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Children,
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open the science book
in chapter 23,
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page 666.
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EVOLUTION
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My God, how about we jump
for chapter 24?
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- Mr. Felder.
- What?
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Chapter 23 talks about evolution.
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Isn't it important?
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Could it be.
If you want to be excommunicated.
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We don't want to.
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Humans do not descend
of cavemen?
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You know something?
Let's work much better
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if we don't listen to you.
Go to that corner.
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- But...
- Now!
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He is well.
While we're talking about it...
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It will be very useful
remind everyone that...
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He created Adam and Eve,
already formed and dressed.
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Did not create
these cavemen.
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Enough, enough, silence.
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{\an8}This time it fell. Doesn't mean
that will fall again.
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{\an8}Again.
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{\an8}You almost convinced me.
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{\an8}Again.
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{\an8}Captain Cave!
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{\an8}See? Gravity...
What nonsense.
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That Newton guy, is that you?
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Captain Caveman!
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What the hell?
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- Can I help you?
- Bunga, bunga.
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For God's sake.
We're going to stay here all day.
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- Do you mind if I...
- No.
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One day we were at home.
And our son...
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- Bunga, bunga.
- His son.
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He's like a son to me.
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Anyway. Cave
He came home from school crying.
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He said that at school they refuse
teaching about evolution.
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And all colleagues
They were laughing at him.
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And they glued this
in science books.
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- It's unconstitutional.
- And not to mention primitive.
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Captain Caveman!
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Don't say primitive.
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Well, Cavern,
we will demand that you receive
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an appropriate education.
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Peanuts, to win the case
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I'll need proof.
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Evidence of what?
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Of evolution.
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I wouldn't look for it here.
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As governor of this state,
It's my obligation
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prohibit them from entering
at this school.
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What did he say?
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I'm not sure,
but I think this man
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there's a...
water cannon.
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We were forced to appeal
to a jury of their peers.
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Or in your case, a jury
of their descendants.
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So how do we prove
evolution?
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Cavernous, three points.
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EVOLUTION CLUB
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- Hello?
- Peanut, go to court.
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Do you know anything about evolution?
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Not really, Harvey,
but I learned something about myself.
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What did you say?
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I said we're too close
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to find the missing link.
It's right here!
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
the question I'm asking
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it's very simple.
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In addition to showing
traditional fossils
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or DNA polymorphisms,
tonsils,
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domestic animals,
genetic sequences,
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man nipples,
or common sense,
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How is evolution proven?
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Maybe it's not possible.
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But what is possible is to teach
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the different theories and trust
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that the intelligence of man
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will lead them to the right conclusion.
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THE EVOLUTION OF MENTOK
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What?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I ask,
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do you think
who descend from monkeys?
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Of dirty, hairy animals?
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With hair all over the body.
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For what grows again
even if we spend hours
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removing them every day
one by one.
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All the damn follicles
of the face, chest or even worse
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from the back with tweezers.
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Or with more painful methods,
such as acid depilatory creams.
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Or with wax.
In the groin.
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I'll call mine
first and only witness
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Harvey Birdman, to testify.
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Tell everyone,
where, Mr. Birdman,
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stays in this frame.
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Well, I think I'll stay
close to the man.
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Here?
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Yes, but a little closer
of the bird.
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This way?
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No, closer to the man.
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From the bird.
From the man.
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- Down!
- Up!
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- Man!
- Hail!
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No more questions.
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Tell everyone, Mr. Birdman,
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where are you located?
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In the groin!
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Yes, Mr. Birdman,
where are you located?
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Hello?
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What is that?
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The ten commandments.
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What an insult. This is a court.
The house of law.
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Not a pedestal
for a stone decalogue.
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Decalogue, right?
Deca is ten, isn't it?
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Sculptor, I order you to stop.
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Okay, whatever you want.
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Write this, sculptor.
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One, I'm Mentok,
the mind taker.
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There will be no other taker
of minds beyond me.
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Two, you will honor your father
and mind taker.
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Three, you will not give false...
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Can you speak slower?
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How long does it take to carve?
My God!
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Don't write this.
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Peanuts, I'm in trouble.
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Did you find anything?
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- I need more money.
- For what?
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Investigate.
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Good but better
you give me change.
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Because, well, there's Trixie,
Misty, Pixie and...
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little Dixie, about 40.
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If I were you,
I would consider calling...
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to testify.
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Uhuh?
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A monkey that talks.
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But it's interesting,
If you ask Peanut.
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Give me that.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
with you...
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a talking gorilla.
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Say something.
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Well, they said there would be pudding.
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I love the pudding.
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A talking gorilla,
a talking gorilla!
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Didn't you understand?
Talking gorilla.
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The link is no longer lost.
The evolution is there.
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Take a photo.
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Is that you, Birdman?
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Look, this is not a good time.
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You got the thing
What did I send?
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No, I didn't receive it. I never receive
the thing you send me.
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I never received
the thing you sent me.
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And I even wonder if I ever
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you sent something to me.
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And speaking of that.
Even if I had received
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the thing you sent,
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I doubt I would be interested
for her.
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No no.
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I am really sorry.
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- I was wrong.
- The thing I sent you.
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I think I received
something this morning.
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And even?
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You received the thing I sent you!
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Are you in sixth grade, Caverninha?
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Yes sir.
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Is this your science book?
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Yes.
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Tell us what the book
says about evolution.
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The teacher didn't let us
read the chapter, so I don't know.
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But you still read it, didn't you?
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- Yes.
- Exactly!
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Because even if your teacher
I didn't want you to read it,
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you read. Why?
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- Why did you want to disobey?
- No.
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Or is it because inside
there is a mind,
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a hungry mind
in that furry little body.
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One mind, ladies and gentlemen,
who seeks the truth,
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who yearns for knowledge.
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No.
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- Sorry, what did you say?
- No, I read it because
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evolution is a matter
mandatory in the test
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what do i have to do
to pass the year.
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So...
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Yes. They do everything
to make it difficult.
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I understand.
Very fair.
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Well, I think it's clear
what has to be done.
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So I support
school law
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of not teaching evolution
and since evolution does not exist,
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I decide that you,
the furry one and you.
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They don't exist.
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- Bunga, bunga.
- I don't know.
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I am joking. Don't think
that I would agree with...
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It's hilarious.
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Teach whatever you want.
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But you have to use
this sticker.
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If you existed,
but it doesn't exist.
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That's right, use the sticker.
Get one.
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Well, friends, I can say
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that we are all happy
That's why it's over.
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Do you know who fought?
with prehistory
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all day long?
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Do you remember
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when we come back
time in the bathtub
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and went on excursions
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but when they came back someone forgot
to close the portal
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and the savages and the dinosaurs
Did they come after us?
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And now, I'm very thirsty.
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Not for fighting mastodons
and pterodonts,
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but for talking a lot.
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Who has a coin?
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Thank you, sister,
I'll give you one,
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It doesn't give you a hangover.
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How long have they been there?