1
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All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth.

2
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Ugh.

3
00:00:19,038 --> 00:00:22,144
Is she gonna do that all night,
those fucking holiday puns?

4
00:00:22,244 --> 00:00:23,914
You know what?
Watch your language, okay?

5
00:00:24,148 --> 00:00:27,655
-Swear jar.
-Adelaide is enjoying the holiday spirit.

6
00:00:28,089 --> 00:00:29,154
So...

7
00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:34,636
Are you going to, uh,
officially introduce

8
00:00:34,736 --> 00:00:37,605
your special guest
to all of us here, huh?

9
00:00:37,609 --> 00:00:42,819
Winter, darling. Such an
appropriate glacial name.

10
00:00:43,052 --> 00:00:44,184
Of course.

11
00:00:44,188 --> 00:00:46,693
It's time
for the grand unveiling.

12
00:00:52,639 --> 00:00:54,275
You'll know her
just by looking at her.

13
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Oh, yes.

14
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That Glasgow smile ear to ear.

15
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And that attractive blossom.

16
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Thank you.

17
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I hate to interrupt
a family gathering.

18
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Oh, no, no, no,
Miss Short. Please.

19
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Don't let those concerns
wrinkle your pretty little brow line.

20
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Very soon, you will
be among 13 leading ladies,

21
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all as legendary as you are.

22
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-It's Elizabeth, isn't it?
-That's right.

23
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Miss Elizabeth Short.

24
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As in, "Short on cash."

25
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A black Christmas tree.

26
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I find that so macabre.

27
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It's not
a Christmas tree, dear.

28
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It's a symbol
memorializing the Rauhnacht.

29
00:02:05,785 --> 00:02:07,187
The Rauhnacht?

30
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German pagans knew
what today's people forgot.

31
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This is our darkest time of year,

32
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which they hailed
as the smoky nights.

33
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When the veil between light
and shadow was at its thinnest.

34
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When the dead quit their graves

35
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and the demons wander freely
through the gates of hell.

36
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Their time is our time,
<i>mein Schatz.</i>

37
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So pay heed.

38
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This is the 13th night

39
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after the birth
of that Christ child.

40
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I'm sorry, but where am I?

41
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We're in the home of Mr. Nas.

42
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It's grand, isn't it?

43
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He's a mastermind, and
he's just going to eat you up.

44
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May I ask how you heard of me?

45
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Well, dear, your quest
for fame was fulfilled.

46
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-Well, you were in all the newspapers.
-I was?

47
00:03:02,732 --> 00:03:06,807
You seem to be confused
about why you're here

48
00:03:07,374 --> 00:03:08,944
and how you arrived here.

49
00:03:09,979 --> 00:03:11,248
I am.

50
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I'm so... disconnected
from who I am,

51
00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:17,762
from where I'm supposed to be.

52
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I feel rather faint.

53
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That's because you've traveled
such a long, long way.

54
00:03:26,312 --> 00:03:30,721
Let's put some color
back into those...

55
00:03:32,224 --> 00:03:34,461
slashed cheeks of yours.

56
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Get this girl some nourishment.

57
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I think we have
some leftover holiday ham.

58
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I'll carve it up.

59
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That looks like an unusual ham.

60
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It's a special ham

61
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-for special people.
-♪<i>♪ I sailed away When love was through ♪</i>

62
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-♪<i>♪ Then some friends I knew ♪</i>
-Ah...

63
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♪ <i>♪ Took me
To a midnight masquerade ♪</i>

64
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♪ <i>♪ I felt an old familiar thrill
Linger with me still ♪</i>

65
00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:39,809
♪ <i>♪ Dancing
To a dreamy serenade ♪</i>

66
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♪ <i>♪ At twelve o'clock
To my surprise ♪</i>

67
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♪ <i>♪ Without disguise ♪</i>

68
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♪ <i>♪ Stood my love of old
Our love remade ♪</i>

69
00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:53,273
Eat up.

70
00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:57,314
♪ <i>♪ Two broken hearts
That fell apart ♪</i>

71
00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,447
♪ <i>♪ Got a second start ♪</i>

72
00:05:59,451 --> 00:06:04,428
-Hmm. Mmm.
-♪<i>♪ It happened At a midnight masquerade ♪</i>

73
00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:07,033
Mmm.

74
00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,200
I didn't know how hungry I was.

75
00:06:09,204 --> 00:06:13,881
Please, Miss Short,
savor each and every bite.

76
00:06:14,414 --> 00:06:20,226
Children, do you realize that we
are sitting here with a true legend?

77
00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:24,632
Miss Short, perhaps I could
help rekindle your memories?

78
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You see, once upon a time,

79
00:06:26,773 --> 00:06:30,243
you left a rented room
in Hollywood

80
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<i>on the 9th of January
in the year of 1947.</i>

81
00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:39,699
Your true stardom
began on the 15th

82
00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:42,901
when you were discovered
in a vacant lot.

83
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Some seductive villain
had sliced you in two...

84
00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:50,984
...and then
sliced you in two again...

85
00:06:50,988 --> 00:06:54,495
...and that
famous smile of yours

86
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was crafted for you

87
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on the 13th day of January.

88
00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:05,216
She is really hitting
that 13 extra hard, right?

89
00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:06,753
Shh.

90
00:07:25,591 --> 00:07:28,392
Joe, whose monsters are those?

91
00:07:28,396 --> 00:07:29,662
Dog day care.

92
00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,336
Tell us what you remember.

93
00:07:48,770 --> 00:07:50,642
Tell us about your journey
to this place.

94
00:07:50,841 --> 00:07:52,240
Ever the cult leader.

95
00:07:52,244 --> 00:07:54,749
-Shh.
-Let her speak.

96
00:07:54,882 --> 00:07:57,689
I remember a promise of stardom,

97
00:07:57,788 --> 00:08:01,128
and then arriving
at the doorstep of a stranger

98
00:08:01,428 --> 00:08:03,028
<i>and ending up in some...</i>

99
00:08:04,569 --> 00:08:06,138
<i>Barbaric room.</i>

100
00:08:06,906 --> 00:08:10,615
I remember ether,
the bitter smell of it,

101
00:08:11,149 --> 00:08:13,987
<i>saws, clamps...</i>

102
00:08:14,154 --> 00:08:16,154
<i>to pull out unwanted babies.</i>

103
00:08:16,158 --> 00:08:16,188
<i>To pull out unwanted babies.</i>
"Make America great again."

104
00:08:16,192 --> 00:08:17,728
"Make America great again."

105
00:08:17,828 --> 00:08:21,937
Instruments of torture
gleaming in the gaslight.

106
00:08:22,638 --> 00:08:28,550
I remember then
the first cut here on my face.

107
00:08:29,953 --> 00:08:33,125
He thought I couldn't feel it,
but I could.

108
00:08:34,529 --> 00:08:39,237
And I remember thinking,
"Scream. Run."

109
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But I couldn't.

110
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I was paralyzed.

111
00:08:47,521 --> 00:08:49,592
-And then...
-Blackness?

112
00:08:51,228 --> 00:08:53,132
-Oblivion?
-Like a Klonopin.

113
00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:56,268
Let's get to the good stuff.
I'm bored.

114
00:08:57,808 --> 00:09:00,614
And then suddenly, I was alive.

115
00:09:02,852 --> 00:09:07,758
I found myself in a graveyard
surrounded by mist.

116
00:09:07,762 --> 00:09:09,833
The same thing happened to us.

117
00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:12,601
Drawn upwards, forwards.

118
00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:14,204
Returned to our promise.

119
00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:15,310
Rebirth!

120
00:09:15,778 --> 00:09:18,784
-Hail.
-I reached a women's shelter.

121
00:09:20,253 --> 00:09:24,328
But they all screamed
at the sight of my face.

122
00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:28,169
The horror of what
had been done to me.

123
00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:34,816
And then I remembered my PO box
in Larchmont Village.

124
00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,621
And there was
the mysterious package

125
00:09:37,755 --> 00:09:40,561
with the mask and the bus ticket.

126
00:09:40,694 --> 00:09:43,028
Mrs. Langdon,
were they from you?

127
00:09:43,032 --> 00:09:45,601
The kindness of strangers.

128
00:09:45,605 --> 00:09:47,040
Always dependable.

129
00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:51,816
That ticket brought me here
to your doorstep.

130
00:09:52,785 --> 00:09:54,151
New York, New York.

131
00:09:54,155 --> 00:09:56,689
You can make it here,
you can make it anywhere.

132
00:09:56,693 --> 00:09:58,463
Well, that was my hope.

133
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,703
"Oh, they finally sent for me,"
I thought.

134
00:10:02,705 --> 00:10:07,615
"They saw my headshot, and
they're going to make me a star."

135
00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:10,286
And what a shining star
you will be...

136
00:10:11,756 --> 00:10:13,660
on this night of nights.

137
00:10:15,697 --> 00:10:18,904
Alexa, play "Liebestraume."

138
00:10:22,411 --> 00:10:24,650
Alexa, stop.

139
00:10:37,173 --> 00:10:40,409
I told your agency yin this evening.

140
00:10:40,413 --> 00:10:40,443
I told your agency yin this evening.
I mean, absolutely off duty.

141
00:10:40,447 --> 00:10:43,583
I mean, absolutely off duty.

142
00:10:43,587 --> 00:10:44,956
What is the matter with you?

143
00:10:45,156 --> 00:10:46,927
What are you, dense?

144
00:10:47,126 --> 00:10:50,835
It's news to me. Look, I can
only follow rules that I know about.

145
00:10:52,003 --> 00:10:55,339
Like no smoking or vaping in
the home of an elderly patient.

146
00:10:55,343 --> 00:10:59,314
Not to mention you're
throwing a party in there.

147
00:10:59,318 --> 00:11:01,556
A party?

148
00:11:01,789 --> 00:11:03,422
A party. What?

149
00:11:03,426 --> 00:11:08,770
A few friends and family stopped
by on their way to their next event.

150
00:11:08,937 --> 00:11:10,675
That is it. It is not a party.

151
00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:12,110
That is it.

152
00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:22,565
Oh.

153
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:29,173
Mr. Lambrusco, I didn't mean
to come at you like a dentist drill.

154
00:11:30,847 --> 00:11:34,021
But you have to understand that
I get very overly protective

155
00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:37,791
when my darling
little daughter is nearby.

156
00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:39,427
Okay, well, then for her too.

157
00:11:39,431 --> 00:11:42,270
I mean, all this
secondhand smoke is a problem.

158
00:11:42,938 --> 00:11:44,140
Oh.

159
00:11:45,644 --> 00:11:47,147
You are absolutely right.

160
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:52,056
My, you have
so much to teach, don't you?

161
00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:54,028
It-It's just that...

162
00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:59,669
Well, you found me
at my most vulnerable

163
00:11:59,673 --> 00:12:04,114
with all my little songbirds
returning to their nest

164
00:12:04,381 --> 00:12:07,316
after their far migrations.

165
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,823
Mm-hmm.

166
00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:14,999
Oh. Why don't you join
our little soiree, hmm? Please.

167
00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:19,206
It was wrong of me
not to invite you. Here.

168
00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:23,887
-Oh... I shouldn't.
-Come on. Please, please.

169
00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:26,889
Of course you should,
of course you should.

170
00:12:26,893 --> 00:12:27,957
You must.

171
00:12:27,961 --> 00:12:30,095
You absolutely must try it.

172
00:12:30,099 --> 00:12:32,601
Come on. Here.

173
00:12:32,605 --> 00:12:33,707
It'll loosen your screws.

174
00:12:33,873 --> 00:12:36,608
We're all wound a little tight,

175
00:12:36,612 --> 00:12:39,552
the holiday season
and all, aren't we?

176
00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:44,090
Are...

177
00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:46,799
Luigi Linguini...

178
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,670
What was it you were trying
to help me understand?

179
00:12:50,674 --> 00:12:54,244
I'm not trying to impose my own
ideas, Constance. You hear me?

180
00:12:54,248 --> 00:12:58,352
These are the findings and assertions
of science, of people like you and me.

181
00:12:58,356 --> 00:13:01,491
We all experiment and find out
how to best care for the people

182
00:13:01,495 --> 00:13:04,969
that we care for, and we rely
on each other's results.

183
00:13:06,104 --> 00:13:08,739
I just... I need to know
more about my, uh...

184
00:13:08,743 --> 00:13:10,847
Our patient.

185
00:13:10,981 --> 00:13:13,649
Of course. Of course you do.

186
00:13:13,653 --> 00:13:16,192
And I have been scribbling notes

187
00:13:16,324 --> 00:13:20,333
about our dear Mr. Nas
just for you.

188
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:25,577
I mean, he doesn't speak much,
but you must have noticed the, um...

189
00:13:25,811 --> 00:13:27,242
Drink up.

190
00:13:27,246 --> 00:13:31,451
The fluttering of an eyelid
or flaring of a nostril.

191
00:13:31,455 --> 00:13:37,133
The rise and fall of his Adam's
apple with each gulp of emotion.

192
00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:41,943
I mean, he may be a man of 90,
but he has a lot of living...

193
00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:43,680
left to do.

194
00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:45,049
Ninety?

195
00:13:46,018 --> 00:13:47,755
He just turned 87.

196
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:52,464
Well, your fealty
to medical charts is admirable,

197
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,904
but why don't we save all this
for another day, huh?

198
00:13:56,104 --> 00:13:57,369
Go ahead. Finish it up.

199
00:13:57,373 --> 00:14:00,012
Why don't you stay here
tonight with us?

200
00:14:00,179 --> 00:14:01,716
Everything's been arranged.

201
00:14:01,983 --> 00:14:05,721
Constance, I'm glad
that we both understand the...

202
00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:07,193
the value of...

203
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,330
Yes.

204
00:14:09,497 --> 00:14:11,536
Now, here's my lecture for you.

205
00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:14,571
Time moves forward,

206
00:14:14,575 --> 00:14:19,384
and what we do with that motion
is entirely up to you.

207
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,654
So many passengers
living marginal lives.

208
00:14:22,658 --> 00:14:28,264
Is that what you are, as
ordinary as a tub of margarine?

209
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,606
No.

210
00:14:29,872 --> 00:14:32,544
I get a sense that
there's something more to you.

211
00:14:33,245 --> 00:14:34,347
And...

212
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:41,161
perhaps when you wake up
from all of this,

213
00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:44,200
you'll know who you really are.

214
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:49,645
Sleep.

215
00:14:54,354 --> 00:14:56,659
-Should I just get rid of him?
-No.

216
00:14:57,093 --> 00:14:59,397
No, not this one.
Just leave him be.

217
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,037
He'll sleep it off.

218
00:15:02,671 --> 00:15:06,111
Won't remember his own
damn name from a prayer.

219
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:10,419
Now, you know
what you have to do, huh?

220
00:15:11,556 --> 00:15:13,292
But you must be careful.

221
00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:21,041
Promise me...
you'll be careful.

222
00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:23,713
I promise.

223
00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:28,222
Mmm.

224
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:01,422
Will there be a chaperone
for me, Mrs. Langdon?

225
00:16:01,923 --> 00:16:05,162
I've yet to make the acquaintance of
a single gentleman in New York City,

226
00:16:05,262 --> 00:16:08,603
and I intend to be careful
with my reputation.

227
00:16:09,538 --> 00:16:11,271
Oh, Miss Short.

228
00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:16,920
Why, I would never, ever, ever send
a young lady into improper company.

229
00:16:17,153 --> 00:16:18,623
More booze.

230
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,843
Oh, no. I'm sorry,
Mrs. Langdon, but I couldn't.

231
00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:30,046
A lady never drinks.

232
00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:31,545
Oh...

233
00:16:31,549 --> 00:16:34,818
Just one little sip
of my eggnog.

234
00:16:34,822 --> 00:16:39,364
Oh, come on. It'll loosen your
hubcaps in the most delightful way.

235
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,167
Drink it.

236
00:16:43,238 --> 00:16:44,407
Mmm.

237
00:16:45,677 --> 00:16:47,748
This punch packs
quite the wallop.

238
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:52,658
Well, you're gonna need a little nip
before you go down to that speakeasy.

239
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:57,864
I mean, you remember
what speakeasies are like,

240
00:16:57,868 --> 00:16:59,070
don't you, Miss Short?

241
00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:01,876
Where is the speakeasy,
may I ask?

242
00:17:02,076 --> 00:17:03,036
New York's hottest club.

243
00:17:03,145 --> 00:17:04,447
It's called Club Hell.

244
00:17:04,582 --> 00:17:06,181
They put stickers
over your phone,

245
00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:08,957
pitchforks up your ass
and hoods over your head.

246
00:17:09,123 --> 00:17:10,895
This club has everything.

247
00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:13,232
Addy will take you from here.

248
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,470
Oh, you're not coming
to the party?

249
00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,342
Parties are
for the young.

250
00:17:19,177 --> 00:17:23,252
I used to be able to stomach
festivities like that, but...

251
00:17:24,656 --> 00:17:30,165
No, the hangover in my heart
lingers far too long these days.

252
00:17:40,219 --> 00:17:42,558
Children,
come give your mother a kiss.

253
00:17:43,392 --> 00:17:45,564
-Oh...
-Love you.

254
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,201
My beautiful, beautiful girl.

255
00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:57,621
You do your part down there.

256
00:17:58,422 --> 00:18:02,096
And there's a special place
for us in the future.

257
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:05,336
You can count on me, Mother.

258
00:18:08,141 --> 00:18:10,145
I always could.

259
00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:13,452
You were always my favorite.

260
00:18:19,497 --> 00:18:22,103
Sacrifices must be made.

261
00:18:40,039 --> 00:18:43,178
So you're saying we won't
have any feelings of, like...

262
00:18:43,947 --> 00:18:45,750
love or caring anymore?

263
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:48,852
This is the new age?

264
00:18:48,856 --> 00:18:50,927
The past is all bullshit.

265
00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:53,432
Empathy as some kind of currency.

266
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,870
Love will become
what it always has been

267
00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:58,643
before the fake Jesus freaks
got a hold of it.

268
00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:00,648
Transactional.

269
00:19:01,414 --> 00:19:03,720
I love Winter
because she serves me.

270
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:07,928
Winter loves me because I'm
fucking right about everything.

271
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,970
Imagine a whole world
organized that way.

272
00:19:12,571 --> 00:19:14,675
Where only the strong
and willing rule?

273
00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:19,484
Where you can take what
you want, kill what you don't?

274
00:19:21,388 --> 00:19:24,862
-I could dig that.
-Says the guy in a fucking gimp suit.

275
00:19:25,462 --> 00:19:27,467
Just because I can't kill you
during the ceremony

276
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,437
'cause it'll
throw off the numbers...

277
00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:32,978
doesn't mean I can't kill you
some other time.

278
00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:36,484
Violence is never the answer.

279
00:19:53,853 --> 00:19:55,089
Do you know where you are?

280
00:19:55,289 --> 00:19:56,826
Club Hell, dumb-ass.

281
00:19:57,528 --> 00:19:59,030
Will there be dancing?

282
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,969
You are underneath the Apollyon.

283
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,639
You know what that means,
don't you?

284
00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:15,395
This is the portal to hell.


