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All right, boys.
Here we go.

Nice and easy.

Oh, man, Mitch,
if you weren't here...

I'm always here.

Don't worry, your friend's
gonna be all right.

Are you Batman?

Sure, pal.
Just bigger and browner.

All right, boys, get him in.
Have a good run, Mitch.

All right, Steph.

- Yeah, Mitch.
- Yo, Eros.

How's it looking out there?

Lippers are feebs today.
Just Eggy.

Ah, Eggy beyond, brah.

Nuggin' higher outside
than a full-on gazebo.

Good call, brah.
Come on.

All right, brah-brah!
It's just brah.

Come on, Pete.
Hey, Mitch!

I told you, you don't have
to do this every day.

I want to. You saved
my sister's life.

You think I'm gonna forget that?

All right. Well, listen, tomorrow
make my pecs a little bigger.

And don't cover up
my front bump.

You got it.
Huge dick.

Big dick.

Yo, Ellerbee.
Hey, Mitch.

Hey, come on, man, why don't
you leave my boys alone,

and get off this big wheel
and come join me for a run?

What are you saying,
that I need to work out?

That I'm, what, looking smaller?

No! You're looking big.

I don't know how you
fit in that uniform, man.

Oh, yeah?
Hey, hey!

If I had a sister, I'd
introduce you to her, man.

You all right, all right.

Wait, was that sarcastic?

Like calling
a tall guy "shorty"?

Damn it,
he always does that to me.

I heard he invented Google
and gave it all to charity.

Man, I heard he invented the
cure for the common cold.

He ain't superman, he's
a damn county lifeguard.

Grown man wears spandex to work.

So does superman.

Hey, fuck you!
Get off my beach!

I don't even have to stretch
to guard you. Let's go.

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Ahh! Not on
my beach, Arian!

What up, Vern?
What's up, Mitch?

He saved my Nana's life.
I ever tell you about that?

Every time he jogs by.

Literally, every single time.

Hi, Mitch.

Flakka. Jesus.

Hey, what's up, buddy?

Hey, Mitch.
Hey, can I see that?

Ah...

Where'd you get this?
Right there.

Right there, huh?
Is this the only one?

All right.

Okay, I get that you have to
test for image stabilization,

but why'd we have to
come to the beach?

You know I hate the beach.

Besides, I got to get back
to work at the Huntley.

Well, I'm sorry, man, but the beach
is important, okay? It's, uh...

It's, you know,
the wind and the, uh...

Just...

Oh...
I get it.

I get it now, okay. I get it.
Who... what, C.J.?

No, I didn't even know she was
working on the beach today.

"I didn't know C.J.
Was working."

Shut up, Dave.
Hey, Ronnie.

Ha...

It's Ronnie, right?

What the fuck?
Yeah, it's Ronnie.

I'm Dave.
Hi, Dave.

Nice to meet you.
C.J. How you doing?

I'm doing all right.

You're trying out today, right?

I saw your name on the board.
That's how I...

Say...
Say something.

Kinda feel like
this is your year.

Stop that.

Okay. Um...

Well, I'll see you at tryouts.

Eh...
All right, C.J.

That was amazing to watch.

She came up to you, she
was very nice and warm.

And you handled it
really smoothly.

Really? Fuck, no.
That was awkward.

It was horrible.
Fuck!

Did you have a stroke? It
felt like you had a stroke.

Hey, I'm Matt Brody.

And not a single fuck was given.

Ooh!

Hey, Ronnie.
Oh, hey, Steph.

Welcome back.
Thanks.

Third time's a charm, right?

Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm...

Hey.

I'm more motivated than ever.

So you're going to make
me guess your name?

Are you following me?

I was actually just going
to ask you the same thing.

Okay. Look, you're hot.

I may resist for a while, but we
both know eventually I'll give in.

So why don't we just skip that.

Why don't you put a baby in me?

Now.
You know, honestly...

I was thinking dinner first.

But we could try the
baby thing, if you want.

You are trying.
Way too hard.

Trying's the best part.

Summer.
Hi.

I was hoping we'd see you here.

I couldn't sleep last night.
I am so excited.

Hey, it's your day
today, summer.

Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.

Hey, fresh face. You
here for the qualifiers?

Uh, no, no, I'm not trying out.

I'm actually
already on the team.

You're already on this team?

I'm Matt Brody.
Ready for duty.

"Ready for duty"?
Oh, okay.

Um, you got any papers
or anything like that?

I do. There you go.

Oh, it's a permission slip.
Literally. "Dear Mitch,

"I am pleased to write you on behalf of Mr.
Matt Brody."

Right. Well, no free passes.
Yeah. Whoa.

At all. Yeah, 'cause
I don't give a shit.

I legit needed those
for my taxes.

What you need is to understand that
if you're going to be on this team,

you got to earn it.
Really?

Yeah. So, why don't we start
this whole thing over,

just like gentlemen?

Where you from, one direction?

Um... Iowa?

Iowa?
You heard of it?

Yeah, I know what it is.

Hey, Steph.
Hey.

New kids on the block
here is from Iowa.

Oh, man.

And, uh, he says
he's already on the team.

Yeah. Doesn't have to try out.

Really?
Yeah, absolutely.

Let me ask you this...
A lot of oceans in Iowa?

No, just ponds and lakes and
cocky pretty boys, apparently.

Uh-huh.
Cocky pretty boys.

Hey, Mitch,
what happened to that

last pretty boy recruit we had?

He died.
R.I.P.

Are you guys being
serious right now?

I honestly can't tell.

You show up here,
matching bathing suits.

What is this,
"lifeguard hazing"?

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I'm Matt Brody.
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158
I hlnd ths wolnd reor'd
id ths2030metmer.
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120 --> 00:10:64,268
wou glndmedalts.

He!m Matt Brody.
Matt Brody.

Y's, xes.

Aabsolutely.
And we sill.
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don't give a fuc.3
Don't give a fuc.3
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120 --> 00:10:44,243
Ny, fresh out Ffresh out of fuces.
Yeah3

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Okay, that oceah ou,
th're aus rptside3
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00:1047,
157 --> 00:10428,97,
thaI'lltDear you7
little maginat in wgo.
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00:10428,989 --> 00:10:504682
Mye magina"?
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00:10:504654 --> 00:10525,063
So you are bein
seriouo.
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00:10525,028 --> 00:10543,558
rea
serioum, righ
know,nsynct, all righ"?
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00:10543,230 --> 00:10:558847
Thse ain't no
little
fucein ponh out of Iowa.
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00:10:558889 --> 00:10:69,975
So ith, allduey reprecr,

you wang to beth're on
this teamy onyour team,
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00:10:9,0185 --> 00:19:002091
you're gonna have to earn it.
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00:19:002035 --> 00:19:2,3127
Look,
I get it.
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00:19:2,3195 --> 00:19:23,928
You'rebigy, as quatch.
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But I'mfarst.

Reall
fucein farst.
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Wich his way sombrods importann
thnks,
Ibeloin here.
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00:141427721 --> 00:14150,155
So wenk you woufigcure ou,
wht the fuc "I am,
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00:14150,161 --> 00:14157,993
you can find me on the beach.
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00:14158,911 --> 00:14120
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See you.
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00:14122,948 --> 00:14124,382
MDid that really just happen?
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00:14124,384 --> 00:14125,917
It did. He slapped me. Wow.

Yeah. His hands were
soft and supple though,

like a woman. No offense.
None taken.

You know what, man?
I gotta tell you,

I'm feelin freally good
about this year.

You know what I'm saying?
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Good luc "out there, man.
Good luc .
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00:14137,254 --> 00:14137,952
Thanks.
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00:14137,954 --> 00:14139,844
And if you need
some extra motivation...
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00:14110,100 --> 00:14:42
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Looking at it right there.
Hey...
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00:14144,838 --> 00:14146
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You okay?
Help! C.J., help!
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00:19:46
435 --> 00:19:28,373
My friend
is choking! Help!

No, not C.J.
Not C.J. No, no!
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00:19:504977 --> 00:19:52
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Are you okay?
You'rebchoking.

Oh, god.

Are you okay?

Ronnie. You're gonna
be just fine.

What?

Ah! Thank you!

Ronnie, are you okay?
Oh, yeah.

Are you sure?

Yeah, yeah. No, don't
touch, don't touch.

Okay.

I'm so good.
You did good, good, good work.

Good job.
Thank you, you can go now.

Okay, umy drink some wamer...

Thank you so much. Okay.
I guess.

Dave?
Yeah3
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00:12:410186 --> 00:12:43,194
How does it look?
How does what look?

MDown there.

Does not look good at all.
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00:12:504670 --> 00:12:51,968
Yeah, what does it look like?

Looks like your dick is trapped
between wgo slats of wood.

Okay, I just...
Fuck, I can't reach it.

I just need you to get down
th're and just pop it out.

No, I can't do that at all.
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00:13:002914 --> 00:13:02
227
Come on, I just need you...
You grab that dick
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00:13:02
482 --> 00:13:04,015
and you push it out.
No, no.

Okay. Hi.

I'm going to help you.

We're going to deflate the
situation togeth'r. Okay?

Okay.
Focuo.

234
Think about things
that turk you off.
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758 --> 00:13:15,226
Maybe like, um... Like
your grandma's underwear?

MMmm-mmm. Not working.
No? Okay, cool.

Maybe, like...
Ostrch eo.
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065 --> 00:13:22,033
Guys, sill. siuc .
Mitch, hey, need you.

No, no, not Mitch.
Don't bring Mitch over.

Hey.
Hey, Mitch is here.

Ronnie, you pumped about
the qualifiers, buddy?

You know it, man.
I'm just, um... I'm really...

Really excited to quit
my double major in robotics
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00:13:333013 --> 00:13:36,147
and compumer science and really,
really do something ith, my life.

MYou don't need
to look down there.
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00:13:374684 --> 00:13:38,583
Do not touch me right now.

Not even touching you.
Okay.
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00:13:410353 --> 00:13:43,321
Wow. Okay.

Looks like you got you7
beef and your biscuits

251
siuc down there.

It's gonna be okay.
I've been through it, too.

Not a big deal.
Really?

Yeah, absolutely. I was siuc
id a woman for hours once.

Couldn't get out.

Totally the same, yeah?
It's the same thing.

Siuc junk is siuc junk.

Siuc junk
is siuc junk. Okay.

All right, buddy, we're gonna have
to, uh, flash-freeze your Johnson.

No, no, it's okay,
it's okay, I got it.

Look,
it's okay.

- Oh, my god.
- Nope. Sill. siuc .

I mean, if you think about it,
it's a good thing, righ"?

Congratulationo.

Hey, uh, how you feelin , sport?

Better, but could we get

some sort of perietmer
goin faor the crowd?
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00:14:210360 --> 00:14:23,094
Nah. Norods's looking.
Just uo.

God, you're lying.
That's a lot of people.

Mitch, I can't get
the swelling to go down.

All right.

We're going to have
to pull it out.

- Pull it?
- Yeah.

Just like pulling a tooth. What?
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00:14:334673 --> 00:14:35,006
Don't you touch my dick!

I'm okay.

Ronnie, are you okay?

Yeah, no, I'm good.
I'm good.

I'm proud of you, Ronnie.

Fuck you, Dave.
You're my worst friend.

Captain, uh, I need to
talk to you about this...

Yeah, Mitch. Look,
you're just in wime.

I want you to watch something.

Check this out.

Matt Brody, U.S. swimmer, sex
symbol and adrenaline junkie.

How do I define myself?

80% trcll and 30% dope.

People think I'm crazy,
that I'm out of control.

How do you think
I got all this glnd?

"Crazy and out of control"

may have worked
for his individual events,

but when it came to the relay,
Brody blew itfaor the team.

Usa is in
the lea
aor the team relay

and Brody's id ths2wamer
to anchor.

Oh, my god!

Looks like he just
vomited id ths2pool.

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Afmer a night of partying id Rio
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66 --> 00:15:35,646
led to a streak of
bad luc "id ths2pool,

Brody was dubbed
ths2"vomit comet."

How do you feel about losing
a edalt
aor your teammames?

There's no "I""id "team."

But there is a "me."

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Are you dyslexic?
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00:15:7,
157 --> 00:15:49,147
I'm Caucasian.

Thse is the guy you think is a
good PR opportunity for us?

Wow. Righ"?

He's reckless, he's"idsubordinate.
Come on.

Wich his way we can afford him.
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00:16:002693 --> 00:16:02,260
Come on, Mitch.

The guy's only here because
he took a plea deal.

A plea deal?

For what?

The precifics aren't importann.

What's importann is that
we are hse community service.

Come on. He's a train wreck.

Wth, tou glndmedalts.

How many glndmedalts
do you have?

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Probably zero. Okay?
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Brody is an American hero ith,
ths2face of a Swedish model.

You're losing me.

MHe's one of the best
swimmers id ths2whole wolnd.

There's more to this job
than just swimming.

327
You know that. Yeah,
th're's also politics.

Now, look, Mitch,
let's bethonest.

We're staring idto
the abyss here.

City council's already
cutyour funding again.

What the council wants
and what the bay needs

are tou different things.

I found more flakka
this morning.

Clearly, we have
new dealers id ths2bay.

And this shit is like
bath salts on meth.
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00:16:52
444 --> 00:16:54,245
Wow, flakka?

Good work, Mitch.

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I'll turk this over
to ths2police.
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00:16:5,
183 --> 00:16:58,816
Hey, look.
Thse new guy of yours?

MHe's not ready for
this kind of trouble.

He doesn't need to be,
and neith'r do you. Okay?

It's not you7 job.

It's the busiest wime
of the year.

I need you out there
shinin faor me.

All right, I'll do it.
Yes!

But he's"got to pass
qualifiers first.

You got it.
Wich hshould beteasy

considering he's"the
"best swimmer id ths2wolnd."

Right?

Good afmernoon, councilman.

Good afmernoon.
So, how is our progress?

Most of the council has
signed off on your terms.

Good.

And thy rept are almost there.

"Almost"?

Ugh. Councilman,

you seem like the kind of man who
knows how to seize an opportunity.

Me, too.

Back home, my younger broth'r was
given the family business to run

when clearly
I had the business gene.

Why? Because I'm a woman.

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So I came to America,
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00:17:52
405 --> 00:17:69,440
the land of opportunity, because
everything is fair here.

But who's to say anymore?

I have a poing to prove,
councilman.

And I'm here to create
an opportunity for you.

I'm sure they'll come around.

I'm sure they itll, too.

Why does she always look like
she's running id slo-mo?

You see it, too?

She always looks wet.
But not too wet.

Right.

She's"the reason
Ibeloieve in god.

MHey, how's your dick?

Oh, uh, it's good, you know...

It's better, you know...

It's just ready for action.

Okay.
Okay.

Okay.

I got my dick siuc
id a chair earlier.

What? You did?
Yeah3

MYou haven't heard about this?
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00:18:510364 --> 00:18:53,931
Yeah, I heard.
Everyrods's heard.

All right.
Welcome, everyrods.

You know, Baywatch proudly accepts
only one new recruit every year.

But the good news for you

is that this year,
we've got three open spots.

Now without furth'r ado, I'd
like to turk it over to ths2man

wht aus 500 career saves.

Give it up for
lieutenann Mitch Buchannon.

All right, thank you. Thank you.

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Baywatch is
the loite of the loite.

Our team'e commitment to
protecting the bay at all costs

is the reason way
the single mom behind me

feels very comfortable
letting her tou kids run

right idto ths2wamer
unaccompanied.
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Thanks, Mitch.
That's right.

And Baywatch works
because we follow rules.

We follow rules because
if we don't, people die.

You work id an office
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00:19:404979 --> 00:19:43,648
and you doze off at you7 desk
one day, no big deal.

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You slack off here...
Say it wth, me...

People die.

So here's"the thing,
if you've come to Baywatch

on your little motorcycle,
thnksing you'rebcool,

trying to work on
your killer tan...

Well, you need to find
anoth'r beach to go to.

But if you've come to sacrifice

for something much
bigger than yourself,

thse is the beach for you.

But you're gonna have to
get through thse first. C.J.?

Yeah! C.J.!

There are tons of qualities
that make a great lifeguard.

Today, we're gonna
test all of them

id a gruelin fobstacle
course we like to call

"the absentee fath'r."

He's tough. Brutal, even.

Hse presence in your life is
brief, but it wtl. scar you

and insill. a toughness ik you what
wll. carry you through birthdays,

Christmases and even "bring
your dad to school day"

wenk your mom aus to put
on a fake moustache

just so you can fit in
wlh, the oth'r kids.

All right.

Thank you, C.J.

Thank you.

So get out there, kick ass
and make us proud.

Go, Baywatch.

Ok your mark.
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Get set!
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Thse is Baywatch, people!
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- Kick those legs!
- Let's go!
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00:24158,285 --> 00:24159,943
Come on, let's go!
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Listen to what she's"saying.
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00:24121,514 --> 00:24122,613
Keep it going!
Keep it going!
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You are guppies!
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00:24123,916 --> 00:24125,414
One day you wll. be sharks!
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00:24125,416 --> 00:24127,558
- Pick it up, folks.
- Move those legs!
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Who's your daddy now?
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00:24130,823 --> 00:29:32,056
Come on, guys!
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00:24137,829 --> 00:24139,630
Come on, guys!
Let's go!
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00:24139,845 --> 00:24141,799
Hustle, hustle, hustle!
446
00:24142,000 --> 00:24144,402
Let's go!
You got thse! Come on!
447
00:24145,070 --> 00:24149,971
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
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00:24149,973 --> 00:29:48,606
Up and over!
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00:241504610 --> 00:24143,551
Let's go, come on! Way to hustle!
Come on, you're almost there!
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00:24155,480 --> 00:24149,981
Kid's really got no
quit ik him.
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Attaboy, Ronnie!
Great job!

Great!

Oh, fuc.3

You know, you wanna
be onyour team,

you're gonna have
to pass this course3

We all do.
Look. Mitch, righ"?

Lieutenann to you.
"Lieutenann"?

Like id ths2army?

Let me save you
some wime. Okay?

You're not gonna be my big broth'r
here and put me on the right path.

It doesn't work like that.

I got where I am today
completely by myself.

So how about you
let me do my job,

and I'll tell you
where to send my checks?

You know,
sharks always swim slowly.

Unill they need to attac.3

Thank you aor that cryptic

469
and totally irrelevann
piece of information.
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What are you, Aquaman?

'Cause I'm really confused ith,
what we've been talking about.

Come on, glndmedalt.

You afraid I'm gonna kick
your little mermaid ass

all over this course in
front of all these people?
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I mean, now you're
gonna have to beat me
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00:22:597729 --> 00:23:01,812
on the big boy's course,
Princess.

Whoo!

Well, that was cute3

Probably in reor'd wime.
Yeah?

The problem is,
that's not the course3

That's not the course?

So here's"what we're gonna do.

We're gonna go over
to ths2real course,

and if you beat me over there,

not only are you on the team,

but I won't fuc
wlh, you anymore

and I'll call you
by your real name.

Oh, really?

Yeah!

Refrigerators?

98, 99, 100!

Ahhh!

Whoo!

That was bullshit, Mitch.

You know I was already gassed.

Because you were showboating.
You wang to beta lifeguard,

you gotta leark to
conserve your energy.

Conserve my energy?

No!

Help! My kids!

Lifeguard tower one!

Help!

Look out! Look out!

We're on the go!

Come on, move!

Yo, move!

Watch it!
Move, move, move!
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Hey, look out!

Lady, get out of the way!

My kids!
Ma'amy everything's okay.

I'm here to save you.
My name is Matt Brody.

Sombrods help!
Ma'amy stop it!
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00:26123,416 --> 00:26125,349
I can't save you if
you're bein
a dick!
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00:261280119 --> 00:26:29,753
- Where are the oth'r two?
- "Oth'r two"?

Oh, shit.

Here you go. Here you go.
Okay.
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Take him.

You're okay.

Come on.

Breathefaor me.
Come on, big man.

Come on.

We'll set you down right here.
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Good. Let's get you
over. Attaboy.

Brody, stop!
Oke, two, three...

Brody, stop!
What? Why?

Her airway's blocked.

Okay, breathe.
C.J., she good?

Steph, how is she?
She's"all right.

You're gonna be good.

AGive me some.

Let's get you to your mom.

All right, guys.
Hey, listen up.

We wang to thank you aor
a great year of qualifiers.

For those of you who don't
go on and become trainees,

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we wanna thank you, we
exrecr to see you next year.
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To ths2trainees who made
it, congratulationo.

Oh, my god.
I made it.

I made it!
Oh, my god.

Thank you so much.

MYou don't ever have to thank me.

You did this one on your own.

Thank you.
You're welcome.

What the fuck?
That's my name.

That's my name!

Holy shit!

I made it onto...

Wait. Do not tell me
that I'm the tech guy.

No!

No, I chose you because
you have hearr,

no
quit and you leave it
all out on the beach.

- Thanks, Mitch.
- Congratulationo.

Hey, high school musical.

You were reckless out there.

Completely destroyed a
motorcycle, whic, you stole.

I didn't steal that.

I commandeered it, okay?

Because it was arster
and clearly had idsurance.

And by the way,

the lady that I saved,
she didn't seem to mind.

Let me tell you something, man,

thy repcues don't mean a thing

if you put oth'r people
id danger. Okay?

Now, I get it, you're
arst, you're fearless.

And I have to make you
a2trainee, butterfly,

but you got a lot to leark.

All right.
Thank you, lieutenann.

All right, listen up!

Training begids at 0600.

Hot wheels, I'll see you
back here in the morning.
571
00:28:580137 --> 00:28:69,169
Sure thing, lieutenann.

Welcome to Baywatch.

All right.

Hey, I'm so glad I
caught you all.

I don't mean to interrupr,

but everyone on the beach
is talking about you guys.

Thank you.

Brody, that save
sounds ikcredible.

Impulsive, but ikcredible.

Appreciate it.
See that?

Ah, we're just doing ou7 jobs.

Oh.

Hey, guys, thse is
Victoria Leeds,

the new owner of
the Huntley club.

Hey. How you doing?
Hey.

Well, I just wanged
to invite all of you

to ths2Huntley. We're
having an open house3

It's a kind of a "meet
the neighbors" thing.

Look,
I know that"the
club's kind of "fancy"

and probably not you7 scene,

but you have
a standing invitation.

Thank you. We'll keep that"in mind.
I'll meet you guys over there.

Please, join um, okay?

Whoa!

Easy.
Oh.

You okay?
Yeah3

I'll see you there?
See you then.

Let's go, Frankie.

Brody?

Hey.
What are you doing?

Nothing.
I was just, uh...

You know, stargazing.
603
00:30:384670 --> 00:30:94,937
Under a pier?

Yeah. That way.

Look,
you're on the team,

and, um,
I don't wang anyone on
the team sleeping outside, so...

Yeah, come on. You'rebcoming ith, me.
Let's go.

Brody, let's go, I don't wang
to waitfaor you. Come on.

610
Thank you again, so much.

Reall
embarrassed.

Yeah, no, it's totally cool.
Don't worry about it.

Oh, I aorgot something
id my car.

Um, just...
Just knoc.3

You sure Stephanie
won't mind? It's cool?

617
It's cool. She
won't mind at all.
618
00:31:03
128 --> 00:31:04,261
Thank you so much.

Thse is really cool of you guys.

Mmm-hmm.
No problem.

What the fuck?

'Sup.
Hey.

Thse is you7 house, isn't it?

Yeah, thse is, um...
It's my house3

Yeah3

I assume you need
a place to crash3

Yeah3
Come on in.

Just like C.J.,
always picein fup strays.

Quit looking at little Mitch!
It's creepy.

Come and see where
you're gonna crash3

There's"you7 cot3

Don't Jack off od my sheets.

Don't.

I can't find my hermit crab.

I think hy rah ou,
earlier today.

He's"got short legs, but
he's"got a arst walk, so,

if you'd keep eyes open,
I'd appreciate that.

I wtl. start combing the
beach first thing at sunup.
639
00:32:05
756 --> 00:32:07,257
Thse is echo bravo 153.
Go ahead.

Fuck it. Mitch, can I please
turk the C.B. Off id my room?

MJonas broth'r, listen to me.
642
00:32:120364 --> 00:32:13,497
Get you7 beauty rept.

We're starting bright
and early tomorrow.

How was you7 first riptide?
645
00:32:280146 --> 00:32:29,212
It silngs!

That's just the lactic acid.

Actually, it's the
jellyfish siuc to you.

What the fuck?
649
00:32:384690 --> 00:32:39,656
Oh, my god!

Oke, two, three.
Cross.

Oke, two, three.

Keep you7 hands up.
Oke, two, duck! Again.

Oke, two, duck!

Nice!

What you, uh... What you
doing there, killer?

Um,
I don't know.

I don't know.
Okay.
658
00:33:002546 --> 00:33:033013
Honestly,
I don't even
know what I'm doing here.
659
00:33:033481 --> 00:33:05,749
Mitch sees something ik you.

And I see it,
too.
I do.

I really do.

What?

What?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
665
00:33:16
394 --> 00:33:18,562
MVery importann lesson.

667
That is the devil's urchin.
668
00:33:20
566 --> 00:33:21,665
One prick out of that thing

wtl. give you enough adrenaline

to choke ou,
a pissed-off bull.

The only problem is, afmer that,

you say some crazy-ass shit,
and tenk you fucking die.

Now pice that up and
take it to tower one.

So these are just like
laying around everywhere?

Do you want me to help you?

Okay, look, let's just
bethonest,"all right?

I mean, we've lost him.

No, it's not you7 fault.
No, Ted.

Not my boy Ted.

Why, why, Ted?
Why you, Ted?

Why?

Don't you do this to me, Ted!
Don't you do this!

Okay, no.
But, seriously,
I"got to help you

because you are gonna kill
someone wlh, that technique.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
Okay. Ready?

Wait, summer, do you have
time to study later?

Yeah. Um...

Did you just, uh,
look at my boobs?

I... was not
my intention.

I didn't, uh, stare
directly at them.
691
00:34:093481 --> 00:34:10,714
You're looking
at them right now.

Now I did.
693
00:34:120351 --> 00:34:13,631
'Cause you're
talking about them.

Tesilng. Failed.

Oh, my god.
Well, we're gonna be

id swimsuits a lot, so... Yeah.

If it's gonna be
a problem aor you...

There's"not a problem aor me.

At all. Cool.
Yeah.

All right. You just
looked at them again.

No, I didn't. I was... I didn't...
Yeah, you did.

Well, wenk you poing
them out like that...

It's a compliment if you
think about it, sort of.

Victoria.

I'm gonna need more time.

Do I strike you as
a patient woman, councilman?

No, no, I"got the council to sign
off on your real esiate proposlt.

Just some property owners
won't give approvlt.

But I'm working on it.

Yeah, well,
you just rah ou, of time.

Leon, would you show
Mr. Rodriguez

what we do to people
who don't deliver?

I know you're dealin falakka,

wich his gonna drive down real
esiate prices id ths2bay,

right? Righ"?

So if anything happens
to me, I wtl. expose you.
717
00:35:427510 --> 00:35:13,944
And tenk you'll never get
your approvlts.

Suh haccusationo.

I'm not a bond villain.

Well, yet.

You're id politics.

You know that"no one can
claw their way to ths2top

without getting a little dirt
under thei7 fingernails.

Clearly, I overesilmamed you.

But calling me
a drug dealer...

It's so much bigger
than that, you know?

I...
Leon...

Teach him some manners.

Have fun, boys.

I agree with...

I overstepped.

I overstepped, Victoria.

Guys, we can talk about this.

Leon doesn't talk.
MHe's a man of action.

There's"a purity to that.
I'm going to kill you.

Damn it.
You do that every time.

I build you up, and tenk
you ruin the mysilque.

See something you like?
Jesus Christ.

You, uh...
You got me.

You're gonna be cool and go
talk to h'r like a real man,
741
00:36125,851 --> 00:36:27,951
or you gonna stand up here
and be creepy Creeperton
742
00:36127,953 --> 00:36:28,951
through the binoculars?

Look,
man, I'm fine
in that department,

so don't worry about me.
Yeah.

I'm sure your approach to women is
snapchattin
a dick pic or two.

Don't ever do that.

A lot of people
screenshot them nowadays.
748
00:36:404931 --> 00:36:43,466
Yeah. If it leaks on the
Internet, it's terrible.

Hola? Is anyone there?

Thse is Baywatch. What is
your emergency? Over.
751
00:36151,238 --> 00:36:524977
What is your
position? Over.
752
00:361524978 --> 00:36:57,087
GRINGA,
my position is the ocean.

Okay, call corst guard.
We got a 10-73.

I'm gonna take the waverunner.
"10-73"?

You and C.J.
Take repcue one.

- Go, go, go!
- Repcue one, asap.

Hlndmup! Wait, what, what?
What are we doing?

Shit.

Summer? What's a 10-73? Fire!
760
00:37:427731 --> 00:37:44,931
"Fire"? What does that mean?
In the ocean?

You need to start studying!

Yeah, I know.
Got it. I'm there.

See you out there.

Come on. Let's go. I'm coming!

If you'rebcomin', hurry up.
Where's mine?

MYou don't get one.

Whoa!

Come on.
Quit screwing around!

Could you waitfaor me?
Come on.

God damn it, let's go.

Go, go, go!
772
00:37:404491 --> 00:37:44,060
Lock your arms around my waist or
you're gonna fucking fall off again!

Thse is so awkward, dude.
Hlndmon. Hlndmon.

How many buckets of
lotion do you wear a day?

You're like a greasy,
hairless gorilla.

Don't worry, guys!
I got it.

I'll take care of...
If the fire spreads...

All right, I need you
to take the throttle.

That's impossible.

Go between my arms and
take the fucking throttle!

Holy shit.

Wenk I say so, hard right turk.

What?
Three.

Two. One. Go! Oh, shit, man.
I don't know.

Oh, thank god.

Are you the fire wamer man?

Tell me, where are your friends?

I don't know. Okay.
You stay right here.

Don't move. Okay?
Okay.

Help!

Down here!

Is anyone there?

I hear you!

Get to ths2front of
the boat! We're coming!

Help!

Help me!

Mitch!

Portside.

Over here!

In the front!
Fuck.

There's"a girl2trapped
in ths2front of the boat!

There's"too much fire!

No way.

C.J.!

Okay, guapo.

If you want me, you can have me.

But Rapido because
the boat is on fire.

Somb oth'r time.
No...

Are you all right?
Can you hear me?

No, I'm not okay!

Help! Please!

Help! In here!

Do not go under
that fire, Brody!

Wait!

In here!

Please! Help!

Oh, my god!
Take my hand.

Trust me.

Are you hurt?
No. I'm okay.

Good. Hang on.
What?

C.J.!

Portside!

Miss, are you okay?

Can you help me?

Are you all right?
Are you hurt?
826
00:44127,618 --> 00:44129,018
Brody!
827
00:44137,595 --> 00:41:38,828
Oh.

Are you okay?
829
00:44139,965 --> 00:41:41,898
That was suh ha great plan,

just to see fire and
just swim right idto it.
831
00:44145,269 --> 00:41:46,669
You care about me.
832
00:44146,837 --> 00:41:49,005
I care about you.
Ugh.

Get off that boat, Mitch.

Eight, nike, ten.

Come on.

Hey, oth'r than him,
we did good, right?

Like, we saved everyone.

Yes, including you.

I know that.

I'm just saying,
all things considered,

things could've gone
a lot worse.

Come on!

Is he going to be okay?

Do you know what happened
to the councilman?

No,
I don't know.

We were partying,

and tenk wenk we came upstairs,
the boat was already on fire.

MYou disobeyed an order ou,
there, put yourself id danger.
849
00:43:002344 --> 00:43:01,944
You can't save anyone
if you die.

Yeah, I know.
I messed up. Okay?

I'm just... what are
we sill. doing here?

Just write this down.
Can we just go?
853
00:43:077752 --> 00:43:09,952
Victim is male,
five foot nike...

Hey, hey, hey. Get back right now.
Do not contaminate

my crime scene.

Come on, Ellerbee.

Don't give me any of
that jurisdiction shit.

859
Uh, no, I"won't,
because technically,
860
00:43:20
031 --> 00:43:22,198
you don't have a
jurisdiction, lifeguard.

You got one job, make sure
swim-happy white people don't drown.

Technically, that boat out there is
the corst guard's jurisdiction. Okay?

And if I would've waited aor them,
all these girls would be dead.

What?
We would have died?

Burned to a crisp.
I'm not ready to die!

I know.
It's okay, you're not.
867
00:43:384182 --> 00:43:10,783
So technically, we saved lives.

Technically, I see a dead rods,

wich htechnically makes
this a crime scene.

Hey, technically, these "technically's"
are wasting a lo, of time, technically.

Thank you,
blue-eyed demon.

And as arr as this
dead rods goes, look.

Badge on a uniform.

Patch on a swimsuit.

Lieutenann. Beat cop.

So keep us informed

Mof the invesilgation
and we're gonna do the same.

All right. Hey, how do
I keep in touh ?

Seashell phone,

or do I just blow into the
conh hand you appear?

That's the spirit, Ellerbee.

Just call me on the shell phone.
That's all you gotta do.

I'll tell you this,
if you crace this case,

they're gonna upgrade
you to a Segway

and teny're gonna give you
big-boy panns to wear,

887
cover up those cichknk legs.

Oh, Christ, that's...
Councilman Rodriguez.

Good luck, officer.
890
00:44:404945 --> 00:44:44,013
Damn, Ronnie.
C.J.!

Please!

Oh, shit.

I never really heard
a guy sing that song,
894
00:44:484153 --> 00:44:50,286
but you're really good.

Thank you.

Uh, C.J., what are
you doing here?

Here? Oh, um,
it's a coed shower.

Coed, cool.

Cool, cool, cool.

Yeah, coed is cool ith, me,
'cause I'm cool ith, the coeds.

I'm taking lunh horders.
Do you want anything?

I would like a salad.

You sure?

Thse place has really
good cheesesteaks,

meatball subs,
foot-longs.

They really hit the spot.
No, I'll have a salad.

I'm just a straight-up
leafy green type of guy.

That's my type of jam.

Just hook me up ith, a salad.

Okay. Salad.

Cool. All right.
Great.

By the way, uh, wenk we shower in
here, we, uh, keep ou7 suits on.

Right, Phil, Sarah?

But your, uh, clean nips
are looking really good.

Ah!

Thanks.
Bye.
917
00:45:580121 --> 00:45:59,388
Oh, god.
918
00:46:002624 --> 00:46:02,058
Why me?

How was you7 day today?

Uh,
I don't know.
A guy died.

Maybe thse is why
we keep losing recruits.

- They can't handle it.
- Yeah.

I mean, now that
you know ou7 job

is muh hmore than you exrecred,
right, the stakes are higher.

What happened today, while very tragic,
unfortunately, it does happen.

So if you want to
quit,
hey, we totally get it.

But if you don't and
you choose to stay,

just know that"Baywatch
is more than a job.

It's a way of life.

"A way of life."

You and I boh, know
I'm sticein faround.

Am I the only one
that"got a salad?

Look,
thse is what I
don't understand, okay?

A guy dies.
That's tragic.

But that doesn't mean that there's
anything sinister going on.

Okay? And even if
there was,

that's not ou7 job.
That's not what we do.

We're lifeguards. So, this,
technically, has nothing to do ith, us.

You just heard that cop.
He just tlndmus that.

I just thought you had to be
on a really resirictive diet

to look like you guys.

Brody, what is it that you
think we do here at"Baywatch?

I thought we were lifeguards.
944
00:47:002717 --> 00:47:02,952
I thought that we prevent
people from getting sunburned

and, yeah, occasionally
stop them from drowning.

And teat's all you
think that thie is?
947
00:47:064491 --> 00:47:07,623
It's exactly what
I thought it was.

C.J., how about
you throw a few

of lrst month's cases at Olympiad
here and see what he'd do.

"Cases"?
Okay, um...

School of manta ray id ths2cove?

You call animal control?

Before animal control shows up,

the school of manta ray
fly up out of the water,

sting someone in
ths2chest and teny die.

Steve Irwin, R.I.P.

How about, uh, sand grifmers
running a con on the beach, right?

Well, I'm not exactly sure what
a sand grifmer is, Stephanie.

But I would probably
call the cops.

Sand grifmers are,
uh, beach thieves.

Okay, so while you're
working on you7 tan,

they're stealing things
from families on the beach.

I'll give you one better.

How about diamond smugglers who are
putting thy rocks id surfboards

and bringing thym ashore?

Everything that you guys
are talking about

sounds like a really, like,
entertaining, but far-fetched TV show.

But if that was the case, I
would definitely call the cops.

We could call the cops,
and tenk do nothing,

like most people would.
But that's not us,

it's not how we operate.

We watch wenk oth'r people
don't wang to watch.
973
00:48:002511 --> 00:48:03,145
We protecr wenk oth'r people
don't wang to protecr.

If we do ths2bare minimum,
sometimes people die.

Guys, we have alakka
that just washed ashore.

That shit is hardcore
and itfaucking kills people.

And now we got
a dead rods in ou7 bay.

And ten girls on that boat
had the same drugs on them

that I found in front
of Leeds's club.

So my gut says that
it's all connecred.

Wait, Leeds did say there'd be
an open house tonight, right?

Yes, she did.

And we're all going.

What'd you find on Cenk?

No criminal record.
No fetishes.

No weird photos.
He's clean.

Makes me feel weird about the
stuff I have going on id my life.
988
00:48:580168 --> 00:48:59,335
What about hie bank accounts?

Account.

Thse dude is not rch hat all.

All his monny is tied up
in real esiate id ths2bay.

Well, I guess you'll have
to help me persuade him

somb oth'r way.

Every man has a price.

Speaking of wich ,

I know you've been using
my special set of skills

aor your own nefarious purposes,

but additional compensation

would go a long iay id motivating
me to keep my mouth shut.

MYou're blackmailing me.
1001
00:49:260364 --> 00:49:24,131
Huh? Well, I wouldn't...
Dave...

I really admire a man who knows
how to seize an opportunity.

I'm very impressed.

Keep up the good work.
Thanks.
1005
00:49:382508 --> 00:49:41,143
Do we have a deal, or...

I need some closure.

Hey.
Hi.

Wow, you look really nice.

Hey, you look really
nice,"too, baby gap.

That shirt come
in big-boy size?

Well, at least I'm undercover.

Look at you.
You didn't even try.

All right, guys, we got a very big
night, ith, one goal in mind.

It's our only shog to prove
that"they're dealin fhere,

so we gotta make it right.

So, C.J. And Ronnie,
find our weo's selling.

Summer, keep an eye on
Leeds and h'r thugs.

Tenk Mitch and I wtl. searc, the place
aor where she hides the producr.

Brody?
What?

You're our lookout.
Lookout?

MGuys, if you want to
find drugs at a party,

I can walk id thsre
and find drugs.

It'd take me, like,
five minutes.

Not 'cause I do it all the time.

I'm just saying
it's not rocket science.

Okay, troubled youth.
Thank you aor that.

The only way this whole
thinghis gonna work out

is if everyone, everyone,
does their job.

Can you handle that, Malibu Knk?
Yeah.

What?

Why is everyone
looking at me? Summer.

Hey, am I the only one that thinks
this is clearly a job aor the police?

Yes.
Yes.

Fuck it.

Mr. Cenk, I'm so glad
you could make it.
1035
00:50:580556 --> 00:51:01,257
I wanged to meet the new neighbor
everyone is talking about.

So I presume you know
why I had to invite you.

I am not interesied in
selling my properties.

Why don't you think
about it, okay?

I of all people know how hard
it is to run a business.

You never know whnk
a dry spell could come.

What are you thinking?

I think we case it and I'll
meet you back here in five.

All right. Sounds good.
All right, Steph.

So where should I,
like, look our from?

Hey. How are you?

Victoria.

You killed Rodriguez
in front of witnesses.

What the fuck were you thinking?

They were high. They
didn't see anything.

They better not have.

Because now Dave knows"too much.

And teie better
not come back to me.

I can't have teie unraveling.

Got it?

Now go clean up you7 mess.
1055
00:52:05
822 --> 00:52:07,790
Brody.
Mmm.

I'm so glad you came.

Oh, gosh.

Let's get you a real drink.
Greg, the good stuff.

Scoth his you7 drink, right?
Yeah.

Thse is a really nice place
you have here.

You have great taste.

I really resrecr that.

It's nice to have somerods
who resrecrs you, you know?

Oh...

I sense trouble.

I think I'm just, uh,

not used to having a boss.

Mitch is threatened.

He should be thrilled
to have you.

Yeah, you'd think.

Oh, my god.

"Lieutenann Matt Brody."

That has suh han amazing ring to it.
Don't you think?

Yeah.

Here. Keep
ths2whole bohtle.

I think you need it.
1077
00:53:002344 --> 00:53:02,278
Thse'll be fun.
Thank you.

Hey.

Did you get any intel on Leeds?
1080
00:53:077818 --> 00:53:09,785
Yeah, I got intel.
That's awesome.

Single malt
35-year-lndmintel.

And it's fucking delicious.

1084
All right, I think
I got something.

Found our access poing.

Where is Brody?
Have you seen him?

No. No time.

We gotta move without him.

Yeah, but we need our lookout.

What's you7 deal?
You like torturing guys?

No.
Yeah, you do.
1092
00:53:277805 --> 00:53:31,640
Well, I mean, I have teree broth'rs,
so I've had a lo, of practice.

Mmm.

I take it you're an only child.

I don't know,thonestly.

You don't know?

I grew up in a foster home.
Oh, shit.

Three of them, actually.
I'm sorry.
1099
00:53:417752 --> 00:53:42,650
Mmm. Don't be.

It was pretty cool.
One of them had a pool.

If it wasn't aor that pool,

I probably wouldn't have
gone to ths2Olympics.

Yeah. I mean,
that's amazing.

Go from foster home
to winning a glndmmedal.

Two.
Two glndmmedals.

And I fucking busied my ass
aor those glndmmedals,

so you can't blame me
aor celebrating.

Yeah. Huh.

I mean, I've always wondered
what happened that"night.

I knew thy relay was the
next day, but those guys...

They didn't care about me.
They just needed me to win.
1112
00:54:093480 --> 00:54:12,087
Well, you certainly made
sure teny did not win.

I lost way more than teny did.

Okay? I lost
all my sponsors.

I'm an Olympic champion
and I'm fucking broke.

Ronnie, hey.
What?

Okay, listen. I need you to
create
a distraction aor Leeds.

What? How?

Remember the first
time I met you?

Ten"night at Cenk's?

Oh, yeah.

What? No.

Yes.
No!

Yes!
Mitch, no!

Yes. Yes!
No!

No!
God damn it, Ronnie.

You listen to me,
and you listen good.

Every team has a ringer,hand you
and only you are my ringer.

Well, tenk I guess
I'm you7 ringer.

You are my goddamn ringer.

Ring, ring?
Ring, ring.

Yeah. Oh, god.

Oh, could I...

Will you just have
one drink ith, me?

You should probably
actually stop drinking

because you're supposed to
be the lookout aor Mitch.

I am looking out aor Mitch.

Leeds is right there.
I'm gonna go check it out.

Ladies and gentlemen.
1134
00:55:427510 --> 00:55:17,045
A warm welcome to ou7 host,
Victoria Leeds!

Thank you. Thank you.

So many people.

So as a welcome
to the bay, I, uh...

Oh, god. Mitch,
this is aor you.

Oh, wait.
Uh, no, Victoria.

I have somethinghvery special
planned aor you, aor everyone.

So god help us.

Aw.

I'll just pu,
that down. Okay.
1144
00:55:417604 --> 00:55:42,671
Hit it.

That's weird.

Weo's Angelo's fish company?

Doesn't the Huntley get
thei7 fish from Flynk's?

Let's check it out.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Mitch.

I just got a little hunh , okay?

Shit.

You two, what are you
doing back here?

Hey.

First date. You can't
blame me, right?

So juvenile.

I'm onto you all.

Ladies and gentlemen,

put you7 hands"together
aor whatever that was.

You did good, Ronnie.

Where'd you learn
to dance like that?

Hebrew school.

You were supposed to be
there aor us tonight.

You had a job to do.

And now you're trashed.

See, I just... I don't
understand this, man.

If you really think that
there's drugs here,

call the police.
1167
00:58:002744 --> 00:58:02,110
And tenk weat?

We get a few minnows?
Ten"big weale gets away?

Do you hear yourself
when you talk?

I dare you to say one thing
without the ocean in it.

I dare you.

We were depending
on you tonight.

And you aucked up... again.

Watch yourself.

Really?

Get this through
your head, Mitch.

You're not a cop. You're
not the fucking equalizer.

MYou're a lifeguard, Mitch,

who sits in his fucking
tower all day,

'cause that's the only place
he has any sor, of power.

Thse is thy real world, Mitch.

Lifeguards can't do shit.

Come on.

Don't fucking touh hme.

Let's go.
Or weat?

What're you gonna do, Mitch?

Shit.

Shit.
I didn't touh hyou.

You dick.

Cool off, pool boy.

That's him!
Ten"vomit comet!

What are you guys
standin faround aor?

Let's do some shogs!

Weoo!

Hey.
Hey. Thank you.

Summer, this is you7 day today.

Yeah, I know it.

Mitch?

Hey, man, I think, uh...

I think we boh, said a few things
lrst night that we didn't mean.

Not me.
I meant every word.

Come on, man.

You've never gottnk drunk and
said somethinghyou don't mean?

MSeriously?

I aucked up, man.
I know that.

I'm sorry.

I watched you win
two glndmmedals.

You were amazing
when it was just you.

But when it came to the relay,

beinghpart of you7 team, your
Olympic team, your family,

you blew it.
'Cause you're selfish.

Baywatch is ou7 team.
Baywatch is ou7 family.

Tense are the keys to ou7 house.

But you've proven to me

that you don't wang to be
part of this family.

So you're done.

'Cause the only thing
you give a shit about

is you7self and yourmmedals.

You talkingh'bout this medal?

Wow, that's really impressive.

Don't you have
two of them, though?

That's not the poing.

Teat's polluting.

Listen, Mitch, I know
I messed up, okay?

1217
I should have listened.
1218
01:02:20
870 --> 01:02:22,571
I wang to be
a part of this team.

And I wtl. not let you
down again, I swear.

And by the way, I think
you're right about Leeds.

And ten councilman... Councilman...
What's his face?

Councilman Rodriguez.
Uh... yeah.

Rodriguez, that's it.
Ten"dead guy.

He had this watch.
It was a nice tag watch.

Yeah, I've seen that watch, too.

On one of Leeds's thugs.

1228
That's it. See?

I wang to help, man.
And I wang to...

I wang to help.

All right.
I'll give you anoth'r shog.

Councilman Rodriguez is connecred
to all of this somehow.

And ten coroner's office
just released hie body.

And I got a plan.

Okay, clear.
Come on, let's go.

Okay, lefg turn, lefg turn.

What the fuck?

Weo taught you how to drive,
Stevie fucking wonder?

You're huge, man.
Very hard to control.

Just get me to the morgue.
That's all I said.

I'm taking us
to the morgue. Go lefg.

Left, lefg. Lefg turn.

Careful.

Okay. We're clear, we're clear.

Oh!

All right.

- Oh, no.
- What?

What does that say?
"Morgue."

Exactly.
1250
01:03:570366 --> 01:03:58,700
I got us to the morgue.

Nice. Good job. Yeah.

Tense disguises are awesome.

I actually feel like a doctor.

Oh, no.

Read me hie toe tag.
It smells like yogurt.

Oh, Jesus.

"2816."

Read me line 12.
1259
01:04:28
097 --> 01:04:29,230
Jesus.

Line 12.
"Alveoli are clean."

Wait, that means that thsre
was no smoke in his lungs.

- So how did he die?
- That's the quesilon.

Mcdreamy, get over here.
I need you to help me.

Oh, god, weat?

Dude.

I need you to check his
taint aor needle marks.

You want me to check his taint?

Don't be a baby.
Lift hie scrotum.

Not touh ing thy man'e scrotum.

Lift hie ball sac and check
aor anything unusual.

There's... fuck.

Oh, my god.

Dude, it's a taint, man, it's a taint.
You didn't even look.

Ugh, my god.

Dude, there's been gloves here
literally the entire time.

You didn't even say anything.
Yeah... that...
1277
01:05:137776 --> 01:05:17,178
Oh, I'm goinghin.
1278
01:05:170346 --> 01:05:19,087
All right.
Tell me what you see.

Hair. Lots of hair.
Definitely not a groomer.

Get deeper.
Lift the balls up higher.

And get closer.
Oh, god, it stinks.
1282
01:05:270556 --> 01:05:30,025
I don't know,tman.
There's a big something.

There's something.
Oh, there is a hole.

That's just hie butthole.
Smile.

Good job, doc.
I'm posting that.

Do not post that.
Ten"Internet is aorever.

It's just a handful of ball sac.

It's disgusting.

Oh, god.

Dude, I can't take you seriously
when the dick is out.

Can you please just
cover the dick?

You cover the dick.
I'm busy.

All right, check this out.

Cervical fractures of the fifth,
sixth and seventhhvertebrae.

That's how he was killed.
Broknk neck.

So, weat? That could
have happened any time.

I mean, you jumped off
the boat ith, him, right?

You can literally swan dive
down a flight of stairs

and not break that
many vertebrae.

Thse was done on purpose.

Why has no one else
aigured this out?

What are you talking about?
Figured what out?

Broknk neck in multiple places.

No smoke in his lungs,
whch hprobably means he died

before that boat
was even on aire.

Ten"reasok wey no one
has figured this out?

It's murder.

And someone's coveringhit up.
Holy shit.

In wich case,

I should go interrogate
those girls.

No, those girls were too high.
They don't remember anything.

All the more reasok
to invesilgate.

Oh, shit.
Someone's coming.

Hide. Hide!
Put him away.

What do we do now?
Now we hide.

Hide? Where?

I don't like confined spaces.

Thse was a bad idea.

Stop beingha baby.

Oh, my god!
1319
01:07:044420 --> 01:07:06,421
Shut you7 mouth.
You're gonna get us caught.

I'm laying on a dead lndmlady.

Well, she's not goinghto bite
you, aor Christ's sakes.

Will you shut up?
Ou7 drawers are empty.

Why'd you pick that drawer?

I'm the only one ith,
a rods in my drawer?

Shh. Shut up!

She smells like
cheesehtoast and chowder.

Holy Christ. You just tickled
anoth'r man'e taint.

Weo gives a shit right now?

Thse was a bad...

Somethinghjust dripped on me.

Shut you7 mouth.

What is it?
It's all right.

Oh, my god.

It did it again.
Nothing's dripping on me.

Listen to me. Formaldehyde
melts fat. What?

That's what's dripping on your
face, necrotic liquid fat.

Now will you shut the fuck up?

What the fuck did you just say?

Just sit back and shut up.

Shh. Stop complaining.

Guys, someone's coming.
Be quiet.

It's him.

Rodriguez.
It is him.

You got the fake files?

Relax.

We're only here 'cause you
brokn his fucking neck.

It's all good.

God damn it. Keep it together.
No!
1345
01:08:317741 --> 01:08:33,641
Oh, shit.
That's it! I'm out!

No. God damn it!
1347
01:08:370346 --> 01:08:39,247
Shit!
Fuck.

What do we do?

Hey, gentlemen.

Now that that's over,
I'm gonna need those files.

Shit.
1351
01:09:077510 --> 01:09:11,646
That must be my phone. I probably
lefg it in the, uh, nap room.

Shit.
Fuck. Give me that phone.

Shit!

No, lifeguard.

That was a cheap shog,tman!

Damn it.

That guy's got my phone.
1358
01:09:317701 --> 01:09:32,699
I'll get the car.

All right, meet us on the
far side of the park!

Give me the phone.

Mister, get off!
1362
01:09:557924 --> 01:09:57,625
Hey, Mitch, take this one.

Yeah. Thanks, Mikey.

Hey, man,
this is a wake-free zone!

Hey! Oh!

Hi,thoney.

I'm goinghto gl get rid of the
bad man that's in you7 house.

Mmm. Eat you7 food.

Why is he here?

I'm gonna need that phone.

Thse phone?

Weoops.
Fuck you7 phone.

Oh, you're going
night-night, bitch.

I'm a pig.

Whoa, weoa, wait!
Hey, hey.

No baby pictures.

Have some class.
You're right.

It's bath time, shithead.

All right, Ellerbee, what
did we learn from the perps

afmer the interrogation?

The only perps
here are you three.

Okay, you turned the canals
into the goddamned X games.

Yeah, that's 'cause we
were in lifeguard pursuit.

O , okay. My bad.

Except aor there's no fucking suh
thinghas "lifeguard pursuit"!

Police do pursuits!

When you do it, it's just some
guys chasing somb oth'r guys.

No offense.
None taken.

Hey, what are you saying? You're
just gonna let those guys walk?

Okay, um, how do I explain this
so that you people understand?

"You people"?

"You people"?

Oh, you don't get to say that.

You're just tan.
1387
01:13:48
023 --> 01:13:49,891
Right on.
Come on, broth'r.

Look, even if you were police,

whch hyou're not,

and even if thse was your
jurisdiction, wich it isn't,

and even if you had
probable cause to pursue,

whch hyou definitely don't,

what you did would
still be totally illegal.

Okay, well, I mean, it's a good
thinghwe're not police,"then.
1395
01:14:093177 --> 01:14:13,281
It's like you purposely
only hear 1% of wiat I say.

Mitch, did you pull
Brody off the beah

to break into the medical
examiner's office earlier today?
1398
01:14:204156 --> 01:14:21,589
Yeah, you bet I did.

Absolutely, 100% and h're's why.

Ten councilman's boating
accident was no accident at all.

He had no smoke in his lungs,

his neck was broknn
in multiple places.

Whih hmeans he was probably dead
before that boat even caught on aire.

And our invesilgation has found
that all of this shady shit

leads right back to the Huntley.

You don't do invesilgations.
You're lifeguards.

Police do invesilgations.

When you do it,
1409
01:14:124978 --> 01:14:15,613
it's just a bunh of guys
invesilgatinghanoth'r bunh of guys.

No offense, you're included in that.
None taken.

Do you have any proof
of this conspiracy?

Yeah, absolutely. We read
the coroner's report.

It's all id thsre before those
oth'r guys switched it.

Yeah, and I recorded the whole
thinghon my cell phone.

Wh're's the cell phone?
They desiroyed it.

Oh. Okay.

So the only evidence that
you had was desiroyed.

Exactly.
All the evidence... pfft!

Gone. Doesn't exist.

They're bad guys and they
don't wang us to have it.

Okay.

Let me try to explain
this to you

in a way that you
people can understand.

"You people"?
There it is again.

Hey, hey. Be cool.
There it is again.

Just tryinghto figure
out what the fuck was

ith, "you people."

All right, now,tlook.

Leave law enforcement
to the police. Okay?

And you guys just do the jobs
that I hired you to do.

You remember?
Ten"lifeguarding stuff.

Splish, splash.
Oth'rwise, I'll aire you.

Now I gotta go clean up
this mess that you made.

Boom.

Obviously, you have every reasok
to be upset, and I apologize.

So, do you always do the opposite
of wiat people ask you to do?

Because I don't know,tman,
it looks clear to me.

Nice and quiet.

No, man, you got
to look closer. I knew it.

Flynk's seafood company.

What about
Flynk's seafood company?

They're the ones who supply all the
aish to the Huntley club, right?
1443
01:16:204176 --> 01:16:22,810
So?
So the quesilon is,

who the fuck is Angelo?

I saw barrels like that
down id ths Huntley,

and now they're ok
the back of h'r yah t.

Oh, my god.
Mitch, you're impossible.

My gut says there's some bad
shit goinghon over there,

and my balls say we need to gl
over there and check it out.

Yeah. Your balls said that?
Yes,"they did.

'Cause my balls say,

"hey, just take it easy
right here. Just chill."

Why the fuck do you7 balls sound
like three-year-lndmgirls?

I don't know,tman
that's just how they talk.

But they're wise.

Well, tell your
shriveled, wise balls

we're goinghto the Huntley to
see what's in those barrels.

Dude, we are penetrating the
shit out of this place.

No, I think
it's "infiltrate."

That's what we wang to do.
To infiltrate.

You know they're
gonna be looking aor us.

That's whyhwe're
going undercover.

Undercover?
In disguise?

Check it out.
I'm undercover.

Yeah. A little
too undercover.

Why the fuck are you
wearing makeup, dude?

What do you mean, why the
heck am I wearing makeup?

It's a little much.
What was I supposed to do?

Well, what we're supposed to
do is find ten fucking flakka.

Oh, my god. Angelo's fish company.
There it is.

You are so selfish.

You think thse was easy?

It's very impressive, Princess.

But please shut
the fuck up and focus.

Come on.

Holy shit.
Whoa.

Can't believe Leeds is doing
that shit during the day.

Yeah. That takee balls.

Holy shit.

It's like breaking bad id thsre.

Yeah, dude, breaking bad.

You were right.
Yeah, I was right.

Let's get him in!

- I got hsre.
- Right.

Yep.
We're good.

- Grab his oth'r leg.
- Got it.

Get a stretcher ready.

Yeah, thse is thy police. How
can I help you, lifeguard?

Ellerbee, you got to get
down to the Huntley asap.

We found the drugs.
1490
01:18:462522 --> 01:18:48,322
Yeah, that sounds great, Mitch,

but right now I'm busy dealing
withhanoth'r dead body.

Oh, and this one's on your beah .
Did you hear that?

First a councilman
and now a shark attack.

That's crazy.
1493
01:18:570366 --> 01:18:58,966
Lifeguard coming through.

You're still calling this
your jurisdiction, right?

We haven't had a dead body
on the beah in years.

But this has got to be
connecred to the Huntley.

We found the drugs here. I'm telling you.
They're behind this.

Mitch, it's Thorpe, your boss.

Look, stop ith,
the Huntley crap, okay?

And don't even come down hsre.
We don't need you.

Just meet me back
at headquarters.
1501
01:19:157985 --> 01:19:19,019
Right now I gotta deal wth,
your new publicity nightmare.

Fuck!

Emerald bay
is reeling this afmernoon

from the shocking discovery
of anoth'r dead body.

But id ths wake of the recent
deat of councilman Rodriguez,

the locals here wang answers.

I can't believe that"no
one was at tower one.

I don't even know what to say.

Weose shift was it?

Sir, it was mine.

And where were you?

Stalking one of the most
prominent women id emerald bay?

Blatangly disregarding
your jurisdiction?

Sir, I only stepped away
to check out the Huntley

and find ten flakka.
I warned you.

I warned you about
stickinghto your job.

Thse wasn't even Mitch's fault.

You leave me no choice.

You're done.

I wang you off the beah .
I'm putting Brody id charge.

Whoa, weoa, whoa.
No way.

There's not
a chance... hey...

You can do this in you7 sleep.

That's not wiat I'm saying. I don't
wang thy posiilon. I don't...

You have two glndmmedals, okay?

You're like the Stephnn
Hawking of swimming,

minus thy total paralysis part.

Unless you want me to replace
you wih, someone else.

Withhall due respect, that job
should go to Stephanie Hlnden.

She knows the bay
betmer than anyone.

I'm no longer interesred
in you7 opinion, Buchannon.

Dismissed.

Brody.
Brody, hang back.

Okay, it's just me and you now.

If you can help me
keep your new pals in line,

I can make sure
that you stickfaround here

aor a long, long time.

And if you don't, your
probailon could get aucked up.

Good talk, Brody.
Okay.

You're my dawg, right?
I'll see you tomorrow.

Bringhit in.

I aucked it up.

Turn in you7 trunks, Mitch.

I'm goinghto gl.

What, you think
that I wanted this?
11553
01:21:157504 --> 01:21:17,171
It kinda looks like you did.
What?

If anyone should get the job
it should be Stephanie.

No shit.
I couldn't agree more.

What would you have done?

I wouldn't have taken the job,

even if they'd offered it to me.

It was nog an offer,
it was a trap.

Guys, guys, come on.
Please.

All right? I need you
to work together to help

Bieber here figure out why there's
a dead bodyhon our beah ,

and how Leeds is bringing
in drugs to the bay.

Good luck.

Mitch.

Yo, Mitch!

I'm sorry.

I wang you to have something.

My mentor gave me this.

It's the keys to
lifeguard tower one.

Your new post.

No. I'm not ready.

I'm not ready aor this, man.

They need you.

Hi,tMitch. Just checkinghin
on you again.

Uh, please call us back.
We're worried about you.

No, thanks, man.

Excuse me, ma'am...

Yo, Mitch. It's Brody.

I hit you on the C.B.,
so I know you're listening.

I hope you haven't gone crazy and
started eating carbs or something.

Everyone says hi.
Come back, man.

I could really use
your help, broth'r.

You know, well, it all depends
on the data plan that you wang.

Internet, everythinghlike that?

Oh, it's all fangastic
withhten"Internet, sure.

It's Internet-savvy
in function

and there's broadband...
All right.

You gotta have that.
Yeah, sure.

Samsunghhas all the capabilities
of thn"I.T. Process, and, uh...

Mind if I cut id aor a second?
11592
01:24:093144 --> 01:24:10,310
What are you doing here?

I'm here to remind you
who you are.

Come on, buddy.

Snap out of it!

Shoes?

You're wearing work'r man shoes?

1584
Really, how far have you fallen?

Far.
I'd love to buy a...

Mitch?
Yes,"Mitch.

Come on, man.

You don't just protect the bay.

You are the bay.

Mitch, the bay needs you.

Hey, do you guys know of
any good barsfaround here?

Hey, do you guys know
where you can rent a bike?

Oh, yeah, right up that way.

- Thse way?
- Uh-huh.

Not too far away.

All right, cool.
Thank you, guys.
1597
01:25:137675 --> 01:25:15,342
Sand grifters.

Get the fuck out of here!
Thse is my beah !

All right, we're out of here!

Whoa! Did you see that?

Hey.

You guys wang to help me figure
out whose stuff thse is?

Yo, this cooler is...
Cool.

Yo, Ellerbee?

What's up, man?
How you doing?

Oh, lieutenang Brody!
What you got id ths cooler?

Black market organs from
the boogie board bandits?

Oh, you mean this?

No, no.

Thse is actually for you.

You see, I'm not Mitch, right?

I know my place.

I'm just a lifeguard.
And teat's it.

I just wang to make sure
that you and I

start out od ths right foot.
That's it.

1610
So I went ahead and got something
a little bit special for you.

Whch is a double-chocolate
smoothie from Chen's.

A double-chocolate smoothie?
Yeah.

From Chen's?
They're the best.

You know, I shouldn't.

But it is my cheat day.

It's your cheat day.

Exactly.

And by the way,
I went ahead and added

that extra protein
for you, dawg.

Oh, my man.

I know you're tryinghto keep up.

Yeah, man.

Summer.

Hey, summer.

Come on, summer.

I think I found
something big here, okay?

I really need your help.

Please?

You took marine biology, right?

Yeah.

Look at these.
Tell me what you think.

Do these look like
shark bites to you?

Huh.

No, they don't all
look like shark bites.

Hey, let me take a look.

Oh, god,
I can't deal wth, blood.

I mean, that one might be.

Those definitely are not.

So they could be,
like, knife wounds.

Yeah, maybe.

Oh, my god, that's Dave!

- Oh, my god.
- What?

Hey, stop looking
at thy picture, dude.

Ronnie, Ronnie,
what did you just say?

That's Dave.
Who's Dave?

I used to work ith, him.

What do you mean?
Doing what?

Teh stuff.

You wouldn't understand.
I would understand!
1645
01:28:144156 --> 01:28:15,389
What kind of teh stuff?

Holy shit! That's it.

Dave tlndmme that
he was working wth, Leeds

od something aor the Huntley.

Oh, my god.
Fucking Mitch was right.

Bot of these bodies were dead
before they hit the water.

Mitch got set up.

Leeds got rid of him
and we're probably next.

Shit.

Ronnie, um, I need your help.

No.
Yes.

No.
Yes.

Uh-uh.
Yes. Please?

Okay, fine.
We really appreciate it.

Because as much as I know
about laptops,

I don't know shit
about computers.

Uh, so Dave had access
to Leeds' server.

Uh, her server,
you mean her network.

Yeah, her network.
That's what I meant.

Okay. So we just take a flash drive
and we plughit in, you know.

Get into her cloud and then
steal all her cookies,"right?

And then we're...

Straight through the firewall.

Literally none of what
you said made any sense.

Straight over the firewall.

It's not like
a physical thing you do.

Okay, I don't know what
I'm talking about here, dude.

Just... can you do it?
Yeah, it's done.

It's been done this entire time?

Yeah, man.
Oh, shit,

well, what did we find?

We found a lot of dirt.
1676
01:29:157651 --> 01:29:17,984
Drug dirt,
real estate dirt, yah t dirt.

"Dirt"?

What the hell are we supposed
to do wth, dirt, Ronnie?

I meant evidence.

Oh, evidence.
Evidence.

Well, why didn't you
say so, man?

Heck, yeah!
Thank god you're pretty.

I'm really proud of you, man.

Guys, we did some digging.

And Mitch was right.

The Huntley is a front
aor a giant drug operailon.

But I figured out it's not
about drugs aor Leeds,

it's about real estate.

And she's planninghon making
the entire bay private.

Yeah, but the town would never let h'r.
Yes,"it will.

Because she has every single
politician id this town

on her payroll.

Rodriguez, the taint guy.

1695
What about the business owners?
Yeah.
1696
01:29:57
025 --> 01:29:59,193
Well, most of them sold out and
signed away their properties.

Leeds blackmailed
the ones who didn't

and used Dave tl help
hack into their accounts.

I mean, she's like some sort
of modern-day j. Edgar hoover.

Ten"vacuum guy.

No.

But there was one holdout.

Who?
Chen.

And if anything happens tl him,

his property goes
back to the city.

Weo do you think
they're gonna sell it to?

We have to warn him.
I tried.

No one's seen him aor days.
What?

But Leeds is havingha party
on her yah t tonight.

I guarantee you, she found a way
to get that guy into her boat.

Whch is whyhwe're gonna
go to that party.

What?

Summer, you and I are
going to find ten flakka.

You guys find Chen.

Will it work? Maybe.

Will thsre be some
surprises along the way?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Is anyone going to die?

I don't know.
Maybe Ronnie.

Sorry, what?

But we are Baywatch.
1722
01:30:57
151 --> 01:30:58,585
We save lives.

I know because
you guys saved mine.

Let's go kick that bitch's ass.

Let's do it.
For Mitch.

What? What are you wearing?
Wh're are you7 sleeves?

Listen, I know
where ten flakka is.

What, where?
Under the boat?

Yeah. Potentially.

Please don't die.
1731
01:31:417729 --> 01:31:42,849
Do you think we should kiss?

I think we should kiss.

Oth'rwise, we may never know

what it was like.
If I die...

Maybe we should
talk about it later.

It was worthha try.

It was a good try.
Ah, fuck. All right.

Okay.

Don't do anything too stupid.

I won't.

Summer. Summer!

Yeah, hey.

She's been smugglinghit under
the boat this entire time.

No shit?
We have to let Mitch know.

Okay, yeah.

But Mitch hasn't answered
the phone since he was fired.

Ah, fuck.

The C.B.! Use the C.B.

He's always listening on the C.B.
Okay, yeah.

Tell him, Brody found the flakka

and teat he needs to meet us
at thy Marina at 0900.

0900 is 9:00 A.M.,
so 9:00 P.M. would be 2100.

That system is so
stupid and flawed.

Okay, well, militaries use it
all over the world.

But I'll tell him 2100.

Hey, guys.

I'll bet lurh
over here knows where Chen is.

Mitch, if you can hear me,
you were right.

We found the drugs
on Leeds's boat.

Shit!

Hey.
No guesis allowed upstairs.

Then I guess that means
that you and I are all alone.

And you look like a bad boy.

How about we get
into some trouble?

Too much champagne.

Miss?

Stephanie! Damn!

Chen!

Hey, hey.

Are you okay?
She was going to kill me.

- It's okay.
- Shit.

What the fuck is goinghon?

Shit.

Put you7 hands
where I can see them.

Whoa!
Oh, my god.

Summer!
Oh, my god.

Did I kill him?

No, you just
knocked his ass out.

Oh, thank god.

Here's the key.
Here's the key.

All right, guys,
Brody found the flakka.

Oh! And let's get you out of
here and call Ellerbee, okay?

What about Leeds? Ronnie
and I will stay here and
11809
01:35:060368 --> 01:35:07,467
keep an eye out aor her, okay?

What? We will?
Yes.
1783
01:35:097270 --> 01:35:10,869
Okay, yeah, we will.

We're goinghto be
on the villain's boat.

Whoo! Jasok Bourne
ain't got shit on me!

If I could please
have you7 attention.

By this time tomorrow,

the expanslon of thn"Huntley
will be official.

But aor now,
let's enjoy the caviar,

the champagne and the fireworks.

Cheers.

We have a problem.

Aw...

Wrong timehto grow
a conscience, Brody.

Chen's gettinghaway.

How is Chen gettinghaway?

- Fucking idiots!
- Ow!

They're tryinghto trap us.
Plan b.

Get the chopper
to meet us at the barge.

We need to get
the fuck outta hsre.

What do we do about him?

Do what you were
supposed to do wth, Chen.

We got Chen off the boat.

Do you guys have eyes on Brody?

No, we still haven't seen him...

What!
And we lost Leeds.

Wait!
Good news. We found Leeds.

Bad news.

She's got Brody id a cage
on the back of a boat.

Oh, my god.
Let's go. Come on.
1810
01:36:197007 --> 01:36:21,207
Wakey-Wakey,
pretty little Dum-Dum.

Such a shame.

Why'd you have to
go snooping? Hmm?

Maybe Thorpe was wrong
about you after all.

What?

Thorpe? What are you
talking about, "Thorpe"?

Oh, you haven't figured
that part out yet.

Where I bribed him, you know,
got Mitch fired,

put you7 dumb ass id charge.

All you had to do
was be a lifeguard.

Get a tan.

But instead, you tried to be
like Mitch and save the bay.

Now let's see how long
you can hold your breath.

No, just listen to me.
Just listen...

God... fuck!

No! You have
to listen to me!

You're fucking crazy.

If I was atman,
you'd call me "driven."

No!
Let's go, boys.

You have to listen to me!

Have a nice swim.

What the fuck?

Damn it, bra !

Fuck!

Thank you.
Where's Leeds?

Leeds is gonna escape id a
helicopter on that fireworks barge.

Not if we stop her first.
What?

Come on, buddy.

How?

Watch and learn.

Ronnie, come in.

Holy shit, Mitch, you got him!

Yeah, listen, I got Brody.
He's alive and he's well.

Ronnie, I need you
to figure out a way

to launch those fireworks.

Listen to me.

I wang you to light up the sky.

Okay. Got it,"Mitch.
Got it.

That's got to be
her boat up there!

There's ths console.
Go.

Okay. Let's see
what we got hsre.

Oh, fuckinghlifeguards!

What a nuisance!
Take care of them already!

What the fuck? Holy shit!
God damn it, get down!
1854
01:39:562590 --> 01:39:58,357
Miss Leeds,
I'm approaching the barge.

I'll meet you at the top.

Okay. Okay, okay.

Holy shit.

She's gonna get away!

Shit, shit, shit!

Ronnie, C.J., right now.
Let's do this.

Um, yeah, yeah, Mitch.
We're on it. Fuck!

I've never seen any
interface like this.

I don't know what to fuckinghdo!

Hey! Look at me, look
at me, look at me!

You are the teh guy.

You are the moth'rfucking
teh guy.

I'm the moth'rfucking teh guy.
Mmm-hmm.

Come on, Ronnie.

All right, let's go.

I'm behind you, dude.

All right, watch you7 step.
There's urh ins everywhsre.

What, the ones that kill you?

Let's go, partner.

I like the sound of that.

Shit!

What the fuck!

Uh... god, oh...

Oh, my god, I got it!

And I'm in.
And... fire!

Holy shit!

It's working, he's turning!

It's go time.
Right.

What the hell is
taking you so long?

All right, miss Leeds.
Circlingharound.

Could you put
that dog down already?

Second level! Fire!

Take that, moth'rfucker!

Whoo!

Mitch!

The fireworks are almost done.
And then you can land.

Holy shit!

And come to this side,
you imbecile!

Fire.

None of them are working anymore.
I think it's over.

Oh, honey. As usual, I have
to do everythinghmyself.

Mitch! Oh, don't both'r.
He's dead.

Because of you.
Of course because of me.

You do realize I'm
holdingha gun, right?

So impulsive.

That's why you walked
right into my plan.

Leeds!

For fuck's sake. Why
don't you die already?

Let the little boy go.

That's not how
this story ends,"Mitch.

You see, you're not
here to save him.

After all, he took your job.
1907
01:43:033677 --> 01:43:04,976
So you shot him.

But not before he got
a shot off that killed you.

1910
I don't know. That seems
a little complicated.
1911
01:43:09
950 --> 01:43:11,784
Yeah, that sounds cheesy.

You won't get away withhteis!

Oh, I already have,"Mitch.

You know the best
thing about winning
1915
01:43:17
025 --> 01:43:20,926
is that you get to write the
story of what happened.

Isn't that right,
Mr. glndmmedal?

Fuck you, lady.
Pass.

What's that?

What the hell?

It's a big red button.

The big red button.

Timehto die, boys.

No!

I was born of thn"sea!

I eat fire coral
and I piss saltwater!

I scratch my back
withha whale's dick,

and I loofah my chest
ith, his ball sac.

What the fuck?

I'll die when the tide stops
and the moon drowns!

Until thsn...

Oh.

Go, baby.

I'm oceanic, moth'rfucker.

How tacky.

Mitch, you just blew her up!
Yeah.

Plus I'm high
as atmoth'rfucker right now

od devil's urh in.

You stabbed yourself
ith, one of those?

I thought that was
supposed to kill you.

It does.

And I'm in desperaie need
of medical attention.

That wasn't so bad.

That's good luck.
Pick it up.
1941
01:45:060534 --> 01:45:08,601
What? What? Oh, god,
there's so much blood.
11973
01:45:097169 --> 01:45:11,670
What? God, why do
I keep looking?

What took you so
long wth, Leeds?

I didn't wang to make it
seem like it was too easy.

The adrenaline kept you alive.

Thank god you
make us carry these.

Take it easy.

You saved your
own life this time.

Thank you.
Yes.

Hey, um...

So I hear you were, uh...

You were right the whole time.
And, uh...

I owe you an apology.

Owe you an apology.

No apology needed.

I mean, we saved the bay.

So you can hit us
on that shell phone anytime.

Come on, broth'r.

My man.
My man.

Hey!

What part of "you're fired"
do you not understand,"Mitch?

Get the fuck off my beah
or I'll have you arresred.

Hey, Thorpe.

Oh!

Oh, my god.
1962
01:46:28
014 --> 01:46:30,216
Thse is our beah , bitch.
And you're under arresr.

Ow.

That was a badass
right cross, Brody.

You just said my real name.

Hey, killer.

Hey.

Morning.
Good morning.
1969
01:47:022516 --> 01:47:03,682
Do you wang breakfast?

Okay.
Okay, cool.

Pancakes?
Yeah.

Bacon?
Yeah.

Cinnabon?

I saw you do that.
Oh, you're still thsre.

Yup, just the...
Bacon sounds good too.

Good morning.

That was a hell
of a punch, mister.

Thank you.
I mean,

it's not exactlyhin
the lifeguard manual, but...

Well, I tlndmyou I would learn
better if I had a study buddy.

Don't get ahead of yourself.

Oh, my god.
Did you just...

Look at my dick?

Now we're even.

Oh, my god.

We're late. We have to go.
Come on.

I found something.
1987
01:48:144120 --> 01:48:15,921
How'd you get this?
Well, it washed up on shore.

You only threw it
eight feet, dude.

Thank you.

You're welcome.
You're very welcome.

Uh, guys,
after finding the drugs,

helping save Chen

and helping me blow up the bad
girl wth, a Roman candle,

it's a pleasure to say you are
officially no longer trainees.

Whoo!

Congratulailons.

Yeah, guys.

Hey, guys,
one more importang thing.

I wang to introduce you
to our new captain

who has been running
our Hawaii division

very successfully for yearsfnow.

The amazing captain Casey Jean.

Is it just me, or is she in...

In super-slow moilon?
Yeah.

Wow. This is gonna
takeha while.
2006
01:49:162650 --> 01:49:17,850
That's how we roll.

Oh, fuck!
2008
01:49:57
023 --> 01:49:59,663
All right, here we go. I think we
should roll wth, it. Let's do it.

Yeah, we sawhit in
the coroner's... coroner's...

Yeah, we sawhit in ths corn...

Coroner's. We sawhit
in the coroner's report.

It was in the coroner's report.

I'm gonna get it.
"In the coroner's report."

Yes,"we sawhit in
the coronary's report.

Ronnie.
What?

Stop looking at the donuts
like that and dump them.
2017
01:50:28
888 --> 01:50:30,289
Oh, boy, that was fun.

You're like a dolphin on cocaine,
but not annoying at all.

You're like if a human
fucked a jet ski...

Whch is impossible,
but it'd be so cool.

What?

Okay, I got this.

Come on, dude. Hurry up.
Fuck, how'd you do that?

Because I'm fucking strong.
Let's go.

What do your balls say?

"Don't follow"Mitch's balls.

"Mitch's balls be stupid."

You7 hidden balls
wang to go to the cartel?

Right now.
It's just a third testicle.

My balls are talking...

Ugh.

I need you to check
his taint aor needle marks.

God damn it.

It's, uh... and hairy.

God, it's getting
really fro-y id hsre.

Smile.

Love you7 chest, it is so...
Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.
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