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Well, sir, I'm leaving now.
I won't bother you again.
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Thank you for everything.
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I'd say that if you want,
you can leave your things in the bedroom.
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I don't understand, sir. Why?
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I've been thinking more about the matter,
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and I think there are
lots of things to do in this house.
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Groceries, cooking, clothes, and so on...
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It's not that I can't do it by myself,
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I just don't have time to do it all.
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So are you hiring me?
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Yes, girl.
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What? OK, OK,
it's not that big of a deal.
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Do me a favor.
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Go to the butcher's and buy a whole loin
to prepare breaded cutlet.
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Yes, sir. Right away.
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Thank you so much, sir.
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Boludo.
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Pelotudo.
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Boludo and pelotudo
are two key words
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if you ever go to Buenos Aires.
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They are insults.
"Boludo" is softer and friendlier,
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you can say it without being offensive,
even affectionate.
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For example, to a friend, you can say
"che, boludo" as a greeting.
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Boludo literally means
you have big balls. Bo-lu-do.
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Then, there is pelotudo,
another insult, but this one is heavier.
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It also means
you have big and heavy balls,
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but it's clearly much more
aggressive than boludo.
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The sound alone
is more aggressive: pe-lo-tu-do.
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Manuel is a great puteador.
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The insults in his mouth are multiplied
a hundredfold in power and grace.
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He fires them with the precision
of a well-oiled machine gun.
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Boludo!
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Pelotudo!
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NOTHING
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Nada.
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Episode three:
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The truth of the breaded cutlet.
La verdad de la milanesa.
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Revealing with
moral superiority an unappealable truth
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that until now
was kept hidden from others.
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For breaded cutlets,
always use loin.
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If the butcher offers you shoulder,
he's underestimating you.
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And if he offers you sirloin,
he's a snob.
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Rump steak, never. It's too dry.
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Round is always a good choice.
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In my case, at this point in my life,
I won't take less than loin.
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Is it a waste? Perhaps.
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Is it an act of ostentation?
I don't care.
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Well, it's all yours. Clean it.
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Now, a longitudinal cut.
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So we can have quite large steaks.
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So you are good at handling knives.
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You picked it up in prison?
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No, sir.
What are you saying?
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The thing is, my first job
was at a meat packer in Concepci�n.
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Here, just follow Celsa's recipe.
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Keep it always at hand.
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Add to the mixture
one level tablespoon of mustard.
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It's got to be Dijon,
which is Mr. Manuel's favorite.
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After that, salt
and freshly ground black pepper.
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Bear in mind: Do not add
chopped parsley and garlic to the eggs.
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We add and mix them with the breadcrumbs.
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Pardon me, sir, but it seems
that there's a mistake in the annotation.
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It says that the parsley and garlic
go with the breadcrumbs,
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-but don't they go in the mix?
-No, no, no.
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No, everyone puts them in the mix,
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but Celsa redefined 200 years
of breaded cutlet history
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by adding the parsley and garlic
to the breadcrumbs.
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Alright!
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Tell me, why did you leave
the meat packer?
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I didn't leave. I was fired.
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When I got pregnant with my girl,
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they fired me
the moment they noticed my belly.
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So I went back to Guarambar�.
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Alright.
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No, no, no!
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I see you have the egg-bread
Argentinian impulse.
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The key to a good breaded cutlet
is bread-egg-bread.
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The first time in the bread
will remove the moisture.
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Next, dip it in the mixture.
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After that, one more time in the bread,
so we get a nice golden brown.
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Yes?
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Oh, yes, dear! I'll be there in a second.
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It's Ignacio. He went to retrieve the car.
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The perks of having a lawyer friend.
I'll be right back.
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Finish the breaded cutlet
and make some mashed potatoes.
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Yes, sir. I'll start the oven.
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Don't even think about it.
I want them fried!
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Hm.
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The breaded cutlet...
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is very good.
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Perfect.
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The potatoes could have more butter
and a bit more nutmeg,
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but it's really good! Very nice!
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Artichokes:Buy them
in the second half of October,
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when they are the best.
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After the first week of November,
stop buying them until the next year.
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Kitchen utensils:
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The master prefers to clean
the stainless steel utensils
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with a cloth soaked in alcohol vinegar.
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Bronze ones, preferably using toothpaste
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to give them a perfect polish.
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Wooden ones, always with olive oil.
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Beware:Never use abrasive liquids
on aluminum utensils
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like vinegar or ammonia
because they leave stains.
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Are you famous or something?
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Are you the food critic?
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Yes, sir. Among other things.
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I always thought that being a critic
must be a great job.
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You eat for free at the best restaurants.
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If in the end, you didn't like the food,
you just ate for free...
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Yeah, but it's not exactly like that.
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Twenty or thirty years ago,
a bad meal wasn't a big deal,
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but now I have a finite number of meals
ahead of me.
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Each one I don't enjoy takes the place
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of one that could have been incredible!
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I hadn't thought about it that way.
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This model you want to sell,
is it an '83 or '84?
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-1982.
-What a shame!
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It's such a fine line. This model
is too old to be sold as a used car,
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but too new
to be sold as a collector's item.
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It's wicked, but we'll see.
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On top of that,
this intense egg-yolk yellow, good grief.
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-What's wrong with the color?
-It's controversial.
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The ones that sell the most are gray,
blue, even the black ones, but this one...
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I chose this color myself.
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There is no disputing about taste.
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There absolutely is disputing about taste.
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That is my whole career.
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Hm.
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-May I?
-Of course.
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-Is this the original upholstery?
-Yes, of course.
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One can tell.
This mummy stench won't ever go away.
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It's the carpets that picked up the smell.
You just change them and it's gone.
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One problem with these models
is the transmission.
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They always break.
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Did you ever have problems?
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What do I know? I don't remember.
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Has the mileage been tweaked?
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It says 62,000.
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Is this real?
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Of course it's real.
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This car has not been used a lot.
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Barely 1,000 kilometers a year.
That's nothing.
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It has never even left the city proper.
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But this is actually a disadvantage.
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These cars, when you don't use them...
they fall apart.
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The gaskets, the seals dry up,
the pistons get rusted.
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-How much do you want for it?
-25,000.
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-Dollars?
-No, rupees.
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You can't ask that much. It's crazy.
This model is not worth all that.
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I can pay you 15,000 at most.
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No, 25.
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Just because it's you,
I could offer 17,000.
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Twenty-five.
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You're too stubborn.
To be honest...
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At a loss, 18. Nothing more.
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Don't bother bargaining.
This car is no longer for sale.
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-Why?
-I'm not going to sell it for 17,
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or 18, 19, 20,
neither for 30 nor 50 grand.
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Not to you.
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Don't get upset.
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Remember what I told you about the meals?
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Well, it's the same for me with people.
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That's why I get so fucking angry
that I've lost 30 minutes with you.
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That's how it is?
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How is it my fault
if you have a shitty car for sale?
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You think it's a collector's item,
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but it's just an old car. Period.
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The truth is you've wasted my time too,
you jerk!
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Fuck you.
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How was it?
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Awful.
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Because I was thinking...
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remember that you told me
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I couldn't work here if I couldn't drive?
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I thought that maybe
I could practice a little
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and then get my license,
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so I can take you everywhere,
just like Celsa did.
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But can you get a license?
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What is your legal situation?
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I have an unstable residency certificate,
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while I wait for
the temporary residence document.
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But I've done some research,
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and with this certificate,
I can get my license.
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Alright.
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You'll see that I'm a fast learner!
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And I'll be the best driver.
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And you'll want me to take you everywhere!
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Alright. I admire your drive,
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but let's take it slow.
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Let's do this. I'll ask Grace
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if she can give you a couple of lessons.
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If she does not object,
I won't either.
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Try now.
Let's see if you can park well.
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Use the mirrors to look behind.
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The mirrors, yes, of course.
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How have you been handling Manuel?
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You can tell me the truth.
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Very well!
I've been learning a lot, really!
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Does he treat you well?
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Are you OK with being his driver?
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Yes, it was my idea!
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Anything new that I can learn
will always make me happy!
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Well, I ask you because I'm his friend,
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but I was also his partner for a while.
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So I know the exact magnitude of
how annoying this old man can be.
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No. He is nice. Very nice!
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He is nice. I have no doubts.
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But he can get on your nerves.
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Just take it easy... and you'll be fine.
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If anything happens, you can tell me, OK?
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Yes, ma'am.
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A bit better.
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You did a lot of maneuvers,
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but they must be three.
Let's try again.
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Do not go straight?
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Yes. But don't ask. State it.
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-Do not go straight.
-Yes.
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Roundabout.
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Very good.
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Split road.
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Very good.
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No pedestrians.
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No. Wrong.
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No humans allowed to exist.
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But I read...
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No, girl.
How I wish for such a sign to exist,
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but no... I was just joking.
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You were correct.
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You're going to do great tomorrow!
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I don't know. I'm very nervous.
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Don't worry, damn it!
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CODE OF TRAFFIC REGULATIONS
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One, two, three, four, five.
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The five central ribs.
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The rest is to be used to make soup.
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The fat goes on the griddle.
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We place the strip on the very hot grill.
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It grills...
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on both sides.
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Add a speck of salt.
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We press it.
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We add a generous tablespoon of butter.
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We rub a bread slice on the griddle
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to lift us up from what just happened.
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We add some chimichurri.
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Flanken-cut short ribs, ready.
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Time to eat!
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So?
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I passed!
252
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,837
Yes, goddamn it!
253
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,130
I expected nothing less!
254
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:49,383
Yes, I'm happy because it's
the first thing I've done well
255
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,218
since I've arrived in Buenos Aires.
256
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,179
I want to thank you, sir.
257
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,597
No need to.
258
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,808
This deserves a celebration!
259
00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:01,395
Let's have dinner tonight
at a beautiful place.
260
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:02,479
And you'll drive.
261
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,607
What would you like to eat?
262
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,069
A hot dog!
263
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,154
A hot dog?
264
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,323
Sure, why not?
265
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,825
A hot dog!
266
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:19,121
I'll take you to eat the best hot dog
in all of Buenos Aires!
267
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,207
Good evening, Manuel,
how are you?
268
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,667
How are you, dear?
269
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,878
Can I get two, my way?
270
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:26,962
On it.
271
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,047
You'll see.
272
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,350
Tomorrow, when you prepare my meds,
273
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,353
add a trimebutine pill
274
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:46,607
because this is really good,
but it's poison.
275
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,817
Just in case, you take one too.
276
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,402
Yes, sir.
277
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,032
This is perfect, Julito!
The bread is great!
278
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,825
Thank you, dear!
279
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,829
Do you know the whole city, sir?
280
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,831
You have a lot of friends.
281
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,209
More than enough for eight handles.
282
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,044
Eight what?
283
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,587
Coffin handles!
284
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,048
It's what my grandma always says.
285
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,426
One needs to have
at least eight true friends
286
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,055
so when you die, you have eight people
to hold the eight coffin handles.
287
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:21,517
Holy shit, what a pragmatic grandma!
288
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,353
I offer to hold one handle for you.
289
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,437
Seven left!
290
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,981
Thanks, but I'll pass.
291
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,985
You won't have that pleasure...
I'll just be cremated.
292
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,875
Those hot dogs are great.
293
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:51,046
But next time, I want to take you out
for a real dinner.
294
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,466
On Thursday,
I'm having dinner with the club.
295
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:59,805
This time, we must all bring a guest
under 30 years old.
296
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,932
It sounds a bit ridiculous, but, oh well.
297
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,058
Will you come?
298
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:08,397
The thing is, sir, on Thursday
is my cousin's birthday,
299
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,567
and I wanted to go see her, if that's OK.
300
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,861
No, no problem. Don't worry!
301
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,530
You're not missing out on anything.
302
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:20,534
We're just five old decadent folks
303
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,078
always talking about the same things.
304
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:44,224
JUSTICE FOR ALE
305
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,418
Hey there.
306
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:13,712
Do you remember me?
307
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,839
No, I'm sorry.
308
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:19,760
I'm the waitress who served you
the other day in Porchester.
309
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,428
Oh! The one from the happy cows.
310
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:22,971
Exactly.
311
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,765
I'm in a bit of a rush, I'm sorry.
312
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,391
They fired me, you know?
313
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,435
-Are you kidding me?
-No.
314
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,312
The owner read your review
315
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,357
and said it was my fault,
that I didn't do my job.
316
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,735
Well, tell him to call me and I'll explain
317
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,238
that you served us really well,
318
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,866
and that my review
was only directed to the shitty food
319
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,493
they serve in that place.
320
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,745
No need to.
I was going to leave anyway.
321
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:50,165
The place had bad vibes.
They treated us badly, the pay was low.
322
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,502
But, oh well, since I've bumped into you,
323
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,671
you know so many people in the business,
324
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,090
maybe you could
write a recommendation,
325
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,550
or if someone is looking for a waitress...
326
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,636
Sure! I'll do that! Great.
327
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,972
Ok, thank you. Wait! Don't go!
328
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:08,350
I'm doing a dreamcatcher workshop at home.
329
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,768
It's very beautiful and...
330
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,854
Here's my phone. My name is Paloma.
331
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,565
Great. Perfect.
If I know anything, I'll call you.
332
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,610
-Thank you.
-I'm sorry, but how old are you?
333
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,904
I'm 28, why?
334
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:25,492
First of all, welcome
to the bimonthly meeting
335
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:27,703
of the Epicurean Circle.
336
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,579
For those of you who don't know,
337
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:33,292
the club only has five members.
338
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,627
Mr. Manuel Tamayo Prats,
339
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,171
Mr. Ignacio Virasoro,
340
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,382
Mrs. Grace Figueroa,
341
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,551
Mr. Carlos Martineli,
342
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,762
and me, Fern�n Montaigne.
343
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:50,100
To break the monotony
and open things up a bit,
344
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:55,272
we created assignments
for each of our meetings.
345
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,735
For today, we agreed on bringing a guest
346
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:04,573
whose age was 30 or younger.
347
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:10,412
So, I'll ask the members
to introduce their guests, please.
348
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:13,623
This is Felix, he is 20 years old.
349
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:17,377
He's my youngest, and studies Sociology
at the University of Buenos Aires.
350
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,379
Hello, nice to meet you.
351
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:24,301
This is Pedro, he's 30 years old,
and he is a flight attendant.
352
00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:25,385
Hello. How are you?
353
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,180
Emilio, my partner, architect.
354
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:30,015
No, no! Stop! Excuse me.
355
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:32,851
Grace, what's your connection
to the boy?
356
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,603
He's a friend.
357
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:35,687
You don't say.
358
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:40,275
And her? Who is she?
I think I know her from somewhere.
359
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,195
-This is Pamela.
-Paloma.
360
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:46,073
Paloma, yes, she's 28 years old.
361
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:49,493
She's an expert in cows,
362
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,913
and is also a waitress,
I mean, she was a waitress.
363
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,164
I remember now.
364
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,958
The girl from the happy cows.
365
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,043
-Sure.
-Yes.
366
00:22:58,126 --> 00:23:02,255
Now she does workshops of...
what now?
367
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:06,760
They are dreamcatcher crafting
workshops,
368
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:10,097
and a little bit about the balance
369
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,599
of the dream world.
370
00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:13,683
That.
371
00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:17,396
Well, this is Juan, my nephew.
372
00:23:17,687 --> 00:23:18,855
Hello, how are you?
373
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:21,441
I think Juan was my nephew too
at some point.
374
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:26,988
-That's mean.
-It's just a joke.
375
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,492
Well, I'll explain
for those who don't know.
376
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,827
It's very simple.
377
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:35,288
You eat. And at the end,
you criticize it.
378
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,417
But any comment or analysis
379
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,712
is strictly forbidden during the meal.
380
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,881
Hmm? Only at the end.
381
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,300
Well, this is the menu
382
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:49,761
that the directives have approved
for the night.
383
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:55,267
Entries: beetroots with salt,
Indian granola, and coriander.
384
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,155
First course: foie p�t�.
385
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,114
Thank you.
386
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:11,450
Andean potatoes and lavender jelly.
387
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,206
Second course:
388
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,209
Quebracho wagyu flank steak,
389
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,379
mushrooms, and chimichurri topping.
390
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:28,884
Dessert: white chocolate cream,
San Juan black olives,
391
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:32,304
and pears with chamomile syrup.
392
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:43,231
Well, I would like to thank you all
for the invitation and congratulate you
393
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,525
because... actually, meetings like this
394
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:50,322
are the ideal countercultural exercises
to generate political awareness.
395
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,449
Excuse me?
396
00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:56,203
I'm saying that by inviting the youth,
opening for the collective,
397
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:58,371
you are fighting against the individualism
398
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,081
typical of neoliberal hegemony.
399
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,333
So, cheers!
400
00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:02,626
Cheers!
401
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,461
Cheers to new friends.
402
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:07,547
My dear, can you explain,
403
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:11,551
what would this neoliberal hegemony
be exactly?
404
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:12,636
Manuel!
405
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,430
Why? I want to hear him.
406
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,807
I'm interested. Tell me, boy.
407
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:20,602
Yes, sure! Well, the neoliberal hegemony
408
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,854
is the articulation of concentrated powers
409
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:27,526
in favor of ferocious individualism.
Privatist, meritocratic, right?
410
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,569
To the detriment of the present state.
411
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,196
Oof.
412
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,324
And we fight
this discursive capitalist model
413
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:37,202
with a new social contract.
414
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:39,704
Yeah.
-Let's say, a collective dream,
415
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,958
where solidarity comes first,
and equality of opportunities
416
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,710
act as new ethical-social horizons.
417
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,466
Stop it, Manuel.
418
00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:52,842
Is he mocking me?
419
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,095
No, no. Don't worry about him.
420
00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:59,391
He is 20 years old, don't be maladroit.
421
00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:01,393
And what about it?
422
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,354
Antonia, the girl working
at my house now,
423
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:06,523
is the same age and she's brilliant.
424
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:10,318
Manuel, please,
I think you've drunk a little too much!
425
00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:12,404
You're talking bullshit!
426
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:14,239
No, Dad, it's ok. I will...
427
00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:17,659
No, pardon me. I won't let
this old snob trash-talk you.
428
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:21,913
What you like is to watch from above
and vomit your truths
429
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:24,916
over a boy who doesn't
have the capacity to respond.
430
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:29,129
Who do you think you are
with that moral superiority?
431
00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:31,715
Your decadent character
was fun for a while,
432
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,258
but have crossed the line.
433
00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:34,467
Could you stop it?
434
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,720
You're the one
making your son look stupid!
435
00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:38,263
Jumping ahead to defend him.
436
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:41,933
He has every right to be
a bit dumb, like we all were.
437
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:45,020
-It's normal.
-Stop being so condescending!
438
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:48,565
You want to look good,
but you're a secondhand dandy!
439
00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:49,858
Phony bastard!
440
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,403
If you'll excuse me, I'll be leaving.
441
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:56,239
Manuel.
-I prefer not to share the table
442
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:57,490
with this ape.
443
00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,201
So, good night to everyone.
444
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,620
And, boy,
445
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:04,372
try not to repeat so much bullshit.
446
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,167
At least try to come up
with your own bullshit.
447
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:09,377
I say that with affection.
448
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:13,173
Well, enough preaching.
Where are the pears?
449
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,345
And you...
go to la concha de la lora!
450
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,347
Manuel.
451
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,226
La concha de la lora.
452
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,436
Hm, bye.
453
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,939
Another great insult.
454
00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:34,069
The literal translation would be
"the parrot's vagina,"
455
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,905
but the translation is useless.
456
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:40,992
It doesn't have the poetry or the power of
"la concha de la lora."
457
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,705
A variant of the same insult,
also very used,
458
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,749
is "la concha de tu madre."
459
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:50,502
That is to say,
"your mother's vagina."
460
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:54,255
This one is a little more aggressive,
and more transcendent,
461
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:57,634
since it refers
to the origin of the human being.
462
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:01,888
PALOMA :
Manuel!
463
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,809
VINCENT: Anyway,
I like better "la concha de la lora."
464
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,644
It's pure poetry.
465
00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:10,105
I could never use it myself in public,
466
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,482
but in Manuel's mouth, it's music.
467
00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:13,775
A tango.
468
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:15,985
La concha...
469
00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:19,155
de la lora.
470
00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:21,741
Wait!
471
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,744
I'm sorry about putting you through that.
472
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:26,371
No, are you kidding me?
473
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:28,623
You were incredible!
474
00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:30,166
I loved it.
475
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:31,751
Seriously.
476
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,422
What are you doing now?
477
00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:37,006
I have no idea.
478
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:40,343
Do you want to come to my place?
479
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,054
I mean, not my place, it's rented,
480
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,557
but the guys are having a party.
481
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,518
There are DJs, music, drinks...
everything.
482
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,314
Are you coming?
483
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,650
-Let's go.
-Really?
484
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,068
-Yes.
-My bike's there.
485
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,371
Let's go.
486
00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,123
There you go.
487
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,169
-Hold on tight!
-Yes, yes.
488
00:29:17,169 --> 00:29:21,169
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