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[Carrie] It is our differences
that make us special.

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So, to conclude,
you are your greatest asset.

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You are you.

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That's the best speech
by a returning alumni I've ever heard.

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[chuckles]

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[audience cheering]

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Hey.

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That well-structured
but emotionally resonant piece of oratory

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made me remember how sexy you are.

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- [Carrie gasps]
- [audience chanting] Carrie! Carrie!

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Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! Carrie!

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Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! Carrie!

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- Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! Carrie!
- Carrie!

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Carrie?

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- Carrie?
- [school bell rings]

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I said, do you remember it
being this small?

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I swear it was bigger when we were here.

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Maybe we've just grown up.

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[Jen] Oh.

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- Crazy.
- Crazy.

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Jinx!

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- Ow!
- Dead arm! No taksies backsies!

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♪ <i>Don't fall in love with me yet</i> ♪

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♪ <i>We only recently met</i> ♪

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♪ <i>True, I'm in love with you</i> ♪

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♪ <i>But you might decide I'm a nut</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Give me a week or two</i> ♪

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♪ <i>To go absolutely cuckoo</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Then when you see your error</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Then you can flee the cuckoo</i> ♪

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[microphone feedback]

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[audience murmuring]

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[clears throat]

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[microphone feedback]

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[whispering] Attention, everybody.

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Thank you.

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Now, we will be kicking off at 7.45
with the head-girl speech.

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Then, subject awards, attendance awards,

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and finally, our closing keynote alumni.

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[chuckles]

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Now, while I have you all here,
may I remind all parents that...

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[shouting] Michael! [groaning]

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[whispering] Powers are not permitted
on school premises.

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Get down.

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- Wanker.
- [head teacher, shouting] I heard...

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[groans]

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[whispering] I heard that.

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[Andy chuckles]

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So, I'm getting the outstanding
achievement award,

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and Carrie's doing the alumni speech.

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What are you doing, Jen?

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I'm doing your dad.

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- Mary, I swear, I...
- Ian, I know.

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Jen has the very important job
this evening of supporting her family.

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- Do we trust Jen with important jobs?
- [Jen] Well, your dad does.

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Because I'm giving him blow jobs.
I'm blowing him.

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- [Ian] Mary, I didn't touch...
- Shut up.

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Jesus, there's Susan.
Shut up about blowing each other.

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- Who's Susan?
- Mum's trying to get in Susan's clique.

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- I told her you can read minds.
- What?

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I told her you can read minds.

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Susan, hello! [chuckles]

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How do you stay so young-looking?

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We'll be mistaking you
for one of the students next.

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But you know, one of the sexy ones.

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[crowd chattering]

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[Susan, Mary laughs]

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Andy, congratulations again.
Greenwich Conservatoire?

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- [scoffs] Incredible.
- Yes.

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And this must be Jen.

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[chattering continues]

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[exhales sharply]

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Oh. [laughing]

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[exhales]

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Yeah, good one. [chuckles]

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What do you mean?

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[stammers] Good one. [chuckles]

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Yeah, very funny.

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You think it's funny that I was asking

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if you knew that Mrs Henderson
had passed away?

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I…

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Oh, I can see Flo waving at me.
I better… [chuckles]

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- Why did you tell her I could read minds?
- I thought it sounded impressive.

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It's better than explaining
your whole situation.

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Jen, look. I know you're riddled
with fear and anxiety.

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Feelings of shame around
your changing body.

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- That's not what I'm feeling.
- [Ian] Sorry.

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It's hard to differentiate in groups.
Especially teenagers. [chuckles]

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[groans]

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No, no, no. That's not normal.

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Someone is bursting
at the emotional seams in here.

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I'm trained in mental-health first aid.

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- I must find them.
- What are you doing?

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If I lose one sense,
the others get sharper.

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- I feel you.
- ["How Did This Happen" playing]

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♪ <i>It's new world now</i>
<i>Don't discriminate</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Everyone is equally</i>
<i>A master and a slave ♪</i>

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♪ <i>It's new world now</i>
<i>Don't discriminate…</i> ♪

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"Every day, I get to meet people
from all walks of life. From kids…"

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[song ends]

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What would make this evening go
from unbearable to just about bearable?

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Humility and the support of good friends.

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Close. Getting shit-faced.

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Where are you gonna find drinks
in a school?

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- Right where we left them.
- [gasps]

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The stash.

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The stash.

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♪ <i>Do you want me to</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Do you need me to</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Do you choose me to</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Break the rules with you</i> ♪

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Really think no one's found it
after all these years?

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Where do you put something you don't
want disturbed in a Catholic school?

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[song ends]

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[chuckles]

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Thank you, Jesus.

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[grunts, groans]

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Jesus.

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I don't know.
I-I should stay sharp for my speech.

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And it's a weeknight.

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Oh, come on.

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It's just sad
if I make poor decisions by myself.

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For me?

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Ah, class. Fags.

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[teacher] Hello?

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We're closing up this corridor.
Is anyone there?

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[keys jingling]

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[whimpers]

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- I think it's Rebecca Baxter.
- Rebecca Baxter?

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Rebecca "personally gave half
of our year eating disorders" Baxter?

131
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All the spit just left my mouth.

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I always thought
when I'd run into an old bully,

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I'd be able to rub something
in their face, but I've got nothing.

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[whines] What if she makes me cry?

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Never let a predator smell your fear.
Come on, quick. Make yourself big.

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Carrie Jackson? Jennifer Regan?

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Oh, my God.

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It has been so long. [chuckles]

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How have you guys been? You look so good.

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- Why are you here?
- [Rebecca laughs]

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I work here. I'm a teacher.

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Why? Oh, do they let you hit the kids now?

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[laughs] You were always so funny, Jen.

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[laughs]

145
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So, what have you guys been up to?

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Oh, God. Duh. What did you get?

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Conduit for the dead.

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00:07:05,601 --> 00:07:08,815
Spooky. Kinda similar actually.
I can revisit memories.

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What about you, Jen?
I bet it's something really cool.

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What is your deal? Hmm?
Why are you being so nice?

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Did you become some
weird kind of Christian,

152
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or... or are you dying? What is it?

153
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[sighs]

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Honestly, when I got my power,
I would go back and watch myself, and…

155
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Oh, boy. Yeah.

156
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So, it turns out, being able to replay
all the terrible things you've ever done

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makes you rethink some stuff.

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- So I'm nice now. [laughs]
- Prove it.

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Well, it's, like,
more of a general state of being.

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- I don't know how to...
- Money. You could give us money.

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Um, yeah, all right.

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[coins jingling]

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- I've actually only got a 20.
- Yeah. That'll do. Yeah. Yep.

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Thank you.

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Carrie, are you okay?
You seem a bit tense.

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I-I've got some camomile tea
in the staff room.

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- Let me make you a cup?
- Okay.

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Great, great. It-It's just down the hall.

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[mouthing words]

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00:08:07,892 --> 00:08:09,394
[mouthing words]

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[door closes]

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[screams, grunts]

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[song playing softly on radio]

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[Jizzlord] You gonna be much longer?

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00:08:27,556 --> 00:08:31,981
I don't know. How long does it take
to wash off the stain of cowardice?

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Have you tried scrubbing it?

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Leave me alone.

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I'd quite like my bed back.

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I'll get out when I'm ready.

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When will that be?

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When I no longer feel
the cruel sting of sadness.

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So, like, five minutes?

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♪ <i>Looking for my place</i>
<i>On assembly lines…</i> ♪

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[coughing]

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Jesus. [coughs]

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00:09:07,427 --> 00:09:09,807
♪ <i>Smoke rings blow</i>
<i>From across the disco</i> ♪

187
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[student]
Why is your mum sending me outfit options

188
00:09:12,771 --> 00:09:14,399
for the family Christmas card?

189
00:09:14,482 --> 00:09:15,777
She still thinks we're together.

190
00:09:15,861 --> 00:09:18,365
I haven't even told her about not getting
into the Conservatoire yet.

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00:09:18,449 --> 00:09:20,579
I can't tell her
that we've broken up as well.

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- [student] Well, it's not my problem.
- I know!

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[shattering]

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[water gushing]

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[student] Sort yourself out.

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00:09:29,095 --> 00:09:31,976
[chattering in distance]

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[Andy] Fuck!

198
00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,798
- What are you doing in here?
- I was having a really quiet pooh.

199
00:09:46,881 --> 00:09:49,010
- What did you hear?
- You didn't get into the Conservatoire.

200
00:09:49,094 --> 00:09:51,683
- You've been lying to everyone.
- I haven't.

201
00:09:51,766 --> 00:09:54,104
Oh! You bashed up your violin, didn't you?

202
00:09:54,187 --> 00:09:57,945
I knew this power would come back to
bite you in your freakishly strong arse.

203
00:10:01,118 --> 00:10:02,453
Are you okay?

204
00:10:03,122 --> 00:10:04,332
[mockingly] "Are you okay?"

205
00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:06,044
Yeah, I'm okay.

206
00:10:06,128 --> 00:10:08,090
At least I have something
in my life to ruin.

207
00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:09,719
What is the worst-case scenario for you?

208
00:10:09,802 --> 00:10:11,471
The funeral home stops selling
your foundation?

209
00:10:11,556 --> 00:10:14,937
Why did your girlfriend dump you, anyway?
Did you break her fanny?

210
00:10:17,108 --> 00:10:19,655
- Did you break her fanny?
- It was a hairline pelvic fracture.

211
00:10:19,739 --> 00:10:22,452
Oh, my God! You finger-blasted
your girlfriend into the hospital.

212
00:10:22,536 --> 00:10:25,458
- This is the best day of my life. [laughs]
- You are such a fucking child.

213
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,921
- I'm gonna tell Mum.
- Don't tell Mum. Please.

214
00:10:30,092 --> 00:10:31,679
I'll do whatever you want.

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00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:35,478
- Whatever I want.
- Well, not sex stuff. Ew.

216
00:10:35,562 --> 00:10:37,983
- Oh, my God.
- I didn't say sex stuff. Gross.

217
00:10:38,066 --> 00:10:40,154
- It came out in a really nonce-y tone.
- I'll tell you what.

218
00:10:40,237 --> 00:10:41,741
Never call me a nonce again.
That's a start.

219
00:10:42,951 --> 00:10:44,245
- Hello.
- [gasps]

220
00:10:44,329 --> 00:10:46,374
- Me again.
- Why didn't I lock the door?

221
00:10:47,628 --> 00:10:48,671
I'm gonna cheer you up.

222
00:10:49,297 --> 00:10:50,424
What are you hiding?

223
00:10:51,468 --> 00:10:52,554
[Jizzlord] The brush.

224
00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:54,642
Put it down.

225
00:10:54,725 --> 00:10:57,606
One of the few things I remember
from the cat times:

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00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:59,985
Getting the brush, pure bliss.

227
00:11:00,069 --> 00:11:01,989
- Don't brush me!
- Relax.

228
00:11:02,073 --> 00:11:04,995
The brush is very powerful.

229
00:11:05,079 --> 00:11:06,916
No, I said don't... d-don't brush me!

230
00:11:12,009 --> 00:11:13,011
Oh.

231
00:11:14,472 --> 00:11:16,059
- It's actually quite nice.
- Shh.

232
00:11:16,686 --> 00:11:19,775
No thoughts. Just brush. Who's a good boy?

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00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:24,827
- Me.
- And good boys get the brush.

234
00:11:26,956 --> 00:11:28,417
[Kash] Mmm.

235
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,503
What the fuck! Stop.

236
00:11:29,587 --> 00:11:31,298
- You don't like the brush?
- No, it's fucking weird.

237
00:11:31,381 --> 00:11:32,926
- Then what makes you happy?
- I don't know!

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00:11:33,010 --> 00:11:35,347
Everyone always yells at me
for not knowing stuff,

239
00:11:35,431 --> 00:11:37,435
but how am I supposed to know
if people won't tell me?

240
00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:38,605
Penguins.

241
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,779
I like videos of penguins falling over.

242
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,744
It's what makes me happy.

243
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,921
You will do anything I say,
or I'm telling.

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00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:52,173
[Mary laughing]

245
00:11:52,256 --> 00:11:57,935
Girls, Susan has this great story
about Tesco.

246
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,147
[laughing] It's... It's mad.

247
00:12:00,649 --> 00:12:01,651
Go on.

248
00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:06,159
I thought something was full price,
and when I got to the till it was reduced.

249
00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,246
[laughing]

250
00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:18,935
[laughing continues]

251
00:12:19,979 --> 00:12:21,481
Oh, Jesus!

252
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,989
It's like Richard Pryor never died.

253
00:12:25,824 --> 00:12:29,038
- Where did you two go to?
- Just doing some sisterly bonding.

254
00:12:29,122 --> 00:12:30,917
I'm so glad that you're here, Susan.

255
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,965
You know, Andy was just about
to do the family dance.

256
00:12:34,048 --> 00:12:37,346
Oh, it's been years since you've done
the family dance.

257
00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:39,977
- I'm not doing the family dance.
- Oh, I wanna see the family dance.

258
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,062
What's the family dance?

259
00:12:41,146 --> 00:12:43,901
It's a dance that Andy made up

260
00:12:43,985 --> 00:12:46,991
when she was taking
break-dancing lessons in primary.

261
00:12:47,074 --> 00:12:49,495
- You said you were too old for it.
- I am.

262
00:12:53,588 --> 00:12:55,592
You're never too old
for the magic of dance.

263
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,428
[Mary] Oh!

264
00:13:03,691 --> 00:13:04,693
[Andy clears throat]

265
00:13:07,281 --> 00:13:08,993
[Mary laughs]

266
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,339
[laughs]

267
00:13:18,178 --> 00:13:20,767
- [students laugh]
- [Jen laughs]

268
00:13:22,687 --> 00:13:24,315
[student gasps]

269
00:13:27,697 --> 00:13:30,787
Okay, that's...
That's enough of that. Okay.

270
00:13:43,646 --> 00:13:45,148
Are you cold?

271
00:13:45,232 --> 00:13:46,234
No.

272
00:13:46,317 --> 00:13:48,363
Well, it's a bit chilly, but I'm fine.

273
00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:50,785
Oh, my God. Here.
Just take... take my jumper.

274
00:13:50,869 --> 00:13:53,331
- No, no, no, no.
- Take my jumper, you...

275
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,837
I'm sorry. [chuckles]
Please take my jumper.

276
00:13:56,755 --> 00:13:57,883
But then you'll be cold.

277
00:13:58,634 --> 00:13:59,595
Here, take my jumper.

278
00:13:59,678 --> 00:14:01,515
- Don't be silly.
- No, I insist.

279
00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:03,143
Okay, that's fine.

280
00:14:04,061 --> 00:14:05,690
- Okay. Sorry. Thank you.
- Thank you.

281
00:14:05,773 --> 00:14:07,401
[Rebecca laughs]

282
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:11,284
Thank you.

283
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:14,625
I was so excited when they said
you'd be back for the alumni speech.

284
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:17,463
I was a little surprised they asked me.

285
00:14:17,547 --> 00:14:21,012
Shut up. You're like a big, fancy lawyer.
Why not you?

286
00:14:21,095 --> 00:14:24,937
Must be so weird to bump into Jen again.
You guys were so close in school.

287
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:27,024
Oh, we still are. We... We live together.

288
00:14:27,859 --> 00:14:28,694
Oh.

289
00:14:28,778 --> 00:14:31,199
You're surprised we're still friends?

290
00:14:31,282 --> 00:14:34,205
No. No, no, no. Not at all. No.

291
00:14:34,288 --> 00:14:35,457
[chuckles]

292
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,879
- Well, no. No, no, no.
- What is it?

293
00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:40,133
Do you not think
that she was a bit of a drama queen

294
00:14:40,217 --> 00:14:42,137
and you had to live in her shadow a lot?

295
00:14:42,221 --> 00:14:44,225
I'm sorry, that's so mean. That's just...

296
00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:46,354
[groans, chuckles]

297
00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:48,943
I do try, but sometimes, it just… [grunts]

298
00:14:50,445 --> 00:14:51,740
That's not how I remember it.

299
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,370
She was always there
when it really counted.

300
00:14:54,453 --> 00:14:56,374
Look, if my power has taught me anything,

301
00:14:56,457 --> 00:15:00,633
it's that what you think happened and what
actually happened can be very different.

302
00:15:00,717 --> 00:15:02,469
I'm not remembering it wrong.

303
00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:04,975
I'll show you.

304
00:15:05,058 --> 00:15:06,310
You'll show me.

305
00:15:06,937 --> 00:15:09,442
Let's do it. Memory me.

306
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,991
All right. I'm sure I'm wrong.

307
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,504
[school bell rings]

308
00:15:19,588 --> 00:15:20,965
When are we?

309
00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:24,556
- Our own prize-giving. Sixth form.
- [emcee on PA, indistinct]

310
00:15:24,639 --> 00:15:26,476
Don't know why
we're in the bathroom though.

311
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,564
The ceremony should be in full swing.

312
00:15:28,647 --> 00:15:29,649
Oh.

313
00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:30,735
[Jen] What does it say?

314
00:15:30,818 --> 00:15:33,824
[Carrie] I'm not sure.
All the instructions are in Polish.

315
00:15:33,908 --> 00:15:36,287
Well, it's the only one I could find
in the corner sklep.

316
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,208
- Who's the dad?
- I don't know. Michael Duncan.

317
00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:39,628
Daniel Kim.

318
00:15:39,711 --> 00:15:40,713
Tom Welleridge.

319
00:15:40,797 --> 00:15:43,426
Oh! We'll have to do
the <i>Mamma Mia!</i> thing in 18 years.

320
00:15:43,511 --> 00:15:45,013
I can't sing for shit, Carrie.

321
00:15:45,097 --> 00:15:46,517
What am I gonna do?

322
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,769
I thought you were a virgin.

323
00:15:47,852 --> 00:15:50,482
I am. But we shared that bathroom
on the coach trip to Bath,

324
00:15:50,566 --> 00:15:52,529
and I didn't wipe the seat
before I sat down,

325
00:15:52,612 --> 00:15:55,242
and there was something wet,
and I don't know if it was come.

326
00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:57,037
Jen, you're not pregnant.

327
00:15:57,121 --> 00:15:58,164
Oh, you can read Polish?

328
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,588
I need to go and pick up my award.
Best attendance is a big deal.

329
00:16:01,672 --> 00:16:04,678
No, no, no. Stay, please.
No, I'm gonna do one more for luck,

330
00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:06,932
- and I need you to stay and watch me pee.
- Why?

331
00:16:07,015 --> 00:16:09,061
'Cause I'm feeling
very vulnerable now, Carrie.

332
00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:11,608
And I can't focus with that staring at me.

333
00:16:13,486 --> 00:16:15,867
So she stopped you
from picking up your own award.

334
00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:19,541
Okay. That was bad.
But one time doesn't make a pattern.

335
00:16:21,002 --> 00:16:22,212
There.

336
00:16:23,256 --> 00:16:25,970
Show me another one.
I'm sure she'll redeem herself.

337
00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:30,646
[school bell rings]

338
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:32,191
- [chattering]
- [shutter clicking]

339
00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:33,569
Is this my graduation?

340
00:16:33,652 --> 00:16:36,449
I thought I'd pick a day
that's all about you

341
00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:39,413
so that Jen can show
how supportive she is.

342
00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:41,500
Uh, maybe we should try a different day.

343
00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:44,758
Carrie, I need your help.

344
00:16:44,841 --> 00:16:45,927
Mum doesn't know I dropped out.

345
00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:48,891
She thinks I'm graduating today
and she's here. But obviously, I'm not.

346
00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:51,395
So I need to borrow your cap
and stuff real quick. Is that okay?

347
00:16:51,479 --> 00:16:53,024
- What?
- Just for the photo.

348
00:16:53,107 --> 00:16:55,237
- [photographer] Smile.
- [Jen] I'm sorry.

349
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,990
[groans] I know I'm such a fuck-up.

350
00:16:57,074 --> 00:16:58,744
No. It's... It's fine.

351
00:17:00,831 --> 00:17:01,917
[photographer] Smile.

352
00:17:05,048 --> 00:17:06,050
Ready?

353
00:17:06,551 --> 00:17:07,386
Smile.

354
00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:10,183
- [Mary] Yoo-hoo! Jennifer.
- Hi, Mum!

355
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,437
- [Mary] You ready?
- [Jen] Yeah. No, I'm coming.

356
00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:14,024
Two minutes.

357
00:17:14,693 --> 00:17:15,861
Next.

358
00:17:17,114 --> 00:17:18,867
[photographer] That's it. Chin up a bit.

359
00:17:18,951 --> 00:17:20,871
- Lovely. And smile.
- [shutter clicks]

360
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:27,301
Okay. Historically,
maybe she could've been better.

361
00:17:27,969 --> 00:17:31,058
- But she... she's changed.
- Mm-hmm.

362
00:17:31,142 --> 00:17:34,398
I mean, you changed. I better give her
the benefit of the doubt.

363
00:17:34,481 --> 00:17:38,949
Or maybe you should sack up
and stop being such a pushover.

364
00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:41,412
Don't get me wrong.
Jen is a self-obsessed bitch.

365
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:44,753
But you're just as bad,
you simpering fucking jellyfish.

366
00:17:44,836 --> 00:17:47,424
[exhales sharply]

367
00:17:47,508 --> 00:17:50,514
I'm so sorry.
You're just such an easy target.

368
00:17:50,598 --> 00:17:53,311
- I can't help myself.
- It's okay.

369
00:17:53,394 --> 00:17:55,566
You're trying, and that's what counts.

370
00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:56,902
[groans]

371
00:17:56,985 --> 00:18:00,283
Stand up for yourself, you tepid slut.

372
00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:02,371
I need to remove myself
from this situation.

373
00:18:02,454 --> 00:18:05,043
Carrie, good luck with the speech.
It'll be great.

374
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,170
You have a weird forehead,

375
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,801
and that's the ugliest fucking jumper
I've ever seen in my life. Goodbye.

376
00:18:11,973 --> 00:18:13,142
It's your jumper.

377
00:18:16,023 --> 00:18:18,236
[chattering]

378
00:18:18,319 --> 00:18:19,864
I've written you an acceptance speech.

379
00:18:19,948 --> 00:18:21,993
- I want you to read it.
- No.

380
00:18:22,077 --> 00:18:23,997
- Mum…
- Okay, fine. Give it.

381
00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:29,801
- I'm not reading this.
- Mother!

382
00:18:29,884 --> 00:18:32,222
Okay, okay. I'll read it.

383
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:35,061
Weirdo.

384
00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:38,192
Oh.

385
00:18:38,944 --> 00:18:40,488
Oh, you're back.

386
00:18:40,573 --> 00:18:43,662
- Are you and Saint Rebecca best buds now?
- No, don't think so.

387
00:18:43,746 --> 00:18:46,125
[head teacher] Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats.

388
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,381
Oh, I better go. I wanna get a good seat.
I don't want to miss anything.

389
00:18:49,465 --> 00:18:50,885
- Really?
- Oh, my God.

390
00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:52,764
I've never looked forward
to a speech more in my life.

391
00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:54,016
Oh, thank you.

392
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,103
[head teacher] Michael! Down!

393
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:57,565
♪ <i>Uh-huh</i> ♪

394
00:18:57,648 --> 00:18:58,650
[sighs, chuckles]

395
00:18:59,151 --> 00:19:00,236
♪ <i>Uh-huh, uh-huh</i> ♪

396
00:19:01,489 --> 00:19:04,328
- [Kash laughing]
- [penguin chitters, grunts]

397
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,790
Stupid birds.

398
00:19:05,873 --> 00:19:07,125
You ready to get out now?

399
00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:08,169
I think I am.

400
00:19:09,296 --> 00:19:10,633
But maybe just one more video.

401
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,639
Type in
"funny fire-safety demonstration fails."

402
00:19:13,722 --> 00:19:15,976
There's a really good one
with a guy with a moustache.

403
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:19,901
I don't wanna spoil it, but don't get
too attached to the moustache.

404
00:19:20,778 --> 00:19:23,575
[Jizzlord] That man looks a bit like you.

405
00:19:23,659 --> 00:19:24,577
What?

406
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:27,249
<i>You! You with them?</i>

407
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,294
[Kash] <i>No, mate. Don't know 'em.</i>

408
00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:32,133
[Seb whimpering]

409
00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:34,889
<i>Oh, God! Oh, God!</i> [whimpers]

410
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:35,975
<i>Oh, God!</i>

411
00:19:36,058 --> 00:19:40,441
- [whimpering continues]
- [Jizzlord] It's got 400,000 views.

412
00:19:40,526 --> 00:19:41,945
Is that a lot?

413
00:19:42,028 --> 00:19:46,245
♪ <i>Let's sit around and drink some sake</i> ♪

414
00:19:47,665 --> 00:19:51,965
♪ <i>And we can argue about the same things</i> ♪

415
00:19:52,048 --> 00:19:53,384
I'll go sleep in the kitchen.

416
00:19:54,469 --> 00:19:56,683
♪ <i>Talk about neighbours</i>
<i>On the front...</i> ♪

417
00:19:56,766 --> 00:20:00,315
[whispering] And the physics prize
goes to Maisie Costas.

418
00:20:00,398 --> 00:20:02,027
Big round of applause, please.

419
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:04,991
No, no, no, no. [shushes]

420
00:20:05,074 --> 00:20:06,493
Smaller round of applause, please.

421
00:20:11,838 --> 00:20:13,174
Take that thing off.

422
00:20:14,719 --> 00:20:16,305
I think I've nearly found them.

423
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,269
Oh.

424
00:20:19,854 --> 00:20:22,777
I just want you to know, I'm here for you.

425
00:20:24,071 --> 00:20:27,745
[whispering] And now,
for the final award of the night.

426
00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:32,128
This goes to a gifted violinist
who recently got into

427
00:20:32,212 --> 00:20:36,805
one of the most prestigious
musical conservatoires in the country.

428
00:20:36,888 --> 00:20:40,019
The award for outstanding achievement
goes to…

429
00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:41,397
Andy Douglas.

430
00:20:43,192 --> 00:20:44,194
[Jen whoops]

431
00:21:02,898 --> 00:21:06,614
Ladies, gentlemen, distinguished guests…

432
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,117
[clears throat]

433
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,581
- …Count Dracula.
- [audience laughs]

434
00:21:10,664 --> 00:21:13,002
It's a pleasure to see you all
here this evening.

435
00:21:13,085 --> 00:21:18,805
It might look like I, a humble lesbian,
won this award all by myself,

436
00:21:18,889 --> 00:21:22,395
but my moderate success
is all down to one person.

437
00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:25,193
My sister, Jennifer.

438
00:21:25,986 --> 00:21:27,322
Isn't that lovely?

439
00:21:28,992 --> 00:21:30,746
[sighs] People say to me,

440
00:21:30,829 --> 00:21:37,092
"Andy, is it a living hell to have
a sister who is a genius and also so hot?"

441
00:21:37,175 --> 00:21:42,435
- [audience laughs]
- And to those people, I say, yes.

442
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,732
But she's also done so much for me.

443
00:21:49,491 --> 00:21:52,413
When I had explosive diarrhoea
at Disneyland Paris,

444
00:21:52,497 --> 00:21:55,546
who bartered with Goofy for his trousers
to cover up my shame?

445
00:21:56,380 --> 00:22:01,599
When I was voted ugliest baby of 2004,
who contested the judgement?

446
00:22:01,683 --> 00:22:04,437
When I demanded Nelson Mandela
be put back in prison…

447
00:22:04,522 --> 00:22:06,275
[all gasp]

448
00:22:07,318 --> 00:22:08,572
Do you know what?

449
00:22:08,655 --> 00:22:09,907
[paper rustles]

450
00:22:09,991 --> 00:22:11,744
I'd like to thank myself for this award.

451
00:22:13,038 --> 00:22:15,711
I've worked hard. I deserve it.

452
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,971
Although,
I would like to dedicate this award

453
00:22:21,054 --> 00:22:24,477
to all the people who have
never achieved anything.

454
00:22:25,229 --> 00:22:28,485
Never been the best at anything.

455
00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:30,616
They must feel really lame

456
00:22:30,699 --> 00:22:34,582
and... and lash out in pathetic ways
because that's all they can do.

457
00:22:34,665 --> 00:22:39,800
So, yes, this is dedicated to my sister.

458
00:22:39,884 --> 00:22:41,721
[audience murmuring]

459
00:22:45,311 --> 00:22:48,442
- What are you doing?
- Andy didn't get into the Conservatoire

460
00:22:48,526 --> 00:22:51,824
because she can't play the violin anymore
because of her freakish strength.

461
00:22:51,908 --> 00:22:54,120
And she lied to all of you about it.

462
00:22:54,204 --> 00:22:56,208
And she broke her girlfriend's fanny.

463
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:57,670
[audience gasps]

464
00:23:03,430 --> 00:23:05,560
I think it might be Andy.

465
00:23:05,644 --> 00:23:08,900
Oh, here we go.
No, we're not falling for it.

466
00:23:08,984 --> 00:23:12,198
["Mummy Can't Sleep" playing]

467
00:23:12,282 --> 00:23:14,537
Come on. We're not buying it.

468
00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:16,206
What have you done?

469
00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:17,375
♪ <i>I don't wanna be here</i> ♪

470
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:19,087
♪ <i>I don't wanna be here</i> ♪

471
00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:20,757
♪ <i>I don't wanna be here</i> ♪

472
00:23:20,841 --> 00:23:22,845
♪ <i>You've been fucking with me, boy</i> ♪

473
00:23:22,928 --> 00:23:24,974
♪ <i>How did I wake up</i>
<i>Surrounded by walls…</i> ♪

474
00:23:25,057 --> 00:23:25,934
No, hey.

475
00:23:26,018 --> 00:23:28,022
♪ <i>Keep banging the concrete</i>
<i>To blow up these halls</i> ♪

476
00:23:28,105 --> 00:23:29,984
♪ <i>Keep screaming</i>
<i>"Please mummy I'm covered in scars"</i> ♪

477
00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:32,030
[whispering] Let's get back on track.

478
00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:36,204
Please welcome Carrie Jackson,
class of 2015.

479
00:23:36,288 --> 00:23:38,585
[door opens, closes]

480
00:23:42,175 --> 00:23:43,302
[clears throat]

481
00:23:43,385 --> 00:23:46,433
- [Jen] At the bathroom.
- [Mary] The bathroom?

482
00:23:47,143 --> 00:23:49,481
What does it mean to achieve?

483
00:23:49,565 --> 00:23:52,571
[Mary] But you couldn't for one evening,
you little gobshite!

484
00:23:52,654 --> 00:23:54,742
[Jen] You are a cold and barren woman!

485
00:23:54,825 --> 00:23:57,288
Well, there have been many definitions
over the centuries.

486
00:23:57,372 --> 00:23:59,125
[Mary] I was absolutely mortified.
Mortified!

487
00:23:59,209 --> 00:24:01,923
[Jen] Oh, no.
Now Susan's not going to fuck you.

488
00:24:02,006 --> 00:24:04,177
- [gasps]
- [Mary] I don't want to fuck Susan!

489
00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:06,014
- [Jen] Maybe I'll fuck Susan.
- [Carrie chuckles]

490
00:24:06,098 --> 00:24:08,812
[Jen] It's the closest I'm going to get
to a loving mother.

491
00:24:08,895 --> 00:24:11,400
- [Mary groans]
- She's joking. [chuckles] She's joking.

492
00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:12,945
Um…

493
00:24:13,028 --> 00:24:15,742
- [arguing continues]
- [Carrie sobs]

494
00:24:15,826 --> 00:24:19,792
[gasps]
Um, success in the modern world is…

495
00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:23,173
Sorry.

496
00:24:28,643 --> 00:24:30,354
[whispering] What does it mean to achieve?

497
00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:34,989
Oh, there you are. Where have you been?

498
00:24:35,072 --> 00:24:36,993
I think I left our drinks in here.

499
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:41,209
Also, I've alienated my entire family and
humiliated myself in front of everyone.

500
00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:42,546
So… [sighs]

501
00:24:48,850 --> 00:24:50,478
- Carrie?
- What?

502
00:24:50,562 --> 00:24:52,524
I think I've really fucked it actually.

503
00:24:52,608 --> 00:24:55,070
Have you? Again? Shocker.

504
00:24:55,154 --> 00:24:57,116
Why you being weird?
I'm having a crisis here.

505
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,538
- Course you are.
- Can you tell me why you're mad at me?

506
00:24:59,622 --> 00:25:01,876
I don't have the mental capacity
for this right now.

507
00:25:06,802 --> 00:25:08,305
I was meant to speak.

508
00:25:08,932 --> 00:25:11,061
And now, because of your tantrum,
I don't get to.

509
00:25:11,144 --> 00:25:12,689
Oh. [laughs]

510
00:25:13,273 --> 00:25:16,029
- Why are you laughing?
- I thought it was something serious.

511
00:25:16,112 --> 00:25:18,075
Ah, so it's only your problems
that are important.

512
00:25:18,158 --> 00:25:20,789
I'm sure you have plenty of problems,
with your long-term boyfriend

513
00:25:20,872 --> 00:25:22,709
and your promising career
and your cool power.

514
00:25:22,793 --> 00:25:25,047
My power is not all it's cracked up to be.

515
00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:26,049
It got you a job.

516
00:25:26,132 --> 00:25:28,805
Do you know how many people
wanna speak to me?

517
00:25:28,888 --> 00:25:30,684
Not someone famous.

518
00:25:30,767 --> 00:25:33,272
Not some pharaoh or president. Just me.

519
00:25:33,355 --> 00:25:34,190
No one.

520
00:25:34,274 --> 00:25:37,906
- I have to listen to you now, so…
- No one ever cares what I have to say.

521
00:25:38,616 --> 00:25:41,329
Well, they did tonight. But of course,
you couldn't let that happen.

522
00:25:41,413 --> 00:25:44,252
You couldn't bear an interruption
of the Jen show.

523
00:25:44,335 --> 00:25:45,421
So I'm selfish?

524
00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:48,260
Yes. You always have been.

525
00:25:48,343 --> 00:25:49,513
It's always been about you.

526
00:25:49,597 --> 00:25:51,559
[sighs] Oh, stop being so dramatic.

527
00:25:52,686 --> 00:25:54,272
Who did I lose my virginity to?

528
00:25:55,232 --> 00:25:57,486
Okay, what foods am I allergic to?

529
00:25:57,571 --> 00:25:58,781
When did my nan die?

530
00:25:58,865 --> 00:26:01,036
- Fifth year.
- My nan's alive.

531
00:26:02,121 --> 00:26:04,000
But as if you know those things about me.

532
00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:07,465
Peter Hamzi, dairy but you refuse
to acknowledge it, 2014.

533
00:26:12,141 --> 00:26:16,191
Look, uh, Carrie, you have no idea
what it's like to be me.

534
00:26:17,234 --> 00:26:18,780
I've got nothing.

535
00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:22,495
I'm sorry if I'm not dealing with it
with enough grace.

536
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,088
Oh, boo-fucking-hoo!

537
00:26:28,006 --> 00:26:30,720
I don't think you ever wanna get a power.
I think you like it.

538
00:26:30,804 --> 00:26:32,891
It gives you an excuse
to be a shitty person

539
00:26:32,974 --> 00:26:34,477
because the world is mean to you.

540
00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:38,695
But has the smallest seed of thought
ever passed through your brain

541
00:26:38,778 --> 00:26:41,951
that maybe you're not some troubled,
tragic martyr?

542
00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:43,453
Maybe you're just a nob.

543
00:26:43,538 --> 00:26:44,623
Fuck off!

544
00:26:49,925 --> 00:26:50,927
Okay.

545
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:54,810
["We're Going to Be Friends" playing]

546
00:26:56,187 --> 00:26:58,735
♪ <i>Fall is here, hear the yell</i> ♪

547
00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,322
♪ <i>Back to school, ring the bell</i> ♪

548
00:27:01,406 --> 00:27:03,786
♪ <i>Brand new shoes, walking blues</i> ♪

549
00:27:03,870 --> 00:27:06,291
♪ <i>Climb the fence, books and pens</i> ♪

550
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:10,299
♪ <i>I can tell that</i>
<i>We are gonna be friends</i> ♪

551
00:27:11,301 --> 00:27:15,058
♪ <i>I can tell that</i>
<i>We are gonna be friends</i> ♪

552
00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:21,362
♪ <i>Walk with me, Suzy Lee</i> ♪

553
00:27:21,446 --> 00:27:23,784
♪ <i>Through the park and by the tree</i> ♪

554
00:27:23,868 --> 00:27:26,749
♪ <i>We will rest upon the ground</i> ♪

555
00:27:26,832 --> 00:27:28,753
♪ <i>And look at all the bugs we found</i> ♪

556
00:27:28,836 --> 00:27:30,507
["Nights In White Satin" playing on radio]

557
00:27:30,590 --> 00:27:33,638
[Jizzlord] Kash! The girls are back
and I'm scared your bubbles have, um…

558
00:27:33,721 --> 00:27:37,353
Okay. Here we go.
Let's cover up the shame.

559
00:27:37,436 --> 00:27:39,900
Thank you.

560
00:27:39,983 --> 00:27:43,490
[Jizzlord] There we go. No more penis.

561
00:27:43,574 --> 00:27:44,576
Lovely.

562
00:27:45,662 --> 00:27:46,664
Shall I get the brush?

563
00:27:46,747 --> 00:27:49,377
♪ <i>'Cause I love you</i> ♪

564
00:27:50,713 --> 00:27:52,634
♪ <i>Yes, I love you</i> ♪

565
00:27:53,553 --> 00:27:57,727
♪ <i>Oh, how I love you</i> ♪

566
00:27:58,729 --> 00:28:00,650
♪ <i>Oh</i> ♪

567
00:28:03,864 --> 00:28:07,539
♪ <i>'Cause I love you</i> ♪

568
00:28:08,331 --> 00:28:10,795
♪ <i>Yes, I love you</i> ♪

569
00:28:11,547 --> 00:28:15,680
♪ <i>Oh, how I love you</i> ♪

570
00:28:17,934 --> 00:28:21,274
♪ <i>Oh, how I love you</i> ♪

571
00:28:22,276 --> 00:28:24,615
♪ <i>Oh</i> ♪