1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,337 Oh, I can't chat them up cos I might kill them! 2 00:00:03,361 --> 00:00:05,201 Have you ever even been with a woman? 3 00:00:05,321 --> 00:00:08,841 Virginity is like a flower. You don't just pluck it for anyone. 4 00:00:08,961 --> 00:00:10,321 Tom: It's all just a story. 5 00:00:10,441 --> 00:00:12,921 Annie: And what about the old ones? Is that just a story too? 6 00:00:13,041 --> 00:00:14,321 What happens when they get here? 7 00:00:14,361 --> 00:00:15,761 Let 'em come. We can take 'em. 8 00:00:15,881 --> 00:00:17,721 Kill the baby. 9 00:00:17,841 --> 00:00:20,641 Regus: The Nemesis has a burnt arm. 10 00:00:20,761 --> 00:00:21,801 Annie: What and that's it? 11 00:00:21,841 --> 00:00:24,081 Regus: If you see a scary man with a burnt arm, run away! 12 00:00:24,121 --> 00:00:29,561 Cctv of the alley shows the arrest and the, um, fight. 13 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:32,521 Why run about kicking imaginary enemies unless you're plastered? 14 00:00:32,641 --> 00:00:34,321 He's the only one in the alley. 15 00:00:34,441 --> 00:00:36,321 Hope you'll give me a call. 16 00:00:36,441 --> 00:00:38,521 I'm a friend when you need one. 17 00:00:38,641 --> 00:00:43,081 There are good vampires out there, and I hope, one day, you realise that. 18 00:00:43,201 --> 00:00:47,881 Thomas... you're about to become very, very famous. 19 00:00:53,681 --> 00:00:58,441 ♪ I've got monsters... ♪ 20 00:01:02,641 --> 00:01:06,601 ♪ ...How about you? 21 00:01:10,201 --> 00:01:15,561 ♪ Was born a monster 22 00:01:18,321 --> 00:01:24,401 ♪ do you have your monsters too? 23 00:01:29,601 --> 00:01:36,281 ♪ Now everybody else in here 24 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:43,921 ♪ what has become of you? 25 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:48,081 ♪ I've got monsters... ♪ 26 00:01:48,201 --> 00:01:56,081 ♪ ...How about you? ♪ 27 00:02:14,481 --> 00:02:15,641 What do you think? 28 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,681 I've organised the eggs in order of size. 29 00:02:18,801 --> 00:02:20,161 Smallest to largest. 30 00:02:20,281 --> 00:02:21,921 And I've disinfected the cutlery. 31 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:24,721 I've sealed the pans with olive oil 32 00:02:24,841 --> 00:02:27,561 and made sure all of the chairs are stable with the same length legs. 33 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,161 - Right, brilliant. - So, what next? 34 00:02:32,801 --> 00:02:34,121 Organise the sugar sachets? 35 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,881 Demerara, white, sweetener. 36 00:02:37,921 --> 00:02:38,921 The smoke alarms? 37 00:02:38,961 --> 00:02:40,281 Oh, come on, you have met me. 38 00:02:40,401 --> 00:02:42,441 - Ain't you bored of this? - How could I get bored?! 39 00:02:42,521 --> 00:02:46,761 Routines, rotas - they liberate me from temptation. 40 00:02:46,881 --> 00:02:50,041 "Keep busy, keep sane" - that's what Leo used to say. 41 00:02:50,161 --> 00:02:51,881 And now thatl have to be around people, 42 00:02:52,001 --> 00:02:54,241 I need this, more than ever. 43 00:02:54,361 --> 00:02:55,441 In fact... 44 00:02:56,961 --> 00:02:58,761 I was hoping you might be able to help me. 45 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:03,481 Leo's role in my rehabilitation was essential. 46 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:04,921 And with him gone... 47 00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:09,321 I have no-one to set the tasks I need to keep me safe, so, I was wondering if... 48 00:03:11,161 --> 00:03:12,241 Perhaps... 49 00:03:14,681 --> 00:03:16,481 You could pick up where he left off? 50 00:03:17,801 --> 00:03:19,441 You want me to... what? 51 00:03:21,481 --> 00:03:25,161 - Be like the new Leo? - Well, no-one could ever replace Leo. 52 00:03:26,321 --> 00:03:29,481 But perhaps you could perform a similar role. 53 00:03:29,601 --> 00:03:31,801 I think I'd be honoured, mate. 54 00:03:32,881 --> 00:03:34,641 I think he would be too. 55 00:03:34,761 --> 00:03:36,017 The toilets could do with a clean. 56 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,121 But don't take the piss. 57 00:03:40,561 --> 00:03:43,521 - What? - Her. Over there. 58 00:03:49,241 --> 00:03:51,841 Tom: Do you think she's a vampire? 59 00:03:52,921 --> 00:03:54,681 Smells more like a werewolf. 60 00:03:58,921 --> 00:03:59,921 Heuo! 61 00:04:02,721 --> 00:04:03,721 Can I help you? 62 00:04:05,841 --> 00:04:06,881 Hey! 63 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:15,241 That is the weirdest... run! 64 00:04:20,841 --> 00:04:22,961 I just want to talk to you. 65 00:04:23,081 --> 00:04:25,081 Ahh! 66 00:04:25,201 --> 00:04:27,601 - What is that?! - Rape alarm. Stay back! 67 00:04:27,721 --> 00:04:29,441 We're not going to rape you. 68 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,801 - What? - Not that you're not nice or owt. 69 00:04:31,921 --> 00:04:33,681 He's the same as you! 70 00:04:33,801 --> 00:04:35,921 Ican't hear you. 71 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:38,041 We're both werewolves! 72 00:04:39,721 --> 00:04:41,921 How depressingly predictable. 73 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:46,921 So, I started by looking for open spaces, 74 00:04:47,041 --> 00:04:49,017 away from big conurbations where it might be safe to transform. 75 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:50,097 And I cross-referenced those 76 00:04:50,121 --> 00:04:53,361 to the reports of animal attacks during full moon from the forestry commission. 77 00:04:53,481 --> 00:04:56,641 And I found the highest prevalence was here, Scotland and cornwall. 78 00:04:56,761 --> 00:04:58,697 - Now, obviously, the werewolf video... - The what? 79 00:04:58,721 --> 00:05:01,481 Exactly. Was filmed in some sort of warehouse. 80 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,081 And, considering wales's history of industrialisation, 81 00:05:04,201 --> 00:05:05,801 I felt this was the best place to begin. 82 00:05:05,921 --> 00:05:07,361 Rig ht. 83 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:10,041 So, I circulated your screen grab to a number of temping agencies 84 00:05:10,121 --> 00:05:11,681 specialising in low-paid shift work, 85 00:05:11,801 --> 00:05:13,537 as that's unfortunately where we tend to end up. 86 00:05:13,561 --> 00:05:16,601 But it was only by complete chance that I approached your café, 87 00:05:16,721 --> 00:05:18,241 intending to check my e-mails, 88 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:21,561 and recognised you. Oh! I'm Allison, by the way. 89 00:05:21,681 --> 00:05:23,561 - Tom. - With an "h"? 90 00:05:23,681 --> 00:05:26,321 - With a "t" - but... not t-h? 91 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:30,761 Bet you can't spell my name. 92 00:05:33,761 --> 00:05:35,601 - A-I-i... - Uh-uh! 93 00:05:35,721 --> 00:05:37,121 Next! 94 00:05:37,241 --> 00:05:38,561 A- I-y... 95 00:05:38,681 --> 00:05:39,681 Uh-uh! 96 00:05:39,801 --> 00:05:42,481 A-I-I-i-s-o-n. 97 00:05:43,641 --> 00:05:45,601 - That's unusual. - Tak! 98 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:46,801 Tak. 99 00:05:46,921 --> 00:05:48,641 Norwegian. 100 00:05:48,761 --> 00:05:50,401 - Oh. - Where was I? 101 00:05:50,521 --> 00:05:52,817 Oh, yes, obviously I didn't want to approach straight away, 102 00:05:52,841 --> 00:05:55,697 because I didn't know what sort of idiot exposes himself on YouTube like that. 103 00:05:55,721 --> 00:05:57,881 So I thought I'd perform a little surveillance first. 104 00:05:58,001 --> 00:06:00,081 But that's when you blew my cover! 105 00:06:00,201 --> 00:06:04,481 So, what sort of idiot does expose themselves on YouTube like that? 106 00:06:08,561 --> 00:06:12,801 Here we go. It's grainy, but I managed to enhance your image on Photoshop. 107 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:16,761 It's me. 108 00:06:17,881 --> 00:06:19,281 And George. 109 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:23,561 You mean... you didn't know about this? 110 00:06:23,681 --> 00:06:25,817 It was a trap by the vampires. We didn't know they were filming. 111 00:06:25,841 --> 00:06:28,521 Oh, but... it's had over a million hits. 112 00:06:29,921 --> 00:06:31,241 Fx fail? 113 00:06:31,361 --> 00:06:33,001 As in... special effects. 114 00:06:33,121 --> 00:06:36,001 Thankfully, most people think it's a fake. 115 00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:38,881 - "Hairy balls lol"? - Well, this was just the start! 116 00:06:39,001 --> 00:06:40,601 You know we trended last full moon? 117 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:43,681 On... Twitter. 118 00:06:45,201 --> 00:06:46,401 There's a Facebook group 119 00:06:46,521 --> 00:06:48,081 - trying to hunt us down! - Facebook? 120 00:06:48,201 --> 00:06:50,561 Don't tell me you're still on MySpace? 121 00:06:50,681 --> 00:06:52,241 We're more ceefax people. 122 00:06:56,201 --> 00:06:59,241 I'm gonna go and check on Eve. E-v-e. 123 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:04,121 She's the child of two werewolves. 124 00:07:04,241 --> 00:07:08,201 Beasts mauling homeless people on the news - the box tunnel cannibal. 125 00:07:08,321 --> 00:07:11,881 It's like someone's trying to blow the lid on the existence of werewolves. 126 00:07:12,001 --> 00:07:13,001 Who? 127 00:07:14,481 --> 00:07:15,881 You tell us. 128 00:07:18,041 --> 00:07:21,041 Vampires have been keeping this secret for centuries. 129 00:07:21,161 --> 00:07:23,577 You're not doing a very good job of it at the moment, are you? 130 00:07:23,601 --> 00:07:25,457 Hal's not really in with the whole vampire scene any more. 131 00:07:25,481 --> 00:07:28,201 - Really? - No! 132 00:07:28,321 --> 00:07:31,361 Well, er... Then you'll have to forgive me. 133 00:07:31,481 --> 00:07:33,481 I know what vampires are supposedly like, 134 00:07:33,601 --> 00:07:36,017 but far be it from me to tar a whole species with the same brush. 135 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:37,201 Paxies? 136 00:07:49,081 --> 00:07:50,441 Goodness. 137 00:07:50,561 --> 00:07:52,841 - This is a long handshake. - Ssh! 138 00:07:52,961 --> 00:07:54,681 I'm thinking. 139 00:07:54,801 --> 00:07:57,201 Maybe you could go undercover! 140 00:07:57,321 --> 00:07:58,761 I don't think that's a good idea. 141 00:07:58,881 --> 00:08:01,921 And make a few subtle enquiries over a pint of blood? 142 00:08:02,041 --> 00:08:04,801 I've... I've got to get back to work. 143 00:08:05,841 --> 00:08:08,121 - Teaspoons need polishing. - Wh...? 144 00:08:09,921 --> 00:08:12,001 Where's he going?! 145 00:08:12,121 --> 00:08:13,881 This is important! 146 00:08:14,001 --> 00:08:18,321 If people find out about the existence of vampires and werewolves and ghosts, 147 00:08:18,441 --> 00:08:20,601 there'll be riots. There'll be lynchings! 148 00:08:20,721 --> 00:08:23,161 It'll be like the tuition fees march all over again! 149 00:08:23,281 --> 00:08:26,081 Don't you worry. If this has got owt to do with vampires, 150 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:27,561 I know exactly where to look. 151 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,081 You're gonna have so much to answer for. 152 00:08:47,601 --> 00:08:50,361 Look, the old ones won't arrive for a few weeks. 153 00:08:50,481 --> 00:08:53,961 Leave your number, go back to your Clark kents and I'll call. 154 00:08:54,081 --> 00:08:56,841 Look, there's no room at the inn. Kindly sod off. 155 00:08:56,961 --> 00:08:59,001 The last time somebody spoke to me like that, 156 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:01,561 I used their skin as a filofax cover. 157 00:09:01,681 --> 00:09:03,321 God, I miss the '80s! 158 00:09:03,441 --> 00:09:05,441 - Who are you? - Golda. 159 00:09:05,561 --> 00:09:06,841 UK operations. 160 00:09:06,961 --> 00:09:09,441 That's Kane, my personal trainer, and piot. 161 00:09:09,561 --> 00:09:13,801 He can't talk. I accidentally bit his tongue out during one of our little games, 162 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,201 didn't I? Yes, I did, yes, I did. 163 00:09:16,321 --> 00:09:21,321 - Naughty mummy and her appetites. - Shit happens. Life's a contact sport. 164 00:09:21,441 --> 00:09:24,961 If you can't stand the heat, stay inside on bonfire night. 165 00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:27,721 - What? - He likes action films, don't ask. 166 00:09:27,841 --> 00:09:30,121 Mummy's talking. Go an unpack the toys. 167 00:09:30,241 --> 00:09:32,201 I take it you've got everything saved. 168 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:35,161 Um, you leave that alone! 169 00:09:35,281 --> 00:09:38,361 You touch her, I'll have to touch you. 170 00:09:39,561 --> 00:09:41,161 No, not like that. 171 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,561 I meant with shock. 172 00:09:42,681 --> 00:09:44,161 And awe. 173 00:09:52,881 --> 00:09:57,681 - Look, Griffin left me in charge. - No! Griffin died, 174 00:09:57,801 --> 00:10:00,801 and you are clearly not qualified to oversee an operation of this magnitude, 175 00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:02,441 so I'll be assuming control. 176 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:05,081 - Everything's under control! - Really?! 177 00:10:05,201 --> 00:10:08,041 So, you have cars to move the old ones around the country? 178 00:10:08,161 --> 00:10:09,521 Hotels booked? 179 00:10:09,641 --> 00:10:11,121 Concubines? 180 00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:13,161 I've got something much better than that! 181 00:10:13,281 --> 00:10:15,681 Ha-ha! Let me guess... bunting! 182 00:10:15,801 --> 00:10:17,681 Look, I've met this werewolf... 183 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,321 There are dogs here? 184 00:10:25,441 --> 00:10:26,441 Yeah. 185 00:10:26,481 --> 00:10:29,281 We could stage a little dog fight to welcome them. 186 00:10:29,401 --> 00:10:31,641 - No, you don't understand. This is... - Write that down. 187 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:34,161 Cage, human, prosecco. 188 00:10:34,281 --> 00:10:36,361 I had a cage fight with a werewolf once. 189 00:10:37,401 --> 00:10:40,321 Let's just say rover won't be competing in crufts this year. 190 00:10:44,761 --> 00:10:45,761 Look... 191 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:49,441 I need him for something else. 192 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,201 There is no "something else". 193 00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:53,241 There is only what I want. 194 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,121 And I want that werewolf. 195 00:10:55,241 --> 00:10:58,201 Now, if you want to keep me happy, and I suggest you do, 196 00:10:58,321 --> 00:11:00,481 you'll bring him to me. 197 00:11:00,601 --> 00:11:04,361 Then I'll have a think about whether you get to meet the old ones or not. 198 00:11:09,561 --> 00:11:11,201 Hello, hello! 199 00:11:14,481 --> 00:11:16,441 Sssh! 200 00:11:16,561 --> 00:11:18,081 Peekaboo! 201 00:11:18,201 --> 00:11:20,001 Peekaboo! 202 00:11:21,401 --> 00:11:23,201 Oh, Eve, come on, shush. 203 00:11:23,321 --> 00:11:26,281 That's enough now. Oh! 204 00:11:27,761 --> 00:11:32,321 I am supposed to be your protector, not your teething ring. 205 00:11:35,081 --> 00:11:37,441 Oh! 206 00:11:37,561 --> 00:11:39,737 Ok, just stop crying. 207 00:11:39,761 --> 00:11:43,761 It might be social services again. Ssh! 208 00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:48,081 Man: Open this door, or I'll knock it down! 209 00:11:49,761 --> 00:11:52,721 I'm going to shut that baby up once and for all! 210 00:11:52,841 --> 00:11:55,401 The old ones! They'd have to be invited in. 211 00:11:55,521 --> 00:11:58,241 Right... I'm gonna take a run-up. 212 00:11:58,361 --> 00:12:02,441 - We'll see about that. - Three... 213 00:12:02,561 --> 00:12:05,121 - Two... - Wax on, wax off. 214 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,801 - One! - Bring it on. 215 00:12:06,921 --> 00:12:09,521 Yaaaah! Argh! 216 00:12:11,361 --> 00:12:12,841 Come on, mothersucker! 217 00:12:12,961 --> 00:12:14,201 Show me those fangs! 218 00:12:14,321 --> 00:12:17,121 What the bloody hell do you think you're doing? 219 00:12:20,681 --> 00:12:22,121 Ooh! 220 00:12:26,321 --> 00:12:27,921 Oh, shit! 221 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,721 I want a red carpet from the waterfront to the warehouse, 222 00:12:31,841 --> 00:12:35,841 so pace that out and give the measurements to Kane. 223 00:12:35,961 --> 00:12:39,001 - How do we know they're vampires? - This is where I rescued Eve. 224 00:12:39,121 --> 00:12:40,321 And I can smell 'em. 225 00:12:42,321 --> 00:12:44,921 - Quick, she's leaving! - No, no! One at a time's better. 226 00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:47,337 I suppose it gives us more of a chance to hone our arguments. 227 00:12:47,361 --> 00:12:48,561 Now, what are we gonna say? 228 00:12:50,961 --> 00:12:53,761 Whoa! What do you think you're doing?! 229 00:12:53,881 --> 00:12:56,281 Don't worry. I'll do all the staking. 230 00:12:57,321 --> 00:12:58,321 You arejoking, right?! 231 00:12:58,441 --> 00:13:00,481 Right, ok, you ask them about the video first, 232 00:13:00,601 --> 00:13:01,881 - and then I'll stake 'em. - Tom! 233 00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:03,881 That's murder! 234 00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:06,257 Like my dad used to say - you can't kill what's already dead. 235 00:13:06,281 --> 00:13:08,521 We're not staking anyone! 236 00:13:08,641 --> 00:13:11,097 If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost the argument. 237 00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:12,537 You don't know what these people are like! 238 00:13:12,561 --> 00:13:14,761 And you don't know what my debating skills are like. 239 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,321 What does that say? 240 00:13:18,401 --> 00:13:19,641 "School debating champion". 241 00:13:19,761 --> 00:13:21,401 And I had to argue pro fossil fuels. 242 00:13:21,521 --> 00:13:23,001 What about that one? 243 00:13:23,121 --> 00:13:25,361 "County moot first place". 244 00:13:25,481 --> 00:13:28,721 "This house believes that gm crops are the answer to world famine" - not any more! 245 00:13:30,401 --> 00:13:32,441 Er, "national championship runner-up". 246 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,777 And that was only because my partner had an asthma attack. 247 00:13:34,801 --> 00:13:37,961 So, if you think you can argue me down, you're wasting your breath as well. 248 00:13:38,081 --> 00:13:39,761 Allison, Allison! 249 00:13:39,881 --> 00:13:41,441 Excuse me, sir! 250 00:13:44,601 --> 00:13:49,361 - Stay here, he might get reinforcements. - We just want to talk to you! 251 00:13:56,321 --> 00:13:59,801 We have seen your news and video campaign and, on behalf of all supernaturals, 252 00:13:59,921 --> 00:14:02,641 we ask you to consider the potential repercussions. 253 00:14:02,761 --> 00:14:05,081 You have nothing to fear from us. 254 00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:08,201 But fear this... exposure! 255 00:14:08,321 --> 00:14:12,441 First the werewolves, maybe the ghosts, but the vampires will surely follow. 256 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:16,161 Of course, we'd all like to be out and proud, 257 00:14:16,281 --> 00:14:19,361 but do you really think humanity is ready for that? 258 00:14:19,481 --> 00:14:20,937 I think you should be quiet now, Allison. 259 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,201 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were the chairperson 260 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,081 Argh! 261 00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:39,081 Allison, are you ok? 262 00:14:39,201 --> 00:14:41,801 - Where did he go? - I don't know, that's what happens. 263 00:14:47,401 --> 00:14:49,401 Don't worry, you're safe now. 264 00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:50,801 Get off me! 265 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,721 You killed him! 266 00:14:54,841 --> 00:14:57,321 - Well, he was going to kill you. - You don't know that! 267 00:14:57,441 --> 00:14:59,481 You didn't even give me a chance to speak to him. 268 00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:01,961 - I thought you'd be grateful! - Grateful?! 269 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,761 What did we learn? 270 00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:07,401 We don't even know if he's the one behind this all. 271 00:15:07,521 --> 00:15:10,721 Where are you going? 272 00:15:10,841 --> 00:15:14,641 To find someone who can help me without sticking a stake through someone's heart! 273 00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:17,921 Allison, wait a minute, please! Allison? 274 00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,881 I might know someone we can speak to. 275 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,361 Where are they taking me? 276 00:15:30,481 --> 00:15:32,321 To the morgue, I think. 277 00:15:33,921 --> 00:15:35,761 Natural causes, my eye! 278 00:15:40,161 --> 00:15:42,161 I had £6.70 in that cardie! 279 00:15:42,281 --> 00:15:45,121 Look, I know that this is a lot to take in, 280 00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:47,681 but I'm going to help you get through this. 281 00:15:47,801 --> 00:15:49,961 Too bloody right you are. It's all your fault! 282 00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:53,041 Yes, I know! And I am really, really, really sorry about that. 283 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,841 Ah, you admit it! 284 00:15:54,961 --> 00:15:57,081 Well, I expect some decent compo out of this. 285 00:15:57,201 --> 00:16:00,761 No. No, you don't understand. It's like I was saying... 286 00:16:00,881 --> 00:16:04,401 We don't really exist in this world any more. 287 00:16:04,521 --> 00:16:06,441 How the bloody hell are you gonna help me, then?! 288 00:16:06,561 --> 00:16:10,481 Well, um, I'm going to help you solve your unfinished business. 289 00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:11,601 My what? 290 00:16:11,641 --> 00:16:13,801 Your unfinished business. It's why you're still here. 291 00:16:13,921 --> 00:16:16,681 You know, something that you were supposed to do while you were alive 292 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,481 but you didn't, because... 293 00:16:19,601 --> 00:16:22,721 Well, because I robbed you of the chance to do so. 294 00:16:22,841 --> 00:16:25,961 And it could be anything. It could be, um... 295 00:16:26,081 --> 00:16:27,961 Reuniting with family. 296 00:16:28,081 --> 00:16:30,601 Or, um, maybe righting some wrongs. 297 00:16:30,721 --> 00:16:33,281 Or seeing a sunset for the last time. Anything, 298 00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:36,921 but whatever it is, I promise you, I'm going to be right by your side, 299 00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:38,441 no matter how long it takes. 300 00:16:38,561 --> 00:16:41,081 Because that is the least I owe you. 301 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,681 Could be anything, you say? 302 00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:47,241 So, how did you two find each other? 303 00:16:47,361 --> 00:16:50,161 - Wolf whistle? Lychic connection? - I started by looking 304 00:16:50,281 --> 00:16:51,897 for open spaces, away from big conurbations, 305 00:16:51,921 --> 00:16:54,561 - where it might be safe to transform. - It don't matter, honestly. 306 00:16:55,561 --> 00:16:57,801 And you're planning on sticking around for a while? 307 00:16:57,921 --> 00:17:00,521 - Well, I can't exactly go home, can I? - Why not? 308 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,241 Who wants a werewolf for a daughter? 309 00:17:03,361 --> 00:17:05,721 I don't belong there any more. 310 00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:09,481 Anyway, thank you for inviting us to your chambers. 311 00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:12,081 Actually, I was hoping to study law myself. 312 00:17:12,201 --> 00:17:13,761 What, you want to be a lawyer? 313 00:17:13,881 --> 00:17:15,481 Well, barrister. 314 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:20,441 But a university campus is out of the question, unfortunately. 315 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,241 Well, you ever need some work experience... 316 00:17:22,281 --> 00:17:23,281 Thanks! 317 00:17:24,361 --> 00:17:26,041 So... YouTube. 318 00:17:26,161 --> 00:17:29,761 Tom said you might be the man to explain how this stuff is getting out there? 319 00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:34,361 This is actually the first I've heard about it. 320 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:38,881 Saying that... 321 00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:43,561 Look, I shouldn't really be telling you this. 322 00:17:43,681 --> 00:17:46,841 I mean, it's pretty hard-core vampire politics. 323 00:17:46,961 --> 00:17:52,801 But for years, vampires like me have been fighting to keep us all under the radar. 324 00:17:52,921 --> 00:17:54,921 And, recently, there's been this... 325 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:59,601 Minority who seem keen to get you guys out in the open. 326 00:17:59,721 --> 00:18:00,801 - Why? - I don't know. 327 00:18:00,921 --> 00:18:02,281 It would be a disaster for us all. 328 00:18:02,401 --> 00:18:06,721 But since the whole box tunnel fiasco, things are kind of splintered. 329 00:18:06,841 --> 00:18:10,201 A lot of the extremists have gravitated here, to Barry. 330 00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:12,761 That was probably one of them you took out on the docks. 331 00:18:12,881 --> 00:18:16,481 The ringleader is a woman called golda, but she's got protection, 332 00:18:16,601 --> 00:18:18,441 so there's not much I can do on my own. 333 00:18:19,921 --> 00:18:23,641 But if you, Tom mcnair, vampire slayer, could get involved... 334 00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:25,641 Vampire slayer?! 335 00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:29,561 How many vampires have you... slain?! 336 00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:32,201 Ooh, um... 337 00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:33,681 Three or four... 338 00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:36,201 Dozen. 339 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:38,801 And you're condoning this?! 340 00:18:38,921 --> 00:18:41,041 - Well, we can't exactly go to ofcom. - Mr cutler, 341 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,561 I am surprised at you! 342 00:18:42,681 --> 00:18:44,401 - A man of the bar! - Look, Allison, 343 00:18:44,521 --> 00:18:46,041 laws don't apply here. 344 00:18:46,161 --> 00:18:49,481 Courts, police, it's all irrelevant. Isn't that right, Tom? 345 00:18:50,641 --> 00:18:52,881 You saw what he was going to do to you back at the docks. 346 00:18:52,921 --> 00:18:55,281 But you can't just go around killing people, don't you see?! 347 00:18:55,361 --> 00:18:57,521 That's not what normal people do. 348 00:18:57,641 --> 00:19:00,761 Yeah, well, we're not normal people, are we? We're werewolves! 349 00:19:00,881 --> 00:19:03,041 If we don't stop these guys, who will? 350 00:19:03,161 --> 00:19:05,081 It's a war. We're all soldiers. 351 00:19:05,201 --> 00:19:07,001 We've got to pick a side. 352 00:19:09,321 --> 00:19:12,001 They're probably out looking for you at the docks at the moment. 353 00:19:12,121 --> 00:19:15,681 But I work out a way to get to them first, do you think you can do your thing? 354 00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:17,641 Allison? 355 00:19:22,281 --> 00:19:24,721 But only... 356 00:19:26,561 --> 00:19:28,001 You teach me how to do it too. 357 00:19:32,441 --> 00:19:37,361 ♪ I got so many thing to do, I... 358 00:19:37,481 --> 00:19:40,241 ♪ I got work to do... 359 00:19:40,361 --> 00:19:42,161 ♪ I got work, baby 360 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,321 ♪ I gotta do 361 00:19:45,441 --> 00:19:49,801 ♪ I, I, I got work to do... ♪ 362 00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:51,081 Apologies. 363 00:19:51,201 --> 00:19:55,361 - I didn't... I didn't hear you. - No worries. It's nice to... shit! 364 00:19:55,481 --> 00:19:58,081 - I'm so sorry, I didn't mean... - It's ok! 365 00:19:58,201 --> 00:20:00,337 I was just about to call my colleague for something else to do, 366 00:20:00,361 --> 00:20:01,961 but you've saved me the trouble. 367 00:20:03,721 --> 00:20:05,161 But what can I get you first? 368 00:20:05,281 --> 00:20:08,241 Ah, five teas, please. 369 00:20:08,361 --> 00:20:11,681 I'll have a shot of whatever you're on, too! 370 00:20:11,801 --> 00:20:12,801 No drugs. 371 00:20:12,841 --> 00:20:14,201 No kia-or a. 372 00:20:14,321 --> 00:20:16,881 Just good, old-fashioned hard work and routine. 373 00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:18,761 So, er... 374 00:20:18,881 --> 00:20:20,721 Just passing through, are you? 375 00:20:20,841 --> 00:20:23,001 - No, I'm on holiday. - Here?! 376 00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:25,641 - Mm. - I'm so sorry. 377 00:20:25,761 --> 00:20:28,641 I've got three little brothers, it's cheap, 378 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,481 there's not much left for them to vandalise. 379 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:33,601 One of them got pissed and fell out of a dinghy, 380 00:20:33,721 --> 00:20:36,361 so I had to Wade into the sea, hence the muddy feet. 381 00:20:36,481 --> 00:20:38,921 Let's hope it's just mud. 382 00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:43,281 So, what are you driving? 383 00:20:45,561 --> 00:20:46,601 Excuse me? 384 00:20:46,721 --> 00:20:48,761 Three brothers and a dad like mine, 385 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,401 there's not a man on this earth I can't talk to! 386 00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,921 Ok, scratch the driving. 387 00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,081 Right, check this out. 388 00:20:55,201 --> 00:20:57,601 The pepper's the goalkeeper. 389 00:20:57,721 --> 00:20:59,561 And then the ketchup's the last defender. 390 00:20:59,681 --> 00:21:02,361 Then there's the salt... 391 00:21:02,481 --> 00:21:03,761 On or offside? 392 00:21:11,121 --> 00:21:14,081 I don't really follow the rugby. 393 00:21:17,521 --> 00:21:20,921 You want the big guns, then. 394 00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:22,481 Pull my finger. 395 00:21:25,721 --> 00:21:27,561 Look, I'm sorry. Um... 396 00:21:27,681 --> 00:21:29,161 Ithinkl may have misled you. 397 00:21:30,241 --> 00:21:31,321 I was just being friendly. 398 00:21:32,761 --> 00:21:34,681 Same here! 399 00:21:34,801 --> 00:21:38,401 So, um, you've got a girlfriend, then? 400 00:21:39,641 --> 00:21:40,881 Boyfriend? 401 00:21:43,401 --> 00:21:45,801 Ah, you're religious. 402 00:21:45,921 --> 00:21:50,601 Hence your weird blend of happiness and sexual repression. 403 00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:57,081 Oh, you just... you just don't fancy me. 404 00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:01,681 No, it's all right, you don't have to answer that. 405 00:22:03,161 --> 00:22:06,001 Thank you for... for the teas. 406 00:22:06,121 --> 00:22:07,241 Just... 407 00:22:13,801 --> 00:22:16,041 It was nice to meet you. 408 00:22:16,161 --> 00:22:18,561 Clea rly 409 00:22:23,081 --> 00:22:24,761 We could go down the legion! 410 00:22:24,881 --> 00:22:26,961 Put laxative in the guinness. 411 00:22:27,081 --> 00:22:30,521 Are you sure there isn't a wife or some kids that you want to get in touch with? 412 00:22:32,081 --> 00:22:35,281 We could pay a visit to those noisy little pricks over the road. 413 00:22:35,401 --> 00:22:37,441 They should be home from school in a minute. 414 00:22:37,561 --> 00:22:39,481 - Shit them right up. - Emrys! 415 00:22:39,601 --> 00:22:41,801 What?! We're ghosts. 416 00:22:41,921 --> 00:22:44,321 - We could do whatever we want. - No, we can't! 417 00:22:44,441 --> 00:22:48,441 Why not? 418 00:22:48,561 --> 00:22:51,161 Hey! Hey, guys, gosh, how's it going? 419 00:22:51,281 --> 00:22:53,041 Well, what an eventful day! 420 00:22:53,161 --> 00:22:54,601 - After we left... - No news, really. 421 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:55,841 - What about you? - No, 422 00:22:55,961 --> 00:22:59,321 no, very dull. Nothing remotely interesting has happened here. 423 00:22:59,441 --> 00:23:01,881 - Who were you talking to? - Me? 424 00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:03,041 Talking to, just now? 425 00:23:03,161 --> 00:23:04,681 - Is that what you're asking me? - Mm. 426 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,121 A ghost. 427 00:23:06,241 --> 00:23:09,121 But he's very boring, so don't talk to him, 428 00:23:09,241 --> 00:23:12,801 don't ask him anything, especially not about how he died. 429 00:23:14,521 --> 00:23:15,961 Yeah. 430 00:23:18,641 --> 00:23:21,121 - We should go. - Yes. Yes, up them stairs, go for it. 431 00:23:21,241 --> 00:23:23,561 I wish I could come with you. Sounds a bit weird. 432 00:23:23,681 --> 00:23:25,401 - Yeah. _ ok' 433 00:23:25,521 --> 00:23:26,681 off you go! 434 00:23:26,801 --> 00:23:28,601 See you later. 435 00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,377 It's probably best not to mention the whole killing thing to Annie. 436 00:23:34,401 --> 00:23:35,401 Say no more. 437 00:23:35,521 --> 00:23:38,121 First rule of chess club! 438 00:23:42,241 --> 00:23:43,921 What's all this? 439 00:23:44,041 --> 00:23:46,361 Oh, just some rubbish the man who used to live here put up. 440 00:23:46,401 --> 00:23:48,801 I forgot to take 'em down. 441 00:23:48,921 --> 00:23:50,601 You know... 442 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,081 That was a pretty convincing argument you made. 443 00:23:53,201 --> 00:23:55,081 - Back in the office. - Really? 444 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:57,561 A bit rough around the edges... 445 00:23:57,681 --> 00:23:59,721 You could've drawn me in more, 446 00:23:59,841 --> 00:24:02,881 wrong-footed me with a rhetorical question, hit me with a metaphor. 447 00:24:03,001 --> 00:24:06,161 But... you've got potential. 448 00:24:07,241 --> 00:24:09,081 I could... 449 00:24:09,201 --> 00:24:10,201 I could help you! 450 00:24:10,321 --> 00:24:11,561 If you like? 451 00:24:11,681 --> 00:24:15,041 This could work both ways. Like... revision buddies! 452 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,881 So... where do we start? 453 00:24:25,841 --> 00:24:31,921 ♪ And they called it puppy io ve 454 00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:38,401 ♪ 0h, I guess they'll never know 455 00:24:40,081 --> 00:24:46,401 ♪ how a young heart really feels 456 00:24:47,481 --> 00:24:53,881 ♪ and why I love her so 457 00:24:54,001 --> 00:25:00,321 ♪ and they called it puppy love 458 00:25:01,521 --> 00:25:06,401 ♪ just because we 're in our teens... ♪ 459 00:25:09,281 --> 00:25:11,401 So I put it to you that vampires and werewolves 460 00:25:11,521 --> 00:25:14,361 can co-exist in relative peace and Harmony. 461 00:25:14,481 --> 00:25:16,321 All in favour of the motion? 462 00:25:17,401 --> 00:25:21,321 ♪ Take away my only dream 463 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:28,041 ♪ .i' cry each night 464 00:25:28,161 --> 00:25:31,561 ♪ my tears for you 465 00:25:31,681 --> 00:25:33,521 ♪ my tears... ♪ 466 00:25:33,641 --> 00:25:36,321 If we lived on other planets, 467 00:25:36,441 --> 00:25:38,721 do you think the moon would still affect us? 468 00:25:40,521 --> 00:25:44,201 If we lived on the moon, do you think we could be werewolves all the time? 469 00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:52,801 - Forecast's good this evening. - Cheers, mate. 470 00:25:52,921 --> 00:25:55,561 You could get me tojog behind your bike again. 471 00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:57,481 I can't, Allison's taking me out. 472 00:25:59,761 --> 00:26:03,321 How's the investigation going? Any leads? I was thinking... 473 00:26:03,441 --> 00:26:05,817 Now that you're helping me get my cravings in check, I could help you. 474 00:26:05,841 --> 00:26:09,601 Actually, it's a good way for me and Allison to... hang around together. 475 00:26:09,721 --> 00:26:12,001 Alone. 476 00:26:12,121 --> 00:26:14,161 - You understand, don't you? - Of course, of course. 477 00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:17,721 So, you're officially courting now? 478 00:26:17,841 --> 00:26:21,601 Well, I don't know. It's fun, training and that, but... 479 00:26:21,721 --> 00:26:23,601 We ain't even held hands yet. 480 00:26:23,721 --> 00:26:26,001 Then it is time to declare your intentions! 481 00:26:27,201 --> 00:26:30,241 First, write her a poem. 482 00:26:30,361 --> 00:26:31,721 Then speak to her father. 483 00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:34,281 Annie said I should just get drunk and try and snog her. 484 00:26:34,401 --> 00:26:36,041 It's all so brutish these days! 485 00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:39,361 I preferred the dowry system. 486 00:26:39,481 --> 00:26:40,761 Yeah. 487 00:26:40,881 --> 00:26:42,521 Girls are brilliant. 488 00:26:42,641 --> 00:26:44,841 You should get back out there. 489 00:26:44,961 --> 00:26:46,721 We both know the dangers if that happens. 490 00:26:46,841 --> 00:26:49,761 No, it's the opposite. The last thing you want to do is kill them. 491 00:26:49,881 --> 00:26:51,657 Besides, you've got all your routines and that... 492 00:26:51,681 --> 00:26:53,801 - They only work so far. - You don't know that. 493 00:26:53,921 --> 00:26:57,601 I put it to you - you're a good man with myriad years of self-control. 494 00:26:57,721 --> 00:26:59,001 Enough with the debating! 495 00:27:05,481 --> 00:27:07,201 Hi. Can I help? 496 00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:11,081 Yeah, I was actually looking for a guy that was working in here the other day? 497 00:27:11,201 --> 00:27:14,001 - Posh, bit weird. - Hal? Yeah, he'sjust... 498 00:27:14,121 --> 00:27:16,121 Is he in today? 499 00:27:16,241 --> 00:27:17,241 Yes. 500 00:27:17,321 --> 00:27:18,641 Ahh...! No. 501 00:27:18,761 --> 00:27:19,841 Maybe later. 502 00:27:20,881 --> 00:27:24,321 Right, well, could you maybe get him to give me a call? 503 00:27:24,441 --> 00:27:26,961 Yep, and what, can I ask, is it about? 504 00:27:27,081 --> 00:27:30,321 Oh, we just got chatting and I kinda thought we hit it off, 505 00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:33,481 even if he wasn't so sure. 506 00:27:33,601 --> 00:27:35,761 What are you doing later? Ahh...! 507 00:27:36,921 --> 00:27:39,201 Because he's coming out with me and my girlfriend. 508 00:27:39,321 --> 00:27:41,201 - You could come too. - Oh, really? 509 00:27:41,321 --> 00:27:43,481 Yeah. He mentioned you, in fact. 510 00:27:43,601 --> 00:27:44,641 Aled. 511 00:27:46,161 --> 00:27:47,201 Alex. 512 00:27:48,321 --> 00:27:51,041 - Yep. - But he's not on... 513 00:27:51,161 --> 00:27:53,201 Day release, or anything like that, is he? 514 00:27:53,321 --> 00:27:56,761 Like I said, he was... kind of odd. 515 00:27:56,881 --> 00:28:00,281 Nah, he's just a bit shy, that's all. I'll get him to give you a ring later... 516 00:28:00,401 --> 00:28:02,161 - Arrange where to meet up. - Cool. 517 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:05,521 Well, um, see you later, then. 518 00:28:05,641 --> 00:28:06,721 Bye, hal. 519 00:28:14,521 --> 00:28:17,321 - What the hell do you think you're doing? - It'll be brilliant! 520 00:28:17,441 --> 00:28:18,721 We can be each other's wing men. 521 00:28:18,761 --> 00:28:21,081 You can help me tell Allison thatl "like her" like her. 522 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:22,201 And I... 523 00:28:22,241 --> 00:28:24,921 Can stop me from ripping aled's throat out. 524 00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:26,041 Yeah. 525 00:28:29,801 --> 00:28:31,041 Allison. 526 00:28:31,161 --> 00:28:32,161 Who are you? 527 00:28:32,201 --> 00:28:36,121 Ok, I'm sorry, I should've explained. Everybody, this is emrys. 528 00:28:36,241 --> 00:28:38,241 - I... killed him. - What? 529 00:28:38,361 --> 00:28:40,401 - She killed me. - Accidentally, yes. 530 00:28:40,521 --> 00:28:41,681 He was watching me! 531 00:28:41,801 --> 00:28:43,977 - I'm gonna slap that grin off your face! - Hey, hey, hey! 532 00:28:44,001 --> 00:28:47,241 - You said I was invisible! - No, not to other supernaturals. 533 00:28:47,361 --> 00:28:49,001 - What's she, then? - Werewolf. 534 00:28:49,121 --> 00:28:52,561 Explains the growling. 535 00:28:52,681 --> 00:28:54,841 No, look, it's fine. I'm all over this. 536 00:28:54,961 --> 00:28:57,841 We just need to figure out his unfinished business 537 00:28:57,961 --> 00:28:59,401 and then move him on. 538 00:28:59,521 --> 00:29:00,977 What, and you think that's haunting our bathroom? 539 00:29:01,001 --> 00:29:02,897 No, Tom, of course it's not haunting our bathroom. 540 00:29:02,921 --> 00:29:06,921 Unfinished business is something good and something righteous. 541 00:29:07,041 --> 00:29:07,801 Who says? 542 00:29:07,921 --> 00:29:10,817 I knew a ghost whose unfinished business was to castrate her brother-in-law. 543 00:29:10,841 --> 00:29:12,801 - Ooh! - Something inappropriate. 544 00:29:12,921 --> 00:29:14,241 So, it could be anything, really. 545 00:29:14,321 --> 00:29:15,841 See? 546 00:29:15,961 --> 00:29:18,881 No. No, I refuse to believe that. 547 00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:20,041 Why? 548 00:29:20,161 --> 00:29:21,841 Well, because I'm still here, aren't I? 549 00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:24,521 And when my time comes, it will be to do something good. 550 00:29:24,641 --> 00:29:27,881 Look, I know you want to get rid of me, Annie. 551 00:29:28,001 --> 00:29:30,521 - No, I don't... - And maybe I do know what my... 552 00:29:30,641 --> 00:29:32,561 Unfinished business is. 553 00:29:32,681 --> 00:29:34,401 - Really? - What, then? 554 00:29:35,481 --> 00:29:36,481 Well... 555 00:29:37,561 --> 00:29:38,961 I didn't mean to scare anyone. 556 00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:42,881 And I think the reason I'm still, you know... 557 00:29:43,001 --> 00:29:44,561 Curious about women... 558 00:29:44,681 --> 00:29:47,721 And this isn't easy for me to say. 559 00:29:48,801 --> 00:29:50,441 It's because... 560 00:29:50,561 --> 00:29:52,441 I've never been kissed. 561 00:29:52,561 --> 00:29:53,561 What? 562 00:29:53,641 --> 00:29:56,001 - When I was alive, like. - Really?! Never, ever? 563 00:29:56,121 --> 00:29:57,561 In your whole life? 564 00:29:57,681 --> 00:30:00,281 - It's not that unbelievable. - I could imagine, actually. 565 00:30:00,401 --> 00:30:02,881 - We've all had dry spells. - Emrys: Itried. 566 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:05,121 God, I tried! 567 00:30:05,241 --> 00:30:07,441 Even came close, well, a couple of times. 568 00:30:08,921 --> 00:30:11,241 I know I'm a grumpy old sod, 569 00:30:11,361 --> 00:30:14,561 but it's hard being nice, when... 570 00:30:14,681 --> 00:30:17,601 All you're used to is... 571 00:30:17,721 --> 00:30:19,521 Knock-backs. 572 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:23,497 Go to the bingo hall and wait for one of the old ladies to die. 573 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:25,801 Actually, I was hoping for a younger model. 574 00:30:26,961 --> 00:30:27,961 Annie? 575 00:30:28,041 --> 00:30:30,161 Oh! 576 00:30:30,281 --> 00:30:32,681 I understand if you don't want to. I mean... 577 00:30:32,801 --> 00:30:35,401 You're a powerful young woman and I'm... 578 00:30:35,521 --> 00:30:37,201 Just an old man, who... 579 00:30:37,321 --> 00:30:39,801 Can't even defend himself. 580 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,761 Probably get it wrong anyway. 581 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,321 No, no, no. 582 00:30:45,441 --> 00:30:46,681 No, I, um... 583 00:30:47,961 --> 00:30:51,801 It's my fault that we're in this situation. 50, um... 584 00:30:51,921 --> 00:30:55,641 Yeah. And kissing is a nice thing. It's a lovely thing. 585 00:30:55,761 --> 00:30:57,401 Rig ht. 586 00:30:58,441 --> 00:30:59,441 Good. 587 00:31:01,481 --> 00:31:03,281 Ahem. 588 00:31:06,481 --> 00:31:08,721 Ok. No tongues. Ok? 589 00:31:26,321 --> 00:31:27,481 Emrys... 590 00:31:27,601 --> 00:31:29,481 Did it work? 591 00:31:32,081 --> 00:31:33,841 You said you weren't married. 592 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:36,881 Shithole. 593 00:31:37,001 --> 00:31:40,241 She paid for this out of the divorce settlement, you know. 594 00:31:41,881 --> 00:31:43,361 This has got to be it! 595 00:31:48,881 --> 00:31:51,161 Why did you guys split up? 596 00:31:51,281 --> 00:31:54,441 She ran off with her piano teacher. 597 00:31:54,561 --> 00:31:57,521 And you never came to terms with it. Of course. 598 00:31:57,641 --> 00:32:01,681 Right, ok, so you have to tell her that you're still in love with her. 599 00:32:01,801 --> 00:32:04,241 - I don't even like her! - Emrys! 600 00:32:05,521 --> 00:32:07,041 She hasn't aged well. 601 00:32:07,161 --> 00:32:09,161 Dodged a bullet there, I think. 602 00:32:09,281 --> 00:32:11,721 - Just saying. - Tell her. 603 00:32:16,281 --> 00:32:17,921 Lesley... 604 00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:20,001 - Her name's Lesley. - Great. 605 00:32:21,401 --> 00:32:23,161 Lesley... 606 00:32:23,281 --> 00:32:25,641 I know we've had our ups and downs. 607 00:32:25,761 --> 00:32:28,521 Mostly downs. 608 00:32:28,641 --> 00:32:30,681 But I've been told I still have... 609 00:32:32,361 --> 00:32:33,521 Feelings for you. 610 00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:37,041 I thought it was hatred, bitterness, resentment, 611 00:32:37,161 --> 00:32:38,961 but, apparently, it's all because I... 612 00:32:41,721 --> 00:32:43,001 I still love you. 613 00:32:45,481 --> 00:32:47,601 And I forgive you for running off with gwyn. 614 00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:51,881 Ah, hello, dear. 615 00:32:52,001 --> 00:32:53,241 Wanker. 616 00:32:58,321 --> 00:33:00,121 Emrys, look. 617 00:33:00,241 --> 00:33:02,281 Yourdoon 618 00:33:05,801 --> 00:33:08,801 will I see you again? 619 00:33:08,921 --> 00:33:10,921 On the other side, like? 620 00:33:11,041 --> 00:33:12,441 Hope so. 621 00:33:26,841 --> 00:33:28,401 Thank you. 622 00:33:29,881 --> 00:33:31,241 Emrys: Annie? 623 00:33:33,321 --> 00:33:34,521 Annie? 624 00:33:34,641 --> 00:33:36,681 Is this how it's supposed to be? 625 00:33:47,761 --> 00:33:49,801 Why are you putting me in a cupboard? 626 00:33:54,841 --> 00:33:57,057 Hal: I don't think she's going to turn up, so I should go. 627 00:33:57,081 --> 00:33:58,841 - It's only five past. - Hal, listen... 628 00:33:58,961 --> 00:34:02,561 Tom told me that you haven't had much female contact over the last few decades, 629 00:34:02,681 --> 00:34:04,721 but you just need to relax! 630 00:34:04,841 --> 00:34:08,161 Pretend Tom and I are a couple. That'll lower her defences 631 00:34:08,281 --> 00:34:10,401 and then you can move in for the kill! 632 00:34:11,441 --> 00:34:14,601 Hal, I've found these matches and some of them are the wrong way round. 633 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:16,601 We'll soon see about that! 634 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:19,361 Calms him down. I knew he'd get like this. 635 00:34:20,481 --> 00:34:21,801 Alex: Hi. 636 00:34:21,921 --> 00:34:23,841 Alex. 637 00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:25,241 Heuo! 638 00:34:26,601 --> 00:34:27,721 Thanks for coming! 639 00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:32,881 You've already met my house and workmate, Tom. 640 00:34:33,001 --> 00:34:34,961 This is his girlfriend, 641 00:34:35,081 --> 00:34:37,401 - Allison. - Lovely to meet you! 642 00:34:37,521 --> 00:34:39,841 We always wondered what it would take to pin this one down. 643 00:34:43,121 --> 00:34:46,241 Right, so, um... Which bar are we going to? 644 00:34:46,361 --> 00:34:49,761 Bar? Who needs a bar with this bad boy in town? 645 00:34:51,081 --> 00:34:52,361 A museum. 646 00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:55,561 Oh, but it's fine, cos there's a bar in there, yeah? 647 00:34:55,681 --> 00:34:58,281 If by "bar" you mean "tea shop"! 648 00:34:58,401 --> 00:34:59,601 Tom: Show her the badge. 649 00:34:59,721 --> 00:35:01,121 Tom! 650 00:35:01,241 --> 00:35:05,441 Free entry to hundreds of attractions and museums all over the country. 651 00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:06,801 Cool 652 00:35:06,921 --> 00:35:08,281 Come on, then. 653 00:35:18,161 --> 00:35:19,721 So is this your thing, then? 654 00:35:19,841 --> 00:35:21,241 - Museums? - Yes. 655 00:35:21,361 --> 00:35:22,721 Romantic. 656 00:35:22,841 --> 00:35:24,241 And educational. 657 00:35:24,361 --> 00:35:26,281 I suppose it's cheaper than rohypnol. 658 00:35:33,521 --> 00:35:36,161 No, they will not be happy in a travelodge. 659 00:35:36,281 --> 00:35:39,601 What part of "four stars or more" don't you understand? 660 00:35:41,721 --> 00:35:42,721 What's that? 661 00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:44,641 Peace offering? 662 00:35:44,761 --> 00:35:46,081 Wait. Could be drugged. 663 00:35:48,961 --> 00:35:52,481 A shaman once told me I have the constitution of an armadillo. 664 00:36:01,601 --> 00:36:02,761 It's clean. 665 00:36:02,881 --> 00:36:05,841 - Why the change of heart? - I need your help. 666 00:36:05,961 --> 00:36:11,121 The werewolf I was telling you about is hiding out in a warehouse near the docks. 667 00:36:11,241 --> 00:36:13,097 That's probably what happened to your other gimp. 668 00:36:13,121 --> 00:36:21,121 Noo-ooo-ooo-ooo! 669 00:36:23,961 --> 00:36:25,561 All right, darling. 670 00:36:26,641 --> 00:36:28,361 Poor bastard. 671 00:36:29,601 --> 00:36:31,041 Took one for the team. 672 00:36:31,161 --> 00:36:33,521 I don't think I can get him on my own, 673 00:36:33,641 --> 00:36:35,921 so I was wondering if I could borrow Kane. 674 00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:38,361 We'll share the credit in front of the old ones, of course. 675 00:36:39,881 --> 00:36:41,281 But you wanted a dog. 676 00:36:41,401 --> 00:36:43,521 I don't see why you have to be involved at all. 677 00:36:43,641 --> 00:36:45,201 - It's my idea. - Was. 678 00:36:45,321 --> 00:36:47,681 You can get me a lickle werewolf, can't you? 679 00:36:47,801 --> 00:36:49,521 I'll get you a unicorn if you want it, baby. 680 00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,761 Hey, that's not fair! 681 00:36:51,881 --> 00:36:55,321 Complain to your line manager. Oh, hang on! Ithinkthat's me. 682 00:37:09,921 --> 00:37:11,161 Allison. 683 00:37:11,281 --> 00:37:13,841 While we're out, 684 00:37:13,961 --> 00:37:18,401 - I just want to tell you that I like you. - Oh, yeah, I like you too, Tom! 685 00:37:18,521 --> 00:37:22,201 Keep it going. He looks like he could use all the help he can get. 686 00:37:25,401 --> 00:37:27,041 What are you doing? 687 00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:29,241 You're not supposed to leave me alone with her. 688 00:37:29,361 --> 00:37:31,121 You're supposed to be feeding me lines. 689 00:37:31,241 --> 00:37:34,481 When they say housemates, they do have separate bedrooms, don't they? 690 00:37:34,601 --> 00:37:36,481 Leave it to me. 691 00:37:36,601 --> 00:37:38,681 Why don't we check out the ichthyosaur? 692 00:37:38,801 --> 00:37:40,361 It's a fossil. 693 00:37:40,481 --> 00:37:41,561 Why not? 694 00:37:41,681 --> 00:37:45,521 Well, actually, I think Alex was keener on seeing the woolly mammoth. 695 00:37:45,641 --> 00:37:46,841 Aren't you? 696 00:37:46,961 --> 00:37:48,601 Er, yeah. 697 00:37:48,721 --> 00:37:51,121 It's so big and woolly. 698 00:37:51,241 --> 00:37:52,881 We could do both together. 699 00:37:53,001 --> 00:37:56,321 I think what Alex is trying to say is that she and hal would like some private time. 700 00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:59,081 Oh, well, I... 701 00:38:00,481 --> 00:38:01,641 Hello? 702 00:38:03,521 --> 00:38:04,601 Tom? 703 00:38:04,721 --> 00:38:05,721 It's cutler. 704 00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:08,441 They sent the other bodyguard after you. 705 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:13,401 We've got to go. 706 00:38:13,521 --> 00:38:14,881 What?! 707 00:38:16,041 --> 00:38:18,081 Just be careful and focus on the matches. 708 00:38:18,201 --> 00:38:20,561 No glove, no love. 709 00:38:28,801 --> 00:38:31,641 - Everything... all right? - Yeah, great. 710 00:38:32,881 --> 00:38:34,321 You just... 711 00:38:34,441 --> 00:38:35,721 You seem a little bit... 712 00:38:35,841 --> 00:38:36,921 Mental. 713 00:38:39,001 --> 00:38:41,921 Sorry, it was... It was the elephant in the room. 714 00:38:42,041 --> 00:38:44,321 Couldn't resist! 715 00:38:44,441 --> 00:38:45,681 Sorry. 716 00:38:47,081 --> 00:38:49,041 - I'm a bit rusty. - Oh, me too. 717 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:52,761 Are you just out of a long-term relationship, or something? 718 00:38:52,881 --> 00:38:53,881 Something like that. 719 00:38:53,961 --> 00:38:57,121 So, you're scared of commitment and you don't want to get hurt? 720 00:38:57,241 --> 00:38:58,561 I don't want to hurt you. 721 00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:06,241 Look, I'm only here a couple of days, so you don't have to worry about commitment. 722 00:39:06,361 --> 00:39:09,561 And I can look after myself, so you're not gonna hurt me. 723 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,321 And I'm not gonna hurt you. 724 00:39:11,441 --> 00:39:12,601 Well... 725 00:39:12,721 --> 00:39:15,041 Unless you really want me to. 726 00:39:16,601 --> 00:39:18,641 So? What do you reckon? 727 00:39:19,721 --> 00:39:23,321 Come on, I won't even look you in the eyes. 728 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:57,001 Are you looking for me? 729 00:39:58,241 --> 00:40:00,281 Not so fast, Goliath. 730 00:40:00,401 --> 00:40:03,201 - Think you've got me, don't you? - Um, yeah. 731 00:40:03,321 --> 00:40:05,041 Well, maybe you have. But maybe you haven't. 732 00:40:05,121 --> 00:40:07,121 Is that a risk you're willing to take? 733 00:40:07,241 --> 00:40:08,681 Yeah. 734 00:40:08,801 --> 00:40:11,321 Gambling man, eh? Well, I'm a card shark. 735 00:40:11,441 --> 00:40:12,921 - And this is my casino. - Sorry, 736 00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:14,977 we just wanted to talk to you about these news stories. 737 00:40:15,001 --> 00:40:18,161 Don't you think it's up to werewolves to decide if we want to go public? 738 00:40:18,281 --> 00:40:20,641 - I can feel you, shaking. - Just answer the question. 739 00:40:20,761 --> 00:40:21,841 Shaking like a little lady. 740 00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:24,201 - Sexist! - Too close, Allison. Allison! 741 00:40:27,001 --> 00:40:28,881 Looks like I'm the one holding the cards. 742 00:40:29,001 --> 00:40:31,281 Now, are you gonna twist or stick? 743 00:40:31,401 --> 00:40:33,521 - What does that even mean?! - Allison... 744 00:40:33,641 --> 00:40:35,977 No, seriously, everybody loves Bruce Willis, but he's got a script. 745 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:38,257 - You'rejust making it up. - Shut up! Or I'll shut you up. 746 00:40:38,281 --> 00:40:39,481 Uh-uh! Cliché! 747 00:40:39,601 --> 00:40:42,041 How's about I write a script in your neck? 748 00:40:42,161 --> 00:40:44,241 Like a deadly author, with a poison pen. 749 00:40:44,361 --> 00:40:47,641 - Murder, he wrote. - I would've said... 750 00:40:47,761 --> 00:40:49,721 William stake-spear? 751 00:40:49,841 --> 00:40:51,721 He's not gonna stake you. 752 00:40:51,841 --> 00:40:52,841 Try me. 753 00:40:52,961 --> 00:40:54,737 Our blood's like acid to them. One drop and he burns. 754 00:40:54,761 --> 00:40:56,721 I'd rather burn than let you both live. 755 00:40:56,841 --> 00:40:59,041 We'll see about that. 756 00:40:59,161 --> 00:41:01,681 The face, not the face! 757 00:41:06,961 --> 00:41:09,481 Something about... heartburn? 758 00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:11,041 Heart... break? 759 00:41:11,161 --> 00:41:12,881 No, that doesn't work, does it? 760 00:41:13,001 --> 00:41:14,321 Shit. 761 00:41:17,481 --> 00:41:18,561 Are you all right? 762 00:41:22,241 --> 00:41:25,161 That was amazing! 763 00:41:25,281 --> 00:41:27,161 Yes! 764 00:41:38,561 --> 00:41:39,961 Wait a minute, wait! 765 00:41:41,561 --> 00:41:44,041 I thought you were just pleased to see me. 766 00:41:45,281 --> 00:41:46,401 Ooh! 767 00:41:46,521 --> 00:41:48,721 - You are. - Oh, hang on, then. 768 00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:56,721 What now? 769 00:41:56,841 --> 00:41:58,401 Garlic, holy water? 770 00:41:58,521 --> 00:42:01,041 - Are you all right? Your nose... - It's fine. 771 00:42:01,161 --> 00:42:03,241 And you didn't mind killing? 772 00:42:03,361 --> 00:42:05,041 He got what he deserved. 773 00:42:06,201 --> 00:42:10,201 Now I'm going to give you what you deserve, slayer! 774 00:42:10,321 --> 00:42:13,137 Oh, we didn't catch the ichthyosaurus at the museum! If we head back now... 775 00:42:13,161 --> 00:42:15,201 - It'll be shut! - Even with the badge? 776 00:42:15,321 --> 00:42:17,161 Fuck the badge! 777 00:42:18,361 --> 00:42:19,521 Allison! 778 00:42:19,641 --> 00:42:23,481 - You had to build Tracy island for that! - Am I doing something wrong? 779 00:42:24,561 --> 00:42:25,841 Tom: I don't think so. 780 00:42:25,961 --> 00:42:29,161 I've never been with a boy before. 781 00:42:29,281 --> 00:42:30,321 Me neither. 782 00:42:31,361 --> 00:42:32,561 Ora girl. 783 00:42:34,681 --> 00:42:36,201 I think... 784 00:42:36,321 --> 00:42:38,321 I think we're supposed to just... 785 00:42:39,601 --> 00:42:40,601 Relax... 786 00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:45,761 And do what feels natural. 787 00:42:48,201 --> 00:42:53,001 Imagine... I'm a vampire 788 00:42:53,121 --> 00:42:55,001 and you're a stake, 789 00:42:55,121 --> 00:42:57,321 plunging in and out. 790 00:42:57,441 --> 00:42:58,761 What? 791 00:42:58,881 --> 00:43:00,641 You're not a vampire. 792 00:43:00,761 --> 00:43:02,721 You're a flower and I'm a bee. 793 00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:05,921 We're supposed to spend time together, take it slow, like a pack. 794 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,721 We are - a vampire-killing pack! 795 00:43:07,841 --> 00:43:09,321 It's not supposed to be like this. 796 00:43:09,441 --> 00:43:10,441 Like what?! 797 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,177 - In the middle of all the violence. - But... 798 00:43:12,201 --> 00:43:14,401 There's a war on! You said! 799 00:43:14,521 --> 00:43:17,801 This is what it's like - snatched moments in air-raid shelters. 800 00:43:17,921 --> 00:43:18,921 You're not a soldier! 801 00:43:19,041 --> 00:43:20,361 I am! 802 00:43:21,681 --> 00:43:23,761 Tom? 803 00:43:23,881 --> 00:43:25,561 Tom! 804 00:43:25,681 --> 00:43:30,281 So, you have no friends, you don't owe any money and you have no regrets? 805 00:43:30,401 --> 00:43:32,561 Oh! Have you seen Titanic? 806 00:43:35,121 --> 00:43:36,441 I'm reading that. 807 00:43:41,161 --> 00:43:42,881 Are you all right, Tom? 808 00:43:43,961 --> 00:43:45,641 That Allison's changed. 809 00:43:45,761 --> 00:43:48,481 That's what happens when they get their slippers under the bed, son. 810 00:43:50,081 --> 00:43:51,241 Killed a vampire. 811 00:43:51,361 --> 00:43:54,401 - Tom... - Killed two of them, actually. 812 00:43:54,521 --> 00:43:57,321 After the first one, she was sick, scared. 813 00:43:58,481 --> 00:43:59,921 But then today she liked it. 814 00:44:00,041 --> 00:44:03,081 - She was all buzzing and excited. - Like you? Hm? 815 00:44:03,201 --> 00:44:05,081 Well, that's what happens, Tom. 816 00:44:05,201 --> 00:44:06,801 Killing changes you. 817 00:44:06,921 --> 00:44:08,561 Look where I've ended up. 818 00:44:08,681 --> 00:44:12,001 Hacking down seniors in the twilight of their lives. 819 00:44:12,121 --> 00:44:15,881 - Hey, isn't this your bit of stuff? - What? 820 00:44:16,001 --> 00:44:19,241 At least it's not page 3, thank god! 821 00:44:19,361 --> 00:44:23,041 "The parents of Allison Larkin have made an..." 822 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,841 - Emotional. - "...Emotional appeal 823 00:44:24,961 --> 00:44:26,921 "for the safe return of their daughter." 824 00:44:31,081 --> 00:44:32,321 Allison? 825 00:44:38,001 --> 00:44:39,961 Give me a ring when you get this, darling. 826 00:44:40,081 --> 00:44:41,881 I'm holding the fort on my own here. 827 00:44:43,041 --> 00:44:44,321 Problem? 828 00:44:46,681 --> 00:44:49,761 Surely a dog's no match for a gym bunny? 829 00:44:49,881 --> 00:44:51,961 You set him up? 830 00:44:52,081 --> 00:44:54,161 You think the old ones will be impressed with that? 831 00:44:56,921 --> 00:44:58,361 Allison: Leave him alone! 832 00:44:58,481 --> 00:45:00,601 I've got your back. 833 00:45:02,361 --> 00:45:04,881 You betrayed us for a dog? 834 00:45:05,001 --> 00:45:06,161 For a werewolf. 835 00:45:06,281 --> 00:45:08,321 - There's a difference. - Allison: Exactly. 836 00:45:09,561 --> 00:45:13,361 Now, tell us why you're planting these stories in the press. 837 00:45:13,481 --> 00:45:15,161 The YouTube video? 838 00:45:15,281 --> 00:45:18,761 - I don't know what you're talking about. - She's lying! 839 00:45:20,281 --> 00:45:21,361 Ssh! 840 00:45:21,481 --> 00:45:23,161 Eve, come on, please. 841 00:45:23,281 --> 00:45:25,401 Ssh, ssh, ssh-ssh-ssh. 842 00:45:25,521 --> 00:45:28,601 - All right, all right. Ssh-ssh. - It's all go around here, isn't it? 843 00:45:28,721 --> 00:45:31,281 Things are going to have to change if I'm sticking round. 844 00:45:31,401 --> 00:45:33,201 You are not sticking around! 845 00:45:33,321 --> 00:45:34,521 Maybe it's destiny. 846 00:45:34,641 --> 00:45:37,961 I mean, the boys have got their girls and you've got me. 847 00:45:38,081 --> 00:45:40,881 - Ssh. - Don't mind giving my back a rub, do you? 848 00:45:41,001 --> 00:45:44,601 I think I banged it when you tossed me over the wall like next door's cat. 849 00:45:44,721 --> 00:45:47,681 All right! All right, listen. We've been over this and I've said I'm sorry. 850 00:45:47,761 --> 00:45:50,881 I am really, really sorry. 851 00:45:51,001 --> 00:45:53,161 Oh, I'm not complaining. I've enjoyed being dead. 852 00:45:53,281 --> 00:45:56,801 - You're not supposed to enjoy it! - That's the problem with you, Annie. 853 00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:58,761 Everything's supposed to be like this, or that, 854 00:45:58,841 --> 00:46:03,761 I'm not supposed to like naked girlies. Unfinished business has to be good. 855 00:46:03,881 --> 00:46:06,481 Look, life isn't like that. Mine wasn't. 856 00:46:06,601 --> 00:46:09,001 I don't see why death has to be. 857 00:46:10,721 --> 00:46:16,841 Right. You are holding Eve. Yes? And me and you, we are going out. 858 00:46:34,561 --> 00:46:36,241 Ah, what's the matter? Can't fetch, bitch? 859 00:46:42,041 --> 00:46:43,321 Tom: Allison, stop! 860 00:46:45,201 --> 00:46:46,577 If you kill her, you'll change for ever. 861 00:46:46,601 --> 00:46:48,801 You won't be human any more. 862 00:46:48,921 --> 00:46:51,001 I'm not a human. I'm a werewolf. 863 00:46:51,121 --> 00:46:52,881 - Only for one night a month. - Get off me! 864 00:46:53,001 --> 00:46:55,401 You bite, I bleed on you. 865 00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:59,081 I saw your mum and dad in the paper. They want you back. They love you. 866 00:47:00,681 --> 00:47:02,081 I can't go back like this. 867 00:47:02,201 --> 00:47:04,801 I don't belong there any more, you know that! 868 00:47:04,921 --> 00:47:06,041 Yes, you do! 869 00:47:07,401 --> 00:47:12,401 You're cool, you're funny, you're clever. You know Norwegian! 870 00:47:12,521 --> 00:47:17,441 On a full moon, you drag a chicken round on a string and transform somewhere quiet. 871 00:47:17,561 --> 00:47:21,601 The rest of the month, you don't have to change at all, cos you're perfect. 872 00:47:26,201 --> 00:47:29,361 If I let you go, do you promise not to try anything? 873 00:47:31,561 --> 00:47:33,521 Give me your word. 874 00:47:33,641 --> 00:47:34,841 I promise. 875 00:47:34,961 --> 00:47:37,137 That constitutes a verbal contract, made in the presence of two witnesses, 876 00:47:37,161 --> 00:47:39,841 one of whom is a qualified solicitor. 877 00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:46,001 Tom... she's dangerous. 878 00:47:46,121 --> 00:47:48,401 You wait till the old ones hear about this. 879 00:47:48,521 --> 00:47:50,161 It doesn't have to be like this - 880 00:47:50,281 --> 00:47:55,041 vampires against werewolves. Look at Tom, mr cutler. They're proof of that. 881 00:47:55,161 --> 00:47:56,161 Come on. 882 00:47:56,201 --> 00:47:58,041 Paxies? 883 00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:05,561 Allison! 884 00:48:34,361 --> 00:48:36,577 What's going on with the stories, the stuff in the press? 885 00:48:36,601 --> 00:48:39,361 Chillax. It's over. Case closed. 886 00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:41,681 Now they're saying they've found Jenny Wilson's body. 887 00:48:41,801 --> 00:48:43,361 The box tunnel coroner? 888 00:48:43,481 --> 00:48:44,961 Well, maybe they did. 889 00:48:45,081 --> 00:48:46,841 Might not all be fabricated. 890 00:48:46,961 --> 00:48:49,521 At the brecon beacons? At the upper neuadd reservoir? 891 00:48:49,641 --> 00:48:51,161 Nobody goes there! It's desolate. 892 00:48:51,281 --> 00:48:55,281 - Then how do you know? - What does it matter? Hal? 893 00:48:55,401 --> 00:48:58,601 Oh, well, look, this is today's! We only just took out the woman involved, so... 894 00:48:58,721 --> 00:49:00,081 If it's anything to do with her, 895 00:49:00,201 --> 00:49:02,321 - this is the last we'll hear about it. - A woman? 896 00:49:02,441 --> 00:49:04,881 - It was a woman? - Yeah, by the docks. 897 00:49:05,001 --> 00:49:06,241 Her name was golda. 898 00:49:07,521 --> 00:49:09,201 How did it go with Alex? 899 00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:11,401 I don't think we'll be seeing her again. 900 00:49:11,521 --> 00:49:15,161 - She tried to kiss me, and... - You killed her?! 901 00:49:16,841 --> 00:49:19,841 No, I think the routines have really helped suppress those urges. 902 00:49:19,961 --> 00:49:23,281 So, you, er... chickened out? 903 00:49:24,561 --> 00:49:26,561 That's absolutely ridicu... 904 00:49:26,681 --> 00:49:29,641 - How dare you?! - Oh, my god! 905 00:49:29,761 --> 00:49:32,481 You weren't scared of killing. You're just scared! 906 00:49:32,601 --> 00:49:35,601 I have seduced several thousand women in my time. 907 00:49:35,721 --> 00:49:38,697 When you was all blooded up, but now you're sober, you're just a scaredy cat! 908 00:49:38,721 --> 00:49:40,921 I'll have you know, I am a ruthless killer! 909 00:49:41,041 --> 00:49:42,081 Talk to her, then. 910 00:49:43,801 --> 00:49:45,521 You rang her off my phone. 911 00:49:45,641 --> 00:49:47,401 What are you doing? 912 00:49:48,561 --> 00:49:50,521 Tom, stop that! 913 00:49:52,481 --> 00:49:53,601 It's ringing! 914 00:49:53,721 --> 00:49:55,497 You've no idea of the dangers you're putting her in. 915 00:49:55,521 --> 00:49:56,601 Talk. 916 00:49:56,721 --> 00:49:58,321 Talk! 917 00:50:02,161 --> 00:50:03,281 Hello, Alex? 918 00:50:03,401 --> 00:50:04,401 It's voice mail. 919 00:50:09,841 --> 00:50:15,241 I'm afraid I'm not au fait with answering machine etiquette. 920 00:50:16,321 --> 00:50:21,401 I was telephoning to apologise for being so ungentlemanly... 921 00:50:21,521 --> 00:50:23,041 At the museum. 922 00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:28,001 And I was wondering if perhaps you'll allow me the privilege 923 00:50:28,121 --> 00:50:31,841 of making it up to you in person, with dinner, perhaps. 924 00:50:33,441 --> 00:50:34,561 A dance. 925 00:50:35,601 --> 00:50:37,481 Or some alternative courtly ritual. 926 00:50:37,601 --> 00:50:39,681 It's hal, by the way! 927 00:50:41,841 --> 00:50:43,561 Allison: Got a good feeling about those two. 928 00:50:46,681 --> 00:50:49,841 Maybe we could... Go on another double date? 929 00:50:51,001 --> 00:50:52,321 I'm not sure. 930 00:50:52,441 --> 00:50:54,401 You think he's too shy? 931 00:50:56,601 --> 00:50:58,841 I don't think we should see each other again. 932 00:50:59,921 --> 00:51:02,521 - What? - You've got a degree to finish. 933 00:51:02,641 --> 00:51:04,561 But we can still see each other at weekends. 934 00:51:04,681 --> 00:51:06,401 I can teach you how to e-mail. 935 00:51:06,521 --> 00:51:08,641 - Use a webcam. - Right. 936 00:51:08,761 --> 00:51:12,121 You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? 937 00:51:12,241 --> 00:51:15,001 No, but it don't matter. I don't want to see you again. 938 00:51:17,441 --> 00:51:18,441 But... 939 00:51:19,761 --> 00:51:22,921 You said I was... perfect. 940 00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:24,641 You are. 941 00:51:24,761 --> 00:51:26,561 And I don't want to change that. 942 00:51:26,681 --> 00:51:28,921 Well, I'm not. And you won't! 943 00:51:29,041 --> 00:51:31,081 - I almost did. - Look, Tom, 944 00:51:31,201 --> 00:51:33,721 I may have got a bit carried away, 945 00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:35,281 but I'm my own person. 946 00:51:37,001 --> 00:51:38,521 I know what I want. 947 00:51:38,641 --> 00:51:40,401 And... I want you. 948 00:51:40,521 --> 00:51:42,201 - Well, I don't want you. - Stop it. 949 00:51:42,321 --> 00:51:43,321 No, you stop it. 950 00:51:43,401 --> 00:51:45,801 You're speccy, you're annoying and you talk too much. 951 00:51:45,921 --> 00:51:48,337 Tom, I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work. 952 00:51:48,361 --> 00:51:50,441 I'm not trying to do anything. I just want you to go. 953 00:51:50,961 --> 00:51:52,241 Go, then! 954 00:51:55,161 --> 00:51:56,401 Fine. 955 00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:03,641 Allison. 956 00:52:08,801 --> 00:52:09,801 You forgot this. 957 00:52:09,921 --> 00:52:14,401 ♪ If she says I'm your girl then what can that mean? 958 00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:22,561 like it's been all your life 959 00:52:24,481 --> 00:52:29,801 ♪ he says it happens when you least expect it 960 00:52:30,961 --> 00:52:35,481 ♪ in a world of hasty words can they be right? ♪ 961 00:52:35,601 --> 00:52:37,201 Keep it. 962 00:52:40,761 --> 00:52:43,721 - Right. - Right. 963 00:52:45,201 --> 00:52:50,641 ♪ ...and precedents and case files don't apply 964 00:52:52,721 --> 00:52:58,201 ♪ when eyes and ears and tongue mistrust their power 965 00:52:59,961 --> 00:53:04,721 ♪ the organ in your chest perceives the light. ♪ 966 00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:43,881 Whoa! Hahahaha! 967 00:53:53,121 --> 00:53:55,841 Woo! Woo-ooo! 968 00:53:55,961 --> 00:53:56,961 Woooo! 969 00:53:57,081 --> 00:53:59,441 Wow, wow! 970 00:53:59,561 --> 00:54:00,881 Let's get out of here! 971 00:54:02,841 --> 00:54:05,521 Hurry up! Hurry up! 972 00:54:05,641 --> 00:54:09,481 - That was brilliant! - But totally unethical. 973 00:54:12,281 --> 00:54:14,121 Apparently not. 974 00:54:15,201 --> 00:54:17,401 I knew I was right. 975 00:54:18,601 --> 00:54:20,481 When your time comes, remember. 976 00:54:20,601 --> 00:54:23,921 It might not be a good thing you have to do. 977 00:54:37,121 --> 00:54:38,761 Well... 978 00:54:38,881 --> 00:54:41,001 Thanks, Annie. I, er... 979 00:54:41,121 --> 00:54:43,721 I'm sorry we didn't get to smooch. 980 00:54:43,841 --> 00:54:45,961 Me too 981 00:54:46,081 --> 00:54:48,321 Fancy one... for the road? 982 00:54:48,441 --> 00:54:49,441 Piss off. 983 00:54:49,521 --> 00:54:51,721 That's more like it! 984 00:55:00,721 --> 00:55:03,921 - Annie? - No, not another cupboard! 985 00:55:07,121 --> 00:55:08,721 God, Annie, it's really you. 986 00:55:08,841 --> 00:55:11,721 I've come so far to find you. 987 00:55:11,841 --> 00:55:13,481 Who are you? 988 00:55:13,601 --> 00:55:16,361 I'll explain everything, but you have to come with me. 989 00:55:16,481 --> 00:55:19,001 - No, no, no, not again. - Annie, listen to me. 990 00:55:19,121 --> 00:55:20,337 There's never been anything more important. 991 00:55:20,361 --> 00:55:24,041 I have a baby, Eve. I have to look after her. 992 00:55:24,161 --> 00:55:26,761 Annie... I am the baby. 993 00:55:26,881 --> 00:55:29,561 - What? - It's me, Annie. 994 00:55:29,681 --> 00:55:31,041 Mum. 995 00:55:32,201 --> 00:55:33,561 I'm Eve. 996 00:55:38,481 --> 00:55:40,721 - My god... - It's you. 997 00:55:43,881 --> 00:55:45,721 But it's me. It's Eve. 998 00:55:45,841 --> 00:55:47,417 I died and came back through my history. 999 00:55:47,441 --> 00:55:49,601 This thing that you want to tell me. What is it? 1000 00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:53,361 So this is the future. Ooh, do people havejet packs? 1001 00:55:53,481 --> 00:55:55,121 No, mostly everyone's dead. 1002 00:55:55,241 --> 00:55:58,401 Tomorrow is a full moon, so what I was thinking was, I get you in there, 1003 00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:00,721 - you transform... - Tear 'em to shreds. 1004 00:56:00,841 --> 00:56:03,281 Cutler: You could go straight back to the top of the pile. 1005 00:56:03,401 --> 00:56:04,881 That's your rightful place. 1006 00:56:05,001 --> 00:56:07,857 I bought you a drink, by the way, but, well, you were late, so I drank it. 1007 00:56:07,881 --> 00:56:09,241 I've been drinking already. 1008 00:56:09,361 --> 00:56:11,281 Creepy anda day-drinker. 1009 00:56:11,401 --> 00:56:16,521 Hal: Sooner or later, we all go back to being the monsters we truly are.