♪ ♪
This rocket looks awesome!
I know. I hope it works.
Cami, would our pizza guy have sold it to us
out of the back of his van if it didn't?
Either way, this is still gonna be
the best week of my life, 'cause Minty's gone!
[blows noisemaker]
I've noticed you're tending to wedge that
into a lot of conversations.
Wedge what in?
The fact that Minty's gone?!
[blows noisemaker]
-Thanks, Pam! -[noisemaker honk]
Best assistant ever.
I heard Minty was sent to military school in Nevada.
Yeah, and I do kinda feel bad...
for Nevada!
Kids, you want your burgers well done?
[overlapping chatter]
-[hissing] -Lemme rephrase that.
You're all gettin' your burgers well done!
Hey, where should I put the potato salad?
You okay, little man?
I'm just waiting for my eyes and brain
to get on the same page.
This is my lucky outfit.
I'm about to watch some college football,
and as long as I'm wearing this, my Texas Bull Riders can't lose!
Yee-haw!
I feel like I should've figured this out by now.
Oh, thank you, Caleb!
How sweet! A dwarf cactus.
It's actually not real.
I make fake dwarf cacti in my garage
every weekend with my grandma. Not to brag.
[chuckles]
How has he never had a girlfriend before me?
[sigh] It is a mystery.
Hey! Sorry we're late,
but someone took forever primping in the mirror.
Yeah, you.
And you are welcome!
I'll go grab my beekeeper mask!
What are you talking about?
For the Would You Wrather I came up with.
Play tag with bees or wear a hat full of cheese.
Fred, we thought you were kidding.
Excuse us.
I talked this up to Neve all morning about
I came up with the Would You Wrather idea.
Well, sorry,
but, I mean, how would you even play tag with bees?
Well, we'll never know now, will we?
-[phone ringing] -[sighs]
Ignore. It's just Carol Falky from my office
calling to brag about another house she sold.
I'm telling you, it's because she crushes it
on social media!
I've seen her videos. They are so...
not funny at all.
Mom, you gotta get online.
Social networking will totally up your sales.
I don't know. It seems like such a waste of time.
Mom, you're doing it. In fact,
I'm gonna make an account for you myself.
Okay, I'll try it.
All right, Jenna!
Yee-haw!
This is blowing my mind!
-All right, let's do this! -[beep]
Hey, Wratherheads! Today, we ask
would you rather be a human bottle rocket...
or a human sparkler?
Fred's idea was way better.
-[beep] -And you guys chose bottle rocket!
My whole life has been leading to this!
Actually, Ollie, this one's too dangerous.
Yeah, we're bringing in Ollie 2.0.
What? No!
I hate Ollie 2.0!
But, he is smooth with the ladies,
I'll give him that.
Okay, everyone! Stand back.
It's time to take Would You Wrather to outer space.
[rocket whirring]
[sputters, stops]
[Cami] Well, that didn't go very well.
-[blast] -[all screaming]
[clattering]
Oh man, my favorite sweater!
My cactus art!
No!
I need a pump!
Somebody get me a pump!
Okay!
Let's call that one a rehearsal, shall we?
[theme song playing]
♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪
♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪
♪ Share your diary with the world ♪
♪ Or have to it for your lunch? ♪
♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪
♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪
♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪
♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪
♪ We need a little Qandamp;A ♪
♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along! ♪
♪ Would your rather do this? ♪
♪ Would rather do this, or would you rather do that? ♪
♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
♪ Don't matter what we do ♪
♪ We're doing it with you ♪
♪ I'd rather do that ♪
♪ Ask the world, would you rather do this? ♪
♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪
♪ Or would you rather just dance ?
♪ No matter what we do ♪
♪ We're doing it with you ♪
♪ I'd rather do that ♪
♪ Ask the world! ♪
♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
♪ ♪
The house I own is a cute
three-bedroom in a great location.
Contact me if you want to buy it!
Goodbye, internet people!
Look at you! Posting like a pro.
-Really? -No, that was awful.
Look, if you want your videos to stand out,
you gotta be way more creative.
Ooh! Maybe I could do a video
about me talking about a house
while I cook dinner!
That could be kinda kooky.
Spoiler alert, it's stew!
Here, Charlotte, for the broken baby cactus.
Three bucks?
Yeah, that sounds about right.
That's it. We paid Mom back for her food,
Principal Walker for his costume,
and Peyton for her sweater.
Do you realize we've been so busy doing extra chores
we haven't been able to film a Would You Wrather all week?
I know! I'm starting to get the itch.
Hey! You guys need to see this new web show!
-It's awesome! -What is it?
The host gives out two really hard,
but funny, choices,
and viewers have to vote on which one they do.
What?
Then, and stay with me...
once the vote is in,
the host does the choice!
How cool is that?
Ollie, that's our show.
Coop, our show is Would You Wrather.
This one's called Which Would You Prefer?
[distorted] Stay tuned, Bunnyheads.
Our next show will have the best stunt you've ever seen,
and make Would You Wrather look like the amateurs they are.
Amateurs?
This weirdo in a costume rips us off
and then insults us?!
It's no biggie.
A little competition can be a good thing.
No reason to panic.
[screaming]
Did you see it? What do we do? What do we do?
Fred, relax. We're not scared
of some person in a bunny suit.
What bunny suit? I was talking about
the video of what your mom's making for dinner.
Spoiler alert, it's her stew!
♪ ♪
[video game sounds]
-Take that, zombie. -[sounds glitch]
What's wrong with my game?
What's up with the Wi-Fi? I was video chatting Caleb,
and then my screen froze.
No, I'm still here.
I just haven't felt the need to change expressions.
-Anyway-- -[glitch]
C-Caleb? Caleb!
Okay, now it froze.
What's slowing everything down?
Anyway, with me, you get a realtor
who isn't afraid to take on any challenge.
Even if it's 100 layers of hairspray! [clicks tongue]
TTYL, leave a comment. No trolls!
I love the internet! I could do this all night!
What have you done?
Look, yes, it's a little annoying Mom's hogging the Wi-Fi,
but she's trying to drum up business.
[notification ding]
By the way, I just sent you
a request so we can follow each other.
-Fun! -Oh!
Don't do it!
Relax!
It'll be fine.
[notification ding]
[Jenna] Just sending you a few LOL memes.
You're welcome!
[continuous dinging]
Rookie mistake.
♪ ♪
[Cami] Let's go, people!
Chop chop! We've only got the rink
rented for an hour!
Really second-guessing getting you
that bullhorn for Christmas.
Coop,
this is the Would You Wrather we're gonna use
to prove to the world that we're number one.
We need to be on point.
Plus, some of our biggest fans
are down here to watch in person.
-[crowd chatter] -I wonder which one's Psycho Ted?
Well, our fans are gonna love this.
I've been saving "Would you rather be swatted like a fly
or sprayed like a mosquito" for a special occasion.
So, the dummy gets to ride a rocket,
but it's okay to dress me up as a bug
and flatten me like a pancake?
-Pretty much. -Yep.
[click]
-[smash] -[gasping]
[murmuring]
You guys are the best!
[phones ringing]
Wait, what's going on?
Why are they leaving?
Uh, guys, you need to see this.
This was posted 15 minutes ago.
[distorted] You saw it here first, Bunnyheads.
Giant flyswatter beats mosquito spray on this edition
of Which Would You Prefer?
And remember,
we did it here first and best.
The Wrathers are just plain sad.
Watch. I bet they even try and steal my idea.
So pathetic.
Wait, that's not true!
The bunny stole the idea from us!
Yeah, don't leave, Wratherheads! We're the victims here!
Psycho Ted? Not you, too!
♪ ♪
[Bunny, on computer] And that is a human bird feeder.
Thanks for watching, Bunnyheads!
Another one of our exact Would You Wrather ideas
stolen before we can do it!
That's three this week.
It's like they're taking them straight out of our idea book.
Who is this bunny and how are they doing it?
-[bump] -Ow!
Learn how to pace.
Which Would You Prefer keeps getting more viewers
while we can't even do our show.
Their fans are even starting to wear bunny ears.
Hey, gang. Sorry I'm late.
Of course he is.
What? I found these in the Lost andamp; Found.
It's a brisk autumn, and they keep my lobes toasty.
What do you think they're made of? Cashmere?
Ooh! Lemme check.
That was aggressive.
Guys, if we don't stop this bunny,
we could lose the show.
That can't happen!
The challenge of pulling Would You Wrather ideas together
is what gets me up in the morning.
And the Wratherheads have always been there for us.
Can't imagine not having 'em around.
I know! This show's kept me in peak physical condition.
And as the human eye candy of Would You Wrather,
I made an unspoken vow to the viewer to keep it tight!
Wait a second.
It's so obvious!
Minty's the bunny!
But, what about military school?
It must've been a lie!
Okay, look at the color on this headband!
Mint... green.
She's been toying with me the whole time!
I'm calling her.
Hey, when you get her on,
ask if the earmuffs are cashmere.
Afternoon hi-zies!
Hey, Mrs. Mattheson.
Cooper Scooper, Cami Cakes,
and I wanna say...
Toby?
It's Fred!
I need to talk to Minty.
[gasp] Yikels!
You didn't hear? She's off at military school.
No phones allowed.
So, it's true?
I don't know if you could tell.
Sometimes, she could be a handful.
Huh! Never noticed.
Anyway, um, when you see her, please tell her I say...
[raspberry]
She'll know what it means.
Okay, bye-zies!
[sign-off sound]
If Minty isn't the bunny, then who is?
It's gotta be someone close to us
'cause they know exactly what we're gonna do before we do it.
So, until further notice, everyone's a suspect.
-[bumping] [all] Ow!
Everyone pace clockwise!
♪ ♪
Us doing Would You Wrather has to be
tough on you sometimes, correct?
Not really. I rather enjoy it.
Clever wordplay aside,
in the past, we've ruined barbecues,
scraped paint off the house, dented your--
-[typing] -What are you doing?
Hey, Jenna Bugs! Look at my daughter,
the big detective.
Cami, do a lit dance move for your Aunt Patty.
Mom!
She's shy.
Well, well, well. Cooper's gal pal Peyton.
You certainly have quite the rep for being a bad apple.
I don't think I do.
Oh, really? Wasn't it you
who stole Cooper's jacket and fled to Canada?
No. He gave me the jacket.
Which reminds me,
where's my mom's faux fur coat that you stole?
I can tell you where it's not.
On my bedpost being used as a blankie.
I'll walk you out.
So, Pam, where exactly where you when the bunny--
-[typing] -Where exactly were you...
What are you typing?
Cami wants all testimony taken down,
which means I have to type what everyone says.
-Well, stop it. -Stop it.
-Stop it. Stop it! -Stop it. Stop it.
[thump]
Thump.
[fart sounds]
No further comment at this time.
How do you spell... [fart sound]?
And isn't it true you were angry
after learning that I thought the balloon giraffe
you gave me was a joke gift?
A joke gift?
I spent hours on that balloon.
You said you loved Joffrey!
Oh! Well, well, I-I--
[voice breaking] I think I need some water!
Wait! Wait, you didn't let me finish!
I love that giraffe! Please don't cry!
-[thump] -So,
it's getting pretty hot under these lights, huh?
Actually, I'm able to maintain
a surprisingly stable body temperature.
It's a trait that runs in the family.
That... and 11 toes.
-[snickers] -Okay, we have to see that, right?
Oh, absolutely!
Admit it!
Admit you're the bunny and we'll go easy on you.
You wanna rethink your tone?
Rethink the tone, rethink the tone!
-You've always hated our show! -Yes, with a passion.
-Don't deny it. -You two are not very good listeners.
-So, you admit it! -Not what I said at all!
I can't even look at you right now.
You're staring directly at me.
Or am I?
What is happening?
♪ ♪
Ollie...
Mom can't stop posting on my page,
and it has nothing to do with her business anymore!
If only someone had warned you.
She's commenting on all my friends' pics!
Yeah, this is sort of my alone time...
Wait, listen to this.
"Deb, it's Charlotte's mom. Loving the bangs, girl. YOLO."
YOLO? Does she hate me?
Hey, Ollie, YOLO is still a thing, right?
Being on social media is amazing!
I am loving how I can see
everything going on in Charlotte's life!
[typing]
Hey, gang. Charlotte's mom here.
Cool posts, but I am noticing
a lot of grammatical errors.
"You know what's really on fleek,
the proper use of commas. YOLO."
Again with the YOLO!
[sigh] Ollie, I don't know how much more I can take.
You made your bed, and now you gotta pee in it.
So, we still have no leads,
and Principal Walker won't stop sobbing.
[wailing sob]
Guys! I just thought of something!
Someone could've planted a listening device in here.
We might be bugged!
You know what that means?
We need to run to the backyard the next time we have to toot.
Cami said that!
Yes, we should definitely do that.
But we also need to find that bug!
I'll look in the backyard!
[grunting]
♪ ♪
You've gotta do something about your mom's online behavior.
Sorry to lose it like that. I'm back now.
She's new to social media. I'm hoping
this is just one of those weird phases she's going through.
Like you wearing capes.
That was a dark time.
[notification ding]
Ohh. This can't be good.
Hey guys, I just heard Charlotte
got an A on her coding test!
In honor of that, I made a super dope vid!
[techno music playing]
[auto-tuned] ♪ I'm Charlotte's mom ♪
♪ Such a very proud mom ♪
♪ I ain't buggin' ♪
♪ Gonna give her a huggin' ♪
♪ 'Cause she's the bomb ♪
♪ And I'm her mom ♪
♪ Charlotte's mom ♪
♪ So pa-pa-pa-pa-proud ♪
♪ Trust! ♪
[video stops]
Please, please, please, wake up, Charlotte! Wake up!
[sighs]
This has gotta stop! I have to unfriend her.
It's your only move.
You know what? She has so many new online friends.
She won't even care. [chuckles]
[Jenna] Noooo!
♪ ♪
Well, the only bugs
we found were the real ones floating in that juice bottle.
I hate to say it, but...
I can only think of one possible explanation.
Okay, if it's not anyone close to us,
and the bunny isn't spying on us,
it has to be one of us.
Yeah right. There's no way.
Think about it.
The only way someone can know exactly
what our Would You Wrather ideas are
is by having access to that book.
But no one has access to the book except the three of us.
Well, I know it's not me, and I know it's not you.
Wait, you think I'm the bunny?
Cooper, tell her she's being crazy!
Well, you were pretty angry at the barbecue
when we didn't do your idea.
And he was wearing those bunny ears!
Are you two being serious right now?
That isn't a denial.
Fred, look at me and tell me it isn't true.
I shouldn't have to! I'm gonna throw out
this disgusting bottle in the kitchen
while you two come up with a proper apology!
Cami, what if we're wrong?
Cooper...
Where's your book of Would You Wrather ideas?
It's gone.
And so is Fred.
♪ ♪
How's her mood?
The woman gave me celery for a snack.
She's a mess.
Hey!
-[music from headphones] -How's it going?
It's going. Just doing my thing.
Here, I'll write to you about it on your-- Oh, wait. I'm blocked.
Mom, I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings.
Well, you did.
But that's only because there's nothing more important in life
than a mother-daughter relationship.
[phone ringing]
Ugh. Shoot, it's Grandma. Ignore.
My mom's not as cool as I am!
Mom, I love you,
but it was just getting to be a little much
with all the posts and the videos,
and I'm not the only one. Right, Ollie?
Coward!
Anyway,
I'm sorry.
I just don't see what's wrong with a mom
declaring how proud she is of her daughter
by singing an auto-tuned techno--
Okay, I hear it now.
See, that's the thing.
I-I don't want you to stop being proud of me,
or talking to me about my friends,
or hanging out.
I just wanna do it...
offline.
I guess, I...
may have gotten a little sidetracked
and overstepped some boundaries.
-[laugh] -I'm sorry, sweetie.
How about I re-friend you and we just start over?
-I'd like that. -[chuckles]
Aw, that's sweet!
So, what are we doing about this celery?
♪ ♪
[distorted] Hello? Are you there?
Oh, I'm here.
Thanks for meeting me.
That's for messaging me.
I see you have the book of Would You Wrathers I want.
That depends. Do you have what I want?
Ah, so soft and comfy.
I've been dying to know. Are these made out of cashmere?
Just give me the book.
Come again?!
I said, gimme the book!
-You gotta speak up! I-- -Take off the ears!
Sheesh! Someone has a case of the crankies.
I just really want your friends' book.
Friends? More like backstabbers.
They think I betrayed them.
I can think of no better way to pay them back
than by giving you this.
And that's why I got cut from JV basketball.
Wait!
Why are all these pages blank?
Oh, I dunno. Maybe 'cause...
-it's a trap! -[click]
-[smack] -[grunt]
-[Cooper] Yes! -[Cami] We got you!
[Bunny] What is going on?!
This was all a set up.
We actually found the listening device
you planted under our desk.
So, we faked the fight
with Fred because we knew you were listening!
Fred would never betray us.
But, we knew if you thought he stole our book,
-you'd try and contact him. -Which you did.
The bunny went after the carrot.
See what I did there?
Yes. Don't do it again.
We were acting the whole time,
and brilliantly, I might add,
there was never even a bug in that juice bottle.
Yes, there was.
What?! I drank that! Ugh!
So gross, so gross!
Time to see who this masked bunny is.
-Pam?! -Pam?!
Gasp!
Surprised, Cami?
Yes.
Very. Why'd you do it?
[grunt] Are you kidding me?
How about years of
running your errands, mowing your lawn on weekends?
I mean, I spent my 13th birthday
unclogging your family's garbage disposal!
And that wasn't fun for you?
No, it was not!
And with every late night call or last minute assignment,
my resentment grew.
I always tried to pay you...
with compliments.
Oh, you paid me with something better.
I realized if I studied you long enough,
I'd learn what I need to bring you down.
Well, you tried, but it didn't work.
But I came close!
And next time,
I'm gonna finish the job.
I'm coming for you, Cami!
Also, I'm officially giving you my two weeks' notice.
Okay, that girl clearly has issues!
You need to start background checking your employees.
That was bizarre.
-You okay? -No, I'm not okay!
I drank the juice with a bug in it! I'm traumatized!
Oh, you meant Cami.
♪ ♪
[Cooper] You sure you're okay?
Yeah, I will be. I'm just glad it's over.
[Ollie, in strange voice] Welcome home, Cooper and Cami!
I'm too tired. What is this?
This your worst nightmare come to life!
Hey, Bud! What you doing?
[in strange voice] Pay no attention to that
handsome stranger on the stairs!
What do you want, Ollie?
No Ollie here.
This is about that goober Ollie 2.0!
Throw him in the trash!
And buy the real Ollie some chocolate!
And a ferret!
-It's been a weird day. -You said it.
You are absolutely useless!
♪ ♪
[Charlotte] Again with the YOLO!