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Kane is in the building, nigga...
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Now tell me how you love it,
you know you at the top
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When only heaven's
right above it, we on
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'Cause we on
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Who else is really trying to
fuck with Hollywood Cole?
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I'm with Marley G, bro
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Flying Hollygrove chicks
to my Hollywood shows
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And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know
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This that "Slumdog
Millionaire" Bollywood flow
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And, uh
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My real friends never
hearing from me
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Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me
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That's why I pick and choose,
I don't get shit confused
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Don't like my women single,
I like my chicks in twos
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And these days all the
girls is down to roll
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I hit the strip club and all
them bitches find the pole
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Plus, I been sippin', so this
shit is moving kinda slow
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Just tell my girl to tell her
friend that it's time to go.
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- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LAUGHTER)
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BOSSMAN: I want this Vegas stadium
on a par with Jerry's World.
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Wait up, now. You think you'd
want us outdoing AT&T Stadium?
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Growth is what's best for the league.
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We couldn't agree more.
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We need to go on the offensive
and expand our territory,
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create monuments that go beyond football
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and show working-class
families a great time.
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While also appealing to
those with deep pockets.
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Imagine... a gourmet food court
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featuring the world's greatest chefs,
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craft cocktail bars, luxury boxes
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suspended over the stadium
and field, and...
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- Wow! Right?
- (ALL LAUGH)
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I gotta tell you, I talked to the
Raiders, and they're open for business.
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They're ready.
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BOSSMAN: Owners' meeting
is around the corner.
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I'll just load the fellas up on Johnnie
Blue and push this thing through.
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ANDERSON: It takes
three quarters, right?
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JOE: Yeah. Do you think
you can get that?
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- Hell, son, I might get all four.
- JOE: Ho-ho!
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What about you, Bret?
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What are you bringing to the party?
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- Well, as Spencer just said...
- We know what Spencer said.
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We just wanna know what you're bringing.
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Wayne, together, we are
gonna bring the Raiders.
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- Oh.
- JOE: Yeah.
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Come on, man.
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And how many conversations has
Bret had with the Raiders?
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SERVER: When you're ready, gentlemen.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I play golf with the owner.
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This one's on the house.
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You guys really showed
us something tonight.
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- I got a tingle in my pants.
- Ah.
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Surprisingly, that's a good thing.
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There's a lot of big
ideas floating around,
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but I really think we should
drill down on something solid.
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Sure.
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Yeah, this thing's
gonna cost a fortune.
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So, Wayne, what are you thinking about
kicking in to get the ball rolling?
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Let's see.
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I've got a number in my head.
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It's round...
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like...
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a zero.
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I could've sworn you
said, "Like a zero."
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Yeah.
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- JOE: Like, a lot of zeros?
- No.
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Just one big, fat fucking zero.
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I've had a long week.
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I'm not in the mood for
this shit, Wayne. Come on.
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I'm not gonna spend my money
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when someone else would be
stupid enough to spend theirs.
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You just accused Anderson of
bringing nothing to the table and...
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He brings the Hastings brand,
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which is far more valuable than dollars.
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She's right. After all, I
am the city of Las Vegas.
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Hey! (CHUCKLING)
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(CHUCKLING CONTINUES) Aw, come on.
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- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- Great.
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Well, we still got no land and no money.
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I'm starting to really
fucking hate that guy.
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- Ugh.
- CANDACE: Spencer!
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(QUIETLY) Shit.
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Candace.
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What a coincidence.
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Was that, uh, Wayne Hastings?
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Yeah. Do you know him?
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Just by reputation.
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I'm Joe. Hi.
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Candace Brewer with the league office.
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- Oh, charmed.
- Gotta get inside.
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I have a meet with the Cowboys' brass.
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- My liver is already seizing up.
- (CHUCKLES)
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- You two have a good night.
- JOE: Okay.
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(JOE EXHALES)
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- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (PHONE CHIMES, BUZZES)
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(MUFFLED YELLING)
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What does he want now?
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I gotta go in early
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and recalculate the salary cap again.
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- You just got home an hour ago.
- It's Siefert.
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He's pissed off me and Berg
agree about Kisan Teague.
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- He won't let it go.
- You have to get them on the same page.
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I've been trying to for weeks.
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You got any fresh
ideas, let's hear them.
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How about we invite them
over for a home-cooked meal?
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- A dinner party?
- Yeah. I can make my famous brisket.
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We'll fill their bellies,
get them tanked,
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give them a couple of laughs.
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Then, when their defenses are down,
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you can make them see eye to eye.
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(SCOFFS) I don't know, baby.
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Ego-driven men are easy to sway.
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- Oh, you think, huh?
- Uh-huh.
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- Like right now.
- Mm. (CHUCKLES)
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If I told you I bought those Gucci
heels on Zappos this morning,
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you probably wouldn't even
have a problem with it.
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I ain't got no problem, baby.
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I mean, a lady gotta
have her footwear, right?
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(CHUCKLES)
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(MOANS)
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Wait a minute.
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Are you suggesting that
I jack these men off?
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What?
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- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- Mm.
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JOE: Well, good evening, ladies.
How may I help you?
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We're here about the mites.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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JOE: You know, I don't know.
There must be some mistake.
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I don't have mites.
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We think you might.
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Hi, I'm Justine.
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Hi, I'm Susan.
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- What's your name?
- Joe, Joseph Krutel.
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- Oh, hi.
- (LAUGHING)
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This is the most fucked-up
thing I've ever seen.
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(LAUGHING)
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What?
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JOE: Wow!
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These feel so real.
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(JOE LAUGHING)
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Technology!
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(PANTING)
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Oh, God. Come here, come here.
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- I'm not done yet.
- You're not done?
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Okay.
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Come up here. Fuck me.
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Come here.
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I'm so dehydrated.
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Too much salt.
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Too much... excuse me?
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No, no, no. Not you, the steak.
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- Yeah.
- The steak? Okay.
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- How about no more talking?
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I gotta pee.
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Yeah. You don't go anywhere,
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'cause big daddy's gonna be right back.
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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- I thought you said you were dehydrated.
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Hey, buddy.
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Come on, Spency.
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You're a sexy motherfucker.
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You know what you're gonna do?
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You're gonna go back in there
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and you're gonna get your fuck on.
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Let's do this.
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(GRUNTS)
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(EXHALING)
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- All good in Tinkle Town?
- We are good to go.
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Here I fucking come, all right?
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(LAUGHING)
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What the fuck went wrong tonight?
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(SCOFFS) You're asking me now?
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Yeah, yeah. I know, it's fucked up.
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I gotta ask you now. I can't
get it off my fucking mind.
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- Tell me.
- (GROANING)
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Well, to be honest, I haven't seen Wayne
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this stoked on a project in a long time.
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He's bought in.
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There's three guys worth
nearly $5 billion
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and no one wants to
write a fucking check?
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Yeah, that's classic Wayne.
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I don't think he's spent
a dollar of his cash
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in the last five projects
we've done together.
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Mm-hmm. You travel with him a lot?
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- On big jobs.
- Uh-huh.
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Right, like he really needs
the extra support from you.
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No, it's because I blow
him on his private jet.
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Fuck, I wasn't saying that. Jesus...
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Come to think of it, that's the
only reason why I have the job.
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Chloe, God, take it easy. What the fuck?
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Well, then don't deflect
your shit on me and Wayne.
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I'm not.
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I'm just saying you're amazing
and you're beautiful.
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Who wouldn't want to sleep with you?
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That is a good fucking
question, Spencer.
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- (PHONE CHIMING, BUZZING)
- (SIGHS)
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Hey, Rick.
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SPENCER: I wanted to punch my fair
share of shitty teenagers, man,
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but I never followed through.
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It's called restraint.
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That kid scared the
hell out of me, Spence.
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- Never scare a brother.
- You're lucky they didn't press charges.
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Well, me and the parents are cool.
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Once the cops got ahold of the
family, we straightened it all out.
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I'm gonna fly the family to
Foxborough for the Dolphins game.
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What the fuck were you doing in
the neighbors' house, anyway?
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Man, I got a lot on my mind, Spence.
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Okay.
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Baby mama took off
when I tried to step up.
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No new fucking deal, right?
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And my teammates freezing
me out, so what the...
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Dropping $2 million at the
craps table in Vegas.
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Vegas. You're the one who
brought me to Vegas.
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Yeah, to duck your problems,
man, not make them worse.
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Didn't work out so hot, did it?
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You might wanna reconsider
moving the franchise there.
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Hey, that deal's gonna get
your five million back.
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Is it really worth ripping
the team away from Oakland?
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Especially now that they're competitive
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for the first time in, like, forever?
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Some might question where
your priorities lie.
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I was in an epic session with
my girl when you called me.
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She was begging me not
to leave, but I'm here.
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For you.
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How epic?
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- Epic.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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Look, man... look, I'm... I
appreciate you coming down.
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You're always there for me, all right?
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Don't sweat the debt. I
know you're good for it.
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Damn right I am. Come on.
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JOE: Had my buddy Todd, here,
mock us up a simulation.
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TODD: How'd that one I sent
you yesterday work out?
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- Pretty hot, right?
- Yeah, it was very impressive.
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You know, specifically the...
the technology...
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- Right.
- aspect.
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It wasn't sexual. What?
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You was gettin' jiggy on your
couch last night, Joseph?
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Just put your fucking headset on, huh?
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- Jesus.
- VERNON: Wow.
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Nothing but business, man.
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- VERNON: Wow.
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- JOE: Oh, shit, those are
big fucking linebackers.
247
00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:54,470
I always wanted to know what it
was like to play quarterback.
248
00:10:54,472 --> 00:10:56,272
REGGIE: Shit, I'm going Cam
Newton on these motherfuckers.
249
00:10:56,274 --> 00:10:58,673
Holy shit, they're bigger
than normal line...
250
00:10:58,675 --> 00:11:00,007
REGGIE: Hut!
251
00:11:00,009 --> 00:11:01,409
Fuck this!
252
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,811
Ah! Oh, Jesus Christ!
253
00:11:03,813 --> 00:11:05,213
(JOE WHIMPERING)
254
00:11:05,215 --> 00:11:06,814
REGGIE: Oh, fuck!
255
00:11:08,118 --> 00:11:10,618
Fuck you. Fuck you.
256
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,720
No way.
257
00:11:12,722 --> 00:11:14,422
- (GRUNTS)
- Whoo!
258
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,923
- JOE: No way.
- VERNON: Hoo-hoo!
259
00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:18,325
- Oh, fuck.
- That's six, baby.
260
00:11:18,327 --> 00:11:19,859
- REGGIE: Yo.
- Fuck!
261
00:11:19,861 --> 00:11:23,430
VERNON: Unh! Unh! Touchdown.
Have some. Hoo!
262
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,432
Yo, man, you did your
thing on these, man.
263
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:28,368
- We are revolutionizing the game.
- Yeah.
264
00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:31,805
Cannabinoids were a great cause,
Vern, but weed is weed, you know?
265
00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:35,774
Endorsing any product tied to it
is gonna put your money at risk.
266
00:11:35,776 --> 00:11:39,445
If you get suspended, it's gonna cost
you tens of millions of dollars.
267
00:11:39,447 --> 00:11:43,349
And if you get cut, fuck it,
it's gonna cost you way more.
268
00:11:43,351 --> 00:11:45,251
Yeah, we could have just as much impact
269
00:11:45,253 --> 00:11:47,553
on the future of football
with this VR thing, man.
270
00:11:47,555 --> 00:11:50,822
Yeah, this is changing the
way people prepare and play.
271
00:11:50,824 --> 00:11:53,091
Everyone's gonna want a
piece of this technology.
272
00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:54,759
And I got you the biggest slice.
273
00:11:54,761 --> 00:11:58,530
You'll be on every billboard,
poster, and commercial we got.
274
00:11:58,532 --> 00:12:01,399
See, that's what the hell
I'm talking about, Toddy.
275
00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:02,934
- Okay, I'm in.
- Yeah!
276
00:12:02,936 --> 00:12:06,803
Is it... um, now, can we each
get a sex tape like Joe?
277
00:12:06,805 --> 00:12:08,239
Good point.
278
00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:10,407
(PHONE RINGING)
279
00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:15,746
- Hello?
- JULIE: Hi, Mr. Siefert.
280
00:12:15,748 --> 00:12:18,282
It's Julie Greane, Charles' wife.
281
00:12:18,284 --> 00:12:20,684
- Hi.
- Hi.
282
00:12:20,686 --> 00:12:22,486
I'm so sorry about this FaceTime.
283
00:12:22,488 --> 00:12:25,121
- I hit the wrong button.
- Happens to me all the time.
284
00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:26,956
Well, the reason I was calling
285
00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:30,460
is I wanted to invite you to
dinner at our house tonight.
286
00:12:30,462 --> 00:12:32,495
Oh, well, that's kind of you, Ms.
Greane,
287
00:12:32,497 --> 00:12:34,697
but I'm really buried
at work these days.
288
00:12:34,699 --> 00:12:36,466
Oh, come on, I know you're mad busy,
289
00:12:36,468 --> 00:12:38,334
but a hard-working man needs to eat.
290
00:12:38,336 --> 00:12:40,636
Plus, Charles has been singing
your praises all year
291
00:12:40,638 --> 00:12:43,738
and I need to meet this man
he holds in such high regard.
292
00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:46,741
Plus, my beef brisket is no joke.
293
00:12:46,743 --> 00:12:49,811
Now, don't go boasting about some
brisket if you can't back it up.
294
00:12:49,813 --> 00:12:51,913
A Southern man has a
palate for such things.
295
00:12:51,915 --> 00:12:53,448
Well, then, I guess
you gonna have to get
296
00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:56,084
your behind over here at 7:00
and find out for yourself.
297
00:12:56,086 --> 00:12:58,085
- (CHUCKLES)
- I'll see you then.
298
00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,420
Bye.
299
00:12:59,422 --> 00:13:00,854
Bret, we're so close, man.
300
00:13:00,856 --> 00:13:02,856
We got Bossman's gonna
deliver the owners
301
00:13:02,858 --> 00:13:04,525
and Wayne's already fully committed.
302
00:13:04,527 --> 00:13:05,993
No, he needs to be committed,
303
00:13:05,995 --> 00:13:08,563
that walking pile of oozing jism.
304
00:13:08,565 --> 00:13:12,700
Until he starts thinking practically
and provides land for parking,
305
00:13:12,702 --> 00:13:17,204
for a practice facility, and
hotel space for real fans,
306
00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:20,540
then how the fuck am I supposed to
take anything he says seriously?
307
00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:23,776
Craft cocktails and gourmet food?
What the fuck?
308
00:13:23,778 --> 00:13:25,345
What does he think
this is, fucking polo?
309
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,247
Bret, he's fucking with us.
310
00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:28,715
Well, frankly, I don't have a need
311
00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:31,283
for either one of those pompous pricks.
312
00:13:31,285 --> 00:13:32,751
Okay, well, we can't pull out now.
313
00:13:32,753 --> 00:13:34,853
Coming from a 42-year-old
man who's childless,
314
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,255
I'm surprised to hear you say that.
315
00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:37,656
Hey, that's none of
your fucking business.
316
00:13:37,658 --> 00:13:39,425
You can mock what I do
in here all you want,
317
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,527
but you don't know shit about
me outside these fucking walls.
318
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,329
Touchy.
319
00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:50,401
(SIGHS) Let's do this, okay?
320
00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:53,238
Let's plant our ASM flag
right in Wayne's ass.
321
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,441
A casino, Spencer... that
was my original goal.
322
00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:58,509
To crack the casino business.
323
00:13:58,511 --> 00:14:01,746
That's why I chased after Wayne's
jizz-mo father all those years.
324
00:14:01,748 --> 00:14:04,582
The idea of moving a football
franchise to Las Vegas
325
00:14:04,584 --> 00:14:07,317
has been one giant circle
jerk right from the start.
326
00:14:07,319 --> 00:14:10,220
And given your track record, I'm
guessing the league would rather have
327
00:14:10,222 --> 00:14:12,822
the face of the devil
on this deal than you.
328
00:14:12,824 --> 00:14:15,225
I've been smeared before, and
let me tell you something,
329
00:14:15,227 --> 00:14:17,093
you get over that shit pretty quickly.
330
00:14:17,095 --> 00:14:20,163
No one else has been able to
make this deal happen, Spencer.
331
00:14:20,165 --> 00:14:21,531
What makes you think you can?
332
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:23,165
Because I got you.
333
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:25,834
Wayne's treating you like a
second-class businessman
334
00:14:25,836 --> 00:14:28,571
when we both know that you have
the reach to raise the money.
335
00:14:28,573 --> 00:14:30,406
But you can't run around
here acting all butthurt
336
00:14:30,408 --> 00:14:31,974
just because he insulted your integrity.
337
00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:33,342
Fuck him.
338
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:35,578
He only said that because
he doesn't have any.
339
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:37,613
You feel me?
340
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,848
Yeah, I... I feel you.
341
00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:42,417
I mean, I feel you.
342
00:14:42,419 --> 00:14:43,685
What do you mean? Do I understand?
343
00:14:43,687 --> 00:14:45,620
Yeah, I... I understand.
344
00:14:45,622 --> 00:14:47,054
My jive game's a little weak.
345
00:14:47,056 --> 00:14:49,291
Okay, well, it's getting better.
346
00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:50,892
Okay.
347
00:14:50,894 --> 00:14:51,993
100.
348
00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:55,263
100. Harder.
349
00:14:55,265 --> 00:14:56,930
- Practice hurt, dawg.
- (DOORBELL RINGING)
350
00:14:56,932 --> 00:14:58,365
- Come get you some.
- Mm.
351
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,567
- Every practice makes perfect.
- Okay, okay.
352
00:15:00,569 --> 00:15:04,538
(DOORBELL RINGING)
353
00:15:06,642 --> 00:15:08,141
Can I help you?
354
00:15:08,143 --> 00:15:11,011
You can piss in this cup for me.
355
00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:13,479
- You want me to sign it first?
- The league sent me.
356
00:15:13,481 --> 00:15:16,783
Medical director wants
to test for marijuana.
357
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,318
I don't smoke marijuana.
358
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,219
Then that's what I'm here to prove.
359
00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:22,555
And who the fuck is this?
360
00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:24,156
The piss man.
361
00:15:24,158 --> 00:15:25,792
Unannounced?
362
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,027
League's supposed to give
us some kind of heads up.
363
00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:29,629
This is your heads up.
364
00:15:29,631 --> 00:15:31,396
If you don't comply,
it's considered a fail.
365
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,768
Okay. Well, then, uh,
just give us, you know,
366
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,737
15 minutes, you know, to tidy up
367
00:15:38,739 --> 00:15:40,238
'cause the housekeeper on vacay.
368
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,440
You know how that is.
369
00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:42,808
We'll be right back. Thank you.
370
00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:44,042
Appreciate it.
371
00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:47,645
Oh, shit.
372
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,280
Boom blast, rave in the dance
till the dance is done, ladies
373
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,316
- Playing with my heart...
- REGGIE: Don't let him see nothing, shh.
374
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,051
Behind your shelf.
375
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,486
When I flow cold,
North Pole, not South
376
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,355
Budududadada budubudu pow!
377
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,256
Peace, love in my heart,
it's been a while now
378
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,258
Here's three words... hold it down
379
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,061
So right now I am
gonna hold it down...
380
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,563
- He's here right now.
- SPENCER ON PHONE: God damn it.
381
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,898
You know, the CBA is supposed
to give us 24 hours' notice.
382
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:12,068
It's no big deal. I ain't been
smoking, just taking cannabinoids.
383
00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,337
Vernon, it is a big deal.
384
00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:16,038
Your test is gonna come back positive.
385
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,874
- Do you understand?
- But I ain't been getting high.
386
00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:19,676
- It's for my recovery.
- It doesn't matter.
387
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,277
Okay, I want you to
listen to me, Vernon.
388
00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:24,480
I want you to stall him and
do not give that motherfucker
389
00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:26,582
one drop of your piss
until you hear from me.
390
00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:28,584
- Do you understand?
- Okay, Spence.
391
00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:30,151
- (BEEPS)
- (SIGHS)
392
00:16:30,153 --> 00:16:32,287
Fuck!
393
00:16:32,289 --> 00:16:35,056
- (THUDDING)
- (GRUNTING)
394
00:16:35,058 --> 00:16:36,658
What the fuck?
395
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,726
Sizz, listen,
396
00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:40,828
the intimidation thing
might work on the field,
397
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:44,365
but I'm your financial manager,
not Andy fucking Dalton.
398
00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:47,167
You are not selling your Apple stock
399
00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:49,069
because you had a bad
Garden of Eden dream.
400
00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:50,337
That's ridiculous.
401
00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:52,373
Look, I'm gonna rip
your fucking dick off
402
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,442
and shove it up your
fucking ass, motherfucker!
403
00:16:54,444 --> 00:16:56,042
Do what the fuck I tell you!
404
00:16:56,044 --> 00:16:57,444
My dreams got meaning, bitch!
405
00:16:57,446 --> 00:16:59,012
Oh. All right,
406
00:16:59,014 --> 00:17:01,581
we'll get that transition
going right away, Mr. Suggs.
407
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,182
Thank you so much for calling.
408
00:17:03,184 --> 00:17:05,318
- (GRUNTS)
- How's Sizz?
409
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,853
His dreams have meaning.
410
00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:08,121
What's up?
411
00:17:08,123 --> 00:17:09,355
Piss man's at Vernon's house.
412
00:17:09,357 --> 00:17:10,990
But I thought Bossman was cool.
413
00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:12,658
It's not the team, it's
the fucking league.
414
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,026
(GROANS)
415
00:17:14,028 --> 00:17:16,261
We just severed ties with High Powered.
416
00:17:16,263 --> 00:17:17,830
I made this great investment deal
417
00:17:17,832 --> 00:17:19,398
with this virtual reality company.
418
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,000
This fucking technology is incredible.
419
00:17:22,002 --> 00:17:23,903
They mocked me up this three-way
420
00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:26,071
with me and two Margot Robbies.
421
00:17:26,073 --> 00:17:28,808
Which reminds me, by the way,
I'll be leaving work early today.
422
00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:31,108
You know what? Don't give a
shit about that right now.
423
00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:32,811
Is this a tier one company
you're telling me about?
424
00:17:32,813 --> 00:17:34,045
Yeah, yeah. The kid's a genius.
425
00:17:34,047 --> 00:17:35,780
I've never seen anything like that.
426
00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:37,782
How long do you think it'll take
him to mock up a simulation?
427
00:17:37,784 --> 00:17:39,317
Depends on what you want. I don't know.
428
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,652
Uh, two, three days
if you're in a hurry.
429
00:17:40,654 --> 00:17:41,986
Okay, great. Can you
get a meeting today?
430
00:17:41,988 --> 00:17:43,988
- I got a job for him.
- Yeah, sure.
431
00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:46,375
What's this got to do
with Vern's situation?
432
00:17:46,377 --> 00:17:47,223
It doesn't.
433
00:17:47,225 --> 00:17:50,961
Virginia, call Candace Brewer and tell her
I wanna talk to her right fucking now.
434
00:17:50,963 --> 00:17:54,965
I'm on it. And I'll be sure
not to use those exact words.
435
00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:56,514
We on Award Tour with
Muhammad my man...
436
00:17:56,516 --> 00:17:57,167
(MAN GRUNTING)
437
00:17:57,169 --> 00:17:59,536
Going each and every place
with the Mic in their hand
438
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:02,840
- New York, NJ, NC, VA...
- Okay, right here, right here.
439
00:18:04,509 --> 00:18:06,909
We on Award Tour
with Muhammad my man
440
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,811
Going each and every
place with the Mic...
441
00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:10,546
- Charles, you lost?
- No.
442
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,483
I just came down to invite you over
to the house tonight for dinner.
443
00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:15,217
Really? What's the occasion?
444
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,954
The occasion is to get you and
Siefert together and squash the beef
445
00:18:17,956 --> 00:18:19,789
and hopefully get Kisan
Teague in our backfield.
446
00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:21,089
- Really?
- Yeah.
447
00:18:21,091 --> 00:18:23,558
You come down here, you
interrupt my workout,
448
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,560
trying to get me to come hang
out with my sworn enemy?
449
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,661
Really? That's what you want me doing?
450
00:18:26,663 --> 00:18:27,829
Sorry, Freddie.
451
00:18:27,831 --> 00:18:29,598
Look, man, just trust me on this one.
452
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,199
My wife's cooking, it's
got magical powers.
453
00:18:31,201 --> 00:18:32,968
Changed my mind about
all sorts of things,
454
00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:35,637
from marriage and
fatherhood, retirement.
455
00:18:35,639 --> 00:18:37,305
You remember when I was
messed up about retirement?
456
00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:38,806
- Uh-huh.
- Dieting.
457
00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:40,808
Dieting? (CHUCKLES)
458
00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:42,910
- FREDDIE: It's not working.
- It's not working, buddy.
459
00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:45,312
Yeah, you come over and eat that
brisket, you'll find out why.
460
00:18:45,314 --> 00:18:47,715
Charles, I will gladly
get down on my knees
461
00:18:47,717 --> 00:18:49,750
and eat human shit to sign Kisan,
462
00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:53,053
but you and me both know Siefert,
he don't leave his office
463
00:18:53,055 --> 00:18:55,488
and I know my presence
ain't the main draw.
464
00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:58,157
You don't worry about that, all right?
I got a secret weapon.
465
00:18:58,159 --> 00:18:59,125
- Bah!
- Eh!
466
00:19:01,429 --> 00:19:04,631
Glass number six always does it.
467
00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:10,670
I don't know, man.
468
00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:12,638
I was pretty drained after my workout.
469
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,339
Piss is my business, guys.
470
00:19:14,341 --> 00:19:16,542
Six is the max anyone can hold out.
471
00:19:16,544 --> 00:19:18,810
How does someone get
into the piss business?
472
00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:20,412
I mean, if you don't mind me asking.
473
00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:23,715
Yeah, seems kind of fucked
up staring at dongs all day.
474
00:19:23,717 --> 00:19:27,085
Quit stalling and break
out the rod and tackle.
475
00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:28,653
REGGIE: Dang.
476
00:19:33,593 --> 00:19:35,526
(ZIPPER UNZIPS)
477
00:19:39,532 --> 00:19:42,132
I know what you're thinking...
big man, little dick?
478
00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:44,702
I've seen all shapes and sizes, so.
479
00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:47,771
I'm a grower, not a shower.
480
00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:50,306
Yeah, Little Vern only comes
out his shell for the ladies.
481
00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:54,377
I make no judgments. Produce
the sample, please.
482
00:19:54,379 --> 00:19:55,879
(EXHALES)
483
00:19:59,484 --> 00:20:02,118
CHARLES: Some of that
topline Bordeaux for you.
484
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,019
A little holdover from the wedding.
485
00:20:04,021 --> 00:20:06,254
A nice little gift we never got to use.
486
00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:09,792
SIEFERT: I'm gonna say this while your
lovely wife is in the other room.
487
00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:11,326
I don't like being ambushed.
488
00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:14,196
Well, I don't like having
my OC fired behind my back.
489
00:20:14,198 --> 00:20:16,865
Well, I don't like you benching
our most promising prospect.
490
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,301
Would that be the prospect you
stole credit for from Charles?
491
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,836
(SPUTTERS) Come on, guys.
492
00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:23,537
We're all on the same team now.
493
00:20:23,539 --> 00:20:25,807
Let's put that stuff behind us.
Where is my wife?
494
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:29,210
- Hey, there she is.
- Hi! Here it is, guys.
495
00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:30,912
Thanks for the wine, hon.
496
00:20:30,914 --> 00:20:33,781
Off to a fast start. I like that.
497
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,549
All right, guys, let's say some grace.
498
00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:41,421
Bless us, O Lord, and these, Thy gifts,
499
00:20:41,423 --> 00:20:43,423
which we are about to
receive from Thy bounty.
500
00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:46,526
- Through Christ, our Lord. Amen.
- MEN: Amen.
501
00:20:46,528 --> 00:20:51,131
And, sweet baby Jesus, please shine thy
grace on these two proud, strong men,
502
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:54,667
and light the path to forgiveness,
understanding, and love.
503
00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:57,837
- Amen.
- CHARLES AND SIEFERT: Amen.
504
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,772
CHARLES: Y'all in for a treat now.
505
00:21:01,308 --> 00:21:03,509
Mm! That's terrific!
506
00:21:03,511 --> 00:21:05,210
Thank you. Thank you, Coach.
507
00:21:05,212 --> 00:21:06,846
You didn't say "amen," Coach.
508
00:21:08,282 --> 00:21:09,915
- (MUFFLED) Amen.
- That doesn't count.
509
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,082
You already started eating.
510
00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:12,350
It's disrespectful to our host.
511
00:21:12,352 --> 00:21:13,484
JULIE: Oh, no, I don't mind.
512
00:21:13,486 --> 00:21:14,986
We only go to church on the holidays,
513
00:21:14,988 --> 00:21:16,688
- so it's all good.
- (BERG LAUGHS)
514
00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:18,089
Can I get an amen, Berg?
515
00:21:18,091 --> 00:21:20,025
Who are you, Billy fucking Graham?
516
00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:21,225
Hmm?
517
00:21:21,227 --> 00:21:22,994
Amen. There. You got two.
518
00:21:22,996 --> 00:21:26,064
- I want you to mean it.
- BERG: I can't mean it.
519
00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:28,132
I can only say it. A-fucking-men.
520
00:21:28,134 --> 00:21:30,367
- There. You happy?
- CHARLES: Hey, that's enough.
521
00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:31,169
You're a disgrace, Berg.
522
00:21:31,171 --> 00:21:32,870
JULIE: You haven't
touched your food, Larry.
523
00:21:32,872 --> 00:21:34,738
CHARLES: Coach, don't leave.
We'll try to work it out.
524
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:36,540
- I'm not gonna leave, Charles.
- Yeah, get your ass home.
525
00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:38,042
- Get outta here.
- BERG: Get up.
526
00:21:38,044 --> 00:21:40,044
- Come on.
- What you gonna do, Berg?
527
00:21:40,046 --> 00:21:41,879
(OVERLAPPING VOICES)
528
00:21:41,881 --> 00:21:43,413
- What do you wanna...
- Bah! Huh?
529
00:21:43,415 --> 00:21:44,814
- Oh!
- How about this?
530
00:21:44,816 --> 00:21:47,316
- Have another brisket!
- (SCREAMING) Oh, my God!
531
00:21:47,318 --> 00:21:50,019
- (ALL SHOUTING)
- How's that for an amen?
532
00:21:50,021 --> 00:21:51,954
- BERG: Can I get an amen?
- JULIE: Sweet baby Jesus!
533
00:21:51,956 --> 00:21:53,489
Wait! Siefert, stop!
534
00:21:53,491 --> 00:21:55,291
Yo, you guys are better than this!
535
00:21:55,293 --> 00:21:58,327
(MUSIC PLAYING)
536
00:21:58,329 --> 00:22:00,163
ANNOUNCER: Oh, Tim will
set the screen pass.
537
00:22:00,165 --> 00:22:01,830
There's something going on on your side.
538
00:22:01,832 --> 00:22:03,832
- You look pretty good, man.
- Look out, number 18
539
00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:08,136
is rushing up the field and he
is brought down from behind.
540
00:22:08,138 --> 00:22:11,073
with a challenging one-handed grab, #18.
541
00:22:11,075 --> 00:22:13,742
Beautiful catch by Ricky Jerret.
542
00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:16,978
ANNOUNCER: Perfect timing.
543
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:18,613
Went up there with one hand.
544
00:22:18,615 --> 00:22:21,415
Not only an amazing catch,
but he took the hit
545
00:22:21,417 --> 00:22:23,250
and he held on to the football.
546
00:22:23,252 --> 00:22:25,052
Ricky Jerret.
547
00:22:25,054 --> 00:22:27,988
First season with the
Patriots, proving himself.
548
00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:29,724
What a down.
549
00:22:29,726 --> 00:22:34,228
If grandfather never had seven wives
550
00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:37,197
Then, darling, you would
be love of my life...
551
00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:39,065
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CHATTER)
552
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,400
You know, it's in complete
violation of his player rights
553
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:44,037
and we could easily just call the NFLPA.
554
00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:47,207
The piss man left several messages
that were never returned.
555
00:22:47,209 --> 00:22:49,575
Had no choice but to
show up at his door.
556
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,377
You know that's not true.
557
00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:54,312
You know, it's a shame to see a
good guy make such bad decisions.
558
00:22:54,314 --> 00:22:57,149
He didn't even know that taking
CBDs was against the rules.
559
00:22:57,151 --> 00:22:59,885
- Come on.
- Sometimes mistakes need to be punished
560
00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:01,754
to prevent them from happening again.
561
00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:04,689
Okay, we have completely severed
ties with that company.
562
00:23:04,691 --> 00:23:06,558
The truth is Vernon
doesn't even smoke weed.
563
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,693
Then he has nothing to be
worried about going forward.
564
00:23:08,695 --> 00:23:10,427
God damn, you know how fucking pissed
565
00:23:10,429 --> 00:23:11,595
the Cowboys are gonna be at this?
566
00:23:11,597 --> 00:23:13,197
Oh, I've spoken with Bossman.
567
00:23:13,199 --> 00:23:15,332
He knows I'm just
enforcing league policy.
568
00:23:15,334 --> 00:23:17,935
And quite frankly, taking
a meeting with you
569
00:23:17,937 --> 00:23:20,838
about Littelfield's drug test
is beneath my pay grade.
570
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,641
But leveraging my clients
against my Vegas deal isn't?
571
00:23:23,643 --> 00:23:26,377
Now you sound like a
conspiracy theorist, Spencer.
572
00:23:26,379 --> 00:23:28,779
Why don't you get back
to doing your job?
573
00:23:28,781 --> 00:23:31,681
The job that we and the
NFLPA approved you to do,
574
00:23:31,683 --> 00:23:33,917
which is managing players' finances,
575
00:23:33,919 --> 00:23:35,752
not facilitating a billion-dollar
576
00:23:35,754 --> 00:23:38,855
stadium deal and franchise move.
577
00:23:38,857 --> 00:23:40,423
Okay...
578
00:23:40,425 --> 00:23:42,692
if I stop, you're gonna
call off Vernon's test?
579
00:23:42,694 --> 00:23:44,426
It's too late for that.
580
00:23:44,428 --> 00:23:47,963
But when his test inevitably
comes back positive,
581
00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:51,633
whether he's been pulling
bong rips or taking CBDs,
582
00:23:51,635 --> 00:23:55,704
I will give him the minimum Stage
Two suspension of four games.
583
00:23:55,706 --> 00:23:58,140
Four fucking games? Give
me a fucking break.
584
00:23:58,142 --> 00:24:01,342
I could just as easily bump it up
to Stage Three and make it 10,
585
00:24:01,344 --> 00:24:02,677
or a whole season.
586
00:24:02,679 --> 00:24:04,378
But we're not monsters.
587
00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:06,681
We just like to keep our house in order.
588
00:24:07,818 --> 00:24:09,250
Okay.
589
00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,520
Well, thank you for your time, Candace.
590
00:24:12,522 --> 00:24:14,722
Any time.
591
00:24:14,724 --> 00:24:16,390
Oh...
592
00:24:16,392 --> 00:24:19,626
and I sure hope everything's
all right with Ricky Jerret.
593
00:24:21,563 --> 00:24:22,762
Ricky's good.
594
00:24:22,764 --> 00:24:24,131
That's not what I heard.
595
00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:27,234
I sure hope nothing new
ends up landing on my desk.
596
00:24:27,236 --> 00:24:29,436
I am a busy lady, you know?
597
00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:38,277
These were raging class V rapids.
598
00:24:38,279 --> 00:24:41,413
The foaming waters rushed
us down the canyon
599
00:24:41,415 --> 00:24:43,482
like a goddamn tsunami.
600
00:24:43,484 --> 00:24:45,818
(GRUNTS) That sounds fun.
601
00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:47,753
My granny used to take me tubing.
602
00:24:47,755 --> 00:24:50,122
(STRAINING)
603
00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:51,990
(SIGHS) You guys seen my shades?
604
00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:53,925
REGGIE: No, man. Now, why
don't you keep looking?
605
00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:56,594
Check the fridge. That's where
you spend a lot of your time.
606
00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,230
You ain't gotta be rude about it.
607
00:24:58,232 --> 00:25:00,232
(PHONE CHIMING)
608
00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:03,634
My bitches.
609
00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:07,005
Hey, yo, Spence, man, what's up?
610
00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,573
Your boy's bladder is about to explode.
611
00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,507
Yeah, go ahead and give him the sample.
612
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,743
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, we got no fucking choice.
613
00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,245
Tell him to give the sample now.
614
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:21,352
Yo, Vern, Spencer said
go ahead and piss, man.
615
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:23,453
Okay, I'll try.
616
00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:27,423
Oh, shit.
617
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,395
Impressive, considering
what you're working with.
618
00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:34,630
Try to get some in the cup.
619
00:25:34,632 --> 00:25:36,399
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (JOE LAUGHS)
620
00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:39,936
Do I wanna lick whipped
cream off your tits?
621
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,338
You bet I do, Margot.
622
00:25:43,607 --> 00:25:44,940
(PHONE BUZZING)
623
00:25:44,942 --> 00:25:47,242
Oh, fuck.
624
00:25:47,244 --> 00:25:48,944
(SIGHS)
625
00:25:48,946 --> 00:25:50,745
Jesus.
626
00:25:50,747 --> 00:25:53,982
- (BUZZING CONTINUES)
- God damn it.
627
00:25:55,052 --> 00:25:56,651
This better be important.
628
00:25:56,653 --> 00:25:58,453
What's going on?
629
00:25:58,455 --> 00:26:00,454
Hey, listen, about tomorrow, maybe
we should take a few more days.
630
00:26:00,456 --> 00:26:02,523
I gotta know what the risk
is before moving forward.
631
00:26:02,525 --> 00:26:05,293
What? No. No fucking way.
632
00:26:05,295 --> 00:26:06,727
The simulation is complete.
633
00:26:06,729 --> 00:26:08,662
Our boy's showing up at 9:00 a.m. sharp.
634
00:26:08,664 --> 00:26:11,032
Listen, I just need another
day or two, that's it.
635
00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:13,134
Don't you fucking do this!
Don't do this.
636
00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:16,570
I have been busting my ass so you
could chase this stadium deal.
637
00:26:16,572 --> 00:26:19,739
Now is not the time for cold feet, okay?
638
00:26:19,741 --> 00:26:23,043
Train's left the station.
Enjoy the ride.
639
00:26:32,955 --> 00:26:34,453
Fuck.
640
00:26:34,455 --> 00:26:38,123
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CROWD CHEERING)
641
00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:41,226
- (SLOT MACHINES CHIMING)
- (COINS CLINKING)
642
00:26:44,498 --> 00:26:46,465
(CROWD CHEERING)
643
00:26:46,467 --> 00:26:48,334
(FIREWORKS WHISTLING)
644
00:26:49,470 --> 00:26:51,436
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
645
00:26:54,674 --> 00:26:56,740
- Can he hear us with that thing on?
- No.
646
00:26:56,742 --> 00:26:57,775
Good.
647
00:26:57,777 --> 00:26:59,410
Soak it up, you sorry sack of shit.
648
00:26:59,412 --> 00:27:00,945
(CHUCKLING)
649
00:27:02,015 --> 00:27:04,048
JOE: Well?
650
00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:07,452
Now that's the kind of spectacle
and vision we're talking about.
651
00:27:07,454 --> 00:27:10,153
Great, Wayne. We're really
glad that you're impressed.
652
00:27:10,155 --> 00:27:11,921
Yeah, so, why don't you
give us the 400 acres
653
00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:13,790
and we will go out and raise the money?
654
00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:16,360
Yeah, Anderson's got his list of
contacts ready to rock and roll.
655
00:27:16,362 --> 00:27:19,363
I'm gonna cut you a
check for 100 million
656
00:27:19,365 --> 00:27:21,798
so other investors know we're serious.
657
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,234
And I've already got the
perfect location in mind.
658
00:27:25,236 --> 00:27:27,870
600 beautiful acres.
659
00:27:27,872 --> 00:27:30,706
But if it's gonna have my name on it,
660
00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:32,641
it's gotta be the most beautiful
661
00:27:32,643 --> 00:27:35,744
and luxurious stadium ever built.
662
00:27:35,746 --> 00:27:37,980
Wayneville.
663
00:27:37,982 --> 00:27:40,316
(WHISPERS) A place
where dreams come true.
664
00:27:40,318 --> 00:27:42,850
(WHISPERS) Right.
665
00:27:42,852 --> 00:27:44,585
- Yeah, yeah.
- All right.
666
00:27:44,587 --> 00:27:47,255
- Ah...
- (CHUCKLING)
667
00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:52,860
Wait till he finds out I'm
changing the name to Doucheville.
668
00:27:52,862 --> 00:27:54,729
(LAUGHING)
669
00:27:54,731 --> 00:27:56,797
I'm a Huge Fucking Douchebag Stadium.
670
00:27:56,799 --> 00:27:58,633
"Yeah, I'm a ballbag.
671
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:01,103
Why don't you come
and cock waffle my..."
672
00:28:01,105 --> 00:28:02,102
Cock waffle?
673
00:28:02,104 --> 00:28:05,272
- (ANDERSON MUTTERS)
- What the fuck's a cock waffle?
674
00:28:06,909 --> 00:28:10,844
Something bad is 'bout
to happen to me
675
00:28:12,581 --> 00:28:18,117
I don't know what,
but I feel it coming
676
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:22,788
Might be so sad, might
leave my nose running
677
00:28:22,790 --> 00:28:28,894
I just hope she don't wanna leave me
678
00:28:28,896 --> 00:28:31,664
Don't you give me up
679
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:35,733
Please don't give up on me
680
00:28:35,735 --> 00:28:41,073
I belong with you and only you, baby
681
00:28:41,075 --> 00:28:43,808
Only you, my girl, only you, babe
682
00:28:43,810 --> 00:28:46,178
Only you, darling, only you
683
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:49,981
Something bad is 'bout
to happen to me
684
00:28:51,717 --> 00:28:56,587
Why I feel this way,
I don't know, maybe
685
00:28:56,589 --> 00:29:02,393
Just don't want her to leave me
686
00:29:02,395 --> 00:29:05,229
Don't you give me up
687
00:29:05,231 --> 00:29:09,165
Please don't give up, baby
688
00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:12,034
Only you, my girl, only you, babe
689
00:29:12,036 --> 00:29:14,704
Only you, darling, only you.
689
00:29:15,305 --> 00:29:21,192
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