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Welcome.

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You wanted me? Yeah, come on in, Brian.

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Have a seat.

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Have a seat with good old mom.

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Yes?

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I'm a little embarrassed.

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And I'm sure you already know what this
is about.

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Oh, because you got something I didn't.
Wait. Is that what? Is that what we're

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talking about?

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Yes, but I don't want to talk to it.

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Look at what you're doing to me. I can't
believe you came at me like that, son.

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Listen.

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I'm an adult, a woman, and I have needs,
you know, and this is my house. I pay

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rent and, you know, all that stuff.

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So I just wanted to apologize because I
thought you would be longer at the store

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and you weren't. So I do apologize if
you happen to visualize and see that

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kind of thing.

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But I'm not going to apologize for being
a woman.

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Gotcha. Okay. Oh great. That was great.

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Um, I had a question to ask.

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Okay. Um, met this girl on a dating
site. Can I go hang out with her? Are

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you fucking kidding me?

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It was worth a try.

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What did I tell you?

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Mom, I'll be good.

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Bullshit. Twice be goods.

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We can't afford a third.

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I can't afford a third. And you sure the
hell can't afford a third. Are you?

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Mom, I need something. This is so much
tension building up. It's horrible.

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Seriously, like, you're just really
going crazy?

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Are you seeing images?

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Yeah, I'm seeing shit.

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I can't have you going crazy on me or
anything.

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I'm seeing shit. But you can't, I cannot
let you, okay, okay.

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We're going to have to come up with some
other plan because I'm not sending you

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out there with women that, you know,
that you just impregnate.

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you don't even know their what do you
even know their last names are they

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reversed no no okay um i have an idea
it's okay it's farfetched she's

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out there but just you know between you
and i mom and son adult adult you know

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let me help you with your frustrations
what do you mean just my hand just you

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know i won't maybe i won't even look how
would that be you want do you want to

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try that yes

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Okay, but you cannot tell anyone. Why
would I tell somebody? Okay, well

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because you're a teenager and that's
what you guys do in college.

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Yeah, yeah, my mom... Okay, okay, I
understand, I understand. Okay, so,

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okay.

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Okay, hand.

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Okay, hand.

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Come on out, kiddo.

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Alright, oh look, we match. Yeah? Green.

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Okay. So, do you want me to look? I
don't know, just... Is my hand cold?

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It is cold. Okay.

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I'm so sorry. Mom, this is not going to
cut it.

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What do you mean it's not going to cut
it? Just give it a moment.

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Shh. Think. Happy thoughts.

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Think.

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Happy thoughts.

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Come on.

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This is not going to cut it, Mom.

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I see.

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What's the problem?

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It's your hand. I'm used to mouth or
pussy.

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Okay. We're not going to pussy, as you
put it. Okay.

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Okay. We can try the mouth.

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All right.

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Oh my lord.

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Okay.

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That

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is

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feeling real.

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Mm hmm.

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Mama still isn't going to cut it all the
way.

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What are you talking about? Your dick is
hard.

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I know.

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You're not going to come?

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No.

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Now I'm stumped. Now what?

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I don't know.

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I'm not going to tell anybody.

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Of course not. We already established
that.

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Let me just have some sex.

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with this mom, but I'm still not gonna
cut it.

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Alright, fine.

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Let's have sex.

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You have a condom, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay. Oh my goodness.

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How are we gonna do this?

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Like, well, how do you like it?

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I guess I could say. Do you like tits?
I'd love to. I really want you to come,

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because I don't know how long you can do
this for.

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I don't either.

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Okay, now what?

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I don't know.

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She wanted to be sexy for my son.

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Ooh, baby, yes.

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How's that?

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Oh, lay on the bed. Lay on the bed.
Okay.

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Okay.

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Whew.

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Okay.

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Take a piece off.

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Okay. All right.

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Okay.

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Okay. I'm a little nervous.

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Oh god. Ah!

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Okay.

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There we go.

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Gosh, I mean, you're sexy.

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I mean, you're looking.

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Oh, yes.

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Wow, am I supposed to like it?

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I don't know. Are you?

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I don't know. It's going to relieve the
tension. Oh, God.

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Let's get some heat.

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Don't tell me it was...

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Well, I think I might need to stay here
for a moment.

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Oh my, I can't believe how wet I am.

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Wow.

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Hey, Mom. I'm home.

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Hey, honey.

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I guess you used the same box of condoms
as you did the other girls, huh?

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You're going to be a daddy. What do you
think?

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Thank you.

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You wanted me? Yeah, come on in, Brian.

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Have a seat.

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Have a seat with good old mom.

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Yes?

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I'm a little embarrassed.

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And I'm sure you already know what this
is about.

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Oh, because you got something I didn't.
Wait. Is that what? Is that what we're

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talking about?

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Yes, but I don't want to talk to it.

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Look at what you're doing to me. I can't
believe you came at me like that, son.

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Listen.

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I'm an adult, a woman, and I have needs,
you know, and this is my house, I pay

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rent, you know, all that stuff.

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So I just wanted to apologize because I
thought you would be longer at the store

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and you weren't. So I do apologize if
you happen to visualize and see that

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kind of thing.

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But I'm not going to apologize for being
a woman.

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Gotcha. Okay. Oh, great. That was great.

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All good?

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I had a question to ask.

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Okay. Met this girl on a dating site.
Can I go hang out with her?

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Are you fucking shitting me?

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It was worth a try.

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What did I tell you?

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Mom, I'll be good.

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Bullshit! Twice be goods!

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We can't afford a third.

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I can't afford a third, and you sure the
hell can't afford a third? Are you...

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Mom, I need something. This is so much
tension building up. It's horrible.

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Seriously, like, you're just really
going crazy? Are you seeing images?

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Yeah, I'm seeing shit.

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I can't have you going crazy on me or
anything.

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I'm seeing shit.

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But you can't, I cannot let you, okay,
okay.

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We're going to have to come up with some
other plan because I'm not sending you

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out there with women that, you know,
that you just impregnate.

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You don't even know their... Do you even
know their last names?

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Are they reversed?

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No. No. Okay. I have an idea.

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It's a... Okay.

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It's far-fetched. It's out there. But
just, you know, between you and I, mom

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and son, adult, adult, you know, let me
help you with your frustrations.

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What do you mean? Just my hand. Just,
you know, maybe I won't even look.

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How would that be?

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Do you want to try that?

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Yes.

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Okay, but you cannot tell anyone. Why
would I tell somebody? Okay, well

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because you're a teenager and that's
what you guys do in college.

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Yeah, yeah, my mom... Okay, okay, I
understand, I understand. Okay, so,

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okay.

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Okay, hand.

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Okay, hand. Come on out, kiddo.

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Alright, oh look, we match. Yeah? Green.

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Okay, so do you want me to look? I don't
know, just... Is my hand cold?

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It is cold. Okay.

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I'm so sorry. Mom, this is not going to
cut it.

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What do you mean it's not going to cut
it? Just give it a moment.

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Shh. Think. Happy thoughts.

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Think.

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Happy thoughts.

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Come on.

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This is not going to cut it, Mom.

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I see.

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What's the problem?

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It's your hand. I'm used to mouth or
pussy.

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Okay. We're not going to pussy as you
put it. Okay.

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Okay. We can try the mouth.

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All right.

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Oh my lord.

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Okay.

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That is feeling real.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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Mama still isn't going to cut it all the
way.

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What are you talking about? Your dick is
hard.

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I know.

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You're not going to come?

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No.

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Now I'm stumped. Now what?

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I don't know.

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I'm not going to tell anybody.

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Of course not. We already established
that.

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Let me just have some sex.

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with this mom, but I'm still not gonna
cut it.

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Alright, fine.

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Let's have sex.

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You have a condom, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay. Oh my goodness.

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How are we gonna do this?

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Like, well, how do you like it?

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I guess I could say. Do you like tits? I
really want you to come, because I don't

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know how long you can do this for.

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I don't either.

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Okay, now what?

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I don't know.

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She wanted to be sexy for my son.

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Ooh, baby, yes.

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How's that?

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Oh, lay on the bed. Lay on the bed.
Okay.

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Okay.

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Whew.

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Okay.

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Take a piece off.

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Okay. All right.

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Okay.

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Okay. I'm a little nervous.

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Oh god. Ah!

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Okay.

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There we go.

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Gosh, I mean, you're sexy.

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I mean, you're looking.

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Oh, yes.

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Wow, am I supposed to like it?

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I don't know. Are you?

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I don't know. It's going to relieve the
tension. Oh, God.

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Feels good to me.

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I need a buzz.

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I can't believe how wet I am.

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Wow.

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Hey, Mom. I'm home.

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Hey, honey.

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I guess you used the same box of condoms
as you did the other girls, huh?

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You're gonna be a daddy. What do you
think?