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Nurse Evelyn. Nurse Evelyn!
I have a message for you. In english.
Now look, here's the list of all the patients
we've had in the ward in the last month.
- You're Alexandria? - Yes.
Your... your note came in and landed on my lap.
I couldn't understand it,
- it's written in gibberish. - You didn't understand it?
It's not for you.
My name is Roy.
- How'd you hurt your arm? - I fell.
- Me too. - I was picking oranges.
Is that so?
How do you go to the potty?
I don't. They let me go right here.
- In bed? - That's true.
I don't believe.
Hey, Alexandria.
Hey, did you know you're named after Alexander the great,
who was the greatest warrior who ever lived.
Yes, and my note is not in gibberish, it's in english.
Hey, I can see you. Come on out here.
- Whoa, whoa. - I can see you hiding.
Alexandria.
Hey, did you know he was also looking for a message?
He's lost.
He almost died.
Separated from his army.
Did he find the message?
- What? - Did he find the message?
Alexandria the great.
Ah, you know what? I'll tell you. Just come in here.
No, come on. Grab that chair right there.
All right. Don't break your other arm.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- What's in your box? - Things I like.
Things you stole?
No.
- A photo. - Where'd you get the elephant?
- My friend gave it to me at work. - Hmm.
He's from India.
Look.
This is my horse.
And this is my father.
Yeah? He's got the same gap in his teeth.
- It must run in the family. - Yeah. And here is my house.
- Oh, yeah? - It was my house.
- What happened? - They burn it.
- Who burned it? - Angry people.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
- Mmm? - I said I'm sorry to hear that.
Angry people.
I'm just sorry. I'm sorry your house got burned.
Why did Alexander
didn't go from that buildings on his horse?
- If him was lost... - What?
Why did Alexander didn't go from
that middle of the buildings, from that buildings, on his horse?
Well...
First of all, he didn't have a horse...
Because his horse was killed in a battle.
And he wasn't in the middle of any old buildings,
he was lost in the middle of a vast desert full of orange sand,
with only a handful of men.
But they didn't have any water.
My lord, all hope is lost.
It seems your mighty army shall finally be conquered.
Not by the persians,
but by our own greed and gluttony for water.
This helmet contains our last supply.
Oh, king, I believe your wisdom shall save us all.
- Why? - Why?
Why?
Well, because there wasn't enough water for all of them...
- Hmm? - It was Alexander the great's way of...
Showing his army that they were all equal. That...
- That's stupid. - Wh... what would you do better?
Was Alexander throw the water
instead to give every soldier a little bit.
Hey, come back tomorrow and I'm going to tell you a different story.
- An epic tale of love and revenge... - Mm-hmm.
- You know what epic means? - No.
I still got tightness here. It's like I can't...
It means a really long story. And it's set in India.
- All right, go on. - I want you to examine me.
You personally. I'm not very well.
Do you have a cigarette?
The swelling seems down.
I know how much it hurts.
Someone should.
In the next couple of weeks the pain should abate, then one more operation.
Like the last one?
This is going to take effort on your part. Know that?
See?
Ahh.
Come on, then.
- Be back before lunch. - Ok.
Alexandria. Get away from that ice.
I see you. Get away from that ice.
You're gonna get sick. I want you to go play. Go.
Next time I'll glue your lips to this and carry you away.
You're lucky it was just a horse that got killed.
Jumping off a train bridge was suicide, too.
If you were trying to impress her...
- What did you... - Sinclair already did a better job.
You know, the actor.
- The leading man. - I know who he is.
Every cloud has a silver lining, that's for sure.
- Take another card. That is a queen. - Before my accident...
The queen of hearts.
I've had my leg hacked off by savages,
mangled by chariots, sawed off by lumberjacks.
I've even had a harpoon through it. I'm working all the time.
That is the two of spades.
The studio is trying to do right by you.
- Mr sabatini. - Take the money.
Anyway, gags are not for you, Roy.
- You're a college man. - It wasn't me.
- One cripple to another... - It was little girls.
- I didn't throw orange at you. - No woman is worth suicide.
Guy's a movie star, for Christ's sake.
Was you friend a pirate?
Was your friend a pirate?
Sometimes.
Is that how he hurt his leg?
No, he... He does tricks for pictures.
You know, flickers.
- Hm? - Moving pictures.
- I never seen one. - Ah, you're not missing much.
Is that what you do, like your friend?
- Just once. - Hmm.
Will you tell me the story now?
- What story? - The epic.
All right.
All right. Close your eyes.
What do you see?
Nothing.
Rub 'em. Can you see the stars?
Yes.
It was a starry night.
Four men waited impatiently on a small island,
surrounded by a calm sea.
But that calmness was deceptive.
For, at that moment, an Indian with a bandaged thigh
swam towards them.
Luigi... is what true?
Governor odious will execute your twin brother tomorrow morning.
My poor brother.
In all, there were five of them.
They had only one thing in common, a hatred of governor odious.
The first was an ex-slave, oftta benga.
He and his brother were born into slavery
only to fill the coffers of the evil governor odious.
One day, while toiling in the fields...
Heartbroken at his brother's death, he freed the slaves
and swore that he would be responsible for governor odious' death.
- I like him. - Then, there was the Indian,
who, whenever anxious, always stroked his brow.
The Indian was supposedly married
to the most beautiful squaw in the world,
yet nobody had seen her.
To verify this, odious disguised himself as a leper.
But when he saw her reflection, he was smitten.
Locking the doors to his wigwam, the Indian stood guard.
Little did he know, he was guarding an empty home.
For his wife had already been kidnapped by the evil governor odious.
But the squaw refused to show herself to him,
so odious had her thrown into the labyrinth of despair.
Eventually she realised there was only one way out.
While mouming his wife's death,
the Indian took a blood oath never to look at another squaw,
and that he would be responsible for governor odious' death.
I like him, too.
Luigi was an explosive expert.
When odious heard about the power of his new bombs,
he had him publicly banished.
On his return,
Luigi discovered that everybody hid from him, because even speaking to him
was punishable by death.
But when his own priest refused to hear his confession,
Luigi swore...
That he would be responsible for governor odious' death.
Next, was the english naturalist,
Charles Darwin. He loved all living things.
Creatures, plants... everything alive.
Darwin was always accompanied by his shy, brilliant, colleague,
Wallace the monkey.
What is that, Wallace?
I don't know why flamingos are pink.
Even though they had developed many theories together...
They were still looking for something.
What?
- Butterfly. - That's a good guess.
In fact, a very specific butterfly...
Called americana exotica.
One day, odious sent them a dead one.
Butterfly reef.
This odious, it's, um...
- Bad man? - Oh, yeah.
Butterfly reef.
That's where governor odious chose to banish our heroes.
To mock them.
Hoping, that in their fight for survival,
they would devour each other.
So the buccaneers were trapped on this island.
What means a buccaneer?
Well, it's like a pirate.
Pirate and buccaneer, it's like the same thing.
But I don't like pirate stories.
You're the one who asked for a pirate story.
Mm-mmm. No.
- Yes you did. - Mm-mmm.
I just wanted to know if your friend was, was a pirate.
- Why? - Because he has just one leg.
Oh! Right.
Well, yeah. It's not a pirate story.
- It's a story about bandits. - Mmm.
In fact, our masked hero couldn't even swim.
I need to learn to swim.
Finally, very little was known about the gap-toothed masked bandit.
- Like my father? - Yes, your father.
Except that he and his twin brother, the blue bandit,
had escaped execution from the Spanish governor odious.
Knowing that their chances of survival were better apart,
the two brothers separated,
swearing that they would kill governor odious.
We must conceive a plan.
I need to get off this island and rescue my twin brother.
What?
All elephants?
I say, we...
I have an idea.
Darwin! That was a great ideal!
Come on, otta benga!
Goodbye, my beautiful friend!
Have a nice swim!
Darwin! You are a genius!
- Much obliged. - Where do you get these ideas?
What is it, my friend?
How sad. The tortures of this world have driven the poor man mad.
Not true. He said he has been sent by his mystic cult...
To help us against governor odious and his Spanish henchmen.
This region was once a lush forest,
alive with birds and sacred trees...
But odious had them all burned down.
He also says the birds are safe inside his belly.
But we must take care, for only fittest shall survive.
Tell him we have no use of a mystic.
We are on a dangerous mission.
We need to hurry to the fort to save my twin brother.
He will only slow us down.
Fish, sefsior.
Pescado!
Pescado, serior, pescado!
Stand aside, my friend. Before you say "kaboom"...
I have this door open.
Forgive me, wise mystic, for my disrespect.
Undoubtedly, you have a flair for warmongering.
It would be my honour if you consider joining us on our quest.
We must save your brother!
But first...
A little test.
- You can't stop there. - I just wanna play a little game.
I want you to go outside and touch one of my toes.
No, tell me the story. What happened with the blue bandit?
No, it won't take long. Just go outside and touch one of my toes.
Ok.
- I'm touching your little toe. - No.
No, please don't tell me which toe you're touching. I gotta guess.
That's the whole point of the game.
- All right... - Uh-huh. I'm touching one.
I'm touching one.
You're touching my big toe?
- Mm-hmm. - Are you telling the truth?
Mm-hmm.
You can look.
Great.
Oh, I got that?
What happened? What happened with his brother?
- Did he save him? - No, no, no, no.
- Were you telling a story? - Uh-huh.
No, no, no. Were you telling the truth just now?
Ye... no. I was telling the truth.
You just said no, you weren't telling the truth.
No, I tell it.
- Were you telling the truth? - Yeah.
- When you just touched my toe? - Uh-huh.
- You little liar. - No.
Alexandria, were you lying to me?
I touch your big toe.
We need to hurry!
Do you want me to finish the story?
The masked bandit arrived at the chandelier hall too late.
Odious had already tortured his brother and crew...
And hung them.
All right, that's it.
It's not a circus. It's not a playground for all your...
Please! Are you listening to me?
Get otta here!
You leave her alone.
- Come here, baby. - Get off! Goddamn...
Aw, no, no, no, sweetheart.
Come here, come here. Come on.
- Dad? Dad? - What do you want?
- He's doing it again. - Stop that? Leave him alone!
- What's that? - Food.
- Where'd you get it? - The chapel.
I'm sorry I shouted at you.
- I was angry. - No problem.
- Are you trying to save my soul? - Hmm?
Are you trying to save my soul?
- Did you understand me? - What?
Did you understand what I meant?
What you said?
I said, "are you trying to save my soul"?
- Give me that. - What mean that?
The eucharist. It's, uh...
What?
The eucharist. The thing you gave me.
It's a...
- It saves your soul. - Hmm?
The thing I give you... what?
The little piece of bread that you just gave me, it saves your soul.
- What? What? - Are you worried about me?
- What? - It saves your soul.
- Do you know what soul means? - No.
- It's like strength. - Hmm.
Why does the old man keep his teeth in a glass at night?
It's where he keeps his strength.
His spirit.
His spirit is in those teeth.
Yeah.
Oh, you're missing a little strength.
- Right in the front of your mouth. - Mm-mmm.
The chapel's in the main block, isn't it?
Yes. What happened with the black bandit?
I'm sorry.
It's ok.
They keep the medicine in the main block, don't they?
Yes.
That which has been taken from me can never be replaced.
My brother.
- Why he speaks like this? - He's your father.
But my father's dead.
What?
Ok. How do you want him to speak?
I think of all the joys we had.
Normal, like you.
I could have saved you, but I was weak.
My grief has gone blood-red with revenge.
I'm stronger now.
I will search the four corners of this earth, find governor odious
and joyously kill him.
By the blue bandit's honour I swear, I will annihilate him...
And everything that he loves.
I will destroy him!
I will destroy him! Destroy him!
And every Spanish thing.
I thought he was Spanish?
No... he was French.
Are you with me, bandits?
Oui, mon capitaine.
Darwin!
Which way to governor odious?
I tell him a-not to put the map with the bugs.
- Are we lost? - Sorry, capitaine.
Hey, no!
Hey! You can't eat it, it's poisonous!
What's he saying?
He says we should follow him to greener pastures!
- What? - He say, it's-a greener down there.
- Green? Down where? - I don't know.
To greener pastures.
Slow down!
The birds in his belly crave greener pastures!
Hey! It is a-greener down there.
Greener pastures.
Slow down.
Please don't run!
The poison works faster if you run!
Slow down.
It's poisonous.
What?
He's giving us directions.
- Go! Go! - Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! - G 0, go, go, go, go
Slaves!
Odious' flag!
We must free the slaves.
- Hi-yah! - Ha!
Yah! Tell me, Alexandria, do you read english?
You always stop at the same part when it's very beautiful...
And interesting.
I just wanted to know if you can read english.
Can you?
- Can you read english? - Yeah.
What's this?
- Paper. - No.
- What's this? - M-o-r-p-h...
- Three. - What's that?
- Three. - That's good.
I'm having a hard time sleeping, and I can't remember that story.
I need some pills.
I need pills in a... in a bottle that has this written on them.
M-0o-r-b-h-i-n-three?
Yes. And it's in the main block.
In that room in the main block.
- You understand? - Ask the head nurse.
I'm asking you as a friend.
- But it's stealing. - No, it's not. Not if you need it.
It's no different than stealing bread from a church.
- I'll ask them for you. - No.
It's a bandit secret.
I need the pills to finish the story.
You understand?
- I can't get it... - I'll do it.
Thanks.
You look beautiful.
Why do you put red on your cheeks?
Because it makes you look...
Pretty...
And healthy, too.
- Back before lunch. - I know!
Alexandria, no licking the ice today?
No. Thank you. Bye!
One bite maybe. But a pit of snakes?
M-0o-r-p-h-i-n-three.
R-p-h-i-n-three.
Maybe you got...
It's important you listen to me. Think of your other children.
I'm so sorry.
Warn your children about rattlesnakes.
This isn't a good time. There are snake pits all over this area.
Wake up! Wake up! You better get up or they'll chop you.
You get up! You better get up and show these people you are sleeping!
These men will chop you if you don't get up. Get up!
Get up. This isn't funny.
Please, let's leave this place.
Come on! Come on!
I do that all the time.
All you have to do is change your clothes
and hide the wet ones until they're dry.
You know what I do when something frightens me?
I say the magic words.
Googly, googly, googly, begone.
Let's practise together.
The magic words.
Googly, googly, googly. Go away.
- Did you get what I sent you for? - Yes.
- This it is. - Yeah?
- There's only three. - You asked me for three.
- No, I asked you for a full bottle. - But you wrote three.
Was this bottle full of pills?
- Were there more pills in here? - Yeah.
- What did you do with them? - I throw them in the toilet.
But I throw them away because you wrote:
M-o-r-p-h-i-n-three -
will they help you sleep?
A nap perhaps.
- We must free the slaves. - Did they free the slaves?
Aah!
Come out, odious.
Just like a butterfly.
Why the mask again?
He doesn't want to scare her.
She doesn't know anything about him,
but he knew everything about her.
The colour of her eyes.
Brown.
Her favourite food.
Orange?
Her favourite book.
Bible.
Boys, she's mine.
- What about the bomb? - What?
The bomb!
Yah!
The bandits kidnapped the Princess,
leaving behind her little nephew.
They rode down from the high mountain deserts to a place he loved.
He had played, as a child, with his twin.
A palace in the middle of a lake.
What's the matter with that poor fellow?
Ever since the Indian's misfortune,
he took a vow to never look at another squaw.
But a man cannot show what's in his heart when he hides his face.
Who, may I ask, are you?
To most I am known as the masked bandit.
The scourge of the southeast?
That's the one.
But that's only when I wear the mask.
Who are you?
Nurse Evelyn.
Once I was lady Evelyn Everest everhardt,
and now I am simply called...
- Sister Evelyn. - She is not the sister.
Bless you. No. What? Yes, she is.
She doesn't have brothers and sisters.
No, she's a nun, like these nuns out here.
She turned from the masked bandit and she said:
- May I be frank with you? - Of course.
Although I've dedicated my life to god and goodness,
I secretly love throwing oranges at our priest.
Two turns to the left to the bathroom.
- No, you read my note. - What are you talking about?
- Go to the bathroom. - No.
How do you know about the priest and the orange?
Everybody knows you like throwing oranges at the priest.
The priest knows, but I didn't find out from your gibberish message.
It's not gibberish.
Thank you.
Doctor?
She wants to ask you how much days I have to stay here.
Well, I want you to stay here until you get better.
Uh, her cast will come off in a few days.
But I'd like her to stay here until she's completely recovered.
She wants to say that we are staying too much times, we have to leave the city.
Well, you just tell her that you shouldn't be working in the groves.
At your age it's dangerous, you'll spend the rest of your days picking fruit.
And then she'll fall. She surely will fall.
Thank you.
- What did she say? - She says ok.
- Really? - Really.
Alexandria, she asked me something, didn't she?
- No, that's how we speak. - Oh.
- You sure? - Sure.
Beautiful machine.
Beautiful machina. Beautiful machina.
Beautiful machina.
It's a very generous offer, if you look over here at the numbers,
it's more money than, uh, I actually make a year.
- I want to add something to it. - Don't start adding stuff.
You know the studio's got a building full of lawyers.
Jumping, falling, crashing, cowhands are getting all the glory.
Who's idea was it anyway?
Jumping onto a horse from a train bridge?
Add screening to the contract and I'll sign it.
What happens to the money if I die?
Roy, get off this suicide thing.
Let the doctors finish what they've started.
The problem is not his back.
It's a broken heart.
He needs to get over her.
I mean, he's not the first guy to lose a girl.
Sorry.
You are someone famous?
- So they tell me. - Hey, kid!
I made this for you.
Who's in the mask?
You, in the wheelchair.
It's beautiful.
I'll keep it forever.
I hope I never get better.
Why?
'Cause I want to stay here with, with you.
- Hey, this came for you today. - Really?
- Do you like chocolate? - I like it.
Do you want me to finish the story?
Yes.
- I need a favour. - What kind of favour?
You know our friend Walt?
- He's not my friend. - He's not my friend, either.
I retrieved this key from him
because I think he's been stealing my pills.
I think he's got them in his cabinet there.
I want you to go check and see if he's got them.
Why? I got you the bottle.
There weren't enough in there for me to go to sleep.
Come on, be a good bandit.
I don't want to be a bandit.
That's too bad.
Because odious' castle was surrounded by a big, blue city.
And that's where the bandits are headed for their final encounter.
This is the best part of the story. Since you're leaving soon,
I'd hate for you to spend your whole life wondering how it turned out.
- What's in the drawer? - Stuff.
- What kind of stuff? - Stuff Walt's been stealing from me.
- What? - I won't know until you go look.
- Promise you'll finish the story? - Yeah.
It's that brown bottle.
- This one? - That's the one.
I think he stole it from me.
That's mine.
Where did we leave off?
They were telling secrets.
I'm looking for the man who murdered my father.
The black bandit said.
- My brother, the blue masked bandit... - He said,
- tried to avenge our father's death. - "I've been on a quest...
For revenge."
He told her everything about his life,
except for the name of governor odious.
You need to leave.
You should go.
But you promised you'll tell me the story.
You've captivated my heart.
That's why I can no longer keep you in captivity.
I've fallen in love with you.
But I am consumed with revenge.
I'm not a man who can be loved.
When I fall asleep, you gotta go.
And don't come back tomorrow.
Ok.
Thank you.
- I'm sorry about this. - Why?
I'm sorry.
Why?
I don't want you to see me like this.
You think you took me captive...
and you think you took me captive
- in fact, you are my saviour. - J in fact, you are my saviour
- I was like a bird in a golden cage. - and I was like a bird in a golden cage
by freeing me, you've captured my heart.
J by freeing me you've captured my heart
Make them kiss.
No, I don't wanna make them kiss.
Hmm... why?
Because of what they're about to find out.
She should have not come with us.
- Why? - It is too dangerous.
If we are captured, governor odious shall surely kill her.
You mentioned odious?
He is my sworn enemy.
And my fiance.
No.
I want to look at you until I die.
What a mystery this world.
One day you love them...
Then the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over.
God forgive him.
I'm glad I never kissed you.
She can't die.
She's still alive.
The solid gold locket stopped the bullet.
"My dearest daughter:
Never marry for money,
fame, power or security.
Always follow your heart.
Your ever loving father..."
It says all that on that little locket?
Si.
I've never been able to open it. No one's been able to open it.
You're the first.
And he, and he knew she was the woman he was supposed to love.
Please, please? Now they can kiss-kiss?
Yes.
But first, marriage.
And then they can kiss.
The ring.
The mystic spies danger in your palm.
You've taken too many pills. Death is near.
Danger?
Suicide is not the answer.
He says he also knows of a secret chant,
whenever we're in trouble...
Something about "googly-googly"?
He says if you fall asleep, you will never wake up.
The mystic was right.
The stony-faced priest had betrayed them.
- And then they were saved? - No.
There was no one left to save them.
Wallace?
Wallace, is that you? Wallace?
- No. It's me. - Huh?
No wonder the bag was so heavy.
- Ch-ch-ch. - Shoot.
Shoot, shoot! Shoot them, daddy!
Shoot them!
Daddy, don't you recognise me?
Don't you? It's me!
Don't you recognise me?
- Who are you? - It's me, da-da.
- Who? - Me!
- My daughter? - Yes, you recognise me.
Yeah. My daughter from a previous marriage.
Yes.
I didn't recognise you 'cause you got teeth.
You must be stronger now.
Not the time to sleep now.
Not the time to sleep.
It's not time to sleep.
Wake up.
Wake up, it's not the time to sleep now.
Wake up.
Don't pretend to sleep.
Wake up. Laugh, laugh.
Not the time to sleep.
Hmm.
Americana exotica.
Does dr snider know about this?
He's under observation, I thought he was getting better.
Hey!
Alexandria, go inside.
Go on! All right, carry on.
Roy, where are they taking you?
Roy, wake up.
Roy, wake up, wake up.
Wake up. They're going to cut you up, Roy.
Gonna chop you up. Wake up.
Go on. Shoo.
Wake up.
Oh, no, no, no. He was his usual self, you know,
smiling away, playing with his teeth. I just don't feel very well, doc.
I don't know what the hell's wrong with me. I cough and...
Am I going delirious from medication? I don't know what...
Roy.
Roy! Roy, I...
I thought you were dead.
Saw two men and they were carrying the body away.
And then I tried to pinch your toe.
I run after, and after that
one of the doctors told me "shoo" and I... I had to go away.
I'm sorry. I promise but, but you...
- Roy, I bring you more medicine... - Sugar.
- If you want. I promise... - They're giving him sugar.
Oh. Well, it's great you're awake.
- I brought your x-rays. You wanna look? - Doc, the man's dead and you...
Roy!
Will you shut up already?!
Get out of here! You're not really sick, Walt! They're feeding you sugar!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Nurse! Nurse!
What do you mean they're giving me sugar?
She's wet herself. Get her out of here.
Come.
Go back to your room. Orderlies!
You should be in bed, Alexandria.
There's more fires in the field.
It's kerosene.
The kerosene stops the fruit from freezing.
No, it's mystic.
He's coming out of the tree to help Roy.
I think it's bedtime, young lady. No more time for funny talk.
Into bed now.
And, maybe, one day, you can take me downstairs
and introduce me to your friend, Roy.
May I go downstairs and say good night?
No. He's not allowed any visitors.
Your friend Roy needs to rest.
He's very sad. He's lost his girlfriend.
He needs to sleep.
But he can't. He needs medicine to sleep.
And he doesn't have any, that's the problem.
I'm sure they're taking very good care of him.
Now it's time for bed.
Little girls need to go to sleep, too.
- I'm not little. I am five. - Of course.
I forgot.
Googly, googly.
Googly, googly, googly, googly.
Googly, googly, googly, googly, googly, googly, googly.
Googly, googly, go away. Googly, googly.
Googly, googly, go away.
Googly, googly... go away.
Googly, googly, googly, googly, googly, go away.
Papa. They steal our horse.
Papa.
They steal our horse.
Papa, the angry people burn our home.
They burn our home!
Don't go outside.
Thieves.
Angry people kill you.
Thieves! Hey, my horse!
The X-ray seems fine.
Mommy!
Were you taking medicine to Roy?
No, mama.
That is your responsibility, and this is how you treat it!
To get better, you gotta have the will...
And your own desire... to live.
I fell again.
I heard. Everybody's heard.
You're famous.
Are... are they angry?
Yeah.
But not at you.
I tried to take more pills, but I fell,
- it was the wrong thing, and... - What?
I put my foot on it when I went up...
And later on the thing made me go like that.
And I fell.
I... I didn't tell anybody about our secret.
Even when they tortured me with needles.
Is that a pirate's flag?
- Uh-huh. Un-uh. - Is that yes or no?
Tell me the story.
I should go, you need your rest.
But I want you to.
- I know you do. - You promised.
This story was just a trick to get you to do something for me.
- What? - I was...
- 1... - But I need the story.
You should ask someone else.
There's no... There's no happy ending with me.
I still want to know.
Ask your friend, nurse Evelyn, she'll tell it better.
- I don't want her in the story. - Oh, she's ok.
- Uh-uh. - Mmm.
Well, she doesn't really love governor odious.
She's just... she's just pretending.
I saw her with one of the hospital men.
She was just pretending to love you.
- Just like your girlfriend. - I see.
Governor odious with nurse Evelyn.
She's right.
We don't need her. She can't be trusted.
You give them your heart...
But all they really want is your wallet.
Sooner or later she's gonna leave him for a richer man.
- It's a trap. - I understand.
- I don't like it. - Thank you for telling me.
This is suicide for all of us.
We're going.
Hey, Indian, what means "suicide"?
Wallace? Wallace!
Wallace! Wallace, what are you doing?
Wallace, please, will you come down?
Please? This really isn't the time.
Wallace, please? Wallace, will you come down?
Wallace!
Wallace?
Wallace, what did you do?
Oh, Wallace.
Wallace?
Americana exotica.
It's beautiful.
- Does he really... - Died?
Let's go!
I'm all washed up.
- Uncle Darwin! - Don't leave me, my friend.
- There's angry people! - I'll tell everyone they're your idea.
They're going to find out I'm a fraud.
Go on! Shoot, you animals.
They'll pay you well for Darwin's hide.
He died, too.
And Wallace, too?
- Did he really died? - Yeah.
And in Wallace's case, happily so.
It was the natural order of things.
All things must die.
Ah!
Oh! Damn it all.
Back! Get back!
Kaboom.
If you want something done...
Get down there!
You have to do it yourself.
Get down there, you animals!
And bring them up here!
I don't like this! I don't like this story!
Why are we running away?
Why did Luigi kill himself?
Why did he not come with us?
He was half a man.
He couldn't do that. He gave up.
It's not very satisfying, is it?
He didn't think so, either.
Please, the mystic. Why, why are they killing the mystic?
We need to go help him!
Mystic!
- Hey! - Mystic!
Googly, googly, googly.
Ahh!
Googly, googly, googly.
Googly, googly, googly!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
Googly, googly, googly!
I'm sorry.
It's ok.
Indian!
- Up! - Help!
Oh!
No, no, no, no!
Why are you killing everybody?
Why are you making everybody die?
- It's my story. - Mine, too!
Bring them up here.
Alive!
We are here.
Alive!
- Roy! - Don't look at her.
- She is also with odious. - Quiet.
Just like your girlfriend!
- Shut up! - No!
Your girlfriend came with odious to see you.
The bandit entered odious' garden.
But she stood in the car, and...
- Odious was nowhere to be seen. - She and odious...
The bandit ran past odious' hiding place, odious cracked him in the nose!
No! But wait a little. Wait, please.
So he sank to the bottom of the pool.
He didn't even try to swim.
- You're making this up. - No I'm not.
He started to sink, he was dying.
Let him live.
Get up! Roy, get up and fight!
Get up! Get up!
- I'm afraid. - Oh, what a shame.
Goddamn it, get up!
Look!
- Look at him! - Get up!
- See how pathetic he is. - I can't get up!
- Get up, daddy! - I can't!
- The water's only waist high. - I'm not your father.
How pathetic, look at him. He's a drug addict.
Your father is a coward.
- A useless, good-for-nothing. - Dad, get up!
He can't win. That's because our masked bandit is a coward.
Yeah, he never took an oath.
- A fake, a liar and a coward. - You're lying!
Nuh-uh. He had his fingers crossed. He has to die.
I don't believe you.
He was dying.
Don't kill him.
I'll bring you more pills if you want.
Dad, get up!
Don't kill him.
- There's nothing left for him. - His daughter.
He wasn't her father, either.
She loves him.
She'll survive. She's young.
I don't want you to die.
Don't kill him.
Let him live.
Don't kill him.
Prom... promise?
And don't cross you fingers.
- I promise. - Show me your hands.
See?
No more fighting.
He needs to go to his daughter. She's afraid.
It's ok, it's all right. It's over now.
Give me a kiss.
Ah.
Roy...
You do realise it was all a test to see if you truly loved me, don't you?
We're finally free to follow our hearts.
Huh.
By all means...
Follow your heart.
Hmm.
I'm not feeling very well.
We're a strange pair, aren't we?
Mm-hmm.
What's that guy doing on the track?
Action, action, action, action.
This is the trash we're making now?
People jumping off buildings, Bridges, horses.
Did I just miss something?
That was it? That was his big stunt?
He didn't even use that horse thing.
I put old man teeth there
because I think that, uh,
mystic comes out of the tree
and it will grow a special orange tree
Alexandria! Alexandria!
And we'll have oranges inside with teeths...
With teeth inside.
When I get out from the hospital, I miss Roy very much.
Americana! Americana!
My mother told me that he played in pictures,
and he does things that other actors cannot do, like falling and hitting,
and...
When they climb on something, when they...
I didn't believe my mother, but then I saw him.
I watch the picture again and again and again and...
To make sure that was Roy, and was Roy!
And then, I like the action from all the pictures because
I know that Roy is making all the falling and hitting
and climbing, and he was on a stair
and he was going up and down and up and down.
And he was falling from the train,
and he was taking the car, and he was falling from...
He was falling from the bicycle and a house. It was Wallace!
He was falling with a rope.
And he was hit and he was going, "mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you very much"!