1 00:00:00,209 --> 00:00:02,086 [static] 2 00:00:04,130 --> 00:00:06,674 Governor's lettin' out a bunch of non-violent inmates 3 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:10,010 because of the Coronavirus, and you dumbasses are two of them. 4 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:12,012 -I thought you weren't a criminal. -I'm not. 5 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:15,307 But you don't spend 26 years in prison without learning a few things. 6 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:16,976 [Gloria] That's a Claude van Woodson. 7 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:19,812 It's probably worth half a million dollars if we can get our hands on it. 8 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,480 Half a... 9 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:24,483 -I found your parents. -Seriously? They're alive? 10 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:25,568 [beeps] 11 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,695 -Hello? -Mom? 12 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:30,114 -Dad? -Jack? 13 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,532 It's me! 14 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:33,993 Rooster, what's up, buddy? 15 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,579 Look who's ridin' shotgun who I been havin' frequent sex with. 16 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:39,373 It's Wiggles, your old girlfriend, in case you ain't see. 17 00:00:39,457 --> 00:00:41,667 And I been havin' frequent sex with her, in case you ain't hear. 18 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:43,961 Why do you have a picture of Rooster's pecker? 19 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,007 I'm sorry. Whose pecker is that?! 20 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:56,223 [Rooster] Hi... Hi... Excuse me... Um... Hello... 21 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,643 Hello... 22 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,228 Hello... 23 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:02,313 [Wiggles] See you tomorrow, Bob. 24 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:05,649 Thanks for helping me get my necklace out of that guy's beard. 25 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:09,361 Hello. Excuse me. Hi. Uh... 26 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:10,946 I was... I was wondering if, uh... 27 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:14,658 maybe, um... I just wanted to give this to you. 28 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:15,868 Oh, I'm sorry. 29 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:18,704 We can't accept gifts from customers once we're off the clock. 30 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:20,080 It's a real bummer. 31 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:22,500 I had to turn down a baby turtle once. 32 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,002 Oh, I'm not a customer. 33 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,087 My mom wouldn't even let me go in there. 34 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:30,382 See, I saw you at Pizza Hut last summer. 35 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:34,053 You... You ordered a pepperoni and pineapple with extra napkins. 36 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:37,097 I went into the bathroom to practice saying hello. 37 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,725 I came out, and you were gone. 38 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:43,020 I even got a job there, hoping that you'd come back, 39 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,104 but you never did. 40 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:47,650 Yeah, I think their root beer gave me diarrhea, 41 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,860 so I go to Little Caesars now. 42 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:52,530 You got a job at Pizza Hut for me? 43 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,490 Oh, it was just for, like, a couple months. 44 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:59,203 I thought I'd never see you again, but then... I drove by you on the sign. 45 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,956 What's your name? 46 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:05,167 Rooster. 47 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:08,879 Rooster. Like the king of the chickens. 48 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:11,382 Exotic. 49 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,008 [chuckles] 50 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,804 -[rock music plays] -[groans] 51 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:18,722 [chuckles] 52 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,560 [♪ "Kickstart my Heart" by Mötley Crüe plays] 53 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,154 Screw this. 54 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:48,335 Ugh! Ooh! 55 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,686 Oh... 56 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,200 [engine revs] 57 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,008 It's the craziest thing. 58 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:40,012 When I got locked up, they had, what, three types of Gatorade? 59 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:43,891 I went to the grocery store this morning, and there was this wall. 60 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,768 Like, a hundred varieties. 61 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:49,605 Blue Cherry, Green Apple, something called Frost. 62 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,523 I didn't... I didn't know where to start. 63 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,151 I'm sorry, what did you ask me? 64 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,111 The name of the town you're in. 65 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:58,113 Oh, that's right. Kimberton. 66 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,574 We've learned a lot about marijuana since you got arrested. 67 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:02,076 Turns out, it's great! 68 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,160 Have you tried the gummies? 69 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,746 No, I haven't had the opportunity to indulge. 70 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:06,872 [Herb] Oh, you're gonna love it. 71 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:10,000 You bite the head off a gummy bear, Wolf Blitzer becomes hysterical! 72 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:11,877 [Lorraine] We can't wait to see you. 73 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:15,172 I suppose you can't come to San Diego until it's safe to visit. 74 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,716 When you do, don't make a big show of it. 75 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:21,929 Our neighbor's nephew, he stands out front and plays the violin for them. 76 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,639 Same song over and over. 77 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:25,683 Last Tuesday, I threw my soup at him. 78 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:29,269 Oh, God. I'm just glad you have a free place to stay. 79 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:32,564 Actually, I might be able to move to my own place soon. 80 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:36,360 My roommates might be upset if they knew, but I have a job interview today. 81 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,195 You're kidding. For what? 82 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,363 [Jack] Oh, you're gonna love this. 83 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,615 In prison, I got a teaching degree online, 84 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:45,202 and there's an opening at the local high school. 85 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,288 [violin plays] 86 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:49,373 Son of a bitch. 87 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:53,127 [sighs] So, what are you gonna wear? 88 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,336 Do you have a suit? 89 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:57,548 No, just Dad's tux that I went to court in, 90 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,216 but the prison moths did a number on it. 91 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,342 Do you think I need one? 92 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:01,760 Of course you need one. 93 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,846 You need to dress like the man you wanna be. 94 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,516 -[violin stops] -[man] Hey! 95 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:10,060 [♪ "Talk About the Good Times" by Jerry Reed plays] 96 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,225 [rock music plays] 97 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,237 [soft music plays] 98 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:10,996 [indistinct chatter] 99 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,881 Don't be puttin' no toe nails in there, tryin' to get a free dog again. 100 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,841 Nah, it's an engagement ring. 101 00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:26,512 Oh, shit! Look at Casanova up in here! 102 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,014 Good luck! [chuckles] 103 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,226 What'd you say you wanted again? 104 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:35,270 Half Mello Yello, half orange, and half root beer. 105 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:38,273 I tried that a few times, but it kept spilling. 106 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:45,489 [crunching] 107 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,079 [gulps] 108 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,747 Dogs are a little chucky today. 109 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:55,541 -[car door slams] -[Barb] Rooster! 110 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,751 [sighs] Ah, shit. 111 00:06:57,835 --> 00:07:00,003 What did I tell you about hanging out with this trash? 112 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,463 Mom, you're embarrassing me. 113 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:04,675 Oh, and my son dating a stripper isn't embarrassing? 114 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,303 Stripper? I dance in a bikini, Mrs. Martinez. 115 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:09,847 It's a completely different union. 116 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,390 And you should work there too. 117 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,810 You're still sexy and beautiful, even if you don't always feel like it. 118 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,355 Why is she complimenting me when I'm being mean to her? 119 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,439 She's nice. 120 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,567 It's creepy. 121 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,152 You need to make a choice. 122 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:26,155 Do you want a mother or whatever this trash calls herself? 123 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:30,617 And keep in mind, if you choose her, you're gonna be doing your own laundry 124 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:33,495 and making your own pizza bagels for the rest of your life. 125 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,956 [tense music plays] 126 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:46,175 I'm sorry. 127 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:48,844 She's my mom. 128 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,611 [dramatic music plays] 129 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:16,288 [horn honks] 130 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:20,209 Relax, asshole! I'm trying to have a memory here! 131 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,503 [dramatic music plays] 132 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:32,346 [George] Why politics? 133 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,807 Honestly, I got into politics because I was bored. 134 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,684 [laughs] 135 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:42,356 People think being rich is easy, but when you don't have to work, 136 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,150 figuring out a way to fill up your day is a full-time job. 137 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,486 Hey, Barb. You got an old suit I can borrow? 138 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,029 What do you need a suit for? 139 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:52,783 Oh, my... my parents told me I got an uncle that lives nearby. 140 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,035 They asked me to go visit him, but I wanted to look nice. 141 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:58,622 Sorry. My father only had one suit and we buried him in it. 142 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,374 -[Jack] Oh. -I have a shovel in the garage. 143 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:03,001 Yeah, I told my uncle I'd see him today at 2:30, 144 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:05,212 so I'm not sure I got time to dig up a body. 145 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:08,924 Try Goodwill. And while you're out, pick up some baby powder, would you? 146 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,677 Mine's disappeared and I like to sprinkle it on the floor 147 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,971 to follow the mouse footprints to their hideout. 148 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,055 Wait, you have mice? 149 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,642 Uh, yeah... it's a house. 150 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,477 Thanks. 151 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,728 Oh, hold on. 152 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:24,898 I think I found something to help us rob the Congresswoman. 153 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:26,900 Ugh. 154 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,568 All right, well... 155 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:32,447 [George] The third wife of food additive tycoon Horace Tackleberry 156 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:36,201 is, in fact, quite wealthy, thanks to her husband's father, 157 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,036 who invented Red Dye Number 39. 158 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:42,082 We get a penny every time someone bites into a Twizzler 159 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:45,252 or slurps down a spoonful of cherry Jell-o. 160 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,087 And those pennies add up. 161 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,797 Americans love their red foods. 162 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:49,881 [chuckles] 163 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:53,552 [George] Tackleberry insisted on giving us a tour of her palatial estate, 164 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,887 pointing out some of her favorite possessions: 165 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:59,683 salt and pepper shakers from Saddam Hussein's winter home, 166 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,269 an expansive art collection, including many pieces 167 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,980 she didn't seem to realize were hung upside down, 168 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:09,651 stained-glass windows purchased in the Notre Dame Fire fire sale, 169 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:13,238 and her favorite toy, an automatic dog treat feeder 170 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,532 she can control with her phone to check in on... 171 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,200 -[dog barks] -Ow! 172 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,829 ...and feed her beloved Doberman named Birthday Girl. 173 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,999 But one thing Tackleberry doesn't want to boast about 174 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:28,253 are reports of her dumping millions in personal stocks 175 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:32,382 while assuring the public that the virus was nothing to be concerned with. 176 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:36,053 The, uh, administration is confident that the virus won't reach America, 177 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,554 so there is no need to panic. 178 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:42,225 That said, if you do wanna start washing your hands, no one's gonna stop you. 179 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,103 Were you dumping stocks right at that moment? 180 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:47,314 I only agreed to do this interview 181 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,025 because you promised you wouldn't ask that question. 182 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,238 How is any of this boring shit gonna help us figure out 183 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,033 how to break into this woman's house and steal that painting? 184 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,576 Check it out. 185 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,703 See these security cameras inside her house? 186 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,122 They're everywhere. And they're wireless. 187 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:07,751 We tap into her Wi-Fi and we get 24-hour surveillance inside her home. 188 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,835 Hmm. 189 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,295 We need her password. 190 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:14,341 That is not my area of expertise, but I do know someone that can help. 191 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,677 [scoffs] You typed the "N" backwards, genius. 192 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:18,762 It's Russian. 193 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,682 Well, it's still backwards. 194 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,394 [electronic music plays] 195 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:56,758 Hey. 196 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,803 Oh, what do you want? 197 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,266 I just wanna talk, you know? I miss you. 198 00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:08,812 Well, it's too bad. You made your choice and you chose Mommy. 199 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,106 I'm with Melvin now, who, by the way, 200 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,941 found a picture of your wiener in his house 201 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,943 and he thinks you're up to something. 202 00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,823 Yeah, well, it's not my wiener. 203 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,034 That's weird 'cause it looks like yours. 204 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,662 Maybe it's someone who's part of a dopple gang? 205 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,414 My dad told me about the dopple gangs 206 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,166 when I saw someone who looked exactly like him 207 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,418 trying on women's shoes at the flea market. 208 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:34,129 One dog per person today. I'm low on supplies. 209 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,964 Partner up on napkins too. 210 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:39,134 Pick a side and stick with it so you're not trading germs. 211 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,141 Wait, we don't gotta pay for these? 212 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:49,769 No. Almost everyone in the building lost their jobs because of COVID, 213 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:53,982 so Wanda's feeding people until they catch that bat that's making everyone sick. 214 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,066 Oh. 215 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:59,654 Look, I messed up, okay? Just give me a second chance. 216 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,365 I wish we could go back to that day 217 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,409 where I put that engagement ring in your hot dog. 218 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,787 You put an engagement ring in my hot dog? 219 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,122 Yeah, that day at Wanda's when... 220 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,500 Oh, my God, that's where it came from! 221 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,377 I heard a clink in the toilet, looked down and saw something sparkle. 222 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,838 Oysters make pearls, and I thought that maybe I made a ring 223 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:20,425 No, I bought you that ring 'cause I wanted to propose. 224 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,510 I still do. 225 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,888 Look, just give me back the ring and I can put it in that hot dog 226 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,932 and we can start all over. 227 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,518 I love you, Wiggles Rosenstein. 228 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:33,688 Rooster, I... [sighs] 229 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,941 You know, you can't just... 230 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,485 I don't even have that ring anymore. 231 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,569 What? 232 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:43,281 Well, nobody's making any money, so we're all just trading stuff with each other. 233 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:46,201 I gave the ring to the dog groomer in 2J for free haircuts, 234 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:49,371 and she gave it to the drug dealer in 1C for some cocaine. 235 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,455 [sighs] 236 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,749 -[door opens] -[hip hop music plays] 237 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:01,341 Sorry. I didn't know that the ring was from you. 238 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:04,844 But it doesn't matter. What's done is done. 239 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,304 The universe decided what should happen 240 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,390 and God is the universe's boss, 241 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:11,768 so if God wanted us to be together, he would tell the universe 242 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:16,022 to put that ring in another hot dog and then I would swallow it 243 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:20,068 and then I would poop it out again and then I would clean it off real good 244 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,778 and then I would marry you. 245 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,826 But that's not what God wants. 246 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,621 [door closes] 247 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,043 Hundred bucks. 248 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,503 I'm not here to buy coke. 249 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,131 If you're not here for... Hey, watch out, homie. 250 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,218 If you're not here for coke, what you want? 251 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,970 I wanna buy that ring on your finger. 252 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,763 I'll give you everything I have: 253 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:53,018 240 bucks and a rock that looks like it might be from outer space. 254 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,185 I'll take it. 255 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,356 As a down payment. Come back when you have ten grand. 256 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,485 [laughs] You hear what I said to that asshole? 257 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,738 I said, "Come back when you have ten grand." 258 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,656 [all laugh] 259 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,742 [dramatic music plays] 260 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,546 [grunting] 261 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,480 [sniffing] 262 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,691 What are you doing? 263 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,527 [sniffs] Smellin' for mouse piss. 264 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,321 [sniffs] 265 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,199 Hey, Ma, you still got that gun that I got you for Mother's Day? 266 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,575 It's in my underwear drawer. Why? 267 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:51,993 I need it. 268 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,078 And I'm taking the Pacer 269 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,413 'cause I can't hold the gun and steer my bike at the same time. 270 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:59,000 Rooster. You know the rule with the gun. 271 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,461 We have a hundred-second cooling off period. 272 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,254 Now get down here and start countin'. 273 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,964 [sighs] 274 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,175 [speaking Russian] 275 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,260 Hot damn! It's Russia! 276 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:14,307 [speaking Russian] 277 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,479 Gloria's trying to hack into the Congresswoman's security cameras, 278 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,607 so she's talking to some crazy chick in Russia to get the password. 279 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:23,858 Shit is bananas! 280 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,111 No time. My uncle's expecting me in 45 minutes. 281 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:31,616 [speaking Russian] 282 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:33,785 -[speaking Russian] -[beeping] 283 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,454 She says she could give us a password, but she needs five grand. 284 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,707 Five-thousand dollars for a word? 285 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,251 Well, what can I say, you gotta spend money to steal money. 286 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,586 Yo, this guy I'm about to rob has a ton of cash. 287 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,380 If Jack comes with me, we could probably just... 288 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,464 How high did you count? 289 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:48,758 Thirty-six. 290 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,593 Thirty-seven... 291 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:54,681 Hey, Barb, do you have any makeup, so I can cover this stupid prison tattoo? 292 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:55,932 Check my purse. 293 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,934 Ooh, Jack, we need five grand. 294 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,062 Which I have a perfect solution for. 295 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,897 How would you like to rob an asshole drug dealer 296 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,733 who lives down the hallway from Wiggles? 297 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:05,859 -I was just there. -[vibrating] 298 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:09,404 [Barb] Hold the phone. What were you doing hanging out with that trash? 299 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,823 [Rooster] She's not trash. 300 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,950 And what the hell were you doing in her apartment? 301 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,953 She had one of my game controllers. I just went to get it back. 302 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,038 Look, if we leave now, we could probably just... 303 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,915 Yeah, today's not ideal for me. 304 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,459 Besides, it's too risky. 305 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,628 You rob regular people, they call the cops. 306 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,631 You rob drug dealers, they come looking for you. 307 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:32,302 Come on, this is perfect. If they come looking for us, you could kick his ass. 308 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,345 I'm sorry, man, that's not really my vibe. 309 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,472 Oh, okay. 310 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,516 No wonder you're a goody two shoes, 'cause you don't really have any choice. 311 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,269 I wish I knew you couldn't fight when we were cellmates. 312 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,730 I would've made you clean the toothpaste out the sink. 313 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,274 Well, I guess you squandered your opportunity. 314 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,612 Screw him. 315 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,490 Anyone wanna come with me or am I robbin' this guy alone? 316 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,824 You're not robbing anyone. 317 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,910 If Jack says it's too risky, it's too risky. 318 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,411 We'll figure out another way to get the money. 319 00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,996 This is bullshit! 320 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,707 How come Jack gets to make all the rules? I'm a grown-ass man! 321 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,756 Forty-two... forty-three... forty-four... 322 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,260 [birds squawking] 323 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,345 How's it going? 324 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,472 Well, my arm's sweating, so it's not sticking. 325 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,725 I tried rolling on some deodorant as primer, but it's not working. 326 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:21,976 Here, let me. 327 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,230 [grunts] 328 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,232 [knock at door] 329 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,317 [tense music plays] 330 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,530 Ooh! 331 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,412 -Can I help you? -Is your son home? 332 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:42,747 No. Why? 333 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,374 Just wanted to check in on him. 334 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,501 You know, one Eskimo brother to another. 335 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,211 Make sure he wasn't harboring any ill will 336 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,630 about me sticking my ding-a-ling in his ex's thing-a-ling. 337 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,007 Wiggles? He's over her. 338 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,176 Tossed her out like a pee bottle on the interstate. 339 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,763 Well, still. Tell Rooster I'd like to chat. 340 00:18:58,847 --> 00:18:59,848 Mm. 341 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:03,059 You haven't come over to buy toilet paper in a while. 342 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:04,894 Been constipated. 343 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,772 [blowing] 344 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,651 Hey, you guys seen Rooster? 345 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,237 I saw him go into your room a little while ago. 346 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,822 Shit! 347 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:16,906 What? 348 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:22,787 Shit! 349 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:26,791 Shit! 350 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,209 He's gonna get himself killed. 351 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,549 Shit. 352 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,676 [♪ "Bang Bang" by Joe Cuba Sextet] 353 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,312 Last one. 354 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,940 Hey, sorry, folks, I'm all out. Sorry. 355 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:45,119 [grunts] 356 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,497 What the hell you doin', you pervert? There's kids around here. 357 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,959 I'm not a pervert. I was just trying to get something out of my pants. 358 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,380 Oh, shit! 359 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,466 Tough guy comin' to get his ring, huh? 360 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,426 Pick him up, boys. 361 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:03,596 Ah, nah, come on. Don't pick me up, boys. 362 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,932 And we're gonna have a little chat. 363 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,271 [pocket bike engine whining] 364 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,904 [tense music plays] 365 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,710 Uh, sorry, sweetheart, I had to call off the dogs. 366 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,378 If I ever get one of those stimulus checks, 367 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,131 I might be able to start feedin' people again. 368 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:43,302 [dance music plays] 369 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:46,014 Hey, have some respect for people's privacy. 370 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,849 I'm trying to pay my plumber. 371 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,942 [Hashbrown] Oh, shit, we're gonna have some fun, lover boy. 372 00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:00,361 Tryin' to steal my ring for your girl, huh? 373 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,156 We're gonna play "Wheel of Fortune." 374 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,242 I spin the wheel and we find out what your fortune is. 375 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,744 [gun cylinder spins] 376 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,662 [gun cocks] 377 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,500 -[gun clicks] -[Hashbrown laughs] Let's try again. 378 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:15,793 [gun cylinder spins] 379 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:17,462 Goddamn it. 380 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,258 You know how to fight, kid? 381 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,886 I used to wrestle in high school. Does that count? 382 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:25,970 No. 383 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,433 Unless you ever wrestled three gang members with toothbrush shivs. 384 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:35,646 No worries, just keep your eyes open. You'll learn how to take care of yourself. 385 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,696 Hold up, we got a customer. 386 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:51,746 Hundred bucks. 387 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,795 [grunting] 388 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,799 [groans] 389 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:08,554 [♪ "Goody Two Shoes" by Adam Ant plays] 390 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,529 [all grunting] 391 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:27,740 [all grunting] 392 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,472 [both gurgling] 393 00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:02,066 [screams] 394 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,860 [screams] 395 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:04,944 [groans] 396 00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:06,195 [groans] 397 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:07,280 [screams] 398 00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:08,990 [gun cocks] 399 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,074 Shoot this fool! 400 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:21,460 [groans] 401 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:28,050 [groans] 402 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,802 [both grunting] 403 00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:31,929 [both grunting] 404 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,153 [groans] 405 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:50,072 [panting] Why'd you kick me? 406 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:53,993 [whispers] They can't know we're together or they'll come after you. I'm sorry. 407 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:56,746 [groans] 408 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:00,833 [all grunting] 409 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:22,396 Where'd you learn to do all that? 410 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,940 Shh. 411 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:29,820 [panting] 412 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:44,001 [indistinct chatter] 413 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,006 What's all that about? 414 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,592 You seen the spider tattoo on his neck? 415 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:52,760 Yeah. 416 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:55,554 That spider tattoo means he's in the Serbian Mafia. 417 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:59,558 Anybody who's in the drug game knows not to mess with the Serbian Mafia. 418 00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:00,643 [slurps] 419 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,070 [door closes] 420 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:15,700 [whispers] Serbians. 421 00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,579 Serbians! 422 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,583 [engine shuts off] 423 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:33,634 Rooster's fine. I gotta go. 424 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:36,887 [door closes] 425 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,598 [Barb] Ooh. 426 00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:43,894 Hello, old friend. 427 00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:54,905 First of all, I'd like to thank all the moms 428 00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:57,074 for helping us continue athletics from home. 429 00:26:57,158 --> 00:27:00,244 So, so crucial to helping us maintain normalcy for the kids 430 00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:01,579 while we get through this pandemic. 431 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,041 [engine shuts off] 432 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:07,376 [sighs] 433 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,087 Hunter, where's your mother? 434 00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:13,674 She's in the hot tub doing synchronized swimming practice with my sister. 435 00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:16,635 Okay, well, try not to get bit. 436 00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:17,720 [whistle blows] 437 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:20,431 [all grunting] 438 00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:25,478 Hey, I'm here about the English teacher slash wrestling coach job. 439 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,188 Oh, thank God. 440 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,482 The old coach took early retirement because of the virus 441 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,025 and I have no idea what I'm doing. 442 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:32,193 I'll meet you out front in a sec. 443 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,903 Okay. 444 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:37,198 Kyle, let go your mother's neck. She's turning blue. 445 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:42,119 Sorry about the distance. It's county protocol. 446 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:43,621 No problem. 447 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:50,795 Is this resume in pencil? 448 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:56,092 Yeah. I don't have a printer, so I just traced the letters from the newspaper. 449 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,344 Okay. [clears throat] 450 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:01,222 Boy Scouts, high school wrestling team... 451 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:02,973 -Mm-hmm. -Homecoming court. 452 00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:05,476 Not the king, just part of the court. 453 00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:06,560 Still a thrill. 454 00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:08,896 I bet. [chuckles] 455 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:13,526 You did some dog sitting from 1990 through 1994 and... 456 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:17,029 I'm seeing a bit of a lull. 457 00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:19,824 Is there a reason why you didn't list your job at the extermination company? 458 00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:24,078 Oh. Oh, this is just a loner because... 459 00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:27,164 Okay, this is something I didn't wanna get into, 460 00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:31,168 but, uh... [clears throat] I have a bit of a history some people 461 00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:34,380 might jump to unfortunate conclusions about upon hearing. 462 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,175 I spent the last 26 years in prison. 463 00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,344 -Really? -Yeah, it's not as bad as it sounds. 464 00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:43,222 I just... I sold some pot and it was back when they had mandatory minimums, 465 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:44,348 so I... 466 00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:45,433 I love prison. 467 00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:46,517 Excuse me? 468 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,520 I love it. I really do. Can't get enough. 469 00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:52,231 Orange Is the New Black, Shawshank, Oz. 470 00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:54,400 Oh, you remember Oz? 471 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:57,403 Oh, man. Is that a prison tattoo? 472 00:28:57,486 --> 00:29:00,281 Hmm? Oh, yeah. 473 00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:04,034 It's a two and a seven 'cause I was dealt a bad hand. 474 00:29:04,118 --> 00:29:05,911 The guy even put little pot leaves. 475 00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:09,165 -Oh, that is so cool. -[chuckles] 476 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,833 Listen, I'd love to hire you. 477 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:13,878 Oh, thank you so much. You are not gonna regret this. 478 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:16,797 Oh, man. Oh, my parents are gonna flip. 479 00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:19,091 They were both teachers, so this is gonna make them super proud. 480 00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:22,261 Yes, well, this is awkward. 481 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:23,345 I wasn't finished. 482 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:27,057 The state won't allow me to hire a teacher with a felony drug conviction. 483 00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:29,935 Wait, what? Are you kidding me? 484 00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:33,939 No, I wish I was 'cause you seem like a great guy. 485 00:29:34,023 --> 00:29:37,902 Have you considered being an exterminator? Shirt looks nice. 486 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:39,445 Red seems to agree with you. 487 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,697 [sighs] 488 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,157 I wanted to teach. 489 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:48,245 You could teach those bugs a lesson for coming into the house. 490 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:51,957 I'm just trying to help. 491 00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:00,132 [♪ "Thunderbird Wine" by David Quinn plays] 492 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:12,144 [snorts] 493 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:15,564 Whoo-hoo! 494 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,193 Hey, was your uncle excited to meet you? 495 00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:20,736 I had an uncle I met later in life. 496 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,822 His name was Uncle Nate. Nice guy, but he was kind of handsy. 497 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:26,408 But he had Bell's palsy, so it wasn't too hard to fight him off. 498 00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:27,618 His wife was a piece of work. 499 00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:29,787 Everyone called her Bunny, but she looked more like a turkey to me. 500 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,080 She had a long, flabby chin. 501 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,082 It looked like her mouth had melted down into her neck, 502 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,543 but, boy, she could sing like an angel. 503 00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:37,002 I'll tell you this one thing... 504 00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:41,257 What are you doing? 505 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:42,841 I'm leaving. 506 00:30:42,925 --> 00:30:45,386 Are you moving in with your uncle? Can I come? There's mice here. 507 00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:48,222 There is no uncle. I had a job interview. 508 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,140 A job interview? For what? 509 00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:52,434 An English teacher who also coaches wrestling. 510 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,937 But it doesn't matter because apparently you can't be a teacher 511 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,772 if you've been in prison for selling drugs. 512 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,148 Why would you wanna be an English teacher? 513 00:30:58,232 --> 00:30:59,525 Who also coaches wrestling. 514 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:03,654 Probably also would have done carpool drop-off duty and chaperoned dances. 515 00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:04,822 Oh, I would've crushed it. 516 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:07,116 But we're gonna make bank off this Congresswoman. 517 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,492 You stole enough cash to get the password, 518 00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:09,702 and from here, it's only a matter of time. 519 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,829 I'm not robbing any Congresswoman. 520 00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:13,872 I don't wanna be doing any of this bullshit. 521 00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:15,958 I could have been killed today because of Rooster. 522 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,002 It's not who I am. I'm not a criminal. 523 00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:21,505 Yeah, you keep saying that, but you helped us Rob Melvin. 524 00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:22,590 You helped us rob the vet clinic... 525 00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:24,133 They were shitty people. 526 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,885 And even then, I went and snuck some of our cash 527 00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:28,637 to good people, to feel okay about it. 528 00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:32,600 I stole because I thought I had no choice, but I do and I'm leaving. 529 00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:33,684 To where? 530 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,519 Parents in San Diego. 531 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,732 If I had to leave a couple of bottles behind, what flavor would you drink? 532 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:42,276 Jack, you can't leave me here with these idiots. 533 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:43,902 I can't rob the Congresswoman alone. 534 00:31:43,986 --> 00:31:46,905 Today Barb asked if we'll see ghosts on the security cameras. 535 00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:49,033 Well, let me know if you do. 536 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:52,119 -Excuse me. -Well... Okay. 537 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,203 Yeah. 538 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,998 What if you could be a teacher after we're done? 539 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,208 I told you they won't let me be a teacher. 540 00:31:58,292 --> 00:31:59,752 So stop being you. 541 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:02,212 You think I only know people who can get passwords? 542 00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:05,924 I can get you a brand-new identity, passport, Social Security card, 543 00:32:06,008 --> 00:32:08,093 driver's license, any name you want. 544 00:32:08,177 --> 00:32:11,388 Frank or Doug or Travis. Any of those sound good? 545 00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:12,931 You could start fresh. 546 00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:15,184 I just need you for a few weeks first. 547 00:32:20,356 --> 00:32:23,984 All right, when you say we're gonna make bank off this Congresswoman... 548 00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:27,946 You'll be the wealthiest English teacher who also coaches wrestling in America. 549 00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:31,784 Rooster's gonna jump off the roof, hit the trampoline, 550 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,702 and launch himself over the garage! 551 00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:34,828 This is the best thing that's happened 552 00:32:34,912 --> 00:32:37,289 since my sister tried to ride a tire down the street. 553 00:32:37,373 --> 00:32:39,083 One of those tractor ones from a farm. 554 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,126 How cool are animals? Did you know that mama cows... 555 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:43,212 You hide the ladder, I'll flush the coke. 556 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,880 Okay. 557 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,507 Jesus Christ. 558 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:50,511 [funk music plays] 559 00:32:50,594 --> 00:32:54,390 I still think it's impossible for a mouse to run off with all that cocaine. 560 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:59,103 I don't know. According to cartoons, they're pretty crafty little devils. 561 00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:03,357 Oh, yeah, they're havin' a party. 562 00:33:04,692 --> 00:33:09,321 You know what? Good for them. It can't be easy being a mouse. 563 00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:11,115 You guys, we're in. 564 00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:15,327 "The Real Housewife of Congressional District Ten" is on the air. 565 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:21,792 Oh, my God, is she rich. Her TV comes with an exercise bike. 566 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:24,753 [Lorraine] That's wonderful news! Congratulations! 567 00:33:24,837 --> 00:33:26,630 [Herb] Not bad, kid, not bad. 568 00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:28,382 Yeah, I can't believe it myself. 569 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:31,343 I'll call you after my first day. I love you. 570 00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:32,428 [phone beeps] 571 00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:33,554 Your parents? 572 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:34,805 Yeah. 573 00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:36,557 I don't like lyin' to 'em like that, 574 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,642 but I thought they deserved to be proud of me for once. 575 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:40,894 What's this? 576 00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:45,524 I didn't tell the others, but the dealer had a lot more cash than five grand. 577 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:49,278 I thought maybe you could show me what it is you do to feel good about yourself. 578 00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:53,615 Tell your friends we are back in business! 579 00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:57,536 An angel left enough dogs and buns on my doorstep to feed folks for weeks. 580 00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:58,704 Which should be more than enough 581 00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:02,040 because Trump promises this will be all over by Easter. 582 00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:04,126 [♪ "Bring It On Up" by Loleatta Holloway plays] 583 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,256 It's pretty cool, huh? 584 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:13,385 I gotta say, I thought you were crazy, but you were right. 585 00:34:13,469 --> 00:34:14,928 -Mm. -It feels good. 586 00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:19,641 Yeah. Sure does. 587 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,247 God sent me. 588 00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:44,833 [tense music plays] 589 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,585 Show me your pecker. 590 00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:48,921 Hey, come on, man. There's no need to... 591 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:50,881 I said show me your pecker! 592 00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:53,509 Okay. 593 00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:03,435 [Rooster sighs] 594 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,649 You got some explaining to do, Cinderella. 595 00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:10,359 [sighs] 596 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,444 [♪ "Samo Se Jednom Zivi" by Davor Jovanovic plays] 597 00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:04,640 [wind blowing] 598 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,897 Why are you with this guy? 599 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:16,193 He's an asshole and his house smells like a can of tennis balls. 600 00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:20,781 Actually, that's him, not the house. He has a unique musk. 601 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,580 Uh, no offense, dude, but shouldn't you have a mask on? 602 00:37:28,664 --> 00:37:30,582 None of you have a mask on. 603 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,542 [tense music plays] 604 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,101 This is the best reality show I've ever seen. 605 00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:55,857 Hogan Knows Best was up there, but this is pure, unfiltered reality.