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As you know you undress me.

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I undress you, I will undress you.

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I will undress you, you'll undress me.

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I will undress you, you'll undress me.

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For a virgin.

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For a virgin.

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For a virgin to have sex.

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For a virgin to have sex to her it's.

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why the hell do you it's a extra lubricant

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lubricant.

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you see how this looks, right ?

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I'm sorry, morning tutors rush again, it's starting a little earlier.

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How early?

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Five minutes.

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We'll be at the house in two minutes.

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Tell me five fucking minutes.

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I will never say it.

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Why aren't you downstairs at your station?

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I'm not.

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Break it.

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Let's go.

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Car, car, car.

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Big phone call to 87099.

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Really?

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Really?

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I'm down the driveway.

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There he is.

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All right.

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He's not getting out of the car.

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Mitchell, they have a camera, too.

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Come on.

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Is this the Marine?

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Yeah.

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Get your positions.

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Hey, what's up?

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Hey, how are you today?

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Come on in.

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I just gotta put some stuff in the wash real quick.

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Okay.

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I made some cookies out of the counter.

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They're sweet tea too.

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I'm excited by the way.

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Are you sure your parents are at home?

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I'm sure.

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Did you bring any beer?

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You say you baked these?

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Yeah.

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Did you bring any of that stuff we talked about?

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Yeah, I have a bunch of beer in the car.

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But I brought the car notes.

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Big night plan.

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How you doing?

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Good.

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Who are you?

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Grab that.

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You should have a seat right there.

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I'm just here to meet her.

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Who?

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Your daughter.

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My daughter?

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Who makes you think it's my daughter?

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Please, sir.

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I'm divorced.

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I just got divorced.

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I will undress you.

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And you will undress me.

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For a virgin to have sex, it hurts.

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I need that reason.

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Why, why, why?

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It's an extra.

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It's an extra.

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I have a little girl at home.

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She sent me over to her here.

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To the house of a 13-year-old girl.

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I was just talking.

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It's just Chad.

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It's not just Chad, though, is it?

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You see how this looks, right?

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What would have happened if I was Chad?

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I don't want any of this for you.

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But at the end of the day, a man must be held accountable for the decisions he makes.

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Don't you agree?

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I'm glad.

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What do you think should have happened to you?

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I didn't let it turn to him.

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He said I wasn't going to let it happen to me.

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That's not up to me.

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You're ready to go, man.

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Do you want to tell me?

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Well, there's something you should know.

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I'm Chris Hansen, with Dayline NBC.

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And we're doing a story on adults who try to make teens online.

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Please don't do this.

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Don't do this, please.

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Please, please.

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I never said she was going to make it.

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You don't know which segments will air.

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And I'm going to need to ask you to leave.

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Okay, let's do that.

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State your name.

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Okay.

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Uh, hello.

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My name is Dan Plum.

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I'm...

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Directly to camera.

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To camera.

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Go.

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Take two.

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Take two.

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Okay.

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Hello.

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My name is Dan Plum.

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I'm non-union, and I'm not currently represented at this time.

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Although it's mentioned on my resume, I'd like to highlight I recently completed a commercial.

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Or a national commercial, rather, for Toys R Us.

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Which was originally a background part, but became a speaking part.

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So I'm very excited about that.

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525,600 minutes.

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525,000 moments so dear.

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525,600 minutes.

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How do you measure, measure a year?

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In daylight...

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Okay, that's enough.

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Do you know what you're auditioning for?

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Is it the speaking part?

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Speaking part?

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Five freaking grand per shoot.

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For, like, three shoots?

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Five grand?

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That's crazy.

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But there's no, like, scene or anything?

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I don't, I think it's largely improvisational.

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The face, you just put your jaw forward.

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Can you do it now?

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Oh, yeah.

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Would you?

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I thank God every single day for Inside the Actors Studio.

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It made me realize that what we do is a craft.

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Like whittling, or surgery.

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Wait, so what's the type of role?

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You call him a child?

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Could be, he's young, he's 13.

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That's good.

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Sorry, you didn't even care to know.

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How do you produce the voice?

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It comes out.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Hey.

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Oh my gosh, hey.

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It's so good to see you.

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I like soccer.

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I'm a soccer player.

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Does it sound like I'm strained, or does that feel like a loop?

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We really do have to pin down that.

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If you want to do this part justice, you've got to have your body looking right.

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You need to stay in your lane, okay?

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What do you mean, what's my lane?

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Like, nubile.

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Hairless.

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Boy-man.

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I don't think that's it.

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That's you, man.

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That's your lane.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Yeah, it's you.

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Chris Hammond, right?

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Yes.

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I knew it.

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Thank you.

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They double booked me.

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I started racing hell, and they changed to a first class ticket.

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Now, who am I to turn down three Skybarks?

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Lucky you.

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It is so cool to meet a real celebrity.

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What you're doing matters.

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Like, really fucking matters.

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Thank you so much.

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I appreciate that.

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I hope they're treating you right.

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I hope you're making a billion dollars a year.

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I hope they're giving you everything you want.

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Cheers.

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Cheers.

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You know, at first, no one at the network wanted to listen to us.

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And they said, how do I promote this?

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How do I promote this?

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And I went to the network, and I said, I'll tell you how to promote it.

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There's a man with his penis in his hand.

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And he's on your porch.

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And he wants to stick it in your daughter.

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Tonight, I'm going to tell you how to make that not happen.

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Right?

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Yes.

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And they just said, okay.

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Greenlit.

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That's what it's about, right?

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It is.

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That's the entertainment industry.

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You gotta tell them how to sell it.

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It's not just about making a show.

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Chris, if I was you, I'd just fucking kill those guys.

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Beat the living shit out of them.

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Bare hands.

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I don't think that would fly on NBC.

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Don't you ever just want to bleed them?

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Well, I think.

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Maybe what I do is a little worse.

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All right, then.

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Don't lose it!

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Iraq veterans, all apologies now.

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But this is the same man saying things to a girl he thought was 13.

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Look, we can take a shower together.

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I will undress you, and you will undress me, okay?

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Little did he know, he was chatting with an adult man.

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Xavier Von Erg, the co-founder of the vigilante group Perverted Justice, whose mission is exposing internet predators.

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I just gotta go floss.

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I have something stuck in my teeth.

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This is Del Harvey, one of our decoys.

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She can act like a teensy 13-year-old girl.

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You're so funny.

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Or she can put a ball cap on and pose as a boy.

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Do you know the thing about skateboarding?

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I just whacked my toe on the master.

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I'll be right down.

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I've worked a lot with victims of sexual abuse.

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I sort of see what I do here as a form of activism.

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One year since our first investigation, this national epidemic keeps on growing.

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How old are you?

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35.

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Wanna try again?

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When we come back, Hey, come on in!

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the parade of men begins.

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And some of them come bearing gifts.

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I brought the condos, too, of course.

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That's great.

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Of course.

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Come in.

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Get closer in on his floors.

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When these guys, they see me emerge, their noses flare.

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And I think it would be fascinating for an audience to experience that as well.

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Let's try that again one more time.

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When we come back, the parade of men begins.

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And some of them come bearing gifts.

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It's time.

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Okay, let's try that again.

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When we come back, the parade of men begins.

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And some of them come bearing gifts.

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That was great.

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I loved it.

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That's the one.

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Okay, just one more time.

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the parade of men begins.

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And some of them come bearing gifts.

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Very nice.

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Mark that change.

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We gotta go.

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We gotta go.

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All right, thank you.

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Thank you so much.

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Great work.

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God, thanks to this fucking Mike Wallace.

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This place is so sick.

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I have no judgment.

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I'm sorry, but not on this judgment.

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From behind an opaque screen, I'm Stone Phillips with Keyline NBC.

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Oh, I forgot something.

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Fucking shit.

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I told you you can't call me at work.

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You never want to see me again?

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Absolutely not.

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What?

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Because you said you loved me.

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No, I'm not talking to you.

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I'm in a meeting.

280
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You're not in a goddamn meeting, and I need your information.

281
00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:44,190
If you don't see me, then I'm telling your wife.

282
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:45,530
My mom.

283
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,040
Yup, how do you service this?

284
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,100
Hello, this is Chris Hansen with Keyline NBC.

285
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:59,840
The machine has just stolen from me.

286
00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:05,119
Good to see you.

287
00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:05,859
Apologies.

288
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,720
Apologies for the delay.

289
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:08,800
It's okay.

290
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,540
We were supposed to start a few minutes ago, but it's okay.

291
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,839
Have a seat and try a cookie.

292
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:20,460
So look, I don't know how else to say this, but I don't really like your show.

293
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,680
I don't really understand it.

294
00:17:23,339 --> 00:17:24,599
I don't really believe in it.

295
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,240
But America loves it.

296
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:29,360
Television's changing.

297
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,140
Seinfeld gone.

298
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:32,560
Friends gone.

299
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,220
We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars into beautiful scripted shows.

300
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,120
The audience just isn't there.

301
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,060
They're not watching.

302
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,920
Right now, your show has a special connection with the audience.

303
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,300
Every one of our competitors is trying to copy it.

304
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,420
ABC will have a functioning facsimile in less than a minute.

305
00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:51,520
So I need to know with you.

306
00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:56,340
It's time that you all play with the big boys.

307
00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:59,600
What do we got on Thursday nights?

308
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,840
My name is Earl.

309
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,540
No, Bump Joey.

310
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,660
I'm not bumping Joey.

311
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,040
Let me see.

312
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,000
Friday Night Live is not my favorite show.

313
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:11,280
Carole 10, SV, and Dick Wolf.

314
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:12,820
Dick's a loser in reality.

315
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:15,720
Oh, I got it.

316
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,560
We're taking on...

317
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:19,900
Lost.

318
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:20,820
Lost.

319
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:21,500
Lost.

320
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,000
Lost is on.

321
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:27,720
At the same time, it's Lost vs.

322
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:28,000
Them.

323
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,540
And we can kill them.

324
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,280
But we're gonna need a lot more of those.

325
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,140
You're not gonna believe who's coming.

326
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,760
High-impact predators.

327
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:36,480
Yeah.

328
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:37,700
Can you do that?

329
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,160
Yes, I can.

330
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:43,860
Schoolgirl.

331
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:45,520
Such eyes.

332
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,480
Yeah, pizza's my favorite.

333
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:49,640
This thing.

334
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,500
Pepperoni.

335
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:51,800
That thing.

336
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,660
You've seen it all before.

337
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,540
That's old predator.

338
00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:57,580
Oh, you're fine.

339
00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,720
God, you are so pretty.

340
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,260
Mom, you're so sweet.

341
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,080
And we need the spectacular.

342
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:07,240
The best of the best.

343
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,680
Among Whales.

344
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:10,760
All right, this guy's good.

345
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,480
Crazy Frog 73.

346
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,560
He wants us to cover him with whipped cream.

347
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:21,440
And he wants to watch Richie have sex with a cat.

348
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,360
I'll take you to the new scheduled advertiser next week.

349
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:26,980
Come again?

350
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:27,900
The Catcher Predator.

351
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,580
Wednesdays, 9 p.m. Prime time.

352
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,660
Oh, my God.

353
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:35,520
Chris.

354
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:37,180
I always knew it would happen.

355
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,640
I always knew we were gonna do this.

356
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,660
So we need to, um...

357
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,460
How will we, um...

358
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,060
Hide and patch predators?

359
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:46,880
It's like we can hold auditions.

360
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,260
We're kind of at the mercy of...

361
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:50,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

362
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:51,260
I believe in you.

363
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,820
We're gonna find them.

364
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,300
We're gonna be big and lost.

365
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,320
We're gonna be big and lost!

366
00:19:58,660 --> 00:19:59,620
Breaking news.

367
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,640
I'm Stone Phillips.

368
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,700
Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC.

369
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,340
Great job.

370
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,500
I could never do what you do.

371
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,240
Good to see you, Stone.

372
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,360
It's thrilling.

373
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,780
I'll be watching from Afghanistan.

374
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:17,820
Thank you.

375
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,140
Hey, bud.

376
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:08,610
I'm gonna show you boys something.

377
00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:16,730
Hey, what's up?

378
00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:17,510
Hey.

379
00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:18,230
Come on in.

380
00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:21,070
Are you sure your parents are at home?

381
00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:22,650
Are you sure?

382
00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:25,430
I have a bunch of beer in the car.

383
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,790
But I brought the condoms.

384
00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:29,470
Big night plan.

385
00:21:31,730 --> 00:21:33,050
Why don't you have a seat right there?

386
00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:36,990
They're gonna put me on primetime.

387
00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:40,810
You boys know what that is?

388
00:21:42,190 --> 00:21:42,590
What?

389
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:42,710
What?

390
00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:51,610
That's the time when the most amount of people tune in to watch a program.

391
00:21:54,910 --> 00:21:55,990
That's cool.

392
00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:58,830
Yeah.

393
00:22:13,690 --> 00:22:14,290
Hi.

394
00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:17,610
I didn't hear you come in.

395
00:22:18,810 --> 00:22:20,410
Did you wake them?

396
00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:26,790
No, I was just reviewing the new edit and they walked in.

397
00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:30,910
I'm glad they saw you.

398
00:22:32,030 --> 00:22:34,590
Please, please, please.

399
00:22:34,850 --> 00:22:36,430
Don't put this on TV, please.

400
00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:44,030
Eric, I need to say something or my head is gonna explode.

401
00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:52,170
I know that you didn't know what kind of man I am.

402
00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:57,550
I'm not upstanding in all the ways you thought I would be when we're married.

403
00:22:58,370 --> 00:23:06,300
But I just want to say that here and now, I

404
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:12,060
am guilty of everything you accuse me of.

405
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:17,160
The one thing I'm not guilty of is falling out of love with you.

406
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:28,560
And I promise when I return, I will be the man you married.

407
00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:54,350
You owe me the show to prime time.

408
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:24,720
Hello?

409
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,460
Hello, Mr. Plum.

410
00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:30,820
We have an extra large-style dildo for you downstairs.

411
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,820
If you could come and get it as soon as possible, that would be amazing.

412
00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:36,860
It's me.

413
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:37,340
It's Troy.

414
00:24:37,540 --> 00:24:38,060
Hey, Troy.

415
00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:39,220
Dude, what's the room like?

416
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:41,920
It's awesome.

417
00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:45,000
I have not one, but two beds.

418
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:51,000
And they have these cool towel things and a view of this cool...

419
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,840
Have you drunk tea yet?

420
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:56,700
I'm just kidding, man.

421
00:24:57,220 --> 00:24:58,040
Do you have a coffee machine?

422
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:00,340
Yeah.

423
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,880
Does it have little packets of coffee and sugar and cream?

424
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:05,780
Yeah, why?

425
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,080
Dude, that's amazing.

426
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,200
I wish that was me, man.

427
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:11,960
I'll just say that.

428
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:14,800
You're the king of Fort Myers, man.

429
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:36,740
You know what would be a huge turn-on for me?

430
00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:42,060
You know what would be a huge turn-on for me?

431
00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:56,120
You stick one thing in your mouth.

432
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,620
Yeah, I promise.

433
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:01,500
Take care!

434
00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:12,320
Is this for a lying child or an adult thinking about fucking a child?

435
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:13,980
Is this for you?

436
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:15,780
It's so obviously...

437
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:19,520
Did you sanction this?

438
00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:20,960
Mark, come on.

439
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:21,900
It's on our merch site.

440
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:23,700
What is a merch site?

441
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,620
If this doesn't get taken down, I'm not going out there.

442
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:31,500
It's just a song.

443
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:32,620
Eddie!

444
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,740
No, no, no, no.

445
00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:42,840
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

446
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:43,840
What are you two doing?

447
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:44,380
What is this?

448
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,480
I'm not going out there until this gets taken down.

449
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,960
I need you today.

450
00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:49,120
Our new decoy did not show up.

451
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,180
This is on our website.

452
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,760
You don't need to see me because we need you to bind up.

453
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,140
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

454
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,200
Whoa!

455
00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:58,140
Who the fuck are you?

456
00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:00,500
Hi.

457
00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:01,500
Hi.

458
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:02,840
What are you wearing?

459
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,020
What are you wearing?

460
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:04,880
I, uh...

461
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,420
You need to show me.

462
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,420
I have to show you.

463
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,100
Uh, coffee, tea, and slime trunks?

464
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,880
Okay, Dan.

465
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,120
Hey, Dan.

466
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:17,080
So you are playing a 13-year-old named Peter.

467
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:17,660
I'm Peter.

468
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,520
And you have been chatting with this man of mine.

469
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:22,080
Okay.

470
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,880
And he likes cats.

471
00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:26,240
He is a sweet dude.

472
00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:36,120
All you need to do is get into the kitchen island, and then Chris will come in, and you will go

473
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:36,960
out.

474
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,320
Jesus, what are you doing?

475
00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:41,500
Okay, puka shell, puka shell, puka shell.

476
00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:42,800
No puka shell?

477
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,000
Okay, Dan.

478
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,760
Do you understand?

479
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,100
Is there maybe time for a rehearsal?

480
00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:55,420
We're getting straight to rehearsal.

481
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:26,120
Come in.

482
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,160
Peter?

483
00:28:36,630 --> 00:28:37,510
Is that you?

484
00:28:39,130 --> 00:28:39,890
Hi.

485
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:42,730
Yeah, it's me.

486
00:28:44,010 --> 00:28:44,970
You look different.

487
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:49,680
Way different.

488
00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:53,670
Maybe.

489
00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:56,670
Sorry, I'm sort of nervous.

490
00:28:57,710 --> 00:28:59,150
You're even hotter than your pictures.

491
00:29:01,090 --> 00:29:02,470
Did you shave your hair or something?

492
00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:08,880
I've been out in the sun.

493
00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:12,240
Want to go over here?

494
00:29:14,370 --> 00:29:14,770
Where?

495
00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:19,750
I guess I thought, um, maybe we could hang out in the kitchen.

496
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:22,740
Okay.

497
00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:25,620
Do you have any water?

498
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:28,980
I'll see what I can do.

499
00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:29,140
Oh.

500
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:42,060
By the way, I brought something.

501
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:43,440
Oh yeah?

502
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,380
Wow !

503
00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:02,260
Okay.

504
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:06,220
Proud God, baby.

505
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:07,980
He did not disappoint.

506
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:09,440
It's all out there.

507
00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:12,460
Why don't you have a seat right there?

508
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,820
Watch for yourself.

509
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:29,000
Running around, looking for a cat.

510
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,060
Just bring whipped cream all over yourself.

511
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,820
What's going on in your mind?

512
00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:51,530
Crazy frog.

513
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,420
Hey.

514
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,020
You were amazing.

515
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,000
Oh, thanks.

516
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:07,840
You're a movie star.

517
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:08,380
Thank you.

518
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:08,920
Yeah.

519
00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:12,320
You are a natural.

520
00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,740
Yeah, amazing.

521
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,140
Thank you.

522
00:31:17,820 --> 00:31:19,420
You get stress migraines.

523
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,460
I don't know if you do.

524
00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:23,740
Maybe, maybe.

525
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:25,560
Thank you.

526
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,320
You look so good.

527
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,720
Oh, thank you.

528
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,620
Yeah, yeah.

529
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,040
I mean it.

530
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,180
Yeah.

531
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:39,520
Okay.

532
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,220
It's okay.

533
00:31:43,460 --> 00:31:43,900
It's okay.

534
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:46,620
It happens.

535
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,300
It's all right.

536
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,580
Honestly, please take the cream.

537
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:56,060
I like this new decoy.

538
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,640
Frees up like the last one.

539
00:31:57,740 --> 00:31:59,520
Yeah, I think you might walk off.

540
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,680
God damn it, not again.

541
00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:02,020
I need that one.

542
00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:03,620
He's perfect for Jersey Shore.

543
00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:07,380
I agree, but for his first time, that was a lot.

544
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:11,040
If we do have to inform the network, the optics were really not good.

545
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,900
So, can you talk to him?

546
00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:17,100
What?

547
00:32:17,180 --> 00:32:17,360
No.

548
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,300
I have somewhere to be.

549
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,820
In Fort Myers?

550
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:20,240
Where?

551
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,860
I have a lot, Fendi.

552
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:26,400
Okay.

553
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,560
Can you talk to him first?

554
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,560
I think a reassurance coming from you.

555
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,440
Maybe at the hotel bar.

556
00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:36,100
Maybe a nice Macallan.

557
00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:39,520
Then maybe you expanse it.

558
00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:40,720
Maybe I don't tell.

559
00:32:56,470 --> 00:32:57,210
Dan, come on.

560
00:32:58,090 --> 00:32:58,550
Where's Jensen?

561
00:32:59,870 --> 00:33:00,590
How are you doing?

562
00:33:01,090 --> 00:33:01,810
I'm okay.

563
00:33:05,430 --> 00:33:06,330
It's a big day.

564
00:33:08,470 --> 00:33:09,450
Want some wine, Dan?

565
00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:11,110
Bud Light.

566
00:33:11,310 --> 00:33:12,590
Bud Light would be nice.

567
00:33:12,710 --> 00:33:13,350
It relaxes.

568
00:33:13,610 --> 00:33:14,070
On ABC.

569
00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:18,070
Budweiser and a...

570
00:33:19,470 --> 00:33:19,990
Macallan.

571
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:20,430
Me too.

572
00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:26,970
How long have you been acting, Dan?

573
00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:30,210
Four years.

574
00:33:30,570 --> 00:33:35,470
Four years professionally, but I've dreamt about my entire life.

575
00:33:37,490 --> 00:33:38,450
Musical theater.

576
00:33:41,350 --> 00:33:42,390
Different world.

577
00:33:47,810 --> 00:33:50,130
I hate feeling like I'm not up to the task.

578
00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:57,560
And it matters a lot to me to do a good job.

579
00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:06,420
What were you hoping to achieve from this experience?

580
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,980
Something for my reel.

581
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,560
More than that, a credit.

582
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,760
I would be really hopeful for getting my unique card and representation.

583
00:34:20,579 --> 00:34:22,260
Thank you, Dan.

584
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:27,220
Well, do you know what your credit is on this show?

585
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:30,500
Theater.

586
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,260
Peter.

587
00:34:34,330 --> 00:34:35,580
My character from today?

588
00:34:36,380 --> 00:34:36,700
No.

589
00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:39,000
No.

590
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:40,860
Superhero.

591
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,140
That's your credit.

592
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:49,860
Dan, what you're doing is more than acting.

593
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,880
It's much more.

594
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:59,440
You're here with us and you're saving children.

595
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,400
Yeah.

596
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:12,060
Dan.

597
00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:13,360
Daniel.

598
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:16,860
Dan.

599
00:35:17,980 --> 00:35:18,880
Danny.

600
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:19,760
Danny.

601
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,380
Decoy Dan.

602
00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:24,760
Decoy Dan?

603
00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:28,920
That's your credit.

604
00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:31,360
Decoy Dan.

605
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,700
Decoy Dan.

606
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,820
You remind me of my son.

607
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,100
But, uh, older.

608
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,780
Um, thanks.

609
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,480
Just so I could go, I have a helpful friend named Ernie.

610
00:35:56,660 --> 00:36:02,600
He's a kind, lenient, cheerful, thrifty, graceful, and damp.

611
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:11,480
Oh, uh, uh, uh, respectful.

612
00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:13,280
Close.

613
00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:15,480
Reverent.

614
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:17,320
Reverent.

615
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,780
I knew you were a Boy Scout.

616
00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:19,860
How long you do it for?

617
00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:20,760
I'm a Boy Scout.

618
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,840
Maybe like two years, or something like that.

619
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,260
It's a sign of strong character.

620
00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:31,420
Good night.

621
00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:32,500
Good night.

622
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:38,100
Sorry, can I just ask, is that an acting photo?

623
00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:39,280
What?

624
00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:40,100
Your bracelet.

625
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:41,760
Is it...

626
00:36:45,060 --> 00:36:46,580
Nothing I did was acting, Dan.

627
00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,030
I got it in.

628
00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:51,590
Yeah.

629
00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:57,830
In 1996, I was doing a story on child slave labor.

630
00:36:59,810 --> 00:37:00,570
I won an Emmy.

631
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:10,940
A predator has never earned an Emmy, nor any of the serious recognition it deserves.

632
00:37:18,010 --> 00:37:20,090
But I think that's all about to change.

633
00:37:23,650 --> 00:37:24,250
Alright.

634
00:37:24,530 --> 00:37:24,990
Alright.

635
00:37:27,270 --> 00:37:28,210
I'll see you tomorrow.

636
00:37:28,210 --> 00:37:29,390
See you tomorrow.

637
00:38:08,001 --> 00:38:11,440
- Hello ? - Hey, This is Patty Patterson from ABC.

638
00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:13,700
Sorry, am I interrupting something?

639
00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:14,300
No.

640
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,660
I don't think we've met, but...

641
00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:19,700
Oh, we have, actually.

642
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,260
The Murrow Awards, last year.

643
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:23,500
Hi.

644
00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:24,880
My brain.

645
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,340
Anyway, we wanted to congratulate you on the new time slot.

646
00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:32,080
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

647
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:36,020
I saw Jeff just pitched it to the admin.

648
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,860
Not sure if you're aware, but we've been working on a show for the same night.

649
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:41,960
Uh-huh.

650
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:46,760
And we've been so impressed by your work on Predator, we would love to pick your brain.

651
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,920
I was wondering if you'd be free for a drink, or...

652
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:51,900
You know what's better than a drink?

653
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:53,580
A sushi roll.

654
00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:55,320
Well, that's not possible.

655
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,480
I'm shooting in Fort Myers.

656
00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:59,080
That is crazy.

657
00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,820
I will be in Florida tomorrow.

658
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,100
Uh, not tomorrow?

659
00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:05,700
Yeah, sounds great.

660
00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:06,840
So, I'll see you tomorrow evening.

661
00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:09,500
Evening?

662
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:09,980
Uh...

663
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:10,780
Okay, okay.

664
00:39:23,950 --> 00:39:24,390
Okay.

665
00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:25,290
I don't mean to overstate it, Kristen.

666
00:39:25,470 --> 00:39:27,770
We can still have a nice dinner as friends.

667
00:39:29,230 --> 00:39:29,670
Friends?

668
00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:31,910
Oh.

669
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,080
So none of this meant anything to you?

670
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:53,720
No, nothing.

671
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,180
No.

672
00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:56,780
Kristen, I...

673
00:39:56,780 --> 00:40:00,160
I want to be a part of your life.

674
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:00,900
I do.

675
00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:01,700
I truly do.

676
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:05,700
But I can only participate in, uh...

677
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,600
obfuscated ways at a distance.

678
00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:10,140
You know?

679
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,200
But, uh...

680
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:16,860
Kristen, come on.

681
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,780
Can I tempt you to something sweet?

682
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:22,280
Oh my God, you're a great dancer.

683
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:24,140
I'm a huge fan of your show.

684
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:26,600
I don't want to be in it, but...

685
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,280
Did you want anything for dessert?

686
00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:30,920
Do you have the cookies?

687
00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:33,160
I could definitely ask the chef.

688
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,340
No, I'm just kidding.

689
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:35,280
We're out.

690
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:35,960
I'm just joking.

691
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,480
No, I'm just joking.

692
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,840
Okay, thank you so much for coming to dance.

693
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:41,540
Thanks so much.

694
00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:46,100
I have...

695
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,020
I have your lot on the line right now.

696
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:54,940
I love my wife.

697
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:57,920
We don't need to make a scene, okay?

698
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,220
We don't need to make a scene.

699
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,020
Callie, callie.

700
00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:01,520
Callie.

701
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,620
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

702
00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:06,680
I'm going to do everything in my power to make this right.

703
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:07,720
I swear to God.

704
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:09,060
I understand, okay?

705
00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:10,980
Okay, just...

706
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,140
Let me get your cap.

707
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,480
Oh my God.

708
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,000
Come on.

709
00:41:36,420 --> 00:41:37,140
Let's go.

710
00:41:37,540 --> 00:41:37,880
Okay.

711
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:38,180
Okay.

712
00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:48,740
Who is that?

713
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:49,380
It's me, Michael.

714
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:51,860
One sec.

715
00:41:52,140 --> 00:41:53,040
Let me prepare a patient call.

716
00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:54,380
Check it out.

717
00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:01,810
Hey, man.

718
00:42:02,090 --> 00:42:03,290
Hey, there you are.

719
00:42:03,450 --> 00:42:04,290
I told you I was real.

720
00:42:05,010 --> 00:42:05,530
I like real.

721
00:42:06,370 --> 00:42:08,270
What do you think we should do next Monday?

722
00:42:09,070 --> 00:42:10,010
I don't know.

723
00:42:11,350 --> 00:42:13,390
Probably be shooting some hoops or something.

724
00:42:13,390 --> 00:42:16,550
So, if you want to shower together, that might be nice.

725
00:42:16,930 --> 00:42:17,150
Yeah.

726
00:42:17,890 --> 00:42:20,050
I can't wait for the adventure.

727
00:42:20,490 --> 00:42:20,630
Cool.

728
00:42:20,910 --> 00:42:23,930
It's the last house at the end of the cul-de-sac.

729
00:42:24,110 --> 00:42:24,950
You can't miss it.

730
00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:26,550
It's boring like the other ones.

731
00:42:26,950 --> 00:42:28,410
Well, I can't wait.

732
00:42:28,910 --> 00:42:29,190
Cool.

733
00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:30,590
Oh, don't forget the weed.

734
00:42:30,930 --> 00:42:31,370
Oh, yeah.

735
00:42:31,830 --> 00:42:32,350
Cool.

736
00:42:32,430 --> 00:42:33,070
That'd be great.

737
00:42:33,270 --> 00:42:33,950
Alright, later.

738
00:42:34,190 --> 00:42:34,410
Bye.

739
00:42:34,690 --> 00:42:35,070
Bye.

740
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,720
You have to smile so they can hear your voice.

741
00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:40,440
Yeah, cool.

742
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:41,780
Thanks.

743
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:49,840
Look.

744
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:57,820
If this is something you really want to do, you can't treat it like an acting gig.

745
00:42:58,020 --> 00:42:58,120
No.

746
00:42:59,180 --> 00:43:06,220
The last decoy made it an episode and a half, saw a predator who looked like his dad, and walked off.

747
00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:10,580
You have to find ways to protect yourself.

748
00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:13,330
Yeah.

749
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:16,380
Thanks.

750
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:19,820
See you tomorrow.

751
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:21,300
Don't be late.

752
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:21,740
Hey.

753
00:43:27,790 --> 00:43:28,190
Hey.

754
00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:28,670
Hey.

755
00:43:29,230 --> 00:43:30,070
Come right in, bro.

756
00:43:30,310 --> 00:43:31,130
Come right in, bro.

757
00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:33,410
Hurry up.

758
00:43:33,730 --> 00:43:34,630
Hey, come right in, bro.

759
00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:36,030
I'm baking cookies.

760
00:43:41,050 --> 00:43:44,550
Hey, come right in, bro.

761
00:43:45,070 --> 00:43:46,870
I'm baking cookies.

762
00:43:52,410 --> 00:43:53,310
Hey, come on in.

763
00:43:53,310 --> 00:43:54,530
There's sweetsie on the table.

764
00:43:56,410 --> 00:43:57,610
Hey, come on in.

765
00:43:58,450 --> 00:43:59,390
There's sweetsie on the table.

766
00:43:59,710 --> 00:44:01,850
Did you bring any of that stuff we talked about?

767
00:44:03,410 --> 00:44:03,910
Hey, Marco.

768
00:44:04,950 --> 00:44:06,650
Did you bring the stuff we talked about?

769
00:44:06,930 --> 00:44:07,510
Yes, your house.

770
00:44:07,790 --> 00:44:10,350
Uh, well, technically my mommy and daddy's house.

771
00:44:10,990 --> 00:44:13,050
Hey, just hopped out of the shower.

772
00:44:13,490 --> 00:44:14,710
Just put a pizza in the oven.

773
00:44:15,050 --> 00:44:17,130
Just picture me naked and come on in.

774
00:44:17,510 --> 00:44:17,970
I did.

775
00:44:18,190 --> 00:44:18,830
Put your stuff down.

776
00:44:19,510 --> 00:44:20,570
But what about all your clothes?

777
00:44:21,050 --> 00:44:21,750
I'll do that.

778
00:44:22,050 --> 00:44:22,670
Don't go anywhere.

779
00:44:22,670 --> 00:44:24,430
Do you know how to do this?

780
00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:25,810
Do you know how to do this?

781
00:44:26,850 --> 00:44:27,850
How you doing, Stanley?

782
00:44:28,530 --> 00:44:29,290
Are you Jeremy?

783
00:44:30,230 --> 00:44:31,070
Jeremy's talented, huh?

784
00:44:33,550 --> 00:44:34,070
You nervous?

785
00:44:34,570 --> 00:44:35,050
That's okay.

786
00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:35,450
We tell.

787
00:44:35,830 --> 00:44:37,050
What did you think you wanted to do?

788
00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:38,090
This guy's so terrible.

789
00:44:39,070 --> 00:44:39,410
Terrible.

790
00:44:40,230 --> 00:44:41,430
I wasn't going to do this shit in the car.

791
00:44:41,630 --> 00:44:42,330
Did you go down?

792
00:44:43,310 --> 00:44:44,010
No, Christopher.

793
00:44:44,530 --> 00:44:45,470
I need to talk to you.

794
00:44:45,990 --> 00:44:46,850
I have a bug in my jaw.

795
00:44:47,490 --> 00:44:48,050
Oh, good.

796
00:44:52,670 --> 00:44:52,790
Yeah.

797
00:44:56,210 --> 00:44:57,090
Close the door.

798
00:44:59,910 --> 00:45:01,650
Ew, what a knock-down.

799
00:45:01,710 --> 00:45:02,490
It's chiseled.

800
00:45:03,290 --> 00:45:03,690
It's okay.

801
00:45:03,850 --> 00:45:04,670
We're just having...

802
00:45:07,290 --> 00:45:07,870
Okay.

803
00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:13,310
So, we got a fan letter from Jeremy's five-foot cop.

804
00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:18,410
Dear Chris Hansen and the good men of the National Broadcasting Corporation.

805
00:45:19,910 --> 00:45:21,890
My name is Michael Sashley.

806
00:45:28,570 --> 00:45:31,090
I'm here to be advised and lock myself out of the unit.

807
00:45:32,690 --> 00:45:39,730
I write to you today to thank you from the bottom of my heart for promoting goodness in this troubled world we live in.

808
00:45:42,730 --> 00:45:47,350
I also want to thank you for promoting respect for law enforcement in your program.

809
00:45:48,650 --> 00:45:53,430
What this world needs, in my opinion, is a good, hard, honest, and polite look in the mirror.

810
00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:57,590
But what is that but your show?

811
00:46:01,410 --> 00:46:07,830
Should you ever find yourself down in Murphy, Texas, please know that you have a friendly face here in our precinct.

812
00:46:07,850 --> 00:46:08,510
I appreciate it.

813
00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:09,390
Thank you very much.

814
00:46:09,510 --> 00:46:10,330
Michael Sashley.

815
00:46:11,350 --> 00:46:14,290
Chief District Quality Logo for election season.

816
00:46:15,650 --> 00:46:16,850
Stay in that program.

817
00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:18,590
How to catch a president.

818
00:46:23,830 --> 00:46:24,610
I got this.

819
00:46:28,970 --> 00:46:30,330
I'm going to help you in this call.

820
00:46:30,410 --> 00:46:30,910
I got this.

821
00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:53,970
Thanks again.

822
00:46:57,190 --> 00:47:01,570
I never lose these guys because they are usually fucking idiots.

823
00:47:02,650 --> 00:47:04,630
This is not your average PM.

824
00:47:05,650 --> 00:47:09,490
He was careful not to give anything away, but boy, did he love to chat.

825
00:47:11,030 --> 00:47:11,710
We battled.

826
00:47:12,390 --> 00:47:14,109
I tried every trick in the book, Chris.

827
00:47:15,190 --> 00:47:18,329
I was really in it for hours, but he wouldn't take the lead.

828
00:47:18,790 --> 00:47:20,430
I was ready to give up.

829
00:47:21,190 --> 00:47:22,069
But then.

830
00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:24,150
He slipped.

831
00:47:26,170 --> 00:47:26,790
Awake.

832
00:47:27,590 --> 00:47:29,250
Inventing tactics.

833
00:47:31,310 --> 00:47:32,290
Psychics who gave me.

834
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:41,470
The only one I could find was a private event for government associates of a dead senator.

835
00:47:43,370 --> 00:47:46,670
The most important seats in Texas.

836
00:47:46,670 --> 00:47:47,590
Ferris.

837
00:47:48,510 --> 00:47:51,650
We've never caught a government operative before.

838
00:47:51,790 --> 00:47:53,790
A man on the inside.

839
00:47:54,110 --> 00:47:54,450
This.

840
00:47:54,970 --> 00:47:56,430
This is it.

841
00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:59,590
This guy's got to be CIA.

842
00:48:00,770 --> 00:48:01,570
NSA.

843
00:48:02,830 --> 00:48:03,450
Or.

844
00:48:04,150 --> 00:48:05,490
He's at the highest.

845
00:48:06,730 --> 00:48:07,530
Levels.

846
00:48:07,990 --> 00:48:08,570
Of government.

847
00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:14,130
I mean, what are we talking about here?

848
00:48:14,950 --> 00:48:15,290
Congressman.

849
00:48:16,170 --> 00:48:16,590
We.

850
00:48:17,330 --> 00:48:18,790
We're talking about the president.

851
00:48:34,290 --> 00:48:40,230
Chris, we already have our schedule for the coming months in the Jersey Shores after this.

852
00:48:40,670 --> 00:48:41,790
That is a priority.

853
00:48:42,110 --> 00:48:44,050
I have a feeling about this guy, Chris.

854
00:48:45,170 --> 00:48:46,430
I really do.

855
00:48:50,310 --> 00:48:50,750
No.

856
00:48:51,090 --> 00:48:52,410
It's not enough information to act.

857
00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:53,450
She's right.

858
00:48:54,610 --> 00:48:55,250
Keep looking.

859
00:48:55,390 --> 00:48:56,430
Let me know if there's something more.

860
00:48:57,770 --> 00:48:58,150
I like it.

861
00:48:59,050 --> 00:48:59,490
Psychic.

862
00:48:59,530 --> 00:48:59,890
So many.

863
00:49:02,670 --> 00:49:03,450
Nice work.

864
00:49:04,970 --> 00:49:05,750
You've prepared me.

865
00:49:12,070 --> 00:49:12,930
Perfect picture.

866
00:49:14,350 --> 00:49:15,730
Could you show me the last couple?

867
00:49:15,810 --> 00:49:16,310
Excuse me.

868
00:49:16,310 --> 00:49:18,410
T-minus ten minutes.

869
00:49:20,230 --> 00:49:21,970
Can you bring up the last couple of clips?

870
00:49:22,810 --> 00:49:23,630
Oh, yeah.

871
00:49:23,650 --> 00:49:23,910
We're good.

872
00:49:24,730 --> 00:49:26,190
Well, I'm thinking of trying something new.

873
00:49:26,290 --> 00:49:26,970
I want to see what I did.

874
00:49:27,150 --> 00:49:27,630
Okay, we're good.

875
00:49:31,470 --> 00:49:34,630
You just have to be very clean in your abs.

876
00:49:35,970 --> 00:49:36,850
Your abs.

877
00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:38,130
I think that's too far.

878
00:49:38,310 --> 00:49:40,010
Stick to the sucking.

879
00:49:40,150 --> 00:49:40,550
Stop.

880
00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:41,610
Okay.

881
00:49:49,030 --> 00:49:49,590
Okay.

882
00:49:50,630 --> 00:49:51,090
Let's see.

883
00:49:55,130 --> 00:49:55,890
Who's answering?

884
00:49:56,170 --> 00:49:56,770
Hi, Chris.

885
00:49:57,030 --> 00:50:00,050
This is Brett Kowalski from the National Acquire.

886
00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:05,330
We just wanted to give you the opportunity to comment before we run a story about your next week.

887
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,910
And what is the story about?

888
00:50:09,070 --> 00:50:12,330
A young woman and extramarital activities.

889
00:50:13,290 --> 00:50:14,090
Does that ring a bell?

890
00:50:15,150 --> 00:50:15,670
Wow.

891
00:50:16,010 --> 00:50:20,570
If I call NBC, what would they say about this?

892
00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:27,150
America's favorite pervert catcher, stick with fingers where fingers shouldn't be.

893
00:50:27,450 --> 00:50:27,730
Doc?

894
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:44,700
Hello?

895
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:45,880
Hi, Mary.

896
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:46,480
Chris Hansen.

897
00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:47,940
Yes, I need my phone.

898
00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:48,820
Yeah.

899
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:49,300
Yeah.

900
00:50:49,540 --> 00:50:49,820
Doc.

901
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:51,340
Um.

902
00:50:51,620 --> 00:50:52,280
Hey, Dad.

903
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,360
Hi, boys.

904
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:53,760
Yeah.

905
00:50:54,780 --> 00:51:01,300
Yeah, I was just calling to, uh, talk to you and, um, just calling to talk to the boys.

906
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:04,500
Are you going to come to my baseball game?

907
00:51:27,370 --> 00:51:28,170
Did you hear?

908
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:49,140
Hey.

909
00:51:50,740 --> 00:51:51,160
Hi.

910
00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:52,900
Try to find me the place?

911
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:55,380
Absolutely.

912
00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,180
Shoot.

913
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,140
Spilled soda on my shirt.

914
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,260
I'm going to go change.

915
00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:03,480
Be back in a sec.

916
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,620
I've been chatting with Mary for a month now.

917
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:13,580
It's fucking hideous.

918
00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:14,860
How'd it look?

919
00:52:15,420 --> 00:52:16,320
It looked great.

920
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:22,020
If you guys give me the logs in more advance next time, I could use all of that stuff.

921
00:52:22,380 --> 00:52:25,880
I could, I could have gotten in there for 20 days.

922
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:26,300
Yeah.

923
00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:27,060
Yeah.

924
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,400
Do you have a diet coke?

925
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:35,560
Is everything okay?

926
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,840
Why don't you have a seat right there?

927
00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:45,240
Why don't you have a seat?

928
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,260
What are you doing here?

929
00:52:53,980 --> 00:52:54,800
Sit down.

930
00:53:01,170 --> 00:53:01,870
Sit down!

931
00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:06,260
What are you doing?

932
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:06,680
What are you doing?

933
00:53:10,010 --> 00:53:10,490
Nothing.

934
00:53:10,730 --> 00:53:14,010
What did you do for a living?

935
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:20,500
I don't know where I'm going.

936
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,320
I like fucking and being.

937
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:25,900
He's home.

938
00:53:26,300 --> 00:53:27,240
Where's Adam's father?

939
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,620
He's in the old testament or the new testament?

940
00:53:34,690 --> 00:53:37,310
You're being very hostile to me.

941
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:46,060
Who gave you permission to do this?

942
00:53:50,140 --> 00:53:51,800
You did this to yourself.

943
00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:58,240
You know you don't have the right to do this.

944
00:54:01,390 --> 00:54:03,810
Who do you think you are?

945
00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:17,500
I'm Chris Hansen.

946
00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:25,400
A Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on adults who beat young teens online.

947
00:54:25,580 --> 00:54:28,140
You're doing this for television?

948
00:54:29,580 --> 00:54:30,480
Oh my goodness.

949
00:54:30,980 --> 00:54:32,120
There he is.

950
00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:33,860
There he is.

951
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,300
Oh that's amazing.

952
00:54:37,580 --> 00:54:38,360
That is amazing.

953
00:54:38,580 --> 00:54:39,100
That's gorgeous.

954
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:39,600
Yeah.

955
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,080
Hey, hey, hey.

956
00:54:47,140 --> 00:54:48,080
He's not a leper.

957
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,400
He just touched you.

958
00:54:54,860 --> 00:54:55,960
Doesn't that disgust you?

959
00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,360
Yeah.

960
00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:03,740
Why do you do this Andy?

961
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:12,960
Because we're going to be the number one show on TV.

962
00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:14,540
Yeah.

963
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:17,840
We're going to be the number one show on TV.

964
00:55:18,060 --> 00:55:26,710
Number one show on TV.

965
00:55:31,450 --> 00:55:43,220
I don't mean to sound harsh, but if you had children, you

966
00:55:43,220 --> 00:55:43,780
would understand.

967
00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:44,240
Yeah.

968
00:55:55,580 --> 00:55:57,160
Picture this.

969
00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:08,240
You're in an IHOP eating alone and you notice a girl hunched over and the mother is berating her for over eating

970
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:08,680
pancakes.

971
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,020
She says, you don't want to be a fat pig.

972
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,860
You think to yourself, well God, this is pretty wrong.

973
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:19,300
And then the mother gets louder, more insulting.

974
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:21,940
And then finally the girl starts crying.

975
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,340
What would you do?

976
00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:36,040
I might hand the daughter the number to social services and tell her to eat whatever she likes.

977
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:43,660
And then I might try to hurt the mother in some way.

978
00:56:45,220 --> 00:56:46,460
Not physically.

979
00:56:48,140 --> 00:56:52,940
Honey, if that's the name of the show, what would you do?

980
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:53,940
Oh.

981
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,260
It's a new character.

982
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:01,400
Where we put strangers in social situations.

983
00:57:01,700 --> 00:57:02,620
It's feel good.

984
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:04,640
Do you know John Quinones?

985
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:04,880
Yes.

986
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:08,140
I'm John Quinones.

987
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:11,480
He's incredible.

988
00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:12,660
He was.

989
00:57:13,060 --> 00:57:15,800
Well, I'm flattered, obviously.

990
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,600
I don't think I'm the kind of producer that does what would feel good stuff.

991
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:25,660
And I also don't think I'm the kind of producer that has a lot of respect for people who want to steal my show.

992
00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:27,840
Okay.

993
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Look, I dominated a lot of space at this network.

994
00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:40,540
I'd say the majority of shows that have been successful in the last ten years I've had a hand in.

995
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:41,860
I know the feeling.

996
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:50,000
And I know that you think you're just walking the same path that Chris is not the guy to hold hands with.

997
00:57:50,780 --> 00:57:52,180
He is not that guy.

998
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:54,860
You know, I met Chris once.

999
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,820
And I swear he didn't even mention me.

1000
00:57:57,820 --> 00:58:03,840
He makes me question if he understands what you're worth.

1001
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,640
I just want to protect you, you know.

1002
00:58:15,410 --> 00:58:15,850
Who's this?

1003
00:58:16,510 --> 00:58:16,950
Hey, Chris.

1004
00:58:17,790 --> 00:58:18,690
Hi, Jeff.

1005
00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:19,910
Do me a favor.

1006
00:58:21,090 --> 00:58:22,030
Go to your TV.

1007
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:23,430
Turn on ABC.

1008
00:58:25,330 --> 00:58:26,470
Tell me what you see.

1009
00:58:27,590 --> 00:58:27,970
Lost.

1010
00:58:30,990 --> 00:58:32,370
It's polar bears.

1011
00:58:32,370 --> 00:58:36,170
Yeah, but these polar bears aren't going to fucking kill us, Chris.

1012
00:58:36,790 --> 00:58:39,150
I know people look up to you.

1013
00:58:39,790 --> 00:58:41,210
But let me be frank with you right now.

1014
00:58:41,510 --> 00:58:43,590
This thing with you, it didn't come to me.

1015
00:58:43,850 --> 00:58:44,170
Jeff.

1016
00:58:45,450 --> 00:58:48,390
We have something very special online.

1017
00:58:50,950 --> 00:58:53,810
A real man on the inside.

1018
00:58:53,970 --> 00:58:54,470
And story.

1019
00:58:56,170 --> 00:58:56,650
Wait, what?

1020
00:58:56,770 --> 00:58:59,490
All right, just tell him I'll be right there.

1021
00:59:00,390 --> 00:59:01,630
Okay, sorry, Chris, I gotta run.

1022
00:59:05,610 --> 00:59:08,170
It's right here.

1023
00:59:10,350 --> 00:59:11,250
It's right here.

1024
00:59:11,710 --> 00:59:12,350
Shit!

1025
00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:14,810
Did you find him?

1026
00:59:15,470 --> 00:59:17,350
The fish.

1027
00:59:18,070 --> 00:59:18,650
Did you find him?

1028
00:59:18,870 --> 00:59:19,330
The fish.

1029
00:59:21,830 --> 00:59:23,110
Come here.

1030
00:59:24,030 --> 00:59:25,090
Give me a hand.

1031
00:59:25,830 --> 00:59:28,470
Candy's been filling my denial.

1032
00:59:28,590 --> 00:59:31,290
I've been trawling balls deep all day.

1033
00:59:31,830 --> 00:59:34,010
So I had him on the hook, right?

1034
00:59:34,790 --> 00:59:37,410
But every time I tried to track him, okay?

1035
00:59:37,790 --> 00:59:39,130
I kept getting blocked.

1036
00:59:39,470 --> 00:59:39,910
It's in here.

1037
00:59:40,490 --> 00:59:47,030
I need you to guarantee that he has to be extremely, extremely important.

1038
00:59:47,770 --> 00:59:48,330
100%.

1039
00:59:48,910 --> 00:59:49,590
This is big.

1040
00:59:50,350 --> 00:59:50,750
The biggest.

1041
00:59:52,370 --> 00:59:52,930
A whale.

1042
00:59:55,090 --> 00:59:55,650
I've got to find a way.

1043
00:59:57,110 --> 00:59:58,250
Okay, okay.

1044
00:59:59,084 --> 01:00:00,377
I need your answer.

1045
01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:14,200
How can we catch him?

1046
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,600
We have to go there and be the bait.

1047
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:18,680
Because I can tell you one thing.

1048
01:00:19,340 --> 01:00:21,760
He's not coming to the fucking Jersey Shore.

1049
01:00:22,543 --> 01:00:26,709
You can't go over my head to relocate shoot locations, Chris.

1050
01:00:26,709 --> 01:00:32,631
Do you realize if that information gets to the mayor, it makes me look like I don't know what I am doing?

1051
01:00:33,344 --> 01:00:35,660
We have full docketed guys coming to the Jersey Shore.

1052
01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:39,360
We have no plan.

1053
01:00:40,060 --> 01:00:41,620
We are chasing man.

1054
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:42,840
It's a meme.

1055
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,300
Guys, sorry to interrupt.

1056
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,540
Just a show cover of Snatch for the flight.

1057
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,800
I'd love to grab some gum if it's not too much of a thing.

1058
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:52,140
Yeah?

1059
01:00:52,140 --> 01:00:52,240
Yeah?

1060
01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:58,900
Sorry I'm late.

1061
01:01:14,270 --> 01:01:15,840
What's going on with you?

1062
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,380
I need to do something big.

1063
01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:24,300
Bigger than Lost.

1064
01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:27,160
I'm Stone Phillips and this is Dateline NBC.

1065
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:32,900
And Murphy, we've got more firepower to save himself.

1066
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:35,180
And more garbage.

1067
01:01:36,740 --> 01:01:38,020
H-E-K-N-B-I.

1068
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:40,580
Grenade Launcher United.

1069
01:01:42,140 --> 01:01:45,640
Many of us here serve together for a better storm.

1070
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:51,440
I can assure you, Mr. Hansel, you're not going to find a police force with more hoof.

1071
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:57,680
And after this show airs on Wednesday night, no pervert will dare set foot in Murphy again.

1072
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:02,260
After we're done, this will be the safest town in America.

1073
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:04,800
Now let's have some barbecue.

1074
01:02:08,220 --> 01:02:10,520
It's nice to put the face with the face.

1075
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,460
I got to tell you, Austin, they don't want to give us funding.

1076
01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:16,140
This is really, really going to help us out a lot.

1077
01:02:16,140 --> 01:02:17,880
So what's your name?

1078
01:02:18,340 --> 01:02:19,080
Xavier Robert.

1079
01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:20,060
Xavier?

1080
01:02:20,380 --> 01:02:20,760
Yes.

1081
01:02:21,060 --> 01:02:21,840
You got a hot house?

1082
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:23,380
My name is Chris Brown.

1083
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,420
I'm Dan Plumb.

1084
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:26,560
Dan Plumb.

1085
01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:27,860
It's an honor.

1086
01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:28,280
All right.

1087
01:02:28,420 --> 01:02:29,220
Honor to all of us.

1088
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:29,920
Now what does that mean?

1089
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:34,080
It's an industrial metal group called Nine Inch Nails.

1090
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,800
Gary, bring the cup.

1091
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,240
She's got Nine Inch Nails on it.

1092
01:02:37,740 --> 01:02:40,260
Hi, I am Andy Bender.

1093
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:43,060
I'm the producer and it's so wonderful to be here.

1094
01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:44,820
I really want to check out Gary here.

1095
01:02:44,820 --> 01:02:47,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1096
01:02:47,460 --> 01:02:48,360
I'm very curious about this.

1097
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,320
I'd love to meet and talk to you in private.

1098
01:02:50,540 --> 01:02:52,100
I mean, you can really go to my operation.

1099
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:52,680
Sure.

1100
01:02:52,820 --> 01:02:53,300
It's really good.

1101
01:02:53,380 --> 01:02:54,240
It's sort of coordinated.

1102
01:02:54,460 --> 01:02:55,260
Yeah, it's coordinated.

1103
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:56,860
Yeah, it's so kind.

1104
01:02:57,220 --> 01:02:58,960
You can settle in a little more.

1105
01:02:59,420 --> 01:03:00,220
Oh, girl.

1106
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,080
I don't know what they want me to be.

1107
01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:05,100
I'm kind of a mirror to them.

1108
01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:06,760
I'm kind of mapping them to what they want me to be.

1109
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:07,900
I'm Bruce Yancey.

1110
01:03:08,180 --> 01:03:09,320
I'm with Dateline NBC.

1111
01:03:09,740 --> 01:03:12,880
And we're doing a story on adults who are doing young kids.

1112
01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:16,740
And next week, the Predator team is in Fort Myers.

1113
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:24,920
The story of the man we'll meet next week is downright bizarre.

1114
01:03:27,740 --> 01:03:34,775
This potential Predator walks into the house, takes off his clothes, and whips out a common dessert ingredient,

1115
01:03:34,775 --> 01:03:40,620
much to the surprise of our decoy, who after this episode, may never order a hot fudge soda again.

1116
01:03:43,100 --> 01:03:43,740
Yeah!

1117
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,320
That's what it's about.

1118
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:46,520
Cherry poppy!

1119
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:49,320
Hello?

1120
01:04:02,850 --> 01:04:04,430
Hey, what's up?

1121
01:04:04,870 --> 01:04:06,270
I'm naked.

1122
01:04:06,770 --> 01:04:07,730
We met on TV.

1123
01:04:08,230 --> 01:04:11,690
I'm that pervert that showed you the shit between my fingers.

1124
01:04:12,630 --> 01:04:13,670
But now I'm in prison.

1125
01:04:14,150 --> 01:04:15,230
Please let me out.

1126
01:04:17,510 --> 01:04:18,450
It's me.

1127
01:04:18,829 --> 01:04:19,410
It's Troy.

1128
01:04:19,790 --> 01:04:20,310
Don't worry.

1129
01:04:21,510 --> 01:04:22,390
You saw my teaser?

1130
01:04:23,130 --> 01:04:29,210
Me and Amanda and fucking Selba and Christian, Rajiv, we're all freaking partying.

1131
01:04:29,730 --> 01:04:30,670
We just watched it, man.

1132
01:04:31,710 --> 01:04:32,390
What'd you think?

1133
01:04:32,490 --> 01:04:33,350
Did you think I was good?

1134
01:04:36,530 --> 01:04:37,410
I mean...

1135
01:04:38,230 --> 01:04:39,670
Yeah, it doesn't matter, right?

1136
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:43,760
What do you mean, it doesn't matter?

1137
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:47,700
What kind of answer is that?

1138
01:04:48,460 --> 01:04:50,160
Dude, I mean, like...

1139
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:53,200
Here's the thing, is that you were only on screen for like .1 seconds.

1140
01:04:54,020 --> 01:04:55,420
Being all scared of a Predator.

1141
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:57,620
Yeah, that's the character.

1142
01:04:58,240 --> 01:04:59,200
That's the point.

1143
01:04:59,580 --> 01:05:00,720
As your friend, I'm proud.

1144
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:05,860
But if I was a random viewer, I would think absolutely 0.0% about you.

1145
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,260
I mean, dude, here's the thing.

1146
01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:09,320
You were on TV.

1147
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,460
I wish I was on TV.

1148
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:12,880
That would be amazing.

1149
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,660
Maybe you're not on TV because you're a bad actor.

1150
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:17,320
Magician?

1151
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,840
I know you don't mean that shit, dude.

1152
01:05:52,620 --> 01:05:53,200
Hi.

1153
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,080
Hi, you've reached the handset.

1154
01:05:55,200 --> 01:06:00,420
We're so sorry we can't come to the phone right now, but please leave a message.

1155
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,600
We hope you have a wonderful day.

1156
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:48,500
Hi.

1157
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,080
I went out to be afraid of the ball.

1158
01:07:09,470 --> 01:07:11,510
It's weird seeing myself on TV.

1159
01:07:12,910 --> 01:07:13,810
I think also my...

1160
01:07:13,810 --> 01:07:15,790
My friends don't really understand.

1161
01:07:15,910 --> 01:07:16,270
Sorry.

1162
01:07:17,390 --> 01:07:18,050
I can get it.

1163
01:07:18,630 --> 01:07:18,970
It's alright.

1164
01:07:19,350 --> 01:07:22,230
My friends don't really understand what I'm doing here.

1165
01:07:26,330 --> 01:07:27,670
How could they understand, Dan?

1166
01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:32,100
Dude.

1167
01:07:41,350 --> 01:07:42,550
I wanted to have this.

1168
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:46,980
I think it's a little big.

1169
01:07:47,340 --> 01:07:47,720
Record.

1170
01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:52,200
Close your eyes.

1171
01:07:57,660 --> 01:07:58,620
It's 1996.

1172
01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:02,460
You're in Bangla.

1173
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:05,320
It's in India.

1174
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:09,880
At a college bar.

1175
01:08:11,740 --> 01:08:15,220
She was doing some local approaches to us.

1176
01:08:16,060 --> 01:08:17,180
She was covering the missing children.

1177
01:08:18,980 --> 01:08:20,560
You don't know what he's talking about.

1178
01:08:20,980 --> 01:08:22,280
So he tells you...

1179
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:35,640
All across the southern state of India, children are disappearing at night.

1180
01:08:39,900 --> 01:08:41,080
It's clinical.

1181
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:44,320
No military replies.

1182
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:46,440
No suspensions.

1183
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:55,000
So the villagers start turning on each other and lynching begins.

1184
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:06,060
From the surrounding jungle, they find the children in bits.

1185
01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:08,200
Chris, can I open my eyes now?

1186
01:09:08,620 --> 01:09:09,020
Not yet.

1187
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:13,860
The authorities said it was wolves.

1188
01:09:16,860 --> 01:09:18,040
But I found a witness.

1189
01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:20,640
Another joke.

1190
01:09:21,900 --> 01:09:23,040
A young girl gave me that bracelet.

1191
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:25,800
She told me what she saw.

1192
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:31,580
A darkness that cannot be understood.

1193
01:09:34,060 --> 01:09:37,380
It exists outside of time and space.

1194
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:40,360
Not in heaven.

1195
01:09:41,620 --> 01:09:43,760
A monster.

1196
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:57,060
A movie of this girl telling her friends that it's over time.

1197
01:09:59,050 --> 01:10:06,640
Cleansing the world of an ancient evil that waits for us on Earth.

1198
01:10:16,210 --> 01:10:17,550
And he's an Indian guy.

1199
01:10:24,850 --> 01:10:25,210
Where's he at?

1200
01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:28,510
He's coming.

1201
01:10:29,190 --> 01:10:29,790
We've got to move.

1202
01:10:47,470 --> 01:10:48,070
Pass your hands.

1203
01:10:50,590 --> 01:10:51,350
Pass your hands.

1204
01:10:56,590 --> 01:10:59,150
Look, I know that you're set to go tomorrow.

1205
01:10:59,670 --> 01:11:00,630
He's coming now.

1206
01:11:00,770 --> 01:11:02,110
But listen, my hands are tied.

1207
01:11:02,270 --> 01:11:03,910
I've got four Sonis in the living room.

1208
01:11:05,410 --> 01:11:06,290
Three Sonis.

1209
01:11:06,570 --> 01:11:07,430
God damn it.

1210
01:11:08,470 --> 01:11:10,030
Well, you can't hide him.

1211
01:11:10,030 --> 01:11:10,890
Ah, you too.

1212
01:11:11,010 --> 01:11:11,950
Any of you both on keyboard?

1213
01:11:12,190 --> 01:11:13,530
Did anyone pick up on the keyboard?

1214
01:11:13,870 --> 01:11:14,910
Everybody on the internet.

1215
01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:16,490
Everybody in the kitchen.

1216
01:11:17,290 --> 01:11:18,510
Raise your cup.

1217
01:11:23,110 --> 01:11:23,790
Tell me.

1218
01:11:24,350 --> 01:11:25,150
Is this him?

1219
01:11:25,630 --> 01:11:26,650
Is this the wolf?

1220
01:11:27,730 --> 01:11:28,930
He's not me, is this?

1221
01:11:29,210 --> 01:11:29,650
Are you me?

1222
01:11:30,570 --> 01:11:31,490
Yeah, you too.

1223
01:11:33,350 --> 01:11:34,210
I heard him.

1224
01:11:40,010 --> 01:11:40,230
Yes.

1225
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:01,800
Enhance the car.

1226
01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:04,080
Enhance.

1227
01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,200
Fire telecoms to get in position.

1228
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:07,180
Got it.

1229
01:12:07,660 --> 01:12:09,240
Fuck, it's fucking great.

1230
01:12:21,260 --> 01:12:24,340
Chris, I'm getting the feeling you're ignoring me.

1231
01:12:26,140 --> 01:12:27,420
Listen here, champ.

1232
01:12:28,620 --> 01:12:29,460
I need sources.

1233
01:12:40,820 --> 01:12:41,400
I need stuff.

1234
01:12:53,390 --> 01:12:54,350
What's he doing?

1235
01:12:55,510 --> 01:12:56,630
Does anybody hear me?

1236
01:12:56,730 --> 01:12:58,700
- I don't understand. - Stop being like this.

1237
01:13:27,420 --> 01:13:30,680
Do you know how much any of this is costing every fucking second?

1238
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:31,180
You don't.

1239
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:32,560
Because I do the budget.

1240
01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:33,960
You don't do my job.

1241
01:13:34,220 --> 01:13:35,020
I do it.

1242
01:13:39,412 --> 01:13:40,255
What happened ?

1243
01:13:43,260 --> 01:13:44,242
It's empty.

1244
01:13:45,316 --> 01:13:46,373
What do you mean ?

1245
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:50,880
The car drove itself?

1246
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:54,023
- What the fuck ? - What ?

1247
01:13:56,603 --> 01:13:57,230
Guys?

1248
01:13:58,030 --> 01:13:58,930
They know we're here.

1249
01:14:00,910 --> 01:14:01,970
How the hell is this possible?

1250
01:14:02,610 --> 01:14:03,050
Packers.

1251
01:14:03,330 --> 01:14:04,530
That doesn't make fucking sense.

1252
01:14:04,610 --> 01:14:06,090
There's human forces beyond our control here.

1253
01:14:06,190 --> 01:14:07,410
Okay, we need to change houses.

1254
01:14:15,190 --> 01:14:15,630
Chris?

1255
01:14:16,610 --> 01:14:17,850
We need to change houses.

1256
01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:22,360
We're not leaving.

1257
01:14:24,020 --> 01:14:29,540
Well, Chris, no one will come to this house if they know that we are here.

1258
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:32,880
And we are also over a hundred K in the hole.

1259
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:34,760
That's not about money for me.

1260
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:36,500
It is about money.

1261
01:14:36,580 --> 01:14:37,080
What are you doing?

1262
01:14:37,260 --> 01:14:38,060
Where are we going?

1263
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:38,940
What are you doing?

1264
01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:39,960
Chris?

1265
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:42,460
I'm not leaving until the whale comes.

1266
01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:43,780
No.

1267
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:44,340
No.

1268
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:45,420
Wait.

1269
01:14:45,740 --> 01:14:45,940
Hey.

1270
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:46,360
Hey.

1271
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:46,460
Hey.

1272
01:14:46,540 --> 01:14:46,740
Hey.

1273
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:47,100
Hey.

1274
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:47,880
Chris?

1275
01:14:48,780 --> 01:14:49,580
We're not leaving.

1276
01:14:51,720 --> 01:15:01,340
I swear to fucking God that if you do not get your shit together, I will call the network,

1277
01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:02,160
motherfucker.

1278
01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:05,780
Hey!

1279
01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:07,880
Can you hear me?

1280
01:15:08,700 --> 01:15:11,700
Do you understand what I am saying to you?

1281
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,760
I am pulling the plug.

1282
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:15,920
The whale is coming.

1283
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:18,140
Wrestling Dude East Texas need to get the memo.

1284
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:19,700
He's pulling up right now.

1285
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:20,260
Chris!

1286
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:22,160
Get up!

1287
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:23,440
Chris!

1288
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,100
Jesus fucking Christ!

1289
01:15:32,870 --> 01:15:33,930
Get over here!

1290
01:15:35,730 --> 01:15:36,870
No, you come here!

1291
01:15:58,640 --> 01:15:59,720
I'm just in here.

1292
01:16:02,940 --> 01:16:04,740
Pretty nice place you got here.

1293
01:16:04,980 --> 01:16:05,320
Yeah.

1294
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:09,280
So what's up?

1295
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:11,040
Nothing.

1296
01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:12,680
Did you bring the razors?

1297
01:16:13,020 --> 01:16:13,660
Sure did.

1298
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:15,620
What did you want to do with them?

1299
01:16:16,380 --> 01:16:17,740
I was kind of confused.

1300
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:21,060
I'll show you later.

1301
01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:26,720
You probably go to a lot of boys' homes, huh?

1302
01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:27,860
Nah.

1303
01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:31,720
Don't even get out of the house much.

1304
01:16:32,540 --> 01:16:33,940
I'd rather make it off the computer.

1305
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:45,520
You all right?

1306
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:47,120
Mm-hmm.

1307
01:16:55,930 --> 01:17:01,280
You said, I wish I could hug you.

1308
01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:03,359
That'd be nice.

1309
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:06,060
Why are you reading that?

1310
01:17:06,099 --> 01:17:11,060
Then you said, can I be your first at sex?

1311
01:17:12,220 --> 01:17:15,060
I mean, if that's what you wanted to do.

1312
01:17:22,339 --> 01:17:24,079
What in the world are you doing here?

1313
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,880
I'm just hanging out with you men.

1314
01:17:28,220 --> 01:17:28,840
Hanging out?

1315
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:30,920
With a 13-year-old?

1316
01:17:31,420 --> 01:17:33,700
Look, I'm just going to leave.

1317
01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:36,200
Well, if you want to leave, you're free to go.

1318
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:39,300
But before you do, you should know I'm not 13.

1319
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:40,780
I'm 23.

1320
01:17:41,260 --> 01:17:42,660
My real name is Dan Plumb.

1321
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:44,480
And you're on TV.

1322
01:17:46,140 --> 01:17:46,660
Whoa.

1323
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:47,940
Wait a second.

1324
01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:49,780
You want to be on TV?

1325
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,640
I'm a professionally trained actor.

1326
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:56,860
And I'm helping tell a story on bad guys who try to meet kids online.

1327
01:17:57,680 --> 01:18:02,187
And I hope you remember my face as the face,

1328
01:18:05,085 --> 01:18:10,580
that you saw when everything changed.

1329
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,440
Look, I'm just going to go.

1330
01:18:52,830 --> 01:19:01,324
You know, in the old days, when people would act so depraved,

1331
01:19:03,268 --> 01:19:05,848
they'd drag you down to the town square,

1332
01:19:07,977 --> 01:19:14,320
tie you to a post, and whip you across the city.

1333
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:21,840
There used to be a pillory in every civilized town.

1334
01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:28,260
Now there's tillers in every home.

1335
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:31,920
And I'm off.

1336
01:19:35,870 --> 01:19:36,830
So are you, Dan.

1337
01:19:42,490 --> 01:19:43,870
Hi, Patty.

1338
01:19:44,230 --> 01:19:45,350
It's Andy.

1339
01:19:47,910 --> 01:19:51,990
Gosh, I keep asking myself, what am I doing?

1340
01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:57,970
Which, I guess, is a variant of what would you do.

1341
01:19:58,070 --> 01:20:01,610
So I think that this is a good sign.

1342
01:20:04,810 --> 01:20:09,350
Mr. Quinonez would be curious about how we mesh.

1343
01:20:16,940 --> 01:20:23,940
And I'm hoping, you know, if he really is a nice guy, hey, maybe it'll work off on me.

1344
01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:49,900
He's a story about me.

1345
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:53,460
I'm not worried.

1346
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:56,980
I can face it.

1347
01:20:58,440 --> 01:20:59,680
I just need to get up.

1348
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:02,440
How old is she?

1349
01:21:08,770 --> 01:21:10,470
She's 30, Patty.

1350
01:21:14,390 --> 01:21:14,690
Bravo.

1351
01:21:16,590 --> 01:21:18,330
We can't let him get away.

1352
01:21:26,090 --> 01:21:29,763
All I need is that you believe.

1353
01:21:34,156 --> 01:21:35,076
I'm done.

1354
01:21:36,229 --> 01:21:37,114
Abby.

1355
01:21:39,292 --> 01:21:41,850
the wheel is coming.

1356
01:21:55,580 --> 01:21:55,940
Greg!

1357
01:21:56,060 --> 01:21:56,420
Greg!

1358
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:56,940
Greg!

1359
01:21:57,460 --> 01:21:58,960
He's back!

1360
01:21:59,820 --> 01:22:01,340
Andy Cantolo!

1361
01:22:03,060 --> 01:22:05,140
Don't think that's him.

1362
01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:07,880
I think it's Tolbrin from AandM Biology's profile.

1363
01:22:10,220 --> 01:22:11,560
He's a ranty.

1364
01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:15,440
He still has more on a night than he has on a weekday.

1365
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:17,260
Try again.

1366
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:28,720
Come on.

1367
01:22:33,970 --> 01:22:35,130
Fuck.

1368
01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:04,080
Holy fuck!

1369
01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:06,480
He couldn't resist me.

1370
01:23:06,740 --> 01:23:07,240
Look it up!

1371
01:23:54,770 --> 01:24:00,060
District attorney, she voted for me for county judge.

1372
01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:18,100
One more day for me to see my aunt, and she's going to be gone for the night.

1373
01:24:19,300 --> 01:24:21,820
So, try me back.

1374
01:24:25,100 --> 01:24:26,980
Good morning, it is.

1375
01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:28,420
I still got that burger.

1376
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:29,940
Do you know where to find me?

1377
01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:37,260
No, as district attorney, I've seen all sorts of horrible behavior.

1378
01:24:38,260 --> 01:24:43,120
And I understand how people can see criminals as other than human.

1379
01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:51,660
Despite the child endangerment we've substantiated, the defendant here is not a monster.

1380
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:53,480
He's a man.

1381
01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:58,560
But he has brought a disease to our community.

1382
01:24:59,460 --> 01:25:01,900
And by putting this man away, we send a message.

1383
01:25:02,820 --> 01:25:10,410
A message that we'd like our slice of Texas and we intend to keep it that way.

1384
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:36,920
Could I feel your cock?

1385
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:39,820
How thick are you?

1386
01:25:43,990 --> 01:25:45,510
I like younger.

1387
01:25:47,590 --> 01:25:49,710
Are you going to fuck me?

1388
01:25:51,130 --> 01:25:53,070
Do I get to fuck you too?

1389
01:25:56,140 --> 01:25:57,440
Do you like to kiss?

1390
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:00,060
Cuddle me.

1391
01:26:02,780 --> 01:26:07,300
Did you cum a lot when you J slash O question mark?

1392
01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:08,160
Fuck!

1393
01:26:08,680 --> 01:26:09,200
He's back!

1394
01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:09,980
He's back!

1395
01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:17,780
That's what I take a lot.

1396
01:26:18,420 --> 01:26:19,620
Hey man, I'm sorry.

1397
01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:24,000
That sucked man, that wasn't cool.

1398
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:36,420
Yo, you've reached Troy.

1399
01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:39,880
For commercial work, please reach out to Sunshine Ballet Talent.

1400
01:26:40,340 --> 01:26:42,200
For me, just leave a message.

1401
01:26:43,940 --> 01:26:45,040
Hey man.

1402
01:26:49,860 --> 01:26:50,540
Um...

1403
01:26:50,540 --> 01:26:51,360
Um...

1404
01:26:52,860 --> 01:26:53,900
DICK OR DEAD!

1405
01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:07,320
Phone ringing.

1406
01:27:19,130 --> 01:27:19,770
Hi.

1407
01:27:21,750 --> 01:27:22,790
Are you coming over?

1408
01:27:24,070 --> 01:27:26,030
I'm uh, sick and tired.

1409
01:27:27,010 --> 01:27:28,410
Oh, you haven't left yet?

1410
01:27:29,270 --> 01:27:29,810
No.

1411
01:27:30,690 --> 01:27:32,190
Well are you coming over or not?

1412
01:27:33,570 --> 01:27:36,990
Well, a little later.

1413
01:27:39,910 --> 01:27:41,090
What do you want to do?

1414
01:27:41,810 --> 01:27:42,710
What do you like?

1415
01:27:42,710 --> 01:27:48,040
I like musicals.

1416
01:27:51,780 --> 01:27:53,780
Maybe we could watch one and hang out.

1417
01:27:54,820 --> 01:27:55,760
That would be nice.

1418
01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:59,560
Have you ever tried Vegemite?

1419
01:28:02,150 --> 01:28:03,070
What's that?

1420
01:28:05,050 --> 01:28:06,790
Have you ever been to Australia?

1421
01:28:08,310 --> 01:28:08,750
Uh-uh.

1422
01:28:09,330 --> 01:28:13,370
Oh, I, well I just, I love it.

1423
01:28:14,450 --> 01:28:17,350
I've seen the most beautiful things in my life there.

1424
01:28:19,190 --> 01:28:20,390
The kangaroos.

1425
01:28:22,940 --> 01:28:24,760
They're my favorite animals.

1426
01:28:27,020 --> 01:28:28,000
That's cool.

1427
01:28:28,660 --> 01:28:30,780
Hey anyway, I get hard like super easy.

1428
01:28:32,100 --> 01:28:34,200
Why don't you come over and make it hard?

1429
01:28:42,300 --> 01:28:43,440
I gotta go.

1430
01:28:46,180 --> 01:28:48,840
I worked with that DA for ten years.

1431
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:52,760
Spent my life with my kids.

1432
01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:55,120
Christ.

1433
01:28:58,020 --> 01:29:00,940
The guy who catches the guys.

1434
01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:03,320
That boy.

1435
01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:03,920
Fuck it.

1436
01:29:05,120 --> 01:29:06,320
Democrat piece of shit.

1437
01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:08,800
I'll go get him.

1438
01:29:09,700 --> 01:29:10,160
Formula.

1439
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:13,680
Gordon, I need to see him.

1440
01:29:15,140 --> 01:29:16,920
I need to look him in his eyes.

1441
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:21,220
I need to put him on television.

1442
01:29:22,100 --> 01:29:23,620
I put his head on a stick.

1443
01:29:24,140 --> 01:29:25,120
We need words.

1444
01:29:25,320 --> 01:29:26,060
We're going to him?

1445
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:26,460
Yes.

1446
01:29:26,640 --> 01:29:27,320
Then we'll do that.

1447
01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:28,500
Then he'll come to us.

1448
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:30,580
I know.

1449
01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:33,200
All his information is disappearing.

1450
01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:34,640
You understand?

1451
01:29:35,340 --> 01:29:36,320
My son's sick.

1452
01:29:36,980 --> 01:29:37,320
Protocol.

1453
01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:38,060
Protocol.

1454
01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:38,960
Fuck protocol.

1455
01:29:40,020 --> 01:29:40,300
Shit.

1456
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:42,160
I'm sorry, Chief.

1457
01:29:42,300 --> 01:29:43,420
I should really do this one.

1458
01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:48,220
I need you.

1459
01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:51,060
All the things we've been through.

1460
01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:53,700
It's been me all the time.

1461
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:56,560
We don't have that kind of time.

1462
01:29:57,790 --> 01:30:00,360
While we stand here talking.

1463
01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:05,480
He will erase his tracks, if we don't get him today.

1464
01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:13,100
And then, we'll lose him, forever.

1465
01:30:14,220 --> 01:30:14,900
She's talking.

1466
01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:21,120
Ready?

1467
01:30:22,480 --> 01:30:25,200
Then let us gather in all courses.

1468
01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:25,720
Halt!

1469
01:30:26,940 --> 01:30:27,240
What?

1470
01:30:29,620 --> 01:30:32,580
You are part of a story much bigger than yourselves.

1471
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:40,880
Remember, before we're here to make a statement, Beatles are not allowed in Texas.

1472
01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:48,000
If you see the camera on you, act natural.

1473
01:30:49,220 --> 01:30:50,240
Let's catch us a predator!

1474
01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:52,240
No, no, no, no, no, no!

1475
01:30:56,180 --> 01:30:56,900
Mary?

1476
01:30:57,900 --> 01:30:59,080
I'm a little starved.

1477
01:30:59,280 --> 01:30:59,740
Thank you, sir.

1478
01:30:59,820 --> 01:31:00,160
Thank you.

1479
01:31:00,800 --> 01:31:01,140
Mary!

1480
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:03,120
Mary!

1481
01:31:03,519 --> 01:31:04,140
Thank you.

1482
01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:04,640
Thank you.

1483
01:31:05,900 --> 01:31:06,260
Mary!

1484
01:31:08,020 --> 01:31:08,380
Mary?

1485
01:31:11,020 --> 01:31:11,740
Mary!

1486
01:31:14,100 --> 01:31:14,780
Hi!

1487
01:31:16,820 --> 01:31:18,100
I'm coming home.

1488
01:31:18,460 --> 01:31:18,900
Tomorrow.

1489
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:20,160
Yes.

1490
01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:22,640
And I'll be there for Thanksgiving.

1491
01:31:23,340 --> 01:31:25,320
Chris, they have photos of you.

1492
01:31:27,100 --> 01:31:27,920
And some woman.

1493
01:31:30,180 --> 01:31:31,980
They're asking me for comment.

1494
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:34,800
What do you suggest I say?

1495
01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:37,000
I've got a hatchet job.

1496
01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:39,860
It is known I'm going to be on national news.

1497
01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:42,980
And it's part of the course.

1498
01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:48,000
You're going to be so proud of me, Mary.

1499
01:31:52,100 --> 01:31:53,120
I love you, Mary.

1500
01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:57,620
Love you, boys.

1501
01:31:59,420 --> 01:32:00,240
Hey, Chris?

1502
01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:03,380
Chris, excuse me, excuse me.

1503
01:32:03,820 --> 01:32:05,180
Mind if we get a photo real quick?

1504
01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:07,759
Sure.

1505
01:32:09,240 --> 01:32:10,380
Awesome, thanks, man.

1506
01:32:10,980 --> 01:32:11,880
I'm a big fan.

1507
01:32:13,480 --> 01:32:15,280
You're doing the Lord's work, you know that, right?

1508
01:32:17,780 --> 01:32:18,660
All right.

1509
01:32:18,660 --> 01:32:19,880
Big smiles.

1510
01:32:20,080 --> 01:32:20,920
Big smiles, Melvin.

1511
01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:21,480
Big smiles.

1512
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:58,120
The idea is a co-op business.

1513
01:32:59,060 --> 01:33:01,240
Listen, how am I going to get my interview?

1514
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:03,040
I'm going to have a tag team.

1515
01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:04,780
They can force entry.

1516
01:33:05,140 --> 01:33:06,120
That's your call.

1517
01:33:07,060 --> 01:33:08,400
If we do that...

1518
01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:10,480
I want cameras.

1519
01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:12,600
And your guns.

1520
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:16,360
Maybe not as possible.

1521
01:33:16,420 --> 01:33:17,360
Let's make it possible.

1522
01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:18,600
Mitchell!

1523
01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:20,060
Cameras on guns!

1524
01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:22,220
How am I going to get my fucking interview?

1525
01:33:25,460 --> 01:33:25,940
Hi.

1526
01:33:26,220 --> 01:33:26,660
Hi.

1527
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:29,160
If I look at the offer you left for me...

1528
01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:30,740
Sorry, I can't hear you that well.

1529
01:33:31,220 --> 01:33:33,520
We are so so excited.

1530
01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:34,360
Yeah.

1531
01:33:34,580 --> 01:33:36,060
About you coming to the Cold War.

1532
01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:37,340
I was thinking about it.

1533
01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:40,080
And, uh...

1534
01:33:41,900 --> 01:33:43,060
I don't want to.

1535
01:33:43,720 --> 01:33:44,200
Sorry?

1536
01:33:44,840 --> 01:33:45,420
What do you mean?

1537
01:33:45,860 --> 01:33:46,840
No, I don't want to.

1538
01:33:47,460 --> 01:33:48,560
Oh, God, Andy.

1539
01:33:49,420 --> 01:33:50,920
I said what I felt for you.

1540
01:33:51,240 --> 01:33:52,920
Well, I'm sorry if I wasted your time.

1541
01:33:53,480 --> 01:33:55,500
Why don't you take a week to think about it?

1542
01:33:57,640 --> 01:33:59,560
I think you're making a big mistake.

1543
01:34:25,580 --> 01:34:27,200
I just need you to talk to him.

1544
01:34:29,020 --> 01:34:30,080
Get him outside.

1545
01:34:31,240 --> 01:34:32,340
I'll get the interview.

1546
01:34:33,420 --> 01:34:35,100
It'll be a part of television history.

1547
01:34:39,380 --> 01:34:40,900
I can't go out there.

1548
01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:47,240
You're either with me...

1549
01:34:47,240 --> 01:34:48,320
Or you're with him.

1550
01:35:00,970 --> 01:35:02,370
I don't want to be a bad person.

1551
01:35:02,390 --> 01:35:05,010
I don't want to be a bad person.

1552
01:35:09,810 --> 01:35:10,890
Son...

1553
01:35:10,890 --> 01:35:13,210
Your definition of bad...

1554
01:35:14,730 --> 01:35:16,530
And my definition of bad...

1555
01:35:17,850 --> 01:35:19,190
Are vastly different.

1556
01:35:31,880 --> 01:35:32,960
Shit.

1557
01:35:43,300 --> 01:35:43,920
I'm in.

1558
01:35:45,260 --> 01:35:46,040
I am.

1559
01:36:06,070 --> 01:36:12,790
I know you're in there.

1560
01:36:15,310 --> 01:36:17,010
Just come outside.

1561
01:36:17,930 --> 01:36:19,990
It'll be safer if you come outside.

1562
01:36:22,130 --> 01:36:22,930
But just...

1563
01:36:23,510 --> 01:36:26,310
I just want to watch musicals with you.

1564
01:36:27,570 --> 01:36:28,570
Yeah, I know.

1565
01:36:36,030 --> 01:36:37,710
Did you always hate me?

1566
01:36:41,550 --> 01:36:42,150
Brent...

1567
01:36:43,810 --> 01:36:47,310
I think I'm in the minority of people who actually think that...

1568
01:36:47,310 --> 01:36:49,110
Film is better than the stage production.

1569
01:36:51,210 --> 01:36:52,210
That's funny.

1570
01:36:57,770 --> 01:37:00,690
I told you film is better than the stage production.

1571
01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:38,710
525,000 moments so dear 525

1572
01:37:38,710 --> 01:37:46,350
,600 minutes How do you measure?

1573
01:37:47,090 --> 01:37:48,910
Measure a year?

1574
01:37:51,490 --> 01:37:59,451
In daylight In sunsets In midnights In cups of coffee,

1575
01:37:59,651 --> 01:38:01,199
In inches ...

1576
01:38:44,720 --> 01:38:46,060
I think that I made this work.

1577
01:38:48,810 --> 01:38:50,950
Find some police to interview.

1578
01:39:12,300 --> 01:39:14,220
Gibby Dickow, are you playing with me?

1579
01:39:16,630 --> 01:39:17,550
I masturbate today.

1580
01:39:20,840 --> 01:39:21,620
You want the kids?

1581
01:39:21,960 --> 01:39:22,180
Come.

1582
01:39:24,840 --> 01:39:25,680
My fear is gone.

1583
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:29,680
How sick are you?

1584
01:39:33,480 --> 01:39:34,200
Are you going to fuck me?

1585
01:39:35,820 --> 01:39:37,180
Too late to fuck you soon.

1586
01:39:41,170 --> 01:39:45,920
Gibby Dickow Are you playing with me?

1587
01:39:49,310 --> 01:39:50,330
She masturbates today.

1588
01:39:53,990 --> 01:39:55,010
You have the kids?

1589
01:39:56,350 --> 01:39:56,690
Come.

1590
01:40:05,650 --> 01:40:07,270
What would happen if I wasn't here?

1591
01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:11,760
Hey, sorry, are you...

1592
01:41:13,360 --> 01:41:14,160
Daniel Plum?

1593
01:41:17,090 --> 01:41:18,690
Oh man, I think I have your mail.

1594
01:41:19,670 --> 01:41:23,110
Yeah, I'm 202 and a half, not 202 and a quarter.

1595
01:41:24,150 --> 01:41:25,230
Yeah, thanks, thank you.

1596
01:41:25,310 --> 01:41:26,890
No worries, no worries, here you go.

1597
01:41:27,150 --> 01:41:30,810
You know, at this point, I swear, you should just put my name down on the mail,

1598
01:41:30,810 --> 01:41:34,490
because the last three tenants who have lived here I've gotten all of their mail.

1599
01:41:34,490 --> 01:41:35,510
It's insane, dude.

1600
01:41:35,610 --> 01:41:35,850
Okay.

1601
01:41:35,970 --> 01:41:41,370
It's like, no matter what I do, I cannot get them to stop putting it in my box.

1602
01:41:41,530 --> 01:41:44,730
And it says 202 and a quarter, and they're still doing it.

1603
01:41:44,770 --> 01:41:45,310
You know what I mean?

1604
01:41:45,790 --> 01:41:46,590
Oh, you know what?

1605
01:41:46,610 --> 01:41:47,570
I have another package.

1606
01:41:47,730 --> 01:41:48,530
I'll grab it for you, okay?

1607
01:42:24,750 --> 01:42:25,870
Alright, brother man.

1608
01:42:27,170 --> 01:42:27,810
There you go.

1609
01:42:28,870 --> 01:42:31,050
Overnight priority, Mr. Fancy Pants.

1610
01:42:32,050 --> 01:42:32,950
Hey, what's in the box?

1611
01:42:33,650 --> 01:42:35,350
What's in the box?

1612
01:42:36,630 --> 01:42:37,490
Oh shit.

1613
01:42:37,910 --> 01:42:38,390
Are you an actor?