1 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,395 So Anne St. Marie. 2 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:23,723 Address, 386 dupont street, apartment 6f. 3 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:26,969 Profession, retired poetry professor. 4 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:30,072 And Madeline St. Marie. 5 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:32,141 Address, the same. 6 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:34,634 Profession, bicycle messenger. 7 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:38,805 And Madeline is your granddaughter. 8 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:43,343 And you would like to initiate adoption proceedings? 9 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:49,191 So you would like to adopt your adult granddaughter 10 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,694 so that she's legally your daughter? 11 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:52,718 That's right. 12 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:55,965 How long have you lived here? 13 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,533 1972. 14 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,229 Rent control. 15 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:08,778 Yeah. And the lease stipulates that it can only be passed on 16 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:12,014 to a spouse or child? 17 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:13,916 Otherwise, the rent could be raised 18 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,118 to current market value. 19 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:18,945 I don't, I don't know. I-I'd have to check. 20 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:33,302 Well, in that case, I suppose we should start 21 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:35,261 on that adoption paperwork. 22 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,182 Three months. 23 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,646 Why does it gotta take three months? 24 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,086 I had to grease a few palms to get it through that fast. 25 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,887 It usually takes six. 26 00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:53,055 When are you home tonight? 27 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:54,256 - 6:30. - Yeah, well, 28 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,325 don't be late for "jeopardy!" Again. 29 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:57,393 Nana, come on. 30 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:59,228 Guy got hit by a waffle truck last night. 31 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:00,252 It's a one-time thing. 32 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:03,232 Hey, Otto. When are you going to fix the hallway lights? 33 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:04,567 When you going to kiss my ass 34 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:06,168 for living in such a palatial apartment 35 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:07,636 for a pittance? 36 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,405 You know how much I could be charging for that place? 37 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:11,440 Yep. Rent control's a bitch, ain't it? 38 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:14,200 Well, it takes one to know one, you old crone. 39 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,915 Go ahead, please. 40 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:31,651 Well, it's the best one. 41 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:35,255 - You should have it. - No. Please, I-I insist. 42 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,591 I have taken the plum that was at the fruit stand, 43 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:41,461 which you were probably eyeing for breakfast. 44 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,465 You are forgiven. 45 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:47,701 It looks delicious. 46 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:50,670 So sweet and so cold. 47 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:09,989 Real asshole, that William Carlos Williams. 48 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,759 Steal someone's plum and then write a poem about it? 49 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:17,230 Yeah. He was the worst. 50 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,268 Big beefhead was one nickname 51 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,280 for this late 19th century president. 52 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,614 Who was grover Cleveland? 53 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:27,750 Grover Cleveland. Good for a thousand. 54 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:30,310 - Back to you. - Off, 1,000. 55 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,621 Kick out the r from a pile of stones 56 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:35,648 on a hiking trail and wander aimlessly. 57 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,384 Nana, you okay? 58 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,895 What should we watch after this? 59 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:41,664 "Michael Clayton." 60 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:44,591 Nana, you always want to watch "Michael Clayton." 61 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,038 It's the perfect movie. 62 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,006 What is Nova Scotia? 63 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,207 You got it. 64 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,832 Wild lines, 200. 65 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:04,754 Nana, I'm home early. 66 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,449 Nana? 67 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:12,618 Nana? 68 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,464 Nana? What the... 69 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:20,269 What the... Fuck! 70 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:23,305 Looked at grandma's pussy eyes! God! 71 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:24,664 Here. 72 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,471 This is my girlfriend, Kate. 73 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:34,674 Kate forster. Hello. 74 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:36,910 Sorry. 75 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,546 We really didn't expect you till later. 76 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,458 Yeah, no, careful. 77 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:43,993 I don't think you should scrub. 78 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,585 I-It's more of a dab. 79 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,663 I think I got it. 80 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:50,599 Thank you so much, Kate forster. 81 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,393 Okay, well, I'm sensing a little bit of hostility. 82 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,604 Does it make you uncomfortable 83 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,273 my relationship with your grandmother? 84 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,242 Yeah. It's-it's-it's walking in 85 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:02,578 on my Nana having sex with a stranger 86 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,504 that makes me a little uncomfortable. 87 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:11,511 Mitten, I, I understand this is a shock. 88 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,146 I think it just, 89 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,648 I haven't really pictured you 90 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:20,463 in a romantic context outside of grandpa, so... 91 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:23,990 No, I loved your grandpa very much. 92 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:27,603 It's just, when I was younger, 93 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:32,274 I, I dated quite a few people, men and women, 94 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:36,612 and it's been a joy for me 95 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:39,506 to reconnect with that part of myself. 96 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:45,087 Nana, if you're happy, I'm happy. 97 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,746 Really? 98 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,315 Well, you still seem kind of upset. 99 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,528 It's probably from the pepper spray, Kate. 100 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:55,789 And you know what? Now that this band aid's been torn off, 101 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:58,234 I've been waiting for the right moment 102 00:05:58,258 --> 00:05:59,793 to bring this up. 103 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,863 I've asked Kate to move in with us. 104 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,968 It's going to be fun, roomie. 105 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:15,951 I'm not the guy that you kill. I'm the guy that you buy. 106 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:18,611 Are you so fucking blind you don't even see what I am? 107 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,980 I'm the easiest part of your whole goddamn problem, 108 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,201 and you're going to kill me? 109 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:24,984 Don't you know who I am? I'm a fixer. 110 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,255 Shoplifting housewives to bent congressmen 111 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,824 and you're going to kill me? 112 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,470 Anything wrong, maddy? 113 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,262 No, nothing's wrong. 114 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:39,475 Just trying to... Watch the movie. 115 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,477 This movie is dumb. 116 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:42,812 All they do is talk. 117 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,081 I mean, I can't even follow the plot. 118 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,173 They talk in movies. 119 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,352 And it's also because you're not paying attention. 120 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,287 - I mean... - girls. Girls! 121 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:52,846 Please. 122 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,581 It's fine. 123 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,249 It's just a movie. 124 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,419 - One second. - Everything okay? 125 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:01,197 You're so fucked. 126 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,589 What? 127 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:04,190 You're fucked. 128 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,637 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 129 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:11,031 Yes! Yes! 130 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,088 I need you to do something for me. 131 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,055 Maddy. 132 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,558 Delicates day for you as well? 133 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:18,231 Am I meant to pick up this folder? 134 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,266 Look inside? 135 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,035 What might it contain? 136 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,070 "Jeopardy!" clues? 137 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,682 Your name isn't Kate forster. 138 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:27,941 It's Amelia peek. 139 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,710 And you're a liar and a felon. 140 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,624 Pieces of paper could never contain 141 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,351 the totality of a human life. 142 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:41,254 I don't care about the totality of your life. 143 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,399 I care about your prison record 144 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,925 and the three warrants you have out for your arrest. 145 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:50,063 Admit it. You're after my Nana's incredible rent-controlled apartment. 146 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:55,001 When I see your Nana, 147 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,304 I see her beauty... 148 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,207 And her wonderful mind 149 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:05,111 and her endless capacity for sensual delights. 150 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,324 And quite frankly, it concerns me 151 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,350 that when you look at her, 152 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:16,222 all you see is a nice, cheap apartment. 153 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,234 Yeah. I ain't buying that shit. 154 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,702 You're an absolute fraud. 155 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,962 You're going to break it off and you're going to leave town now. 156 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,164 Or? 157 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,743 Or I'm sure the Minnesota bureau of criminal apprehension 158 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:30,070 will be very interested to learn your whereabouts. 159 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,989 Do you think it's wise... 160 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:54,537 To threaten the person in this packet? 161 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:59,399 You don't know me or what I've done... 162 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,379 Or what I'm capable of. 163 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,849 Stay away from my Nana. 164 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,323 Wowza. 165 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,435 That spin cycle is really something else. 166 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,128 Get the fuck out of town. 167 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,074 Okay, you win. I'll go. 168 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:35,135 But can you just give me a couple days to say goodbye? 169 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,905 I want to let Anne down gently. 170 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,174 You can have one day. 171 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,056 You said you'd do it at 3. It's now 3:05. 172 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,782 Quit stalling. 173 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,518 Alright. Alright. 174 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,564 I just have some laundry in the wash. 175 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,865 Would you mind advancing it for me? 176 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,289 I'm not doing your fucking laundry. 177 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:09,396 I just need a minute alone with her, okay? 178 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:13,066 And then I'll be out of your hair... forever. 179 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,914 - Hey, Nana? - Yeah. 180 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,349 I'm just going to pop down and do some laundry, okay? 181 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,876 - Okay, mittens. Love you. - I love you too. 182 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,980 What do you think about putting in a breakfast nook? 183 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,761 Could be nice. 184 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,216 I think this is going to be good for me. 185 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,318 I got a good feeling about this. 186 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,820 New York City? Please explain. 187 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,589 Well, here's my working theory. 188 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,983 Everywhere I go, I get sucked into other people's bullshit. 189 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,863 Well, but here, the sheer volume of people, 190 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,165 I mean, just the amount of bullshit. 191 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,001 Well, I suspect it might work like some kind of a, 192 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,703 I don't know, white noise machine. 193 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:24,073 And, me, I can just be a person. 194 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,442 Now you're sure I'm not putting you out, right? 195 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,110 I haven't lived in Brooklyn for years. 196 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,912 I keep it as a tax write-off. 197 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,480 My poor pillows go unrumpled. 198 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,974 Okay, well, I'll be sure to rumple 'em good for you. 199 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,226 Good morning. 200 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,251 Hi. 201 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:47,797 Wow. 202 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:48,998 Hey. Hey, there. 203 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,424 Those getting, 204 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,127 scalloped or mashed or... 205 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:59,041 You're right. None of my business. 206 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:03,103 Ours is not to reason why so many potatoes. 207 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,614 See you. 208 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:21,154 Ho! Home is where the mustard is. 209 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,267 Who are you? Are you subletting? 210 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,069 Subletting is strictly forbidden. 211 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,805 No, I'm... I'm just 212 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,297 I'm cat sitting for my good buddy. 213 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,143 He has a pet? That is so much worse. 214 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:38,180 No, no, I said cactus sitting. Cactus. 215 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,515 You didn't let me finish. I... 216 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,751 Yeah, s-so I'm just here to water his succulents. 217 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,376 So you're not staying here? 218 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,221 Absolutely not. 219 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,958 Fine. But cacti famously don't require a lot of water. 220 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,092 So I shouldn't see you around here 221 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,194 for at least another 10 days. 222 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,765 Okay, I-I-I will put that on my calendar, commend a tore. 223 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,127 Geez. 224 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,466 Yes. 225 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,380 Yes, yes, yes. 226 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,485 Gosh, Abdul, this is really some place you got here. 227 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:53,956 I mean, you got smoothies, chainsaws, cheese 228 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,691 as far as the eye can see. 229 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,083 Snow globes. 230 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,254 Yeah. You think I could get a job here? 231 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,290 I don't know who you are. 232 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,203 I'm Charlie, Charlie Cale, just lookin' for a job. 233 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,904 Excuse me, sir. 234 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,306 I bought this cantaloupe here earlier, 235 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,809 and it is just completely unacceptable. 236 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,934 That's bullshit. 237 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,146 I'm sorry. Do you want another? 238 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,850 No, what I'd like is to exchange it for four mangoes. 239 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:21,994 I think it's perfectly fair. 240 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,410 Also bullshit. 241 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,922 I'm sorry. Can I help you? 242 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:30,684 Help? 243 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:32,628 You're fine. 244 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,322 Honestly, your fruit scams are your business. 245 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,659 Well, maybe it could be our business. 246 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,295 Let me buy you a pasta dinner. 247 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,632 I want to know everything there is to know about you. 248 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,610 Gosh. 249 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:51,981 You don't mean that but, flattered nonetheless. 250 00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,940 You got a keen sense of the truth? 251 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,877 You're what I like to call a eagle-eyed Jim. 252 00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,646 An honest Thomas. 253 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,515 And other things, I'm sure. 254 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,995 Lucille lambchop. Thanks, Abdul. See you. 255 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,196 Alright. 256 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,194 Hey, cactus lady. 257 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,329 Hey! 258 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,332 I'm talking to you. 259 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,268 I still see you. 260 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,613 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 261 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,672 Shit. 262 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,209 God. 263 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,187 Did you shut that door? 264 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,546 Yeah. Sorry. Why? 265 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,665 This place is a death trap. 266 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,567 The landlord doesn't fix a goddamn thing. 267 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:48,070 Otto, right? Well, that's the guy I was fleeing. 268 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:52,108 It turns out I guess he doesn't really like subletters, so... 269 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,276 Geez, man. Shit. 270 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,669 How do we get out of here? 271 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,546 What are you doing? 272 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,816 I'm a bike messenger, so prepared for anything. 273 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,051 Packages and stuff. 274 00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:03,810 - Fucking Otto. - Right. 275 00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,413 Fucking Otto. 276 00:19:08,048 --> 00:19:10,226 This is like chernobylicious? 277 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,523 Jesus! 278 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,235 Spin cycle on these things is bananas. 279 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,603 Seems so. Seems so. 280 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,472 Okay. Sorry about that. Sorry about the door. 281 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,141 You know, I'm new here, and I don't know protocol. 282 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,275 I don't really know the protocol 283 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,301 because I'm not supposed to be living here anyway. 284 00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:32,882 - I'm Charlie, by the way. - Maddy. 285 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,007 Hey, maddy. 286 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,710 So you've been here living here a while? 287 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,856 A couple years. I live with my Nana. 288 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,358 She's been here forever. 289 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,126 Parents kicked me out in high school, 290 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,885 and she took me in. 291 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,730 Do you like "jeopardy!"? 292 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,734 Well, it sure has a way of finding me. 293 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,371 I can't say I like it. 294 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,649 Though there is something invigorating 295 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,908 about confronting your own mortality. 296 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,478 I meant the game show. 297 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,057 Well, yeah. Fuck yeah. 298 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,659 Who is buckminster Fuller? 299 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,260 Buckminster Fuller is the dome guy. 300 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,453 That's correct. 301 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,865 What a life? 302 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,799 It's just like, 303 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,102 honeydew, "jeopardy!." What more could you want? 304 00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,771 Well, we could watch "Michael Clayton" for the 800th time. 305 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,339 Perfect movie. 306 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,074 I knew I liked you. 307 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,466 Yeah. 308 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:38,738 Man, Anne, this is, like, some place? 309 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,317 What are you, an oligarch or something? 310 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,419 Retired poetry professor. 311 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:46,055 I've been in here since the early '70s though. 312 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,123 And it's rent controlled. 313 00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:49,625 Holy holy grail of apartments. 314 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,194 We're trying to work it so we can keep the cheap rent forever. 315 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,338 So Nana's going to adopt me. 316 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,364 Wow. No shit? 317 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,532 I can't wait to see the look 318 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,491 on Otto's face when he finds out. 319 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,961 - Yoo-hoo? - In here. 320 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,539 Sorry I'm late. 321 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,641 - Had to pick the right mango. - Ooh. 322 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:06,866 Thank you. 323 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:08,978 And you are? 324 00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:10,603 Charlie. 325 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,605 New to the building, but don't tell Otto. 326 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:16,109 Charlie, do you have your library card yet? 327 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,587 Here we go. 328 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,890 - What? - Ricardo's a very passionate librarian. 329 00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:23,092 It's not just my job, it's my calling. 330 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,028 If you ever need something researched, I'm your guy. 331 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:29,732 Wow. So Ricardo, you're like a walking, talking epitome 332 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,400 of don't judge a book by its cover? 333 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:36,463 - Yeah, are they... - Are they hiring? - Kind of. 334 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:40,543 Downside is the librarians' union is so corrupt. 335 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,635 Dude, do you need a job? You should have asked me. 336 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,380 - I can hook you up. - - It's going to be alright. 337 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,282 I did see a, a flyer 338 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,441 for a remote work opportunity, so... 339 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:52,888 Stop sign, person. 340 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:53,913 Stop sign. 341 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,958 Stop sign, person. 342 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,126 Stop sign. 343 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,961 Stop sign, person. 344 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,229 - Hello. - Person. 345 00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:01,588 Sorry! 346 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,990 Do you want this coffee? 347 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,030 Do I want this coffee? 348 00:22:11,231 --> 00:22:12,575 It's just a regular black coffee, 349 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,477 and they accidentally made me two 350 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:18,280 and you just kind of look sad at your laptop, 351 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,149 dead-eyed, tapping. 352 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:24,353 Me? No, no, no. I... Hey, i-I'll have you know that, 353 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:27,757 well, I am a bonafide captcha technician. 354 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,892 Yeah. You see? So I basically, I decide 355 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,094 what's stop signs and what's not all day. 356 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,586 I mean, it is dirty work, 357 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,965 but, you know, somebody's gotta do it. 358 00:22:35,989 --> 00:22:37,490 Sure. 359 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,606 Not coffee. It's not coffee. 360 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,275 Butterscotch pumpkin mochaccino. 361 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:47,810 They messed it up. 362 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,178 I am so sorry. 363 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:52,081 And I said it was black coffee and I lied. That's awful. 364 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:53,749 No, no, it's fine. 365 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,718 You're trying to do something nice and, and you didn't lie. 366 00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,887 - They-they-they messed it up. - I can return it. 367 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,191 It's growing on me. 368 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,085 Well, leave it to me to fuck up a random act of kindness. 369 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,588 Pay it forward, I guess. 370 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,058 Crosswalk. 371 00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:13,836 Building. 372 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,528 Firetruck. 373 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,163 Crowd. 374 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:20,100 Everyone, if I could have your attention. 375 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,212 There was an accident involving toxic chemicals 376 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:24,447 in the laundry room. 377 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,515 We should all steer clear for a few days. 378 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,551 Hi. Hey. You said we? 379 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:31,053 Sure. I live here. 380 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,388 Micky, 1g. 381 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,256 Wow. 1g. 382 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,524 Hey, I'm gg. 383 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,393 So I'm right below you. 384 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,852 Who's the tap dancer? 385 00:23:39,219 --> 00:23:40,563 That would be me. 386 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,698 Boy. You're a real John bubbles? 387 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:45,658 I had a short-lived off-Broadway career, 388 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,504 but now I just do it to relieve stress sometimes. 389 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,840 Yeah, of course. Do you ever miss the limelight? 390 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,675 Sometimes. This pays the bills. 391 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,276 I got a wife and kid now. 392 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,678 Could you tell me what happened? 393 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,546 Hey, Micky, need a hand here. 394 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,073 - See ya. - It's a freak accident, apparently. 395 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:03,486 Tenant was doing laundry, 396 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,788 spilled some bleach on some descaler, 397 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:08,948 and the sodium hypochlorite reacted 398 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:11,927 with the phosphoric acid and created chlorine gas. 399 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,998 The broken lock meant the tenant was trapped inside. 400 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,233 Gosh, they died? 401 00:24:17,257 --> 00:24:18,801 - Yes. - Jesus. 402 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:20,536 Also, are you a chemist or something? 403 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,938 'Cause that was a very detailed breakdown. 404 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:23,673 No, no. 405 00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:25,608 I was an investigative journalist 406 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,877 for "the observer" before I got blackballed 407 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,779 after sucker punching Rex Reed. 408 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:31,981 - No shit? - Then I did a stint 409 00:24:32,005 --> 00:24:35,484 as managing editor at "vague" before retiring. 410 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:36,919 "Vogue." I mean, that's a big deal. 411 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:39,612 No, no. "Vague" magazine. Different publication. 412 00:24:39,713 --> 00:24:41,614 What's that one about? 413 00:24:42,182 --> 00:24:43,616 This and that. 414 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,630 Hey, do you know who the tenant was? 415 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,790 No, but I knew her grandmother, Anne. 416 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:52,735 She's lived here forever. 417 00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:56,062 Geez. 418 00:24:57,097 --> 00:24:58,198 Shit. 419 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,285 Hello again. 420 00:25:09,309 --> 00:25:10,410 Nice fruit. 421 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:12,245 To what do I owe the pleasure? 422 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:16,025 I'm, I'm looking for Anne. 423 00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:18,060 She's in mourning right now. 424 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:21,888 Yeah, I know. It's... It's awful. I. 425 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:24,958 I came by to say how sorry I was. 426 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,227 By bringing a pineapple? 427 00:25:29,229 --> 00:25:32,942 I... Yeah, I remember that Anne likes fruit. 428 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:35,311 And someone did something nice for me, 429 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:39,181 told me to pass it on. I... A pineapple of condolence. 430 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:42,108 A lovely gesture. She'll be very touched. 431 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:46,822 Yeah. Sorry. So sorry. 432 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:50,226 Just, you said you're a friend of Anne's? 433 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:51,460 We're engaged actually. 434 00:25:51,484 --> 00:25:53,953 - Bullshit. - Excuse me? 435 00:25:54,688 --> 00:25:56,723 Sorry. Forget it. I... 436 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:58,734 None of my business. 437 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,260 That's right. 438 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,471 You're a savvy one. 439 00:26:02,495 --> 00:26:03,997 Eagle-eyed Jim. 440 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:06,308 Well, we're going to be engaged. 441 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:07,710 Very soon. 442 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,545 You said you, you live here? 443 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,881 But it's nuts, I 444 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,749 I was here a few weeks ago. I thought, 445 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:14,784 I thought it was just Anne and maddy. 446 00:26:14,808 --> 00:26:16,443 Recent development. 447 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:18,178 Thanks for the pineapple. 448 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:28,621 Those must be some thirsty cacti. 449 00:26:28,722 --> 00:26:30,833 Either that or you are a liar. 450 00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:33,969 A dirty, filthy, subletting liar. 451 00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:36,472 You have a lot of nerve, okay? 452 00:26:36,496 --> 00:26:37,707 A woman is dead because of you. 453 00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:39,408 That's baloney. 454 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:40,576 You refused to fix the lock. 455 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,812 She got stuck, and now her blood is 456 00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:44,547 on your cheapskate hands. 457 00:26:44,571 --> 00:26:46,973 But I did fix the lock. 458 00:26:48,842 --> 00:26:50,553 Wait, that's true. What? 459 00:26:52,412 --> 00:26:53,823 The bleach fell from there 460 00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:56,058 and, well, that must be the descaler, 461 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,160 which I have to say, that sounds like some sort 462 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:01,430 of a weird torture device for iguanas. 463 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,058 Chernobylicious. 464 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:09,572 Hey, that bottle was on that shelf. 465 00:27:09,596 --> 00:27:10,806 I recognize the goo. 466 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,141 The descaler? 467 00:27:12,165 --> 00:27:14,076 I use it on the boiler sometimes. 468 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,270 Okay. So then what's it doing down here? 469 00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:20,940 Clearly someone moved it. 470 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,821 Otto, I'm going to ask you something, 471 00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:28,348 and I don't want you to take this personally. 472 00:27:32,352 --> 00:27:33,352 Did you murder maddy? 473 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,764 What? No! 474 00:27:34,788 --> 00:27:36,589 You didn't. 475 00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:38,134 - Why would I kill her? - I don't know. 476 00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,269 Gosh, maybe you were, you know, mad that they were doing 477 00:27:40,293 --> 00:27:42,505 this whole rent-controlled adoption scheme 478 00:27:42,529 --> 00:27:43,773 and you wanted to stop it. 479 00:27:43,797 --> 00:27:46,199 They were running a rent-controlled adoption scheme? 480 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:49,645 Had I known that, I would've killed her. 481 00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:51,871 Okay. That was not a lie. 482 00:27:52,272 --> 00:27:55,251 So, just so I'm clear, what you're saying is 483 00:27:55,275 --> 00:27:58,454 that you didn't murder maddy, but you would've. 484 00:27:58,478 --> 00:27:59,612 Totally. 485 00:27:59,713 --> 00:28:02,425 Your candor is alarming. 486 00:28:02,449 --> 00:28:04,584 Okay. 487 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:06,896 Look, we both agree this is fishy, right? 488 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,256 I mean, you fix it, and yet it's broken. 489 00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:11,434 Over here, well, 490 00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:14,236 the descaler just flew over here from nowhere. 491 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,505 And anybody that lives here knows this laundry room. 492 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:20,400 I mean, they know that this, spin cycle is just bonkers. 493 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,778 This isn't the handle I installed. 494 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,647 This is a schlage f50. 495 00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:26,215 I installed a schlage f30. 496 00:28:26,239 --> 00:28:28,384 I never would've sprung for an upgraded model. 497 00:28:28,408 --> 00:28:29,485 I see. 498 00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:31,087 What you're saying is that 499 00:28:31,111 --> 00:28:34,280 whoever bought this sludge f50, 500 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:37,650 well, they're the one that set up this whole rube goldberg of death? 501 00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:41,130 Who cares? It means I'm not liable. 502 00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:43,189 Now feed the cacti and get out. 503 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,304 I see. 504 00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:02,142 Maybe this will bring you some comfort? 505 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,913 This is all I have left of her now. 506 00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:11,384 I can't believe this has happened. 507 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:22,128 "The art of losing isn't hard to master." 508 00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:26,933 "Though it might look like disaster." 509 00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:54,227 Did maddy have any friends that worked at the library? 510 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:58,331 Ricardo in 2b. 511 00:29:58,765 --> 00:30:00,242 Why? 512 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,569 I'm putting together a tribute 513 00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:05,372 and I don't want to leave anybody out. 514 00:30:07,374 --> 00:30:09,085 I'm going to pop out for a few errands. 515 00:30:09,109 --> 00:30:10,443 Do you want anything? 516 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:14,381 I don't want to stay here anymore. 517 00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:21,254 It's perfectly normal to feel that way. 518 00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:23,423 You've suffered a loss 519 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:28,028 but just remember, this too shall pass. 520 00:30:36,369 --> 00:30:40,106 Hey, Abdul. How's it going? 521 00:30:40,674 --> 00:30:41,784 I don't know who you are. 522 00:30:41,808 --> 00:30:45,621 Gosh. You're not lying, but you are a little hurtful. 523 00:30:45,645 --> 00:30:46,856 I am in here a lot 524 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,991 and like to think I have a memorable mug. 525 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,017 Hey, do you remember, 526 00:30:51,451 --> 00:30:54,087 did anybody buy one of these doorknobs recently? 527 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,833 Yeah. Schlage f50? Yes, they did. 528 00:30:57,857 --> 00:31:00,903 Great. Who was it? 529 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:02,462 I have no idea. 530 00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:03,873 I'm sorry. 531 00:31:03,897 --> 00:31:05,307 I have face blindness. 532 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:08,010 I can remember people's orders and purchases 533 00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:10,846 but none of their physical characteristics. 534 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,748 Got it. 535 00:31:12,772 --> 00:31:16,118 Well, me, I'm the chopped cheese with pepperoncinis, 536 00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:17,386 extra provolone, side of vape. 537 00:31:17,410 --> 00:31:19,555 Yes, of course. Welcome back. 538 00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:20,956 It's good to see you. 539 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,658 You're one of my favorites. 540 00:31:22,682 --> 00:31:24,317 That's nice. 541 00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:29,965 So, hey, the person that purchased this doorknob, 542 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,358 you remember their order? 543 00:31:31,825 --> 00:31:34,627 No, they don't get sandwiches. 544 00:31:35,195 --> 00:31:37,297 But they do buy a lot of fruit. 545 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,845 Does it happen to be a very sweet old lady 546 00:31:42,869 --> 00:31:44,504 who loves poetry? 547 00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:48,317 This is an intense condition. 548 00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:51,187 So, so you don't know if the person 549 00:31:51,211 --> 00:31:53,279 in question was a 70-year-old woman? 550 00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:58,218 They buy yogurt, nuts, but mostly fruit. 551 00:31:59,219 --> 00:32:01,521 And often they're not happy with the fruit too. 552 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:04,457 Try to return it for multiples of other fruit. 553 00:32:17,637 --> 00:32:21,508 Ricardo, I'm not going to beat around the bush. 554 00:32:21,908 --> 00:32:23,510 I'm bad news. 555 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:25,945 But you know that 556 00:32:26,046 --> 00:32:28,648 because I read your little book report. 557 00:32:30,984 --> 00:32:32,385 You've been inside? 558 00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:35,798 Yeah, I've been inside all day, 559 00:32:35,822 --> 00:32:37,257 but I'm about to go out. 560 00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:43,363 Inside, like prison inside. 561 00:32:43,863 --> 00:32:45,398 No. 562 00:32:45,899 --> 00:32:47,534 Then what's with all the tats? 563 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:50,403 I just love the art of visual storytelling. 564 00:32:52,539 --> 00:32:54,774 Well, the first thing you learn inside 565 00:32:55,175 --> 00:32:58,854 is that anyone can be got to, at any time. 566 00:32:58,878 --> 00:33:00,423 Accidents happen. 567 00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:02,649 Have you ever seen "anatomy of a fall?" 568 00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:06,720 It's a great dog performance. 569 00:33:07,887 --> 00:33:10,190 But people slip and fall. 570 00:33:10,957 --> 00:33:12,435 But without a witness, 571 00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:14,994 it's impossible to know if it was an accident 572 00:33:15,095 --> 00:33:16,806 or if they were pushed. 573 00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:21,911 Do you understand what I'm saying, Ricardo? 574 00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:25,114 Are you going to keep your mouth shut? 575 00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:30,610 Okay. 576 00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:33,279 Okay, good. 577 00:33:36,383 --> 00:33:38,618 This is a nice place. 578 00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:44,524 Is that a William eggleston? 579 00:33:57,003 --> 00:33:58,314 Great, Ricardo. 580 00:33:58,338 --> 00:34:01,083 Hey, I wanted to ask you a couple of questions. 581 00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:04,210 It's about, Anne's new girlfriend. 582 00:34:04,678 --> 00:34:05,912 You know her, right? 583 00:34:06,246 --> 00:34:09,582 No. No, I've never met her. 584 00:34:10,016 --> 00:34:11,351 What? 585 00:34:12,686 --> 00:34:13,687 Bullshit. 586 00:34:15,021 --> 00:34:16,132 Maybe I wasn't clear. 587 00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:19,168 I'm talking about that, you know, that uptight chick, 588 00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:20,560 the one with the sketchy energy? 589 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,596 You know, I don't like to judge books by their cover. 590 00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:26,475 And who does? I mean, I don't judge any books by any covers. 591 00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:29,378 Just, do you know if Katie and maddy 592 00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:31,180 had, like, a beef or something? 593 00:34:31,204 --> 00:34:32,772 - I just... - I don't know anything 594 00:34:34,607 --> 00:34:36,509 that's bullshit again. 595 00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:38,554 What is going on with you? 596 00:34:38,578 --> 00:34:40,980 Seriously? Are you mixed up in this somehow? 597 00:34:41,381 --> 00:34:44,994 - No. - Ricardo, you know that this Katie chick 598 00:34:45,018 --> 00:34:47,320 is, shady as fuck, right? 599 00:34:49,889 --> 00:34:51,825 I mean, she... 600 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:56,830 Maddy... 601 00:34:57,864 --> 00:34:58,865 Yeah? 602 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,470 Hey. Hey, maddy what? 603 00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:06,215 I mean... 604 00:35:10,076 --> 00:35:12,121 Geez, really? Come on. 605 00:35:12,145 --> 00:35:13,546 Ricardo! 606 00:35:14,514 --> 00:35:16,258 Saved by the bell? Ricardo. 607 00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:44,120 Okay, sheesh. 608 00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:46,446 Shush, I hear a fire alarm. Easy. 609 00:35:48,381 --> 00:35:49,825 - Hey. - Geez, 610 00:35:49,849 --> 00:35:51,961 feels like I'm working from home these days. 611 00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:53,262 Yeah. Yeah, I can imagine. 612 00:35:53,286 --> 00:35:54,697 So, hey, Micky, what's the, procedure here? 613 00:35:54,721 --> 00:35:56,532 We just gotta verify it's a false alarm, 614 00:35:56,556 --> 00:35:58,158 then we'll let everyone back in. 615 00:35:58,591 --> 00:36:00,603 Hey, also, I want to thank you. 616 00:36:00,627 --> 00:36:04,240 After our talk earlier, I realized I do miss the stage. 617 00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:05,708 I'm going out for an audition next week. 618 00:36:05,732 --> 00:36:07,710 Hey, that's great. I'm glad I could help, neighbor. 619 00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:10,212 You ever need a favor, you know where I live. 620 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,547 Or I guess you can call 911. 621 00:36:11,571 --> 00:36:13,482 Yeah. Hey, Micky. 622 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:17,086 Have you seen, Ricky, Ricky Ricardo, around? 623 00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:18,478 - No. - Nah? 624 00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:23,592 Hey, Ricky... I don't know anything. 625 00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,752 I don't know shit. Please stop talking to me! 626 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:28,097 Okay. 627 00:36:36,229 --> 00:36:37,564 I know what you did. 628 00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:40,876 - What did I do? - Y-Y-You killed maddy, 629 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,979 then you rigged the laundry room to make it look like an accident. 630 00:36:43,003 --> 00:36:46,215 And then you, you swapped out the schleizies, the schlakes, 631 00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:51,420 the schal... schlaze... You changed the door handles. 632 00:36:51,444 --> 00:36:53,022 Abdul confirmed it. 633 00:36:53,046 --> 00:36:54,781 The face blind store clerk? 634 00:36:56,316 --> 00:36:59,428 It's not what you know, honest Thomas, 635 00:36:59,452 --> 00:37:00,653 it's what you can prove. 636 00:37:00,754 --> 00:37:02,298 I don't think you're going to find 637 00:37:02,322 --> 00:37:04,166 many willing proof providers. 638 00:37:05,692 --> 00:37:06,936 Jesus. 639 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:02,882 Fuck yeah. This place is so sick. 640 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:06,653 I'm sorry. Can I help you? 641 00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:08,631 What's your Polly on renos? 642 00:38:08,655 --> 00:38:10,533 I'd like to install an ice plunge 643 00:38:10,557 --> 00:38:13,235 in the dining room so I can digest at 34 degrees. 644 00:38:13,259 --> 00:38:15,471 - That's my opti-tempy. - Well, of course. 645 00:38:15,495 --> 00:38:18,207 But I should mention there is a broker's fee. 646 00:38:18,231 --> 00:38:20,309 Not a big deal. Just 18 months rent. 647 00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:21,811 Do I look fucking poor to you? 648 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:25,748 I'm sorry. What's going on here? 649 00:38:25,772 --> 00:38:27,707 I'm doing a showing. 650 00:38:29,509 --> 00:38:31,520 So how soon can you move in? 651 00:38:31,544 --> 00:38:34,414 How soon can you kick miss freckles to the curb? 652 00:38:37,050 --> 00:38:38,318 Anne... 653 00:38:38,918 --> 00:38:41,230 There is a very unpleasant man 654 00:38:41,254 --> 00:38:42,531 traipsing around our living room. 655 00:38:42,555 --> 00:38:44,824 Yeah, I told Otto to list the apartment. 656 00:38:52,298 --> 00:38:54,210 I was gone an hour. 657 00:38:54,234 --> 00:38:56,045 Why would you do that? 658 00:38:56,069 --> 00:38:57,446 I tried to tell you earlier, 659 00:38:57,470 --> 00:38:59,215 I don't want to live here anymore. 660 00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,183 You can't decide that unilaterally. 661 00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:02,609 We're supposed to be partners. 662 00:39:03,043 --> 00:39:04,453 It's still my apartment. 663 00:39:04,477 --> 00:39:06,856 Yes, of course. 664 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,759 But we've been talking about getting married, 665 00:39:09,783 --> 00:39:13,653 and then it will be become our apartment. 666 00:39:13,987 --> 00:39:16,856 Don't you think I deserve to be consulted? 667 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:20,569 Well, we can be married anywhere. 668 00:39:20,593 --> 00:39:22,204 Why does it have to be here? 669 00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:23,830 Let's go see the country. 670 00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:28,001 Anne, come here. 671 00:39:30,203 --> 00:39:33,249 I have seen the country, 672 00:39:33,273 --> 00:39:34,850 and it doesn't get much better 673 00:39:34,874 --> 00:39:38,487 than a sumptuous rent-controlled New York penthouse 674 00:39:38,511 --> 00:39:41,314 with crown molding and two goddamn fireplaces. 675 00:39:42,048 --> 00:39:46,996 I'm sorry, but... I cannot stay here. 676 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:48,588 It hurts too much. 677 00:39:49,989 --> 00:39:50,989 Okay. 678 00:39:51,991 --> 00:39:54,094 Hey, I get it. 679 00:39:55,228 --> 00:39:57,907 But... okay. 680 00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:03,670 Why don't we get married now? 681 00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:06,315 And then hit the road. 682 00:40:06,339 --> 00:40:07,783 I mean, why wait? 683 00:40:07,807 --> 00:40:09,418 Then we could see the country as a married couple. 684 00:40:09,442 --> 00:40:11,020 I mean, wouldn't that be better? 685 00:40:11,044 --> 00:40:12,412 I don't know. 686 00:40:12,746 --> 00:40:14,614 I appreciate the sentiment, but... 687 00:40:15,215 --> 00:40:18,094 Okay, okay. Well, you know what, I'm going to go get the paperwork. 688 00:40:18,118 --> 00:40:20,229 Alright? Just wait here. 689 00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:45,988 Hey, Anne, I know this is going to sound crazy, 690 00:40:46,012 --> 00:40:49,616 but I, I think you might be in jeopardy. 691 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,698 Darling, I got the forms. 692 00:40:55,722 --> 00:40:58,058 Now all we need is a witness. 693 00:41:02,395 --> 00:41:03,763 You again. 694 00:41:04,764 --> 00:41:07,867 Charlie, could Kate and I have a moment alone? 695 00:41:10,570 --> 00:41:13,449 Yeah, I'll just, go feed the pigeons. 696 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:14,750 We don't have pigeons. 697 00:41:14,774 --> 00:41:16,876 Yeah, well, not with that attitude. 698 00:41:19,512 --> 00:41:22,182 Darling, what were you two discussing? 699 00:41:22,582 --> 00:41:24,960 Charlie has an interesting theory. 700 00:41:25,952 --> 00:41:28,197 She thinks you're after this apartment 701 00:41:28,221 --> 00:41:30,766 and that you seduced me under false pretenses 702 00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:33,159 so you can marry me and then bump me off. 703 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:37,039 And she thinks that you concocted this elaborate scheme 704 00:41:37,063 --> 00:41:39,775 to murder my dear beloved granddaughter 705 00:41:39,799 --> 00:41:41,968 because she was going to expose you. 706 00:41:46,606 --> 00:41:48,174 Do you believe that? 707 00:41:49,509 --> 00:41:50,977 She's a crazy person. 708 00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:54,714 Hey. Hey! 709 00:41:55,682 --> 00:41:58,718 I had nothing to do with maddy's death. 710 00:41:59,519 --> 00:42:02,956 I would do anything to have her back here with us right now. 711 00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,592 But she's gone. 712 00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:08,604 And I know the one thing that she would've wanted 713 00:42:08,628 --> 00:42:10,430 is for you not to be alone. 714 00:42:10,764 --> 00:42:13,967 I want to provide for you. I want to marry you. 715 00:42:15,835 --> 00:42:18,271 I'm going to take such good care of you. 716 00:42:18,838 --> 00:42:22,742 We can be happy together... here. 717 00:42:25,078 --> 00:42:27,857 Bu-but Charlie just seems so sure. 718 00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:30,626 She said she was close to finding proof. 719 00:42:30,650 --> 00:42:32,962 Hey, let me handle this. 720 00:42:32,986 --> 00:42:34,063 Why don't you run down to the laundry 721 00:42:34,087 --> 00:42:36,232 and get my clothes out of the dryer 722 00:42:36,256 --> 00:42:40,326 and when you get back, she'll be gone, okay? 723 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:43,963 I'm not going to let her ruin our new lives together. 724 00:42:46,499 --> 00:42:48,210 In this three bedroom, four bath, 725 00:42:48,234 --> 00:42:51,871 two fireplace apartment in New York for $800 a month. 726 00:42:53,139 --> 00:42:54,140 640. 727 00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:56,242 640. 728 00:42:57,610 --> 00:42:59,079 Wow. 729 00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:02,148 - Okay. - Yeah. 730 00:43:24,871 --> 00:43:26,873 You're cooked, aren't you? 731 00:43:27,507 --> 00:43:29,952 Well, here's how I figured it out. 732 00:43:29,976 --> 00:43:34,423 First, it was that yellow goo on the descaler. 733 00:43:34,447 --> 00:43:35,891 I knew I'd seen it before... 734 00:43:56,903 --> 00:43:58,938 - Whoa! - Well done, Charlie! 735 00:43:59,039 --> 00:44:01,217 - Roll to your right. - Gosh! 736 00:44:01,241 --> 00:44:03,052 Hey, Micky, thanks for setting that up for me. 737 00:44:03,076 --> 00:44:05,378 No problem. I told you I owe you one. 738 00:44:08,715 --> 00:44:10,383 You're so fucked. 739 00:44:11,451 --> 00:44:12,819 What? 740 00:44:13,186 --> 00:44:14,220 You're fucked. 741 00:44:18,525 --> 00:44:20,960 Darling, w-who's this? 742 00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:23,830 He's my witness. 743 00:44:24,898 --> 00:44:26,475 Charlie was right about you. 744 00:44:26,499 --> 00:44:27,867 And so was maddy. 745 00:44:28,635 --> 00:44:31,447 You really should have paid attention during "Michael Clayton." 746 00:44:39,646 --> 00:44:41,247 Gosh, I... 747 00:44:42,582 --> 00:44:45,161 Gosh, I'm, I'm real sorry 748 00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:49,255 about maddy and Kate too, for that matter. 749 00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:53,135 It really sucks when you find out 750 00:44:53,159 --> 00:44:55,261 someone isn't who you thought they were. 751 00:44:56,129 --> 00:45:00,033 Gosh, you're really going to leave this place? 752 00:45:00,934 --> 00:45:04,137 What, to roam the land? 753 00:45:12,445 --> 00:45:16,416 "Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave, 754 00:45:16,783 --> 00:45:18,294 "gently they go. 755 00:45:18,318 --> 00:45:21,654 "The beautiful, the tender, the kind, 756 00:45:21,755 --> 00:45:23,390 "quietly they go. 757 00:45:23,823 --> 00:45:28,261 "The intelligent, the witty, the brave," I know, 758 00:45:29,029 --> 00:45:30,964 "but I do not approve. 759 00:45:31,831 --> 00:45:33,500 And I am not resigned." 760 00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:41,441 I've been here too long anyway. 761 00:45:42,442 --> 00:45:43,953 - Thanks. - - I don't think you get it. 762 00:45:43,977 --> 00:45:45,221 It's a big-ass bed, 763 00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:47,156 but it's a circle, not a rectangle. 764 00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:49,158 Then we'll just tear out all the wood floors, 765 00:45:49,182 --> 00:45:51,694 replace it with carpet or something more soft 766 00:45:51,718 --> 00:45:53,319 and a shit ton of taxidermy. 767 00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:55,088 But, like, ironic. 768 00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:59,325 Yeah, boys, this place is gonna fuck.