1 00:00:06,883 --> 00:00:08,176 Erika? 2 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:10,928 Erika? 3 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:14,891 - Erika, are you okay? - Holy shit show. 4 00:00:14,974 --> 00:00:17,643 I had a freaky death dream, and I saw my own dead body. 5 00:00:17,727 --> 00:00:20,521 I was squish-squashed like Spam jam under a moose, 6 00:00:20,605 --> 00:00:21,939 but all I could see were my feet. 7 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:25,068 And in the dream, I vaguely remember a truck that hit the moose 8 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:27,945 that I guess hit me. God, it felt so real. 9 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,907 You know, maybe I should go on Wellbutrin. 10 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:33,493 Not sure Wellbutrin will help anymore. 11 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,536 You are under a moose. 12 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:42,250 Oh God! Oh God, what happened? 13 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:43,795 - You passed out. - No. 14 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,838 What happened under the moose? 15 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:48,508 Oh, I don't know. I don't know. 16 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:51,927 It looks like you're, uh… you're, uh… 17 00:00:56,348 --> 00:01:00,310 This is just a dream. This is just a really bad dream. 18 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,938 It's… It's not real. 19 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:04,816 It's an aftereffect of all the shit that we did last night. 20 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:07,567 - We're having a shared hallucination. - Ooh! Yeah, that's fun. 21 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:10,070 No. No, it's you. I checked. 22 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,153 Shit. 23 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,448 This is real? 24 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:20,164 How… How am I there 25 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:21,915 and still here? 26 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:23,626 What am I? 27 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:25,920 Am I a ghost? 28 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:28,421 Or a highly visible apparition? 29 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:30,049 I… I'm not an expert. 30 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:34,052 I feel like I can't breathe… but I can. 31 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,639 And really I need to pee. Do ghosts pee? 32 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:39,850 Okay. 33 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:45,188 I'm peeing and my head is throbbing. I feel so strange. 34 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:48,109 You are hungover. You've never been hungover before. 35 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,235 - From the party or the death? - Probably both. 36 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:53,156 This doesn't make sense. How could I be dead and still peeing? 37 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:55,073 And when did it get so cold? 38 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:01,914 - Dying is a lot. - Gia, I must be a ghost. 39 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:02,998 Wait. 40 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:05,918 Oh my God. 41 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,379 I can feel you, and you can feel me. 42 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,884 - And I can pee. - And you can pee. 43 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,135 Which has to mean… 44 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:18,763 No idea. 45 00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:28,064 How did I end up in my bed this morning? Okay, did I die and then morph home? 46 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:30,318 - How did you get home? - Dunno. 47 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:33,905 All I know is that one minute we were high on life, walking home from the party, 48 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,365 and the next I was spooning a jar of Nutella. 49 00:02:36,449 --> 00:02:38,325 Watch where you're going! 50 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:39,451 That asshole! 51 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:41,787 Can see me! 52 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:44,164 So you can see me, and that guy can see me, 53 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:47,918 so how can I be dead, walking and talking, and still getting yelled at by idiots? 54 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:49,961 - It's confounding. - And overwhelming. 55 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,632 - Dying is really traumatic. - Yeah. It is. 56 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:54,341 My brain hurts. 57 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,176 Mochaccino time. 58 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:06,937 They know. 59 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,522 I'm gonna walk through it. 60 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:11,274 Oh. 61 00:03:11,609 --> 00:03:15,487 - Do I have to be invited in? - You're not a vampire. Pull, don't push. 62 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,491 Don't just say you don't notice, Terrine. 63 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:22,703 It's like 30 degrees in here, and my nips are on full display. What? 64 00:03:22,787 --> 00:03:24,579 What? 65 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,581 What… do… you… want? 66 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,459 - Two mochaccinos. - One without whip. 67 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:31,170 - Did you get that? - Yeah, I got it. 68 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:34,507 Two mochaccinos, and can someone turn down the air? 69 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,050 That'll be $9.85. 70 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,929 - How much do you have? - I didn't bring my purse. 71 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:42,682 We have no money. Shit. I still have two bodies, 72 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,725 and one of them is dead, so I need my frickin' mochaccino now! 73 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:52,275 - Register down. The system crashed. - What? 74 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,361 Until it's resolved, drinks are free. 75 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,489 - Oh my gosh. - All right, next. 76 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,241 No. All the drinks are free. 77 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,576 - I think I just did that. - I think you did. 78 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:06,622 I didn't want whip! 79 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:10,876 Dick. 80 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:13,503 - So what else can you do? - Not sure. 81 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:17,382 But my grandma used to say that my grandpa would sometimes cross over through the TV 82 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:20,093 and another small appliance in the bedroom. 83 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,096 - Vibrator. - Vibrators have batteries. 84 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:25,850 Not the old-fashioned kind. But, right, ghosts communicate through electricity. 85 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,769 And maybe sometimes control it, which is how I took down the machine. 86 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:32,480 What? Is it me? Do I look freaky? 87 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:36,110 Uh, can you watch my computer while I go to the bathroom? 88 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:37,653 Thanks. 89 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,661 Did I do that? 90 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,538 Turn it off! Turn it off! 91 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:53,293 Man, that was crazy. 92 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:55,504 And impressive. 93 00:04:55,588 --> 00:04:57,548 - Hey, put on a better song. - Okay. 94 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,764 It's working! 95 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,358 What the hell are you doing? 96 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,415 - Do you need another sweater? - No, I'm good. 97 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,168 Well, from everything we've gathered, 98 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,588 we know, A, your dad needs to upgrade his technology, 99 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:41,341 because, unlike you, DVDs are not coming back to life, and B... 100 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:43,761 There's nothing to work with. How am I to know what to do 101 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,889 if every movie, TV show, and website makes up their own rules about ghosts? 102 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:50,308 What are the facts? What are the hard cold facts... 103 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:53,062 Hey. Settle. Breathe. 104 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,021 If you can. 105 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,691 I know you're stressed and anxious for concrete answers, 106 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,295 but we do have something to work with. 107 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,696 There are a few common denominators, like ghosts can lower the temperature. 108 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,072 And mess with electricity. 109 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,990 - Blow out candles. - Be sensed by animals. 110 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,869 And sometimes give sexy massages on pottery wheels. 111 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,632 - That wasn't a common denominator. - It was incredibly informative. 112 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,583 True. That scene was filled with highly analytical paranormal data. 113 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,377 Maybe we should rewatch it. 114 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:19,004 Yes. I can't believe I'm dead. 115 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:21,632 Well, that's what happens when you get wasted. 116 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:25,677 Blackouts are real. Which is why you need to stay hydrated when you drink, 117 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:28,514 and make sure you get home with your panties on and in one piece. 118 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:32,016 No. You know what? I don't need to hear about my daughter's missing panties. 119 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,437 - Did you come in for a reason? - We're taking Oliver to his game. 120 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:38,899 And the liquor cabinet is unlocked, so help yourself to some hair of the dog. 121 00:06:38,983 --> 00:06:40,651 Looks like you need it. 122 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,903 - And I'm the line-crosser? - Come on. 123 00:06:42,987 --> 00:06:43,987 - Wifey. - Mm-mm. 124 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,572 Fine, be like that. 125 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:48,576 But does your cold heart really need such a cold house? 126 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:52,120 I mean, it's not even summer yet. It's like we're living inside a glacier. 127 00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:54,290 - So weird. - So weird. 128 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:57,476 They're acting so normal. You'd think people who birthed me would know I'm dead. 129 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,334 One would think. 130 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,064 - Know what I need to know? - Why you're dead and still in human form? 131 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,423 Yes. And why do I still have to pee? 132 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:07,552 - Isn't it odd that I can pee? - I dunno. 133 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:10,889 If a ghost in Ghostbusters can give a BJ, then it makes sense for you to pee. 134 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:16,103 - Why? Why bother? - Because it's gross. 135 00:07:16,187 --> 00:07:19,273 And if you can still touch me, then you need to be ghost pee-free. 136 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:24,528 Hey. I'm sorry. You can still touch me with your ghost pee. 137 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:27,072 - How long? - For as long as you shall pee. 138 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:28,156 No. 139 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:30,910 How long do I have left? 140 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,870 I'm in this weird limbo, but for how long? 141 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,247 And, aside from the night I died, 142 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:39,209 I really blew it lifewise. 143 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,463 And what I wouldn't give for a do-over. 144 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:47,843 To give myself a chance to really let myself live. 145 00:07:47,927 --> 00:07:50,596 Erika, you lived. You lived. 146 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:53,932 It was quietly with your inside voice, but it was still a life. 147 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,350 No, it wasn't. 148 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:59,271 It was meaningless and uneventful. 149 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:03,233 It was like a bad memory. Or worse, no memory at all. 150 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,610 And now I'm stuck in this weird in-between 151 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,656 because I was probably too hungover to walk towards the light. 152 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,913 - I need a nap. - Great! Big spoon or little spoon? 153 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,165 No. I wanna be alone. 154 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,250 Sorry. 155 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,252 I'll call you later. 156 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:24,504 If I can. 157 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,432 It's not just pee. 158 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:39,186 All my fluids are oozing from multiple holes. 159 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,272 So you barely made it through last night too? 160 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:44,607 Hi! 161 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,442 Yeah, just barely. 162 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:49,321 Well, get better soon, because I'm having a hangover hang. 163 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,615 We're gonna have pizza, beer, hot tubbing. 164 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,618 Wow! Party on a Sunday. That sounds fun and all, but I... 165 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,036 - Yes! - Gah! 166 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,288 - Are you okay? - Gimme one sec. 167 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,956 What are you doing? 168 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,960 I was worried you might cross over. I didn't want you to go alone. 169 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,312 Do you remember that time you packed extra backup pants... 170 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,298 I do, yeah, but you are still on the call. 171 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,511 Hi! So is it cool if I bring Gia? 172 00:09:14,138 --> 00:09:15,014 Bring her. 173 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,096 Okay. 174 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,601 And I will see you in the hot tub. 175 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,062 Actually, 176 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,523 hold on. Sorry. 177 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,818 - Can I go into a hot tub? - I don't know. Research was inconclusive. 178 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,528 At least I can't get pregnant. 179 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:33,448 Oh, wait. Can I? Are ghost babies a thing? 180 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:34,783 - Uh, ghost babies? - Oh! 181 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:38,120 Sorry. I thought you were muted. 182 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:40,913 And there I go, ruining my surprise. Surprise! 183 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:43,834 Ghost babies are a drink that I make. 184 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,419 It's like the Ambassador, but with dry ice. 185 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,673 - Do you have dry ice? - Uh… you know, I don't. 186 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:53,344 But I will by the time I see you next, which should be soon. 187 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,178 I hope. Um… 188 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,097 Looking forward to drinking your ghost baby. 189 00:09:58,182 --> 00:09:59,600 Me too! 190 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,687 I can't actually have a ghost baby, right? 191 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,190 Does it matter? We're going to two parties in a row! 192 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,235 Wait. We have to figure out what's going on with me. 193 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,695 Maybe I'm on borrowed time. 194 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,197 Or, think of it this way, 195 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,075 you're making the most out of the little bit of life you have left. 196 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,076 UYDDYGLL. 197 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,413 Okay, yes! 198 00:10:22,498 --> 00:10:23,624 Let's go! 199 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,086 Bye, dead body! 200 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,440 The only face that's getting eaten tonight is Jake C's. 201 00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:51,527 I don't know. You really think this hot sauce is gonna deter the critters 202 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:52,695 from this amazing feast? 203 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,822 Animals don't have sophisticated palates. 204 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,216 - Once the fire hits, they'll quit. - What if you taste good? 205 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:01,327 'Cause we don't have enough to cover all of it. I mean... I mean "her." Sorry. 206 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:03,746 How should I ascend? With my face or my ass? 207 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,708 - Ooh. That is a toss-up. - Well, I was born with this face… 208 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,000 Which is gorgeous. 209 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:10,796 …but this ass took work. Lose the face. 210 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,136 - All right, let's live! - Hold up. It's not even eight. 211 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,931 - Good point. We show up at nine. - Which means 10:30. 212 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,600 But he said that they're starting early, so ten? 213 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:25,268 Ten. 214 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,232 So what do you want to do for the next two hours? 215 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:34,153 Uh, we get to the bottom of whatever the hell is going on. 216 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,028 What's the point? It's not gonna explain 217 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,532 why I'm walking, talking, and peeing in bushes. 218 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,908 If what I am is a ghost, 219 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,326 I got screwed because there's zero perks in this situation. 220 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:44,830 True. You can't even walk through walls. 221 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,874 Or become invisible to peep on Jake C. 222 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:51,086 Yeah. I'm human adjacent with rando temp control and Wi-Fi wavering. 223 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:52,962 What a waste. 224 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,591 - Was that you or Jake C? - Hmm? 225 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,889 Neither. It's the senior text chain. I need to turn off the notifications. 226 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,558 Hold up. There's a post about a spirit sighting. 227 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,727 Wait, what? Somebody knows about me? 228 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,731 You can see it, right? 229 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,359 I can kinda see it. 230 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,442 Where? 231 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,028 I think those are his eyes, 232 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,990 and I'm pretty sure that's, like, his weak chin. 233 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,869 Totally. I see it. I think. So you guys know a lot about spirits? 234 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:27,371 I wouldn't say we know it all, but He's always teaching and showing Himself 235 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,457 in ways we never thought possible. 236 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,375 The pizza guy? 237 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,169 This manifestation is a learning if we're open to the lesson. 238 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,671 - I'm open. - I'm open. 239 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,798 I'm open. 240 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,634 Are you following? I'm totally confused. 241 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,597 Who are they seeing, and what are they learning? 242 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,054 Check your twelve o'clock. 243 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,140 Checked. I think his name's Brett. 244 00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:48,894 Brad. Remember? He did all that magic in freshman homeroom. 245 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:52,230 - Oh, like with the cards? - Yeah, but the spooky-ooky shit too. 246 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,691 Oh, snap. I think this is the Afterlifer's club. 247 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,653 Yep. These kids know all about the occult. I bet they have answers. 248 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:02,365 Maybe they can tell me why I still pee. And I have to. Again. 249 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,034 Wait. Let's take a pic. Come on. 250 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,745 Isn't it a little soon? 251 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,208 - For what? - To be two feet in with Sporty? 252 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,919 Her name's Erika. And no, it's not too soon. 253 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,630 High school's almost over, and I've wasted enough time as it is. 254 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,174 - It's time to YOLO and go. - YOLO? Bro, no. 255 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,260 Don't you want our last few weeks 256 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,096 to be drama-free? 257 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,764 Okay, this isn't drama. Riley's drama. 258 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,976 Dude. You're about to be on a two-on-one. 259 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:33,105 - What? - That's when the nutjobs go head-to-head. 260 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,107 - Wait. You don't watch The Bachelor? - No. 261 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:40,111 And this isn't a two-on-one sitch, because Riley and I are done. 262 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,529 But are you? Really? 263 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:45,241 You are still in your 48-hour window of fake break. 264 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,578 - I'm not the only one that sees it. right? - Guys, I like Erika. 265 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,581 Cool, man. Cool. 266 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,164 Feeling good for you. 267 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,000 - Me too. - Thanks, guys. 268 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,419 Appreciate the support. 269 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,297 Just what girls do for each other. 270 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,716 Like, they might be all competing to sit on the same dude's jock, 271 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,595 but when shit really hits the fan, they're there for each other. 272 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,572 - Are you still talking about The Bachelor? - Yep. 273 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:10,267 Look, Jake. I really hope someday we can be friends again. 274 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,019 - Come on. Now you're drama. - Riley is besties with Lea. 275 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,480 If you break up with Riley, I can't be friends with you. 276 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,981 - That's just bullshit. - It's not. 277 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:20,152 And Jake W's my best friend, so, if I can't roll, neither can he. 278 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,820 - Sorry, dude. - And Archer's weak. 279 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,363 He'll do whatever we tell him. 280 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:26,198 Yeah, uh, also happy to slide into your sloppy seconds. 281 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,076 - Hey, Jake. - Yeah. 282 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,582 So, from what you know, 283 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,961 if you die and you don't go directly to heaven, what are your other options? 284 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,379 - Hell. - Besides hell. 285 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,923 - Yeah. Like what else? - Hell. 286 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,090 Just hell. 287 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,341 Okay. Um… 288 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:48,889 What if you die, but your body is still living and breathing and eating pizza? 289 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,182 Oh. You mean demons. 290 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,351 - I think it's called purgatory. - Purgatory! What about purgatory? 291 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,102 That's just a road to hell. 292 00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:59,441 Only Catholics believe in that, and, well… You know Catholics. 293 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,027 Okay, so then how do you explain ghosts? 294 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,736 - They don't exist. - Dyl… 295 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,114 Not true. There's one. The Holy Ghost. 296 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,200 Can a person become the Holy Ghost? 297 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,785 Jesus. 298 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,663 - I'm not talking about Jesus. - No, you're eating him! 299 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,207 Huh. 300 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:17,960 It's okay. 301 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,961 It was just his beard. 302 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,755 - I think. - We've let him down. Let us pray. 303 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,695 You're not gonna find the answers you're looking for here. 304 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:45,611 Why? 305 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:47,572 They don't have answers. They only have faith. 306 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,408 If you really want answers, you want my crew. 307 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:52,744 The Afterlifers. 308 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:56,456 - This isn't the Afterlifers? - No. Newlifers. AKA Prayer Warriors. 309 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,915 AKA Christ Comrades. 310 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,711 I only come for the snacks. We don't do snacks. 311 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,879 Too many dietary restrictions. 312 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,466 - So, how do I meet up with your crew... - Sure you want to? 313 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,177 'Cause what we do is no joke. 314 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:13,181 And if you're not careful, you may enter some crazy, dark shit. 315 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,600 Crazier than Jesus Crust? 316 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:16,934 I'm not being funny! 317 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,519 This is serious! 318 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,731 There are demons lying in wait 319 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,359 to take over your body and eat your soul 320 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,361 if you're not totally freakin' careful! 321 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,155 - Okay. - Message received. 322 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,950 You'll need the bones of a mourning dove and a packet of hemlock. 323 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,330 Or Capri Suns. 324 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,000 Get the variety pack. 325 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,128 Let's go! 326 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:46,922 Lea, 327 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,591 your thing. 328 00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:51,845 Oh, right. 329 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,600 I'm, uh, gonna be right back. 330 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,444 Uh-uh. Stay. 331 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:13,075 Wooh. So cold. 332 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,411 It's 108 degrees in here. 333 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,496 Listen. 334 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,415 - I didn't know you were gonna be here. - It's my house. 335 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,376 I know, but… 336 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,087 You know. 337 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,968 Look, I can leave if you want. It's no big deal. 338 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,846 You know what? Uh, that would be great, actually. 339 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,472 Thank you. Yeah. 340 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,724 Riley, I could take you home. 341 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,104 Okay. Thanks. 342 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,322 Jake. 343 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,117 Are you okay? 344 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,621 Yeah, I'm fine. 345 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,038 You're not. 346 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:04,375 And I'm not gonna leave until I know you're okay. 347 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,419 So, 348 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,505 tell me what's going on. 349 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,173 I… I can't tell you. 350 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,175 Jake, I'm serious. You don't have to protect me. 351 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,054 I'm relieved we're not together anymore. 352 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,098 I was tired of the drama. 353 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,182 Really? 354 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,643 Weren't you? 355 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,148 So tell me. What's up? 356 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,108 Okay. 357 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:36,157 Well, I invited Erika over, and she hasn't shown up yet. 358 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,916 All phones are off, right? 359 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,670 Sorry. My mom. 360 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:51,131 This isn't gonna work unless you respect the process. 361 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,133 Phones screw with the monitor, along with moms. 362 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,676 It's not our cells. Mercury's in retrograde. 363 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:58,262 FFS. Mercury's always in retrograde. 364 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:01,391 I've been setting an intention to have a ghost sighting for three weeks. 365 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,769 - Ghosts are here. I know it. - Uh, duh. It's a frickin' cemetery. 366 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,730 - Bitch. - No, enough. 367 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:10,192 Maybe if you'd shut up a little, I can get back in flow and communicate with some. 368 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,652 I can't sense any goddamn spirits unless I'm trancing, 369 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,738 and I can't trance unless you stop being assholes. 370 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,913 - What do you want? - Uh, info on the undead. 371 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:26,499 Psychic vampire, right? You sure? 372 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,702 'Cause I feel like you're sucking my energy right now, 373 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,336 and I didn't give you my consent. 374 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,756 That's because I'm dead. 375 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,715 So what are you all exactly? 376 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,884 Um, excuse me? What are we? 377 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:39,511 Sorry. How do you work with the dead? 378 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,471 Nice reframe. 379 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:43,599 Well, Brad's an aspiring ceremonial magician, 380 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,434 currently practicing low magic. 381 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,103 Along with getting high. 382 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,440 And Gavin's a medium working through a spirit block. 383 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,776 Because everyone's always harshing my flow. 384 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,987 Right. And, uh, Raven… …is a star witch, 385 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,657 which is basically a glorified astrologist and something you can learn out of a book. 386 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,911 Dude, you serious? All you can do is hide a stupid quarter in my ear. 387 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,834 You couldn't manifest a hand job with yourself. 388 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,914 All right, you witch bitch, I fucking hex you. 389 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,540 - I bind you, Brad. - Okay. Whoa! 390 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,750 - I hex you! - Bind! 391 00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:13,630 Hey, come on, guys. You know the rules. 392 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,757 No hexing, no cursing, and no poxing. 393 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,549 And no doves, Brad. 394 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,886 It was literally one dove out of, what, 600? 395 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:23,890 We don't do offensive magic. 396 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:27,269 So I have been recently on what I would call a, um… 397 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,020 - A spiritual journey. - Exactly. 398 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:33,732 I have been on a spiritual journey, and I've seen some stuff 399 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,403 that one might call a ghost. 400 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,699 So I was just wondering your expert opinion on the rules. 401 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,701 Who wants to take it? 402 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:45,577 - Obviously you, you broomstick narcissist. - Enough. Stop. 403 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,289 Sometimes spirits can be seen and heard by the living 404 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,583 until their dead bodies are put to rest. 405 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,835 Interesting. 406 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,006 Uh, could a ghost still be seen in their normal body in this phase? 407 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,674 You mean like an embodied ghost? 408 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,885 Sure. What would make a ghost embodied? 409 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,638 Brad, you wanna explain? 410 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,807 I totally boned a super hot ghost. 411 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:10,185 Look, I didn't know she was a ghost until she disappeared after the boning. 412 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,605 Up until that point, she was just a flicker of lights. 413 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,482 I think she was once a girl who lived in my house 414 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,028 who died before she lost her virginity. 415 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:21,196 So her unfinished business was to bone. 416 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,535 To clarify. She needed her body to finish her business. 417 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,371 So he says. His house was built in 2011. 418 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,624 - I think it was his cousin. - Do you really want another hex? 419 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,001 Before you do, one more quickie. 420 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:37,756 So having an embodied body is about unfinished business? 421 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:38,923 Always. 422 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:42,509 Ghosts are ghosts because they always have unfinished business in their mortal life. 423 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:43,427 Like what? 424 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,055 Like something very personal 425 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,390 which may be considered unimportant and lame to others. 426 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,017 And how do you know about all this? 427 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,186 'Cause it's what we do. 428 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,606 - Ghosts are what we do. - We're paranormal experts. 429 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,192 Oh. 430 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,778 Oh, I'm getting a crazy strong vibe right now. 431 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,695 Yeah, I'm feeling it. 432 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,530 There's something. 433 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,615 Oh! 434 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,701 It's okay. 435 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:08,787 - I bind. - Get it out. 436 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,121 - Mm-mm. - Get it out. 437 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:12,499 - They don't know anything. - We don't know anything. 438 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,834 I think that unfinished business stuff makes sense. 439 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,752 Really? My whole life is unfinished business. 440 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,047 What exactly is the one specific thing keeping me here? 441 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,215 What do I need my body to finish? 442 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,759 I haven't ever started anything. 443 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,387 Shit. It's almost midnight. We're so late. 444 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,097 No, it's a kickback. It goes late. 445 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,099 There's still time to finish what we started. 446 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,102 Wait. What did you just say? 447 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:35,980 - There's still time to... - To finish what we started! 448 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:40,359 Can I get your number, so we can finish what we started? 449 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,615 I do have unfinished business. Like Brad's girlfriend ghost. 450 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,160 It is not what I have left to do. It is who! 451 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,453 I have to kiss Jake C. 452 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,038 And the time is now. We gotta go! 453 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,048 Well, 454 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:05,134 maybe she had an accident. 455 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:06,219 Doubtful. 456 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:09,012 Or maybe she's dead. 457 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,723 Nah. She ghosted me. 458 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:12,933 I'm sorry. 459 00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:15,603 You deserve someone who'll show up for you. 460 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,021 Sorry she ruined your night. 461 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,983 I appreciate that, but, you know, my night wasn't completely ruined. 462 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,569 You know, in some weird way, 463 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:26,823 this conversation was the most connected to you I've ever felt. 464 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,951 It's almost a shame things are over. 465 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,203 Yeah, what a bummer it's too late. 466 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,999 - Yeah. - Well. 467 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,417 Good night, friend.