All language subtitles for Logan.Lucky.2017.HDRip.XviD.MP3-EVO

Now, the story goes
that John Denver,

he was playin'
at this little Ol' place

called the cellar door
in Washington, DC...

Around Christmastime in 1970.

And his opening act
was this husband and wife duo

named Bill Danoff
and Taffy Nivert.

And they called themselves
fat city.

That's kind of a funny name.

Yeah, that is
kind of a funny name.

Socket.
Uh, 5/8ths.

Now, one night they decide to go on back to
the house and have a little jam session.

On the way
they got in an accident

and John Denver,
he broke his thumb.

When they finally
got back to the house

and Bill and Taffy played him...

played John Denver this song
they'd been working on,

he flipped for it, man.

They worked on that thing
till dawn.

Screwdriver.

Flat head or Phillips? Flat.

So that's why you like the song.

Well, I like the song
because of the song.

I mean, I guess I also like it

'cause it's got a story
behind it.

You know, Bill Danoff later said

that he ain't never even
been to West Virginia.

Well, I like the song too, but I don't
really think it'll work for the pageant.

Pliers.

Regular or needle-nose? Needle.

Are you coming to my rehearsal?

Yeah. I'm gonna pick you
up right after work.

Just so you know, I asked mommy if she
and moody would pay for your cell phone.

She said even if they did,
you wouldn't take it.

Sadie-bug,
she's right.

The only thing...

I need a cell phone for
is taking pictures of you.

Gun show.

Hey, daddy.
Nope.

What you say, Cal?
Hey, Jimmy.

Come on in. Shut
that door, would ya?

Yeah.
Have a seat.

Jimmy, I'm just gonna say it.
I gotta let you go.

Cal, i...

I didn't even do nothin'. I
know you didn't do nothin'.

But last week, someone in hr saw you
leavin', walkin' out to your truck,

and they saw you was limping.

So?

My leg ain't got nothin' to do with
driving that case. I know that. I know.

But the folks over in the big
office, they feel different,

and they said you didn't list it on your
paperwork when you was first brought on.

No! And they're calling it
a "pre-existing condition"

and that it is
a liability issue.

Okay, this big then.
This big.

And you let me drive my
truck around the track. No.

It's a four-wheel drive.
I can get 150...

Purple lady,
you know my brother Jimmy?

Oh, Jimmy Logan.

That ballplayer that was
gonna be a big deal?

Hey, purple lady.

My husband, the major,

when he was still alive,
he loved Isu football.

Whenever they'd show the games
here local, we'd watch.

Course, for me it was
all about the uniforms.

Their jerseys are the most
striking shade of purple. Purple.

Yes, purple.
And gold.

Royal colors.

Yeah, I got off early,

so I figured I'd take Sadie on over to her
dance thing so you didn't have to drive her.

Well, that's great and all, you wantin' to
see your daughter dance and everything,

but it was yesterday.

Shit.
Excuse you!

I got her there fine,
by the way.

See, most people think if
you're gonna go to Charleston,

then, duh, you get on the 85 for
Danville, then the I-19 to Charleston.

Fifty-four miles.

But being 4:00 P.M., I knew... not the
best time of day to be on the road.

And they're still doing all
that shoulder work on the I-19.

Plus, then you got the sun
right in your eyes

for that whole stretch
outside of Julian.

So, yeah, I took the 85 to Danville,
but then I hopped onto the 3.

So instead of going up and over,
I'm going over and then up.

After that, it was just a straight
shot on Daniel Boone parkway

all the way to Marmet.

It sure sounds like
you love to drive.

It was just rehearsal.
Not like the real pageant.

But Bobbie Jo was not happy.

Why didn't you call me? Tried, but your
cell phone seems to have been turned off.

You should pay your Bills.
Everyone needs a cell phone.

I don't like 'em.

You one of them unabomber types?

Yeah. I am one of
them unabomber types.

See, I don't like people tellin' me
what to do, like answer the phone.

Hey. Oh, this is gonna be good.

Look, I'm sorry.
Okay? I'm sorry.

I thought it wa...
I knew it was 4:00.

I just thought
it was 4:00 today.

That's the first time
you've used that excuse.

Look, I said I was sorry. Mellie said
y'all figured it out just fine anyway.

She also tell you
that she got pulled over

goin' 30 miles over the speed limit
with my daughter in the car?

That's our daughter. Sadie said her
aunt Mellie worked her Mellie magic

and talked the cops
into not giving her a ticket.

So that's a real good character-building
experience for our daughter to witness.

Don't laugh at me! Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Forget it.

Wh-what's up with the "for
sale" sign out there?

You didn't tell me you and
moody's buyin' a new house.

Daddy!
Hey!

What are you doin'? Nothin'.

Ow! Ow! Man!

Hey, me and your mama
was just talkin' about

maybe me and you goin'
to get some ice cream.

I'm not allowed
ice cream anymore.

Says who?
Mommy.

She says it's got
too many calories

and that nobody
loves a fat girl.

You ain't fa...

I think that's
a little bit harsh.

This is some of that co-parenting
stuff you and I need to talk about.

That Dr. Phil stuff.

Hey, Jimmy.
Hey, moody.

What's goin' on, sweetie?
Thank you.

Hey! Hey, you two don't settle
down, you ain't gon' get no mall!

Daddy, will you come with?

I'm taking Sadie and the boys to see
that new furious fast movie at the mall.

You want in?

Uh... it's a little... it's a little
intense for the kids, ain't it?

No, they love it.
Keeps em quiet.

They sit there, staring at the screen
the whole time, scared shitless.

- You wanna come?
- Please?

I gotta get, um... get on goin' to work.
You know?

Aw. Ain't got time
for a whole movie.

But you go and have fun.
Give me a hug.

No, my back!

We're gonna get some ice cream.
Promise? Okay.

But it's gotta be yogurt, 'cause
I got the pageant coming up.

Oh, I finally know what song
I'm gonna sing for talent!

What song?
"Umbrella" by Rihanna.

When Rihanna sings "umbrella," she's not
really singing about a rain umbrella.

She's really singing about her vagina.
It's code.

- Who told you that?
- Everybody.

Come on! Let's go!
Everybody in the expedition!

Whoo!
Hey, kiss your mother when you leave.

Aw. Thank you.
See ya, sweetie.

Bye.
Mmm.

- Hey.
- Yeah?

I wasn't done talkin' to you yet.
Okay.

What am I in trouble for now? We
need to talk about some legal stuff.

Hey, uh, Jimmy, uh, your car?

Moody, can you give us a minute?

Okay.
Legal stuff?

You was askin' about the
"for sale" sign. Yeah.

Moody's expandin'.

His family's opening up a new
dealership down in lynchburg.

That's across the state line.

Hell, no. You can't just tell me that,
like I ain't got no say in the matter.

You'll still get your days.

Just we'll be in lynchburg. You can drive
across the state line to pick her up.

I have full custody. It's not happenin'.
I'm gettin' a lawyer.

With what money?

What you say there, Earl?
Hey, Jimmy.

So...

I been uncoverin' a lot.

Did you know aunt
Maggie, in 1983,

won the lotto but then
lost the ticket...

Folktales and backwood gossip.

Well, you gotta admit this kind of
stuff don't happen to normal folk.

Not tonight, Clyde.
Just... there's a pattern.

Pappaw's diamond, uncle
Stickley's electrocution,

mommy gets sick after daddy's
settlement, the roof collapse...

Come on, Clyde. You
blow your knee out.

And a roadside mine takes my
arm as I was transpo-ing out.

I was almost at the airport.

What about Mellie then? Ain't
nothin' bad ever happen to Mellie.

Hmm?

What?

You just gave it a mouth.

You need to take it back.

I don't even know what I'm t...

I'm gonna go
to my satellite office.

Then we gonna talk about this.

The dirty big secret is

that I am the asset
in this scenario.

It's not Dayton white.
Right?

And the simple fact is,
I'd be driving that car myself

if my day job wasn't running
a billion-dollar company.

And by the way, it was my understanding
that this is America, people.

So them trying to muzzle the
company that I created in America

is a violation
of my free speech.

And plus... plus, two of those kids
only had one kidney to begin with.

So why isn't anybody writing about that?
Right. It's total BS.

What do you like?

Oh. I just thought of
a great song title.

"The kindness
of a one-armed bartender."

All right, no.
See, I got two arms.

See? I'm
a transradial amputee.

So it's my lower forearm
and hand that's missing.

My mistake.
I'm very lucky.

I guess I can settle for a
stoli, extra dry, two olives.

Can you handle that? Uh, yeah.
Up or on the rocks?

Up.

That's pretty good.
Could be colder.

Ice shortage around here

'cause of the water contamination plant
from the chemical leak upstream.

Hey, do you mind doing that drink
thing again? Wanna shoot a post.

Got 1.2 million
followers.

This could make you famous.

How 'bout he bounce a damn ball on his
nose for you next like a trained seal?

Sorry.

You got a problem?
Yeah, I got a problem.

I take exception to people
messin' with my brother.

That's two tours in Iraq
right there.

He stepped forward when
others were steppin' back.

So you need to show
a little respect.

Thank you for your service.

And cheers.

So, brothers, eh?

You know, it's funny.

With your bad leg
and his missin' an arm...

Excuse me. Hand.

It's like the two of you almost
add up to one normal person.

Oh, man, I know who you are.
You're that...

You're that guy on the
TV with the drink.

I mean, you famous.
Right on both.

I'm that guy on the TV with the
drink, and yes, I'm famous.

Very, very famous. Hey, can
I get a photo with you?

Sure. Sure.
Yeah?

The guys at the garage ain't
gonna believe me. Make it quick.

Hold on.

Wait a second.
There we go.

All right. Good.

Hey, what the...

Hey, Earl.
You got a light?

Well...

Oh, uh...
Here.

Ah, thank you.

Stay down!
Stay down!

Fire! Fire!
It's on fire.

That is massively stupid!

That's an $85,000 vehicle.

Well, he was assaulted.

He tried to assault me.

Well, don't just stand there gawping.
Get your phones out!

Film this!
Document!

Hey.
Aw...

Christ!

Cauliflower.

- This is Max. Get Mike on the phone.
- What'd he just say?

Wait. Y-you can't just walk away.
This is a crime scene.

Did you just say
"cauliflower" to me?

Unless I'm mistaken,

yesterday, as you were leavin' the
bar, you said the word "cauliflower."

That's right. I did.

The last time
you said that word to me,

I ended up gettin' sent
down for six months.

It was juvie.
I was 13.

And you were supposed to be
the lookout, now, weren't you?

Bein' that I was
your kid brother,

I let you lead me into trouble with
all your crazy cauliflower plans.

My life of crime is over.

But you did make
breakfast this morning.

Even burned the bacon
like I like and you hate.

I also saw you have some sort
of robbery "to-do" list.

Now, I know this attempt to be
organized is a big step for you.

So go.

Charlotte motor speedway.

The speedway.

It's one of the busiest
sports venues in the country.

Just last year
they had over 300 events.

It's the official home of NASCAR, of
course. That's all run on that main track.

But that place right there ain't just
about racing. This place is like a city.

A few years ago
they built condos

for people who wanted to live
above the track all year long.

They sold out
in less than 24 hours.

They even got their own police force
and jail for people carryin' on

and gettin' out of hand.

Do you hear the words
comin' out your mouth?

They have their own
police force.

I'm midway
through my presentation,

so you can just not interrupt
me and let me get it out.

How many times have I listened to that
"Logan family curse" thing of yours?

Thank you.

Now, as you very well know,

speedway's got a big problem
on its hands night now.

Forty-year-old pipe burst, and since
the whole thing is built on landfill,

it's turnin' to mush, which is
causin' all these sinkholes.

Sinkholes.
That's right.

The sinkholes in the infield.

Now, they wanted to fix this thing
up right. So what'd they do?

What'd they do? They called a bunch of
us that used to work down in them mines.

'Cause we know the work.

And you do good work.
We do good work.

But you were just fired.

I was let go for liability
reasons involving insurance.

Can you just get to the part of
why you think you can do this?

I know how they move the money.

Who's got the code?
They can't get in!

It's Christmas. "12-25."
That's the override.

All right.

I got a leg!
I got a leg!

Give him some air. Easy,
easy, easy, easy.

All right.
Come on.

Hey, Bobo, what the
hell's all this stuff?

Well, that's the PTT.

What, them...
They gas lines?

Pneumatic tube transport.

Each concession has its own rig.

When the register
starts to fill up,

they can do a money
dump through the PTT.

Easy to do, and it don't
interfere with the beer sellin'.

Plus, heck of a lot more secure than
tryin' to pick up cash during a race.

So, all them pipes, what, they just
run right into... to the main vault.

The whole thing
is like a cash highway.

I even know the when to do it.

June 4. The grocery
castle auto show.

It's graduation weekend. It'll be
the smallest turnout of the summer.

There gonna be bare bones
staff and security.

A real bank vault?

Yeah, it's a tough one too. I
looked it up on the Google.

The only guy that knows anything
about blowin' up real bank vaults

is Joe bang.

Joe bang?
That's a legend right there.

- You know where he is.
- No, I know where he is.

We can't do it without him.

This is a surprise.

What you say there, Joe bang?

Ain't seen you in a while.
How goes it?

Well, I'm sittin' on this side
of the table wearin' a onesie.

How do you think it's goin'?

Well, you look good.

Real good.
Fit.

You two got any quarters?

I got a quarter.

Does it have to be a quarter?
Yeah.

Come on now.
I found one.

Yeah, well, one of you go over to the
machine on the left, you punch j-7.

Bring it back.
Go on, now.

Doctors. They say
I have high blood pressure.

So I get this low-sodium
salt special.

Fake salt.

Can you believe that?

Someone thought to do that.

They make fake salt.

So, you wanna talk business?

Well, we got a job for you.

A vault.

Look around you, my friends.

My bank-blowin' days
are over.

I...

I got a little nest egg
waitin' for me

when I get out.

You're stashin' $97,000?

Buried under the oak tree with the
red swing there at your place?

Maybe.

It seems your brother fish told
his wife about your stash.

Fish told misty?
Yep.

Next day misty
dug the whole thing up

and ran off with some truck
driver from Florida.

What part of Florida?

Clearwater.

It's a Carven hill vault.

Just like the one you
blew up in Parkersburg.

Steel-encased concrete? Yeah.
Wall's 20-inch thick.

Alarms?

You sneeze within ten feet

of a Carven hill vault,

its seismic sensors will have you
wearin' one of these onesies

before you know what happened.

Well, there's construction
goin' on round there right now,

so them seismic sensors
are turned off.

So we just need you
to blow her open.

I got five months to go in here.

I should probably lay low
a bit before doin' a job.

This has to happen
in five weeks.

I am...

Incar... cer...
Ra... Ted.

Yeah, we got a... plan
to get you out.

As in, break me out?

Yep.

In the middle of the night?

No. Afternoon.

It's a day job.

You're gonna get me out of here
in broad daylight, do the job

and then get me back in here
before anyone notices?

Yup.

You Logans

must be as simpleminded
as people say.

People say that?

Who?

So...

What's the take?

It's bigger'n you can bury under
an oak tree. And the split?

Even split.
No. No way.

Well, why not?

I got a brother.
I got two.

I'd need 'em involved
to protect my interest.

Say, why don't you take these
over to your mama?

I'll bring the rest.

When you gonna give
that piece of junk up? Huh?

I keep telling you to come down to
the dealership and I'll hook you up.

You know we're family.

We're not family.

You mean, I can't interest you
in the latest v6 offering

of the American classic mustang?

3.7 liters
of pure power.

Come on.

You can't tell me you wouldn't love
to get behind the wheel of this baby.

Come on, jump on in.
Take it for a spin.

I don't need anything
that fancy.

Well, you know this Nova ended
up costin' Chevy a ton.

It totally bit the
dust in Mexico.

You know, in Mexican "Nova"
translates to "no go."

They couldn't get
anyone to buy it

'cause they all thought the
car would, you know, no go.

You're an idiot.
No, it's true.

Not true.
Look it up.

I am kinda surprised
you went for the v6 automatic.

The v8's just so much faster, and you
can really feel the road under you.

Course, I keep forgettin',
you can't drive stick.

No, I-i know how to drive stick.
I don't think you do.

All the cars you always bringin'
home from the lot are auto.

I love stick.
I'm a big fan of stick!

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah! Yeah! Go! Come on!
Come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, girl! Let's go!
Go, Sadie!

Whoo-ooh!

You got a ribbon, baby.
Come here. What's it say?

It's not first place. It
only matters if you win.

What?
That ain't true at all.

That boy's
damn near 14 years old.

Come on.
Give me a smile.

Go show your mama.

Good job, baby doll.
Come to mama.

Thanks.
Aww.

You did good!
Let me see.

Well, I found 'em.

Where?

You should see.

They'll know
what we want them to know.

Let's hear it for
the bang brothers, folks!

Aw, dang.
Y'all got a sec?

Whoa, whoa.
I'm winnin'.

Okay?
Not stoppin'.

Don't you put
the Logan hex on me.

Yeah, we been out
to see your brother.

He tell you that we're
lookin' to talk to y'all?

Joe said you need for him
to blow open the vault.

Somethin' like that.
Mm-hmm.

Joe said you know computers.
Yeah.

I went to, uh,
technical college.

Well, this here's a little
more involved than that.

We need, like, a computer whiz.

Like one of them Facebook boys.

I know everything there is to
know about computers, okay.

All the twitters.
I know 'em.

But me and Sam just ain't
sure we can help y'all.

You can't help us?
Yeah.

We're livin' with the lord now.

Which means on the light
side of the raw. Mm-hmm.

If you two ain't into this, then why the
hell did Joe tell us to come out here then?

We gotta have a good
reason to break the law,

do somethin' like robbin'.

We need a moral reason.

We'd be robbin'
the grocery castle auto.

You can't tell me you ain't
shoplifted from the grocery castle.

Oh, yeah. We used to shoplift
from them all the time.

But that was before.

Yeah, well, our...
Our sister Mellie.

She used to work up at the
grocery castle outside Manila.

And they promoted her
to checker after a month.

Then the assistant manager
started gettin' handsy.

- Handsy.
- No!

So you can imagine our family

don't have no love
for the grocery castle.

I can understand the feelin'.

And this bein' their big event
and all, the auto show,

we don't feel too bad about it.

Nope.

Come here.

What you think?
Yeah.

Okay.

Sounds good enough for us.

'Cause of the whole morality thing.
Mmm.

I need you two to go visit
the bear in the woods.

Tell him you're there

to collect the bag
he's been keepin' for me.

Cauliflower.

Vehicular mischief.
Reckless endangerment.

Destruction of private property.

I'd take your license away,
Clyde,

but it was suspended
two years ago.

Despite your claim that this was an
accident, that your foot slipped,

these are serious charges.

Your previous run-ins
with the law

were back when you were
classified as a juvenile.

And of course,
in determining your sentencing,

I'm taking into account
your service

and the great sacrifice
you've made for our country.

I sentence you to 90 days.

You sure these
measurements is right?

Mellie gave 'em to me.

Mellie knows her trucks.

Sadie's to-do list. Make
sure you get it all done.

Come on.
Careful!

Tannin' salon?
Uh-huh.

Well, we'll see about that.

It has to be dependable.

I can't have no chance
of it breakin' down.

You want a camper coverin' the
bed of the truck, or just empty?

Cover's a good idea, 'cause them
campers, they can get kinda creepy.

I think them cops more likely to give
them camper trucks a second look.

All right, Sadie-bug,
get them goggles down.

I don't wanna get none
of this in your peepers.

You sure about this?
I'm ready.

All right.
Close your eyes.

You littered all over
my car with your shoes.

Well, I'm sorry.

Ah! Get your hands off. Ah.

Hi! Oh.

You excited?
Yes.

Extensions!

I got real long this time. Yes!

I thought you was
goin' as Rihanna.

Daddy, it's not Halloween.

I'm not going as Rihanna.

I'm singing a song of
hers for my talent.

I still got two other categories to
compete in... denim wear and glitz.

For glitz I need this hair.

All right.

That looks like it hurt. What?

It did.

It's healin' up now
pretty good though.

Looks like you could've used
a couple of stitches.

Mmm. Little late
for that, I guess.

Mmm.

When was the last time
you had a tetanus shot?

Um...

Never?

That the wrong answer?

There are no wrong answers when you're
talking to a health care professional.

Would you like one?

What is all this, like,
for charity or somethin'?

Jimmy Logan, you know as well as I do folks
round here don't like the word "charity."

We west Virginians
are a proud folk.

We have a couple of grants,

but mostly get by
on private donations.

People happy we do our work,

drivin' from town to town, tryin' to help
locals who can't make it to the doctor.

What happened
to three, two, one?

So, you know me?
We met before?

I went to valley view.
Couple years behind you.

Huh.

Back then you were all
Jimmy Logan,

quarterback, homecoming king.

Only had eyes for Bobbie
Jo Campbell, if I recall.

Hold that there.

Think you'll like this one.

There you go.
I got that.

So, Sylvia.

Ain't no one
ever called you Sylvie?

No one has ever
called me Sylvie.

That's weird.
My name?

Well, you know, it's just... it's
kinda like an old lady name.

To me.

It just don't seem like it
should be on a person like you.

That looks like you.
You know.

My grandmama,
her name was Sylvia.

So that's just...
That's what I think of

when... when I think of
that name.

Oh. I thought you was
just gettin' coffee.

Didn't know we was
seein' patients yet.

I got a coffee and a patient.

But we'd better hit the road.

Sounds like that alternator
needs a tetanus shot.

Alternators cost money.
Tetanus shots are free.

There's a garage
over off Bluefield canyon road.

Ask for Earl. Might not be free,
but he'll treat you fine.

Thanks.
You're welcome.

Hey, hey, hold on a second.
Hold on.

Did we kiss?

I mean, in high school.
We kissed, didn't we?

That has got to be

the worst thing
anyone has ever said to me.

Hold on! Wait, wait!
I'm sayin' I remember, is all!

I do.

I do remember.

I see there's still
a lot of your rules up there.

So?

Just, have you thought about

having a backup plan,

or... what
we're gonna do

the first time shit happens,

let alone the second time?

Why don't you just worry
about your cockroaches

and I'll worry about the rules.

Okay.

Jimmy?
Hey, what you say, Cal?

Hey! How you been? What's goin' on, man?
Oh, you know, just stayin' busy.

Good, good, good. Hey, did you find work?
Yeah, a few things.

These parts, or back over in Boone county?
No, back home.

Well, I'm glad to hear that. You know I
felt bad about having to let you go.

Come on, man. Don't even worry about it.
I know it was them, not you.

Even if things had been different, I
probably would have had to let you go anyway

since we're wrapping it up.

What? Y-y'all wrappin' up the site?
Y'all done?

Yeah, just about, yeah. Managed
to be ahead of schedule for once.

Huh.

You patched up all them sinkholes?
Yeah, almost.

Gonna pull the gear
first of the month.

You know that thing
we been talkin' about?

We gotta move it up a week.

What happened? Opportunity's
gonna be closin' up.

So everything stays the same. We just
gotta move everything up by one week.

Wait. One week earlier?
But that's...

I know.

I guess this is
"shit happens."

Yep.
So, should we cancel?

No difference.

The Coca-Cola 600 is the
biggest race of the year.

That's a big difference.

It don't change the job at all.

So should I call the Baker?

Call the Baker.

This is Gleema.

Gleema Purdue?
Yes.

I need you to sign
right here, please.

Uh...

Right there, please.

Who's it from? No idea, ma'am. No card.
No name with the paperwork.

We just deliver 'em.

He just said, "I guess someone
thinks it's your birthday."

I mean, I have no idea.

I've never seen
a more beautiful cake.

Well, maybe
somebody's got a crush.

Well, I have no idea
who it could be.

After that last experience
on plenty of fish,

I have stayed away
from the online dating.

Gleema. You'd better
come out front again.

What, more for me? Not exactly.

Someone hit-and-ran you, ma'am.

We'll check the cameras.

In the meantime, we're gonna need
you to fill out some paperwork.

My car!

Man.

I'm sorry about your car, but I really
need you to start filling this out.

Is it 5:30? There's no arguin'
with that automatic door.

Are you okay?

I didn't get to finish my cake.

Hey, y'all.

Just gonna
squeeze myself in there.

So, Naaman,

I got a little
proposition for you.

1-1-3...
1-1... 3...

8.
8.

Shit.

Hey, Jimmy.

No names. You callin'
from a secure location?

A what?
A secure location.

I'm...
I'm at the Lowe's.

You callin' from a land
line or a cell phone?

I'm callin' on a... phone.
Like, a real phone.

Go ahead.
We have a code pink.

I repeat.
We have a code pink.

Ma'am, we got a code pink.

The shock-and-awe campaign of
bacon and sardines has worked.

Hold on, hold on.

Fish! Sam!

Hold on. Hold on!
Get up, goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Hey, you didn't have to scare us like that.
We thought you was the law.

When'd you have
a chance to think that,

seein' as you were
dead asleep a second ago!

You were supposed to meet me down at
the corner! Now we runnin' way behind.

We got it. You got it? You
still seem half asleep.

We're on it, okay?

We know where to be and when.
"Watch the race."

That's right.
The clock on the race.

Remember!
Yeah, we know!

Whee!

Don't be late.
Yes, sweetie.

I'd like to point out that
today I am drivin' a v8 stick.

It's a nice car.

Hopefully you'll have beginner's
luck gettin' it into first.

Ha! Even in first gear this thing'd
still blow away that no-go of yours.

Not with you behind the wheel.
Oh, ha-ha!

How you been, Jesco?

Ah, hangin' in there.

Well, hang in there then.

Is he still writin' correctional
affairs about the food?

No, sir. We took care of that.
Good.

'Cause we don't have a food
problem here at Monroe, do we?

You okay, Joe bang?

He chokin'.

Someone know the Heindrick?

Sounds like a wet
cough, like phlegm.

I don't feel so good.

Hey! Shit!

Get this damn convict
away from me!

Get him to the infirmary.

Oh, god!
Christ.

Guard, get some towels.

Where are you going?
I thought you'd be with me the whole time.

I just need to go to the salon
and tend to a few clients.

I'll be back just in time to comb
you out and spray you extra good.

Promise?
I promise.

This'll help rehydrate you,
ease the nausea.

Lot of you guys been
comin' in here like that.

It's that business
with the water.

Say you can't drink it, but it's okay to
shower in it? I don't know about all that.

Hmph. More barf than we saw after that one
Thanksgiving when everything had gone bad.

It'll put a girl
off of Turkey forever.

Nurse.

Miss? Miss.

Miss? Um...
Yeah?

A-all these fluids...

I-I'm sorry, nurse,

but I-is it possible

for me to use the commode?

Mmm, I think it's best
if you stay put.

Don't want you gettin'
light-headed and all.

Please, ma'am. Don't
make me use that thing.

A second ago I was a "miss."
Now I'm a "ma'am." Hmm.

Please, miss nurse?

I-I-I'll walk slow.

Nurse?
I can take him.

I'm finished moppin'
the floors in here.

Okay.
But take it slow.

He falls and hits his
head, that's on you.

Yes, ma'am.

Yeah, I-I'm gonna
need a hand in here.

What the fuck? What, you never
wondered what it's like to feel white?

This is warden burns.
I'm declaring a code red.

This is not a test.

All guards and staff are to go into
an immediate code 14 lockdown.

I repeat. This is not a drill.

What are you doin'?
Callin' it in.

This could turn into a riot.

Put that down.

Hang it up.

We don't have riots at Monroe.

"Pour two into three." Yep.

"Pour three
into four."

What?

Run!

- What the hell?
- Are you down too?

Yeah. They're all down
here in the mezzanine.

We got no plastic
working at all.

Mellie, what did you do?

Well, hello.

I guess someone grew up.

What's your name again,
little Logan?

Mellie.
Mellie!

Mellie, Mellie, Mellie.

That rhymes
with "smelly."

Nice!

Shut up.

There's clothes for
you both in the bag.

Clyde, I put somethin'
special in there for you.

Thanks, Mel.

You're goin' pretty fast.

We got a lot of road to cover,
so yeah, there will be speeding.

Gunnin' for a hundred in a neon-blue car
that probably ain't even on the market yet?

Don't you think you're asking
for to be pulled over?

Sunday on a holiday weekend. Police
department hit by budget cuts.

There's only one musker patrollin' the
whole highway for the next 40 miles.

But that's still one musker.

It's been handled.

Mellie, I'm about to
get naked back here,

so no peekin'.

I said no peekin'!

Would you give me
my arm, please?

Is it this one?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm 100
percent sure I saw what I saw.

It's a purple '77 Eldorado.

Yes, sir.

License and registration, ma'am.

Excuse me, but I'm on my way to church.
I don't have time for this.

Step out of the vehicle, ma'am.
I am not gonna ask again.

This is ridiculous!
What did I do?

I need you to comply, ma'am.

- I need your license, your registration...
- you seen that?

Seen what? I need you to focus here.
This woman needs containin'.

It's a beautiful day for racing
in the queen city.

Welcome to the Coca-Cola 600.

This is Nascar's
greatest distance

and stock car racing's
longest night.

It'll take 400 laps
to complete 600 miles.

And, Mike, one of the stories
we're all gonna be watching

is this guy Dayton white as he returns
from racing after a two-year break.

Jeff, you certainly know
what it's like to get back

behind the wheel
after some time off.

Can we really expect this
guy to run up front?

That truly is
the question, D.W.

And yeah, it is extremely tough.

So much has changed since the
last time he was in the car.

The cars have changed, the setups have
changed, the competition's changed.

And you just can't underestimate

the mental focus
and endurance needed

to get back behind the wheel
after this long of a break.

Well, focus, endurance
and discipline

could well describe
Dayton's off-track routine.

We caught up with him
as he prepared

for this highly anticipated
return to racing.

There's a team of people
looking after my car,

making sure everything
is operating at full capacity.

So it makes sense that I do that
for my physical self,

because I'm not just a driver,
I'm an athlete.

Once I began sourcing
really clean software,

I noticed a total difference
in my clarity and performance.

Software is what I call my food,

because when you think about it,
your body is your operating system.

So, when your Os may feel
like it's working fine,

a problem with your software can make
your computer not perform properly,

even crash.

So, eating only clean software makes sure
my Os is working at an optimum level,

and all of this
will help me win.

Speed up the drops. We'll
figure the numbers out later.

No energy drink on the market
comes in a Magnum, right?

But I had ten cases of these
babies made just for today.

I'm gonna have a little now before
the race, some during the race.

And come lap 600
and that checkered flag,

I think we're all gonna be finishing
these puppies off in victory, huh?

You got us all in the shot?
Me and the car?

See, I've got this racing suit and
I've got my helmet right here.

Just want to make sure
that you can see that. Huh?

I've been carefully
monitoring my glucose levels

so I'm really in a sweet spot
right now for sustained energy.

You're the, uh...

You're the to the Max driver.
You gotta drink.

Maybe you should think
about those four years

of back taxes that this
drink is paying for.

All right.

Go on!
Go on.

Come on!
Okay. Let's...

Drink up!
Come on!

Whoo!
Drink, drink, drink!

Yeah!

Okay. I'm gonna
need some cash.

What for?
Supplies for the job.

I thought Jimmy and your brothers
were bringing everything you needed.

Yeah, they did. I just
need a little contingency.

Well, it looks like my brothers
were successful. You thirsty?

No. No way.

Just one. Come on.
No. No.

We got time. Come on.

Hey, gorgeous. Give me one
of those beers, will you?

You want a second one
for just ten dollars more?

Well, of course I do.

And, baby doll?

Give me two packs
of those gummy bears.

This is the warden, all right?

Now, I got your napkin
of demands here,

what you want
for peaceful surrender

and the safe release of my
guards you're holding captive.

As warden, I can approve buying
a copy of a dance with dragons

for the prison library to go up
on the game of thrones shelf.

Yeah!
Whoo!

The only problem is that the winds
of winter and a dream of spring

have yet to be published,
so those aren't available.

No!

Well, I can't do anything
about what I can't control.

That is total bullshit.

George r.R. Martin was supposed
to deliver the winds of winter

to his publisher
over two years ago.

I know that was the original deadline.
That's what it says here.

But I'm reading to you
from the Wikipedia page.

It also says that Martin had a grueling
promotion schedule or something,

and it's interfered
with his writing schedule.

He's failed to complete
the winds of winter.

That don't make no sense.

Those two guys who transferred
in from federal last month

knew about all the new stuff with
the hot chick and her dragons.

Nah. I'm telling you, I believe those
two inmates had that information

from watchin' the TV series.

Again, I'm readin' to you...

The series has jumped ahead. It's
no longer following the books.

Let's blow this thing. The pace car
is in, and we're ready to race.

Mike, it's an honor to be able
to start this 600-mile race

here on Memorial Day.

Boogity, Boogity, Boogity!

Let's go racing for those who made
the ultimate sacrifice, boys!

D.W.'S talkin' about you.

What, Jimmy leave us
some sort of door key?

Yes.
For us to meet up?

Something like that.

Just remember one thing.

Roll. Don't hesitate. Just roll.

What are you talkin' about?

What's down there?

'Member to roll.
What the fuck!

Oh, come on.

Roll, roll!

Now, you didn't tell me
about no garbage chute.

You're right.

Hey, hey. It's about time.
Come on. Yeah, blow me.

Oh, come on, Joe. We couldn't
tell you everything now.

Yeah, no, no, no! Screw you both!
A-a garbage chute?

You know, this is what I get for doin'
business with a couple of unlucky Logans.

Them's my bleach pens?

Two bleach pens and a
plastic bag, as requested.

Whew.

Give me the tube. Hold on.
That's it?

We're supposed to believe
that that's the thing? Tube.

Now, are you ready?

No. No, hold on.
That's it?

That's a plastic bag, bleach
pens, fake salt and gummy bears.

That's our bomb?
Don't call it a bomb.

Now, how many yards away
is the vault?

About 20 yards.
I don't know. Maybe 30.

Is it 20 or is it 30?

We are dealin'
with science here.

I guess when I saw that gummy bears
is our secret ingredient to our Bo...

Our explosive device, that I
wasn't thinkin' about science!

No, you said yourself,

we couldn't bring in normal
explosives 'cause of the security.

Now, to make our bang,
we need potassium chlorate.

Bleach pens is pure
sodium hypochlorite.

Combined with the potassium
chloride in the salt substitute,

we have created
an equal exchange of ions.

Sugar plus potassium chlorate

yields...

Two gases and...

A solid.

Now, you throw in some heat,
you get energy.

Energy means light, explosion

or, as I like to call it...

The Joe bang.

What?

You thought I was gonna use a
stick of dynamite or somethin'?

Well...
Yeah, I kinda did.

Yeah, me too. I just figured you'd use a
lot to blow through the thick steel walls.

We don't need to blow
through the wall.

Them tubes in the venting
system is our in.

So, gentlemen, as I said...

Are you ready?

Oh, shit.

Ah, it's coming back!

Don't move.
I'm not.

And don't breathe.

I'm not.

What are you doing?
What are y...

Oh, i... now I see
what the problem is.

I twisted the bag
too many times.

Keselowski on the outside.
See who else is behind him?

He's not gonna give it up
that easy though.

- Whoa!
- You can see the course is pretty loose.

Call it in.

"E" center.

Well, what kind of smoke?

Everything looks fine here.
We've got no alarms goin' off.

What's going on?

Concessions says they have smoke
comin' out of the pt tube.

If there's no fire,
why do we have smoke?

Let's get a couple guys down there
and see what the hell's goin' on.

Yes, sir.

I'll go east, you go west. Okay.

Hey! Hey,
it's comin' through!

I can hear it!

All right. Come on.

Come on!
Whoo!

Come on! Come on!
Whoo!

Come on, baby!

We ain't even
made it outta here yet.

Come on, Jimmy! Kick that up a notch!
Come on!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Get it in reverse!
- Take it easy!

Oh, god.
What? What happened?

You sucked my arm off!

This is your fault, not mine.

You told me to turn it up!

You don't even know how to
operate a goddamn machine!

You said put it in reverse! You sucked
his arm off! Your fault. Your fault.

Hold on. It's in there.
Is it all the way in?

It didn't get stuck in the tube or nothin'?
I gotta get in there and get it.

Jimmy, help me get the hose off.

Clyde, come on.
Come on now.

Technically, it's not your arm.
Talk to him, will you?

Your arm you lost over in Iraq. That thing
in there's just a piece of plastic.

Your arm can't be replaced,
is what I'm tryin' to...

Your arm can't be replaced,

but the piece of plastic that you use
as an arm, that can be replaced.

Clyde, Clyde. Come on.
Come on. Clyde!

Now, there's a lot more money
we can get out of there.

We gotta finish this.
Come on.

- You're with them?
- Of course he's with us.

- This whole thing was his idea.
- Yeah.

Except he probably don't
want to say that out loud,

'cause he knows you gettin' your arm
blowed off in Iraq was all his fault.

Everybody knows you never would've
gone and joined up to fight

if your big brother
wasn't a football star.

That's true.
Yeah.

He was gonna be hot shit.

He was gonna play for the NFL.

And nobody around here
ever done anythin' like that.

You were gonna be just another
white trash coal miner.

The Logan family curse.

Shut up!
You two are idiots.

Hey. We're value added
to this robbery. Oh.

And if anyone has a right to be
pullin' an attitude here, it's us.

Yeah. Oh, the bang brothers
don't like the job, hmm?

You got a problem with it? Yeah.

You changed the date,
moved everythin' around.

This whole job
changed "dramastically."

We had to change the date.

You knew the terms
for our participatin'.

We needed a moral reason
to pull this job with you now.

We was fine with you wantin'
to get back at that store

for messin' with your hot sister.
Yeah.

But you did a whole 360 on everything
when you moved up the date.

And NASCAR ain't done
nothin' to nobody.

Nascar's a beautiful thing.
Nascar's like America!

So it's like you're
makin' us hurt America.

So movin' up that date was a "vagrant
fliolation" of our morality clause.

I'll show you
a vagrant violation!

Joe, Joe, get him! Hey, it's all good.
It's all good.

Shut the...

You know,
we need to finish this.

Now, you... you go talk
to your brother, all right?

Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.

Hold on, man. Hey.

I'm your brother, all right?

I'm always with you.

I'll buy you 20 new arms. You'll have
a hundred... Soon as we're done.

But we gotta get you back before
anybody notices. All right?

So let's finish this.
Okay?

They'll find it, and the guards'll
be banging on my cell by breakfast.

No, they ain't,
'cause I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna get it, I promise you.

I swear.

Am I clear?

Don't let these clowns
get in your head.

We all know you want to finish
first, but first you gotta finish.

I'm getting a lot of dirty air.

I got a hole.
I can push through.

Hold back. It's too tight.
You're gettin' boxed.

- Whoa. I'm seeing spots.
- You're drifting up.

My os... I think it's crashing.

You're gonna bang it!

What have you got?
I got nothin'.

Let's try "B" level.
All right.

Hold up! Stop.
Where you goin'?

Garbage run.

You two smell any smoke
from down there?

Uh... no,

'cause we both... we both
lost our sense of smells

when we was little,
because of the, uh...

The Scarlet fever.
Yeah.

Both of us could be on fire
and not even know it.

Get that thing outta here. Okay.
Thank you very much.

Okay.

All right.

Something ain't right.

Whoa, whoa.
What's that?

Hey, your brothers should be back by now.
Why don't you go check on 'em?

You know there's no smokin'
on CMS property.

Oh, that's right. That's probably
why they put an ashtray in here.

You still got to put that out
and get back to work.

Man, it's a three-quarter mile
walk to get outside.

I said, break time's
over, smokey.

They call 'em 20 for a reason.

I got four minutes
to go on my 20.

Are you pushin' "open"? It
doesn't say "open." Okay?

It says "start,"
but it won't open.

Well, stop it.
What?

Stop it!

I thought we wanted it to start.

We do, but it needs to stop.

So, not start?

We need it to start,
but we have to stop it

so I can figure out
why it won't open.

Oh, shit.

Hey, hey, hey.

Do you smell any smoke?

Smoke? No.

All I smell
is them racin' fumes.

All right. Thanks.
Go ahead. Okay.

Shit.

Three, two...
Wait, wait. Hold on.

We goin' on one,
or are we goin' on go?

Uh... three.
No, we're going on go.

Three, two...
Hold on, hold on!

You're gonna rip it
right off the track!

The chain's jammed.

Oh.

All right.

Try it now.

Come on.

Let's go.
Ah.

Let's go! Come on.
We gotta get you back.

Hey, get... get down!
I said I'd get it!

Come on. Let's go!
You'll get it?

I'll get it, I swear.
Come on. You got's to go.

Let's go, big boy. Come on.
Go, go, go.

Hey! You can't just walk away from me.
I own your ass.

Not when I'm behind
the wheel, you don't.

Your contract says... my contract
says love handle enterprises...

That's you... understands,
acknowledges and agrees

that twin darling, inc...
That's me...

Is not a partner, employee
or joint venturer

with love handle enterprises.

Drivers in cars win races, Max.

Nobody's rooting for your drink
to cross the finish line,

so shut your piehole
before I shut it for you.

Do you know what the words
"stop payment" mean?

He... hey!
Y-you're that guy!

Mellie
should've been back by now.

Well, aunt Mellie normally does
what she says she's gonna do.

Let's give her
a few more minutes.

Hope she doesn't go all Logan and become
a total flake like the rest of 'em.

Good.

All good?

Bumpy on the way out,
but we're doin' okay.

Where'd your arm go?
I mean, your hand?

Can we haul ass?

The cafeteria fire alarm
just went off.

Warden, we gotta call this in.

We don't have fires at Monroe.

Sir, we don't know what kind of
shape those guards are gonna be in.

I mean, they could be dead
or-or worse by now.

And what do you reckon
be worse than dead?

Uh... Oh, shit. Call it in.

We have a three-alarm fire at the
Monroe correctional facility.

Please respond immediately.

They report a fire
in the cafeteria.

I repeat, a fire in the Monroe
correctional facility cafeteria.

Do not tell me you've been
sprayin' her hair with this!

This will turn her hair
into an SOS pad.

I was doin' the best I could!
You were late.

Oh, like you never brushed
your own daughter's hair before.

I wish you all wouldn't fight.
You're makin' me more nervous.

You're right, baby doll.

Is daddy here?

I didn't see him.
I was rushing.

Did your daddy say he was coming?
Yeah. Why?

I don't know.
I just thought he was working.

What, that job at the speedway?
I heard he got fired.

Funny how he never
brought that up.

You look like a Princess.
You're gonna do great.

I thought maybe you'd run off.

And leave you, beautiful?
Never.

You know, we got caught on the
other side of that there gate

when the lockdown happened.

It was terrifyin'.

For her talent, Sadie Logan will
perform "umbrella" by Rihanna.

I picked this song

'cause it's my daddy's favorite.

Where you gonna put it?

I can make a trophy case.

You're gonna need to now.
You've got so many. All right.

Give me a hug.

I love you, daddy.
I love you too.

Let me see the gun show.

All right. All right, Jo.
I love you.

Love you.
See you, Jimmy.

See you back at home, baby.
All right.

What the heck?

What the hell happened
to my car?

Are you kidding me?

Hey, partner.
Where you headed to?

All the way through? Mind
if I catch a ride with you?

You sure, man? I ain't
puttin' you out or nothin'?

Authorities have confirmed they
have recovered the money stolen

from the Charlotte
motor speedway,

in what some are calling
the "hillbilly heist."

Sources say an anonymous caller
led police to this gas station

where they discovered an abandoned
truck containing bags of cash

that have been positively linked
to the robbery over the weekend.

The truck was reported stolen
last week.

Our forensic team
is at work on the scene.

And we're certain
they'll find...

Why go to all the trouble
to rob a place

if you don't have the guts
to keep the money?

He must've chickened out.

We are joined now
by a resident daredevil

at little victories
animal shelter.

This is Josh Morrison.
Thank you for joining us today.

Right. He comes on about... he used to come
on a lot on midday for pet of the week.

So he's joining us to talk
about a new adoption challenge

at the shelter for little victories.
We do have to talk about the...

Well, we brought everyone in
at 6:00 this morning.

Couldn't work all weekend, you know,
'cause of the race, obviously.

But everything was just
like we left it on Friday.

How many men do you have
working today?

Oh, 40 or so. I guess we're
on a bit of a tight deadline

'cause we're trying
to get everything shored up

since the season's startin'.

We'll be wrappin'
outta here this week.

I'm gonna need prints
from all your guys.

Well, sure, but, well, all the workers have
to wear protective gloves at all times.

That's... well, that's a union rule.
Union rule.

Yep.
Great.

Agent Grayson. Local pd got a call from
someone claiming to be an eyewitness.

Swears they saw the robbers,
can definitely identify 'em.

Yeah, I saw 'em.
I know who they are too.

Why don't we start
at the beginning?

Where'd you see them?
In a tunnel.

Leading from the track back to
the shower room and the lockers.

There's a saying in our business.
"Set it up and shut up."

So I'll shut up.

What the hell was that?
You call yourself a driver?

What, you never been boxed
in a turn before?

I told you I didn't want
to drink your poison.

I thought I was having a heart attack!
That poison is saving your...

Can't one of you hit "mute"? I'm tryin'
to give my statement to the FBI here.

You drink what I say.
You drive how I say.

There was two of 'em. Right?

Now, one of 'em was a bartender
from that place out off of I-17.

Got one arm. The guy with
him, I don't know who he was.

And you know the bartender from?

A while back, I got in a fight at the bar.
With the bartender?

No, with his brother.

- Did the brother have one arm or two?
- The brother's got both.

And the fight was about?
I can't remember.

And you won that fight at the bar?
Hell, yeah, I won it.

So you saw the bartender
with one arm

and an unknown male companion
in the tunnel during the race?

And they were?

Well, they was just walkin',
but it was suspicious-like.

Suspicious how?

Well, they shouldn't have been down there.
That was suspicious.

But you didn't think to mention
this encounter to anyone

until you saw the news on the
television about the robbery?

The docs had to set my nose, all right?
I've been in recovery.

So all of these injuries are the result
of your latest fight with the brothers?

Bartender brother. He's the one
that punched me in the tunnel.

The one-armed...

Yeah, look, just ask my driver,
Dayton white. Right?

He was with me when all this went down.
He'll back up my story.

Yes, when you called in
your tip, you mentioned

that he'd be able
to corroborate your story.

We spoke with Dayton white
earlier today.

He stated he was never in the
tunnel with you during the race.

Never saw two suspicious men.

And has no idea what
you're talking about.

Did you talk to him?

I think he knows better.

I stopped by the trailer
when he wasn't home.

I think I got most
of your stuff.

You sure love your books.

And there's some mail there too.

Visitation logs indicate
that Jimmy Logan,

an employee recently fired
from the speedway,

came with his brother Clyde
to see Joseph bang

here on April 15.

Hmm. They returned two days
later for a second visit.

Now, we only have video
of this meeting, no audio,

so we have no idea
what they discussed.

But the following week,

Clyde Logan drives through the
window of a corner save mart

and ends up being sentenced
to 90 days here.

You seem to have a lot of information
in your FBI folders there.

And so?

You don't think that's an
incredible coincidence?

No. Not really.

I mean, if you're askin' me, am I shocked
that the criminals locked up in here

are friends with other
criminals, no, I'm not.

So Clyde Logan and Joseph bang were
incarcerated here, at your prison,

on may the 28th,

and you had no problems, no issues of
any kind at your prison on that day.

Is that right? No. Uh-uh. We
didn't have any problems.

Right. 'Cause Monroe county
fire department said

that they dispatched multiple units
around 8:30 P.M. that night.

There was a small kitchen fire,

but that's not a problem
in the context of this prison.

I mean, it's standard
operating procedure

for them to dispatch
multiple units

any time there's a fire
at the prison.

That was no big deal.
It was out within a few minutes.

You certain that these two inmates
couldn't have broken out of here,

robbed the speedway
and then broken back

into your prison without
you knowing about it?

Wow!

No.

Agent Grayson, I've been
warden here for nine years,

and I can tell you this.

We don't have
an escape problem at Monroe.

What do you
think of the robbery?

Well, I heard that they're
callin' it "ocean's 7-Eleven"

'cause they found that truck with the
money behind a convenience store.

Uh, I heard that they're callin'
'em the "redneck robbers"

because they think the guys who did
this whole thing are from around here.

I hope they never catch 'em.

Where does
this investigation stand?

Let me tell you this. Even though the
crime was committed in Charlotte,

the fact that the money was recovered
here makes it a very serious matter.

We're involving all of our local,
state and federal officials.

You have a problem with the food
here, inmate? No, no, no, warden.

N-no problem.

Reckon your stomach's not
been botherin' you lately?

No, warden, no.

Th-thank you
for asking me.

You best be
cleaning up your mess.

Now.
Sure.

Huh?

What'd you say to me, inmate?

Go on.

Thank you.

What about the disgruntled
fired employee?

The brother
of the one-armed bartender?

Jimmy Logan was fired six
weeks before the robbery.

His brother, Clyde,
is the one-armed bartender

Max chilblain claims to
have seen during the race.

But we know there's no way Clyde Logan could
have been in that underground walkway

because he was serving time at
the Monroe correctional facility

on the day of the robbery.

Hmm.

I hate airtight alibis.

Where did Jimmy Logan's cell phone
tell us he was during the race?

Jimmy Logan doesn't
have a cell phone.

Shut off three months ago
for nonpayment.

He also drives a 1983
Ford f150, so no GPS.

No e-mail.
No social media.

We did get a few hits on his name
on other social media accounts,

which place him at valley view
high school during the race.

His daughter was competing in the
miss pretty West Virginia pageant.

And apparently, she won.

How's your brother?

I wouldn't know.

You haven't talked to him? Nope.

Not once?

Nope.

Well, seems strange...
You know,

you two being so close and all.

Last I heard, he moved south
to be closer to his daughter.

How far south?

Lynchburg.

Guess his ex moved down there when
her husband opened a new car lot.

Well...

If you do speak to him...

Tell him I'd like
to talk to him.

I doubt I'll be talkin' to him.

He never told you why
he gave all that money back?

On the house.

Generous.

You've had your six months,
and you made no arrests.

Meanwhile,
the locals talk about these thieves

like they're some type of hee haw heroes.

So,

we would like to move forward and put this
entire incident in our rearview mirror,

if you will.

Okay.

Thank you again.

I do have one last question.

Sure.

You just said you received a
payout from your insurance company

for the money
that wasn't recovered.

Yes, that's right.

Hmm.

We were here with forensic
accountants for weeks,

poring over the register
logs and receipts.

No one here was ever able
to give us an exact accounting

of how much money
was actually stolen.

Right. Uh...

Well, it's very complex...
The algorithm and whatnot.

Yeah, we heard about
the complicated algorithms.

So how'd you arrive
at the number to ask for

if you didn't know
how much was stolen?

I'm not an accountant,

so, uh, I wasn't in there
for those discussions.

But as far as all of us here at
Charlotte motor speedway are concerned,

the matter has been resolved
to our satisfaction.

Assholes.

You seriously want to trust
these two with our lives?

They gonna know
what we want 'em to know.

- All right.
- But we can get two more.

What's rule eight?
Don't get greedy.

All right. You're done here. Come on,
you gotta get the car anyway. Go.

Yeah, you're right there. You're right
on top of it. Just dig in there.

Mr. Naaman?

Came in through
the donation box.

It's heavy,
but don't get excited.

It's gotta be from a crazy, written
with crayon. Know what I mean?

Hey.
Hi.

New job?

Yeah. It's just seasonal.

I hope they keep me on though.
It's nice being close to home.

You want to come in?

No, no. I'll just wait.

Daddy!
Hey! What's up, man?

Oh!
Body slam!

What time you want her back?

Whatever time
works best for you.

We're just around.
All right.

Don't wait up!

All right. So I was thinkin'...
Putt-putt golf.

They got those new
go-karts down there.

Sure. As long
as we get Gelato after.

Gelato?
Yeah.

Ain't that like fancy ice cream?

I thought you couldn't do that, 'cause of
your pageants. Oh, I'm over all that stuff.

I've been really getting into
the culinary arts lately.

The culi-what?

Cooking! I've been watching
a lot of top chef.

Really? Yeah, I've
been learnin' a lot.

Like how Gelato isn't
just fancy ice cream.

It's made at a slower churn rate than
ice cream, so less air gets mixed in.

That's why it has
such a silky texture.

A "churn rate," huh?
Yeah, a churn rate.

How fast the paddle
in the machine moves.

Sometimes the paddle
is called a dasher.

Oh, yeah, no,
I know what that is.

A dasher. It's kinda like
dasher and dancer and ViXen.

No, daddy!

I know exactly what that is.
No, it's not that.

I didn't know that reindeer
made ice cream.

They don't!

You funny. You funny.
You funny-lookin'.

You never told me how
you knew the coast was clear

and we could go get the money.

Well, you know how that phone company give
you about 60 days to pay that phone bill?

Yeah. Well, you go one day over,
and they shut your phone off.

So?

I ain't paid the bill out at the
trailer in, like, six months.

So?

Figured long as they was tappin'
my phone, they'd keep it on.

About a week ago,
it finally went dead.

That's pretty good.
Yeah.

You came up with that on your own?
Yes, I did.

Well, that's a lot
of thinkin' for a Logan.

Hey, Jimmy.
Hey.

What you doin'?

A bit much?
No shit it was.

So, Mellie.

What do you make of all
this Logan curse stuff?

Well, that's Clyde's thing.

I never really gave it
that much thought.

What about you? You think we're
destined to repeat the past?

No.

I'm all about the future.

Oh, shoot. Sorry about that.
Another especial for the lady?

Yeah. I missed out
on the toast.

You know they say it's bad luck
to toast with an empty glass.

They do say that.

It's also bad luck to toast alone, so
why don't you pour yourself one on me

so you don't jinx me.

I would've remembered if you'd
ever been in the bar before.

Are you just passin' through?
Yeah.

Passing through.

But I'm hopin' to stay a while.

Well, then...

Here's to stayin' a while.

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