1 00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:04,526 . 2 00:00:04,569 --> 00:00:06,658 - And those of you patrolling 7th avenue, 3 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:08,486 please be aware of the new pedal pubs. 4 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,053 They're bike-powered mobile bars 5 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:11,837 that are very popular with bachelorette parties. 6 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:14,666 But unfortunately they have led to a dramatic increase 7 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:17,669 in the rarely seen case of female public urination. 8 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,149 - Resist. - That's everything, 9 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:21,543 but before we go home, but quick reminder that today 10 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:24,154 is Sergeant Santiago's last day before maternity leave. 11 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:25,155 [applause] 12 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:26,678 We'll see you in three months. 13 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:28,811 - She gets three months off? Can I take a maternity leave? 14 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:30,508 - Are you giving birth to a baby? 15 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:31,727 - I'm having a seven pound mass 16 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,468 removed from my abdomen next week. 17 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:34,512 [all groan] 18 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:35,470 - Yeah, never ask Scully questions. 19 00:00:35,513 --> 00:00:36,471 That's on me, guys! 20 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:37,515 - Dismissed. 21 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:42,564 - So, have you guys decided on a name yet? 22 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:44,392 - We're not telling people until he's born. 23 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,176 - Not the baby's name--my name. What's he gonna call me? 24 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:49,092 Uncle Chuck? Unky C? Ooh-- Chee-Chee, so he says it early? 25 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,354 - Maybe just Charles. 26 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:52,095 - Wait, so my dad gets to be his "Pop-Pop," 27 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,357 but I'm just "Charles?" 28 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,098 - Your dad does not get to be his "Pop-Pop." 29 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:57,579 - Well I hope you're prepared to make that phone call. 30 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,538 - Uh, what was that? 31 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,888 - Wow, all of Brooklyn lost power. 32 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:04,716 - You know, I've always kind of liked blackouts. 33 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,849 Listen to how quiet it is. It's so peaceful. 34 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:09,243 [gunshots] [wheels screeching] 35 00:01:09,286 --> 00:01:10,809 Nope, it immediately turned into a purge. 36 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:12,550 Way to go, New York. All right, let's suit up! 37 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:15,553 [upbeat music] 38 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:21,081 ♪ 39 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:34,181 - Maybe it's not so bad out there. 40 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:35,443 I mean, none of our phone are ringing. 41 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:36,835 - That's because all the cell towers are down. 42 00:01:36,879 --> 00:01:38,707 Nobody has landlines anymore, so they can't call in. 43 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,578 - Huh, really makes you think about society's reliance 44 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:42,232 on modern technology, doesn't it? 45 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:43,451 - No. - Yeah, me neither. 46 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:44,582 I just thought maybe that's how you see it. 47 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:46,541 - Guys, stop wasting time. Headlamps on! 48 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:48,238 - We have to engage in blackout protocol. 49 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:50,501 - I'm surprised, those guys are really springing into action. 50 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:51,894 Nope, they're just eating all the food in the fridge 51 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:53,417 before it goes bad. 52 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:54,766 - There's a dozen sandwiches here, I don't know what kind. 53 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,594 - I'll figure it out later. Just start chewing. 54 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:57,639 - Yeah, they suck. 55 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:59,293 - So, only Captain Holt or Terry 56 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:01,251 can initiate actual blackout protocol, 57 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,600 but I don't see them anywhere. 58 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:05,255 - Guys? Where did our dads go? 59 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:07,257 - Hello? Anyone? 60 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,346 We're stuck in the elevator! 61 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:10,652 - Can't you yell any louder? 62 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,523 Use those big strong lungs you're always flexing. 63 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:13,742 - These are my pecs. 64 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:15,178 - So this is all just for show then. 65 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:16,484 It has no functional purpose. 66 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:18,181 - I mean, I am pretty strong. 67 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:19,530 - Good, then rip those doors open. 68 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:22,359 - I can't do that. - Oh, well at least you haven't 69 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:24,448 dedicated a significant portion of your life 70 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:25,536 to looking like this. 71 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,669 - What is with you? - I'm sorry. 72 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:30,715 This is a nightmare of mine. 73 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,804 I have a phobia of elevators. 74 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:35,633 It stems from a traumatic experience I had as a child. 75 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:38,288 - They only perform rated-load testing 76 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:41,509 on city elevators every five years? 77 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:43,946 Oh, my. 78 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:46,992 That was the last time I read the municipal code before bed. 79 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:48,690 But... 80 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:50,082 the damage was done. 81 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:51,954 - Wait, look at this, sir. I think we'll be fine. 82 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:53,695 It was inspected four months ago. 83 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:56,654 By Walter Beverly, the clown prince 84 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,003 of the Department of Buildings. 85 00:02:58,047 --> 00:02:59,962 You've made it so much worse. Help! 86 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:01,572 [muffled screaming] Help! 87 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:02,921 - Yeah, they're trapped in there. 88 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,488 - Oh no, that means we have to call 89 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:05,968 the fire department. [gags] 90 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,666 - Or, hear me out, we leave them in there forever, 91 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:09,711 and move on emotionally. 92 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,843 - No. Call the fire department. 93 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:13,497 All right, as the highest ranking officer 94 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:14,846 not trapped in a box, I'll take charge. 95 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,239 - Uh, shouldn't you be taking it easy? 96 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:18,285 Your shift's over. You're on maternity leave. 97 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:20,591 As the baby's Chee-Chee-- - Charles, I'm fine, 98 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:21,897 and this is an emergency. 99 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,464 Subways aren't running, and we're gonna have 100 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:24,508 a lot of people on the street. 101 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:25,596 So I'm gonna call Mounted Division 102 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:26,815 to help with crowd control. 103 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:28,295 - But that's Sergeant Peanut Butter's unit. 104 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,340 No one wants to work with that condescending dick. 105 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:32,037 - Okay, first of all, he's a horse, 106 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:33,648 so he can't be condescending. 107 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:35,606 - Ugh, oh-ho, he's got you people fooled. 108 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,478 - Secondly... 109 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:39,523 He's a lieutenant now. - What?! How?! 110 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,351 - Charles, get it together. I want you and Jake 111 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:42,570 to go to the Gowanus power substation. 112 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:43,962 That's where the transformer exploded. 113 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,747 Work with ESU, get us a timetable 114 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:47,314 for the power being restored, and hurry! 115 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:49,054 - Wow, look at my pregnant wife taking charge. 116 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:50,882 I don't know whether to be proud or turned on. 117 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:52,928 - I said hurry. - Oh, my God, it's both. 118 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:55,800 Hey, what happened? 119 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:57,367 - Someone lost control of their car, 120 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,542 jumped the curb, went through the fence, 121 00:03:58,586 --> 00:03:59,935 and rammed into the transformer. 122 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:01,719 Guy must have been drunk. There was an empty bottle 123 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:02,938 of vodka on the floor of the car. 124 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,505 - Okay, Charles, I see two possibilities. 125 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:05,984 One, he was vaporized into a being 126 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,899 of pure electricity, becoming a supervillian 127 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:09,379 known only as "The Surge Freak." 128 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,033 - Seems unlikely. - Yeah, I know, Officer Rick, 129 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:12,643 that's why I said there were two possibilities. 130 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:14,863 He probably just hobbled off so he wouldn't get a DUI. 131 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:17,605 Here, we'll follow this very obvious trail of blood. 132 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:18,693 Happy now? 133 00:04:18,736 --> 00:04:20,434 Stupid Officer Rick and his stupid 134 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:22,436 joyless approach to life. Come on. 135 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:26,918 - I can't see anything. - Me neither. 136 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:28,703 We'll just have to rely on our other senses. 137 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,008 - I call smell. 138 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:31,923 - Okay, really jumped on that one. 139 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,403 I wasn't gonna fight you for smell. 140 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:34,752 I figured we'd just listen for sounds. 141 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:36,841 - Pfft, good luck with that. 142 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:39,409 [sniffs] Hmm. 143 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,672 [sniffs] Yeah. 144 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:44,936 [sniffs] Mm-hmm. 145 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,764 - Okay. - How's it going over there? 146 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:48,157 You hearing anything? 147 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,811 - Yeah, I'm hearing you and your creepy sniffs. 148 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:52,030 - Really? Well I'm smelling a lot of jealousy 149 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:53,510 coming from your direction. 150 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:54,772 - Sound to the left. - Smell to the left. 151 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,513 [crashing] 152 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:57,906 - NYPD, hands up! 153 00:04:57,949 --> 00:05:01,039 - [sniffs] Oh, yeah, we got him. 154 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,389 - Charles. 155 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:04,086 - Aw, this ice cream is melting. 156 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:06,349 - Who cares? We can drink melted ice cream. 157 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:07,568 We can't eat spoiled ham. 158 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:08,830 We have to prioritize! 159 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:10,353 - What if we combine them? 160 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,442 Wrap the ice cream in the ham like a taquito. 161 00:05:12,486 --> 00:05:15,619 - This man. This man is my best friend. 162 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:18,100 - You two are the worst people to have around in an emergency. 163 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,449 I literally can't imagine a scenario 164 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:20,755 where you'd be helpful. 165 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:22,757 - Murder at a Cinnabon. Who would you call? 166 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,672 - Someone who wouldn't be distracted by the frosting. 167 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:26,456 - Yeah, I do love that frosting. 168 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,371 - Hey Diaz, heard you guys needed help 169 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,025 from some real heroes. - Please. 170 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:32,680 - Firefighters are basically just EMTs who all live together 171 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:34,377 and sleep in bunk beds. - Correction. 172 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:35,900 It's a professional, multi-tiered, 173 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:37,162 shared sleeping set-up. 174 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:38,468 - You're describing bunk beds. 175 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:39,643 Just get the people out of the elevator. 176 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,602 - We should have all ambulances on call. 177 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:43,517 I want an open line of communication with DOT, 178 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,083 and I want someone from the DA down here 179 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:46,563 so we don't get cases thrown out. 180 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:48,478 I need a pair of sweatpants, and check again 181 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:49,914 on that status update from ESU. 182 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:52,090 All right, go go go! 183 00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:53,570 - What do you need the sweatpants for? 184 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:55,485 - My water just broke, which reminds me, 185 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:56,660 we should be prepared to distribute 186 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:57,748 emergency water and food. 187 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,359 - Your water just broke?! 188 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:02,013 . 189 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,102 - We need to go to a hospital right now. 190 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:05,277 I don't want a burst happening around me. 191 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:06,366 It's way too gross. 192 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:07,410 - I'm nowhere near giving birth. 193 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:08,672 I haven't even lost my mucus plug. 194 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,370 - Amy, you need to get the [bleep] out of here. 195 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,937 - I'm sorry my baby grosses you out, Rosa. 196 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,635 - I'm excited to meet your baby when it's clean 197 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,201 and wearing clothes, and not blasting out of you 198 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:17,899 like some half-Cuban Jimmy Neutron. 199 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,466 - I'm just at the start of my labor. 200 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:20,467 I haven't even had my first 201 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:25,646 contrac-- [moaning] 202 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,343 --tion. - Was that a contraction? 203 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,649 - No. 204 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,477 That was just a crazy yawn. 205 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,348 [sighs] Fine, look-- I don't have to go 206 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,567 to the hospital until my contractions 207 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:35,003 are three minutes apart and last 208 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:36,526 for at least 45 seconds. 209 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,354 - Yeah, but don't you need to go home and pack some stuff? 210 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,921 - [scoffs] I'll be fine. 211 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,271 Scully, you have a hospital go-bag at your desk, right? 212 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:45,013 - Yep, what do you need? One-day, three-day, coma kit? 213 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:46,667 - I rest my case. 214 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:48,277 - Peralta, you there? - Yeah, what's up? 215 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,278 - You gotta get back here right now. 216 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:50,279 Amy's water broke. 217 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:51,280 - What? - What? 218 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:52,934 - When? - When? 219 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:54,326 - Did she lose her mucus plug? - Did she lose her mucus plug? 220 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:55,502 - I can't believe you're making me say this, but 221 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:57,939 she thinks she lost her mucus plug yesterday, 222 00:06:57,982 --> 00:06:59,593 but mistook it for normal discharge. 223 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,551 - How thick was it? Was it clear or milky? 224 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,335 - Was it bloody? Was it "the bloody show?" 225 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:05,163 - Jake, I think it's very cool that you've learned this, 226 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:06,513 very progressive. Charles, I think you know 227 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:07,514 you crossed a line. 228 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:08,950 Just get back here, now! 229 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:10,255 - Copy. - This is it. 230 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,605 My purpose is clear. 231 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,128 I was put on this Earth 232 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:15,260 to get you back in time to see your baby's birth. 233 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:18,263 - I mean, you're a grown man with your own hopes and dreams. 234 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:21,484 - My purpose is clear. 235 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,312 - Okay. - Excuse me, 236 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:25,662 my apartment is on the seventh floor, 237 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:28,056 and the elevator isn't working. 238 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:29,449 I'm getting cold. 239 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:31,059 - Well, we're headed back to our precinct. 240 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,713 There's emergency power if you want to wait there 241 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,236 for the lights to come back on. 242 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:35,542 - I'll get in back. 243 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:38,980 - I'm Dorothy, but my friends call me Dotty. 244 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:42,549 Although these days there are fewer and fewer of them. 245 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:43,941 - Charles? Uh, this is great, Dotty, 246 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,377 but we're kind of in a hurry. 247 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:46,683 My wife just went into labor and I want to get there 248 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,250 in time for the birth. - Why? 249 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,513 The only man in the room should be the doctor. 250 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,472 - Okay. - All the dad needs to do 251 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,952 is to make the money and have a nice, thick belt 252 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:56,954 for when it's time to teach him a lesson. 253 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:58,739 - My dad hit me with a belt. 254 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,305 Soon as I got big enough, 255 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:01,437 I shot him. 256 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,570 - Wow, what a fun group for this, 257 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,485 the most important day of my life. 258 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,575 [cars honking] 259 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:11,099 - Don't worry, fire department's on the job. 260 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,275 - Hear that, Jeffords? We're gonna die in here. 261 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,146 We're marked for death! 262 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,105 - Okay, calm down, I have an idea. 263 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:19,281 When my parents would fight and my dad got scary, 264 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,196 I would take my little brother upstairs 265 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:22,545 and to distract him, 266 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:24,329 I'd teach him dance moves. 267 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,202 - What kind of dance moves? 268 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:28,464 - Mostly '80s hip-hop. 269 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,683 He loved Salt-N-Pepa. 270 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,249 - No, I won't be doing that. 271 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,295 [elevator rumbles] [gasps] 272 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:37,125 Salt and pepper, you say? 273 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:40,345 - Ugh, we haven't moved. Why is there so much traffic? 274 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:43,305 Stupid Uber, New York used to be a paradise of open road. 275 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:46,264 - Try the siren again. [siren blares] 276 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:49,311 - In my day, people respected police. 277 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,313 - They respect us; they just have nowhere to go. 278 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:54,055 - God knows they won't go back to their own country. 279 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,317 - Dotty, I really wish you weren't such a big part 280 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,145 of my son's birth story. - We should walk. 281 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,103 It's only 27 blocks, it's gotta be faster than this. 282 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:04,631 I mean, it's a little bit faster. 283 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:07,198 - Is it? Hey, Dotty, just weighing our options here. 284 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,070 Have you ever been worn like a backpack? 285 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,289 - Okay, okay, you take the perp back to the precinct. 286 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,769 I'll stay here with her, - Are you sure? 287 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,205 - Just remember to tell your son 288 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,338 what Chee-Chee did here tonight. 289 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:17,469 - How you feeling about Chee-Chee 290 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:18,601 having said it out loud a few times? 291 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:19,776 - I am loving it! 292 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,430 - Help, help! 293 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:22,823 - Jake, we don't have time. We'll call it in. 294 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,172 Let someone else handle it. 295 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,652 - No, we can't ignore a cry for help. 296 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,175 We can handcuff him to the railing 297 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:28,524 Dotty, call out if you need anything. 298 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,526 - I'd feel safer if you just shot him. 299 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,614 - Dotty, no. 300 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,529 We're not gonna shoot him! 301 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,444 - Hey, what's the update from OEM 302 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:36,663 about the power coming back on? 303 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:37,707 - Yeah, they're working on it. So, listen, 304 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,056 I've been timing your contractions. 305 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,275 - What? How? 306 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,842 I've been hiding them so well. 307 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,234 - No, you have not. 308 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:44,758 - There's too much radio chatter. 309 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:47,369 Let's try to keep non-emergency communications down to a-- 310 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:50,590 [groaning] 311 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:51,678 minimum. 312 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,244 - They're happening every five minutes 313 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,116 and they're lasting 20 seconds. Your baby's coming. 314 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:56,639 - It's still not active labor. 315 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,598 Don't worry! I'm not gonna have the baby 316 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,469 here and get placenta all over your desk 317 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:01,862 or whatever it is that you're afraid of. 318 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,733 - Wait, is placenta something that can get all over? 319 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,213 - Actually, technically-- 320 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,649 - You know what, don't answer that, I don't wanna know. 321 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:09,696 - I promise I will go to the hospital as soon as-- 322 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,436 [suppressed moaning] 323 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,264 - Amy, just make the noise. You're not fooling anybody. 324 00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:16,616 - [yells] 325 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,575 [moans] 326 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,707 - NYPD, you called for help? 327 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,578 - Yes, my neighbor fell down the stairs. 328 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,145 I think he hit his head real bad. 329 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,495 - Ah. It's a concussion, for sure. 330 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:27,714 - All right, we'll bring him with us to the precinct. 331 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,063 Someone can help him there. 332 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,368 - That'll slow us down. - Yeah, but we should 333 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,240 still make it as long as nothing else goes wrong. 334 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,545 [gunshots] - [screaming] 335 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,112 - Oh, fun. Loud gunshots. 336 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,723 - What happened? - She shot me! 337 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,202 She shot me in the leg. 338 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:40,465 - You made a sudden motion. - I sneezed! 339 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,642 - Okay, Dotty, what do you have a gun for? 340 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,731 - To protect myself. - [scoffs] 341 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,733 - Cops are all wimps now. 342 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:49,213 [as Jake] My wife is having a baby 343 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:52,434 and I have to be there to brush her hair. 344 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,262 - I wasn't gonna brush her hair. 345 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,611 - You weren't? 346 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,526 - All right, look, Dotty, you're under arrest. 347 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,571 - Jake, we gotta go. - I can't walk on this leg. 348 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,138 - Great, then we're stuck here. 349 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,271 We're never gonna make it back to the precinct. 350 00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,273 - Yeah we are. I have an idea. 351 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,709 [dramatic music] 352 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:10,539 - Pedal Pub coming through! - I'm on my way, Amy! 353 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:15,152 ♪ 354 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:18,721 . 355 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,723 - Thanks for letting us hijack your bachelorette party. 356 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,203 - Oh, it's what we do. 357 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,900 We're, like, so random. 358 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,859 - Yeah, in Red Bank, where we're from, 359 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,818 everyone's like, "Uh-oh, here comes trouble." 360 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,211 - Wait, we have to stop. 361 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,865 - No, no, no--no stopping. Why are we stopping? 362 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,736 - I lost both my shoes back there. 363 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,696 I gotta go find them. [yelps] 364 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:38,828 Update. 365 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,612 I still have one shoe on, 366 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,049 but I think I broke my ankle. 367 00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:44,791 But I'm gonna still try to find the other one. 368 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,706 - Guys, this is taking way too long. 369 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,359 When she gets back, we have to pedal faster. 370 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,231 - Sorry, I have a gunshot wound in my leg. 371 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,407 - It didn't even hit bone, you sissy. 372 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:55,192 - Oh, if you're in pain, here have some of this. 373 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,759 It's bubblegum flavored gin. 374 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,282 - I can't. I'm two years sober. 375 00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,806 - What? No you're not. You got drunk 376 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,285 and crashed into the power plant. 377 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,331 - Yeah, that was a relapse. I fell off the wagon. 378 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:06,073 - Okay, so you're clearly lying, which means... 379 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,727 you planted the bottle of vodka. 380 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,380 - Which means the crash wasn't an accident. 381 00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:10,947 - And you caused the blackout on purpose, why? 382 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,079 - I don't know what you're talking about. 383 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,645 I just drank too much and that was-- 384 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,822 [screams] She's fingering my wound! 385 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,041 - Tell us what you're up to. 386 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:20,391 - The banks! We're hitting all the banks on Union. 387 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,436 - Dotty, stop. - Please let go. 388 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,654 - Dotty, that's against the law. 389 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,004 - I am the law. 390 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,222 - What made you like this? 391 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,658 All right, Charles. We gotta stop them. 392 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,138 - We can't. That's in the wrong direction. 393 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,923 That's away from Amy. - But it's near the hospital. 394 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,402 We can pedal down there, stop the robberies, 395 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:32,795 and then I'll meet her at First Presbyterian. 396 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,275 That's perfect. - Okay, 397 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:38,105 so I didn't find my other shoe, but I did meet Luis. 398 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,933 He told me he's Aquaman. 399 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,283 - Bit of a stretch, but welcome to the team, Luis! 400 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:43,632 Let's do it! 401 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,852 - Okay, your contractions are three minutes apart. 402 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,157 It's officially time to go to the hospital. 403 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,463 - Not yet. 404 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:51,248 - Do you know how thin your cervix is right now? 405 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,076 Yeah, I'm worried, so I started reading the book 406 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,382 I found on Jake's desk. 407 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:57,820 I do not want to be around when page 53 happens! 408 00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,082 - Hank wants to know if we can cut emergency power 409 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,127 to the third floor. 410 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,302 - [sighs] Let me talk to him. 411 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,303 - Hey! 412 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:03,478 If you page 53 in front me, 413 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,132 our relationship will never be the same. 414 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,961 - Make sure you don't look at page 214. 415 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,832 - What? Why? 416 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:13,227 - Mosey forward, name in lights, butt pop. 417 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,924 Comb your hair. 418 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,883 Now typing motion, pull it back. 419 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,841 Jump forward, pelvic pump. 420 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,147 - You got it! 421 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,844 Now, all we need to do is run it all together 422 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:22,845 and do it at full speed. 423 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:23,933 - I must say, Jeffords, 424 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,282 this dancing is quite distracting. 425 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,936 I've completely forgotten that we're trapped here 426 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,198 in this death box 427 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:31,419 inspected by Bozo Beverly between clown shows. 428 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,334 - You know what, sir? I don't think 429 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:36,424 you are thrusting your butt enough 430 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,165 before the name in lights. 431 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,515 - Yes, yes. I felt that. 432 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,082 God, I love that note. 433 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,866 [exhales] Back to the top. 434 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,173 I'll count us in. Five, six, seven, eight. 435 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,870 - NYPD, put your hands in the air! 436 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,350 You're under arrest. We'll read you your rights 437 00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,395 on the Pedal Pub. Charles? 438 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:54,355 Come on, put on the zip-ties. Move, move, move! 439 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,139 - Hey, what's taking so long? 440 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,838 - Look, I can do it safely or I can do it quickly. 441 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,362 - Do it quickly. - Oh, I can't do it quickly. 442 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,190 You called my bluff. - [sighs] 443 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,235 [gasps] Oh, the lights are on. 444 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,847 - ♪ Spank that bottom spank that bo-- ♪ 445 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,374 We will never speak of this again. 446 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:16,159 - Status update: I called in every officer I could. 447 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,944 I green-lit double shifts and overtime. 448 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,902 We're coordinating with the 9-6 on traffic control. 449 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,512 We haven't processed anyone, so there's a backlog of perps 450 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,557 on the third floor, 451 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,514 and I have to go to the hospital 452 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:24,951 because my water broke. 453 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,040 - You're having a baby? Amy, this is so wond-- 454 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:30,304 - [screams] 455 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,133 - We can just catch up after the baby comes. 456 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:35,048 - [exhaling] 457 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,006 - Wait, wait, wait, stop! The power's back. 458 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:40,923 - Oh, yuck, none of you are cute with the lights fully on. 459 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,403 - You wanna play mean girl, Kayla? 460 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,927 Two can play at that game. Let's talk about your bangs. 461 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,146 - Charles, not now, I'm calling Amy. 462 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,148 - Jake? - Hey, Ames, 463 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,540 I'm so sorry we're not there yet, 464 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:50,846 but a guy fell down the stairs, 465 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,891 and then the old lady shot a perp 466 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,240 and then we stopped a bank robbery-- 467 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,894 - And I lost my shoe. - And Kayla lost her shoe, 468 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,112 but we're almost to the hospital. 469 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,244 Are you there yet? What room are you in? 470 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,419 - The break room. 471 00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,942 - What? Why? 472 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,336 - There isn't enough time. I have to have the baby here. 473 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,816 - But me and my crazy crew made it to the hospital. 474 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,209 That's our birth story! 475 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,472 - Screw your birth story, just get here! 476 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:11,780 . 477 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,869 - You're giving birth at the precinct? 478 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,001 Is that safe? - It's gonna be okay. 479 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,437 There's a bunch of firefighters here. 480 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,004 - Right, and they're basically just glorified EMTs 481 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,396 that live together and sleep in bunk beds. 482 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,311 - [groans] - Jake, she's gonna be okay. 483 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,486 I just don't think she can talk right now. 484 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,923 - Okay, just tell her that I love her 485 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:24,967 and that I'll get there as fast as I can. 486 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,751 - Hey, Amy, can we have a second? 487 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,753 - Joe, I'm kind of in the middle of something, 488 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:33,628 you [bleep]! 489 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:37,632 - Oh yeah? Well [bleep] yourself! 490 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,634 - All right, all right. - Just come. 491 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,549 We have something to show you. 492 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:42,637 - [groans] 493 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,379 [gasps] 494 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,684 You made me a birthing suite? 495 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,773 - We've been napping at work for 20 years. 496 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,732 We know how to create a relaxing space 497 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:51,733 in a police station. 498 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,082 - Gurney. - Fire blankets. 499 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,475 - Night stick for back massage. 500 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:57,434 - Soothing lighting. - AKA Scully's fart candles. 501 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:58,740 - I'm sorry I said you were worthless 502 00:15:58,783 --> 00:15:59,959 in an emergency. 503 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,003 You two really came through. 504 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,439 - It's just nice to have a win 505 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,311 after what we went through today. 506 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,748 So many deviled eggs were lost, and for what? 507 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,532 - Hey, hey, you can't focus on that. 508 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,317 There were hundreds of meatballs that were eaten 509 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,014 because of you! - I could've eaten more. 510 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,581 - Just one more! - Guys? 511 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,887 - Not now, Amy. - [moans] 512 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,454 - How am I going to get back to the precinct? 513 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:18,803 This thing is way too slow. 514 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,631 - Not if we all band together and pedal like hell. 515 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,024 - It's not gonna happen, Charles. 516 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,635 Dotty's asleep, Kayla's flirting with Luis, 517 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,420 and Briana's peeing in a trash can. 518 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,769 That's illegal, Briana. 519 00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:30,554 - Oh, you know you love it. 520 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,600 - I'm gonna miss the birth of my son. 521 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,036 - No, you're not. 522 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,472 Look, I didn't want to have to do this, 523 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,126 but there is someone I can call. 524 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,649 - Who? 525 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:39,911 - Hello, Peanut Butter. 526 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,957 I know we don't see eye-to-eye. 527 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,132 But we gotta put that behind us 528 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,438 because my friend here-- 529 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,439 - Charles, the horse was a great idea 530 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,483 but we don't have time for you 531 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:47,658 to have a heart-to-heart with it. 532 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:48,920 - Sorry, I'm just very emotional, Jake. 533 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,922 Take care of my friend, you four-legged bastard! 534 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,359 - [grunts] 535 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,448 You know, now that I'm up here, 536 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:55,753 I realize I don't know how to ride a horse. 537 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:56,972 It's probably pretty self-explanatory, right? 538 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,930 - Yah! - Oh, no! 539 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,890 Move! Everyone move, I don't know how to ride a horse! 540 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,500 [dramatic music] 541 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:04,806 - [yelling] 542 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,113 - Okay, Amy. I know you're in a lot of pain, 543 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:08,679 but we don't have any meds here. 544 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,072 You just gotta try not to focus on it. 545 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,943 Can you distract her? - I got this. 546 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,163 Hey, Amy, they come out with any new binders recently? 547 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,817 - I don't want to talk about binders, Rosa. 548 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:16,818 - All right, that was my big gun. 549 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:17,819 She's just gonna feel this. 550 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,125 - Not necessarily. 551 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,517 I was just checking to see if there was anything 552 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:21,736 we could do to help. 553 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,043 And I hate to say it, but I think there is. 554 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,697 - Oh, you think he's gonna get me drugs from evidence? 555 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:29,004 - Uh, no. 556 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,745 Something way weirder is happening. 557 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:31,920 - Hit it, Jeffords. 558 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,879 [Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It" playing] 559 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,665 ♪ Ah, push it 560 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,582 ♪ Ah, push it 561 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,151 ♪ Get up on this ♪ Ah, push it 562 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,806 - I am definitely distracted. 563 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:54,682 ♪ 564 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:02,429 - [screaming] 565 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,170 - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. 566 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,954 - I can see the head. Rosa, get over here. 567 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,129 I'm gonna need a second set of hands. 568 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,130 - No, no, no, she really doesn't wanna 569 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,131 be down on that end. 570 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,567 - No, it's okay. I got this. 571 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:11,568 I can close my eyes, right? 572 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,048 - Keep them open. - Oh, damn it. 573 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,571 - Just keep pushing, you're almost there. 574 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:15,920 - Oh, but Jake's not here yet. 575 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,226 - Yes I am! I'm here. 576 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,489 - Oh, Jake. - I can't believe I made it. 577 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,664 I'm gonna see the birth of my-- 578 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,231 [gasping] We're on page 53! 579 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,798 Babe, we're on page 53. 580 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:24,842 I know! 581 00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:25,887 - I rode a horse. 582 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,498 - [yelling] 583 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,936 [baby crying] 584 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,463 - Well, we did it, Ames. 585 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,769 We made the world's hottest baby. 586 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:39,944 - Say cute, Jake, 587 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,033 - Nope. This kid is liquid fire. 588 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,252 - [chuckles] 589 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,689 - Crazy to think that in just 17 short years 590 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:46,951 he's gonna be 6'7" 591 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,605 and the number one draft pick for the Knicks. 592 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:51,217 - Aw, and that he's gonna pass up that opportunity 593 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,132 to pursue his true passion-- 594 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,611 library sciences. 595 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:55,743 - Well the important thing is, 596 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:56,744 we'll support him no matter what. 597 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:57,788 - Hmm. 598 00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,790 - Even if he's a huge, huge, nerd. 599 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,488 - Especially then. 600 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,970 - [sighs] Are we gonna be okay at this? 601 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,146 I mean, this entire day 602 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,104 felt like a warning from the universe. 603 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,149 I almost missed the birth, 604 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,715 we had our baby at the precinct, 605 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,239 a firefighter touched our child. 606 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,676 - You washed him off? - Yeah, but I'll always know. 607 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,765 - Babe, we talked about this. 608 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,810 Everyone balances work and kids. 609 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,725 - Yeah, but everyone's not a cop. 610 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,205 - True, but... 611 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:26,165 when our son wants to hear about the day he was born, 612 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,645 we get to tell him that his dad 613 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,212 helped a bunch of people 614 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:33,737 and foiled a bank robbery. 615 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,826 - Guess that was kind of cool. - [laughs] 616 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,220 - And his mom managed a city-wide emergency 617 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,527 while actually giving birth. 618 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,703 - [sighs] 619 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:45,793 I'm proud for our son to have you as a dad. 620 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,838 - Me too. 621 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,666 For you to be the mom. 622 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,539 I wasn't just agreeing with the nice thing you said about me. 623 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:53,670 - I love you. 624 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:54,845 - Love you too. 625 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,631 - Oh, my God, he's beautiful. 626 00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,981 Oh, Jake, he's got your face. 627 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:02,244 - Charles, meet Mac. 628 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,637 - Short for McClane. 629 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,030 - As in Shirley? I love it. 630 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,685 - No, as in John, from "Die Hard." 631 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,209 - I mean, they're both incredibly cool. 632 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,384 Only one Oscar winner. 633 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,037 - Thanks for getting Jake there in time. 634 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,648 - Oh, don't thank me. 635 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:17,607 The real hero is Lieutenant Peanut Butter. 636 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,696 - No, it was all you, Charles. 637 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,002 Or should I say... 638 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:22,090 Uncle Charles. - Chee-Chee. 639 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,222 - Don't ruin this moment for yourself. 640 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,615 - Uncle Charles it is. 641 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,748 - How's he doing? - He's perfect. 642 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,184 I see you changed. - Oh yeah. 643 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,142 That other outfit had a lot of afterbirth on it. 644 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:32,709 Also during-birth and pre-birth. 645 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:33,797 The point is I burned it. 646 00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,103 - Thanks for staying by my side. 647 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,670 I know it wasn't easy for you. 648 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,237 - It was worth it. I'm Auntie Ro-Ro. 649 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,282 - She gets to be Ro-Ro? Incredible. 650 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,589 I've thrown seven years away for this. 651 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,286 - Captain, Lieutenant, 652 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,114 the dance was great, 653 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,377 and it really helped, thank you. 654 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,857 - Dance? What dance? 655 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,162 - She doesn't know what she's talking about. 656 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,642 Mommy brain much? 657 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:55,166 - Captain Holt and I did a hip-hop dance routine. 658 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,081 - Oh. 659 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,866 I see. You know what? 660 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,128 I don't even care that I missed it, 661 00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:03,174 because right now, I am holding my son, 662 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:04,175 and there's nothing more important 663 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,307 in the world than that. 664 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:06,613 - I have a video, if you wanna see it. 665 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,267 - Amy, hold this baby. Rosa, give me that phone. 666 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,355 Give me that phone. 667 00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,356 Everyone wash your hands. 668 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,358 - Not a doctor. - Shh. 669 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,621 - Fremulon.