1 00:01:27,297 --> 00:01:31,789 - How, ladies. - Safely! I am not young anymore. 2 00:01:33,505 --> 00:01:36,207 Here you go, ma'am. 3 00:01:36,339 --> 00:01:42,205 How dare you sit in the ladies' seats with your stinking hick? 4 00:01:43,714 --> 00:01:46,037 Get out of here! 5 00:01:49,547 --> 00:01:54,583 All Magyars, Czechs and Jews should be beaten... 6 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:57,961 The beast stealing and begging, and what makes the Emperor? 7 00:01:58,089 --> 00:02:02,663 Herr Herzl, we're waiting for you! 8 00:02:02,797 --> 00:02:06,458 I have enabled me in honor of you. 9 00:02:07,922 --> 00:02:10,411 Look here, ladies and gentlemen. 10 00:02:13,255 --> 00:02:16,538 I can not stand it trutteri out more. 11 00:02:16,672 --> 00:02:21,045 - Who do you think you are? God himself? - Yes, hallowed be my name. 12 00:02:21,172 --> 00:02:22,629 I just came in two new bids. 13 00:02:22,755 --> 00:02:26,666 The first: Although some people believe to be gentlemen 14 00:02:26,797 --> 00:02:28,587 - there is only one God, and it's me. 15 00:02:28,714 --> 00:02:33,833 The second: Everyone is equal, when the black also shit brown. 16 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:39,870 Then perform a miracle. 17 00:02:47,464 --> 00:02:48,791 Look here. 18 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:54,159 Look over here one last time, ladies and gentlemen. 19 00:02:54,297 --> 00:02:57,994 I see something you do not see... 20 00:03:18,672 --> 00:03:24,420 What the hell do you really see me? I am poor, old and ugly. 21 00:03:25,089 --> 00:03:28,170 I'm not a blonde lipizzanerhingst from Vienna. 22 00:03:28,297 --> 00:03:31,876 Shlomo, no one else can tell stories like you. 23 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:38,961 It was cooler by Lobkowitz conjured thunder forward. 24 00:03:39,089 --> 00:03:42,952 - Is he really God? - Obviously not. 25 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:47,378 He is a mad kosher chef who was fired by his boss 26 00:03:47,505 --> 00:03:51,713 - because he mixed cheese with boiled meat. 27 00:03:51,839 --> 00:03:55,702 - Really? - It is contrary to the Mosaic Law. 28 00:03:55,839 --> 00:04:02,202 If he is not God, why do you treat him as plague you as if he was? 29 00:04:02,339 --> 00:04:07,126 Share your must with your next but spare him for your vinegar. 30 00:04:07,255 --> 00:04:09,127 How is the Jewish teachings. 31 00:04:10,214 --> 00:04:16,495 Maybe I feel sorry for this God. Every human being is a kind of God. 32 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:22,205 Bible! Book of books. 33 00:06:24,339 --> 00:06:27,455 Whoever buys this book need no other books. 34 00:06:27,589 --> 00:06:32,826 It contains everything: world's beginning and end... 35 00:06:32,964 --> 00:06:35,250 The Old and New Testament's... 36 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:41,294 Great miracles and prophecies... Everything is here in one volume. 37 00:06:41,422 --> 00:06:45,665 - what are you waiting for? - I already have a Bible. 38 00:06:46,464 --> 00:06:51,334 Very well, my friend... For people already have everything... 39 00:06:54,422 --> 00:06:59,791 ... We have "Fanny Hill". Bible externally and internally eroticism. 40 00:06:59,922 --> 00:07:03,786 Fanny Hill, the fallen girl exploited and abandoned by evil men. 41 00:07:03,922 --> 00:07:06,541 It's all here. Turn on, my gentle friend. 42 00:07:06,672 --> 00:07:10,915 If not, it would look like, like you were flat. 43 00:07:18,339 --> 00:07:20,543 Lobkowitz! 44 00:07:22,589 --> 00:07:28,668 Do your teeth fall out except one, and it must hurt for you die! 45 00:07:28,797 --> 00:07:30,918 I was just honest with you. 46 00:07:31,047 --> 00:07:34,211 Do you tormented by a thousand fleas and have only one hand to scratch you! 47 00:07:34,839 --> 00:07:37,078 I'm sorry I called you Lobkowitz. 48 00:07:37,214 --> 00:07:39,749 - Instead of "The Holy". - Yes, instead of it. 49 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:44,502 His name be praised. But I was lost in thoughts. 50 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:48,292 - I'm writing a book. - To me? 51 00:07:48,422 --> 00:07:50,045 No. 52 00:07:51,089 --> 00:07:53,126 - About Me? - No. 53 00:08:09,339 --> 00:08:13,463 - They must be overthrown. Blood must flow. - Himmlischst! 54 00:08:13,589 --> 00:08:18,163 This country will never be better, so long living a single jew here. 55 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:23,796 If it were up to me I would throw the cursed, blood-sucking Jews out. 56 00:08:23,922 --> 00:08:28,793 - Be quiet. - We need a firm hand... army. 57 00:08:28,922 --> 00:08:33,165 A quick war would solve all our problems. 58 00:08:53,505 --> 00:08:55,081 You talk nonsense. 59 00:08:55,214 --> 00:08:59,042 There is only one book, and it is already written. 60 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:03,959 It says everything about everything. Even the coffee like you just spilled on yourself. 61 00:09:04,089 --> 00:09:09,244 No, I have to write my own book to drive evil out of the heart 62 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:11,252 - before it drives me. 63 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:15,161 Sho not into the abyss, in the abyss looks at you. 64 00:09:18,089 --> 00:09:23,623 Every morning when we go from here radbrækker I vain brain... 65 00:09:23,755 --> 00:09:26,753 How shall I start? 66 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,582 Are not you past the start... 67 00:09:31,547 --> 00:09:34,628 ...You must start before the start. 68 00:09:44,839 --> 00:09:48,536 Give me blood of the noble vine 69 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:53,495 Give me vine 70 00:09:56,797 --> 00:10:01,122 Have you gone mad? In you, your drunkard! 71 00:10:01,255 --> 00:10:05,036 - Excuse me. - Take him into. 72 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:10,036 What is it? 73 00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:15,706 Where is Mrs Merschmeyers home for homeless artists? 74 00:10:25,505 --> 00:10:27,626 It's called "My Life". 75 00:10:27,755 --> 00:10:29,995 - "My Life"? - Yes. 76 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,081 Should it be titled a possible classic? 77 00:10:33,214 --> 00:10:35,370 Good evening. Hitler, Adolf. 78 00:10:35,505 --> 00:10:39,795 - What about "My memoirs"? - Ghastly. "My memoirs"... 79 00:10:39,922 --> 00:10:43,537 Would your mother buy a book called "My memoirs"? 80 00:10:43,672 --> 00:10:48,662 I am an orphan. What about "Shlomo and Julia" or "Schlomo and Isolde?" 81 00:10:48,797 --> 00:10:50,953 No, you... 82 00:10:52,464 --> 00:10:55,034 - What about"My struggle?" - Now it there. 83 00:10:57,172 --> 00:11:00,372 Who asked you ? 84 00:11:02,797 --> 00:11:06,625 - Is this room No. 4? - Anyone living in No. 4 85 00:11:06,755 --> 00:11:09,208 Does your mother taught you proper manners? 86 00:11:10,839 --> 00:11:13,955 Yes, she has. 87 00:11:14,089 --> 00:11:17,040 And I followed dedicated her admonitions 88 00:11:17,172 --> 00:11:20,833 - Despite my deep-rooted aversion to authority 89 00:11:20,964 --> 00:11:25,206 - which was eventually crystallized to an unwavering decision 90 00:11:25,339 --> 00:11:28,539 - not to follow in my late father's footsteps. 91 00:11:28,672 --> 00:11:31,954 He was felled by fate axe into a premature grave. 92 00:11:32,089 --> 00:11:34,707 Not as official but as an artist 93 00:11:34,839 --> 00:11:37,623 - I seek happiness in roller city. 94 00:11:37,755 --> 00:11:42,662 A call that was predetermined by my considerable artistic talent. 95 00:11:42,797 --> 00:11:47,750 I waited a simple answer not Nibelung song. 96 00:11:49,047 --> 00:11:55,411 What I find so disgusting and disgusting... from an alien 97 00:11:55,547 --> 00:12:01,128 - is your attempt to reduce my verbal abilities to a yes-and-no-play. 98 00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:04,253 It'll be fun... 99 00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:09,500 Foreigner...? Here are the foreigner. Do not worry, let's start over. 100 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:12,166 Does your mother taught you proper manners? 101 00:12:12,297 --> 00:12:17,452 This is not your property. The wading in and penetrate you on. 102 00:12:17,589 --> 00:12:24,249 I was actually in the process of a book... to God interrupted me. 103 00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:27,126 - Who? - God. 104 00:12:27,255 --> 00:12:30,455 He's dead. Want to bet? 105 00:12:30,589 --> 00:12:34,499 Loss in advance. Your mother has not been taught you... 106 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,995 ... To knock before entering. 107 00:12:39,214 --> 00:12:42,247 Smart. 108 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:47,582 I could rip your non- German argument to pieces. 109 00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:50,167 But it condescends I'm not. 110 00:12:50,297 --> 00:12:54,338 To show my generosity I give myself. 111 00:13:05,255 --> 00:13:08,621 - Happy? - They knocked on the door and went inside... wrong. 112 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,504 You have to knock and wait to someone yells "come in"... 113 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:15,162 ... And then go into. Try again. 114 00:13:37,714 --> 00:13:38,993 Entrez! 115 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,745 See, it went just fine. 116 00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:49,452 - Coffee? - Nah. 117 00:13:49,589 --> 00:13:53,120 - Milk or sugar? - Both. 118 00:13:53,255 --> 00:13:54,878 We have no more. 119 00:13:55,005 --> 00:13:58,169 The only available bed's. 120 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,288 Get out! 121 00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:05,294 - Don't you have coat? - No. 122 00:14:05,422 --> 00:14:10,707 You can take mine. But only as long as I sleep. 123 00:14:10,839 --> 00:14:14,039 There is only heat on for tomorrow. 124 00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:45,337 Up, up, folks! Take your things and leave the room. 125 00:14:47,505 --> 00:14:49,875 Sleep longer does not make you beautiful. 126 00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:54,627 This also applies to you, your little tyrolersæk. 127 00:14:54,755 --> 00:14:59,164 What is it? Come in squatting. Then move! 128 00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:24,087 Gentlemen, today we offer you a nice potato soup. 129 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:28,290 If you find something else in the it's all about eating. 130 00:15:29,797 --> 00:15:32,581 Next, please. 131 00:15:35,255 --> 00:15:36,629 Next. 132 00:15:43,047 --> 00:15:44,623 Next. 133 00:15:48,422 --> 00:15:50,377 - Here you go. - Thank you. 134 00:15:50,505 --> 00:15:52,792 Herzl! 135 00:15:52,922 --> 00:15:56,583 The kind of eating you do not. 136 00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:58,751 Next, please. 137 00:16:07,797 --> 00:16:10,581 Thank you for your coat, jew. 138 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:18,378 My father warned me not to believe on everything that is said in Vienna. 139 00:16:20,005 --> 00:16:23,869 I advise you not to believe everything what your father told you. 140 00:16:24,005 --> 00:16:29,160 I loved my father but denies not our greatest generation conflict. 141 00:16:29,297 --> 00:16:31,334 Shut up! 142 00:16:34,672 --> 00:16:36,793 Where are your characters, Adolf?! 143 00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:44,205 I'll kill you! 144 00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:50,084 "I want to be an artist, father." 145 00:16:50,214 --> 00:16:55,499 "No way!" he said. "Now more than ever," I said. 146 00:16:56,422 --> 00:16:59,870 In school I was the best to subscribe. 147 00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:07,629 Thanks. 148 00:17:07,755 --> 00:17:10,042 There he is. 149 00:17:10,172 --> 00:17:13,917 Letter from the Academy of Fine Arts, Mr. Hitler. 150 00:17:14,047 --> 00:17:17,164 You have been allowed to go to the audition. 151 00:17:19,964 --> 00:17:22,120 I knew it. 152 00:17:23,422 --> 00:17:26,124 Sign here. 153 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,628 How did you know I had been authorized? 154 00:17:31,755 --> 00:17:35,085 Refusal comes in thicker envelopes. This is thin. 155 00:17:36,672 --> 00:17:38,330 May we see? 156 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:48,876 A kind of radical realism. 157 00:17:49,005 --> 00:17:53,414 Here is a still life: "corn at dusk." 158 00:17:53,547 --> 00:17:58,085 Amazing... it just before mouth watering. 159 00:17:58,214 --> 00:18:00,880 - With melted butter. - Steamed up for grabs. 160 00:18:01,005 --> 00:18:04,584 - Do you know what watercolor is? - We've heard about it. 161 00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:08,328 I call the "My dog at dusk." 162 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,876 - This is my dog. - I thought so. 163 00:18:13,005 --> 00:18:17,081 Note the perfect perspective and its faithful glance... 164 00:18:17,214 --> 00:18:23,210 - Do you like twilight? - It is an artistic challenge. 165 00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:26,372 Here is a reverent charcoal drawing: 166 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:31,293 "My mother udbælger peas at dusk." 167 00:18:31,422 --> 00:18:35,250 Very poignant, I must say. 168 00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:44,959 The art heaven. 169 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,963 Come on, Hitler. 170 00:18:58,130 --> 00:18:59,540 There. 171 00:19:01,714 --> 00:19:04,167 Yes! 172 00:19:05,672 --> 00:19:07,995 What is it, Hitler? Everything is as it should be. 173 00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:11,994 How am I supposed to study no mother cooked beef? 174 00:19:13,589 --> 00:19:15,958 The topics for the test makes me nervous. 175 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:21,208 "Displaced from paradise." Figuratively painting is not my strong point. 176 00:19:21,339 --> 00:19:26,624 Speaking of paradise... Where are you going, Hitler? 177 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:32,254 I want to hear what the picture book in the shop window costs. 178 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,165 - Shalom. - Good day. 179 00:19:35,297 --> 00:19:38,378 I sell unfortunately not books. 180 00:19:38,505 --> 00:19:43,458 - But there is one in the shop window. - Yes... Book of Genesis. 181 00:19:43,589 --> 00:19:46,255 And I want to buy the book, Mr. Moses. 182 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:50,326 I'm sorry, my lord. This is not a bookstore. 183 00:19:50,464 --> 00:19:53,378 - What is it? - It's such that... 184 00:19:53,505 --> 00:20:00,331 I am Isaac Mandelbaum, circumcised in the local Jewish community. 185 00:20:00,464 --> 00:20:05,002 Why exhibits we saw no symbolizing your craft? 186 00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:10,546 And what do gentleman, that I will display in the window? 187 00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:19,290 But I can maybe help you otherwise. 188 00:20:19,422 --> 00:20:24,126 - I do not know how. - You are surely not from Linz? 189 00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:27,703 Linz. How could you know that? 190 00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:32,579 Were you born between 1885 and 1889? 191 00:20:32,714 --> 00:20:35,202 Exactly. Do we know each other? 192 00:20:35,339 --> 00:20:42,046 No, but at the time it seemed my colleague Reb Moishe as mohel. 193 00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:45,502 He could never put a straight cut. 194 00:20:45,630 --> 00:20:52,077 Therefore pisses you always down pants. See, it is not dry yet. 195 00:20:53,089 --> 00:20:56,620 Circumcised? I?! 196 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,540 What nerve! 197 00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:02,125 My blood is pure as snow. 198 00:21:02,255 --> 00:21:06,996 My race is tough as leather, fast as steel and hardy as a greyhound. 199 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:11,953 Do not worry, young man. What was it you called? 200 00:21:12,089 --> 00:21:15,501 - Hitler! - You are right. You do not look Jewish. 201 00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:19,162 - And you do not Chinese. - Cleverly. 202 00:21:19,297 --> 00:21:25,495 Now I say, I'm not Chinese, then you say that you are not a jew... 203 00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:29,920 - Your family will be shown from... - Lemberg? 204 00:21:30,047 --> 00:21:34,420 A distant cousin. What a coincidence. Welcome to Vienna! 205 00:21:34,547 --> 00:21:38,671 A cousin from Lemberg? Fir me for it Stuss! 206 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:42,791 Stuss! Look at that, a word from the Talmud! 207 00:21:44,797 --> 00:21:47,830 In Vienna's population register is recorded 23 Hitler. 208 00:21:47,964 --> 00:21:51,329 Everyone comes from Odessa, Mukatjeve... 209 00:21:52,922 --> 00:21:58,077 ... Or Pirmasens. Have you never heard of Uncle Ben? 210 00:21:58,214 --> 00:22:01,875 What Uncle Ben? He who with skeleton? 211 00:22:02,005 --> 00:22:04,672 No, with goiter. 212 00:22:04,797 --> 00:22:07,712 I've never heard of him. Nonsense. 213 00:22:08,672 --> 00:22:10,828 - No, Talmud. - Another cousin? 214 00:22:10,964 --> 00:22:14,246 A book. It is also available in German. 215 00:22:15,339 --> 00:22:21,122 Here is an example: A pair of twins pass through a chimney. 216 00:22:21,255 --> 00:22:25,201 One comes out dirty and the other clean. Who washes? 217 00:22:25,339 --> 00:22:27,792 - The dirty. - Wrong. 218 00:22:27,922 --> 00:22:32,912 He sees the pure and thinking that he is clean. We try again. 219 00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:40,087 One twin get contaminated, the other clean. Who washes? 220 00:22:40,214 --> 00:22:44,421 The clean. He sees the dirty and believe that he is dirty. 221 00:22:44,547 --> 00:22:48,754 Wrong again. If twins pass through a chimney 222 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:54,794 - how can one stay clean and other dirty? It is Talmud. 223 00:22:55,755 --> 00:22:58,291 So this is all Vienna. 224 00:23:04,172 --> 00:23:08,746 - Nonsense! Unbelievable. - Do not be so sure. 225 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,831 Are you seriously claiming to her there is death? 226 00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:16,712 In Vienna, death is a woman, which speaks to the city's advantage. 227 00:23:16,839 --> 00:23:18,794 Nonsense! 228 00:23:30,672 --> 00:23:37,628 Up, up, folks. And do not forget your pets. 229 00:23:37,755 --> 00:23:42,792 Also you Cinderella. Or should you to the scandal uncle? 230 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,412 Hurry! 231 00:23:56,047 --> 00:23:59,045 Watch Ringer. 232 00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:01,044 I'll take care of. 233 00:24:06,089 --> 00:24:09,952 Maestro! Morning. 234 00:24:10,089 --> 00:24:12,328 Tea or coffee? 235 00:24:15,172 --> 00:24:22,828 Come here. I guess I can talk openly with you because you are my protector? 236 00:24:22,964 --> 00:24:25,499 Of course, madame. 237 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:29,873 Do not be surprised, Dear Ones. I dødkeder me. 238 00:24:31,047 --> 00:24:33,287 How can I keep up to date. 239 00:24:34,589 --> 00:24:38,452 Himmlischst for example goes to Spitalgasse every Saturday. 240 00:24:38,589 --> 00:24:42,796 But not a woman, but... 241 00:24:52,214 --> 00:24:58,459 Mrs. Merschmeyer snouts him. Once a week should Himmlischst... 242 00:25:12,505 --> 00:25:17,293 One of my small pleasures in this hole. Come on! 243 00:25:31,714 --> 00:25:35,375 - What do you see? - What a fuser... 244 00:25:35,505 --> 00:25:39,748 A lot of boasting and then... nothing! 245 00:25:42,047 --> 00:25:44,038 Get on with it. 246 00:25:45,922 --> 00:25:48,589 - Or you can not handle it? - Yes! 247 00:25:50,297 --> 00:25:52,501 Son of a bitch. 248 00:25:52,630 --> 00:25:58,958 The sun is shining, love calls... 249 00:25:59,089 --> 00:26:02,668 Good morning, Hitler. So we stand up! 250 00:26:02,797 --> 00:26:08,296 Arise, my little artist. I put a cultural program together for you. 251 00:26:12,964 --> 00:26:14,753 Do you want to kill me? 252 00:26:19,464 --> 00:26:20,743 I hate rolling! 253 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,246 I'll shit on Kaiserschmarrn! I'm staying here. I am sick. 254 00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:26,833 I want to be alone with my guest. 255 00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:32,753 - Intercourse, right? - Yes. 256 00:27:13,547 --> 00:27:15,538 I should look for the laundry. 257 00:27:28,755 --> 00:27:32,203 You're ugly. I could hug you. 258 00:27:34,714 --> 00:27:41,421 - The one that Hitler has chutzpah. - What chutzpah, Shlomo? 259 00:27:42,755 --> 00:27:44,462 Well, what's chutzpah? 260 00:27:44,589 --> 00:27:49,412 Chutzpah is when someone kill his father and mother- 261 00:27:49,547 --> 00:27:54,251 - and then invoking mitigating circumstances when he is an orphan 262 00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:56,999 - Do you write about Hitler in your book? - Also it. 263 00:27:57,130 --> 00:28:00,377 - Me? - Yes... 264 00:28:00,505 --> 00:28:03,788 - All...? - So They are thus painter? 265 00:28:08,422 --> 00:28:10,708 Work gives freedom, gentlemen. 266 00:28:10,839 --> 00:28:13,955 And disarray... 267 00:28:14,797 --> 00:28:19,335 ... Is married to the artist aesthetic soul. 268 00:28:19,464 --> 00:28:23,125 - Tell a story, Shlomo. - What story...? 269 00:28:25,589 --> 00:28:29,582 Any, but not from the Bible. 270 00:28:30,547 --> 00:28:35,583 I just need to clear recording sample to art school. 271 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:40,536 Painters, musicians and vegetarians is often Jews. 272 00:28:40,672 --> 00:28:43,374 - Do I look like? - Allows you? 273 00:28:52,672 --> 00:28:57,376 Judging by your main form are the arias. Do not take it amiss. 274 00:28:57,505 --> 00:29:00,290 - We are German nationalists. - Radical. 275 00:29:00,422 --> 00:29:04,711 We support the army. On Saturday we shoot on Vienna parasites. 276 00:29:12,839 --> 00:29:16,370 Company, forward march! 277 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:21,159 Stand still. Back against the shoulder. 278 00:29:21,297 --> 00:29:23,288 And the term here. 279 00:29:24,214 --> 00:29:28,456 - It was the fat Frenchman. - Total War! 280 00:29:33,630 --> 00:29:36,201 It was the Jew, the crafty bastard! 281 00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:48,875 - No, no, no... - No, comrade Hitler. 282 00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:54,086 Cheers, gentlemen. 283 00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:03,959 Herr Himmlischst... Who is the young lady who visits Shlomo Herzl? 284 00:30:04,089 --> 00:30:08,165 Jag does not understand me at the world longer, Mr. Hitler. 285 00:30:08,297 --> 00:30:10,785 Such a charming, innocent girl. 286 00:30:10,922 --> 00:30:12,829 Do you know her? 287 00:30:13,589 --> 00:30:19,253 Our dear Miss Gretchen. So young and already an orphan. 288 00:30:20,589 --> 00:30:22,081 Like me. 289 00:30:22,214 --> 00:30:26,254 - The old jew has bewitched her. - There is no other explanation. 290 00:30:26,380 --> 00:30:28,536 It is unnatural! 291 00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:46,995 "The black-haired jew lurking, with a satanic grin on his face- 292 00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:51,586 - on the unsuspecting girl as he defiled with his blood- 293 00:30:51,714 --> 00:30:55,707 - stealing hence the girl from her people." 294 00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:58,836 Take it with Hitler. So you can learn something. 295 00:31:01,214 --> 00:31:03,251 Holy shit! 296 00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:06,876 Schönerer knows what he's talking about. 297 00:31:08,464 --> 00:31:10,419 Cheers to Schönerer! 298 00:31:10,547 --> 00:31:11,495 Bowl. 299 00:31:25,214 --> 00:31:29,622 Flute high Himmlischst. If you whistle, you can not eat. 300 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:34,333 You may well like raw meat. 301 00:31:36,922 --> 00:31:39,457 Why he stands there like a fool? 302 00:31:39,589 --> 00:31:41,544 - Who? - Our student. 303 00:31:44,047 --> 00:31:47,459 He lubricates the saliva in your hair all day long. 304 00:31:47,589 --> 00:31:50,338 It glistens the as a dog purse in the sun. 305 00:31:53,755 --> 00:31:58,211 Manager, is the sausage to Pichlers birthday finished? 306 00:32:01,297 --> 00:32:08,917 Is the sausage to Pichler finished?! Getting into the swing, you slut! 307 00:32:15,089 --> 00:32:19,331 - I dress not for you. - What do you think about me, Gretchen? 308 00:32:19,464 --> 00:32:24,998 - They wanted the paint me as Eva. - Yes, but not naked. 309 00:32:25,130 --> 00:32:29,752 Adam and Eve were naked when they were expelled from paradise. 310 00:32:32,255 --> 00:32:36,119 I will produce subject allegorical. 311 00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:39,952 I serAdam and Eve as Aryans- 312 00:32:40,089 --> 00:32:45,291 - who gave their blood purity and therefore had to leave paradise. 313 00:32:46,755 --> 00:32:50,666 So they went to the grounds of race mixing. Do you understand? 314 00:32:50,797 --> 00:32:52,871 Not a cock. 315 00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:57,245 Animals mate only with others of the same species. 316 00:32:57,380 --> 00:33:01,753 Chickadees with tits, finches with finches. Stork valve with stork hen. 317 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,997 Voles with voles, house mice with house mice. 318 00:33:05,130 --> 00:33:06,374 Ulvehan with ulvehun. 319 00:33:06,505 --> 00:33:10,961 "Voles with voles and house mice in house mice?" 320 00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:13,328 Yes, I am with. 321 00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:19,622 - They will blow me away. - What? 322 00:33:19,755 --> 00:33:23,452 Pule, fuck, fuck... And the job's done. 323 00:33:23,589 --> 00:33:28,708 Forget it, you're not my type. I have also menses now... 324 00:33:28,839 --> 00:33:31,790 ... As you can see. 325 00:33:38,214 --> 00:33:41,709 Were dressed by the Shlomo Herzl. 326 00:33:41,839 --> 00:33:43,959 They have spied on me. 327 00:33:45,755 --> 00:33:50,993 Do you know who you stripped for? For those who murdered Jesus Christ! 328 00:34:12,464 --> 00:34:16,706 Good evening, Miss Gretchen. Come over to our table. 329 00:34:16,839 --> 00:34:20,370 - I'm actually meeting someone. - Just stay for a waltz. 330 00:34:20,505 --> 00:34:22,460 Take my chair. 331 00:34:23,172 --> 00:34:25,209 Do you know these men? 332 00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:31,582 Bible... merry verses and romantic hymns. 333 00:34:34,214 --> 00:34:39,713 Six days shalt thou labor, but the seventh day is the Lord's. 334 00:34:40,755 --> 00:34:43,504 Since you do not need perform any work. 335 00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:47,790 No... When you invite your girl out- 336 00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:52,081 - drink some good and swearing at the Emperor! 337 00:34:55,464 --> 00:34:57,952 This is no waltz. 338 00:35:11,797 --> 00:35:15,577 German boys and girls, do not forget that you are German! 339 00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:18,747 - Dance only German dance! - Play a march for them. 340 00:35:34,089 --> 00:35:36,624 Dance not with him, Miss Gretchen! 341 00:35:42,630 --> 00:35:44,834 We go. 342 00:36:01,464 --> 00:36:07,460 The new week will not wait! And not me! Himmlischst! 343 00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:17,249 - Is there something wrong? - Everything! 344 00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:20,876 Wagner was right. Everything is Jews and cyclists errors. 345 00:36:21,005 --> 00:36:23,410 What do you have against cyclists? 346 00:36:48,672 --> 00:36:53,792 See where your best shoes for the audition. 347 00:36:53,922 --> 00:36:58,911 I would fix them, but in the darkness I came to take brown shoe polish. 348 00:36:59,047 --> 00:37:02,045 - Now looks like the chicken shit! - Quiet... 349 00:37:02,172 --> 00:37:04,660 - Go to hell. - Breathe deeply. 350 00:37:04,797 --> 00:37:10,082 Cover the brown with black ink; then shoes like new. 351 00:37:10,214 --> 00:37:16,293 - Why I left Braunau am Inn? - Yes, why? 352 00:37:16,422 --> 00:37:19,622 Everywhere shit, stench and mockery. 353 00:37:20,964 --> 00:37:24,246 Vienna... a melting pot of scum! 354 00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:28,125 - Where are my pants? - Here. 355 00:37:31,422 --> 00:37:35,830 I advise you to take a cup of coffee and relax. 356 00:37:35,964 --> 00:37:40,751 And then you wash yourself. This is important. 357 00:37:42,422 --> 00:37:44,247 I'll afknappen- 358 00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:48,705 - So you do not come to the academy with open fly. 359 00:37:52,047 --> 00:37:53,836 Look around you. 360 00:37:53,964 --> 00:37:57,294 I know that you were spoiled as your mother's little darling. 361 00:37:57,422 --> 00:38:02,375 But think just a little over sock in the coffee pot. 362 00:38:02,505 --> 00:38:05,503 I clean up after yourself this one time. 363 00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:10,453 From tomorrow need to do this. 364 00:38:12,422 --> 00:38:14,708 Richard Wagner was also artist- 365 00:38:14,839 --> 00:38:19,295 - but he did not display socks in the coffee pot. 366 00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:36,332 How do I look? 367 00:38:37,797 --> 00:38:41,956 - Do you have a mustache? - Do you mind? 368 00:38:42,089 --> 00:38:46,331 You look like females. They are not well-liked here. 369 00:38:47,505 --> 00:38:51,001 You at the art academy is notorious patriots. 370 00:38:51,130 --> 00:38:54,045 You know what is at stake. 371 00:38:54,172 --> 00:38:57,786 I let it grow, and it grew. 372 00:38:57,922 --> 00:39:01,252 All great men have been shaven. Come here. 373 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:13,794 Yes... It's probably best, I aback a little. 374 00:39:18,672 --> 00:39:21,919 I warn you, jew. You be quiet. 375 00:39:22,047 --> 00:39:27,036 Even Jesus Christ had a cleft lip during the mustache. 376 00:40:10,172 --> 00:40:14,461 Jew... I appreciate on your helpfulness. 377 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:19,828 When my time comes, you will get a suitable reward. 378 00:40:22,255 --> 00:40:26,913 When you are really old, I find a good solution for you. 379 00:40:42,047 --> 00:40:44,286 Where have you been fine. 380 00:40:44,422 --> 00:40:47,834 I have to go to art school and take the test. 381 00:40:47,964 --> 00:40:50,748 I keep my fingers crossed for you. 382 00:40:51,922 --> 00:40:55,619 A bright future awaits us. I'll arrange for you. 383 00:40:55,755 --> 00:40:57,710 A German girl should not work. 384 00:40:57,839 --> 00:41:02,661 - They're completely barmy in the lid. - I mean it, Miss Gretchen. 385 00:41:02,797 --> 00:41:04,622 I will marry you. 386 00:41:04,755 --> 00:41:11,001 My reputation as an artist to radiation from mountain where I build our home. 387 00:41:11,130 --> 00:41:14,578 No stranger to set foot there. 388 00:41:14,714 --> 00:41:17,202 Not even Shlomo...? 389 00:41:20,255 --> 00:41:22,542 Especially not him. 390 00:41:22,672 --> 00:41:26,333 Forget it if so. I love Schlomo. 391 00:41:30,130 --> 00:41:33,578 No one tells stories like him. 392 00:41:36,505 --> 00:41:39,207 Waiting for Hitler? 393 00:41:40,755 --> 00:41:44,286 Your kindness toward the artist borders on masochism. 394 00:41:44,422 --> 00:41:47,290 Go to hell. This is the Academy... 395 00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:52,755 The Almighty eyes contemplating hospitality as heavy as... 396 00:41:53,839 --> 00:41:56,078 ... Service. 397 00:41:56,214 --> 00:42:00,159 The law is my light, but him... 398 00:42:00,297 --> 00:42:04,670 ... Yokel does not easy for me to follow it. 399 00:42:14,505 --> 00:42:17,420 Yes, he is lazy... 400 00:42:17,547 --> 00:42:21,493 ... Sleep all day and exploit me. 401 00:42:21,630 --> 00:42:24,996 God needs man, and it makes man too. 402 00:42:25,130 --> 00:42:29,171 But you lost some of your humanity - 403 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:33,207 - since you started playing mother for him the artist. 404 00:42:33,339 --> 00:42:35,459 I'm worried about you. 405 00:42:35,589 --> 00:42:38,255 Gruber, Martin. 406 00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:41,082 Hartl, Johann. 407 00:42:41,214 --> 00:42:44,128 Hillenbrand, Karl. Hi... 408 00:42:49,964 --> 00:42:51,789 Where was I? 409 00:42:51,922 --> 00:42:56,911 - Hitler, Adolf. - Tack. Hitler, Adolf. 410 00:42:57,047 --> 00:43:00,708 - Where is he? - Here! 411 00:43:00,839 --> 00:43:03,409 Yes, but here he does not exist. 412 00:43:03,547 --> 00:43:08,962 Hillenbrand, Karl. Hiller, Eduard. Kronenberg, August... 413 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,291 May, Karl. 414 00:43:13,422 --> 00:43:16,752 Nepomuk, Hans. 415 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,831 Obonja, Walter. 416 00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:22,417 I'm nervous for him. 417 00:43:22,547 --> 00:43:29,124 He's just a child. I recognize a possible suicide when I see one. 418 00:44:05,755 --> 00:44:09,334 - What's wrong with you? - My life no longer has meaning. 419 00:44:09,464 --> 00:44:13,244 - What happened? - Nobody loves me. 420 00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:17,326 I do then. Do you hear? 421 00:44:17,464 --> 00:44:20,710 I love you. Come on. 422 00:44:37,047 --> 00:44:39,831 Insensitive monster! 423 00:44:42,964 --> 00:44:47,372 - Did it go completely awry? - Crooked?! 424 00:44:47,505 --> 00:44:53,502 It struck down by a bolt from clear skies and shot me into the ground. 425 00:44:54,630 --> 00:44:58,410 - I was not busy. - Why not? 426 00:44:58,547 --> 00:45:01,461 Why? That I did not ask. 427 00:45:01,589 --> 00:45:07,004 He fears my talent, that guy Baron von Kropf... or Tropf. 428 00:45:07,130 --> 00:45:09,251 No, von Topf. 429 00:45:10,839 --> 00:45:12,248 Do you know him? 430 00:45:12,380 --> 00:45:14,454 Are you his father? 431 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:18,501 Yes. 432 00:45:18,630 --> 00:45:24,876 - Why did Hitler himself? - The boy is shy. 433 00:45:25,005 --> 00:45:30,125 Hitler, Adolf. Birth 20 april 1889. 434 00:45:30,255 --> 00:45:32,874 ... In Braunau am Inn, Upper Austria. 435 00:45:39,005 --> 00:45:41,328 German. Catholic. 436 00:45:41,464 --> 00:45:45,920 Father official in the Crown service. 437 00:45:49,214 --> 00:45:54,369 Well... I am retired. 438 00:45:54,505 --> 00:45:58,878 It says: "Few heads". 439 00:45:59,005 --> 00:46:05,333 Result: Draw Sample overruled. The decision taken unanimously. 440 00:46:07,755 --> 00:46:11,251 Show me your work samples. 441 00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:17,874 Hopelessly, young man. 442 00:46:20,839 --> 00:46:23,409 It was the second time. 443 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,293 Husmaler? So, I would rather die! 444 00:46:29,589 --> 00:46:32,954 What's wrong with that? 445 00:46:35,922 --> 00:46:37,580 Traitor! 446 00:46:37,714 --> 00:46:41,956 - What? - Dagger in my back. 447 00:46:44,589 --> 00:46:48,831 A worldwide association severe tion between Sion's ancestors. 448 00:46:50,380 --> 00:46:53,461 You are in league with von Kropf... 449 00:46:54,630 --> 00:47:00,958 It's a plot to prevent my ascent to fame! 450 00:47:02,672 --> 00:47:06,452 I should have known better, but I had no idea. 451 00:47:07,130 --> 00:47:12,629 You and what pigs to a baron got it good, jew! 452 00:47:14,755 --> 00:47:20,704 You betrayed my trust. You pretended to be my father and thus deserted... 453 00:47:32,589 --> 00:47:36,997 ... In solid ranks. 454 00:47:37,130 --> 00:47:40,412 Silence, Adolf. It's late. 455 00:47:40,547 --> 00:47:44,457 Soon flutter Hitler tab 456 00:47:44,589 --> 00:47:49,495 Over every street 457 00:47:49,630 --> 00:47:52,581 bondage items only... 458 00:47:57,380 --> 00:48:00,331 Up, up, folks. 459 00:48:01,839 --> 00:48:04,790 Lord has created the day all of you. 460 00:48:04,922 --> 00:48:09,709 - Do not be so sure of it. - The Princess is also up from the pea. 461 00:48:42,089 --> 00:48:45,371 Look here, Gretchen. So you can learn something. 462 00:48:47,130 --> 00:48:51,373 Such is life. Some butcher and others are slaughtered. 463 00:48:52,964 --> 00:48:58,960 Or what, chief? Look, it's completely quiet. 464 00:49:14,422 --> 00:49:18,665 Do you know what the headmaster said, when I asked for an explanation? 465 00:49:18,797 --> 00:49:21,914 My drawings showed to my endowment- 466 00:49:22,047 --> 00:49:26,041 - was not within painting but in architecture. 467 00:49:28,505 --> 00:49:35,628 He would not believe that I never had studied architecture. 468 00:49:36,505 --> 00:49:39,420 But Hitler... I was there. 469 00:49:39,547 --> 00:49:43,872 You should never be allowed to paint more than a wall. 470 00:49:44,005 --> 00:49:49,291 Do you spoil everything?! I saw myself as a builder. 471 00:49:49,422 --> 00:49:53,250 In Berlin has launched an competition for a new opera house. 472 00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:55,869 Yes, but then you have to first have a university degree. 473 00:49:56,005 --> 00:50:00,746 Only dead fish swim with the stream . 474 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,451 What do you write? 475 00:50:06,714 --> 00:50:08,953 It's not your business. 476 00:50:09,922 --> 00:50:13,998 - This is my fight! - You write about me! 477 00:50:14,922 --> 00:50:18,962 I break your neck if anyone academy hear about my downfall. 478 00:50:19,089 --> 00:50:24,244 You can be completely calm. I will not tell anyone. 479 00:50:35,714 --> 00:50:42,421 Shlomo... I'm hungry and I totally flat. 480 00:50:44,089 --> 00:50:46,956 - Can you maybe...? - No, Hitler. 481 00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:52,960 You have to work and earn a living like everyone else. 482 00:50:53,089 --> 00:50:57,876 Or even beg. Do not ride on people. 483 00:50:58,005 --> 00:51:00,541 I know what you're doing. 484 00:51:00,672 --> 00:51:05,045 You will seduce the pure innocent Gretchen. 485 00:51:05,172 --> 00:51:10,374 Therefore, you will of me. No way! 486 00:51:20,089 --> 00:51:23,785 Look... a bird. 487 00:51:35,589 --> 00:51:39,831 She'll keep you warm during the winter. 488 00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:43,459 - Do you write about Jesus in the book? - Yes, that too. 489 00:51:43,589 --> 00:51:47,417 - And what are you writing about him? - That I love him. 490 00:51:47,547 --> 00:51:51,410 - Why did you kill him then? - Me? 491 00:51:51,547 --> 00:51:55,078 Who has claimed that? 492 00:51:58,089 --> 00:52:01,122 Stop! Stand still! 493 00:52:03,297 --> 00:52:07,160 Hitler is still young and stupid. Take him seriously. 494 00:52:07,297 --> 00:52:12,831 - And the evangelists? - Gossip aunts. What do they know? 495 00:52:14,589 --> 00:52:17,373 Nothing. They were not there, but I was. 496 00:52:17,505 --> 00:52:20,835 Tell me more, even if you're lying. 497 00:52:20,964 --> 00:52:25,206 Course. Even as a child was I get the best liar in Budapest. 498 00:52:25,339 --> 00:52:30,410 I tell now my most famous lie. It saved my father's soul. 499 00:52:31,047 --> 00:52:38,335 This happened in 1848 in Budapest, when the Cossacks invaded the city. 500 00:52:38,464 --> 00:52:42,078 They killed all what moved. 501 00:52:42,214 --> 00:52:49,087 Small as I was, I hid in a barrel and then everything. 502 00:52:49,214 --> 00:52:56,123 A Cossack swung his saber and drive my mother into a corner behind the house. 503 00:52:56,255 --> 00:52:59,621 He was just delivering the fatal blow - 504 00:52:59,755 --> 00:53:05,420 - when my father came running out, peeled Cossack out of the saddle- 505 00:53:05,547 --> 00:53:10,453 - and threw him against the wall. Cossack was dead. 506 00:53:11,547 --> 00:53:17,544 My father helped my mother up, picked me up aftønden- 507 00:53:17,672 --> 00:53:21,333 - and we fell happy each other around his neck. 508 00:53:22,380 --> 00:53:24,620 None of it is true. 509 00:53:26,130 --> 00:53:31,202 The truth is that my father had storms Winter Palace in St. Petersburg. Petersburg 510 00:53:31,339 --> 00:53:35,912 - to crush the evil Zars head against the marble wall. 511 00:53:36,047 --> 00:53:37,374 Yes... 512 00:53:38,839 --> 00:53:42,619 My brothers believed me and informed the gendarmerie. 513 00:53:42,755 --> 00:53:46,666 They interrogated me and I told the truth. 514 00:53:46,797 --> 00:53:53,409 Gendarmes dragged my father to station and forced him to interrogation. 515 00:53:53,547 --> 00:53:56,829 I sat opposite him with a cup of hot chocolate. 516 00:53:56,964 --> 00:54:01,502 Gendarmes said: "Now tell about assassination plans against the Czar- 517 00:54:01,630 --> 00:54:04,166 - like your son has told me about." 518 00:54:07,964 --> 00:54:12,206 My father looked calm at gendarmes and said: 519 00:54:12,339 --> 00:54:16,000 "Yes, the kid is telling the truth." 520 00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:22,879 "And when the Czar is not here, I crush your heads against the wall." 521 00:54:23,005 --> 00:54:27,828 He got up and threw himself of gendarmes. 522 00:54:36,713 --> 00:54:40,790 A whole horde gendarmes stormed into... 523 00:54:42,338 --> 00:54:44,578 ... And beat my dad in front of me. 524 00:54:48,172 --> 00:54:50,162 I saw how... 525 00:54:53,672 --> 00:54:58,376 I saw him lying as a small bundle in the corner... 526 00:55:00,338 --> 00:55:07,165 ... And tried to protect its broken spectacles against cudgel estimates. 527 00:55:10,338 --> 00:55:12,578 Blood ran from his bald head. 528 00:55:15,463 --> 00:55:18,130 So the soul left him. 529 00:55:28,838 --> 00:55:33,792 How it happened when his father died for his son for a change. 530 00:55:43,338 --> 00:55:45,412 Gretchen! 531 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:50,791 I would like to poison them like monsters. 532 00:55:52,505 --> 00:55:56,036 - Exterminate them. - What should we live by, slughals? 533 00:55:56,172 --> 00:55:59,869 You are using brain the cow uses its tail. 534 00:56:02,213 --> 00:56:05,579 - What day is it today? - No. 535 00:56:06,713 --> 00:56:13,125 - Not again, boss. - Get in there. And wash you properly. 536 00:56:14,005 --> 00:56:16,624 Grete! Come on down, you slut! 537 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,791 Help a poor cripple. Thanks . 538 00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:28,829 Help a cripple, a victim of bureaucracy. 539 00:56:29,713 --> 00:56:33,245 Mom, why he has only one leg? 540 00:57:12,255 --> 00:57:17,541 Hans! When I get hold of you, I'll kill you! 541 00:57:20,922 --> 00:57:22,379 Due shiksen? 542 00:57:22,505 --> 00:57:26,997 No, no, Lobkowitz. I cried because you played so beautifully. 543 00:57:29,547 --> 00:57:33,457 - You played as God Himself. - You think you are Shlomo Herzl. 544 00:57:34,463 --> 00:57:37,829 And I think that I am God. 545 00:57:39,005 --> 00:57:40,711 We can have the right both. 546 00:57:41,588 --> 00:57:44,622 Help a cripple, as defenders of the fatherland. 547 00:57:44,755 --> 00:57:49,045 - Help. - So young and too lazy to work... 548 00:57:52,963 --> 00:57:56,376 Good day, Mr. Hitler. 549 00:57:57,172 --> 00:58:00,004 Why are the staring into the hat? 550 00:58:00,130 --> 00:58:05,795 They know well that you are behind rent? I anxiously await. 551 00:58:05,922 --> 00:58:10,413 Why so strict? Herr Hitler will soon be getting a scholarship. 552 00:58:10,547 --> 00:58:13,035 A scholarship...? 553 00:58:13,172 --> 00:58:17,035 Yes, ma'am. As orphaned you are entitled to it. 554 00:58:17,172 --> 00:58:20,454 - I'll pay you back with interest. - I hope so! 555 00:58:21,922 --> 00:58:25,038 Come, we must go and confess. 556 00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:36,501 Get your head up, son. 557 00:58:37,838 --> 00:58:41,619 Even begging you have to learn. 558 00:58:41,755 --> 00:58:45,452 Believe me, it's not for you. 559 00:58:45,588 --> 00:58:49,036 Why do not you do something as you are good at? 560 00:58:49,172 --> 00:58:52,786 Why not paint postcards as souvenirs? 561 00:58:52,922 --> 00:58:58,159 I could sell them, and we share the profits. 562 00:59:13,505 --> 00:59:15,295 You are crying. 563 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,871 Nonsense! 564 00:59:18,005 --> 00:59:24,997 Never! At my mother's funeral I tried, but no tears came. 565 00:59:25,130 --> 00:59:29,622 It does not help to try. Genuine tears felled at night. 566 00:59:29,755 --> 00:59:32,670 How touching. Can you show me how to cry? 567 00:59:32,797 --> 00:59:37,454 Think of something sad. Your late mother, for example? 568 00:59:38,463 --> 00:59:44,294 Close your eyes, Hitler, and imagine she lies dead in the coffin. 569 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,369 What do you see? 570 00:59:49,505 --> 00:59:52,787 - I look her dead in the coffin. - What is she wearing? 571 00:59:55,255 --> 00:59:58,206 - A dirndl. - Stop giggling. 572 00:59:58,338 --> 01:00:02,462 - How does her face look like? - As cheese. 573 01:00:08,588 --> 01:00:12,499 - Can you see her now? - Yes. 574 01:00:14,547 --> 01:00:19,204 Say something to her. Something you've always wanted to say. 575 01:00:21,463 --> 01:00:24,415 You never noticed when I was lying. 576 01:00:25,755 --> 01:00:30,875 You never noticed that I stole money from your handbag. 577 01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:38,124 You never knew that I looked at you through the keyhole when you bathe. 578 01:00:47,130 --> 01:00:49,168 You reckon that I'm stupid. 579 01:00:50,922 --> 01:00:54,832 You think you are my superior, an honorable arias. 580 01:00:56,213 --> 01:01:02,495 With your flattery are you trying to lure my healthy soul in spoilage. 581 01:01:02,630 --> 01:01:06,410 You're just a bloodsucker on people's healthy body. 582 01:01:06,547 --> 01:01:13,337 Between your nebulous phrases shows Judaism's grinning face him. 583 01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:36,753 Good day, Miss Gretchen. Your new blouse dress you fine. 584 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,831 I know what you are looking at. 585 01:01:39,963 --> 01:01:42,831 Are not in art school today? 586 01:01:42,963 --> 01:01:47,253 Today I work outdoors and picturesque St. Petersburg. Michael's church. 587 01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:51,785 Do you understand? 588 01:01:51,922 --> 01:01:53,877 Do you believe it? 589 01:02:05,672 --> 01:02:10,294 See here, Mr. Hitler. This should they paint. 590 01:02:15,672 --> 01:02:22,119 Enjoy the architecture. Soak the wonderful Baroque in you. 591 01:02:22,255 --> 01:02:29,460 Here is the famous plague monument and the holy Sebastian with arrows. 592 01:02:29,588 --> 01:02:36,462 Vienna... rolling along, art and the magnificent buildings city. 593 01:02:44,547 --> 01:02:49,453 While you as a young person ought understand what is about to happen. 594 01:02:49,588 --> 01:02:53,665 The ongoing battle is important. 595 01:02:53,797 --> 01:02:58,004 The unique Germanic culture struggles for survival... 596 01:02:58,130 --> 01:03:02,455 ... Like the Greeks and Romans did . 597 01:03:22,630 --> 01:03:26,375 See, what a coincidence: "corn at dusk." 598 01:03:26,505 --> 01:03:28,709 It's your image. 599 01:03:29,505 --> 01:03:33,202 You may be an accomplished painter whose Their pictures already exhibited. 600 01:03:33,338 --> 01:03:35,412 First, I would not sell it- 601 01:03:35,547 --> 01:03:40,453 - but Mr. Rosenthal prayed so hard I could not say no. 602 01:03:40,588 --> 01:03:44,036 I could of course have required more than 50 pounds. 603 01:03:44,172 --> 01:03:47,703 Great. They can paint a new one. 604 01:03:47,838 --> 01:03:52,496 I would never paint the same picture twice. Only peddle do it. 605 01:03:52,630 --> 01:03:56,327 - The Lord is enough painter. - Yes, and a good one at that. 606 01:03:56,463 --> 01:03:58,999 Herr Hitler studying Academy of Fine Arts. 607 01:03:59,130 --> 01:04:04,250 My husband was duped into buying the here for 2 crowns of Shlomo Herzl. 608 01:04:05,797 --> 01:04:10,501 I'm sorry if I wounded your good taste. 609 01:04:17,380 --> 01:04:21,788 - How many have you sold? - They go like hot cakes. 610 01:04:21,922 --> 01:04:25,204 - Today I sold twenty. - How many? 611 01:04:25,338 --> 01:04:29,035 - 15 .. - So not a single one. 612 01:04:32,797 --> 01:04:35,368 The young Hitler is stubborn. 613 01:04:37,755 --> 01:04:40,326 Only churches. 614 01:04:40,463 --> 01:04:43,378 I looked forward to see you draw outdoors. 615 01:04:43,505 --> 01:04:49,917 Now draw the churches of the postcard. I had been able to do. 616 01:04:50,047 --> 01:04:53,792 I do not go up in churches. It's only a livelihood. 617 01:04:53,922 --> 01:04:56,955 Shlomo sell them and I can pay the rent. 618 01:04:57,088 --> 01:05:01,995 I thought you painted the church to art school. 619 01:05:04,213 --> 01:05:07,128 Do the old churl told anything about me? 620 01:05:07,255 --> 01:05:09,329 No, why? 621 01:05:09,463 --> 01:05:14,168 - Tell the truth, Miss Gretchen. - They behave comical Hitler. 622 01:05:14,297 --> 01:05:16,287 I wish you only the best. 623 01:05:16,422 --> 01:05:20,913 - I do not really... - So he told all about me? 624 01:05:21,047 --> 01:05:25,171 No, he told only a very sad story. 625 01:05:25,297 --> 01:05:27,999 He and his endless stories! 626 01:05:28,130 --> 01:05:33,878 The vile creature has spun a web around on you and you're not getting out of it. 627 01:05:34,005 --> 01:05:40,712 Jew has defiled you with its stories, so they are dependent afham. 628 01:05:41,422 --> 01:05:43,910 I'm young, but not stupid. 629 01:05:44,047 --> 01:05:48,787 Are caring for the boy as whether he was the son you never had. 630 01:05:48,922 --> 01:05:50,829 He's not even grateful. 631 01:05:50,963 --> 01:05:55,455 - I'm sorry, but how does it feel? - What? 632 01:05:55,588 --> 01:05:59,417 - To die. - As if you did not know it. 633 01:05:59,547 --> 01:06:03,754 You start dying the day we are born . Each flake of flaking skin 634 01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:07,328 - each lost hair, every forgotten name- 635 01:06:07,463 --> 01:06:09,786 - is a little death every day. 636 01:06:09,922 --> 01:06:16,452 The big one is not so dissimilar to it. Do not fight it, but give after. 637 01:06:18,297 --> 01:06:21,745 - Does it hurt? - It's more like being born. 638 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:28,671 Do not you resistance is easy. They just slides into another time. 639 01:06:29,463 --> 01:06:31,288 And when the action gets to me? 640 01:06:32,005 --> 01:06:35,086 There is a time where you go, and a time to dance. 641 01:06:36,047 --> 01:06:41,119 I do not work alphabetically. I have no Herzl today. 642 01:06:42,005 --> 01:06:44,245 You come with me anyway? 643 01:06:50,213 --> 01:06:52,204 I have a surprise for you. 644 01:06:53,755 --> 01:06:56,670 I beg your pardon...? 645 01:06:56,797 --> 01:07:01,917 They might see the great Wagner opera "Rienzi" with me? 646 01:07:05,713 --> 01:07:10,418 Do you believe it? Do you really take me to the opera? 647 01:07:10,547 --> 01:07:13,000 On one condition: 648 01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:16,827 You must promise me not to visit Shlomo. 649 01:07:18,422 --> 01:07:22,830 Only to prove that are not dependent afham. 650 01:07:22,963 --> 01:07:25,168 You promise that? 651 01:08:01,297 --> 01:08:03,038 Lobkowitz... 652 01:08:04,672 --> 01:08:08,333 My goodness... Who and how many was it? 653 01:08:08,463 --> 01:08:12,753 - 99 - Why 99? 654 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,582 If I say 100, do you think I am exaggerating. 655 01:08:15,713 --> 01:08:20,122 See what those bastards did. 656 01:08:20,255 --> 01:08:26,868 Love your enemy as yourself. Come, Lobkowitz. I'll help you. 657 01:08:29,047 --> 01:08:35,245 Himmlischst! Out with you, you rats! 658 01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:42,085 Wake up, Hitler. It's late. And the Sabbath. 659 01:08:42,213 --> 01:08:44,453 Yesterday I sold a few of your images. 660 01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:47,919 Here's your share. 661 01:08:49,922 --> 01:08:53,453 Go for a walk or something. I'm expecting a visit. 662 01:08:58,047 --> 01:09:00,914 Was that all? How many did you sell? 663 01:09:01,672 --> 01:09:02,999 - Three. - You're lying. 664 01:09:04,713 --> 01:09:07,877 - A. - Why did you give me so 3 crowns? 665 01:09:08,005 --> 01:09:11,453 Because I want of you. Dress up and get out. 666 01:09:11,588 --> 01:09:16,791 Yes. I'll be gone, when the lady comes. 667 01:09:18,172 --> 01:09:20,458 If she comes. 668 01:09:24,588 --> 01:09:29,957 - What does that mean? - Shlomo, what does "fellatio"? 669 01:09:30,713 --> 01:09:34,659 Here you go... and have it go well. 670 01:09:43,797 --> 01:09:47,660 Shlomo, between us... 671 01:09:48,963 --> 01:09:53,253 - Is it with intercourse true? - What do you mean by that? 672 01:09:53,380 --> 01:09:57,160 Pastoradjunkten in Linz said it is. 673 01:09:59,005 --> 01:10:00,912 What? 674 01:10:01,047 --> 01:10:05,123 He told me to be careful, in Vienna they do it. 675 01:10:05,255 --> 01:10:07,542 Do what...? 676 01:10:07,672 --> 01:10:13,870 You know what I mean. Men and women... As dogs. 677 01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:21,082 Not like dogs, Adolf. Not in Vienna. 678 01:10:22,047 --> 01:10:27,000 Call me Adolf again, and I'll break your neck you. 679 01:10:27,130 --> 01:10:29,204 Is it nice? 680 01:10:30,422 --> 01:10:32,745 Yes, often. 681 01:10:34,130 --> 01:10:37,626 Population grows Adolf. 682 01:10:39,297 --> 01:10:45,045 - It is a sin. - No. Man's joy delights God. 683 01:10:45,172 --> 01:10:47,376 In small doses. 684 01:10:55,172 --> 01:11:00,505 In Braunau am Inn I saw a woman on a summer. 685 01:11:01,672 --> 01:11:06,045 She wiped her naked buttocks... At dusk. 686 01:11:08,005 --> 01:11:11,750 She lifted one leg and I saw her crotch. 687 01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,831 It was black as night. 688 01:11:17,755 --> 01:11:21,203 Where is Gretchen of Shlomo? 689 01:11:24,672 --> 01:11:29,246 - You know why she did not come? - No. 690 01:11:29,380 --> 01:11:34,370 You're a lousy actor. You should go into politics. 691 01:11:35,297 --> 01:11:37,122 - Really? - Yes. 692 01:11:37,255 --> 01:11:41,794 But you need to improve grammar and go on a course in rhetoric. 693 01:11:41,922 --> 01:11:44,789 Masses are as a woman. 694 01:11:44,922 --> 01:11:50,752 You need to flatter them and offer them what they want. 695 01:11:51,380 --> 01:11:54,212 So they are amenable to you. 696 01:12:25,047 --> 01:12:30,284 Bible... the greatest masterpiece through the ages! 697 01:12:30,422 --> 01:12:36,785 Just look at these wonderful, unique illustrations. 698 01:12:38,297 --> 01:12:44,909 Here the Jews escape from Egypt, chased by Pharaoh's army... 699 01:12:45,047 --> 01:12:48,792 Here you can see it clearly. 700 01:12:48,922 --> 01:12:54,077 Here divided the Red Sea waters as Jews rescued- 701 01:12:54,213 --> 01:12:58,289 - and their pursuers overthrown in curse- 702 01:12:58,422 --> 01:13:02,581 - in perpetuity. 703 01:13:02,713 --> 01:13:07,536 30,000 Egyptians on the way to hell. 704 01:13:08,922 --> 01:13:11,375 Creation of the world... 705 01:13:12,463 --> 01:13:15,911 ... And doom, it all in one volume. 706 01:13:16,047 --> 01:13:21,332 Here you can learn how avoids the time. 707 01:13:22,047 --> 01:13:24,084 For only 1.50. 708 01:13:26,088 --> 01:13:31,125 In Vienna, the poor craftsman beg Saturday afternoon... 709 01:13:31,255 --> 01:13:34,502 ... To work with your hands. 710 01:13:35,838 --> 01:13:38,623 And from whom? 711 01:13:40,047 --> 01:13:43,744 At a Jewish furniture dealer! 712 01:13:44,713 --> 01:13:48,754 I saw him throw it in trash in the slaughter house. 713 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:53,336 Now you're full of shit again. Fill bucket! 714 01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:57,836 Larger part of the press in Jewish hands. 715 01:13:57,963 --> 01:14:01,459 Big business is in Jewish hands. 716 01:14:01,588 --> 01:14:07,419 And the Jews engaged in terrorism which could not be worse. 717 01:14:08,172 --> 01:14:09,997 Come on. 718 01:14:11,797 --> 01:14:14,997 Why are you shaking your way? 719 01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:17,453 Do not look so stupid. 720 01:14:17,588 --> 01:14:20,159 ... To liberate the people from Jewish power. 721 01:14:20,297 --> 01:14:23,081 You are a donkey, Shlomo. 722 01:14:23,963 --> 01:14:29,379 Am I an ass because I'm your friend or your friend fordijeg is a donkey? 723 01:14:30,297 --> 01:14:32,583 Me fooling you. 724 01:14:32,713 --> 01:14:39,160 Artist steals your shikse and you Remains hose at your bosom. 725 01:14:39,297 --> 01:14:45,660 ... Holding this country, created afjøderne. 726 01:14:45,797 --> 01:14:49,494 Let us embark on them, mates... 727 01:14:49,630 --> 01:14:51,751 I want to marry you. 728 01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:58,836 Mitry as an artist to radiation from the mountain where I built our house. 729 01:15:01,088 --> 01:15:04,668 You're right, Lobkowitz. I am a fucking donkey. 730 01:15:04,797 --> 01:15:11,244 It deserves I, an ugly old man who have fallen in love with a child. 731 01:15:22,547 --> 01:15:24,502 Do not die now. 732 01:15:38,213 --> 01:15:41,544 I am proud of you, Miss Gretchen. 733 01:15:43,005 --> 01:15:47,497 - Kiss your hand rather than licking it. - Nonsense. 734 01:15:47,630 --> 01:15:52,086 They have earned this evening. They give me great joy. 735 01:15:52,213 --> 01:15:58,044 They are a strong, stately girl who keep their word... a true German virtue. 736 01:15:58,172 --> 01:16:02,118 Cola Rienzi... As a bright light rays he- 737 01:16:02,255 --> 01:16:08,785 - among his degenerate people, as his liberator and savior. 738 01:16:10,172 --> 01:16:14,628 - A beautiful and tragic story. - Wear the fish in now. 739 01:16:14,755 --> 01:16:16,876 What happened to him? 740 01:16:17,005 --> 01:16:21,081 He was overthrown and killed of his own people. 741 01:16:21,213 --> 01:16:23,749 Why? 742 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:27,162 Because mob never understand a genius nature. 743 01:16:31,255 --> 01:16:33,045 Wow! 744 01:16:50,213 --> 01:16:52,169 Herr Hitler... 745 01:16:52,297 --> 01:16:55,046 In art stamp has sacred silence! 746 01:17:03,422 --> 01:17:09,252 Select me to protect 747 01:17:09,380 --> 01:17:16,336 By the law that is given all 748 01:17:16,463 --> 01:17:21,204 So sku back toward fathers 749 01:17:21,338 --> 01:17:29,338 And Appoint me to the tribune of the people 750 01:17:32,297 --> 01:17:36,835 Rienzi you be praised and glory be to your name 751 01:17:36,963 --> 01:17:41,206 You are garlanded with laurels Blessed be thy people 752 01:17:41,338 --> 01:17:45,711 As long as Rome is The end of the world 753 01:17:45,838 --> 01:17:51,172 Do your name not die You Peace great hero 754 01:17:53,422 --> 01:17:56,585 Rienzi, blessed be you And glory be your name 755 01:17:56,713 --> 01:18:00,873 = = You are garlanded with laurels Blessed be thy people 756 01:18:01,005 --> 01:18:05,828 As long as Rome is The end of the world 757 01:18:05,963 --> 01:18:10,834 Do your name not die You Peace great hero 758 01:18:39,672 --> 01:18:41,662 How are you, Gretchen? 759 01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:47,333 - Are you still mad at me, Shlomo? - I? 760 01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:51,082 Why does the Jews always with a question? 761 01:18:51,213 --> 01:18:55,124 Why should we not respond to that question? 762 01:18:57,922 --> 01:19:00,208 I missed you, my dove. 763 01:19:08,172 --> 01:19:12,212 - I am ashamed. - You do not do. 764 01:19:12,338 --> 01:19:15,621 - Now, write it in your book. - What? 765 01:19:15,755 --> 01:19:20,128 That I betrayed you. As Judas betrayed Christ. 766 01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:24,201 But we Jews do not believe in the New Testament. 767 01:20:10,172 --> 01:20:16,286 Hitler, this is kitsch. And the worst kind. 768 01:20:17,755 --> 01:20:20,919 But here you like. 769 01:20:21,588 --> 01:20:27,170 "How to get power over others... Success guaranteed." 770 01:20:38,463 --> 01:20:40,668 Close your eyes. 771 01:20:41,838 --> 01:20:45,370 Now I count to ten. 772 01:20:46,172 --> 01:20:51,789 A: Their main becomes easier and easier. 773 01:20:51,922 --> 01:20:57,421 Two: Your breathing becomes slower and slower. 774 01:20:58,047 --> 01:21:04,707 Three: Your arms become heavier and heavier. 775 01:21:04,838 --> 01:21:11,001 - Fire: The brands do not... - I do not want to be a painter anymore. 776 01:21:11,130 --> 01:21:14,377 It was just a tactical ploy to fools. 777 01:21:15,672 --> 01:21:19,251 I want something completely different. 778 01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:22,876 - Such as...? - Worldwide. 779 01:21:23,797 --> 01:21:25,622 The whole world...? 780 01:21:25,755 --> 01:21:30,329 Yes... England with all its gay. 781 01:21:30,463 --> 01:21:35,286 And Russia with its musicians. I want everything! 782 01:21:35,422 --> 01:21:41,703 Be sensible, Adolf. Think of how different all people. 783 01:21:41,838 --> 01:21:46,910 Nonsense. I would stand there with a giant whip- 784 01:21:47,047 --> 01:21:50,792 - and drive all these people to the end of the world. 785 01:21:50,922 --> 01:21:54,868 They must be tightly assembled in a neat row along the edge. 786 01:21:55,005 --> 01:21:58,999 Earth is round, Adolf. 787 01:21:59,130 --> 01:22:04,001 - It has no end. And no edge. - We need change! 788 01:22:04,130 --> 01:22:06,879 Everyone should hang from the earth's edge 789 01:22:07,005 --> 01:22:13,712 - Until I stepped on their fingers, and falls screaming down. 790 01:22:19,630 --> 01:22:20,792 What do you think? 791 01:22:24,088 --> 01:22:28,461 If you so much as reveal a word of our conversations in your book- 792 01:22:28,588 --> 01:22:32,036 - then you will die, jude! So I speak no more with you. 793 01:22:32,172 --> 01:22:36,746 Even when I let your ashes spread by the wind. 794 01:22:43,922 --> 01:22:48,662 Life is an incurable disease... Coffee...? 795 01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:53,620 Coffee kills brain cells and allow varicose veins. 796 01:22:53,755 --> 01:22:57,998 I must say that I admire your courage. 797 01:22:59,672 --> 01:23:02,338 This is what I know like about Vienna: 798 01:23:02,463 --> 01:23:06,457 nicotine hanging in the lounges and cafés. 799 01:23:07,672 --> 01:23:12,744 - They write a book, right? - Yes, I'm trying. 800 01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:16,577 - What's it about? - About you. 801 01:23:16,713 --> 01:23:19,960 - What's the book? - "My struggle". 802 01:23:21,047 --> 01:23:24,495 With the death? Who will win? 803 01:23:25,963 --> 01:23:31,498 - Love. - Is love stronger than death? 804 01:23:31,630 --> 01:23:33,668 I've never heard. 805 01:23:34,547 --> 01:23:35,874 Excuse me. 806 01:23:37,755 --> 01:23:41,168 Watch Ringer. 807 01:23:53,588 --> 01:23:56,373 I have an appointment. 808 01:23:56,505 --> 01:24:01,577 A man from Waldviertel. 809 01:24:01,713 --> 01:24:07,544 His love was shown not strong enough . Nice to talk to you, gentlemen. 810 01:24:34,713 --> 01:24:36,834 It's not a good idea. 811 01:24:42,422 --> 01:24:43,962 Hello! 812 01:24:52,547 --> 01:24:56,043 Watch Ringer. 813 01:25:17,297 --> 01:25:20,164 Well, my little fat boy. 814 01:25:22,338 --> 01:25:24,210 Wow. 815 01:25:26,922 --> 01:25:30,334 Watch Ringer. 816 01:25:51,172 --> 01:25:53,458 Close your eyes. 817 01:25:57,588 --> 01:26:00,373 Now I count to ten. 818 01:26:01,838 --> 01:26:08,878 A: Their main becomes easier and easier. 819 01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:16,829 Two: Your breathing becomes slower and slower. 820 01:26:18,213 --> 01:26:23,748 Three: They can no longer brand feet. 821 01:26:29,672 --> 01:26:31,497 Your hair, Gretchen... 822 01:26:32,797 --> 01:26:36,542 ... Driver of healthy feelings of the people. 823 01:26:36,672 --> 01:26:40,582 Be wary from now on and forever- 824 01:26:40,713 --> 01:26:44,577 - Against all attempts on race pollution. 825 01:26:44,713 --> 01:26:49,086 - Especially against the Jew Shlomo. - I'll take care of. 826 01:26:49,213 --> 01:26:50,623 Away! 827 01:26:52,922 --> 01:26:57,544 Swear that you never will visit Jew Shlomo. " 828 01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:00,871 I swear. 829 01:27:06,213 --> 01:27:08,536 And now... 830 01:27:09,713 --> 01:27:11,751 Dress of. 831 01:27:23,755 --> 01:27:25,829 Where is Schlomo? 832 01:27:33,047 --> 01:27:37,870 - You must have a real woman. - With big boobs. 833 01:27:38,005 --> 01:27:41,667 - And a juicy pussy. - Someone who knows how to do. 834 01:27:41,797 --> 01:27:46,501 Friends, I could stay in a pussy, if I just had my snaps. 835 01:27:46,630 --> 01:27:51,501 - And friends to shoot rats. - Cursed good idea. 836 01:27:51,630 --> 01:27:54,912 match starts, comrades. 837 01:27:55,047 --> 01:27:58,993 From today we shoot on something else entirely. 838 01:27:59,130 --> 01:28:03,337 We must organize ourselves against the Jewish conspiracy. 839 01:28:03,463 --> 01:28:05,537 We founds the pangermanske civil protection. 840 01:28:05,672 --> 01:28:09,369 - Exactly! Hail victory! - Sieg Heil! 841 01:28:09,505 --> 01:28:11,543 Mod parasites! 842 01:28:13,005 --> 01:28:17,081 - Does the old really death? - It's a female. 843 01:28:19,005 --> 01:28:23,413 Or is she such a Danube blunder niks like yourself? 844 01:28:23,547 --> 01:28:26,213 She is what she says. Just like me. 845 01:28:26,338 --> 01:28:31,292 This crazed city is full of people like are not what they pretend to be. 846 01:28:31,422 --> 01:28:34,455 But who is it? 847 01:28:35,297 --> 01:28:39,788 - Lobkowitz, I'm afraid. - I warned you. 848 01:28:51,547 --> 01:28:56,334 You disappoint me, Herzl. I invited you and you stole from me. 849 01:28:56,463 --> 01:29:00,457 And just to save your own miserable life. 850 01:29:00,588 --> 01:29:03,373 Should love be stronger than me? 851 01:29:03,505 --> 01:29:06,538 When it really counts, shit the pants. 852 01:29:06,672 --> 01:29:11,792 You thought that you were immortal if you let the cards disappear? 853 01:29:11,922 --> 01:29:14,043 It was not my card. 854 01:29:16,422 --> 01:29:19,918 - Where was it? - I can not say. 855 01:29:20,047 --> 01:29:22,002 Hit it. 856 01:29:23,838 --> 01:29:26,043 It's gone! 857 01:29:45,213 --> 01:29:47,784 Hitler? 858 01:29:47,922 --> 01:29:52,046 - Yes. - They can not love the rabble? 859 01:29:52,172 --> 01:29:55,537 No one, not even your friend here, can not stand him. 860 01:29:55,672 --> 01:29:59,961 The scripture says: Love your enemy as yourself. 861 01:30:00,088 --> 01:30:02,458 And Hitler is not even my enemy. 862 01:30:02,588 --> 01:30:06,120 He's just very young... and stupid. 863 01:30:07,672 --> 01:30:13,005 I do not know what will become of him. Maybe he is righteous. 864 01:30:13,130 --> 01:30:16,661 And maybe it's my job to make sure he gets it. 865 01:30:16,797 --> 01:30:21,786 And if he becomes a criminal? So is the accomplice. 866 01:30:21,922 --> 01:30:27,705 But why not try? "Tomorrow" is another word for hope. 867 01:30:29,213 --> 01:30:35,127 Good. They have extended Hitler miserable life for a few days. 868 01:30:35,797 --> 01:30:39,660 - Is this what you wanted? - It may be the whole point, yes. 869 01:30:40,297 --> 01:30:44,539 To persuade and slow death. 870 01:31:02,380 --> 01:31:05,580 Are you sure you will save them there? 871 01:31:05,713 --> 01:31:11,828 The next time there is not only salt in the locker! Fucking monster. 872 01:31:26,213 --> 01:31:28,251 What was that "fellatio" was? 873 01:31:34,213 --> 01:31:36,287 - Have you swept the floor? - No. 874 01:31:36,422 --> 01:31:40,498 Stopped my socks? Street my pants? 875 01:31:40,630 --> 01:31:44,494 Have you read "Völkischer Beobachter"? 876 01:31:47,463 --> 01:31:49,253 Yes. 877 01:31:49,380 --> 01:31:53,836 The Jews transforms every little fart to a sermon. 878 01:31:53,963 --> 01:31:56,534 Barber me. 879 01:31:56,672 --> 01:32:03,912 You wasted my humanity. I'm not a butler or nanny. 880 01:32:04,047 --> 01:32:06,665 Pull yourself together, or you're out. 881 01:32:11,755 --> 01:32:15,914 In the last week you have assigned you some of the worst habits- 882 01:32:16,047 --> 01:32:19,045 - both the German and Jewish. 883 01:32:19,172 --> 01:32:24,671 If you do not want to work, you can at least learn to wipe your ass- 884 01:32:24,797 --> 01:32:29,004 - something your mother clearly has taught you. 885 01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:32,499 Careful otherwise you will end up as dinner. 886 01:32:32,630 --> 01:32:36,706 If you throw the holy bible against my beloved bird again... 887 01:32:36,838 --> 01:32:41,163 ... I cut your pagan neck! - Certainly. 888 01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:47,296 At least we know where we stand. I thought we were friends. 889 01:32:53,047 --> 01:32:56,495 - One more step and I stifle it. - No, I beg you. 890 01:32:56,630 --> 01:33:01,501 - You win. - The cup is full, jew. 891 01:33:02,713 --> 01:33:04,206 Request sins. 892 01:33:17,713 --> 01:33:21,293 Away with your hands! One, two, three... 893 01:33:21,422 --> 01:33:22,749 Himmlischst! 894 01:33:22,880 --> 01:33:27,786 It will never happen again, Mitzi. I promise. 895 01:33:27,922 --> 01:33:31,536 I throw the monster out. 896 01:33:33,047 --> 01:33:39,375 The accused suspected to have... 897 01:33:39,505 --> 01:33:44,577 ... Acted immoral and antisocial- 898 01:33:44,713 --> 01:33:49,750 - against the minor victim. 899 01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:52,915 He accused herewith... 900 01:33:53,047 --> 01:33:56,495 Distinguished fellow citizens... 901 01:33:59,672 --> 01:34:02,042 - Poor child. - Totally helpless. 902 01:34:02,172 --> 01:34:03,830 Unscrupulous! 903 01:34:06,463 --> 01:34:08,335 And raceskænding. 904 01:34:12,380 --> 01:34:14,703 And the offender's name? 905 01:34:23,630 --> 01:34:26,379 How shall it be me? 906 01:34:26,505 --> 01:34:31,458 Bad. I treated young Hitler as my own son. 907 01:34:32,713 --> 01:34:36,956 - It could be worse. - How so? 908 01:34:37,630 --> 01:34:42,832 - He distorted Gretchen's head. - It could be much worse. 909 01:34:42,963 --> 01:34:45,534 What do you mean? 910 01:34:45,672 --> 01:34:49,251 Boy I saw as a son throw me in jail! 911 01:34:49,380 --> 01:34:55,377 He seduces the girl I love and forcing her to testify against me. 912 01:34:55,505 --> 01:35:01,584 - Say how it could be worse! - It could have happened to me. 913 01:35:01,713 --> 01:35:04,332 Eat something first. 914 01:35:06,213 --> 01:35:10,752 A young hvedegiffel with butter, apricot jam- 915 01:35:10,880 --> 01:35:14,577 - linden flower honey, orange juice 916 01:35:14,713 --> 01:35:17,747 - two fried eggs and café au lait au lit. 917 01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:19,670 Here you go, gentlemen. 918 01:35:20,463 --> 01:35:22,205 What do you of me? 919 01:35:22,338 --> 01:35:25,502 Work as chief has finished. 920 01:35:25,630 --> 01:35:29,789 Without a doubt a masterpiece book that you gave birth. 921 01:35:29,922 --> 01:35:32,671 - Where is it? - What? 922 01:35:32,797 --> 01:35:36,743 - Your masterpiece. - "My struggle". 923 01:35:36,880 --> 01:35:38,503 It is not finished. 924 01:35:38,630 --> 01:35:44,958 If everything goes well, what I question is the maybe readable in a few months. 925 01:35:45,088 --> 01:35:47,411 - Shlomo... - Yes? 926 01:35:54,880 --> 01:35:56,421 Where is it? 927 01:35:59,130 --> 01:36:03,171 You mean the one where it says that your thighs are like jewels... 928 01:36:04,713 --> 01:36:10,413 ... And your breasts as cups, where the sweetest milk flowing. 929 01:36:17,255 --> 01:36:20,668 Do your dad stick his stinking cock- 930 01:36:20,797 --> 01:36:24,660 - in your rotten mother's imperial pussy! 931 01:36:24,797 --> 01:36:27,250 Where is it?! 932 01:36:27,380 --> 01:36:31,125 Quiet, Gretchen. 933 01:36:31,255 --> 01:36:33,495 Girl is impatient. 934 01:36:34,838 --> 01:36:38,666 - Let me explain Shlomo... - Jews like explanations. 935 01:36:39,838 --> 01:36:42,409 It would be easier, if you gave us the book. 936 01:36:44,547 --> 01:36:48,671 We will study your masterpiece before leaving it to posterity. 937 01:36:48,797 --> 01:36:51,960 I followed your advice and became a politician. 938 01:36:55,172 --> 01:37:01,998 As the bear now has chosen me to a life in the public- 939 01:37:02,130 --> 01:37:05,958 - I must protect my reputation and avoid false impression. 940 01:37:06,088 --> 01:37:11,160 In your so-called diary is one or two hints... 941 01:37:11,297 --> 01:37:15,373 - Ten! ... Which I find offensive. 942 01:37:16,255 --> 01:37:22,619 In your inimitable prose describes some of my inadequacies. 943 01:37:23,547 --> 01:37:26,959 History falsification is a legitimate ploy. 944 01:37:27,088 --> 01:37:30,039 But in my case, at the beginning of my new career 945 01:37:30,172 --> 01:37:35,623 - can lead to misunderstanding among masses whose support I need. 946 01:37:35,755 --> 01:37:42,830 Do not misunderstand me. It is not to censor your masterpiece. 947 01:37:42,963 --> 01:37:48,498 However, if you would be so kind let's look at the script- 948 01:37:48,630 --> 01:37:54,129 - We think it might need to make a few remarks- 949 01:37:54,255 --> 01:37:57,786 - to, if required, correct one or two... 950 01:37:57,922 --> 01:38:01,619 - 20! ... Wrong impression. 951 01:38:09,672 --> 01:38:13,500 Where is the damn book?! 952 01:38:16,213 --> 01:38:21,499 Why do not you give the book to beast, then he will be satisfied? 953 01:38:21,630 --> 01:38:23,834 Hitler will never be satisfied. 954 01:38:24,588 --> 01:38:26,911 So get the whole an unhappy ending. 955 01:38:49,005 --> 01:38:51,707 "... And then they lived happily of their lives." 956 01:39:21,463 --> 01:39:24,876 - Where are you going? - To Germany with Hitler and the others. 957 01:39:25,005 --> 01:39:29,876 We are already over 40 Our struggle to spread like wildfire. 958 01:39:30,005 --> 01:39:33,536 Protector is funded of many venerable people. 959 01:39:33,672 --> 01:39:37,251 - People who want to order. - You're not going anywhere. 960 01:39:37,380 --> 01:39:40,995 Otherwise I report you to the police for your little boys. 961 01:39:41,130 --> 01:39:45,455 Then we will see who is children scold here. 962 01:39:45,588 --> 01:39:47,129 Head... 963 01:40:06,672 --> 01:40:11,791 From today we turn back, comrades. 964 01:40:11,922 --> 01:40:16,793 We need to find the book before we go to go and smoke the rats out! 965 01:40:16,922 --> 01:40:19,291 We turn every stone! 966 01:40:22,463 --> 01:40:27,121 Finally, some who cleans out in the pigsty! 967 01:41:32,963 --> 01:41:39,043 And if he saved it in colon prygler we it out afham. 968 01:41:50,505 --> 01:41:53,172 Pack your things. You can go. 969 01:41:57,588 --> 01:42:02,376 You can thank Mr Hitler and his fiancee. 970 01:42:03,338 --> 01:42:06,206 Good people. 971 01:42:19,088 --> 01:42:25,416 He persuaded the young Franz to withdraw the charges against you 972 01:42:26,588 --> 01:42:30,629 But børneskændere like you not like here. 973 01:42:49,088 --> 01:42:52,003 Come on. 974 01:42:54,213 --> 01:42:56,121 Come here. 975 01:42:58,963 --> 01:43:01,878 I have heard that you, after all the book, my good Herzl. 976 01:43:02,797 --> 01:43:05,166 Sin. "My struggle" is a good title. 977 01:43:05,297 --> 01:43:08,911 I ate it. If the book is gone, is the problem away. 978 01:43:09,047 --> 01:43:11,370 - Not at all. - Why not? 979 01:43:11,505 --> 01:43:16,079 You are the problem. The book is inside your head. 980 01:43:18,713 --> 01:43:21,332 What should I do to you, Shlomo? 981 01:43:21,463 --> 01:43:26,416 Had you had a nice tattoo could we have done a lampshade of you. 982 01:43:28,172 --> 01:43:32,876 It was a joke. I'll take you to Munich as a good-luck charm. 983 01:43:33,005 --> 01:43:36,666 A little stores before the journey can not hurt. 984 01:43:36,797 --> 01:43:40,707 The game is over, Hitler. Down there. 985 01:43:45,005 --> 01:43:47,291 Finita la commedia. 986 01:43:48,505 --> 01:43:52,084 Did you hear that? 987 01:44:01,630 --> 01:44:05,706 Idiots. One will be to God, the second death. 988 01:44:05,838 --> 01:44:09,962 And the third love me. This is laughable. 989 01:44:11,755 --> 01:44:16,626 We need to teach death craftsmanship. This is the start of a wonderful friendship. 990 01:44:16,755 --> 01:44:19,125 Himmlischst, grab them! 991 01:44:22,380 --> 01:44:25,413 Now it's time to say goodbye. 992 01:44:27,088 --> 01:44:33,168 Efterfem years of misery in this corrupt city... 993 01:44:33,922 --> 01:44:37,003 Five years of wear... 994 01:44:37,130 --> 01:44:41,669 Stop! Stop them! 995 01:44:49,380 --> 01:44:51,418 Now you need to get a joke. 996 01:44:51,547 --> 01:44:55,872 Two men hanging on the cross. The one groan. 997 01:44:56,005 --> 01:44:59,453 The second asks: "Does it hurt?" 998 01:44:59,588 --> 01:45:01,958 "Only when I laugh." 999 01:45:06,963 --> 01:45:13,161 But I thank you for the sufferings of Vienna has given me my people back 1000 01:45:13,297 --> 01:45:17,337 - and because I have learned to distinguish 1001 01:45:17,463 --> 01:45:22,500 - between the victim and the perpetrator! 1002 01:45:28,755 --> 01:45:33,377 Heinrich, you are a loser! 1003 01:45:33,505 --> 01:45:36,953 Where are you? 1004 01:45:37,838 --> 01:45:40,623 Himmlischst! 1005 01:45:46,047 --> 01:45:48,961 You are an incorrigible optimist. 1006 01:45:49,088 --> 01:45:52,703 Set up personal hygiene. Now! 1007 01:45:52,838 --> 01:45:56,500 People laughed at me because I was a prophet. 1008 01:45:58,880 --> 01:46:00,918 In two rows in the yard. 1009 01:46:01,047 --> 01:46:05,206 Of the many who laughed at the time there are many which are not laughing now. 1010 01:46:07,380 --> 01:46:11,326 Of the many who still clay, many will soon not laugh anymore. 1011 01:46:11,463 --> 01:46:13,703 Speed on! 1012 01:46:23,505 --> 01:46:26,040 Last night I dreamed something. 1013 01:46:27,047 --> 01:46:32,415 Six o'clock woke me with tea, fat and rusks. 1014 01:46:33,588 --> 01:46:38,660 And then breakfast. Four dishes and Kaiserschmarrn. 1015 01:46:38,797 --> 01:46:44,248 And then lunch. Eight dishes and Kaiserschmarrn. 1016 01:46:45,547 --> 01:46:47,870 Siesta with cake. 1017 01:46:48,005 --> 01:46:51,252 Five o'clock: Sandwich and Sachertorte. 1018 01:46:52,713 --> 01:46:57,620 Dinner: Ten dishes and more Kaiserschmarrn. 1019 01:46:57,755 --> 01:47:03,953 Supper 10 pm: Beluga caviar and lobster "American Style". 1020 01:47:05,547 --> 01:47:11,247 Till midnight snack: Warm milk and Mozart balls. 1021 01:47:12,255 --> 01:47:14,293 And... 1022 01:47:15,630 --> 01:47:19,375 ... They do not give me permission to fucking.