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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,629 --> 00:00:08,329 Kane is in the building, nigga... 2 00:00:08,331 --> 00:00:10,531 (MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:18,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 4 00:00:22,177 --> 00:00:25,144 Now tell me how you love it, you know you at the top 5 00:00:25,146 --> 00:00:29,548 When only heaven's right above it, we on 6 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:31,584 'Cause we on 7 00:00:31,586 --> 00:00:34,587 Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? 8 00:00:34,589 --> 00:00:36,321 I'm with Marley G, bro 9 00:00:36,323 --> 00:00:39,658 Flying Hollygrove chicks to my Hollywood shows 10 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:42,795 And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know 11 00:00:42,797 --> 00:00:46,097 This that "Slumdog Millionaire" Bollywood flow 12 00:00:46,099 --> 00:00:47,665 And, uh 13 00:00:47,667 --> 00:00:49,734 My real friends never hearing from me 14 00:00:49,736 --> 00:00:52,570 Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me 15 00:00:52,572 --> 00:00:55,673 That's why I pick and choose, I don't get shit confused 16 00:00:55,675 --> 00:00:59,276 Don't like my women single, I like my chicks in twos 17 00:00:59,278 --> 00:01:02,046 And these days all the girls is down to roll 18 00:01:02,048 --> 00:01:05,148 I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole 19 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:08,284 Plus, I been sippin', so this shit is moving kinda slow 20 00:01:08,286 --> 00:01:12,255 Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go. 21 00:01:12,257 --> 00:01:15,358 - sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com - 22 00:01:17,029 --> 00:01:18,996 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - (LAUGHTER) 23 00:01:18,998 --> 00:01:22,231 BOSSMAN: I want this Vegas stadium on a par with Jerry's World. 24 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:25,401 Wait up, now. You think you'd want us outdoing AT&T Stadium? 25 00:01:25,403 --> 00:01:27,269 Growth is what's best for the league. 26 00:01:27,271 --> 00:01:28,871 We couldn't agree more. 27 00:01:28,873 --> 00:01:31,641 We need to go on the offensive and expand our territory, 28 00:01:31,643 --> 00:01:34,076 create monuments that go beyond football 29 00:01:34,078 --> 00:01:36,478 and show working-class families a great time. 30 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:39,080 While also appealing to those with deep pockets. 31 00:01:39,082 --> 00:01:41,315 Imagine... a gourmet food court 32 00:01:41,317 --> 00:01:43,117 featuring the world's greatest chefs, 33 00:01:43,119 --> 00:01:46,320 craft cocktail bars, luxury boxes 34 00:01:46,322 --> 00:01:50,926 suspended over the stadium and field, and... 35 00:01:50,928 --> 00:01:53,094 - Wow! Right? - (ALL LAUGH) 36 00:01:53,096 --> 00:01:55,596 I gotta tell you, I talked to the Raiders, and they're open for business. 37 00:01:55,598 --> 00:01:56,140 They're ready. 38 00:01:56,142 --> 00:01:57,765 BOSSMAN: Owners' meeting is around the corner. 39 00:01:57,767 --> 00:02:00,935 I'll just load the fellas up on Johnnie Blue and push this thing through. 40 00:02:00,937 --> 00:02:02,436 ANDERSON: It takes three quarters, right? 41 00:02:02,438 --> 00:02:03,971 JOE: Yeah. Do you think you can get that? 42 00:02:03,973 --> 00:02:06,106 - Hell, son, I might get all four. - JOE: Ho-ho! 43 00:02:06,108 --> 00:02:08,308 What about you, Bret? 44 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:10,110 What are you bringing to the party? 45 00:02:12,346 --> 00:02:15,147 - Well, as Spencer just said... - We know what Spencer said. 46 00:02:15,149 --> 00:02:17,450 We just wanna know what you're bringing. 47 00:02:19,654 --> 00:02:22,922 Wayne, together, we are gonna bring the Raiders. 48 00:02:22,924 --> 00:02:24,490 - Oh. - JOE: Yeah. 49 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,559 Come on, man. 50 00:02:26,561 --> 00:02:29,527 And how many conversations has Bret had with the Raiders? 51 00:02:29,529 --> 00:02:31,196 SERVER: When you're ready, gentlemen. 52 00:02:35,335 --> 00:02:36,935 (CHUCKLES) 53 00:02:44,911 --> 00:02:47,344 I play golf with the owner. 54 00:02:47,346 --> 00:02:49,146 This one's on the house. 55 00:02:52,018 --> 00:02:53,951 You guys really showed us something tonight. 56 00:02:53,953 --> 00:02:55,886 - I got a tingle in my pants. - Ah. 57 00:02:55,888 --> 00:02:57,387 Surprisingly, that's a good thing. 58 00:02:57,389 --> 00:02:59,356 There's a lot of big ideas floating around, 59 00:02:59,358 --> 00:03:02,391 but I really think we should drill down on something solid. 60 00:03:02,393 --> 00:03:03,010 Sure. 61 00:03:03,012 --> 00:03:04,861 Yeah, this thing's gonna cost a fortune. 62 00:03:04,863 --> 00:03:08,098 So, Wayne, what are you thinking about kicking in to get the ball rolling? 63 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,532 Let's see. 64 00:03:09,534 --> 00:03:12,168 I've got a number in my head. 65 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:14,604 It's round... 66 00:03:14,606 --> 00:03:16,806 like... 67 00:03:16,808 --> 00:03:18,374 a zero. 68 00:03:21,078 --> 00:03:24,154 I could've sworn you said, "Like a zero." 69 00:03:24,156 --> 00:03:25,180 Yeah. 70 00:03:25,182 --> 00:03:27,415 - JOE: Like, a lot of zeros? - No. 71 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:30,585 Just one big, fat fucking zero. 72 00:03:32,156 --> 00:03:33,856 I've had a long week. 73 00:03:33,858 --> 00:03:35,524 I'm not in the mood for this shit, Wayne. Come on. 74 00:03:35,526 --> 00:03:36,991 I'm not gonna spend my money 75 00:03:36,993 --> 00:03:38,793 when someone else would be stupid enough to spend theirs. 76 00:03:38,795 --> 00:03:43,031 You just accused Anderson of bringing nothing to the table and... 77 00:03:43,033 --> 00:03:44,832 He brings the Hastings brand, 78 00:03:44,834 --> 00:03:47,735 which is far more valuable than dollars. 79 00:03:47,737 --> 00:03:52,106 She's right. After all, I am the city of Las Vegas. 80 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:55,008 Hey! (CHUCKLING) 81 00:03:56,344 --> 00:03:58,845 (CHUCKLING CONTINUES) Aw, come on. 82 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,251 - (CAR DOOR CLOSES) - Great. 83 00:04:05,253 --> 00:04:07,487 Well, we still got no land and no money. 84 00:04:07,489 --> 00:04:09,222 I'm starting to really fucking hate that guy. 85 00:04:09,224 --> 00:04:11,423 - Ugh. - CANDACE: Spencer! 86 00:04:13,061 --> 00:04:14,794 (QUIETLY) Shit. 87 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,562 Candace. 88 00:04:16,564 --> 00:04:18,798 What a coincidence. 89 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,834 Was that, uh, Wayne Hastings? 90 00:04:21,836 --> 00:04:24,003 Yeah. Do you know him? 91 00:04:24,005 --> 00:04:25,705 Just by reputation. 92 00:04:27,407 --> 00:04:28,707 I'm Joe. Hi. 93 00:04:28,709 --> 00:04:31,042 Candace Brewer with the league office. 94 00:04:31,044 --> 00:04:33,812 - Oh, charmed. - Gotta get inside. 95 00:04:33,814 --> 00:04:35,646 I have a meet with the Cowboys' brass. 96 00:04:35,648 --> 00:04:38,783 - My liver is already seizing up. - (CHUCKLES) 97 00:04:38,785 --> 00:04:41,086 - You two have a good night. - JOE: Okay. 98 00:04:44,023 --> 00:04:45,823 (JOE EXHALES) 99 00:04:45,825 --> 00:04:48,125 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - (PHONE CHIMES, BUZZES) 100 00:04:58,738 --> 00:05:00,637 (MUFFLED YELLING) 101 00:05:01,973 --> 00:05:03,272 What does he want now? 102 00:05:03,274 --> 00:05:04,941 I gotta go in early 103 00:05:04,943 --> 00:05:07,744 and recalculate the salary cap again. 104 00:05:07,746 --> 00:05:10,412 - You just got home an hour ago. - It's Siefert. 105 00:05:10,414 --> 00:05:13,015 He's pissed off me and Berg agree about Kisan Teague. 106 00:05:13,017 --> 00:05:15,952 - He won't let it go. - You have to get them on the same page. 107 00:05:15,954 --> 00:05:17,553 I've been trying to for weeks. 108 00:05:17,555 --> 00:05:20,055 You got any fresh ideas, let's hear them. 109 00:05:20,057 --> 00:05:22,157 How about we invite them over for a home-cooked meal? 110 00:05:22,159 --> 00:05:26,527 - A dinner party? - Yeah. I can make my famous brisket. 111 00:05:26,529 --> 00:05:28,130 We'll fill their bellies, get them tanked, 112 00:05:28,132 --> 00:05:29,798 give them a couple of laughs. 113 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,366 Then, when their defenses are down, 114 00:05:31,368 --> 00:05:33,101 you can make them see eye to eye. 115 00:05:33,103 --> 00:05:35,535 (SCOFFS) I don't know, baby. 116 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:40,007 Ego-driven men are easy to sway. 117 00:05:40,009 --> 00:05:42,143 - Oh, you think, huh? - Uh-huh. 118 00:05:42,145 --> 00:05:43,911 - Like right now. - Mm. (CHUCKLES) 119 00:05:43,913 --> 00:05:46,680 If I told you I bought those Gucci heels on Zappos this morning, 120 00:05:46,682 --> 00:05:48,816 you probably wouldn't even have a problem with it. 121 00:05:48,818 --> 00:05:51,018 I ain't got no problem, baby. 122 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:53,470 I mean, a lady gotta have her footwear, right? 123 00:05:53,472 --> 00:05:54,287 (CHUCKLES) 124 00:05:54,289 --> 00:05:55,554 (MOANS) 125 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,891 Wait a minute. 126 00:05:57,893 --> 00:06:00,093 Are you suggesting that I jack these men off? 127 00:06:00,095 --> 00:06:01,394 What? 128 00:06:01,396 --> 00:06:04,230 - (BOTH CHUCKLE) - Mm. 129 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:09,367 JOE: Well, good evening, ladies. How may I help you? 130 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,336 We're here about the mites. 131 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,741 (DOOR CLOSES) 132 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:19,477 JOE: You know, I don't know. There must be some mistake. 133 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,013 I don't have mites. 134 00:06:21,015 --> 00:06:22,514 We think you might. 135 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:27,084 Hi, I'm Justine. 136 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:28,585 Hi, I'm Susan. 137 00:06:28,587 --> 00:06:31,322 - What's your name? - Joe, Joseph Krutel. 138 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:34,125 - Oh, hi. - (LAUGHING) 139 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:37,728 This is the most fucked-up thing I've ever seen. 140 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,131 (LAUGHING) 141 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,665 What? 142 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:43,834 JOE: Wow! 143 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:46,036 These feel so real. 144 00:06:47,806 --> 00:06:49,272 (JOE LAUGHING) 145 00:06:49,274 --> 00:06:50,841 Technology! 146 00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:53,710 (PANTING) 147 00:06:53,712 --> 00:06:55,745 Oh, God. Come here, come here. 148 00:06:55,747 --> 00:06:59,149 - I'm not done yet. - You're not done? 149 00:06:59,151 --> 00:07:01,616 Okay. 150 00:07:01,618 --> 00:07:04,653 Come up here. Fuck me. 151 00:07:04,655 --> 00:07:06,121 Come here. 152 00:07:09,493 --> 00:07:11,793 I'm so dehydrated. 153 00:07:11,795 --> 00:07:13,562 Too much salt. 154 00:07:13,564 --> 00:07:15,697 Too much... excuse me? 155 00:07:15,699 --> 00:07:18,199 No, no, no. Not you, the steak. 156 00:07:18,201 --> 00:07:20,034 - Yeah. - The steak? Okay. 157 00:07:20,036 --> 00:07:21,936 - How about no more talking? - Okay. 158 00:07:21,938 --> 00:07:23,404 - Yeah. - Yeah. 159 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:25,907 I gotta pee. 160 00:07:25,909 --> 00:07:27,441 Yeah. You don't go anywhere, 161 00:07:27,443 --> 00:07:30,845 'cause big daddy's gonna be right back. 162 00:07:30,847 --> 00:07:34,748 - (DOOR CLOSES) - I thought you said you were dehydrated. 163 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:37,985 Hey, buddy. 164 00:07:37,987 --> 00:07:40,754 Come on, Spency. 165 00:07:40,756 --> 00:07:43,290 You're a sexy motherfucker. 166 00:07:43,292 --> 00:07:44,557 You know what you're gonna do? 167 00:07:44,559 --> 00:07:45,893 You're gonna go back in there 168 00:07:45,895 --> 00:07:49,096 and you're gonna get your fuck on. 169 00:07:49,098 --> 00:07:51,230 Let's do this. 170 00:07:51,232 --> 00:07:52,731 (GRUNTS) 171 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:56,068 (EXHALING) 172 00:07:57,738 --> 00:08:01,573 - All good in Tinkle Town? - We are good to go. 173 00:08:01,575 --> 00:08:02,942 Here I fucking come, all right? 174 00:08:02,944 --> 00:08:05,011 (LAUGHING) 175 00:08:13,086 --> 00:08:15,820 What the fuck went wrong tonight? 176 00:08:15,822 --> 00:08:18,356 (SCOFFS) You're asking me now? 177 00:08:18,358 --> 00:08:19,991 Yeah, yeah. I know, it's fucked up. 178 00:08:19,993 --> 00:08:21,927 I gotta ask you now. I can't get it off my fucking mind. 179 00:08:21,929 --> 00:08:24,462 - Tell me. - (GROANING) 180 00:08:24,464 --> 00:08:27,831 Well, to be honest, I haven't seen Wayne 181 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:30,600 this stoked on a project in a long time. 182 00:08:30,602 --> 00:08:32,136 He's bought in. 183 00:08:32,138 --> 00:08:34,805 There's three guys worth nearly $5 billion 184 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:36,307 and no one wants to write a fucking check? 185 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:37,808 Yeah, that's classic Wayne. 186 00:08:37,810 --> 00:08:39,443 I don't think he's spent a dollar of his cash 187 00:08:39,445 --> 00:08:41,511 in the last five projects we've done together. 188 00:08:41,513 --> 00:08:43,947 Mm-hmm. You travel with him a lot? 189 00:08:43,949 --> 00:08:46,115 - On big jobs. - Uh-huh. 190 00:08:46,117 --> 00:08:48,517 Right, like he really needs the extra support from you. 191 00:08:48,519 --> 00:08:50,886 No, it's because I blow him on his private jet. 192 00:08:50,888 --> 00:08:52,688 Fuck, I wasn't saying that. Jesus... 193 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:55,058 Come to think of it, that's the only reason why I have the job. 194 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:57,560 Chloe, God, take it easy. What the fuck? 195 00:08:57,562 --> 00:08:59,537 Well, then don't deflect your shit on me and Wayne. 196 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,195 I'm not. 197 00:09:00,197 --> 00:09:01,830 I'm just saying you're amazing and you're beautiful. 198 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,665 Who wouldn't want to sleep with you? 199 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:06,634 That is a good fucking question, Spencer. 200 00:09:08,138 --> 00:09:11,006 - (PHONE CHIMING, BUZZING) - (SIGHS) 201 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,577 Hey, Rick. 202 00:09:15,579 --> 00:09:18,612 SPENCER: I wanted to punch my fair share of shitty teenagers, man, 203 00:09:18,614 --> 00:09:19,680 but I never followed through. 204 00:09:19,682 --> 00:09:20,914 It's called restraint. 205 00:09:20,916 --> 00:09:22,984 That kid scared the hell out of me, Spence. 206 00:09:22,986 --> 00:09:25,519 - Never scare a brother. - You're lucky they didn't press charges. 207 00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:27,288 Well, me and the parents are cool. 208 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:30,491 Once the cops got ahold of the family, we straightened it all out. 209 00:09:30,493 --> 00:09:33,026 I'm gonna fly the family to Foxborough for the Dolphins game. 210 00:09:33,028 --> 00:09:36,029 What the fuck were you doing in the neighbors' house, anyway? 211 00:09:36,031 --> 00:09:38,698 Man, I got a lot on my mind, Spence. 212 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:39,417 Okay. 213 00:09:39,419 --> 00:09:41,567 Baby mama took off when I tried to step up. 214 00:09:41,569 --> 00:09:43,870 No new fucking deal, right? 215 00:09:43,872 --> 00:09:45,538 And my teammates freezing me out, so what the... 216 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:48,074 Dropping $2 million at the craps table in Vegas. 217 00:09:48,076 --> 00:09:49,675 Vegas. You're the one who brought me to Vegas. 218 00:09:49,677 --> 00:09:52,577 Yeah, to duck your problems, man, not make them worse. 219 00:09:52,579 --> 00:09:54,346 Didn't work out so hot, did it? 220 00:09:54,348 --> 00:09:56,482 You might wanna reconsider moving the franchise there. 221 00:09:56,484 --> 00:09:59,051 Hey, that deal's gonna get your five million back. 222 00:09:59,053 --> 00:10:01,487 Is it really worth ripping the team away from Oakland? 223 00:10:01,489 --> 00:10:03,255 Especially now that they're competitive 224 00:10:03,257 --> 00:10:05,090 for the first time in, like, forever? 225 00:10:05,092 --> 00:10:06,958 Some might question where your priorities lie. 226 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,827 I was in an epic session with my girl when you called me. 227 00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:12,296 She was begging me not to leave, but I'm here. 228 00:10:12,298 --> 00:10:14,598 For you. 229 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,733 How epic? 230 00:10:15,735 --> 00:10:18,002 - Epic. - (BOTH LAUGH) 231 00:10:18,004 --> 00:10:20,971 Look, man... look, I'm... I appreciate you coming down. 232 00:10:20,973 --> 00:10:22,706 You're always there for me, all right? 233 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,941 Don't sweat the debt. I know you're good for it. 234 00:10:24,943 --> 00:10:26,943 Damn right I am. Come on. 235 00:10:26,945 --> 00:10:30,180 JOE: Had my buddy Todd, here, mock us up a simulation. 236 00:10:30,182 --> 00:10:32,582 TODD: How'd that one I sent you yesterday work out? 237 00:10:32,584 --> 00:10:36,086 - Pretty hot, right? - Yeah, it was very impressive. 238 00:10:36,088 --> 00:10:39,822 You know, specifically the... the technology... 239 00:10:39,824 --> 00:10:41,357 - Right. - aspect. 240 00:10:41,359 --> 00:10:42,991 It wasn't sexual. What? 241 00:10:42,993 --> 00:10:44,660 You was gettin' jiggy on your couch last night, Joseph? 242 00:10:44,662 --> 00:10:46,362 Just put your fucking headset on, huh? 243 00:10:46,364 --> 00:10:47,696 - Jesus. - VERNON: Wow. 244 00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:49,698 Nothing but business, man. 245 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:50,442 - VERNON: Wow. 246 00:10:50,444 --> 00:10:52,668 - JOE: Oh, shit, those are big fucking linebackers. 247 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:54,470 I always wanted to know what it was like to play quarterback. 248 00:10:54,472 --> 00:10:56,272 REGGIE: Shit, I'm going Cam Newton on these motherfuckers. 249 00:10:56,274 --> 00:10:58,673 Holy shit, they're bigger than normal line... 250 00:10:58,675 --> 00:11:00,007 REGGIE: Hut! 251 00:11:00,009 --> 00:11:01,409 Fuck this! 252 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,811 Ah! Oh, Jesus Christ! 253 00:11:03,813 --> 00:11:05,213 (JOE WHIMPERING) 254 00:11:05,215 --> 00:11:06,814 REGGIE: Oh, fuck! 255 00:11:08,118 --> 00:11:10,618 Fuck you. Fuck you. 256 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,720 No way. 257 00:11:12,722 --> 00:11:14,422 - (GRUNTS) - Whoo! 258 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,923 - JOE: No way. - VERNON: Hoo-hoo! 259 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:18,325 - Oh, fuck. - That's six, baby. 260 00:11:18,327 --> 00:11:19,859 - REGGIE: Yo. - Fuck! 261 00:11:19,861 --> 00:11:23,430 VERNON: Unh! Unh! Touchdown. Have some. Hoo! 262 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,432 Yo, man, you did your thing on these, man. 263 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:28,368 - We are revolutionizing the game. - Yeah. 264 00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:31,805 Cannabinoids were a great cause, Vern, but weed is weed, you know? 265 00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:35,774 Endorsing any product tied to it is gonna put your money at risk. 266 00:11:35,776 --> 00:11:39,445 If you get suspended, it's gonna cost you tens of millions of dollars. 267 00:11:39,447 --> 00:11:43,349 And if you get cut, fuck it, it's gonna cost you way more. 268 00:11:43,351 --> 00:11:45,251 Yeah, we could have just as much impact 269 00:11:45,253 --> 00:11:47,553 on the future of football with this VR thing, man. 270 00:11:47,555 --> 00:11:50,822 Yeah, this is changing the way people prepare and play. 271 00:11:50,824 --> 00:11:53,091 Everyone's gonna want a piece of this technology. 272 00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:54,759 And I got you the biggest slice. 273 00:11:54,761 --> 00:11:58,530 You'll be on every billboard, poster, and commercial we got. 274 00:11:58,532 --> 00:12:01,399 See, that's what the hell I'm talking about, Toddy. 275 00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:02,934 - Okay, I'm in. - Yeah! 276 00:12:02,936 --> 00:12:06,803 Is it... um, now, can we each get a sex tape like Joe? 277 00:12:06,805 --> 00:12:08,239 Good point. 278 00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:10,407 (PHONE RINGING) 279 00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:15,746 - Hello? - JULIE: Hi, Mr. Siefert. 280 00:12:15,748 --> 00:12:18,282 It's Julie Greane, Charles' wife. 281 00:12:18,284 --> 00:12:20,684 - Hi. - Hi. 282 00:12:20,686 --> 00:12:22,486 I'm so sorry about this FaceTime. 283 00:12:22,488 --> 00:12:25,121 - I hit the wrong button. - Happens to me all the time. 284 00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:26,956 Well, the reason I was calling 285 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:30,460 is I wanted to invite you to dinner at our house tonight. 286 00:12:30,462 --> 00:12:32,495 Oh, well, that's kind of you, Ms. Greane, 287 00:12:32,497 --> 00:12:34,697 but I'm really buried at work these days. 288 00:12:34,699 --> 00:12:36,466 Oh, come on, I know you're mad busy, 289 00:12:36,468 --> 00:12:38,334 but a hard-working man needs to eat. 290 00:12:38,336 --> 00:12:40,636 Plus, Charles has been singing your praises all year 291 00:12:40,638 --> 00:12:43,738 and I need to meet this man he holds in such high regard. 292 00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:46,741 Plus, my beef brisket is no joke. 293 00:12:46,743 --> 00:12:49,811 Now, don't go boasting about some brisket if you can't back it up. 294 00:12:49,813 --> 00:12:51,913 A Southern man has a palate for such things. 295 00:12:51,915 --> 00:12:53,448 Well, then, I guess you gonna have to get 296 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:56,084 your behind over here at 7:00 and find out for yourself. 297 00:12:56,086 --> 00:12:58,085 - (CHUCKLES) - I'll see you then. 298 00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,420 Bye. 299 00:12:59,422 --> 00:13:00,854 Bret, we're so close, man. 300 00:13:00,856 --> 00:13:02,856 We got Bossman's gonna deliver the owners 301 00:13:02,858 --> 00:13:04,525 and Wayne's already fully committed. 302 00:13:04,527 --> 00:13:05,993 No, he needs to be committed, 303 00:13:05,995 --> 00:13:08,563 that walking pile of oozing jism. 304 00:13:08,565 --> 00:13:12,700 Until he starts thinking practically and provides land for parking, 305 00:13:12,702 --> 00:13:17,204 for a practice facility, and hotel space for real fans, 306 00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:20,540 then how the fuck am I supposed to take anything he says seriously? 307 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:23,776 Craft cocktails and gourmet food? What the fuck? 308 00:13:23,778 --> 00:13:25,345 What does he think this is, fucking polo? 309 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,247 Bret, he's fucking with us. 310 00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:28,715 Well, frankly, I don't have a need 311 00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:31,283 for either one of those pompous pricks. 312 00:13:31,285 --> 00:13:32,751 Okay, well, we can't pull out now. 313 00:13:32,753 --> 00:13:34,853 Coming from a 42-year-old man who's childless, 314 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,255 I'm surprised to hear you say that. 315 00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:37,656 Hey, that's none of your fucking business. 316 00:13:37,658 --> 00:13:39,425 You can mock what I do in here all you want, 317 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,527 but you don't know shit about me outside these fucking walls. 318 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,329 Touchy. 319 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:50,401 (SIGHS) Let's do this, okay? 320 00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:53,238 Let's plant our ASM flag right in Wayne's ass. 321 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,441 A casino, Spencer... that was my original goal. 322 00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:58,509 To crack the casino business. 323 00:13:58,511 --> 00:14:01,746 That's why I chased after Wayne's jizz-mo father all those years. 324 00:14:01,748 --> 00:14:04,582 The idea of moving a football franchise to Las Vegas 325 00:14:04,584 --> 00:14:07,317 has been one giant circle jerk right from the start. 326 00:14:07,319 --> 00:14:10,220 And given your track record, I'm guessing the league would rather have 327 00:14:10,222 --> 00:14:12,822 the face of the devil on this deal than you. 328 00:14:12,824 --> 00:14:15,225 I've been smeared before, and let me tell you something, 329 00:14:15,227 --> 00:14:17,093 you get over that shit pretty quickly. 330 00:14:17,095 --> 00:14:20,163 No one else has been able to make this deal happen, Spencer. 331 00:14:20,165 --> 00:14:21,531 What makes you think you can? 332 00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:23,165 Because I got you. 333 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:25,834 Wayne's treating you like a second-class businessman 334 00:14:25,836 --> 00:14:28,571 when we both know that you have the reach to raise the money. 335 00:14:28,573 --> 00:14:30,406 But you can't run around here acting all butthurt 336 00:14:30,408 --> 00:14:31,974 just because he insulted your integrity. 337 00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:33,342 Fuck him. 338 00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:35,578 He only said that because he doesn't have any. 339 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:37,613 You feel me? 340 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,848 Yeah, I... I feel you. 341 00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:42,417 I mean, I feel you. 342 00:14:42,419 --> 00:14:43,685 What do you mean? Do I understand? 343 00:14:43,687 --> 00:14:45,620 Yeah, I... I understand. 344 00:14:45,622 --> 00:14:47,054 My jive game's a little weak. 345 00:14:47,056 --> 00:14:49,291 Okay, well, it's getting better. 346 00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:50,892 Okay. 347 00:14:50,894 --> 00:14:51,993 100. 348 00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:55,263 100. Harder. 349 00:14:55,265 --> 00:14:56,930 - Practice hurt, dawg. - (DOORBELL RINGING) 350 00:14:56,932 --> 00:14:58,365 - Come get you some. - Mm. 351 00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,567 - Every practice makes perfect. - Okay, okay. 352 00:15:00,569 --> 00:15:04,538 (DOORBELL RINGING) 353 00:15:06,642 --> 00:15:08,141 Can I help you? 354 00:15:08,143 --> 00:15:11,011 You can piss in this cup for me. 355 00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:13,479 - You want me to sign it first? - The league sent me. 356 00:15:13,481 --> 00:15:16,783 Medical director wants to test for marijuana. 357 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,318 I don't smoke marijuana. 358 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,219 Then that's what I'm here to prove. 359 00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:22,555 And who the fuck is this? 360 00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:24,156 The piss man. 361 00:15:24,158 --> 00:15:25,792 Unannounced? 362 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,027 League's supposed to give us some kind of heads up. 363 00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:29,629 This is your heads up. 364 00:15:29,631 --> 00:15:31,396 If you don't comply, it's considered a fail. 365 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,768 Okay. Well, then, uh, just give us, you know, 366 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,737 15 minutes, you know, to tidy up 367 00:15:38,739 --> 00:15:40,238 'cause the housekeeper on vacay. 368 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,440 You know how that is. 369 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:42,808 We'll be right back. Thank you. 370 00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:44,042 Appreciate it. 371 00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:47,645 Oh, shit. 372 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,280 Boom blast, rave in the dance till the dance is done, ladies 373 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,316 - Playing with my heart... - REGGIE: Don't let him see nothing, shh. 374 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,051 Behind your shelf. 375 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,486 When I flow cold, North Pole, not South 376 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,355 Budududadada budubudu pow! 377 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,256 Peace, love in my heart, it's been a while now 378 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,258 Here's three words... hold it down 379 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,061 So right now I am gonna hold it down... 380 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,563 - He's here right now. - SPENCER ON PHONE: God damn it. 381 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,898 You know, the CBA is supposed to give us 24 hours' notice. 382 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:12,068 It's no big deal. I ain't been smoking, just taking cannabinoids. 383 00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,337 Vernon, it is a big deal. 384 00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:16,038 Your test is gonna come back positive. 385 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,874 - Do you understand? - But I ain't been getting high. 386 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:19,676 - It's for my recovery. - It doesn't matter. 387 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,277 Okay, I want you to listen to me, Vernon. 388 00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:24,480 I want you to stall him and do not give that motherfucker 389 00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:26,582 one drop of your piss until you hear from me. 390 00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:28,584 - Do you understand? - Okay, Spence. 391 00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:30,151 - (BEEPS) - (SIGHS) 392 00:16:30,153 --> 00:16:32,287 Fuck! 393 00:16:32,289 --> 00:16:35,056 - (THUDDING) - (GRUNTING) 394 00:16:35,058 --> 00:16:36,658 What the fuck? 395 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,726 Sizz, listen, 396 00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:40,828 the intimidation thing might work on the field, 397 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:44,365 but I'm your financial manager, not Andy fucking Dalton. 398 00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:47,167 You are not selling your Apple stock 399 00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:49,069 because you had a bad Garden of Eden dream. 400 00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:50,337 That's ridiculous. 401 00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:52,373 Look, I'm gonna rip your fucking dick off 402 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,442 and shove it up your fucking ass, motherfucker! 403 00:16:54,444 --> 00:16:56,042 Do what the fuck I tell you! 404 00:16:56,044 --> 00:16:57,444 My dreams got meaning, bitch! 405 00:16:57,446 --> 00:16:59,012 Oh. All right, 406 00:16:59,014 --> 00:17:01,581 we'll get that transition going right away, Mr. Suggs. 407 00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,182 Thank you so much for calling. 408 00:17:03,184 --> 00:17:05,318 - (GRUNTS) - How's Sizz? 409 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,853 His dreams have meaning. 410 00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:08,121 What's up? 411 00:17:08,123 --> 00:17:09,355 Piss man's at Vernon's house. 412 00:17:09,357 --> 00:17:10,990 But I thought Bossman was cool. 413 00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:12,658 It's not the team, it's the fucking league. 414 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,026 (GROANS) 415 00:17:14,028 --> 00:17:16,261 We just severed ties with High Powered. 416 00:17:16,263 --> 00:17:17,830 I made this great investment deal 417 00:17:17,832 --> 00:17:19,398 with this virtual reality company. 418 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,000 This fucking technology is incredible. 419 00:17:22,002 --> 00:17:23,903 They mocked me up this three-way 420 00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:26,071 with me and two Margot Robbies. 421 00:17:26,073 --> 00:17:28,808 Which reminds me, by the way, I'll be leaving work early today. 422 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:31,108 You know what? Don't give a shit about that right now. 423 00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:32,811 Is this a tier one company you're telling me about? 424 00:17:32,813 --> 00:17:34,045 Yeah, yeah. The kid's a genius. 425 00:17:34,047 --> 00:17:35,780 I've never seen anything like that. 426 00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:37,782 How long do you think it'll take him to mock up a simulation? 427 00:17:37,784 --> 00:17:39,317 Depends on what you want. I don't know. 428 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,652 Uh, two, three days if you're in a hurry. 429 00:17:40,654 --> 00:17:41,986 Okay, great. Can you get a meeting today? 430 00:17:41,988 --> 00:17:43,988 - I got a job for him. - Yeah, sure. 431 00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:46,375 What's this got to do with Vern's situation? 432 00:17:46,377 --> 00:17:47,223 It doesn't. 433 00:17:47,225 --> 00:17:50,961 Virginia, call Candace Brewer and tell her I wanna talk to her right fucking now. 434 00:17:50,963 --> 00:17:54,965 I'm on it. And I'll be sure not to use those exact words. 435 00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:56,514 We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man... 436 00:17:56,516 --> 00:17:57,167 (MAN GRUNTING) 437 00:17:57,169 --> 00:17:59,536 Going each and every place with the Mic in their hand 438 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:02,840 - New York, NJ, NC, VA... - Okay, right here, right here. 439 00:18:04,509 --> 00:18:06,909 We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man 440 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,811 Going each and every place with the Mic... 441 00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:10,546 - Charles, you lost? - No. 442 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,483 I just came down to invite you over to the house tonight for dinner. 443 00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:15,217 Really? What's the occasion? 444 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,954 The occasion is to get you and Siefert together and squash the beef 445 00:18:17,956 --> 00:18:19,789 and hopefully get Kisan Teague in our backfield. 446 00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:21,089 - Really? - Yeah. 447 00:18:21,091 --> 00:18:23,558 You come down here, you interrupt my workout, 448 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,560 trying to get me to come hang out with my sworn enemy? 449 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,661 Really? That's what you want me doing? 450 00:18:26,663 --> 00:18:27,829 Sorry, Freddie. 451 00:18:27,831 --> 00:18:29,598 Look, man, just trust me on this one. 452 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,199 My wife's cooking, it's got magical powers. 453 00:18:31,201 --> 00:18:32,968 Changed my mind about all sorts of things, 454 00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:35,637 from marriage and fatherhood, retirement. 455 00:18:35,639 --> 00:18:37,305 You remember when I was messed up about retirement? 456 00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:38,806 - Uh-huh. - Dieting. 457 00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:40,808 Dieting? (CHUCKLES) 458 00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:42,910 - FREDDIE: It's not working. - It's not working, buddy. 459 00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:45,312 Yeah, you come over and eat that brisket, you'll find out why. 460 00:18:45,314 --> 00:18:47,715 Charles, I will gladly get down on my knees 461 00:18:47,717 --> 00:18:49,750 and eat human shit to sign Kisan, 462 00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:53,053 but you and me both know Siefert, he don't leave his office 463 00:18:53,055 --> 00:18:55,488 and I know my presence ain't the main draw. 464 00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:58,157 You don't worry about that, all right? I got a secret weapon. 465 00:18:58,159 --> 00:18:59,125 - Bah! - Eh! 466 00:19:01,429 --> 00:19:04,631 Glass number six always does it. 467 00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:10,670 I don't know, man. 468 00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:12,638 I was pretty drained after my workout. 469 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,339 Piss is my business, guys. 470 00:19:14,341 --> 00:19:16,542 Six is the max anyone can hold out. 471 00:19:16,544 --> 00:19:18,810 How does someone get into the piss business? 472 00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:20,412 I mean, if you don't mind me asking. 473 00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:23,715 Yeah, seems kind of fucked up staring at dongs all day. 474 00:19:23,717 --> 00:19:27,085 Quit stalling and break out the rod and tackle. 475 00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:28,653 REGGIE: Dang. 476 00:19:33,593 --> 00:19:35,526 (ZIPPER UNZIPS) 477 00:19:39,532 --> 00:19:42,132 I know what you're thinking... big man, little dick? 478 00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:44,702 I've seen all shapes and sizes, so. 479 00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:47,771 I'm a grower, not a shower. 480 00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:50,306 Yeah, Little Vern only comes out his shell for the ladies. 481 00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:54,377 I make no judgments. Produce the sample, please. 482 00:19:54,379 --> 00:19:55,879 (EXHALES) 483 00:19:59,484 --> 00:20:02,118 CHARLES: Some of that topline Bordeaux for you. 484 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,019 A little holdover from the wedding. 485 00:20:04,021 --> 00:20:06,254 A nice little gift we never got to use. 486 00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:09,792 SIEFERT: I'm gonna say this while your lovely wife is in the other room. 487 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:11,326 I don't like being ambushed. 488 00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:14,196 Well, I don't like having my OC fired behind my back. 489 00:20:14,198 --> 00:20:16,865 Well, I don't like you benching our most promising prospect. 490 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,301 Would that be the prospect you stole credit for from Charles? 491 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,836 (SPUTTERS) Come on, guys. 492 00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:23,537 We're all on the same team now. 493 00:20:23,539 --> 00:20:25,807 Let's put that stuff behind us. Where is my wife? 494 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:29,210 - Hey, there she is. - Hi! Here it is, guys. 495 00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:30,912 Thanks for the wine, hon. 496 00:20:30,914 --> 00:20:33,781 Off to a fast start. I like that. 497 00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,549 All right, guys, let's say some grace. 498 00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:41,421 Bless us, O Lord, and these, Thy gifts, 499 00:20:41,423 --> 00:20:43,423 which we are about to receive from Thy bounty. 500 00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:46,526 - Through Christ, our Lord. Amen. - MEN: Amen. 501 00:20:46,528 --> 00:20:51,131 And, sweet baby Jesus, please shine thy grace on these two proud, strong men, 502 00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:54,667 and light the path to forgiveness, understanding, and love. 503 00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:57,837 - Amen. - CHARLES AND SIEFERT: Amen. 504 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,772 CHARLES: Y'all in for a treat now. 505 00:21:01,308 --> 00:21:03,509 Mm! That's terrific! 506 00:21:03,511 --> 00:21:05,210 Thank you. Thank you, Coach. 507 00:21:05,212 --> 00:21:06,846 You didn't say "amen," Coach. 508 00:21:08,282 --> 00:21:09,915 - (MUFFLED) Amen. - That doesn't count. 509 00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,082 You already started eating. 510 00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:12,350 It's disrespectful to our host. 511 00:21:12,352 --> 00:21:13,484 JULIE: Oh, no, I don't mind. 512 00:21:13,486 --> 00:21:14,986 We only go to church on the holidays, 513 00:21:14,988 --> 00:21:16,688 - so it's all good. - (BERG LAUGHS) 514 00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:18,089 Can I get an amen, Berg? 515 00:21:18,091 --> 00:21:20,025 Who are you, Billy fucking Graham? 516 00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:21,225 Hmm? 517 00:21:21,227 --> 00:21:22,994 Amen. There. You got two. 518 00:21:22,996 --> 00:21:26,064 - I want you to mean it. - BERG: I can't mean it. 519 00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:28,132 I can only say it. A-fucking-men. 520 00:21:28,134 --> 00:21:30,367 - There. You happy? - CHARLES: Hey, that's enough. 521 00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:31,169 You're a disgrace, Berg. 522 00:21:31,171 --> 00:21:32,870 JULIE: You haven't touched your food, Larry. 523 00:21:32,872 --> 00:21:34,738 CHARLES: Coach, don't leave. We'll try to work it out. 524 00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:36,540 - I'm not gonna leave, Charles. - Yeah, get your ass home. 525 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:38,042 - Get outta here. - BERG: Get up. 526 00:21:38,044 --> 00:21:40,044 - Come on. - What you gonna do, Berg? 527 00:21:40,046 --> 00:21:41,879 (OVERLAPPING VOICES) 528 00:21:41,881 --> 00:21:43,413 - What do you wanna... - Bah! Huh? 529 00:21:43,415 --> 00:21:44,814 - Oh! - How about this? 530 00:21:44,816 --> 00:21:47,316 - Have another brisket! - (SCREAMING) Oh, my God! 531 00:21:47,318 --> 00:21:50,019 - (ALL SHOUTING) - How's that for an amen? 532 00:21:50,021 --> 00:21:51,954 - BERG: Can I get an amen? - JULIE: Sweet baby Jesus! 533 00:21:51,956 --> 00:21:53,489 Wait! Siefert, stop! 534 00:21:53,491 --> 00:21:55,291 Yo, you guys are better than this! 535 00:21:55,293 --> 00:21:58,327 (MUSIC PLAYING) 536 00:21:58,329 --> 00:22:00,163 ANNOUNCER: Oh, Tim will set the screen pass. 537 00:22:00,165 --> 00:22:01,830 There's something going on on your side. 538 00:22:01,832 --> 00:22:03,832 - You look pretty good, man. - Look out, number 18 539 00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:08,136 is rushing up the field and he is brought down from behind. 540 00:22:08,138 --> 00:22:11,073 with a challenging one-handed grab, #18. 541 00:22:11,075 --> 00:22:13,742 Beautiful catch by Ricky Jerret. 542 00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:16,978 ANNOUNCER: Perfect timing. 543 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:18,613 Went up there with one hand. 544 00:22:18,615 --> 00:22:21,415 Not only an amazing catch, but he took the hit 545 00:22:21,417 --> 00:22:23,250 and he held on to the football. 546 00:22:23,252 --> 00:22:25,052 Ricky Jerret. 547 00:22:25,054 --> 00:22:27,988 First season with the Patriots, proving himself. 548 00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:29,724 What a down. 549 00:22:29,726 --> 00:22:34,228 If grandfather never had seven wives 550 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:37,197 Then, darling, you would be love of my life... 551 00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:39,065 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - (CHATTER) 552 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,400 You know, it's in complete violation of his player rights 553 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:44,037 and we could easily just call the NFLPA. 554 00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:47,207 The piss man left several messages that were never returned. 555 00:22:47,209 --> 00:22:49,575 Had no choice but to show up at his door. 556 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,377 You know that's not true. 557 00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:54,312 You know, it's a shame to see a good guy make such bad decisions. 558 00:22:54,314 --> 00:22:57,149 He didn't even know that taking CBDs was against the rules. 559 00:22:57,151 --> 00:22:59,885 - Come on. - Sometimes mistakes need to be punished 560 00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:01,754 to prevent them from happening again. 561 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:04,689 Okay, we have completely severed ties with that company. 562 00:23:04,691 --> 00:23:06,558 The truth is Vernon doesn't even smoke weed. 563 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,693 Then he has nothing to be worried about going forward. 564 00:23:08,695 --> 00:23:10,427 God damn, you know how fucking pissed 565 00:23:10,429 --> 00:23:11,595 the Cowboys are gonna be at this? 566 00:23:11,597 --> 00:23:13,197 Oh, I've spoken with Bossman. 567 00:23:13,199 --> 00:23:15,332 He knows I'm just enforcing league policy. 568 00:23:15,334 --> 00:23:17,935 And quite frankly, taking a meeting with you 569 00:23:17,937 --> 00:23:20,838 about Littelfield's drug test is beneath my pay grade. 570 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,641 But leveraging my clients against my Vegas deal isn't? 571 00:23:23,643 --> 00:23:26,377 Now you sound like a conspiracy theorist, Spencer. 572 00:23:26,379 --> 00:23:28,779 Why don't you get back to doing your job? 573 00:23:28,781 --> 00:23:31,681 The job that we and the NFLPA approved you to do, 574 00:23:31,683 --> 00:23:33,917 which is managing players' finances, 575 00:23:33,919 --> 00:23:35,752 not facilitating a billion-dollar 576 00:23:35,754 --> 00:23:38,855 stadium deal and franchise move. 577 00:23:38,857 --> 00:23:40,423 Okay... 578 00:23:40,425 --> 00:23:42,692 if I stop, you're gonna call off Vernon's test? 579 00:23:42,694 --> 00:23:44,426 It's too late for that. 580 00:23:44,428 --> 00:23:47,963 But when his test inevitably comes back positive, 581 00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:51,633 whether he's been pulling bong rips or taking CBDs, 582 00:23:51,635 --> 00:23:55,704 I will give him the minimum Stage Two suspension of four games. 583 00:23:55,706 --> 00:23:58,140 Four fucking games? Give me a fucking break. 584 00:23:58,142 --> 00:24:01,342 I could just as easily bump it up to Stage Three and make it 10, 585 00:24:01,344 --> 00:24:02,677 or a whole season. 586 00:24:02,679 --> 00:24:04,378 But we're not monsters. 587 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:06,681 We just like to keep our house in order. 588 00:24:07,818 --> 00:24:09,250 Okay. 589 00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,520 Well, thank you for your time, Candace. 590 00:24:12,522 --> 00:24:14,722 Any time. 591 00:24:14,724 --> 00:24:16,390 Oh... 592 00:24:16,392 --> 00:24:19,626 and I sure hope everything's all right with Ricky Jerret. 593 00:24:21,563 --> 00:24:22,762 Ricky's good. 594 00:24:22,764 --> 00:24:24,131 That's not what I heard. 595 00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:27,234 I sure hope nothing new ends up landing on my desk. 596 00:24:27,236 --> 00:24:29,436 I am a busy lady, you know? 597 00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:38,277 These were raging class V rapids. 598 00:24:38,279 --> 00:24:41,413 The foaming waters rushed us down the canyon 599 00:24:41,415 --> 00:24:43,482 like a goddamn tsunami. 600 00:24:43,484 --> 00:24:45,818 (GRUNTS) That sounds fun. 601 00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:47,753 My granny used to take me tubing. 602 00:24:47,755 --> 00:24:50,122 (STRAINING) 603 00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:51,990 (SIGHS) You guys seen my shades? 604 00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:53,925 REGGIE: No, man. Now, why don't you keep looking? 605 00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:56,594 Check the fridge. That's where you spend a lot of your time. 606 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,230 You ain't gotta be rude about it. 607 00:24:58,232 --> 00:25:00,232 (PHONE CHIMING) 608 00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:03,634 My bitches. 609 00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:07,005 Hey, yo, Spence, man, what's up? 610 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,573 Your boy's bladder is about to explode. 611 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,507 Yeah, go ahead and give him the sample. 612 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,743 - Are you sure? - Yeah, we got no fucking choice. 613 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,245 Tell him to give the sample now. 614 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:21,352 Yo, Vern, Spencer said go ahead and piss, man. 615 00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:23,453 Okay, I'll try. 616 00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:27,423 Oh, shit. 617 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,395 Impressive, considering what you're working with. 618 00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:34,630 Try to get some in the cup. 619 00:25:34,632 --> 00:25:36,399 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - (JOE LAUGHS) 620 00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:39,936 Do I wanna lick whipped cream off your tits? 621 00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,338 You bet I do, Margot. 622 00:25:43,607 --> 00:25:44,940 (PHONE BUZZING) 623 00:25:44,942 --> 00:25:47,242 Oh, fuck. 624 00:25:47,244 --> 00:25:48,944 (SIGHS) 625 00:25:48,946 --> 00:25:50,745 Jesus. 626 00:25:50,747 --> 00:25:53,982 - (BUZZING CONTINUES) - God damn it. 627 00:25:55,052 --> 00:25:56,651 This better be important. 628 00:25:56,653 --> 00:25:58,453 What's going on? 629 00:25:58,455 --> 00:26:00,454 Hey, listen, about tomorrow, maybe we should take a few more days. 630 00:26:00,456 --> 00:26:02,523 I gotta know what the risk is before moving forward. 631 00:26:02,525 --> 00:26:05,293 What? No. No fucking way. 632 00:26:05,295 --> 00:26:06,727 The simulation is complete. 633 00:26:06,729 --> 00:26:08,662 Our boy's showing up at 9:00 a.m. sharp. 634 00:26:08,664 --> 00:26:11,032 Listen, I just need another day or two, that's it. 635 00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:13,134 Don't you fucking do this! Don't do this. 636 00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:16,570 I have been busting my ass so you could chase this stadium deal. 637 00:26:16,572 --> 00:26:19,739 Now is not the time for cold feet, okay? 638 00:26:19,741 --> 00:26:23,043 Train's left the station. Enjoy the ride. 639 00:26:32,955 --> 00:26:34,453 Fuck. 640 00:26:34,455 --> 00:26:38,123 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - (CROWD CHEERING) 641 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:41,226 - (SLOT MACHINES CHIMING) - (COINS CLINKING) 642 00:26:44,498 --> 00:26:46,465 (CROWD CHEERING) 643 00:26:46,467 --> 00:26:48,334 (FIREWORKS WHISTLING) 644 00:26:49,470 --> 00:26:51,436 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 645 00:26:54,674 --> 00:26:56,740 - Can he hear us with that thing on? - No. 646 00:26:56,742 --> 00:26:57,775 Good. 647 00:26:57,777 --> 00:26:59,410 Soak it up, you sorry sack of shit. 648 00:26:59,412 --> 00:27:00,945 (CHUCKLING) 649 00:27:02,015 --> 00:27:04,048 JOE: Well? 650 00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:07,452 Now that's the kind of spectacle and vision we're talking about. 651 00:27:07,454 --> 00:27:10,153 Great, Wayne. We're really glad that you're impressed. 652 00:27:10,155 --> 00:27:11,921 Yeah, so, why don't you give us the 400 acres 653 00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:13,790 and we will go out and raise the money? 654 00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:16,360 Yeah, Anderson's got his list of contacts ready to rock and roll. 655 00:27:16,362 --> 00:27:19,363 I'm gonna cut you a check for 100 million 656 00:27:19,365 --> 00:27:21,798 so other investors know we're serious. 657 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,234 And I've already got the perfect location in mind. 658 00:27:25,236 --> 00:27:27,870 600 beautiful acres. 659 00:27:27,872 --> 00:27:30,706 But if it's gonna have my name on it, 660 00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:32,641 it's gotta be the most beautiful 661 00:27:32,643 --> 00:27:35,744 and luxurious stadium ever built. 662 00:27:35,746 --> 00:27:37,980 Wayneville. 663 00:27:37,982 --> 00:27:40,316 (WHISPERS) A place where dreams come true. 664 00:27:40,318 --> 00:27:42,850 (WHISPERS) Right. 665 00:27:42,852 --> 00:27:44,585 - Yeah, yeah. - All right. 666 00:27:44,587 --> 00:27:47,255 - Ah... - (CHUCKLING) 667 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:52,860 Wait till he finds out I'm changing the name to Doucheville. 668 00:27:52,862 --> 00:27:54,729 (LAUGHING) 669 00:27:54,731 --> 00:27:56,797 I'm a Huge Fucking Douchebag Stadium. 670 00:27:56,799 --> 00:27:58,633 "Yeah, I'm a ballbag. 671 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:01,103 Why don't you come and cock waffle my..." 672 00:28:01,105 --> 00:28:02,102 Cock waffle? 673 00:28:02,104 --> 00:28:05,272 - (ANDERSON MUTTERS) - What the fuck's a cock waffle? 674 00:28:06,909 --> 00:28:10,844 Something bad is 'bout to happen to me 675 00:28:12,581 --> 00:28:18,117 I don't know what, but I feel it coming 676 00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:22,788 Might be so sad, might leave my nose running 677 00:28:22,790 --> 00:28:28,894 I just hope she don't wanna leave me 678 00:28:28,896 --> 00:28:31,664 Don't you give me up 679 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:35,733 Please don't give up on me 680 00:28:35,735 --> 00:28:41,073 I belong with you and only you, baby 681 00:28:41,075 --> 00:28:43,808 Only you, my girl, only you, babe 682 00:28:43,810 --> 00:28:46,178 Only you, darling, only you 683 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:49,981 Something bad is 'bout to happen to me 684 00:28:51,717 --> 00:28:56,587 Why I feel this way, I don't know, maybe 685 00:28:56,589 --> 00:29:02,393 Just don't want her to leave me 686 00:29:02,395 --> 00:29:05,229 Don't you give me up 687 00:29:05,231 --> 00:29:09,165 Please don't give up, baby 688 00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:12,034 Only you, my girl, only you, babe 689 00:29:12,036 --> 00:29:14,704 Only you, darling, only you. 689 00:29:15,305 --> 00:29:21,192 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 53739

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