1 00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:05,371 - You really don't remember what happened last year? 2 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:07,039 School. Now. - I dropped out. 3 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:09,008 You'll get your diploma, I'll get mine. 4 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:10,376 - What you doing? - Studying. 5 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,711 - You taking your ged? All right, fi! 6 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,546 - Estefania. Fiona. 7 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:15,814 - You married a druglord's daughter? 8 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,616 - I'm not in love with her. 9 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,118 - That's good, 'cause she doesn't love you either. 10 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,220 She's got this other guy. Marco...Somebody. 11 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,988 - Marco, you're me now. Take my identity. 12 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:24,356 And if este's dad comes looking for you, 13 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,724 She'll still be married to steve wilton. 14 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,326 - We can't have sex anymore. 15 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,395 - I'm pretty sure that jody's gonna propose. 16 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:30,996 - You're better than this guy, karen. 17 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:32,464 - Stay the fuck away from me, 18 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,733 And stay the fuck away from this baby! 19 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,502 - Is it all right if I stay over tonight? 20 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:39,138 - Couldn't go 12 hours without seeing me, could you? 21 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,073 - Went to the clinic today, said me having kids... 22 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:42,708 Not likely. 23 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,643 - No one said that we have to stop trying. 24 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,345 - Hello, boys. 25 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:47,980 - We got nothing to be ashamed of. 26 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:49,014 - What fucking world do you live in? 27 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:51,050 - Officer, oink, oink! 28 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:52,551 - Get on the ground! 29 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,019 - This violate my probation? - Shut up! 30 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:56,588 - [laughing] - [screams] 31 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,424 - Is it the baby? - No! 32 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:00,325 It's you! Get out! 33 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:04,063 - I really am so sorry about all of this with karen. 34 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:06,365 You deserve better. 35 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,667 - Congratulations, my boy. You hit the jackpot. 36 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:09,935 - Frank! - What? 37 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:11,270 - I think you should go. 38 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,371 - Why don't you just live at your real home 39 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:13,739 With your real family? 40 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,108 - I don't like them, and they don't like me. 41 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:18,944 - Hey, stop that! Hey, hey! 42 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:21,447 Please just go. Leave. 43 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:22,548 - Mind if I sleep here for the night? 44 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:23,882 - Hey, that's no problem for me. 45 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:25,751 - Back to being a legal resident around here, steve? 46 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,086 - His name is jimmy now. 47 00:01:27,088 --> 00:01:28,353 Steve was just an alias he used to lie to me 48 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,588 About who he really was. 49 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,756 I wanna meet your family. 50 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,391 - Sorry to be late. 51 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:35,427 - These are fiona's brothers, carl and ian. 52 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,463 - Do they know you're gay? - I'm not gay. 53 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:39,064 - Really? 54 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,366 - [screaming] - it's coming! It's coming! 55 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:42,734 - Doctor. 56 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:43,969 - What's wrong with him? 57 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:46,772 - He has down's syndrome, debs. - Yeah, and he's asian. 58 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,241 - Take it back to the hospital. Somebody will want it. 59 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,809 - I want it. 60 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:53,479 - It's me or the baby. - The baby, sweetheart. 61 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,747 - Know you're gonna regret this. 62 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:57,549 - I love you. 63 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,384 - Are you gonna leave? - No. 64 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,887 - Everybody always leaves. 65 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:05,124 - I won't. 66 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:08,994 [high strung's the luck you got] 67 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:13,065 ♪ 68 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:16,401 - ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 69 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:19,338 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 70 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:22,741 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 71 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:26,979 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 72 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:30,149 ♪ what is this downside 73 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:33,752 ♪ that you speak of? 74 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,988 ♪ what is this feeling 75 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:40,526 ♪ you're so sure of? 76 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:47,432 ♪ 77 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:50,636 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 78 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:53,939 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 79 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:57,009 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 80 00:02:57,011 --> 00:03:01,380 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 81 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:04,850 ♪ what is this downside 82 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:08,487 ♪ that you speak of? 83 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,389 ♪ what is this feeling 84 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:14,059 ♪ you're so sure of? 85 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:22,301 [ad libs from kitchen] 86 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:34,012 [indie rock music] 87 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:42,087 ♪ 88 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:57,703 - Morning, sunshine. 89 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,104 - Why didn't you wake me up? 90 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:00,372 I gotta make lunches before work. 91 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,374 - Already done. Carl. 92 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,042 My man, would you like some more french toast? 93 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,511 - Uh-huh. - Lip and ian? 94 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:08,080 - Already fed and gone. 95 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,582 - Why are you eating a popsicle for breakfast? 96 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,950 - Jimmy said it was okay. 97 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,885 - I've got your smoothie ready to go. 98 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,120 - Where's debbie? 99 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,389 - Out front like always. 100 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:23,462 ♪ 101 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,700 - Morning, debs. 102 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:32,371 - 137 days. 103 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,373 - When I was nine, he was gone for a year. 104 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,942 He always comes back. 105 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,181 - Lunch. 106 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,920 - He'll be back, debs. 107 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:53,058 He always comes back. 108 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,669 - Hey, [speaking spanish]. 109 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:07,039 Hey! [speaking spanish] 110 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:11,910 [speaking spanish] 111 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:12,944 Hey! 112 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:17,582 [speaking spanish] 113 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:22,120 [speaking spanish] - all right. 114 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:25,157 - Yeah! - Yeah. 115 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:40,105 Hey. Help me? 116 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,273 - [speaking spanish] you need help? 117 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:42,941 - Yes, thank you. 118 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:45,043 Where am I? - Juarez. 119 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,579 - Mexico? - [speaking spanish] 120 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:53,151 - Did I miss christmas? - Christmas? 121 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:58,056 You almost missed easter. 122 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,963 - There's an escalade parked across the street 123 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,131 With someone in it. 124 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,532 - Oh? - It's nice. 125 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,967 Still has its hubcaps. 126 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:11,370 I think it was there yesterday too. 127 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:14,539 Popsicle for breakfast? - Carl's teeth hurt. 128 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,341 - Yeah, 'cause he's eating popsicles for breakfast. 129 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:17,409 Did he brush before he left for school? 130 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:18,977 - Yeah, think so. 131 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:22,914 - Did you check his toothbrush to see if it was wet? 132 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,716 - Mm, I was hoping 133 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,985 That you'd still be in bed 134 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:29,654 When the kids left for school. 135 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,022 - I have to work. 136 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,024 - You've got five minutes. - Five? 137 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,593 - I'll make it ten if I focus 138 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,928 On the white sox box scores or something. 139 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,330 - Liam? 140 00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:39,564 - Just plop him down in front of the wiggles, 141 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:43,568 He's good for hours. 142 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,103 - I can't be late. 143 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,772 I can't be late! 144 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,106 I need the cash for the property tax bill. 145 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,342 - [sniffs] 146 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:51,943 - Please don't tell my kids 147 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,779 They can do things they know they can't. 148 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,947 - Your kids? - A popsicle? 149 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,783 - So I'm just the nanny? 150 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:00,085 I can feed them, change them, 151 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,120 But when carl wants a second popsicle-- 152 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,422 - Second popsicle? 153 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,056 - Didn't like the first one. Banana. 154 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:06,525 - His teeth are gonna rot out of his head. 155 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,059 We just spent 2 grand on his braces. 156 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,861 - We? 157 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,731 - What? 158 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,066 - Not...We. 159 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:18,637 Me. I paid for carl's braces. 160 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:23,175 - No more popsicles for breakfast, okay? 161 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:27,078 Lip and ian left early? 162 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,580 - They said they had to pick something up downtown 163 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,081 Before school. - Downtown? 164 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,082 - What they said. 165 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:33,819 - Pick up what? 166 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:37,088 - Go, go, go, go! 167 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,157 - When you said you had access to the building, 168 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,992 I thought you meant through a door! 169 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:43,094 - I may have fudged on that a bit. 170 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,297 - Hey! Stop! 171 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:49,468 - Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 172 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:52,304 Get out of the way! - Okay, stop! 173 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,506 Out of the way! Stop it! 174 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:57,609 Watch it! 175 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:00,145 - Jesus, what ever happened to fat, doughnut-eating cops? 176 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,947 Now they're all triathletes. 177 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,748 Jesus. - Catch! 178 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,450 - The tall prick looks good for another 10 miles. 179 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:07,652 - Aah! 180 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,856 Shit! 181 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:12,691 Ditch out at the street, yeah? 182 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:16,094 - Wait, wait, wait! Maybe they'll give up. 183 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,095 - What are you doing? 184 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,197 Shit, shit! 185 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:32,110 Whoa! Whoa. 186 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:35,046 - Right there! Hold it! 187 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:38,149 - No way west point takes you with a felony conviction. 188 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,385 - Hey! 189 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,120 - Catch you at the courthouse later? 190 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,455 - Don't be stupid! 191 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,527 - Call mandy, all right? 192 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:51,696 Milkovich has gotta have a good bail-bondsman. 193 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:04,142 - [screams] 194 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,252 [baby fussing] 195 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,855 - Baby. 196 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,490 [baby crying] 197 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:22,160 Baby. 198 00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:24,996 It's your turn. 199 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,435 I know you're awake. 200 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:33,305 You're making that fakey sleep sound. 201 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:40,312 I was up at 3:00 and 5:00. 202 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:45,083 Get your ass up, 203 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:49,054 You goddamn pony-tailed fabio motherfucker! 204 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,022 - What? 205 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,024 - Get your goddamn ass out of this bed! 206 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,960 It's your fucking turn! 207 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,696 - Is someone tearing his flesh off? 208 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,270 You sure this ferber dude knows 209 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,871 What the hell he's talking about? 210 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:09,307 - Go! 211 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:19,384 [crying stops] 212 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:24,623 - ♪ hush, little baby, don't say a word ♪ 213 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,991 [crying continues, drumming] 214 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:29,094 ♪ papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪ 215 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:32,097 ♪ if that mockingbird don't sing ♪ 216 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,465 - Stop it! 217 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,468 - [singing in spanish] 218 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:40,071 ♪ 219 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,406 - Passport, please. 220 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:48,480 ♪ 221 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,982 - [sighs] 222 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:57,455 - Aw, come on, man. 223 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,456 - Excuse me. 224 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:02,427 Medi-medi-medical emergency. 225 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,295 Good morning. 226 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,296 - Passport? 227 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,132 - Ah, yeah, um... 228 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,000 No. 229 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,935 Must have left 'em in my other pants. 230 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,972 But I'm an american citizen. Chi-town, born and raised. 231 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,607 - No passport, no entry. 232 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:17,308 - What? Since when? 233 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:20,512 - Since al qaeda decided americans needed killing. 234 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:23,982 - See, here's the thing, 235 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:27,152 Agent tacker. 236 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,386 You look like a man 237 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,954 Who occasionally enjoys a malt beverage, 238 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,489 So you can understand, 239 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,124 Every once in a while, 240 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,726 A couple of drinks can get out of hand. 241 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,394 But when it happens, the next morning, 242 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,530 You have to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, 243 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,031 And get right back on the horse. 244 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,533 Am I right, or am I right? 245 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,135 Just let me cross. I won't tell anyone. 246 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,904 I promise. 247 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,039 - You got a driver's license? 248 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,810 Any form of photo I.D.? Costco card? 249 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,312 - Do I look like I've got a costco card? 250 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,980 - You look like you need a course of penicillin 251 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,515 And a lice comb. 252 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,184 Call home, 253 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,985 Get somebody to send you some kind of photo I.D., 254 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:04,189 So we can use it to make you a temporary passport. 255 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,824 Get cleaned up. 256 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,192 We're not letting you into the country, 257 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,861 So you can add to texas' homeless population. 258 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,363 Next! 259 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,834 [latin music continues] 260 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:24,576 ♪ 261 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:31,750 - [urinating] 262 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,251 Ahh. 263 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,520 [stops urinating] 264 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:40,125 [continues urinating] 265 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,597 - He just walks in, doesn't even bother to knock! 266 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,065 - That's nothing. Last night, kev waltzes in, 267 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,534 Does his sit-down business while I'm taking a bath. 268 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,236 - Only one bathroom. Had to go. 269 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,937 - We have another bathroom, 270 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,240 But jimmy can't be bothered to go downstairs? 271 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,574 - Kev once did his poopy business 272 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,909 While I was brushing my teeth. 273 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,577 - Only one bathroom. 274 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,113 - Can I steal some of this? - Sure. 275 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,248 - Yesterday, I caught him vacuuming 276 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,816 And watching rachel ray. 277 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:05,950 - Kev doesn't even know what a vacuum is. 278 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,486 - Sure, I do. Outer space. 279 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,455 Dude in armageddon got sucked 280 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,892 Right out of his space suit, exploded. 281 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,126 Nice overalls. 282 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,895 - $14.50 an hour. 283 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,063 You haven't lived till you've vacuumed up toxic waste. 284 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,566 - Hey, what do you think? Am I camera ready or what? 285 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,734 Both: Ow! 286 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,068 - [grunting] - my man. 287 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,070 My topless web traffic is way down. 288 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,672 Too many girls ironing. 289 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,007 If we're going to have a kid, I need to save up money 290 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,943 For when my tits are the size of watermelons. 291 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:32,944 - There's probably a market for pervs 292 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,113 Who want to see a woman nursing. 293 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,315 - Kev's worried our kid might find these online one day. 294 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,084 - Whoo! Shit on the net never goes away. 295 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:43,021 Kev junior's gonna be surfing the net for porn one day 296 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,122 And see his mama's big titties and get hungry. 297 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:47,091 - So we're trying a new web thing. 298 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,660 - Couple act. Master and slave. 299 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:49,928 Wah! 300 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:50,962 - You gonna do it in a cast? 301 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,864 - Hey, man's gotta eat. 302 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,933 - That is so wrong. - It's educational. 303 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:58,102 By acting out a scene from the old plantation, 304 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,104 We're providing content for an internet audience 305 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:03,541 That embraces a truthful reenactment of our past. 306 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,143 - It's racist and wrong! 307 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,611 - Which is why it's gonna make money 308 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,112 'cause this country is racist. 309 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,781 - What's that all about? 310 00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:11,149 - The place we were working yesterday 311 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,784 Had a couple billion fleas. 312 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:13,952 Jimmy doesn't really do anything. 313 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,654 He just hangs around the house all day with liam, 314 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:20,491 Making smoothies, acting like he's the kids' new dad. 315 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,294 - So he's vacuuming, cooking, and changing dirty diapers, 316 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,396 And you're still pissed. 317 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,664 I thought that's what you ladies wanted 318 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,899 Is shared housework. 319 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,901 Wage equality and all that hunger games, 320 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,136 Lady gaga girl power shit. 321 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,404 - We say it, but we don't mean it. 322 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,640 There is nothing sexy about a man with a mop. 323 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,075 [tv prelap] 324 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:43,982 - I don't know, tell us. 325 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,184 - At least give us a hint. - Okay. 326 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,752 - Hey, my man. 327 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:52,090 [guitar plays on tv] - huh? 328 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:56,527 [muffled tv dialogue] 329 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,497 - I know--by singing words, it will be fun. 330 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,999 Learning to read... - Oh, my man. 331 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,034 - That's right, chip. You guessed it. 332 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,435 - Living with someone is hard. 333 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,037 When's the last time you were with a guy 334 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,405 For longer than a few weeks? - Pshh. Never. 335 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,907 - Wha-- 336 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,608 - And how long you been living with jimmy, three months? 337 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,709 - Four. 338 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,378 - Boring happens. We all get bored. 339 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,445 It'll pass. 340 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:18,616 He'll stop being boring again soon. 341 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:24,422 - ♪ up, up, up, chip likes to soar ♪ 342 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,524 ♪ then down, down, down 343 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,027 - ♪ let's learn some more 344 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:33,064 - ♪ come over here 345 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:37,902 ♪ then come with me 346 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:42,407 ♪ go over there 347 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:45,476 [muffled song on tv] 348 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,784 [engine starts] 349 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:57,121 [tires screeching] 350 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,044 [portuguese commands] 351 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:25,149 [grunting] 352 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:43,001 - Well, hello, steve. - Nando. 353 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,135 [speaks portuguese] 354 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,803 - Where is she, steve? 355 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,739 - Where's who? 356 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,342 - Estefania, steve. 357 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,944 My daughter. 358 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:56,114 Your wife. - Oh. 359 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,117 [rock music] 360 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:07,025 ♪ 361 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,401 - What are we doing today? 362 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,069 - Biohazard. 363 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,537 - Listen up. 364 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,005 Sewer main backed up. 365 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:24,008 Sent effluent geysering out their basement toilet. 366 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,577 Got a few blocks of raw sewage down there. 367 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,645 Better grab the waders. 368 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:33,551 - [vocalizing] 369 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,922 ♪ 370 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:41,392 - Bullshit! Bullshit! It's fucking bullshit! 371 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,495 Motherfucking asshole son of a bitch was fucking with me! 372 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,000 - Philip ronan gallagher. 373 00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:50,935 Breaking and entering, grand theft, 374 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,571 Assaulting two law enforcement officers. 375 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,573 - Uh, campus security, your honor. 376 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,941 I mean, can rent-a-cops really be counted 377 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,843 As law enforcement officers? 378 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,112 - It's been, what, a couple of months? 379 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,281 - Almost a year, your honor. 380 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,216 - Turn a new leaf or just dumb luck? 381 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,018 - No, walking the straight and narrow, your honor. 382 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,719 Thanks to the wise counsel and guidance 383 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,221 Previously provided by this court. 384 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,056 - Are you mocking me, philip? 385 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,092 - No, your honor, absolutely not. 386 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,727 You know, I have nothing but respect for this court 387 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,063 And for the rule of law that it represents. 388 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,631 You know, the rights that we've derived 389 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,233 From over 900 years of fealty 390 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,135 To the magna carta are the only things standing 391 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,472 Between us and the anarchy of mob rule. 392 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:30,875 - Hmm. Still a minor. What a shame. 393 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,077 The defendant before you beat a co-worker to death 394 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,046 With a nail-studded 2x4 395 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,915 For finishing the coffee and not starting a new pot. 396 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,318 You show up in this court again as an adult, 397 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,554 I'll make sure he's your cell mate. 398 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,957 How do you plead? - Not guilty... 399 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,959 Your honor. 400 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:51,062 - Set a date for prelim. $500 bond. 401 00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,931 - [computerized female voice] please say "collect." 402 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,134 Calling card, third number, or enter your-- 403 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:59,337 - Collect. - Please say your name. 404 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,974 - Frank. - Thank you. 405 00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:13,351 - [sighs] 406 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,186 Oh, boy. 407 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:18,189 [rock music] 408 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:21,592 ♪ 409 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:27,331 - [vocalizing] 410 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,601 [phone ringing] 411 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,270 ♪ 412 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,804 - What's it mean when there's a plus sign 413 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:34,972 In front of the number? 414 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,641 - International call. 415 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:37,975 Probably some nigerian calling to tell you 416 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,944 You won a million bucks. 417 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,812 [line trilling] 418 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,015 [dial tone] 419 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:50,888 - [exclaims] 420 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,027 - Daddy! 421 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,195 Daddy. 422 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,829 Daddy! 423 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,032 Daddy? 424 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,202 Daddy? 425 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,204 Frank? 426 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,140 Daddy? Daddy? 427 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:13,010 - [speaking spanish on tv] 428 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:16,247 - Frank! 429 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:23,054 He's not here. - No cookies. 430 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:29,694 Jimmy didn't make any cookies. 431 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,362 - Estefania and I occasionally spend time on the south side, 432 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,331 Helping a friend look after her siblings. 433 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,733 It's a tragic story, really-- mom's gone, dad's a drunk. 434 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,401 - Out. - Okay. 435 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,937 Thank you. 436 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,073 How you do-- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 437 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,276 Ah. Yeah, yeah, got ya. 438 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,912 - If he tries to run, shoot him. 439 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:53,017 - You know, I was surprised to see you in the states 440 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,519 Because I thought that the dea had you on a watch list. 441 00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,188 - They do. 442 00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:00,558 So you can imagine how happy I am to come here, steve. 443 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:05,963 [door buzzer] 444 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,967 - [speaks portuguese] 445 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,602 Stevie, you home! 446 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,037 How was your trip? Your plane safe? 447 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:17,475 - Save it. He knows. 448 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,977 Her english is getting good, right? 449 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,146 - Heh. 450 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:28,452 - Hey, sweetheart. 451 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,598 You. - No, [speaks portuguese]! 452 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,999 No, [speaks portuguese]! No, no! 453 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:45,803 [crying] 454 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:49,006 No! 455 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:52,009 No! 456 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,111 No! [gunshots] 457 00:21:54,113 --> 00:22:00,184 [crying] 458 00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:09,093 [baby crying] 459 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:12,263 - You can buy baby food at the food 4 less, sweetie. 460 00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:15,099 - They put artificial coloring and preservatives in that crap. 461 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,367 - [groaning] [phone ringing] 462 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:19,337 Yeah, but the carrots gave him gas. 463 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,105 - No, that was the peas and eggplant. 464 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,373 Won't do that again. 465 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,308 [baby crying] [phone ringing] 466 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:27,812 - Aww. It's okay. 467 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,513 It's okay. 468 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,115 Hello? 469 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,884 - You have a collect call. - Collect? Yes. 470 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,486 Yes. 471 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:38,122 Karen? Sweetie? - Karen? 472 00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,657 She okay? 473 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,792 - Sheils, honey, it's frank. 474 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,894 - Frank who? 475 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,297 - Frank frank. 476 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:49,900 Listen, sheils, here's the situation. 477 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:53,137 I'm out of the country on business, 478 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:54,705 And it's the craziest thing. 479 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,641 Someone stole all my money and my passport. 480 00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,846 Aw, shit! 481 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:04,081 Shit! - Hey, hey! 482 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,583 Trouble, [speaking spanish]? 483 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:06,684 - What? 484 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:09,153 - Maybe I could help. 485 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:13,824 [alarm buzzes] 486 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,292 - Here he comes. 487 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:20,364 - Been up to see mickey? 488 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:23,401 - Nah, I sent him some girl-on-girl porn last week. 489 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,703 It's the only thing he ever wants. 490 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:26,904 - Hmm. 491 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,073 - Hey. - Hey. 492 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,608 - Thanks, man. How you doing? 493 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,043 Hey. Mwah! 494 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,945 Gah! What the fuck? 495 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,181 - Asshole. - What the hell's that about? 496 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:39,183 - Wasn't too happy to hear about you getting caught. 497 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,619 - Oh. - How'd it go? 498 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,921 - Public defender thinks I can get off with community service 499 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,556 If we take the laser back. 500 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,391 Underprivileged kid trying to gain access 501 00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:49,026 To scientific equipment he doesn't have 502 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,762 At his ghetto-ass, underfunded high school. 503 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,231 Hey, uh, thanks for bailing me out. 504 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,766 - All mandy. 505 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:56,967 She used her dad's line of credit 506 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,702 At bad bob's bonds. 507 00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:00,271 - Miss a hearing, and my dad will come after you 508 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:04,041 With a linoleum knife and a bucket of battery acid. 509 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,342 - Hey. 510 00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:15,719 - You knew about this. - Absolutely not. 511 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:18,222 I'm shocked and humiliated by this betrayal. 512 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,557 I can't believe it. 513 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,091 How could she be unfaithful to me 514 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:23,727 After everything we've been through? 515 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:39,109 - Better safe than sorry. 516 00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:40,744 - Well... 517 00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:42,279 Looks like you don't need me around here anymore. 518 00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:46,116 - Put some gloves on. 519 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:49,687 You get to hold his foot while I cut. 520 00:24:58,964 --> 00:25:01,165 [estefania crying] 521 00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:08,839 - Fiona. 522 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,508 Burrito? 523 00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:13,444 Warmed it on the septic truck engine, works great. 524 00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:15,379 - Uh, no, thanks. 525 00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:18,983 - So my lazy-ass nephew, my brother howie's kid 526 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:20,551 With the big head. 527 00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,219 You remember him from school? - Howie jr., sure! 528 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:25,823 - Anyway, he's back from college for the summer-- 529 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:28,192 - Howie jr.'s in college? - Wrestling scholarship. 530 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:31,295 Majoring in beer pong and date rape from what I hear. 531 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,163 Anyway, he's back for the summer, 532 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:35,165 And he needs a job. 533 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:38,168 You're a hard worker, but... 534 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,970 Blood is blood. 535 00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:46,744 - When's junior back? 536 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,412 That's it? 537 00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:49,813 - I'll call you if anything big comes up, 538 00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:55,319 And we need some extra hands. 539 00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:57,588 - We're almost done here. 540 00:25:57,590 --> 00:26:00,057 Now get your wife dressed, and go have a nice dinner. 541 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,325 Hmm? 542 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,260 Someplace expensive. 543 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,529 I'll come and join you later. 544 00:26:05,531 --> 00:26:07,765 - I only have one shoe. 545 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,166 - Take a pair of marco's. 546 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:12,169 He always had good taste in footwear. 547 00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:19,076 - No, just toss it in with the rest. 548 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:26,383 - It was stupid. 549 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:27,718 You know, I've spent too many saturdays 550 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,420 Stuck on a bus going downstate 551 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:31,455 To get felt up by dyke prison guards. 552 00:26:31,457 --> 00:26:34,858 No school science project is worth going to jail for. 553 00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:35,960 - Not for school. 554 00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:37,962 - What, were you gonna pawn it? - Nope. 555 00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:40,431 - Sell it on ebay? - No. 556 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:43,801 Gonna teach some arrogant, college wapanese assholes 557 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:46,870 Not to fuck with the south side. 558 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:50,107 [electricity humming] 559 00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:55,479 - [giggling] 560 00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:56,647 Sure, you are. 561 00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,048 - What the fuck? 562 00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:12,896 [punk music on radio] 563 00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:14,798 ♪ 564 00:27:16,668 --> 00:27:20,104 - [whistles] [speaking spanish] 565 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:21,405 - You know, a fast moving current 566 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,273 Can knock a grown man right off his feet. 567 00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:27,177 - [speaking spanish] 568 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:32,950 - Did you see anaconda? 569 00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:34,652 - Hey! Shh! 570 00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:37,021 Just keep moving, all right? [speaking spanish] 571 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:39,023 - That was central america. Okay, I'm going. 572 00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:50,234 [voices inside] 573 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:53,537 - What's that? 574 00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:55,339 - It's a miniature mars rover. 575 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:57,141 I'm mounting a helium-neon laser on it. 576 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:58,308 - We're gonna blow shit up with it. 577 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:00,177 - Hey! Language. 578 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:03,881 - Oh, hey, final notice on the property tax. 579 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:06,483 You going down there tomorrow? 580 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:07,985 - Later. - Where you going? 581 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:11,388 - Study group. 582 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,524 - No dinner? - No jimmy. 583 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,526 - No cookies after school either. 584 00:28:15,528 --> 00:28:17,227 - He wasn't here when you came home from school? 585 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:19,963 - No, and his beamer's still out front. 586 00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:21,965 Want me to open a can of tuna? 587 00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:23,233 - Sure. 588 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:25,102 - Would you mind getting that one for me? 589 00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:31,475 [indistinct chatter] 590 00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:40,484 - Whiskey. I need whiskey. 591 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:42,653 - Shh. - We have to stay hydrated. 592 00:28:42,655 --> 00:28:44,054 - The sun's almost down. It's not hot. 593 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,190 - How much further? 594 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:49,993 - 20 miles to the rendezvous. 595 00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:53,530 - How far have we gone so far? - Two. [speaking spanish] 596 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:54,765 - Could we stop for a second? 597 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:56,600 I think I'm getting a blister. 598 00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:03,607 No, seriously. I'm wearing the wrong shoes. 599 00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:06,110 Anybody have a band-aid? 600 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:11,415 - [shouting in spanish] 601 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:14,952 [wild yaks' tomahawk] 602 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:17,287 - ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 603 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:19,923 ♪ my tomahawk back, my tomahawk back ♪ 604 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,126 ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 605 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:24,528 ♪ my tomahawk back, my tomahawk back ♪ 606 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:25,929 ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 607 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,431 ♪ my tomahawk back, my tomahawk back ♪ 608 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,299 - Shit. 609 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,901 - ♪ what? 610 00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:32,903 - ♪ must I look inside? - ♪ no 611 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,072 - ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 612 00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:36,974 ♪ my tomahawk back, my tomahawk back ♪ 613 00:29:36,976 --> 00:29:38,075 ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 614 00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:39,943 - Ah, jesus. 615 00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,445 - ♪ my tomahawk back 616 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,113 ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 617 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,915 ♪ my tomahawk back, my tomahawk back ♪ 618 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,283 - Okay, okay. 619 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,317 - ♪ how do I get my tomahawk back? ♪ 620 00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:48,886 - American! 621 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:50,087 American! I'm an american. 622 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:51,755 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 623 00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:54,691 - ♪ my tomahawk back, my tomahawk back ♪ 624 00:29:56,995 --> 00:29:59,730 - Did you check the hospitals today? 625 00:29:59,732 --> 00:30:03,167 - No frank. 626 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:21,185 Okay, debs, come on. Time for bed. 627 00:30:30,128 --> 00:30:32,296 He'll come back, debs. 628 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:34,498 Frank's like scabies. 629 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:38,001 You can't get rid of him no matter how hard you try. 630 00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:50,848 [knocking on door] 631 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,050 [sighs] 632 00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:56,587 Bedtime. 633 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:03,961 Ian? 634 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,579 Mandy? 635 00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:27,317 - Yeah, her dad's mixing vodka and speedballs again, so... 636 00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,119 - You being smart? 637 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,061 Lost my job today. 638 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:40,097 - What, you fucking the boss? 639 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:43,333 - Nah. Nepotism. Nephew. 640 00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:48,038 - Hey, uh... 641 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,073 We gonna have enough for the property tax bill? 642 00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:53,443 - Just. With the check I got today. 643 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:33,083 Where you been? 644 00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:36,153 - I just ran into a friend, grabbed dinner. 645 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:40,090 - What are you doing? 646 00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:43,060 - Just burning my clothes. 647 00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:48,098 - Why? - Ah, you don't need to know. 648 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,700 - I don't? - Nope. 649 00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:58,475 [sighs] 650 00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:06,083 Take a shower. 651 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:14,057 Scrub my back? 652 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:19,196 - You want me to scrub your back? 653 00:33:21,699 --> 00:33:22,933 [alternative music] 654 00:33:22,935 --> 00:33:25,002 [giggling] 655 00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:27,804 - ♪ waiting there for me 656 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,373 [both laughing] 657 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,008 Both: Oh! 658 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:35,946 - ♪ I won't ever be alone again ♪ 659 00:33:35,948 --> 00:33:37,981 ♪ someday in the future 660 00:33:37,983 --> 00:33:40,050 - Mmm. No, no. 661 00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:42,486 Use euler's. 662 00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:44,054 - Where? Here? - Oh, come on. 663 00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:46,123 Cosine "x." 664 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,458 - Oh. 665 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,460 Oh, yeah. 666 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:51,995 - Hey. 667 00:33:51,997 --> 00:33:56,133 Catch. 668 00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:59,603 Open it. 669 00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:05,042 - What is it? - Gps wrist unit. 670 00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:07,477 For your rotc orienting weekends. 671 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:08,979 You know, so you know where you are. 672 00:34:08,981 --> 00:34:12,015 - We're supposed to learn that off of maps and stuff. 673 00:34:12,017 --> 00:34:13,350 - Oh, come on. 674 00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:15,018 They teaching you how to use a sextant too? 675 00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:17,354 Modern infantry officers have, like, a grand worth 676 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:19,356 Of satellite gear in their packs. 677 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:21,024 - We need to learn how though 678 00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:23,026 In case we get separated from our unit 679 00:34:23,028 --> 00:34:24,261 Or all that fancy equipment 680 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:27,931 Breaks down in a harsh environment. 681 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,232 - Aw, come on. 682 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:33,103 Just take it. 683 00:34:33,105 --> 00:34:35,105 - I sort of have a boyfriend. 684 00:34:36,374 --> 00:34:38,508 - Well, I sorta have a wife. 685 00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:42,946 - He's been gone for a while, 686 00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:45,182 But he's going to be back in a couple of weeks. 687 00:34:45,184 --> 00:34:49,686 - Young or old? 688 00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:50,954 - Young. 689 00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:53,090 - Ah. 690 00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:55,625 You up for a threesome, hmm? 691 00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:59,062 I mean, an old guy can dream, can't he? 692 00:34:59,064 --> 00:35:02,466 - [laughing] keep dreaming. 693 00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:05,135 [both laughing] come here. 694 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:13,477 - Who needs more eggs? - Me, please! 695 00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:15,612 - You came in awfully late for a school night. 696 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,547 - Trig test in a couple weeks, you know. 697 00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:19,049 - Ha! 698 00:35:19,051 --> 00:35:20,951 Wow. Couldn't find your pants? 699 00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,086 - I already made them lunches. 700 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:24,221 What time do you have to be at work? 701 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:26,490 - Laid off. 702 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:28,291 - Well, that's all right. I mean, you hated that job. 703 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:29,960 - Didn't hate the money. 704 00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:32,429 Time to get back in bed when the kids leave? 705 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:34,097 - Oh, I wish. I can't, I have a meeting. 706 00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:35,632 Bus is leaving! Dishes in the sink! 707 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,100 Mandy, do you need a ride? 708 00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:38,935 - Sure, if you got room. - All right. 709 00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:41,671 - Meeting with who? - Old friend from last night. 710 00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:42,939 - Old friend have a name? 711 00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:44,441 - Arnando. We used to work together. 712 00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:46,109 He came to town unexpectedly. 713 00:35:46,111 --> 00:35:48,311 - Used to work together doing what? 714 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:50,113 - Butcher shop. 715 00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:51,448 Debbie, milk in the fridge! 716 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,183 All right, train's leaving! 717 00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:56,386 Mandy! 718 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:07,030 Get in the back. Let's go. 719 00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:09,833 Are you guys ready? You're good? You're good? 720 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:13,170 Hey, just, uh... 721 00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:16,840 I'll be back, just don't make the bed. 722 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,842 - Let's go, jimmy! 723 00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:38,795 - [speaking spanish] 724 00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:46,136 - What now? 725 00:36:46,138 --> 00:36:47,804 - Now you go away. 726 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,973 - What, that's it? You're just gonna give up? 727 00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:52,309 - Hey, I'm thirsty. 728 00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:54,044 - You a quitter, manuel? - What? 729 00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:56,213 - A quitter? Little baby quitter? 730 00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:00,083 I'll give you $1,000. 731 00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:01,685 - You already promised to give me five. 732 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:03,386 That or let me cut out a kidney to sell. 733 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,488 - Well, that was before I realized 734 00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:07,390 That you were a little pansy quitter. 735 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,926 Ah! - [speaking spanish] 736 00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:13,029 - Now that is the spirit that I've been looking for, 737 00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:15,899 But let's channel it into something constructive, 738 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:17,033 Like getting me on the other side 739 00:37:17,035 --> 00:37:20,036 Of the rio grande. 740 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:23,039 - How bad do you want to get back? 741 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,041 - It's "badly," but yes, bad! 742 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:26,943 - Come, amigo. 743 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,379 Let me introduce you to my friend el cuchillo. 744 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:31,281 - El cuchillo. - Yeah. 745 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:32,949 - Cuchillo. Cuchillo. - Let's go. 746 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:35,085 - The knife? 747 00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:42,859 - Your sister doesn't like me. 748 00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:45,528 - No, she's just worried I'm gonna knock you up, 749 00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:48,064 Doesn't want any more gallagher mouths to feed. 750 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,199 - I'm not my mom. 751 00:37:49,201 --> 00:37:50,934 13 with my brother on her hip. 752 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,202 - 13, huh? 753 00:37:52,204 --> 00:37:53,937 - 12 when she got pregnant. 754 00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:55,905 [grinding] 755 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:57,941 - What the hell is that? 756 00:37:57,943 --> 00:38:00,710 - This? This is a helium-neon laser. 757 00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:03,913 Now I'm gonna perform lasix on near-sighted neighborhood kids. 758 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,915 50 bucks a pop. 759 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,484 - What are you doing this summer? 760 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:10,120 - Probably pretty much what I did last summer-- 761 00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:14,324 Drink too much beer, smoke a lot of weed. 762 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:15,759 - Yeah. 763 00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:17,560 Well, that ain't gonna work. 764 00:38:17,562 --> 00:38:20,964 You got to pad your resume for your college apps this summer. 765 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:23,099 You're a poor kid from the south side. 766 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:27,137 And you got a 4.6, and that's great, 767 00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:30,340 But you're gonna need a full ride. 768 00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:32,108 What's so goddamn funny? 769 00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:34,611 - No, it's just, um... 770 00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:37,947 Why does everyone think I'm going to college? 771 00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:39,349 - Dummy, you are going to college, 772 00:38:39,351 --> 00:38:41,084 And you're gonna graduate. 773 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:41,951 And then you're gonna get your master's 774 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,787 And your doctorate. 775 00:38:43,789 --> 00:38:45,588 And then you're gonna make a boatload of money. 776 00:38:48,025 --> 00:38:52,095 Just spend the summer padding this resume. 777 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:57,834 - Uh... Doing what? 778 00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:03,640 - I don't give a shit. 779 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:06,843 Teach brain-damaged kids how to make plastic explosives 780 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:09,012 Or the blind how to blow glass. 781 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:11,014 - You know what, I already have my sights set 782 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:13,616 On a few hundred hours of community service. 783 00:39:16,787 --> 00:39:19,956 - Okay. 784 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:22,959 That's good. 785 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:25,328 Get it done. 786 00:39:25,330 --> 00:39:28,064 - Courtesy of cook county juvenile court system. 787 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,834 - You've got a 4.6? 788 00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:35,004 My gpa is, like, 1.2. 789 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:37,073 How smart are you? 790 00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:45,882 - You find anything? - Nothing I can get with a ged. 791 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,250 - Go to malcolm x. 792 00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:48,818 Take some nurses aide classes or something. 793 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,153 You got jimmy playing mr. Mom, 794 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:51,554 Might as well take advantage of it. 795 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:52,822 - This aunt jemima scarf too much? 796 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,391 - You gonna be topless? - Yeah. 797 00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:55,759 - No one's gonna be looking at your head. 798 00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:57,260 How much does community college cost? 799 00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:59,396 - Nothing. Take out of shitload of student loans, 800 00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:02,332 Then bail on the feds once you get your degree. 801 00:40:02,334 --> 00:40:04,033 - Bookkeeping, accounting, 802 00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:06,336 X-ray technician, dental hygienist. 803 00:40:06,338 --> 00:40:09,239 - Yech, I get grossed out just flossing my teeth. 804 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:11,040 - I've been shoveling sewage for the last month. 805 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:12,942 Computer programming. 806 00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:14,611 Drug and alcohol rehab counselor! 807 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:17,046 I definitely have the practical experience for that one. 808 00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:18,681 Crap. 809 00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:20,950 Need a bunch of psych prerequisites first. 810 00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:22,886 - Why don't you take the civil service exam and get on the itc? 811 00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:24,220 - Drive a bus? 812 00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:26,556 - Hey, pension, health care, paid vacations. 813 00:40:26,558 --> 00:40:28,425 Or there's the post office. 814 00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:30,026 - Uniforms are for shit. 815 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,961 Everyone looks like they have a dick in those pants. 816 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:34,130 - Oh, wow, a lot of people queuing up online for this. 817 00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:36,132 This might just work! 818 00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:38,468 - Club's gonna open up the outdoor patio soon, 819 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:40,703 Maybe meg would give me another shot at managing 820 00:40:40,705 --> 00:40:41,938 Or at least get my old job back. 821 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,039 - Slinging appletinis? 822 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,808 You didn't need to get your ged 823 00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:46,209 To shake your titties and collect tips from frat boys. 824 00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:47,811 - The money's good, 825 00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:48,978 And it doesn't require prerequisites. 826 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,313 - Requires a couple. 827 00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:51,548 Can you set up the camera, please? 828 00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,783 We're ready to go. 829 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,952 - Who are you supposed to be? - Thomas jefferson. 830 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:58,555 Okay, miss sally. 831 00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,056 Get your revenge 832 00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:01,925 For me raping you in the slave quarters. 833 00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:03,460 - Master. 834 00:41:03,462 --> 00:41:04,761 - Ah! 835 00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:06,563 Ooh. 836 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:08,298 - Get down, you white motherfucker. 837 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,066 Get in there. Ah! 838 00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:13,136 Yeah, now get that ass. Munch it, munch it! 839 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:14,237 Do the alphabet. 840 00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,139 We shall overcome, motherfucker. 841 00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:17,574 Get in there! 842 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:21,177 We shall overcome! [screaming] 843 00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:32,622 [motor starting] 844 00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:35,391 - Get on. 845 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:48,037 - Hey, meg. How are you? 846 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:50,106 Fiona... Gallagher. 847 00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:51,508 - Sure. How you been? 848 00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:53,643 - Thought I'd stop by, 849 00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:55,478 See if you were staffing up for summer yet. 850 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,881 - Patio's not open till memorial day, 851 00:41:57,883 --> 00:42:00,283 But if you want to push cocktails in 6-inch heels, 852 00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:02,719 I can always use another pretty girl for the summer. 853 00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:05,955 - I was hoping you'd give me a shot at assistant managing 854 00:42:05,957 --> 00:42:07,557 Like we discussed last fall. 855 00:42:10,828 --> 00:42:13,963 Congrats. - Yeah. 856 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,165 - I know I screwed you over last time. 857 00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:18,134 It's a family thing, my mother was really-- 858 00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:20,169 - I get it. You have it tough. 859 00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:22,539 But fool me once, shame on you. 860 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:25,508 Fool me twice-- - I won't let you down again. 861 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:27,410 Come on, give me one night to show you what I can do. 862 00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:30,079 You won't regret it. 863 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,150 - Give me a thousand bucks. 864 00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:37,186 I'll find you a night to promote. 865 00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:38,588 - Promote? - Yeah. 866 00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:40,590 You take over the club, do it all. 867 00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:43,159 How about Tuesday the 15th? - Next week? 868 00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:44,861 - Show me what you got. 869 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:46,729 - I don't have $1,000. 870 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:48,765 - So I'll pencil you in to work the patio. 871 00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:51,901 Give me a call mid-may, and keep the weight off. 872 00:43:08,452 --> 00:43:11,154 - [speaks portuguese] 873 00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:23,666 - Mimosa? - Uh, sure. 874 00:43:27,805 --> 00:43:30,873 - A man has few things of real value in this life. 875 00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:35,478 His family, his friends. 876 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,880 His ability to honor his commitment, 877 00:43:37,882 --> 00:43:40,083 The value of his word. 878 00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:43,119 Eat, please. 879 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:46,055 I believe the only true measure of a man 880 00:43:46,057 --> 00:43:50,927 Is his willingness to accept responsibility for his actions. 881 00:43:50,929 --> 00:43:52,929 Don't you agree? 882 00:43:52,931 --> 00:43:56,065 - We're here. 883 00:44:08,746 --> 00:44:12,281 - Beautiful, very peaceful. 884 00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:14,517 The great lakes, right? 885 00:44:15,953 --> 00:44:17,453 - Uh, lake michigan. 886 00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:19,589 - How many great lakes are there? 887 00:44:19,591 --> 00:44:21,858 - Uh, five. 888 00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:24,127 - I knew the great lakes were big, 889 00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:26,696 But I never imagined they would be this big. 890 00:44:26,698 --> 00:44:28,665 Just like a sea. 891 00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:35,605 Surprisingly heavy for a man with so few brains. 892 00:44:48,285 --> 00:44:51,354 [speaking portuguese] 893 00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:54,791 So, steve... 894 00:44:54,793 --> 00:44:58,861 Are you a man capable of honoring your commitments? 895 00:45:01,131 --> 00:45:04,033 Are you a man of your word? 896 00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:20,083 [men speaking spanish] 897 00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:25,121 - Cuchillo! [speaking spanish] 898 00:45:30,027 --> 00:45:34,230 - So... You are an american, eh? 899 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,232 - Yeah. - Wanting to go home? 900 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,334 But you have no papers. 901 00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:41,104 - No, see, we were sort of partying. 902 00:45:41,106 --> 00:45:42,205 - Say "ah." 903 00:45:42,207 --> 00:45:43,606 - Ah. Ah, ah. Ah. 904 00:45:43,608 --> 00:45:47,176 - [speaking spanish] - good? 905 00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:51,047 Whoa! No, amigo, I'm not that kind of girl. 906 00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:52,582 Jesus! 907 00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:53,916 Okay, okay, fellas, 908 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,953 I'm really kinda getting skeeved out here. 909 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:59,589 Uh... 910 00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:06,629 [men speaking spanish] 911 00:46:06,631 --> 00:46:09,098 - Can I--can I take them-- - good luck, [speaking spanish]. 912 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,300 - What happened to people paying you when you do the work? 913 00:46:11,302 --> 00:46:13,302 - It was just her way of telling me to go fuck myself. 914 00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:16,105 What really pissed me off was how she just assumed 915 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,473 That I couldn't come up with the money. 916 00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:19,275 Smug bitch. 917 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:20,743 - Well, we did all right today on that master-slave thing. 918 00:46:20,745 --> 00:46:22,111 I could loan you the money if you want. 919 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,045 - No. That's okay. 920 00:46:23,047 --> 00:46:24,981 I love you, but... 921 00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:27,049 You gotta save up for when you have a baby. 922 00:46:27,051 --> 00:46:30,052 - What about jimmy? - He's being weird. 923 00:46:30,054 --> 00:46:32,655 Meg's right. I am a loser. 924 00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:35,124 One more ghetto girl who thinks she's the shit. 925 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:37,093 I can't manage a club. 926 00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:40,129 - What's that, self-pity? - No, reality. 927 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,731 I'll take the civil service exam, 928 00:46:41,733 --> 00:46:44,133 Clean bus shelter trash barrels for the city. 929 00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,669 - Hey! You're fiona gallagher. 930 00:46:46,671 --> 00:46:48,838 You can do anything you set your mind to. 931 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,640 You got your ged. 932 00:46:50,642 --> 00:46:53,276 You've been raising a family of six since you were 15 years old. 933 00:46:53,278 --> 00:46:56,312 You're a rock star, and meg's a frigid bitch. 934 00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:04,620 What's that? 935 00:47:04,622 --> 00:47:08,124 - My final paycheck. 936 00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:10,426 - Looks like this battle is almost over. 937 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:12,128 Ooh! 938 00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:14,964 The red robotron is in trouble. 939 00:47:14,966 --> 00:47:17,633 [cheers and applause] 940 00:47:17,635 --> 00:47:20,369 Scorpio vies for the win. 941 00:47:20,371 --> 00:47:24,140 - Back for yet another round of ritual humiliation, gallagher? 942 00:47:24,142 --> 00:47:25,975 - Finally gonna win this time, goff. 943 00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:29,712 - College entrants only today, it was on the website. 944 00:47:29,714 --> 00:47:32,782 Or don't you have internet down at mlk charter? 945 00:47:32,784 --> 00:47:34,317 - What's the matter, goff? 946 00:47:34,319 --> 00:47:35,818 You afraid a teenager is gonna kick the shit out of one 947 00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:37,787 Of your half-assed bucket of bolts? 948 00:47:37,789 --> 00:47:39,322 - [chortling] your engineering can't compete 949 00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:42,191 At the black bot championship trophy level, gallagher. 950 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:44,126 - Who'd you steal your designs from this time? 951 00:47:44,128 --> 00:47:46,629 Was it carnegie mellon or m.I.T.? 952 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,969 - Entry fee is 150, and we don't take food stamps. 953 00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:55,137 - This match, 954 00:47:55,139 --> 00:47:57,306 Scorpio bot 955 00:47:57,308 --> 00:48:02,144 Versus the impaler. 956 00:48:02,146 --> 00:48:04,247 Let the battle begin. 957 00:48:10,153 --> 00:48:13,155 Ooh! The impaler strikes. 958 00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:16,058 Scorpio bot is down. 959 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:19,662 The impaler wins! 960 00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:21,130 - Piece of cake. 961 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,602 [upbeat music] 962 00:48:26,604 --> 00:48:34,677 ♪ 963 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,215 - ♪ gotta be up 964 00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:41,284 ♪ gotta be up and on 965 00:48:41,286 --> 00:48:43,920 ♪ 'cause nobody loves you 966 00:48:43,922 --> 00:48:45,955 ♪ when you're wearing a frown ♪ 967 00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:48,591 ♪ nobody loves you - [chuckling] 968 00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:50,059 - ♪ when you're wearing a frown ♪ 969 00:48:50,061 --> 00:48:56,198 ♪ 970 00:48:58,068 --> 00:48:59,302 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 971 00:48:59,304 --> 00:49:01,470 How am I supposed to swallow that? 972 00:49:01,472 --> 00:49:03,306 - Who said anything about swallowing? 973 00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:07,109 [latin music] 974 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:09,745 ♪ 975 00:49:09,747 --> 00:49:11,814 - She's always been a problem. 976 00:49:11,816 --> 00:49:13,215 It's been a relief to have her 977 00:49:13,217 --> 00:49:15,451 Out of the house these last months. 978 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:18,087 She was wrecking my marriage. Pull! 979 00:49:18,089 --> 00:49:20,957 [gunshot, gun cocks] 980 00:49:20,959 --> 00:49:22,825 You lied to me, steve. - Yes, well-- 981 00:49:22,827 --> 00:49:24,260 But I thought-- 982 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:25,561 - You told me you were going to look after her. 983 00:49:25,563 --> 00:49:28,631 - Yes, well-- - pull! 984 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:32,802 I'm sure it's been difficult. She's a bright girl. 985 00:49:32,804 --> 00:49:34,103 But I spoil her. 986 00:49:34,105 --> 00:49:36,072 I grew up poor, you know. 987 00:49:36,074 --> 00:49:38,774 I want her to have things I didn't have in the favela-- 988 00:49:38,776 --> 00:49:42,812 An education, food... A toilet. 989 00:49:42,814 --> 00:49:44,513 Pull! [gunshot] 990 00:49:44,515 --> 00:49:47,216 [speaking portuguese] 991 00:49:50,253 --> 00:49:52,154 I've arranged for estefania 992 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:53,589 To pursue an economics degree 993 00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:56,158 Here at the university of chicago. 994 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,161 I want her to be an american citizen, steve. 995 00:50:02,032 --> 00:50:05,001 When immigration comes... 996 00:50:05,003 --> 00:50:07,103 You will be her husband. 997 00:50:07,105 --> 00:50:08,738 Pull! 998 00:50:18,215 --> 00:50:22,785 Do you think you can do that for me, steve? 999 00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:24,820 Can I trust you? 1000 00:50:24,822 --> 00:50:27,790 - Absolutely. 1001 00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:30,126 - But that means you can't get into any trouble. 1002 00:50:30,128 --> 00:50:34,997 No stolen cars, no drugs. 1003 00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:37,566 - How am I supposed to make a living? 1004 00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:40,536 - Get a job. 1005 00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:43,039 And the slum girl-- fiona, yes? 1006 00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:46,008 You can fuck her all you want for fun, 1007 00:50:46,010 --> 00:50:47,343 But you're a married man now. 1008 00:50:47,345 --> 00:50:52,214 She stays what she is-- a ghetto whore. 1009 00:50:59,022 --> 00:51:04,093 - In this corner, the terror of northwestern u... 1010 00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:07,329 Preda raptor. 1011 00:51:08,598 --> 00:51:10,099 And in this corner, 1012 00:51:10,101 --> 00:51:12,334 Representing the south side, 1013 00:51:12,336 --> 00:51:15,071 Frank! 1014 00:51:21,611 --> 00:51:26,749 Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rum-bot! 1015 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:29,752 [rock music] 1016 00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:37,827 ♪ 1017 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:41,230 - Next. 1018 00:51:41,232 --> 00:51:43,933 - Thank you. 1019 00:51:43,935 --> 00:51:45,234 - Passport. 1020 00:51:45,236 --> 00:51:47,470 - Let's battle. 1021 00:51:47,472 --> 00:51:49,105 Ooh! 1022 00:51:49,107 --> 00:51:52,608 Frank is in trouble early. 1023 00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:53,809 - Fry the fucker, come on. 1024 00:51:53,811 --> 00:51:56,011 - Oh! Frank gets away! 1025 00:51:59,549 --> 00:52:01,217 Ooh! - Get outta there! Get out! 1026 00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:02,918 - What are you doing? 1027 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,054 - Frank gets loose! 1028 00:52:05,056 --> 00:52:08,791 Preda raptor. - Come on, come on. 1029 00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:10,793 - Go! Go, go, go! - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1030 00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:14,130 - Now. - Frank is on the run. 1031 00:52:19,336 --> 00:52:20,836 [beep] 1032 00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:35,985 Oh, it looks like frank is down for the count. 1033 00:52:35,987 --> 00:52:37,820 - Get outta the way! - Get out! 1034 00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:39,321 - Go! Go! - I got it! I got it! 1035 00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:43,092 - Preda raptor, coming for the kill. 1036 00:52:43,094 --> 00:52:47,129 [cheers and applause] 1037 00:52:47,131 --> 00:52:48,931 It won't be long now. 1038 00:52:48,933 --> 00:52:51,934 All: [chanting] preda raptor! Preda raptor! 1039 00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:57,940 Preda raptor! Preda raptor! Preda raptor! 1040 00:52:57,942 --> 00:53:03,946 [chanting dies, buzzing] 1041 00:53:06,216 --> 00:53:07,650 [cheers and applause] 1042 00:53:07,652 --> 00:53:10,719 - He did it! He...Did...It. 1043 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,791 We have a new champion! 1044 00:53:16,993 --> 00:53:19,361 [cheers and applause] 1045 00:53:20,997 --> 00:53:22,865 - Welcome home, mr. Duncan. 1046 00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:24,300 - Ah. 1047 00:53:41,651 --> 00:53:44,720 - Jack! 1048 00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:47,990 Jack! 1049 00:53:51,094 --> 00:53:53,896 Just keep walking. 1050 00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:54,930 No trouble? 1051 00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:56,098 - They just waved me right through. 1052 00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:59,368 - El gran canon in person. 1053 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:01,403 El gran canon, your new nickname. 1054 00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:03,906 You're already a legend. 18 balloons. 1055 00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:06,342 We've never had more than eight up one ass. 1056 00:54:06,344 --> 00:54:08,344 You have more coke up your anus 1057 00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:11,013 Than any drug mule in cartel history. 1058 00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:14,783 - It's like taking a shit backwards. 1059 00:54:14,785 --> 00:54:16,885 - Ex-lax. Normally, I would say take two, 1060 00:54:16,887 --> 00:54:19,188 But for you, maybe the whole box. 1061 00:54:19,190 --> 00:54:20,556 [engine starts] 1062 00:54:20,558 --> 00:54:22,992 [engine revs] 1063 00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:28,597 - Okay. All right, cool. So you're just gonna play 1064 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,132 The same playlist that you did last night? 1065 00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:31,100 Awesome. 1066 00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:33,535 - Tuesday the 15th. - See you later. 1067 00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:36,905 - $1,000. It's all there. 1068 00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:38,774 - No, I'm sure it is. 1069 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:40,042 But, you know, look. 1070 00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:42,111 Promoting a new night is difficult. 1071 00:54:42,113 --> 00:54:44,413 I should've explained to you-- - I want the club. 1072 00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:46,248 - You've got a bunch of kids at home. 1073 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:50,152 I don't think that you should-- - do I have the club or not? 1074 00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:56,158 - Okay. 1075 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,061 You're on the calendar. 1076 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:06,335 [indistinct chatter] 1077 00:55:06,337 --> 00:55:09,938 - Okay, hey, grab two. - All right. 1078 00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:12,675 - Hey, beautiful! Dinner's almost ready! 1079 00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:14,009 - Oh, jesus, jimmy! 1080 00:55:14,011 --> 00:55:16,145 You always gotta monitor carl when he's online. 1081 00:55:16,147 --> 00:55:18,113 - Okay. 1082 00:55:18,115 --> 00:55:21,016 Sure. I'm sorry. 1083 00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:22,418 What the hell were you watching? 1084 00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:25,087 - History channel. - Dinner! 1085 00:55:25,089 --> 00:55:26,522 - Where were you all day? 1086 00:55:26,524 --> 00:55:29,124 - I was, you know, running errands... 1087 00:55:29,126 --> 00:55:30,526 This and that. How was your day? 1088 00:55:30,528 --> 00:55:32,428 - Remember meg from the club? 1089 00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:33,996 She's gonna give me my own night to promote. 1090 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:35,931 - That's great! 1091 00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:37,433 [cheering] 1092 00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:38,500 - Yeah! 1093 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:39,635 - You won? - Oh, yeah. 1094 00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:41,537 - Oh, nothing left but smoke and metal 1095 00:55:41,539 --> 00:55:43,305 And bruised geek egos. 1096 00:55:43,307 --> 00:55:47,109 - Yeah, plus 400 bucks cash prize for first place. 1097 00:55:47,111 --> 00:55:48,444 Thought I could help out a little bit 1098 00:55:48,446 --> 00:55:50,145 With the property tax bill. 1099 00:55:50,147 --> 00:55:51,847 Do you want me to run the payment 1100 00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:53,515 Down to the post office before school? 1101 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:56,485 - No, I got it. 1102 00:55:56,487 --> 00:56:00,689 - That's still daddy's spot. Anything at the hospitals? 1103 00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:03,192 - I forgot to check today, debs. I'll call after dinner, okay? 1104 00:56:03,194 --> 00:56:04,960 - All right, here we go, guys! 1105 00:56:04,962 --> 00:56:08,464 Dinner's served. Can we make way over here? 1106 00:56:14,904 --> 00:56:16,572 - Thank you, billy! 1107 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:38,594 [overlapping chatter] 1108 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:52,040 - It's like a miniature rover... 1109 00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:53,709 - Yeah, some of that. All right, so... 1110 00:56:53,711 --> 00:56:55,711 - Robot war. 1111 00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:57,679 It's like-- it's like cage fighting, 1112 00:56:57,681 --> 00:57:00,582 Like octagon rings and... [talking stops] 1113 00:57:15,632 --> 00:57:17,933 - [whispering] daddy. 1114 00:57:20,637 --> 00:57:22,104 Daddy! 1115 00:57:29,412 --> 00:57:33,182 [talking resumes] 1116 00:57:40,256 --> 00:57:42,391 - [grunting] 1117 00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:46,228 [grunting, exhales] 1118 00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:47,262 Agh! 1119 00:57:47,264 --> 00:57:49,064 [packet hits water] [sighs] 1120 00:57:49,066 --> 00:57:51,166 - ♪ well, I've been fooled 1121 00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:53,969 ♪ I fooled around 1122 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:56,405 ♪ no sense to lie 1123 00:57:56,407 --> 00:57:58,474 ♪ about where I'm bound 1124 00:58:01,177 --> 00:58:04,146 - 19! [chuckles] 1125 00:58:04,148 --> 00:58:05,647 Thank you, sheila! 1126 00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:08,584 - ♪ but once it's light and we're home ♪ 1127 00:58:08,586 --> 00:58:10,252 ♪ won't be no time to burn 1128 00:58:10,254 --> 00:58:13,088 ♪ burn through the night 1129 00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:15,123 ♪ throw me away 1130 00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:17,993 ♪ ten shovels deep 1131 00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:20,362 ♪ on mother's day 1132 00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:23,432 ♪ but once it's light and we're home ♪ 1133 00:58:23,434 --> 00:58:25,667 ♪ won't be no time to burn 1134 00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:30,939 ♪ the names in the fridge gonna have to wait their turn ♪