1 00:00:57,511 --> 00:00:59,209 Turn the music down, sir. 2 00:01:01,179 --> 00:01:03,613 Hey, cut the music. 3 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:05,248 I'm sorry. 4 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:08,251 You know why I pulled you over? 5 00:01:08,286 --> 00:01:10,720 Well, obviously, you felt the need to exercise 6 00:01:10,755 --> 00:01:12,422 your limited powers and punish me 7 00:01:12,457 --> 00:01:13,923 for ignoring the speed limit. 8 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:16,292 It's okay. I understand. 9 00:01:16,328 --> 00:01:18,628 I-I like to punish people, too. 10 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:20,129 Or at least I used to. 11 00:01:20,165 --> 00:01:22,465 License and registration. 12 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,267 Coming right up. 13 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:29,906 Are you trying to bribe me, sir? 14 00:01:29,941 --> 00:01:31,250 Yes, of course. 15 00:01:34,179 --> 00:01:35,144 Is that not enough? 16 00:01:35,180 --> 00:01:37,247 Take more. It's only money. 17 00:01:37,282 --> 00:01:38,748 It's against the law, sir. 18 00:01:38,783 --> 00:01:41,704 You people are funny about your laws, aren't you? 19 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,788 You break the law sometimes, don't you? 20 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:49,826 Sometimes... 21 00:01:49,861 --> 00:01:51,828 I put my siren on and drive really fast 22 00:01:51,863 --> 00:01:53,496 for no reason at all, 23 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:55,031 just 'cause I can. 24 00:01:55,066 --> 00:01:56,032 Right? 25 00:01:56,067 --> 00:01:57,600 And why wouldn't you? It's fun. 26 00:01:57,636 --> 00:02:00,003 It feels good to get away with something, doesn't it? 27 00:02:00,038 --> 00:02:02,105 Yeah. 28 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:05,842 Uh, it's okay, Officer. 29 00:02:05,877 --> 00:02:07,277 People like to tell me things, 30 00:02:07,312 --> 00:02:11,381 those deep, dark, naughty little desires that are on their mind. 31 00:02:11,416 --> 00:02:13,082 It's a gift. 32 00:02:13,118 --> 00:02:14,984 Must be something about this face. 33 00:02:16,154 --> 00:02:17,654 You're tempted to keep that, aren't you? 34 00:02:17,689 --> 00:02:19,956 Well, what are you waiting for, permission? 35 00:02:19,991 --> 00:02:22,025 Go on, take it, buy yourself something pretty. 36 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:23,159 You deserve it. 37 00:02:24,963 --> 00:02:27,664 But if you don't mind, I really must be on my way. 38 00:02:27,699 --> 00:02:29,332 Oh, yeah, of course. 39 00:02:29,367 --> 00:02:31,734 Hey, have a nice evening. 40 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:34,570 You, too, Officer. 41 00:02:34,606 --> 00:02:36,139 You, too. 42 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Pilot Original Air Date on January 25, 2016 43 00:03:27,992 --> 00:03:29,826 Where have you been? 44 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,410 Oh, holed up in a château, 45 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,730 copulating with a young woman named Faith. 46 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:35,098 It's ironic, isn't it? 47 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:38,401 Thank you, Patrick. You can go. 48 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:44,040 You little devil. 49 00:03:44,075 --> 00:03:45,075 What? 50 00:03:45,110 --> 00:03:46,843 I dropped something. 51 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,478 Well, I'm sure you did. 52 00:03:48,513 --> 00:03:51,514 Now, Lucifer, I am a big fan of sex. 53 00:03:51,549 --> 00:03:52,582 Obviously. 54 00:03:52,617 --> 00:03:55,485 But I didn't leave Hell to be a bartender. 55 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,487 Shouldn't you be spending your valuable time 56 00:03:57,522 --> 00:04:00,757 doing something more significant? 57 00:04:02,007 --> 00:04:04,727 You're the lord of Hell, for crying out loud. 58 00:04:04,763 --> 00:04:07,096 I am retired, Maze. I've got nothing but time. 59 00:04:07,132 --> 00:04:08,531 Thank you. 60 00:04:21,212 --> 00:04:23,780 I think you have a visitor. 61 00:04:30,946 --> 00:04:33,897 Amenadiel, how's it hanging, big guy? 62 00:04:33,932 --> 00:04:34,969 Huh? 63 00:04:35,282 --> 00:04:38,694 Your return to the Underworld has been requested. 64 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:40,531 Oh, right, okay. 65 00:04:40,566 --> 00:04:42,283 Let me just, uh, check my calendar. 66 00:04:42,318 --> 00:04:43,900 Yeah, here it is. 67 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:45,868 Uh, the seventh of never 68 00:04:45,904 --> 00:04:47,804 through to the 15th of ain't-gonna-happen. 69 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,372 How does that work for you guys? 70 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,374 Look, remind Dad that I quit Hell 71 00:04:53,409 --> 00:04:55,912 because I was sick and tired of playing a part in his play. 72 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,113 I'm gonna warn you 73 00:04:57,148 --> 00:04:58,681 against disrespecting our father, Lucifer. 74 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:00,383 Yeah, well, our father's been disrespecting me 75 00:05:00,418 --> 00:05:01,584 since the beginning of time, 76 00:05:01,619 --> 00:05:04,120 so pot-kettle, don't you think? 77 00:05:04,155 --> 00:05:07,890 You are a mockery of everything divine. 78 00:05:07,926 --> 00:05:09,725 Thank you. 79 00:05:09,761 --> 00:05:12,728 Thank you, but lately I've been doing a fair amount of thinking. 80 00:05:12,764 --> 00:05:14,730 Now, do you think I'm the Devil 81 00:05:14,766 --> 00:05:16,032 because I'm inherently evil, 82 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:18,701 just because dear old Dad decided I was? 83 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:19,836 What exactly do you think happens 84 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:20,951 when the Devil leaves Hell? 85 00:05:22,798 --> 00:05:24,807 All of those demons, 86 00:05:24,843 --> 00:05:28,010 all of those tormented and tortured souls, 87 00:05:28,046 --> 00:05:29,378 where do you think they go? 88 00:05:29,414 --> 00:05:32,782 Don't know, don't care. 89 00:05:32,817 --> 00:05:34,016 Not my problem, brother. 90 00:05:34,052 --> 00:05:37,153 So consider the position officially open. 91 00:05:38,423 --> 00:05:40,723 And you, my feathered friend, can go to Hell. 92 00:05:43,561 --> 00:05:46,128 Yeah, try it. 93 00:05:46,164 --> 00:05:48,564 You think Father's upset now. 94 00:05:53,371 --> 00:05:57,807 You know, he will not be merciful for much longer. 95 00:06:17,428 --> 00:06:19,061 Hey, you. 96 00:06:19,097 --> 00:06:20,563 Remember me? 97 00:06:20,598 --> 00:06:23,132 - You're famous, aren't you? - Delilah! 98 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:25,733 - Delilah, isn't it? - I love you, Delilah! 99 00:06:26,271 --> 00:06:27,403 Can I have your autograph? 100 00:06:27,438 --> 00:06:30,106 If I can have a drink. 101 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:32,575 So are you gonna tell me why you really came back? 102 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:34,710 There's something I need to know. 103 00:06:34,746 --> 00:06:36,212 And what's that? 104 00:06:36,247 --> 00:06:40,249 Did I... sell my soul to the Devil? 105 00:06:40,285 --> 00:06:42,818 Well, that would imply 106 00:06:42,854 --> 00:06:43,786 the Devil's actually interested in your soul. 107 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:47,156 Look, all I did was introduce you 108 00:06:47,191 --> 00:06:49,592 to a few key people who owed me favors, that's all. 109 00:06:49,627 --> 00:06:52,828 I mean, with all the good came a hell of a lot of bad. 110 00:06:52,864 --> 00:06:55,431 Oh, right, so the Devil made you do it, did he? 111 00:06:55,466 --> 00:06:57,800 The alcohol and the drugs, the topless selfies. 112 00:06:57,835 --> 00:06:59,569 The choices are on you, my dear. 113 00:06:59,604 --> 00:07:01,537 I mean, Jimmy Barnes? 114 00:07:01,573 --> 00:07:04,206 I can't believe you almost married that sweaty little imp. 115 00:07:04,242 --> 00:07:05,207 He produced my album. 116 00:07:05,243 --> 00:07:06,609 You introduced me to him. 117 00:07:06,644 --> 00:07:08,678 I suggested you work with him, not sleep with him. 118 00:07:08,713 --> 00:07:10,212 Well, I got confused. 119 00:07:10,248 --> 00:07:11,380 And then you left him at the altar. 120 00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:12,615 Yeah, that was rude of me. 121 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:14,170 No, actually, I quite enjoyed that bit. 122 00:07:15,286 --> 00:07:17,486 You know, he trapped me in the bathroom at the Grammys, 123 00:07:17,522 --> 00:07:18,854 said he wanted to get back together. 124 00:07:18,890 --> 00:07:19,922 Then I hear he's marrying 125 00:07:19,958 --> 00:07:21,490 a supermodel... this weekend. 126 00:07:21,526 --> 00:07:23,159 And I'm jealous. 127 00:07:23,194 --> 00:07:25,728 Oh, God, I'm a mess. 128 00:07:25,763 --> 00:07:27,897 God has nothing to do with your mess. 129 00:07:27,932 --> 00:07:29,632 Look... 130 00:07:30,902 --> 00:07:33,869 You didn't sell your soul, Delilah. 131 00:07:33,905 --> 00:07:35,304 You do owe me a favor. 132 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:37,006 I'm scared. 133 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:38,441 You should be. 134 00:07:38,476 --> 00:07:39,775 Because what I'm about to ask you 135 00:07:39,811 --> 00:07:41,344 is gonna be quite difficult for you. 136 00:07:42,747 --> 00:07:44,647 Pull yourself together. 137 00:07:44,682 --> 00:07:47,483 That's it, that's all I'm asking. 138 00:07:47,518 --> 00:07:50,620 'Cause you're wasting your talent, your life. 139 00:07:50,655 --> 00:07:53,022 Hmm? 140 00:07:55,093 --> 00:07:57,660 You're human, darling. 141 00:07:57,695 --> 00:07:59,895 I'm gonna do as you asked. 142 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:02,298 I'm gonna get it together. 143 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,600 Promise, Lucifer. 144 00:08:04,636 --> 00:08:06,535 Look, it's not about me. 145 00:08:06,571 --> 00:08:10,006 What happens now, that's up to you. 146 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:12,375 - Okay? - Yeah. 147 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:13,843 Come here, you. 148 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:57,075 Oh, no, no, no, not yet. 149 00:08:58,723 --> 00:08:59,955 What did you do? 150 00:08:59,991 --> 00:09:01,490 I'm sorry. 151 00:09:01,526 --> 00:09:03,492 "Sorry." 152 00:09:03,528 --> 00:09:05,594 Why did you end her life? 153 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:07,630 Why else? 154 00:09:07,665 --> 00:09:09,065 Money. 155 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,033 "Money." 156 00:09:11,069 --> 00:09:14,403 Oh, it's times like this I wish I was still in Hell. 157 00:09:14,439 --> 00:09:17,707 All the fun activities I'd have planned for you. 158 00:09:17,742 --> 00:09:20,276 Hey, man, I just pulled the trigger. 159 00:10:11,095 --> 00:10:13,295 Want to hear what I've got so far? 160 00:10:15,566 --> 00:10:17,633 Lieutenant said this is my case. 161 00:10:17,668 --> 00:10:20,503 Yeah, Chloe, it is your case, 162 00:10:20,538 --> 00:10:22,138 but try not to take too much time. 163 00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:23,372 It's an easy one. 164 00:10:23,407 --> 00:10:24,573 That's our bad guy. 165 00:10:24,609 --> 00:10:27,777 Eddie Deacon, he's a low-level drug dealer. 166 00:10:27,812 --> 00:10:29,211 I found these in his pocket, 167 00:10:29,247 --> 00:10:31,247 and I found this in Delilah's purse, 168 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,581 so obviously drug-related. 169 00:10:32,617 --> 00:10:34,583 She probably owed him a bunch of cash or something. 170 00:10:34,619 --> 00:10:37,219 She's not exactly selling out stadiums these days. 171 00:10:37,255 --> 00:10:38,387 How do you know he's low-level? 172 00:10:38,422 --> 00:10:40,489 Look at his car. 173 00:10:40,525 --> 00:10:42,191 Did you look at his watch? 174 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:43,226 That thing ain't cheap. 175 00:10:43,261 --> 00:10:45,261 It's probably fake. 176 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:47,163 Look... 177 00:10:47,198 --> 00:10:50,266 there's gonna be a lot of attention on this one, Chloe. 178 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,234 I wouldn't pick at it too hard. 179 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:53,869 Not after Palmetto Street. 180 00:10:53,905 --> 00:10:57,006 I asked for this case because of Palmetto Street, Dan. 181 00:10:58,164 --> 00:11:01,177 So, anyway, any witnesses? 182 00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:03,979 Lucifer Morningstar. 183 00:11:04,015 --> 00:11:06,649 "Lucifer Morningstar"? 184 00:11:06,684 --> 00:11:09,685 Is that, uh, a stage name or something? 185 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,554 God-given, I'm afraid. 186 00:11:11,589 --> 00:11:12,788 You know, 187 00:11:12,824 --> 00:11:13,856 you look familiar. 188 00:11:13,891 --> 00:11:15,124 Have we met before? 189 00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:17,860 Yeah, five minutes ago. 190 00:11:17,895 --> 00:11:19,094 And I'm asking the questions. 191 00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:21,831 Talk to me about your relationship with the victim. 192 00:11:21,866 --> 00:11:24,266 Well, she used to work here a few years back. 193 00:11:24,302 --> 00:11:26,769 I would occasionally accompany her while she sang. 194 00:11:26,804 --> 00:11:30,206 Then she became a big star and someone decided to end her life. 195 00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:31,473 Do you know the shooter? 196 00:11:31,509 --> 00:11:33,676 No, but we did have an interesting little chat 197 00:11:33,711 --> 00:11:35,711 just before he kicked off. 198 00:11:35,746 --> 00:11:37,847 I asked him why he did it. 199 00:11:37,882 --> 00:11:39,899 Huh, like to play cop, do you? 200 00:11:40,651 --> 00:11:42,818 No, I just like to play in general, Detective. 201 00:11:42,854 --> 00:11:44,587 What about you? 202 00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:47,656 So, you had a conversation with a dead guy? 203 00:11:47,692 --> 00:11:48,958 Oh, no, he wasn't quite dead. 204 00:11:48,993 --> 00:11:50,734 His soul hadn't crossed the threshold. 205 00:11:51,596 --> 00:11:53,929 I see. Did he tell you why he did it? 206 00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:55,798 Why, money, of course. 207 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:58,067 You humans, you love your money, don't you? 208 00:11:58,102 --> 00:11:59,702 Yes. 209 00:11:59,737 --> 00:12:01,070 Yes, we do. 210 00:12:01,105 --> 00:12:03,205 And, uh, what planet are you from... London? 211 00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:06,976 Yes, he also said, "I just pulled the trigger." 212 00:12:07,011 --> 00:12:09,378 Now, don't you think that's interesting? 213 00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:11,480 Delilah was shot to death by a drug dealer. 214 00:12:11,515 --> 00:12:14,483 And looks like Delilah herself kept the guy pretty busy. 215 00:12:14,518 --> 00:12:17,052 You know, it's sad, it's ugly, but it's not rocket science. 216 00:12:17,088 --> 00:12:18,921 Something probably went south between them. 217 00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:19,889 She gets riddled with bullets, 218 00:12:19,924 --> 00:12:22,191 and a nice little act of God takes him out. 219 00:12:22,226 --> 00:12:24,260 You know, it doesn't work like that, Detective. 220 00:12:24,295 --> 00:12:26,161 It's quite a neatly wrapped little present 221 00:12:26,197 --> 00:12:27,696 for the LAPD, don't you think? 222 00:12:27,732 --> 00:12:29,498 Why don't you tell me something? 223 00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:30,966 How does she end up 224 00:12:31,002 --> 00:12:32,234 dying in a hailstorm of bullets, 225 00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:34,003 and you get away without a scratch? 226 00:12:34,038 --> 00:12:35,771 I think that's interesting. Don't you? 227 00:12:35,806 --> 00:12:37,072 The benefits of immortality. 228 00:12:37,108 --> 00:12:38,207 "Immortality." 229 00:12:38,242 --> 00:12:39,242 Mm, of course, uh, 230 00:12:39,277 --> 00:12:41,176 you spell that with one or two M's? 231 00:12:41,212 --> 00:12:42,511 I always forget. 232 00:12:42,546 --> 00:12:45,080 What will your corrupt little organization do about this? 233 00:12:45,107 --> 00:12:46,959 Excuse me? 234 00:12:46,993 --> 00:12:48,459 Will you find the person responsible? 235 00:12:48,484 --> 00:12:49,550 Will they be punished? 236 00:12:49,575 --> 00:12:51,464 Will this be a priority for you? 237 00:12:51,489 --> 00:12:53,122 Because it is for me. 238 00:12:53,157 --> 00:12:54,668 You got some balls on you, pal. 239 00:12:54,693 --> 00:12:57,092 Oh, thank you very much, but they're really quite average. 240 00:12:57,128 --> 00:12:58,190 I bet. 241 00:12:58,215 --> 00:13:00,392 Now, are you sure that we haven't met? 242 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:02,002 I could swear I've seen you naked. 243 00:13:02,027 --> 00:13:03,236 Have we had sex? 244 00:13:04,936 --> 00:13:06,361 We're done here. 245 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,502 Uh, Detective, wait! 246 00:13:07,527 --> 00:13:08,959 Someone out there needs to be punished. 247 00:13:08,984 --> 00:13:11,484 - We're not done. - Yeah. Yeah, we are. 248 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000 _ 249 00:13:28,284 --> 00:13:31,233 If there is anyone here that would oppose this holy union, 250 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,968 speak now or forever hold your peace. 251 00:13:33,004 --> 00:13:35,070 Excuse me. Yeah, I have a problem. 252 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,439 Has-has anyone else noticed 253 00:13:37,475 --> 00:13:38,941 how incredibly, jaw-droppingly, 254 00:13:38,976 --> 00:13:41,310 loin-stirringly beautiful this young woman is 255 00:13:41,345 --> 00:13:43,012 and how short, sweaty 256 00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:45,381 and altogether fugly this homunculus is? 257 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:47,449 I mean, what is this... a wedding or a kidnapping? 258 00:13:47,485 --> 00:13:48,817 Do you know what I mean? 259 00:13:50,588 --> 00:13:52,321 Yeah, good luck with that, Padre. 260 00:13:52,356 --> 00:13:53,889 Ooh, why you're at it, say hey for me. 261 00:13:53,925 --> 00:13:56,091 It's been a while. 262 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,660 Jimmy Barnes! 263 00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:58,594 Remember me? 264 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,195 Hey, man, this is a private event. 265 00:14:00,231 --> 00:14:01,463 How did you get in here? 266 00:14:01,499 --> 00:14:02,665 Yeah, and quite a lavish one 267 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,167 for a record producer on the outs. 268 00:14:05,202 --> 00:14:06,769 You do remember me, don't you? 269 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,304 Yeah, yeah, I remember you. 270 00:14:08,339 --> 00:14:10,773 Now, what do you want? I'm a little busy. 271 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,042 Well, I can't believe that you're getting married 272 00:14:13,077 --> 00:14:15,711 the day after your ex-fiancée and once brightest star 273 00:14:15,746 --> 00:14:17,479 was murdered in cold blood. 274 00:14:17,515 --> 00:14:18,981 Yeah, that's very sad. 275 00:14:19,016 --> 00:14:21,083 But you know what, she ruined my wedding once. 276 00:14:21,118 --> 00:14:22,785 I'm not about to let that happen again. 277 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,460 It's hard to be rejected, isn't it, Jimmy? 278 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,721 Twice. 279 00:14:25,756 --> 00:14:26,889 What? 280 00:14:26,924 --> 00:14:28,524 Well, you tried to get her back recently. 281 00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:30,326 I mean, I'd kill someone if they denied me once. 282 00:14:30,361 --> 00:14:31,627 Not that that's possible. 283 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,430 So, come on, what do you say, Jimbo, huh? 284 00:14:34,465 --> 00:14:35,998 Did you want her dead? 285 00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:38,834 Look, stop looking at me that way, you freak. 286 00:14:38,869 --> 00:14:40,903 I am not playing that mind game with you. 287 00:14:40,938 --> 00:14:42,071 No, of course not! 288 00:14:42,106 --> 00:14:43,472 I was furious and I was humiliated 289 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,774 when she dumped me, but I think, I-I think 290 00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:47,476 I've rebounded pretty well. 291 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,645 Yes, clearly. Respect. 292 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,547 Should go play your mind games 293 00:14:51,582 --> 00:14:52,681 with 2Vile. 294 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,350 - The rapper? - Come on. 295 00:14:54,385 --> 00:14:56,151 Delilah dumped me for that lunatic. 296 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,453 They were always fighting. 297 00:14:57,488 --> 00:14:58,787 He slapped her around a bunch. 298 00:14:58,823 --> 00:15:01,323 He surrounds himself with gun-toting morons 24-7. 299 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,292 He is the real deal. 300 00:15:03,327 --> 00:15:05,160 Right. 301 00:15:06,097 --> 00:15:07,363 Sorry, how rude. 302 00:15:07,398 --> 00:15:09,264 Allow me to introduce myself. 303 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,134 Lucifer Morningstar. 304 00:15:12,169 --> 00:15:15,237 I really don't want to have sex with him tonight. 305 00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:19,041 Oh, my... 306 00:15:19,076 --> 00:15:20,175 I'm sorry, I... 307 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,644 I can't believe I just said that. 308 00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:23,479 Oh, no, no, no. Let's be honest here. 309 00:15:23,514 --> 00:15:25,481 I mean, you're not marrying this human stain 310 00:15:25,516 --> 00:15:27,516 'cause you're actually in love with him, right? 311 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:28,884 - God no. - No. 312 00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:30,019 Right. 313 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,487 Well, I should get going. 314 00:15:31,522 --> 00:15:32,821 Ooh! 315 00:15:32,857 --> 00:15:35,190 Best of luck with you crazy kids, all right? 316 00:15:53,444 --> 00:15:54,910 Good afternoon, sir. 317 00:15:54,945 --> 00:15:56,412 Yes, I'm here to see the man 318 00:15:56,447 --> 00:15:58,113 sadly known as 2Vile... is he in? 319 00:15:58,149 --> 00:16:00,149 I'm sorry, sir. He's unavailable. 320 00:16:00,184 --> 00:16:01,684 He's in mourning, I'm afraid. 321 00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:04,600 Right. I have narcotics for him. 322 00:16:04,955 --> 00:16:06,955 Right this way, sir. 323 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,834 Here you go, baby. 324 00:16:18,869 --> 00:16:22,171 Can someone please turn down this god-awful music! 325 00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:23,338 Hello, disc jockey! 326 00:16:23,374 --> 00:16:25,274 Thank you. 327 00:16:25,309 --> 00:16:26,842 Who's this clown? 328 00:16:26,877 --> 00:16:28,944 He has narcotics for you, sir. 329 00:16:28,979 --> 00:16:32,114 My name is Lucifer Morningstar. 330 00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:34,216 "Lucifer Morningstar"? 331 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,519 Now, that's a good hip-hop name. 332 00:16:37,555 --> 00:16:38,821 Well, that offends me. 333 00:16:38,856 --> 00:16:42,024 What, you don't like hip-hop? 334 00:16:42,059 --> 00:16:43,525 No, I most certainly do not. 335 00:16:43,561 --> 00:16:46,328 Well, that offends me. 336 00:16:48,332 --> 00:16:50,766 You have a problem with black people? 337 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,967 No, not in the slightest. 338 00:16:52,002 --> 00:16:53,068 I just hate your music. 339 00:16:53,104 --> 00:16:54,803 And when I say 340 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,305 "your music," I mean your music. 341 00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,040 Not the music made by other black people. 342 00:16:58,075 --> 00:17:01,076 Without the blues, there'd be no devil's music whatsoever. 343 00:17:01,112 --> 00:17:03,078 There are, of course, many giants in the field. 344 00:17:03,114 --> 00:17:04,646 Just not you... am I being clear? 345 00:17:04,682 --> 00:17:06,215 Yeah, you're being clear all right. 346 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,317 - Good. - If you're looking 347 00:17:08,352 --> 00:17:09,752 to get yourself killed. 348 00:17:13,257 --> 00:17:15,424 Yes, well, don't waste your munitions... I'm immortal. 349 00:17:16,293 --> 00:17:17,793 Tell me about Delilah. 350 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,628 You ain't seen the news? 351 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,430 Bitch is dead. 352 00:17:28,572 --> 00:17:29,938 Don't shoot, you idiot! 353 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,142 - I didn't kill her. - Why should I believe you? 354 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,843 Because I loved the girl. 355 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,879 People sometimes kill people with whom they're in love. 356 00:17:36,914 --> 00:17:38,781 The heart's mysterious. 357 00:17:38,816 --> 00:17:40,549 - So I'm told. - Ain't like that. 358 00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:42,918 Girl made me crazy! 359 00:17:42,953 --> 00:17:44,153 Women can do that. 360 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,788 Doesn't mean you should beat them up, does it? 361 00:17:45,823 --> 00:17:47,289 We worked that out a long time ago. 362 00:17:47,324 --> 00:17:50,523 I hit her once 'cause I found out she was cheating on me. 363 00:17:57,234 --> 00:17:58,400 All right. 364 00:17:58,435 --> 00:17:59,701 With whom? 365 00:17:59,737 --> 00:18:01,036 I don't know. I don't know. 366 00:18:01,071 --> 00:18:02,437 She wouldn't tell me, all right? 367 00:18:02,473 --> 00:18:03,739 Said it was a big secret, 368 00:18:03,774 --> 00:18:06,208 some-some, uh, rich married guy. 369 00:18:06,243 --> 00:18:08,110 Well, does she have a friend that she might've confided in? 370 00:18:08,145 --> 00:18:09,444 She didn't trust no one, man. 371 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,013 Uh, uh, her therapist. 372 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,815 Her therapist is probably the only one who knows. 373 00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:14,883 She-she's some, uh, uh, Dr. Linda 374 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,018 in-in Beverly Hills. 375 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,287 Saw her, like, five times a week on the DL. 376 00:18:18,322 --> 00:18:20,189 Used a fake name, everything. 377 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,391 Oh, did she now? 378 00:18:22,426 --> 00:18:25,127 Well, thank you for your time. 379 00:18:25,162 --> 00:18:27,663 LAPD! Guns down. 380 00:18:27,698 --> 00:18:28,797 On the floor, down! 381 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,265 You two against the wall. 382 00:18:30,301 --> 00:18:32,734 Detective, welcome to the party. 383 00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,336 Grab the bucket, collect the guns. 384 00:18:34,371 --> 00:18:36,238 Now! 385 00:18:36,273 --> 00:18:38,173 You sly dog, you did listen to me. 386 00:18:38,209 --> 00:18:39,174 I ran the dead guy's cell phone. 387 00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:40,442 2Vile was the last person he called. 388 00:18:40,477 --> 00:18:42,411 Come on, man. 389 00:18:42,446 --> 00:18:44,580 What I find highly interesting 390 00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:46,515 is how you made the connection on your own. 391 00:18:46,550 --> 00:18:48,217 Well, I've been busy, my dear. 392 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:50,319 Talk to me about Delilah. 393 00:18:50,354 --> 00:18:52,387 We've been over that one, Detective. 394 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:53,922 And why you called the shooter 395 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,390 two days before she was murdered. 396 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:58,160 Fine. Yeah, I called Eddie 'cause he hooks me up sometimes. 397 00:18:58,195 --> 00:18:59,561 He met Delilah through me. 398 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,797 Whatever. Don't make me a killer, do it? 399 00:19:01,832 --> 00:19:04,399 No, but it does make you a suspect. 400 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,768 What, so everyone on Eddie's phone's a suspect? 401 00:19:06,804 --> 00:19:08,003 Are you joking? 402 00:19:08,038 --> 00:19:10,505 You gonna drag half of Hollywood downtown. 403 00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:12,274 Be like the Oscars or something. 404 00:19:12,309 --> 00:19:14,676 Wait, aren't you that chick from that film? 405 00:19:14,712 --> 00:19:16,211 Hmm, what's this? What film? 406 00:19:16,247 --> 00:19:17,348 You used to be an actress or something, right? 407 00:19:17,383 --> 00:19:18,153 Yeah. 408 00:19:18,188 --> 00:19:20,015 That teen movie... I forget what it's called. 409 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,718 Of course. Hot Tub High School. 410 00:19:22,753 --> 00:19:24,019 That's where I know you from. 411 00:19:24,054 --> 00:19:25,621 Let's just stick to my questions, shall we? So... 412 00:19:25,656 --> 00:19:26,855 The one with the famous nude scene, 413 00:19:26,891 --> 00:19:28,056 coming out of the hot tub! 414 00:19:28,092 --> 00:19:29,958 It was, like, a complete Fast Times rip-off. 415 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,526 She was, like, the new Phoebe Cates! 416 00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:32,995 Thanks, I appreciate that. 417 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:34,029 That was quite a nude scene. 418 00:19:34,064 --> 00:19:35,230 I have far too many bullets 419 00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:36,632 in this thing for you to still be talking. 420 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,533 You, we need to have a conversation right now. 421 00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:40,002 That's a waste of time, Detective. 422 00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:41,904 I've just threatened his life... he's not our guy. 423 00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,205 He would've said, trust me. 424 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,374 You did what? 425 00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:47,509 Yeah, isn't that illegal? 426 00:19:47,544 --> 00:19:49,278 Uh, little bit, yeah. 427 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,646 You stay put. 428 00:19:50,681 --> 00:19:51,847 You, you're coming with me. 429 00:19:51,882 --> 00:19:53,448 What? Ooh. 430 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,183 With pleasure. 431 00:19:55,219 --> 00:19:57,052 At least, perhaps now, you'll listen to me. 432 00:19:57,087 --> 00:19:59,388 Although, I'm not quite sure why I'm being arrested. 433 00:19:59,423 --> 00:20:01,823 Because you're interfering with a police investigation. 434 00:20:01,859 --> 00:20:04,293 You've broken I can't even count how many laws. 435 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,460 And you pissed me off. 436 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,995 Right, I can get out of these, you know? 437 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,263 Funny. 438 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,800 How'd you do that? 439 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,101 Come on, we're wasting time. 440 00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:14,903 We should be out there solving a homicide 441 00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:16,805 and punishing those responsible. 442 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,206 "We"? You're insane. 443 00:20:18,242 --> 00:20:20,175 I'm taking you in. Get in the car. 444 00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:21,343 No, that's boring. 445 00:20:21,378 --> 00:20:22,511 Not to mention pointless. 446 00:20:22,546 --> 00:20:24,713 Come on, I'll help you. It'll be fun. 447 00:20:24,748 --> 00:20:26,348 How could you possibly help me? 448 00:20:26,383 --> 00:20:27,616 I have a certain skill set. 449 00:20:27,651 --> 00:20:29,685 I can be very persuasive with people 450 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,120 and tend to see things that others cannot. 451 00:20:32,156 --> 00:20:33,889 So, you're psychic or something? 452 00:20:33,924 --> 00:20:36,358 No, I can't read people's minds. I'm not a Jedi. 453 00:20:36,393 --> 00:20:37,926 People just like to tell me things. 454 00:20:37,962 --> 00:20:39,695 Hmm, just-just tell you things? 455 00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:41,363 Just confess their sins, just like that? 456 00:20:41,398 --> 00:20:42,464 No, not their sins. 457 00:20:42,499 --> 00:20:43,932 I have no power over people's sins. 458 00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:45,634 I actually get a bad rap for that. 459 00:20:45,669 --> 00:20:46,835 I have the ability 460 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,371 to draw out people's forbidden desires. 461 00:20:49,406 --> 00:20:50,672 The more simple the human, 462 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:51,873 the easier it is. 463 00:20:51,909 --> 00:20:53,275 The more complex, the more challenging 464 00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:54,776 and exciting, really. 465 00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:57,212 But no, the actual sins, the sins are on you people. 466 00:20:57,247 --> 00:20:58,714 "You people"? 467 00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:00,749 I got it. 468 00:21:00,784 --> 00:21:02,384 I got it! The name? 469 00:21:02,419 --> 00:21:03,618 The whole Lucifer thing? 470 00:21:03,654 --> 00:21:05,587 And desire's, like, your superpower. 471 00:21:05,622 --> 00:21:08,023 Mm, it's more like a gift from God really. 472 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,258 Okay, look. 473 00:21:10,294 --> 00:21:12,694 Tell me, Detective, 474 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,864 what do you desire more than anything else in this life? 475 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,734 This is it? This is your big trick? 476 00:21:26,343 --> 00:21:28,610 I guess, when I was a little girl, 477 00:21:28,645 --> 00:21:32,381 I... always wanted to be a cop like my daddy, 478 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:36,618 so that... that one day I could help people and... 479 00:21:36,653 --> 00:21:39,091 and be taken seriously... 480 00:21:39,201 --> 00:21:42,691 ...when I say to shut up and get in the damn car. 481 00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:49,097 You're not, like, a Jedi or something, are you? 482 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,199 Get in the car. 483 00:21:51,235 --> 00:21:52,534 No, no, no, no, no. Look. 484 00:21:52,569 --> 00:21:53,702 I know something you don't know. 485 00:21:53,737 --> 00:21:55,470 Really? What's that? 486 00:21:55,506 --> 00:21:57,072 Won't say unless you take me with you on this. 487 00:21:57,107 --> 00:22:00,575 Please, come on. I got to 2Vile, didn't I? 488 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,310 Why do you care about this so much? 489 00:22:02,346 --> 00:22:03,545 About Delilah? 490 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:08,717 Look, I just... I just do. 491 00:22:08,752 --> 00:22:10,392 Look, if I hadn't meddled with her career, 492 00:22:10,421 --> 00:22:12,721 maybe she wouldn't have died. 493 00:22:12,756 --> 00:22:13,722 Okay. 494 00:22:13,757 --> 00:22:15,257 Okay, fine... but if this 495 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,225 little clue thing of yours doesn't pan out, 496 00:22:17,261 --> 00:22:19,628 these are going back on, and they're gonna stay on. 497 00:22:19,663 --> 00:22:21,365 Is that a promise? 498 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 _ 499 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,245 Yeah, therapist in Beverly Hills 500 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,413 with the first name Linda. 501 00:22:31,448 --> 00:22:32,881 See if Delilah was a client. 502 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,182 Ah-ah, actually, she had a pseudonym, 503 00:22:34,217 --> 00:22:35,417 which I also happen to know. 504 00:22:35,452 --> 00:22:36,851 I'm quite good at this, aren't I? 505 00:22:36,887 --> 00:22:39,621 - Uh, Penny Lane. - Okay. 506 00:22:39,656 --> 00:22:41,856 Delilah may have gone by Penny Lane. Thanks. 507 00:22:44,965 --> 00:22:46,361 Don't look so smug. 508 00:22:46,396 --> 00:22:47,396 Nothing's panned out yet. 509 00:22:47,431 --> 00:22:48,630 No, no, no, it's not that. 510 00:22:48,665 --> 00:22:50,331 It's just that I knew that I recognized you. 511 00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:52,000 Right. 512 00:22:52,035 --> 00:22:53,668 Right, you've seen my boobies. 513 00:22:53,703 --> 00:22:54,636 It's exciting. 514 00:22:54,671 --> 00:22:55,703 What, are you 12? 515 00:22:55,739 --> 00:22:56,838 So is the, uh... is the movie 516 00:22:56,873 --> 00:22:58,640 why you've got such a chip on your shoulder? 517 00:22:59,876 --> 00:23:01,109 Uh, it's low on the list 518 00:23:01,144 --> 00:23:03,044 - of things I have to live down, I guess. - Right. 519 00:23:03,079 --> 00:23:05,346 Attractive female cop struggling to be taken seriously 520 00:23:05,382 --> 00:23:07,015 in a man's man's world... that it? 521 00:23:07,050 --> 00:23:09,684 Yeah, something like that. 522 00:23:09,719 --> 00:23:11,019 Well, they're threatened. 523 00:23:11,054 --> 00:23:13,955 You're clearly smart and have notable instincts. 524 00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:16,019 Ignore them. Trust yourself. 525 00:23:18,061 --> 00:23:20,695 Detective Decker. 526 00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:21,996 All right, text it to me. 527 00:23:22,032 --> 00:23:23,531 Thanks. 528 00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:25,099 What's that? 529 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,069 What you were saying stands up. 530 00:23:28,104 --> 00:23:29,370 There's a Penny Lane who sees 531 00:23:29,406 --> 00:23:31,105 a Dr. Linda Martin in Beverly Hills. 532 00:23:31,141 --> 00:23:33,341 Excellent. I'll clear my schedule. 533 00:23:34,572 --> 00:23:35,677 Ooh, someone's popular. 534 00:23:35,712 --> 00:23:36,712 Please stop talking. 535 00:23:36,746 --> 00:23:38,513 Hello. 536 00:23:38,548 --> 00:23:40,612 What? You're kidding me. Is she okay? 537 00:23:41,718 --> 00:23:43,585 Oh, of course he's not there. 538 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:44,919 Thanks. 539 00:23:44,955 --> 00:23:46,955 We got to make a pit stop. 540 00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,056 What? No, absolutely not. 541 00:23:48,091 --> 00:23:50,525 My kid got into a fight. I got to pick her up. 542 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,227 What, can't she get herself home? 543 00:23:52,262 --> 00:23:53,561 She's seven. 544 00:23:53,597 --> 00:23:55,063 Look, I'm not here to help you run errands. 545 00:23:55,098 --> 00:23:56,564 I'm here to help you solve a homicide. 546 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,366 Really? 547 00:24:09,546 --> 00:24:10,712 All right. 548 00:24:10,747 --> 00:24:12,280 Wait here. 549 00:24:12,315 --> 00:24:13,581 With pleasure. 550 00:24:13,617 --> 00:24:15,149 Despise children. 551 00:24:50,287 --> 00:24:52,863 I don't think you're allowed to smoke in here. 552 00:24:54,124 --> 00:24:56,524 Oh, dear, what will become of me? 553 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,593 My mother is a police officer. 554 00:24:58,628 --> 00:25:00,328 She could arrest you. 555 00:25:01,391 --> 00:25:04,528 Oh, I think I might know your mother. 556 00:25:04,563 --> 00:25:05,633 What's your name? 557 00:25:05,669 --> 00:25:07,335 Lucifer. 558 00:25:07,370 --> 00:25:09,137 Like the Devil? 559 00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:10,905 Exactly. 560 00:25:10,941 --> 00:25:14,842 My name's Beatrice, but everybody calls me Trixie. 561 00:25:14,878 --> 00:25:16,844 That's a hooker's name. 562 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,179 What's a hooker? 563 00:25:18,214 --> 00:25:20,148 Ask your mother. 564 00:25:20,183 --> 00:25:23,151 So... why are you in trouble? 565 00:25:23,186 --> 00:25:25,320 See that girl over there? 566 00:25:26,094 --> 00:25:27,922 She was bullying me. 567 00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:29,591 She created a fake Snapchat account 568 00:25:29,626 --> 00:25:31,225 and used it to make fun of me. 569 00:25:31,261 --> 00:25:35,863 So... I kicked her in the no-no-touch-touch square. 570 00:25:37,334 --> 00:25:39,334 Oh. Oh, I see. 571 00:25:39,369 --> 00:25:42,236 Well played. 572 00:25:42,272 --> 00:25:43,705 Well played, indeed. 573 00:25:46,910 --> 00:25:48,649 Hello, mean girl. 574 00:25:49,779 --> 00:25:52,146 Did you know there's a special section of Hell 575 00:25:52,182 --> 00:25:53,281 reserved for bullies? 576 00:25:53,316 --> 00:25:55,650 So have fun. 577 00:26:02,025 --> 00:26:03,191 What did you do? 578 00:26:03,226 --> 00:26:05,159 Oh... 579 00:26:05,195 --> 00:26:08,096 I just think someone's feeling a little guilty. 580 00:26:16,439 --> 00:26:17,872 Hi, Daddy. 581 00:26:17,907 --> 00:26:19,207 Hi, munchkin. 582 00:26:19,242 --> 00:26:20,375 Wow, shocker, you're late. 583 00:26:20,410 --> 00:26:21,542 Come on, give me a break. 584 00:26:21,578 --> 00:26:22,844 I'm putting a case to bed. 585 00:26:22,879 --> 00:26:24,345 Right, like I'm not working a case, too. 586 00:26:24,381 --> 00:26:26,981 Oh, yeah, the one you tried to steal from me. 587 00:26:27,017 --> 00:26:28,416 You mean the open and shut one. 588 00:26:28,451 --> 00:26:31,452 You did open and shut it, right? 589 00:26:31,488 --> 00:26:33,321 I'm being diligent, Dan. It's a high-profile case. 590 00:26:33,356 --> 00:26:35,156 Exactly, which is why you need to be smart about it. 591 00:26:35,191 --> 00:26:37,091 She is smart. You're the dimwit. 592 00:26:37,127 --> 00:26:40,161 Perhaps you should refrain from arguing in front of the child. 593 00:26:40,196 --> 00:26:41,329 It's unbecoming. 594 00:26:42,632 --> 00:26:44,699 I don't know whether to laugh or to shoot you. 595 00:26:44,734 --> 00:26:46,634 Surprise me. 596 00:26:46,670 --> 00:26:48,258 Isn't he funny, Daddy? 597 00:26:48,877 --> 00:26:51,185 Hey, can you, uh, drop Trix at my mom's? 598 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,240 We got to go. Thank you. 599 00:26:52,275 --> 00:26:54,342 Trixella, give Mommy a kiss. 600 00:26:54,377 --> 00:26:56,244 I love you so much. 601 00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:57,979 Good job standing up to the mean girl. 602 00:26:58,014 --> 00:26:59,347 Thanks, Mommy. 603 00:26:59,382 --> 00:27:01,282 What's a hooker? 604 00:27:04,487 --> 00:27:06,554 Daddy will tell you. 605 00:27:10,694 --> 00:27:11,752 Bye, Lucifer. 606 00:27:11,777 --> 00:27:13,461 It was nice meeting you. 607 00:27:14,597 --> 00:27:16,097 Hmm. 608 00:27:16,132 --> 00:27:17,432 Think she likes you. 609 00:27:17,467 --> 00:27:20,109 Of course she does... what's not to like? 610 00:27:29,361 --> 00:27:31,828 Was your offspring planned or a mistake? 611 00:27:33,498 --> 00:27:34,831 Planned, sort of. 612 00:27:34,866 --> 00:27:36,266 Really? 613 00:27:36,301 --> 00:27:37,934 'Cause I've never understood the human desire to procreate. 614 00:27:37,970 --> 00:27:39,736 That's probably a good thing. 615 00:27:39,771 --> 00:27:41,471 I mean, children are hideous little creatures, 616 00:27:41,506 --> 00:27:42,839 terrible, taxing burdens. 617 00:27:42,874 --> 00:27:44,941 - Mmm. - Mmm. 618 00:27:44,977 --> 00:27:46,676 Oh, um, yours is fine. 619 00:27:46,712 --> 00:27:49,079 I mean, you know, nothing to crow about, 620 00:27:49,114 --> 00:27:50,613 but nothing to be too embarrassed about, either, 621 00:27:50,649 --> 00:27:51,748 so that's quite good, isn't it? 622 00:27:51,783 --> 00:27:54,718 Are you at all aware of how dickish you sound? 623 00:27:54,753 --> 00:27:55,885 No. 624 00:27:56,989 --> 00:28:00,056 Speaking of dicks... 625 00:28:00,092 --> 00:28:01,524 why was that ex-husband of yours 626 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,545 pressuring you to close the case? 627 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,117 No reason. 628 00:28:07,699 --> 00:28:08,966 Strange. 629 00:28:09,001 --> 00:28:11,145 Yes, you are. 630 00:28:11,992 --> 00:28:13,804 Did my father send you? 631 00:28:15,273 --> 00:28:17,974 Okay, Detectives, I'll see you now. 632 00:28:18,010 --> 00:28:19,409 Thank you. 633 00:28:19,444 --> 00:28:20,944 Oh. "Detectives." 634 00:28:22,314 --> 00:28:23,947 Dr. Martin, I'd like to ask you 635 00:28:23,982 --> 00:28:25,782 a few questions about Delilah. 636 00:28:30,389 --> 00:28:32,889 You're thinking about it, aren't you? 637 00:28:32,924 --> 00:28:34,057 What? 638 00:28:34,092 --> 00:28:35,258 Yes, I wouldn't recommend it. 639 00:28:35,293 --> 00:28:36,559 I'm like walking heroin. 640 00:28:36,595 --> 00:28:38,561 Very habit-forming. It never ends well. 641 00:28:39,698 --> 00:28:42,298 I'm sorry, do... do you two know each other? 642 00:28:42,334 --> 00:28:43,967 No, no, but I know that look. 643 00:28:44,002 --> 00:28:46,903 I don't know what you're talking about. 644 00:28:47,839 --> 00:28:49,172 That is interesting 645 00:28:49,207 --> 00:28:51,908 'cause... you don't look at me that way. 646 00:28:51,943 --> 00:28:53,943 - What way? - With carnal fascination. 647 00:28:53,979 --> 00:28:55,345 That's 'cause it doesn't exist. 648 00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:57,547 No, you see, that's just it... with most women, it does. 649 00:28:57,582 --> 00:28:59,349 I tend to appeal to the dark, mischievous hearts 650 00:28:59,384 --> 00:29:02,585 in all of you, but you, Detective, 651 00:29:02,621 --> 00:29:04,754 you seem oddly immune to my charms. 652 00:29:04,790 --> 00:29:07,791 Referring to them as "charms," I think, is a bit of a stretch. 653 00:29:07,826 --> 00:29:09,426 Truth be told, I find you repulsive. 654 00:29:09,461 --> 00:29:11,127 Like, on a chemical level. 655 00:29:11,163 --> 00:29:12,328 That's fascinating. 656 00:29:13,612 --> 00:29:15,098 Now, tell me, Linda... 657 00:29:15,133 --> 00:29:16,699 You say it's fascinating, 658 00:29:16,735 --> 00:29:19,769 and yet I can see that it disturbs you, doesn't it? 659 00:29:19,805 --> 00:29:22,238 Deeply. 660 00:29:22,274 --> 00:29:23,840 Dr. Martin, 661 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:26,176 we know that, um, Delilah was having a clandestine affair 662 00:29:26,211 --> 00:29:28,011 with a wealthy married man, so if you just 663 00:29:28,046 --> 00:29:30,113 tell us his name, we will be on our way. 664 00:29:30,148 --> 00:29:32,015 I'm sorry, I can't do that. 665 00:29:32,050 --> 00:29:33,783 Oh, she's one of the complex ones. 666 00:29:33,819 --> 00:29:35,018 Linda, 667 00:29:35,053 --> 00:29:37,620 darling, why don't you tell me? Hmm? 668 00:29:37,656 --> 00:29:38,778 Well, I can't. 669 00:29:39,858 --> 00:29:42,258 I want to, but I can't. 670 00:29:43,395 --> 00:29:45,695 Oh, you're the devil. 671 00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:47,997 Correct. 672 00:29:48,033 --> 00:29:49,666 Now, come on, Dr. Martin. 673 00:29:49,701 --> 00:29:51,034 I know you want to. 674 00:29:51,069 --> 00:29:54,304 Oh, man, and it's really, really juicy, too. 675 00:29:54,339 --> 00:29:55,472 Ooh, I bet it is. 676 00:29:55,507 --> 00:29:56,773 No, I can't. 677 00:29:56,808 --> 00:29:58,108 What did you do to her? 678 00:29:58,143 --> 00:29:59,075 Did you roofie her? 679 00:29:59,111 --> 00:30:00,110 Oh, no, it's not her fault. 680 00:30:00,145 --> 00:30:01,478 She's just reacting to me. 681 00:30:01,513 --> 00:30:03,847 Just watch and learn, okay? 682 00:30:03,882 --> 00:30:05,115 Right, the answer is yes, 683 00:30:05,150 --> 00:30:07,484 we can take a trip to pound town if we must, 684 00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:11,454 but first, you're gonna have to tell us, Linda, okay? 685 00:30:11,490 --> 00:30:13,156 Um... 686 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:20,323 Okay... it's Grey Cooper. 687 00:30:20,358 --> 00:30:21,465 Grey Cooper? 688 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,432 Seriously? 689 00:30:22,467 --> 00:30:23,900 That is juicy. 690 00:30:23,935 --> 00:30:25,168 Grey Cooper, the actor? 691 00:30:25,203 --> 00:30:26,769 The one who's married to Amanda what's-her-chops? 692 00:30:26,805 --> 00:30:28,104 Yeah, yeah. 693 00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:29,906 Oh, no, he's horrible. 694 00:30:29,941 --> 00:30:33,461 So square-jawed, so handsome, so vanilla. 695 00:30:33,496 --> 00:30:35,178 Oh, I'm really quite disappointed in Delilah. 696 00:30:35,213 --> 00:30:38,715 That's truly terrible taste in the opposite sex. 697 00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:40,150 Thank you very much, Dr. Martin. 698 00:30:40,185 --> 00:30:41,151 We'll be in touch. 699 00:30:41,186 --> 00:30:42,452 All right, we got to go. 700 00:30:42,487 --> 00:30:44,053 Yes, of course, but I... I made a deal, 701 00:30:44,089 --> 00:30:45,989 so I'm gonna have to hold up my end of the bargain. 702 00:30:46,024 --> 00:30:48,091 You wouldn't mind waiting outside? 703 00:30:48,126 --> 00:30:49,692 Are you seriously talking 704 00:30:49,728 --> 00:30:51,394 about having sex with her right now? 705 00:30:51,429 --> 00:30:53,596 - Well, it won't take long. - I do yoga. 706 00:30:54,533 --> 00:30:58,334 Hot... yoga. 707 00:30:58,370 --> 00:31:01,004 I'm freakishly flexible. 708 00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:02,472 Want to see? 709 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:06,576 Wow! 710 00:31:10,315 --> 00:31:13,016 I really tried to keep that one in. 711 00:31:13,051 --> 00:31:15,718 Well, you tried... that's what matters. 712 00:31:15,754 --> 00:31:17,153 Uh, look, I'm really sorry, 713 00:31:17,189 --> 00:31:19,155 but I'm gonna have to take a rain check. 714 00:31:19,191 --> 00:31:20,290 I will be back, okay? 715 00:31:20,325 --> 00:31:21,524 I certainly hope so. 716 00:31:22,427 --> 00:31:24,694 My word is my bond. 717 00:31:33,905 --> 00:31:36,206 Excuse me! Excuse me. 718 00:31:36,241 --> 00:31:38,608 Ah, excuse me. Thank you. 719 00:31:38,643 --> 00:31:40,910 Hey, hey, sir. 720 00:31:47,385 --> 00:31:49,919 Who the is this guy? 721 00:31:49,955 --> 00:31:52,322 What the hell are you doing? 722 00:31:52,357 --> 00:31:53,556 Excuse me. Excuse me. 723 00:31:54,092 --> 00:31:55,458 Sorry. Excuse me. 724 00:31:55,493 --> 00:31:57,727 Sorry, he's with me. 725 00:31:58,830 --> 00:32:01,030 That's not Grey Cooper. 726 00:32:01,065 --> 00:32:02,364 No, of course not. 727 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,599 What the hell is this? 728 00:32:03,634 --> 00:32:05,634 We need to speak with Mr. Cooper. 729 00:32:08,177 --> 00:32:11,273 God, Delilah, yeah, heard about that this morning. 730 00:32:11,309 --> 00:32:12,341 I can't believe it. 731 00:32:12,376 --> 00:32:14,710 We did a movie together last year. 732 00:32:14,746 --> 00:32:15,746 Got pretty close. 733 00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:17,880 - Lovers? - Friends. 734 00:32:17,915 --> 00:32:19,448 Friends who were lovers? 735 00:32:19,484 --> 00:32:20,583 Settle down. 736 00:32:20,618 --> 00:32:21,884 I'll handle the questions. 737 00:32:21,919 --> 00:32:23,819 Mr. Cooper, when did you last have contact with Delilah? 738 00:32:23,855 --> 00:32:25,354 Well, actually, I just have one more question 739 00:32:25,389 --> 00:32:26,956 before you proceed with the boring ones. 740 00:32:26,991 --> 00:32:29,558 Tell me, Mr. Cooper, 741 00:32:29,594 --> 00:32:31,827 what do you want more than anything in this world? 742 00:32:31,863 --> 00:32:33,863 What's your deepest, darkest desire? 743 00:32:33,898 --> 00:32:37,133 You close your eyes, what do you see? 744 00:32:37,168 --> 00:32:41,670 I'm the president of the United States of America. 745 00:32:41,706 --> 00:32:42,905 Ha! 746 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:46,008 Well, who's the Devil now, eh? 747 00:32:46,043 --> 00:32:47,977 Those are some pretty big aspirations there, 748 00:32:48,012 --> 00:32:50,479 - Mr. Cooper. - Well, after the acting 749 00:32:50,515 --> 00:32:52,348 - and stuff. - No need 750 00:32:52,383 --> 00:32:54,750 to be embarrassed. Hell, if Arnold can do it, right? 751 00:32:54,786 --> 00:32:55,772 Now, you wouldn't 752 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:56,686 want any nasty secrets 753 00:32:56,721 --> 00:32:58,254 screwing that up for you, though, would you? 754 00:32:58,289 --> 00:32:59,822 Is there a point to this? 755 00:32:59,857 --> 00:33:02,224 Mr. Cooper, were you having an affair with Delilah? 756 00:33:02,260 --> 00:33:03,260 Honey! 757 00:33:03,294 --> 00:33:04,760 Have you been getting my texts? 758 00:33:04,796 --> 00:33:06,162 I thought they were breaking you for lunch 759 00:33:06,197 --> 00:33:07,763 like a half hour ago. 760 00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:09,666 What's going on? 761 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:12,168 These people are detectives. 762 00:33:12,203 --> 00:33:13,169 Real ones? 763 00:33:13,204 --> 00:33:15,271 We have some questions about Delilah. 764 00:33:15,306 --> 00:33:17,373 Oh. Oh. Yes, it's so sad. 765 00:33:17,408 --> 00:33:19,543 Yeah. Very sad. 766 00:33:19,844 --> 00:33:21,747 Your watch, where'd you get that? 767 00:33:22,046 --> 00:33:23,512 Oh, it's a prop. 768 00:33:23,548 --> 00:33:24,548 No, that's the one 769 00:33:24,582 --> 00:33:25,514 Delilah gave you, isn't it? 770 00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:26,882 For Time Will Tell? 771 00:33:26,918 --> 00:33:29,318 Right. That's the movie 772 00:33:29,353 --> 00:33:31,587 that we did. It was a wrap gift. 773 00:33:31,622 --> 00:33:33,923 Yeah. She buy a $10,000 watch 774 00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:35,491 - for the whole crew? - Uh, no. 775 00:33:35,526 --> 00:33:38,436 Just me, as far as I know. 776 00:33:38,461 --> 00:33:40,029 'Cause we were, you know, 777 00:33:40,064 --> 00:33:41,630 costars and everything. 778 00:33:41,666 --> 00:33:43,966 You know, you're gonna have to get much better at lying 779 00:33:44,001 --> 00:33:45,334 if you want to be president. 780 00:33:45,369 --> 00:33:47,570 I know, right? 781 00:33:47,605 --> 00:33:50,152 So you were sleeping with her, then, yeah? 782 00:33:50,745 --> 00:33:53,694 Oh, yeah. 783 00:33:58,516 --> 00:34:00,316 Crap. I just said that in front of people. 784 00:34:00,351 --> 00:34:01,917 Whatever. It's not like I didn't know. 785 00:34:01,953 --> 00:34:03,686 God, you are a terrible liar. 786 00:34:03,721 --> 00:34:04,954 And actor, by the way. 787 00:34:04,989 --> 00:34:06,322 - You knew? - Of course. 788 00:34:06,357 --> 00:34:09,859 Why else do you think I've been sleeping with Bobby? 789 00:34:09,894 --> 00:34:11,026 Are you serious? 790 00:34:11,062 --> 00:34:12,962 Oh, yeah. And it is good. 791 00:34:12,997 --> 00:34:15,531 Mmm. I climb that man like a tree. 792 00:34:15,566 --> 00:34:16,498 Right, Bobby? 793 00:34:16,534 --> 00:34:18,234 My bodyguard? 794 00:34:18,269 --> 00:34:20,102 What a cliché. 795 00:34:20,137 --> 00:34:22,204 Oh, I'm a cliché? Well, you're a dick. 796 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,372 Oh, boy. 797 00:34:24,742 --> 00:34:26,442 - Hey, guys... - Come on! 798 00:34:26,477 --> 00:34:28,978 Hey, guys. Arrest them. 799 00:34:29,013 --> 00:34:31,247 Seriously? 800 00:34:31,282 --> 00:34:34,183 One of them's got to be guilty. 801 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000 _ 802 00:34:47,487 --> 00:34:50,054 Thanks. 803 00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:54,392 So, Grey and Amanda have zero connection to the shooter. 804 00:34:54,427 --> 00:34:57,295 But the shooter had the same watch as Grey. 805 00:34:57,330 --> 00:34:58,963 That can't be a coincidence. 806 00:34:58,998 --> 00:35:03,668 Maybe Delilah gave him one, too, like kind of a go-to gift. I... 807 00:35:03,703 --> 00:35:05,136 Well, that would imply she was actually 808 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:06,237 sleeping with that maggot. 809 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:08,039 Really? 810 00:35:08,074 --> 00:35:11,042 Jimmy, 2Vile, Grey Cooper. 811 00:35:11,077 --> 00:35:12,510 That's three other maggots she's sleeping with. 812 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:14,645 I don't think there's a lot of discretion going on with her. 813 00:35:14,681 --> 00:35:16,080 Yeah. I suppose you got a point. 814 00:35:18,418 --> 00:35:20,518 God, what am I doing here? 815 00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:23,120 Wrong deity, but, yes, that is the eternal question. 816 00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:25,923 No. I mean here, in a bar, 817 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,258 - with you. - Well, I don't know. 818 00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:29,060 You tell me, Detective. 819 00:35:29,095 --> 00:35:31,429 I mean, despite your proclaimed revulsion, 820 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:34,031 you can't deny that there's a connection between us. 821 00:35:34,067 --> 00:35:37,101 Tell me, what do you actually want? 822 00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:40,104 You mean what do I desire more than anything else 823 00:35:40,139 --> 00:35:41,472 - in this life? - Yes. 824 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:42,696 - Mm-hmm. - No tricks. Not that they work 825 00:35:42,731 --> 00:35:43,941 on you, you freak. 826 00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:48,813 Seriously. I'm curious. 827 00:35:48,848 --> 00:35:50,348 I don't know. 828 00:35:50,383 --> 00:35:52,049 What-what I told you's true. 829 00:35:52,085 --> 00:35:55,186 I-I really do want to help people. 830 00:35:56,089 --> 00:35:57,722 My father was a cop. 831 00:35:57,757 --> 00:35:59,256 He was a great cop. 832 00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:01,025 My mother was an actress. 833 00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:02,526 Really cheesy one. 834 00:36:02,562 --> 00:36:05,730 I tried the acting thing. I took off my top. 835 00:36:05,765 --> 00:36:08,265 Wasn't really contributing to the betterment of society. 836 00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:10,401 I disagree. I love that movie. 837 00:36:11,704 --> 00:36:12,737 So I quit. 838 00:36:12,772 --> 00:36:14,438 Decided to become a cop like my dad 839 00:36:14,474 --> 00:36:17,108 and, uh, dealt with the whole Hot Tub High School thing, 840 00:36:17,143 --> 00:36:18,776 until, um, 841 00:36:18,811 --> 00:36:20,978 I became a detective and found a whole new way 842 00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:23,347 - to ostracize myself. - Ah, the... 843 00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:25,850 reason your ex-maggot was pressuring you 844 00:36:25,885 --> 00:36:27,485 to close this? 845 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,053 Yeah. Yeah. 846 00:36:29,088 --> 00:36:31,255 Exactly. There was a case, 847 00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:34,091 a shooting on Palmetto Street where a cop was shot, 848 00:36:34,127 --> 00:36:36,360 and I saw it differently than pretty much everyone 849 00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:38,496 in my department, including my ex. 850 00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:40,197 And I stuck my neck out, 851 00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:42,299 and it backfired. 852 00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:44,368 And, uh, now... 853 00:36:44,404 --> 00:36:47,104 no one wants to work with me. 854 00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:49,106 Well, I'm available. 855 00:36:50,581 --> 00:36:52,309 Too bad your little protégé 856 00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:53,644 isn't around to collect the check. 857 00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:54,945 The soundtrack album 858 00:36:54,981 --> 00:36:56,247 for the movie Time Will Tell 859 00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:58,983 has reached number 15 on the Billboard charts 860 00:36:59,018 --> 00:37:00,751 and is still climbing. Song and record sales... 861 00:37:00,787 --> 00:37:02,119 Oh, wow. 862 00:37:03,122 --> 00:37:04,588 What? 863 00:37:05,925 --> 00:37:08,626 Delilah didn't give that watch to the drug dealer. 864 00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:17,069 Stop, stop, stop! 865 00:37:17,095 --> 00:37:19,952 What is it? You got a gerbil in your throat? What's going on? 866 00:37:21,841 --> 00:37:23,007 Hello, Jimmy. 867 00:37:23,042 --> 00:37:24,742 Really? 868 00:37:24,777 --> 00:37:26,377 How's the album sales doing? 869 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:27,711 What album? 870 00:37:27,747 --> 00:37:30,014 Soundtrack to Time Will Tell, which you produced. 871 00:37:30,049 --> 00:37:33,484 Whitney Houston hit the top ten for album sales after her death. 872 00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:35,453 Michael Jackson hit the stratosphere. 873 00:37:35,488 --> 00:37:38,456 Not sure you'll achieve such heights having Delilah killed, 874 00:37:38,491 --> 00:37:41,692 but that sure is a boatload of royalty checks headed your way. 875 00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:45,196 Guess you really needed the cash, huh? 876 00:37:45,231 --> 00:37:48,466 Which is why you had to pay the shooter with your watch. 877 00:37:48,501 --> 00:37:50,768 The watch Delilah gave you. Now, that's just sick. 878 00:37:50,803 --> 00:37:52,536 But then you are, so... 879 00:37:55,497 --> 00:37:56,707 Hey, Jimmy? 880 00:37:56,742 --> 00:37:58,209 I made her, and she ruined me. 881 00:37:58,244 --> 00:38:01,178 She humiliated me. She owes me. 882 00:38:01,214 --> 00:38:03,709 You're not God, Jimmy. You didn't make her. 883 00:38:03,976 --> 00:38:05,382 But you did destroy her. 884 00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:07,284 So I'm gonna punish you. 885 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,954 You back off, you freak. I mean it. 886 00:38:09,989 --> 00:38:12,223 I am not going to jail for that bitch. No chance. 887 00:38:12,258 --> 00:38:13,591 Listen to him, Lucifer. Back off. 888 00:38:13,626 --> 00:38:15,659 I told you, it's fine. I'm immortal. 889 00:38:18,264 --> 00:38:20,564 Why did you do that? 890 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,633 - He was gonna kill you. - No, no, no, 891 00:38:22,668 --> 00:38:25,569 no, no, no. You just... you just let him off too easy. 892 00:38:25,605 --> 00:38:27,638 He needs to pay! He needs to suffer! 893 00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:29,273 He needs to feel the pain, 894 00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:31,742 - not escape it! - Don't worry. 895 00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:34,144 I'm sure where he's going, the pain's coming. 896 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:35,980 No. No, it's not, actually. 897 00:38:36,015 --> 00:38:38,115 And you know why? Because I'm here and he's... 898 00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:49,493 Chloe. 899 00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:53,531 I don't want to die. 900 00:38:53,566 --> 00:38:56,267 I won't let you. 901 00:38:57,703 --> 00:39:00,410 Your father will just have to wait for you. 902 00:39:05,185 --> 00:39:08,245 Just... give me one second. 903 00:39:15,321 --> 00:39:16,520 No, please! No, no, 904 00:39:16,556 --> 00:39:18,656 please! Please. 905 00:39:18,691 --> 00:39:21,125 Please don't kill me. 906 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,459 Oh, Jimmy. 907 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:26,163 You're gonna wish that's all 908 00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:28,899 I did to you. 909 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:44,782 Well, 910 00:39:44,817 --> 00:39:47,585 look who's back. 911 00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:56,293 How long have I been out? 912 00:39:56,329 --> 00:39:59,296 Three years. 913 00:40:00,199 --> 00:40:01,498 What? 914 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,270 You're such an ass. 915 00:40:06,305 --> 00:40:08,439 - Thank you. - Oh, God. 916 00:40:11,747 --> 00:40:13,863 He was firing at you. 917 00:40:14,273 --> 00:40:15,959 Why aren't you... 918 00:40:16,082 --> 00:40:17,941 more dead? 919 00:40:17,976 --> 00:40:20,284 You're having a very hard time with the immortal thing, 920 00:40:20,319 --> 00:40:22,419 aren't you? 921 00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:27,391 - What happened with Jimmy? - Jimmy? 922 00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:29,860 Jimmy got what he deserved. 923 00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:31,795 Hmm? 924 00:40:33,099 --> 00:40:35,566 Well, I'm pretty sure I'd be dead 925 00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:37,101 if you hadn't helped me, so... 926 00:40:37,136 --> 00:40:39,236 thank you. 927 00:40:39,271 --> 00:40:41,171 Sorry, what was that? That last bit. 928 00:40:41,207 --> 00:40:43,273 I didn't quite get that. 929 00:40:44,143 --> 00:40:46,043 Thank you. 930 00:40:46,979 --> 00:40:49,079 You're welcome. 931 00:40:49,115 --> 00:40:50,881 And, besides, you know, 932 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:54,082 you're far too interesting to let die. 933 00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:56,654 You saved my life because I'm interesting? 934 00:40:56,689 --> 00:40:58,789 Wildly irritating as well, but yes. 935 00:41:02,328 --> 00:41:03,494 So what now? 936 00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:05,095 Well, I mean, I've obviously proven myself 937 00:41:05,131 --> 00:41:06,497 to be an invaluable crime-fighting tool. 938 00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:08,932 You're a pariah in the department. 939 00:41:08,968 --> 00:41:10,100 I think this could be the start 940 00:41:10,136 --> 00:41:11,235 of a beautiful friendship. Don't you? 941 00:41:11,270 --> 00:41:13,370 Who the hell are you? 942 00:41:13,406 --> 00:41:15,639 I told you, I'm... 943 00:41:15,675 --> 00:41:17,341 Lucifer! 944 00:41:18,177 --> 00:41:20,477 Uh, yes. Hello, child. 945 00:41:20,513 --> 00:41:22,513 Um, just... Why don't you save 946 00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:24,348 some of this unpleasantness for your mother, yeah? 947 00:41:24,383 --> 00:41:25,616 Ooh. 948 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:27,618 - Sorry. - Oh. 949 00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:29,787 - God. - Are you hurt? 950 00:41:29,822 --> 00:41:31,021 I'm okay. 951 00:41:31,057 --> 00:41:32,723 Right. Well, I'd stay for 952 00:41:32,758 --> 00:41:34,858 the family reunion, but it's giving me terrible IBS. 953 00:41:34,894 --> 00:41:37,428 So, look forward to seeing you soon, Chloe. 954 00:41:37,463 --> 00:41:39,430 - I don't. - Bye, now. 955 00:41:39,465 --> 00:41:40,964 Glad you're not dead. 956 00:41:51,744 --> 00:41:54,278 Bloody hell. 957 00:41:59,552 --> 00:42:01,852 What do you want from me? 958 00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:04,321 I've been watching you, Lucifer. 959 00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:06,323 - You perv. - And I'm not sure 960 00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:07,958 I like what I see. 961 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:10,661 You're showing restraint, mercy. 962 00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:13,797 You scared I'm turning my back on the dark side, bro? 963 00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:17,534 Lucifer, there is a balance here that we must maintain. 964 00:42:17,570 --> 00:42:20,204 I strongly suggest you do what I told you to do 965 00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:21,638 and go back to Hell. 966 00:42:21,674 --> 00:42:24,641 Don't threaten me, Amenadiel. 967 00:42:24,677 --> 00:42:27,277 I mean, you don't want to start a war. 968 00:42:27,313 --> 00:42:30,547 I would love a war. 969 00:42:32,718 --> 00:42:35,519 Oh, Luci. 970 00:42:35,554 --> 00:42:39,056 My hatred for you grows stronger with every visit. 971 00:42:39,091 --> 00:42:42,359 Well, I wouldn't have it any other way, pal. 972 00:42:42,394 --> 00:42:45,496 I look forward to eating your heart one day. 973 00:42:45,531 --> 00:42:47,197 Peace. 974 00:42:55,141 --> 00:42:57,341 Ugh. 975 00:43:05,618 --> 00:43:07,785 I sense your disapproval, Maze. 976 00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:09,753 What is it? 977 00:43:09,789 --> 00:43:15,192 I just can't understand why you would save a human life. 978 00:43:15,227 --> 00:43:17,694 Well, there's... something different about her 979 00:43:17,730 --> 00:43:20,264 that I don't quite understand, and it vexes me. 980 00:43:20,299 --> 00:43:22,833 Maybe it's not her that's different. 981 00:43:22,868 --> 00:43:25,469 Is this where I'm supposed to ask, 982 00:43:25,504 --> 00:43:27,204 "Whatever do you mean?" 983 00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:29,907 I'm worried the humans are rubbing off on you. 984 00:43:29,942 --> 00:43:32,342 Stop caring. 985 00:43:33,312 --> 00:43:35,445 You're the Devil. 986 00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:39,516 Yes, I am. 987 00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:55,165 - Okay. Right. - Uh... 988 00:43:55,201 --> 00:43:57,434 Here's the deal. We can have as much naked 989 00:43:57,469 --> 00:43:59,503 cuddle time as you desire, but... 990 00:43:59,538 --> 00:44:01,738 you're gonna have to listen to me, too. 991 00:44:01,774 --> 00:44:05,042 There's a few things that I'd like to discuss with you. 992 00:44:05,077 --> 00:44:08,378 You know, just a... an existential dilemma or two. 993 00:44:08,414 --> 00:44:09,580 Deal? 994 00:44:09,615 --> 00:44:12,115 - Yes. - Lovely.