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I want set the record straight about penis
bones.
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Walruses have the prestigious distinction
of having the largest ones on the planet.
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Penis bones – or bacula – are enigmatic
structures that are possessed by males of
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various species across several mammalian orders.
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They aren’t true bones inasmuch as they
are actually derived from outside of the skeleton
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– from connective tissue that forms at the
very tip of the penis.
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Despite the fact that walruses have kind of
won the evolutionary lottery of the penis
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bone – scientists cannot come to a specific
agreement as to their exact function.
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The leading hypothesis as to the original
function of the baculum is in helping to maintain
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erections.
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You can imagine that the Northern oceans (where
mammals with the largest penis bones are found)
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are quite cold, and copulations most often
occur in the freezing water.
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Copulation on land does happen sometimes and
it comes with its own hazards…
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I mean, have you seen a walrus?
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If things get a little rough (as they often
do), delicate phalluses could easily be crushed.
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So the bacula help to ensure that penises
remain intact and functional.
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Female preference is another important aspect
of penis-bone biology.
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In addition to facilitating the maintenance
of erections and providing penis protection,
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there are aspects of baculum morphology that
are shaped by what the ladies like.
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After all, if a baculum is shaped in such
a way that it stimulates and pleasures the
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females, it follows that males with said bacula
will be more likely to score.
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Others species have smaller, but much more
intricate bacula with spines, hooks and curves.
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Interestingly, the penis bones of walruses,
sea lions and polar bears are termed OOSIKs
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in Native Alaska cultures and they are used
as handles for tools.
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This is the pretty much extent of human interaction
with penis bones, as our species no longer
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possesses them - even though some of our closest
primate relatives do.
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So unlike the animals gifted with bacula,
human males have to perform without this added
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advantage.
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If you want to see more copulation creations,
check out this Wild Sex playlist!
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