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Kasia.

- Kasia.
- What happened?

Kasia, say something!

Fetch her some water!
Lift her legs! or head!

Roman Ziemiański, your turn.

I can't at the moment.

The best way is to, if I may say so,
slap her.

Slap? Me?
I don't even know her.

Maybe you will try?

It is unbecoming,
and I am very delicate towards women.

Maybe you?
With all your strength.

Why did you take it so bad.
You have passed the exam in flying colours.

- Have I?
- But of course you have.

And now it is your turn.

After what happened here?

You will have to take me by force!

- Slap her?
- Don't.

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Uncle Józek, aunt Zośka,
uncle Mietek, Mietek's wife.

A quarter of a litre is enough for her,
she doesn't drink that much.

- She will drink no more than a quarter of a litre.
- But Mietek will have more, half a litre per person.

It is always better if there is something left
rather when we are short of vodka.

- Maryśka, Zenek, grand-mother Maliszewska.
- Count her out, she doesn't drink.

- Is grandma ill or what?
- No, grandma drinks only sweet alcohols.

Get some spirit, we will beat yolks with sugar
and make what do you call it...

Eggnog.

We had spirit here.

I was afraid it got lost.
Let's go on counting...

- Kasia!
- Have you been waiting?

Watch what you're doing.

- Zenuś, Zenek.
- What is going on? Fire?

- Worse than that, Kasia is back from Warsaw.
- She went there so she is coming back.

If she did not,
that would be trouble.

All the kids are following her.
She knows how to deal with children.

And it is very well,
in a year she will have her own children.

- Zenuś, what will she say?
- What will she say? She will be happy.

She won't find a better candidate
in all the neighbourhood.

Twenty-two,
twenty-three...

What's that?

Żytnia, Zenuś, an export brand.
It is not bad, is it?

Where is the vodka?

- Good afternoon, I am back.
- Good afternoon.

- Where is the vodka?
- What happened?

I am asking: where is the vodka?

Mom, father must be unwell,
I will fetch the doctor.

You're not going anywhere until
I know what happened to my vodka.

Has it been going on for long?

There were twenty-five bottles in the suitcase,
three are missing.

You can take three bottles from the table,
put them in the suitcase and everything will be OK.

You see,
your father got angry.

You know how sensitive he is.

Everything must be in order.

There were thirty-four in the sofa bed,
and twenty-five in the suitcase.

It is not even, anyway,
it makes fifty-nine.

It used to be sixty,
but I gave one to the inseminator.

But I made a note,
two are missing.

Won't this be enough for you, father?
It's enough to get a herd of elephants drunk.

How can you say it, honey,
nobody drinks for pleasure,

only when one has to,
you know well that vodka is bad for your health.

Do you think we intend to ruin our health
without a good reason?

- And what is the reason?
- You are the reason.

- I am?
- Well, you are.

- This is all for your engagement party.
- Engagement?

My engagement?
To whom?

When I tell you,
you'll certainly be very happy.

Go on, tell her, Zenuś.

Do you think I would throw such a party
just for any boy.

- It is Staszek Kolasa.
- Staszek... Kolasa?

You see, didn't I say
she would not believe her luck.

There won't be enough for our guests.

There will be no guests,
because there will be no party,

- You see, no party.
- No!

Lock her up, mother,
she is mad.

- This is because of happiness, Zenuś.
- I don't want to! Mom!

One more is missing.

I will buy another crate.
Just to be on the safe side.

Let me out, open the door, mom!

We will have to give her
something to eat.

I won't starve her into submission,
she needs to accept it.

I can't let anybody tell me afterwards,

that I forced her into this marriage.

There is no need for force.

She will stay locked up for a while,
she will understand and agree.

- No forcing whatsoever.
- Let me out!

I am an adult!

Well, you may be an adult,
But you still lack reason.

If you are an adult,
you can get married.

- You should be happy.
- I don't want to!

Zenek, and if she really does not want to,
what shall we do?

We have made a deal with Kolasowie, you have given
your word, we have invited relatives...

It would be a shame,
a terrible shame.

Don't even talk like that,
this possibility is impossible.

There will be a wedding
and that is the end of the story.

No no no.

Holy Mother of God, Zenek,
Staszek Kolasa is coming.

So what?

It's not unusual.
He came to see his fiancée.

It's not reason enough for me not to eat soup.
Give me that plate.

- But what shall we tell him?
- You shut up and don't say anything,

I will do the talking.

The most important thing is, you know,
culture.

Who's there?

- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.

- Is Kasia home already?
- Can't you hear?

It's nothing, she is just tired.

Has she eaten anything?

What did she do?

Have you forgotten how to talk?

What did she do with the food?

Spit it out, woman.

You forbade me to talk.

You see, how obedient she is.
She knows her place.

I'm calling it off for now. Speak.

She threw everything out through the window.

Apparently, she wasn't hungry.

Sit down, Mr Kolasa.

I have just dropped by,
just to ask...

for a moment only,
I have a meeting in a minute.

And I thought you came
to propose,

so elegant.

Precisely, I only wanted to get to know
what did Kasia...

how Kasia reacted.

How shall I put it in order not to lie...

Zenek, culturally and delicately.

- Culturally.
- Let me be.

So how shall I put it...

I will say it the way they do on TV,
Mr Kolasa.

As of today she has received
the news approvingly.

What will you say?
She was so happy

that we had to lock her up upstairs.

She does not want to get married
and that is the end of the story.

Zenek, you were supposed to put it
culturally, delicately.

Shut up, woman, I am putting it delicately,
If I said that

she did not want to marry him,
that would be indelicate,

but she refuses completely. She does not want
to and that is the end of the story.

You need to convince her now,

go upstairs and try to convince her
any way you want to.

- Upstairs?
- This is what I've just said - upstairs.

You mean there?

Well, yes, there,
why are you asking these questions,

as if you could not understand our language.

Because it seems to me,
I think it's not going to work.

- What's not going to work?
- Because it is impossible.

There is no such possibility
that anything is impossible.

- But this is impossible.
- And why, I ask?

Because she, I mean Kasia, left the room upstairs,
she went out through the window, she's not there.

What do you mean - not there?

She's run away. May she be...
Let me find her...

Zenek, it was supposed to be cultural.

Warsaw on the line.
Warszawa, booth number one!

Hello! Hello!

How is it?

Is this the dean's office?

Yes? I have just taken the entrance examinations,

and I would like to know,
hello, hello.

Yes, why are you calling?

Are the lists of students already available?

My name is Solska,
Katarzyna Solska,

I would like to ask if I am accepted.

If you haven't been notified yet, please, wait.

But I am in a very difficult position,
I need to know immediately.

Please, tell me if I was accepted.

I'm awfully sorry but you...

- Hello? Hello?!
- Hello, can you hear me?

I am sorry but you have to come in person.

The lists have been posted
outside the building, hello.

- We have guests, as I see.
- Well, we do.

I would like to hereby,
in the sentiment, I mean,

in the situation, cordially,
I mean, contentedly, make an appeal

an appeal, or rather a postulate...
- I don't want to!

Your pants are falling, father.

And at this moment this postulate...

Stop it with your postulates.
Can't you see she's run away again?

Look, Zenuś,
How obedient she is,

she locked herself up.

What are you babbling about, woman?
She locked herself up because she is afraid.

Where has she been?
What does she plan?

Don't move,
we need to talk seriously.

- Why are you nudging me, woman?
- Let me in, Zenuś, I can't get in.

- You are the least needed person here.
- I just want to make sure.

You raise your fists way too quickly.

Too quickly? When I have to,
I have no other choice,

but too quickly?
Shut up!

You too.

- I wasn't going to say anything.
- And that's all too well.

Because I need to tell you something,
and you will only listen.

We have a situation here,
you see. A situation.

- What situation?
- You have to get married.

I don't quite feel that I do,
I feel I have to go on learning.

But the farm needs you to get married.

Then the farm should marry Kolasa,
not me.

Zenuś, Zenuś,
keep calm.

You're right, mother,
there is always time for that

if we can't convince her calmly.

You are threatening me, father?
I am not a stupid girl

to be dragged to the altar
by force.

This is actually the worst part,
you may not be stupid,

but you have no common sense whatsoever.

To our own peril we sent you to schools.

You should not have,
but now it's too late to stop me

from going to the university.

But you have to understand,
that the situation has changed.

Nothing has changed.

Nothing has changed,
nothing has changed,

I will tell you,
what has changed.

Jasiu is getting married.

And you want to have a wholesale wedding?

Hold me or I will snap!

- Why are holding me, woman?
- You know well, Zenuś.

You just don't understand anything,
Jasiu is getting married.

And very well so,
He's been with Grażyna for three years.

I was beginning to wonder
why she has been waiting for him for so long.

But he is not getting married with her,
he is marrying some other girl.

He found her in Silesia.

And he doesn't want to come back.
It will be the end of our farm.

But what life I will have
is of no consequence to you.

Of no consequence? You will have
a better life than we had.

But I don't love him.

It's even better,
love turns people into complete fools.

But when you arrange matters quietly,
it's a completely different arrangement.

You have finally said something wise

You think we would let our only daughter
marry just anyone,

this is a very elegant young gentleman,
you have just seen it,

he knows a lot about culture,
he has them... horizons.

Zenuś, the car that he has
Is called Holkswagen.

He has both horizons and a Holkswagen
And an MZ motorcycle as well.

Oh, what he has,
you simply won't find a better one.

Engagement on Saturday.

Kasiunia, I knew we could make a deal.

God would never forgive us
if we let such a farm go to waste.

Oh, my dear daughter,
you will not be a maid for long,

you will no longer live
in your parents' house.

- Stop this wailing, woman.
- It is a must to wail over loss of virginity.

Oh, my dear daughter,
you will be a married woman soon.

If mom keeps on wailing like this
I will never get married.

Holy Mother of God,
you want to be a spinster, what a shame.

Shut up, women!

There will be no shame,
everybody will be jealous of us.

- Oh, my dear daughter...
- I am going to the off licence.

Come, mother.

- How many guests do you expect?
- It's a small private party. 150.

You are right, big weddings are so out of date.

Staszek is so modern,

I heard he brought a car full
of coca-cola from the city.

- How will you drive to the wedding?
- White Mercedes.

- Oh my God, don't tell me he bought one?
- He rented, and we will have video.

- They will show a movie?
- Not to show but to shoot.

- A souvenir.
- Oh my God, you are so lucky.

I always thought I would
leave this place.

- To the city.
- To study.

- A completely different life.
- I will go to the theatre.

- Concerts at the philharmonics.
- A house straight from a catalogue.

- Different people, intelligent ones.
- Eating in restaurants.

Kaśka!

I have a registered letter addressed to you.

- An official letter.
- I'm coming.

I can open it for you,
I see that you're busy.

Leave it alone! You have no right!
Don't touch!

And a signature?
This is a registered letter!

Kaśka, where are you running?
What happened?

Kaśka, your veil!
Your veil got caught.

She will soil her dress.

Holy Mother of God, Kaśka.
You have caught your veil in the door.

Cut it off and that's the end of problems.

Cut it yourself if you are so wise.

It's impossible.

Possible, possible.

What am I to do?

Don't pull or you will tear it pieces.

What am I to do?

What else? Just open the door right away.

- I can't leave it like that.
- Open the door right now.

What is it? When one is getting married
one can't even have this much privacy.

What a joke.

Kaśka, Kaśka, wait.

Will you be able to sleep like that?

I am not sure if I am going to sleep at all.

Are you afraid?
I would never guess.

Try to go to sleep or you will have
dark rings around your eyes.

Staszek's stag night.
This is a serenade for you.

Kasia, my love, Kasia,
My dear wife, my love,

I will do everything for you.

I doubt it, anyway,
I am not you wife as of yet.

But you will be in, let's see,
in about fifteen hours.

He is quite romantic.

Love is a beautiful thing.

- Hello, Wandzia, did you sleep well?
- Hello. Very well thank you.

She looks smashing.

- Is Kaśka ready?
- I think she is.

And her hair?
- I don't know I have not wakened her up yet.

She said she would not sleep a wink,
I am going to wake her up.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Why so late, gentlemen.

- Morning.
- Morning.

You will get something special to drink,
Coca-cola,

I just have to take it out of the well.

- And this?
- Later.

Here you are.

This way.

I would like to introduce you, sir,
officially

to my fiancée and my in-laws,
and invite you to the wedding.

- She is not here!

- Why are you screaming,
she is probably in the bathroom.

No, Kaśka has run away,
she left only her dress and the veil.

There will be no wedding,
Kaśka has run away.

- Jesus and Mary, Zenuś.
- Shut up, woman.

Mister Kolasa, is this
an intended provocation?

You planned to ridicule me.

But, sir, it is not the way
it was meant to be.

Sir...

You may forget about that tractor
you were supposed to be allotted,

you don't have the necessary potential,
you're not promising enough.

Sir...

Shame, what a shame,
Holy Mother of God.

What will we do now?
Our own daughter.

What are you babbling about, woman?
What daughter?

Our daughter, Zenuś,
Kasia - our daughter.

We don't have any daughters
any more. None, do you understand?

Zenuś, what are you talking about?
What about Kasia?

- Do we have a daughter?
- I don't know anything about any daughter.

- Do we have a daughter?
- I have never heard about any.

Why are standing here as if it was a funeral?

It's time for a party.

Mother, bring the food,
vodka is on the table.

We will get Coca-cola from the well

and everything will be just fine.
The band! Music!

It's a wedding. Play!

Take your seats!
Eat, drink, sing, and be merry!

So what happened to that daughter of yours,
I mean my wife?

She has never existed, doesn't exist and never will.
Come on, Stasiu, let's have a drink.

Train from Białystok to
Warsaw West,

departs from the third platform.

I will be back on Wednesday,
will you pick me up from the station?

- Naturally, I will take you to the station.
- You are supposed to pick me up.

- Pick what up?
- Me.

Could you speak more clearly?
What am I to pick up?

Nothing, just me.

Damn, I just don't know what
I am talking about any more.

My impression exactly.

Pick me up from the station on Wednesday morning,

you are coming back
on Tuesday, aren't you?

So am I to go the station
on Tuesday or on Wednesday?

It's immaterial, you will forget anyway,
I will call you and now hurry up.

- What is this?
- Helenka, where are you going?

If you planned to visit your daughter
you should have let us know before,

you knew we planned to leave.

I am not going to see my daughter.

I am going to work for another family,
they have a house and I will get my own room,

and I will only have to walk the dog.
I will be better off there.

Marian, do say something,
Try to convince Helenka.

- Dogs bite.
- Dogs bite? Dogs bite!

You can muzzle a dog,
just look here.

Piotruś, how many times
did I ask you not to bite Helenka?

Be quiet!

Helenka, you should have told us,
warned us,

we work things out somehow,

you can't leave us like this right now.

Haven't I told you before?
You were only laughing.

Anyway, they are paying me
two thousand more,

so we have nothing to talk about.

Maybe at least a month more.
Two weeks? A week?

You can't leave us like this.

No more!
Not a minute more!

And you told him not to bite her,
he does not obey you at all.

Inasmuch as I could see it,
this time he pinched her,

and I have never said
anything about pinching.

Where are my clean shirts?

You have a wife, and this child
has a mother and a father.

No! No!

So what now?

- Where are my shirts?
- Can't you forget about the shirts for a moment?

We haven't got anybody to look after our child.
Do you understand?

You have to go to Poznań today,
and I am going to Cracow,

What will do with Piotruś?

I am not taking him with me,
I can't.

Anyway, I got to dash,
I will buy some new shirts.

Here are the keys to the car
I will take a taxi.

No, honey, you're not going anywhere,

if we leave this place, we'll do it together.
Call your mother.

- My mother?
- Whose else? Mine?

But you know it's impossible,

Mother with Piotruś...
No, she will not agree to it.

Call her or you're taking him
with you to Poznań.

I don't want to go to granny,
I don't want to go to granny.

You will stay with granny, do you understand?
Give me that!

Not a single word more, no discussion
and you must behave,

or else we will send you to the kindergarten again
and they will tie you to the radiator.

- I don't want to go to kindergarten.
- OK but then be quiet.

I will but I won't go to kindergarten?

No, you won't.

We are really in a hopeless situation.

We both have to leave, so...

She has just left.

Mom, what do you want from me,
I graduated from high-school,

I graduated from the university, mom,
I beg you; you have to do it this time.

Piotruś will be so happy.

I beg you.

I know.

You keep telling me this all the time.

What did she say?

- She will be here in half an hour.
- But what did she say?

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- I thought we had arranged it once for all.
- Mom, there was no other choice.

I knew we could count on you, mom,

Helenka has left us in a most awkward situation.

I am not quite certain whether
your euphoria is fully justified,

just think about it,
me and such a child.

But mother, Piotruś is
practically an adult person,

he will do great under your care.

We are coming back on Wednesday.
Maybe you can find someone to look after Piotruś.

We have to run now.

Wait!
Don't leave me like that.

Hurray!

It's impossible.

She must remember how to look
after a small child, after all,

you were small once as well.

- I always had a nursemaid.
- She is his grandmother after all.

We know that but, as I am afraid,

my mother does not accept this fact.
Keep it.

This way.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, can I help you?

I have just learned I passed my entrance examinations

so I came here.

The academic year begins on October the 1st,

don't you know that?

I do but I had to come right away and
I would like to move in to the dorm.

You can move to a students' residence

as of September the 30th only.

- And where is this residence?
- In Zamenhof Street.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Put your shoes on and we're leaving.

- But I don't know how to tie my shoelaces.
- You won't tie them then.

- And I will be tripping, you see...
- Stand up right now.

What are you doing?
I will spank you if you don't stop.

Stand still,
give me your leg.

Give me a leg.

Please, do not speak to me at all
when we are in the street.

- Not a word?
- Not a single word.

Come on, let's go or I'll be late.

What are you looking for?

Good afternoon,
I was told at the university,

that I will live in this residence.

Your voucher?

What is that?
I asked for your voucher.

But I have just been accepted for the first year.

So why are you bothering me?
Come back on October the 1st.

The dorm is closed now.

You have to behave now,
my dear, remember.

OK.

Come here, come.

Stay here and don't move.

Excuse me, excuse me,
I have a question.

Madam, I just wanted to ask
if you have any offers from people

looking for employment as a babysitter,

I don't know if it makes any sense to wait.

Madam, please, join the queue and wait.

I only wanted to ask because I don't know
if it makes any sense to wait.

Wait, please!

What's your name?

Piotruś.

Show me your face, Piotruś.

- And now can you answer me?
- Stop distracting me, madam.

We are all waiting
so join the queue.

Please, don't disturb.

What is going on here?
What are you doing to him?

I am wiping his face, he was covered with ice-cream.
Is it your child?

Yes, or rather no, well,
I am taking care of him at the moment.

Thank you, let's go,
we're going out.

No, I don't want to go with you.

We're going. What is this
supposed to mean, my dear?

- We're going.
- No.

- Piotruś...
- No, I don't want to be with you.

Piotruś, don't sulk,
I have just wiped your face,

and now you have to go back home.

Just a moment, my child,
can you take care of children?

Yes, but I am actually looking for work.

Would you like to take care
of this young gentleman?

And this is Piotruś's room,
you will have very good conditions

won't you?
This is my son's study.

Your salary will be about 20 thousand.
Kitchen is here.

- I just don't know, this is all...
- Well, 25 thousand then, the bathroom.

You will get time off at least twice a week,

this is the dining room,
my daughter-in-law will cook, she is a great cook.

Actually, your only duty will be
to look after Piotruś.

But maybe his parents...

My dear, they won't find anybody better than you,
I am quite certain of that.

Anyway, Piotruś will not let you go,
He has fallen for you, haven't you, Piotruś?

Yes.

But I will probably need
a letter of recommendation.

This is not going to be any problem,

I will write for you such a letter of recommendation,
my child, that you can't have any better one.

My opinion does matter.

- You are Piotruś's grandmother after all.
- Grandmother or not, let's not talk about it.

There is food in the fridge,
I am leaving money here,

my son and his wife will be back on Saturday,
I must be going now, bye bye.

But madam...

Bloody fuse.

- I am sorry, good morning.
- Good morning.

- Mister Wolański?
- Yes.

- I will explain everything.
- Nothing happened, but...

What are you, if I may put it this way,
doing here?

Did I...
I don't recall, however.

I had a drink or two yesterday with my fellows.

What I would like to know is whether
I offended you in any way.

No, no,
Not at all, quite on the contrary.

Can you explain then what you are doing here?

I have letters of recommendation, I really do,
the elderly lady said...

So it means that you,
I mean, that my mother...

- And you are going to stay here?
- Not here, with Piotruś.

Well, let me introduce myself,
Wolański, Professor Marian Wolański.

Marian...

I have letters of recommendation, I really do.

Where is Kasia?

I understand, mother,
letters of recommendation, but...

But you did ask my mother yourself,
excuse me.

But why did you sleep in one bed?

It was all because of the fuse.

- So you confirm?
- No.

Stop getting on my nerves
and tell me what happened.

You know, it is rather difficult.

- You can tell me anything.
- But it is a really touchy issue.

Don't overstep the mark.

You see, what I find the most worrying
is that she treated me

in a completely asexual manner.
Tell me, is it really so

that I am not manly enough?
- Marian.

Excuse me.

You are right. I should not
have slept in your bedroom.

I am just sorry that you accuse me
of such things. Goodbye.

- You must be joking.
- Kasia, don't leave.

Piotruś, I was here only because,
your mommy and daddy had to leave,

but now I have to go.

Mommy should go and daddy should go too
but you must stay.

- Piotruś, it is out of the question.
- I will scream.

- Piotr.
- Calm down right now!

Do something,
he can scream like that for an hour.

- Piotruś, stop.
- Will Kasia stay?

Sweetheart, I have already told you.
It is absolutely out of the question.

OK, she will stay.

Please, stay.

But you asked me yourselves to do it.
So much good will and what do I get in return?

Mom, I do not like to discuss
with you certain subjects,

which I do find,
how shall I put it, quite touchy.

However, I am forced to break this rule
and say a few things.

Why do you keep coming back to this,
I have already explained everything.

Marian, let me finish.
It is not easy for me to talk about these things.

Mom, I found Marian
in bed with this girl.

Stark naked.

- Excuse me, she had her nightdress on.
- Such a nightdress makes it even worse.

It is extremely arousing.

Does it? Maybe you could buy one for yourself?

Please, don't try to distract me
with your stupid jokes.

Can you explain to me what
a trick it was with hiring the girl.

We have Great Conspiracy Theory, mom.

- Mom, I demand an explanation.
- But naturally.

Well, my second husband's
brother-in-law's paternal uncle

had a large estate.
He was a very decent man,

not a bloodsucker,
an extremely handsome man as well.

- Mom, some specifics, please.
- I am very specific.

- So this paternal uncle...
- Just a moment.

Kasia, will you join us for a second?

Kasia, we need to get some things straightened up.

Would you mind going on, mom?

My child, I have known your family
since I was that small.

Well, maybe a little higher,
about this height.

Anyway, my second husband's
brother-in-law's paternal uncle

had an estate in the village
where this young lady lives.

- What was it called?
- Grabowo?

But of course, Grabowo, naturally,
Grabowo, my words exactly.

He had known Kasia's parents since early childhood

and they were simply the most
decent people in the neighbourhood,

so when a baby was born to them
who else was even asked to be her godfather.

Do you remember, Kasia?

I was baptised when I was two weeks old
so I don't recall that exactly.

But ultimately he did not come
and did not become the godfather.

One way or another we are
almost blood related.

But why didn't you tell us sooner
that you knew such a girl?

Because I didn't know...

I mean I didn't know that she might,
that she would come.

And so out of the blue
you came to my mother-in-law.

I had just arrived and...

She came looking for work
and she came straight to

my second husband's
brother-in-law's paternal uncle,

where she learned about the opening, and...

there is nothing much to talk about.

And that husband's paternal uncle...

My second husband's
brother-in-law's paternal uncle.

That's not important.
Why haven't I met him yet?

We've been together for so long,
Marian hasn't ever mentioned him either.

Well, he is a rather distant relative.

And during my aunt Marysia's first husband's
maternal cousin's birthday party

I offended him terribly

and our mutual relations
have never been the same as before.

I remember that.

So you see, my dear, she is such a close relative after all

that there is no point in making a scandal
even of sleeping in one bed.

Come in.

Good morning, it is 7.20 a.m.,

do you take milk, coffee, tea,
or cocoa for breakfast?

Marian, do you take milk,
coffee, tea, or cocoa?

Why do you ask? You know that
I will drink whatever you serve.

Good morning.

- Can we get served in bed?
- Naturally.

Maybe she steals?

- Unfortunately not.
- Have you checked your jewellery?

I left everything in plain sight
hoping she would be tempted,

and nothing.
That would be a reason.

- She is a cunning weasel.
- She is.

Honey, maybe she poisons your kid with gas.

You said it yourself that Piotruś
has recently been so quiet. It may be poisoning.

- He is five years old. He would have told me.
- Have you asked? You see!

- Does she smoke?
- She does but not in his room.

Usually on the balcony or on the stairs.

- I was expecting this.
- What?

What do you mean?

- Mary Jane.
- Katarzyna.

- Mary Jane. She smokes Mary Jane.
- Jesus and Mary, what Mary Jane? I don't understand.

You know nothing about life. Mary Jane is marijuana.
Probably, she gives it to your kid as well.

Hasn't he told you that he had weird dreams?

He said he dreamt about some creature
from the outer space,

which had protruding eyes
and a shining finger.

- He wanted me to buy him one like that.
- Well.

Drug-induced visions.

It may be quite difficult
for a child to break the habit.

And Marian defends her so much,

he keeps on saying I have been biased
towards her from the very beginning.

What do you say?
Well, now everything is clear.

Basia, don't worry,
It may be just a phase.

- A phase.
- I understand you.

Every woman would take it just as you did.

- You think...
- Baśka, you must be brave.

He will ultimately understand
that this is not what really matters.

You've been together for so long,
you have a kid.

Danusia, tell the boss that I had to go out
on an urgent family business.

I won't let this girl
ruin my marital happiness.

Haven't you mentioned recently that
you wanted to divorce Marian?

But I won't let him divorce me.

- Kasia.
- Coming.

I have something in my eye.

Could you take a look?

Please, try not to move your eye.

- I can see it.
- Dad is crying, dad is crying.

Piotruś, stop it...

Oh, just a moment more,
please, don't move.

- It hurts!
- Well, now everything is clear.

And I refused to believe it.

What do you mean? Something has got into my eye

and Kasia almost got it out,
when you stormed into the apartment.

Kasia, please, try again,
maybe you can make it this time.

I am afraid it got stuck,
you will have to see a doctor.

You see?

Is it really so bad?

- Did I get a doctor's leave or not?
- You did.

If you're staying at home, maybe Kasia

can go to see a movie or for a walk.
What do you think?

Oh, no, I can't. Marian does not feel well,

I can't leave him with Piotruś.

- You can get dressed at least.
- I should stay in bed. Doctor's orders.

- But...
- What now?

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Excuse me, is Marysia home?

There is no Marysia here.

I must have gotten a wrong address.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

What?

Well, she is pretty.

That's not the point, what was she doing,
what was she wearing?

- Well, yes.
- What was she wearing?

- A sweater.
- Only a sweater?

- If it's a sexy one...
- Shut up.

- What am I to do?
- I know.

Piotruś, can you play on your own for a while,
Kasia will do some washing.

Excuse me, is Marysia home?

There is no Marysia here.

- I must have gotten a wrong address, I am sorry.
- You're welcome.

What now?

- Nothing, she is very pretty.
- What was she doing?

- She talked to me.
- Wearing a sweater?

No, a T-shirt.

I knew it, I knew it,

thank you, my dear,
I have to go there on my own.

Fire, kill, murder, fire!

- What do you want?
- What do I want? And you?

Kasia.

- Kasia.
- Yes?

I have a meeting now.
Our guests will be here at seven p.m.,

please, prepare everything,
only with moderation.

- How many people are coming?
- Four and the two of us, that makes six.

Well, I have to run.

Goodbye, sonny.

- My God, what have you done?
- I am almost ready.

- I thought I should add something.
- What is it?

Pork, ham...

You opened the ham and Spanish sardines.

Please, don't worry, I served caviar as well.

0 my God, I was so lucky
to come back so early.

- How lucky.
- They are vegetarians?

I have also prepared salad.

Are you crazy?!

Well, I should have expected something like this.

Old Polish tradition, God forbid.

You must show off,
regardless of the costs.

We were saving the ham for Christmas,
and the pork as well,

you can't buy peas anywhere these days.

A whole jar of mushrooms!

You said you were expecting guests,
so I thought...

You thought wrong.

Please, serve yourselves.
Some more cheese?

My dear, why all this fuss,
we just dropped by to have a chat,

we did not expect such a feast.

Feel free,
I will serve some more.

Kasia, could you prepare tea for me?

Just a moment.

I was wondering how we managed
to live before Kasia came around.

- You are on the first name basis now?
- But of course not, it is only when I talk to you.

I'd rather you stopped
admiring her so much in my presence.

Can you stop being so distrustful?

It's been two months now
and you still behave oddly.

She won't even look at me, unfortunately.

Here you are.

My husband asked only for tea, unfortunately.

I just want to talk.

I am listening.

I would like your husband
to take part in it as well.

Well, I have been expecting this for a long time,
Marian, put away the newspaper.

What is going on?

Listen!
You were saying,

I am prepared for the worst.

I think you should understand me.

I would like to continue my education.

Education? If you want to
take some courses, well, OK.

Tailoring, for example
or preparation of cheese spreads,

I have seen an advert in our local club.

I am thinking about something more serious.

- You want to be a beautician?
- Tram driver?

- Embroidery maybe?
- Welding?

I just don't know what to suggest,
maybe you can tell us.

I should have said that
from the very beginning,

but somehow there was never
an appropriate moment.

- I passed my entrance examinations.
- Extramural studies?

- Not really.
- No, no, it's impossible.

I thought so myself,
but I got accepted.

- Marian.
- Yes.

I knew from the very beginning
that something was wrong,

but you kept on defending her.

You probably understand
that in these circumstances

our deal is, so to say, off.

- Basia, maybe you will...
- Shut up.

Excuse me, but I know well
why you are defending her,

my decision is, so to say, irrevocable.

I understand, I have already packed.

Goodbye.

Kasia, don't go!
Help!

Piotruś, calm down. Mommy is coming.
Goodbye!

What have you done?

You wanted peace and quiet
so now you have it.

He will have to stop it at some point.

But first he will do some harm to himself.

I knew that your crazy suspicions

will bring upon us some misfortune.

Yes! I should have let her
live here, study, and eat,

and I would pay her for all that!

I have always thought that you respected

people who stubbornly want
to continue their education.

Yes, but not at my expense.

It is because you have always
wanted to betray me.

Stop it! I have never betrayed you and
I am beginning to wonder now if it wasn't a mistake.

Well, well.

Piotruś, my dear, daddy loves us no more,
it is only you that I have left.

Daddy wants to move in with another lady.

But mommy will never leave you,
we'll always be together,

you and I, only now alone, my dear.

What are you babbling about?

My God.

This child has tried to kill me!
You are just like your father!

Tell him to be quiet, he is your son.

Peace, my kingdom for peace.

Why did I have to get married?

Would anybody mind?

What are you looking for?

I am supposed to live here,
I am a first year student.

- Voucher.
- I haven't got it yet, the office...

- I need your voucher.
- But the office is already closed.

How do they pass their exams,
when they are so slow.

Tomorrow get your voucher from the office
and only then come here.

- But I have nowhere to go tonight.
- And what do I care?

Kaśka, hello, I remember you
from the exams, you fainted.

- You got in?
- Yes, but I have no place to sleep.

Mrs Walczakowa,

could you lend us some coffee?

- What?
- Coffee.

What else do you need?
Toilet-paper maybe?

They are completely spoiled.

- I don't have any and I won't give any.
- How can you be this way?

And what do you expect? Scum.

Listen, she has to sleep here tonight.

She can sleep with us,
we have a sleeping bag down there.

It's OK then, take off your jacket.

- Do you snore?
- I don't.

- I mean, I don't know.
- It's OK as long as you don't grind your teeth.

I can't stand it.

You can go to sleep,
just don't snore.

Marian, do something, I can't take it anymore.

Take off those bloody headphones!

Marian!
My God!

Marian, do something or I will go mad.

He has wetted the third sheet.

- He cries so badly, poor thing?
- He pisses so badly.

He said he would piss,
I am ready to accept anything.

- Where is she?
- You threw her out.

- I know this much but where is she?
- I don't know, probably at school.

- What school?
- A university, probably.

- Give me back my headphones, I am writing my lecture.
- Call your mom.

- It will make him even more angry.
- Call her and ask her to come here.

Why? We both know that
she will not take care of Piotruś.

But your mom knows that girl,

so she should know where we can find her.

- And maybe that maternal uncle...
- Brother-in-law's paternal uncle.

God, no, do something,
or I will go mad, Marian!

I thought it happened when
you were throwing that girl out.

But if it can only get worse.

- Where is she?
- I have already told you I don't know.

You must know it, you know her.

- Exactly.
- You also know her.

But you know her, so to say, better.

And what about that your husband's
brother-in-law's paternal uncle,

Maybe he will know something?
She probably went to him.

But where does he live?

- Who?
- This uncle.

- What uncle?
- Brother-in-law.

- What brother-in-law?
- Please, stop being so difficult.

The one who was supposed
to be Kasia's godfather.

- Ask him.
- That's right.

I am going mad.
Do you know where she is or not?

I don't.

She seemed a very decent person
and I wanted to help her.

What am I saying? I wanted to help you.

Well, thank you very much for your help.

- But it isn't, so to say, over.
- My dear God, who did my son marry?

What else do you need from me, my dear?

Mom will have to stay in this,
so to say, with us together.

These are our choices:

- Either to convince Piotruś.
- Let's talk about real options.

- Or find that girl.
- Real, I said.

Well.

Welcome, madam.

Good afternoon, officer,
I am awfully sorry,

how does one find
someone who left home

and has not been heard from since.

I have checked all the camping sites,
hostels and hotels and found nothing.

- Who are you looking for?
- Her name is Katarzyna Solska, officer.

She was our maid for three months
and disappeared yesterday.

- Was she registered for temporary residency?
- Well, not really...

If she lived with you for three months
without registration, it is punishable by law.

I need your ID,
I will interrogate you.

- You are certain she is not here?
- You have seen the list, Professor.

- Maybe she lives here, you know, unregistered.
- Such a serious professor and such ideas...

What can one expect of students
if their professors are like this?

Kasia, Kasia!
Excuse me; I took you for somebody else.

Just a moment, aren't you by any chance

looking for a job as babysitter?

- Are you mad by any chance?
- Of course not, I don't quite follow.

You must be looking for some sucker, get lost!

Let's get lost then.

What are we to do now?

Marian.

I don't know what you're going to do,
I am giving an inaugural lecture in an hour.

Largely improvised, I am afraid.

- This is the easiest.
- Why don't you take my place if you think so?

Well, you're leaving and
you don't care at all.

I told you it was going to be like that.

You little brat! You will sleep on the bare mattress,

I don't have any more dry sheets.

- Kasia would have them and I wouldn't piss.
- Go back to your room now.

This one is wet as well.

And now the inaugural lecture for
the first year students of the pedagogy department

will be delivered by
Professor Marian Wolański.

The subject of the lecture "The role of
appropriate family environment

and its influence upon a child's upbringing."

There you are, finally,
It's time for your lecture.

The process of upbringing has
since the Middle Ages

- How shall I put it.
- Why is he staring at you?

Since the Middle Age...

Excuse me,
I am awfully sorry.

A sudden indisposition.

Maybe someone can take my place.

Can you help me?

Follow me, please,
and don't say a word.

Please, help me get out.

Dear Kasia,
you have saved my life.

I am so happy that you chose
this particular university.

- But I have to go back to the lecture...
- What lecture, we're going back home.

Let's go home and I will
arrange everything later.

How a man may sometimes get lucky.

You know, before we go home,
we need to celebrate.

I am inviting you to lunch.

There is nothing waiting for us at home.
We'll have lunch and wine.

- I don't drink alcohol.
- But I need a drink.

Piotruś, you have to start eating.
You haven't eaten anything in two days.

- At least he drinks.
- I don't find it that good.

Piotruś, please, just a spoonful.

Mom, don't you have any ideas,

this child is going to starve to death.

Piotruś, if you eat your porridge,

Kasia will certainly get to know
how good you are and come back.

- Kasia will be back?
- She will, she certainly will.

- When?
- I don't know exactly when.

Thank you, mom, it was just
another of your great ideas.

- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.

Kasia is back!
You'll never leave again.

You see, you have to trust your grandma.

You will allow, ladies, I would like to introduce

Miss Katarzyna Solska,
a student of the first year

Department of Pedagogy of
University of Warsaw.

Make yourself at home.

And now I am going to leave you, ladies,
I have done my part of the business.

And I can go in peace.

- I found Kasia, kisses.
- Marian!

What?

Excuse me, excuse me.

So we have arranged the plan for Monday.

Mornings until 10 a.m. Kasia will stay with Piotruś,

later you will skip work
because she has lectures

and you will stay with him until noon.

- When I come back from lectures.
- I will not make it without a car.

You will take a taxi.
I come back from lectures,

and I stay with Piotruś till four p.m.,
when you and Kasia come back for dinner.

Then Kasia has classes till eight p.m.

and in the evening we can have some time off.

I don't think this is an appropriate
expression given the circumstances.

I don't quite see what you mean.
Now time for Tuesday.

- When do you start your classes?
- At eight but I can get rolls first thing in the morning.

But you don't have to,
it is quite unnecessary.

You are right, she will be
falling asleep during her lectures,

maybe you can get the rolls in the morning.

- Maybe I should quit work completely?
- Actually, we would all profit from that.

Tuesday then.

Excuse me!

Excuse me, in which direction are you going?

The opposite one.

And you? I am so sorry but can we share the taxi?

I need to get home to replace my servant.

If you can afford a servant buy yourself a Mercedes.

- How dare you?
- or a Volvo. Or a helicopter.

I am awfully sorry but I could not get a taxi.

You can take it, I have already paid.

No problem, thank you.

Kasia, where are you going?

Piotruś, go and play some on your own.

Next time watch out and come on time.

I have already lost my job twice
for coming back late from my time off.

All these ladies are the same,

they think that for 20 thousand monthly
we become their private property.

I am warning you, make sure you don't come late.

Do you seriously think I am a servant?

And what else? A countess?

There is nothing to be ashamed off.
Job like any other.

Piotruś.

Yes?
Hello, Marek.

When? Thursday
At what time?

Give me a second, I need to
check our schedule. What?

We have introduced a minor improvement.

Wait, I'll be with you in a second.

How are you doing?

Kasia, a friend of mine has just called,
He celebrates his birthday on Thursday

and he would like me to come with my wife.

But as I see you have classes
on Thursday afternoon.

I do, from 6 to 8 p.m.

Well, you should not skip your classes.

- I will have to go on my own.
- What?

- There is no reason why Kasia...
- on the contrary, there is a reason.

- What reason?
- She works here.

Does she?

- Let's go to Harenda club and have some beer.
- I am broke.

It's your lucky day; I can buy you a beer.

Will you join us, ladies?

Well, I have just received money from home,
I can afford a beer.

- Kaśka, will you join us?
- No, I have to go back home.

Well, we can buy beer and go to your place.

I have to go back home and then leave,
it's impossible.

You always weasel out, why don't you confess
that you live with a jealous lover?

Good afternoon, Professor!

Oh yes, tomatoes, I have bought cucumbers,

and soup vegetables,
and my wife will be back at three.

Listen, what is going to happen
if his wife is back earlier?

They promised to deliver
the conveyor within a month,

at the latest early next year.

I see, when his wife leaves,
you share tomato salad.

- I don't quite follow.
- He spoke to you, after all.

- He probably took me for somebody else.
- Stop pretending.

Look, this is the young Solska.

Which one?

The one who escaped from her own wedding.
We did write to you about it.

You know, I have seen here
more handsome men.

But it's not true.

Well, if you fancy him.

You are much more cunning than you seem to be.

- Nice girl.
- She has no common sense.

We were talking about the building materials.

- A small time crook.
- Kaśka, what are you doing?

I went to the district office, they say that
with the project of a drying room

I should have no problems,
only with the materials.

Wiśniewski said I could have
cement and bricks for the spring.

But he wasn't sure about the lime.

We can get concrete blocks instead.

- Should I take them?
- Take, take.

Concrete blocks...

Dad, I will take you to the station, it's time,

and later I will try to give her back the handbag.

Don't you think of her,
her own parents disinherited her,

after what she had done.

Krysia, I would like to check
the schedule for the next week.

Please, take it, professor, it is there.

- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.

I need some information from you.

How can I help you?

I need the address of a student of this department.

Katarzyna Solska
Department of Pedagogy.

We don't provide strangers with students' addresses.

It is a very important matter,

she lost her handbag with her ID, student's book,
and keys to her apartment.

Keys to her apartment?
It really is important.

I think in this situation,
it would be appropriate...

- Katarzyna Solska?
- Yes...

Let me see, it is the fourteenth, Tuesday...

14.15 Saski Park.

I don't quite understand...

She is now in Saski Park,

but she will be there only
for a quarter of an hour, until 2:30 p.m.

Thank you very much.

Take it!

I came, so to say, by car,
I will take Piotruś home,

in the afternoon we need
to leave with my husband.

- Please, come back as soon as possible.
- I will, Piotruś is there.

- Piotruś!
- Thank you.

- You spoiled brat!
- I won't let you catch me!

Thank you so much, I thought
no one would stop, I am in such a hurry.

- Where to?
- The university, it's a very important matter.

If he loves you, he can wait.

That's not the point,
it really is a very important matter.

What's happened?

I have lost my handbag
with my documents and keys.

- Are you from Warsaw?
- Yes, I mean, no.

I study and live in Warsaw now,
Why do you...

Don't worry,
everything will be all right.

It's easy for you to say.

My God, what is going on?
Why do we stop?

A traffic jam, I can't help it.

Bad luck.

Maybe I should get off?

How? You can see for yourself
what is going on here.

Whoever finds your handbag will get
your address from your ID and bring it to you.

And if he is a thief?

What will a thief do with your ID?

There is no address there, I am not registered here.

Well, and I was going to look for you in some Grabowo.

To Grabowo?
Why to Grabowo?

Because according to your ID you are registered there,
I didn't see any other address.

But how do you? Who are you?

Please, don't be upset,
calm down and stop crying.

- I found your handbag.
- But how did you find me?

Actually, nobody knows where you live,

but in the office they knew that
at this time of day you take a walk

in Saski Park.
Isn't it strange?

Well, at last.

Where shall we go now?
I hope you will buy me a cup of coffee.

You know I am very grateful
and sorry for the trouble,

but, you know, I have to go home,
they will worry about me and...

- I see, where do you want to go?
- Stawki Street.

- Where is she?
- Calm down, we still have an hour.

She is probably looking
for the keys and her handbag.

She is looking! We will lose
everything we have because of this girl.

Nothing has been lost so far.

But it may, my jewellery, furs, everything.

I have told you already that someone found the keys,
he was asking for her in the office.

So why didn't you take them?

The secretary would learn
that she lives with us.

Well, you hide it because you have,
so to say, your reasons.

Thank you very much, until next time.

So when can I see you?

What for? I don't have the time.

You have just said "until next time".
So where and when?

But I really can't, goodbye.

- The keys!
- What is going on?

Where are the keys? You lost them
and now we will be robbed.

- Someone found the handbag and gave it back.
- Having copied the keys first, I am sure.

But...

- Are we not going?
- We are leaving.

Tomorrow in the morning we will
replace all the locks at your expense.

We will be back late.

You would not come to me,
I had to come to you.

How did you?
Why?

You know what a reward is?
You owe me at least a cup of coffee.

But I don't know you.

Paweł Zawada,
call me Paweł.

We are not really
on the first name basis, sir.

I have just come to attend to the matter.
May I come in?

Well, it is rather late,
but, do come in...

We can go to the kitchen,
I was just reading.

I like staying in the kitchen very much.

- Will I get a cup of coffee?
- Well, yes, please.

Water has just boiled.

But I don't know anything about you, sir.

My name is Paweł.

Stop calling me "sir" or
you will have to pay a forfeit.

Speaking of me. I graduated from
Warsaw University of Agriculture two years ago,

and I won a scholarship in the Netherlands.

I have recently come back.

Do you visit Grabowo often?

You see, I have a lot of classes,
I spend my time mostly in libraries.

I simply can't go there too often,

so I do it rarely, actually almost never.

- You must miss your home, don't you?
- I do.

- Where do you live?
- I rent a small apartment but it is only temporary.

- And then?
- Then I am going to become...

a businessman.

- And what will you produce?
- I am still thinking about it.

First I need to buy the equipment,
get the building ready.

Does it mean that
you are building something?

- Just the finishing touches.
- Here in Warsaw?

- No. Have you got a cork-screw?
- I do.

Here you are.
But I don't drink alcohol.

- Even on such an occasion?
- What occasion?

I did find your handbag.

Well, you did, but this is not my apartment.

You are not allowed to have visitors?

I don't know, I have never...

- Haven't I told you that alcohol is harmful?
- You bring bad luck or what?

What I am to do with it?
Maybe salt will help?

It has to be washed immediately,
go to the bathroom or you better,

give me your pants,
and I will do it.

- Kasia.
- What are you doing here?

Who is it,
what is going on here?

This is the gentleman
who found Kasia's handbag.

And you take it so easy? This is unacceptable!

It's a conspiracy!

First you seduce my husband,

and now you invite your lovers,

but I will not have it!

May I introduce myself and explain everything?

Who do you think you are? Marian, do something.
He isn't wearing any trousers.

Where are your trousers?

Here, he spilled some wine
and I was just washing them.

Shut up, will you?

You are a wanton and immoral person

and you can't stay here
for one moment longer.

And now please leave this apartment
at once with your lover.

- I don't want it, let Kasia stay.
- Calm down!

- Will you let me say something?
- You have nothing to say here!

Marian, do something or I will go mad,

and she is almost naked in the presence of a child.

I am not almost naked,
I am wearing a dressing gown,

how is it possible that
you have only sex on your mind.

You better don't say another word,

I know all too well
what I can expect from you.

- I knew from the very beginning but...
- Stop it.

I think you have overstayed your welcome.

I believe I have.

I am very sorry.

Goodbye.

Good night.

Let's go to sleep then.

You want to go to sleep?
What about our child?

I will not let such a person...

Well, please, put Piotruś to bed.
We shall talk about it tomorrow.

She has to leave this house tomorrow in the morning.
That's the end of the story!

Not a word more.

Come in.

Goodbye, I want to go before Piotruś wakes up.

- Do you really want to leave?
- Very much so. Goodbye.

- I am leaving the keys in the lobby.
- But what will happen...

What shall we do with Piotruś?

We will send him with his grandmother to Cracow
for two weeks and he will forget.

I hope you know what you are doing.

- What shall we have for breakfast?
- Take what you want from the fridge.

And what are you going to do now?
Where will you live?

This is all because of you.
Why did you follow me?

I have my reasons.

What reasons?
What are you thinking about?

My idea is very good so stop crying.

I have already told you,
I rent a small apartment so you can...

What is it meant to be? You think I am going to fall
for you because you have a place of your own?

I think it is a good solution.

It is not, leave me alone!

Do you also have only sex
on your mind like Mrs Wolańska?

I am offering you a place to stay
and I guarantee your inviolability.

I don't want it.

Stop behaving like a child.

Get in and we're going to my place.

I think it's better than
sleeping on the floor in a dorm,

and you already have my guarantee.

Please, come in.

Come in, come in.

This will be your bed,
I will just change the sheets.

And you?
- I have a foldable bed here.

- Do you have classes today?
- I do. With Wolański.

And I have to arrange a place in a dorm.

You don't have to worry about it at the moment,
unpack and make yourself at home.

- When do your classes end?
- About two p.m.

I am afraid I will not make it to pick you up.

Here are the keys.

Just don't invite any lovers!

I won't.

- What questions is he going to ask?
- I don't know.

You do not know? Come on,
help your less fortunate colleagues,

who don't have such friends in high places.

Miss Katarzyna Solska,
I have asked you a question.

- Excuse me, I did not hear you.
- What a pity.

I will repeat it then.

Would you be so kind as to present to us
the views of Herbert Spencer

on the educational system in 19th century England?

I am afraid I did not have
the time to read about them.

You are not prepared, you mean.

I did not have the time to prepare,
I have problems with my living quarters.

Everyone has problems but
if we are ready to compromise,

we should be able to
reach an agreement as I believe.

You know very well, Professor, that there are
people with whom one can't reach a compromise.

Couldn't you try once more?

I will do everything I can.

I don't think it's possible.

As a future educator
you should understand,

that such sudden changes
have a great negative influence

on the upbringing and
development of children.

Small children especially,
you see.

I am sorry,
excuse me.

Well, well, I knew you were extraordinary,

but this surpasses my wildest dreams.

- I think I am going to propose.
- I think you should eat something first.

And as far as a proposal is concerned,
I do not intend to get married at the moment.

- Why?
- I intend to learn, to get to know the world.

- Does one exclude the other?
- I guess it does.

Wash your hands and we can eat.

To thank you for the lunch,
I am inviting you to the Victoria hotel,

I have an appointment there.

But I have to look for job and an apartment.

Well, you don't have to worry
about it at the moment.

Are you asleep?

I am not and you?

Neither.

Are you falling asleep?

I am not, and you?

Neither.

It is stuffy here, don't you think?

I think it is quite hot. And you?

I think so too.

- I can't sleep.
- I can't sleep.

Piotruś, I will prepare
your porridge in a minute.

But now go to the bathroom
or you will wet the bed.

It has been over twenty-five years
since I last wetted my bed

and my name is Paweł.

Instead of porridge I would
prefer scrambled eggs.

Well, you are quite demanding.

The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
I am inviting you to visit my estates.

Well, but I have to arrange the dorm.

You have already said that.
We're going on Saturday.

And what happened next?

I had to leave home.
Anyway, I did not love him at all.

And do you love me?

- I do.
- Would you marry me?

You are different.

But my dad would probably kill me if I did.

Maybe things will work out right.

I have a headache.

Try to take a nap.

What is going on?

- How is your headache?
- Better.

Where are we?

This is my estate, my home, my equipment.

- So you are...
- a farmer.

I did tell you I had graduated
from Warsaw Academy of Agriculture.

In a week we will move in here
and in two weeks is our wedding.

- It's impossible, you know nothing about me.
- Quite on the contrary.

You live in Grabowo,
Ten kilometres away from here,

you ran away from your own wedding
and you father doesn't want to know you now.

When my parents told me about you,

I wanted to get to know you at once.

So you knew it all already?
You lied to me, it was a deceit.

No, nothing would have happened
if you hadn't lost your handbag.

Come, meet my parents.

You are mean.
It was an ambush.

- You said you loved me.
- Let me go, you have no right.

I do and don't try any tricks
or I will tell your parents

about everything that happened in Warsaw,

so far they only know that
I met you at the university.

- Well, thank you.
- I have always liked obedient women.

- I thought you preferred intelligent ones.
- As well.

You have no other choice but to marry me.

Mom, dad, I would like
to introduce you to my fiancée.

Mom, dad, I would like
to introduce you to my fiancé.

You say he is your fiancé.
I have known one already.

- He wasn't my fiancé.
- And whose was he?

Yours, dad.

Dear sir, you better listen,
this girl doesn't have a clue as to what she wants.

I have to avoid my own village
because everybody keeps laughing at me.

Dad.

Zenuś, let her go, she has grown wise.

Shut up, women,
it's my turn to talk now.

And now you listen,
she may have grown wise,

but I won't believe it until I see it.

I have already been to one of her weddings,

God forbid, I start to shake when I think about it.

- Zenuś, control yourself.
- Shut up!

I am not that ready to hit,
unless it is deservedly.

So I will give you my daughter
but only today.

What do you mean today?

Right now, right away,
first a registry and then the church,

if he can arrange it, let him take her.

We still have the veil, this is the most important,
and there is some vodka as well.

So what do you think?

If we talk to Malicki from the registry,
he should arrange it quickly.

But the church? Without banns?

If we pay a little more, they will be
ready to overlook the banns.

So are you taking her or not?
If not, I am taking her home and

I will give her a thrashing...
- You don't have to finish.

I am taking her.

You see, mother, it's arranged.

Does it mean that Kasia will be married now.
And what about the guests, the family?

They drunk at her wedding once
and it's enough.

Mother, bless your daughter and your son-in-law.

Oh, my dear daughter,
you will not be a maid for long,

You have to get married now,
you will not be a maid for long.

And that is just right,
Kneel down here.

- But I want to study.
- Extramural.

- And I want to see the world.
- You will when we come into our own money.

- We will go to the Netherlands.
- But I want my home to be...

I know what it should be like
and it will be just like that.

And now on your knees
and don't try to protest.

I also support equal rights
but a woman should obey her husband.

He will set her right.

My own blood.

Bless them, mother.

My daughter.

Paweł, what are you doing?

I think we should rather go to our house.

They will deal with it best on their own.

Oh yes, he knows how to handle her.

In an hour or two she will be
fully convinced to the marriage.

- But how can it be, Zenuś.
- Shut up, mother.

When I say, I say,
and when I say it means that I know.

Let's go.