1 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,887 Remember Helen Who? 2 00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:13,805 She's dead. Sad face. 3 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:17,477 But Erika Vu is alive and thriving. 4 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,187 5 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:22,899 Erika Vu is a legend. I heard she was Timothée Chalamet's first kiss. 6 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:23,983 7 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:27,277 I heard she got them to retire the name "Erika" from the hurricane list. 8 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:31,114 Erika Vu was given the key to the city in three cities she doesn't even live in. 9 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:32,408 Time to step it up. 10 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:35,953 Oh my God! Erika Vu's making a TikTok in the hallway! 11 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:50,259 - Love the new TikTok. - Thanks, bitch. 12 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,682 - Meet you in the quad, bitch. - Don't keep me waiting, bitch. 13 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,903 WTFKA Twigs is going on with you? 14 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:11,531 You have barely talked to me 15 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:14,075 for the past five days since you bitch-ditched me. 16 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:15,638 As in left me in a ditch in the woods 17 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,537 and used family dinner as an excuse to hang out with that bitch Riley. 18 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,123 I did do family dinner. 19 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:22,959 It was cut short because Riley really needed someone to talk to. 20 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:26,129 - 'Cause She's going through a breakup. - Yeah, with the guy you're dating! 21 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:28,506 Gia, I'm allowed to have more than one close friend. 22 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:33,760 I actually have 98,000! 23 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:36,264 Sorry. I didn't realize you were drinking your own haterade. 24 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:38,640 This is a matcha latte with ashwagandha. 25 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:41,144 You hate matcha lattes. And why are you talking like that? 26 00:01:41,227 --> 00:01:43,466 It's been five days. It's like you're a different person. 27 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:46,649 I'm evolving. And I'm dead. I don't have a lot of time. 28 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:50,027 And as my close friend, you should allow me to grow 29 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,278 my following. 30 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,573 Matcha lattes have great engagement. 31 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,116 You're posting from the afterlife? 32 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,492 Why are you being so hostile? 33 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:00,037 You could use some adaptogens. Want the rest of my matcha? 34 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:04,332 - Okay. Well, can you throw it out for me? - 'Cause you're closer. 35 00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:09,838 Look. I am saying this out of love, 36 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:13,092 even though I am… I am holding your freaking trash. 37 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:17,305 You need to be careful. Power's only good if you don't abuse it. 38 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:19,306 I'm feeling very attacked right now. 39 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:22,100 Text me when you've calmed down 'cause your aura is mega red. 40 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:43,372 Will you give me another chance? 41 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:01,014 - Caught you! Wanna go make out? - Yeah, yeah. 42 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,457 - First, I have a question. - Yeah? 43 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,268 What's going on with you and Riley? 44 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:07,104 I wanted to make things right after you called me out for being rude. 45 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,689 Which I'm grateful for, by the way. You keep me grounded. 46 00:03:09,774 --> 00:03:12,818 Anyways, Riley and I getting along so well was just the icing on the cake. 47 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,319 And you love cake. 48 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:16,112 I… Yeah, I guess, yeah. 49 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:19,824 If it's not what you want, I guess I could go back to hating her and icing her out. 50 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,993 Of course I don't want, like, that. 51 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:24,163 It's just… It's a little weird. 52 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,643 Well, if it's weird, then maybe I should just dump her. 53 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:30,627 Huh? What? No, no. Okay, like… It's not that weird. It's just… 54 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:32,754 Let's just all be friends. 55 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:33,837 We can all be friends. 56 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,091 If that's what you want. 57 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:39,135 - How you gonna make it up to me? - Uh… I don't know. 58 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:43,014 - Maybe we can just hang tonight? - It's a date. 59 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,151 What's your problem? 60 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,737 - I was just… - Oh, get over it, pussy. 61 00:03:57,822 --> 00:03:59,949 I had a human moment that I just didn't want to claim. 62 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,284 I tried to make it right, but you wouldn't accept it. 63 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,995 So now, all I can do is let it go. 64 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:05,997 Just shut up and finish your tests. 65 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,164 Test? I didn't study for a test. 66 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,085 - It's not my problem. - Isn't it, though? 67 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,336 Jerry, we know that you grade on a curve. 68 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,631 So what happens if there is no curve. 69 00:04:15,715 --> 00:04:18,009 And we all just do this? 70 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,428 Guys, what do you think about it? 71 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,139 I think you have detention. 72 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,182 I think I don't. 73 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:27,600 Guys. He can't give us all detention. 74 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,353 Rip it. 75 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,067 I wouldn't do… Okay, you did. 76 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,319 Rip it, Stinky. 77 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,242 Wait. No, no, no, no. 78 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,201 No, wait, wait, wait. No, come on. 79 00:04:49,874 --> 00:04:51,625 You're a saint for walking with me. 80 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,920 And I'm an idiot for getting too high to drive. 81 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,004 Why are you high at all? 82 00:04:56,047 --> 00:04:58,358 You know when you like something so much it's intoxicating, 83 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,718 and you lose control over whatever you're saying or doing? 84 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,137 It's you. 85 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,598 You have this power over me. It's hot. 86 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,266 No. Really? 87 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:11,771 Then why did I overhear you tell Raven we didn't hook up at my party? 88 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,689 This isn't a sidepiece sitch, is it? I'm a main piece… a corner piece. 89 00:05:14,774 --> 00:05:16,649 Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, no, no. 90 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,778 Yeah, you're the main piece and the corner piece. 91 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,779 But Raven and I are not a thing. 92 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,949 Is that why you ignored, like, 80 of my texts? 93 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:27,620 And also, I was worried Brad would steal you. Women love him. 94 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,182 Really? First of all, I am my own woman, and I can't be stolen. 95 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,766 And Brad is so cheesy. I don't get, like, his stupid fake magic. 96 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:34,418 Yeah, right? He thinks he's hot shit 97 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:36,504 just 'cause he's the go-to bar mitzvah magician. 98 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,505 How would he possibly handle a woman like me 99 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:39,923 if he can't handle his own doves? 100 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,341 Well, no. It is a lot of doves. 101 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:42,634 I mean, they're easy to train, 102 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:45,596 but then you get into the molting and the regurgitating and… 103 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:51,810 Dove talk over. 104 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:57,108 I can't decide which bags I wanna keep or take back. 105 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,819 No rush. Take your time. Just chew on it. 106 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,661 Your dad's mad you haven't returned his call. 107 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:04,031 - Should I text him back the ush? - Whatever. 108 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:07,951 "Aura update. White hot." 109 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:11,831 "Gavin and I made up and made out. Hope you're having fun with the enemy." 110 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,581 "Give Lea a hug for me…" 111 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:14,959 Shout-out! 112 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:18,920 "…and some self-respect, 'cause clearly she doesn't have any, 113 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,507 or she wouldn't let Riley use her as a doormat"? 114 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:23,509 Who even is "Ghia' anyway?" 115 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:26,428 Nobody. She doesn't know what she's talking about. 116 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:29,389 - Clearly. - Sorry to interrupt. 117 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,809 I just wanted to bring you girls a tasty drink. 118 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,435 Thank you! 119 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:34,978 , Now go away, Karen. 120 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,274 Mm. 121 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,026 - Ugh. My stepmom is such a kiss-ass. - Photo op! 122 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,110 Okay. 123 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,072 Mm. 124 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,949 Okay. One second. 125 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:50,326 So cute. 126 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:53,079 Oh my gosh. Stunning. Oh, yeah. No, I love it. 127 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,290 Yes. Oh my God, give me everything. 128 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:56,454 Can we take one of just me? 129 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,209 And can you move the wilted flowers? 130 00:06:58,711 --> 00:07:00,754 They're dead? Oh my God, I hate dead things. 131 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,380 - So gross. - Ugh. 132 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:07,011 Well, not all dead things are gross. 133 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,471 I mean, like cows. 134 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,223 Hamburgers are good. 135 00:07:14,018 --> 00:07:16,853 Uh, do you guys ever think about what happens after? 136 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:17,855 To the cows? 137 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:22,233 No. Like… like when we graduate, and we move on to the next phase. 138 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,528 You know, and… and we're hanging out with new people. 139 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,447 People who aren't… people. 140 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,324 They're other things. 141 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,826 What other things would we be hanging out with? 142 00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:32,452 You know, uh… 143 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:35,456 When we start over, and we're not nearly as popular anymore. 144 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,125 I'm always gonna be popular. 145 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:40,502 - How do you know that? - I just do. 146 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,922 Oh. But how do you sustain that? 147 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,423 By any means possible. 148 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,632 Oh. 149 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:53,223 - It's so nice hanging out with you. - Yeah, it's… it's nice to be alone. 150 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:55,350 Ish. 151 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:01,023 Thank you for being cool with me chilling until my date. 152 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,778 Not a prob. Nothing more chill than… than this. 153 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,447 I need a fork. 154 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,077 Isn't this so nice? All of us being friends? 155 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:17,497 Sure. But maybe just not on a date. 156 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:20,834 You're right. I'm gonna make her feel bad and weird. And I'll ask her to leave. 157 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:24,338 No, I… I just thought it was gonna be just you and me. 158 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,214 Do you guys want me to go? 159 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,216 No! 160 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,718 Because Jake L… rainchecked. 161 00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:32,053 Rude! Does "L" stand for "Loser"? 162 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,599 Hi! Can we get some new fries? 163 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,433 We stopped eating them, and they got cold. 164 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:38,601 Oh my God! 165 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:41,397 I love you guys! Hate you. Love you. 166 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,605 You, I don't know. 167 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,149 Oh, I'm not online. I'm more of a… a private person. 168 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,902 Weird. Can you take our pic? 169 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,485 Sure. 170 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,197 Ooh! Pretend to be fighting. 171 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:00,666 So… 172 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:03,501 That's cool, babe. 173 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,839 I didn't say anything. 174 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,094 Can you stop texting so we can talk? 175 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,177 Totally. 176 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,308 Now you're texting each other? 177 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,186 - Stop. - Yes. 178 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,063 You gonna answer those? 179 00:09:24,148 --> 00:09:27,525 Uh, no. They want me to follow up on the ghostly presence I felt at your party. 180 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:30,486 You know, I get that I'm the medium and the emotional glue of the group, 181 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:33,532 but it's like… "Can't I have one night to myself?" 182 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,159 Are you feeling anything? 183 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,995 Besides, uh, greatness? 184 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,129 What's wrong? Am I bumming you out? 185 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:51,133 - Brad says I do that to people. - No, no, no. It's not you. 186 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:54,427 I, uh… I'm just in my feelings about something else. 187 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,721 Uh, someone else. 188 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,307 What would you do if you created a monster? 189 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:03,729 I actually have. Sophomore year, I created a servitor to help me write my paper, 190 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,148 but then my, uh… my servitor came after me. 191 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,025 A real Frankenstein's monster situation. 192 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,820 Oh, you mean Erika. 193 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:15,157 The power of best friends is that you can always patch things up. 194 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,659 No matter how weird and annoying they're being. 195 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,577 Yeah, I dunno. It might be too late. 196 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:23,374 - The friend is using a weird fake voice. - You think that's Brad's real voice? 197 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,586 Best friends don't give up on best friends. 198 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:33,509 Even when they have to swallow their pride and be… the better best friend. 199 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,719 The real Erika's in there. 200 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,553 You just have to find her. 201 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,062 - Bye, guys. - Bye. 202 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,145 Bye, girl. 203 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,782 Hey, am I seeing things, or were you out with Jake C and Riley? 204 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,326 - Yeah, so? - I don't know. It's a little bit weird. 205 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,327 You lying in wait in my bushes is weird. 206 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:04,414 - Come to yell at me again? - No. I… I come in peace. 207 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,750 - Out of love. - I really felt the love for me today. 208 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:08,751 Hey, look. 209 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,422 Look, I'm… I'm really sorry. I get that you're on edge right now. 210 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,591 You just found out you're dead, and that's, like… a hard thing to process. 211 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,594 But it's me, you know, your best friend of a decade. 212 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,889 Can't we just talk for real? 213 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:21,972 We're talking. 214 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:28,688 I… I didn't realize how much time it would take to leave a legacy. 215 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,817 You know, time that you wouldn't be able to spend with me. 216 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:34,778 I… I really miss you. 217 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:37,822 Can't we just put aside the petty bullshit 218 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:41,243 and just be us for the handful of days we have left? 219 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,036 Prom is in a week, and then 220 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:44,662 that's it. 221 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,249 We're running out of time. 222 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,419 Oh my gosh, Gia. You're right. 223 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,213 I don't have time. 224 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,384 I need an extension! 225 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,889 I mean, the ghost that I know needs an extension. 226 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,057 Uh, yeah, we can definitely help with that. 227 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,601 Um, but first, I need some info about your friend. 228 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,020 - What? - Uh, promposal ideas. 229 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:12,816 - Whoa! Who're you going to prom with? - I'm trying to have a conversation. 230 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,128 I can tell you're trying, but desperation's not a tactic. 231 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,321 You need to give her the telepathic stare-down. 232 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,322 Tell her how you feel without 233 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:20,948 saying it. 234 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,552 - I don't need your help. - Yes, you do. 235 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:23,576 - Not right now. - Okay. 236 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:26,205 Sorry, sorry. Um, so, what is Gia's dream promposal? 237 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,538 No idea. 238 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,125 Seems like something best friends would know, but whatever. 239 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,543 I'm trying to get ideas, and you know her better than I do. 240 00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,337 So… Um, What's her favorite flower? 241 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:38,049 Is she more of a big public gesture kind of girl or more private? 242 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:41,260 Would a flash mob be considered cheesy? 243 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:42,971 Why don't you just text her? 244 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,764 - Yeah? - Yeah. 245 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,058 I guess texting is kind of our thing. 246 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,686 Okay. Yeah, I'll work on a draft right now. 247 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,187 Liquid courage. 248 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,649 Okay. Back to me. 249 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:57,027 So, what if a ghost doesn't wanna finish its unfinished business 250 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,654 and, you know, wants to stay embodied for… 251 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:03,366 I dunno. 60… …70 years? 252 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,826 Or maybe even just like a month. 253 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:08,038 Um, are there any, uh, tricks or loopholes? 254 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,413 Sure. A couple. 255 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,792 Edgar Allan Poe and Emily Dickinson stayed embodied 256 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,836 because they became famous posthumously. 257 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,421 Their spirits were stronger in death than they were in life. 258 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:20,676 Done. The ghost that I know is way more famous now than when it was alive, so… 259 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,719 And what about the bodies? 260 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,389 - Were they put to rest? - Uh-uh. 261 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,474 - How do you know? - We just do. 262 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,225 Edgar's actually my uncle's roommate. 263 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,061 - Any more loopholes? - Marilyn Monroe. 264 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,105 Her UFB was to marry JFK, but… 265 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:37,317 Okay, I get it. It was her fame. Bigger in death than in life. 266 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,861 Then a ghost can stall its UFB. 267 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:40,946 Or cancel it. 268 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,197 Cool. Thank you. 269 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,366 - Hey, uh, can you help me? Texter's block. - No time. 270 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,786 - Right. Prom assembly's about to start. - Is that today? 271 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,955 Uh, right now. 272 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,209 Shit! I have to cancel it. Prom can't happen! 273 00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:57,169 As your student body president slash prom committee chair, 274 00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:00,798 it is my honor to introduce our prom theme. 275 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,884 This has been nine months in the making. 276 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,052 So, hopefully, you don't mind waiting a little longer 277 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,139 as I give a few thank-yous. 278 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,393 I'd like to thank Meredith, who stayed up six nights in a row 279 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,604 making these amazing paper roses. 280 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,690 I'd also like to thank the Potts family for donating the costumes 281 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,649 from their own personal collection. 282 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,236 And now for the big reveal. 283 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:25,865 Drumroll, please! 284 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,254 This is bullshit! 285 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,384 Prom is bullshit. 286 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,470 It's lame and it's cheesy. 287 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,889 And everyone has such high expectations, they're guaranteed to be disappointed. 288 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,808 It's also problematic. 289 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,227 It's promblematic. 290 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,610 Prom lifts up the haves and the hots, 291 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,696 but completely disempowers the have-nots, okay? 292 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,198 It is classist, and sexist, and 293 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,866 ageist. 294 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,285 I'm 16. 295 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:14,288 Only high schoolers get to go to prom. That's exclusionary. 296 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:16,582 Don't even get me started about what happens after prom. 297 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,501 Alcohol poisoning, drunk driving, 298 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,544 drive-through diarrhea. Prom kills! 299 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,423 Are you okay, Erika? It seems like you're going mad. 300 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,509 I am going mad, Emma. 301 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,969 I'm mad for a girl 302 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,928 named Alice. 303 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,556 Hmpf. 304 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,475 A girl that just wanted to take a nap, 305 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,352 which I feel like we can all relate to, 306 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,690 but instead, she goes down the rabbit hole. 307 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,817 Yeah, AKA kidnapping. 308 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:46,488 Then she gets roofied, gaslit, and forced to wear tights and patent leather shoes. 309 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:50,241 - Which I don't even want to talk about. - Not to mention the themes of colonialism. 310 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,576 - Yes. Thank you, Mrs. Huang. - Right. 311 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,120 And then there's the body shaming. 312 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:55,831 First, 313 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,124 she's too big. 314 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,668 Then, she is too small. 315 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,837 And we all know what the cat represents. 316 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,173 A vagina. 317 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:08,134 Forced to be deflowered on prom night, okay? 318 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,470 - What's up with that? - It's pagan bullcrap! 319 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:14,140 Yes. So what about instead of screwing after prom, 320 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,892 we just skip it, 321 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,769 and we just say, "Screw prom"? 322 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,897 Let's effing go! 323 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,857 Uh… No, no, no. Let's not go. 324 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,235 Jake C, will you not not not go to prom with me? 325 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,572 - Come on, Jake! - Um… 326 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,782 - Come on, bro! - Yeah, tell her! 327 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:31,741 Mm-hm. 328 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:32,701 Okay, great! 329 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:36,455 Yay! So if I'm not gonna go, and you're not gonna go, 330 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,581 then maybe we should just cancel it. 331 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,707 Cancel it! 332 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,835 Yes! Let's cancel prom. 333 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,294 Cancel prom! 334 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,004 - Cancel prom! - Cancel prom! 335 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:48,049 Cancel prom! 336 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,514 Let's tear it down! 337 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:03,774 No! 338 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,423 Erika! 339 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,179 You… You can't. You can't just cancel prom. 340 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,097 Don't you understand? You're not gonna ascend. 341 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,432 - It's fine. I found a loophole. - What loophole? 342 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,353 I can stick around if I'm more famous in death than in life. 343 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,646 There is no prom, so there is no business to finish. 344 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,606 Bullshit. This is gonna bite you in the ass. 345 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,942 Hey. Don't worry about me. 346 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,318 Well, you're ruining prom for everyone else, including me. 347 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,154 Do you even care about anyone or anything other than you? 348 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,115 Like, I don't know… Maybe your rotting corpse? 349 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,326 I haven't been there a week, and nothing's happened. 350 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,430 Yeah, because I've been Postmates-ing ice to the road by the woods every day! 351 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,124 - I didn't ask you to. - What you gonna do when somebody finds it? 352 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,792 - How you gonna stop them? - By any means possible. 353 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,461 Well, I… I am gonna take your body 354 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:08,384 and I'm gonna drag it to the middle of the road 355 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,257 in the center of town so everybody finds you. 356 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,299 That moose weighs 1,000 pounds. You can't move it! 357 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,804 - Her name is Shelley, and watch me! - Over my dead... 358 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,740 - What the hell was that? - Can we discuss later? 359 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,016 Not only did you totally 180 me on prom again, 360 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,184 but you put me on the spot in a very public way. 361 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,394 You said it was okay. 362 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,646 Because there were 100 people screaming at me. 363 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,316 I'm sorry. I'm sure this was so, so hard for you. 364 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,986 And I would love to address this. In private, of course. 365 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,749 But I've way bigger things to deal with now 366 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,614 than you being a whiny little bitch. 367 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,463 - Move it or lose it, freaks! - We need to talk. 368 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,550 Your ghost, it's someone close to you, right? 369 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,096 When you said it's personal, did you mean, like, really personal? 370 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,847 Yes, I meant personal. 371 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,683 And personal also means private. 372 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,644 So, if you don't wanna become a ghost too, frickin' move! 373 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:12,611 Oh, no, you don't! 374 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,819 Gia! 375 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:17,949 Leg cramp. 376 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,367 Dead leg. Dead dead leg. 377 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,952 Get out of the way, Gia! 378 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,708 This isn't fair. You have a lower center of gravity! 379 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,876 "I'm Erika. My life totally sucks." 380 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,755 "My boyfriend is too hot. My bully is too nice." 381 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,173 "My parents are too supportive." 382 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,895 "My best friend isn't supportive enough." 383 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,968 - I'm dead! - Your point? 384 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:40,471 At least you have the option to live a life that sucks! I would die for that! 385 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,515 I mean… You know what I mean! 386 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,438 This is so gross! 387 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,322 - Get off me, bitch! - I'm not a bitch! 388 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,282 Takes one to make one! 389 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:04,621 Well, I'm sorry that I forced you out of your woe-is-me sad loser comfort zone 390 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,998 just so you could actually have some fun! My bad. 391 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,459 And I wasn't the one who turned you into the exact person 392 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,377 that made you so sad in the first place! 393 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,296 Just admit you're jealous of Riley! 394 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,006 I am not talking about Riley. 395 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,967 I'm talking about you! This was all you, babe! 396 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,470 Then I guess you're a bitch by association 'cause you could never be a real bitch! 397 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,221 'Cause you don't have the guts! 398 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,103 Oh, yeah? 399 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:35,484 Hey, guys. We've all been begging Erika to drop the skin-care routine. 400 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,611 So here it is. 401 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,072 Blood, moose juice, corpse shavings. 402 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,907 And, of course, a healthy diet of maggots. 403 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,826 ♪ Ad, ♪Influencer. 404 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,288 405 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,788 Oh, you bitch.