1 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:23,300 I will undress you. You will undress me. 2 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:27,740 For a virgin. 3 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,980 For a virgin to have sex. 4 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,800 For a virgin to have sex to herds. 5 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:45,150 So I'll have to put some extra lubricant. 6 00:00:47,510 --> 00:00:48,510 Lubricant. 7 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:53,870 You see how this looks, right? 8 00:00:54,830 --> 00:00:58,410 Sorry, morning tune is rushing down the street a little early. How early? 9 00:00:58,770 --> 00:00:59,770 Five minutes. 10 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:04,430 Only five fucking minutes. I remember. 11 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:07,090 Why aren't you downstairs at your station? 12 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:13,210 Ready? Go. 13 00:01:29,270 --> 00:01:30,290 Car, car, car. 14 00:01:33,650 --> 00:01:35,750 Okay, come down the driveway. There he is. 15 00:01:48,759 --> 00:01:50,120 Is this the marine? 16 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:52,760 Yeah. 17 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,860 B.I.P. cause you know I gotta shout. 18 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:25,480 Fergie Ferg gave me love you long time. 19 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,000 All my girls get down on the floor. 20 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:30,620 Back to back drop it down real loud. 21 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,100 I just got to put some stuff in the wash real quick. 22 00:02:58,180 --> 00:02:59,180 Okay. 23 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,420 I made some cookies out of the counter. 24 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,700 Are you sure your parents aren't home? 25 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,400 I'm sure. 26 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,920 You say you baked this? 27 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,680 Yeah. 28 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,000 Did you bring any of that stuff we talked about? 29 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,400 Yeah, I have a bunch of beer in the car. 30 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:43,380 But I brought the condoms. 31 00:03:53,230 --> 00:03:54,230 Ignite plant. 32 00:03:55,810 --> 00:03:56,810 How you doing? 33 00:04:00,270 --> 00:04:01,270 Good. 34 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:03,990 Who are you? 35 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:05,510 Look after that. 36 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:11,330 Don't you have a seat right there? 37 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:18,649 I'm just here to meet her. Who? 38 00:04:19,450 --> 00:04:20,450 Your daughter. 39 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,220 My daughter. 40 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,380 Who makes you think it's my daughter? 41 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,560 Please, sir. 42 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,320 I'm divorced. I just got divorced. 43 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,240 I will undress you. 44 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,700 And you will undress me. 45 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:56,060 For a virgin to have sex, it hurts. I wasn't here for any bad reason. 46 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:01,320 So I... I have a 47 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:08,240 little girl at home. She's only four years of the house 48 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:14,060 of a 13-year-old girl. I was just talking. It's just chat. 49 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:19,440 It's not just chat, though, is it? 50 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,400 You see how this looks, right? 51 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,340 What would have happened if I wasn't here? 52 00:05:36,980 --> 00:05:39,420 I don't want any of this for you. 53 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:47,020 But at the end of the day, a man must be held accountable for the decisions he 54 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:48,300 makes. Don't you agree? 55 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:50,980 Well, good. 56 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:52,940 What do you think should happen to you? 57 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:10,300 I'm Chris 58 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:17,860 Hansen 59 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:22,220 with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on... 60 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,590 Adults who try to meet teens online. 61 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:26,270 Please don't put this on TV, please. 62 00:06:26,850 --> 00:06:28,810 Please, please. No decisions have been made yet. 63 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:31,190 You don't know which segments will air. 64 00:06:31,930 --> 00:06:33,210 I'm going to need to ask you to leave. 65 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,040 Say your name. 66 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:26,920 Okay. 67 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:28,920 Hello. 68 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,500 My name is Dan Plum. 69 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:34,760 I'm... Directly to Kim. 70 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:37,920 Take two. 71 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,660 Hello. My name is Dan Plum. 72 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,380 I'm non-union, and I'm not currently represented at this time. 73 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:52,990 Although it's mentioned on my resume, I'd like to highlight I recently 74 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:59,250 completed a commercial, or a national commercial, rather, for Toys R Us, which 75 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:02,650 was originally a background part, but became a speaking part. 76 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:04,970 So I'm very excited about that. 77 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:29,360 525,600 minutes. 78 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:34,020 525,000 moments so dear. 79 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:42,539 525,600 minutes. How do you measure, measure 80 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:43,539 a year? 81 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:47,300 In daylight... Okay, that's enough. 82 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,240 Do you know what you're auditioning for? 83 00:08:58,090 --> 00:09:00,050 Is it a speaking part? Speaking part? 84 00:09:00,930 --> 00:09:02,710 Five freaking grand per shoot. 85 00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:05,230 For like three shoots? 86 00:09:05,610 --> 00:09:06,610 Five grand? 87 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:08,750 That's crazy. 88 00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:11,870 But there's no like singing or anything? 89 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:15,390 I don't, I think it's largely improvisational. 90 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:20,150 But if I should just put your jaw forward, can you do it now? Oh yeah, 91 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,250 would you? 92 00:09:23,690 --> 00:09:26,750 I thank God every single day for Inside the Actor's Studio. 93 00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:32,870 It made me realize that what we do is a craft, like whittling or surgery. 94 00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:36,390 Wait, so what's the type of role? 95 00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:39,650 You call him a child? Could be as young as 13. 96 00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:42,450 That's good. So how are you going to get the character in? 97 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:44,730 How do you produce the voice? 98 00:09:45,450 --> 00:09:46,490 It comes out. 99 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:09,120 Oh my gosh, hey, it's so good to see you. I like soccer. 100 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:10,740 I'm a soccer player. 101 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:20,280 Does it sound like I'm straining or does that 102 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,280 feel like a lube? 103 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,840 Weirdly, dude, I think you nailed that. 104 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:29,400 If you want to do this part justice, you gotta have your body looking right. 105 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:32,220 You need to stay in your lane, okay? 106 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,460 What do you mean? What's my name? 107 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,640 What? 108 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,160 Neubau. 109 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:43,800 Hairless. 110 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,340 Boy, man. 111 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,200 I don't think that's it. 112 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,400 That's you, man. 113 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,520 That's your name. 114 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:19,909 It's you. 115 00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:21,150 Chris Hammond, right? 116 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,950 Yes. I knew it. 117 00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:25,530 Thank you. 118 00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:27,370 They double booked me. 119 00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:33,610 I started racing hell and they changed it to a first class ticket. Now, who am 120 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,510 I to turn down three Skybargs? 121 00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:37,450 Lucky you. 122 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:43,590 It is so cool to meet a real celebrity. 123 00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:50,690 What you're doing matters like... really fucking matters. 124 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,250 Thank you so much. I appreciate that. 125 00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:58,310 I hope they're treating you right. 126 00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:02,970 I hope you're making a million dollars a year. 127 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,870 I hope they're giving you everything you want. Cheers! 128 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:15,750 You know, at first, no one at the network wanted to listen to us. And they 129 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:20,110 said, how do I promote this? How do I promote this? And I went to the network 130 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:22,990 and I said, I'll tell you how to promote it. 131 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,630 There's a man with his penis in his hand. 132 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:28,610 And he's on your porch. 133 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:30,810 And he wants to stick it in your daughter. 134 00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:35,770 Tonight, I'm going to tell you how to make that not happen. 135 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:41,650 Right? And they just said, okay. 136 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,590 Greenlit. Well, that's what it's about, right? 137 00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:46,810 It is. That's industry. 138 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:52,810 You gotta tell them how to sell it. It's not just about making a show. If 139 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:59,170 I was you, I'd just fucking kill those guys. 140 00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:03,170 Beat the living shit out of them. 141 00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:05,550 Bare hands. 142 00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:09,790 I don't think that would fly on NBC. 143 00:13:11,770 --> 00:13:14,530 Don't you ever just want to bleed them? 144 00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:24,690 Well, I think maybe what 145 00:13:24,690 --> 00:13:26,630 I do is a little worse. 146 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:42,770 Veteran is all apologies now, but this is the same man saying things to a girl 147 00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:43,770 he thought was 13. 148 00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:47,410 Like, we can take the shower together. I will undress you, and you will undress 149 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,410 me, okay? 150 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:53,230 Little did he know he was chatting with an adult man, Xavier Von Erich, the co 151 00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:57,130 -founder of the vigilante group Perverted Justice, whose mission is 152 00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:58,550 exposing internet predators. 153 00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:04,230 I just gotta go floss. I have something stuck in my teeth. This is Del Harvey, 154 00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:05,570 one of our decoys. 155 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:08,730 She can act like a cutesy 13-year-old girl. 156 00:14:09,690 --> 00:14:10,690 You're so funny. 157 00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:13,270 Or she can put a ball cap on and pose as a boy. 158 00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:14,830 Do you know anything about, like, skateboarding? 159 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:18,310 Oh, I just whacked my toe on the banister. 160 00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:21,470 I'll be right down. I've worked a lot with victims of sexual abuse. 161 00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,070 I sort of see what I do here as a form of activism. 162 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:30,250 One year since our first investigation, this national epidemic keeps on growing. 163 00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:31,709 How old are you? 164 00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:33,110 35. Want to try again? 165 00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:35,310 When we come back. Hey, come on in. 166 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:39,560 The parade of men begins, and some of them come bearing gifts. 167 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,960 I brought the condoms, too, of course. 168 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:48,220 Can you get closer in on it for us? 169 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:53,500 When these guys, they see me emerge, their noses flare. 170 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,680 And I think it'd be fascinating for an audience to experience that as well. 171 00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:02,660 Can I just try that beat one more time? 172 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:12,800 we come back the parade of man begins and some of them come bearing gifts 173 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:18,940 it's time okay let's try that again 174 00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:25,360 when we come back the parade of man begins and some of them come bearing 175 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:31,360 gifts that was great i loved it that's the one okay just one more time when we 176 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:36,020 come back When we come back, the parade of men begins. 177 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:39,460 And some of them come bearing gifts. 178 00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:42,420 Very nice. Mark that tape. Just one more time. We gotta go. 179 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:52,620 We gotta go. Alright, thank you. Thank you so much. 180 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,400 Great work. 181 00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,740 Guy thinks he's fucking Mike Wallace. 182 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:14,390 From behind an opaque screen, I'm Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC. 183 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:20,850 I forgot something. Fucking shit. 184 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,270 I told you you can't call me at work. 185 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:27,650 You never want to see me again? 186 00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:29,690 Absolutely not. 187 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:31,610 What? 188 00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,930 Because you said you loved me. 189 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,119 No, I'm not. 190 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,240 We're talking to you. I'm in a meeting. 191 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:42,140 You're not in a goddamn meeting. Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. If you don't see me there, 192 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,740 I'm telling you. Oh. 193 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:50,980 Yeah, 194 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 founding services. 195 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,000 Hello, this is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. 196 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:59,080 Your machine has just stolen from me. 197 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,300 Great to see you. 198 00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:06,579 Apologies. 199 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:07,900 Just for the delay. 200 00:17:08,339 --> 00:17:10,880 It's okay. We were supposed to start a few minutes ago, but it's okay. Have a 201 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,819 seat. And try a cookie. 202 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:20,440 So look, I don't know how else to say this, but I don't really like your show. 203 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,680 I don't really understand it. 204 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:24,520 I don't really believe in it. 205 00:17:25,619 --> 00:17:26,900 But America loves it. 206 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:29,620 Television's changing. 207 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,380 Seinfeld gone. 208 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,800 Friends gone. 209 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:37,160 We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars into beautiful scripted shows. 210 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,080 The audience just isn't there. They're not watching. 211 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:43,840 Right now, your show has a special connection with the audience. 212 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,180 Every one of our competitors is trying to top you. 213 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,960 ABC will have a functioning facsimile in less than a month. 214 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:56,240 So I need you to... It's time that you all play with the big boys. 215 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,540 What do we got on Thursday nights? 216 00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:00,860 My name is Earl. 217 00:18:01,970 --> 00:18:03,410 No, no. Bump Joey. 218 00:18:04,370 --> 00:18:05,530 Not Bumpin' Joey. 219 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,209 Let me see. 220 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:08,930 Friday Night Live? No, not my favorite show. 221 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,210 Criminal 10? SVU? No, Dick Wolf. 222 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:12,650 Biggest Loser? Reality? 223 00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:15,630 No. I got it. 224 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:19,830 We're taking on... Lost. 225 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,550 Lost. Lost. 226 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:23,890 Lost is on. 227 00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:25,890 At the same time. 228 00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:27,930 It's Lost vs. Down. 229 00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:29,450 And we can kill them. 230 00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:31,230 But we're gonna need a lot more. 231 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,150 Of those, you're not going to believe who's coming. 232 00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:35,370 High impact. 233 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:37,630 Predators. Yeah. Can you do that? 234 00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:41,210 Yes, I can. 235 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:47,510 Schoolgirl fetishizers. Yeah, pizza's my favorite. 236 00:18:48,450 --> 00:18:49,450 This thing. 237 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,630 Pepperoni. That thing. 238 00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:54,530 I've seen it all before. 239 00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:56,550 That's an old predator. 240 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,960 We need the spectacular. 241 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:07,200 The best of the best. 242 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,440 All right, this guy's good. Crazy Frog 73. 243 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:19,180 He wants us to cover him with whipped cream. And he wants to watch the kid 244 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:21,280 have sex with a cat. 245 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,620 We're taking the new schedule to advertisers next week. To catch a 246 00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:28,620 predator. 247 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,200 Wednesdays, 9 p.m. 248 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,220 Oh my god, Chris. 249 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,220 I always knew it would happen. 250 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:43,600 Okay. I always knew we could do this. So we need to, um, how will we, um, uh, 251 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,560 high-impact predators, you know, it's like we can hold auditions. We're kind 252 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,560 of at the mercy of what we can do. 253 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,220 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe in you. 254 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,260 We're gonna find them, and we're gonna be bigger than lost. 255 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,300 We're gonna be bigger than lost! 256 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:02,980 Breaking news. I'm Stone Phillips. Stone Phillips with Dateline and East... Great 257 00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:03,980 job. 258 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:08,360 I could never do what you do. 259 00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:11,200 Good to see you, Stone. 260 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,500 It's thrilling. 261 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,620 I'll be watching from Afghanistan. 262 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,920 Thank you. 263 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:10,020 Hey, 264 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:16,899 what's up? 265 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,140 Hey. Come on in. 266 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:21,060 Are you sure your parents aren't home? 267 00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:22,820 I'm sure. 268 00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:27,720 I have a bunch of beer in the car, but I brought the condoms. 269 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,480 Big night plan. 270 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:33,000 Why don't you have a seat right there? 271 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:36,860 No, I'm not. 272 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:40,820 You boys know what that is? 273 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:49,860 It's the time when the most amount of people tune in to 274 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:51,500 watch a program. 275 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,760 Yeah. 276 00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:13,950 Hi. 277 00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:17,510 I didn't hear you come in. 278 00:22:18,810 --> 00:22:20,330 Did you wake them? 279 00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:26,830 No, I was just reviewing the new edit and they walked out. 280 00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:30,590 I'm glad they saw you. 281 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:43,890 Say something or my head is going to explode. 282 00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:52,090 I know that you think you know what kind of man I am. 283 00:22:52,650 --> 00:22:57,490 That I'm not upstanding in all the ways you thought I would be when we married. 284 00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:06,230 But I just want to say that here and now, I 285 00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:08,990 am guilty. 286 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:16,500 Everything you accuse me of, the one thing I am not guilty of is falling out 287 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:17,500 of love with you. 288 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:24,000 And I promise, when I retire, 289 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,200 You're moving the show to prime time. 290 00:24:25,810 --> 00:24:27,510 Hello? Hello, Mr. Plum. 291 00:24:27,710 --> 00:24:30,730 We have an extra large style dildo for you downstairs. 292 00:24:31,690 --> 00:24:34,790 If you could come and get it as soon as possible, that would be amazing. 293 00:24:36,190 --> 00:24:37,330 It's me. It's Troy. 294 00:24:37,530 --> 00:24:38,269 Hey, Troy. 295 00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,270 Dude, what's the room like? 296 00:24:40,910 --> 00:24:41,910 It's awesome. 297 00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:48,910 I have not one, but two beds. And they have these cool towel things and a view 298 00:24:48,910 --> 00:24:52,750 of this cool... Have you jerked it yet? 299 00:24:55,850 --> 00:24:56,850 I'm just kidding, man. 300 00:24:56,950 --> 00:24:58,010 Do you have a coffee machine? 301 00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:00,910 Yeah. 302 00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:04,810 Does it have, like, little packets of coffee and sugar and cream? 303 00:25:05,110 --> 00:25:06,110 Yeah, why? 304 00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:07,950 Dude, that's amazing. 305 00:25:08,430 --> 00:25:11,830 That's freaking... I wish that was me, man. I'll just say that. 306 00:25:13,170 --> 00:25:14,490 You're the king of Fort Myers, man. 307 00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:36,630 What would be a huge turn on for me? 308 00:25:37,230 --> 00:25:42,010 What would be a huge turn on for me? 309 00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:45,350 Do you have any pets? 310 00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:48,990 Do you have any pets? 311 00:25:50,430 --> 00:25:52,490 Do you have any pets? 312 00:25:52,990 --> 00:25:53,949 Do you have any pets? 313 00:25:53,950 --> 00:25:55,890 Do you have any pets? 314 00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:58,250 Do you have any pets? 315 00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:13,420 Is this for a lying child or an adult thinking about fucking a child? Is this 316 00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:14,420 for you? 317 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:19,420 Did you sanction this? 318 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:21,840 It's on our merch site. 319 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,720 What is a merch site? 320 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,520 If this doesn't get taken down, I'm not going out there. 321 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,440 It's just a thong. 322 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,040 Eddie! 323 00:26:43,610 --> 00:26:47,670 What is this? I'm not going out there until this gets taken down. I need you 324 00:26:47,670 --> 00:26:50,030 today. Our new decoy did not show. This is on our website. 325 00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:52,590 Don't do this to me because we need you to bind up. 326 00:26:55,610 --> 00:26:56,610 Whoa. 327 00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:58,050 What the fuck are you? 328 00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:00,190 Hi. 329 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:03,710 Hi. What are you wearing? What are you wearing? 330 00:27:04,270 --> 00:27:06,170 You need to change. 331 00:27:07,990 --> 00:27:08,990 Graffiti. 332 00:27:13,130 --> 00:27:16,950 So you are playing a 13-year-old named Peter. 333 00:27:17,170 --> 00:27:21,350 And you have been chatting with this man of mine. 334 00:27:21,710 --> 00:27:23,670 And he likes cats. 335 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:25,830 He is a sweet dude. 336 00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:30,670 All you need to do is get into the kitchen island. 337 00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:33,030 And Chris will come in. 338 00:27:33,270 --> 00:27:36,690 And you will go out. 339 00:27:37,270 --> 00:27:38,270 Okay, 340 00:27:39,170 --> 00:27:42,710 puka shell, puka shell, puka shell. No puka shell? 341 00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:45,940 Okay, Dan? 342 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,420 Do you understand? 343 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,860 Is there maybe time for rehearsal? 344 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,360 We're gonna shoot the rehearsal. 345 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,200 Come in. 346 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,400 Peter? 347 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,460 Is that you? 348 00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:40,060 Hi. 349 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,580 Yeah, it's me. 350 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:44,900 You look different. 351 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:49,640 Way different. 352 00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:53,980 Maybe. 353 00:28:55,379 --> 00:28:56,620 Sorry, I'm sort of nervous. 354 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,140 You're even hotter than your pictures. 355 00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:02,460 Did you change your hair or something? 356 00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:08,860 I've been out in the sun. 357 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,160 Wanna go over here? 358 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:19,760 Where? I guess I thought, um... Maybe we could hang out in the kitchen. 359 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,280 Okay. 360 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,620 Dude. Do you have any water? 361 00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:28,960 I'll see what I can do. 362 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:39,380 By the way... I... 363 00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:41,900 brought something. 364 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,760 Oh yeah? 365 00:30:05,450 --> 00:30:06,409 I'm kind of ready. 366 00:30:06,410 --> 00:30:07,890 He did not disappoint. 367 00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:12,350 Why don't you have a seat right there? 368 00:30:18,770 --> 00:30:19,330 Run 369 00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:26,250 around. 370 00:30:27,730 --> 00:30:28,850 Look for a cat. 371 00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:32,970 Just bring whipped cream all over yourself. 372 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,720 What's going on in your mind? 373 00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:51,180 Crazy frog. 374 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,440 Hey. 375 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,360 Hey. 376 00:31:04,590 --> 00:31:05,810 Amazing. Oh, thanks. 377 00:31:06,110 --> 00:31:08,750 You're a movie star. Thank you. Yeah. 378 00:31:09,370 --> 00:31:12,190 You are a natural. 379 00:31:13,570 --> 00:31:14,570 Yeah. 380 00:31:14,950 --> 00:31:17,050 Amazing. Thank you. 381 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:20,410 I get stress migraines. I don't know if you do. 382 00:31:22,330 --> 00:31:23,690 Maybe. Maybe. 383 00:31:24,530 --> 00:31:25,530 Thank you. 384 00:31:28,590 --> 00:31:30,230 You look so good. 385 00:31:30,650 --> 00:31:32,450 Oh, thank you. Yeah. Yeah. 386 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:34,180 I mean it. 387 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,060 Yeah. 388 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:43,800 It's okay. It's okay. 389 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,120 It happens to us all. 390 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:58,420 I like this new decoy. It frees up like the last one. Yeah, I 391 00:31:58,420 --> 00:32:00,640 think you might want... God damn it, Andy. Not again. 392 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:02,320 I need that one. He's... 393 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:03,620 Perfect. I agree, 394 00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:08,900 but for his first time, that was a lot. And if we do have to inform the network, 395 00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:10,940 the optics were really not good. 396 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:14,880 So can you talk to him? 397 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,260 What? No. I have somewhere to be. 398 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:20,120 In Fort Myers? Where? 399 00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:23,800 I have a lot, Fendi. 400 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,340 Okay. Can you talk to him first? 401 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,520 I think that reassurance coming from you. 402 00:32:32,810 --> 00:32:35,730 Maybe at the hotel bar, maybe a nice Macau. 403 00:32:36,090 --> 00:32:40,530 And maybe you expense it. Maybe I don't tell. 404 00:32:56,450 --> 00:32:57,450 Dan, hello. 405 00:32:57,890 --> 00:32:58,890 Chris Jensen. 406 00:32:59,810 --> 00:33:00,810 How are you doing? 407 00:33:01,090 --> 00:33:02,090 I'm okay. 408 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,800 It's a big day. 409 00:33:08,380 --> 00:33:09,420 Do you want some wine, Dad? 410 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:14,000 Bud Light. Bud Light would be nice. Relax, it's on NBC. 411 00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:18,420 Budweiser, then. 412 00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:19,959 Oh, come on. 413 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:20,960 Neat. 414 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,940 How long have you been acting, Dad? 415 00:33:29,260 --> 00:33:30,260 Four years. 416 00:33:30,460 --> 00:33:35,280 Four years professionally, but I've dreamt of it my entire life. 417 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,480 musical theater, mainly. 418 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,360 Different world. 419 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,100 I hate feeling like I'm not up to the task. 420 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,420 It matters a lot to me to do a good job. 421 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:04,100 What were you hoping to achieve? 422 00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:06,610 from this experience. 423 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:10,949 Something for my reel. 424 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,550 More than that, a credit. 425 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:19,610 That would be really helpful for getting my union card and representation. 426 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:21,350 Thank you. 427 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:22,770 Yeah. 428 00:34:24,610 --> 00:34:27,130 Do you know what your credit is on this show? 429 00:34:29,909 --> 00:34:30,909 Peter? 430 00:34:32,730 --> 00:34:33,730 Peter. 431 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,560 My character from today? 432 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:36,820 No. 433 00:34:38,219 --> 00:34:39,219 No. 434 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:41,179 Superhero. 435 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,120 That's your credit. 436 00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:49,820 And what you're doing is more than acting. 437 00:34:50,739 --> 00:34:52,800 It's much more. 438 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:59,320 You're here with us and you're saving children. 439 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,520 Yeah. 440 00:35:15,550 --> 00:35:18,790 Daniel... Dan... Danny. 441 00:35:19,210 --> 00:35:23,270 Danny, uh... Decoy Dan. 442 00:35:23,930 --> 00:35:24,930 Decoy Dan. 443 00:35:24,950 --> 00:35:26,870 Decoy Dan. Decoy Dan. Decoy Dan. 444 00:35:28,050 --> 00:35:29,050 That's your credit. 445 00:35:30,590 --> 00:35:31,590 Decoy Dan. 446 00:35:32,710 --> 00:35:33,710 Decoy Dan. 447 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,660 Remind me of my son. 448 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,020 But, uh, older. 449 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,320 Oh. 450 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:50,980 Thanks. 451 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,760 Oh, 452 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:05,240 uh... 453 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:11,600 The, uh... Respectful? 454 00:36:14,390 --> 00:36:15,390 Close. Reverent. 455 00:36:16,850 --> 00:36:18,630 Reverent. I knew you were a Boy Scout. 456 00:36:18,930 --> 00:36:19,930 How long you do it for? 457 00:36:21,150 --> 00:36:23,770 Maybe like two years or something like that. 458 00:36:26,590 --> 00:36:28,110 It's a sign of strong character. 459 00:36:30,870 --> 00:36:32,390 Night. Night. 460 00:36:36,030 --> 00:36:38,190 Sorry, can I just ask, is that an acting totem? 461 00:36:38,770 --> 00:36:40,050 What? Your bracelet. 462 00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:41,510 Is it... 463 00:36:45,090 --> 00:36:46,550 Nothing I do is acting, Dan. 464 00:36:49,770 --> 00:36:51,570 Right, I got it in India. 465 00:36:53,650 --> 00:36:57,750 1996, I was telling a story on child slave labor. 466 00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:00,530 I won an Emmy. 467 00:37:03,350 --> 00:37:10,070 Predator has never earned an Emmy, nor any of the serious recognition 468 00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:11,070 it deserves. 469 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,980 But I think that's all about to change. 470 00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:24,660 All right. 471 00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:28,180 I'll see you tomorrow. 472 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:29,660 See you tomorrow. 473 00:38:07,470 --> 00:38:11,350 Hello? Oh, hey, Andy. This is Patti Patterson from ABC. 474 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,570 Sorry, am I interrupting something? 475 00:38:13,990 --> 00:38:19,490 No. I don't think we've met, but... Oh, uh, we have, actually. 476 00:38:19,910 --> 00:38:22,190 The Merle Awards last year. 477 00:38:22,850 --> 00:38:24,770 Hi. Oh, my brain. 478 00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:30,150 Anyway, we wanted to congratulate you on the new time slot. 479 00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:31,930 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. 480 00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:35,930 I thought Jeff just pitched it to the admin. 481 00:38:36,620 --> 00:38:40,680 Not sure if you're aware, but we've been working on a show for the same night. 482 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,198 Uh-huh. 483 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:46,460 And we've been so impressed by your work on Predator, we would love to pick your 484 00:38:46,460 --> 00:38:47,460 brain. 485 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:51,420 I was wondering if you'd be free for a drink or a... You know what's better 486 00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:52,399 than a drink? 487 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,500 A sushi roll. 488 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:57,480 Well, that's not possible. I'm shooting in Fort Myers. 489 00:38:57,980 --> 00:38:58,980 That is crazy. 490 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,560 I will be in Florida tomorrow. 491 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,980 Uh, not tomorrow? 492 00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:06,880 Yeah, sounds great. So, I'll see you tomorrow evening. 493 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,720 See you, uh, okay, okay. 494 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,660 I don't mean to overstate it, but we can still have a nice dinner as friends. 495 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,040 Friends? 496 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:51,040 So none of this meant anything to you? 497 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,080 Not nothing, no. 498 00:39:54,960 --> 00:40:01,600 Of course, I want to be a part of your life. I do, I truly do. 499 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:07,640 But I can only participate in obfuscated ways 500 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,440 at a distance. 501 00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:19,420 I intend you to. 502 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:20,860 Something sweet. 503 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,260 Oh my god, your quick answer. 504 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,060 I'm a huge fan of your show. 505 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,820 I don't want to be in it. 506 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,300 Did you want anything for dessert? 507 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Do you have any cookies? 508 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,060 I can definitely ask the chef. 509 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,160 No, I'm just kidding around. 510 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,500 I'm just joking. 511 00:40:37,580 --> 00:40:38,580 No, I'm just joking. 512 00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:41,480 Thank you so much for coming. Thank you so much. 513 00:40:56,490 --> 00:40:59,030 We don't need to make a scene, okay? We don't need to make a scene. 514 00:40:59,370 --> 00:41:00,370 Happy face. 515 00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:02,850 Happy face. Oh, God. I'm sorry. 516 00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:04,070 I'm sorry. 517 00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:07,670 I'm going to do everything in my power to make this right. I swear to God. 518 00:41:08,270 --> 00:41:09,270 Okay? 519 00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:32,090 Let me get your cab. 520 00:41:33,590 --> 00:41:34,590 Oh. 521 00:41:35,390 --> 00:41:36,390 Come on. 522 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:37,410 Let's go. 523 00:41:37,430 --> 00:41:38,850 Okay. Okay. 524 00:41:47,870 --> 00:41:48,848 Who is that? 525 00:41:48,850 --> 00:41:51,670 Me. One sec. 526 00:41:52,270 --> 00:41:53,270 Verification call. 527 00:41:53,670 --> 00:41:54,670 Check it out. 528 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,400 I told you I was real. 529 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,680 I like real. 530 00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:08,300 What do you think we should do next Monday? 531 00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:10,100 I don't know. 532 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:15,140 Probably be shooting some hoops or something. So if you want to shower 533 00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:16,460 together, that might be nice. 534 00:42:16,740 --> 00:42:19,860 Yeah. I can't wait for the adventure. 535 00:42:20,260 --> 00:42:23,820 Cool. It's the last house at the end of the cul-de-sac. 536 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,480 You can't miss it. It's boring like the other ones. 537 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,360 Well, I can't wait. 538 00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:30,540 Cool. Oh, don't forget the weed. 539 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:31,760 Oh, yeah. 540 00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:33,000 Cool. It's going to be great. 541 00:42:33,390 --> 00:42:34,069 All right, later. 542 00:42:34,070 --> 00:42:35,070 Bye. Bye. 543 00:42:37,190 --> 00:42:39,610 You have to smile so they can hear your voice. 544 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:40,890 Yeah, cool. 545 00:42:41,170 --> 00:42:42,170 Thanks. 546 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:55,770 Look, if this is something you really want to do, you can't 547 00:42:55,770 --> 00:42:58,090 treat it like an acting gig, you know? 548 00:42:58,950 --> 00:43:02,270 The last decoy made it an episode and a half. 549 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,140 Saw a predator who looked like his dad and walked off. 550 00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:10,420 You have to find ways to protect yourself. 551 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:13,720 Yeah. 552 00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:16,780 Thanks. 553 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,960 See you tomorrow. 554 00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:21,460 Don't be late. 555 00:43:35,370 --> 00:43:36,370 I'm baking cookies. 556 00:43:43,470 --> 00:43:44,470 Hey, come on in, bro. 557 00:43:44,910 --> 00:43:46,670 I'm baking cookies. 558 00:43:52,370 --> 00:43:54,510 Hey, come on in. There's sweetsie on the table. 559 00:43:55,970 --> 00:43:57,530 Hey, come on in. 560 00:43:58,290 --> 00:43:59,390 There's sweetsie on the table. 561 00:43:59,630 --> 00:44:01,690 Did you bring any of that stuff we talked about? 562 00:44:03,290 --> 00:44:04,290 Hey, Marco. 563 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:06,580 Did you bring the stuff we talked about? 564 00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:10,320 It's your house? Uh, well, technically my mommy and daddy's house. 565 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,000 Hey, just hopped out of the shower. 566 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,740 Just put a pizza in the oven. 567 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,080 Just picture me naked and come on in. 568 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,920 I could figure something out. 569 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,480 Oh, what about a little beer float? 570 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:21,939 I'll do that. 571 00:44:21,940 --> 00:44:22,940 Don't go anywhere. 572 00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:24,060 Oh, they're gonna love it. 573 00:44:24,740 --> 00:44:25,740 They're gonna love this. 574 00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:27,780 How you doing, Stanley? 575 00:44:28,420 --> 00:44:29,420 Are you Jeremy? 576 00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:31,140 Jeremy's now Chitong? 577 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,440 You nervous? 578 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,560 That's okay, me too. 579 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,820 What did you think you wanted to do? Sorry, sorry. 580 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,260 Did you go down? 581 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,238 No, Christopher. 582 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,540 I need to talk to you. 583 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,540 Oh, boy. 584 00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:57,080 How's it going? 585 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,320 I don't know, buddy. I don't know. It's shaking. 586 00:45:03,210 --> 00:45:04,310 It's okay. Okay. 587 00:45:09,110 --> 00:45:13,210 So, we got a fan letter from Trump's five-foot cop. 588 00:45:13,850 --> 00:45:18,230 Dear Chris Hansen and the good man of the National Broadcasting Corporation. 589 00:45:19,970 --> 00:45:21,710 My name is Michael Sanchez. 590 00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:31,070 Headquarters, be advised, I locked myself out of the unit. 591 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:36,700 I write to you today to thank you from the bottom of my heart for promoting 592 00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:38,960 goodness in this troubled world we live in. 593 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:47,040 I also want to thank you for promoting respect for law enforcement in your 594 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,040 program. 595 00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:53,220 What this world needs, in my opinion, is a good, hard-looking America. 596 00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:57,500 But what is that but your show? 597 00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:06,260 find yourself down in Murphy, Texas, please know that you have a friendly 598 00:46:06,260 --> 00:46:07,880 face here in our precinct. 599 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:10,100 Michael Sash. 600 00:46:10,980 --> 00:46:14,200 Gee, this could only look good for election season. 601 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:18,500 How to catch a predator. 602 00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:28,760 They tried to get in touch with Andy, but when they couldn't, they reached out 603 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:33,960 to me. They wanted us to come shoot in their town, so I started to troll the 604 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,640 area. It's the same old shit. 605 00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:38,640 Factory worker, plumber, loser, boring. 606 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:45,660 Then I catch something that's like nothing I've ever seen. 607 00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:51,340 This fish comes along, takes a bite, and then fish. 608 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,840 He comes back, bites again. 609 00:46:57,610 --> 00:47:01,450 I never lose these guys because they are usually fucking idiots. 610 00:47:02,310 --> 00:47:04,710 This is not your average P.O. 611 00:47:05,310 --> 00:47:09,350 He was careful not to give anything away, but boy, did he love to chat. 612 00:47:10,790 --> 00:47:11,790 We battled. 613 00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:13,990 I tried every trick in the book, Chris. 614 00:47:14,910 --> 00:47:18,310 I was leaving him in for hours, but he wouldn't take the bait. 615 00:47:18,770 --> 00:47:20,270 I was ready to give up. 616 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,000 Denton, Texas. 617 00:47:30,740 --> 00:47:32,140 So I did some digging. 618 00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:40,520 The only one I could find was a private event for government associates of a 619 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:41,520 dead senator. 620 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:47,420 The most important things in Texas, Ferris. 621 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:54,220 We never caught a government operative before. A man on the inside. This, 622 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,200 this is it. 623 00:47:57,050 --> 00:48:03,210 This guy's got to be CIA, NSA, or 624 00:48:03,210 --> 00:48:08,450 he is at the highest levels of government. 625 00:48:12,750 --> 00:48:15,070 I mean, what are we talking about here? We're talking about the mayor or 626 00:48:15,070 --> 00:48:16,550 congressman or we? 627 00:48:17,570 --> 00:48:18,670 We're talking about the president. 628 00:48:35,170 --> 00:48:39,410 Chris, we already have our schedule for the coming months in the Jersey Shores 629 00:48:39,410 --> 00:48:40,410 after this. 630 00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:41,650 That is a priority. 631 00:48:42,070 --> 00:48:43,850 I have a feeling about this guy, Chris. 632 00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:46,270 I really do. 633 00:48:50,210 --> 00:48:52,330 No, it's not enough information to act. 634 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:53,750 She's right. 635 00:48:54,530 --> 00:48:56,350 Keep looking and let me know if you have something more. 636 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,060 Excuse me. T minus 10 minutes. 637 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,360 Can you bring up the last couple of clips we shot? 638 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,880 Oh, yeah, we're good. 639 00:49:24,460 --> 00:49:27,360 Well, I'm thinking of trying something new. I want to see what I did. Okay, 640 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,360 we're good. 641 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,520 You just have to be very clean in your abs. 642 00:49:34,820 --> 00:49:35,820 Mm-hmm. 643 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:36,959 Your abs. 644 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:40,900 I think that's too far. Stick to the suck and be sucked stuff. 645 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:42,240 Okay. 646 00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:56,650 Chris Hansen. Hi, Chris. 647 00:49:56,870 --> 00:50:01,770 This is Brett Kowinski from the National Enquirer. We just wanted to give you the 648 00:50:01,770 --> 00:50:05,310 opportunity to comment before we run a story about you next week. 649 00:50:05,610 --> 00:50:07,790 And what is the story about? 650 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,400 Hello? 651 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,640 Hi, Mary. Chris Yance. Yes, I know. 652 00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:49,780 Yeah. Yeah, sorry. 653 00:50:51,300 --> 00:50:52,300 Hey, Kaden. 654 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,600 Hi, boys. 655 00:50:54,879 --> 00:51:00,980 Yeah, I just wanted to, uh, talk to you and, um, just wanted to talk to the 656 00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:01,980 boys. 657 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:48,920 Yeah. Hey. 658 00:51:50,820 --> 00:51:52,760 Can I apply to your place? 659 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:55,400 Not really. 660 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:03,300 Shoot. Spilled soda on my shirt. I'm gonna go change. Be back in a sec. 661 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:10,960 I've been trying. 662 00:52:10,980 --> 00:52:12,600 I love those. 663 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,120 How'd it look? 664 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,400 You were great. 665 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:21,360 If you guys kept me the logs in order for us next time, I could use all of 666 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,038 that stuff. 667 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:27,000 I could have kept him in there for 20 minutes. Damn, John Hartley. 668 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,360 Do you have a Diet Coke? 669 00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:39,760 Why don't you have a seat right there? 670 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,040 Sit down. 671 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:28,000 I like sucking and being cute. To do 672 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,640 this. 673 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,020 I know you don't have the right to do this. 674 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,640 Who do you think you are? 675 00:54:22,410 --> 00:54:25,210 Adults who meet young teens online. 676 00:54:25,530 --> 00:54:28,010 You're doing this for television? 677 00:54:29,890 --> 00:54:32,150 There he is. 678 00:54:34,590 --> 00:54:37,890 Oh, that's amazing. That's gorgeous. 679 00:54:38,970 --> 00:54:39,970 Yeah. 680 00:54:44,710 --> 00:54:45,910 Hey, hey, hey. 681 00:54:46,730 --> 00:54:48,030 He's not a leopard. 682 00:54:48,630 --> 00:54:50,290 He just touched you. 683 00:54:54,850 --> 00:54:55,910 Doesn't that disgust you? 684 00:54:58,870 --> 00:54:59,870 Yeah. 685 00:55:02,530 --> 00:55:03,690 Why do you do this, Andy? 686 00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:12,930 Because we're gonna be the number one show on TV. 687 00:55:13,990 --> 00:55:14,990 Yeah. 688 00:55:16,110 --> 00:55:17,850 We're gonna be the number one show on TV. 689 00:55:32,110 --> 00:55:35,410 mean to sound harsh. 690 00:55:38,970 --> 00:55:43,730 But if you had children, you would understand. 691 00:55:55,630 --> 00:55:56,850 Picture this. 692 00:55:58,370 --> 00:56:00,630 Erin and I are eating alone. 693 00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:07,720 And you notice a girl hunched over and the mother is berating her for 694 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:08,720 overeating pancakes. 695 00:56:09,580 --> 00:56:11,920 She says, you don't want to be a fat pig. 696 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,880 And you think to yourself, well, God, this is pretty wrong. 697 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,180 And then the mother gets louder, more insulting. 698 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,720 And then finally the girl starts crying. 699 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:24,280 What would you do? 700 00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:34,760 I might hand the daughter the number to social services and tell her to eat 701 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:35,880 whatever she likes. 702 00:56:37,220 --> 00:56:43,540 And then I might try to hurt the mother in some way. 703 00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:52,160 Not physically, but... Honey, that's the name of the show. What would 704 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,160 you do? 705 00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:54,180 Oh. 706 00:56:55,260 --> 00:56:57,340 It's a hidden camera show. 707 00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:02,480 Where we put strangers in social situations. It's feel-good. 708 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,620 Do you know John Quinones? 709 00:57:05,020 --> 00:57:08,100 Hi, sir. I'm John Quinones. I'm John Quinones. 710 00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,240 He's incredible. 711 00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:12,840 He wants you. 712 00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:15,600 Well, I'm flattered, obviously. 713 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:20,520 I don't think I'm the kind of producer that does well with feel-good stuff. 714 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:24,180 And I also don't think I'm the kind of producer that has a lot of respect for 715 00:57:24,180 --> 00:57:25,540 people who want to steal my show. 716 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,400 Okay, okay. 717 00:57:30,980 --> 00:57:35,940 Look, I dominated a lot of space at this network. 718 00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:39,700 I'd say the majority of shows that have been successful in the last 10 years 719 00:57:39,700 --> 00:57:40,700 have had a hand in. 720 00:57:40,860 --> 00:57:46,720 I know the feeling, and I know that you think you're just walking the same path 721 00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,900 that Chris is not the guy to hold hands with. 722 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,040 He is not that guy. 723 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:57,960 You know, I met Chris once, and I swear he didn't even mention you. 724 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,780 Makes me question if he understands what you're worth. 725 00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:07,540 I just want to protect you, you know. 726 00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:16,020 Who is this? 727 00:58:16,220 --> 00:58:17,220 Hey, Chris. 728 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,680 Hi, Jeff. 729 00:58:29,570 --> 00:58:32,350 Lost. It's polar bears. 730 00:58:32,870 --> 00:58:36,070 Yeah, these polar bears are going to fucking kill us, Chris. 731 00:58:36,450 --> 00:58:41,810 I know people look up to you, but let me be frank with you right now. This new 732 00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:43,430 material, it ain't cutting it. 733 00:58:43,730 --> 00:58:49,310 Jeff, we have something very special on the line. 734 00:58:50,830 --> 00:58:54,390 A real man on the inside kind of story. 735 00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,560 Sadier. 736 00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:11,580 Sadier! 737 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,780 Did you find him? 738 00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:17,320 What? The fish. 739 00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,240 Did you find him? The fish? 740 00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:20,900 Where's the fish? 741 00:59:22,180 --> 00:59:23,180 Come here. 742 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:25,140 Give me a hand. 743 00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:31,100 Andy's been throwing my fucking ass. I've been trawling bald feet all day. 744 00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:33,920 So I had him on the hook, right? 745 00:59:34,810 --> 00:59:38,950 Look, every time I tried to track him, okay, I kept getting blocked. 746 00:59:39,370 --> 00:59:46,050 So here, I need you to guarantee that he has to be extremely, extremely 747 00:59:46,050 --> 00:59:47,050 important. 748 00:59:47,790 --> 00:59:49,530 100%. This is big. 749 00:59:49,990 --> 00:59:50,990 The biggest. 750 00:59:51,990 --> 00:59:52,990 A whale. 751 00:59:53,110 --> 00:59:55,230 You think it's a whale? A whale, definitely. 752 00:59:57,050 --> 00:59:58,170 Okay, okay. 753 00:59:58,830 --> 00:59:59,830 I'm gonna need you out. 754 01:00:14,410 --> 01:00:16,550 We have to go there and be the bait. 755 01:00:16,990 --> 01:00:21,650 Because I can tell you one thing, he's not coming to the fucking Jersey Shore. 756 01:00:21,990 --> 01:00:27,610 You can't go over my head to relocate shoots, Chris. Do you realize what that 757 01:00:27,610 --> 01:00:32,250 communicates to the more? It makes me look like I don't know what I am doing. 758 01:00:32,790 --> 01:00:35,550 We have full docketed guys coming to the Jersey Shore. 759 01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:39,170 We have no plan. 760 01:00:39,610 --> 01:00:42,690 We are chasing man without a name. 761 01:00:44,109 --> 01:00:45,290 Guys, sorry to interrupt. 762 01:00:45,510 --> 01:00:48,810 Does the show cover snacks for the flight? I'd love to grab some gum if 763 01:00:48,810 --> 01:00:50,790 it's not too much of a thing. 764 01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:52,690 Yeah. 765 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:22,800 Do something big. 766 01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:24,300 Bigger than we lost. 767 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:27,080 I'm Stone Phillips, and this is Dateline NBC. 768 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:32,700 And Murphy, we've got more firepower to save himself. 769 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:35,340 And more cartons. 770 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:37,840 HandK MP5. 771 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,660 Grenade launcher, you name it. 772 01:01:41,860 --> 01:01:45,580 Many of us here serve together, Lord Desert Storm. 773 01:01:46,460 --> 01:01:48,440 I can assure you, Mr. Hansel. 774 01:01:49,390 --> 01:01:51,410 You're not going to find a police force with more oomph. 775 01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:56,970 Now, after this show airs on Wednesday night, no pervert will dare set foot in 776 01:01:56,970 --> 01:01:57,788 Murphy again. 777 01:01:57,790 --> 01:02:02,150 After we're done, this will be the safest town in America. 778 01:02:03,550 --> 01:02:04,750 Now, let's have some barbecue. 779 01:02:07,450 --> 01:02:08,399 Keep going. 780 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:12,440 It's nice to put the face with the face. I got to tell you, Austin, they don't 781 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,440 want to give us funding. 782 01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:17,540 This is really, really going to help us out a lot. Thank you so, so much. What's 783 01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:18,359 your name, Austin? 784 01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:19,360 Xavier. 785 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,800 Xavier. Yes. All right. You got a hot horse? 786 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:25,560 Xavier is Derpy's bro here. And Dan Plum. Dan Plum. 787 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:26,760 Dan Plum. 788 01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,940 It's an honor. All right. Honor's all mine. Now, what does that mean? 789 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:34,080 It's an industrial metal group called Nine Inch Nails. 790 01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:37,250 Gator! Bring the cup, she's got nine-inch nails on her. 791 01:02:37,970 --> 01:02:38,970 Hi, 792 01:02:39,170 --> 01:02:42,950 I am Andy Bender. I'm the producer, and it's so wonderful to be here. 793 01:02:43,230 --> 01:02:45,390 I really want to check out your equipment here. 794 01:02:45,710 --> 01:02:48,230 Oh, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm very curious about this. 795 01:02:48,450 --> 01:02:51,470 I'd love to meet, find a time to meet in private. I mean, this is really cool, my 796 01:02:51,470 --> 01:02:54,910 operation. Sure. It'd be really good if you could coordinate our... Yeah, let's 797 01:02:54,910 --> 01:02:55,910 coordinate. 798 01:02:56,050 --> 01:02:58,910 You can sound like a little boy. 799 01:02:59,390 --> 01:03:00,390 Hello, girl. 800 01:03:01,210 --> 01:03:04,010 You might know what they want me to be. I'm kind of a mirror. 801 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:24,400 The story of the man we'll meet next week is downright 802 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,400 bizarre. 803 01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:32,970 This potential predator walks into the house, takes off his clothes, and whips 804 01:03:32,970 --> 01:03:36,270 out a common dessert ingredient, much to the surprise of our decoy. 805 01:03:36,810 --> 01:03:40,390 Who, after this episode, may never order a hot fudge sundae again. 806 01:04:03,980 --> 01:04:04,499 What's up? 807 01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:06,040 I'm naked. 808 01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:07,600 We met on TV. 809 01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:11,540 I'm the pervert that showed you my penis. 810 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:13,660 And now I'm in prison. 811 01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:15,100 Please let me out. 812 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,240 It's me. It's Troy. Don't worry. 813 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:22,340 You saw my teaser. 814 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:28,560 Me and Amanda and fucking Silbo and Christian, Rajiv, we're all freaking 815 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,640 partying. We just watched it, man. 816 01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:33,260 What'd you think? Did you think I was good? 817 01:04:35,630 --> 01:04:39,590 I mean, yeah, it doesn't matter, right? 818 01:04:42,370 --> 01:04:43,730 What do you mean it doesn't matter? 819 01:04:46,230 --> 01:04:47,550 What kind of answer is that? 820 01:04:48,350 --> 01:04:52,470 Dude, I mean, like, here's the thing is that you were only on screen for like 0 821 01:04:52,470 --> 01:04:55,350 .1 seconds being all scared of a predator. 822 01:04:56,210 --> 01:04:57,590 Yeah, that's the character. 823 01:04:58,170 --> 01:05:00,610 That's the point. As your friend, I'm proud. 824 01:05:01,090 --> 01:05:04,670 But if I was a random viewer, I would think absolutely 0.0. 825 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:11,380 percent about you i mean dude here's the thing you were on tv i wish i was on tv 826 01:05:11,380 --> 01:05:17,160 that would be amazing maybe you're not on tv because you're a bad actor what'd 827 01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:19,800 you say i know you don't mean that shit dude 828 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,000 Okay. 829 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:57,980 Don't have to be afraid of the ball. 830 01:07:09,540 --> 01:07:11,400 It's weird seeing myself on TV. 831 01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:16,260 I think also my friends don't really understand. Sorry. 832 01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:18,120 I can get it. 833 01:07:18,460 --> 01:07:22,160 Sorry. My friends don't really understand what I'm doing here. 834 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:27,640 How could they understand, Dan? 835 01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:32,520 Here. 836 01:07:41,060 --> 01:07:42,480 I want you to have this. 837 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,740 I think it's a little big. 838 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,160 You'll grow into it. 839 01:07:51,140 --> 01:07:52,140 Close your eyes. 840 01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,680 It's 1996. 841 01:08:01,420 --> 01:08:02,660 You're in the palm of my hand. 842 01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:05,440 It's in India. 843 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,680 You're at a cottage bar. 844 01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:12,480 A few drinks in. 845 01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:17,180 Local approaches you and asks if you're covering missing children. 846 01:08:18,939 --> 01:08:22,060 You don't know what he's talking about, so he tells you. 847 01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:35,580 Across the southern state of India, children are disappearing at night. 848 01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:41,100 It's clinical. 849 01:08:42,740 --> 01:08:44,140 No village have been twice. 850 01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:46,220 No suspects. 851 01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:54,380 So the villagers start turning on each other and the lynching begins. 852 01:09:01,229 --> 01:09:05,890 The surrounding jungle, they find the children in bits. 853 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:08,130 Chris, can I open my eyes now? 854 01:09:08,370 --> 01:09:09,370 No, not yet. 855 01:09:10,069 --> 01:09:13,710 The authorities said it was wolves. 856 01:09:16,550 --> 01:09:17,890 But I found a witness. 857 01:09:19,609 --> 01:09:22,990 A young girl gave me that bracelet. 858 01:09:24,350 --> 01:09:25,729 She told me what she saw. 859 01:09:27,890 --> 01:09:28,890 The darkness. 860 01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:31,640 It cannot be understood. 861 01:09:31,859 --> 01:09:37,200 It exists outside of time and space. 862 01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:40,300 Not a man. 863 01:09:42,620 --> 01:09:43,660 A monster. 864 01:09:47,439 --> 01:09:48,760 No one believed this girl. 865 01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:50,680 But I did. 866 01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,340 So you can tell your friends. 867 01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:56,980 That is what we're doing. 868 01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,080 We're cleansing the world. 869 01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:02,040 of an ancient evil. 870 01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:06,700 And that evil reads for us in person. 871 01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:10,560 The whale. 872 01:10:11,460 --> 01:10:12,460 The whale. 873 01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:17,480 That he's an Indian guy. 874 01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:27,360 Chris Hansen. Chris. He was to be Chris. 875 01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:28,660 He's coming. 876 01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:29,820 We've got to move. 877 01:10:56,360 --> 01:11:00,280 Savior, look, I know that we were set to go tomorrow, and I know Toby's coming 878 01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:03,880 now, but listen, my hands are tied. I've got four zombies in the living room. 879 01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:06,260 Three zombies. 880 01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:07,480 God damn it. 881 01:11:07,660 --> 01:11:08,660 Well, 882 01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:09,960 you can have him. 883 01:11:10,180 --> 01:11:13,160 You too. I need you both on keyboards, and anyone that you have coming 884 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:14,520 tomorrow. Everybody, 885 01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:16,680 position! 886 01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:18,360 Raise your ground! 887 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,100 Wait, is this him? 888 01:11:27,019 --> 01:11:28,420 Well, you need to know this. 889 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:30,660 Yeah, 890 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:32,080 I need to know. 891 01:12:00,660 --> 01:12:01,700 Enhance the car. 892 01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:06,160 Enhance. Drive telecoms to get in position. 893 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:07,599 Got it. 894 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,280 Fuck, it's fucking grainy. 895 01:12:10,940 --> 01:12:12,320 It's not getting out. 896 01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:15,260 Are they in or are they out? 897 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:19,340 You have one new message. 898 01:12:20,580 --> 01:12:21,580 Hey, Chris. 899 01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:24,200 I'm getting the feeling you're ignoring me. 900 01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:27,260 Listen here, champ. 901 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:29,680 I need sources. 902 01:12:55,210 --> 01:12:57,210 Does anybody hear me? I don't understand 903 01:13:26,529 --> 01:13:31,250 Do you know how much money this is costing every fucking second? You don't. 904 01:13:31,250 --> 01:13:34,810 Because I do the budget. You don't do my job. I do it. 905 01:13:36,350 --> 01:13:39,710 What happened? 906 01:13:58,120 --> 01:13:59,120 They know we're here. 907 01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:01,920 How the hell is this possible? 908 01:14:02,540 --> 01:14:04,420 Hackers. That doesn't make fucking sense. 909 01:14:04,660 --> 01:14:07,360 The human report is beyond our control here. Okay, we need to change houses. 910 01:14:08,260 --> 01:14:09,260 Hey. 911 01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:15,920 Chris? 912 01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:17,860 We need to change houses. 913 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:22,500 We're not leaving. 914 01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:27,400 Well, Chris, no one will come to this house. 915 01:14:28,060 --> 01:14:32,840 If they know that we are here and we are also over 100K in the hole. 916 01:14:33,380 --> 01:14:34,760 It's not about money for me. 917 01:14:35,060 --> 01:14:38,020 It is about money. What are you doing? Where are we going? 918 01:14:38,260 --> 01:14:39,260 What are you doing? 919 01:14:39,460 --> 01:14:40,460 Chris? 920 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:42,400 I'm not leaving until the whale comes. 921 01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:44,300 No, no. 922 01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:46,960 Wait. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 923 01:14:47,220 --> 01:14:48,220 Chris? 924 01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:49,540 We're not leaving. 925 01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:56,840 I swear to fucking God that if you do not get your shit, 926 01:14:57,550 --> 01:15:01,990 Together, I will call the network, motherfucker. 927 01:15:04,610 --> 01:15:07,710 Hey! Can you hear me? 928 01:15:08,110 --> 01:15:11,610 Do you understand what I am saying to you? 929 01:15:12,330 --> 01:15:14,650 I am pulling the plug. 930 01:16:03,070 --> 01:16:04,670 Pretty nice place you got here. 931 01:16:04,910 --> 01:16:05,910 Yeah. 932 01:16:08,270 --> 01:16:09,270 So what's up? 933 01:16:10,590 --> 01:16:12,670 Nothing. Did you bring the razors? 934 01:16:12,890 --> 01:16:13,890 Sure did. 935 01:16:14,410 --> 01:16:15,590 What did you want to do with them? 936 01:16:16,130 --> 01:16:17,670 I was kind of confused. 937 01:16:19,830 --> 01:16:20,890 I'll show you later. 938 01:16:24,650 --> 01:16:26,590 You probably go to a lot of boys' homes, huh? 939 01:16:27,330 --> 01:16:28,330 Nah. 940 01:16:29,550 --> 01:16:31,510 Don't even get out of the house much. 941 01:16:32,460 --> 01:16:38,980 Barely make it off the computer You 942 01:16:38,980 --> 01:16:45,580 said 943 01:16:45,580 --> 01:16:58,200 I 944 01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:01,260 wish I could hug you 945 01:17:02,150 --> 01:17:03,290 That'd be nice. 946 01:17:04,170 --> 01:17:07,910 Why are you reading this? Then you said, can I be your first? 947 01:17:10,090 --> 01:17:11,090 That's sex. 948 01:17:11,930 --> 01:17:14,970 I mean, if that's what you wanted to do. 949 01:17:22,270 --> 01:17:23,970 What in the world are you doing here? 950 01:17:25,690 --> 01:17:27,790 I'm just hanging out with you men. 951 01:17:28,110 --> 01:17:29,110 Hanging out? 952 01:17:29,650 --> 01:17:30,870 With a 13-year-old? 953 01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:33,640 Look, I'm just going to leave. 954 01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:38,240 Well, if you want to leave, you're free to go. But before you do, you should 955 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:39,240 know I'm not 13. 956 01:17:39,940 --> 01:17:40,940 I'm 23. 957 01:17:41,020 --> 01:17:42,540 My real name is Dan Plum. 958 01:17:43,300 --> 01:17:44,380 And you're on TV. 959 01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,800 Whoa. What are you saying? 960 01:17:48,380 --> 01:17:51,620 I don't want to be on TV. I'm a professionally trained actor. 961 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:56,680 And I'm helping tell a story on bad guys who try to meet kids online. 962 01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,660 And I hope you remember my face. 963 01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:05,740 as the face that you saw 964 01:18:05,740 --> 01:18:10,500 when everything changed. 965 01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:15,420 I'm just gonna go. 966 01:18:53,260 --> 01:18:59,900 You know, in the old days, when people would act so 967 01:18:59,900 --> 01:19:04,940 depraved, they'd drag you down to the town square, 968 01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:10,720 tie you to a post, and whip you 969 01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:14,200 for all to see. 970 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:21,760 There used to be a pillory in every civilized town. 971 01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:28,200 Now there's television in every home. 972 01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:32,020 And I'm on it. 973 01:19:35,620 --> 01:19:36,840 So are you, Deb. 974 01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:43,640 Hi, Patty. 975 01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:45,240 It's Andy. 976 01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:51,860 Um... Gosh, I keep asking myself, what am I doing? 977 01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:54,400 Which I guess... 978 01:19:55,400 --> 01:20:01,200 is a variant of what would you do? So I think that this is a good sign. 979 01:20:04,660 --> 01:20:09,100 Mr. Quinones would be curious about how we mesh. 980 01:20:16,740 --> 01:20:23,380 And I'm hoping, you know, if he really is a nice guy, hey, maybe it'll rub off 981 01:20:23,380 --> 01:20:24,380 on me. 982 01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:49,840 He inquires and writes a story about me. 983 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:53,500 I'm not worried. 984 01:20:55,780 --> 01:20:56,800 I can face it. 985 01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,620 We just need to get him. 986 01:21:01,300 --> 01:21:02,420 How old is she? 987 01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:09,880 She's 30. 988 01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:18,300 We can't let him get away. 989 01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:28,760 All I need is for you to believe. 990 01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:34,720 I'm done. 991 01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:41,580 The will is come. 992 01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:04,960 I think that's him. 993 01:22:05,180 --> 01:22:07,780 I think it's pulled from the AandM Biomajors profile. 994 01:22:10,580 --> 01:22:11,580 He's randy. 995 01:22:12,220 --> 01:22:14,980 He's doing more in a night than he is in a week. 996 01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:04,280 Holy fuck! 997 01:23:04,900 --> 01:23:07,140 He couldn't resist me. Look it up! 998 01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:15,800 Who am 999 01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:26,000 I? 1000 01:24:02,799 --> 01:24:04,940 Hey Will, it's Luke. 1001 01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:09,060 Why don't you pick up and we can talk more? 1002 01:24:09,900 --> 01:24:15,080 I'm in town for one more day to see my aunt and 1003 01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:18,000 she's going to be gone for the night. 1004 01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:21,660 So try me back. 1005 01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:23,960 Hey, Cortland. 1006 01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:26,860 Yeah, Mr. Conner. Good morning. It is. 1007 01:24:27,060 --> 01:24:28,440 I still got that burger. 1008 01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:29,880 Do you know where to find me? 1009 01:24:30,580 --> 01:24:31,580 I do. 1010 01:24:32,460 --> 01:24:37,160 Now, as district attorney, I've seen all sorts of horrible behavior. 1011 01:24:38,100 --> 01:24:43,040 And I understand how people can see criminals as other than human. 1012 01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:50,600 Despite the child endangerment we've substantiated, the defendant here is not 1013 01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:51,660 a monster. 1014 01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:53,680 He's a man. 1015 01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:58,460 But he has brought a disease to our community. 1016 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:01,800 And by putting this man away, we send a message. 1017 01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:07,020 A message that we like our slice of Texas just how it is. 1018 01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:10,180 And we intend to keep it that way. 1019 01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:36,700 Could I feel your cock? 1020 01:25:38,540 --> 01:25:39,800 How thick are you? 1021 01:25:44,180 --> 01:25:45,520 I like younger. 1022 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,660 Are you going to fuck me? 1023 01:25:51,020 --> 01:25:52,920 Do I get to fuck you too? 1024 01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:57,360 Do you like to kiss? 1025 01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:00,160 Cuddle? 1026 01:26:02,420 --> 01:26:03,860 Did you cum a lot? 1027 01:26:04,390 --> 01:26:07,210 When you J slash O question mark. 1028 01:26:08,350 --> 01:26:09,910 He's back. He's back. 1029 01:26:16,830 --> 01:26:17,830 Hey, 1030 01:26:18,790 --> 01:26:19,790 man, I'm sorry. 1031 01:26:21,550 --> 01:26:23,850 That sucked, man. That wasn't cool. 1032 01:26:44,620 --> 01:26:45,620 Amen. 1033 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:23,280 Are you coming over? 1034 01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:26,200 I'm thinking about it. 1035 01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:28,320 You haven't left yet? 1036 01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:30,040 No. 1037 01:27:30,360 --> 01:27:32,080 Well, are you coming over or not? 1038 01:27:33,580 --> 01:27:37,000 Well, a little later. 1039 01:27:39,820 --> 01:27:41,040 What do you want to do? 1040 01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:42,700 What do you like? 1041 01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:47,940 I like musicals. 1042 01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:53,700 Maybe we could watch one and hang out. 1043 01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:55,600 That would be nice. 1044 01:27:56,440 --> 01:27:59,440 Have you ever tried Vegemite? 1045 01:28:02,180 --> 01:28:03,180 What's that? 1046 01:28:04,380 --> 01:28:06,920 Have you ever been to Australia? 1047 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,000 Uh-uh. 1048 01:28:09,180 --> 01:28:13,280 Well, I just love it. 1049 01:28:14,160 --> 01:28:17,300 I've seen the most beautiful things in my life there. 1050 01:28:18,860 --> 01:28:20,400 The kangaroos. 1051 01:28:27,240 --> 01:28:28,240 That's cool. 1052 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,740 Hey, anyway, I get hard like super easy. 1053 01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:34,140 Why don't you come over and make it hard? 1054 01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:43,340 I, uh... I gotta go. 1055 01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:48,720 I worked with that DA for ten years. 1056 01:28:49,260 --> 01:28:50,460 Met my wife. 1057 01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:52,620 Met my kids. 1058 01:28:54,340 --> 01:28:55,340 Christ. 1059 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,200 I need to 1060 01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:19,740 put 1061 01:29:19,740 --> 01:29:21,040 him on television. 1062 01:29:21,820 --> 01:29:23,520 I need to put his head on a stick. 1063 01:29:24,540 --> 01:29:27,200 We're going to him. Yes. Don't do that. 1064 01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:30,530 They come to us. I think we need to stick to protocol. Aye, yo. 1065 01:29:31,510 --> 01:29:32,990 All this information's disappearing. 1066 01:29:33,910 --> 01:29:34,910 Begin again. 1067 01:29:35,050 --> 01:29:36,050 Goodbye, space. 1068 01:29:36,670 --> 01:29:37,970 Protocol, protocol, protocol. 1069 01:29:38,310 --> 01:29:39,310 Fuck, roll call. 1070 01:29:39,950 --> 01:29:40,950 Andy. 1071 01:29:41,530 --> 01:29:43,730 Authority, we should really do this by the book. 1072 01:29:44,430 --> 01:29:45,430 By the book? 1073 01:29:47,190 --> 01:29:48,190 I need you. 1074 01:29:49,290 --> 01:29:50,850 We need you. 1075 01:29:51,330 --> 01:29:55,290 If we're going up against this man, we have to die our lives. We don't have 1076 01:29:55,290 --> 01:29:56,330 that kind of time. 1077 01:29:57,450 --> 01:30:04,170 While we stand here dawdling, he will erase his tracks if we 1078 01:30:04,170 --> 01:30:05,270 don't get him today. 1079 01:30:06,730 --> 01:30:12,970 And then we'll lose him forever. 1080 01:30:29,740 --> 01:30:32,180 You are part of a story much bigger than yourselves. 1081 01:30:36,020 --> 01:30:38,400 Remember, we're here to make a statement. 1082 01:30:39,340 --> 01:30:40,800 Vito's are not allowed in Texas. 1083 01:30:44,420 --> 01:30:50,420 If you see the camera, all you have to do is catch us in front of it. 1084 01:30:59,230 --> 01:31:00,230 Thank you for your service. Thank you. 1085 01:31:00,670 --> 01:31:01,670 Mary. 1086 01:31:02,690 --> 01:31:04,130 Mary. Thank you. 1087 01:31:05,450 --> 01:31:06,450 Thank you. Mary. 1088 01:31:08,010 --> 01:31:09,010 Mary. 1089 01:31:12,970 --> 01:31:13,970 Mary. 1090 01:31:14,230 --> 01:31:15,230 Hi. 1091 01:31:17,130 --> 01:31:18,770 I'm coming home tomorrow. 1092 01:31:19,690 --> 01:31:22,590 Yes. And I'll be there for Thanksgiving. 1093 01:31:23,390 --> 01:31:25,150 Chris, they have photos of you. 1094 01:31:35,910 --> 01:31:36,950 That's a hatchet job. 1095 01:31:37,170 --> 01:31:39,770 There's no one going to be on national news. 1096 01:31:41,990 --> 01:31:42,990 It's a part of the course. 1097 01:31:46,230 --> 01:31:47,970 You're going to be so proud of me, Mary. 1098 01:31:52,150 --> 01:31:53,150 I love you, Mary. 1099 01:31:56,870 --> 01:31:57,870 Love the boys. 1100 01:31:59,410 --> 01:32:00,410 Hey, Chris? 1101 01:32:02,030 --> 01:32:03,030 Chris, excuse me. 1102 01:32:03,390 --> 01:32:05,130 Can we get a photo real quick? 1103 01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:08,400 Awesome. 1104 01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:10,560 Thanks, man. 1105 01:32:10,940 --> 01:32:11,940 I'm a big fan. 1106 01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:15,320 You're doing the Lord's work. You know that, right? 1107 01:32:17,640 --> 01:32:18,660 All right. 1108 01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:20,019 Big smiles. 1109 01:32:20,020 --> 01:32:21,460 Big smiles, Melvin. Big smiles. 1110 01:33:02,580 --> 01:33:05,380 I mean, 1111 01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:12,420 how am I going to get my fucking interview? 1112 01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:26,640 Patty, hi. 1113 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:28,880 Violet got an offer not for you. 1114 01:33:29,140 --> 01:33:30,660 Sorry, I didn't hear you that well. 1115 01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:34,300 We are so slow, except for it. Yeah. 1116 01:33:34,580 --> 01:33:37,260 Like, coming to the cool door. I was thinking about it. 1117 01:33:37,940 --> 01:33:42,940 And, uh... I don't want to. 1118 01:33:43,680 --> 01:33:45,300 Sorry? What do you mean? 1119 01:33:45,680 --> 01:33:46,800 No, I don't want to. 1120 01:33:47,460 --> 01:33:48,480 Oh, God, Andy. 1121 01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:50,840 I stuck my neck out for you. 1122 01:33:51,160 --> 01:33:52,880 Well, I'm sorry if I wasted your time. 1123 01:33:53,380 --> 01:33:54,540 Why don't you take a week? 1124 01:33:56,170 --> 01:33:57,690 Thank you. 1125 01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:27,160 I just need you to talk to him. 1126 01:34:29,060 --> 01:34:30,060 Get him outside. 1127 01:34:31,240 --> 01:34:32,300 I'll get the interview. 1128 01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:35,020 Don't be a part of television history. 1129 01:34:39,480 --> 01:34:40,780 I can't go out there. 1130 01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:48,280 You're either with me or you're with him. 1131 01:35:01,740 --> 01:35:02,740 I'm gonna be a bad person. 1132 01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:13,860 Son, your definition of bad and 1133 01:35:13,860 --> 01:35:19,100 my definition of bad are vastly different. 1134 01:36:11,280 --> 01:36:12,780 I know you're in there. 1135 01:36:15,740 --> 01:36:16,760 Just come outside. 1136 01:36:17,980 --> 01:36:19,840 It'll be safer if you come outside. 1137 01:36:21,560 --> 01:36:26,180 I just... I just want to watch musicals with you. 1138 01:36:27,640 --> 01:36:28,640 Yeah, I know. 1139 01:36:36,120 --> 01:36:37,580 Which one was it again? 1140 01:36:40,480 --> 01:36:41,480 Ren. 1141 01:36:43,800 --> 01:36:46,860 I think I'm in the minority of people who actually think that... 1142 01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:48,900 Film is better than the stage production. 1143 01:37:20,210 --> 01:37:26,130 525,600 minutes. 1144 01:37:29,170 --> 01:37:33,470 525,000 moments so dear. 1145 01:37:36,970 --> 01:37:41,490 525,600 minutes. 1146 01:37:47,310 --> 01:37:53,590 measure a year in daylight in 1147 01:37:53,590 --> 01:38:00,550 sunsets in midnights and cups of coffee in inches 1148 01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:45,940 I think I can make this work. 1149 01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:07,220 What would have happened if I wasn't here? 1150 01:41:09,580 --> 01:41:14,200 Hey, sorry, are you, uh, Daniel Plum? 1151 01:41:17,020 --> 01:41:18,620 Aw, man, I think I have your mail. 1152 01:41:19,440 --> 01:41:23,120 Yeah, I'm, uh, two and a half, not two and a quarter. 1153 01:41:24,070 --> 01:41:27,750 Yeah, thanks. Thank you. No worries. No worries. Here you go. You know, at this 1154 01:41:27,750 --> 01:41:31,010 point, I swear, you should just, like, put my name down on the mail because the 1155 01:41:31,010 --> 01:41:34,730 last three tenants who have lived here, I've gotten all of their mail. It's 1156 01:41:34,730 --> 01:41:39,590 insane, dude. Okay. It's like no matter what I do, I cannot get them to stop 1157 01:41:39,590 --> 01:41:44,590 putting it in my box. And it says 202 and a quarter, and they're still doing 1158 01:41:44,590 --> 01:41:45,630 it. You know what I mean? Right. 1159 01:41:45,910 --> 01:41:48,490 Oh, you know what? I have another package. I'll grab it for you, okay? 1160 01:42:24,810 --> 01:42:25,810 All right, brother man. 1161 01:42:26,910 --> 01:42:27,910 There you go. 1162 01:42:28,550 --> 01:42:31,110 Overnight priority, Mr. Fancy Pants. 1163 01:42:31,790 --> 01:42:32,850 Hey, what's in the box? 1164 01:42:33,710 --> 01:42:35,190 What's in the box? 1165 01:42:36,690 --> 01:42:38,410 Oh, shit. Are you an actor? 1166 01:42:39,650 --> 01:42:41,250 You, uh, you an actor?