1 00:00:12,659 --> 00:00:17,669 [person 1] One, two, three, 2 00:00:18,469 --> 00:00:22,912 - four, five, six... - [clock ticking] 3 00:00:23,479 --> 00:00:29,224 - ...seven, eight, nine, ten... - [person 2 speaking indistinctly] 4 00:00:29,827 --> 00:00:34,836 ...11, 12, 13. 5 00:00:35,270 --> 00:00:38,243 - [♪ Muzak playing faintly] - [phone ringing] 6 00:00:50,433 --> 00:00:52,739 [rapid ticking] 7 00:01:00,621 --> 00:01:02,224 Do you want some coffee? 8 00:01:02,726 --> 00:01:04,529 No, I hate coffee. 9 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,269 [sighs] 10 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:16,219 [person 1] Two, four, six, eight, 11 00:01:16,419 --> 00:01:20,861 10, 11, 12, 13. 12 00:01:22,331 --> 00:01:24,769 [phone ringing] 13 00:01:30,113 --> 00:01:31,382 [dings] 14 00:01:37,795 --> 00:01:40,867 [person 3] I have been planning this and planning this for a year. 15 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:44,843 Everyone knows how important my birthday is to me. Everyone. 16 00:01:45,712 --> 00:01:48,883 I mean, last year, Hawaii, Kona... Whatever, it was fine. 17 00:01:48,884 --> 00:01:51,657 But this year, this birthday on my lucky number, 18 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:56,331 the 13th, falls on Friday the 13th. 19 00:01:56,332 --> 00:01:59,370 And I am going on this trip. 20 00:01:59,371 --> 00:02:00,974 And I’m so excited about it. 21 00:02:00,975 --> 00:02:03,212 And last night, I found out that Ben is canceling. 22 00:02:03,213 --> 00:02:07,454 And that’s why you asked for this emergency couples therapy session? 23 00:02:07,655 --> 00:02:11,029 I am just so mad at him. 24 00:02:12,197 --> 00:02:15,637 You are getting on that plane tomorrow and you are going on that trip. 25 00:02:15,638 --> 00:02:17,341 Or? 26 00:02:19,746 --> 00:02:20,848 Or... 27 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:24,288 else I’m breaking up with you. 28 00:02:24,823 --> 00:02:26,226 [softly] What? 29 00:02:26,527 --> 00:02:28,597 - That seems a little harsh, no? - [therapist] Ben, I’d... 30 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:30,334 I’d like to interject here. Uh... 31 00:02:30,902 --> 00:02:34,375 As you know, Kira, who I’ve been seeing for years, 32 00:02:34,576 --> 00:02:38,551 since her troubles with bulimia, which I know she shared with you... 33 00:02:39,318 --> 00:02:41,356 Uh... [clears throat] Kira has a condition called-- 34 00:02:41,556 --> 00:02:42,958 Triskaidekaphilia? 35 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:44,729 Yes, I’m aware, yeah. 36 00:02:44,863 --> 00:02:46,899 She’s obsessed with the number 13. 37 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,071 She... To her, it’s a sign of good luck. 38 00:02:49,304 --> 00:02:50,673 [chuckles] 39 00:02:50,674 --> 00:02:53,479 She’s into numerology. She talks about it... 40 00:02:54,415 --> 00:02:55,551 a lot. 41 00:02:56,485 --> 00:02:57,622 Is that a dig? 42 00:02:58,624 --> 00:03:00,327 Ben... [sighs] 43 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:03,098 I’m aware that you and Kira have only been dating two months, 44 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:06,706 and flying across the world to the 13 isles of the Grenadines 45 00:03:06,707 --> 00:03:10,213 may be a work inconvenience or-- 46 00:03:10,346 --> 00:03:11,782 He’s in the hospice care business, 47 00:03:11,783 --> 00:03:15,123 and his last client died yesterday, so he’s free. 48 00:03:15,356 --> 00:03:19,465 Or maybe it’s too big a step now in your relationship. 49 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,769 - Oh. - No, no, no, no. No, no, no. 50 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:23,841 It is... It is not that. 51 00:03:24,374 --> 00:03:25,811 No. [chuckles] 52 00:03:26,178 --> 00:03:28,116 Uh... It’s more the... 53 00:03:28,316 --> 00:03:29,785 [Kira] What? Say it. 54 00:03:29,786 --> 00:03:32,558 From the look on your face, it’s obviously big. 55 00:03:33,226 --> 00:03:34,495 [Ben exhales] 56 00:03:35,598 --> 00:03:36,832 Are... 57 00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:36,866 Are... Are you not a Taylor fan? 58 00:03:36,867 --> 00:03:38,236 Are you not a Taylor fan? 59 00:03:38,336 --> 00:03:40,206 You lied to me? You’re not a Swiftie? 60 00:03:40,207 --> 00:03:42,778 No, no, no. I-I actually, I really like Taylor. 61 00:03:42,779 --> 00:03:46,418 I have 13 of my best girlfriends going on this trip. 62 00:03:46,419 --> 00:03:47,755 And I told them... 63 00:03:48,256 --> 00:03:49,792 "Ben is the greatest. 64 00:03:49,793 --> 00:03:52,397 You’re going to meet him and fall in love with him." 65 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,334 And what am I going to tell them now? 66 00:03:56,072 --> 00:03:58,243 Starting today, you are gonna tell them the truth. 67 00:03:58,443 --> 00:04:00,514 [sighs, chuckles] 68 00:04:02,017 --> 00:04:03,953 I have triskaidekaphobia. 69 00:04:03,954 --> 00:04:06,025 What? What is that? 70 00:04:11,402 --> 00:04:13,807 I have a fear of the number 13. 71 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:16,045 [♪ "Thirteen" playing] 72 00:04:16,278 --> 00:04:17,915 [Ben panting] 73 00:04:23,895 --> 00:04:28,103 ♪♪ Bad luck wind Been blowing at my back ♪ 74 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,374 [indistinct announcement on PA] 75 00:04:31,408 --> 00:04:36,720 ♪♪ I was born to bring trouble To wherever I’m at ♪ 76 00:04:37,288 --> 00:04:38,456 [all cheering] 77 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:40,160 [breathing heavily] 78 00:04:40,393 --> 00:04:43,833 ♪♪ Got the number 13 Tattooed on my neck ♪ 79 00:04:43,834 --> 00:04:44,636 [grunts] 80 00:04:44,802 --> 00:04:47,676 [indistinct announcement on PA] 81 00:04:47,842 --> 00:04:53,186 ♪♪ When the ink starts to itch Then the black Will turn to red ♪ 82 00:04:53,386 --> 00:04:55,257 [breathing heavily] 83 00:04:56,058 --> 00:05:01,202 ♪♪ I was born In the soul of misery ♪ 84 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,304 Fuck it. 85 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:05,010 ♪♪ Never had me a name ♪ 86 00:05:06,445 --> 00:05:12,390 ♪♪ They just gave me the number When I was young... ♪ 87 00:05:12,959 --> 00:05:16,332 Girl, you need to perk the fuck up, okay? This is a good thing. 88 00:05:16,498 --> 00:05:17,634 You’re better off without him. 89 00:05:17,635 --> 00:05:19,338 But he fucked me so good. 90 00:05:19,505 --> 00:05:21,275 And he actually wanted children. 91 00:05:21,475 --> 00:05:23,546 And his favorite album was Evermore, which is my favorite album. 92 00:05:23,547 --> 00:05:25,719 [friend 1] Fuck him, okay? 93 00:05:25,851 --> 00:05:29,091 We’re gonna party and we’re gonna just enjoy this fucking birthday, girl. 94 00:05:29,525 --> 00:05:30,928 - Come on. - Yeah. 95 00:05:30,929 --> 00:05:34,367 - Here’s to all things 13. - Cheers again to that. 96 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,037 [PA dings] 97 00:05:36,038 --> 00:05:38,209 [pilot] Cabin crew, please prepare for departure. 98 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:40,848 - [friend 2] Mimosas, right? - [friend 1] Oh, my God... 99 00:05:41,816 --> 00:05:45,591 [Ben] Six, eight, ten, 12, 13. 100 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:54,441 ♪♪ I was born In the soul of misery ♪ 101 00:05:54,609 --> 00:05:57,281 ♪♪ Never had me a name ♪ 102 00:05:58,283 --> 00:06:02,558 ♪♪ They just gave me the number When I was young ♪ 103 00:06:02,559 --> 00:06:04,929 [flight attendant] Ladies and gentlemen, 104 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:06,866 we are aware that it is just a little warm on tonight’s flight. As soon as... 105 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:12,476 ♪♪ I was born In the soul of misery ♪ 106 00:06:12,477 --> 00:06:14,213 ♪♪ Never had me a name ♪ 107 00:06:14,214 --> 00:06:16,285 - [PA dings] - [pilot speaking indistinctly] 108 00:06:16,286 --> 00:06:21,060 ♪♪ They just gave me the number When I was young... ♪ 109 00:06:21,061 --> 00:06:24,367 - You did it. You made it. - [exhales] I did it, for you. 110 00:06:24,368 --> 00:06:26,472 Had to face my fear head-on. 111 00:06:27,976 --> 00:06:29,245 Hi. 112 00:06:29,512 --> 00:06:31,349 What’s the worst that could happen, right? 113 00:06:31,684 --> 00:06:35,624 That’s what I just kept saying to myself as I raced here. That’s it. 114 00:06:37,261 --> 00:06:41,067 Honestly, what’s the worst that could happen? 115 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,337 [giggles] 116 00:06:42,538 --> 00:06:43,874 [♪ song ends] 117 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:53,760 - [thunder rumbling] - [inhales sharply] 118 00:06:56,432 --> 00:06:58,101 [PA dings] 119 00:06:58,102 --> 00:07:00,206 [pilot] Ladies and gentlemen, we’re, uh... 120 00:07:00,207 --> 00:07:03,078 From the cockpit again, we’re asking our flight attendants 121 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:06,720 please to take their seats, uh, as soon as they can. 122 00:07:07,087 --> 00:07:08,856 We’re maneuvering around some, uh, buildup... 123 00:07:08,857 --> 00:07:10,727 - [Kira gasps] - ...and thunderstorms. 124 00:07:10,728 --> 00:07:13,165 So flight attendants, as soon as you can... 125 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,769 - please, take your seats... - It’s all right. 126 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:17,641 - [explosion] - [people screaming] 127 00:07:17,642 --> 00:07:19,410 [objects clattering] 128 00:07:19,411 --> 00:07:22,852 - [engine whirring] - [screaming] 129 00:07:24,087 --> 00:07:26,525 [♪ "Moonlight Sonata" playing on piano] 130 00:07:26,526 --> 00:07:27,762 [breathing heavily] 131 00:07:27,928 --> 00:07:29,832 [♪ music continues] 132 00:07:43,159 --> 00:07:45,597 [teacher] Very nice, Ophelia. 133 00:07:48,637 --> 00:07:50,239 Now concentrate. 134 00:07:51,308 --> 00:07:53,079 No, no, no, do not frown. 135 00:07:55,652 --> 00:07:57,755 Yes, better. 136 00:07:58,657 --> 00:08:02,263 A neutral expression works best for the Ascendas spell. 137 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:06,272 The effort should be evidenced by the act of objet levitation, 138 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:09,512 not by the constipated look on your face. 139 00:08:14,756 --> 00:08:17,928 Madison. Thoughts? 140 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:21,603 [Madison] The wrist action is delightfully faggy 141 00:08:21,736 --> 00:08:23,807 and in the "they/them" pocket. 142 00:08:24,909 --> 00:08:26,346 Surprise, bitch. 143 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:27,847 This witch approves. 144 00:08:27,848 --> 00:08:30,387 [thunder rumbling, cracking] 145 00:08:30,922 --> 00:08:33,459 - [orb shatters] - [students exclaim] 146 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:34,695 Close the shutters. 147 00:08:34,696 --> 00:08:36,098 [wind howling] 148 00:08:45,918 --> 00:08:47,755 What? What do you sense? 149 00:08:47,955 --> 00:08:49,491 [♪ tense music playing] 150 00:08:49,725 --> 00:08:51,061 A harbinger... 151 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:54,801 of our doom. 152 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:57,540 [thunder rumbling, cracking] 153 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:58,910 Death. 154 00:09:00,246 --> 00:09:04,288 So much terrifying, vengeful death. 155 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:07,761 It’s probably global warming. 156 00:09:07,762 --> 00:09:09,565 You’re always so dramatic. 157 00:09:12,571 --> 00:09:14,274 Well, it is my job. 158 00:09:15,611 --> 00:09:18,717 I am the fucking Supreme. 159 00:09:23,159 --> 00:09:26,231 But something wicked this way comes. 160 00:09:39,992 --> 00:09:42,163 [♪ eerie music playing] 161 00:09:46,606 --> 00:09:48,777 Okay, it’s time. 162 00:09:49,177 --> 00:09:52,283 Let’s shuffle off to Buffalo, as they say. 163 00:09:52,284 --> 00:09:54,856 [person wheezing] 164 00:10:20,006 --> 00:10:21,241 Go on now. 165 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,416 [groaning] 166 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:36,806 [♪ dramatic music playing] 167 00:10:37,006 --> 00:10:40,046 [footsteps thudding] 168 00:10:48,395 --> 00:10:50,868 [groaning] 169 00:11:01,288 --> 00:11:03,025 [thunderclap] 170 00:11:04,361 --> 00:11:06,131 [growling softly] 171 00:11:18,222 --> 00:11:19,759 [groaning] 172 00:11:22,831 --> 00:11:24,969 [people screaming] 173 00:11:26,171 --> 00:11:28,108 [gurgling] 174 00:11:31,181 --> 00:11:34,254 - [crashing] - [all screaming] 175 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:40,901 Oh, my God! 176 00:11:41,737 --> 00:11:42,937 Grab my hand! 177 00:11:42,938 --> 00:11:46,311 - [gurgling] - [bones cracking] 178 00:11:50,319 --> 00:11:52,357 - [Ben] I got you! - [screams] 179 00:12:00,207 --> 00:12:01,743 [screaming] 180 00:12:08,524 --> 00:12:09,626 Oh, my God. 181 00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:14,502 - [thunder rumbling, cracking] - [screaming continues] 182 00:12:14,503 --> 00:12:17,140 [plane rattling] 183 00:12:18,644 --> 00:12:21,014 [Kira crying] 184 00:12:21,015 --> 00:12:24,187 - [engine whirring] - [objects clattering] 185 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:43,412 [♪ mysterious music playing] 186 00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:49,892 [horn honking in distance] 187 00:14:50,012 --> 00:14:52,049 Welcome to the Apollyon. How may I help you? 188 00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:55,824 Yeah, hi. Uh, my name’s Ben DeSoto. 189 00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:57,894 - I’m here to see the caregiver. - Yes. 190 00:14:57,895 --> 00:14:59,664 We’ve been waiting for you. Thirteenth floor. 191 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,002 [echoing] Thirteenth floor. Thirteenth floor. 192 00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:04,240 [♪ eerie music playing] 193 00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:06,344 I’m sorry... 194 00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:10,986 There are no 13th floors in any residential building in the city. 195 00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:12,591 Well, there are in this one. 196 00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:16,063 Your client owns the entire 13th floor. 197 00:15:16,064 --> 00:15:19,103 What a renovation some years back. 198 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,241 But worth it. 199 00:15:22,076 --> 00:15:24,146 You don’t believe in that old superstition, do you? 200 00:15:24,147 --> 00:15:29,023 That the 13th floor is cursed or some weird, unnatural thing like that? 201 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,501 The elevator’s on the right. 202 00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:36,138 [person wheezing] 203 00:15:38,342 --> 00:15:40,915 - Have a good day. - [Ben] Yeah, you too. 204 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,283 [elevator bell dings] 205 00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:44,655 [♪ mysterious music playing] 206 00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:48,815 [Ben] One, two, three, four, 207 00:16:48,816 --> 00:16:52,825 five, six, seven, 208 00:16:53,058 --> 00:16:55,663 eight, nine, 209 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:58,168 10, 11, 12... 210 00:16:58,670 --> 00:16:59,906 Thirteen. 211 00:17:00,139 --> 00:17:01,609 [fire crackling] 212 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,906 Admiring The Last Supper, I see. 213 00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:20,613 Jesus and his 12 disciples, 214 00:17:20,614 --> 00:17:24,621 including that very misunderstood Judas. 215 00:17:24,622 --> 00:17:27,527 [sucks in breath] You can almost taste that hummus. 216 00:17:27,528 --> 00:17:30,198 It’s a very good imitation of a very good painting. 217 00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:31,936 Imitation? 218 00:17:31,937 --> 00:17:33,406 Oh... [chuckling] 219 00:17:33,506 --> 00:17:36,513 Well, it’s a goddamn da Vinci masterpiece. 220 00:17:36,612 --> 00:17:40,219 The one in the Basilica di Santa Maria delle Grazie, 221 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:41,689 that’s the copy. 222 00:17:42,991 --> 00:17:44,427 Sorry. 223 00:17:46,097 --> 00:17:48,670 I’m the nighttime attendant. It’s nice to meet you. 224 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:53,746 [♪ tense music playing] 225 00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:57,788 Are you all right, ma’am? 226 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,129 [sniffs] I’m sorry, it’s-it’s just, 227 00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:07,106 in this thin winter light, with that swarthy complexion, 228 00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:10,145 for an instant, you looked just like... 229 00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:13,553 [voice quavering] ...a boy I used to know. 230 00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:17,026 Whew! [chuckles] 231 00:18:17,027 --> 00:18:18,663 No, he was a Jew. 232 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,302 - Ah. - Such a sad end. 233 00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:24,307 After my rejection, 234 00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:30,086 they found his body washed up on the shores of Lake Pontchartrain. 235 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:36,431 In his despair, he had leapt from the causeway bridge. 236 00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:40,507 Hmm... I’m sorry. 237 00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:43,712 [sniffles] I’m told your name is Benjamin. 238 00:18:43,713 --> 00:18:44,948 I go by Ben. 239 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:47,252 Well, that’s as Hebrew as Jehovah. 240 00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:49,624 [chuckles] My people are Italian. 241 00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:51,194 [laughing] Oh! 242 00:18:51,327 --> 00:18:54,400 Well, that would have even been worse. 243 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,275 If there was one thing my daddy hated, 244 00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:01,949 it was the "Eye-talians." 245 00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:06,058 All those mobsters and Vatican eunuchs. [chuckling] 246 00:19:06,491 --> 00:19:08,963 Why, he wouldn’t even let them work on our roof. 247 00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:11,769 Come on. [chuckles] Down here. 248 00:19:15,176 --> 00:19:20,351 I don’t think I even tried spaghetti until I was 24 years old. 249 00:19:20,352 --> 00:19:21,756 [chuckles] 250 00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:27,333 Here. Here, this way. 251 00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:30,138 Oh. [chuckles] 252 00:19:30,139 --> 00:19:34,247 By the way, I’m Constance, the daytime caregiver. 253 00:19:35,683 --> 00:19:39,525 Well, let me introduce you to Mister. 254 00:19:40,426 --> 00:19:41,595 Please. 255 00:19:41,695 --> 00:19:43,633 [♪ "Ole Buttermilk Sky" playing faintly] 256 00:19:46,872 --> 00:19:48,843 [wheezing] 257 00:19:48,844 --> 00:19:50,480 [squelching] 258 00:19:51,214 --> 00:19:53,151 ♪♪ Ole buttermilk sky ♪ 259 00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:58,262 ♪♪ I’ma keepin’ my eye Peeled on you What’s the good word... ♪ 260 00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:00,934 [Ben] One, two, 261 00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:04,575 three, four, 262 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,615 five, six, 263 00:20:07,981 --> 00:20:10,620 seven, eight, 264 00:20:10,754 --> 00:20:13,258 - nine-- - [Constance] I found it. Whew! 265 00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:16,498 It had fallen behind his... 266 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:20,072 - hemorrhoid cream. [chuckling] - [chuckles] 267 00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:24,247 [Constance] Arnica, such a product. 268 00:20:24,715 --> 00:20:26,685 - Hail, arnica. - Hail! 269 00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:32,430 Um, so Mr. Nas is... 270 00:20:32,597 --> 00:20:33,999 Eighty-seven years young. 271 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,473 Thirteen more years till a hundred. [chuckles] 272 00:20:37,674 --> 00:20:39,444 Oh, and what a life. 273 00:20:39,946 --> 00:20:43,920 Philanthropist, husband, father to us all. 274 00:20:44,253 --> 00:20:46,892 - [blood squelching] - Poet and prophet. 275 00:20:46,893 --> 00:20:48,929 [vial clinking] 276 00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:53,305 Well, he looks a bit like a turtle now, but oh, my, back in the day... 277 00:20:53,306 --> 00:20:55,175 Ooh! [chuckling] 278 00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:56,478 He was a looker. 279 00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,518 Age is the ultimate cruelty. 280 00:20:59,651 --> 00:21:02,591 Proof to me that there is no God. 281 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:08,902 So our patient, 282 00:21:08,903 --> 00:21:12,042 he-he was abandoned by his family for late-stage hospice care? 283 00:21:12,276 --> 00:21:13,579 Abandoned? 284 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:18,389 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 285 00:21:18,623 --> 00:21:20,259 Loved by us. 286 00:21:20,527 --> 00:21:24,500 Praise his name and what he has done for the world. 287 00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:30,747 [Ben] 10, 11, 288 00:21:31,549 --> 00:21:33,718 12, 13. 289 00:21:33,719 --> 00:21:37,359 Bring on the arnica, Sister Moon. Got what I need. 290 00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:42,570 That’s a huge blood draw for someone in late-stage hospice. 291 00:21:42,571 --> 00:21:47,781 Biomarkers. We check for age and disease once a week. 292 00:21:47,948 --> 00:21:49,483 It’s in the service contract. 293 00:21:49,585 --> 00:21:52,791 Mr. Nas personally requested this information. 294 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:54,794 He’s a stat kind of guy... 295 00:21:54,795 --> 00:21:57,601 [chuckling] ...apparently, even though he’s a vegetable. 296 00:21:57,968 --> 00:22:00,272 [Constance] Careful, Mr. Phibes. 297 00:22:00,506 --> 00:22:03,846 We don’t want our young charge thinking you’re a vulgarian. 298 00:22:03,847 --> 00:22:06,853 - Come on, just come on, come on, come on. - [Mr. Phibes] All right. 299 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,855 [Constance] Let’s move this along. 300 00:22:08,856 --> 00:22:10,425 - I’ve got to show him the ropes. - [snakes hissing] 301 00:22:10,593 --> 00:22:12,797 [♪ mysterious music playing] 302 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:33,738 And now on to my favorite time of day with Mister... [chuckles] 303 00:22:33,739 --> 00:22:37,948 ...something I do religiously before the end of every shift. 304 00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:41,421 The ever delightful... 305 00:22:42,022 --> 00:22:43,926 sponge bath. 306 00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:53,379 Benny... Oh, I’m sorry, may I call you Benny? 307 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,950 - Sure. - Uh... 308 00:22:57,386 --> 00:22:58,888 I just wanna say, 309 00:22:58,889 --> 00:23:02,730 I heard about what had happened from your placement agency. 310 00:23:02,731 --> 00:23:06,170 A horrible plane crash. [gasps] 311 00:23:06,171 --> 00:23:08,074 And just a month ago? 312 00:23:09,611 --> 00:23:11,615 And yet, here you are. 313 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,085 How? 314 00:23:14,086 --> 00:23:15,590 Um... 315 00:23:16,558 --> 00:23:18,128 It was a miracle, actually. 316 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:21,001 The plane crashed. 317 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:22,870 It took a nosedive. 318 00:23:22,871 --> 00:23:25,544 And the pilots, they got it under control, 319 00:23:25,677 --> 00:23:27,212 kind of righted at the last minute. 320 00:23:27,213 --> 00:23:29,417 - Crashed where? - In the ocean. 321 00:23:29,651 --> 00:23:31,421 Oh, my goodness. 322 00:23:31,923 --> 00:23:33,291 That was you. 323 00:23:33,926 --> 00:23:38,435 Oh, I read all about it on the Yahoo News. 324 00:23:38,669 --> 00:23:43,178 Yeah, I was in one seat, 13F, that survived the crash somehow. 325 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,186 I don’t remember, but the rescue crew found me. They said I didn’t sink. 326 00:23:47,453 --> 00:23:49,658 I didn’t have a scratch on me. So, it was... 327 00:23:49,891 --> 00:23:51,561 A goddamn miracle. 328 00:23:51,562 --> 00:23:53,899 [♪ mysterious music playing] 329 00:23:58,643 --> 00:24:00,245 Yeah, so my girlfriend, she... 330 00:24:00,445 --> 00:24:02,617 She died, obviously, huh? 331 00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:08,262 Yes, and so did 12 of her friends. 332 00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:11,034 Only one of them didn’t die. 333 00:24:12,136 --> 00:24:14,775 She survived, 13B. 334 00:24:16,144 --> 00:24:17,245 And so did I. 335 00:24:17,246 --> 00:24:19,216 Gracious. Oh! 336 00:24:20,118 --> 00:24:24,493 Thirteen souls taken. Hmm. 337 00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,202 Ooh. 338 00:24:28,669 --> 00:24:32,877 The universe must have something in store for you. 339 00:24:36,786 --> 00:24:39,558 Signs and wonders. 340 00:24:44,935 --> 00:24:47,072 Time for the sponge bath. 341 00:24:49,945 --> 00:24:53,720 [Ben] Feel my hand. I’ve got one here. Yep. 342 00:24:53,919 --> 00:24:56,057 [Mr. Nas wheezing] 343 00:24:56,925 --> 00:24:58,529 [Ben] Got your head. 344 00:25:04,642 --> 00:25:06,111 [turns faucet off] 345 00:25:06,210 --> 00:25:09,885 Mister likes to bathe in Jean Nate body splash, 346 00:25:10,018 --> 00:25:13,291 so we pour in an extra dash. [giggles] 347 00:25:13,926 --> 00:25:16,163 [sniffs] Ooh, hoo! 348 00:25:16,164 --> 00:25:18,001 What a wonderful smell. 349 00:25:19,236 --> 00:25:22,844 You know, it smells just like 1983. 350 00:25:23,011 --> 00:25:25,784 Oh, what a year that was. 351 00:25:26,184 --> 00:25:29,222 Bowie was big that year. [chuckles] 352 00:25:29,223 --> 00:25:30,761 Bigger than any gods. 353 00:25:31,327 --> 00:25:36,838 And of course, my... my daughter was born in 1983. 354 00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,274 Or, no, wait, wait. 355 00:25:39,644 --> 00:25:41,715 Maybe it was earlier. Hmm... 356 00:25:42,717 --> 00:25:44,621 Your daughter, is she still with us? 357 00:25:45,055 --> 00:25:46,692 Oh, yes. 358 00:25:46,825 --> 00:25:50,999 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. [laughs] 359 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,041 All of my children are alive and thriving. 360 00:25:57,346 --> 00:26:01,721 Okay, so we start with the orifices, 361 00:26:01,722 --> 00:26:05,128 openings, membranes, wherever we find them. 362 00:26:05,129 --> 00:26:06,931 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 363 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:08,736 [Constance] Mm-hmm. 364 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,847 Yeah, and his nostrils. 365 00:26:14,714 --> 00:26:18,253 Clean out that old-man debris, snot, and pollution. 366 00:26:18,254 --> 00:26:22,796 That’s right, just stretch and swab, stretch and swab. 367 00:26:22,797 --> 00:26:24,635 - [water splashing] - Good, okay. 368 00:26:24,868 --> 00:26:26,204 Now his nips. 369 00:26:28,709 --> 00:26:32,049 His nips. Uh, nipples. Hmm. 370 00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:38,328 [Mr. Nas wheezing] 371 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,769 And then we move on to his urethra. 372 00:26:42,002 --> 00:26:43,873 [water splashes] 373 00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:49,618 I’m... What, I’m sorry, what? 374 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:52,589 His urethra. 375 00:26:52,590 --> 00:26:54,426 It’s just another membrane, 376 00:26:54,427 --> 00:26:58,202 and we have to keep all the mucus and bodily fluids running. 377 00:26:58,301 --> 00:27:01,208 Keep everything in good operational condition. 378 00:27:01,307 --> 00:27:04,246 Wait, I have worked in hospice for five years, 379 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:08,255 and I have never once been asked to clean a patient’s urethra pre-catheter. 380 00:27:08,354 --> 00:27:13,732 Well, it’s what we do here, so just do it. 381 00:27:15,369 --> 00:27:18,809 Do it! Go on, get a... get a Q-tip over there. 382 00:27:27,827 --> 00:27:30,566 Okay. Come on. Come on. 383 00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:32,671 Now you open the glans, 384 00:27:33,104 --> 00:27:37,278 and then you swab, swab, swab, swab. 385 00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:40,486 Swish that old thing around in the Jean Nate suds. 386 00:27:40,887 --> 00:27:42,591 Like that. Yeah, good. 387 00:27:42,824 --> 00:27:44,594 Okay. And then it’s done and you’re glad you did it. 388 00:27:44,595 --> 00:27:46,665 [Mr. Nas wheezing] 389 00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:50,405 Now we’re gonna move on to, uh... 390 00:27:51,107 --> 00:27:52,174 [chuckles] 391 00:27:52,175 --> 00:27:53,344 Down under. 392 00:27:55,683 --> 00:27:56,852 [sighs] 393 00:27:57,921 --> 00:27:59,223 We’re going to... 394 00:28:02,029 --> 00:28:04,233 His butthole, okay? 395 00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:08,341 Well, you’re looking at me like I’m some kind of fucking pervert. 396 00:28:08,441 --> 00:28:10,846 - No, not at all. - It’s in his contract. 397 00:28:10,847 --> 00:28:13,786 He asks for it. He demands it. We do it. 398 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:15,590 - Okay? - I understand. 399 00:28:15,823 --> 00:28:17,025 Okay. 400 00:28:18,461 --> 00:28:20,933 Nice and clean, right as rain. 401 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:24,240 - [Mr. Nas wheezing] - [Constance] Good. All right. 402 00:28:26,344 --> 00:28:27,413 Well... 403 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:30,384 Oh, darling, when you finish here, 404 00:28:30,385 --> 00:28:30,418 Oh, darling, when you finish here, you think you could be a lamb 405 00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:32,121 you think you could be a lamb 406 00:28:32,122 --> 00:28:34,660 and run down to the corner to the Korean 407 00:28:34,661 --> 00:28:36,263 and get me a pack of ciggies? 408 00:28:36,264 --> 00:28:38,603 Could you do that? Huh? 409 00:28:39,403 --> 00:28:41,875 I’m off to change his linens. 410 00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:04,453 [♪ mysterious music playing] 411 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,469 [wheezing] 412 00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,230 [door creaking] 413 00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:28,768 [news anchor] In part two of our report, we’ll tie together how the recent droughts 414 00:29:28,769 --> 00:29:31,073 have not only put us at the brink of a worldwide food shortage, 415 00:29:31,074 --> 00:29:33,846 but how it could lead to the next global pandemic. Jessica. 416 00:29:34,013 --> 00:29:37,687 [Jessica] No leads in Italy after another brazen cemetery break-in. 417 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,661 Outside Bologna, thieves burglarized a guarded crypt, 418 00:29:41,662 --> 00:29:44,868 making off with the remains of Benito Mussolini, 419 00:29:44,968 --> 00:29:47,038 the late dictator known as Il Duce. 420 00:29:47,039 --> 00:29:51,582 The ransacking of the World War II despot’s final resting place 421 00:29:51,848 --> 00:29:54,987 - is the latest in a worldwide string... - [phone dings] 422 00:29:54,988 --> 00:29:56,692 ...of grave robberies. 423 00:29:56,925 --> 00:29:59,897 Corpses of the infamous have gone missing throughout Europe, 424 00:29:59,898 --> 00:30:02,469 and Interpol is on high alert. 425 00:30:03,004 --> 00:30:05,042 [loud thud] 426 00:30:05,175 --> 00:30:06,911 Our reporters are in the mountains of Northern Italy. We take you there now. 427 00:30:06,912 --> 00:30:09,216 [♪ mysterious music playing] 428 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,122 [doors open] 429 00:30:15,261 --> 00:30:18,101 [breathing shakily] 430 00:30:30,392 --> 00:30:33,866 [creaking] 431 00:30:54,641 --> 00:30:57,045 [♪ tense music playing] 432 00:30:58,014 --> 00:31:00,485 [panting] 433 00:31:20,893 --> 00:31:22,361 [wheezing] 434 00:31:22,362 --> 00:31:23,564 [gasps] 435 00:31:23,565 --> 00:31:27,072 [♪ "Tonight You Belong to Me" playing] 436 00:31:27,172 --> 00:31:29,276 - ♪♪ I know ♪ - ♪♪ I know ♪ 437 00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:35,757 ♪♪ You belong to somebody new ♪ 438 00:31:36,056 --> 00:31:42,637 ♪♪ But tonight You belong to me ♪ 439 00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:46,811 - ♪♪ Although ♪ - ♪♪ Although ♪ 440 00:31:46,812 --> 00:31:53,491 ♪♪ We’re apart You’re part of my heart ♪ 441 00:31:53,592 --> 00:32:00,506 ♪♪ And tonight You belong to me ♪ 442 00:32:02,309 --> 00:32:06,584 ♪♪ Way down by the stream ♪ 443 00:32:06,585 --> 00:32:10,860 ♪♪ How sweet it will seem ♪ 444 00:32:11,126 --> 00:32:17,641 ♪♪ Once more just to dream In the moonlight ♪ 445 00:32:19,042 --> 00:32:22,249 - ♪♪ My honey, I know ♪ - ♪♪ I know ♪ 446 00:32:22,349 --> 00:32:28,663 ♪♪ With the dawn That you will be gone ♪ 447 00:32:28,962 --> 00:32:35,709 ♪♪ But tonight You belong to me ♪ 448 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:42,189 ♪♪ Way down, way down Along the stream ♪ 449 00:32:42,289 --> 00:32:46,431 ♪♪ How very, very sweet It will seem ♪ 450 00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:51,240 ♪♪ Once more just to dream ♪ 451 00:32:51,241 --> 00:32:54,478 ♪♪ In the silvery moonlight ♪ 452 00:32:54,479 --> 00:32:57,853 - ♪♪ My honey, I know ♪ - ♪♪ I know ♪ 453 00:32:57,854 --> 00:33:04,300 ♪♪ With the dawn That you will be gone ♪ 454 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:10,145 ♪♪ But tonight You belong to me ♪ 455 00:33:10,278 --> 00:33:14,186 ♪♪ Just to little old me ♪