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You sure you wanna go with that outfit?

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Milo, tomorrow's my first day
of middle school.

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I want something that says,

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"I didn't grow up around mortals,

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"but I totally know what pre-algebra is."

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- Do you?
- Yeah.

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It's… before algebra.

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Show me the one I picked out again.

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All right. Slay-us all day-us.

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Yeah, if I could do it over again,

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that's what I'd wear on my first day.

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Listen, people, I'm trying to finalize
tomorrow morning's bathroom schedule.

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Milo, I'm gonna need you to get ready

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- in a minute and a half.
- No problem.

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I'll just skip brushing my teeth
and pee in the shower.

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Perfect. And Billie-he,
are you wearing a scuba suit?

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Milo's helping me pick out
an outfit for school.

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You only get one first day.
I wanna make sure I fit in.

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Oh, you wanna fit in?

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Then, no, I'd wear the other one.

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Billie, middle school
in Staten Island is a jungle.

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Takes more than just an outfit to fit in.

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You gotta find your people.

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I mean, if I didn't have
my best friend, Winter,

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I'd be eating lunch in Dad's office alone.

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You do eat lunch in Dad's office.

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Yes, but with Winter.

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Winter's always got my back.

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You don't just make a friend
like that overnight.

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Roman, I know how to make friends.

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I've changed schools like a million times.

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I'll have my own Winter
by the end of the day.

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Maybe ten Winters.

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Okay, ten seems like a lot, but one, easy.

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But not in this outfit.

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Even I'd make fun of me in this outfit.

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♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪

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♪ When you can have what you want ♪

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♪ By the simplest of means ♪

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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

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♪ Yes, please ♪

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♪ What it seems ♪

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Let me get this straight.

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Your dad was a wizard,
but your mom wasn't.

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Your sister's a wizard,
but your brother isn't.

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And you weren't supposed to be a wizard
after you lost the family competition,

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but you got to keep your powers
because you were named

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the youngest headmaster
in the history of Wiz-Tech

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- until you got fired?
- I prefer to say "Got let go,"

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but, uh, yeah, you got the gist of it.

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- This is overwhelming.
- Giada.

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Love, listen, I know all this wizard stuff

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can be a lot, but I promise you,

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absolutely nothing is gonna change.

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Check it out! Billie gave me a tail!

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Nothing's gonna change?

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Okay, that was unfortunate timing.

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Billie!

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- Why does Milo have a tail?
- He asked for it.

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Oh, look how excited he is!

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I'm gonna pick up a glass with it.

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No. Uh.

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Lose the tail.

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Aw, man!

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I already cut holes in all my pants!

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It's gonna take me a while to get used

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to this whole magic thing.

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See, Billie, this is why
I don't want you using magic.

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It freaks mortals out.

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Wait, I can't use magic at school?

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How am I supposed to make friends?

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Being a wizard
is the coolest thing about me.

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You don't have to worry
about being cool, okay?

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I wasn't cool in middle school,
and, uh, look at me now.

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Honey, not helping.

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Billie, you're gonna do great.
Just be yourself.

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Right. Be myself.

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Without being a wizard, which is myself.

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Sorry, Billie. No magic, okay?
I don't make the rules.

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Actually, I do make the rules, okay?

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So, no magic.

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It's gonna be okay.
You're not gonna be there alone.

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- You'll have Roman.
- Come on, Dad. Let's get moving.

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Oh, I got the yearn. The yearn to learn.

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Nice!

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- Whoo!
- Whoo!

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Dude, how cool are we?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, I'm making a new friend today.

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This is middle school?
You called it the jungle.

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Roman, what did I tell you
about calling my school

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"the jungle"?

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That it's an insult
to the hardworking educators

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doing their best
to shape young minds.

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Exactly.

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Well, I better get to my office.
My new assistant starts today,

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and I wanna get
his first-day gift basket ready.

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So, have a magical day.

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Not a magical day.

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You know what I mean.

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Hmm. One of these lucky mortals
is about to be my new friend,

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and they don't even know it.
Is it him or her? Ooh! Or her?

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Talia Markowitz? Good luck.

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She's so cool,
Selena Gomez follows her.

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Never heard of this Gomez lady.

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But Talia Markowitz,
prepare to get BFF'd.

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Ooh, I love your jacket, is it dragon?

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Uh. I meant faux dragon.
I would never wear real dragon.

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They're endangered.

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I meant, not real!

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So, how'd it go?

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I'm still talking to you, aren't I?

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Milo, carpool's here!

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If you don't hurry up,

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Mrs. Bianchi's gonna come in to say hi.

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With Anita Bianchi,
"Hi" is never just "hi."

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Do you have everything?

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Mom, I have three substitutes today.

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All I need is my lunch,

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and a funny fake name to give them.

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I'm thinking "Howard Butts."

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- Not Harry Butts?
- Harry Butts?

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- Mom, you're a genius!
- Ooh!

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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What'd you forget?

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- Hello?
- Hey, down here.

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- Who said that?
- I did.

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No, no!
That's impossible.

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You're… you're a frog. Frogs don't talk.

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I'm not a frog.

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- I'm a Messenger Gibble.
- A messenger what?

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Never mind. I'm a frog.

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Look, Alex sent me with a message.

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Oh, Justin said nothing's gonna change,

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and now, I'm talking to a frog.

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Look, I can tell
you're going through some stuff.

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So, will you just let Justin know

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that a Phantomus has been detected

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- in Staten Island?
- A what?

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A Phantomus.

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It's a smoke monster that hunts wizards

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by tracking their magic.

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So, it's extra important
that nobody does magic

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outside their family lair.

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Got it. Talking lair,
wizard hunting frog,

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no magic outside the smoke monster,

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- is that right?
- Not even close.

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So, why don't you just take me to Justin,

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- and I'll tell him myself?
- Sure!

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Yeah, it's my one day off from carpool,

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and I'm still driving to school.

155
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So, if you're not sitting
with anybody else at lunch,

156
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I was thinking
maybe we could eat together.

157
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Is it because I called you
a mud Wampus?

158
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Hey, that was the mascot
at my old school, so, my bad?

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Making friends was so easy
in the wizard world.

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Now, I'm getting rejected
by a mud Wampus.

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- Badger.
- Badger.

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Why can't I remember that?

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I told you
mortal middle school's really hard.

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You're not just gonna
magically make friends.

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Especially when I can't use magic.

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- Unless…
- You can't use magic!

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Sorry I'm late. On my way to school,

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I saw that guy from those bus ads.

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Wait, the one with the mustache?

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Yeah, and get this.
He was getting on a bus.

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He was in the bus
and on the bus at the same time!

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Please tell me you got a picture.

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- You know I did.
- Yeah!

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- I love it.
- I knew you'd love it.

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I don't get it.

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Oh, Winter, this is Billie.

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She's, uh,
she's staying with us for a while.

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Nice to meet you.

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Well, see you later, Billie.

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The only bummer
is chasing that bus made me late.

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I didn't get here in time
to get a breakfast burrito.

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Winter, it's just a regular burrito.

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Any burrito you eat before lunch
is a breakfast burrito.

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I'm starving.

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If someone gave me one right now,
I'd be their friend for life.

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Friend for life, huh?

187
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Burrito completo.

188
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Hey, guys, wait up.

189
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Is that a burrito?

190
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Yeah, I guess I got the last one.

191
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You wouldn't wanna split it, would ya?

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That's so nice!

193
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Wait, that wasn't on the floor, was it?

194
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Sometimes they drop 'em on the floor.

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You know what? I don't wanna know.

196
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Something stinks around here,

197
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and for the first time,
it's not the burrito.

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I smell magic. The wizard is near.

199
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I can't believe it!

200
00:09:06,441 --> 00:09:09,194
I was telling you how worried I was
about that math test,

201
00:09:09,278 --> 00:09:11,572
and then Mrs. Rodriguez
just gave me all the answers.

202
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It was like she couldn't help herself!

203
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If I didn't know any better,

204
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I'd say she had a truth spell cast on her.

205
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Truth spell? That's hilarious.

206
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You're hilarious, Billie.

207
00:09:20,789 --> 00:09:22,791
I am hilarious, aren't I?

208
00:09:24,459 --> 00:09:27,004
Oh, no. I think I lost my notebook.

209
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- This notebook?
- No way!

210
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Are you a magician or something?

211
00:09:35,262 --> 00:09:36,638
What?

212
00:09:36,722 --> 00:09:38,432
No, I'm just a really good friend

213
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who happened to know
that my new friend

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left her notebook behind.

215
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Nothing magic about that,
unless you count the magic of friendship.

216
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Oh, I definitely do.

217
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That was the hardest test I've ever taken.

218
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How'd you guys get done so fast?

219
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Mrs. Rodriguez didn't give you
the answers?

220
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Give me the answers?
Why would she give me the an…

221
00:10:00,787 --> 00:10:03,832
Billie, can I talk to you
for a second?

222
00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:05,647
I know what you're doing.

223
00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:08,211
You're using magic
to trick Winter into liking you.

224
00:10:08,378 --> 00:10:11,173
You were supposed to find
your own Winter, not take mine.

225
00:10:11,548 --> 00:10:14,176
Hey, Billie, I just had the best idea.

226
00:10:14,259 --> 00:10:15,552
Wanna be my lab partner?

227
00:10:15,677 --> 00:10:17,346
I don't know what that is, but I'm in.

228
00:10:17,429 --> 00:10:19,431
Ooh! Too bad you can't,

229
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because Billie's not in honor science.

230
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So, let's go, my Winter.

231
00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:27,981
Okay, my Roman.
Are we doing this now?

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It's kinda awkward, but in a fun way.

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Bye, my Billie.

234
00:10:32,361 --> 00:10:34,601
See, it doesn't mean anything
if you do it with everyone.

235
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Honor science, huh?

236
00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:44,915
Hey, guys, good news!

237
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So, I just checked my schedule.
Turns out I am in honor science.

238
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We have all the same classes.
This is unbelievable!

239
00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,883
This is unbelievable.

240
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Perfect. We can be lab partners!
Today, we're dissecting frogs.

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If that sounds gross,
that's because it is.

242
00:11:02,641 --> 00:11:04,184
But I'm your lab partner.

243
00:11:07,521 --> 00:11:10,357
See how long you can keep
your new friend without this.

244
00:11:17,406 --> 00:11:19,449
And this is my assistant, Marcus.

245
00:11:19,574 --> 00:11:21,260
Marcus, how are you enjoying
your gift basket?

246
00:11:21,284 --> 00:11:22,387
Oh, I love it.

247
00:11:22,411 --> 00:11:23,971
I love it more than anything
I've ever gotten

248
00:11:23,995 --> 00:11:24,996
in my entire life.

249
00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:28,583
Well, why don't you have a seat
in my office?

250
00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:30,377
I'll be right in. Yeah, okay.

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00:11:31,253 --> 00:11:33,171
Okay, look,
these people are from the PTA

252
00:11:33,255 --> 00:11:35,525
and I'm finally gonna
convince them to fund my Snack Shack,

253
00:11:35,549 --> 00:11:37,110
so, I don't want
any interruptions, all right?

254
00:11:37,134 --> 00:11:39,344
- Nothing. You got it?
- What if there's a fire?

255
00:11:40,762 --> 00:11:42,514
Well, obviously, if there's a fire.

256
00:11:43,348 --> 00:11:46,309
Got it.
Interrupt only when there's a fire.

257
00:11:46,435 --> 00:11:48,729
Nobody goes in except the fire department.

258
00:11:48,812 --> 00:11:50,355
You can count on me, Mr. Russo.

259
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,958
You're gonna be a lot of fun.

260
00:11:51,982 --> 00:11:52,983
I can tell.

261
00:11:56,987 --> 00:12:00,115
Are we there yet?
I'm dying in here.

262
00:12:00,198 --> 00:12:02,951
It smells like old lip gloss
and prescription deodorant.

263
00:12:03,034 --> 00:12:05,495
Quit going through my stuff!

264
00:12:06,705 --> 00:12:08,540
Excuse me, is my husband here?

265
00:12:08,665 --> 00:12:10,876
I hope not. This is a middle school.

266
00:12:12,544 --> 00:12:14,337
No, my husband is the vice principal.

267
00:12:14,421 --> 00:12:16,173
- You work for him.
- I do.

268
00:12:16,256 --> 00:12:20,010
And my job is to not let anyone
into that office.

269
00:12:20,135 --> 00:12:22,137
Mr. Russo is in a very important meeting,

270
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:24,765
- and can't be disturbed.
- But I'm his wife, so…

271
00:12:25,223 --> 00:12:27,768
Outside these doors,
that might mean something.

272
00:12:27,851 --> 00:12:30,812
But in here, I'm in charge. So, park it.

273
00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:34,399
Listen, I have something
in this bag I need to show him.

274
00:12:34,524 --> 00:12:37,110
Well, why don't you give it to me,
and then I'll show it to him.

275
00:12:40,906 --> 00:12:43,366
- You know what? I'll wait.
- Hmm.

276
00:12:48,205 --> 00:12:50,499
And that's how we got the cat
out of the tree.

277
00:12:50,582 --> 00:12:52,542
It was a cat, not a gargoyle.

278
00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:54,461
I know I said gargoyle, I meant cat.

279
00:12:54,669 --> 00:12:56,630
I sometimes get those words confused.

280
00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:58,048
Me too.

281
00:12:58,131 --> 00:12:59,341
- Really?
- No.

282
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,012
Oh, man, I got the wobbly stool.

283
00:13:04,137 --> 00:13:05,972
Uh. Allow me
to fix that for you.

284
00:13:07,849 --> 00:13:09,226
Where's my wand?

285
00:13:09,351 --> 00:13:11,645
Your wand? What are you talking about?

286
00:13:12,479 --> 00:13:14,022
I didn't say "wand."

287
00:13:14,898 --> 00:13:16,483
Yes, you did. I heard you.

288
00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:18,610
I mean, it's not exactly
an easy word to mix up,

289
00:13:18,693 --> 00:13:20,320
like cat and gargoyle.

290
00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:23,198
I… I really didn't say "wand."

291
00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:25,617
Okay, if you say you didn't, you didn't.

292
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:28,036
I mean, why would you lie to me?
We're friends.

293
00:13:28,787 --> 00:13:31,039
- We're friends?
- Aren't we?

294
00:13:31,623 --> 00:13:34,459
Yeah, we are. And since we are,

295
00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:36,211
there's something I should tell you.

296
00:13:36,628 --> 00:13:37,629
I'm a wizard.

297
00:13:37,796 --> 00:13:39,965
But there's no such thing as wizards.

298
00:13:40,131 --> 00:13:43,218
- You don't have to lie.
- I'm not lying. I'm serious.

299
00:13:43,343 --> 00:13:45,029
This is the first time
I've been completely honest

300
00:13:45,053 --> 00:13:46,054
with you all day.

301
00:13:46,805 --> 00:13:48,890
That's not my favorite sentence.

302
00:13:49,933 --> 00:13:52,352
Look, I was worried
I wouldn't make a friend today.

303
00:13:52,435 --> 00:13:54,855
So, I used my magic
to get you the burrito,

304
00:13:54,938 --> 00:13:56,398
the test answers, your notebook.

305
00:13:56,481 --> 00:13:59,067
You know, to impress you,
to jump-start our friendship.

306
00:13:59,192 --> 00:14:01,778
You expect me to believe
that you're a wizard?

307
00:14:01,903 --> 00:14:04,781
Yes, I can prove it.
Just let me find my wand.

308
00:14:10,662 --> 00:14:13,373
Roman. I'll be right back.

309
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:17,377
I know you stole my wand.

310
00:14:17,502 --> 00:14:19,671
Like how you used magic
to steal my Winter.

311
00:14:21,423 --> 00:14:22,924
What… …what are you doing?

312
00:14:23,258 --> 00:14:25,010
I'm gonna sit with Roman.

313
00:14:25,093 --> 00:14:26,773
I'm saying
it's 'cause of the wobbly stool,

314
00:14:26,845 --> 00:14:28,645
but it's actually
'cause the last five minutes

315
00:14:28,722 --> 00:14:31,474
have taken a real weird turn.

316
00:14:38,398 --> 00:14:40,650
Hey, lady.

317
00:14:40,817 --> 00:14:42,110
How long are we gonna sit here?

318
00:14:42,193 --> 00:14:43,528
There's a Phantomus on the loose.

319
00:14:43,653 --> 00:14:46,531
This is Justin's work.
I can't barge in on his meeting.

320
00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:49,993
I'll look crazy…er
than I already do talking into my purse!

321
00:14:50,619 --> 00:14:52,996
Lady, a Phantomus possesses
a wizard it's hunting.

322
00:14:53,079 --> 00:14:54,873
And that wizard is never seen again.

323
00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:57,292
- How do you not know this?
- How would I?

324
00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,502
I didn't know wizards were real
until three days ago!

325
00:15:00,337 --> 00:15:03,548
Marcus.

326
00:15:05,008 --> 00:15:07,928
I think we got off
on the wrong foot.

327
00:15:08,303 --> 00:15:10,013
If I could just pop into Justin's office

328
00:15:10,096 --> 00:15:11,640
for just a quick second.

329
00:15:11,765 --> 00:15:12,933
No, no, no, no.

330
00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:16,770
I am not getting fired
on my first day… again.

331
00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:20,815
He gave me an order.
No one goes through that door.

332
00:15:21,066 --> 00:15:22,984
Okay, I won't go through

333
00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:26,404
- that door.
- Mm.

334
00:15:26,947 --> 00:15:29,866
You wanna dance, sister?
Let's dance!

335
00:15:31,284 --> 00:15:33,495
So, our Snack Shack will be stocked

336
00:15:33,578 --> 00:15:36,414
with delicious yet nutritious treats.

337
00:15:37,165 --> 00:15:42,128
Popcorn, pretzels, veggie sticks,

338
00:15:42,253 --> 00:15:47,467
fruit slices,
cheese cubes, raisins. Whoo-hoo!

339
00:15:48,259 --> 00:15:52,013
Kale, but as chips.
Beets, but as chips.

340
00:15:52,097 --> 00:15:56,351
Turnips, but as chips.
Zucchini, but as noodles.

341
00:15:56,434 --> 00:15:58,520
I'm kidding, it's chips.

342
00:16:01,356 --> 00:16:02,482
Uh.

343
00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:04,526
If you'll just excuse me for one moment,

344
00:16:04,609 --> 00:16:06,277
I will… I'll be right back.

345
00:16:10,573 --> 00:16:11,992
What… what is going on?

346
00:16:12,117 --> 00:16:13,757
I'm showing your assistant
what four years

347
00:16:13,785 --> 00:16:15,829
of varsity field hockey looks like.

348
00:16:16,705 --> 00:16:18,957
You didn't tell me
this job required cardio.

349
00:16:19,082 --> 00:16:20,542
I quit!

350
00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:22,752
Actually, I can't quit.

351
00:16:22,836 --> 00:16:24,421
I owe my parents four months’ rent.

352
00:16:24,629 --> 00:16:26,297
I'll see you tomorrow, Mr. Russo.

353
00:16:28,341 --> 00:16:30,510
Is he done for the day? It's only 1:00.

354
00:16:30,593 --> 00:16:33,138
Okay. Justin, we need to talk.

355
00:16:33,847 --> 00:16:34,848
Hey, Russo.

356
00:16:35,181 --> 00:16:37,767
Messenger frog.
Giada, that… that is not mine.

357
00:16:37,892 --> 00:16:40,061
I know, and it's not a frog.
It's a Gibble.

358
00:16:40,145 --> 00:16:42,355
He says there's a Phantomus
in Staten Island,

359
00:16:42,439 --> 00:16:44,107
and you and Billie are in danger

360
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:45,859
if you do magic outside the lair.

361
00:16:45,942 --> 00:16:49,029
Guess I didn't need
to bring you down here.

362
00:16:54,576 --> 00:16:57,912
- Winter, can we talk?
- Ooh! This should be good.

363
00:16:58,371 --> 00:17:00,206
- Alone.
- Fine.

364
00:17:04,169 --> 00:17:05,962
I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier,

365
00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,505
but I really am a wizard.

366
00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:13,595
- Why are you messing with me?
- I'm not. I swear.

367
00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:16,056
Hmm?

368
00:17:16,222 --> 00:17:18,433
If Roman would just give me my wand,

369
00:17:18,516 --> 00:17:22,020
I could prove it to you.

370
00:17:22,729 --> 00:17:25,023
Even if you were a wizard,
which you're not,

371
00:17:25,106 --> 00:17:27,233
it would mean
you've been tricking me all day.

372
00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:29,237
Does that sound like something
a friend would do?

373
00:17:31,404 --> 00:17:32,781
No, it doesn't.

374
00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:38,078
Roman, what are you doing?

375
00:17:39,496 --> 00:17:42,957
The young wizard belongs to us now.

376
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:45,168
Great, now Roman thinks he's a wizard.

377
00:17:48,296 --> 00:17:49,881
Well, Winter, that's not Roman.

378
00:17:57,514 --> 00:17:58,598
What's happening?

379
00:17:58,723 --> 00:18:00,517
Is this some crazy plan
to make me believe

380
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,601
that you're a wizard?

381
00:18:01,684 --> 00:18:03,478
Look, I'm not doing this!
Put him down!

382
00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:04,896
Never!

383
00:18:09,192 --> 00:18:10,610
- What are you doing?
- Helping!

384
00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:13,279
Do you have any idea
how hard it is to find a best friend?

385
00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:16,699
Mm, the young wizard is mine!

386
00:18:16,825 --> 00:18:18,743
No, he's not a wizard!

387
00:18:18,952 --> 00:18:22,413
He held the wand
whose magic I follow!

388
00:18:23,123 --> 00:18:26,042
It's not his wand, it's mine.
I'm the one you're after!

389
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,961
You are the wizard?

390
00:18:29,587 --> 00:18:32,674
- Roman, are you okay?
- Why wouldn't I be okay?

391
00:18:32,799 --> 00:18:34,092
Because that!

392
00:18:37,262 --> 00:18:40,265
Ah, you are the one I seek.

393
00:18:41,349 --> 00:18:43,077
Roman, give me my wand!

394
00:18:43,101 --> 00:18:44,477
I'm looking!

395
00:18:44,602 --> 00:18:46,604
- You really had it?
- I was teaching her a lesson.

396
00:18:46,771 --> 00:18:48,815
- How's that going?
- Not great!

397
00:18:49,774 --> 00:18:52,694
Guys, I need my wand!

398
00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:58,175
I can't believe there's a Phantomus
on the loose in Staten Island.

399
00:18:58,199 --> 00:19:00,660
I can't believe I remembered
the word "Phantomus."

400
00:19:01,327 --> 00:19:03,121
- What's it doing here?
- I don't know.

401
00:19:03,246 --> 00:19:04,640
But don't worry,
'cause it can't find you

402
00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:05,665
if you don't use magic.

403
00:19:05,748 --> 00:19:07,375
I haven't,
and… and I told Billie not to.

404
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:08,978
You think a 12-year-old's
not gonna do something

405
00:19:09,002 --> 00:19:10,003
because you said so?

406
00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:12,964
Giada, I'm an authority figure.
She respects me.

407
00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:16,301
She's definitely using magic.

408
00:19:16,426 --> 00:19:17,802
- Yeah.
- Up here.

409
00:19:20,096 --> 00:19:22,223
I will bring you back
to the wizard world

410
00:19:22,307 --> 00:19:25,977
where we will
absorb your power!

411
00:19:26,936 --> 00:19:27,979
Found it!

412
00:19:28,062 --> 00:19:30,231
Give me that! Electree zapparatus!

413
00:19:31,983 --> 00:19:33,860
- Your dad's a wizard?
- You two, outta here!

414
00:19:33,985 --> 00:19:34,986
But I wanna watch!

415
00:19:35,069 --> 00:19:37,071
Winter, the man's an authority figure.

416
00:19:39,115 --> 00:19:41,034
Now that we've found the young wizard,

417
00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:43,161
we will never stop coming for her!

418
00:19:43,328 --> 00:19:46,164
It's getting away!

419
00:19:46,247 --> 00:19:47,624
- Here!
- What are you doing?

420
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:49,292
Giving you a wizard lesson!

421
00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:52,179
The only way to stop a Phantomus
is to bind it with taze-o restraino!

422
00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:53,922
Taze-o restraino!

423
00:19:57,926 --> 00:20:00,595
- I can't hold it for long.
- Giada, give me your purse.

424
00:20:00,762 --> 00:20:02,639
- This was a Mother's Day gift.
- Justin!

425
00:20:02,722 --> 00:20:03,806
- Giada!
- Fine.

426
00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:06,392
It had a frog in it anyway.

427
00:20:09,938 --> 00:20:12,982
Bring it down!

428
00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:16,069
Focus! Focus!

429
00:20:19,072 --> 00:20:21,032
Don't give up. Focus. You got this.

430
00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:28,081
No! No!
No! No!

431
00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:32,627
That was way too close.

432
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:34,379
I'm gonna go check on Roman and Winter.

433
00:20:35,129 --> 00:20:37,173
Justin, that was terrifying.

434
00:20:37,423 --> 00:20:39,092
What if another one comes for her?

435
00:20:39,217 --> 00:20:41,719
Uh. I'll cast a protection spell
so she can't be found.

436
00:20:42,053 --> 00:20:43,680
Okay.

437
00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:45,366
I better get this thing back to the lair.

438
00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:46,992
Can't exactly throw a Phantomus
in the recycling bin.

439
00:20:47,016 --> 00:20:49,352
Remember this morning
when you told me

440
00:20:49,435 --> 00:20:50,645
nothing was gonna change?

441
00:20:50,812 --> 00:20:53,231
- Yeah, about that. Uh.
- Yeah.

442
00:20:53,856 --> 00:20:54,857
I'm sorry?

443
00:20:55,984 --> 00:20:58,027
Justin, you're a wizard.

444
00:20:58,278 --> 00:21:00,071
- It's who you are.
- Oh.

445
00:21:00,154 --> 00:21:02,240
- You don't owe me an apology.
- I don't?

446
00:21:02,407 --> 00:21:04,575
No. But you do owe me a new purse.

447
00:21:06,327 --> 00:21:07,328
Oh!

448
00:21:15,712 --> 00:21:17,130
Let me out! Let me out.

449
00:21:17,213 --> 00:21:20,049
Uh.

450
00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:26,431
Okay, I believe you now. You're a wizard.

451
00:21:26,514 --> 00:21:27,765
I'm sorry I tricked you.

452
00:21:27,849 --> 00:21:29,684
I get it if you don't wanna be friends.

453
00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:31,686
Yeah, you did trick me,

454
00:21:31,811 --> 00:21:34,230
but you also sacrificed yourself
to save Roman.

455
00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:36,107
What more could you ask for in a friend?

456
00:21:36,691 --> 00:21:40,194
- So, can we start over?
- I think we just did.

457
00:21:42,405 --> 00:21:44,699
I'm fine, by the way.

458
00:21:46,409 --> 00:21:47,452
We good?

459
00:21:47,744 --> 00:21:50,121
Well, you stole my friend,
but I stole your wand,

460
00:21:50,204 --> 00:21:52,582
and then I got possessed,
but you got me unpossessed,

461
00:21:52,665 --> 00:21:55,793
so do the dishes for me tonight,
and we're even.

462
00:21:56,252 --> 00:21:57,420
- Deal.
- Without magic.

463
00:21:57,545 --> 00:21:59,088
You know that's not gonna happen.

464
00:22:08,514 --> 00:22:10,683
You think every day's gonna be like this?

465
00:22:10,892 --> 00:22:13,394
Well, so far every day has.

466
00:22:13,978 --> 00:22:16,939
- Ooh!
- Got rid of the Phantomus.

467
00:22:17,774 --> 00:22:20,360
- Whoo!
- Whoo! It did not go easy.

468
00:22:21,027 --> 00:22:24,405
You'd think it'd be the sound,
but it's the smell that haunts you.

469
00:22:26,115 --> 00:22:28,159
You would not believe my day.

470
00:22:28,701 --> 00:22:30,870
Spelling test, first period.

471
00:22:30,995 --> 00:22:32,246
What even is that?

472
00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:38,461
You guys have a spelling test too?

473
00:22:39,629 --> 00:22:41,047
Something like that.