1 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:17,684 I am the Lexx. 2 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:21,980 I am the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes. 3 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:27,277 I was grown on the Cluster, which is ruled by His Shadow. 4 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,662 The food was good there. 5 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:41,791 My captain is Stanley Tweedle. 6 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,919 I blow up planets for him. 7 00:00:55,221 --> 00:01:02,020 Stanley used to be a security guard class 4 on the Cluster, until he became a fugitive. 8 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:05,315 This fugitive wanted, for immediate termination. 9 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:10,445 He is my captain now because he got my key from heretics who wanted to steal me. 10 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:14,199 Take us away from here, take us out past the frontier, take us someplace better! 11 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,368 But he was the one who took me away. 12 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,455 Stan was helped by Zev of B3K. 13 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:28,380 She was made into a love slave as punishment for failing to perform her wifely duties. 14 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,341 but things went wrong. 15 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:37,013 Now she is part Cluster lizard, so sometimes she is not a nice lady. 16 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,100 See ya, lover boy!. 17 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:46,147 A robot head, 790, got part of the love slave transformation that was meant for her. 18 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:47,399 I will love you forever. 19 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:50,652 He is in my crew too. 20 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:55,949 Because she is a love slave, Zev likes men. 21 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:57,409 Hi. 22 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:04,958 except for Stanley Tweedle. The only other man on board is Kai, last of the Brunnen G 23 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:09,129 but he is dead so he can't make Zev happy. 24 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:18,680 2000 years ago, Kai's planet was destroyed by His Shadow and all of his people were killed. 25 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,643 They kept Kai's body and used him as an assassin, 26 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:24,686 Who would you like me to kill? 27 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:30,859 but he got his memory back from a Divine Predecessor and then he became part of my crew. 28 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:36,823 The Time Prophet said that Kai would destroy His Shadow's order 29 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,826 They will be destroyed at the hands of the Brunnen G. 30 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:45,373 But that will be hard because his protoblood is running out and he must stay inside a very cold box. 31 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:48,168 Be certain of your need before you choose to reanimate me. 32 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:54,215 My crew are afraid of His Shadow, the ruler of the Light Universe. 33 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:58,887 My priority must now be to end this prophecy! 34 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:04,768 His Shadow wants me back, and he wants his Divine Predecessors back too. 35 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:10,648 But he especially wants Kai destroyed because he is afraid of the prophecy. 36 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:14,527 Zev, Kai and Stan don't want that. 37 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:19,824 They took me beyond His Shadow's reach through a fractal core into the Dark Zone, 38 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:21,743 the universe of evil and chaos. 39 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,581 Kai! 40 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,305 And now we are looking for a new home. 41 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:50,689 In the Light Universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the Dark Zone, I will be light. 42 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,999 I am the Time Prophet. 43 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:13,586 I have been gifted to see more or less into the cycles of time. 44 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:22,721 I know that in the future past, the Brunnen G civilisation led humanity to victory in the great Insect Wars. 45 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:32,772 I know that centuries later the descendants of the Brunnen G were exterminated by His Shadow's Divine Order, 46 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:40,363 and I know that Kai, the last of his people to die, had his life taken by His Shadow himself. 47 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:48,038 Kai's memory was stolen, and his mindless corpse was reanimated from time to time by protoblood 48 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:53,585 to become an assassin for His Shadow, and the line of Divine Shadows that followed. 49 00:04:53,585 --> 00:05:02,677 But after 2000 years Kai regained his memory, and along with Stanley Tweedle and Zev Bellringer of B3K 50 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,180 escaped into the Dark Zone. 51 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:11,936 His Shadow pursued them, and Kai killed the body that contained his former master. 52 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:15,607 His Shadow's evil essence returned to the Cluster, 53 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:18,401 The Divine Order's seat of power, 54 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:26,493 and there, contained inside a still living brain, the essence awaited the time of the Divine Rebirth, 55 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:30,997 a rebirth I fear beyond the Insect Wars. 56 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:36,711 But before the Rebirth, there first came the Cleansing. 57 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:44,052 The Cleansing was the feeding of all human life, from thousands of planets, into the hungry depths of the Cluster. 58 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:52,227 It was an unparalleled orgy of death - the old, the young, the weak, the strong, the willing 59 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,269 Take me! 60 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,230 and the unwilling. 61 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:08,743 In the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed. Rejoice! 62 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:21,548 All were stripped of their flesh, to feed the Rebirth. 63 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:36,396 Upon the death of the last human on the Cluster, the Cleansing was complete. 64 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:52,078 The meat from countless millions of slaughtered souls was fed into the greedy belly of the Cluster. 65 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,350 The time of the GigaShadow was at hand. 66 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:26,279 Clerics loyal to His Shadow had long prayed for the Rebirth. 67 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:33,036 For them, there was no higher calling than to be one of the eight chosen to oversee the ritual, 68 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:38,792 and now, after thousands of years, eight were finally called forth. 69 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:44,297 But fear of the Divine Order had chilled the blood of much of humankind, 70 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:50,679 and seeds of doubt had taken root in the most unlikely soil. 71 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:10,573 The cleansing is complete. 72 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:19,749 Ours is not to question. Ours is not to understand. Ours is to feed order. . 73 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:24,045 We worship His Divine Shadow. 74 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,675 The Rebirth of the GigaShadow has come. 75 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:37,392 Oh Divine, Merciful, Shadow, Oh Divine Merciful One. Glory to you and the Rebirth. 76 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,103 Praise for what you will become. 77 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:49,446 The glory of the Divine Mystery takes precedence over a single life . 78 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,661 We worship His Shadow. We await His Shadow. 79 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:02,417 The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning. 80 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:18,516 First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth. 81 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:34,783 The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order, 82 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,286 a time of pain and rejoicing 83 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,128 We await the GigaShadow. 84 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:51,424 The GigaShadow is the end and it is the beginning 85 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,721 The time is at hand. 86 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:04,771 For thousands of years, each Divine Shadow passed his evil essence onto a human host, 87 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,774 that in turn became the next His Shadow. 88 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:12,529 The rebirth marked the final passing of the shadow essence. 89 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:18,660 His Shadow's brain was to ascend into an orifice that waited above its pillar. 90 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:24,874 Its essence would pass to the GigaShadow, and the Rebirth would begin. 91 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,253 I will not fail, dear Brother Yottskry. 92 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,005 Better not. 93 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:37,846 Brothers, it is our gift that we have been chosen to bear sacrificial - No! The GigaShadow must not be! 94 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,391 The key! 95 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,976 Blasphemer! 96 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,823 Yes, yes 97 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:19,262 Come on then, Yottskry 98 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,930 I must stop this madness 99 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,854 What are you waiting for? Move! 100 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,275 Remove the key! 101 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:51,586 Heretic! Stop him! 102 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,634 The GigaShadow must not - ah! 103 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:07,227 The rebirth must begin The GigaShadow must live 104 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,269 Never! 105 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:13,108 None of the eight, loyal or disloyal, survived. 106 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:18,154 The rebirth was stopped - for now 107 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,998 On your stomach, please 108 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,007 I called him the Taskmaster. 109 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,558 The Pipe fitter 110 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,161 The Pump 111 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:11,666 - an insatiable mute, who redefined perpetual motion, ha ha 112 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:23,678 Tell me, who was your all time favourite, Feppo? 113 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:34,564 Smoor, I'm getting all misty eyed. 114 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:38,902 Stanley, Stanley Tweedle. 115 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,820 His squeals! 116 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:46,242 Will I ever again experience such beautiful music? 117 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:05,595 OK, something sweet, but not too sweet, but not too rich, sweet though, 118 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:14,229 fruity, on the fluffy side of creamy - but not soggy like last time, crispy on the outside would be nice 119 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,774 As you wish, Stan 120 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:18,817 Stan. 121 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:22,654 Stan! 122 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,241 Way less sulphur taste than yesterday 123 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,576 I do my best, Stan 124 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,037 All night by the Zev, Zev 125 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,581 All night by the Zev I did lie 126 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,668 As she whispered sweet nothing to Stanley 127 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,796 While plunging a fork in his eye! 128 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,301 All day by the Stan, Stan 129 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,221 All day by the Stan I rejoiced 130 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:52,183 As I manned the controls of a great machine - 131 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:59,274 That peeled off his skin in sheets, and vacuumed out his rancid guts before shredding his stinking carcass into a cesspool of maggots 132 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,317 Stan! 133 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:03,987 Out of the question. 134 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:07,240 We have to get Kai more protoblood or we'll lose him forever 135 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:12,120 Look, of course I want to help, but protoblood can only be found back at the Cluster. 136 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:12,912 So? 137 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:19,586 So?! Well, for one thing, we don't know the way back and we'd have to go through the fractal core again 138 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,089 790 - do you know the way back through the fractal core? 139 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:26,843 It is not a course I would recommend, bio-mass of beauty. 140 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:27,969 Answer 141 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,890 The fractal core has exactly the same attributes in both universes. 142 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:36,394 We could pass back through it into the Light Zone by precisely reversing our entry trajectory route. 143 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:40,106 Going back to the Cluster is completely crazy. 144 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,610 If His Divine Shadow's forces didn't kill us, somebody would! 145 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,028 It's not on, Zev. 146 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:52,535 Besides - and I'm sorry to keep saying this - Kai is meat in a freezer 147 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,621 Rotting dead meat. 148 00:15:55,080 --> 00:16:03,380 I am alive. If you need a man that bad - here I am. 149 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:08,051 Stanley Tweedle, a man - ha! 150 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,761 Kai 151 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,616 Kai 152 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:29,466 Yo A O. Yo A O Hom Var Ray 153 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,969 Why are you up from cryo-stasis? 154 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,722 Because this machine is no longer functioning. 155 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:40,477 Yo A O Hom Var Ray 156 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:43,313 I like to hear you sing. It makes me feel something 157 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:47,859 Do not feel too much, for I'll only be singing for a short time longer 158 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,362 Your protoblood? 159 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,655 - is almost expired 160 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,698 How long? 161 00:17:54,491 --> 00:18:03,333 I don't know - days. Perhaps hours. You will know when I stop singing. Yo A O 162 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,463 Don't you want to live? 163 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:17,972 I'm an animated corpse - a mockery of life. I do not have wants 164 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:22,060 I don't care what you are. I don't want to lose you. 165 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:29,651 It's obvious - we have to go back to the Cluster, to get you more protoblood. 166 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:33,279 I have no wish to endanger you or Stan by undertaking such a voyage. 167 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,824 What danger? His Shadow is dead. 168 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,119 His Shadow is alive. 169 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,788 Alive? How? 170 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,916 You sliced the top of his head off, we saw him die. 171 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,502 You saw his body die 172 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,881 His brain was not inside. It still lives 173 00:18:56,553 --> 00:19:03,059 Yo A Ra Jerum Brunnen G 174 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:07,897 But, if he really is alive, shouldn't you do something about it? 175 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,191 Doesn't the prophecy motivate you? 176 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:17,282 Though I am an integral part of it, the prophecy will be, or not be, as it is in the cycle of time. 177 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:22,620 In any event, I do not experience motivation. 178 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:28,084 Then perhaps someone has to experience it for you. 179 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:40,513 There's no reason why I should trust you, there's no reason for you to trust me, and basically there's a huge gulf between us. 180 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,556 There's nothing to gain in that. 181 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,768 So how are we supposed to develop a dialogue? 182 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:48,897 What type of dialogue are we supposed to develop, Stanley Tweedle? 183 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:58,281 One based on sharing, you know, feelings, thoughts, concerns. A little communication can go a long way, you know 184 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,743 We are happy to communicate with security guard 4th class. 185 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,995 Formerly class 2. 186 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:11,461 In fact, by reaching into the great storehouse of our all-encompassing knowledge, we have summoned an episode from your past. 187 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:17,550 Journey back with us eight and a half years, security guard. Remember this? 188 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:25,517 We're all human, and of course as a man I have certain desires, so what really is wrong with expressing them? 189 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:36,069 What I mean, commander, is, we all know the reputation of the women on Celes, and here we are with the Celes pleasure transport 190 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:41,700 practically next door for the first time this century, and with my job I'm not always a hundred percent busy, so I thought - why not? you know 191 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,412 Vessel approaching at 3 quadrant, identify yourself. 192 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:49,040 It's me, assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle. 193 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:59,926 We're all human, and I - um, I was just using up my extra time usefully patrolling the perimeter, doing what little I can. 194 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:03,304 All vessels to battle stations! League intruder approaching in 3 quadrant 195 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:10,270 No, it's me, Stanley Tweedle, assistant deputy backup courier. I was just visiting the Celes pleasure transport - 196 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,742 Divine Shadow upon me! 197 00:21:56,149 --> 00:22:01,988 Ostral B heretics, come in. This is assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle 198 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,824 I'm low on air and awaiting instructions. 199 00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:15,001 Ostral B heretics please come in. This is assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle . 200 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,586 awaiting instructions 201 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:25,970 This is SubCom Feppo, Ostral B Sector 245 command 202 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:29,766 Tell us where you are, Stanley Tweedle, and we'll come and say hello 203 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,435 I'm transmitting my co-ordinates. 204 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:42,404 Can't you tell where I am by my signal, SubCom Feppo? 205 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:47,075 Your direct signal is too weak. We are reconstructing reflections 206 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,869 How do I know you're the real thing? 207 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:54,332 Who else would be way out here scanning low power signals? 208 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,167 Mercenaries 209 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:02,549 Suffocation is not exactly a nice way to die 210 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:08,596 Tell me Stanley, how often do ships normally pass this way? 211 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:17,564 And aren't we both transmitting on an encrypted stream I didn't know any mercenaries had access to? 212 00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,735 OK, I buy that 213 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:28,825 Thank you, Stanley Tweedle. And Stanley? 214 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,036 Yes, SubCom Feppo? 215 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,040 How do spell sucker? 216 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:50,680 Stanley Tweedle, mild by fate A martyr for his generation 217 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:56,519 Sweaty probes were forced into him Such pain, such humiliation 218 00:23:56,811 --> 00:24:01,733 But now he's the captain of the Lexx On an intergalactic tour 219 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:04,903 Still he dreams at night Of the time of his life 220 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,988 In the playpen of Feppo and Smoor Ha ha ha ha ha! 221 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:40,480 If you desire, I will stay here, where it is cooler. My body will remain animated for some extended time 222 00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:41,523 How much time? 223 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,442 A few hours, at least. 224 00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:47,654 Kai, I want you to live, to really live. 225 00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:50,281 I suggest you consider modifying your want 226 00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:52,742 What exactly is protoblood? 227 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:54,619 I don't know 228 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:58,415 How can you not know? It's all that has been keeping you alive for the last 2000 years 229 00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:05,922 I only know that I was kept in a mortuary below the hall of the Predecessors with thousands like myself. 230 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:10,719 There I received protoblood from a tube in my storage drawer 231 00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:14,723 Since it was so important to you, weren't you at all curious about it? 232 00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:20,228 As a mindless servant of death for His Shadow, I was not prone to curiosity 233 00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:36,786 If it were possible to repair the cryogenic regulator, Kai would have already done so. 234 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:41,082 There is no point in your attempting it, as calling you incompetent would qualify as high praise. 235 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:47,047 You are beyond useless in almost every respect, which is of course why Zev has no interest in you, sexually or otherwise. 236 00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,923 I'm stung 237 00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:55,805 The facts, security guard - Zev, woman of all women, has a highly accelerated love slave libido. 238 00:25:57,390 --> 00:26:04,397 You are the only living man she has contact with, but has she ever thought of enlisting you to satisfy her exceptional physical needs? 239 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,858 No. Never. Impossible 240 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,487 Just biding my time, pal, biding my time. 241 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:15,200 And when she comes knocking, it's not gonna be on your door - you don't have the equipment. 242 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,661 I am equipped with love. 243 00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:21,790 I am equipped with a love muscle. 244 00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:27,754 I did it! - Argh! 245 00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:45,939 Let me out 246 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,607 Whatever for! 247 00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:50,151 Let me out! Die! Die! 248 00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:03,581 Ahh! Get me out! 249 00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:10,880 Stanley. I didn't know you cared 250 00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,633 I almost had it fixed. I just don't have the right equipment 251 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,010 Accurate observation 252 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:55,884 Stanley, Stanley, oh, he's so manly Two feet long and Zev she - Huh? 253 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:03,892 Stanley Tweedle, I want you to use your hand to get us back to the Cluster 254 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:06,061 That's called committing suicide. 255 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:12,025 A Cluster lizard's favourite food is brains! 256 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:15,236 I did my best to try and fix the cryopod! Don't eat me! 257 00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:18,448 We all have to die somewhere, you're going to die right here Stanley Tweedle. 258 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:22,369 We are going back! 259 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,413 We can't! 260 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:37,926 Do you want to hold it? 261 00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:39,969 Yeah, on the end of my fork! 262 00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:43,223 It is a baby - an innocent. 263 00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:46,643 The egg must have been laid before we escaped from the Light Universe. 264 00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:51,898 Yeah, well, that's very nice, but I think we should act sensible here and dispose of it. 265 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:52,941 Don't you like it, Zev? 266 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:53,983 No! 267 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:57,862 I'm surprised. You are part Cluster lizard yourself. 268 00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:03,034 I was hoping you would help me think of a name. 269 00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:05,453 If it comes near me, I'll name it. 270 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:08,581 What? 271 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:11,626 Squish! Which is exactly what I'll do to it. 272 00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:20,218 It thinks you're its mother 273 00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:25,598 What is it, Squish? 274 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:28,268 Hungry? 275 00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:36,860 You can't eat my brain just yet. I still need it for a little while longer 276 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:49,789 Get it? 277 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,709 Absolutely not! This is humiliating 278 00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:53,793 You don't say 279 00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:57,297 Do you know what we are? 280 00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:03,803 Yeah - Cluster lizards' favourite food 281 00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:12,145 Kai - are you sure this is going to work? 282 00:30:12,562 --> 00:30:18,735 No - but if it does, we will be better able to access the memory of the Divine Predecessor who killed me 283 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:26,868 Let us begin. Let us see what memories my limited protoblood can display 284 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:38,546 Once more, from the top - and with feeling 285 00:30:39,172 --> 00:30:43,426 Stanley Tweedle is a god A warrior and a gent 286 00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:47,722 We are not fit to suck his feet Or dine on his excrement 287 00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:52,018 At night we croon by the light of the moon Of his courage and his creed 288 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:56,439 Hey ho, there he goes. Oh woe for his foes Long live the Tweedle seed. 289 00:30:56,731 --> 00:31:04,239 Stanley, Stanley, top of the hero class Stanley, Stanley, we live to - 290 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:06,908 Problem? 291 00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:09,911 Indeed. We refuse to continue. 292 00:31:12,622 --> 00:31:18,294 What do you think, Squish? Is it chompy chompy bite bite time? 293 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,632 All right, you win - 294 00:31:23,508 --> 00:31:29,014 We live to kiss his ass. 295 00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:35,770 Gentlemen - I think we are now finally developing a dialogue. 296 00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:42,110 Lay your hands on me 297 00:32:52,681 --> 00:32:54,057 What was that? 298 00:32:56,601 --> 00:33:00,271 Many memories, inside me. 299 00:33:02,232 --> 00:33:05,694 His Shadow steals the memories of all those he kills. 300 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,947 I absorbed those memories when I regained my own. 301 00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:17,163 It may take time to find something useful. 302 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:30,760 You are Barton Tesh - heretic and criminal disloyal to His Shadow. 303 00:33:31,970 --> 00:33:35,890 I have been instructed to kill you very slowly 304 00:33:38,268 --> 00:33:40,228 That was not useful 305 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:48,653 Kai, please - think protoblood We have to find out where it comes from 306 00:33:48,653 --> 00:33:53,366 The memories - it is difficult 307 00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:10,884 The Time Prophet 308 00:34:11,968 --> 00:34:19,809 Time Prophet - you foretold that our order would be destroyed at the hand of the Brunnen G, but we destroyed them. 309 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:21,936 Will we reach our destiny? 310 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:31,863 As one gifted to see into the old cycles of time, I should be able to see beyond your order, but I cannot. 311 00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:38,078 I know only that when your time is past, there will emerge the GigaShadow 312 00:34:38,495 --> 00:34:43,083 it is unclear 313 00:34:44,542 --> 00:34:54,594 I see only a fleeting image of the Insect Wars, but they were thousands of years past. It is all so hazy. 314 00:34:55,136 --> 00:35:05,480 But even without seeing clearly I sense, I feel, I fear, the death of all humankind. 315 00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:15,615 Are you His Shadow? 316 00:35:17,659 --> 00:35:23,915 Yes. I am the Divine Shadow who killed Kai 2000 years ago. 317 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:26,793 What is protoblood? How is it made? 318 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:29,421 I do not know 319 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:35,010 But you provided the protoblood for Kai. You made him what he is. 320 00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:37,512 Yes. 321 00:35:38,013 --> 00:35:39,889 Then you must know where it comes from. 322 00:35:41,016 --> 00:35:43,101 It comes from the GigaShadow 323 00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:46,104 What is the GigaShadow? 324 00:35:47,522 --> 00:35:52,861 The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning. 325 00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:58,658 First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth. 326 00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:05,332 The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order. 327 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:12,589 A time of pain and rejoicing. Our destiny. 328 00:36:12,589 --> 00:36:14,049 But what is it? 329 00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:19,429 The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning 330 00:36:20,138 --> 00:36:21,556 Tell me what I want to know 331 00:36:22,265 --> 00:36:24,142 The GigaShadow is the end - 332 00:36:24,142 --> 00:36:24,768 Kai. 333 00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:30,231 -and it is the beginning. First will come the Cleansing, then will begin a new - 334 00:36:42,827 --> 00:36:44,371 We've lost about half. 335 00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:48,041 Therefore my time is reduced by half. 336 00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:51,086 I'm sorry Kai, I'm sorry. 337 00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:56,341 We've lost half your blood, and we've learned nothing. 338 00:36:57,342 --> 00:37:02,931 I have lost half of my blood, I have lost half of my time, but we have learned much. 339 00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:09,979 First, that the prophecy may not be certain, 340 00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:17,237 and second, that the GigaShadow is something we should fear. 341 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:28,540 This is Stanley Tweedle, the captain of the Lexx, the most powerful destructive force in the two universes. 342 00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:31,126 If anybody can hear me, and would like to make contact - 343 00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:34,671 - please transmit now, we are monitoring all frequencies 344 00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:39,884 How does it taste? 345 00:37:40,635 --> 00:37:45,348 Meaty - but not as meaty as you will, Stanley. 346 00:37:48,643 --> 00:37:49,853 I can't help ya 347 00:37:53,398 --> 00:37:54,774 We can't just let him die. 348 00:37:55,734 --> 00:37:58,320 Kai died 2000 years ago! 349 00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:00,697 We have to go back through the fractal core 350 00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:04,534 we have to go back to the Cluster, we have to get Kai some new protoblood. 351 00:38:04,534 --> 00:38:09,456 Going back to the Cluster does not mean that Kai wil live, it means that we all will die 352 00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:15,337 Improbable as it may be, the security guard has a point. 353 00:38:18,673 --> 00:38:19,841 I don't want to live. 354 00:38:22,677 --> 00:38:24,888 I never wanted to live 355 00:38:32,354 --> 00:38:36,483 I'm making eye water again - it happens when I feel this way 356 00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:39,486 They're called tears, didn't you even know that? 357 00:38:41,154 --> 00:38:48,745 I grew up in a box, Stan. My matrons, my teachers, everyone I ever knew were holograms. 358 00:38:50,413 --> 00:38:53,124 You're the first real people I ever met! 359 00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:56,503 There's a lot I don't know 360 00:38:57,712 --> 00:38:59,089 Well, there's something else 361 00:38:59,631 --> 00:39:00,590 What? 362 00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:05,095 Tears are what happens when you're in love. 363 00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:17,148 We have to go back through the fractal core, we have to go back to the Cluster 364 00:39:17,148 --> 00:39:18,942 That's called committing suicide! 365 00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:20,902 We have to get Kai new protoblood, 366 00:39:21,319 --> 00:39:24,906 we have to go back to the Cluster, we can't just let him die! 367 00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:27,075 We all will die! 368 00:39:30,745 --> 00:39:33,623 Admit it Tweedle. You're a coward 369 00:39:34,582 --> 00:39:38,503 A coward. An arch traitor and a coward. 370 00:39:49,139 --> 00:39:53,393 Lexx - I've made a decision. We are going back through the fractal core. 371 00:39:54,227 --> 00:39:56,521 As you command, Stan. 372 00:39:56,521 --> 00:40:01,860 And, from now on, I want to be known as Stanley the Brave, who risked his skin for his friends! 373 00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:06,823 As you command, Stanley the Brave, who risked his skin for his friends. 374 00:40:37,604 --> 00:40:39,731 Relax Tweedle, you're all right 375 00:40:39,731 --> 00:40:40,774 We made it, darling 376 00:40:40,774 --> 00:40:42,025 Good work. 377 00:40:42,734 --> 00:40:45,695 Kai? Kai? Talk to me 378 00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:56,289 Protoblood failure. 379 00:41:11,012 --> 00:41:15,558 Say, while you're down there, why don't you stay down there? 380 00:41:15,558 --> 00:41:20,980 Say, while you're up here, why don't you contact some old friends? 381 00:41:27,278 --> 00:41:30,240 Mind Squish until I return, and if I do not - 382 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,742 Kill him, before he gets big enough to eat you 383 00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:36,955 Are you sure you don't want to come with us, Stan? 384 00:41:37,998 --> 00:41:41,334 Unlike dead man, I am experiencing no such motivation 385 00:41:43,962 --> 00:41:47,340 I bet the Cluster would love to see the famous arch traitor come home 386 00:41:48,299 --> 00:41:51,136 Maybe there's a candle burning for you outside the protein bank 387 00:41:51,469 --> 00:41:52,178 Blow it out. 388 00:41:53,179 --> 00:41:57,434 Remember - we talk to you, you don't talk to us 389 00:41:57,976 --> 00:41:59,936 - unless we ask you to, which we won't 390 00:42:01,229 --> 00:42:04,107 We don't want anyone to find the Lexx because of your signals 391 00:42:04,524 --> 00:42:06,443 Signals can be tracked, Stan 392 00:42:06,443 --> 00:42:09,154 I know. Good luck 393 00:42:09,154 --> 00:42:10,822 Thanks. Stay put 394 00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:44,898 Lexx, when you eat, can you separate out the yummy stuff from the nasty indigestible bits? 395 00:42:44,898 --> 00:42:49,319 Yes, Stanley the Perfect, the mighty and terrible champion of the oppressed 396 00:42:49,819 --> 00:42:53,531 And - unjustly maligned majestical being 397 00:42:53,531 --> 00:42:56,326 And unjustly maligned majestical being 398 00:42:57,869 --> 00:42:59,162 Cool 399 00:43:24,562 --> 00:43:26,523 Come on, baby, come on. 400 00:43:27,691 --> 00:43:30,276 They can't detect us this close to the surface. 401 00:43:35,198 --> 00:43:39,327 This is customs post KL722468. 402 00:43:40,161 --> 00:43:42,998 Hi. We - we seem to - 403 00:43:43,039 --> 00:43:45,083 This customs post has been cleansed 404 00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:48,461 No problem, we'll check in at a different one 405 00:43:48,628 --> 00:43:50,463 This customs post has been cleansed 406 00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:52,966 Right. We'll make sure to - 407 00:43:52,966 --> 00:43:55,260 This customs post - this customs post Rejoice! - has been cleansed cleansed cleansed 408 00:43:57,178 --> 00:44:05,645 Guilty - in the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed of your crime against the League of 20,000 Planets. May His Merciful Shadow fall upon you 409 00:44:10,650 --> 00:44:12,569 No military patrols 410 00:44:13,945 --> 00:44:15,613 Not a lot of anything 411 00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:24,956 Eyes right 412 00:45:19,844 --> 00:45:21,638 Kai - come back 413 00:45:32,273 --> 00:45:35,986 Protoblood failure. I do not have much time left. 414 00:45:39,447 --> 00:45:40,657 We must hurry. 415 00:46:09,686 --> 00:46:12,981 Zev to Stan - we just landed. So far so weird. 416 00:46:14,316 --> 00:46:15,525 I'll keep you posted. 417 00:46:17,569 --> 00:46:19,237 Lexx, I have a question. 418 00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:25,702 If I want to transmit something, does it have to go out over all frequencies, or can I select a specific band? 419 00:46:25,952 --> 00:46:34,753 I am able to transmit on any frequency band you choose, Stanley the legendary all powerful space stud man 420 00:46:35,295 --> 00:46:40,258 I select the upper five nano quanto range frequencies 421 00:46:41,009 --> 00:46:45,347 This is Stanley Tweedle. That's right, the Stanley Tweedle 422 00:46:45,638 --> 00:46:47,682 Maybe you heard I was a traitor 423 00:46:48,308 --> 00:46:54,773 Maybe you're aware I was once an assistant deputy backup courier for the Ostral B heretics. 424 00:46:54,981 --> 00:47:00,945 and that on one mission in particular I got a little side-tracked when His Shadow attacked - 425 00:47:07,994 --> 00:47:11,581 It's our favourite frequency 426 00:47:18,838 --> 00:47:29,391 amino acid codes that certain Sub Nebula mercenaries found in my tooth were used to destroy a hundred Reform planets 427 00:47:29,808 --> 00:47:33,144 - although it was actually only 94. 428 00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:43,238 None of that matters now, you know why? Because I now command the Lexx, the most powerful destructive force in the two universes. 429 00:47:43,238 --> 00:47:52,330 I can take you out just like that. Don't believe me? Come on. I'll be right here waiting. Ha ha 430 00:48:45,216 --> 00:48:46,343 The Cleansing. 431 00:48:51,765 --> 00:48:53,058 Not long dead. 432 00:48:56,728 --> 00:49:00,982 Welcome friends. Welcome to the end of everything. 433 00:49:01,733 --> 00:49:05,820 Though I can command the heavens and urge comets to change their course, 434 00:49:05,945 --> 00:49:12,619 all this is nothing next to your grace, your wisdom, and the glory that lives in your eyes 435 00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:14,746 Divine Shadow? 436 00:49:14,829 --> 00:49:15,789 Yes. 437 00:49:17,207 --> 00:49:18,958 You don't look very good. 438 00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:23,755 And I could not be happier, for I am free. 439 00:49:26,383 --> 00:49:27,592 I don't understand. 440 00:49:27,592 --> 00:49:36,393 As a result of the fall the evil section of my brain was destroyed. Only my poet half remains. I am at peace. 441 00:49:36,601 --> 00:49:37,435 Kill it. 442 00:49:37,435 --> 00:49:40,605 Fair lady, would you care to hear a sonnet? 443 00:49:40,605 --> 00:49:41,648 Pass 444 00:49:42,315 --> 00:49:43,566 What happened here? 445 00:49:44,192 --> 00:49:46,152 An assassination attempt 446 00:49:46,152 --> 00:49:50,156 Some rebel clerics found a way to make my pillar descend. 447 00:49:50,156 --> 00:49:53,785 Good for them, I say - not at the time, of course, but - 448 00:49:53,785 --> 00:49:55,161 Squish! 449 00:49:57,122 --> 00:49:57,998 Bad lizard 450 00:50:01,459 --> 00:50:07,632 You should have let it kill me. Let it end my suffering for the pain I inflicted on all humanity 451 00:50:07,632 --> 00:50:12,137 I will fulfil your desire, by fulfilling the prophecy 452 00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:15,265 Do it Kai - end the Divine Order 453 00:50:15,265 --> 00:50:20,895 Last of the Brunnen G, I ask not to be spared, only to be forgiven. Grant me that 454 00:50:20,895 --> 00:50:25,692 He destroyed your planet. He destroyed you. He deserves nothing 455 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,903 I beg you 456 00:50:29,362 --> 00:50:30,405 Get rid of him 457 00:50:32,032 --> 00:50:35,285 I cannot stop you. I am helpless 458 00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:37,245 What is the GigaShadow? 459 00:50:38,371 --> 00:50:41,875 The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning. 460 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:46,087 First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth 461 00:50:46,504 --> 00:50:49,507 The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order 462 00:50:49,924 --> 00:50:56,014 Whatever the GigaShadow is to be, it likely cannot be without you 463 00:50:57,474 --> 00:51:00,518 The prophecy demands to be fulfilled 464 00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:24,834 He knew nothing of the GigaShadow either 465 00:51:28,004 --> 00:51:31,675 We will go to the mortuary now, for protoblood 466 00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:38,723 Kai - it's over. The prophecy is fulfilled. 467 00:51:40,016 --> 00:51:44,562 The last of the Brunnen G has destroyed the Divine Order. How does it feel? 468 00:51:44,896 --> 00:51:55,865 It feels - it feels - I have no feeling for it 469 00:53:33,505 --> 00:53:34,839 Is this the mortuary? 470 00:53:34,839 --> 00:53:38,009 My home, for 2000 years 471 00:53:39,052 --> 00:53:45,975 These drawers contained myself and thousands of other assassins like me, all kept in a state of living death by protoblood 472 00:53:48,937 --> 00:53:51,147 Looks like all my undead comrades have taken a walk 473 00:53:51,231 --> 00:53:52,190 Where to? 474 00:53:52,190 --> 00:53:54,567 They have been cleansed, I assume 475 00:53:58,113 --> 00:53:59,447 The tubes are dry 476 00:53:59,447 --> 00:54:01,157 So, what do we do? 477 00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:07,455 Follow the tubes to the source of protoblood, wherever that is. 478 00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:15,714 Stan - Zev. Stan, it looks like we might take a little longer than we hoped. Sit tight 479 00:54:16,548 --> 00:54:21,219 Stan, this is Zev. Stan, this is Zev 480 00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:23,888 Stan - there's a big celebration on the Cluster. 481 00:54:24,764 --> 00:54:31,062 We've encountered some people, rebels, who tell us His Shadow is dead. Looks like the good guys won, Stan 482 00:54:31,062 --> 00:54:37,110 Oh, and don't be surprised if you encounter some returning refugees - help them out if you can 483 00:54:37,610 --> 00:54:42,240 Also, best to maintain radio silence, just in case. Zev out 484 00:54:44,868 --> 00:54:46,328 Anything you say 485 00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:37,253 I gave Kai my memories, but you, cleric, are weak. You will transport my essence to its destiny 486 00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:38,296 No! 487 00:56:04,030 --> 00:56:05,824 You are mine 488 00:56:05,824 --> 00:56:10,120 No, no, I'm not yours 489 00:56:10,829 --> 00:56:15,709 I will not be possessed by you. I'm Yottskry, I'm Yottskry 490 00:56:17,085 --> 00:56:19,004 I have my own mind 491 00:56:19,879 --> 00:56:22,549 But I control you. 492 00:56:27,804 --> 00:56:30,473 No. I've fought you before, and I'll fight you again 493 00:56:32,434 --> 00:56:34,561 You will lose 494 00:57:01,046 --> 00:57:03,131 Ahh! Are you all right? 495 00:57:03,548 --> 00:57:04,174 Yes. 496 00:57:05,425 --> 00:57:06,426 What is this? 497 00:57:13,933 --> 00:57:14,893 Is it protoblood? 498 00:57:15,852 --> 00:57:16,603 No. 499 00:57:21,983 --> 00:57:22,942 Then what is it? 500 00:57:22,942 --> 00:57:26,780 Trouble - because unlike me, everything you see here is alive 501 00:57:27,364 --> 00:57:30,533 Get out. Leave me alone Get out of my mind! 502 00:57:30,659 --> 00:57:33,953 You must bend to my will. Do as I command 503 00:57:33,953 --> 00:57:35,497 I'm not His Shadow! 504 00:57:35,497 --> 00:57:38,041 You are me. I am you. 505 00:57:38,249 --> 00:57:39,084 Never! 506 00:57:41,044 --> 00:57:43,046 Protoblood is distributed from here 507 00:57:45,507 --> 00:57:46,424 - empty 508 00:57:47,759 --> 00:57:51,012 We have to keep looking. We must be close 509 00:57:51,388 --> 00:57:54,516 Perhaps - but I have little time, Zev 510 00:57:57,394 --> 00:58:01,648 All right. Time to die, Divine Shadow 511 00:58:13,326 --> 00:58:15,704 You are already dead, ha ha ha! 512 00:58:18,832 --> 00:58:20,917 It is only I who am alive ha ha ha! 513 00:58:49,863 --> 00:58:51,114 We saw him before. 514 00:58:52,115 --> 00:58:54,909 He was dead. He is the one you turned over 515 00:58:54,909 --> 00:58:58,913 He's getting stronger. I can't hold him back 516 00:59:04,377 --> 00:59:07,797 Kai, you must kill me. 517 00:59:09,341 --> 00:59:11,509 I am possessed by His Shadow 518 00:59:19,017 --> 00:59:21,353 He's trying to move, somewhere 519 00:59:21,978 --> 00:59:23,104 Where? 520 00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:31,738 Please, somehow you must kill His Shadow 521 00:59:33,573 --> 00:59:35,241 You must kill me 522 00:59:37,077 --> 00:59:38,495 Where is he trying to go? 523 00:59:38,828 --> 00:59:42,457 To the GigaShadow. You must stop him. 524 00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:44,584 What is the GigaShadow? 525 00:59:50,006 --> 00:59:50,757 Tell me 526 01:00:03,311 --> 01:00:04,980 How did he come back to life? 527 01:00:05,855 --> 01:00:08,024 Some form of protoblood, I suspect 528 01:00:09,651 --> 01:00:13,196 The yellow stuff - on the floor by the dead clerics 529 01:00:14,364 --> 01:00:16,783 And protoblood comes from the GigaShadow 530 01:00:17,742 --> 01:00:20,245 So let's go back up and get some 531 01:00:20,328 --> 01:00:24,874 Yes - we must find the Giga- 532 01:00:27,544 --> 01:00:29,921 No! Kai! 533 01:00:33,049 --> 01:00:34,134 Out of blood. Zev 534 01:00:35,677 --> 01:00:42,976 - go back to Stan. Use the Lexx to destroy the Cluster 535 01:00:47,856 --> 01:00:50,692 Farewell Zev, my - 536 01:00:52,944 --> 01:00:56,031 Kai, come back 537 01:00:57,157 --> 01:01:00,118 Kai, come back 538 01:01:01,036 --> 01:01:06,124 Kai, Kai, Kai! 539 01:01:31,441 --> 01:01:36,905 Situation deteriorating quickly 540 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,161 Others all dead. 541 01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:55,423 I estimate I only have forty minutes of oxygen supply left 542 01:01:56,466 --> 01:02:04,849 How long do you think it will take you to reach me? Over 543 01:02:05,308 --> 01:02:09,312 Vessel, this is Captain Stanley Tweedle, commander of the Lexx 544 01:02:09,980 --> 01:02:14,317 I, um, I accidentally received your transmission, are you in trouble? 545 01:02:15,276 --> 01:02:20,991 Oh no - my signal's been intercepted 546 01:02:22,033 --> 01:02:26,621 Hold on, hold on, wait, look, come in, I can help. Come in! 547 01:02:27,414 --> 01:02:29,624 Lexx, did you get a location fix on that transmission? 548 01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:34,421 I did, Stanley the stunner, makes love like no other 549 01:02:49,060 --> 01:02:54,482 I defy thee, I defy thee, I defy thee! 550 01:02:59,904 --> 01:03:01,698 What fresh hell is this? 551 01:03:15,628 --> 01:03:18,798 My Rebirth has begun 552 01:03:41,279 --> 01:03:44,741 I don't need your help 553 01:03:45,408 --> 01:03:47,369 You're running out of oxygen, correct? 554 01:03:47,869 --> 01:03:51,748 I've been there, it's something I would not wish on my worst enemy 555 01:03:53,416 --> 01:03:59,756 How do I know you're not working for the Divine Order? 556 01:03:59,964 --> 01:04:02,008 Sometimes you just have to go on trust 557 01:04:03,009 --> 01:04:04,260 I don't think so 558 01:04:07,847 --> 01:04:14,688 I don't know what to believe anymore. Oh, oh, oh - 559 01:04:16,356 --> 01:04:17,565 What's up? 560 01:04:20,860 --> 01:04:21,945 Oh, oh - oxygen! 561 01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:23,196 Hold on! 562 01:04:45,802 --> 01:04:48,972 Hang on - I brought you a suit, and oxygen 563 01:04:52,934 --> 01:04:55,228 I don't know what to believe anymore 564 01:05:08,450 --> 01:05:10,910 Stanley Tweedle. 565 01:05:13,455 --> 01:05:15,832 - the lesson continues 566 01:06:24,943 --> 01:06:26,361 Find your mother 567 01:06:36,788 --> 01:06:37,747 Zev. 568 01:06:39,290 --> 01:06:42,502 Zev! Bliss to the power of bliss times bliss! I live again. 569 01:06:43,503 --> 01:06:44,462 What's wrong? 570 01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:48,341 He's gone. Kai is dead 571 01:06:48,341 --> 01:06:50,885 Listen - something's happening to the Cluster 572 01:06:57,225 --> 01:07:00,061 Maybe it's a lost cause, but there's something I have to do 573 01:07:00,353 --> 01:07:03,064 Zev, please, we must flee this planetoid! 574 01:07:55,116 --> 01:07:58,244 The cleansing is not complete 575 01:08:14,678 --> 01:08:18,264 Zev! 576 01:08:20,892 --> 01:08:22,060 Hurry! 577 01:08:54,843 --> 01:09:01,349 Stan - Zev. Listen very carefully. Bring the Lexx to the Cluster right now 578 01:09:01,975 --> 01:09:06,730 We have to try to rescue Kai, then use the Lexx to destroy the Cluster. 579 01:09:07,105 --> 01:09:08,815 We have to blow it up 580 01:09:10,150 --> 01:09:18,158 Well, geez lady, that sounds like a really fun idea, but I'm afraid there's a little snag. 581 01:09:19,117 --> 01:09:26,624 You see, it's like this. Mr Tweedle is, er, somewhat indisposed. . 582 01:09:30,754 --> 01:09:39,346 In fact, by the time we are done with his puffy pink body, it will be a lot more puffy and a lot less pink 583 01:09:40,847 --> 01:09:43,058 Squeal for the people. 584 01:09:45,935 --> 01:09:54,611 Squeal, squeal, squeal! 585 01:09:54,653 --> 01:09:56,905 There is justice in this universe 586 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:57,757 Good lizard 587 01:11:30,957 --> 01:11:33,960 OK, Squish - let's find the GigaShadow 588 01:11:53,647 --> 01:11:55,815 Have you solved the puzzle, human? 589 01:11:57,025 --> 01:12:00,862 No matter. You cannot stop me now 590 01:12:02,489 --> 01:12:05,200 Yes you can. He's vulnerable 591 01:12:06,576 --> 01:12:07,786 Where are you? 592 01:12:08,662 --> 01:12:12,707 I'm inside the GigaShadow. You're inside the GigaShadow 593 01:12:14,668 --> 01:12:17,587 Find me. Please, find the brain 594 01:12:20,882 --> 01:12:25,011 You're too late Kai - much too late 595 01:12:25,345 --> 01:12:26,388 We shall see 596 01:12:31,101 --> 01:12:32,727 What's your favourite food? 597 01:12:37,023 --> 01:12:40,193 Find me. Please, find the brain 598 01:12:44,447 --> 01:12:55,041 I am the GigaShadow, and you, Kai, are nothing but a microbe inside me, infecting my system 599 01:13:00,130 --> 01:13:06,511 I will extinguish you - and, cleric - you cannot help him 600 01:13:24,154 --> 01:13:28,450 790 - We can't leave without Kai 601 01:13:31,536 --> 01:13:33,955 No sign of the dead one, sweet one 602 01:14:02,692 --> 01:14:06,029 That, dearest, would be the GigaShadow 603 01:14:07,572 --> 01:14:08,406 Right 604 01:14:08,782 --> 01:14:11,785 I suggest we vacate this area immediately 605 01:14:22,253 --> 01:14:24,381 Die, Brunnen G! 606 01:14:28,259 --> 01:14:30,637 You cannot help him 607 01:14:30,637 --> 01:14:33,640 Yes! I can and I will! 608 01:14:36,685 --> 01:14:40,981 Die! Die! 609 01:14:42,816 --> 01:14:45,360 I will free him 610 01:14:52,826 --> 01:14:53,702 Thank you 611 01:14:54,619 --> 01:15:00,208 Hurry, Kai. I'm losing, losing strength 612 01:15:01,835 --> 01:15:03,920 And I am gaining 613 01:15:04,379 --> 01:15:06,589 Go - find the brain 614 01:15:07,966 --> 01:15:14,347 Unfortunately there is no habitable planet, asteroid, moon or space station within the range of this vessel. 615 01:15:14,681 --> 01:15:17,142 There is absolutely nowhere for us to go. 616 01:15:19,436 --> 01:15:20,270 Zev, darling? 617 01:15:21,104 --> 01:15:21,521 Yes? 618 01:15:22,605 --> 01:15:26,860 Our oxygen will be gone and you'll be dead in 11 hours and 7 minutes, 619 01:15:27,402 --> 01:15:34,242 but my power pack will keep me going for 309 years, so I will use that time to recite an epic poem about you. 620 01:15:34,242 --> 01:15:35,618 Shall I begin? 621 01:15:37,287 --> 01:15:45,587 Zev, my love, you have expired But robot head is hot and wired Your fragrant corpse, cold and 622 01:15:45,879 --> 01:15:49,507 Zev? Zev? 623 01:15:53,386 --> 01:15:55,096 Stan. Zev. 624 01:15:57,641 --> 01:16:00,977 You were right. We shouldn't have come 625 01:16:03,104 --> 01:16:07,984 I don't know what to say, except, except - 626 01:16:08,860 --> 01:16:11,613 Just get out of the way, will ya, I need a clear shot! 627 01:16:37,973 --> 01:16:38,723 Fire! 628 01:16:57,075 --> 01:16:58,660 Yes! 629 01:17:27,647 --> 01:17:30,358 Lexx, what are you doing? Hit it with everything you got! 630 01:17:30,358 --> 01:17:36,698 I did, Stanley the fearless warrior god swooping down from on high to protect the weak and innocent 631 01:17:36,698 --> 01:17:37,657 Well, OK - hit it again 632 01:18:09,189 --> 01:18:15,070 Zev, love - I believe the GigaShadow is a large angry insect, and I fear it is just waking up. 633 01:18:16,613 --> 01:18:20,617 Yes, Kai, yes - you're almost there 634 01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:22,410 Squish - which way? 635 01:18:26,998 --> 01:18:30,335 You're here, Kai. Fulfil the prophecy 636 01:18:30,752 --> 01:18:37,133 No, cleric. Kai is close, but he will never arrive 637 01:18:45,141 --> 01:18:46,935 I can't fight any longer 638 01:18:54,693 --> 01:18:56,027 Begone! 639 01:19:13,503 --> 01:19:14,587 Find the brain 640 01:19:24,306 --> 01:19:26,599 Darling, it is not important to me, but - 641 01:19:26,599 --> 01:19:27,767 What? 642 01:19:28,435 --> 01:19:29,394 To your right 643 01:19:33,606 --> 01:19:34,524 Kai 644 01:19:37,652 --> 01:19:40,780 Lexx - turn around, we're gonna pick up the dead guy 645 01:20:05,639 --> 01:20:06,473 How did you manage to - 646 01:20:06,473 --> 01:20:08,975 No time - Lexx, take us to the fractal core 647 01:20:08,975 --> 01:20:12,354 Lexx - fractal core, now - go! 648 01:20:17,067 --> 01:20:22,656 Stupid humans. Your entire species is mine. 649 01:20:30,664 --> 01:20:32,874 Its velocity has surpassed the Lexx 650 01:20:32,874 --> 01:20:34,626 Is there no way to fight it? 651 01:20:34,626 --> 01:20:37,921 No. It has become too powerful during its millennia of dormancy 652 01:20:45,303 --> 01:20:47,472 So even if we lead it through the fractal core - 653 01:20:47,681 --> 01:20:49,391 The GigaShadow cannot follow. 654 01:20:49,766 --> 01:20:51,977 Its positive mass is too large for it to pass through. 655 01:20:52,477 --> 01:20:56,231 It would combine with the fractal core's anti-mass and the two would cancel each other out 656 01:20:56,231 --> 01:20:57,273 It can't follow us? 657 01:20:57,482 --> 01:20:58,191 No. 658 01:20:58,608 --> 01:21:02,904 Perfect. OK, Lexx - faster, as fast as you can go 659 01:21:02,904 --> 01:21:09,369 As you request, Stanley the fearless warrior god swooping down from on high to protect the weak and innocent. 660 01:21:09,369 --> 01:21:12,956 mastermind of the downfall of the shining star of the cosmos 661 01:21:12,956 --> 01:21:16,918 Stan, Stan, only Stan! 662 01:22:07,886 --> 01:22:08,303 Yes! 663 01:22:23,401 --> 01:22:24,569 Ouch! 664 01:22:36,873 --> 01:22:43,672 I imagine the GigaShadow's priority will be to end the prophecy. To end me 665 01:22:45,382 --> 01:22:48,134 But the GigaShadow cannot come through the fractal core 666 01:23:05,735 --> 01:23:07,237 Run Wait for me! 667 01:23:09,114 --> 01:23:14,744 GigaShadow, this is our time of rejoicing. 668 01:23:14,828 --> 01:23:16,955 No, it is your time of pain. 669 01:23:17,372 --> 01:23:21,209 You are no longer needed, human vessels of my essence. 670 01:23:35,598 --> 01:23:35,890 Come on 671 01:23:38,310 --> 01:23:39,728 What's it, what's it! 672 01:23:58,204 --> 01:24:01,207 It's over. We have no hope 673 01:24:01,207 --> 01:24:05,712 We have hope - one small hope 674 01:24:23,855 --> 01:24:27,651 The victory of your ancestors was not complete 675 01:24:30,862 --> 01:24:33,698 You are a survivor of the Insect civilisation. 676 01:24:34,366 --> 01:24:37,118 Yes, last of the Brunnen G. 677 01:24:38,328 --> 01:24:40,955 I passed on my essence to humans, 678 01:24:41,164 --> 01:24:48,505 rightly believing that I would be more successful using humans to defeat themselves. 679 01:24:49,547 --> 01:24:57,931 Yours has been an enslaved species, working tirelessly to achieve my Rebirth 680 01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:05,897 The Divine Insect Order beings. The insects will rule again. . 681 01:25:06,398 --> 01:25:11,653 I bid you extinction. the time has come. Ha ha ha! 682 01:25:27,711 --> 01:25:29,004 That's my baby 683 01:26:23,892 --> 01:26:29,189 Oh look, Nubbleguck - tasty treats 684 01:26:31,399 --> 01:26:36,112 Yum yum - give me some 685 01:26:52,128 --> 01:26:54,130 Why are you smiling? 686 01:26:54,756 --> 01:26:59,761 I'm smiling because I transmitted on your frequency on purpose. 687 01:27:01,137 --> 01:27:04,724 I'm smiling because it's dinner time 688 01:27:06,935 --> 01:27:12,565 And then, following Captain Stanley's carefully constructed plan exactly, 689 01:27:13,233 --> 01:27:17,362 the Lexx cruised on over to Feppo and Smoor's 690 01:27:20,615 --> 01:27:23,326 and ate it right up, 691 01:27:25,870 --> 01:27:33,670 and then it separated out the essential Tweedle from the indigestible Sub Nebula mercenaries, ha ha! 692 01:27:35,255 --> 01:27:38,300 I knew what they'd do and I did them one better 693 01:27:39,884 --> 01:27:41,720 How did you know that they would come after you? 694 01:27:43,263 --> 01:27:49,144 Captain Stan just intentionally broadcast over frequency bands they monitor 695 01:27:49,894 --> 01:27:52,230 So, guys - where do we go from here? 696 01:27:55,317 --> 01:27:57,777 I once suggested that you find yourselves a home 697 01:27:59,070 --> 01:27:59,863 And now? 698 01:28:01,656 --> 01:28:06,745 And now that the fractal core is destroyed, stranding us in the Dark Zone, 699 01:28:07,579 --> 01:28:13,460 and since I have a new supply of protoblood, let us find ourselves a home 700 01:28:15,795 --> 01:28:16,963 Sounds good to me. 701 01:28:17,464 --> 01:28:18,006 Stan? 702 01:28:20,091 --> 01:28:23,637 OK, Lexx - find us a home 703 01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:29,434 As you request - Stan, Stan, only Stan.