33:22,732 --> 00:33:27,682
- That's right, the fake kind.
- We better go, or I'm liable to bail out.
362
00:33:28,070 --> 00:33:30,190
Nice meeting you.
363
00:33:33,617 --> 00:33:35,607
Mom's such a cutie!
364
00:33:35,869 --> 00:33:38,699
Usually people don't hate me
till they know me.
365
00:33:38,997 --> 00:33:41,747
- You caught her in a good mood.
- Wow.
366
00:33:42,042 --> 00:33:46,562
Doesn't bother me any more.
It's my dad and brother I worry about.
367
00:33:46,921 --> 00:33:51,071
Maybe, but you're the one
whose ass is dragging.
368
00:33:51,426 --> 00:33:56,056
- Is that the technical description?
- Is she against you getting help?
369
00:33:56,430 --> 00:33:59,470
- We don't discuss it.
- Something's bothering her.
370
00:33:59,767 --> 00:34:04,437
We've all disappointed her.
Me, especially, but my dad, of course.
371
00:34:04,813 --> 00:34:08,653
She thinks my brother's OK,
but she didn't expect much.
372
00:34:08,984 --> 00:34:12,824
It's what happens
when you "marry beneath yourself".
373
00:34:13,155 --> 00:34:15,945
- Please forgive me.
- What?
374
00:34:16,241 --> 00:34:22,241
Negative thinking makes everything difficult.
We have to talk only about positive things.
375
00:34:25,291 --> 00:34:28,841
OK, then. Are you positive
your mother's a bitch?
376
00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:32,536
Just kidding.
377
00:34:33,966 --> 00:34:36,236
- Is this the treatment?
- Sorry.
378
00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:40,900
'Cause, I'll tell ya,
none of the others have tried this approach.
379
00:34:44,268 --> 00:34:49,058
- Just do it.
- I want you to tell me all your symptoms.
380
00:34:49,439 --> 00:34:52,949
- I'm embarrassed. The list is so long.
- Be specific.
381
00:34:53,276 --> 00:34:59,506
I'm tired all the time, obviously.
But then if I try to sleep, I have trouble.
382
00:34:59,949 --> 00:35:03,859
My muscles ache, and my joints.
I feel like an old person.
383
00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:08,043
Or like I did
back when I used to work out too hard.
384
00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:09,694
What else?
385
00:35:09,917 --> 00:35:11,507
Sore throat?
386
00:35:11,794 --> 00:35:16,074
Low-grade fever, painful lymph glands...
387
00:35:16,423 --> 00:35:20,303
Irritability? Forgetfulness? Depression?
388
00:35:20,635 --> 00:35:23,345
Yes, yes and definitely yes.
389
00:35:24,264 --> 00:35:26,264
Also, I get confused.
390
00:35:26,516 --> 00:35:30,226
Yeah. Most people have that.
It's confusing here.
391
00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:33,402
- Where?
- Life.
392
00:35:37,443 --> 00:35:39,323
Did I mention the headaches?
393
00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:42,240
- Did you get headaches before?
- Yeah.
394
00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:44,411
More now? Or more severe?
395
00:35:44,658 --> 00:35:48,488
They're about the same.
My marriage was one long headache!
396
00:35:48,829 --> 00:35:53,619
The headaches may not
even be a part of this.
397
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,630
- I can give myself a headache instantly.
- Is that like a party trick?
398
00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:02,875
All I need is
two conflicting thoughts at the same time.
399
00:36:03,218 --> 00:36:07,128
Like I'll think,
"Taking these walks will help Sofie. "
400
00:36:07,472 --> 00:36:13,182
Then I think, "Mumford, you just enjoy it.
You're kidding yourself about the benefits".
401
00:36:13,602 --> 00:36:16,242
There. I've given myself a real whopper.
402
00:36:16,522 --> 00:36:20,232
You actually address yourself by name
in your thoughts?
403
00:36:24,655 --> 00:36:28,405
You think two opposing ideas
in your head causes damage?
404
00:36:28,742 --> 00:36:34,852
Sometimes, yeah. Pulling in two different
directions makes tiny tears in our fabric.
405
00:36:35,290 --> 00:36:38,280
Then my life has been
some kind of huge rip.
406
00:36:51,639 --> 00:36:53,829
- Hey, Skip.
- Hey, Doc.
407
00:36:54,099 --> 00:36:57,489
We're not supposed
to get together until Thursday...
408
00:36:57,811 --> 00:37:00,411
That's all right. What's on your mind?
409
00:37:02,023 --> 00:37:04,743
How many sessions have we had now, Doc?
410
00:37:06,486 --> 00:37:08,636
Six. And it's been good.
411
00:37:08,905 --> 00:37:12,445
Like we're two buddies,
hanging out, shooting the shit.
412
00:37:12,784 --> 00:37:14,104
Yeah.
413
00:37:17,497 --> 00:37:22,887
This is really hard.
Everything I wanna say is hard.
414
00:37:23,294 --> 00:37:26,604
We're like friends, almost,
who trust each other.
415
00:37:29,007 --> 00:37:33,207
I wanna tell you something,
but I need to ask you a question.
416
00:37:33,553 --> 00:37:37,793
For me to tell you this thing...
I haven't told anybody about it.
417
00:37:38,141 --> 00:37:41,021
It's the biggest secret I've got.
418
00:37:41,311 --> 00:37:45,271
Sometimes it's best
to keep a few things for ourselves.
419
00:37:45,607 --> 00:37:50,237
- You're a shrink. Can't I tell you everything?
- It's just a thought.
420
00:37:53,030 --> 00:37:55,500
That relates to what I wanna ask you.
421
00:37:55,783 --> 00:38:00,253
I've noticed that sometimes,
when we're hanging out,
422
00:38:00,621 --> 00:38:04,661
throwing the ball or when we went bowling,
sometimes you'll...
423
00:38:09,463 --> 00:38:12,463
...tell me things about your other patients.
424
00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:20,696
Maybe that's all right. I don't know much
about psychology or therapy or ethics.
425
00:38:22,183 --> 00:38:25,223
So, maybe there's something I missed.
426
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,030
You're concerned I can't be trusted.
427
00:38:28,314 --> 00:38:31,434
I trust you. Definitely. No question.
428
00:38:31,734 --> 00:38:37,494
But I'm concerned. You're not meant to tell
anyone your patients' problems, are you?
429
00:38:39,491 --> 00:38:43,881
That is correct, Skip.
I'm gonna have to take a long look at that.
430
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:53,418
- OK, then. What I was gonna tell you...
- Knowing what you just said...
431
00:38:53,796 --> 00:38:58,306
I trust you. You've listened to me
better than anybody, maybe ever.
432
00:38:58,676 --> 00:39:02,866
- This secret, I can't stand it any more.
- OK.
433
00:39:04,807 --> 00:39:07,687
I'll tell you as simple and direct as I can.
434
00:39:07,977 --> 00:39:11,327
You understand this is a big secret,
between us?
435
00:39:11,647 --> 00:39:15,767
You know I've got this gift
for certain kinds of machines?
436
00:39:16,109 --> 00:39:18,829
You are Panda, monarch of modems.
437
00:39:19,112 --> 00:39:22,022
Even though I make
23% of the world's modems,
438
00:39:22,324 --> 00:39:26,564
I cannot make a connection
with a woman who could love me.
439
00:39:26,911 --> 00:39:30,271
- Let's say that for now.
- It's true. Believe me.
440
00:39:30,581 --> 00:39:36,501
So, do you know what I've been doing,
all alone in my workshop for two years?
441
00:39:36,921 --> 00:39:42,201
Mr Find-the-Need-and-Fill-It.
How I spend my every solitary hour?
442
00:39:44,678 --> 00:39:46,478
Guess.
443
00:39:48,557 --> 00:39:50,147
Go ahead. Guess.
444
00:39:51,726 --> 00:39:56,156
- Jerking off?
- No! Although that's a good guess.
445
00:39:57,399 --> 00:40:02,469
No, what I've been working on,
what no one has been able to create:
446
00:40:04,530 --> 00:40:07,440
A virtually lifelike humanoid,
447
00:40:07,742 --> 00:40:10,972
gender specific, anatomically functional...
448
00:40:12,997 --> 00:40:15,717
...sexual surrogate slash companion.
449
00:40:17,709 --> 00:40:21,669
- Slash what?
- Sexual surrogate slash companion.
450
00:40:23,673 --> 00:40:26,873
- A doll?
- No, Doc, not a doll!
451
00:40:27,177 --> 00:40:31,247
I am Panda Modem.
I'm talking about much more than a doll.
452
00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:36,068
The world has never seen what
I'm talking about except in the movies.
453
00:40:44,735 --> 00:40:48,765
- How's it coming?
- You don't think I'm insane?
454
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:54,234
- That's your secret, like a trade secret?
- No, Doc, a private secret.
455
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:59,330
It's psychotic. It's pitiful.
What am I? Dr Frankenstein?
456
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:03,357
- Aren't you repulsed?
- Sounds like a good idea.
457
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:06,230
- Really?
- Definitely.
458
00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:10,140
Skip... that's not much of a secret.
459
00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:11,776
It's not?
460
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:15,721
It's OK. It's just not something
to be ashamed of.
461
00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:19,887
Maybe you don't want people knowing,
and it's safe with me,
462
00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:24,897
but on the scale of dirty little secrets,
it'd give it a two.
463
00:41:27,442 --> 00:41:29,832
You wanna know a secret?
464
00:41:30,904 --> 00:41:34,454
I'll tell you a secret. This is just between us.
465
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,230
The secret, Skip, is this:
466
00:41:41,247 --> 00:41:44,557
I am not now, nor have I ever been...
467
00:41:46,377 --> 00:41:47,967
a psychologist.
468
00:41:50,965 --> 00:41:55,985
We'd better get going. Just follow my light
and, Skip, watch your step.
469
00:42:03,226 --> 00:42:05,336
- Who else knows?
- Just you.
470
00:42:05,604 --> 00:42:08,964
It's time you did some talking, Dr Mum...
471
00:42:09,274 --> 00:42:12,234
Wait a minute. That is your name, isn't it?
472
00:42:13,820 --> 00:42:16,290
Damn! What is your name?
473
00:42:17,490 --> 00:42:21,400
- It doesn't matter. Call me Doc.
- It matters to me.
474
00:42:21,744 --> 00:42:26,374
- I've told you a lot of private stuff.
- I can tell you anything else.
475
00:42:26,749 --> 00:42:29,869
What about everything else?
How did this happen?
476
00:42:33,046 --> 00:42:39,716
Every species of mammal has found some
way to drug, inebriate or anaesthetise itself,
477
00:42:40,178 --> 00:42:43,408
even if it's just banging its head
against a rock.
478
00:42:43,723 --> 00:42:47,843
Seems to be some natural urge
to get away for a while.
479
00:42:49,187 --> 00:42:52,147
I've had it for as long as I can remember.
480
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,320
When I got a scholarship to go to college,
481
00:42:55,610 --> 00:42:59,130
I was the first in my family
to go beyond high school.
482
00:42:59,447 --> 00:43:06,207
My folks looked like a normal couple, which
they were 10% of the time, out in public.
483
00:43:07,412 --> 00:43:12,812
My roommate was from a planet
I had never heard of, called Scarsdale.
484
00:43:13,210 --> 00:43:15,250
Come on in, bro!
485
00:43:15,503 --> 00:43:18,583
The other kids
seemed to know things I didn't.
486
00:43:18,882 --> 00:43:22,762
In four years, I never got over feeling
that I'd sneaked in
487
00:43:23,094 --> 00:43:27,494
and was about to be exposed
as the hillbilly and impostor I was.
488
00:43:27,849 --> 00:43:33,289
The thing that always made those feelings
go away was fun: Drugs, sex.
489
00:43:33,687 --> 00:43:39,077
The only problem I had with degenerate
behaviour was I couldn't get enough of it.
490
00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:43,655
Over the next few years,
I had some challenging jobs.
491
00:43:45,741 --> 00:43:49,501
Pump jockey, pizza delivery,
pipe fitting, pest control.
492
00:43:49,828 --> 00:43:55,058
Lots of jobs that started with a P.
For some reason, I kept losing these jobs.
493
00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:59,288
Eventually, doing all these jobs,
I noticed something.
494
00:43:59,629 --> 00:44:03,779
For some reason,
probably because I was too stoned to talk,
495
00:44:04,133 --> 00:44:07,013
everywhere I went, people would talk to me.
496
00:44:07,303 --> 00:44:10,303
My brother started molesting me.
497
00:44:10,598 --> 00:44:12,988
They'd tell me everything.
498
00:44:13,267 --> 00:44:16,417
My real dad? Who have I been living with?
499
00:44:16,728 --> 00:44:20,638
Their problems, their innermost thoughts.
500
00:44:20,982 --> 00:44:26,612
Sometimes they'd pretend they needed
advice, but most wanted someone to listen.
501
00:44:27,030 --> 00:44:30,100
Told you she left me?
She'd just eat away at me.
502
00:44:30,408 --> 00:44:35,878
Anyway, one day I was spraying
for termites, when I had a vision.
503
00:44:37,081 --> 00:44:41,281
It was time to use my degree
and get a job with a desk.
504
00:44:41,627 --> 00:44:46,177
I took the civil service exam
and found myself working at the IRS,
505
00:44:46,548 --> 00:44:49,698
district 14, Central Administrative Office.
506
00:44:50,010 --> 00:44:53,290
I started as a clerk,
but I took advancement tests.
507
00:44:53,597 --> 00:44:56,317
There was more money to be made.
508
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,480
It appealed to me because,
though I was sure I could stop any time,
509
00:45:00,812 --> 00:45:05,282
I had developed an addiction to cocaine -
the best hobby I ever had.
510
00:45:05,650 --> 00:45:07,610
That is allowed!
511
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:13,170
But I didn't wanna be a revenue officer
where you were getting abused all day.
512
00:45:13,574 --> 00:45:17,094
And being one of the collection cowboys
had no appeal.
513
00:45:17,411 --> 00:45:21,961
But there was one job
that looked like it might be fun: Investigator.
514
00:45:22,332 --> 00:45:25,402
Your last job
before becoming a psychologist
515
00:45:25,711 --> 00:45:29,151
was an investigator
for the Internal Revenue Service?
516
00:45:29,464 --> 00:45:33,664
- Everybody has a story.
- Seems like you got the variety pack.
517
00:45:34,010 --> 00:45:39,370
What it felt like was a series
of separate, unconnected lives.
518
00:45:40,933 --> 00:45:46,093
Every time I left a life, it felt good.
Whatever problems I had were gone.
519
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:52,560
I had no friends, didn't talk to my family.
The only constant force in my life was drugs.
520
00:45:52,987 --> 00:45:55,627
An IRS investigator with a drug problem.
521
00:45:55,906 --> 00:45:59,736
I got teamed
with this fanatic named Gregory.
522
00:46:00,077 --> 00:46:04,987
He always got his man, whether
they deserved it or not. He was a closer.
523
00:46:05,373 --> 00:46:10,733
Then the collection guys would clean up.
Our speciality was sleazy skulking.
524
00:46:11,129 --> 00:46:15,759
We were a great team. I was a dope addict
and Gregory was insane.
525
00:46:16,134 --> 00:46:21,214
Him being insane didn't make it OK
that I fell in love with his wife, Candy.
526
00:46:21,597 --> 00:46:23,347
Holy shit!
527
00:46:23,599 --> 00:46:26,269
Get to know your therapist.
528
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:30,270
- You were messed up, man!
- Things got a lot worse.
529
00:46:30,606 --> 00:46:34,596
The way to get money out of taxpayers
is to intimidate them,
530
00:46:34,943 --> 00:46:41,053
which meant building up a convincing case
whether they'd done anything wrong or not.
531
00:46:41,491 --> 00:46:47,011
Our manager was pushing us hard to make
a case against a furniture maker, Warris.
532
00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:50,493
Gregory started acting
more and more irrational.
533
00:46:50,791 --> 00:46:56,181
We were breaking into their warehouse,
files, doing things that were over the line.
534
00:46:56,589 --> 00:47:00,259
Looking back, I'm sure
Gregory knew about Candy and me.
535
00:47:00,592 --> 00:47:03,192
It probably made him even crazier.
536
00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:08,070
What was scary was, on our team,
I had become the responsible one.
537
00:47:10,018 --> 00:47:12,608
When the case looked like collapsing,
538
00:47:12,896 --> 00:47:17,206
the manager put the squeeze
on Warris's accountant, Gorbeck.
539
00:47:17,567 --> 00:47:22,077
Few accountants have nothing
to worry about. Gorbeck decided to help.
540
00:47:22,447 --> 00:47:27,997
Warris said he'd done nothing wrong
and threatened to fight it all the way.
541
00:47:28,411 --> 00:47:31,721
He didn't expect his accountant
to turn on him.
542
00:47:32,039 --> 00:47:34,429
The manager stepped up the pressure.
543
00:47:34,708 --> 00:47:38,418
We didn't know
that Edmund Warris had a story, too.
544
00:47:38,754 --> 00:47:42,874
He'd been fighting
chronic depression for 30 years.
545
00:47:43,216 --> 00:47:46,726
During the investigation,
he fell off his medication.
546
00:47:47,053 --> 00:47:53,163
One Tuesday morning, he went down
to the factory, wrote his family a letter...
547
00:47:55,561 --> 00:47:59,471
then used a. 9mm automatic
they kept there to kill himself.
548
00:48:02,318 --> 00:48:05,038
The district manager decided to blame us.
549
00:48:05,321 --> 00:48:08,711
He started proceedings
to get rid of Gregory and me.
550
00:48:09,033 --> 00:48:11,873
Gregory went home drunk
and beat up Candy.
551
00:48:12,911 --> 00:48:18,671
Candy said she didn't wanna see me again.
She hated us and was leaving us both.
552
00:48:19,084 --> 00:48:21,644
It made perfect sense to me.
553
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:25,910
A decent man was dead
and some of it was my fault.
554
00:48:27,383 --> 00:48:32,743
Whatever this was, it felt like... the bottom.
555
00:48:33,973 --> 00:48:38,363
I wanted to leave, too, just like Candy,
get as far away from...
556
00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:42,220
...me as possible.
557
00:48:46,026 --> 00:48:48,016
And so you did.
558
00:48:48,987 --> 00:48:52,697
- And the drugs?
- Harder than I thought.
559
00:48:53,033 --> 00:48:56,263
On my third try,
I found a place in the desert
560
00:48:56,578 --> 00:48:59,138
that was run by an order of monks.
561
00:48:59,414 --> 00:49:01,054
And it worked.
562
00:49:01,291 --> 00:49:07,131
What about the name? Mumford. Why pick
the name of the town you were going to?
563
00:49:07,546 --> 00:49:12,216
You got it backwards. I had the name
when I started looking for a place.
564
00:49:12,593 --> 00:49:16,113
When I saw the town on a map,
I thought it was a sign.
565
00:49:16,430 --> 00:49:21,140
See, Mickey Mumford was in Miss Rice's
kindergarten class with me.
566
00:49:21,518 --> 00:49:26,388
He was killed with his parents
on their way back from a Steelers' game.
567
00:49:26,773 --> 00:49:31,533
He was only six.
There's a birth certificate but not much else.
568
00:49:31,903 --> 00:49:34,373
A birth certificate is enough?
569
00:49:34,656 --> 00:49:38,046
It all flows from that.
What doesn't can be purchased.
570
00:49:38,367 --> 00:49:43,277
My IRS training helped. There's not much
data you can't access and use.
571
00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:48,905
In a free society,
you are who you say you are.
572
00:49:49,253 --> 00:49:53,493
If you've screwed up one life,
sometimes you get another shot.
573
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,720
Be back.
574
00:49:55,967 --> 00:50:00,997
But you studied psychology?
Did the training, just never get the degree?
575
00:50:01,389 --> 00:50:03,979
- No. No training.
- Psych major?
576
00:50:04,267 --> 00:50:05,827
English Lit.
577
00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:08,420
Jeez, man! But you're good at it.
578
00:50:08,688 --> 00:50:14,158
I understand what it's like to wanna leave
a problem behind. That's all people want.
579
00:50:14,569 --> 00:50:17,209
Mainly, I listen.
580
00:50:44,514 --> 00:50:48,914
- Somebody's taking a shower down there.
- That'd be Lily.
581
00:50:49,268 --> 00:50:54,658
I wish I could live in the shower.
I'd take five a day, if I had the time.
582
00:50:55,065 --> 00:50:59,175
I went to this spa in Germany
up on this mountain.
583
00:50:59,528 --> 00:51:04,358
- The great thing, they kept you wet all day.
- Who'd you go with?
584
00:51:06,576 --> 00:51:08,926
That's not good.
585
00:51:14,709 --> 00:51:19,579
So, we get onto this steam-engine train
that runs up into the mountains,
586
00:51:19,964 --> 00:51:23,084
and this trip is everything
it's supposed to be.
587
00:51:23,384 --> 00:51:29,944
We're chugging along in this open car,
great views, mountain air blowing through.
588
00:51:30,391 --> 00:51:33,351
We'd been married, at this point, four years.
589
00:51:33,644 --> 00:51:39,284
He turns to me and for a second
he looked the way he did when we first met,
590
00:51:39,691 --> 00:51:44,131
and he says how he likes it better
when I wear my hair back.
591
00:51:47,907 --> 00:51:49,897
That wasn't so good.
592
00:51:55,998 --> 00:51:57,988
You're doing great.
593
00:51:58,959 --> 00:52:04,559
- Don't know if I'll make it the whole way.
- It doesn't matter. Go on.
594
00:52:04,965 --> 00:52:10,635
This makes me sound irrational, but
there was something about him saying this.
595
00:52:11,054 --> 00:52:17,454
It was the millionth time he'd told me about
some preference, and I was so tired of it.
596
00:52:17,894 --> 00:52:23,334
Seems like my whole life someone has been
telling me I'm just not getting it right.
597
00:52:23,733 --> 00:52:25,773
Can we rest for a second?
598
00:52:32,908 --> 00:52:37,108
You're purposely
making me talk while we do this,
599
00:52:37,454 --> 00:52:40,414
because you think this is good for me.
600
00:52:40,707 --> 00:52:44,177
- And you're a sadistic bastard.
- Yes.
601
00:52:44,503 --> 00:52:47,263
Who thinks there's nothing wrong with me.
602
00:52:47,547 --> 00:52:52,747
There's something wrong, especially
after hearing about your Roto-Rooter dream.
603
00:52:53,136 --> 00:52:56,086
- That was pretty bad.
- Disgusting.
604
00:52:56,389 --> 00:52:59,299
I'll bet you can interpret the whole thing?
605
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,560
It's pretty obvious to a trained professional.
606
00:53:03,896 --> 00:53:07,886
I hate those dreams
where everything means something.
607
00:53:21,204 --> 00:53:24,324
- Is that when you split up?
- No.
608
00:53:24,624 --> 00:53:29,304
A good story, but it was just the beginning.
We went on for a year.
609
00:53:29,671 --> 00:53:34,221
- Whose route is this?
- Brady Peck's. 14 years old. Lives next door.
610
00:53:34,592 --> 00:53:39,112
- And he's where?
- Down state at Jamboree, five days. Why?
611
00:53:39,472 --> 00:53:42,032
A gal could make a living doing this.
612
00:53:42,308 --> 00:53:45,658
How hard could it be
squeezing out some 14-year-old?
613
00:53:46,854 --> 00:53:49,454
- You like it?
- It's all right.
614
00:53:49,731 --> 00:53:52,481
Then expect me tomorrow morning at 5.30.
615
00:53:52,776 --> 00:53:57,896
- This is legitimate therapy?
- Hell, no. I just don't wanna do it alone.
616
00:53:58,782 --> 00:54:02,222
There's no way this behaviour
can be seen as anything
617
00:54:02,535 --> 00:54:05,845
but completely inappropriate
and unprofessional.
618
00:54:06,164 --> 00:54:09,364
I don't wanna tell you
how to run your businesses...
619
00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:11,657
- Practices.
- Whatever.
620
00:54:11,919 --> 00:54:15,389
Six months ago,
you were the only shrinks in town.
621
00:54:15,714 --> 00:54:20,074
I'm a psychiatrist. Dr Sheeler
is a psychologist, like Dr Mumford.
622
00:54:20,427 --> 00:54:22,697
That's fascinating.
623
00:54:22,971 --> 00:54:29,051
My point is, the value of your practices
could be seriously undermined by this bozo.
624
00:54:29,477 --> 00:54:32,117
There are only so many head cases.
625
00:54:32,397 --> 00:54:36,067
- What would you have us do, Lionel?
- Protect your turf.
626
00:54:36,401 --> 00:54:39,391
Check this guy out. I smell a rat.
627
00:54:39,696 --> 00:54:44,246
Mr Dillard, I'm sure Dr Delbanco
shares my gratitude for your concern,
628
00:54:44,617 --> 00:54:48,367
but you misunderstand
our calling to mental health.
629
00:54:48,704 --> 00:54:53,784
We're not in some widget business
trying to crush our competition.
630
00:54:54,168 --> 00:54:56,558
What the hell is a widget?
631
00:55:00,507 --> 00:55:02,817
Why do I waste my time?
632
00:55:03,093 --> 00:55:05,083
What an asshole!
633
00:55:06,262 --> 00:55:08,252
Ernest, what do you think?
634
00:55:10,225 --> 00:55:12,015
I think he's got a point.
635
00:55:16,397 --> 00:55:21,597
I found work my first day out, down
at old man Sutter's gas station and diner.
636
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,790
Back at the boarding house,
I heard a load of yelling
637
00:55:27,116 --> 00:55:31,906
and I got my first look
at the landlady's daughter.
638
00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:35,277
Don't walk away from me, young lady!
639
00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:45,196
Lucky for me she was plenty upset
but not too careful.
640
00:55:45,550 --> 00:55:48,670
Or maybe it wasn't an accident at all.
641
00:55:48,970 --> 00:55:50,290
Mr Follett.
642
00:55:50,513 --> 00:55:54,513
For I saw the beginning
of a vixen's smile and I knew...
643
00:55:54,850 --> 00:55:57,410
- Henry!
- What?
644
00:55:57,686 --> 00:56:00,196
- Stop now.
- Why? I'm paying for this.
645
00:56:00,481 --> 00:56:03,761
- Not me, you're not.
- You find it distasteful.
646
00:56:04,067 --> 00:56:07,057
Doesn't matter how I feel. It's how you feel.
647
00:56:07,362 --> 00:56:10,752
I enjoy it. Does that make me
some kind of deviant?
648
00:56:11,074 --> 00:56:15,554
- Just because I have a rich imagination?
- You didn't come for that.
649
00:56:15,912 --> 00:56:19,592
- No?
- You came because it's taking over.
650
00:56:19,916 --> 00:56:22,636
- You're in its grip.
- I never said that.
651
00:56:23,669 --> 00:56:25,659
Where's your wife, Henry?
652
00:56:29,508 --> 00:56:31,498
- Where's your wife?
- Go to hell.
653
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,750
I didn't hear you.
654
00:56:34,013 --> 00:56:37,013
I thought we were talking about me.
655
00:56:42,562 --> 00:56:44,552
We got divorced.
656
00:56:48,443 --> 00:56:51,643
I had to get rid of her.
She couldn't satisfy me.
657
00:56:51,946 --> 00:56:53,536
What?
658
00:56:58,494 --> 00:57:00,934
I was never satisfied.
659
00:57:01,205 --> 00:57:03,395
Now we're back on track.
660
00:57:11,924 --> 00:57:13,444
What's that?
661
00:57:17,220 --> 00:57:20,450
You are so mean.
662
00:57:38,699 --> 00:57:42,449
- That is such a wicked look.
- What is it, Nessa?
663
00:57:42,786 --> 00:57:46,456
Look at those legs.
This chick is 12 feet tall!
664
00:57:46,790 --> 00:57:50,100
That's the body I'm getting. I've ordered it.
665
00:57:50,418 --> 00:57:54,128
Whoa! This dress
has to be surgically applied.
666
00:57:54,464 --> 00:57:57,304
Where is this beach
where everyone has good teeth?
667
00:57:57,592 --> 00:58:01,712
- What do you want me to see?
- Just chill for a second.
668
00:58:02,055 --> 00:58:06,405
Look at this guy. Gorgeous,
although clearly not of this earth.
669
00:58:06,767 --> 00:58:10,157
Excellent pecs, mutant cheekbones...
670
00:58:12,231 --> 00:58:17,701
Where are you going? I'm showing you
something. I just need to find the thing.
671
00:58:18,111 --> 00:58:22,711
- If you don't want a session, it's OK.
- I wanna have the session.
672
00:58:23,075 --> 00:58:28,265
I thought I'd show you things that interest
me. We could share, as they say.
673
00:58:28,663 --> 00:58:31,223
But I guess not, which we already knew.
674
00:58:31,499 --> 00:58:34,059
- What happened?
- What do you mean?
675
00:58:34,335 --> 00:58:39,245
- Did something happen at school?
- These appointments were not my idea.
676
00:58:39,632 --> 00:58:42,022
True. Should we stop them?
677
00:58:45,012 --> 00:58:48,612
I don't think
you know what you're talking about.
678
00:58:48,932 --> 00:58:55,092
This shrink school you went to,
did you hear about it on an infomercial?
679
00:59:05,031 --> 00:59:08,341
I wanna live in the world
that these people are in.
680
00:59:10,244 --> 00:59:16,564
No one ever says anything in there.
Have you noticed? So they're all very cool.
681
00:59:17,001 --> 00:59:19,391
Like they're all really deep.
682
00:59:20,588 --> 00:59:24,868
It's when people start talking
that everything goes to shit.
683
00:59:26,885 --> 00:59:30,035
There's this kid at school - Martin Brockett.
684
00:59:30,347 --> 00:59:34,657
He has some gigantic idea of himself
that no one else shares.
685
00:59:35,018 --> 00:59:39,928
You wouldn't believe the crap he lays on me.
Who appointed him my guide?
686
00:59:40,315 --> 00:59:45,945
If he has everything so figured out,
how come his best friend's a. 22 rifle?
687
00:59:47,863 --> 00:59:51,653
And why does he spend all his time
chasing after me?
688
00:59:51,992 --> 00:59:57,432
- Probably thinks I'll give him a hummer.
- Do you think that's what he wants?
689
00:59:57,831 --> 00:59:59,821
No.
690
01:00:01,835 --> 01:00:06,625
I don't know what he wants,
but I know I don't like being watched.
691
01:00:07,007 --> 01:00:11,557
No one's ever paid any attention
to what I did and I liked it fine.
692
01:00:11,928 --> 01:00:16,078
Where does he get off telling me
I disrespect myself? Fuck him!
693
01:00:16,432 --> 01:00:18,792
Look in the mirror, bozo!
694
01:00:28,277 --> 01:00:30,067
Hello. Good to see you.
695
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,310
I'm Lily.
696
01:00:33,574 --> 01:00:35,574
What's the deal?
697
01:00:37,703 --> 01:00:42,333
Hey. They come through several times
a year. Good to see you again!
698
01:00:42,707 --> 01:00:46,777
- Where am I supposed to eat?
- You're on your own today.
699
01:00:50,006 --> 01:00:51,556
Skip!
700
01:01:03,185 --> 01:01:06,965
- Hey, Doc.
- I want you to meet Skip. Skip, Lily.
701
01:01:07,314 --> 01:01:11,634
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
- Me too. I was at your house.
702
01:01:13,028 --> 01:01:18,258
Upstairs with Doc. It's a very nice place.
I heard your shower.
703
01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:28,810
I see you going by on your board.
You're so young to be so...
704
01:01:29,168 --> 01:01:31,808
- What?
- So rich?
705
01:01:32,088 --> 01:01:34,038
So accomplished.
706
01:01:34,298 --> 01:01:38,088
I may be young, but Doc can tell you,
I'm very immature.
707
01:01:39,636 --> 01:01:43,866
- So, is this like a Japanese restaurant?
- I'd better go. Sorry.
708
01:01:44,224 --> 01:01:49,744
- That's a lot of people all at once.
- They pre-order. Choice of three entrées.
709
01:01:50,146 --> 01:01:52,056
What are they?
710
01:01:52,315 --> 01:01:55,585
Meatloaf, turkey quesadillas
and Salade Niçoise.
711
01:01:55,902 --> 01:02:00,342
- Salad Niçoise? I love Salade Niçoise!
- You do?
712
01:02:01,574 --> 01:02:05,454
- Well... Come on in.
- Far out!
713
01:02:12,501 --> 01:02:14,491
Dr Mumford.
714
01:02:16,505 --> 01:02:22,095
- Dr Delbanco. Nice to see you again.
- This is Dr Sheeler, the other therapist here.
715
01:02:22,510 --> 01:02:25,740
- I've heard great things about you.
- Thank you.
716
01:02:26,056 --> 01:02:30,446
You never got back to me.
We'd like to take you out for a meal.
717
01:02:30,810 --> 01:02:35,650
- Kind of a professional welcome.
- Forgive me, please. We must do that.
718
01:02:36,023 --> 01:02:39,783
- When?
- I'll call you when I have my calendar.
719
01:02:40,111 --> 01:02:43,661
- What are you doing for lunch?
- Right now?
720
01:02:47,618 --> 01:02:51,448
...annihilation anxieties
because of a depriving mother,
721
01:02:51,788 --> 01:02:55,138
but either way,
no one can escape the fear of death.
722
01:02:55,458 --> 01:02:59,418
It is, as William James put it,
"the worm at the core".
723
01:02:59,754 --> 01:03:06,944
Try as we may to ignore our own mortality,
"the skull will grin in at the banquet".
724
01:03:11,265 --> 01:03:14,335
I've run on. We're here to talk about you.
725
01:03:14,643 --> 01:03:16,633
Are we?
726
01:03:17,646 --> 01:03:22,956
What Ernest means, I think, is
we're very interested in other methodology.
727
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:26,800
We're great believers
in learning from each other.
728
01:03:27,114 --> 01:03:30,394
I've learned so much from Ernest.
Dr Delbanco.
729
01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:32,260
And I from Phyllis.
730
01:03:32,494 --> 01:03:36,044
So, the University of Kentucky,
who runs the programme?
731
01:03:36,372 --> 01:03:40,052
My mentor was an amazing teacher
named Benton Mandlebaum.
732
01:03:40,376 --> 01:03:44,046
Died quite tragically
in the collapse of a gazebo.
733
01:03:45,089 --> 01:03:48,919
Your extended training
was at an institution in that area?
734
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:51,140
Lots of institutions.
735
01:03:51,387 --> 01:03:57,377
My graduate advisor believed we should
experience prisons, clinics, halfway houses.
736
01:03:57,809 --> 01:04:01,799
For a while I was chief therapist
at a shopping mall.
737
01:04:02,147 --> 01:04:07,297
- Interesting approach. What was his name?
- Dorothy Fowler. Fantastic woman.
738
01:04:07,694 --> 01:04:11,374
She passed last year in a train wreck.
739
01:04:11,698 --> 01:04:13,648
Damned Amtrak.
740
01:04:19,622 --> 01:04:25,622
I trained in the east. Cornell. Whatever
anyone says, there are regional differences.
741
01:04:26,045 --> 01:04:29,475
I found the state certification exams
here harrowing.
742
01:04:29,798 --> 01:04:34,308
Yeah, very tough, but I guess that's good.
Keep out the quacks.
743
01:04:34,678 --> 01:04:38,988
- Which examiner did you have?
- Wallace Franklin from Greensburg.
744
01:04:41,434 --> 01:04:43,234
That was a terrible thing.
745
01:04:43,478 --> 01:04:47,228
I don't know why hang-gliding
is even considered a sport.
746
01:04:50,818 --> 01:04:55,448
We're interested in new therapies.
How would you characterise your approach?
747
01:04:55,823 --> 01:05:00,103
- My approach?
- Yes, your particular approach.
748
01:05:01,912 --> 01:05:05,702
I don't have one, really.
Most of the time, I'm faking it.
749
01:05:06,041 --> 01:05:09,751
There's not much that can be done
about most problems.
750
01:05:10,086 --> 01:05:12,876
They're too deep-rooted
by the time I hear them.
751
01:05:13,173 --> 01:05:17,213
The most I can do, usually,
is look and listen real closely
752
01:05:17,552 --> 01:05:21,782
and try to catch some glimpse
of the secret life everybody's got.
753
01:05:22,140 --> 01:05:27,530
If I can get a sense of that, then maybe,
just maybe I can help them a little.
754
01:05:29,814 --> 01:05:31,534
I see.
755
01:05:32,566 --> 01:05:36,276
- The argument had nothing to do with it.
- What was it about?
756
01:05:36,612 --> 01:05:39,762
I'd ordered
the 100 greatest books ever written.
757
01:05:40,073 --> 01:05:42,713
- What are they?
- All the great writers.
758
01:05:42,993 --> 01:05:45,833
Shakespeare, Dickens, Moby Dick.
Those people.
759
01:05:46,121 --> 01:05:50,721
- 100 books?
- It's irrelevant. It had nothing to do with it.
760
01:05:51,084 --> 01:05:53,684
- What happened?
- We argued on Sunday.
761
01:05:53,961 --> 01:05:57,161
He went to work on Monday
and stayed in the city,
762
01:05:57,465 --> 01:06:01,135
but on Thursday,
when he normally comes home, he didn't.
763
01:06:01,469 --> 01:06:04,979
- He didn't call till Saturday.
- You were concerned.
764
01:06:05,306 --> 01:06:10,896
It's happened before.
I am shocked by how little I'm feeling.
765
01:06:11,311 --> 01:06:13,301
I don't understand this.
766
01:06:14,773 --> 01:06:18,693
I'll probably have
a complete depressoid collapse soon.
767
01:06:19,027 --> 01:06:21,457
- Won't I?
- Doubtful. What did he say?
768
01:06:21,738 --> 01:06:27,528
He said he wasn't coming back. He said
it hadn't worked for him for quite a while.
769
01:06:27,952 --> 01:06:30,342
Do you know what I regret the most?
770
01:06:30,621 --> 01:06:34,301
I am sorry I let him
make the kids take his name!
771
01:06:34,625 --> 01:06:38,405
He was an acquirer.
He liked to acquire things.
772
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:48,230
You think that has
something to do with my problem.
773
01:06:48,555 --> 01:06:53,675
Ordering all those things.
Like I was on a campaign to out-acquire him.
774
01:06:54,060 --> 01:06:58,900
If I was just an acquisition to him
and he lost interest once he had me...
775
01:06:59,274 --> 01:07:02,634
Can't be it. It's too simple. And I still like it.
776
01:07:02,944 --> 01:07:08,064
This morning,
I ordered a marble turtle cheeseboard.
777
01:07:08,449 --> 01:07:13,729
Can I tell you something? You know how
assholes look at a woman with problems
778
01:07:14,121 --> 01:07:17,271
and say,
"What she needs is a good schtupping!"
779
01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:22,453
There may be something to that.
Jeremy didn't keep up his end.
780
01:07:23,964 --> 01:07:26,404
What difference does it make?
781
01:07:28,510 --> 01:07:30,550
Why do I feel elated?
782
01:07:31,888 --> 01:07:33,958
Am I in denial?
783
01:07:35,266 --> 01:07:37,536
You know what this feels like?
784
01:07:38,728 --> 01:07:42,558
- Time's up, but I've gotta get this out.
- Take your time.
785
01:07:42,898 --> 01:07:45,968
In high school, the thing that I wanted most,
786
01:07:46,277 --> 01:07:50,107
the thing I was desperately
in pursuit of, was a hall pass.
787
01:07:50,447 --> 01:07:56,197
I loved moving freely around the school
while everybody else was trapped in there.
788
01:07:56,620 --> 01:08:04,570
That's how I feel right now,
like I have some giant all-day hall pass.
789
01:08:14,971 --> 01:08:19,091
My God. Did it just get hot in here?
790
01:08:22,394 --> 01:08:28,034
I'll see you next time.
I'll probably be a basket case by then.
791
01:08:28,442 --> 01:08:33,442
- You can use the back if you like.
- No shame in getting a little therapy.
792
01:08:45,291 --> 01:08:47,201
Hello, Mr Follett.
793
01:08:49,086 --> 01:08:51,076
Have a good session.
794
01:09:00,013 --> 01:09:01,333
Henry?
795
01:09:04,434 --> 01:09:06,434
Henry.
796
01:09:15,820 --> 01:09:17,810
Hey, Doc!
797
01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:40,693
Hey, Doc.
798
01:09:40,969 --> 01:09:44,039
Thanks, Jennifer. I'll take him from here.
799
01:09:46,266 --> 01:09:50,656
I'm glad you came.
I've never brought anyone down here before.
800
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:53,010
I'm honoured.
801
01:09:56,942 --> 01:09:58,342
It's just me, Dino.
802
01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:11,450
Skip, I've got a problem and I need advice.
803
01:10:11,748 --> 01:10:14,578
You want my advice?
804
01:10:14,876 --> 01:10:16,866
Far out!
805
01:10:27,847 --> 01:10:32,237
I hope nothing you're about to see
will shake your faith in me.
806
01:11:03,464 --> 01:11:05,464
Pretty creepy, huh?
807
01:11:07,510 --> 01:11:09,500
Are you totally disgusted?
808
01:11:10,471 --> 01:11:14,071
Skip, you're a visionary.
That can be a burden.
809
01:11:14,391 --> 01:11:16,351
This doesn't seem perverse?
810
01:11:16,601 --> 01:11:19,721
Somebody's gonna figure this out someday.
811
01:11:20,021 --> 01:11:26,421
I'm really not comfortable here.
Can we go somewhere... more private?
812
01:11:26,861 --> 01:11:30,541
- It's not gonna be me. I'm giving it up.
- Really?
813
01:11:30,865 --> 01:11:33,165
Skip, you are so amazing!
814
01:11:33,451 --> 01:11:38,291
It's all your fault. In the last 48 hours,
I've completely lost interest.
815
01:11:38,664 --> 01:11:41,904
- What did I do?
- Lily.
816
01:11:43,043 --> 01:11:45,353
Lily?
817
01:11:45,629 --> 01:11:48,189
- That's great! You and Lily?
- Far out!
818
01:11:48,465 --> 01:11:55,215
She doesn't know yet. Of the two of us,
I'm the only one in love, but I'm really stoked.
819
01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:57,990
Doc, how can I be of help to you?
820
01:12:04,856 --> 01:12:06,966
Sorry.
821
01:12:07,233 --> 01:12:08,553
Wow.
822
01:12:09,735 --> 01:12:13,085
- I'm here for you, Doc.
- Skip...
823
01:12:13,405 --> 01:12:15,965
You know that it's improper, unethical,
824
01:12:16,242 --> 01:12:21,192
for a psychologist to have a romantic
relationship with one of his patients?
825
01:12:21,580 --> 01:12:25,410
- I guess that makes sense.
- Yes. Yes, it does.
826
01:12:29,421 --> 01:12:33,411
You've fallen in love
with one of your patients?
827
01:12:38,137 --> 01:12:42,017
- Doc, it's not me, is it?
- What?
828
01:12:44,268 --> 01:12:47,578
No, Skip, it's not you, but I like you a lot.
829
01:12:50,441 --> 01:12:52,721
Doc, what about this?
830
01:12:52,985 --> 01:12:55,895
You're not really a licensed psychologist.
831
01:12:58,031 --> 01:13:03,191
I guess that doesn't help.
I see where you're going here. It's a mess.
832
01:13:04,204 --> 01:13:05,524
Yep.
833
01:13:05,747 --> 01:13:12,297
Everyone who could corroborate his story
has recently died some exotic death.
834
01:13:12,754 --> 01:13:16,144
- They're neither recent nor exotic.
- They are dead.
835
01:13:16,465 --> 01:13:19,655
And yes, personally, I find it a bit odd.
836
01:13:19,969 --> 01:13:23,759
It could happen.
The certification exams seem in order.
837
01:13:24,098 --> 01:13:28,808
What's easier than hacking into a state
computer and putting in numbers?
838
01:13:29,186 --> 01:13:32,696
- Maybe he didn't even take the exams.
- That's true.
839
01:13:33,023 --> 01:13:35,223
I don't know it's that easy...
840
01:13:35,484 --> 01:13:40,434
Doctor, it sounds like you've bought his story
hook, line and bull-twaddle!
841
01:13:40,822 --> 01:13:45,422
You seem more disposed to him
than I understand. Did I miss something?
842
01:13:45,785 --> 01:13:51,335
For God's sakes, we have no reason to
doubt him! Are we listening to Lionel now?!
843
01:13:54,543 --> 01:13:57,103
Phyllis... Phyllis...
844
01:13:57,379 --> 01:13:59,649
Phyllis.
845
01:13:59,923 --> 01:14:06,083
- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to shout.
- No, no. It is I who am sorry, Dr Delbanco!
846
01:14:08,306 --> 01:14:13,856
I am sorry to have wasted your time...
with such...
847
01:14:15,063 --> 01:14:16,383
Phyllis...
848
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:46,930
Stop it! He's a kid. I'm old enough to be his...
849
01:14:48,428 --> 01:14:50,778
...his big sister!
850
01:15:01,482 --> 01:15:06,922
- Dr Mumford. Please come on in.
- Hello. I was wondering if Sofie was around.
851
01:15:07,321 --> 01:15:13,841
The wood is different here.
It's not as consistent as it is in some events.
852
01:15:14,286 --> 01:15:17,676
- Did you have a session?
- It's spur-of-the-moment.
853
01:15:17,998 --> 01:15:19,988
Look who's here!
854
01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:22,680
- You've met Sofie's mother.
- Mrs Crisp.
855
01:15:22,961 --> 01:15:25,871
- We've met.
- And this is our son, Ben.
856
01:15:26,172 --> 01:15:31,412
- It's a real honour. Have a seat.
- Actually, I can't. Could I see Sofie?
857
01:15:31,802 --> 01:15:36,882
- I insist. I've been wanting to meet you.
- Sofie's not here.
858
01:15:37,266 --> 01:15:42,416
Her friend from the city took her to dinner.
First time she's been willing.
859
01:15:42,813 --> 01:15:45,853
We owe it to you. She has perked up a lot.
860
01:15:46,149 --> 01:15:49,859
- What do you want?
- There's something we need to talk about.
861
01:15:50,195 --> 01:15:51,665
- What?
- Elizabeth!
862
01:15:51,905 --> 01:15:53,895
- We have a right.
- We do not!
863
01:15:54,157 --> 01:15:58,947
- Keep it zipped, Ben!
- Is there something we need to know?
864
01:16:00,830 --> 01:16:05,860
Yes, I guess I should tell you.
I don't think I can treat Sofie any more.
865
01:16:06,252 --> 01:16:09,452
- Finally, some common sense.
- What do you mean?
866
01:16:09,755 --> 01:16:11,625
- You know.
- No, I don't.
867
01:16:11,882 --> 01:16:13,202
- You do.
- Tell me.
868
01:16:13,425 --> 01:16:18,015
- Go to hell. It's a bunch of nonsense.
- I'm telling you, stop.
869
01:16:18,388 --> 01:16:21,028
You're telling me? That's rich!
870
01:16:23,101 --> 01:16:24,901
I'd better go.
871
01:16:25,145 --> 01:16:29,055
Why can't you see Sofie?
The treatments are working.
872
01:16:29,399 --> 01:16:32,439
- The problem is...
- You're a big fake!
873
01:16:32,735 --> 01:16:36,085
You haven't got a clue
what's wrong with that girl.
874
01:16:36,405 --> 01:16:39,945
- Wow, you're something.
- Take a hike, Dr Quack.
875
01:16:42,620 --> 01:16:45,010
Doctor, what is the problem?
876
01:16:46,206 --> 01:16:51,406
Problem? I guess there is no problem.
877
01:16:53,422 --> 01:16:59,052
- This friend, where did he take her?
- She. Roxy. I think they went to the Lantern.
878
01:16:59,469 --> 01:17:02,219
Roxy. Excellent.
879
01:17:03,181 --> 01:17:04,501
Roxy!
880
01:17:37,797 --> 01:17:39,787
Hi. Is Mr Follett around?
881
01:17:43,094 --> 01:17:46,254
- What is it?
- It's a thought I had.
882
01:17:46,556 --> 01:17:48,546
Should I open it now?
883
01:17:53,979 --> 01:17:57,529
Let me say something.
I have no idea if this'll help.
884
01:17:57,858 --> 01:18:00,978
What exactly is it supposed to do?
885
01:18:01,278 --> 01:18:04,548
Some imagery is haunting you
and getting in your way.
886
01:18:04,865 --> 01:18:08,695
- I don't necessarily agree.
- But you did come to me.
887
01:18:09,035 --> 01:18:13,145
These images were burned
into your brain when you were young.
888
01:18:13,498 --> 01:18:18,368
If we could nail down the exact fantasies,
maybe you could get past them.
889
01:18:19,337 --> 01:18:24,087
- Anyway, I thought we'd try an experiment.
- The experiment's in here?
890
01:18:24,467 --> 01:18:25,787
Yep.
891
01:18:35,811 --> 01:18:42,001
I think this was a dumb idea. I just heard
myself and realised I'm unqualified for this.
892
01:18:42,442 --> 01:18:44,882
- Let's just forget it.
- Whoa, whoa.
893
01:18:45,153 --> 01:18:47,383
I wanna know what's in here.
894
01:18:47,655 --> 01:18:52,085
There's no reason to think
this is gonna have any impact on you.
895
01:18:53,452 --> 01:18:58,482
You don't know what you're talking about.
That's what I said all along.
896
01:18:58,874 --> 01:19:04,794
I can guarantee that looking at the Lost Ark
here won't mean diddly to me.
897
01:19:06,465 --> 01:19:11,655
But if you think I'll let you walk out
without seeing what's in this box,
898
01:19:12,053 --> 01:19:14,733
then you don't know Henry A Follett.
899
01:20:32,505 --> 01:20:34,655
- Mr Follett?
- What?
900
01:20:34,924 --> 01:20:38,234
What is so important
I can't have five minutes?
901
01:20:38,552 --> 01:20:43,952
It's her, sir. You told me to get you
when she came to pick up her prescription.
902
01:20:47,811 --> 01:20:53,041
I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to...
I really appreciate what you...
903
01:20:54,609 --> 01:20:57,599
- I can't thank you enough.
- My pleasure.
904
01:21:01,366 --> 01:21:03,356
I'll see you on...
905
01:21:06,370 --> 01:21:07,690
Whatever.
906
01:21:15,087 --> 01:21:17,517
- Hello, Henry.
- Hello, Mrs Brockett.
907
01:21:17,798 --> 01:21:19,868
Please. Althea.
908
01:21:33,146 --> 01:21:37,296
When I was in high school,
we used to come up here and make out.
909
01:21:37,650 --> 01:21:40,480
- I liked to watch the sun go down.
- I like that.
910
01:21:40,778 --> 01:21:43,738
- Which thing?
- Either one.
911
01:21:46,534 --> 01:21:48,814
Why did you come to the house?
912
01:21:49,078 --> 01:21:52,468
I thought I had something to tell you,
but I didn't.
913
01:21:52,790 --> 01:21:56,780
- My brother said you were firing me.
- That's one way to put it.
914
01:21:57,127 --> 01:22:02,717
I know what changed your mind. My mother.
She's so horrible, you couldn't desert me.
915
01:22:03,133 --> 01:22:06,413
She made me appreciate your father.
He's my new hero.
916
01:22:06,719 --> 01:22:09,069
He was, actually, a hero.
917
01:22:09,347 --> 01:22:15,297
My dad, when he was in the coast guard,
risked himself to save three people.
918
01:22:15,728 --> 01:22:18,848
I know why you were gonna quit seeing me.
919
01:22:20,941 --> 01:22:25,891
You feel like a fake, an impostor,
as if you don't know what you are doing.
920
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:31,310
Everybody feels that way sometimes,
like we're not who we're supposed to be.
921
01:22:31,702 --> 01:22:37,972
But, I have to tell you, Dr Mumford,
you have been a tremendous help to me.
922
01:22:39,334 --> 01:22:43,964
- Yeah?
- I admire you. You're very insightful.
923
01:22:44,339 --> 01:22:46,649
I feel like you've seen me clearly.
924
01:22:46,924 --> 01:22:51,164
I never used to admit how horrible
my mother is. You made that possible.
925
01:22:51,512 --> 01:22:54,312
- That's good?
- Yes. And my ex-husband.
926
01:22:54,598 --> 01:22:56,868
He never accepted me for who I was.
927
01:22:57,142 --> 01:23:00,822
You've helped me understand
what a dick he is!
928
01:23:01,146 --> 01:23:05,136
You're shockingly honest.
That's what makes you great.
929
01:23:06,526 --> 01:23:11,516
I've never had a man treat me this way.
With you, I feel really listened to.
930
01:23:16,035 --> 01:23:21,105
Can I tell you something? It's embarrassing,
but I feel unguarded with you.
931
01:23:21,499 --> 01:23:23,849
Of course.
932
01:23:24,126 --> 01:23:29,756
Thanks to this therapy...
I now know what I am looking for.
933
01:23:30,174 --> 01:23:32,404
I need to find a man like you.
934
01:23:34,428 --> 01:23:37,978
Not one who's treating me, of course.
935
01:23:38,307 --> 01:23:42,427
And I'm gonna do it, damn it!
You have given me the confidence.
936
01:23:44,187 --> 01:23:47,577
Sofie... that makes me very happy.
937
01:23:50,318 --> 01:23:54,068
Doc, the dude is seriously deluded.
I said that to him.
938
01:23:54,405 --> 01:23:59,075
"If you think I'll do that shit for you,
you are seriously deluded. "
939
01:23:59,452 --> 01:24:03,372
- What did he say?
- He said, "Which we already knew. "
940
01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:08,726
- What did he want you to do?
- First he tells me to stop smoking.
941
01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:12,757
I told him, "Abso-fucking-lutely no",
as you can see.
942
01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:15,810
Then he says stop smoking dope. No again.
943
01:24:16,092 --> 01:24:19,852
Then he says he doesn't want me
going with any other guys.
944
01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:23,650
What balls on this guy!
Are we going steady? Jesus!
945
01:24:23,975 --> 01:24:27,885
- No again?
- I said I'd consider it.
946
01:24:28,646 --> 01:24:30,596
The last thing was insane.
947
01:24:30,856 --> 01:24:34,406
I don't know why,
but he wants me to give up magazines.
948
01:24:34,735 --> 01:24:38,005
- Really?
- I don't know if I can quit.
949
01:24:38,322 --> 01:24:41,792
We're gonna try it together,
like AA or something.
950
01:24:42,117 --> 01:24:47,787
I made him give up his. 22. No more
sneaking round with this fucking nut gun.
951
01:24:48,206 --> 01:24:51,516
- He agreed?
- He's pitiful, Doc, a goddamn puppy.
952
01:24:51,835 --> 01:24:54,705
I don't know how long I can put up with it.
953
01:24:55,004 --> 01:24:59,004
I've already got arms and legs.
I don't need another appendage.
954
01:25:00,885 --> 01:25:03,075
Gotta go.
955
01:25:17,651 --> 01:25:19,531
- Hiya, Doc.
- Martin.
956
01:25:19,778 --> 01:25:22,848
- Did you straighten her out?
- How are you?
957
01:25:23,156 --> 01:25:28,436
Extremely excellent. Didn't you hear?
My family just got 500 times better.
958
01:25:29,579 --> 01:25:31,569
Let's go, Vanessa.
959
01:25:36,210 --> 01:25:40,200
- Dr Mumford?
- I didn't notice you there. Can I help you?
960
01:25:40,548 --> 01:25:44,858
My name's Gilroy.
I'm from the State Certification Board.
961
01:25:45,219 --> 01:25:47,489
It's all right. It won't bite you.
962
01:25:47,763 --> 01:25:51,923
Under Civil Code 1294.67b,
you're entitled to be notified
963
01:25:52,267 --> 01:25:55,817
that your status and certification
are being reviewed.
964
01:25:56,146 --> 01:25:58,576
- Do you wanna come in?
- No, thanks.
965
01:25:58,857 --> 01:26:02,607
Plenty of time for that
when we're a little further along.
966
01:26:02,944 --> 01:26:04,344
Mr Gilroy?
967
01:26:05,905 --> 01:26:09,255
- What brought this on?
- I'm not at liberty to say.
968
01:26:09,575 --> 01:26:14,925
Sometimes it's just routine. Sometimes
it's a complaint. We'll be in touch.
969
01:26:24,298 --> 01:26:28,178
When you said at lunch
about everybody having a secret life,
970
01:26:28,510 --> 01:26:30,550
something snapped inside me.
971
01:26:30,804 --> 01:26:35,404
I knew I could no longer continue
my relationship with Dr Sheeler.
972
01:26:35,767 --> 01:26:38,407
Phyllis wasn't getting what she needed.
973
01:26:38,686 --> 01:26:43,706
What started as a genuine respect
for each other's professional abilities,
974
01:26:44,108 --> 01:26:46,538
and became a personal attraction,
975
01:26:46,819 --> 01:26:52,209
had somehow migrated
into a rather torrid sexual relationship that...
976
01:26:52,616 --> 01:26:58,446
I won't get into that today, although, if we
continue these sessions, and I hope we will,
977
01:26:58,872 --> 01:27:02,712
there are some aspects of that
I'd like to take a look at.
978
01:27:03,043 --> 01:27:06,643
I've listened to enough people
giving me the juicy...
979
01:27:06,963 --> 01:27:13,313
At any rate, I wanted to acknowledge the
catalysing effect your comment had on me.
980
01:27:13,761 --> 01:27:19,631
I just hope it doesn't come roiling back
upon you like some dreadful undertow.
981
01:27:21,018 --> 01:27:23,688
- How do you mean?
- Well...
982
01:27:24,730 --> 01:27:28,850
You see, when I broke it off with Phyllis,
she was upset,
983
01:27:29,193 --> 01:27:34,753
and she became even more determined
to pursue certain doubts she's harboured.
984
01:27:35,157 --> 01:27:37,987
- What kind of doubts?
- About you.
985
01:27:39,035 --> 01:27:41,595
Your background, your qualifications.
986
01:27:41,871 --> 01:27:46,231
I'm afraid Phyllis somehow
got you mixed up in her fury with me
987
01:27:46,584 --> 01:27:49,744
and took the whole issue to the State Board.
988
01:27:51,005 --> 01:27:52,475
I see.
989
01:27:52,715 --> 01:27:55,145
- There's good news, though.
- What?
990
01:27:55,426 --> 01:27:58,896
Phyllis has decided
to pursue her practice in the city,
991
01:27:59,221 --> 01:28:02,531
which leaves you
the only psychologist in town.
992
01:28:02,850 --> 01:28:06,130
Dr Sheeler is leaving Mumford?
Sorry to hear that.
993
01:28:06,436 --> 01:28:09,826
As you can imagine,
my own feelings are mixed...
994
01:28:10,148 --> 01:28:12,618
unlike, I must say, those of my wife!
995
01:30:22,608 --> 01:30:26,318
Old man Sutter's young bride
had got me in hot water,
996
01:30:26,653 --> 01:30:29,853
and now I was being dealt
the beating of my life.
997
01:30:30,156 --> 01:30:34,546
If there'd just been two of them,
it would have been closer.
998
01:30:36,788 --> 01:30:42,548
The landlady was good at quite a few things,
but doctoring wasn't one of 'em.
999
01:30:46,964 --> 01:30:49,884
Lucky for me, one of the other boarders,
1000
01:30:50,884 --> 01:30:56,244
the broad who lived downstairs
in the front room... was a nurse.
1001
01:31:03,772 --> 01:31:08,612
She had ways to make you feel better
they didn't teach in nursing school.
1002
01:31:19,829 --> 01:31:24,189
I'm very happy for you.
I feel like we're making real progress.
1003
01:31:24,541 --> 01:31:28,581
Me, too, Doc. I can't tell you
what that package meant to me.
1004
01:32:00,993 --> 01:32:04,033
- Hi.
- I need to talk to you... Doctor.
1005
01:32:04,329 --> 01:32:06,799
- Can I come in?
- Of course.
1006
01:32:16,382 --> 01:32:19,022
We haven't met here since the first time.
1007
01:32:19,302 --> 01:32:23,452
This is how a real professional
and his client see each other.
1008
01:32:23,806 --> 01:32:30,076
It might have been more appropriate if we
had followed a more traditional approach.
1009
01:32:30,521 --> 01:32:32,271
Is something wrong, Sofie?
1010
01:32:32,523 --> 01:32:36,043
- Something is very wrong, Dr Mumford.
- You're upset.
1011
01:32:36,360 --> 01:32:40,510
How intuitive. That must take
years of training right there.
1012
01:32:40,864 --> 01:32:46,504
- Maybe you can guess what has upset me.
- Is it something you've heard about me?
1013
01:32:46,911 --> 01:32:52,111
No, it is not something... Is there something
I should have heard about you?
1014
01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:55,540
Why don't you tell me what's on your mind?
1015
01:32:57,463 --> 01:32:59,453
- May I?
- Sure.
1016
01:33:02,927 --> 01:33:05,757
I'm just gonna come right out and say this.
1017
01:33:06,055 --> 01:33:10,085
That's what your shrink is for,
to say what's bothering you.
1018
01:33:10,434 --> 01:33:13,394
First of all,
I have been feeling much better.
1019
01:33:13,687 --> 01:33:17,677
I don't know if the syndrome is over,
or if it's run its course,
1020
01:33:18,024 --> 01:33:20,984
but I feel 100% better
than when I came to you.
1021
01:33:21,277 --> 01:33:22,917
- I'm glad.
- Given that...
1022
01:33:23,446 --> 01:33:27,876
- I'm not going to judge things properly.
- I don't follow you.
1023
01:33:28,242 --> 01:33:31,712
I'm saying
that since I am doing so much better,
1024
01:33:32,038 --> 01:33:37,158
which I attribute to you, I am liable
to misinterpret some of my feelings.
1025
01:33:37,543 --> 01:33:41,063
The point is this: I am not a blank page.
1026
01:33:41,380 --> 01:33:45,210
I did not just fall off the turnip truck.
Know what I mean?
1027
01:33:45,550 --> 01:33:49,670
I know a little about psychology.
I took three courses in college.
1028
01:33:50,013 --> 01:33:53,243
None were above the 200 level,
but I took them.
1029
01:33:53,558 --> 01:33:57,268
- And one concept I remember very well.
- What was that?
1030
01:33:58,229 --> 01:34:00,109
Transference.
1031
01:34:02,191 --> 01:34:06,741
- Transference.
- Yes, and that is what I have got right now.
1032
01:34:07,113 --> 01:34:12,673
I have taken my feelings of gratitude
and relief and transferred them onto you.
1033
01:34:13,077 --> 01:34:16,067
I have taken
all those warm, grateful emotions
1034
01:34:16,371 --> 01:34:19,041
and confused them with feelings for you,
1035
01:34:19,333 --> 01:34:21,773
so now I am under the delusion that...
1036
01:34:25,463 --> 01:34:27,453
...I am in love with you.
1037
01:34:33,304 --> 01:34:35,304
Hello?
1038
01:34:37,350 --> 01:34:38,940
Hello.
1039
01:34:40,728 --> 01:34:45,088
You can understand why I have
serious questions about your methods.
1040
01:34:45,441 --> 01:34:49,881
Obviously, it's much more likely
that I'll have confusion about this
1041
01:34:50,237 --> 01:34:53,787
when your idea of treatment
is to go walking in the woods
1042
01:34:54,116 --> 01:34:56,756
and do these highly romantic activities!
1043
01:34:57,035 --> 01:35:00,655
We had a paper route together,
for God's sake!
1044
01:35:03,625 --> 01:35:06,455
Do you understand how I might be resentful,
1045
01:35:06,753 --> 01:35:11,873
knowing that this so-called love I'm feeling
is totally bogus
1046
01:35:12,258 --> 01:35:15,138
and just a pathetic case of...
1047
01:35:16,387 --> 01:35:18,057
...transference?
1048
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:21,150
Yes.
1049
01:35:28,148 --> 01:35:32,138
Maybe you ought to think
about how you're gonna fix this.
1050
01:35:35,071 --> 01:35:38,671
And when you do, please get back to me.
1051
01:35:59,261 --> 01:36:01,011
Ainge.
1052
01:36:01,263 --> 01:36:02,703
Doc?
1053
01:36:02,931 --> 01:36:04,841
Lily?
1054
01:36:05,767 --> 01:36:09,997
Doc... I don't want you to be mad at Skip.
1055
01:36:11,231 --> 01:36:12,981
He told you?
1056
01:36:13,232 --> 01:36:17,592
Skip and I wouldn't have got together
if not for you. That's a big deal.
1057
01:36:17,945 --> 01:36:22,935
- You'd have met in some shower eventually.
- I wanna give you something.
1058
01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:26,880
- OK.
- Here it is.
1059
01:36:27,162 --> 01:36:30,392
Some advice. Do the hard thing.
1060
01:36:31,333 --> 01:36:35,493
- That's it?
- Clean up the mess, no matter what it takes.
1061
01:36:38,465 --> 01:36:44,805
- What it might take is doing time.
- Too bad. That's tough. I mean it.
1062
01:36:45,263 --> 01:36:49,383
I'm not unsympathetic,
but Skip says you're in love.
1063
01:36:51,727 --> 01:36:55,237
- Yep.
- Then it's worth it.
1064
01:37:01,987 --> 01:37:03,977
I'll tell her tonight.
1065
01:37:14,457 --> 01:37:17,097
Tonight on "Unsolved Mysteries"...
1066
01:37:17,377 --> 01:37:24,327
Recently, a series of spectacular sightings
had Arizona buzzing about UFOs and aliens.
1067
01:37:24,801 --> 01:37:30,591
The military said the lights were just flares,
but eyewitnesses say it just isn't so.
1068
01:37:31,474 --> 01:37:34,474
Sharon Kinney knew what she wanted.
1069
01:37:34,768 --> 01:37:40,368
What she wanted most was sex and money.
But would she kill for the big payoff?
1070
01:37:41,817 --> 01:37:46,967
A drug rehabilitation centre in the desert,
run by reclusive monks,
1071
01:37:47,364 --> 01:37:51,154
becomes a point of departure
in a mysterious vanishing,
1072
01:37:51,493 --> 01:37:56,523
as a government investigator
disappears without a trace.
1073
01:37:58,416 --> 01:38:04,756
Join me and perhaps you can solve
one of tonight's unsolved mysteries.
1074
01:38:06,340 --> 01:38:11,700
Implementing dangerous undercover
operations in the Internal Revenue Service.
1075
01:38:22,314 --> 01:38:24,314
Treasury department. Open up!
1076
01:38:24,566 --> 01:38:27,556
But perhaps the pressure was too great.
1077
01:38:27,860 --> 01:38:31,330
Despite brilliant promise
as a fearless investigator,
1078
01:38:31,656 --> 01:38:36,526
he found himself in a downward spiral
of drug abuse and disillusion.
1079
01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:47,539
We didn't talk much after our folks died,
but I know he felt his life took a wrong turn.
1080
01:38:47,963 --> 01:38:51,113
I got the feeling he fell in with a bad crowd.
1081
01:38:52,801 --> 01:38:58,161
His former partner at the IRS is now
a trooper with the Pennsylvania State Police.
1082
01:38:58,556 --> 01:39:02,226
The guy didn't always know
where to draw the line,
1083
01:39:02,560 --> 01:39:06,710
but I would have trusted him
with my wife. Life! What did I say?
1084
01:39:07,064 --> 01:39:12,094
Both, actually. I can't say
I was surprised when he disappeared.
1085
01:39:12,486 --> 01:39:17,996
Who was this enigma? A courageous
public servant or a debauched addict?
1086
01:39:18,408 --> 01:39:21,078
Either way, his last known stop was here,
1087
01:39:21,370 --> 01:39:26,400
isolated in the Arizona desert,
taken in by an order of devoted monks.
1088
01:39:27,500 --> 01:39:30,890
We don't talk about people
who've been our guests,
1089
01:39:31,212 --> 01:39:34,332
but I can tell you this about our order:
1090
01:39:34,632 --> 01:39:38,262
We believe everybody
has the right to start over.
1091
01:39:38,594 --> 01:39:41,714
Everybody deserves a second chance.
1092
01:39:42,014 --> 01:39:46,454
Perhaps that is exactly the chance
the now-sober pilgrim took,
1093
01:39:46,810 --> 01:39:52,090
on a November day, walking from the rehab
centre, never to be heard from again.
1094
01:39:52,483 --> 01:39:54,793
I'd like to know if he's alive.
1095
01:39:55,068 --> 01:39:59,818
If he is, I just hope he's happy
and his new life is...
1096
01:40:01,491 --> 01:40:04,401
Well, I hope he's found
what he was looking for.
1097
01:40:06,538 --> 01:40:09,288
If you have information about this man,
1098
01:40:09,624 --> 01:40:13,904
or know anything about his whereabouts,
contact your local police,
1099
01:40:14,253 --> 01:40:17,883
or the Sheriff's Department
in Cochise County, Arizona.
1100
01:40:54,583 --> 01:40:56,413
Well, look who's here!
1101
01:40:56,669 --> 01:40:59,549
- Good evening, Mrs Crisp.
- Who is here?
1102
01:40:59,838 --> 01:41:02,398
- Can I see Sofie, please?
- You cannot.
1103
01:41:02,674 --> 01:41:08,034
I wouldn't know who to say it was. I saw
through you from the start, you impostor!
1104
01:41:08,430 --> 01:41:12,140
- I know what you're after!
- Mother!
1105
01:41:12,475 --> 01:41:16,095
- What do you think I'm after?
- Sofie! It's so obvious!
1106
01:41:16,437 --> 01:41:19,237
You're after my daughter!
1107
01:41:23,819 --> 01:41:26,489
I gotta say, Mrs Crisp, you're right.
1108
01:41:26,781 --> 01:41:32,781
- It'll never happen. You're in big trouble!
- Mother. Go away!
1109
01:41:38,208 --> 01:41:41,008
- I guess you saw the show?
- Which show?
1110
01:41:41,294 --> 01:41:43,974
- Sofie.
- Part of it.
1111
01:41:44,255 --> 01:41:47,085
We were watching "ER"
till someone called.
1112
01:41:47,383 --> 01:41:49,743
You probably got the idea.
1113
01:41:58,936 --> 01:42:02,006
- Do you know what a betrayal this is?
- Yes.
1114
01:42:02,314 --> 01:42:06,074
- How violated I feel?
- Yes. You're not the only one.
1115
01:42:06,402 --> 01:42:09,122
- You feel violated?
- Not me.
1116
01:42:09,404 --> 01:42:13,244
My other patients.
I smelled tar and feathers on the way here.
1117
01:42:13,575 --> 01:42:16,325
- You deserve it!
- You're right.
1118
01:42:16,620 --> 01:42:18,610
I should be irate!
1119
01:42:21,708 --> 01:42:23,298
I am irate!
1120
01:42:24,836 --> 01:42:27,506
- But?
- But nothing!
1121
01:42:27,797 --> 01:42:33,027
- This is a terrible thing you've done.
- Please believe me, I know that.
1122
01:42:35,387 --> 01:42:39,977
There's just one thing I want you
to consider before you write me off.
1123
01:42:40,350 --> 01:42:43,260
- What?
- Will you think about it?
1124
01:42:43,562 --> 01:42:47,322
- I don't know. I'm in a bad mood.
- I love you...
1125
01:42:47,649 --> 01:42:51,479
more than I've ever loved anyone
or anything in my life.
1126
01:42:55,448 --> 01:42:59,198
I wanna spend the rest of my life with you,
my real life.
1127
01:42:59,535 --> 01:43:02,365
But I don't know if you feel the same way.
1128
01:43:03,915 --> 01:43:06,185
I sort of do.
1129
01:43:10,546 --> 01:43:14,936
- But first you have to tell me something.
- Anything. Just ask.
1130
01:43:17,135 --> 01:43:19,515
What is your name?
1131
01:43:19,846 --> 01:43:21,956
The defendant will rise.
1132
01:43:22,974 --> 01:43:24,974
Sit down, Lionel.
1133
01:43:26,019 --> 01:43:29,769
Do you understand
how serious are these crimes?
1134
01:43:30,106 --> 01:43:31,426
I do.
1135
01:43:31,649 --> 01:43:36,639
Do you realise how insidious it is
to invade the most private thoughts
1136
01:43:37,029 --> 01:43:40,069
and secret lives of unsuspecting people,
1137
01:43:40,366 --> 01:43:46,116
people who have come to you with the faith
that you know what you're doing
1138
01:43:46,538 --> 01:43:48,528
and are who you say you are?
1139
01:43:48,791 --> 01:43:50,191
Yes, Your Honour.
1140
01:43:50,417 --> 01:43:55,167
Many of your patients
have come forward with praise for you
1141
01:43:55,547 --> 01:43:58,267
and your therapeutic skills.
1142
01:43:58,550 --> 01:44:03,150
- That means nothing to me. Understand?
- Yes.
1143
01:44:03,513 --> 01:44:08,913
I am frustrated
that the Criminal Code in this state
1144
01:44:09,310 --> 01:44:12,380
allows a maximum sentence
of only six months
1145
01:44:12,688 --> 01:44:16,678
and a maximum fine of only $2,000.
1146
01:44:17,026 --> 01:44:18,936
- I'm sorry.
- What?
1147
01:44:19,194 --> 01:44:24,274
- I'm sorry you're frustrated.
- Are you disrespecting this court?
1148
01:44:24,658 --> 01:44:28,328
No, ma'am. I was empathising. Sorry.
1149
01:44:28,662 --> 01:44:31,542
Maybe you can empathise with this.
1150
01:44:31,831 --> 01:44:37,271
Maximum fine, three months in jail,
three months house arrest.
1151
01:44:37,670 --> 01:44:42,300
Sentence to begin immediately
at the Orchard Valley Correctional Facility.
1152
01:44:42,675 --> 01:44:46,065
Case closed. This court is adjourned.
1153
01:44:46,387 --> 01:44:49,057
It's a country club. Don't worry about it.
1154
01:44:49,348 --> 01:44:52,068
- Thanks, Lionel.
- Congratulations, Doc.
1155
01:44:52,351 --> 01:44:55,261
- Mr Crisp.
- I'll have him out in half the time.
1156
01:44:55,562 --> 01:44:58,792
I'm very impressed by all that you've done.
1157
01:45:02,652 --> 01:45:05,932
- You got off easy.
- Will you wait for me?
1158
01:45:06,239 --> 01:45:08,359
We're only talking about weeks.
1159
01:45:08,616 --> 01:45:10,766
- Will you be here?
- I'll be here.
1160
01:45:11,035 --> 01:45:14,625
I haven't got the energy
to get out of town that fast.
1161
01:45:21,670 --> 01:45:24,500
Get comfortable. We got a three-hour drive.
1162
01:45:24,798 --> 01:45:27,518
I'm fine.
1163
01:45:27,801 --> 01:45:31,031
- You're the shrink, aren't you?
- No, not really.
1164
01:45:31,346 --> 01:45:35,056
- But you do therapy?
- Not any more.
1165
01:45:35,392 --> 01:45:37,832
You've helped people in this town?
1166
01:45:39,688 --> 01:45:42,998
I couldn't really say,
but that's all over now.
1167
01:45:44,526 --> 01:45:48,566
I tell you, Doc, the wife and I,
we got a bit of a problem.
1168
01:45:48,905 --> 01:45:51,255
Mind if I just ran it by you?
1169
01:46:01,500 --> 01:46:03,300
Go ahead.
99053
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