1 00:00:01,479 --> 00:00:03,393 Previously on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:03,394 --> 00:00:04,265 I have not told you anything. 3 00:00:04,266 --> 00:00:06,092 You are nothing to the Greys. 4 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:08,007 I do not think they will let you live. 5 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:12,359 The Greys will harness the intense power of the caldera. 6 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,969 But I do not know why they are doing it. 7 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,058 They cannot live long in Earth's gravity. 8 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:18,800 At least let me remember this time. 9 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:19,801 Peter trusted me. 10 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:20,845 If Peter trusted you, 11 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,456 he would have given you the key. 12 00:00:22,457 --> 00:00:25,067 Who better to fight aliens 13 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:28,376 than someone who can see aliens? 14 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,552 You're a Blue Avian. 15 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:32,380 Can I change? 16 00:00:32,381 --> 00:00:33,423 I see Heather. 17 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:34,772 I know what this is. 18 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:37,210 My knees are weak, and my palms are sweating. 19 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:38,560 I am in love. 20 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:05,080 The ball appears to be organic. 21 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:08,736 It can only be controlled by the Earth alien Harry. 22 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:11,218 Bring him to us. 23 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:38,983 Ooh, look! 24 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:41,334 The dumb humans look like ants. 25 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:45,120 You look so stupid on your legs with no wings 26 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:47,818 on the dumb ground! 27 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:50,866 Our life is better than yours in every way! 28 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:56,000 Attraction is simple physics. 29 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:58,829 All objects with mass are drawn to each other 30 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:01,311 till they meet and there is a release. 31 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,967 Heather and I have become very close, 32 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:10,145 so the pull I feel toward her is strong. 33 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:13,105 This is a new shop. Ooh. 34 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,022 No. Harry, no. 35 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:21,678 ♪ With whoever you wanna do it with ♪ 36 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:23,289 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Come on, come on! 37 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:25,029 What are you doing? 38 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:28,250 The male bird of paradise puffs out his chest 39 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,513 and performs an elaborate dance 40 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:33,517 to attract a female mate. 41 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:38,695 ♪ You gotta go where you wanna go ♪ 42 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:41,220 ♪ Do what you wanna do 43 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:45,180 ♪ With whoever you wanna do it with ♪ 44 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:49,097 I have felt the pull before, but not like this. 45 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:51,012 All I want is to be with her. 46 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:53,580 I do not even mind that she never showers 47 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,538 and instead just splashes around in a kiddie pool. 48 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:58,889 ♪ You don't understand 49 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:02,893 ♪ That a girl like me can love ♪ 50 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:05,375 ♪ Just one man 51 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:11,598 ♪ You've been gone a week 52 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,382 Hey, Dad, have you seen Harry? 53 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,992 I haven't been able to reach him. 54 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,385 Not in a couple days. 55 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:17,821 But it's been a good thing. 56 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:21,260 I get to sell my pies instead of turning around 57 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,437 and noticing one of them is gone. 58 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:26,744 You expecting Jay's mom? 59 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:32,096 So she asked if she could stay with me for a while. 60 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:33,533 I didn't say yes. 61 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:36,057 I would never cross that line without talking to you 62 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:38,668 after that first time I crossed the line 63 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:42,411 without talking to you. These are her medications. 64 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:45,849 one for stomach, one for help concentrating, 65 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:48,678 and this is her retainer that she never remembers 66 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:51,551 to wear at night. So then- 67 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:53,640 She already asked me. Yeah. 68 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:56,338 No, sorry, she told me. 69 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:58,688 I'm sorry. Are things bad with you two? 70 00:04:58,689 --> 00:04:59,733 No. 71 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:01,430 Right now, she's just mad because 72 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:04,215 I told her she can't blow off college to explore the world. 73 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:06,957 Which I totally backed you up on. 74 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,611 You know Jay. 75 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:11,179 She's got this new girlfriend now, 76 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,834 and it's all about that. Yeah. 77 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:16,489 You want to go see Europe with your girlfriend? Great. 78 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:19,319 You can go do that after you get a degree. 79 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:22,799 Meanwhile, I'd rather see her with you 80 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,671 while waiting for acceptance letters 81 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,195 than in some hostel in Amsterdam. 82 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:29,240 That is, if you're OK with it. 83 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:30,981 I-- 84 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:33,506 I'm happy to take her. Not take her. 85 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,377 Not take her. 86 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:39,163 I-- bad choice of words. I-- 87 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:41,341 I'm happy she has you. 88 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:44,908 Don't let her borrow your phone charger, 89 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:47,302 or you'll never see it again. 90 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:49,696 Noted. 91 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:52,612 ♪ I'm in love 92 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:56,442 ♪ I'm in love with a beautiful dove ♪ 93 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,922 ♪ And she's sweet as pie 94 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:02,056 There you are. Where were you? 95 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:05,538 Asta, I am in love, and it makes me want to dance. 96 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:08,367 My God, but it didn't teach you how. 97 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,456 Ooh! 98 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,414 Ellen. 99 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,895 Did you do something with your hair? 100 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:17,158 It looks nice. 101 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:19,378 You might want to check him for a head injury. 102 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,857 Thank you. 103 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:23,556 I have been trying to reach you for three days. 104 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:28,169 I have been with Heather... 105 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:29,736 Having so much intercourse. 106 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:32,216 It is exciting to find new places to have sex. 107 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:34,567 You should lock your car doors, by the way. 108 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:35,698 We have a problem. 109 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:36,873 Mike and Liv have been searching 110 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:38,701 the Alien Tracker's van and-- 111 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:41,748 wait, did have sex in my car? 112 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,750 No. 113 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,708 Yes, it was good! 114 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:48,885 But we only did it in the back seat out of respect. 115 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:51,061 OK, later we will talk about boundaries. 116 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:53,586 But first, you were the last person to use 117 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:55,457 the Alien Tracker's van. 118 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,024 If Mike and Liv find your DNA, 119 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:59,026 they'll know that you were with him before he died. 120 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:00,419 That's impossible. 121 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:04,248 I used over 40 wet wipes from a barbecue restaurant 122 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:08,122 on that van and five on myself. They will find nothing. 123 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:12,474 Also, where is this van? And is it locked? 124 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:14,650 You're not having sex in the van. 125 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:16,522 Not if I don't know where it is. 126 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,610 Did you clean all of it? 127 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:20,613 I think I know how to clean a car. 128 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:24,399 Also, I just-- I just remembered, 129 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,489 I forgot to clean your car. Gross! 130 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:30,318 You're so stressed out. 131 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:32,886 You should chill, girl. 132 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:35,411 You should be more like Heather. 133 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:40,763 OK, I am stressed out because the end of the world 134 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,896 might be happening, but actually, 135 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:46,421 I'm really happy that you're happy. 136 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:50,338 - I am happy. - Well, good. 137 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:53,776 But life is about balance. 138 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:56,779 So you can have a girlfriend and work on the mission. 139 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:59,913 Fine. 140 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:03,917 I will go visit the sheriff and the deputy 141 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,614 and then make sure that they know nothing. 142 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:08,922 Thank you. 143 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:12,055 You should invite Heather and me to dinner. 144 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:13,535 You will like her. 145 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:16,495 OK. I can do that. 146 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,366 And make a lot of food. 147 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:22,413 Whoever said "eats like a bird" 148 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,895 never took a bird to sushi. 149 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:29,464 God, really? Here? 150 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:30,640 No. 151 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:39,561 Look like some kind of chemical formula, right? 152 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:42,433 What for, I have no idea. But whatever it is-- 153 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:45,567 It's important enough to kill over. 154 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,569 Damn, Deputy, I was gonna say that. 155 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,353 I done waited my whole career to be able 156 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,791 to say that something was important enough to kill over, 157 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,575 and I set myself up, and you just jump in. 158 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,925 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 159 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:58,885 You could say something else like, 160 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:02,018 "Whatever it is, it's a recipe for death." 161 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,629 See? That's even better. 162 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:04,934 And I can't say that now 163 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:06,719 because you just said that too. 164 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,069 This is a nightmare. 165 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,593 Knock, knock. 166 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:12,855 Dr. Vanderspeigle. 167 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,596 What, you done stopped by to ruin my day too? 168 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:15,945 No. 169 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:18,121 I just came by to see how old 170 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:21,124 Deputy Mustache's pinworm medication 171 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,736 was working and decided to visit my old friends. 172 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:25,694 I don't think you're allowed to tell us 173 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,478 about Fred's medication. 174 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,219 You caught me. 175 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,874 Now you have to tell me a secret about your job. 176 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:35,095 Are there any fun crimes that you can share? 177 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:37,706 Well, Miss Kim's cat flushed her dentures down the toilet. 178 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:38,968 Is that fun enough for you? 179 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,796 Picturing a cat with dentures. 180 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,320 It's very fun. 181 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:46,410 - Her dentures, not the cat's. - Then no. 182 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,630 It has been two minutes, and they have not arrested me yet. 183 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:49,936 I am safe. 184 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:52,373 Hey, Doc, you must know chemistry. 185 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:54,028 You recognize this formula? 186 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:58,814 - Where did you get this? - Why? What is it? 187 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:01,251 It is a compound with an alien element. 188 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,732 A Grey element. 189 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,083 Sugar. Sugar. Sugar? 190 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,955 It seems kind of long for sugar. 191 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:12,088 Well, it is a special sugar, 192 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:15,048 the kind that they used to make the chocolate sauce 193 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:17,746 that traps ice cream in a hard shell, 194 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,269 you know, that keeps the ice cream 195 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,794 from dripping on your hand, and you knock on the shell 196 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:25,754 and say, "Ice cream, are you in there?" 197 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:29,192 Because you do not know. He's joking. 198 00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:31,891 Sir, he's making a joke. OK. 199 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:34,458 Yes. 200 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:38,071 Making a joke and definitely not memorizing 201 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,290 this formula with my eyes. 202 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,552 I lied. 203 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,424 I am memorizing it because this formula 204 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:47,037 may be the key to understanding the Greys' plan. 205 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:49,823 And now I want ice cream. 206 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,002 Why are we supporting this? 207 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:59,658 Harry can't date that bird. He should be saving the Earth. 208 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,007 Well, he can do both. 209 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,922 And Heather's portal is fixed, 210 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,880 so she should be leaving soon anyway. 211 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,403 Just let him have some fun. 212 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:08,014 We're not having fun. 213 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:11,321 We are choosing to be single until we finish our mission. 214 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,410 Is that why we're single? 215 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,978 God, I hope so. 216 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,327 Hi. Heather! 217 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:20,374 So happy you could join us. You are right on time. 218 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,680 We were outside. 219 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:25,205 We saw you bring out the food, so we came in. 220 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,815 Well, you didn't have to wait. 221 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:27,990 We weren't waiting. 222 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,339 We were screwing in that tree over there. 223 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:32,038 Yeah, right over there. 224 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,867 OK, well, probably gonna want to wash your hands? 225 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,739 - No, thanks. - No, I do not. 226 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,742 Great. 227 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,919 - Wait, what is that smell? - Pretty great? 228 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:47,706 I made feta salad, brown rice, fresh veggies, 229 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,186 and I made a roast chick-- beef. 230 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,884 - My God. - Made a chick beef. 231 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,016 - My God. - Did you cook a bird carcass? 232 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:57,019 How dare you? God, I'm so sorry, Heather. 233 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,934 We don't normally have bird guests, 234 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,371 so we weren't thinking. It's OK. 235 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,765 It's an honest mistake. 236 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,855 I am so sorry, my little sparrow. 237 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:10,250 Luckily, we brought our own food. 238 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:13,080 - Thank you. - So nice of you. 239 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,214 So--. 240 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,086 Heather, 241 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,392 I hear that you two are having a lot of fun. 242 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:26,571 Yeah, I love your car. Smells like pine. 243 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,443 Or it used to smell like pine. 244 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,488 So the portal is fixed. 245 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,795 You probably have to get back to work soon? 246 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,884 Yeah. We'll be going pretty soon. 247 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:39,236 - We? - Yes. 248 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:44,371 Heather's leaving, and so am I. 249 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,113 We are moving to her home planet! 250 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,206 What do you mean you're going to her home planet? 251 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:56,209 What about your special project, 252 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:59,603 you know, in the Grey folder? 253 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:00,953 You mean Harry's secret mission 254 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,781 to stop the Greys from destroying the Earth? 255 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,304 - She knows? - You told the bird? 256 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:07,437 I should tell you, my noun is Avian. 257 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,265 This is why we are so close. 258 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,833 We do not keep secrets from one another like humans do. 259 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,618 That is why you will never know true love 260 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,447 and why you will end up lonely spinners. 261 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:20,755 - Well, it's spinsters. - Why would you correct him? 262 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:24,106 - No idea. - Don't be upset you two, OK? 263 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,456 Harry and I, we tell each other everything. 264 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:29,460 For instance, I know you touched his penis. 265 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,636 What? 266 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:36,640 We were trapped in a crevasse, and he was seriously injured. 267 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,512 Well, he says you lingered. 268 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,905 What the hell? 269 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,951 You know what you did. 270 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,389 - And what'd he say about me? - He did not mention you. 271 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,957 Just the stuff about Asta groping him, 272 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,481 and that that was very triggering for him, 273 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,918 very traumatic, 274 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,877 and how the town mayor has been abducted by Greys. 275 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,052 - Ben's been abducted? - What? 276 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,098 - When? - Do not worry. 277 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:03,276 They bring him back every time, and he remembers nothing. 278 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,973 Why would you not tell us this sooner? 279 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,322 Because that is privileged information 280 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:10,152 between a patient and a doctor, and the Avian 281 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,154 that his doctor is having sex with 282 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,764 in the front seat of your car. 283 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,854 I lied about only doing it in the back. 284 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,985 Stop having sex in my car. 285 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,422 Now you really can't leave Earth. 286 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,642 You've got to stay here and get rid of the Greys. 287 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,035 No, I don't. 288 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,472 Once I figure out what the Greys' plan is, 289 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:26,865 I just need to give the General 290 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,433 everything she needs to defeat them. 291 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:33,220 Psst. 292 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:48,278 That is-- 293 00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:00,638 Caw! 294 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:07,907 Mwah, mwah, mwah. 295 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,344 What? 296 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,226 Hey, it's-- 297 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,197 I have to go to the bathroom. 298 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:41,591 I will chaperone you like a human male 299 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:44,378 in a false show of protection. 300 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,686 Excuse us. 301 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,385 Yeah. 302 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,526 What the hell? 303 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,050 We have to tell Ben. 304 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,834 No, we can't. 305 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,879 It will expose Harry. 306 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,970 Promise me you will not tell him anything. 307 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,537 Fine. 308 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,062 Thank you. 309 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,635 And now they're having sex in our bathroom. 310 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:26,985 That's your bathroom. 311 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,161 I'll be using the gym. 312 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,862 Hey. What are you two up to? 313 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,211 Helping Max build a suspension bridge 314 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,431 for his science project. 315 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:41,521 Making good progress, and it is a great way 316 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,088 to spend time together. 317 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,829 A little father-son bonding. 318 00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,918 Whole day wasted. 319 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,485 You know, it doesn't look like you're helping him. 320 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,226 It looks like you're doing it for him. 321 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,054 Nope. Nope. Just inspecting. 322 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,100 You know, barely did anything. 323 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,058 You know, Max is all over it, aren't you, buddy? 324 00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,235 I said, aren't you, buddy? 325 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,977 I'm kind of in the middle of something. 326 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,761 Get to work. 327 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,068 I already had a project, but Dad threw it out. 328 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,678 It was a bag of moldy bread. 329 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,637 It was literally trash. 330 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:13,074 Make your own project, OK? 331 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,554 And one that takes more effort than just 332 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,990 watching something rot. 333 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,122 You know there's a whole website where 334 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,819 you can rate teachers, right? 335 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,255 Do your worst. 336 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,056 I already have the worst rating in the school. 337 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,653 Honey--. 338 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,959 Max isn't going to learn if we do everything for him. 339 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,483 I know. 340 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,180 I just panicked when I saw he was gonna turn in 341 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,921 a bag of moldy bread. 342 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,488 I was picked on as a kid. 343 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,533 I don't want Max to have to go through that, too. 344 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,057 Kids wouldn't pick on him for that. 345 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,536 They'd think he was cool for not caring 346 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,451 about science class. 347 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,105 I mean, unless they're nerds, but who cares what they think. 348 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,846 They're dorks. 349 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,370 You ever consider taking a sabbatical from teaching? 350 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,590 Every day. 351 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:57,249 Slow down! 352 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,120 Ben? 353 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,079 Come on, this way. 354 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,994 Not so fast! 355 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,867 Ben! 356 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,480 Ben! 357 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,708 If Harry can have his bird over, 358 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:22,970 I should be able to have a cat. 359 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,537 OK, I am not allergic to birds, 360 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,192 and you don't have to clean up after them, normally. 361 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,932 At least cats don't have sex in your car. 362 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:32,414 God. We have to do something. 363 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:35,113 Goliath made it very clear that Harry and the General 364 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,027 have to save the planet together. 365 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,420 So he can't leave. 366 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,031 I guess we have to break them up? 367 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,382 Yes! 368 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,515 Harry's like a teenager in heat. 369 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,778 The only way is to get rid of Heather. 370 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,563 I like where your mind's going. 371 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:55,002 How big of a snake do you think we need for a bird that size? 372 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,700 I meant talk to Heather and get her 373 00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:00,225 to break up with Harry. Talk to her. 374 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,792 Snake is back-up, got it. 375 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,799 Hey, quick question. Random. 376 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,280 How would you feel if Jay moved in for a bit? 377 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,152 Who's at the door? 378 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,284 Funny story. Jay asked if she could move in. 379 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,199 And then I talked to her mom, and she said yes, 380 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,809 so I got really excited about it, 381 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,333 and then I told Jay that she could stay with us for a while 382 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,509 without talking to you first. I'm so sorry. 383 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,685 I'm sorry. 384 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,949 - Hey, roomies. - Hi. 385 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,559 Hey, Jay. We're getting a cat. 386 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,692 Nice. 387 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,569 Dr. Vanderspeigle wasn't lying 388 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,614 about this chocolate sauce. 389 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:42,745 Makes it fun when you're not sure 390 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,051 the ice cream's under there. 391 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,618 Well, you bought it at the ice cream shop, 392 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,011 so I think you are sure. 393 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,666 Well, now I am. 394 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,148 What the hell? 395 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,544 "Patience isn't safe 396 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,633 with Deputy Beam-Me-Up Baker in charge." 397 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,287 Don't listen to that. 398 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,853 Clearly, the perpetrator is not working with a full deck 399 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,726 if they think you in charge. Look. 400 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,728 Found this chemistry professor up at CU Boulder. 401 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,120 I checked him out. He seems to know his stuff. 402 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,818 I said we pay him a visit and see 403 00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,212 if he recognizes the formula. 404 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,518 - No. - What do you mean, no? 405 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,867 The note is right. 406 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,956 People are in danger because of me. 407 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,742 And worse, I got wrapped up in chasing aliens 408 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,831 and led innocent people to their death, 409 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,659 like Dr. Beasley, that therapist. 410 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,009 - That's not true. - Yes, it is. 411 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,794 If I didn't contact Peter to let him know 412 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,666 there was an alien here, he never would have come, 413 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,668 and he'd be alive right now. 414 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,192 Everyone I involve in this gets hurt. 415 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,586 You're better off handling it without me. 416 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:43,980 - What? - And I'm keeping the balloons. 417 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:47,333 Deputy. Deputy? Don't start that car. 418 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,771 Don't put this car in reverse. 419 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,602 Do not drive down that street. 420 00:20:57,386 --> 00:21:00,563 OK, but I'm not gonna save you any of this ice cream! 421 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:06,351 It's actually under here! 422 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,527 Just the man I'm looking for. 423 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:12,095 Lena. Hi. Everything OK? 424 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:14,097 You tell me. 425 00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:16,099 I kept tabs on the woman whose prints 426 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,580 you asked me to run. I just saw she was murdered. 427 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,321 Look. 428 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,105 I knew if I called, you would just say were fine 429 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:25,544 or not pick up at all, since you tend to do that. 430 00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:27,807 I guess I deserve that. 431 00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:30,375 We both know where there's smoke, there's fire, 432 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,768 even if the flames aren't big enough for you to see yet. 433 00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:35,771 I wanted to see your face when we spoke. 434 00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:36,903 I need to know that you understand 435 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,383 what you're getting yourself into. 436 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:39,906 I appreciate that. 437 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,255 But you don't have to worry about me. 438 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:42,736 I'm fine. 439 00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:44,998 OK. 440 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,695 But thanks for worrying about me. 441 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:49,742 It's just what I'd do for any colleague. 442 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,265 How about you? 443 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,834 How are you doing? How's your boy? 444 00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:56,923 OK. 445 00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:59,404 Good luck with your fire. 446 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,667 Yeah. I'll be fine. 447 00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:05,671 I've got my fire retardant clothes. 448 00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:08,588 - Great. - Great. 449 00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,941 Great. 450 00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:27,214 ♪ Dearest one 451 00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:30,349 ♪ You are so dear to me 452 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:35,484 ♪ I want you near to me 453 00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:39,575 ♪ Truly I do 454 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,450 ♪ Dearest one 455 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:51,979 What do you want? 456 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:55,895 Where is he? 457 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,331 I have obtained most components 458 00:22:57,332 --> 00:22:59,551 of the compound from the military lab. 459 00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:02,424 Now all I need from here is the Grey element. 460 00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:11,780 The formula has a carbon-15 isotope 461 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:12,999 not found on Earth. 462 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,435 The Greys are known to use it 463 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,871 in their highly advanced technology, 464 00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:17,917 like their waterless dishwasher 465 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,746 and this spaceship. 466 00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:29,363 I just saw that documentary that you were in. 467 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:30,669 It's fascinating. 468 00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:33,193 I mean, especially all that stuff about owls. 469 00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,369 Is that a real thing? Yeah. 470 00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:38,372 Actually, a lot of experiencers randomly see owls. 471 00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:40,505 Most of us believe those are actually 472 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:43,769 false memories planted to cover up an alien abduction. 473 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:47,337 - Really? - Wait, are you seeing owls? 474 00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:49,252 Do you think you've been abducted? 475 00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:51,254 No, no, no. No, no. 476 00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:53,735 Not me. No, I'm just curious. 477 00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:56,042 Like-- like hypothetically, 478 00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:59,742 how would someone know for sure? 479 00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:04,224 Well, owls aren't the only signs. 480 00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:06,748 Someone might have weird bruising, 481 00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:10,796 lost time you can't account for. 482 00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:13,538 Some people even find tiny chips 483 00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:15,932 in their skin that aliens use as a tracking device. 484 00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:22,242 If you ever do feel like you've been abducted, 485 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:23,809 you can always talk to me about it. 486 00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:25,593 I will, sure. 487 00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:28,118 - Promise? - Yes. 488 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,382 - I want to be abducted. - You do? 489 00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:34,559 No. 490 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,432 Yes. 491 00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:41,217 There's an experiencer support group 492 00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:43,176 in Braddock that I go to sometimes. 493 00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:46,528 If you're ever curious, you should come by. 494 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,576 Yeah, thanks. Yeah, I'm good. 495 00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:53,404 Yeah, I'm good. 496 00:24:56,712 --> 00:25:00,019 You can't just go in there whenever you like. 497 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,977 There's protocol. 498 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:05,415 Well, I, got the final ingredient 499 00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:06,765 for my formula. 500 00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:09,376 You will be happy to know I got the matter. 501 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:10,551 Good. 502 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,161 But you're supposed to say, 503 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:14,512 "What is the matter?" 504 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,733 And then I say, "I don't know. What's the matter with you?" 505 00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:21,388 Is this all just a joke to you? 506 00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:24,478 No. Just the joke parts. 507 00:25:24,479 --> 00:25:26,262 Do not worry. 508 00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:29,831 I will get to work and find out what the Greys are doing here 509 00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:31,790 as soon as I get the henway. 510 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:33,400 What's a henway? 511 00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:36,403 Well, about six pounds. 512 00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:38,710 That's enough. 513 00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,494 Let me tell you something. 514 00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:43,845 You might think it's funny, but the whole world 515 00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:45,935 is depending on you. 516 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,815 Here we go. 517 00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:59,992 Sorry, I know you can't hear me 518 00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:01,820 because your brain doesn't work. 519 00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:04,127 But let's see what I can do about your vision. 520 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,010 It works. 521 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,667 Thank you for meeting with us. 522 00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:24,582 We really feel bad about the other night. 523 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,497 I don't think I was at my best, either. 524 00:26:27,498 --> 00:26:30,152 Meeting the two people closest to Harry, 525 00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:31,850 I was nervous. 526 00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:34,983 I'm not really great with other women. 527 00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:38,160 You don't like women. Bit of a guy's gull. 528 00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:40,249 - Will you stop it? - I don't think I can. 529 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:43,209 Anyway, we want to talk to you about something on Earth 530 00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:45,820 we call girl code. 531 00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:49,345 It says that women have to be honest with each other. 532 00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:51,347 But not with men? 533 00:26:51,348 --> 00:26:52,348 No. 534 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:53,654 Girl code is when 535 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,177 we warn each other when one of us 536 00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:59,529 is about to make a huge mistake like you are with Harry. 537 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,619 I don't understand. 538 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,098 Well, think about it. 539 00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:05,666 He's in trouble, and he's asking you to help him out, 540 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,363 but you have to break the rules, 541 00:27:07,364 --> 00:27:08,582 and pretty soon, you'll be on the run 542 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:09,801 with him like that movie. 543 00:27:09,802 --> 00:27:11,629 Have you ever seen "Bonnie and Clyde"? 544 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,152 We're 60 light years behind you guys, 545 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:15,545 so we're just now getting Chuck Berry music. 546 00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:17,069 In 30 years, you're gonna want 547 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:18,287 to look out for the Pixies. 548 00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:19,375 You might not be sure at first, 549 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:20,681 but stick around for "Doolittle." 550 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,030 "Bossanova" is actually also kind of sick. 551 00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:23,379 You know, I'm gonna make you a list. 552 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:26,948 - OK. - What we're saying is, 553 00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:28,646 do you really want to spend your life 554 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,038 with a guy you barely know? Yeah. 555 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:31,257 I mean, how many kids does he have? 556 00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:32,693 What, 300? 400. 557 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,129 Yeah. And never sees 'em. 558 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,696 Most of them are dead. 559 00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,872 And have you met his other friends, ever? No. 560 00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:40,005 Because he only had one. Right. 561 00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:43,573 - Killed him and ate him. - That is not true! 562 00:27:43,574 --> 00:27:46,402 I did not murder 42, a dog did. 563 00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,361 And I only ate him 564 00:27:48,362 --> 00:27:51,712 because it was his last wish. 565 00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:53,279 I changed the recipe a little bit, 566 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,673 but it said salt to taste, so-- 567 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,152 What are you doing here? 568 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,067 We told you, we don't keep secrets. 569 00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:01,504 OK. 570 00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:03,593 OK, we said some mean things just now, Harry, 571 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,639 but it's really because we care for you. 572 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,120 We want to help you. 573 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,078 Help. 574 00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:13,908 You never help anyone for them. You do it for you. 575 00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,781 Because you think helping is the only reason 576 00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:18,696 anyone will love you, 577 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,872 so you go around looking for broken and needy people 578 00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:24,310 to help, which is perfect that this stray cat 579 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,920 showed up at your door. 580 00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:28,228 Except she cannot give love back. 581 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,709 She can only take more and more, 582 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:35,016 because she is a pit of need with no bottom, 583 00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:38,367 a sun at the center of her own universe, 584 00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:42,415 incapable of caring about anyone else but herself. 585 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,766 - OK, well that's-- - Accurate? Yes. 586 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,333 Seems absolutely accurate to me. 587 00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:49,074 It's like infallible math. 588 00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:52,555 You will never know a love like Heather and I. 589 00:28:52,556 --> 00:28:55,471 And I feel sorry for you both. Harry. 590 00:28:55,472 --> 00:28:58,257 - You want to get out of here? - Yeah, let's get out of here. 591 00:28:58,258 --> 00:29:00,782 Let's go be in love somewhere not around hate. 592 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,784 I do want those music recs, though, 593 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:07,180 if you get a chance. OK. 594 00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,798 Chemistry is a delicate balance. 595 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:20,714 When you mess with the balance, things explode. 596 00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:23,673 It is like Asta and her red raggedy sidekick. 597 00:29:23,674 --> 00:29:26,328 Asta lied to her about my alien identity, 598 00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:29,331 and the imbalance nearly ended their friendship. 599 00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:33,161 Now my friendship with Asta has exploded too. 600 00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:35,555 It is her fault. I do not care. 601 00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:39,429 The formula is now complete, and I will be leaving soon. 602 00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:44,520 That will be Asta coming to apologize, 603 00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:46,435 probably with a pie. 604 00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:49,831 I will get rid of her, but I will keep the pie. 605 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,704 - I need your help. - What? 606 00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:56,445 Whoa, cool volcano. 607 00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:58,970 That is not a volcano. 608 00:29:58,971 --> 00:30:01,929 That is a caldera. You were there. 609 00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:04,410 Did you not hear the raccoon? 610 00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:05,803 Is this what makes it blow up? 611 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,066 Hey! Do not touch that. 612 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:11,852 Harry, come to bed. Ew. 613 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:14,376 Hey, you're the alien lady from the diner. 614 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,943 You told him who I am? 615 00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:19,338 He is one of those statistical annoyances 616 00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:21,644 that can see through our genetic disguises. 617 00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:24,517 Such a pest. Yeah, they're the worst. 618 00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,911 Get out of here, pest. Shoo! 619 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:29,783 Yeah, yeah. Hit the bricks, ya freak. 620 00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:31,785 No, the science fair's today, 621 00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:32,917 and you have to help me make a project. 622 00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,353 I don't have to help you. 623 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:36,877 You need to get out of here before my girlfriend 624 00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:38,966 pecks a hole in your face. 625 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,925 Time to go, human child. 626 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:42,970 - You guys are mean. - Make like a Kleenex. 627 00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:44,625 Put a little boogie on it. 628 00:30:52,676 --> 00:30:54,591 Well, that turned me on. 629 00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:10,302 Would you like something to drink, my love bird? 630 00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:12,347 - Nectar. - Nectar? 631 00:31:12,348 --> 00:31:13,741 I barely knew her. 632 00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:26,797 Son of a bitch! 633 00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:43,684 OK. Stand by your projects, OK? 634 00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:46,860 OK, kids, the judges are gonna be coming around, 635 00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:48,906 so get ready to answer some questions, OK? 636 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,560 - All right, Mrs. Hawthorne. - The deer looks-- 637 00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:53,345 It's a bear. 638 00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:55,173 Hey, check out Max's project. 639 00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:57,436 Max, our son. 640 00:31:57,437 --> 00:31:59,742 You did this all by yourself? 641 00:31:59,743 --> 00:32:02,920 Well, I can't lie. Yes, I did. 642 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:06,053 That little shit does not know what he's done. 643 00:32:06,054 --> 00:32:08,969 Even I do not know the effects of the Grey compound. 644 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,450 His stupidity may put others in danger, 645 00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:13,800 or worse, ruin my caldera. 646 00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:16,238 I finally got the color just right. 647 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:22,635 So, Max, what is a caldera? 648 00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:24,724 - That's right. - I'm sorry? 649 00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,987 That's the project. People have to guess. 650 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:29,207 What is a caldera? 651 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:30,469 Do you know? Of course, I know. 652 00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,340 I'm a science teacher. Great! 653 00:32:32,341 --> 00:32:34,995 Tell me. No, you tell me. 654 00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:36,388 I'm sorry. 655 00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:37,825 That's not a good enough answer. 656 00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:44,004 Dr. Vanderspeigle. Hi. 657 00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:45,310 Where is your son? 658 00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:48,661 He is right over there, next to his caldera. 659 00:32:48,662 --> 00:32:51,751 Isn't it great? He stole it from me. 660 00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:53,232 Of course, he did. 661 00:32:56,452 --> 00:32:58,150 How about a demonstration? 662 00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,154 I am too late. 663 00:33:14,383 --> 00:33:16,384 - Come on, let's go. - Sorry, buddy. 664 00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:18,212 We were just about to see your caldera. 665 00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,822 - He stole it. - Of course, he did. 666 00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:22,608 Max. I know, I'm grounded. 667 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,697 Yeah, I was pretty sure he stole it all along. 668 00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,264 Yeah, me too. Are we bad parents? 669 00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:27,788 We're not great. 670 00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:46,066 Is this it? 671 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:48,895 Is this the only thing the Greys' compound does? 672 00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:51,464 Just create smoke? 673 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,747 Gravity. 674 00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:16,575 The scrawny Greys cannot survive 675 00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:18,229 in Earth's gravity. 676 00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:21,275 This is what they want-- not to destroy the Earth, 677 00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:23,886 but to change its atmosphere and gravitational pull 678 00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:27,848 so only they can survive and have it to themselves. 679 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:33,548 That faint one there is Mars, 680 00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:37,509 the god of war. 681 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:39,859 And over there is Venus, 682 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:42,384 the gentle goddess of fertility. 683 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:48,128 What's that? Let's go. 684 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,390 Asta, Kayla, come on. 685 00:34:49,391 --> 00:34:50,652 - Cool! - Wait up! 686 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:53,873 - Hey, hey. - Slow down! 687 00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:57,530 - Come on, this way. - Not so fast. 688 00:35:00,707 --> 00:35:01,882 Ben! 689 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:11,151 That's a terrifying dream. 690 00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:13,762 Not a dream. Remember? 691 00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:15,938 Liv said she saw a UFO that night. 692 00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:17,331 The Greys were there. 693 00:35:17,332 --> 00:35:19,028 They took Ben. 694 00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:20,595 I don't think I was supposed to remember, 695 00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:22,249 but maybe something Harry said 696 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,772 made the memory come back somehow. 697 00:35:23,773 --> 00:35:24,947 I don't-- 698 00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:27,341 - My God, that's horrible. - I know. 699 00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:29,952 And what did I do? Nothing. 700 00:35:29,953 --> 00:35:31,128 You were ten. 701 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,042 And you didn't even remember until now. 702 00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:36,307 It doesn't matter. I should have known. 703 00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:39,179 I've been so focused on my own shit 704 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,834 that I can't even see when one of my friends needs help. 705 00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:44,358 You know, Harry was right. You heard him. 706 00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:47,144 I'm just a selfish asshole who only thinks about myself. 707 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:50,496 - Yeah. - Yeah? 708 00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:54,281 Yeah, no, I heard him. I was there. 709 00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:55,630 Yeah, but you have to agree. 710 00:35:55,631 --> 00:35:58,851 Otherwise, you would have said "no," not "yeah." 711 00:35:58,852 --> 00:36:01,506 I disagree, OK? Harry was just mad. 712 00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:03,769 I mean, he said that I only help people 713 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:06,381 so they'll love me. That's bullshit. 714 00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:10,210 - Yeah, I know. - What was that? 715 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,125 - What was what? - You hesitated. 716 00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:13,692 - Did not. - You did. 717 00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:16,173 I'm a nurse, OK? I help people. 718 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,610 So sorry. OK, stop. Stop. 719 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:21,003 The plan was to break up him and Heather, not us. 720 00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:24,659 Right, I'm sorry. Yes. Sorry. 721 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:26,748 Look, if I don't tell Ben, 722 00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:28,707 then Harry will definitely be right about me. 723 00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:30,230 You cannot tell him. 724 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,753 I wasn't there for him then, but I could be there 725 00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:34,060 for him now. You cannot tell him. 726 00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:35,714 He has a family, a life. 727 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:38,891 He's happy, for Ben, anyway. 728 00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:41,372 And if you tell him, it could possibly-- 729 00:36:41,373 --> 00:36:43,330 Help him? 730 00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:45,593 Ruin his life. 731 00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:47,247 Sometimes when we try to help people, 732 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,815 it's not really for them. 733 00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:51,382 Here's your order, Asta. 734 00:36:51,383 --> 00:36:53,906 - Thanks, Kim. - You're welcome. 735 00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:56,779 Jay asked me to get her some dinner. 736 00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:59,868 - I am her mother. - I know! 737 00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:00,913 Get that look off your face. 738 00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:02,568 But-- wha-- 739 00:37:26,069 --> 00:37:28,462 All right, Joseph, I know it's you. 740 00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:29,986 Come on out. We can talk about this. 741 00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:33,642 Joseph? 742 00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:42,781 Some people even find tiny chips in their skin 743 00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:45,611 that aliens use as a tracking device. 744 00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:43,885 Hey, buddy. 745 00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:46,018 Hey. What's going on? 746 00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:48,237 Nothing, just in the neighborhood. 747 00:38:48,238 --> 00:38:50,152 I thought I'd drop by. 748 00:38:50,153 --> 00:38:52,111 Just a friend checking on her friend. 749 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:55,506 Yeah, how are you doing? Yeah, fine. 750 00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:58,379 It feels like maybe this could have been a phone call. 751 00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:00,989 You know who shows up in person? 752 00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,121 Real friends do. 753 00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:03,340 That's who. 754 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,689 I thought I'd throw this out there. 755 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,691 If you, Kate, ever want, like, a date night, 756 00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:07,866 I'm here for you. 757 00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:09,520 I could come over and babysit. 758 00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:11,391 Well, the last time you babysat, 759 00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:13,045 I found an empty wine bottle in the bathtub. 760 00:39:13,046 --> 00:39:14,351 Doesn't need to be babysitting. 761 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,135 Could be anything, really. 762 00:39:16,136 --> 00:39:18,180 You know, airport rides, groceries, you know. 763 00:39:18,181 --> 00:39:20,052 Give this thing a tune. 764 00:39:20,053 --> 00:39:21,923 Take it easy. It's late. 765 00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:23,621 I know it's late. 766 00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:27,189 I just want you to know I'm here for you. 767 00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:28,974 I really am. 768 00:39:28,975 --> 00:39:31,411 Whatever you need. 769 00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:33,761 Are you sure you're doing OK? 770 00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:36,503 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 771 00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:38,113 Of course. 772 00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:39,463 What was that? 773 00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:41,029 Did you say something about camping? 774 00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:43,902 - No. - Weird. 775 00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:45,121 Could have sworn you did. 776 00:39:49,038 --> 00:39:50,517 You remember those camping trips 777 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,214 we used to take up on the ridge? 778 00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:53,912 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 779 00:39:53,913 --> 00:39:56,871 And that time we were kids, and you saw something-- 780 00:39:56,872 --> 00:39:59,700 and we all chased after it, like a light. 781 00:39:59,701 --> 00:40:02,877 Yeah, sort of. But there wasn't anything. 782 00:40:02,878 --> 00:40:04,444 Or was there, right? 783 00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:07,491 - There wasn't. - Or was there? 784 00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:09,275 I can play this game all night. 785 00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:12,757 But wouldn't it be weird if something did happen 786 00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:15,237 and you were forced to forget it? 787 00:40:15,238 --> 00:40:17,763 You know, like, abducted by aliens. 788 00:40:19,025 --> 00:40:20,286 You wouldn't even know about it. 789 00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:22,941 Yeah, yeah. That would be pretty weird. 790 00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:24,943 But you were abducted by aliens that night. 791 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,771 Or were you? Just kidding. 792 00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:28,076 But you were. 793 00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:30,165 And I wasn't there for you then, 794 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,430 but I'm here for you now. 795 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,257 I'm sorry, do you-- 796 00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:36,737 are you being serious? 797 00:40:36,738 --> 00:40:38,260 You really think I was abducted by aliens? 798 00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:39,348 Let's bring this full circle. 799 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:40,741 You were abducted by aliens. 800 00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:43,265 I can't tell you how I know, but I do know. 801 00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:46,268 And I'm here for you now as a friend, 802 00:40:46,269 --> 00:40:49,097 a good friend. 803 00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:50,490 OK. 804 00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:54,102 God, I feel good. Do you feel good? 805 00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:55,931 - Never better. - Great. 806 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,383 ♪ I am just an alien 807 00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:18,562 ♪ Who came from up above 808 00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:22,479 ♪ I wanted to kill everyone 809 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,134 ♪ But then I fell in love 810 00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:28,920 ♪ I fell 811 00:41:28,921 --> 00:41:33,751 ♪ In love 812 00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:36,318 ♪ I fell 813 00:41:36,319 --> 00:41:38,364 ♪ In love 814 00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:41,062 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 815 00:41:41,063 --> 00:41:44,544 ♪ I fell 816 00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:48,635 ♪ In love 817 00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:52,552 ♪ She is a Blue Avian 818 00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:56,600 ♪ The feelings are complex 819 00:41:56,601 --> 00:42:00,473 ♪ I cannot wait to see her soon ♪ 820 00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:04,346 ♪ So we can have great intercourse ♪ 821 00:42:04,347 --> 00:42:07,436 ♪ I should have 822 00:42:07,437 --> 00:42:10,918 ♪ Said sex 823 00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:14,269 ♪ Love has changed everything ♪ 824 00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:17,664 ♪ Everything I knew 825 00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:21,102 ♪ I knew the world had many things ♪ 826 00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:24,585 ♪ But I never knew the world had you ♪ 827 00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:29,458 The Greys know where your family lives. 828 00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:32,026 You will do what we say, or we will kill them all. 829 00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:34,725 You understand? 830 00:42:34,726 --> 00:42:36,030 Good. 831 00:42:36,031 --> 00:42:37,597 You work for the Greys now. 832 00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:41,732 You are gonna help us get Harry's alien DNA. 833 00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:44,561 Why? Why are you doing this? 834 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,519 Because we do what we want. 835 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,260 And once you give me what I need, 836 00:42:48,261 --> 00:42:49,870 you will leave the planet without Harry 837 00:42:49,871 --> 00:42:51,829 and you will never see him again, 838 00:42:51,830 --> 00:42:54,788 or we will kill him too. 839 00:42:54,789 --> 00:42:58,400 ♪ I'm in love with Heather 840 00:42:58,401 --> 00:43:02,100 ♪ That's all I have to say 841 00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:05,407 ♪ Together with Heather forever and ever ♪ 842 00:43:05,408 --> 00:43:08,628 ♪ 'Cause love never goes away 843 00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:09,803 OK. 844 00:43:09,804 --> 00:43:14,113 ♪ Love never goes away 845 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:21,075 ♪ Love never goes away 846 00:43:21,076 --> 00:43:27,299 ♪ Love never goes 847 00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:29,607 ♪ Away