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Oh.

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{\an8}<i>Please stand by for test 123</i>

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{\an8}<i>in T-minus ten.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I repeat, T-minus ten.</i>

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Dr. Lorre,
what are you doing?

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I need to get a message out.

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I know too much.

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They're not going to
let us leave.

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I'm sending for help.

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Everything is going to
be okay, my little Tweety.

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I promise.

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Phew.

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Huh?

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There he is! Go!

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You can jump,
or we can push you.

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Someday the truth will be known.

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{\an8}Beep beep.

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Beep beep.

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Beep beep.

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Beep beep.

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<i>Everyone,
what's that thing in the sky?</i>

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<i>I don't know.
I'll just shoot it down.</i>

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<i>Lock on target.
Clear to engage.</i>

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Oh $

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Beep beep.

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Beep beep.

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<i>Have you gotten into a catapult</i>

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<i>hoping to be gently
and sensibly flown</i>

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<i>to a destination
of your choosing,</i>

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<i>only to be violently pile-drived</i>

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<i>face-first into the ground?</i>

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<i>Have you ever set a big stack
of TNT on the road</i>

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<i>hoping to blow up your nemesis,</i>

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<i>but when you
press the detonator,</i>

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<i>the detonator itself explodes?</i>

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<i>Have you ever pulled
the ripcord of your parachute</i>

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<i>and only a bunch
of silverware comes out?</i>

38
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<i>It's not your fault.</i>

39
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<i>There's probably
someone to blame.</i>

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<i>We'll be your voice.</i>

41
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<i>- Avery.
- Jones.</i>

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<i>- Maltese.
- Justice!</i>

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<i>Two for Tuesdays.</i>

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Yes, thank you.
I'd like to order some...

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...fli-- fl--

46
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Lilacs.

47
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Hey, wrecking ball smash.

48
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I could probably get you
250 bucks for that.

49
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See you next week.

50
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<i>Thank you for calling</i>

51
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<i>Avery, Jones and Maltese.</i>

52
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<i>If you've been hit
by an anvil, press one.</i>

53
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<i>If you've been
electrocuted, press two.</i>

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<i>If you've been crushed by
a falling piano, press three.</i>

55
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- Good morning.
- It's almost 3:00.

56
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Oh.

57
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- Good morning, Dottie.
- Not now.

58
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- Do they have the paperwork--
- Sal?

59
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Hey, Kev.
You sleep in that suit again?

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Good eye.

61
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I've been waiting for you.

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Hi. I have found
some catastrophic fires,

63
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coincidentally all
near match factories,

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and I really think it's
a great opportunity to help

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a lot of people with one case.

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How long is
this internship again?

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Three more months,
just enough time to really

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dig in and make a difference.

69
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You know, you really remind me

70
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,520
of when I was fresh
out of law school.

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00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,314
And I mean that
in the worst possible way.

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00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,024
And I will take that
as a compliment--

73
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,734
Oh, no, look, you got this.

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I'm gonna do you a favor,
because you're my niece

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and I want you
to have a happy life.

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Stop.

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- At Oxford...
- I have a feeling

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I'm gonna be hearing
that phrase a lot.

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At Oxford, they really stress
the importance of the law

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on everyday lives,
and all you're really

81
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having me do right now
is brainstorm ideas

82
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- for your billboards.
- Yeah.

83
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You're new here,
so you don't know that

84
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this file goes right over here.

85
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And that, my friend, is freedom.

86
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- I really wanna pick it up.
- No, no, no, no, no.

87
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And I really wanna
file it alphabetically.

88
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No, you will not. Please.

89
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You've got a new client
in the conference room.

90
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,770
He seems unhinged. Good luck.

91
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,276
Mr. Coyote?

92
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,655
K-Yote-- Ca-yote?

93
00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,699
All right, well,
How can I help you?

94
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Oh, one of my billboards.

95
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,956
Cost a lot of money
to put those up.

96
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,874
So you've been in an accident?

97
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,169
Do you not talk?

98
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:11,880
Oh, but you have signs.

99
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,299
I don't, uh, understand.

100
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,136
All right.

101
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:27,646
Is that supposed to be you?
And, uh, who's that?

102
00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:40,784
Uh, okay. What do you--

103
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:51,295
Not entirely necessary
to do all that, but okay.

104
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:52,796
So,
seems like we're talking about

105
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:56,258
some faulty rocket skates
that backfired when you were

106
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trying to capture
a bird that you have

107
00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,803
some sort of
sordid history with?

108
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,682
So do you have
the rocket skates?

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00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,350
Okay, great.

110
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,811
So we're gonna write in
your name as the plaintiff.

111
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:11,231
Then we'll say we're asking
for, I don't know, $300?

112
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300 and here we'll write
in the name of the company

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that made the skates.

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Let me guess. Acme?

115
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,699
But they're great to deal with
for little stuff like this.

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We just drop your skates
in a box, type up a complaint,

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and boom, you're the richest
Coyote in the country.

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All I need is a signature.
Or you just wanna lick it,

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00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,003
that's probably fine, too.
There we go.

120
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Uh, what, uh...

121
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,760
Wait. Mr. Coyote.
Hey, somebody grab that guy.

122
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:44,515
Mr. Coyote.
Look, I just need you to sign.

123
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,189
It's an Acme stapler?

124
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Yes, that is how staplers work.

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Oh, God.

126
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,909
Okay, I get it,
there are problems

127
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,702
with Acme's cartoon products.

128
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,496
I see it all the time.

129
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,040
I mean, I'm surprised
Acme makes my phone in my car.

130
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,583
Why would they also make this?

131
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,794
This is just
silly stuff for cartoons.

132
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,629
You know, what's the worst
that could really happen?

133
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,548
They see some birds
whipping around their heads.

134
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,886
Well, it doesn't seem
that silly to me.

135
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,680
Paige, this is a run-of-the-mill

136
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,766
$300 rocket skate case,
trust me.

137
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,519
And doesn't that mean
that's a pile of $300 cases?

138
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,021
Paige, come on.
Do you know what would happen

139
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,691
if we submitted all this
stuff as evidence together?

140
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,776
We'd have a giant
lawsuit on our hands.

141
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,778
That would--
that would be amazing.

142
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,407
And if you could prove
a causal connection,

143
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:44,867
then really,
the sky's the limit.

144
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,160
The sky is not the limit,
all right?

145
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,121
The limit is, like, right here.

146
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:54,084
We don't do massive cases.
We do quick and easy. Right?

147
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,504
Huh?
Where'd all the stuff go?

148
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,048
So, Mr. Coyote,
my professional opinion

149
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:01,466
is that this case is worth,

150
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:02,634
you know, a few hundred dollars.

151
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,428
And I can see if they'll replace

152
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:08,098
the rocket skates,
so I need you to sign this.

153
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,769
Rude. All right, well,
it was nice meeting you.

154
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,938
Do you mind putting the
evidence box into the system?

155
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,440
I'm going to lunch.

156
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,445
Here you go.
Into evidence, please.

157
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,698
All right, what do we got here?

158
00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:31,288
Jeez, someone's suing for a lot.

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00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,974
<i>This is where
we're gonna hit the...</i>

160
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,727
Oh! Excuse me.

161
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,355
Cartoon products cases
go down to the basement.

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00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,028
Governor, these threats...

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00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,821
they're tantamount to blackmail.

164
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,533
The law's completely
on our side here.

165
00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:09,201
'Cause we wrote the law.

166
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,495
Yeah.
Okay, great to catch up.

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00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,294
You better be straightening
away on the Plapinger case.

168
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,838
Oh, it's done. Let's just say

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00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,172
his next vacation
will be in prison.

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00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,091
But I got something else.

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00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,717
Cartoon case? Basement.

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00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:27,970
Yeah, I think
you need to see this one.

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00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:31,473
They're suing us for every
Acme cartoon product.

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00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,434
Who?

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00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,894
I wasn't familiar with the name.

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00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,927
Look, just pay me
the money you owe me,

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00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,470
or I'll sue you
for breach of contract.

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00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:12,556
Okay, I gotta go.
I'll call you later, Mom.

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00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,101
Well, well, well.

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If it isn't
our resident hotshot.

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00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,105
What does that mean?

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Serving Acme for every one
of their cartoon products?

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00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,275
Yeah, right.

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00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,068
Do I look like the guy

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00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,987
who would take on the biggest
corporation in the world?

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{\an8}<i>You're looking
at the guy who is taking on</i>

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00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,492
{\an8}<i>the biggest corporation
in the world.</i>

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00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,244
{\an8}<i>Channel 4 News has just learned</i>

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00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,831
{\an8}<i>that papers were filed today
against the Acme Corporation.</i>

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00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,709
<i>Buddy Crane,
Acme's chief legal counsel,</i>

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00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,919
<i>declined to comment.</i>

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00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,337
<i>How did this happen?</i>

193
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,172
It's okay.
It's okay. It's exciting.

194
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,007
All eyes on you, ready to
show them what you got.

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00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,134
Paige, when we sue Acme
for some little thing...

196
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,886
- Yes.
- ...nobody even notices.

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00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,721
We're a tiny item
on a spreadsheet.

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00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,849
But this?
This went to Buddy Crane.

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00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,018
- Who?
- Buddy Crane?

200
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,937
He's only, like, the best
lawyer in the country.

201
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,980
- Okay.
- Went to law school together,

202
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,525
and he is a total machine.

203
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:07,986
Built like an ox,
his mind is sharp as a tack.

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00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,696
Trims his fingernails
with a switchblade.

205
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,199
You know, I once saw him
eat a lobster...

206
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:15,285
- Well, I eat lobster.
- ...while it was still alive.

207
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,869
Not even sure that's legal.

208
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,455
What could I have possibly
done to deserve all this?

209
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,666
- Did I piss off a witch?
- Oh, no.

210
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,545
- We good.
- Then how did this happen?

211
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,047
I just typed up everything
that was inside the box.

212
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,383
And I just brought
the box inside.

213
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,093
I've just been working
on my short game.

214
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,096
I've been on hold for two hours

215
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,515
trying to win tickets
to the Country Jubilee.

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00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,312
You.

217
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,863
Do you have any idea
what you've done?

218
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:53,574
You have put me
in such a horrible position.

219
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:55,951
Oh.

220
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,582
Hi.

221
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:03,375
<i>If it isn't my old friend Kevy.</i>

222
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,419
Yeah, it's been a while.

223
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:07,462
<i>Look at you, shaking things up.</i>

224
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:10,382
Well, I'm not
intentionally shaking, really.

225
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,592
<i>I think-- you know, I think</i>

226
00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:13,051
<i>we should have
a face-to-face, don't you?</i>

227
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:15,387
Your face and my face?

228
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,264
<i>Be in my office.
15 minutes.</i>

229
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:20,309
<i>- Get things right as rain.</i>
- Okay, sounds...

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00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:22,102
Looking forward to it.

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00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:30,444
<i>From its humble roots</i>

232
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,946
<i>as a cartoon anvil factory,</i>

233
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,866
<i>Acme has become America's
greatest success story.</i>

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00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:39,953
<i>Acme, I say, Acme
is an innovation factory.</i>

235
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,580
<i>We create the impossible.</i>

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00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,332
<i>With each new product,</i>

237
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:46,585
<i>we revolutionize industry
and the world.</i>

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00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,046
<i>We're a company of family values</i>

239
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:53,258
<i>that values
its family of companies.</i>

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00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,510
<i>Acme.</i>

241
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:58,305
Hey! Hey, hey.

242
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,681
I don't know what your deal is,

243
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,642
but I need you to
listen to me very carefully.

244
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,645
Stop. You are gonna
follow my lead, all right?

245
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:06,230
We're gonna tell them
this is all just

246
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,106
a big misunderstanding,
and we're looking

247
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,692
to get this settled
as quickly as possible.

248
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,736
We will be polite.

249
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,614
We will not detonate
explosives, all right?

250
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,157
If they put something
in front of us,

251
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,825
we will sign it.

252
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:20,035
Got it?

253
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,623
Mr. Avery.
Bill Pelicanos.

254
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,166
And Mr. Coyote.

255
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,376
I'll, uh, take you to see Buddy.

256
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:28,585
So I hear you guys were friends

257
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,795
from back in the day, huh?

258
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,798
Guess you could say that
if you were incorrect.

259
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:35,592
And look at this
guy going clothing-optional.

260
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:39,972
Hey, Buddy, look who's here.

261
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:43,308
If it isn't Mr. Billboard.

262
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:46,562
- How you been, man?
- Good, good. Yeah, very good.

263
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,605
Those were the days,
weren't they?

264
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,858
- Yeah.
- Harvard Law. You look...

265
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,362
- good.
- Uh, thank you.

266
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,114
- Have a seat.
- Okay.

267
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,783
I gotta say,
I was a bit surprised

268
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,702
to see your name
on a case of this size.

269
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,328
Me, too.

270
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,831
I mean,
I'm so sorry about all this.

271
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,667
It was just
a big misunderstanding.

272
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,752
Well, we got
a really busy day around here,

273
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,963
and I would hate to keep you
from getting back to...

274
00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:15,883
- whatever it is you do.
- Yeah.

275
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,385
- Lot of stuff, too. Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.

276
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:20,762
Oh, my God.

277
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,390
Uh--

278
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,392
And this seems obvious,
but I have to say it anyway.

279
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:28,145
Acme denies all charges
and accepts no liability

280
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,481
or causal connection between
Mr. Coyote's colorful injuries

281
00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:32,733
and our state-of-the-art,

282
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:34,067
life-enhancing family products.

283
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:35,944
Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.

284
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,863
And, you know,
as much fun as it would be

285
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,698
to get back
in a courtroom with you,

286
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,034
I guess it's time to do
what you do best.

287
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:43,493
- Settle.
- Yeah.

288
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:46,538
Um, well, look,
thank you so much,

289
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,416
and I'm so sorry
for taking up all your time.

290
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,419
It was unintentional. I--

291
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,088
Uh--

292
00:20:58,509 --> 00:20:59,843
No, no, no.
He didn't mean that.

293
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,304
- Do you have another copy?
- Is this a joke?

294
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,098
- No, no.
- 'Cause it's not funny.

295
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,017
I thought cartoons
were supposed to be funny.

296
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,393
You guys actually
wanna fight, Avery?

297
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:09,895
Your tiny firm is unmatched.

298
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,063
We'll tie you
in legal loopholes.

299
00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,356
We'll bury you in paperwork.

300
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:13,857
I'll put a dozen
of my best lawyers on this

301
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,526
24 hours a day to make sure

302
00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:18,362
your name is more synonymous
with failure

303
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:19,780
than it already is.

304
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,992
Oh, and I almost forgot.
We don't validate parking.

305
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:27,412
Do you know what
you could do with $50,000?

306
00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:30,290
Do you have any idea how many
birds you could buy with that?

307
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,917
Flocks! You know what?

308
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,877
Not that it really matters,
but I'm out.

309
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,838
Yeah, that's right.
I quit, man.

310
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,130
Go find another lawyer.

311
00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:39,466
This is already my personal
freaking nightmare,

312
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:42,094
and I'm not sticking around to
see if it can get any worse.

313
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,143
Sorry. Butterfingers.

314
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,196
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

315
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,823
Why didn't you settle?

316
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:04,992
That's what we do here.
We settle.

317
00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:07,661
- Dottie, what do we do here?
- We settle.

318
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:10,330
Okay, I tried to settle,
but he wouldn't let me settle.

319
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:13,584
He's a coyote.
We're not even trial lawyers.

320
00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:16,461
I have a miniature
golf tournament this weekend,

321
00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:18,964
so I don't even know if I'm
gonna make it in on Monday.

322
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:22,217
Plus, trial prep adds up.
Photocopies, in this economy?

323
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,886
But if we beat Acme,
then we can afford

324
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:26,388
- a ton of photocopies.
- We won't beat Acme.

325
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,474
I mean, nobody ever has,
and nobody ever will.

326
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,435
The truth is,
even if you quit right now,

327
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,604
the firm is already in the
hole for Acme's legal fees,

328
00:22:33,729 --> 00:22:35,564
and that's just from today.

329
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,774
I mean, that could
close down our doors.

330
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:38,942
Look...

331
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:43,030
if we lose, we lose.

332
00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:45,407
If we quit, we really lose.

333
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,742
A lot of money.

334
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,788
Okay, okay. Okay, look, look.

335
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:54,249
We got one true goal
for this trial.

336
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,168
It's this.

337
00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:58,420
We can't look like fools,
all right?

338
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,672
Our job is not to win this case.

339
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,258
Our job is to still be
in business when it's over.

340
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,385
That's the spirit.

341
00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:07,679
Let's act like lawyers.
What do real lawyers do?

342
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,056
They would find evidence

343
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:10,516
and start making
a list of witnesses.

344
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,650
- The bird?
- He did witness

345
00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:21,693
every time
an Acme product malfunctioned.

346
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,403
He could corroborate
Wile E.'s story.

347
00:23:23,529 --> 00:23:24,738
Sure, whatever.

348
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:26,740
Add the Road Runner
to our witness list.

349
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,116
One more thing.

350
00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:30,410
Um, where is
Mr. Coyote gonna stay?

351
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:41,922
<i>♪ I been so long
in this old town ♪</i>

352
00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:45,259
<i>♪ I tried my best
to settle down ♪</i>

353
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:48,470
<i>♪ But deep within
the soul of me ♪</i>

354
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:52,766
<i>♪ I know I must be free ♪</i>

355
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:57,563
All right,
don't give me that look.

356
00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,732
Yeah, I live in a motel.
Look, I got pool access.

357
00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:04,361
You know, there's no mortgage.
I never have to make my bed.

358
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,071
There's an incredible
all-you-can-eat

359
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,906
seafood buffet
around the corner.

360
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:10,534
Tissues come out of a slider
on my bathroom wall.

361
00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:16,206
Stop that.
Hi, Cherry.

362
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,168
- Yeah?
- Yeah, um--

363
00:24:23,714 --> 00:24:25,591
One second.

364
00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:28,427
Stop. Come on.

365
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:33,390
Yeah, hi, I need another room
for a few nights.

366
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,726
Not near me, please.

367
00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:41,315
- He's not a pet.
- He looks like a pet.

368
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,483
Who rents a separate room
for their pets?

369
00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:44,693
Cherry, come on.

370
00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:46,153
I've been living here
for almost five years.

371
00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:48,989
- You know me.
- No pets.

372
00:24:50,199 --> 00:24:52,618
All right, okay.
You wanna do this?

373
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:54,786
Legally speaking,
a pet is a domesticated

374
00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:56,788
or tamed animal
kept as a companion

375
00:24:56,914 --> 00:24:59,249
in or outside
an individual's residence.

376
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:01,919
This is Mr. Coyote.
He is my client.

377
00:25:02,044 --> 00:25:04,421
He's not my pet nor anyone's
pet in the eyes of the law.

378
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,299
And as such, that sign or
any rule that accompanies it

379
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:08,967
does not apply to him,
all right?

380
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:10,219
It does not say "no animals."

381
00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:11,929
And just my unbiased opinion,

382
00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:13,305
he may actually have
a case against you

383
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:15,224
for discrimination.

384
00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:16,975
Yeah.

385
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,187
He pees on the rug,

386
00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,147
- it's on you.
- All right, deal.

387
00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:24,650
But I would need a full workup
of urine analysis.

388
00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:25,943
I mean, it's a motel.

389
00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:27,611
Plenty of people pee on the rug.

390
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:34,785
Oh, right next door.

391
00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:36,453
Of course.

392
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:21,540
<i>Coming up next, a mouse</i>

393
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:24,376
<i>breaks the sound barrier
in Guadalajara.</i>

394
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,336
<i>One week more
to catch Albuquerque's</i>

395
00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:29,089
<i>Annual Carrot Festival
while it's still in town.</i>

396
00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:31,383
<i>Are you having fun? We are.</i>

397
00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:01,163
What?

398
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,894
You're kind of a psychopath,
aren't you?

399
00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:28,982
Watch and learn.

400
00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:31,193
So we take the subpoena,
like so.

401
00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:33,862
Just cover it with copious
amounts of bird seed.

402
00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:35,572
Road Runner eats the bird seed,

403
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,157
grabs the subpoena, and boom.

404
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:39,743
He's legally obligated
to show up to court.

405
00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:41,537
Instant Road Runner trap.

406
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:42,871
Beep, beep.

407
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:48,335
"Beep, beep."

408
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:50,921
Is that some kind of
inside thing with you guys?

409
00:27:56,844 --> 00:27:58,595
Is everyone clear on our plan?

410
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,305
- No.
- Nah.

411
00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:02,432
- Yes.
- Paige, what's our plan?

412
00:28:02,558 --> 00:28:04,643
So we have to prove to a jury
that Acme cartoon products

413
00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:06,395
are at fault for every accident

414
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,813
that Wile E.'s had
going back years.

415
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,357
So we are going
to take pictures,

416
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,109
and we're gonna gather evidence,

417
00:28:12,234 --> 00:28:14,152
and we're gonna put
the evidence in little bags,

418
00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:16,405
and we're gonna interview
experts and witnesses,

419
00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:17,698
and we're going to highlight

420
00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,408
big books
of photocopied documents,

421
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:20,951
and we're gonna
pound the pavement,

422
00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:22,536
and we're gonna study up,

423
00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:24,329
and we're gonna try
and catch our big eyewitness

424
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:25,956
by leaving a nice note
in the desert.

425
00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:27,291
And if we follow my plan
by the end of this,

426
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:30,002
we'll have enough evidence
to take Acme down.

427
00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:34,381
We really have nothing.

428
00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:36,842
I mean, I kind of assumed
that we'd have nothing,

429
00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:38,760
but this is nothing.

430
00:28:50,898 --> 00:28:52,482
All rise.

431
00:28:58,572 --> 00:29:00,532
The court
of the Second Judicial Circuit

432
00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:03,785
of Albuquerque
is now in session.

433
00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:07,581
The Honorable Judge
Troppogrosso presiding.

434
00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:09,041
You may be seated.

435
00:29:19,301 --> 00:29:21,553
Human.

436
00:29:21,678 --> 00:29:22,763
Human.

437
00:29:24,890 --> 00:29:26,225
Cartoon.

438
00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:35,609
Quiet!

439
00:29:38,028 --> 00:29:40,197
My name is Judge Troppogrosso.

440
00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:43,909
The name of the case
is Coyote v. Acme.

441
00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:45,953
I am not a loosey-goosey judge.

442
00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:50,666
I am a no-nonsense,
no-silly-stuff judge.

443
00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:53,335
Is that understood?

444
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:55,087
Yes.

445
00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:57,923
Mr. Crane.

446
00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:00,050
Go get some.

447
00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:21,947
We live in a great country,
don't we?

448
00:30:22,072 --> 00:30:24,575
Because it's one that values
freedom above all else.

449
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,035
You're free to live your life
any way you see fit.

450
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,579
Could mean
living in the desert...

451
00:30:29,705 --> 00:30:30,789
out in a cave,

452
00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:33,500
spending your days
chasing after a bird,

453
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:36,837
who is much,
much faster than you.

454
00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:40,549
But that is your right
as an American.

455
00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:44,386
But that freedom, it comes
with great responsibility.

456
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,054
If you were to take a missile,
for instance,

457
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,848
and you were
to glue handlebars to it,

458
00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:50,392
well, that's your choice.

459
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:51,852
But we expect you to understand

460
00:30:51,977 --> 00:30:53,896
that that missile
and those handlebars,

461
00:30:54,021 --> 00:30:56,148
they aren't designed
to catch birds.

462
00:30:56,273 --> 00:30:58,483
What I will prove to this jury

463
00:30:58,609 --> 00:31:01,486
is that man, Wile E. Coyote,

464
00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:03,488
he is reckless.

465
00:31:03,614 --> 00:31:05,949
And all of his injuries
are self-inflicted.

466
00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:09,995
I mean, we won't condemn him,
you or I.

467
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,539
We all know who's responsible.

468
00:31:13,582 --> 00:31:15,584
It's as clear as the desert sky.

469
00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:17,544
I think I just laid an egg.

470
00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:19,713
God bless America.
God bless the troops.

471
00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:24,176
Damn, that was really good.

472
00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:26,011
Oh, uh, please
don't write that down.

473
00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:29,139
And-- and please
don't write that down.

474
00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:30,849
Or-- or that down.

475
00:31:32,184 --> 00:31:33,936
Mr. Avery.

476
00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:35,479
Um...

477
00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:38,273
Okay. Um...

478
00:31:58,001 --> 00:31:59,628
Now, uh--

479
00:31:59,753 --> 00:32:03,048
now what did the defense
say we were gonna argue?

480
00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:05,634
Huh?

481
00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:07,052
I mean, I know the answer to it.

482
00:32:07,177 --> 00:32:09,346
I know the answer.
I'm not asking you a question.

483
00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:11,473
I mean, it is--
it is a question.

484
00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:14,434
But it's a question
that I'm asking to me.

485
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,395
Let me start over.
Let me start over.

486
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,564
Objection to my start.

487
00:32:20,274 --> 00:32:23,193
So the defense said
that we were gonna argue

488
00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:25,571
that the products are dangerous

489
00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:28,949
and that Acme is negligent
in selling them.

490
00:32:29,074 --> 00:32:31,076
I do really agree with all that.

491
00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:33,495
I mean, it's not fancy,
but it's true.

492
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,080
Um, uh, sorry.

493
00:32:35,205 --> 00:32:37,499
One second, please.
One sec--

494
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:40,335
Yeah, Wile E., we don't
need evidence right now.

495
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,212
- Mr. Avery.
- Okay, okay.

496
00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:43,839
Excuse me, Your Honor.

497
00:32:43,964 --> 00:32:45,549
My client would
like me to show you

498
00:32:45,674 --> 00:32:48,093
this defective
Acme rocket skate.

499
00:32:48,218 --> 00:32:50,679
And as you can see,
there's a faulty on switch.

500
00:32:50,804 --> 00:32:52,723
Nothing.

501
00:33:00,856 --> 00:33:03,150
God bless America.

502
00:33:03,275 --> 00:33:05,110
God bless the troops.

503
00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:10,365
{\an8}<i>Opening arguments
today in Coyote v. Acme.</i>

504
00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:11,992
{\an8}<i>Sources close to the case report</i>

505
00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:14,786
{\an8}<i>that Acme is doing
a fantastic job</i>

506
00:33:14,912 --> 00:33:16,914
{\an8}<i>protecting their brand
and dignity,</i>

507
00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:19,958
{\an8}<i>while the plaintiff appears
hungry and afraid.</i>

508
00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,418
<i>More after this.</i>

509
00:33:24,505 --> 00:33:25,756
<i>One week more</i>

510
00:33:25,881 --> 00:33:28,091
<i>to catch Albuquerque's
Annual Carrot Festival</i>

511
00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:29,676
<i>while it's still in town.</i>

512
00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:32,596
- Yeah?
<i>- 241.</i>

513
00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:35,682
<i>We've been getting noise
complaints about a loud TV.</i>

514
00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:38,810
Seriously, it's the TV
you're having a problem with?

515
00:33:38,936 --> 00:33:40,479
Okay, I'll turn it--

516
00:33:42,898 --> 00:33:45,108
<i>Are you having fun?
We a--</i>

517
00:33:51,532 --> 00:33:52,866
Cherry, I turned it off.

518
00:33:52,991 --> 00:33:55,953
<i>Eh.
What's up, Doc?</i>

519
00:33:56,078 --> 00:33:57,454
Who's this?

520
00:33:57,579 --> 00:33:59,498
<i>I, uh, can't tell you.</i>

521
00:33:59,623 --> 00:34:03,377
<i>I want to, but I can't.
A pickle, ain't it?</i>

522
00:34:03,502 --> 00:34:05,087
You sure you have
the right number?

523
00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:06,296
<i>Your trial.</i>

524
00:34:06,421 --> 00:34:09,842
<i>I think I may be able
to help you with Acme.</i>

525
00:34:09,967 --> 00:34:12,094
- What?
<i>- I have information</i>

526
00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:14,346
<i>that could stop Acme for good.</i>

527
00:34:14,471 --> 00:34:16,348
Oh, my God,
you could stop this case?

528
00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:19,226
<i>If this gets out,
it'll all be over.</i>

529
00:34:19,351 --> 00:34:21,812
<i>I have an associate
with information.</i>

530
00:34:21,937 --> 00:34:25,023
<i>If they figure out what he
knows, he's a sitting duck.</i>

531
00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:27,025
Well, who?
Where do I find him?

532
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:28,777
<i>Write this down.
I'm only gonna say it once.</i>

533
00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:31,029
Wait, wait. Grabbing a pen.
Hang on. Hang on.

534
00:34:31,154 --> 00:34:33,156
<i>666 Scary Road Drive.</i>

535
00:34:33,282 --> 00:34:35,199
That doesn't sound
like a place I want to go.

536
00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:36,493
<i>Look for a Jack.</i>

537
00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:40,121
<i>Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.</i>

538
00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:42,958
<i>And they make people disappear.</i>

539
00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:44,918
<i>- Don't forget that.</i>
- I won't.

540
00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,880
Will I be able
to contact you again?

541
00:35:08,192 --> 00:35:09,860
Mr. Leghorn.

542
00:35:09,985 --> 00:35:12,946
Buddy, I say, Buddy,
you little rascal, you.

543
00:35:13,071 --> 00:35:15,699
- How was Bora Bora?
- A tax haven so nice,

544
00:35:15,824 --> 00:35:17,743
they named it twice.

545
00:35:17,868 --> 00:35:20,871
So I say I heard
we have ourselves a lawsuit

546
00:35:20,996 --> 00:35:22,706
in the animated sector.

547
00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:24,082
I'll talk to PR about this.

548
00:35:24,208 --> 00:35:26,418
You know, it's a local paper
and pretty flattering.

549
00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:28,337
You know, I'm gonna win
this case as fast as I can,

550
00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:30,130
but in the meantime,
I think things like this

551
00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:31,840
make us look pretty good
in the public eye.

552
00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:34,510
Not ideal, but, you know, it's
like killing two birds with...

553
00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:39,223
...one stone.

554
00:35:39,348 --> 00:35:44,311
Two birds, one stone.
What a vile expression.

555
00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:45,646
- I only meant--
- Rotten.

556
00:35:45,771 --> 00:35:48,023
We both know it would be very,

557
00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:51,610
I say very unpleasant
for everyone involved

558
00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:54,988
if anything bigger,
I say bigger,

559
00:35:55,113 --> 00:35:57,616
were to become public.

560
00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:13,757
Oh, mysterious caller.
It's so cool.

561
00:36:13,882 --> 00:36:15,884
- So what did he sound like?
- I don't know.

562
00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:18,262
He was kind of like,
"Eh, what's up, Doc?

563
00:36:18,387 --> 00:36:20,389
"I have information,
chomp, chomp, chomp."

564
00:36:20,514 --> 00:36:22,224
He was like chewing
on a cracker or something.

565
00:36:22,349 --> 00:36:23,392
Okay.

566
00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:27,396
Well, map is saying
it should be right here.

567
00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:29,940
It's just a wall.

568
00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:32,484
- Jack?
- Oh, God.

569
00:36:32,609 --> 00:36:34,027
Is there a Jack anywhere?

570
00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:38,282
Wait, what's that?

571
00:36:39,616 --> 00:36:41,201
Oh, that kind of Jack.

572
00:36:41,326 --> 00:36:43,036
Somebody's got a sense of humor.

573
00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:04,933
Well, there's a duck,
and he is sitting.

574
00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:06,393
Feels a bit easy.

575
00:37:06,518 --> 00:37:08,520
Well, good thing I like easy.

576
00:37:10,022 --> 00:37:12,316
Excuse me. Hi.

577
00:37:12,441 --> 00:37:14,276
My name is Kevin Avery.
This is Paige.

578
00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:16,320
I'm a personal injury attorney.

579
00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:18,405
Well,
look who decided to show up.

580
00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:19,781
Oh, great, thank you.

581
00:37:19,907 --> 00:37:21,450
I wasn't sure
if you knew we were coming.

582
00:37:21,575 --> 00:37:22,659
You're a little late,

583
00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:24,703
and you're still wearing
that hideous suit.

584
00:37:24,828 --> 00:37:26,788
Take your pants off
right over there, please.

585
00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:30,209
- And, um, strike a pose.
- Uh, no.

586
00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:33,045
It's so difficult to find
nude models these days.

587
00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:34,421
- Sit down.
- Uh...

588
00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:35,714
Sarsaparilla?

589
00:37:35,839 --> 00:37:37,341
We're all right, thank you.

590
00:37:37,466 --> 00:37:39,593
Disrobe and pretend
you're thinking.

591
00:37:39,718 --> 00:37:42,471
I expect this is going
to take a few hours.

592
00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:46,099
Yeah, um,
we had an anonymous caller say

593
00:37:46,225 --> 00:37:48,602
that you might have
some important information.

594
00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:51,563
Yeah, information that can
help us end our case quickly.

595
00:37:51,688 --> 00:37:52,773
Information?

596
00:37:52,898 --> 00:37:54,608
Yes.

597
00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:56,443
- About Acme?
- Acme?

598
00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:59,279
Uh, yes.

599
00:37:59,404 --> 00:38:01,698
- Acme.
- Acme?

600
00:38:05,494 --> 00:38:06,537
Acme?

601
00:38:06,662 --> 00:38:08,997
After all this,
they call me Daffy?

602
00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:10,624
The world is Daffy!

603
00:38:10,749 --> 00:38:12,459
Ac-me? Ac-you!

604
00:38:12,584 --> 00:38:14,753
You'll never get it out of me.
I'll tell you everything.

605
00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:18,173
Your face is covered in Acme.

606
00:38:23,095 --> 00:38:25,973
Whatever you need to know
about Acme is inside the box.

607
00:38:26,098 --> 00:38:28,308
Mr. Duck! Mr. Duck!

608
00:38:28,433 --> 00:38:30,018
You really shouldn't be here.

609
00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:31,562
I agree, Doctor.

610
00:38:31,687 --> 00:38:33,939
Let's tear this facility
to the ground.

611
00:38:38,193 --> 00:38:39,736
Hello?

612
00:38:39,862 --> 00:38:40,946
I'm here for the

613
00:38:41,071 --> 00:38:43,824
pantsless modeling gig.

614
00:38:43,949 --> 00:38:45,409
Look, I'm a horse.

615
00:38:45,534 --> 00:38:46,952
- Mom, I'm a horse!
- ACME PAINT

616
00:38:49,454 --> 00:38:51,707
- Boing, boing.
- What are you doing?

617
00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:57,629
Come on in!
The water's freezing!

618
00:39:02,426 --> 00:39:04,386
Well, we drove him crazy,

619
00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:07,389
- and we got a can of paint.
- Well, it could be important.

620
00:39:07,514 --> 00:39:09,308
Clearly, he's been holding on
to this for a while, so.

621
00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:11,393
Wait.

622
00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:15,189
"That's all, folks."

623
00:39:17,482 --> 00:39:18,817
Are we the folks?

624
00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:29,661
Do you think
we're going to get kidnapped?

625
00:39:29,786 --> 00:39:31,288
Held for ransom?

626
00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:33,665
I feel so alive.

627
00:39:59,566 --> 00:40:00,776
So, what do you think it is?

628
00:40:06,448 --> 00:40:07,491
Thanks.

629
00:40:37,229 --> 00:40:39,898
That looks
unspeakably dangerous.

630
00:40:41,191 --> 00:40:43,527
And yet, he walked in anyway.

631
00:40:45,404 --> 00:40:46,488
Wait, what-- what are you doing?

632
00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:47,906
I'm following Wile E.

633
00:40:50,367 --> 00:40:52,327
Now I just look like a loser
if I stay out here.

634
00:40:55,622 --> 00:40:57,124
Coming into the tunnel.

635
00:41:10,095 --> 00:41:11,180
Hello?

636
00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:14,808
I bet they don't tell you to
walk down mysterious tunnels

637
00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:17,269
in your fancy classes at Oxford.

638
00:41:17,394 --> 00:41:19,271
I bet
they discourage it, actually.

639
00:41:19,396 --> 00:41:20,898
Actually,
I thought about majoring

640
00:41:21,023 --> 00:41:22,232
in mysterious tunnels.

641
00:41:22,357 --> 00:41:23,901
- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, I did.

642
00:41:26,236 --> 00:41:28,155
What have we got here?

643
00:41:36,955 --> 00:41:38,790
Hey! I found a message.

644
00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:40,000
What does it say?

645
00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:44,546
It says, "Daffy, I'm not sure
how long I have.

646
00:41:44,671 --> 00:41:46,423
"I hope
this message gets to you.

647
00:41:54,431 --> 00:41:57,684
"Things have gone awry
with Project...

648
00:41:58,977 --> 00:42:00,812
"Sisy-foose."

649
00:42:00,938 --> 00:42:02,314
Sisyphus.

650
00:42:02,439 --> 00:42:03,982
What is Project Sisyphus?

651
00:42:05,609 --> 00:42:08,237
"Acme is watching my every move,

652
00:42:08,362 --> 00:42:11,031
"and I have a feeling
I'm in grave danger."

653
00:42:23,752 --> 00:42:26,171
Wile E.?

654
00:42:26,296 --> 00:42:29,550
"If you see this message,
please send help.

655
00:42:29,675 --> 00:42:30,884
"Dr. Lorre."

656
00:42:31,009 --> 00:42:33,220
Kevin! Train!

657
00:42:34,805 --> 00:42:36,932
Go, go! Go, go, go!

658
00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:05,252
Oh, did I not say
unspeakably dangerous?

659
00:43:05,377 --> 00:43:07,129
Did-- Didn't I say
those exact words?

660
00:43:07,254 --> 00:43:08,463
- Yeah.
- I did.

661
00:43:08,589 --> 00:43:09,756
<i>Okay, what could this mean?</i>

662
00:43:09,882 --> 00:43:12,843
<i>- Project Sisyphus.
- I-- I don't know.</i>

663
00:43:12,968 --> 00:43:14,553
<i>I don't know. All right?</i>

664
00:43:14,678 --> 00:43:18,056
<i>What?
What just happened?</i>

665
00:43:19,683 --> 00:43:22,728
<i>What?</i>

666
00:43:22,853 --> 00:43:25,147
Boss, I think they're on to us.

667
00:43:26,732 --> 00:43:29,359
Okay, so Sisyphus
is from Greek mythology,

668
00:43:29,484 --> 00:43:30,611
and he was punished by the gods

669
00:43:30,736 --> 00:43:33,822
and made to roll a boulder
up a hill every day,

670
00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:37,159
but it would just roll
right back down for eternity.

671
00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:43,790
And it was also
what Daffy was painting.

672
00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:46,919
So what?
That's not evidence.

673
00:43:47,044 --> 00:43:49,254
None of this is gonna
help us win the trial.

674
00:43:49,379 --> 00:43:52,216
All right, it's all
just a waste of our time.

675
00:43:52,341 --> 00:43:54,760
We have a client who,
no offense,

676
00:43:54,885 --> 00:43:56,595
can't read a warning label.

677
00:43:56,720 --> 00:44:01,141
We have piles and piles of
stuff that he himself broke.

678
00:44:01,266 --> 00:44:02,851
We have nothing, Paige.

679
00:44:04,061 --> 00:44:06,647
You've been settling
Acme cases for years,

680
00:44:06,772 --> 00:44:09,233
and you have never stopped
to think and see a pattern.

681
00:44:09,358 --> 00:44:11,026
A pattern? Yes.

682
00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:12,277
My clients go boom,

683
00:44:12,402 --> 00:44:14,363
and two seconds later,
they're fine.

684
00:44:14,488 --> 00:44:16,198
Nobody cares.

685
00:44:16,323 --> 00:44:18,325
So, that makes it okay?

686
00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:23,622
Boom, $100, that's fair?
This case can make it, right?

687
00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:25,332
This is your opportunity
to really show people

688
00:44:25,457 --> 00:44:26,667
what you're capable of.

689
00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:29,461
Yeah, but that only works
if I don't lose.

690
00:44:29,586 --> 00:44:31,296
And-- and why do you assume
you're gonna lose?

691
00:44:31,421 --> 00:44:33,006
Are you kidding?

692
00:44:33,131 --> 00:44:36,218
It is really super easy to lose.

693
00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:38,178
And it's better
you learn that now.

694
00:44:40,347 --> 00:44:45,352
You know, everyone thought
I was crazy for coming here.

695
00:44:45,477 --> 00:44:48,522
But I didn't want to just go
to some big law firm

696
00:44:48,647 --> 00:44:51,567
and help the rich guys
get richer.

697
00:44:52,943 --> 00:44:53,986
I thought...

698
00:44:55,070 --> 00:44:57,239
I thought you were
actually still a real lawyer.

699
00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:00,534
Yeah, me too.

700
00:45:53,337 --> 00:45:56,465
So, uh, what is it
about the Road Runner?

701
00:46:01,512 --> 00:46:04,181
Ah, there are no words.

702
00:46:06,517 --> 00:46:08,852
You know, I--
I-- I envy you, really.

703
00:46:08,977 --> 00:46:11,438
You know, it must be nice
to have such a--

704
00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:13,607
Such a clear goal.

705
00:46:13,732 --> 00:46:16,151
I mean,
I used to have that, I think.

706
00:46:16,276 --> 00:46:19,446
You know, I was hungry,
and I was chasing.

707
00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:22,866
But I didn't like the pressure
of having to always win.

708
00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:25,577
And I got burnt out on trying.

709
00:46:25,702 --> 00:46:27,829
Anyway, you're
a really good listener.

710
00:46:27,955 --> 00:46:30,582
Hey, what are you doing?

711
00:46:30,707 --> 00:46:32,876
Hey, stop! Wile E!

712
00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:34,211
Stop! Stop!

713
00:46:38,799 --> 00:46:41,677
There's a cliff! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

714
00:46:45,264 --> 00:46:47,057
We were having a heart to heart.

715
00:46:48,517 --> 00:46:51,436
Wait, Wile E.!
You can't make that jump!

716
00:46:51,562 --> 00:46:53,188
Wile E.

717
00:46:53,313 --> 00:46:54,648
Wile--

718
00:47:32,436 --> 00:47:33,729
You made it.

719
00:47:36,315 --> 00:47:39,151
Well, you go a long way
to make a point.

720
00:47:54,041 --> 00:47:56,001
Hey, Wile E.

721
00:47:56,126 --> 00:47:58,378
Thanks.
I'll see you tomorrow.

722
00:49:09,157 --> 00:49:11,159
- Are you sitting down?
<i>- Uh, yes.</i>

723
00:49:11,285 --> 00:49:14,037
Well, Sal's not.
Is that going to be a problem?

724
00:49:14,162 --> 00:49:16,164
<i>No. Wile E. is conning us.</i>

725
00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:18,500
The only reason he's doing
this case is to catch

726
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:21,837
and kill the Road Runner
during the trial.

727
00:49:21,962 --> 00:49:23,005
<i>That's not good.</i>

728
00:49:23,130 --> 00:49:24,715
It's all just part of a plot.

729
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,217
He's using us so I'll put
the bird on the witness stand.

730
00:49:27,342 --> 00:49:29,970
If the Road Runner shows up
to court, it'll be chaos.

731
00:49:30,095 --> 00:49:31,180
I'll look like a fool.

732
00:49:31,305 --> 00:49:33,807
<i>The firm will fold,
we'll be mattress salesmen.</i>

733
00:49:33,932 --> 00:49:36,268
That's kind of demeaning
to mattress salesmen.

734
00:49:36,393 --> 00:49:38,770
Fine.
We'll be, uh, garbage men.

735
00:49:38,896 --> 00:49:40,898
- Kevin.
<i>- Okay, garbage people.</i>

736
00:49:41,023 --> 00:49:43,901
- My dad's garbage people.
<i>- Okay.</i>

737
00:49:44,026 --> 00:49:45,068
I'm just really nervous

738
00:49:45,194 --> 00:49:47,070
about letting Wile E. back
into this courtroom.

739
00:49:47,196 --> 00:49:48,363
<i>Without Wile E.,
there's no trial.</i>

740
00:49:48,488 --> 00:49:50,032
With no trial, there's no firm.

741
00:49:50,157 --> 00:49:52,159
And without the firm,
we're going to be broke.

742
00:49:52,284 --> 00:49:54,453
I hate to suggest
lying to a dog,

743
00:49:54,578 --> 00:49:56,413
<i>but you're going to have
to convince him</i>

744
00:49:56,538 --> 00:49:58,290
<i>that the Road Runner
will be there.</i>

745
00:49:58,415 --> 00:50:00,292
Paige, I was wrong.

746
00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:02,878
See what you can find out
about Project Sisyphus.

747
00:50:03,003 --> 00:50:04,671
<i>And how it's connected to Acme.</i>

748
00:50:04,796 --> 00:50:07,216
- Great. I'm already on it.
<i>- Okay.</i>

749
00:51:51,737 --> 00:51:55,574
Hi, I was just wondering if
a Dr. Lorre still lives here?

750
00:52:03,457 --> 00:52:05,334
They listen, you know.

751
00:52:05,459 --> 00:52:07,794
Would you like some tea, dearie?

752
00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:13,926
It was a very happy marriage.

753
00:52:14,051 --> 00:52:18,347
He used to work long days,
but would still come home

754
00:52:18,472 --> 00:52:21,642
and play the piano
for me for hours

755
00:52:21,767 --> 00:52:24,728
because he knew
how much I loved it.

756
00:52:24,853 --> 00:52:28,607
We had 87 years together.

757
00:52:28,732 --> 00:52:30,442
I am grateful.

758
00:52:30,567 --> 00:52:31,944
Um, when did
Dr. Lorre pass away,

759
00:52:32,069 --> 00:52:33,153
if you don't mind me asking?

760
00:52:33,278 --> 00:52:35,948
Oh, he's not dead.

761
00:52:36,073 --> 00:52:37,658
He's missing.

762
00:52:37,783 --> 00:52:40,494
He went to work one day
with our little bird,

763
00:52:40,619 --> 00:52:44,456
and I never saw
either of them again.

764
00:52:44,581 --> 00:52:48,126
They told me
he ran off with his secretary,

765
00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:49,586
but I don't think so.

766
00:52:49,711 --> 00:52:51,839
His secretary was a penguin.

767
00:52:53,173 --> 00:52:55,259
What can you tell me
about Project Sisyphus?

768
00:53:11,108 --> 00:53:12,150
What?

769
00:53:13,485 --> 00:53:15,404
Which day what?

770
00:53:15,529 --> 00:53:17,698
Oh, which day
is the Road Runner testifying?

771
00:53:17,823 --> 00:53:20,325
- Hm.
- Any day now. Why?

772
00:53:20,450 --> 00:53:21,577
Do you have
any particular reason

773
00:53:21,702 --> 00:53:23,036
for wanting
to catch up with him?

774
00:53:25,163 --> 00:53:27,082
Okay, well,
I'll keep you posted.

775
00:53:34,673 --> 00:53:36,383
I need this Road Runner.

776
00:53:36,508 --> 00:53:39,678
Absolutely. Why exactly?

777
00:53:39,803 --> 00:53:41,180
He's the only one
that's seen every time

778
00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:43,557
this moron's used
our products incorrectly.

779
00:53:43,682 --> 00:53:45,934
If I had to bet,
he's holding a grudge.

780
00:53:47,102 --> 00:53:48,562
Go out there
and you bring him to me.

781
00:53:48,687 --> 00:53:51,940
How hard could it be
to catch a bird?

782
00:54:02,075 --> 00:54:03,952
<i>♪ Picture this,
I'm a bag a beep ♪</i>

783
00:54:04,077 --> 00:54:05,495
<i>♪ Put me to your beep ♪</i>

784
00:54:05,621 --> 00:54:08,207
<i>♪ I am sick, I will punch
a baby bear in his beep ♪</i>

785
00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:10,292
<i>♪ Give me lip,
I'ma send you to the yard ♪</i>

786
00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:12,127
<i>♪ Get a stick,
make a switch ♪</i>

787
00:54:12,252 --> 00:54:13,587
Woo!

788
00:54:13,712 --> 00:54:15,839
I love being a lawyer!

789
00:54:15,964 --> 00:54:17,883
<i>♪ Kick a lion in his crack,
I'm the beep-beep ♪</i>

790
00:54:18,008 --> 00:54:19,885
<i>♪ I will fall off
in your crib, take a beep ♪</i>

791
00:54:20,010 --> 00:54:21,845
<i>♪ Hit your beep-beep
on the beep ♪</i>

792
00:54:21,970 --> 00:54:23,472
<i>♪ Eat your dog,
beep your beep ♪</i>

793
00:54:23,597 --> 00:54:25,182
<i>♪ Fat boy dressed up
like he's Santa ♪</i>

794
00:54:25,307 --> 00:54:27,017
<i>♪ And took pictures
with your kids ♪</i>

795
00:54:27,142 --> 00:54:29,478
<i>♪ Beep-beep-beep,
nobody speak ♪</i>

796
00:54:29,603 --> 00:54:33,023
<i>♪ Beep-beep-beep,
nobody speak ♪</i>

797
00:54:33,148 --> 00:54:35,734
Release the payload!

798
00:54:35,859 --> 00:54:38,153
<i>♪ Nobody speak,
nobody speak ♪</i>

799
00:54:48,705 --> 00:54:50,541
Hello.

800
00:54:59,466 --> 00:55:01,677
My husband was the head inventor

801
00:55:01,802 --> 00:55:03,929
of animated products at Acme.

802
00:55:04,054 --> 00:55:06,265
He was so excited
when he got the job.

803
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:10,310
He wanted to make things
that really helped cartoons,

804
00:55:10,435 --> 00:55:12,646
like the anti-lump pump.

805
00:55:14,231 --> 00:55:16,149
An eraser of stinky lines.

806
00:55:18,151 --> 00:55:20,654
Oh, and this
anti-predator spray.

807
00:55:20,779 --> 00:55:23,740
Hello--

808
00:55:23,866 --> 00:55:27,119
After a while, things changed.

809
00:55:27,244 --> 00:55:29,913
He didn't like
what was going on,

810
00:55:30,038 --> 00:55:32,541
and then, he disappeared.

811
00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:35,502
Recently, I've been
getting phone calls.

812
00:55:35,627 --> 00:55:39,173
Sometimes they hang up,
but sometimes...

813
00:55:39,298 --> 00:55:42,259
<i>Eh, what's up, Doc?</i>

814
00:55:42,384 --> 00:55:44,970
I don't know
the man on the telephone.

815
00:55:45,095 --> 00:55:47,973
I don't know
where my dear husband went,

816
00:55:48,098 --> 00:55:51,059
but I know Project Sisyphus

817
00:55:51,185 --> 00:55:54,229
is the reason he's gone.

818
00:55:55,981 --> 00:55:57,024
<i>Target acquired.</i>

819
00:55:57,149 --> 00:55:59,568
<i>Commence Project Road Kill
in T-minus three</i>

820
00:55:59,693 --> 00:56:01,486
<i>two, one...</i>

821
00:56:01,612 --> 00:56:03,530
<i>Sir, the target is
looking at us.</i>

822
00:56:03,655 --> 00:56:05,365
<i>Why is the target looking at us?</i>

823
00:56:05,490 --> 00:56:06,533
Beep, beep.

824
00:56:08,285 --> 00:56:09,786
Beep, beep.

825
00:56:11,413 --> 00:56:12,956
Retreat, retreat!

826
00:56:13,081 --> 00:56:14,374
Did we catch him?

827
00:56:14,499 --> 00:56:16,126
<i>Oh, did we catch him?</i>

828
00:56:16,251 --> 00:56:17,794
<i>Oh, my gosh, the glue burns!</i>

829
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,047
<i>Oh, my head is on fire!</i>

830
00:56:23,133 --> 00:56:25,761
So, obviously...

831
00:56:27,179 --> 00:56:28,680
we hit a speed bump.

832
00:56:29,556 --> 00:56:31,934
Does it itch? Yes.

833
00:56:32,059 --> 00:56:33,352
But I'm afraid to touch it.

834
00:56:43,111 --> 00:56:45,113
You were my eyes and ears
out there, what happened?

835
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:46,448
What'd you see?

836
00:56:46,573 --> 00:56:48,158
Well, I taught I taw...

837
00:56:48,283 --> 00:56:50,035
You taught you taw?

838
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,495
I don't pay you to tink you taw,

839
00:56:51,620 --> 00:56:52,704
I pay you to taw!

840
00:56:52,829 --> 00:56:53,872
- I taw!
- You taw?

841
00:56:53,997 --> 00:56:55,290
Or you thought you taw?

842
00:56:55,415 --> 00:56:56,500
Because you just said
you taught you taw!

843
00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:58,085
I did, I did taw!

844
00:56:58,210 --> 00:56:59,837
What did you tee?
What did you taw?

845
00:56:59,962 --> 00:57:03,131
A breakdown
on the eastern perimeteh-ter.

846
00:57:03,257 --> 00:57:05,843
Ultimately,
that's where he ran off.

847
00:57:05,968 --> 00:57:09,888
That Road Runner is very,
very fast, sir.

848
00:57:10,013 --> 00:57:11,932
Step your game up, bird.

849
00:57:12,057 --> 00:57:13,517
They're getting too close.

850
00:57:13,642 --> 00:57:16,854
I don't just want him scared,
I want him ruined!

851
00:57:16,979 --> 00:57:19,690
I want him
to stop digging around!

852
00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,608
You know what happened
to Dr. Lorre.

853
00:57:21,733 --> 00:57:23,443
You want the same thing
to happen to your Granny?

854
00:57:23,569 --> 00:57:26,655
No, please!
I'll get him tonight!

855
00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:29,157
I-- I promise.

856
00:57:32,494 --> 00:57:34,288
Hey, great job, big dog.

857
00:57:34,413 --> 00:57:35,831
- Shut up, Patches!
- Absolutely, sir.

858
00:57:35,956 --> 00:57:37,374
I won't say another word.

859
00:57:46,592 --> 00:57:47,968
<i>I wish I could say more,</i>

860
00:57:48,093 --> 00:57:50,554
<i>but Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.</i>

861
00:57:53,098 --> 00:57:56,059
<i>...but Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.</i>

862
00:58:01,940 --> 00:58:05,485
<i>...but Acme has ears
and eyes and ears everywhere.</i>

863
00:58:21,168 --> 00:58:23,629
Paige? Are you okay?

864
00:58:23,754 --> 00:58:24,922
Oh, I'm totally fine.

865
00:58:25,047 --> 00:58:27,090
I've always kind of wanted to
throw a bomb out of a window,

866
00:58:27,216 --> 00:58:28,800
but there just never
really was a right time.

867
00:58:28,926 --> 00:58:32,679
Listen, Dr. Lorre's widow
gave me this tape,

868
00:58:32,804 --> 00:58:34,223
and I've listened to it
a thousand times,

869
00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:36,016
and there's something
in the background.

870
00:58:36,433 --> 00:58:39,394
<i>...but Acme has ears
and eyes and ears everywhere.</i>

871
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,104
That's the guy who called me.

872
00:58:41,230 --> 00:58:43,524
Yeah, I know,
but-- but can you hear it?

873
00:58:43,649 --> 00:58:44,942
<i>I wish I could say more</i>

874
00:58:45,067 --> 00:58:48,320
<i>but Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.</i>

875
00:58:50,113 --> 00:58:52,199
Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
That's evidence!

876
00:58:52,324 --> 00:58:53,575
Okay, that's enough.

877
00:58:55,244 --> 00:58:57,371
- Wile E., Wile E., Wile E...
- Please stop that.

878
00:59:00,207 --> 00:59:03,252
Is there some
kind of plan to this?

879
00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:12,302
There it is.

880
00:59:12,427 --> 00:59:15,305
Wait, I know this song.

881
00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:17,015
- From where?
- I-- I don't know.

882
00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:20,310
It's like a TV show
or an ad or...

883
00:59:20,435 --> 00:59:21,478
Wait.

884
00:59:22,688 --> 00:59:24,773
Albuquerque's
Annual Carrot Festival.

885
00:59:25,524 --> 00:59:27,234
Okay, wh-- what is that?

886
00:59:27,359 --> 00:59:29,987
A festival of carrots
in Albuquerque.

887
00:59:30,112 --> 00:59:31,572
It happens every year annually.

888
00:59:45,836 --> 00:59:46,879
Hello?

889
00:59:48,130 --> 00:59:49,631
Mystery caller?

890
00:59:49,756 --> 00:59:52,342
Mystery caller who--
who called me?

891
00:59:52,467 --> 00:59:54,219
Tell him we're from
Avery, Jones and Maltese.

892
00:59:54,344 --> 00:59:56,388
We're from
Avery, Jones and Maltese.

893
00:59:56,513 --> 00:59:59,099
You can show
yourself at any time.

894
00:59:59,224 --> 01:00:03,020
So, uh, what is up, doc?

895
01:00:03,145 --> 01:00:04,271
Who's there?

896
01:00:04,396 --> 01:00:05,522
I'll never tell you, Mac.

897
01:00:05,647 --> 01:00:08,358
I'm a creature of the night,
a shadow that moves.

898
01:00:08,483 --> 01:00:09,985
You'll never figure out who I--

899
01:00:11,737 --> 01:00:13,197
Oh, my! Oh, heavens!

900
01:00:13,322 --> 01:00:14,573
You've seen my face.

901
01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:16,617
Don't look at me.
I'm too...

902
01:00:16,742 --> 01:00:18,285
beautiful?

903
01:00:18,410 --> 01:00:19,536
Mystery caller?

904
01:00:19,661 --> 01:00:21,622
I tell you,
the budgie has been bumbling

905
01:00:21,747 --> 01:00:24,249
and stumbling your way
through this case for weeks.

906
01:00:24,374 --> 01:00:26,293
You're lucky
you have me on your side.

907
01:00:26,418 --> 01:00:28,337
Hey, you been followed?
Got eyes on you?

908
01:00:28,462 --> 01:00:29,963
Caught by a red-light camera?

909
01:00:30,088 --> 01:00:31,256
Spotted by a drone?

910
01:00:31,381 --> 01:00:33,717
Have you been bugged?

911
01:00:33,842 --> 01:00:35,511
This is just
getting embarrassing now.

912
01:00:35,636 --> 01:00:37,679
Look, I got like
a million questions for you.

913
01:00:37,804 --> 01:00:39,139
Why didn't you call again?

914
01:00:39,264 --> 01:00:40,349
What happened to Dr. Lorre?

915
01:00:40,474 --> 01:00:42,684
And what can you tell us
about Project Sisyphus?

916
01:00:42,809 --> 01:00:44,561
Enough with the questions, counselor.

917
01:00:44,686 --> 01:00:46,939
This calls for a flashback.

918
01:00:47,439 --> 01:00:49,274
{\an8}Dr. Lorre
was the head inventor

919
01:00:49,399 --> 01:00:52,069
{\an8}of Acme cartoon products,
you see.

920
01:00:52,194 --> 01:00:54,863
{\an8}He built some amazing things.

921
01:00:54,988 --> 01:00:57,699
{\an8}Essentials, like
the Quick Change Machine.

922
01:00:57,824 --> 01:01:00,994
One day, they sent
an executive from corporate

923
01:01:01,119 --> 01:01:02,579
to oversee things.

924
01:01:02,704 --> 01:01:04,748
The guy was a real turkey.

925
01:01:05,249 --> 01:01:09,795
Suddenly, there was
a lot of secrets.

926
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:13,382
They called it Project Sisyphus.

927
01:01:13,507 --> 01:01:14,967
Under the new management,

928
01:01:15,092 --> 01:01:17,427
the tests became
increasingly reckless.

929
01:01:19,847 --> 01:01:21,598
I'm not sure I understand.

930
01:01:21,723 --> 01:01:23,100
What was it all for?

931
01:01:23,225 --> 01:01:26,395
They weren't inventing
products for cartoons.

932
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,146
They were using cartoons

933
01:01:28,272 --> 01:01:30,148
to invent products!

934
01:01:31,233 --> 01:01:33,652
Dr. Lorre told them
this was wrong

935
01:01:33,777 --> 01:01:36,905
and that their tests
were harmful to cartoons.

936
01:01:37,030 --> 01:01:39,533
He pleaded with them
to put an end to it.

937
01:01:39,658 --> 01:01:41,451
But instead...

938
01:01:41,577 --> 01:01:43,579
...they put an end to him.

939
01:01:44,997 --> 01:01:47,291
Everyone who worked on
Project Sisyphus

940
01:01:47,416 --> 01:01:48,584
is either missing,

941
01:01:48,709 --> 01:01:50,252
or forced to work for Acme...

942
01:01:50,377 --> 01:01:53,088
...or quacked.

943
01:01:53,213 --> 01:01:54,423
And when did the program end?

944
01:01:54,548 --> 01:01:55,632
Don't you see?

945
01:01:55,757 --> 01:01:57,009
It never ended.

946
01:01:57,134 --> 01:01:59,219
It evolved.

947
01:01:59,344 --> 01:02:02,931
Instead of testing
dangerous products in the lab,

948
01:02:03,056 --> 01:02:04,766
they let them out
into the real world.

949
01:02:04,892 --> 01:02:07,102
{\an8}- Yes.
- Wile E.'s rocket skates,

950
01:02:07,227 --> 01:02:09,104
{\an8}they were designed to backfire.

951
01:02:09,229 --> 01:02:10,814
Now you're getting it.

952
01:02:10,939 --> 01:02:14,443
The more something breaks,
the more a cartoon gets hurt,

953
01:02:14,568 --> 01:02:17,738
the more data to make better
Acme products for humans.

954
01:02:17,863 --> 01:02:19,740
Exactly, exactly.

955
01:02:19,865 --> 01:02:23,952
Wile, you're what they call
a, uh, a high-usage user.

956
01:02:24,077 --> 01:02:27,247
They let you boom
and splat and bang

957
01:02:27,372 --> 01:02:29,249
for years and years,

958
01:02:29,374 --> 01:02:31,460
knowing full well the toll.

959
01:02:31,585 --> 01:02:32,836
Would you testify
to this in court?

960
01:02:32,961 --> 01:02:34,505
The world needs to hear this.

961
01:02:34,630 --> 01:02:35,756
No, no, no.

962
01:02:35,881 --> 01:02:38,175
You need someone on
the inside to spill the beans.

963
01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:40,594
Get the head of PR
at Acme to testify.

964
01:02:40,719 --> 01:02:41,803
He's a master of spin.

965
01:02:41,929 --> 01:02:43,597
His name is...

966
01:02:43,722 --> 01:02:45,933
Uh-oh, that's my cue.

967
01:03:07,829 --> 01:03:09,289
I think they got him.

968
01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:12,709
Nah, they didn't.

969
01:03:12,835 --> 01:03:14,253
Hey, if anyone asks,

970
01:03:14,378 --> 01:03:15,879
tell them your informant
was a little hunter

971
01:03:16,004 --> 01:03:17,047
with a funny hat.

972
01:03:17,172 --> 01:03:18,841
We're all counting on you.
Bye.

973
01:03:34,231 --> 01:03:35,566
Yeah, that's great.

974
01:03:35,691 --> 01:03:37,192
No one's going to
get through that door.

975
01:03:37,317 --> 01:03:39,361
Any added security is great.

976
01:03:46,076 --> 01:03:48,996
Will you tell us your role
at Acme for the record?

977
01:03:54,084 --> 01:03:55,169
Okay, great.

978
01:03:55,294 --> 01:03:56,378
If he says anything wrong,

979
01:03:56,503 --> 01:03:57,713
- we'll get him out of here.
- Done.

980
01:03:57,838 --> 01:04:01,425
And what does your role
as PR representative entail?

981
01:04:01,550 --> 01:04:06,054
...Acme.

982
01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:08,682
So you have authority
to speak for Acme.

983
01:04:13,353 --> 01:04:16,523
What can you tell us
about Project Sisyphus?

984
01:04:20,444 --> 01:04:21,528
Mr. Devil,

985
01:04:21,653 --> 01:04:24,448
what is Project Sisyphus?

986
01:04:24,573 --> 01:04:27,075
May I remind you,
you are under oath.

987
01:04:36,293 --> 01:04:37,669
Objection?

988
01:04:37,794 --> 01:04:40,964
Counselors, approach the bench.

989
01:04:44,218 --> 01:04:47,429
This case is turning
my courtroom into a circus.

990
01:04:47,554 --> 01:04:49,848
They just ejected my witness.

991
01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:51,099
We don't know that.

992
01:04:56,396 --> 01:04:57,689
Couldn't agree more, Your Honor.

993
01:04:57,814 --> 01:04:59,858
I'd like to file a motion
to exclude all evidence

994
01:04:59,983 --> 01:05:01,109
submitted by the prosecution.

995
01:05:01,235 --> 01:05:02,653
Save the original pair
of rocket skates.

996
01:05:02,778 --> 01:05:04,530
- All else is overreaching.
- Motion granted.

997
01:05:04,655 --> 01:05:06,156
Are-- are you kidding?

998
01:05:06,281 --> 01:05:07,658
- Thank you, Your Honor.
- Now, in response,

999
01:05:07,783 --> 01:05:09,117
I'd like to file
a motion for dismissal

1000
01:05:09,243 --> 01:05:10,577
due to lack of evidence.

1001
01:05:10,702 --> 01:05:12,996
Motion granted.
I'm tired of all this bunk.

1002
01:05:13,121 --> 01:05:14,706
You're not allowed to say that.

1003
01:05:14,831 --> 01:05:16,834
That's the beauty
of being a judge.

1004
01:05:16,959 --> 01:05:18,544
I can say whatever I want.

1005
01:05:18,669 --> 01:05:20,128
Mistrial? There.

1006
01:05:20,254 --> 01:05:22,381
I said it.
Case dismissed.

1007
01:05:22,506 --> 01:05:24,466
Case dismissed.

1008
01:05:33,225 --> 01:05:34,268
I have a comment.

1009
01:05:35,477 --> 01:05:39,064
What happened in there
was a miscarriage of justice,

1010
01:05:39,189 --> 01:05:40,649
but it was not a surprise.

1011
01:05:40,774 --> 01:05:43,360
The Acme Corporation
has knowingly

1012
01:05:43,485 --> 01:05:45,070
been putting dangerous products

1013
01:05:45,195 --> 01:05:48,240
into the hands of cartoons
for decades.

1014
01:05:48,365 --> 01:05:51,410
Acme has gone to great lengths
to cover up an insidious plot

1015
01:05:51,535 --> 01:05:53,745
that they call Project Sisyphus.

1016
01:05:53,871 --> 01:05:55,622
They have threatened the safety

1017
01:05:55,747 --> 01:05:57,916
of myself and my client.

1018
01:05:58,041 --> 01:06:01,503
Look, bombs, boulders, pianos,

1019
01:06:01,628 --> 01:06:03,714
they will stop at nothing.

1020
01:06:03,839 --> 01:06:06,925
But myself and my associates,

1021
01:06:07,050 --> 01:06:08,886
we will keep fighting.

1022
01:06:09,011 --> 01:06:10,804
I mean, these--
these companies think

1023
01:06:10,929 --> 01:06:12,931
they can do whatever they want
and get away with all of it.

1024
01:06:13,056 --> 01:06:14,641
Because they do.

1025
01:06:14,766 --> 01:06:17,644
Well, we're sick of it.
And it stops now.

1026
01:06:17,769 --> 01:06:21,607
So we're getting
ready to launch a, uh, uh...

1027
01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:26,153
Uh, excuse me.
Uh, a moment.

1028
01:06:26,278 --> 01:06:27,738
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Wile E.!

1029
01:06:27,863 --> 01:06:30,115
{\an8}More chaos in court today

1030
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:31,325
{\an8}after the Acme trial
was dismissed

1031
01:06:31,450 --> 01:06:32,701
{\an8}by the very fair

1032
01:06:32,826 --> 01:06:34,369
{\an8}and honorable
Judge Troppogrosso.

1033
01:06:34,494 --> 01:06:36,163
{\an8}The plaintiffs
made their objections

1034
01:06:36,288 --> 01:06:38,665
{\an8}known by wrestling
a six-foot cartoon rocket.

1035
01:06:38,790 --> 01:06:41,084
{\an8}It's all good.
Nothing to see here.

1036
01:06:43,879 --> 01:06:45,923
{\an8}Is that your car?

1037
01:07:01,313 --> 01:07:03,524
- Hey, Paige.
<i>- Have you seen?</i>

1038
01:07:03,649 --> 01:07:05,192
- What?
<i>- Your speech.</i>

1039
01:07:05,317 --> 01:07:06,401
<i>It's the number one trending
news item</i>

1040
01:07:06,527 --> 01:07:07,569
<i>in the country right now.</i>

1041
01:07:07,694 --> 01:07:09,154
<i>- It's everywhere.</i>
- What?

1042
01:07:09,279 --> 01:07:10,697
They-- they like my speech?

1043
01:07:10,822 --> 01:07:12,824
<i>Well, and the car exploded,</i>

1044
01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:14,660
<i>I-- I think is a part of it.</i>

1045
01:07:15,327 --> 01:07:16,745
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery.

1046
01:07:16,870 --> 01:07:18,163
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery.

1047
01:07:18,288 --> 01:07:19,790
- I gotta go.
- Mr. Avery.

1048
01:07:19,915 --> 01:07:21,542
Mr. Avery,
any comment on Congress

1049
01:07:21,667 --> 01:07:22,751
agreeing to hear your case?

1050
01:07:22,876 --> 01:07:24,628
Uh, uh, Congress?

1051
01:07:24,753 --> 01:07:26,964
Thoughts on Foghorn Leghorn
agreeing to testify.

1052
01:07:27,089 --> 01:07:29,258
No, uh, did--
did you say Congress?

1053
01:07:29,383 --> 01:07:30,467
They're putting Acme
under the microscope.

1054
01:07:30,592 --> 01:07:33,720
- You're going to DC.
- We're going to DC?

1055
01:07:33,846 --> 01:07:35,722
We're going to DC!

1056
01:07:36,723 --> 01:07:39,893
Uh, okay.
Well, uh, no-- no comment.

1057
01:07:40,018 --> 01:07:41,311
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery.

1058
01:07:41,436 --> 01:07:42,938
- Mr. Avery.
- Thank you.

1059
01:07:43,063 --> 01:07:44,106
Mr. Avery.

1060
01:07:46,942 --> 01:07:48,902
Wait. Where are you going?

1061
01:07:50,279 --> 01:07:51,822
What? Wile E., no.

1062
01:07:51,947 --> 01:07:54,241
You can't go.
I need you in DC.

1063
01:07:54,366 --> 01:07:55,909
I mean,
this is the big showdown.

1064
01:07:56,034 --> 01:07:57,911
If-- if you don't show up,
there's no hearing.

1065
01:07:58,036 --> 01:08:00,330
This whole thing
will have been for nothing.

1066
01:08:02,332 --> 01:08:03,834
Uh, the Road Runner
will be there.

1067
01:08:06,295 --> 01:08:07,588
Yeah, of course.

1068
01:08:07,713 --> 01:08:10,215
He'll be there.
Yeah, he's coming.

1069
01:08:10,340 --> 01:08:12,134
I-- I-- I promise.

1070
01:08:13,468 --> 01:08:14,761
So, come on.

1071
01:08:14,887 --> 01:08:16,846
What do you say?

1072
01:08:16,971 --> 01:08:19,433
I mean, the whole world
will be watching.

1073
01:08:19,558 --> 01:08:20,809
And he'll be there.

1074
01:08:26,773 --> 01:08:29,359
All right. Good.
Come on. Let's go.

1075
01:08:45,292 --> 01:08:46,460
6.5

1076
01:08:46,585 --> 01:08:49,004
Mr. Avery,
Mr. Avery, how's the water?

1077
01:08:50,296 --> 01:08:52,424
<i>What initially
seemed to be a case</i>

1078
01:08:52,549 --> 01:08:53,591
<i>of routine product malfunction</i>

1079
01:08:53,716 --> 01:08:55,886
<i>has turned into
a David versus Goliath</i>

1080
01:08:56,011 --> 01:08:57,345
<i>tale as old as time.</i>

1081
01:08:57,470 --> 01:08:59,014
<i>We would like to wish our
furry little friend</i>

1082
01:08:59,139 --> 01:09:00,182
<i>good luck in DC.</i>

1083
01:09:00,307 --> 01:09:01,390
<i>We're rooting for you, Wile E.</i>

1084
01:09:01,517 --> 01:09:03,018
{\an8}<i>And we always were</i>

1085
01:09:03,143 --> 01:09:04,810
{\an8}<i>from day one.</i>

1086
01:09:13,278 --> 01:09:15,781
When a company is
this successful...

1087
01:09:15,906 --> 01:09:17,366
...there's always someone

1088
01:09:17,491 --> 01:09:19,283
{\an8}looking to tear it down.

1089
01:09:19,408 --> 01:09:21,537
{\an8}But our hands are clean.

1090
01:09:22,912 --> 01:09:24,540
<i>Flight attendants,
prepare for landing.</i>

1091
01:09:24,665 --> 01:09:26,082
<i>Sorry about
that initial wrong turn</i>

1092
01:09:26,207 --> 01:09:27,459
<i>out of Albuquerque, folks.</i>

1093
01:09:44,225 --> 01:09:46,478
<i>This is it.
No more warnings.</i>

1094
01:09:46,603 --> 01:09:47,895
<i>I don't care if you kidnap him,</i>

1095
01:09:48,020 --> 01:09:49,939
<i>run him out of town,
or throw him down a hole.</i>

1096
01:09:50,064 --> 01:09:52,109
<i>Wile E. Coyote will not be
at the hearing tomorrow.</i>

1097
01:09:52,234 --> 01:09:54,027
<i>Are we clear?</i>

1098
01:09:54,152 --> 01:09:56,363
Yes, boss.
We're clear.

1099
01:10:00,325 --> 01:10:01,493
Please be quiet.

1100
01:10:03,745 --> 01:10:06,415
Wile E., please be quiet.

1101
01:10:08,584 --> 01:10:10,627
Look, I promise you,
what I have to do

1102
01:10:10,752 --> 01:10:12,379
is more important
than what you have to do.

1103
01:10:22,556 --> 01:10:24,057
There's been a change of plans.

1104
01:10:28,896 --> 01:10:32,399
Uh, he... he couldn't make it.

1105
01:10:32,524 --> 01:10:33,567
All right?

1106
01:10:42,117 --> 01:10:44,369
Okay, fine.

1107
01:10:44,494 --> 01:10:46,288
You think I would drag
the Roadrunner out here

1108
01:10:46,413 --> 01:10:48,874
so you could destroy me
in front of the entire world?

1109
01:10:48,999 --> 01:10:50,709
Yeah, I know you just
wanted him in that courtroom

1110
01:10:50,834 --> 01:10:52,586
so you could
catch him and eat him.

1111
01:10:52,711 --> 01:10:54,296
Why would I help you do that?

1112
01:10:55,881 --> 01:10:58,467
Okay, yeah, I lied.
I lied.

1113
01:10:58,592 --> 01:11:00,344
I needed you
to stay with this case.

1114
01:11:00,469 --> 01:11:03,096
But you know what?
You lied to me.

1115
01:11:03,222 --> 01:11:05,349
Huh? You misled me.

1116
01:11:05,474 --> 01:11:07,809
You made me think that
this case was about somethin'.

1117
01:11:07,935 --> 01:11:09,561
And-- And it is.

1118
01:11:09,686 --> 01:11:11,480
You know, this is way
bigger than the Roadrunner.

1119
01:11:11,605 --> 01:11:14,149
Did you not even
process what the rabbit said?

1120
01:11:14,274 --> 01:11:16,443
You're a high-usage user.

1121
01:11:16,568 --> 01:11:18,070
I mean, look at all this stuff.

1122
01:11:18,195 --> 01:11:19,780
You're addicted.

1123
01:11:19,905 --> 01:11:21,198
Every explosion,

1124
01:11:21,323 --> 01:11:23,784
every time you fell
to the bottom of a canyon,

1125
01:11:23,909 --> 01:11:25,577
Acme wanted that.

1126
01:11:25,702 --> 01:11:28,247
You know, I changed around
my whole life for you.

1127
01:11:28,372 --> 01:11:29,957
My entire routine.

1128
01:11:30,082 --> 01:11:31,917
It's probably all gonna
blow up in my face

1129
01:11:32,042 --> 01:11:33,544
because you wanted a drumstick.

1130
01:11:35,420 --> 01:11:36,797
Oh, myself?

1131
01:11:36,922 --> 01:11:38,090
You have only cared about

1132
01:11:38,215 --> 01:11:40,217
your plan this entire time.

1133
01:11:40,342 --> 01:11:41,844
"Oh, the Roadrunner,
the Roadrunner."

1134
01:11:41,969 --> 01:11:44,221
I'm so sick of this Roadrunner.

1135
01:11:44,346 --> 01:11:46,223
You're never gonna catch him!

1136
01:11:49,810 --> 01:11:50,853
Okay?

1137
01:11:51,979 --> 01:11:53,897
You just-- you--
you really aren't.

1138
01:11:54,940 --> 01:11:56,233
Just stop trying.

1139
01:12:04,616 --> 01:12:06,034
- Yeah.
<i>- Hey, Kev.</i>

1140
01:12:06,159 --> 01:12:07,870
Look, I didn't want
to have to tell you this

1141
01:12:07,995 --> 01:12:10,080
right before the hearing,
but, um...

1142
01:12:10,205 --> 01:12:13,083
we've spent every last
cent on this trial.

1143
01:12:14,334 --> 01:12:15,377
We're out of money.

1144
01:12:15,502 --> 01:12:17,212
So, what does that mean?

1145
01:12:17,337 --> 01:12:20,299
It means, unless
there's some kind of miracle,

1146
01:12:20,424 --> 01:12:22,009
there's not gonna be
a firm to come back to.

1147
01:12:22,885 --> 01:12:26,889
I made you guys appointments
to donate plasma next week.

1148
01:12:27,014 --> 01:12:28,473
I can't go.

1149
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:31,435
I don't want to put
this kind of pressure on you.

1150
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:32,769
We just thought you should know.

1151
01:12:34,730 --> 01:12:36,190
Okay.

1152
01:12:53,665 --> 01:12:54,708
Damn it.

1153
01:13:07,304 --> 01:13:08,347
<i>Beep beep!</i>

1154
01:13:55,310 --> 01:13:56,353
You missed!

1155
01:14:15,372 --> 01:14:17,374
Wile E.! Wile E.!

1156
01:14:36,351 --> 01:14:37,811
Oh, boy.

1157
01:15:14,139 --> 01:15:17,392
Wile E., grab my hand!

1158
01:15:17,518 --> 01:15:19,520
I'm trying to save you! Aah!

1159
01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:33,075
Over here! Oh! Oh!

1160
01:15:35,369 --> 01:15:36,620
Aah!

1161
01:15:36,745 --> 01:15:38,455
Uh-oh.

1162
01:15:42,251 --> 01:15:43,502
Look, Wile E., I'm sorry.

1163
01:15:43,627 --> 01:15:45,796
I made a mistake! Okay?

1164
01:15:45,921 --> 01:15:47,673
Wait! Wait! Wile!

1165
01:15:48,882 --> 01:15:50,884
Oh, no. Oh, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

1166
01:16:28,088 --> 01:16:29,339
Uh, what is the holdup?

1167
01:16:32,509 --> 01:16:33,552
He's in the bathroom.

1168
01:16:47,065 --> 01:16:48,317
Looks like you had
a rough night, huh?

1169
01:16:49,443 --> 01:16:52,196
Oh, thanks
for your believable concern.

1170
01:16:52,321 --> 01:16:55,115
Oh, come on. Do you really
want to go out there?

1171
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:58,619
I mean, where there's cameras?

1172
01:16:58,744 --> 01:16:59,786
The pressure?

1173
01:17:04,374 --> 01:17:05,501
What is this?

1174
01:17:05,626 --> 01:17:06,668
It's everything you ever wanted.

1175
01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:08,670
Freedom from responsibility.

1176
01:17:10,214 --> 01:17:11,507
That's no strings attached.

1177
01:17:11,632 --> 01:17:13,675
That is under
the table and it's for you.

1178
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,511
All you gotta do is
walk out this door right now.

1179
01:17:15,636 --> 01:17:17,221
I mean, come on.

1180
01:17:17,346 --> 01:17:18,805
You really want
to just keep doing

1181
01:17:18,931 --> 01:17:20,349
the same thing
over and over again?

1182
01:17:20,474 --> 01:17:22,476
Try, fail, try, fail,

1183
01:17:22,601 --> 01:17:24,394
expecting a different result?

1184
01:17:28,023 --> 01:17:30,484
I just realized that, uh,

1185
01:17:30,609 --> 01:17:32,110
yeah, I do.

1186
01:17:39,326 --> 01:17:40,369
You get the gist.

1187
01:17:52,047 --> 01:17:53,882
Oh, my God.
You look like a stuntman.

1188
01:17:54,007 --> 01:17:56,093
- Is Wile E. here?
- He's not with you?

1189
01:17:56,218 --> 01:17:58,428
I haven't seen him since
we were going 80 miles an hour

1190
01:17:58,554 --> 01:18:00,514
on the highway
strapped to a refrigerator.

1191
01:18:00,639 --> 01:18:02,641
What the hell?
I thought you guys were

1192
01:18:02,766 --> 01:18:04,935
in the hotel room next to me.
I feel so left out.

1193
01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:06,770
I really screwed up.

1194
01:18:06,895 --> 01:18:08,897
He knows
the Road Runner's not coming.

1195
01:18:09,022 --> 01:18:10,315
He knows I lied.

1196
01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:12,901
Ugh, I'm a jerk.

1197
01:18:13,026 --> 01:18:14,820
I should have
been honest with him.

1198
01:18:14,945 --> 01:18:16,280
It just seemed easier.

1199
01:18:18,198 --> 01:18:21,493
Mr. Avery, uh, thank you
for joining us today.

1200
01:18:21,618 --> 01:18:23,245
We are here to determine

1201
01:18:23,370 --> 01:18:27,624
whether or not Acme products
are a danger to society.

1202
01:18:27,749 --> 01:18:28,876
Uh, where is your client?

1203
01:18:30,294 --> 01:18:34,047
I'm, uh, not entirely sure,
to be honest.

1204
01:18:34,173 --> 01:18:35,382
Senator Fudd,

1205
01:18:35,507 --> 01:18:37,551
the fact that Mr. Coyote
hasn't deemed it necessary

1206
01:18:37,676 --> 01:18:39,970
to grace us with his presence
at the scheduled time

1207
01:18:40,095 --> 01:18:41,346
should tell you
all you need to know

1208
01:18:41,471 --> 01:18:42,681
about his character.

1209
01:18:42,806 --> 01:18:46,393
Hmm, I think
this does tell us a lot.

1210
01:18:46,518 --> 01:18:50,522
Look, my client
has a long history with Acme.

1211
01:18:50,647 --> 01:18:51,982
He's been using their pwoducts--

1212
01:18:52,107 --> 01:18:53,817
sorry, products,

1213
01:18:53,942 --> 01:18:56,361
- for decades.
- Why is that?

1214
01:18:56,486 --> 01:18:59,406
If they're so... "dangerous."

1215
01:18:59,531 --> 01:19:01,783
Well, he doesn't have
a choice, really.

1216
01:19:01,909 --> 01:19:04,328
Uh, Acme has
a monopoly over all the tools

1217
01:19:04,453 --> 01:19:06,663
required for
Mr. Coyote's work.

1218
01:19:06,788 --> 01:19:08,081
His work?

1219
01:19:08,207 --> 01:19:09,833
I have here that he's unemployed

1220
01:19:09,958 --> 01:19:11,668
and living in a cave.

1221
01:19:14,463 --> 01:19:17,174
- Truth, truth.
- It's a fact.

1222
01:19:17,299 --> 01:19:18,717
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1223
01:19:18,842 --> 01:19:20,969
Pursuant to
Sylvester V. Gonzalez,

1224
01:19:21,094 --> 01:19:23,597
"chase by predator"
is a legal occupation

1225
01:19:23,722 --> 01:19:25,390
under the law.

1226
01:19:25,516 --> 01:19:29,228
All right, he may not get
a salary, but he works.

1227
01:19:29,353 --> 01:19:31,855
In fact, he's one
of the most hard-working

1228
01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:33,690
people I've ever met.

1229
01:19:33,815 --> 01:19:35,901
And he's brave.

1230
01:19:36,026 --> 01:19:38,570
He will walk out
onto the tiniest rope

1231
01:19:38,695 --> 01:19:40,239
over the largest canyon.

1232
01:19:40,364 --> 01:19:41,782
He'll straddle a rocket

1233
01:19:41,907 --> 01:19:43,534
that he's glued handlebars to

1234
01:19:43,659 --> 01:19:44,826
without batting an eye.

1235
01:19:44,952 --> 01:19:45,994
I mean...

1236
01:19:46,119 --> 01:19:47,162
Oh, uh...

1237
01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:50,207
Sorry. Uh-- uh...

1238
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:52,543
Look...

1239
01:19:53,585 --> 01:19:56,839
when Mr. Coyote first
walked into my office,

1240
01:19:56,964 --> 01:19:59,883
I was the laziest person
you could ever imagine.

1241
01:20:00,008 --> 01:20:01,885
I didn't want to work.

1242
01:20:02,010 --> 01:20:04,471
I didn't want to try anything.

1243
01:20:04,596 --> 01:20:06,139
Because deep down...

1244
01:20:07,015 --> 01:20:08,684
I didn't want to fail.

1245
01:20:08,809 --> 01:20:10,269
But he's not afraid of that.

1246
01:20:11,353 --> 01:20:14,606
No matter what happens,
he picks himself up,

1247
01:20:14,731 --> 01:20:18,777
he tries again, and again,
and again, and again.

1248
01:20:18,902 --> 01:20:22,030
He would never think
of quitting.

1249
01:20:23,073 --> 01:20:25,450
He wakes up
every morning with purpose

1250
01:20:25,576 --> 01:20:26,952
and with hope.

1251
01:20:28,245 --> 01:20:30,581
And I think everyone
should be inspired by that.

1252
01:20:34,168 --> 01:20:35,586
I know I am.

1253
01:20:53,353 --> 01:20:55,063
You don't need signs anymore.

1254
01:20:55,189 --> 01:20:56,315
Thank you for coming back.

1255
01:20:59,109 --> 01:21:01,486
Mr. Leghorn, thank you
for taking the time

1256
01:21:01,612 --> 01:21:03,280
from your busy schedule.

1257
01:21:03,405 --> 01:21:04,740
Now, we've requested that

1258
01:21:04,865 --> 01:21:07,951
Mr. Avery asks you
a few questions today.

1259
01:21:09,620 --> 01:21:11,580
I've been studying
this guy in interviews.

1260
01:21:11,705 --> 01:21:13,582
He's a blowhard.
Huge ego.

1261
01:21:13,707 --> 01:21:16,168
Here I am, son.

1262
01:21:16,293 --> 01:21:18,795
All right.
I can work with that.

1263
01:21:34,853 --> 01:21:38,023
Mr. Leghorn,
are you aware of

1264
01:21:38,148 --> 01:21:41,568
the Acme program known
as Project Sisyphus?

1265
01:21:41,693 --> 01:21:45,030
I am familiar with the name.

1266
01:21:45,155 --> 01:21:47,241
Okay. And how
would you explain

1267
01:21:47,366 --> 01:21:50,410
the type of program
that it is to this committee?

1268
01:21:50,536 --> 01:21:52,871
Well, it's one of research
and development.

1269
01:21:52,996 --> 01:21:55,332
Great. So you're
constantly innovating

1270
01:21:55,457 --> 01:21:57,626
your cartoon product line
to make it better?

1271
01:21:57,751 --> 01:21:58,794
Yes, sir.

1272
01:21:58,919 --> 01:22:01,004
Okay.
That makes sense.

1273
01:22:01,129 --> 01:22:03,715
But if you're studying
these products so closely,

1274
01:22:03,841 --> 01:22:06,051
why are they malfunctioning
so frequently?

1275
01:22:06,176 --> 01:22:07,928
That sounds like something
you might tinker with.

1276
01:22:08,053 --> 01:22:11,974
Well, son, business is complex.

1277
01:22:12,099 --> 01:22:14,518
Okay. Now does
any of the information

1278
01:22:14,643 --> 01:22:16,895
that you get
from Project Sisyphus

1279
01:22:17,020 --> 01:22:18,939
go into developing
the human line?

1280
01:22:19,064 --> 01:22:20,566
- Sure.
- Sure.

1281
01:22:20,691 --> 01:22:22,192
Okay. So you admit it.

1282
01:22:22,317 --> 01:22:23,944
He just admitted it.
Did you hear that?

1283
01:22:24,069 --> 01:22:25,779
He admitted it.
You're intentionally giving

1284
01:22:25,904 --> 01:22:27,489
dangerous products to cartoons,

1285
01:22:27,614 --> 01:22:29,658
willfully causing
pain to millions

1286
01:22:29,783 --> 01:22:31,118
in this process?

1287
01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:41,378
You think progress
isn't worth a little pain?

1288
01:22:41,503 --> 01:22:43,463
A little discomfort?

1289
01:22:43,589 --> 01:22:47,259
It is, son.
It always has been.

1290
01:22:47,384 --> 01:22:49,928
Besides, nothing
we've done today

1291
01:22:50,053 --> 01:22:51,889
or any other day is illegal.

1292
01:22:52,014 --> 01:22:54,725
Isn't that right, Mr. Crane?

1293
01:22:54,850 --> 01:22:57,394
Absolutely.
Absolutely.

1294
01:22:57,519 --> 01:22:58,854
The law is completely
on our side here,

1295
01:22:58,979 --> 01:23:00,898
and so is the popular opinion
of the silent majority.

1296
01:23:01,023 --> 01:23:02,733
Thank you, Mr. Crane.

1297
01:23:02,858 --> 01:23:04,651
- Mr. Leghorn--
- And another thing.

1298
01:23:04,776 --> 01:23:06,320
Take a seat, son.

1299
01:23:06,445 --> 01:23:08,530
I'm asking the questions here.

1300
01:23:08,655 --> 01:23:11,074
Take a seat, son.

1301
01:23:13,493 --> 01:23:16,038
There's nothing cuter
than this prosecutor.

1302
01:23:18,790 --> 01:23:22,628
I am reminded
of my days as a little rooster

1303
01:23:22,753 --> 01:23:27,216
on the poultry farm, where
I learned a valuable lesson.

1304
01:23:27,341 --> 01:23:31,512
Cartoons are resilient.

1305
01:23:31,637 --> 01:23:34,973
Ooh! Hit us with a mallet.
Throw us off a cliff.

1306
01:23:35,098 --> 01:23:37,684
We can take it.

1307
01:23:37,809 --> 01:23:39,269
Speaking as a cartoon,

1308
01:23:39,394 --> 01:23:42,523
I think it can even be
a little bit funny.

1309
01:23:42,648 --> 01:23:43,690
Am I right?

1310
01:23:51,782 --> 01:23:54,868
So what's a little pain
for the greater good?

1311
01:23:54,993 --> 01:23:59,122
Pain is a part of life,
and it's valuable.

1312
01:23:59,248 --> 01:24:00,624
You like that comfortable rubber

1313
01:24:00,749 --> 01:24:02,876
in those shoes there,
don't you, son?

1314
01:24:03,001 --> 01:24:04,837
Well, that's duty-free.

1315
01:24:04,962 --> 01:24:08,632
We developed it by bouncing it
one million times

1316
01:24:08,757 --> 01:24:11,635
off the face of a cartoon.

1317
01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:15,764
Those tornado pills
became jet propellers.

1318
01:24:15,889 --> 01:24:18,809
That high-speed tonic
got us to the moon.

1319
01:24:18,934 --> 01:24:20,686
So yes, yes,

1320
01:24:20,811 --> 01:24:24,565
our cartoon products
sometimes do explode.

1321
01:24:24,690 --> 01:24:27,359
Sometimes they do backfire.

1322
01:24:27,484 --> 01:24:29,820
Sometimes they push

1323
01:24:29,945 --> 01:24:34,324
the boundaries of gravity
and science.

1324
01:24:34,449 --> 01:24:37,578
But do you all want to live
in a world without new?

1325
01:24:37,703 --> 01:24:39,454
Without progress?

1326
01:24:39,580 --> 01:24:42,708
Now, what is it you always
say, Mr. Crane?

1327
01:24:42,833 --> 01:24:44,209
Ah! You can't make
an omelet without...

1328
01:24:45,669 --> 01:24:46,712
breaking a few eggs.

1329
01:24:48,589 --> 01:24:49,923
Well, that's right!

1330
01:24:51,425 --> 01:24:53,010
And in this case, if that egg

1331
01:24:53,135 --> 01:24:55,762
is some low-life, cave-dwelling

1332
01:24:55,888 --> 01:24:58,015
desert dog with
no connections, no family,

1333
01:24:58,140 --> 01:25:00,642
no friends, I'm sorry,
but so be it.

1334
01:25:00,767 --> 01:25:02,895
No harm, no foul.

1335
01:25:03,020 --> 01:25:05,689
That is not an accurate
depiction of my client.

1336
01:25:05,814 --> 01:25:07,399
Well, I was under the impression

1337
01:25:07,524 --> 01:25:09,818
that no one would speak
on his behalf

1338
01:25:09,943 --> 01:25:11,528
apart from his lawyer.

1339
01:25:11,653 --> 01:25:14,531
Is there anyone
in the whole wide world

1340
01:25:14,656 --> 01:25:18,410
who cares what happens
to the coyote at all?

1341
01:25:32,466 --> 01:25:33,509
Beep beep.

1342
01:25:51,109 --> 01:25:53,028
Uh...

1343
01:25:53,153 --> 01:25:56,240
Mr. Runner,
we will be asking you

1344
01:25:56,365 --> 01:25:58,492
a series of yes-or-no questions.

1345
01:25:58,617 --> 01:26:01,662
Two beeps for yes,
one beep for no.

1346
01:26:01,787 --> 01:26:03,247
Do you understand?

1347
01:26:03,372 --> 01:26:04,498
Beep beep!

1348
01:26:09,336 --> 01:26:11,713
- Are you a bird?
- Beep beep!

1349
01:26:11,839 --> 01:26:13,298
Are you easy to catch?

1350
01:26:13,423 --> 01:26:14,758
Beep!

1351
01:26:14,883 --> 01:26:16,260
Okay, good.

1352
01:26:18,595 --> 01:26:21,557
Are you familiar
with a Mr. Wile E. Coyote?

1353
01:26:21,682 --> 01:26:22,766
Beep beep!

1354
01:26:24,393 --> 01:26:28,146
Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote
using any Acme products

1355
01:26:28,272 --> 01:26:29,690
while in your presence

1356
01:26:29,815 --> 01:26:31,984
- in the desert?
- Beep beep!

1357
01:26:37,281 --> 01:26:39,700
Have those products
always failed?

1358
01:26:39,825 --> 01:26:41,034
Beep beep!

1359
01:26:44,788 --> 01:26:47,416
Mr. Runner,
have you been a witness

1360
01:26:47,541 --> 01:26:49,835
to Mr. Coyote's
pain and suffering?

1361
01:26:52,588 --> 01:26:53,630
Beep beep!

1362
01:26:58,010 --> 01:27:00,179
Yeah, me too.

1363
01:27:04,892 --> 01:27:07,394
Would you call him a friend?

1364
01:27:11,231 --> 01:27:12,274
Beep beep!

1365
01:27:13,859 --> 01:27:15,444
Well, thank you,
Mr. Runner.

1366
01:27:15,569 --> 01:27:17,279
Thank you for coming here today.

1367
01:27:17,404 --> 01:27:20,324
Did you have something
additional you'd like to say?

1368
01:27:20,449 --> 01:27:22,117
Beep beep!

1369
01:27:22,242 --> 01:27:24,369
All right, the floor is yours
to add to the record.

1370
01:27:24,494 --> 01:27:26,955
Beep-beep-beep-
beep-beep-beep-beep.

1371
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:28,498
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.

1372
01:27:28,624 --> 01:27:30,125
Beep-beep-beep-
beep-beep-beep-beep.

1373
01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:32,085
A-R-E-Y...

1374
01:27:32,211 --> 01:27:34,963
Beep-beep-beep...
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.

1375
01:27:35,088 --> 01:27:36,924
"Are you coming back?"

1376
01:27:50,646 --> 01:27:51,939
Beep beep!

1377
01:28:02,241 --> 01:28:04,785
Mr. Avery,
I must admit,

1378
01:28:04,910 --> 01:28:07,162
I am very, very moved.

1379
01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:12,459
However, you have offered
no proof

1380
01:28:12,584 --> 01:28:14,461
of Acme's culpability other than

1381
01:28:14,586 --> 01:28:17,798
the pain and suffering
of this one singular coyote.

1382
01:28:17,923 --> 01:28:20,217
Therefore, as much
as it pains me,

1383
01:28:20,342 --> 01:28:22,928
you leave me no other choice.

1384
01:28:23,053 --> 01:28:24,096
All in agreement

1385
01:28:24,221 --> 01:28:25,639
to dismiss this investigation,

1386
01:28:25,764 --> 01:28:27,683
- say "Aye."
- Aye.

1387
01:28:29,977 --> 01:28:31,144
Yes!

1388
01:28:36,275 --> 01:28:38,902
Try, fail.

1389
01:28:41,238 --> 01:28:43,115
Well, no hard feelings, boys.

1390
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:45,242
It's a tough world out there.

1391
01:28:45,367 --> 01:28:46,869
Better luck next time.

1392
01:28:46,994 --> 01:28:48,996
I think those are
the birds you're looking for.

1393
01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:54,209
Go for it.

1394
01:29:35,167 --> 01:29:36,668
No!

1395
01:29:42,341 --> 01:29:44,259
I say--
I say, this is preposterous!

1396
01:29:44,384 --> 01:29:46,803
I say, preposterous!

1397
01:29:46,929 --> 01:29:48,805
What in tarnation?

1398
01:29:48,931 --> 01:29:50,974
Get me out of here!
I want justice!

1399
01:29:51,099 --> 01:29:52,559
If anyone is live-streaming,

1400
01:29:52,684 --> 01:29:54,561
I will be live-suing,
do you understand?

1401
01:29:54,686 --> 01:29:56,063
I have a medical condition.

1402
01:29:56,188 --> 01:29:57,648
I'm medically more important
than all of you!

1403
01:29:57,773 --> 01:29:59,566
Okay, seriously, guys,
no pictures!

1404
01:29:59,691 --> 01:30:01,443
Get back here, Avery!

1405
01:30:01,568 --> 01:30:04,029
You can't walk away
from me in a suit like that!

1406
01:30:04,154 --> 01:30:06,740
Do you know how much I'm worth?

1407
01:30:06,865 --> 01:30:09,743
Don't you laugh, Senator,
I don't pay you to laugh!

1408
01:30:13,997 --> 01:30:16,250
<i>♪ Beep beep
beep beep ♪</i>

1409
01:30:22,506 --> 01:30:24,842
Well, we tried.

1410
01:30:26,426 --> 01:30:28,053
We tried.

1411
01:30:28,178 --> 01:30:31,431
And thank you, uh, both,
for pushing me.

1412
01:30:35,185 --> 01:30:37,855
Wait, what's going on?

1413
01:30:43,694 --> 01:30:46,655
- Hey, look!
- It's the lawyers!

1414
01:30:46,780 --> 01:30:48,282
They're here.
I can't believe this.

1415
01:30:48,407 --> 01:30:49,825
Can I shake your hand, mister?

1416
01:30:53,495 --> 01:30:55,789
Thank you for what you've done.

1417
01:30:55,914 --> 01:30:57,958
Hi, nice to meet you, Paige.

1418
01:30:58,083 --> 01:30:59,710
Paige, Paige!

1419
01:30:59,835 --> 01:31:03,130
- Mr. Avery, Mr. Avery!
- Yeehaw!

1420
01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:05,966
I need your help!

1421
01:31:07,759 --> 01:31:11,388
- What is this?
- They all want to sue Acme.

1422
01:31:11,513 --> 01:31:14,266
Even after how poorly you did.

1423
01:31:14,391 --> 01:31:16,143
They trust you.

1424
01:31:16,268 --> 01:31:18,187
Avery, Jones, and Maltese!

1425
01:31:18,312 --> 01:31:22,691
- Hey! Can you believe it?
- I can't!

1426
01:31:22,816 --> 01:31:24,026
Oh, uh,
something's in your office,

1427
01:31:24,151 --> 01:31:25,819
apparently it's very important.

1428
01:31:25,944 --> 01:31:27,321
Okay, you got this.

1429
01:31:33,660 --> 01:31:35,829
<i>Hey, counselor,
you put up a good fight</i>

1430
01:31:35,954 --> 01:31:38,624
<i>at Congress,
but nothing says guilty</i>

1431
01:31:38,749 --> 01:31:40,792
<i>better than some cold,
hard evidence.</i>

1432
01:31:40,918 --> 01:31:42,669
<i>Here's a gift from yours truly,</i>

1433
01:31:42,794 --> 01:31:45,964
<i>from inside the doors at Acme.</i>

1434
01:31:46,089 --> 01:31:47,591
What's this?

1435
01:31:47,716 --> 01:31:50,469
It's about five years'
worth of cases.

1436
01:31:50,594 --> 01:31:53,430
Looks like we got
our work cut out for us.

1437
01:31:53,555 --> 01:31:54,806
{\an8}<i>Shocking new developments</i>

1438
01:31:54,932 --> 01:31:57,059
{\an8}<i>in the unfolding
Acme case today.</i>

1439
01:31:57,184 --> 01:31:59,520
{\an8}<i>Newly leaked
footage from Project Sisyphus</i>

1440
01:31:59,645 --> 01:32:03,023
{\an8}<i>triggered a pre-dawn raid
on company headquarters</i>

1441
01:32:03,148 --> 01:32:05,526
{\an8}<i>that quickly led
to the arrest of Buddy Crane,</i>

1442
01:32:05,651 --> 01:32:09,988
{\an8}<i>Acme's chief legal counsel,
and CEO Foghorn Leghorn</i>

1443
01:32:10,113 --> 01:32:12,824
{\an8}<i>for their participation
in the alleged misconduct.</i>

1444
01:32:12,950 --> 01:32:15,202
{\an8}<i>I'm a cage-free rooster!</i>

1445
01:32:15,327 --> 01:32:17,329
{\an8}<i>Also at the scene,
investigators rescued</i>

1446
01:32:17,454 --> 01:32:19,998
{\an8}<i>Dr. Peter Lorre,
an Acme scientist</i>

1447
01:32:20,123 --> 01:32:22,292
{\an8}<i>who went missing
over 30 years ago.</i>

1448
01:32:22,417 --> 01:32:25,420
{\an8}<i>His upcoming testimony
regarding Project Sisyphus</i>

1449
01:32:25,546 --> 01:32:28,215
{\an8}<i>promises to bring
the truth to light.</i>

1450
01:32:38,976 --> 01:32:41,144
Oh, dearie!

1451
01:32:58,245 --> 01:33:00,455
Well, don't be a stranger.

1452
01:33:56,512 --> 01:33:57,721
Beep beep!

1453
01:34:14,988 --> 01:34:17,699
Well, sky's the limit.

1454
01:34:18,742 --> 01:34:19,826
Sky's the limit.

1455
01:34:30,128 --> 01:34:33,340
<i>♪ Breakin' rocks
in the hot sun ♪</i>

1456
01:34:33,465 --> 01:34:36,426
<i>♪ I fought the law,
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1457
01:34:36,552 --> 01:34:39,638
<i>♪ I fought the law,
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1458
01:34:39,763 --> 01:34:42,933
<i>♪ I needed money
'cause I had none ♪</i>

1459
01:34:43,058 --> 01:34:46,019
<i>♪ I fought the law,
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1460
01:34:46,144 --> 01:34:49,106
<i>♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1461
01:34:49,231 --> 01:34:52,484
<i>♪ I left my baby
and it feels so bad ♪</i>

1462
01:34:52,609 --> 01:34:55,571
<i>♪ I guess my race is run ♪</i>

1463
01:34:55,696 --> 01:34:59,032
<i>♪ She's the best girl
that I ever had ♪</i>

1464
01:34:59,157 --> 01:35:01,910
<i>♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪</i>

1465
01:35:02,035 --> 01:35:04,162
<i>♪ I fought the law and'a ♪</i>

1466
01:35:33,692 --> 01:35:36,778
<i>♪ Robbin' people
with a six-gun ♪</i>

1467
01:35:36,904 --> 01:35:40,032
<i>♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1468
01:35:40,157 --> 01:35:43,160
<i>♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪</i>

1469
01:35:43,285 --> 01:35:46,371
<i>♪ I lost my girl
and I lost my fun ♪</i>

1470
01:35:46,496 --> 01:35:49,583
<i>♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪</i>

1471
01:35:49,708 --> 01:35:52,628
<i>♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪</i>

1472
01:35:52,753 --> 01:35:55,797
<i>♪ I left my baby
and it feels so bad ♪</i>

1473
01:35:55,923 --> 01:35:59,009
<i>♪ I guess my race is run ♪</i>

1474
01:35:59,134 --> 01:36:02,346
<i>♪ She's the best girl
that I ever had ♪</i>

1475
01:36:02,471 --> 01:36:05,516
<i>♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1476
01:36:05,641 --> 01:36:07,559
<i>♪ I fought the law and'a ♪</i>

1477
01:36:21,281 --> 01:36:24,493
<i>♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1478
01:36:24,618 --> 01:36:27,621
<i>♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1479
01:36:27,746 --> 01:36:30,874
<i>♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1480
01:36:30,999 --> 01:36:33,919
<i>♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1481
01:36:40,384 --> 01:36:43,220
<i>♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1482
01:36:43,345 --> 01:36:46,515
<i>♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1483
01:36:46,640 --> 01:36:49,601
<i>♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪</i>

1484
01:36:49,726 --> 01:36:51,520
<i>♪ I fought the law and'a ♪</i>

1485
01:36:51,645 --> 01:36:53,230
COYOTE v. ACME

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01:39:16,832 --> 01:39:18,000
{\an8}<i>♪ Beep beep ♪</i>

1487
01:39:19,251 --> 01:39:20,377
{\an8}<i>♪ Beep beep ♪</i>

1488
01:39:21,170 --> 01:39:22,212
{\an8}<i>♪ Beep beep ♪</i>

1489
01:39:23,088 --> 01:39:24,131
{\an8}<i>♪ Beep beep ♪</i>

1490
01:39:25,257 --> 01:39:26,967
{\an8}<i>♪ Beep beep beep beep ♪</i>

1491
01:39:27,092 --> 01:39:29,052
{\an8}<i>♪ Beep beep
beep beep ♪</i>

1492
01:42:14,676 --> 01:42:15,719
{\an8}<i>♪ Beep beep ♪</i>

1493
01:42:16,637 --> 01:42:17,679
{\an8}<i>♪ Beep beep ♪</i>

1494
01:42:19,014 --> 01:42:20,057
{\an8}<i>♪ Beep beep ♪</i>

1495
01:42:21,517 --> 01:42:22,643
{\an8}<i>♪ Beep beep ♪</i>

1496
01:42:23,852 --> 01:42:25,229
{\an8}<i>♪ Beep beep ♪</i>

1497
01:42:26,313 --> 01:42:28,815
{\an8}<i>♪ Beep beep beep beep ♪</i>

1498
01:42:33,111 --> 01:42:35,864
{\an8}COYOTE v. ACME