1 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:08,759 - Oh, fuck! Fuckety, fuck-fuck! - Stay calm. 2 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:10,970 - We just have to stop the bleeding. - It's just... 3 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:13,139 Here. Um, put this up your nose. 4 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:15,099 Or-or this. Oh! 5 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:17,727 - Or-or this. - A potato? Mom... 6 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,204 Viv, stop. Look, you're making it worse. 7 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:21,522 Hold on. This. It's super absorbent. 8 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:24,400 - Oh. - Aw, Nevaeh, you're all grown up, 9 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:26,569 but, guys, it's a nosebleed, okay? 10 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,904 It's-it's already stopping. I'm fine. 11 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:30,841 - It's fine. I'm fine. - Okay, what if it's not? 12 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:33,200 All right? Rupert Tilford had a nosebleed 13 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:34,594 right before his, you know, his head... 14 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,287 Blew up all over the place. 15 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,164 Honey, maybe you should go see a doctor. 16 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,165 What's a doctor gonna do, Mom? 17 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,750 I'm a scientific anomaly. 18 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:43,210 Look, he's right, a regular doctor can't help, 19 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:46,630 - but the doctor who invented download might be able to. - Nora. 20 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,049 Look, I found him. Oscar Mayer Intel fired him 21 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:50,527 but he's still living in San Francisco, 22 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,802 and-and it's not that far. 23 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,363 I'm supposed to be laying low. Public transpo has 24 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,656 more cameras than a movie premiere. 25 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,223 - I'm fine. - Mm. 26 00:00:56,307 --> 00:00:57,587 Have you guys ever flown private? 27 00:00:58,476 --> 00:01:00,561 I've got a hookup. You're gonna love it. 28 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:23,125 Oh, we should be at the doctor's soon. 29 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:25,628 I was thinking... 30 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,481 I don't think we should tell him I'm a download. 31 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:29,673 The more people that know about it, 32 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,091 the more dangerous it is, right? 33 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:33,803 So just, please, promise me you won't say anything. 34 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:37,640 Fine. I promise. 35 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,976 So what are we gonna do? 36 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,311 I have a plan. 37 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,396 Do you actually have one 38 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:47,107 or are you just saying it confidently? 39 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,568 I'm just saying it confidently. 40 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:52,822 Well, you sounded sexy saying it. 41 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,866 Maybe I should come over there, then. 42 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,828 Maybe you should. 43 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:02,789 Oh! 44 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,835 I'm okay. 45 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:22,726 Ooh, that's cute. 46 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,145 Caption: "business trip, bitches." 47 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:28,858 Hashtag "retreat yo self." Post. 48 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,944 Oh, take another one. Take another picture. 49 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,323 Oh, my battery just died. 50 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,908 Oh, it's so crazy how that happens 51 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:40,119 almost every time we... 52 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:41,912 take a... 53 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,454 take a photo. 54 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:44,790 Sorry, I... 55 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:47,543 I popped, like, three Ambiens on the plane. 56 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:48,961 Three Ambiens? 57 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:51,130 I don't sleep since my husband left me. 58 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:53,924 Lucy, I had no idea. 59 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,384 It's okay. 60 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,222 Look, I can't believe that I am saying this, 61 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:02,057 but if you ever need s... 62 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:05,352 Okay. 63 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:07,938 Good talk. 64 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:12,526 What is she doing in San Francisco? 65 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:14,945 Call Nora. 66 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,162 Hey. 67 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,456 Hey. It's been a while. 68 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,791 You will not believe where I... 69 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,251 What is that noise? 70 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:32,463 Uh... leaf blowers. 71 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,341 L.A. people are so bougie with their lawns. 72 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,301 Oh, you're in L.A.? 73 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,595 Yeah, yeah. 74 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:42,139 Uh, in-in a sauna. Whew. 75 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,224 Ooh. 76 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:48,187 - Why? - Nothing. Never mind. 77 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:51,649 Um... okay. 78 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,901 Okay. 79 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,445 Hey, you know what, I'm kind of in the middle of something. 80 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:59,365 So, um, catch up later? 81 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,742 Yeah. Sure. Whatever. 82 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,798 Car, child locks on. 83 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,765 Do the choppy-choppy thing. 84 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,101 Fast enough? 85 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,687 Faster... 86 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,692 Oh... 87 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,696 Oh, I have to go. 88 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,824 Hey, I'm still covered in oil. 89 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,158 Aah! 90 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:47,037 So, what do you want to do today, Brownie? 91 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:49,915 I'm down for anything as long as it doesn't cost money. 92 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:51,375 Don't you work today? 93 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,878 Nope. Shop's closed. Ringworm outbreak. 94 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,422 Mr. Brown. Fifth floor? 95 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:59,133 - Yes, please. - Oh, uh, push it yourself 96 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,759 - 'cause I'm on lunch. - What? 97 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,221 It's 9:40 a.m. 98 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,433 What do you even eat? 99 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:10,227 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Oh. Okay, frisky. 100 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,730 No, Luke told me about a hack to get to the first floor, 101 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,165 but we've never been able to try it 102 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,834 'cause the AI guy doesn't let us push the buttons. 103 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:18,027 Baby, this is the first floor. 104 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,654 No, no, no, no. 105 00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:22,990 Like, the very first first floor. 106 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,451 Okay? The showroom for the Lakeview 1.0 beta version. 107 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:29,163 It's super lame, but it has a bar with a free drunk setting. 108 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:37,421 Hmm. Well, I guess it was just a myth. 109 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:43,510 Oh, my God! 110 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:46,847 Oh, my God! 111 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,187 Okay. 112 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,567 - That was fun. - Yep. 113 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:03,155 Huh? 114 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,285 Not again. 115 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,370 Ms. Kannerman's gonna kill me. 116 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:27,221 I'm so screwed. 117 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,972 If I don't find funding by tonight, 118 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,933 I'll be joining you down there tomorrow. 119 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:35,646 At least you get apples for snacks. I-I like apples. 120 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,356 It's an onion. 121 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,899 Ugh! Blecch. God. 122 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,151 I can't munch onions like a fucking horse. 123 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:42,653 Uploads are not allowed to work. 124 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,114 How am I supposed to keep myself in the style 125 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:47,282 to which I have become accustomed? 126 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:48,992 I know a way. 127 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:52,079 Are you willing to do something a little sketchy? 128 00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:54,123 Yes. What is it? 129 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:56,542 Okay, so, 130 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,586 head into the Grey Zone, go south. 131 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,130 You'll see a warehouse. 132 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:04,258 Ask them where the cheese is. They'll hook you up. 133 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,468 Grey Zone south, warehouse, cheese. Grey Zone south, 134 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:07,612 - warehouse, cheese. Got it. - Cheese. 135 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,596 - Thanks, Yang. - Hey. So, 136 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,142 you're cool and I feel like we really click. 137 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:17,146 Would you maybe want to go on a... 138 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,692 Huh. Wonder what she was gonna say. 139 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:25,237 Yeah, Grey Zone south, warehouse, cheese. 140 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,614 Grey Zone south, warehouse, cheese. 141 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,787 Can I help you? 142 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,247 Hi. Yes. My husband, 143 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,999 or common-law spouse... 144 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,084 That's irrelevant info, but, um, 145 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,753 we were taking a nice walk and we got jumped. 146 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:44,298 Oh, my God. By whom? 147 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:47,801 Hoodlums. Just violent hoodlums. 148 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,845 - Are you okay? - I-I am, 149 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:52,890 but, um, he got kicked in the head. 150 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,725 Ow. Fuck. 151 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,895 - Unbelievable. - Could I borrow your phone to call a doctor? 152 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:01,273 Well, I could take a look at him. I'm a doctor. 153 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,901 - What? Oh. - Are you really? 154 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,361 - Unbelievable. - Oh. 155 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:07,988 Thank you. 156 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,574 Man, you're limping. They really roughed you up, huh? 157 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,160 Oh, no. I sprained my ankle kicking their asses. 158 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,496 But, oh, they got me 159 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:19,249 with a cheap shot. Ow. 160 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,626 - Ow. - Straight through. 161 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:26,924 A hundred years ago, Founders' Grove 162 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:30,761 started as an elite institution where a handful of powerful 163 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,346 and morally corrupt men 164 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,974 would retreat to make decisions that would affect everyone. 165 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,393 But today, it welcomes our women 166 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:42,773 and gender-diverse into the fold. 167 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:46,068 No one is as naturally devious as those non-male 168 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,611 Horizen rock stars. 169 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,697 So, please join me and give them a big, 170 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:53,450 inclusive round of applause. 171 00:08:57,079 --> 00:09:00,582 Thank you. Thank you. 172 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,918 All right, thank you. Thank you, Lucy. 173 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,754 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 174 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:09,675 So, PaneraAeon's been growing their subscribers. 175 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,302 But we've stalled. Last quarter was so bad 176 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,930 we had to shut down our Civic Integrity unit. 177 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:19,768 I want to hear some big-picture ideas. 178 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:22,271 Aleesha, let's hear your thoughts, 179 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:25,732 no matter how disorganized or histrionic. 180 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:30,112 Uh... uh, yeah. Uh... 181 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,822 sure. 182 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,243 Actually, my family 183 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,328 recently visited Lakeview. 184 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:41,039 So, did they love it or did they love it? 185 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,875 They thought it was crusty as hell. 186 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:47,504 Look, I have money 187 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,631 for the first time in my life. 188 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:52,801 I can afford to upload to Lakeview, 189 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,177 but I wouldn't want to. 190 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,512 I get that 191 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,849 I'm not Horizen's target demo, 192 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,059 but why can't I be? 193 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,520 Sorry, guys, she's new to this. 194 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,855 I would like to hear more. 195 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,445 Okay. 196 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:14,114 Where are the clubs or the sports teams? 197 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:17,159 I heard, hush-hush, from my nurse friend 198 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:20,912 at Mt. TacoBell-Sinai, that Adele is on her last legs. 199 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:24,958 Why don't we lock her down before PaneraAeon does? 200 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:28,045 Hmm. 201 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,296 What do you think, Karina? 202 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,923 It's bold. I like it. 203 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,300 Well done, Aleesha. 204 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:39,848 Uh, I know another demo we could target. 205 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,600 Children. 206 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,811 Research suggests children recognize brands 207 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,147 by one and a half to two years of age, 208 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,983 and brand allegiance follows soon after. 209 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:54,488 So, let's get 'em excited about dying 210 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,282 before they learn to read the fine print. 211 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,576 Jesus, Luce, you're a mother. 212 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,080 That was Vern's idea. He has no shame. 213 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,206 Oh, God. 214 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,874 Vern! 215 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,210 Yes. Definitely. 216 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,222 There's no sign of a concussion. 217 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,015 Really? 218 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,851 Well, can you scan the rest of him, just to be sure? 219 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:28,146 I mean, those hoodlums... They beat him like a piñata. 220 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,523 Okay, that's an exaggeration. 221 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:34,194 Normal lungs, normal stomach. 222 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,823 Upper GI, lower GI. Penis. 223 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,534 All in excellent shape. 224 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,953 You only have 14% body fat. 225 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,454 That's very fit. 226 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,124 Fourteen? It's usually ten. 227 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,959 Everything is checking out normal. 228 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,042 You're free to go. 229 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,462 Okay, great. Thanks, Doc. 230 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,966 Wait. 231 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,175 He's a download. 232 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,432 She-She's kidding. 233 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:07,102 No, I'm serious. He is a download. 234 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,645 No, we've been day drinking. 235 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,398 We are so drunk. 236 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,817 You know what? Check, if you don't believe me. 237 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,157 "Property of Ingrid Kannerman." 238 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,241 It says that? 239 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:24,202 How long have you been downloaded? 240 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,037 Twenty-six days. 241 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,414 Look, and I-I know the longest 242 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,416 a download pigeon has lasted is 84, 243 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,668 but considering that he weighs a lot more, 244 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,854 - that maybe... - Oh, I see... 245 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,421 You have a medical degree 246 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,048 from the University of TikTok. 247 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,470 Well, don't you want to hear how he's doing? 248 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,971 I mean, his stomach's a mess. 249 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:46,308 Everything's spicy, and he farts constantly. 250 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,018 You noticed. 251 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,937 Also... he's had a nosebleed. 252 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,275 Actually, I've had four nosebleeds. 253 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,622 I want you to take one of these every morning 254 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,248 to manage your symptoms. 255 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,586 And if they get much worse, then re-upload. 256 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,672 Now, forget that you ever saw me. 257 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,007 And if you come back here again 258 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,510 I'll have you arrested for trespassing. We clear? 259 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,638 Okay. Is there a symptom that maybe we should look out for, 260 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,057 like go to the hospital and upload if... 261 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,100 - Call NextDoor-ADT. - Hang up. 262 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:30,936 Call Domino's. Thanks, Doc. 263 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,692 Yeah, Dr. Kapoor, 264 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,152 what's your pizza order? 265 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:44,115 I'll take a personal pan with pepperoni and jalapenos. 266 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,846 - Is that... - Uh... 267 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,726 Hello, adventurous dying person, 268 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:14,604 and welcome to Lakeview, a digital life extension 269 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,314 by Horizen. 270 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,109 I'm looking up reviews from when it first opened. 271 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,903 "One star. My avatar has no eyelids 272 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:24,281 and also no butt crack. 273 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:28,159 It's just one big cheek." Oh, God. 274 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:31,913 "The creepy concierge stares into my soul." 275 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:35,417 "To be honest, would choose death next time." 276 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,883 Aw... 277 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,140 Oh... 278 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,404 Where's the cheese? 279 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:13,246 Oh, you're my kind of mouse, beefsteak. 280 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,260 Headset, script. 281 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,511 Cheese? 282 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,930 Cheese is for closers. 283 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,857 You're late. 284 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,276 Because you had me combing through 285 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,903 eight hours of surveillance tapes. 286 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:48,657 And? Was he at Freeyond? 287 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,659 You're asking me if Nathan Brown... 288 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,285 The guy we killed, 289 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,055 the guy who lives across the hall from you... 290 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,890 You're asking me if he came back to life for an afternoon 291 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:59,334 so he could spy on our meeting and clean bathrooms? 292 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,087 It would be unwise of you to keep implying 293 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,880 that I have digital dementia. 294 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,217 Do yourself a favor. Beef up the security 295 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,427 - for tonight's meeting. - Yeah, I'll get on that. 296 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,806 Who do you want me to call, Ghost Blasters? 297 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,641 It's "Busters," you twit. 298 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,144 Ghoul Busters? 299 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,355 Have you dreamed of upload for a loved one 300 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,232 but never been able to afford it? 301 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,068 UpandUp will get them situated and conscious 302 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,986 within a week of your check clearing. 303 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,738 And here's the best part. 304 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,282 We'll set them up with a job in our call center 305 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,659 to make them self-supporting." 306 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:33,952 Isn't that illegal? 307 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,121 The three regulations: can't vote, can't work, 308 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,330 can't copy. 309 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,040 We are anticipating a change in the rules 310 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,333 with the next election. 311 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,085 Trust me, I'm an upload, 312 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,795 and I'm taking advantage of this. 313 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:47,006 - And your son... - Elijah. 314 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,467 Elijah's going to love working here. 315 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,971 Better than being stuck on some drive. 316 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,639 Can we think about it? 317 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,225 This offer will not last forever, but if you act now, 318 00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:00,103 Elijah will. 319 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,187 We're in. 320 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,731 Great. I'll email you the paperwork, 321 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:03,732 and have a blessed day. 322 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,483 Delores! Got 'em! 323 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,493 First sale. Congrats... 324 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:18,704 closer. 325 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,502 I mean, that doctor was acting off. 326 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,130 Wasn't he off? 327 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,858 I-I don't think you should take those pills. 328 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,551 Oh, I have an idea. How about I promise you 329 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,094 I won't take the pills 330 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,679 and then, without talking to you, 331 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,974 I just start taking the pills? Mmm. Kind of like this. 332 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,274 Oh. Hilarious. 333 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,377 Yeah, you know, I love bits where people I care about 334 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,070 most in the world die right in front of me. 335 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,157 - It's so fun. - Forget it. 336 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,285 Can we hack a Casper Sit and Sleep drone this time 337 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,495 and fly home on a mattress? 338 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:02,248 Well, I was thinking 339 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,292 we should stay here for tonight. 340 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,753 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 341 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,630 Whatever would we do here 342 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,549 without my mom and Mauricio hovering? 343 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:15,303 Uh, well, one of them has a grandchild 344 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,930 in the Castro, 345 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,432 and the other's wife lives in Chinatown. 346 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,937 Deliver hard drives. 347 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,230 So hot. 348 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,154 Wow. 349 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,993 I mean, I know I shouldn't, 350 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,621 but I kind of love the tartan. 351 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,040 Argle? Argyle? Plaid? 352 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,959 Ing... 353 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,255 Ingrid? 354 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,718 Ingrid. Shit. 355 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,095 - Boo! Aah! - Aah! 356 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,680 Shit. 357 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,598 - I scared you. I scared you. - No. 358 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,975 - Yes, I did. - No, you didn't. 359 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,519 Admit it. 360 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:05,979 - Oh, what is... - What? 361 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,273 Oh, here's the switch. 362 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,233 Whoa! 363 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:21,077 Hey, man, uh... 364 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,304 we're not looking for trouble, okay? 365 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,347 We're just looking for the bar. 366 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,956 The bar is just over here. 367 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:33,298 Ingrid, stop messing around. 368 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,383 Have a blessed day. 369 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,640 Five sales, five bitcoin. 370 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:46,060 Zalan's happy, beefsteak. 371 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,478 Hey. Can I hide here? 372 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,146 Mansour got pulled into a meeting, 373 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,106 and I swear I will sui-scan right now 374 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,609 if I have to talk to Vern ever again. 375 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,153 Yeah. Hide with me. 376 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,821 Thank you. 377 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,406 It's Aleesha, right? 378 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,784 - Karina. - I know. 379 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,036 You're kind of a big deal here. 380 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,788 After today, I'd say you're the big deal. 381 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,499 I've been trying to get Mansour to modernize Lakeview for years. 382 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,167 You got him there in 30 seconds. 383 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,461 That's... that's some skill. 384 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,047 Can I get you a drink? 385 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,216 Yeah, what are you having? 386 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,968 A dirty martini. 387 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,178 That sounds perfect. 388 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,156 It has been a while since I had a free night, though, 389 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,932 so I might have to remember how to have fun. 390 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,350 It's easy. 391 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,185 - We got a open bar. - Oh, 392 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,371 well, then let's get some tallboys 393 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,021 - after these martinis. - Wow. 394 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:16,025 Someone from upper management knows what a tallboy is? 395 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,586 You are not the only one who didn't grow up 396 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,570 in Horizen's target demo. 397 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:22,490 Actually, would you want to go somewhere 398 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,117 a little more quiet? 399 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,495 Yeah. Sure. 400 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,666 My buddy from college, Holden, lives in this building. 401 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,668 Oh, I don't want to put your friend at risk. 402 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,796 Eh, Holden's a bicoastal lawyer. Place is always empty. Oh. 403 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,381 Hey. 404 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,674 We can crash here. 405 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:45,596 How are we gonna get in? 406 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,473 Uh... 407 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,600 Welcome back, Nathan Brown. 408 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,269 You're saved in the door? 409 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,187 Yeah. I actually used to live here. 410 00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:55,732 Oh. So you two were roommates? 411 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,108 Mm-hmm. 412 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:59,861 Um, I'm gonna go wash up, okay? 413 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:05,074 Okay. I'll find some food. 414 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,826 Wow. 415 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:12,040 Huh. I guess Holden's a bit of a plant daddy, huh? 416 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,264 Nathan. I think we were followed. 417 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,099 Nathan. 418 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,526 What the fuck? 419 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,154 Oh... Holden. 420 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,198 Nathan? 421 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,281 Holden. 422 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:49,660 Oh, my God. How... 423 00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:52,038 You're dead. I went to your funeral. 424 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:54,791 Are you a ghost? 425 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,375 No, I'm not a ghost. 426 00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:00,797 Look, this might sound crazy, but... 427 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,548 I downloaded. 428 00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,383 - You downloaded? - Yeah. 429 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:05,802 And then you came to see me? 430 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,762 - Oh... - That's so fucking romantic. 431 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:08,888 Oh, um, 432 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,890 - um... - Hi. Hey. Hi. 433 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:14,644 Norm-Norma... Nor-Nora, Holden. Holden, Nora. 434 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,355 Old college buddy, huh? 435 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,440 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 436 00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:23,027 I mean, technically, we were buddies in college, 437 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,862 and then also 438 00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:27,907 hung out, uh, off and on, for several years. 439 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,158 - Hung out? - Hung out? 440 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,326 - Yeah. Yep. - Yeah. 441 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,911 We'll talk about this later. 442 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,497 - Super. - Do I know you from somewhere? 443 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,916 We met at Nathan's funeral. 444 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,626 Oh, right. Sorry, you just 445 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,795 looked different ambushing me in my apartment. 446 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,172 You were his coworker, right? 447 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:46,342 Actually... girlfriend now. 448 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,636 Oh, ha. 449 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,388 This is very awkward. 450 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,724 So, I totally misread this situation, yeah? 451 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:57,520 So, what are you doing here? 452 00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,355 I will explain everything, 453 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,065 but we're starving. Can we eat first? 454 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:02,942 Or we could leave, 455 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:06,028 because clearly we're imposing on your ex-girlfriend. 456 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,114 It's-it's fine. It's okay. 457 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:09,341 Uh, there's an Indian place nearby. 458 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,659 - That might kill me. - Yeah. 459 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,245 Nathan can't really handle spicy food since he downloaded. 460 00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:17,498 Oh, geez. I could order a pizza. 461 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:19,542 No mushrooms. I know you're allergic. 462 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,836 That would be great, but way too spicy. 463 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,921 Do you have anything less hot than cereal? 464 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:26,799 I could Golden Retriever a bag of marshmallows. 465 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:29,969 Yes, perfect. And maybe some marshmallow fluff, 466 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,345 if it's not too much trouble? 467 00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:33,139 Maybe some egg whites. 468 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,641 Looks like you've had a little too much fluff, yeah? 469 00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:39,454 You know, I was thinking about you during 470 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,396 all this Freeyond business. 471 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,190 It reminded me of your startup. 472 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:45,818 Mm, Freeyond. What a shit show. 473 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:48,487 Yeah. My firm looked into suing them, 474 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,990 but it was a nonprofit, so, no deep pockets. 475 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:53,993 They didn't even have insurance against Ludd attacks. 476 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,786 Honestly, the whole thing makes me sick. 477 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:58,164 Well, the Ludds had nothing to do with it. 478 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,166 How would you know that? 479 00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:05,171 It's okay. 480 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:09,717 It's a little bit of a long story. 481 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,561 Motherfucker! 482 00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:22,688 You called, sir? 483 00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:24,607 Can we start? 484 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,150 Where's, um, Looney Tunes? 485 00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:29,070 It's best Mr. Choak no longer attend. 486 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,572 Oh, sad. 487 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,700 Let's discuss midterms, shall we? 488 00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:36,285 Oh, okay. Yeah. 489 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,079 Damn. 490 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,498 So, there are deep pockets behind Freeyond. 491 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:42,583 The deepest. 492 00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:45,044 I'm gonna take this back to the senior partners. 493 00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:47,046 I think we could start a class action suit 494 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,398 on behalf of all those poor folks 495 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:50,049 on the drives. You could be 496 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,926 a real help to us if you wanted. 497 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:54,929 - That would be amazing. - Yeah? 498 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,639 Yeah. Whatever you need. 499 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:01,394 Aw. Poor guy ate too many marshmallows. 500 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:06,399 Angel! 501 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,609 Call Baskin Robots and tell them 502 00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:10,569 to fire up an exo-suit for me. 503 00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:13,948 If they think I'm too unstable to attend an AR meeting, 504 00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:15,783 I'll crash it myself. 505 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:18,703 Smart. Nothing says stable like kicking in the door 506 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,121 in a robot suit. 507 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:22,206 I don't need any attitude from you. 508 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:24,125 You're a sucker fucker, aren't you? 509 00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:28,128 How do you know that? 510 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,589 Choak Enterprises owns the company 511 00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:33,134 that makes your dirty little dirt devil. 512 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,844 You'd be surprised at the amount of data 513 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,554 we're able to collect. 514 00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:39,223 Let's get you in that robot suit. 515 00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,144 So, uh, 516 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,813 last man standing down here, huh? 517 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,189 Yeah. The others 518 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:49,275 upgraded for eyelids and butt cracks, but 519 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:50,776 I kept my first data plan. 520 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:51,986 Who needs eyelids? 521 00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:55,573 Hundred and eighty degree field of view. 522 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:57,992 Best seat in the house. 523 00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:00,369 That sound is me winking at you. 524 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,832 Ah, aw... No. 525 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,834 Stop. 526 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,586 This shit's getting old, though. 527 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:12,173 So, you and blondie pretty serious? 528 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,843 Uh, I don't know. We break up a lot. 529 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:18,804 Really? From what I saw, you guys seemed good together. 530 00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:21,057 Hmm. I don't know. It's complicated. 531 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:24,602 I have a, uh, unique history with her dad. 532 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:27,688 And, um, there was this girl who worked here 533 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,273 who I got kind of hung up on. 534 00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:32,443 So, why aren't you with that girl, then? 535 00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:34,570 She left. 536 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,489 I have no idea where she is. 537 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,908 I'm sorry, man, you don't want to hear all this crap. 538 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,385 Hey, hey, come on, come on, come on. 539 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:43,287 Does it look like I have anything better to do? 540 00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:44,997 Go on. 541 00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,415 I don't know, it's kind of weird. 542 00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:49,126 Ingrid has lied to me so many times, 543 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:52,713 but I still trust her to always be there for me. 544 00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:54,965 Mm... 545 00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:59,345 Does that make sense? I'm... 546 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:03,057 suddenly are... finding it hard to think. 547 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,643 And heavy. 548 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,395 Oh, that's because 549 00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:09,814 I'm absorbing your life force. 550 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:11,565 Oh. Cool. 551 00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:14,568 Wait. What? How? 552 00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:17,071 A bug. There's tons of them down here. 553 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,281 But this one's definitely the most fun. 554 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:22,618 Oh... 555 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,620 Oh, here we go. 556 00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:29,750 It's embarrassing. 557 00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:31,836 Are you gonna kill us? 558 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:34,422 Just enough drainage so you can't leave. 559 00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:36,674 It's lonely down here. 560 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:39,552 Plus, I'm probably gonna borrow your eyelids 561 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:42,304 - and butt crack. - No. 562 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,309 Babe, thank God you came back. 563 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,979 Fucking vampire. God. 564 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,230 I saved us, Brownie. 565 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:54,650 Yeah, you did, babe. I love you so much. 566 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,235 I love you, babe. 567 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:59,780 What? What, is he still awake? What? 568 00:28:59,864 --> 00:29:02,867 Why! Won't! You! 569 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,994 Go! Down?! 570 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,430 Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe. 571 00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:09,999 - No eyelids, remember? - Oh. Duh. 572 00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:30,227 Play it cool. Everything's normal. 573 00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:33,147 Huh? 574 00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:37,067 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 575 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:54,585 You leaving already? 576 00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:56,754 Hey. 577 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,924 I was trying not to wake you. 578 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:02,426 I got to catch my flight back. 579 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:05,095 Well, I think you forgot something. 580 00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:08,015 Looks like maybe a pillowcase. 581 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:13,020 I was planning on keeping it professional this weekend. 582 00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:15,898 And what is the profession 583 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,900 that wears these? 584 00:30:18,943 --> 00:30:21,946 Just throw them away. 585 00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:23,507 And let housekeeping see them in my trash? 586 00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:25,241 Mm-mmm. 587 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:28,494 - Just... - Ooh! 588 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:30,079 You're gonna make me miss my flight. 589 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,562 You can come back with me on my jet. 590 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,125 Yeah, maybe we should keep these. 591 00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:37,378 I don't know if the jet's got a parachute.