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RICHARD: Jonathan Walsh is an alien!
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Walsh wants to meet.
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I'm just gonna tell Ozzie everything.
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You promised to come alone.
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You're the reason I've got an
FBI agent following me around.
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We need to distract Alex
so I can sneak out.
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- Where's Ozzie?
- You compromised
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a criminal investigation,
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and you made me look like an idiot.
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- Terminate Walsh.
- I'll take care of the traitor.
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Get some sleep. Big day tomorrow.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Look what I got.
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- Doughnut?
- Ooh.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[INHALES DEEPLY] Ahh.
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The smell of computers. I missed that.
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Hey, have at it, okay?
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Oh, uh,
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why are you in my office?
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Are you my new secretary?
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- This is my office.
- Uh, no. It's not.
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It's my office.
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It says so, right here on the door.
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Fired?!
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How is this the first
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I'm hearing of this?!
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Uh, we sent you an e-mail.
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I-I don't know if you know this,
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but you are firing a man
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whose girlfriend blew
up in front of him.
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I'm sorry, it's just not a good fit.
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I know what this is about.
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This is because I believe in aliens.
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This is discrimination!
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Nope. No. No, we made it
very clear in our e-mail,
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which was cc'd to HR and our legal team.
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This is only about your
negligence and incompetence.
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You took a week off
without telling anyone.
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Are you telling me that I'm
worse at my job than Karen,
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who can't open an attachment?
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Or Tom,
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who's an actual Reptilian?
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Waaaalsh!
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♪
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, Jesus!
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How many guns does this woman own?
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Oh, My God.
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♪
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♪
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Did anyone follow you?
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Jesus, Jonathan. You look like shit.
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Yeah, yeah. Did anyone follow you?
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I told you, I lost Agent Foster.
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No. Someone else is after me.
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Wow. Somebody's paranoid.
Not everyone is after you.
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I didn't say everyone. I said someone.
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I'm sorry if I'm a little nervous.
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You're nervous? I'm the one in
a creepy cabin in the woods
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with a known fugitive.
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But, yes. I came alone, all right?
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Even though the group didn't want me to.
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Hell, Yvonne even put a gun
in this box of chocolates.
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Relax. I left it in the car.
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I gave them the best years of my life,
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and they kicked me to the
curb like I was nothing.
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[CELLPHONES CHIME]
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You guys, Ozzie just texted me!
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- He's okay.
- Oh,
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and he's made contact with Walsh!
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Yeah, we know. We're in a group text.
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Walsh. This is all his fault.
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I mean, he took away
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the two most important
things in my life...
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Nancy and my job.
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And now he's interrupting my therapy.
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Richard, I understand why you
blame him for everything.
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But I think it would be helpful for you
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to take your hatred and
transform it into action.
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You mean "revenge"?
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Uh, well, to me,
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- the best revenge is a life well lived.
- No, don't do that.
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Let's brainstorm a little bit on that.
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How about taking a kickboxing class?
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- No.
- Or adopt a foster animal.
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- Bleh!
- Or you go see a cathartic dance show.
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Tomorrow night. 8:00 p.m.
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$5. Everybody should go.
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Performed... It's gonna
be performed by me.
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Yeah, something like that.
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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But I-I don't see how
that gets my job back.
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How about this... What if you were to...
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put some of your grievances into writing
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- and mail them...
- To the Department of Labor?
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I was gonna say to yourself.
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Sometimes a little self-reflection
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can be very, very healing.
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No. Writing to yourself
is what crazy people do.
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[CHUCKLES]
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ALEX: "Many U.S.
Presidents are considered"
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to have been Reptilian.
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"Most people don't realize
that Taft had a tail."
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I'm guessing he didn't.
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[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
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- Agent Foster.
- JIM: Tell me you got Walsh.
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I-I almost basically do, sir.
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There's a lot of qualifiers
in that sentence.
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Do we need to send somebody else?
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No, no, no. No. I've got...
I've got a plan.
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- I promise I'll get him.
- Okay. You've got 24 hours.
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I'll do it in 23, sir.
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23, then.
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[RECEIVER CLICKS]
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23 hours? Idiot.
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- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
- Why'd you say that?
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Once that's in place, my
boss will open his computer.
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
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It will send a virus to
everyone in the company.
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Okay, I'm sorry. Is Richard
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just gonna hog the entire session?!
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I am sorry, but I was fired!
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And if I can't workshop
my plan for revenge here,
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- then where can I do it?
- Oh, hello, Agent Foster.
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Hey, guys.
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I'm sure you're all pretty
surprised to see me here
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after last night's karaoke fiasco.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
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seeing you in that much pain
genuinely ruined my birthday.
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Yeah, well, you all
betrayed an orphan's trust.
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But I want you to know, it's
water under the bridge.
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Because I now realize why you did it.
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You do?
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You guys need answers from Walsh.
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And what's more, I realize
that Richard was right.
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Richard was right? About what?
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I've been right. What...
What was I right about?
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- That Walsh is a Reptilian.
- Mm-hmm.
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I've been doing a lot of research,
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and I'm sure I don't need
to tell Richard this,
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but he does fit the profile...
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Manipulative, emotionless,
sociopathic...
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Duplicitous, ego-driven. A life-ruiner.
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Yes, exactly.
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And it seems like sending
Ozzie off alone to find him
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was pretty foolish, guys.
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Dangerous, even.
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That's what I told them.
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I'd like to send him some backup.
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Do you guys know where he is?
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Hang on a sec.
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Just a few days ago, you
were rolling your eyes
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at my awesome alien experience.
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Now you're dropping mad
Reptilian knowledge?
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I'm honestly worried about Ozzie.
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And I'm starting to
feel like Richard and I
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are the only ones who actually
care about protecting him.
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That, and making sure Walsh
pays for his alien crimes.
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But if you don't know where he is,
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then I guess you don't know where he is.
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I don't know where he is, so, we...
we... You don't know.
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- No.
- We don't. Sorry. Can't help you.
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Well, then I guess Walsh wins.
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♪
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[SIGHS] Come on, Richard.
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Hey, hey. No, no. A-Agent Foster!
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Stop, stop, stop. Stop.
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I think I know where Ozzie is.
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[GASPS] You do? Get in.
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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I bet you have a lot of questions.
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Yeah, but one is more
pressing than the others.
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I guess I'll just ask.
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Was Richard correct about you?
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- A-Are you a...
- A billionaire?
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Philanthropist? Pisces?
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Yes, to all three.
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No. I know you're a jerk.
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Look, are you...
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Yes?
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...Reptilian?
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Oh, yes. I'm also that.
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You don't look it.
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Well, that's on purpose.
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Yeah, you're gonna need to show me.
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But if I show you what I really am,
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that's all you'll ever see me as.
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Maybe. But I need to see. I need proof.
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Okay, all right.
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♪
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We come in peace.
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Hey, I'm Snake Man.
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Are you a lizard, or are you a man?
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I like to think I'best of both worlds.
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Holy shit!
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Great news, sir.
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I found a courageous informant
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who's leading me straight to Walsh.
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JIM: Excellent work, Agent Foster.
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I look forward to seeing
Jonathan Walsh in cuffs
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in 20 hours.
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Yes, that's right, sir.
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Oh, the informant?
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He is a brave American.
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You know, courageous doesn't
even begin to describe this man.
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We're gonna bring down the
Reptilian agenda, sir!
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Medal of Honor?
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I will tell him.
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
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- Did you hear that?
- Yes, I did.
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"Richard Eugene Clancy Schultz.
American Hero."
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God, that has a nice ring to it.
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Mm-hmm.
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She found Walsh.
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I'm sending you her
GPS tracker info now.
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Aah! Daah!
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- Are you okay, dude?
- No, I'm not okay, dude!
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You're a freakin' alien!
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Should I put this back on?
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I-It seems like it's freaking you out.
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Yeah, I'm freaking out!
What the hell is going on?!
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Why did you take me? Why
did you take the group?
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Ooh, how do I explain this?
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You know how when you're doing
a science experiment...
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We were a science experiment?
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Yes. We needed a random
cross-section of subjects
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to test so that we could
learn about humans.
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Who is "we"?
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"We" is the alliance between
Reptilians, Whites, and Greys.
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We've been working... together
to take over your planet.
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Wait, like an invasion?
How much time do we have?
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Oh, no. We've already invaded you.
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Think about it... Monsanto,
your Presidents.
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We got you guys looking at
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tiny, little screens 20 hours a day.
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We've been subverting you from within.
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- That's phase one.
- Phase one?
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How many phases are there?
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- Just two.
- What is phase two?
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Is it, like, harvesting our organs?
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Is it mind control?
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Are... Are you depleting
our planet's resources?
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What? Maybe.
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We haven't gotten our orders yet.
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But, yes, historically,
phase twos don't end well.
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That's why I need your help, Ozzie.
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We need to stop it. You're
the only one I can trust.
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[SCOFFS] You've lied to
me ever since I met you.
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You ruined my life, and
now you need my help?
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Yes?
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Look, I get that you
don't want to trust me,
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but, believe it or not,
we used to be friends.
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[CHUCKLES] We were never friends.
256
00:10:13,219 --> 00:10:15,219
I hated you the first time I met you.
257
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,412
And now I know the reason why.
258
00:10:18,354 --> 00:10:20,155
Do you remember when you
were in seventh grade
259
00:10:20,179 --> 00:10:22,112
and those kids stole your yo-yo?
260
00:10:22,826 --> 00:10:30,550
♪
261
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:34,730
Why did those kids pick
on me and steal my yo-yo?
262
00:10:34,815 --> 00:10:36,147
I don't know.
263
00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:37,772
Some people are mean.
264
00:10:37,797 --> 00:10:39,196
You're not mean.
265
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,788
Are we friends?
266
00:10:43,514 --> 00:10:45,069
- Excuse me.
- Uh, yeah?
267
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:48,046
I think that yo-yo
belongs to someone else.
268
00:10:48,165 --> 00:10:49,300
No, it's mine.
269
00:10:49,325 --> 00:10:50,758
No, it's not.
270
00:10:51,093 --> 00:10:53,589
And you know what happens
to little kids who lie?
271
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:54,829
What?
272
00:10:55,784 --> 00:10:57,237
Boo.
273
00:10:57,756 --> 00:10:58,955
Stay away from Ozzie!
274
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,284
Unless you want to see me again.
275
00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:08,403
♪
276
00:11:08,405 --> 00:11:10,560
[GASPS]
277
00:11:10,941 --> 00:11:14,076
- Did you ever get bullied after that?
- No.
278
00:11:14,101 --> 00:11:15,568
What about when you were
in journalism school
279
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,625
and you were living in
that two-bedroom apartment
280
00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:19,967
on the water for $500 a month?
281
00:11:20,025 --> 00:11:21,256
You were my landlord?
282
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,948
I sold that building for
a boatload of profit
283
00:11:23,973 --> 00:11:25,506
after you left.
284
00:11:26,005 --> 00:11:28,365
And I want to show you something.
285
00:11:28,777 --> 00:11:32,312
I've been carrying this
with me for 30 years.
286
00:11:32,963 --> 00:11:37,906
♪
287
00:11:38,054 --> 00:11:39,420
I need your help, Ozzie.
288
00:11:39,462 --> 00:11:41,896
I want to blow the whistle
on this alien thing.
289
00:11:42,241 --> 00:11:44,608
You're willing to do that?
290
00:11:44,806 --> 00:11:47,124
Over the years we abducted you,
291
00:11:47,149 --> 00:11:49,883
I started to feel empathy.
292
00:11:49,908 --> 00:11:52,874
You made me understand
what it means to be human.
293
00:11:53,081 --> 00:11:56,082
So, yeah, I want to do that.
294
00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:07,166
Okay, so, what is the plan?
295
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:09,201
Um, do you have a spare gun?
296
00:12:09,455 --> 00:12:11,804
I actually have a
compromised index finger.
297
00:12:11,806 --> 00:12:14,696
[GUN COCKS] I usually fly solo,
but I'll need a partner now,
298
00:12:14,721 --> 00:12:15,954
so I'm gonna deputize you.
299
00:12:15,956 --> 00:12:17,939
- Raise your hand.
- [SIGHING] Okay.
300
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,187
Are you willing to do this?
301
00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:20,799
Yeah. Anything for America.
302
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,123
I hereby declare that...
303
00:12:22,148 --> 00:12:24,215
I hereby declare that I, Ri...
304
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,206
Wait. Ow! W-W-What are you doing? Ow!
305
00:12:26,274 --> 00:12:27,839
I'm gonna leave you in
here while I arrest Walsh.
306
00:12:27,863 --> 00:12:28,902
Wait. Why?
307
00:12:28,927 --> 00:12:30,633
Because I'm an FBI agent and you're not.
308
00:12:30,658 --> 00:12:32,991
No, I'm the one who
brought you to Walsh.
309
00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:35,041
It's only fair that I'm the
one who brings him down.
310
00:12:35,065 --> 00:12:38,734
I'm doing this to protect you.
You did the right thing.
311
00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:49,888
♪
312
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:56,661
♪
313
00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:01,230
How do we blow this
incredibly weird whistle?
314
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,046
Well, it won't be easy.
315
00:13:03,103 --> 00:13:04,336
You're not the only one
316
00:13:04,338 --> 00:13:06,675
who's working for a
Reptilian media mogul.
317
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,506
- Rupert Murdoch?
- Uh-huh.
318
00:13:08,508 --> 00:13:09,949
- Zuckerberg?
- Yep.
319
00:13:09,984 --> 00:13:11,817
- NPR?
- We're everywhere.
320
00:13:11,945 --> 00:13:14,846
But there are other
Reptilians like me...
321
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:16,832
Human sympathizers, who have gone rogue.
322
00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:18,527
We need to find them.
323
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,988
Actually, I know another group
324
00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:22,574
who would like to expose the truth.
325
00:13:22,599 --> 00:13:24,165
StarCrossed?
326
00:13:24,315 --> 00:13:25,800
Do you think they would trust me?
327
00:13:25,825 --> 00:13:27,191
I don't know.
328
00:13:27,216 --> 00:13:28,148
Maybe I could do the
face thing for them.
329
00:13:28,231 --> 00:13:30,231
No! N-No.
330
00:13:30,295 --> 00:13:31,871
Look, I...
331
00:13:32,201 --> 00:13:33,700
You know what? I'll talk to them.
332
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:34,724
They trust me,
333
00:13:34,749 --> 00:13:36,883
and I'll tell them to trust you.
334
00:13:37,285 --> 00:13:39,730
So, does this mean we're friends?
335
00:13:40,107 --> 00:13:42,818
♪
336
00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:44,794
Jonathan Walsh, you're under arrest.
337
00:13:44,843 --> 00:13:47,450
I'm Special Agent Alex
Foster with the FBI.
338
00:13:47,564 --> 00:13:49,665
Ozzie, step away. Walsh,
get on the ground.
339
00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:50,881
You said you weren't bringing her.
340
00:13:50,905 --> 00:13:52,238
- I didn't.
- That's right.
341
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,029
The FBI doesn't always need help
342
00:13:54,054 --> 00:13:55,264
when it comes to catching criminals.
343
00:13:55,288 --> 00:13:57,997
Alex, you don't understand. This
goes way deeper than Walsh.
344
00:13:58,022 --> 00:13:59,169
We'll see how deep it goes
345
00:13:59,194 --> 00:14:02,629
when I drag his white-collar
butt to prison.
346
00:14:02,999 --> 00:14:05,060
It's too late. They already found me.
347
00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:07,319
That's right. I did find you.
348
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,613
And there is something I've
been wanting to say to you
349
00:14:09,637 --> 00:14:11,703
for a very long time.
350
00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:13,045
You have the right to remain...
351
00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:14,256
Alex, there's someone behind you.
352
00:14:14,343 --> 00:14:15,811
Oh, there's someone behind me, Ozzie?
353
00:14:15,835 --> 00:14:17,872
How stupid do you think I am?
354
00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:22,020
Pretty stupid. Okay, I'll take this.
355
00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:25,250
You don't know who you're messing with.
356
00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:26,942
FYI, it's the FBI.
357
00:14:27,054 --> 00:14:30,318
Okay, well, I'm a Russian
agent for the FSB.
358
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,713
And the oligarchs that Walsh ripped off,
359
00:14:32,926 --> 00:14:35,427
they want him back in Russia.
360
00:14:35,646 --> 00:14:38,849
_
361
00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:41,904
_
362
00:14:42,302 --> 00:14:44,469
♪
363
00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:47,631
Russia's where you've been
hiding all your money, Walsh?
364
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,350
- No, that's not true!
- It is.
365
00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:50,640
- What are you doing?
- And that's where he's gonna pay
366
00:14:50,664 --> 00:14:52,123
- for his crimes.
- Come on, man.
367
00:14:52,148 --> 00:14:53,798
What the hell are you doing?
368
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,933
He's my collar. You have
no jurisdiction here.
369
00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:59,311
_
370
00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:02,311
_
371
00:15:03,397 --> 00:15:04,889
_
372
00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:06,397
_
373
00:15:06,771 --> 00:15:08,029
_
374
00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:09,999
_
375
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,116
Un-cuff me immediately.
376
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,819
Do you want to start
another Cold War, buster?!
377
00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:16,954
Shut up. Let's go.
378
00:15:17,545 --> 00:15:19,638
Why would you take Ozzie?
He's not wanted for anything.
379
00:15:19,662 --> 00:15:22,693
He's not wanted for anything...
in America.
380
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,228
I've never been to Russia!
381
00:15:24,396 --> 00:15:26,497
We'll leave that for the
Russian courts to decide.
382
00:15:26,748 --> 00:15:30,668
This is so not good for
Russian-American relations!
383
00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:33,199
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
384
00:15:35,508 --> 00:15:37,708
Ozzie? Walsh?!
385
00:15:37,757 --> 00:15:39,644
Who's that other guy?
386
00:15:39,812 --> 00:15:40,911
[HORN HONKING] Aah!
387
00:15:41,047 --> 00:15:42,713
They're getting away!
388
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,023
Ow! This hurts so much!
389
00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:46,963
[HONKING CONTINUES]
390
00:15:47,153 --> 00:15:49,754
[WHIRRING]
391
00:15:51,547 --> 00:15:54,191
[GRUNTING]
392
00:15:54,656 --> 00:16:04,201
♪
393
00:16:04,203 --> 00:16:09,073
♪
394
00:16:09,621 --> 00:16:11,609
Hey! Oh, thank God. Can you help me?
395
00:16:11,754 --> 00:16:13,051
Are you sure?
396
00:16:13,079 --> 00:16:15,446
I don't want to assume you
can't rescue yourself.
397
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,145
I just said "help me."
398
00:16:18,035 --> 00:16:21,018
♪
399
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:24,509
Wait. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on!
400
00:16:24,657 --> 00:16:26,590
- You're liberated.
- Thanks.
401
00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:28,465
You're welcome, sister.
402
00:16:28,974 --> 00:16:32,008
♪
403
00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:33,207
Nancy?
404
00:16:33,232 --> 00:16:35,700
Nancy! I-I-It's Richard from group!
405
00:16:36,035 --> 00:16:38,340
Please wave to me if that's you!
406
00:16:38,705 --> 00:16:40,037
[TIRES SQUEAL]
407
00:16:40,442 --> 00:16:42,840
Hey, uh... murderer?
408
00:16:42,981 --> 00:16:45,449
Can I have a chocolate before I die?
409
00:16:46,278 --> 00:16:47,578
Yeah, you can have a chocolate.
410
00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:50,879
Hey, Jonathan, can you pass
me one of those chocolates?
411
00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:52,200
A chocolate?
412
00:16:52,225 --> 00:16:55,060
Yeah, one of Yvonne's chocolates.
413
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,554
It's in that bag by your feet.
414
00:16:56,579 --> 00:16:58,445
Oh. Oh, yeah.
415
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:03,473
I'll take one of those chocolates...
416
00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:05,696
and the gun.
417
00:17:05,814 --> 00:17:07,914
- Th-The gun?
- Slowly.
418
00:17:14,231 --> 00:17:16,739
And now I'll have one of
those chocolates, please.
419
00:17:16,843 --> 00:17:18,409
No coconut.
420
00:17:20,464 --> 00:17:21,830
Did I just see Nancy?
421
00:17:21,981 --> 00:17:23,714
Who? The woman with the axe.
422
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,082
She looked like Nancy!
423
00:17:25,269 --> 00:17:26,917
But sh-she blew up.
424
00:17:26,986 --> 00:17:29,330
Well, then, we both
know that's impossible.
425
00:17:29,394 --> 00:17:31,581
- Where'd they go?
- Maybe Gina's right.
426
00:17:31,846 --> 00:17:33,045
Maybe I'm just blaming Walsh
427
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:35,441
for things that didn't really happen.
428
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,962
Maybe Walsh is just a
charming, good-looking man.
429
00:17:37,964 --> 00:17:40,253
A charming, good-looking
criminal, Richard.
430
00:17:40,282 --> 00:17:41,315
Now focus!
431
00:17:41,387 --> 00:17:42,720
[ENGINE STARTS]
432
00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:46,904
♪
433
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:49,006
- [GUN WHIRS]
- Just a little bit further.
434
00:17:49,046 --> 00:17:51,179
To your deaths.
435
00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:52,853
- Ozzie, yell at me.
- What?
436
00:17:52,879 --> 00:17:54,366
Yell at me, and then punch me.
437
00:17:54,391 --> 00:17:55,557
Just follow my lead.
438
00:17:55,621 --> 00:17:57,287
This is all your fault!
439
00:17:57,738 --> 00:17:59,304
What? You're the reason I'm here,
440
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,837
you scaly, billionaire asshole!
441
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:03,895
Oh, yeah? Well, you're
a hipster asshole!
442
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,341
And your abduction is the most
interesting thing about you.
443
00:18:06,366 --> 00:18:08,836
You think you're so fancy
with your pour-over coffee
444
00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:09,793
and your fixed-gear bike?
445
00:18:09,818 --> 00:18:12,306
- Well, you're not.
- Well, you suck as an alien
446
00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:14,718
and you suck even more as a human being.
447
00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:16,470
Well, at least my parents
aren't divorced.
448
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,367
- Ohh!
- [GRUNTS]
449
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:20,188
Just shoot this human now.
450
00:18:20,242 --> 00:18:21,711
- I will, but...
- No. Shoot him.
451
00:18:21,736 --> 00:18:23,640
- He's the traitor.
- Don't tell me how to do my job.
452
00:18:23,747 --> 00:18:25,782
- Ozzie, now!
- I want you to...
453
00:18:25,912 --> 00:18:26,912
[GUNSHOT]
454
00:18:27,048 --> 00:18:28,779
[GRUNTS]
455
00:18:28,993 --> 00:18:35,386
♪
456
00:18:35,775 --> 00:18:37,074
Agh!
457
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:41,104
Is it possible my marriage
was just falling apart?
458
00:18:41,129 --> 00:18:43,417
That it was my fault? That
I was never abducted?
459
00:18:43,471 --> 00:18:45,070
Richard, pull it together.
460
00:18:45,095 --> 00:18:46,708
Okay, I'm coming to a fork in the road.
461
00:18:46,733 --> 00:18:47,898
Should we go left or right?
462
00:18:47,924 --> 00:18:50,042
"Two roads in the woods, diverged,
463
00:18:50,075 --> 00:18:52,017
and I took... I took the road less..."
464
00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:53,608
Richard! The left!
465
00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:55,839
Or maybe it's right.
466
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,639
Please don't leave me in here!
467
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,665
♪
468
00:19:03,813 --> 00:19:05,413
[RUSTLE]
469
00:19:08,259 --> 00:19:09,274
[GUN WHIRS]
470
00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:11,134
Hang on, hang on. Let's talk about this.
471
00:19:11,205 --> 00:19:13,306
No. You betrayed us.
472
00:19:13,343 --> 00:19:14,742
And you got weak, Walsh.
473
00:19:14,845 --> 00:19:15,845
[GUN COCKS]
474
00:19:15,924 --> 00:19:17,591
And the weak must die.
475
00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:21,065
[GUN WHIRS]
476
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:25,336
♪
477
00:19:35,098 --> 00:19:36,722
Ozzie?
478
00:19:37,129 --> 00:19:38,793
Ozzie, what happened? Are you okay?
479
00:19:38,823 --> 00:19:41,223
Walsh. Where's Walsh?
480
00:19:42,155 --> 00:19:43,722
It's... It's just us.
481
00:19:43,763 --> 00:19:45,696
[WEAKLY] Trust Walsh.
482
00:19:45,808 --> 00:19:47,597
Ozzie, it's okay. I'll get help.
483
00:19:48,073 --> 00:19:49,558
He has the truth.
484
00:19:50,238 --> 00:19:52,005
Find the others.
485
00:19:52,328 --> 00:19:54,715
[WHIRRING]
486
00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:56,725
Ah.
487
00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:06,088
[SIGHS]
488
00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:10,017
♪
489
00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,822
Ozzie?
490
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,846
Ozzie?!
491
00:20:17,236 --> 00:20:19,402
- [SIGHS]
- [RUSTLE]
492
00:20:19,564 --> 00:20:28,595
♪
493
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:33,812
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