1 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,176 Yeah, no, these just came off the truck. 2 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,470 But he put them all in front. 3 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:38,976 I wanted to put some Porsches up here. 4 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,100 Hey, Mr. LaRusso, uh, I'm all done. 5 00:01:42,130 --> 00:01:43,630 Really? 6 00:01:45,410 --> 00:01:46,880 Both lots? 7 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,210 This is bullshit. 8 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,886 Okay, I thought you were gonna teach me karate. 9 00:01:52,910 --> 00:01:54,680 I'm just doing all your shitty chores. 10 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:59,390 I think you're enjoying this a little too much. 11 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,190 God, I love this part. 12 00:02:07,590 --> 00:02:10,960 Show me wash the windows. Hai! 13 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:16,540 Hai! Show me wax on, wax off. Hai, hai! 14 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,010 Next! 15 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,520 Whoa. 16 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,370 Bow. 17 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,800 Fighting positions. 18 00:02:54,770 --> 00:02:56,710 Stabilize your base, Hawk. 19 00:02:56,740 --> 00:02:59,980 Keep your balance, full rotation when you strike. 20 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:02,350 Yes, Sensei! Hai! 21 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,150 Did you just flinch, Virgin? 22 00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:13,800 Holy shit, we got a room full of flinchers. 23 00:03:13,830 --> 00:03:17,530 - Yes, Sensei! - That was not a question! 24 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,700 Raise your hand if you've never been punched in the face. 25 00:03:22,940 --> 00:03:25,380 Put your hands down. 26 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,570 All your lives, you've been avoiding fights 27 00:03:28,610 --> 00:03:31,810 so you don't break your nose or lose a tooth. 28 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,840 This concussion nonsense. 29 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,496 So there's only one solution, and that is before you leave 30 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,520 this dojo, each and every one of you 31 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:43,690 is going to take a punch, very hard, to the face. 32 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:48,520 Miss Robinson, line them up. Unflinch this group. 33 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,860 Yes, Sensei. 34 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,540 450 bucks for nunchucks. What a rip. 35 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:16,936 Hey, Sensei, I need to ask you something. 36 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,360 First aid's under the counter. We got a bleeder? 37 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,566 Well, I mean, yeah, we do. There's a lot of blood. 38 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:24,660 But this is about something else. 39 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:25,730 What is it? 40 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:27,940 - Well, there's a girl at school. - Is she hot? 41 00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:29,470 - And she's super smart. - Hot? 42 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:32,240 - Funny and cool. - Hot? 43 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:34,570 - Yes, she's hot, super hot. - Nice. 44 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:38,680 I think you'd really like her. She likes karate, and... 45 00:04:38,710 --> 00:04:40,626 I mean, I want to ask her out, but I just don't know. 46 00:04:40,650 --> 00:04:42,490 Don't know? What's there to think about? 47 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,560 She's hot, and all those other things. 48 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:46,920 Uh, yeah, but what if she says no. 49 00:04:46,950 --> 00:04:50,190 Never accept defeat, Diaz. There is no "no." 50 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:51,790 Pretty sure no means no. 51 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:54,420 Yeah, if things are getting physical, no means no. 52 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,830 But if you're just asking her out. 53 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:57,360 You're a Cobra Kai. 54 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,340 All the babes want to date a Cobra Kai. 55 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:01,740 - All right? - Fucking pussy! Next. 56 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,740 Are we entering this tournament? 57 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:06,040 I don't think we're ready yet. 58 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:10,440 - He's okay. - I'm okay. 59 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,650 It's just a tooth. 60 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:17,450 Yo, yo, yo, job kid! 61 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,920 - What's up, man. - Nice shirt, bro. 62 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:23,150 Yeah, man, looks like he's 63 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:24,960 taking that job thing real serious. 64 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:27,560 I thought you just wanted to piss off your dad. 65 00:05:27,590 --> 00:05:29,760 I am. I'm gonna quit soon. 66 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,070 Oh, okay, cool. 67 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:33,040 We got an idea we want to run by you. 68 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:34,440 I'm on lunch break. 69 00:05:34,470 --> 00:05:35,676 Man, we're not talking about today. 70 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,770 - We're talking about tonight. - Oh, yeah? 71 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,900 - Yeah. - Yeah, what's the plan? 72 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:43,910 LaRusso's Luxury Motors. 73 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:48,380 What are you talking about? 74 00:05:48,410 --> 00:05:50,650 - We can't steal a car. - Dude, relax. 75 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,450 We're not gonna steal a car. 76 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:56,430 We're talking about auto parts. Like, rims, stereos. 77 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:58,030 Shit made out of chrome and shit. 78 00:05:58,060 --> 00:05:59,090 You know? 79 00:05:59,130 --> 00:06:00,836 - I don't know, guys. - Dude, you don't have to 80 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,860 do anything. Just give us the security code. 81 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:04,170 We'll let ourselves in. 82 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,040 Yeah, but I don't have the code. 83 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:08,370 I'm the new guy, I don't even have a key to the bathroom. 84 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,440 I'm sure you could figure something out. 85 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:13,740 - You always do. - Unless he doesn't want to. 86 00:06:13,770 --> 00:06:15,870 Oh, then we'd have a bigger problem. 87 00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:19,310 Yeah, remember what we did to that bitch ass kid over in Ventura? 88 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:21,510 Oh, yeah, that was unfortunate. 89 00:06:21,550 --> 00:06:23,150 - It was. - Yeah. 90 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:26,820 But we're not gonna have a bigger problem, are we, Robby? 91 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,840 Hey, Sam. 92 00:06:40,870 --> 00:06:43,170 - Hey. - Hey, I didn't realize 93 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,670 this was your locker. 94 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:47,000 - Yup, that's me. - Yeah. 95 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,610 Anyways, glad I ran into you. 96 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,280 Um, I've been thinking about you a lot lately. 97 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:53,810 Um... 98 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:55,890 I mean, not a lot a lot, just the normal amount 99 00:06:55,910 --> 00:06:58,310 that someone would think about someone else. 100 00:06:58,350 --> 00:07:02,850 - Are you okay? - Yeah, um, I mean, I was... 101 00:07:04,420 --> 00:07:06,190 Do you want to go out on a date with me? 102 00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:07,760 Oh. 103 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:10,490 Um, Miguel, that's really sweet. 104 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:12,400 I mean, I would like to. 105 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:13,806 With everything that happened with Kyler, 106 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:15,930 I'm kind of taking a break from dating right now. 107 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:18,710 - Yeah, no, I get it. - But I'll see you in class? 108 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:21,640 Yeah, perfect, okay. See you in class. 109 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:27,680 Never accept defeat. 110 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,020 What if it's not a date? 111 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:34,750 What if it's just two people, hanging out at the same place, 112 00:07:34,790 --> 00:07:37,890 having fun separately, but together. 113 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,990 - That sounds like a date. - Really? 114 00:07:41,030 --> 00:07:42,770 It wouldn't be a date. 115 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:48,200 If it's not a date, then I guess it sounds like it could be fun. 116 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:50,100 Great! 117 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:51,770 What about tonight? 118 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,900 - Pick me up at eight. - Yeah, totally, okay. 119 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:57,040 Yeah, ooh... 120 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,110 I have a bike. 121 00:07:58,140 --> 00:08:01,280 Uh, okay, then... 122 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:04,510 - I'll pick you up. - Okay, yeah. 123 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,960 You know, we have dozens of beautiful brand new cars 124 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:16,590 right over there that you're welcome to take photos of. 125 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,300 This is for the insurance adjuster. 126 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:20,106 Just figure instead of waiting for her to come all the way 127 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:21,776 out here from Torrance, I'll send her the photos 128 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,040 and we can get to work sooner. 129 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,570 Might be time to make you Louie's boss. 130 00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:35,610 Yeah, hey, is it too late to register my dojo 131 00:08:35,650 --> 00:08:37,750 for the All Valley Tournament? 132 00:08:37,780 --> 00:08:40,880 Sure, it's Cobra Kai. 133 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,760 Cobra, like the badass snake. 134 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:46,860 I need somewhere romantic, but not too romantic. 135 00:08:47,830 --> 00:08:49,630 You could take her to get tattoos. 136 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:51,560 What? 137 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:56,140 I know a guy, just hooked me up with this bad boy. 138 00:08:58,540 --> 00:08:59,740 - Oh! - Oh, shit. 139 00:08:59,770 --> 00:09:02,040 - That is badass. - Right? 140 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:04,710 14 hours in the chair. 141 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:08,180 Wait, are your parents okay with that? 142 00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:09,410 Oh, they have no idea. 143 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,226 Definitely going to have to wear a T-shirt until college. 144 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:12,680 Probably longer. 145 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,620 Please don't tell them. 146 00:09:14,650 --> 00:09:16,750 Uh, any other suggestions? 147 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,690 Don't look at me. Sam and I used to be friends. 148 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:23,130 - We're not anymore. - Okay, but I need your help. 149 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,630 Fine, um... 150 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:27,860 I know that she likes chocolates and astronomy. 151 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,270 - I could work with that. - Banned? 152 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,070 What are you talking about? 153 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:38,050 No, you don't ban me. I'll ban you! 154 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,420 Sensei, what's going on? 155 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,390 There's a lifetime ban on Cobra Kai 156 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:44,590 from entering the tournament. 157 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,960 What, how is that fair? 158 00:09:46,990 --> 00:09:48,990 It's not. 159 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:50,660 There's nothing I can do about it. 160 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:53,020 What happened to never accept defeat? 161 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,460 - There is no "no"? - That was girl advice. 162 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:57,390 This is different, this is the real world. 163 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,670 - There are rules. - Since when do you care about the rules? 164 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,600 We don't take no for an answer. 165 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,840 You said that, you've got to fight this. 166 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,710 You know what? You're right. 167 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,310 - I'm going to go down there. - Yeah. 168 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:14,040 - And beat their asses. - Yes, no, no, no, no, no. 169 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,620 What, no, that's not what I meant. I'm saying maybe there's 170 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,620 a more delicate approach, Sensei? 171 00:10:19,650 --> 00:10:22,150 The way of the fist is not delicate. 172 00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:26,560 - Cobras are not delicate. - Yes, yes, sorry. Forget delicate. 173 00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:28,260 I'm just saying... 174 00:10:28,290 --> 00:10:30,660 Maybe there's a smarter way to fight back? 175 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,130 Hey, have you seen Robby? 176 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,486 - I could use some help with those filters. - Yeah, he's in the back. 177 00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:41,840 He's helping me trim the bonsais. 178 00:10:41,870 --> 00:10:45,710 Oh, wow, you're letting him touch your precious bonsais. 179 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:47,220 That's like third base for you, babe. 180 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:49,790 He's a good kid, he's just had a rough go of it. 181 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:53,090 And I thought if I could teach him a few things, you know. 182 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,790 Well, just don't try to lure him 183 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,760 into opening his own bonsai tree store. 184 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,830 - You know how that goes. - No, no, no, no, no. 185 00:10:58,860 --> 00:11:01,530 Mr. Miyagi's Little Trees was a solid business plan. 186 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,060 We just ran into some bad luck. 187 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:06,170 - Okay, never again. - Never again. 188 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:16,910 How's it going? 189 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:19,340 I'm sorry, I suck at this. 190 00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:22,150 I don't know what I'm doing, I just, I don't get it. 191 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:26,380 Don't worry, I didn't get it either at first. 192 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,760 Mr. Miyagi had to teach me. 193 00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:32,130 Mr. Miyagi, that's the dude who taught you kata, right? 194 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:36,800 Yeah, he was a pretty special dude. 195 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,730 He taught me a lot. 196 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,440 And what you've got to do is close your eyes. 197 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,710 Get everything out of your head. 198 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:50,080 The only thing you can see is the tree. 199 00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:54,010 Think only the tree. 200 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:58,460 Then, you visualize what you want that tree to look like. 201 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,850 And you make it happen. 202 00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:02,820 That's it. 203 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,460 There you go. 204 00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:18,870 So this is obviously some kind of metaphor. 205 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,940 The tree's like my feelings or something? 206 00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:24,210 Well, you are the tree, Robby. 207 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,940 You got strong roots. You know who you are, right? 208 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:31,150 So now, all you've got to do is visualize what you want 209 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:34,420 your future to look like. And then you make it happen. 210 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,050 Hey, Sensei. 211 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,880 Come in. 212 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,620 You nervous for your meeting? 213 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,430 I'm not nervous, I'm pissed off. 214 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:13,266 Okay, but you have to be nice to these people. 215 00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:15,360 So if you get pissed off, what are you going to do? 216 00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:17,390 I don't know, I usually just punch the guy. 217 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,800 That's not gonna work. So how about this. 218 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:21,430 How about when someone makes you angry, 219 00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:23,770 you make a fist like you're gonna punch them. 220 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,100 But don't punch them? 221 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:27,110 - Hold it in? - Yeah. 222 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,180 I could try. 223 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,310 Ooh, a briefcase. What's inside? 224 00:13:33,350 --> 00:13:36,720 Nothing. Found it in the dumpster. 225 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,420 - It's a nice touch. - Thanks. 226 00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:42,390 What about you, are you nervous for your date? 227 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:45,390 Yeah, uh, a little. 228 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:48,160 - A lot. - There's nothing to be nervous about, all right? 229 00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:51,430 Just relax, be cool. When the time's right, 230 00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:54,060 - you make your move. - Move, what move? 231 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,740 I don't have a move. What's my move? 232 00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,346 Oh, come on, man. You got to kiss the girl. 233 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,340 I mean, yeah, I'd like to, but I don't... 234 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,770 - Technically have to, right? - No, that's true. 235 00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:03,516 You could just learn how to braid her hair. 236 00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:05,610 Talk about all the other guys who had the balls 237 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,840 to kiss her on the first date. 238 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,980 - Shit. - You're a Cobra Kai. 239 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,720 Strike first, strike hard. 240 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:15,650 It's not just for karate, it's for everything, all right? 241 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:17,760 Now where are you taking this chick anyway? 242 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,120 The observatory. 243 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,400 Little picnic on the lawn, chocolate tasting three ways, 244 00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:23,600 and if the sky's clear, then we'll look at the stars. 245 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,170 The only part of that that made any sense at all is three way. 246 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,000 - It'll be fun. - All right, look. 247 00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:30,346 If you want to impress this chick, 248 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,876 you got to take her to where I used to take 249 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,400 all my babes back in the day. 250 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,140 Where's that? 251 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,970 All right, let's do it! 252 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:02,610 All right. 253 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:07,570 I can't believe you wanted to come to Golf N' Stuff. 254 00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:10,910 Oh, I mean, we could go somewhere else if you don't want to be here. 255 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:13,080 No, are you kidding me? I love this place. 256 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:14,510 - Really? - Totally. 257 00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:16,556 My dad used to bring me here all the time when I was a kid. 258 00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,220 - Here you go. - Thanks. 259 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,780 Come on, it's gonna be so much fun. 260 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:20,990 - Okay. - Let's go! 261 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,250 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 262 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,620 - What the heck? - Come on, let's see. 263 00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:55,390 Oh, my God. 264 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:56,620 - Boom. - Wow. 265 00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:59,000 All right, this is a lot. Let's see, you could get 266 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:02,720 15 necklaces, an eraser, or 37 lambs. 267 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:06,100 I want that guy. 268 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,200 Octopus, interesting. 269 00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:11,670 Is he fluffy? Oh, he's pretty fluffy, yeah. 270 00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:15,750 - Yeah, all right. - So, uh... 271 00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:18,740 - You ready, let's go. - Okay, where are we going? 272 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,040 Let's bring this to order. 273 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,720 Now, we have a proposal on the table 274 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:25,650 to change the color of the mats for the under 18 tournament. 275 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,350 We've had the classic red mats with white fist logo 276 00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:30,530 for over 30 years, it's tradition. 277 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:34,230 You know what else is a tradition? Dwindling attendance. 278 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,730 Look, we need to shake things up. 279 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,460 I say we go blue mats, gold fist. 280 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:43,570 Gold fists? 281 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,940 Uh, excuse me, sir? 282 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,246 If you're looking for the AA meeting, 283 00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:48,440 that doesn't start until 9 o'clock. 284 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:51,740 No, uh, I'm John Lawrence here for the tournament committee meeting. 285 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,986 Are you here because of what happened at last year's tournament? 286 00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:57,310 If so, we can assure you we've hired an entirely new food vendor. 287 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,520 We had no way of knowing those corn dogs had turned. 288 00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:02,490 No, I'm sorry about your corn dogs. That's not why I'm here. 289 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:06,520 I'm here because my dojo's been banned from the under 18 tournament. 290 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,830 - And I want to see about an appeal. - I'm confused. 291 00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:11,360 - We banned someone? - I didn't know we could ban anyone. 292 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,906 - Is that a thing? - Just bear with us, sir. 293 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:14,976 It's probably just a mistake. What's the name of your dojo? 294 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,840 Cobra Kai. 295 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,740 Daniel, you made it. 296 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:23,010 You know I never miss the annual meeting there, Ron. 297 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,640 And boy, am I glad I didn't miss this one. 298 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,550 Well, you're just in time. Uh, Mr. Lawrence here 299 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,050 says his dojo was banned from the tournament. 300 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,820 He wants to re-enter. 301 00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,250 Oh, I'm sure he does. 302 00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:49,110 Where the hell is he at? 303 00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:51,170 - I don't know. - I'm right here. 304 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,440 Hey, don't be sneaking up on me like that, man. 305 00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:56,940 It's good, man. What's up, bro? You got the code? 306 00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:59,120 Yeah, I got it. 307 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:02,580 - I told you my boy would come through. - Mmm. 308 00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:05,350 What are you waiting on, man? Let's do it, where's the code? 309 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:10,920 - I can't. - Can't what? Remember the code? 310 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,060 Sorry, I mean I won't. I always get those two confused. 311 00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:17,790 Robby, Robby, come on man. Don't do this. 312 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:21,470 - Just open the goddamn door. - It's not gonna happen. 313 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,800 He's really gonna make me have to do this. 314 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,250 Ooh, what, ninja boy teach you some karate or something? 315 00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:57,140 - Dude, you good? - Watch it, bro! 316 00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:19,330 - Nowhere to run. - Nowhere to hide. 317 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,860 You better watch your ass. 318 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,040 - Okay, you ready? - All right, ready? 319 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,620 All right. 320 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,310 - Lonzo Ball with the fadeaway! - All right, ooh. 321 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,350 - So you're a Lakers fan. - Yeah. 322 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:47,226 My family's had season tickets since I was little. 323 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,620 Like, right at half court. 324 00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:52,320 You know, my dad uses them mostly for business and stuff 325 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,830 - anyway, we only go, like, sometimes. - Right. 326 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:58,600 Well, you know, sometimes I use my season tickets for business, too. 327 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:00,300 Entertaining clients, sealing the deal. 328 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,546 It's all really expensive and boring. 329 00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:04,110 Oh, what kind of business are you in? 330 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:06,580 Ooh, textiles. 331 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,570 You know, some exports, a little imports, 332 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:12,550 uh, but my real passion lies in the community outreach program. 333 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:14,680 - That sounds so interesting. - Mm-hmm, oh, it is. 334 00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:17,150 And what we do is we take underprivileged Encino kids 335 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:19,380 who can only go to some Lakers games, 336 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:21,760 and we try to see if we can get them to see more. 337 00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:25,490 - Wow, you are such a philanthropist. - Yeah. 338 00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:32,130 Well, do you want to maybe go to a game with me sometime? 339 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,960 Yeah. 340 00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:38,846 Actually, you know, it would depend on how close to half-court we're talking. 341 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,510 - Because my seats are pretty close. - Oh, my God! 342 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,280 - Do you have a seating chart? - Shut up! 343 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:46,250 If you had a seating chart... All right, ready, one more. Last shot wins. 344 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:04,760 Oh, my gosh, look at that face! 345 00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:11,070 Therefore, we the All Valley Committee of 1985 346 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:14,500 issue a lifetime ban on Cobra Kai 347 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:17,580 for the unethical and unsportsmanlike conduct 348 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,480 shown by Senseis Terry Silver, John Kreese, 349 00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:22,886 - and their student, Mike Barnes. - Well, there you have it. 350 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:25,110 We're sorry we wasted your time, Mr. Lawrence, 351 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:28,020 but a lifetime ban is a lifetime ban. 352 00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:29,490 Well, hold on. 353 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,590 Let's hear what the man has to say. 354 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:36,660 Mr. Lawrence, what is your relationship to this Terry Silver? 355 00:21:36,690 --> 00:21:39,560 Ma'am, I have no idea who that even is. 356 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,100 I'm just a small business owner trying to make a living. 357 00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:44,570 Oh, please, ask him about John Kreese. 358 00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:49,610 John Kreese is dead. 359 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,210 - We're very sorry for your loss. - Give me a break. 360 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,540 - Daniel, show a little respect. - Respect? 361 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,480 Are you kidding me, Sue? You don't know the history here. 362 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,020 John Kreese and Cobra Kai were the embodiment 363 00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:03,020 of everything this tournament stands against, 364 00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:06,020 and this guy, Johnny Lawrence, he was his star pupil. 365 00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:08,430 He's the worst of them all. We'll be dishonoring 366 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:11,430 the entire sport by reinstating Cobra Kai. 367 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,100 I mean, come on. 368 00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:20,930 Look, I admit Cobra Kai had its share of problems in the '80s. 369 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:23,970 My sensei didn't always play by the rules. 370 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,010 That's why I left. 371 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:32,150 But my Cobra Kai is different. 372 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:36,120 It's a place where kids can come and feel like they belong. 373 00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:38,990 Where they won't get picked on just because they're a bunch of losers. 374 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,660 Er, because they're unique. 375 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:45,300 I've watched firsthand as my students have gotten stronger. 376 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,370 Gained confidence. 377 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,170 Learned how to stand up for themselves. 378 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:54,070 Cobra Kai is making a difference in these kids' lives. 379 00:22:54,110 --> 00:22:55,880 And honestly... 380 00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,650 They're making a difference in mine as well. 381 00:23:02,450 --> 00:23:03,820 Thank you. 382 00:23:06,450 --> 00:23:10,190 That doesn't sound at all like the old Cobra Kai. 383 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:13,390 Badass name for a dojo, by the way. 384 00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:15,690 I think I speak for all of us when I say 385 00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:18,970 the community could use more men like you, Mr. Lawrence. 386 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,500 - Thank you, ma'am. - All right, this is horseshit. 387 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:25,000 This guy was the biggest bully in my high school, and he hasn't changed at all. 388 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,640 I can prove it. 389 00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:29,810 I'm sorry, Mr. Lawrence. I don't know you, 390 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:34,380 but I do know Daniel LaRusso, and if he says no, I'm with him. 391 00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:37,780 Thank you, George. 392 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:42,320 Seems the only fair solution is to put this to a vote. 393 00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:46,120 Mr. Lawrence, would you mind waiting outside while we cast our ballots? 394 00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:49,670 Not at all. 395 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,730 Thank you all for your careful consideration. 396 00:23:53,770 --> 00:23:57,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just wait outside, all right? 397 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:02,810 Okay, guys, this sob story, I mean, you were not there. 398 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,210 - So. - Mm-hmm? 399 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,710 Senor Octopus would like to know if you are better at karate... 400 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:10,550 - Karate. - Than you are at mini-golf. 401 00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:13,920 Hmm, okay, I didn't realize the octopus was Hispanic now, 402 00:24:13,950 --> 00:24:18,090 but why don't you tell Senor Octopus that, um... 403 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,490 My sensei says I'm the best student in his class. 404 00:24:20,530 --> 00:24:22,900 - Really, best in his class? - Mm-hmm, yeah. 405 00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:26,900 You don't believe me? No, no, no, no, no, no. 406 00:24:26,930 --> 00:24:29,300 No, I mean, I didn't say that. 407 00:24:29,330 --> 00:24:31,200 Stand up. 408 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,480 Okay. 409 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,470 All right, here's what we're gonna do. 410 00:24:34,510 --> 00:24:36,340 Get into like a general fighting position. 411 00:24:36,370 --> 00:24:38,740 Mm-hmm, okay. - Just, yeah, leg out, kind of like in an I, 412 00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:41,350 Arm out here, then you want that arm out, yeah. 413 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:43,050 - Uh-huh. - There you go. 414 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:47,050 - Then you kind of position... - You want to put your hands on my hips? 415 00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:49,290 Uh, no, no, I'm correcting your stance. 416 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,220 Look, this move is really hard, so if you don't get it on the first time, 417 00:24:52,260 --> 00:24:54,200 don't feel bad... 418 00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,360 Holy shit, Sam. That was amazing! 419 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,400 What are you... Oh. 420 00:25:00,430 --> 00:25:02,670 Sensei Sam. 421 00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:08,640 You know, this may be the best date I've ever been on. 422 00:25:08,670 --> 00:25:11,240 Really, because technically, this isn't a date. 423 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,780 Right, not a date. 424 00:25:22,450 --> 00:25:25,720 And that was not a kiss. 425 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:28,260 Yeah. 426 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,540 Congratulations, Johnny. 427 00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:10,070 - Who's the man? - I'm the man! 428 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:13,840 Oh, shit, are you the man, too? Tell me you're the man. 429 00:26:13,870 --> 00:26:15,710 - I'm the man! - Yeah! 430 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,110 - I crushed the date! - I crushed the committee meeting! 431 00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:20,380 - So Cobra Kai's in? - Hell yeah we're in. 432 00:26:20,410 --> 00:26:23,010 Cobra Kai's back, baby! 433 00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:25,550 All right, I'm gonna grab a soda. Do you want a Banquet? 434 00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:28,350 No, no, this calls for a real toast. 435 00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:37,300 - Oh. - The good stuff, for real men. 436 00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:44,940 Drink it, it'll put hair on your balls. 437 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,310 - Is that a good thing? - Yeah, it's a good thing. 438 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:50,780 Okay, . To Cobra Kai! 439 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,310 Never accept defeat. 440 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:14,570 If you want to win the All Valley under 18 karate tournament, 441 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,240 you got to give me better than your best. 442 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,010 Go, go, go! 443 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,710 You're the only chance I got at winning this thing. 444 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,010 - Grandma! - Hey, give me a hug! 445 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,340 - Hey, ma. - Those Cobra jerks. 446 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,880 Oh, they're nothing but a bunch of bullies. 447 00:27:29,910 --> 00:27:31,610 They can't all be bullies, right? 448 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,950 Promise me you'll stay away from the kids that are associated with it. 449 00:27:34,990 --> 00:27:37,360 I was looking for Mr. LaRusso, he's been training me. 450 00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:40,590 Then I should thank you. He tried roping me into it. 451 00:27:42,330 --> 00:27:46,530 Look, Robby, I know it's hard growing up without a dad. 452 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:50,100 Mr. LaRusso, I need to tell you something. 453 00:27:50,130 --> 00:27:51,800 What's so funny? 454 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,610 Oh, nothing, just this funny picture my girlfriend posted. 455 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,080 You're dating a LaRusso?