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O great American multitude,
and sports fans everywhere.
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Today we inaugurate the 20th annual
Transcontinental Road Race.
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Today the five bravest
young men and women
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in this bravest of nations
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will risk their lives
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in the greatest sporting event
since the days of Spartacus.
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Three days hence, a new American
champion will be crowned,
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for all the world to behold in awe,
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in respect,
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in fear.
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All right, all right. This is Junior Bruce,
your buddy-buddy and mine.
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And I'll be giving you
the blow-by-blow play-by-play
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when the kings and queens
of the open road roar onto the track.
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Do I hear the sound of engines?
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It's "Calamity" Jane Kelly,
queen of the road,
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at the wheel of that
mean old ornery stud Bull.
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Zany Janie, winner of this year's trials
at Watkins Glen,
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placed second in 1998
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and led at last year's second lap
until she went out with gear trouble.
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Her fans and lovers everywhere
wish Janie better luck this year.
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My fans can wish me
all the luck they want.
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If my luck with my lovers gets any better,
I'll miss the race completely.
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Isn't that right, Pete?
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With the start of the race
only a heartthrob away,
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this is Grace Pander on the spot -
as usual -
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to welcome
the greatest racer of all time,
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and a very dear friend of mine.
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Yes, in just a moment
he will be coming through the doors!
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There is no cause for alarm.
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The patient has been flown in from abroad
in a state of suspended animation
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in order to facilitate the healing
of his recent limb transplants.
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He should be coming around
any moment now.
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Oh, my...
I don't believe it!
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Frankenstein, can you give me
an exclusive? How are things abroad?
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How is Mr. President?
Is he still in Moscow?
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Mr. President
is in his summer palace in Peking.
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He loves everybody.
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And everybody loves him.
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- Sieg!
- Heil!
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Here she is,
that adorable swastika sweetheart,
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Matilda the Hun from Milwaukee!
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And her lovable Nazi navigator,
Herman "the German" Bock!
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Matilda, Herman,
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do you think this is your turn to be
first and foremost in sunny California?
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- Today, California.
- Tomorrow, the world.
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Hiya, Herman.
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I hope your Buzz Bomb has a little more
juice in its warhead this year.
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Whoever named your car the Bull,
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was only half right!
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Frankenstein, will Mr. President fly in
to crown the winner of the race?
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Yes.
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Is it true that
with your new mechanical arm
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you can shift gears
in less than a twentieth of a second?
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- Would you care to comment on that?
- No.
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How do you feel about going into the race
with a navigator you've never met?
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You'll love Annie.
She's a red-hot sexpot.
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She better be a red-hot navigator.
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No more questions.
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It's the Lion! And at the wheel,
Ray "Nero the Hero" Lonnegan.
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Never has finished
the Transcontinental,
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but three big wins in the provinces
this season plus a brand-new beast
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means Nero's not fiddling around.
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Sit still, Cleopatra,
and stop blocking me.
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My fans wanna see me.
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They've never seen
a has-been before?
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- Annie Smith?
- Mr. Frankenstein.
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I've checked out the car,
and everything seems perfect.
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- I have the route maps right here.
- I will check them in a minute.
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We will roll...
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when everything seems perfect...
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to me.
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I've packed some high-protein capsules
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and as many adrenaline tablets
as I could find.
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And I've also assembled a medical kit,
just in case. I'm trained as a nurse.
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I don't need a nurse.
I need a navigator.
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Mr. Frankenstein,
you're very good at what you do,
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and I'm very good at what I do.
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We'll see.
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And you know there's only one person
who guns an engine like that.
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It's gotta be
the roughest tough guy of 'em all,
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"Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo!
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Here he comes - Machine Gun Joe.
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Loved by thousands,
hated by millions.
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Only living previous winner
except for Frankenstein.
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Highest lifetime score
after Frankenstein.
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And he's certainly getting
the welcome he deserves.
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Joe doesn't look too happy, but you can't
keep those Frankenstein fans down.
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Lousy sons of bitches.
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- Frankenstein?
- Give it to them, Joe.
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You want Frankenstein?
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I'll give you Frankenstein.
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Yeah!
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Here he comes!
Here he comes!
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Frankenstein!
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Frankenstein the legend!
Frankenstein the indestructible!
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Sole survivor
of the titanic pileup of '95.
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Only two-time winner of
the Transcontinental Road Race.
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Frankenstein -
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ripped up, wiped out, battered,
shattered, creamed and reamed!
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A dancer on the brink of death.
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Frankenstein, who lost a leg in '98,
an arm in '99.
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With half a face and half a chest
and all the guts in the world, he's back!
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God only knows what he looks like
under that mask, but he is back.
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In the name of Mr. President,
America loves you, Frankenstein.
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You will regret that, Joe.
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Stay tuned, racing fans.
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T- video satellite will bring every mile of
thrills and spills into your living room.
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All five cars are in starting position
here at New York Memorial Raceway,
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ready to roll.
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Now we take you to the Summer Palace.
And Mr. President.
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My children,
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whom I love so dearly,
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it has been my duty
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in the long and difficult years
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since the world crash of '79
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to serve you as best I could.
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Never before in history
have the masses forgone all comfort
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so that the spirit of genius
might thrive
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and seek the golden key
to a new time of plenty
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in the fertile field
of minority privilege.
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And now. my children. The drivers
are ready. The world is waiting.
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Once more,
I give you what you want.
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Good morning, Americans.
Once again the race is under way,
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with 12-hour pit stops
scheduled at St Louis
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and Albuquerque,
home of the American Indian Museum.
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At this very moment the cars are howling
through the streets of Manhattan,
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but no points have been scored as yet.
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Take it away. Junior Bruce.
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They're at the Lincoln Tunnel.
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With Frankenstein and Joe
running neck and neck.
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Then it's the Lion. Driven by...
Passed by Calamity Jane in the Bull.
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Moving into third place.
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All right, and hey, hey, hey!
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The cars have split up, the drivers
taking off on their favorite routes.
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Frankenstein's still out in front.
Headed due west.
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With Nero the Hero on his tail
hoping to pick up his leftovers.
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Calamity Jane's on a northwest tack.
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Matilda's Buzz Bomb is trying
to catch up with Machine Gun Joe.
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Now streaking southwest.
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Once again - Mr. President.
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I have made
the United Provinces of America
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the greatest power
in the known universe.
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I have also given you
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the most popular sporting event
in the history of mankind -
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the Transcontinental Road Race.
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Which upholds the American tradition
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of no holds barred!
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"No holds barred. "
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That's how he got to be president.
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Hypocrite pig!
What about our ultimatum?
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He's been laughing us off for 15 years.
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Passive resistance
means nothing to him.
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Pick up that flag, young man.
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It's time for action.
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It is not a time for violence.
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Mrs. Paine, I love Annie
as much as you do.
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But she's no match for Frankenstein,
and we can't risk letting him get away.
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Frankenstein is the biggest target in
the world and a friend of Mr. President.
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That, Lieutenant Fury, is exactly why
they'll call off the race. To save his life.
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My granddaughter will succeed.
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Don't you ever take off that mask?
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No.
Don't you know about my face?
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I've heard stories.
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Nobody's ever seen it,
have they?
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Except my other navigators.
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And they're all dead.
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So they are.
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They say you lost most of your jaw
in the crash of '92.
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And my right eye in '95,
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and my nose and my left eye in '97,
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and most of my cranium in '98.
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I'm held together with
patches of plastic and steel plates.
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It's not a pretty sight.
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You wanna see?
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Why not?
I've seen everything else.
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Remember, you're doing this on your own.
I take no responsibility.
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What'd you expect?
Another pretty face?
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- They really love you, Joe.
- Yeah?
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Then how come they ain't
down here on the road provin' it?
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Hey, you better make this left turn.
You'll shave off about 2 miles that way.
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Yeah, all right.
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All right, all right and yes, siree!
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A clean hit! A perfect hit!
And no pain for the target.
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Too bad the guy was only 38.
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Just two years older, he'd have been
worth three times the points.
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But, for the second year in a row,
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Machine Gun Joe
has splattered the scoreboard first.
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How'd you like that, huh?
Get off on that one, Myra, baby?
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- What's the matter with this engine?
- I don't know. Sounds fine to me.
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Amateurs.
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Get back there and retard the spark four...
uh, three degrees.
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I'm glad to see you were able
to find your way back.
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As the cars roar into Pennsylvania.
The cradle of liberty.
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It seems apparent that our citizens
are staying off the streets.
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Which may make scoring
particularly difficult.
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Even with this year's rule changes.
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To recap those revisions -
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women are still worth 10 points
more than men in all age brackets.
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But teenagers now rack up 40 points.
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And toddlers under 12
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now rate a big 70 points.
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The big score - anyone.
Any sex. Over 75 years old
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has been upped to 100 points.
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As always.
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How fast you move
determines how long you live.
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Toro!
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A beautiful kill!
A neat kill!
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No calamities for Jane today.
No, sir.
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And you can bet she'll be getting
both ears for that one.
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What is that?
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Euthanasia day at the geriatrics hospital.
They do it every year.
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Here he comes!
He's coming!
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Frankenstein scores!
Frankenstein scores at last!
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But what kind of a score,
boys and girls?
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Just 110 points out of a possible big 700.
What do you think about that, Gracie?
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Well, those doctors -
dear friends of mine -
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have been pretty smug all these years,
setting up the old folks.
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Frankenstein must have decided
it was their turn.
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Which only goes to show that
even the fearsome Frankenstein
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has a 100% red-blooded American
sense of humor.
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Annie saved those old people!
And she'll deliver Frankenstein.
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Meanwhile, innocent people
are being slaughtered on our highways.
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They're like Christians
being thrown to the gladiators.
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But just remember,
the Christians won.
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Did they, Mrs. Paine?
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I take it from your attire that your
sabotage operations are being carried out,
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despite my wishes?
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Mrs. Paine, we're set to hit 'em
with everything we've got.
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Then.
In the name of humanity.
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Let Operation Anti-Race begin.
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How in hell are we supposed to score
in this graveyard?
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You're the navigator.
That's your problem.
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And think of something soon,
or else you're gonna be out on your ass.
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It isn't my fault
everyone scored before us.
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You should have hit that
boy scout camp like I told you.
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I tried the god dammed boy scout camp.
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You know how fast
those boy scouts move?
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Now, here's something
more your speed.
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Gotta be at least 200 points.
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If they scatter,
go for the baby and the mother.
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Come on!
Quick! Quick!
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Go for the baby!
The baby!
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00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,100
That's it.
Come get baby.
244
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,100
Bye-bye, baby.
Hello, 70 points.
245
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,600
Hey! I'm off the air!
246
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,700
Would you please take your places?
247
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,200
Put Grace on with an interview,
right now.
248
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:09,800
Hello, ladies. Isn't this just
the most exciting race in years?
249
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I certainly think so.
250
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,900
And guess what -
I have a surprise for you.
251
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:21,300
Mrs. Rhonda Bainbridge,
in person, on my show.
252
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:26,000
The widow of Edward Bainbridge,
whom, as we all know,
253
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:30,900
was "Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo's
first score.
254
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,800
Welcome to my home.
And may I call you Rhonda?
255
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,600
Please do, Mrs. Pander.
256
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:41,300
- Are we about ready here?
- Yeah, just about.
257
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,200
Listen, we have to go right away.
258
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:49,700
As the widow of the race's first score.
259
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:55,600
You have won a high-style two-room
apartment in Acapulco!
260
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:58,100
Start the jam!
261
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,300
And next year
you will be watching the race
262
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:19,900
on a 50-inch three-dimensional
octaphonic T-video set...
263
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,800
Fellow oppressed Americans.
264
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:26,800
The execution of the barbarian killer
Nero the Hero
265
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,400
is the people's first stroke
266
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:35,500
against the evil and corrupt regime
of Mr. President.
267
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,700
I am Thomasina Paine,
268
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,500
founder and commander
of the army of the resistance.
269
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:47,800
For 20 years. Americans have been
told when to eat and when to sleep.
270
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:51,100
When to love and when to hate.
271
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:56,100
The age of obedience is over.
272
00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:02,100
In the names of George Washington,
Abraham Lincoln, and Harry Truman,
273
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,900
I call upon you to stand up
for your inalienable rights.
274
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:12,500
We declare war upon
the Bipartisan Party, on Mr. President,
275
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:18,300
and on that most inhuman
desecration of life and liberty,
276
00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:21,900
the Transcontinental Road Rape.
277
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
I thank you.
278
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,700
- What the hell was that?
- I have no information.
279
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,000
- Is this race still on?
- I have no information.
280
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,000
- What do you think?
- About what?
281
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,300
About that speech.
282
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,100
Adds spice to the race.
283
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,000
"Spice"? They've killed Nero.
284
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,900
That would have got
more points for me.
285
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,800
Don't you understand?
286
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:48,500
They've declared war on the race
and on you. Aren't you worried?
287
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,900
The only thing that worries me
is "Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo.
288
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,400
Is winning all you care about?
289
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,800
Yes. It's the only
standard of excellence left.
290
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,100
- Come on. Here they come.
- It's not finished.
291
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,200
Come on!
292
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,800
Look at that stupid hole
right in the middle.
293
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:15,400
They won't get through there.
294
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,800
Blitzkrieg!
295
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:24,900
As the drivers converge from their routes
and head for the first pit stop in St. Louis.
296
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Machine Gun Joe
is still leading the field.
297
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,200
With Frankenstein second.
Calamity Jane third.
298
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,400
Leaving Matilda the Hun
in fourth position
299
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,800
and Calamity Jane
facing another calamity!
300
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:41,000
Right now. Frankenstein's score points
put him just ahead of Joe...
301
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:46,100
Hey! Get off the rope.
Jesus Chrysler, get off the rope!
302
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,400
Hey, dummy, come on over
and hold the ladder.
303
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,600
This aggravates me.
304
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,300
Where's the one that says
"Welcome Joe Viterbo"?
305
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:09,000
Score the son of a bitch, Joe.
You need every point you can get.
306
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,600
I only mashed him slightly.
307
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:17,500
- Put him out of his misery, Joe.
- Is that fair?
308
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,000
- Yeah!
- Hey. Should I let him go?
309
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:24,100
Fair's always right.
310
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,100
One thing before we begin.
311
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:18,300
The government would like it if nobody
said anything about Nero. Understand?
312
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,500
He hit a tree, and that's it.
Got it?
313
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,100
- We don't wanna depress anybody by...
- Hey, hey.
314
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,700
Everybody knows he was blown up
by the resistance, you schmuck.
315
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,300
It was on television.
316
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:34,200
If you wanna drive again next year, Mr.
Viterbo, keep those opinions to yourself.
317
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,400
OK. Go ahead.
318
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,800
This is Grace Pander from St Louis,
319
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:41,400
where Matilda -
a dear friend of mine -
320
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,600
is receiving a well-deserved rub down.
321
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,400
Tell me, Tilly, darling,
322
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,700
what can we expect from you
when the cars go back on the road?
323
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,000
You can expect a victory...
324
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:54,300
by a member of the master race.
325
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,900
A woman.
326
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Tilly, darling, that certainly is
showing a lot of confidence
327
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,800
for someone who's lying
fourth out of four.
328
00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:04,300
She doesn't mind,
as long as she's lying somewhere.
329
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,200
When I'm through with you,
you're gonna be lying in state.
330
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:10,100
If anybody is going to boot hill,
it's you and your Bizz Bang.
331
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,600
- Buzz Bomb.
- Shut up.
332
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,300
You just leave my navigator alone.
333
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,100
Girls, girls, girls.
Remember you're on TV-land.
334
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,600
Pete, how do you like
being a navigator?
335
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:26,700
Well, Junior, I'd like it more
if I was in the driver's seat.
336
00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:28,800
You'll get what's coming to you
on the road.
337
00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:29,900
Oh, yeah?
338
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,200
What's coming to me is the final
solution to the cowgirl problem.
339
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,000
Frankenstein, when are you
gonna make your move?
340
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:39,600
Are you gonna take
off-road chances for scores,
341
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:43,800
or are you driving all-out
to be first into New L. A?
342
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:46,300
It's not about winning,
it's how you play the game.
343
00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:49,000
Frankenstein - a dear friend of mine.
344
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:54,100
Frankenstein, tell me how it feels when,
at that electric instant, at 200 mph,
345
00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:57,900
life and death coexist
at the moment of scoring.
346
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,800
If you stand in the middle of Route 66
tomorrow morning at eight o'clock,
347
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,300
you can answer that question
for yourself.
348
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,000
What are you doing?
Get away from me. Joe will go nuts!
349
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:26,100
Just tell him I was whispering
sweet nothings in your ear.
350
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:34,900
Well, Myra, what did Frankenstein
have to say to you?
351
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,100
H- h-h-he didn't say anything. He...
352
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,600
- What'd he say?
- Nothing...
353
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,500
- What'd he say?!
- Nothing!
354
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:43,300
I'm not playing games, Myra.
I wanna know what he said.
355
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:48,000
He said there was
nothing sweet in my ear.
356
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,700
"In my ear. "
357
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,300
What do you want?
358
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,000
My name is Laurie,
Mr. Frankenstein.
359
00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:10,500
I'm head of Chapter Seven,
St Louis Lovers of Frankenstein.
360
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:15,500
- I was chosen from over 100 girls...
- To offer me your body? Is that it?
361
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,800
You want me because I drive
the Monster and wear this costume.
362
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:23,100
No, Mr. Frankenstein.
That wouldn't be fair to your navigator.
363
00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:26,100
It's taken her years of hard work
to earn that privilege.
364
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:29,400
Besides,
we understand your feelings.
365
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,900
What do you know of my feelings?
366
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,500
Everything. Like...
367
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,700
Like why you're afraid
of falling in love.
368
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,000
And why winning the race
means everything to you.
369
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:45,300
How do you know these things?
370
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,000
From my dreams, partly.
371
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:50,800
And from letters I get
from other fans.
372
00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:54,000
Plus the club subscribes
to an astrology service.
373
00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:57,600
Well, if you're not here to offer me
your body, what do you want?
374
00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:02,600
I wanted to meet you, Mr. Frankenstein.
I wanted you to know who I am.
375
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,500
So it would have meaning.
376
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,600
I don't understand.
377
00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:09,100
So what would have meaning?
378
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:13,600
We love you, Mr. Frankenstein. I know
just saying it doesn't mean much.
379
00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:16,700
Why do you love me?
Because I kill people?
380
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:21,400
Scoring isn't killing, Mr. Frankenstein.
It's part of the race.
381
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:26,800
You're a national hero, and we want you
to know we're with you 100%.
382
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,100
Good night, Mr. Frankenstein.
383
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,700
I didn't hear you come in.
384
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,600
Who were you expecting?
Machine Gun Joe?
385
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:52,100
I thought I could trust you.
386
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:57,000
You really just don't wanna
give me a chance, do you?
387
00:30:57,100 --> 00:31:00,000
I was trying to help you.
388
00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:03,500
I'm... sorry.
389
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,500
You're what?
390
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,700
Sorry.
391
00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:14,500
He wanted to know our route,
so I told him to go down 54
392
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:17,400
through the Cimarron Valley.
393
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:23,300
54 is a dead end.
Leads nowhere.
394
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:28,700
That's right.
And if Joe takes it, he's sunk.
395
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,800
The only way Joe will take that road
is if he sees us do it first.
396
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,900
Or if he's ahead of us.
397
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:40,800
- Is that the arm that came off in '98?
- Mm-hm.
398
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:43,000
And...
399
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:48,000
which one of those obviously perfect legs
was it that came off in '99?
400
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,700
The right.
401
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:54,300
And the left one was just broken in
six places and burned down to the bone.
402
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,800
- Is that right?
- Mm-hm.
403
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,600
It's a miracle you can still walk.
404
00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:06,300
Do you like to dance?
405
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:04,600
Those Swiss mechanics
sure did a good job on you.
406
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:09,600
What else did they replace?
407
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,700
Wait a minute...
408
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:14,100
and I'll show you.
409
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,900
O Mr. President, bless thy children
and make them strong.
410
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,800
Bless thy daughters Matilda and Jane,
and thy son Joe.
411
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:36,700
And bless thy beloved son,
the immortal Frankenstein,
412
00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:40,200
who has given so much pleasure
to so many.
413
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:44,300
The hell with Frankenstein.
What about Joe Viterbo?
414
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,400
The flag is down
and they're away,
415
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,100
with Machine Gun Joe
blasting into the lead
416
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,700
on this second lap of the great
Transcontinental Road Race.
417
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,100
Frankenstein is making a left turn,
splitting early from the pack.
418
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,500
Look out, all you folks
just south of here.
419
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,500
Gee, Joe, there's nobody
even close behind us.
420
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,400
Shh.
421
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,400
Where's he going?
What's he doing?
422
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:18,000
- Hey, where are we going?
- I dropped my glove.
423
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,900
Let not the ruin of thy robes
destruct the tires...
424
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,800
Jesus Chrysler!
425
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,500
Ladies and gentlemen,
by a bizarre accident
426
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,600
Frankenstein has killed
our cherished colleague
427
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,400
the deacon of the Bipartisan Party.
428
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,200
I think you did that on purpose.
429
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,400
Have to give the fans
something to talk about.
430
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,000
It's my obligation as a national hero.
431
00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:47,100
Frankenstein's score is now...
Does that score count, Harold?
432
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:52,600
An interesting point, Junior, and one
that may set a significant precedent.
433
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,400
Can a racer score a race official?
434
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,500
Ooh, and after all those nice things
he said about him.
435
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:03,600
It don't matter. It don't count.
You can't score religious personalities.
436
00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:09,800
The word "deacon" has been handed
down to us from the ancient... the, uh...
437
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,500
Frankenstein's score
has been approved for 50 points.
438
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:18,400
The confirmation has just been handed
to me. You know what that means, Junior?
439
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:23,100
That means that the race officials from
coast to coast will be falling like flies.
440
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:27,200
- Frankenstein! Agh! I hate him. I hate him.
- Oh, sh...
441
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,100
You're salivating.
442
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:16,600
Oh, my...
Why did she do that?
443
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,800
To show me she loves me.
444
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:28,100
Here they come.
Let's get set.
445
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:42,800
Chicken game.
446
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:46,400
- Chicken in a basket.
- Chicken in a casket.
447
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:56,900
Oh, shit!
448
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,600
Yeah, hey.
Who got the last laugh now, huh?
449
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,100
- The turnoff, it's coming up.
- Should I take it?
450
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,800
- Who gives a goddamn shit?
- Should I?
451
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,000
She says I should, so I should, right?
Or should I? I don't know.
452
00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:30,300
I don't think you should.
I think it's definitely a trick.
453
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,800
I'll do it.
I won't do it. I'd be a schmuck to do it.
454
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,800
I did it and I'm no schmuck!
455
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:42,200
- That's your story.
- That's right. That's right.
456
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:46,200
And I see you mess with Frankenstein
again, I'm really gonna bust your eye.
457
00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:48,200
What do you mean, "really"?
458
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,900
I have an almost unlimited score
possibility, but it's pretty far down the road.
459
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,000
District penitents' compound.
460
00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:09,100
All those old congressmen chained up.
They'd be like sitting ducks.
461
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,100
Yeah, and all I gotta do is drive through
a cyclone fence. Uh-uh.
462
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,100
Look, the farther west we go,
the fewer targets there'll be.
463
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,600
Hey, come on.
464
00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:22,100
Joe's already on his way to a dead end,
and the other two...
465
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,200
OK.
466
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,900
Take the next right.
467
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:36,500
Now, as soon as the car gets within range,
I shall give the signal.
468
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:41,000
We'll have just under a minute after
they reach the turnoff. Lieutenant Fury...
469
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,900
Lieutenant Fury has nothing whatever
to do with this.
470
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,600
I want none of his surprises here.
471
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:51,000
I could stand for a surprise.
Like if your Frankenstein didn't show up.
472
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,500
Don't worry.
He'll show.
473
00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:59,500
What's our estimated time of arrival
in Albuquerque?
474
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,500
Well, I'm not sure. I mean,
this detour is gonna make a difference.
475
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,600
Haven't you calculated
our time of arrival?
476
00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:08,300
I did,
but I couldn't take into consideration...
477
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,200
- Take what into consideration?
- Frankenstein! Stop the car!
478
00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:14,400
Hold on.
479
00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:20,500
- What the hell?
- Don't stop now. What are you doing?
480
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,700
What are they doing?
481
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,700
Sorry, brother.
482
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:43,100
If that's the best the resistance can do,
we got nothing to worry about.
483
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,500
I guess not.
484
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,300
One thing I can't figure out
485
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,900
is why would they bother
to dress that guy up to look like me?
486
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,700
Maybe he was a fan.
487
00:39:55,400 --> 00:40:01,300
Who built this stinkin' road? If I ever get
my hands on him, I'll rip his heart out.
488
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,700
I mean it! I'm sick of this race
and I'm sick of you!
489
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,500
I guess it must have been Joe that set
us up for that ambush, don't you think?
490
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,600
Got in touch with those guys
and told them where we were going?
491
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,100
I guess it might have been.
492
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,600
But then how the hell did Joe know
we were gonna take a detour?
493
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:25,700
Maybe it was those guys
on the pit crew in St. Louis.
494
00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:29,000
Took your book out of the car
while you were getting massaged.
495
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,700
I didn't leave my book in the car.
496
00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:33,700
- You didn't, huh?
- No.
497
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,900
Well, then,
I guess it couldn't have been them.
498
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,200
- Who do you think it was?
- I have no idea.
499
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,200
Why do you care?
They didn't get you.
500
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:48,200
Us. They didn't get us.
We're a team, remember?
501
00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:02,400
Come on over to my side.
You're gonna drive for a while.
502
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,300
Why? I'm not trained as a driver.
503
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,800
Never mind why.
Just do as I tell you.
504
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,800
I'm counting on you
to make a nice big score for us.
505
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:22,800
Sure.
506
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,000
Anything special in mind?
507
00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:27,400
Something'll turn up.
508
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,200
I'm sure that it will.
509
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:47,200
Jesus H Christ!
I'll kill that broad!
510
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:50,400
- What did I do?
- Shut your face.
511
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:54,000
Cornball, what's the fastest way
through here?
512
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,400
Well, um... actually, the only way
we do it is we get a bulldozer
513
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,900
and we trim this edge down here
and we drive through.
514
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,500
No, what's the best way
between here and Albuquerque?
515
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,800
- You got to go back to the main highway.
- I'll lose 45 minutes!
516
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:10,600
I've seen you before. I'm one of
your greatest fans, you know that?
517
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:15,300
I follow all of the races. I got pictures of you
all over the outhouse.
518
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,600
I named my favorite dog after you,
Mr. Frankenstein. I did.
519
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,700
Lousy stinkin' dirt ball.
You got two seconds to live.
520
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,100
Come on, Pete, honey.
You gonna take all day with that?
521
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,800
I wanna get on the road, make a few
more scores. My blood lust is fading.
522
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,900
Almost finished, Calamity, sweetheart.
We'll be back on the road in no time,
523
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,300
then we'll cream that Nazi's ass for her.
524
00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:17,700
What'd you say? I...
525
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,300
Blitzkrieg!
526
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,400
You lousy bitch!
I'll kill you for that!
527
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:28,100
Nobody scores my navigator
and gets away with it.
528
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,200
Uh-oh.
529
00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:49,200
Here she comes.
And boy, is she pissed.
530
00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:52,400
What does she expect?
You leave your navigator lying around,
531
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,700
naturally somebody's
gonna run over him.
532
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:40,500
She's gaining on us, momma,
and she's got murder on her mind.
533
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,100
Schnell. Meine kleine Buzz Bomb.
534
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:16,900
- That's good.
- All right, on three. One, two, three.
535
00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:21,200
Support it. Easy.
Steady as she goes.
536
00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:35,400
Here they come!
537
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:43,200
A detour.
I really needed that right now.
538
00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:14,400
Holy shit.
539
00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:18,700
A special bulletin.
There's been an accident. An explosion.
540
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:23,200
It looks like Matilda
has been blown totally...
541
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:32,100
Correction. Matilda has made
an impressive score. Stand by.
542
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:41,300
Don't you wanna take over now? I'm afraid
I'm making us lose an awful lot of time.
543
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,600
You're doing just fine.
544
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,500
- Looks like an easy score.
- Yeah. Yeah, it does.
545
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,600
It's always best to start small.
546
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:12,300
- I missed him.
- It takes some practice.
547
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:16,700
- Before it comes easy?
- It never comes easy.
548
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,400
Keep your eyes on the road.
549
00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:25,100
How far is it
to the penitents' compound?
550
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,900
Oh, maybe 20 miles.
551
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:32,500
Stop the car.
552
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,300
Get out.
553
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,400
Out.
554
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,500
Come to the other side.
555
00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:54,700
Around the front.
556
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,300
Where is the penitents' compound?
557
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,300
It's in Japan.
558
00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:19,500
Get in.
559
00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:33,700
I could just push you out of this car
and pick up a quick 30 points.
560
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,300
Who are you?
Who are you working for?
561
00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:39,100
I'm Thomasina Paine's granddaughter.
562
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,800
I'm honored.
563
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,000
So you were gonna capture me and
replace me with that goon back there.
564
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:50,500
What for?
565
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:54,600
He was going to deliver
our ultimatum to Mr. President.
566
00:48:54,700 --> 00:48:58,600
Your life in exchange
for the permanent abolition of the race.
567
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:32,800
She was a great. Dear friend of mine.
568
00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:38,100
And I shall remember her forever.
Howling down that freeway in the sky.
569
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,500
Knocking over the angels.
570
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:48,600
The valiant Hun's demise was in fact
caused by enemies of the people.
571
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:54,200
There will be a special broadcast
by Mr. President at 1900 hours.
572
00:49:54,200 --> 00:50:00,800
Stay tuned to find out how you can help
Mr. President preserve our way of life...
573
00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:03,400
Calamity, turn off the television.
574
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:06,500
Hey, you guys wanna stop
playing that song, please?
575
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:11,700
Look, this is a race, a sporting event, not
a daredevil stunt. I want some protection.
576
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:14,500
You should have given us an escort
after Nero got it.
577
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,000
Joe would score the escort,
wouldn't you, baby?
578
00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:21,300
You wanna zip your lip, Myra? Huh?
Now, are you going to cover me or not?
579
00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:25,500
Look, Mr. Viterbo, if you're afraid to
go on with the race, why don't you quit?
580
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,100
You're calling me a turkey?
581
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,200
If you ask me, you're all
making excuses for poor driving.
582
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:34,600
Poor driving?! Listen, honey.
Matilda the Hun was a champion driver.
583
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,700
Nobody could've scored my navigator
and gotten away with it.
584
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:39,700
And he's talking about poor driving!
585
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:43,800
I'd like to see you do it. I've been driving
for ten years. Nobody talks to me like this.
586
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,300
- This stinks.
- It's all on account of the rebels.
587
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:51,200
Who mentioned anything about rebels?
There are no rebels. Understand?
588
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,200
Then who was that old lady
on the television?
589
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:56,400
Thomasina Paine.
She's a harmless lunatic.
590
00:50:56,500 --> 00:51:01,500
Would you please come outside, sir?
We like to ask you a few questions.
591
00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:06,100
- Come on, Annie.
- Alone, if you don't mind.
592
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,800
Mr. President will explain those
accidents during his address to the nation.
593
00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:13,700
- How did she jam the networks?
- And bump off our friends?
594
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,700
She didn't bump off anybody. She walked
into a television station waving a gun,
595
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,900
forced them to put her on the air. We've
taken her back to the asylum. That's it.
596
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,600
- I got just two words to say about that.
- Oh?
597
00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:26,200
Bull shit!
598
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,000
Excuse me.
599
00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:31,600
Hey! I told you
to stop playing that song!
600
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:37,200
You forget, Joe, that I'm a representative
of Mr. President's government.
601
00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:40,200
I happen to hold
the power of life and death.
602
00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:43,500
Yeah? Well,
I happen to hold the clam sauce.
603
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:48,900
Look out, Viterbo. You may be
the second biggest clown in this circus,
604
00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:51,700
but if I want you dead,
you're dead.
605
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,500
- Second biggest?
- Sit down and eat!
606
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:02,100
I told you to stop playing that music!
607
00:52:02,900 --> 00:52:06,600
Were they armed, or did they expect
the fire to be enough to stop you?
608
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:11,900
I don't know what they expected. We
just ran through it all and kept going.
609
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
One more question,
Mr. Frankenstein.
610
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,600
Did you take that particular road
on your own initiative,
611
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,300
or on the advice of your navigator?
612
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,200
On my own initiative.
613
00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:28,700
Thank you, Mr. Frankenstein.
That will be all.
614
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:35,000
There has been a lot of talk
about American rebels.
615
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
We have positive proof
616
00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:40,400
that it was none other
than the treacherous French
617
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:44,000
who have been
sabotaging our great race.
618
00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:48,300
Just as they
and their stinking European allies
619
00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:53,600
have undermined and destroyed
our great national economy.
620
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,100
It is no coincidence.
My dear children.
621
00:52:56,100 --> 00:53:00,400
That the word "sabotage"
was invented by the French.
622
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,000
- Where's Annie?
- I don't know.
623
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,600
Hey, did you hear the news?
624
00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:09,100
Mr. President said it was the French
who knocked off Nero and Matilda.
625
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,800
Watch out for the crêpe suzettes.
626
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,400
..."Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo
and Frankenstein.
627
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:21,000
As they begin the last lap
of their long and difficult journey
628
00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:24,100
toward New Los Angeles.
629
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,100
Drop your keys?
630
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,900
I was just looking for something I lost.
631
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,300
The race?
632
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,600
Look, Joe...
633
00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:40,600
I threw you off course, OK?
634
00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:42,800
All's fair in love and war.
635
00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:46,800
I'm glad to hear you say that, Annie,
because what we got goin' here
636
00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:49,000
definitely ain't love.
637
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Well, then,
why don't we just forget about it?
638
00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:56,500
You know, Annie, it's too bad things
ain't like they were in the old days,
639
00:53:56,500 --> 00:54:02,000
when we'd just take somebody in an alley
and blow their brains out. You know?
640
00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:04,700
- Joe, please.
- Go ahead and scream, Annie.
641
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,700
- You're hurting me, Joe.
- There's nobody to hear you.
642
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,800
Huh?
643
00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:18,500
How does it feel to know you're gonna
spend the rest of your life in pain?
644
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:22,700
The rest of your life
is about a minute and a half.
645
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:29,200
Frankie. Glad you came. I caught your
navigator screwin' around with the car,
646
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:33,300
so I thought I'd come down
and have a look at what was going on.
647
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,000
Hey, come on, Frank...
648
00:55:56,700 --> 00:55:58,600
Upstairs.
649
00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:01,700
So much for a fair fight.
650
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:06,000
Next chance I get, you're dead.
651
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:18,000
What were you doing? Getting more secret
instructions from the lunatic fringe?
652
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:25,300
Why don't you just turn me in
and get it over with?
653
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,800
No need to.
654
00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:32,100
You've blown your cover.
You're no threat to me.
655
00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:35,800
Anyway, you're not someone
I would throw away.
656
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:39,700
- I have a job to do.
- Your job is a waste of time.
657
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,000
The world doesn't wanna be saved.
658
00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:45,900
I'm giving you a chance
to save one small part of it.
659
00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:48,100
Yourself.
660
00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:51,400
Who are you anyway?
661
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,800
Nobody.
662
00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:56,800
I was brought up in a government
training centre to be what I am -
663
00:56:56,900 --> 00:57:01,800
Frankenstein,
the best driver on earth. This year.
664
00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:05,300
They use one up,
they bring in another.
665
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:09,900
- But I will be the last of the line.
- Oh, who's kidding who?
666
00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:15,100
I never kid.
667
00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:42,400
Why don't you ever
take off that glove?
668
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,700
What's underneath it?
669
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,800
It's my secret.
670
00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:50,800
You and the Swiss doctors again?
671
00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:53,900
There are no Swiss doctors.
672
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:59,400
Just native... American... know-how.
673
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
- Have you checked the oil?
- Yes.
674
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,700
- Have you checked the hydraulics?
- An hour ago.
675
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,300
- Brakes? Tires? Water?
- Yeah, they're OK. Everything's OK.
676
00:58:28,300 --> 00:58:33,200
Don't worry. I'm not going to
do anything to sabotage the car.
677
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:36,800
You get a load of that face?
678
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,700
I wonder if somebody
got points for that eye.
679
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:45,800
Listen, Frankenstein, there's just you,
me and Joe left in the race, and...
680
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:49,800
Well, I just want you to know that
whoever wins and whatever happens,
681
00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:53,500
it's been really grand
racin' with you folks.
682
00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:56,400
I also wanna say
that I think you make a real nice couple.
683
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,400
- Thank you, Jane.
- Good luck.
684
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,200
Joe, Myra,
685
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,900
I just wanna say,
whatever happens, whoever wins...
686
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,400
Hey, save it for the French.
687
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:21,300
The cars have started, lined up,
and are ready to roll on the last lap.
688
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,200
They're off! Frankenstein...
Holy Chrysler!
689
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,900
Joe has just scored his own pit crew!
690
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:31,500
You lousy sons of bitches!
That'll teach you!
691
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,900
"Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo,
that funny man from Chicago,
692
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,600
has scored his own mechanics
for 40 points,
693
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:43,700
and is off to catch Calamity Jane
and Frankenstein.
694
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,300
Screw you, Joe Viterbo,
and your mother!
695
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:59,300
We'll see who gets to New L.A. First,
with the highest score too.
696
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,800
It's coming up on the left.
697
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:05,100
Forget it.
I'm keeping Frankie in my sights.
698
01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:08,300
He's got five minutes on us,
and he's stretching it.
699
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,700
So what? If there's trouble up ahead,
he'll find it first.
700
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:17,100
Oh, yeah. Take a look at your face.
You'll find it first.
701
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:21,100
You know, Myra, some people
might think you're cute.
702
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:25,000
But me, I think you're
one very large baked potato.
703
01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:28,500
Roaring down Motorway 66
towards California,
704
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,600
Frankenstein looks certain
to be first across the line.
705
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:36,000
But Machine Gun Joe
is still way ahead on points,
706
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:40,300
and he could win the race even by
arriving second in New Los Angeles.
707
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,500
What's your prediction, Grace?
708
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:49,200
You know, Junior, when Machine Gun Joe
was just a little boy in Chicago,
709
01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:54,000
he had a pet snake that he used to love
to ride over with his tricycle.
710
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:50,900
- Break out the thermos of hi-pro drink.
- Coming right up.
711
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:19,000
- Here. I didn't mean to hog it all.
- Thanks. What flavor is it?
712
01:03:19,100 --> 01:03:22,400
- Vanilla.
- Hm. Not my favorite.
713
01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:29,900
This isn't vanilla.
It's peach or something.
714
01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:34,100
Yeah, well, my taste buds
got wiped out in the crash of '97.
715
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:39,000
It's a good thing mine that are still intact.
At least the French can't poison us.
716
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,300
What's Frankenstein's location now?
717
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:50,200
He's about 50 miles out, Lieutenant,
and coming fast.
718
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:57,500
Goodbye, Mrs. Paine. When you see me
again, Frankenstein will be my prisoner
719
01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,200
and the country will know
we must be taken seriously.
720
01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:04,300
- Fury, wait. I'm coming with you.
- No, Mrs. Paine, it's too dangerous.
721
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:07,100
Nonsense.
I've waited 20 years for this moment.
722
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,100
I know I can't join you
on the mission,
723
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:12,800
but I want to see you pull it off
with my own eyes.
724
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:18,800
Couple of turnoffs coming up.
What's the quickest way to New L. A?
725
01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:23,200
- That's funny.
- What?
726
01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:26,700
I can't... I can't seem
to focus my eyes on the map.
727
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:31,200
I think we stay on 7...
I feel like I'm gonna pass out.
728
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,400
Look at that.
729
01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:40,800
- It's them, isn't it?
- Please... please, stop the car.
730
01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:43,800
Sorry. We're in a race.
731
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:57,400
Frankenstein, stop right now.
We wanna talk to you.
732
01:04:58,300 --> 01:05:01,900
Stop before I force you to.
733
01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:16,600
I'll bomb you to a halt if I have to.
734
01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:32,500
Annie, help me.
Turn off the engine.
735
01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:38,100
Annie's dead, Mrs. Paine.
He must have killed her.
736
01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:41,800
Now I'm really going to let him have it.
737
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,700
Look at that. The rebels
are sure giving it to Frankenstein.
738
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:59,300
Thank you, rebels.
Mary, I think we got this race won.
739
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:02,100
- Aren't we gonna help him?
- Are you nuts or something?
740
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:07,900
I'm getting my ass out of here before they
make an emergency landing. Sit down.
741
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Attagirl.
742
01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:04,200
Well, America, there you have it.
743
01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:08,100
Frankenstein has just been attacked
by the French air force,
744
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,600
and he's whipped their derrières.
745
01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:14,300
His point total for this one'll be
something astronomical.
746
01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:16,800
Machine Gun Joe better watch out.
747
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:26,200
- Right on schedule.
- Hey, what happened?
748
01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:28,500
I slipped you a 30-minute sleepex.
749
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:31,500
Didn't want you doing something
we would both regret.
750
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:32,800
Did they attack us?
751
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:36,200
According to the radio, we were
attacked by the French air force.
752
01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:38,500
Was the plane shot down?
753
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:41,800
Even those Swiss doctors
couldn't have helped them.
754
01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:46,900
I'm sorry. I know they were your people.
But I can't let anything stop me now.
755
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,400
They didn't expect you
to give up easily.
756
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:52,800
They were prepared
for whatever happened.
757
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,600
Oh, my God, you've been hit!
758
01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:57,100
I'll make it.
759
01:08:58,100 --> 01:09:01,800
I'm sorry things worked out this way.
760
01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:05,400
- It's not over yet.
- I'm afraid it is.
761
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:06,300
Hey!
762
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,000
What the hell
do you think you're doing?
763
01:09:39,100 --> 01:09:41,600
It doesn't make any difference
what happens to me.
764
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:45,300
That is the dumbest, sorriest thing
I've ever heard you say.
765
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:49,700
I don't believe you've got a drop of
Thomasina Paine's blood in your body.
766
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:53,600
The minute things get rough, you close
your eyes and try to drive us off a cliff.
767
01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:57,900
If you'd just stop trying to kill me
for a minute, I need your help.
768
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:01,100
How can you possibly
expect me to help you?
769
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:02,800
You're my navigator.
770
01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:05,500
You're the only one
who knows where you're going.
771
01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:08,300
I mean,
whose side are you on anyway?
772
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,600
I thought the only thing you cared about
was winning the race.
773
01:10:11,700 --> 01:10:16,800
Sure. Only the winner of the race
gets to shake hands with Mr. President.
774
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:19,900
- Is that a grenade?
- A hand grenade.
775
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:26,000
That handshake is all I've lived for
for as long as I can remember.
776
01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:29,700
No, wait a minute.
I don't want you to die.
777
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,800
It's my life's work.
778
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,400
Why do you
wanna win this race so bad?
779
01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:22,000
Why do I wanna win this race?
In the name of hate.
780
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:24,100
One big victory for hate.
781
01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:07,700
Give me your hand.
Give me your hand!
782
01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:27,100
- Hey, stop. Will you stop the car?
- Shut up! What is that?
783
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:32,700
It's a hand. Will you stop
the goddamn car? Stop the car!
784
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:47,400
You're going to have to
shift the gears for me now.
785
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:49,900
The only thing that worries me
786
01:13:49,900 --> 01:13:53,500
is how am I going to shake hands
with Mr. President?
787
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,700
Mr. President's the one
who should be worried now.
788
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:21,700
He's coming! Can you hear that engine?
Still in perfect tune.
789
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:26,100
Here he is -
the one and only three-time winner
790
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:30,800
and sole survivor of the 20th
annual Transcontinental Road Race,
791
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:34,600
none other than Frankenstein himself!
792
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,300
And now Mr. President.
793
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,900
Our enemy, the French,
794
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:44,700
have destroyed nearly all
our gallant racers.
795
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:49,200
Just as they have crippled
our once-great economy,
796
01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:52,200
and wrecked our telephone system.
797
01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:56,100
But even they,
in all their evil power,
798
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:59,600
were not able to destroy Frankenstein,
799
01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:03,600
who is the embodiment
of our national virtue
800
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:07,100
and therefore indestructible.
801
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:12,700
It is fitting that Frankenstein should be
the one chosen by your president
802
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:17,300
to lead you in this war against
the French which I now decree.
803
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:23,900
Frankenstein has been shot!
There is a French spy in our midst!
804
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,900
Guards, seize that woman!
805
01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:30,000
Frankenstein, are you all right?
806
01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:42,900
Annie!
807
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:48,100
Frankenstein...
808
01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:18,400
Frankenstein! Frankenstein!
Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein!
809
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:22,000
Frankenstein! Frankenstein!
Frankenstein! Frankenstein!
810
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:36,200
Mr. And Mrs. President Frankenstein -
dear friends of mine -
811
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:39,000
can you tell us
what your first official acts will be?
812
01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:43,100
I plan to pension off the secret police,
restore free elections,
813
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:47,400
end minority privilege, and move the seat
of government back to New Los Angeles.
814
01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:49,500
We've been governed from abroad
long enough.
815
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:55,400
Mr. President, is it true that you are now
accepting rebels into your government?
816
01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:59,400
Well, since I have accepted one
into my house...
817
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:03,600
President Frankenstein has appointed
my great-grandmother, Thomasina Paine,
818
01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:08,200
in view of her experience in the field,
as the minister for domestic security.
819
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:12,200
And I plan to deal very harshly
with rebels.
820
01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:18,200
Anybody who is unhappy with happiness
can go find someplace else to live.
821
01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,900
- What about the race?
- The race is abolished.
822
01:17:20,900 --> 01:17:22,900
- Abolished?
- That's right.
823
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:27,400
We feel that the country no longer needs
this gratuitous display of violence
824
01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:30,100
to show the world
that its virility is still intact.
825
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:36,100
Mr. President, isn't it true that as a racer
your popularity depended on violence?
826
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:41,200
I'm afraid I shall have to let
my press secretary answer that question.
827
01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:44,600
Stop annoying Mr. President
with impertinent questions, Junior.
828
01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:46,800
It's the race, man.
829
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:49,800
President Frankenstein,
you can't call off the race.
830
01:17:49,900 --> 01:17:52,000
The American people won't stand for it!
831
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:54,200
Get out of the way, Junior.
832
01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:58,900
The race is the symbol of everything
we hold dear - our American way of life.
833
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,700
Sure, it's violent.
But that's the way we love it.
834
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:05,300
Violent, violent, violent.
And that's why we love you!
835
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,800
Frank, do we have to listen to this?
836
01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:09,100
No.
837
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:21,200
As to this matter of violence.
838
01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:26,000
The technique of violence
was first developed in 2.000.000 BC
839
01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:28,200
by the Australopithecines.
840
01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:32,700
A tribe of four-foot primates
who had no brains to speak of.
841
01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:38,100
But who. Nevertheless. Invented the
tomahawk and used it on each other.
842
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:43,800
This practice led to the enlargement
of the brain - another useful weapon.
843
01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:49,100
Yes. Murder was invented
even before man began to think.
844
01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:55,100
Now. of course. Man has become
known as the thinking animal.