1 00:00:33,041 --> 00:00:34,583 Oh, God. 2 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:46,540 Okay. 3 00:00:46,541 --> 00:00:48,999 Deep breaths, Olive. 4 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,582 You're good. You're good. 5 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:53,915 You're-- Oh, my God. 6 00:00:53,916 --> 00:00:55,915 My God. 7 00:00:55,916 --> 00:00:58,500 That is not good. 8 00:00:59,916 --> 00:01:03,124 Ugh. Ah, fuck. Shit. 9 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:05,000 Oh, God. 10 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:08,291 Oh, shit. 11 00:01:11,041 --> 00:01:13,291 Not another one. 12 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:17,332 This is my lab bathroom to dispose of reagents and wash equipment. 13 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:19,457 If you need to cry, there's a ladies' room 14 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:20,665 - on the first floor. - Oh. 15 00:01:20,666 --> 00:01:22,790 I'm not crying. 16 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,165 - Right. - No, I-I-I... 17 00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:27,457 I'm wearing expired contacts. 18 00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:29,707 Very expired. 19 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:31,250 Why would you do that? 20 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:34,957 Um, contacts are expensive. 21 00:01:34,958 --> 00:01:36,457 So are corneas. 22 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:38,040 The burning just lasts a couple minutes, 23 00:01:38,041 --> 00:01:40,250 and I have my grad school interview right now. 24 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:42,707 You plan on enrolling? 25 00:01:42,708 --> 00:01:43,790 Yeah. 26 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:45,791 I mean, it's Stanford, so... 27 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:49,499 ...probably, may-maybe. 28 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,125 Probably, maybe? 29 00:01:53,666 --> 00:01:55,416 I guess I... 30 00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:59,290 I worry that I'm not good enough. 31 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:00,582 Well, why do you want it? 32 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:02,250 What's your reason? 33 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:06,707 Well, the research that I want to do is... important to me. 34 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:09,666 It's very important. It's personal. 35 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:14,540 And the answer that I'm searching for, no one seems to be able to find it, 36 00:02:14,541 --> 00:02:19,375 but I think-- I know that I can find it. 37 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:24,624 Is that a good enough reason? 38 00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:26,540 It's the best one. 39 00:02:26,541 --> 00:02:28,958 You're exactly where you need to be. 40 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,750 But not in my lab bathroom. 41 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:36,416 I'm... 42 00:02:38,041 --> 00:02:39,208 ...Olive. 43 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:48,290 ♪ Opened two double doors ♪ 44 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:50,207 ♪ Typical, pretty sure ♪ 45 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:52,499 ♪ every time I get too close ♪ 46 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:54,749 ♪ I just go mess it up ♪ 47 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:57,332 Okay, I sweat through that interview, 48 00:02:57,333 --> 00:03:00,124 and now I'm at Stanford. 49 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:01,874 Because I belong here. 50 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,082 I think. 51 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,415 Yeah. Yes. 52 00:03:04,416 --> 00:03:06,957 ♪ I could be anywhere, I'm on your block... 53 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:08,957 Welcome to Stanford. 54 00:03:08,958 --> 00:03:10,666 Music Club over here! 55 00:03:13,208 --> 00:03:15,332 Welcome to Stanford. Hi. 56 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,540 Okay, why is everyone smiling so much? 57 00:03:17,541 --> 00:03:19,208 Do they all know each other? 58 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:21,832 Did I miss orientation? 59 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:23,750 No. No. 60 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:27,000 ♪ I'm doing too much ♪ 61 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:32,374 ♪ Did I fall out of line ♪ 62 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:33,707 ♪ when I called you? ♪ 63 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:35,249 I got this. 64 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,582 I will find my people. 65 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,166 I will make connections. 66 00:03:38,916 --> 00:03:40,874 The entire universe, down to a single atom, 67 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:43,790 is built on trying to find order through connection. 68 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,791 It's just a building. Grow up. 69 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:47,999 Okay. 70 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,707 ♪ I keep thinking maybe ♪ 71 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:51,332 ♪ if you let me back in ♪ 72 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:52,874 ♪ we could make it better ♪ 73 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:54,957 ♪ breaking every habit ♪ 74 00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:56,415 ♪ Pull myself together ♪ 75 00:03:56,416 --> 00:03:58,582 ♪ You could watch it happen ♪ 76 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:02,790 ♪ Let it happen, let it happen ♪ 77 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:05,624 Science tells us that molecules will stay in motion, 78 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:09,540 vibrating and colliding endlessly until they find a match. 79 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,207 ♪ Pull myself together ♪ 80 00:04:11,208 --> 00:04:12,707 ♪ You could watch it happen ♪ 81 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:15,832 And when they do, something totally new forms. 82 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:20,707 ♪ 'Cause every time I get too close, I just go mess it up ♪ 83 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:23,499 Bam. A bond. 84 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,790 My dopamine is surging, and-- 85 00:04:25,791 --> 00:04:28,457 Okay, stop staring at him. Don't be weird. 86 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:31,124 All right, just sit back here, alone. 87 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:32,665 Act normal. Act like I'm-- 88 00:04:32,666 --> 00:04:36,499 If I hear one more conversation about crypto, I will kill myself. 89 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:37,958 It's like astrology for guys. 90 00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:39,582 Hi. I'm Anh. 91 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:40,874 Hi. Olive. 92 00:04:40,875 --> 00:04:44,332 Come on. We can't see anything all the way back here. 93 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:45,666 I'm good here. 94 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:47,916 We are not here to hide. 95 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,874 Excuse me. Hi. 96 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:56,582 Coming through. Hi. It's women. Yes. 97 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:59,582 You can talk over us and take credit for all of our ideas later. 98 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:00,665 Hey, excuse me. 99 00:05:00,666 --> 00:05:02,499 Wow, there's more guys even. 100 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,582 Pick a lane. Okay. 101 00:05:04,583 --> 00:05:05,665 Excuse me. 102 00:05:05,666 --> 00:05:07,415 We could've just been allies, 103 00:05:07,416 --> 00:05:09,999 acquaintances who sometimes bitched to each other 104 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,624 and then mostly just ignored one another, but instead... 105 00:05:12,625 --> 00:05:13,790 No way. 106 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,749 Don't worry about what's going on... 107 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:20,541 We discovered we both love junk food and watching reality TV. 108 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:24,249 Anh dragged me to every department mixer, 109 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:26,499 - support group and workshop on campus. - Hi. 110 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,457 So I know this isn't usually your thing, 111 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:32,082 but I have a lot of really cool people I'd love for you to meet, okay? 112 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:34,082 And forced me to actually talk to people, 113 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:36,665 which isn't exactly my strong suit. 114 00:05:36,666 --> 00:05:38,290 - Hey. What's up? - Hey. Olive. 115 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:39,665 - I'm Malcolm. - N-Nice to meet you. 116 00:05:39,666 --> 00:05:40,957 - Nice to meet you. - I like your shirt. 117 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:42,207 - Thank you. - Pepperoni. 118 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,749 - Malcolm, look. - Yeah. 119 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:45,665 Even though Anh made it look so easy, 120 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:48,915 I always felt awkward around new people. 121 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:52,040 - Except when it came to him. - Pizza. 122 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:53,790 He made the air feel warmer. 123 00:05:53,791 --> 00:05:54,915 - Thank you. - Oh. 124 00:05:54,916 --> 00:05:55,999 Electric. 125 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,291 You really just almost took food from a random stranger. 126 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,249 - Jeremy. - Olive. 127 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:03,874 Around Jeremy, I could feel every atom in my body humming. 128 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:05,999 Only I was too burned out to realize 129 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,457 - that the heat... - Is this seat taken? 130 00:06:07,458 --> 00:06:09,083 - ...it wasn't directed at me. - No, it's fine. 131 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:18,165 Okay. 132 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:19,499 He's really, really asleep. 133 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,790 And when I pretended to be going home for Christmas 134 00:06:21,791 --> 00:06:25,665 but was actually staying alone in my shitty dorm for an entire week... 135 00:06:25,666 --> 00:06:27,332 - Ho ho ho. - Hey. 136 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:28,833 - Guess what. - What? 137 00:06:29,708 --> 00:06:31,124 Pack your bag. 138 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,624 You're coming to Michigan. 139 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:33,832 - What? - Yes, you are. 140 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,290 You're not staying in this sad little dorm room. 141 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:36,790 - Come on, let's go. - How? 142 00:06:36,791 --> 00:06:39,291 How? On a plane. Let's go. 143 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:42,415 Come on, you guys! 144 00:06:42,416 --> 00:06:44,874 Anh used all her frequent-flier miles 145 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:47,374 to bring me to her house in Michigan... 146 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:49,415 Not before dinner. 147 00:06:49,416 --> 00:06:51,749 ...to eat delicious adobo with her family... 148 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,333 All right. I'm all in. 149 00:06:54,375 --> 00:06:56,415 Oh! 150 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,040 Do I do this? 151 00:06:58,041 --> 00:06:59,499 ...and take all her brothers' money. 152 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,790 - Did I win? - You won. 153 00:07:00,791 --> 00:07:02,332 - I did? Yay. - You won! / She's good. 154 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:03,832 - How did you do that? - Sorry. 155 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:06,708 Because she knew that I didn't have any family of my own. 156 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:19,958 I have something for you. 157 00:07:27,916 --> 00:07:29,249 What are we doing? 158 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,791 It's a tradition. 159 00:07:31,791 --> 00:07:34,207 Can we do an inside tradition? 160 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:36,000 It's freezing. 161 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:43,790 So, we have this belief that, when someone dies, 162 00:07:43,791 --> 00:07:46,875 their spirit might become restless. 163 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:59,833 Releasing these lanterns helps them find peace. 164 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:23,000 And so, Anh just became my person. 165 00:08:25,541 --> 00:08:27,958 I would do anything for her. 166 00:08:28,791 --> 00:08:30,624 Protein kinases play an essential role 167 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:32,124 in the regulation of cell division... 168 00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:34,749 Are you seriously taking this many notes? 169 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:37,915 No. I'm googling how much money emu farmers make. 170 00:08:37,916 --> 00:08:41,499 There's a start-up cost, but we could have chickens. 171 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:42,875 You had me at emu. 172 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:45,832 Oh, my God. 173 00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:47,624 We appreciate the enthusiasm, Olive. 174 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:50,249 The MAPK cascade is quite fascinating. 175 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:52,790 But what it does to drug-resistant therapies 176 00:08:52,791 --> 00:08:54,375 is really gonna knock your socks off. 177 00:08:56,416 --> 00:08:58,332 - I got a response. - Which one? 178 00:08:58,333 --> 00:08:59,957 Shh! 179 00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:02,000 Shut up, McConnell. 180 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,332 Dr. Tom Benton at Harvard. 181 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,707 - I'm gonna read it later, just in case. - Thank you, everyone. 182 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:09,124 - See you next week. - It's gonna be a yes. 183 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,541 We'll see. 184 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:16,708 Dr. Aslan. Am I right? 185 00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:21,832 I mean, Anh, you probably already have it memorized 'cause you're a genius. 186 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:23,082 I mean, you-you, too, Olive. 187 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:24,749 You're both geniuses. 188 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:26,915 Smart girls in the house. Whoo-whoo! 189 00:09:26,916 --> 00:09:30,665 Women. Smart women that I... that I deeply respect. 190 00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:32,415 Are you guys hungry? 191 00:09:32,416 --> 00:09:34,332 Um, I have to go to a thing. 192 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:35,874 All right. I'll see you later. 193 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,332 Don't forget, you promised to help me. 194 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:39,290 Because you're such an amazing friend and-- 195 00:09:39,291 --> 00:09:41,374 'Kay. Love you. Bye. It's gonna be a yes. 196 00:09:41,375 --> 00:09:42,624 She has a thing. 197 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,207 Yeah, yeah. I-I have a thing, too. 198 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:47,082 This is the time of day I usually lie down in the fetal position, 199 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,999 cry a little bit and reconsider all my life choices. 200 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,333 Whoa. 201 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,332 What? 202 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,249 That's a foul. 203 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:17,415 Hey. What's up? 204 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,999 Should I be in my molecular bio sem right now? 205 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,124 Yes, technically, the answer to that is yes, 206 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,790 but this morning, 207 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,499 Dr. Evil said that all of my data on chimeric antigen receptors 208 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,290 - was uninspired. - Hence "Dr. Evil." 209 00:10:28,291 --> 00:10:31,040 So he's making me start all over again and throw everything out. 210 00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:34,000 And on top of that, Paul dumped me. 211 00:10:35,416 --> 00:10:38,040 Uh, which-which Paul? Ice-skater Paul? 212 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:39,624 No, puffy nips Paul. 213 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:42,665 The guy you went on two dates with and said there was no chemistry? 214 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:44,082 Exactly. 215 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:45,582 I had zero chemistry with him. 216 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,207 He had so much chemistry with me. 217 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:49,332 But he ghosted me, and now I feel like shit. 218 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:50,665 You know, with stuff like that, you always-- 219 00:10:50,666 --> 00:10:53,165 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Oh, my God. 220 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,165 Okay. 221 00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:57,082 I'm having a really rough day. 222 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,165 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 223 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:00,790 - Malcolm. - Hmm? 224 00:11:00,791 --> 00:11:02,457 I got an email response. 225 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:04,374 Dr. Benton. 226 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,457 Harvard. 227 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:07,208 - What? - Mm-hmm. 228 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,208 D-Do you want me to read it? 229 00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:12,957 No, I can read it. I'm an adult. 230 00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:14,249 Oh. 231 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:16,041 - Okay. - You're good. 232 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:24,040 I got you. 233 00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:26,040 Come on. 234 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:27,832 - Get up. - Okay. 235 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,874 Because if he says no, it's not that big of a deal. 236 00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:32,707 Like, there are plenty of other grants and labs where I can finish my research. 237 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:34,665 Maybe not as prestigious as Harvard, but-- 238 00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:36,957 I mean, do you know how freezing Cambridge is in the winter? 239 00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:38,707 It's very cold, and I get eczema on my hands, 240 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,040 so that's probably not even really-- 241 00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:41,749 - He wants to meet. - He what? 242 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,540 He wants to meet. 243 00:11:43,541 --> 00:11:44,624 "Hello, Olive Smith. 244 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:47,040 Thank you for recently submitting a scientific paper to my attention. 245 00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:50,582 Your research on pancreatic cancer sounds very promising. 246 00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:52,915 I'll be lecturing at Stanford for the next month. 247 00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:55,290 Why don't we plan to chat while I'm there? 248 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:57,999 Cheers, TB!" 249 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,540 - He wants to meet. - Okay, he wants to chat. 250 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:01,540 - Yeah. He wants to chat. - He wants to chat. 251 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:03,540 Dr. Tom Benton wants to chat. 252 00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:06,332 Why... why does he... why does he want to chat? 253 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:07,874 I put it all there in the pdf. 254 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:09,582 - No-- - There's a pdf that he read. 255 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,665 - Why do we need to chat about it? - No. No. 256 00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:12,832 Don't overthink it. 257 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,707 Yes, no, because when I'm in my lab with my mice, 258 00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:16,290 I know what I'm doing and I'm in control. 259 00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:18,332 It's when I have to present my ideas to other people 260 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,207 I stutter and I-I freeze up. 261 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:22,624 I sweat. You know I have a nervous sweating problem. 262 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:23,915 You do. You should Botox it. 263 00:12:23,916 --> 00:12:24,999 I can't do that. 264 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,457 Yeah, you can. I know an injector. 265 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,290 - No, I-I can't do that. - Oh. 266 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:29,707 Yeah, you can. 267 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,999 You just got to take your emotions out of it. 268 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,124 Think of it like dating, okay? 269 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,457 You got to be aloof. Be cold. 270 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:38,415 Act like you could really give a fuck. 271 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:41,540 And that is when they really start to want you. 272 00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:43,374 That's unbelievably unhealthy. 273 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,165 Okay. Agree to disagree. 274 00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:47,332 Look, you can freak out later. 275 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,624 Right now, we are gonna celebrate this dub. 276 00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:51,790 - Okay. Okay. - Okay? 277 00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:53,957 Where are we gonna go? What do you want? 278 00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:57,332 No, um, you're gonna... you're gonna go to class. 279 00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:00,082 You can make the last hour of your sem, okay? 280 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,457 Don't let Dr. Evil make you doubt yourself. 281 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:04,625 Okay? You got this. 282 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:08,000 Go. Go get 'em. 283 00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:25,040 First of all, this condenser is totally crooked. 284 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:27,582 - Oh, my God. What an outrage. - Outrage? 285 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,416 - Could you please help with it? - Sure. 286 00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:33,249 How is that? 287 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,832 It's the exact same 288 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,249 as it was before. 289 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,707 You know you didn't do anything just now. 290 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,833 Hey. Okay, how's that? 291 00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:42,458 It's beautiful. 292 00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:48,415 Oh. 293 00:13:48,416 --> 00:13:49,916 Um... 294 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,249 Shit. 295 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,374 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. I'm-- 296 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,790 Yeah. 297 00:13:56,791 --> 00:13:59,374 Look, I-I-I didn't mean to, like... 298 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,041 I just... I just thought you... 299 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,832 - I'm a moron. - No. 300 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,208 No, I did. I do. 301 00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,207 Oh, o-- 302 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:11,540 Great, great, so... let's take it slow. 303 00:14:11,541 --> 00:14:12,874 Let's go on a date. 304 00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:15,665 Like, a dinner or-or-or lunch or a movie. 305 00:14:15,666 --> 00:14:16,750 I can't. 306 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,415 But why? 307 00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:22,165 I-- Now I-- Now I don't understand. 308 00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:23,625 Sorry, I just can't. 309 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,290 - Hey, guys. - Hey, how you doing? 310 00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,415 Hello. 311 00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:33,749 Hey. Sorry I'm late. 312 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,374 Hey, kids. 313 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,874 This is my best friend, Ms. Olive Smith, who's gonna be helping us out today. 314 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:44,666 Who's ready to create some ionically cross-linked polymer networks? 315 00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,290 Okay. 316 00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:50,708 Who's ready to turn liquid into... 317 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,540 ...slimy science worms? 318 00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:57,666 - Ew! - Aah! So gross. 319 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,207 - Thanks for coming. - Of course. 320 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,166 Malcolm never showed. Shocker. 321 00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,290 Well, it was nice of Jeremy to show up. 322 00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:12,415 And he got here even before I did. 323 00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:14,875 He, um, asked me out. 324 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,290 Really? 325 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,457 That's amazing. That's so great. 326 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:20,750 I said no. 327 00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:22,750 What? Why? 328 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,165 Jeremy's awesome. I don't get it. 329 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,915 You know you have a crush on him. 330 00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:28,040 It's just girl code. 331 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:30,165 Chicks before dicks, right, Ms. Anh? 332 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,665 Exactly, Rosa. 333 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:33,000 But also, don't say "dicks." 334 00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:35,707 Your cross-linked hydrogels today were stunning. 335 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:37,624 - You rocked it. - Anh. 336 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:38,874 Don't be crazy. 337 00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,957 I may have had a crush on him, like, 338 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:43,499 a thousand years ago for a month during exams. 339 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,207 I was probably dehydrated and hallucinating. 340 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:48,332 Okay, it was longer than a month, and you know it. 341 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,665 Whatever. That's not even the point. 342 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,665 I don't like him like that anymore. I-- 343 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,124 He's like a brother to me. 344 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,499 That makes it even weirder, though. 345 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,582 Anh, there's no weir-- It's not weird. 346 00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,874 Ol. 347 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,040 Besides, I'm-I'm seeing someone. 348 00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:01,458 You mean, like, a therapist? 349 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:04,999 What? No. Like, a-a human man. 350 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,082 It's-it's, like, super new, and we've just been on a couple dates. 351 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,332 I really-- I like him. 352 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:14,374 And I did not tell you about him, because I just didn't want to jinx it. 353 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:15,499 - Olive. - Yes. 354 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:19,499 You're a scientist researching pancreatic ductal adenocarcinoma, 355 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,915 but you believe in jinxes? 356 00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:22,332 Yes. Mm-hmm. 357 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,957 Big on jinxes. 358 00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:26,332 And I'm going on a date tomorrow night. 359 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,207 - You have a date? - Yes. 360 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:30,249 And I will tell you all about it 361 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,458 - afterwards. - Mm. 362 00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:33,957 Okay. 363 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:36,541 Go... out with him. 364 00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:39,582 I mean, who wants to be on a date? 365 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,165 I'd much rather be here anyway, 366 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,749 hanging out on a Saturday night, 367 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,083 talking to mice. 368 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,999 Okay. I need sugar. 369 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,541 No one do anything cool while I'm gone. 370 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,165 Shit. Shit. 371 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:08,790 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 372 00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:11,500 Fuck. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 373 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,874 Can I kiss you, please? 374 00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,083 Excuse me-- 375 00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,457 Oh, I'm so sorry. 376 00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,458 Dr. Evil. 377 00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:32,415 - I'm sorry? - Dr. Carlsen. 378 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:33,832 - You kissed me. - No. 379 00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:35,915 I didn't mean to do that. That was an emergency. 380 00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:40,624 I was being followed by a very stubborn Filipino woman who's gone now. 381 00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,374 Okay, what exactly is going on here? 382 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:47,082 Uh, um, it's, uh, complicated, and it doesn't actually involve you, 383 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,707 so I'm afraid I can't talk to you about it. 384 00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:49,790 I'm sorry. 385 00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:50,875 No, I understand. 386 00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,707 - Oh. - I'll just go back to my office, then, 387 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,499 prepare my Title IX complaint. 388 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,125 - Good night. - Uh... 389 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,540 - Title IX? - It's a federal law 390 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,957 that protects against sexual misconduct in academic settings. 391 00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:03,207 No, I-I know what it is. 392 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,374 I don't see how it applies to this situation. 393 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,457 How so? 394 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:09,040 Because I asked you first if I could kiss you. 395 00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:11,624 Mm. You asked, and then you didn't wait for my consent. 396 00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,582 - I did. - You did not. 397 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,582 - I did. - Mm-mm. 398 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:15,541 - I didn't? - No. 399 00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,999 Okay. I thought I... I thought I heard you say yes. 400 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,624 I was pretty sure that you said yes. 401 00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,082 - I didn't. - Really? 402 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,165 Mm-hmm. 403 00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,082 It happened very fast, so that was my mistake. 404 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,208 Well, that is something we can agree on. 405 00:18:29,916 --> 00:18:31,333 Olive Smith. 406 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:34,083 There's a guy... 407 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,082 I'm listening. 408 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:42,916 Oh. Uh, there's... there's a guy that I... 409 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,165 - Love? - No. 410 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,249 Maybe. I don't know. 411 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,499 It doesn't matter, because he wants to go out with my best friend Anh, 412 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,999 who was just here spying on me. 413 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,707 The stubborn Filipino woman? 414 00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:53,165 Exactly. And she won't go out with him 415 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,415 unless I can convince her that I don't have feelings for him. 416 00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:56,665 But you do. 417 00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:59,415 Right. No. You're-you're missing the point. 418 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:02,624 The only way that she will date this guy, who is perfect for her, 419 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:04,624 is if I'm dating someone else. 420 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,540 Only there is nobody else, so I pretended to be on a date tonight. 421 00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:10,999 So she came here to bust me working in the lab alone, so I had to-- 422 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,625 Kiss the first random person you saw in the hallway to throw her off. 423 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,541 Without their consent. 424 00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:22,415 Yeah. That's correct. 425 00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,124 In hindsight, not my finest moment. 426 00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,249 Mm, maybe not. 427 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,625 Sadly, it's not my worst. 428 00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:34,874 Um, so, okay, this has been... 429 00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:38,165 awkward and humiliating, which is kind of the story of my life, 430 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:42,457 so I'm just gonna go crawl into a black hole and die. 431 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:44,000 Good night. 432 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,250 Come on. 433 00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:58,500 I'll explain later. 434 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,000 Oh, my God. 435 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,499 We know that DNA 436 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,665 from one strain can transform another... 437 00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:50,749 Oh, God, I slept through my alarm. 438 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,125 Did I miss anything important? 439 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,249 What? Oh, God, do I have something on my face? 440 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,790 Oh, yeah, you got a little bit 441 00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:59,082 of the Antichrist's lips smooshed all over your face. 442 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,332 - What the hell? - Shh. 443 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:02,540 Do you two mind? I missed the last part. 444 00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:03,790 Oh, shut up, McConnell. 445 00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:06,583 It's N of t, where t is greater than or equal to zero. Duh. 446 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,249 It's N of t, where... 447 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,790 What could you possibly see in Dr. Evil? 448 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:14,583 I mean, I get it, he's superhot, but most serial killers are. 449 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,457 He... he's... 450 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:19,957 nice. 451 00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:21,165 Nice? 452 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,124 Do you have a brain tumor? 453 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,415 Wait. Do I have a brain tumor? 454 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:26,832 Oh, my, God. 455 00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,790 Does Malcolm know you're in love with his archnemesis? 456 00:21:28,791 --> 00:21:29,999 We are not in love. 457 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,999 It was super casual. We went on a few dates. 458 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,624 It was fun. I've already moved on. 459 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,540 That is not what it looked like Saturday night, 460 00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:38,125 when you had your tongue down his throat in the hallway. 461 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,999 - She's kidding. - Mm-hmm. 462 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,499 It was just a fling. 463 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,541 It's not serious at all. 464 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,125 Olive. 465 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:53,040 Dr. Carlsen needs to see you in his office immediately. 466 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:55,249 - Dr. Evil? - Oh. 467 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,790 Dr. Carlsen would love to see you 468 00:21:57,791 --> 00:21:59,207 - immediately. - Stop. 469 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,207 - You're so lucky. - Interesting. 470 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,333 Stop. 471 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,875 Text me back this time. 472 00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:11,082 That's my entire body of work. 473 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:13,499 You know, this is why everyone hates you. 474 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,207 I hate you, I hate you. I hate you, Dr. Evil. I hate you. 475 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:17,332 Olive. 476 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,790 Come on in. I'll be with you in a moment. 477 00:22:19,791 --> 00:22:23,291 Oh, that's okay. I can come back if now is not a good time for you. 478 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,541 I called you into my office. Why wouldn't it be a good time? 479 00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:33,165 That guy seemed upset. 480 00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:36,457 Perhaps he was unhappy when I suggested his proposal was derivative, 481 00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:39,332 fundamentally flawed and better suited to an eighth-grade science fair 482 00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:40,625 than a doctoral student. 483 00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:44,541 Yeah, that was probably a contributing factor. 484 00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:48,499 You pulled me out of my class? 485 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:52,124 Yes. Dr. Hargrave's molecular biology. 486 00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:54,707 I assure you there is nothing so revolutionary in his lectures 487 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,125 that you couldn't uncover with a cursory Wiki search. 488 00:22:58,208 --> 00:23:01,082 Well, Dr. Hargrave is also on my dissertation committee, 489 00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:04,500 so I can assure you his lectures are quite important to me. 490 00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:07,790 Oh. 491 00:23:07,791 --> 00:23:09,041 Then I'll be brief. 492 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,832 I accept your proposal. 493 00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:17,374 What proposal? 494 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:19,874 To deceive your friend into believing that I'm your love interest. 495 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,332 That was your hypothesis, correct? 496 00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:24,290 That your friend will agree to date the man 497 00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:26,582 that you're in love with if she believes that you have a boyfriend? 498 00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:29,124 Well, I did not say that I was in love with him, but-- 499 00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:30,207 Then I accept. 500 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,415 We'll have to go over the parameters, of course. 501 00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:35,040 Define the possible extraneous and confounding variables, 502 00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:36,624 design the experimental treatments-- 503 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,583 Uh, just why? 504 00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:41,332 Well, it's proper protocol when designing an experiment. 505 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:44,165 No, why are you helping me? Why would you agree to do-- 506 00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:47,583 I believe that there is an opportunity for us to help each other. 507 00:23:51,791 --> 00:23:54,124 Dr. Fastuca, the head of my department, 508 00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:58,500 recently informed me that Stanford may not be renewing my grant. 509 00:24:01,291 --> 00:24:03,500 Millions of dollars that I need. 510 00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:05,415 Why? 511 00:24:05,416 --> 00:24:08,708 Your work on circulating tumor cells is groundbreaking. 512 00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:13,958 I read your study in Nature. 513 00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:18,290 Hmm. Well, apparently, they consider me a flight risk. 514 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:22,582 A longtime friend recently received a very large grant for his project at Harvard. 515 00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:26,415 He's been trying to convince me to leave here and join him for years. 516 00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:30,207 He offered me a position, and... I suppose word got out. 517 00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:31,374 Are you planning to leave? 518 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:32,457 Of course not. 519 00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:35,749 If it wasn't for Stanford, my study on CTC isolation and detection 520 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:38,415 wouldn't be on the precipice of a huge breakthrough. 521 00:24:38,416 --> 00:24:41,207 But I need those funds to continue my research. 522 00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:42,915 Why can't you just tell them that you're not leaving? 523 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:45,374 I have, many times. 524 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:47,749 The consensus is I have no roots here. 525 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:52,624 No house, no family, not even a pet. 526 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,290 Nothing to keep me from running off with their money. 527 00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:57,165 But a serious girlfriend, 528 00:24:57,166 --> 00:25:00,457 one who still had a year left of her doctoral study here, 529 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:02,083 might change their minds. 530 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,332 Why don't you just get a real girlfriend? 531 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:08,499 I suppose the same reason you don't get a real boyfriend. 532 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,208 - Relationships are time-consuming. - Confusing. 533 00:25:12,041 --> 00:25:13,874 Right. I also don't have time for a boyfriend. 534 00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:15,707 That's the main reason. 535 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,082 So I can help you deceive your friend-- 536 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:19,374 Sounds really bad when you put it like that. 537 00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:22,790 Help your friend find... 538 00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:24,457 true love with this guy? 539 00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:26,790 That's better, 'cause now I'm, like, the hero. 540 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:30,083 And you can help me convince Dr. Fastuca to renew my grant. 541 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:33,040 Are we not breaking university rules? 542 00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:35,540 No, I already checked with Stanford's Code of Ethics. 543 00:25:35,541 --> 00:25:38,582 They allow relationships between doctoral students and postdocs 544 00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:40,999 as long as they're in completely different fields of study. 545 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,374 I propose an end date of October 29th. 546 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,249 That's the day the department delivers 547 00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:47,540 their final decision on all grant reapplications. 548 00:25:47,541 --> 00:25:49,749 Which gives us one month to convince 549 00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:52,499 your friend and my colleagues that we are in love. 550 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:56,582 - Does that work for you? - Um... 551 00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:57,874 so we're fake-dating? 552 00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:58,875 Uh, yes. 553 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,540 Sorry. Um, no, it's just... I-I mean, it's just so-- 554 00:26:03,541 --> 00:26:05,665 Unbelievable that you would date Dr. Evil? 555 00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:07,082 It's fine. 556 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:09,916 Of all the nicknames I've heard, I think I like that one the best. 557 00:26:11,791 --> 00:26:12,957 I have another meeting now. 558 00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:14,250 Okay. 559 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,540 - So if you'll excuse-- - Oh. 560 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:18,957 I thought you were going in for a hug. 561 00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:20,915 - No, I was just getting my jacket. - Sorry. 562 00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:23,749 - Um, okay, so we can work on the-- - Should I-- Is it okay to call-- 563 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:24,915 - A-Adam, is it? - Yeah. 564 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,457 - We'll work on the specifics later. - Okay. Okay. 565 00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:28,958 Bye. 566 00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:36,707 Oh, great. Freaking pen ran out. 567 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:38,457 Don't have another one, so I guess-- 568 00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:39,791 What? 569 00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:41,916 Here you go. 570 00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:43,833 Thanks. 571 00:27:16,666 --> 00:27:17,957 Hi. 572 00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:20,665 ♪ It's real... 573 00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:22,374 I'm gonna order a coffee. 574 00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:23,541 Okay. 575 00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:27,290 - I should order you one. - You don't have to. 576 00:27:27,291 --> 00:27:28,582 No, it will seem more believable 577 00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:30,457 that we're on a coffee date if we both have coffee. 578 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:31,583 - Okay. Good point, yes. - Yes. 579 00:27:33,916 --> 00:27:35,707 - Hello, Doctor-- - One coffee, black, 580 00:27:35,708 --> 00:27:38,290 and, um... uh, whatever she's having. 581 00:27:38,291 --> 00:27:39,499 Order whatever you like. 582 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,582 Oh, thank you. Uh, can I get the Velvet Caramel and White Chocolate Bliss? 583 00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:44,999 With extra whip cream. 584 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,916 And can I get chocolate sprinkles on there, too? 585 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:48,875 You're together? 586 00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:51,915 I mean, you're paying together? 587 00:27:51,916 --> 00:27:53,125 Yes. 588 00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:56,208 Oh, can I... can I just... 589 00:27:59,083 --> 00:28:00,916 These, too. Yeah. 590 00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:07,332 Thank you. 591 00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:11,499 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 592 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,666 ♪ It's real... 593 00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:20,374 People have very strong reactions to you. 594 00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:21,958 Have you noticed that? 595 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,249 Uh, they're probably just concerned for your health. 596 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:35,207 I cannot believe as a doctor of science that you would put that into your body. 597 00:28:35,208 --> 00:28:36,749 Oh, I'm not a doctor yet. 598 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,583 I've put way worse into this body. 599 00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:42,583 I got it. 600 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,957 I think it's already working. 601 00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:50,582 This woman over there just pretended to take a selfie, 602 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,625 but she was taking a photo of us. 603 00:28:55,541 --> 00:28:56,749 Hmm. 604 00:28:56,750 --> 00:29:00,040 Um, so to be clear, uh, this is strictly a campus-based arrangement. 605 00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:02,457 I will not be available for trips home to meet your parents 606 00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:04,624 or to attend any weddings as your plus-one. 607 00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:07,540 Well, that won't be a problem, because I don't go home. 608 00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:08,707 And I hate weddings. 609 00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:12,040 I'd actually rather teach the patch-clamp technique to a bunch of toddlers. 610 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,333 I do that every week. 611 00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:17,249 Dr. Carlsen, was that a joke? 612 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:18,707 Sadly, no. 613 00:29:18,708 --> 00:29:21,582 So, uh, no parents and no weddings. 614 00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:26,416 Uh, but we should meet at semi-regular intervals for other... uh, activities. 615 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,832 I'm not gonna have sex with you. 616 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,790 - What? No, no, of course not. - If that's what you're implying here. 617 00:29:30,791 --> 00:29:32,832 Obviously, there is zero sexual component to this arrangement. 618 00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:34,207 - That is ridiculous. - Good. 619 00:29:34,208 --> 00:29:35,957 So, what activities are you talking about? 620 00:29:35,958 --> 00:29:39,207 There is a faculty picnic this Friday, which would give us a great opportunity 621 00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:41,624 to be seen by both your peers and my boss. 622 00:29:41,625 --> 00:29:43,916 I suggest that we meet up there and, um... 623 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:47,457 - Talk? Hang out? - Mm. 624 00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:48,540 - Eat hot dogs? - Yes. 625 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:51,207 Although I will not be eating hot dogs. 626 00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:52,999 Neither should you. You know what's in those things? 627 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,290 No, I do not, and I'd like to keep it that way. 628 00:29:55,291 --> 00:29:56,915 I told you. 629 00:29:56,916 --> 00:29:59,290 Can you, um, act nat-natural? 630 00:29:59,291 --> 00:30:00,624 - Normal, not your version of-- - Yes. 631 00:30:00,625 --> 00:30:03,290 - Happier. Smile, smile. Smile right now. - I can do it. 632 00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:04,415 - Hi, guys. - Mm. 633 00:30:04,416 --> 00:30:06,499 Hi. You guys, this is-- You know him. 634 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,290 - He's Doc-- Adam. - Hello, Malcolm. 635 00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:09,790 Oh. Uh... 636 00:30:09,791 --> 00:30:12,624 How are those computational models coming along? 637 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:14,374 Great. Super. 638 00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:16,124 I'm actually on my way to the lab right now. 639 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:18,124 I was gonna doub-- I was gonna triple-check my work. 640 00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:19,457 Fantastic. I'm impressed. 641 00:30:19,458 --> 00:30:20,665 Thank you. 642 00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:22,249 Considering how subpar your last submissions were, 643 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:23,790 I think double-checking's a really good idea. 644 00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:25,290 Thank you. There it is. 645 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:26,750 You must be Anh. 646 00:30:27,666 --> 00:30:29,457 Me? Maybe. Why? 647 00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:31,999 Well, I've heard wonderful things about you. 648 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,207 Aw. 649 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:36,082 I wish you were-- Huh? 650 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:38,499 - Uh, well, I should get back to the lab. - Okay. 651 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,082 Um, it was lovely to see you both. 652 00:30:40,083 --> 00:30:43,208 - And I will call you later, uh, babe. - Great. 653 00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:45,291 "Babe"? 654 00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:51,540 I'll see you later. 655 00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:53,583 - Bye. - Later. 656 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:57,332 - "Babe"? Huh? - Drugs. It's drugs. 657 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:58,999 - Wait, you're dating? It's real? - Look. Look. 658 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,040 - Look at her eyes. - Oh, my God. 659 00:31:00,041 --> 00:31:01,040 He has access to chemicals. 660 00:31:01,041 --> 00:31:02,124 I think-- 661 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:03,249 - She did-- She didn't blink. - She didn't blink. 662 00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:04,499 - She did not blink. - Tickling. She didn't laugh. 663 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,499 How do you guys know that we were even here? 664 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:07,625 Oh. Everyone knows. 665 00:31:10,958 --> 00:31:12,582 Uh, that's not cool, Janine. 666 00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:15,790 You're department secretary. Come on. 667 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:17,415 - It's rude. - That's messed up. 668 00:31:17,416 --> 00:31:18,749 I just can't believe it. 669 00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:20,082 We live together. 670 00:31:20,083 --> 00:31:21,874 - I'm your best fr-- - Hey. 671 00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:23,624 Very close second, male best friend. 672 00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:24,915 Why didn't you tell me? 673 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:27,665 I'm sorry. It's because it was so new. 674 00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:29,915 - Very new. - He's a monster. 675 00:31:29,916 --> 00:31:32,290 Why couldn't you date someone who's, like, 676 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,374 I don't know, not trying to fail me out of school? 677 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:36,582 Okay, to be fair, you're almost failing 678 00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:38,499 because you're out partying every single night. 679 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:41,124 Oh, wow. 680 00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:44,082 Okay. I am, because I am trying to deal 681 00:31:44,083 --> 00:31:47,749 with the overwhelming stress of working under Dr. Evil. 682 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,625 It's called self-care. 683 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,416 - It's for gay guys, too. - Okay. 684 00:32:08,791 --> 00:32:10,499 - Hey, guys. Hey. - Hey. 685 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:13,665 Olive, I just saw the weirdest post. It was you and Dr.-- 686 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:15,791 Carlsen. They're dating. 687 00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:18,207 You're seriously dating Dr. Evil? 688 00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:20,207 Does he even have real human emotions? 689 00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:22,707 - See? I told you. Makes no sense, right? - No, no, he actually does not. 690 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:24,457 - Anger, maybe. Maybe. - Maybe. 691 00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:25,707 Yes, he does. 692 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:27,415 And yeah, we're-we're dating. 693 00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:29,999 We're going to the student/faculty picnic on Friday. 694 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,290 You should come with us. 695 00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:32,999 Come on a date with you and Dr. Carlsen? 696 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,415 - And Anh. And Malcolm. - What? 697 00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:37,165 What? Why? Why do I have to go? 698 00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:38,624 Oh, Anh, are you going? 699 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:41,082 - I can maybe stop by. - She's going. 700 00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:42,790 She's going. We're all going together on Friday 701 00:32:42,791 --> 00:32:44,499 - to the picnic together. - Okay. 702 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:47,041 It's settled. Okay, I'm gonna get potassium iodide. 703 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,457 Please tell me that you have a severe online gambling problem 704 00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:57,957 and you're not still working. 705 00:32:57,958 --> 00:33:00,749 Yeah, no, I'm going over my presentation one more time. 706 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:02,624 I have a meeting with Dr. Benton on Wednesday, 707 00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:06,124 and if he's gonna offer me a spot on his research team, I have to be... 708 00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:07,457 overly prepared. 709 00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:10,624 Well, you will be because you're amazing. 710 00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:13,207 Oh. Thank you. 711 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:15,124 Listen. 712 00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:20,040 I came in because I just wanted to say... 713 00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,749 I forgive you. 714 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,165 For what? 715 00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:25,207 For dating the spawn of Satan without telling me. 716 00:33:25,208 --> 00:33:26,624 I don't think that I have to-- 717 00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:28,790 Ah. 718 00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:31,708 No more apologies. I'm just happy you're getting laid. 719 00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:35,208 I know it is rough out there for you demisexuals. 720 00:33:35,958 --> 00:33:37,125 What's a demisexual? 721 00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:42,582 You know, like, you have to have an emotional bond with someone before... 722 00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:44,165 You have to be in love to have sex. 723 00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:46,583 Isn't that what everyone's looking for? 724 00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:54,999 Oh, my God. Wait, you're serious. 725 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,374 That is adorable. 726 00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:58,415 - No, mm-mm. - Okay. 727 00:33:58,416 --> 00:34:00,790 No. 728 00:34:00,791 --> 00:34:03,291 - Sorry, it's just... - Okay. 729 00:34:05,041 --> 00:34:07,416 Paul, guess what Olive just said. 730 00:34:14,916 --> 00:34:16,125 Yeah. 731 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:19,541 Thanks. 732 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,915 Here you go. Enjoy. 733 00:34:24,916 --> 00:34:27,415 Hey. Hi. 734 00:34:27,416 --> 00:34:31,249 Seeing my advisors in social situations makes me so uncomfortable. 735 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:32,332 It's unnatural. 736 00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:36,874 Like, how can I trust your judgment when I've seen you eat potato salad in shorts? 737 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:39,082 - Hmm. - Dr. Aslan! 738 00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:40,957 - Hey, Anh. - So good to see you. 739 00:34:40,958 --> 00:34:42,124 I like her. 740 00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:44,874 I know someone who doesn't mind seeing their work colleagues 741 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:47,290 outside of the biology building. 742 00:34:47,291 --> 00:34:49,290 Or do you guys do it in the lab after hours? 743 00:34:49,291 --> 00:34:51,290 - Oh, my God. - Thank God. 744 00:34:51,291 --> 00:34:52,374 I was really starting to think 745 00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:54,124 that you were spending all that time alone with the mice. 746 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:56,624 That would be sad. 747 00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:59,040 But if those mice could talk, they would tell you about 748 00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:01,124 - all the hot sex I've been hav-- - Ooh. 749 00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:02,332 - Hey, guys. - Hi. 750 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:03,957 - You look hot. - Thank you. 751 00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:05,999 Like, hot, sweaty. Hot and sweaty. 752 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,332 - Like you've been running around. - Yeah. It's, uh, Ultimate Frisbee. 753 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,832 Your boyfriend's team just crushed us. 754 00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:13,415 My boyfr-- Oh, Dr.-- Adam. 755 00:35:13,416 --> 00:35:15,790 Dr. Carlsen? He plays Frisbee? 756 00:35:15,791 --> 00:35:18,124 Yeah. He's actually really good. 757 00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:21,999 Huh. I just can't imagine him doing, like, joyful activities. 758 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,082 - Oh. - He seems more of, like, 759 00:35:23,083 --> 00:35:25,665 the "lie in a coffin waiting for the dark cover of night 760 00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:29,915 to rise and, like, suck the life out of an unsuspecting student" kind of person. 761 00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:32,624 I am, but sometimes I play Frisbee. 762 00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:33,875 Okay. 763 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:35,957 - Dr. Carlsen. - Mm. 764 00:35:35,958 --> 00:35:38,499 I was kidding about the whole coffin thing. 765 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,665 You have a very creative mind, Malcolm. 766 00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:43,374 It's why I accepted you on my research team in the first place. 767 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,540 - Thank you. - Just think what you could do with it 768 00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:47,833 if you had a single ounce of self-discipline. 769 00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:52,707 So, uh, how are the nitrates? 770 00:35:52,708 --> 00:35:55,832 Oh, I wasn't sure they would be in season, but they're good. 771 00:35:55,833 --> 00:35:58,207 You have the diet of a 12-year-old schoolboy. 772 00:35:58,208 --> 00:35:59,458 It's very alarming. 773 00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:04,290 And also, um, very charming and endearing. 774 00:36:04,291 --> 00:36:06,374 - Mm. Aw. - For-- 775 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,458 Oh. 776 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:10,915 - Yes. - Mm. 777 00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:13,540 - Great. Mm-hmm. - Ooh! Sweaty all over me. 778 00:36:13,541 --> 00:36:14,707 Oh, actually, you know what? 779 00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:17,790 You're kind of starting to burn a little bit, so... 780 00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:21,082 Ol, why don't you put this on his back, help your boyfriend out. 781 00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:22,749 - Oh. - I'm just having my hot dog... 782 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,415 - Oh, look, hot dog's gone. - ... right now. 783 00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,290 - Wha-- - Here. 784 00:36:26,291 --> 00:36:28,582 All right, there we go. 785 00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:30,499 Put some lotion on his back, for God sakes. 786 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:31,457 Hmm... 787 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:35,749 Let's l-lube you up. 788 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:37,541 - Over here. - 'Kay. 789 00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:41,665 Okay. Sorry. I panicked. 790 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:43,582 Yes, you were incredibly awkward. 791 00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:45,040 Okay. Me? 792 00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:47,207 Have you ever embraced a human being before? 793 00:36:47,208 --> 00:36:50,082 No. Usually, I just let their dead bodies fall to the ground 794 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,790 after I've sucked the life out of them. 795 00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:52,874 Okay. 796 00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:55,124 Okay, look, uh, Dr. Fastuca is right over there. 797 00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:57,582 This is actually a really good opportunity for him to see us looking, 798 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,166 um, you know, couple-y. 799 00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:02,707 Whoa. What was that? 800 00:37:02,708 --> 00:37:05,207 I'm pretending like you said something funny. Laugh like-- 801 00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:06,749 - Yeah, no. I can't-- I can't-- - Just pretend like I'm saying some-- 802 00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:08,374 - Yes. - I can't just laugh on command. That's-- 803 00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:09,582 Yes, you can. You can laugh on command. 804 00:37:09,583 --> 00:37:11,332 - No, I can't laugh on-- - Adam! 805 00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:12,457 Glad you could come out and join us. 806 00:37:12,458 --> 00:37:14,582 - Me, too. - See? 807 00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:15,665 - Mm-hmm. - It's working. 808 00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:19,541 Okay, fine. Can you just... just put some lotion on, please? 809 00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:26,249 You do know you have to start actually touching me at some point? 810 00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:28,999 I'm evenly distributing it so you don't get burned. 811 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,124 Okay, just try and make it look like you're enjoying it. 812 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,790 Can you smile, please? 813 00:37:32,791 --> 00:37:34,250 Yes, I can smile. 814 00:37:35,916 --> 00:37:37,415 What are they doing? 815 00:37:37,416 --> 00:37:38,833 I have no idea. 816 00:37:40,916 --> 00:37:42,457 Stop doing that. It is incredibly jarring. 817 00:37:42,458 --> 00:37:43,790 It's called flirting. 818 00:37:43,791 --> 00:37:45,665 - It's very unnatural. - Whoa. Am I interrupting something? 819 00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:49,374 Oh, no, I'm, uh... I'm just getting some, uh, sunscreen. 820 00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:50,915 Yeah. Who's this? 821 00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:54,665 Uh, Tom, this is Olive Smith, uh, my girlfriend. 822 00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:57,624 Uh, Olive, this is Dr. Tom Benton, good friend of mine. 823 00:37:57,625 --> 00:37:59,040 He's visiting from Harvard. 824 00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:01,749 I invited him to guest-lecture a few of my classes this quarter. 825 00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:04,582 They didn't offer him a permanent position. 826 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:07,082 You know, I remember graduating summa cum laude. What were you again? 827 00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:08,499 In a more challenging major. 828 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:09,624 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 829 00:38:09,625 --> 00:38:11,708 Forgive him, Olive. Pleasure. 830 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,540 Wait. Olive Smith, my Wednesday 10:00 a.m.? 831 00:38:15,541 --> 00:38:16,957 Yes. Yeah, Dr. Benton. 832 00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,916 It's such an honor to meet you. I'm-- Oh, sh-- 833 00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:23,999 Girlfriend? Adam, bro, you didn't tell me you were dating someone. 834 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,457 Let alone the same woman applying to work in my lab. 835 00:38:26,458 --> 00:38:27,915 - Well, no, I didn't want to... - Well, I didn't tell him... 836 00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:29,457 - ...you know, influence your decision. - ...that it was your lab. 837 00:38:29,458 --> 00:38:30,707 - For conflict of interest. - Yeah. 838 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,332 Right. 839 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:33,874 So, how long you two been dating? 840 00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:36,415 - Six months. - Couple weeks. Oh, my God. 841 00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:38,457 - Oh, my God, time's a-flying. - Yes. 842 00:38:38,458 --> 00:38:40,249 - It is a-flying. - Time is a-flying 843 00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:43,374 - when you're in a lab all night and day. - Mm-hmm. Fast. Yes. 844 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,624 Oh, I think we are up. 845 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:46,874 - You're-you're needed over-- - Yeah, so we should go. 846 00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:48,165 Olive, Olive, you're coming with Adam 847 00:38:48,166 --> 00:38:49,958 to Dr. Fastuca's cocktail party tomorrow night, right? 848 00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,582 - No, I'm not-- - No, yes. Yes. 849 00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:54,332 - We are looking forward to it. We are. - No, I can't go to that. 850 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:55,915 I have the prior... the prior commitment that I told you about. 851 00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:57,082 Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. 852 00:38:57,083 --> 00:39:00,457 That's the special guest lecture on epigenetic modification? 853 00:39:00,458 --> 00:39:01,540 - Yeah, that's it. - Mm-hmm. 854 00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:02,624 That's-that's where I'll be. 855 00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:04,707 Perfect. Yeah, because that ends at 6:00. 856 00:39:04,708 --> 00:39:07,332 Dr. Fastuca's cocktail party, that starts at 7:00. Right? 857 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:10,499 So we've got plenty of time. 858 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:12,082 - Great. - Great. 859 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,207 - You ready, buddy? - Mm-hmm. 860 00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:14,207 You got enough sunscreen on that 861 00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:16,249 - baby-soft skin of yours? - No, he needs more. 862 00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:17,915 - Yes. - See you tomorrow night, Olive. 863 00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:19,624 - Yeah, looking forward to it. - Nice to meet you. 864 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,499 - Okay, that's-- - I'm not going to that party. 865 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,499 - Why not? It is the-- - I'm not going to that party. 866 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:26,499 It is the perfect opportunity for us to exhibit our relationship to Dr. Fastuca. 867 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,665 This is the entire purpose of our arrangement. 868 00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:32,540 I can't be in a room full of distinguished scholars and mingle. 869 00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:34,249 What if they try to talk to me? 870 00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:36,165 Then you talk to them. 871 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:38,040 No. That's easy for you to say. 872 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:39,790 You have no problem talking to me. 873 00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:41,790 You don't count. 874 00:39:41,791 --> 00:39:43,707 That's not-- You know what I mean. 875 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,625 I don't care what you think about me. 876 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:47,915 In a nice way. 877 00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:49,665 You are a scientist at Stanford, 878 00:39:49,666 --> 00:39:52,207 one of the most prestigious research universities in the country. 879 00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:55,165 Yeah, I'm great at science. I'm not great at talking about it. 880 00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:57,250 You can handle a cocktail party. 881 00:40:01,666 --> 00:40:04,166 It did not blend in at all. 882 00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:08,207 But it's all about the width, not circumference. 883 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:09,790 Layering matters. 884 00:40:09,791 --> 00:40:13,165 It changes the entire thermal gradient completely. 885 00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:15,332 It's basic thermodynamics. 886 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:17,415 You're wrong. 887 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:20,124 What changes the gradient is a thinner matrix. 888 00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:21,707 Why are you yelling? 889 00:40:21,708 --> 00:40:23,832 It's deep dish or thin crust. It's not that serious. 890 00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:25,415 What? 891 00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:28,999 Pizza is the true intersection of art and science. 892 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,124 I agree. 893 00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:31,790 Oh, you agree with that? 894 00:40:31,791 --> 00:40:33,332 Yeah, I'll get it. 895 00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:34,999 It's not my house, but that's fine. 896 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,249 The top layer gets cold, then that makes the bottom layer cold, 897 00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:39,124 and it's a chain reaction all the way to the-- 898 00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:40,915 Oh. 899 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:42,540 - Oh, hello, Anh. - Oh. 900 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:45,916 Showing up to your girlfriend's place empty-handed. That is a choice. 901 00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:47,708 May I? 902 00:40:49,166 --> 00:40:51,083 Yes, come on in. 903 00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:55,915 Olive, your boyfriend's here. 904 00:40:55,916 --> 00:40:56,999 Malcolm. 905 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,208 Hi. 906 00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,375 Hi. 907 00:41:03,416 --> 00:41:05,291 You look, um... 908 00:41:06,916 --> 00:41:09,124 This can really only go one of two ways. 909 00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:10,499 Uh, nice. 910 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,082 You look... you look very nice. 911 00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:13,250 Thank you. 912 00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:15,374 Hey. 913 00:41:15,375 --> 00:41:17,082 You guys should stay and hang out. 914 00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:18,165 - Have a drink with us. - Um... 915 00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:19,208 They should? 916 00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:22,457 I mean... yeah, they should. 917 00:41:22,458 --> 00:41:23,874 No, we should get going. 918 00:41:23,875 --> 00:41:25,749 - Yeah. - Aw. 919 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:28,041 Look, it's already open. You can have one drink. 920 00:41:28,625 --> 00:41:30,249 Let's get to know your boyfriend a little. 921 00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:31,374 Yeah! 922 00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:33,040 - Cheers. - Whoa, that's low. 923 00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:34,750 This is so fun. 924 00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:39,166 Okay. 925 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,832 Hi. I'm Adam. 926 00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:51,207 Yeah, I know who you are, Dr. Carlsen. 927 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:52,665 Oh. 928 00:41:52,666 --> 00:41:54,707 Natalie Lazotti? 929 00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:56,457 You were on my dissertation committee last year. 930 00:41:56,458 --> 00:41:57,624 You failed my proposal. 931 00:41:57,625 --> 00:41:59,040 Oh, right. 932 00:41:59,041 --> 00:42:00,457 Natalie. How are you? 933 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:02,999 I had to stay on campus all summer and completely redo it. 934 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,915 All my research. 935 00:42:04,916 --> 00:42:06,124 Took three months. 936 00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:08,540 I never got to go home and see my family. 937 00:42:08,541 --> 00:42:10,415 But look, here you are in the same program, 938 00:42:10,416 --> 00:42:14,290 so congratulations on your fortitude and persistence. 939 00:42:14,291 --> 00:42:15,375 Apparently, it paid off. 940 00:42:15,958 --> 00:42:17,540 Our family dog died that summer. 941 00:42:17,541 --> 00:42:18,665 Oh. 942 00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,041 Pickles. 943 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:22,833 We got him when I was eight. 944 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,957 I never even got a chance to... 945 00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:28,291 to say goodbye. 946 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:30,208 Well, that's just bad luck. 947 00:42:32,541 --> 00:42:33,540 Okay, we're gonna head out. 948 00:42:33,541 --> 00:42:34,625 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 949 00:42:35,708 --> 00:42:37,333 - Quickly. - Mm-hmm. 950 00:42:46,875 --> 00:42:48,625 I think that went pretty well. 951 00:42:50,416 --> 00:42:51,833 A girl was sobbing. 952 00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:54,707 You do know you fail more student proposals 953 00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:56,374 than any other committee member, right? 954 00:42:56,375 --> 00:42:58,290 There is an actual poll. 955 00:42:58,291 --> 00:42:59,624 You won. 956 00:42:59,625 --> 00:43:01,208 Not in the good way. 957 00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:18,165 You know, you are gonna have to actually talk to me tonight if this is gonna work. 958 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:20,624 I mean, maybe you could've told Natalie that 959 00:43:20,625 --> 00:43:22,374 in a nicer, more supportive way. 960 00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:24,582 This is a PhD program, not a preschool. 961 00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:27,374 She's gonna get inundated with feedback she doesn't like for the rest of her life. 962 00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:29,915 But do you have to crush people's souls to motivate them? 963 00:43:29,916 --> 00:43:31,957 Some people don't respond to that. 964 00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:34,499 I mean, you have to know how you're perceived on campus. 965 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:35,790 Yes, and I couldn't care less. 966 00:43:35,791 --> 00:43:38,499 And maybe if your friends spent less time worrying about how they're perceived 967 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:41,707 and more about their work, they wouldn't be such mediocre scientists. 968 00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:43,249 - And maybe you're a dick. - Wha-- 969 00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:45,040 Ah. 970 00:43:45,041 --> 00:43:46,332 Good evening, Olive. 971 00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:47,415 I'm so glad you could join us. 972 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,624 - Hi, Dr. Fastuca. - How are you... 973 00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:50,082 Eugene? 974 00:43:50,083 --> 00:43:51,332 - Adam. - Mm-hmm. 975 00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:52,374 - Please come in. - Thank you. 976 00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:53,457 - Come in. - Good to see you. 977 00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:56,374 Dr. Keeney has been dying to speak to you all night. 978 00:43:56,375 --> 00:43:57,707 - Oh, he ha-- Uh... - Yes, he's right over there. 979 00:43:57,708 --> 00:44:00,624 - Dr. Carlsen! - Excuse me. 980 00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:03,290 - Um, hey. Nice to see you. - How is the research coming? 981 00:44:03,291 --> 00:44:05,666 Oh, slow and steady. You know how it goes. 982 00:44:09,833 --> 00:44:12,208 Uh, excuse me. I'll be right back. 983 00:44:13,791 --> 00:44:17,332 Okay, would you just stop eating for one second and-and hear me out? 984 00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:20,124 I did not imply that you were a mediocre scientist. 985 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,707 Oh, so just my friends, then? 986 00:44:21,708 --> 00:44:23,749 Sorry not all of us can win a Nobel Prize. 987 00:44:23,750 --> 00:44:26,332 Okay, that is not what I meant, and you are being completely irrational. 988 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:28,915 Mm, I'm mediocre and irrational now? 989 00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:30,624 Am I immature, too? 990 00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:31,707 Is this-- 991 00:44:31,708 --> 00:44:32,874 - Does this feel-- - Am I immature? 992 00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:34,832 - Does this feel mature to you, Olive? - Yeah, it does, actually. Yeah. 993 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:36,415 - I feel very mature right now. - A room full of adults that's used for-- 994 00:44:36,416 --> 00:44:37,999 - Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Yeah. What's the matter? - Hey, Dr. Aslan is on her way. 995 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,582 You two cannot keep your hands off each other. 996 00:44:40,583 --> 00:44:43,249 - First at the picnic, and now here. - Oh. Oh. 997 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:45,582 I am not used to seeing this side of you, Adam. 998 00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:47,707 - I know. - Normally, you're so-- 999 00:44:47,708 --> 00:44:48,832 Arrogant and unapproachable? 1000 00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:49,999 - Socially awkward? - Mm-hmm. 1001 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,249 I would call him reserved. 1002 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:53,749 You should hear what his grad students call him, 1003 00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:57,249 but I guess I just can see past that 1004 00:44:57,250 --> 00:45:01,124 through the bitter, harsh, cold, unfeeling exterior 1005 00:45:01,125 --> 00:45:03,290 - to the-- - Ha-ha. Just kidding. Just kidding. 1006 00:45:03,291 --> 00:45:05,207 - To the soft, squishy center. - Yes. 1007 00:45:05,208 --> 00:45:07,582 - Yeah. - Okay, so how did you two get together? 1008 00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:09,582 I would love to hear this story. 1009 00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:11,915 Oh, it was not really that interesting. 1010 00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:13,207 I, uh... I asked her out 1011 00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:14,832 - for a cup of coffee and-- - No. 1012 00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:16,415 - There's more to it than that. - No? More than coffee? 1013 00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:18,665 Yeah. Should I tell them? Don't be embarrassed. It's funny. 1014 00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:19,749 - Really? - Yeah. 1015 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,708 - I think we'd all love to hear it, right? - Yeah. 1016 00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:24,790 I was working late one night in the lab, 1017 00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:28,540 and then I, um... I heard this screaming coming from Adam's office, 1018 00:45:28,541 --> 00:45:31,040 so I... I rush down the hallway, I look in there, 1019 00:45:31,041 --> 00:45:33,958 and there he is, he's shrieking. 1020 00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:37,499 - I don't think I was shrieking, Olive. - Oh, he was shrieking. 1021 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:39,249 - Was I shriek-- Really? - Yes. 1022 00:45:39,250 --> 00:45:42,790 And he was, like, crouched down in the corner, like, frightened and shaking 1023 00:45:42,791 --> 00:45:44,582 because there was a spider on his desk. 1024 00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:45,999 No. 1025 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,332 - Spider? - Adam, you're afraid of spiders? 1026 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:50,040 - No, I'm not afraid of spiders. - He is. 1027 00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:51,832 No, no, um, I think it was more of a yell 1028 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:53,624 - of surprise than-- - No, it was pure fear. 1029 00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:55,249 - Pure fear? Wow. - He's absolutely terrified of them. 1030 00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:58,207 He... he even sleeps with a little silk cap so they don't crawl 1031 00:45:58,208 --> 00:45:59,499 - into your hair at night. - Well, that is ridiculous. 1032 00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:00,457 - No, it's-- - Isn't it? 1033 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:01,457 - Don't you think that's-- - Well, you do it. 1034 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:04,082 - People have phobias, babe. It's fine. - Right. 1035 00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:06,749 I caught it for him. I let it go outside. 1036 00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:08,540 It was not... [whispers] very big. 1037 00:46:08,541 --> 00:46:10,124 And then I came back in, 1038 00:46:10,125 --> 00:46:11,582 - and he wiped his tears... - Mm-hmm. 1039 00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:14,457 ...and then asked me out for coffee to thank me for saving him. 1040 00:46:14,458 --> 00:46:16,665 Wow. Brave and smart. 1041 00:46:16,666 --> 00:46:19,165 - You really hit the jackpot, my friend. - I did. Yes. 1042 00:46:19,166 --> 00:46:21,790 She's very... very creative. 1043 00:46:21,791 --> 00:46:23,415 - Mm-hmm. - Speaking of creative, 1044 00:46:23,416 --> 00:46:25,457 I'd love to hear more about your project. 1045 00:46:25,458 --> 00:46:28,124 Ah, come on, Tom. It's a party, not a chalk talk. 1046 00:46:28,125 --> 00:46:29,707 Let her just enjoy herself. 1047 00:46:29,708 --> 00:46:31,957 We're surrounded by the brightest and best minds in the industry here. 1048 00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:34,083 I mean, what else are we gonna talk about? 1049 00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:37,666 Olive, you have the floor. 1050 00:46:38,916 --> 00:46:40,583 - Please. - Yeah. Go for it. 1051 00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:43,666 Everyone... Hey, kill that music. 1052 00:46:47,833 --> 00:46:48,958 Hello. 1053 00:46:49,958 --> 00:46:52,083 Um, I... 1054 00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:58,040 Okay. Uh, so... 1055 00:46:58,041 --> 00:47:02,124 Pancreatic cancer is one of the most aggressive, deadliest cancers, 1056 00:47:02,125 --> 00:47:06,082 with very poor prognosis, and early detection is key, 1057 00:47:06,083 --> 00:47:09,832 but it is incredibly hard to diagnose at curable phase. 1058 00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:11,999 But we do have very effective screening tools, 1059 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,832 like magnetic resonance imaging, 1060 00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:16,374 that have proven quite successful for diagnosis. 1061 00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:18,582 Yes, but-but that is expensive 1062 00:47:18,583 --> 00:47:22,290 and often not useful, due to the position of the pancreas. 1063 00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:25,332 But biomarkers, specifically blood-- 1064 00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:27,540 This is well-worn territory. 1065 00:47:27,541 --> 00:47:32,207 Multiple translational research studies have explored noninvasive biomarkers, 1066 00:47:32,208 --> 00:47:36,416 and none, alone or in combination, are superior to CA 19-9. 1067 00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:41,499 True, yes, but, um, CA 19-9 can be unreliable 1068 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:44,207 due to its lack of expression in five percent of the population-- 1069 00:47:44,208 --> 00:47:45,415 Unreliable? 1070 00:47:45,416 --> 00:47:46,624 Ridiculous. 1071 00:47:46,625 --> 00:47:50,374 Nothing even comes close to it in terms of sensitivity and specificity. 1072 00:47:50,375 --> 00:47:52,166 Why pancreatic cancer? 1073 00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:54,249 Sorry? 1074 00:47:54,250 --> 00:47:57,707 Uh, look, that's actually irrelevant and, honestly, invasive. 1075 00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:59,707 Olive, you don't have to speak to that. 1076 00:47:59,708 --> 00:48:01,832 Well, personal connection is what separates 1077 00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:04,665 the good scientists from the great, wouldn't you say? 1078 00:48:04,666 --> 00:48:07,040 You really think you need to have a personal connection 1079 00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:09,624 to want to cure cancer, Tom? 1080 00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:12,624 No, there-there's... there's no personal connection. 1081 00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:15,624 I just, um, enjoy being challenged. 1082 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:18,624 Well, I hope you also enjoy being disappointed. 1083 00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:20,625 Harsh. 1084 00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:29,166 I'm gonna use the bathroom. 1085 00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:35,749 Nice. 1086 00:48:35,750 --> 00:48:37,583 - Excuse me. - Oh. 1087 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:46,082 Olive. Olive, wait. 1088 00:48:46,083 --> 00:48:48,249 - Where are you going? - No, I'm going home. I'm sorry. 1089 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,124 Okay, well, let me take you. 1090 00:48:50,125 --> 00:48:52,457 - No, stay with your friends. - They're not my friends. 1091 00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:55,082 They're professional colleagues that I have to interact with. 1092 00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:58,124 - Plea-- Can you just let me drive you? - No, I want to walk. It's not far. 1093 00:48:58,125 --> 00:49:00,374 Go back to your cocktail party. I'm fine. 1094 00:49:00,375 --> 00:49:02,124 I'm not gonna let you walk home alone. 1095 00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:04,790 - I don't want to talk, Adam. - Great. 1096 00:49:04,791 --> 00:49:06,415 I hardly ever want to talk. 1097 00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:08,332 To anyone. 1098 00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:10,624 I sounded like I didn't know what I was talking about. 1099 00:49:10,625 --> 00:49:12,165 - No, you didn't. - No, yes, I did. 1100 00:49:12,166 --> 00:49:15,874 I know what I want to say. I can't... say it. 1101 00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:18,750 - I get overwhelmed. I sweat. - Well, you can't tell. 1102 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:22,499 Okay. Wow. That is a lot of, um... 1103 00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:24,624 But, look, you told the spider story really well. 1104 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:26,082 It was very charming. 1105 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:27,832 That's different. That doesn't mean anything. 1106 00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:28,999 I was just taunting you. 1107 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,040 Yeah, no, I got that. Thank you. 1108 00:49:31,041 --> 00:49:33,915 Oh, Dr. Keeney, "I hope you enjoy being disappointed." 1109 00:49:33,916 --> 00:49:35,707 Yeah, I'm addicted to it. 1110 00:49:35,708 --> 00:49:37,082 That's why I'm a woman in science. 1111 00:49:37,083 --> 00:49:38,999 See, you just need to be more like Keeney. 1112 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,833 Carry yourself with the confidence of a very mediocre white man. 1113 00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:48,082 - I'm not crying, by the way. - Oh, I know. 1114 00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:49,832 They're those expired contacts. 1115 00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:51,833 Yeah, I really need to-- 1116 00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:56,415 That was you? 1117 00:49:56,416 --> 00:49:58,375 In the lab bathroom two years ago? 1118 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:00,999 Wow, you really are blind. 1119 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,458 I can't believe that was you. 1120 00:50:05,041 --> 00:50:09,124 You really calmed me down before the most important interview of my life. 1121 00:50:09,125 --> 00:50:11,291 You belong here. You just had to hear it. 1122 00:50:13,875 --> 00:50:15,166 Um... 1123 00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:19,082 You know, for the optics. 1124 00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:20,875 - Right? - Right. 1125 00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:25,915 I lied to everyone 1126 00:50:25,916 --> 00:50:29,957 about my personal connection to the research. 1127 00:50:29,958 --> 00:50:31,790 I-I do. 1128 00:50:31,791 --> 00:50:33,083 I know. 1129 00:50:34,666 --> 00:50:37,124 You're passionate and incredibly driven. 1130 00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:39,458 That comes from somewhere. 1131 00:50:45,791 --> 00:50:49,625 My mom died from pancreatic cancer when I was 15. 1132 00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:53,416 I am so sorry. 1133 00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:56,000 Thank you. 1134 00:50:57,416 --> 00:50:59,124 And your father? 1135 00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:03,999 I didn't know him, and I had no other family, so... 1136 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,333 went into foster care and got out of there at 16. 1137 00:51:12,583 --> 00:51:14,625 She's my mom. 1138 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,457 I didn't get enough time with her. 1139 00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:21,999 Olive, I can't imagine. 1140 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,832 That must have been so hard. 1141 00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:25,624 I was a unique kid. 1142 00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:28,582 I mean, I memorized the periodic table just for fun. 1143 00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:30,332 - Mm, that's not-- - It is fun. 1144 00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:31,832 No one would give it a chance. 1145 00:51:31,833 --> 00:51:33,540 - Mm. - When my mom died, 1146 00:51:33,541 --> 00:51:37,166 I lost the one person in the whole world who believed in me. 1147 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:42,416 When she was gone, I was just completely alone until I met Anh. 1148 00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:45,333 That's why this is so important to you. 1149 00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:49,291 This fake dating, it's for Anh. 1150 00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:55,875 Yeah, she's the only family I have, and I would do anything for her. 1151 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,290 I should kiss you. 1152 00:51:58,291 --> 00:51:59,625 What? 1153 00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:01,957 Your friends, they're watching from the balcony. 1154 00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:03,583 Yeah, I could-- Yeah. 1155 00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:07,958 - Oh... my God. - Okay. 1156 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:13,458 He's starving. 1157 00:52:25,583 --> 00:52:26,583 Okay. 1158 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:33,540 Good night. 1159 00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:35,041 Uh, good night. 1160 00:52:42,541 --> 00:52:44,415 Dude, you're killing me. 1161 00:52:44,416 --> 00:52:46,582 Your "hanging from a wire" genes are genetically modified. 1162 00:52:46,583 --> 00:52:48,332 You're not supposed to be good at this. 1163 00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:49,874 I thought I might find you here. 1164 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:52,000 Hi, Dr. Benton. 1165 00:52:53,083 --> 00:52:56,165 I'm so sorry that I left the party abruptly. 1166 00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:59,457 I did not give a good explanation of my work. 1167 00:52:59,458 --> 00:53:02,540 I know our meeting is Wednesday, but I read your research. 1168 00:53:02,541 --> 00:53:04,499 And while it really does show a lot of promise-- 1169 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:06,999 You don't want to fund it. You don't have to explain. It's fine. 1170 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,582 No. 1171 00:53:08,583 --> 00:53:10,499 I need to hear more about the specifics. 1172 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:13,874 What techniques you're using, what challenges you foresee. 1173 00:53:13,875 --> 00:53:15,749 When you have the proper time to prepare. 1174 00:53:15,750 --> 00:53:17,749 Okay. Well, thank you so much, Dr. Benton. 1175 00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:20,374 I can present something to you later this week. 1176 00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:23,500 I was actually thinking of something on a little larger scale. 1177 00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:26,333 - Will you walk with me? - Yes. 1178 00:53:28,916 --> 00:53:31,082 So, I am on the board of the SBD conference 1179 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:33,499 - scheduled in a couple weeks. - Mm-hmm. 1180 00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:35,874 I would love for you to present your abstract there. 1181 00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:37,915 Stop. 1182 00:53:37,916 --> 00:53:40,165 The Society for Biological Development conference? 1183 00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:43,124 - That's the one. - Oh, my God. That's huge. 1184 00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:44,665 That's huge. 1185 00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:47,290 That's for people with extra letters behind their names. 1186 00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:50,040 I don't have those extra letters yet. 1187 00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:51,374 My friends and I are going. 1188 00:53:51,375 --> 00:53:54,249 We're just going to listen to the people speak. 1189 00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:56,624 Well, I'll be able to hear your entire proposal. 1190 00:53:56,625 --> 00:53:59,082 - Okay. - In its proper context. 1191 00:53:59,083 --> 00:54:02,790 - Okay. - I... consider it part of my apology 1192 00:54:02,791 --> 00:54:05,374 - for putting you on the spot. - Oh, no. It's okay. 1193 00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:07,415 You're fine. 1194 00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:09,415 - So, are you in? - Yes. Oh, my God, yes. 1195 00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:11,249 Thank you so much. 1196 00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:14,540 I feel like I have to ask: 1197 00:54:14,541 --> 00:54:17,083 Is this only happening because I'm Adam's girlfriend? 1198 00:54:17,958 --> 00:54:19,957 - Hardly. - Okay. 1199 00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:22,874 You know, back in our undergrad days at Harvard, 1200 00:54:22,875 --> 00:54:24,375 I was known as the mean one. 1201 00:54:24,958 --> 00:54:28,916 Well, you can shove those tissue samples up your ass, because I quit! 1202 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:31,500 Nice. 1203 00:54:33,875 --> 00:54:35,207 Hey. 1204 00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:38,665 Hi. Um, Tom... 1205 00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:40,540 Let me guess. Rain check on lunch? 1206 00:54:40,541 --> 00:54:41,624 Yeah. You mind? 1207 00:54:41,625 --> 00:54:44,915 A spot just unexpectedly opened up on my research team. 1208 00:54:44,916 --> 00:54:46,749 Olive, always a pleasure. 1209 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:47,832 Thank you so much. 1210 00:54:47,833 --> 00:54:50,374 I look forward to hearing you present at the conference. 1211 00:54:50,375 --> 00:54:51,665 Yeah. 1212 00:54:51,666 --> 00:54:53,416 Good luck finding a replacement, buddy. 1213 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,374 You're speaking at the SBD conference? 1214 00:54:57,375 --> 00:55:00,915 Yes, if I don't have a stroke first, which is likely. 1215 00:55:00,916 --> 00:55:02,416 Wow. 1216 00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:06,999 Hey, you know, your research students may not quit all the time 1217 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,832 if you tried being a tiny bit nicer. 1218 00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:12,416 You could show them a softer side of you. 1219 00:55:13,458 --> 00:55:14,874 Adam Slightly Less Evil. 1220 00:55:14,875 --> 00:55:16,332 Okay, smart-ass. 1221 00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:18,791 And how exactly do you suggest I go about doing that? 1222 00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:21,249 You could come out with us tonight. 1223 00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:22,457 There's a party. 1224 00:55:22,458 --> 00:55:24,582 Okay? Anh's gonna be there. We can look couple-y. 1225 00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:25,916 Mm. 1226 00:55:27,416 --> 00:55:29,915 I went to Dr. Fastuca's with you. 1227 00:55:29,916 --> 00:55:31,416 Okay. 1228 00:55:33,291 --> 00:55:34,790 - I'll come. - Thank you. 1229 00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:36,749 ♪ Lose control... 1230 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,457 Drunk or high? 1231 00:55:38,458 --> 00:55:40,457 - We're making teams: drunk or high? - High! 1232 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:41,749 Ava, Ava. 1233 00:55:41,750 --> 00:55:43,124 - Drunk or high? - Very drunk. 1234 00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:44,499 High, obviously. 1235 00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:46,207 Even better. Get in there. 1236 00:55:46,208 --> 00:55:48,790 - Drunk or high? - No way. 1237 00:55:48,791 --> 00:55:50,333 Okay, lock in. 1238 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,374 - Hi. - Hi. 1239 00:55:53,375 --> 00:55:55,957 I did not believe you would actually show up. 1240 00:55:55,958 --> 00:55:58,415 Well, I guess I'm just, uh, full of surprises. 1241 00:55:58,416 --> 00:56:00,166 Yes, you are, aren't you? 1242 00:56:01,916 --> 00:56:04,624 - You want to play? - Oh, no. I'm fine. 1243 00:56:04,625 --> 00:56:06,374 Come on, it's fun. 1244 00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:07,707 Is it fun? 1245 00:56:07,708 --> 00:56:10,000 Yes. Let's go. 1246 00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,708 Let's go. 1247 00:56:13,708 --> 00:56:16,082 One team is high. The other is drunk. 1248 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:19,707 They both execute the same challenge to see who performs it better. 1249 00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:21,874 What about the control group? 1250 00:56:21,875 --> 00:56:23,374 No one wants to be in that group. 1251 00:56:23,375 --> 00:56:24,790 Look who's here. 1252 00:56:24,791 --> 00:56:26,457 - Dr. Evil, man. - Why is he here? 1253 00:56:26,458 --> 00:56:27,999 But it's not a true experiment 1254 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,125 - if there's no control group. - Coming through. 1255 00:56:31,458 --> 00:56:33,499 Teams! 1256 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,374 Your objective is simple. 1257 00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:37,999 Build a working Rube Goldberg machine. 1258 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,082 - A what? - Ugh. 1259 00:56:39,083 --> 00:56:42,832 One action sets off a series of chain reactions that leads to a final task. 1260 00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:44,082 Try to keep up. 1261 00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:46,250 That final task is... 1262 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,791 ...blowing up these balloons. 1263 00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:53,290 You have 15 minutes to complete. 1264 00:56:53,291 --> 00:56:55,749 You can use any item you find in the apartment. 1265 00:56:55,750 --> 00:57:00,540 If you leave, you will be disqualified. 1266 00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:02,082 What about pee breaks? 1267 00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:04,582 One time, I didn't leave the lab for 36 hours. 1268 00:57:04,583 --> 00:57:05,832 I peed in a bucket. 1269 00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:06,915 Gross. 1270 00:57:06,916 --> 00:57:09,583 - That is so hardcore. - Yeah. 1271 00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,082 Teams, you will be rewarded points 1272 00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:14,582 for creativity and for execution. 1273 00:57:14,583 --> 00:57:17,999 For objectivity's sake, I am both drunk and high. 1274 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,415 Yeah, you are. 1275 00:57:19,416 --> 00:57:21,916 - Your time begins... - Super impartial. 1276 00:57:22,791 --> 00:57:23,791 Ah-ah-ah. What? 1277 00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:28,041 - Now! - Go, go, go! Get out of the way! 1278 00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:31,040 McConnell, you don't even smoke weed! 1279 00:57:31,041 --> 00:57:32,957 I-I-I got a contact high on the drive over. 1280 00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:34,499 - That doesn't count. - It counts! 1281 00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:35,916 I hate you! 1282 00:57:36,666 --> 00:57:38,582 - You're going down! - Come on, come on, come on, come on! 1283 00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:40,290 ♪ Bounce to this, hold your hands high in the air... 1284 00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:41,458 Paper towels! 1285 00:57:42,416 --> 00:57:44,125 - Got it! - Come on, come on, come on! 1286 00:57:45,791 --> 00:57:47,250 ♪ Now, hear this... 1287 00:57:52,291 --> 00:57:53,374 That could work. 1288 00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:55,915 Oh, perfect! Yeah! 1289 00:57:55,916 --> 00:57:57,791 Skateboard. 1290 00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:01,458 Ooh, baby. 1291 00:58:05,458 --> 00:58:06,832 ♪ Did you come to party? ♪ 1292 00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:08,374 ♪ Yeah, we came to party... 1293 00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:09,958 Wait. 1294 00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:12,790 She's got something. 1295 00:58:12,791 --> 00:58:14,415 Hey. 1296 00:58:14,416 --> 00:58:16,415 Okay, okay, okay. 1297 00:58:16,416 --> 00:58:17,875 Tea. 1298 00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:21,707 Coffee. 1299 00:58:21,708 --> 00:58:25,333 Lemonade contains citric acid and... 1300 00:58:26,416 --> 00:58:28,040 - Sodium bicarbonate. - There it is. 1301 00:58:28,041 --> 00:58:30,499 Yes. Of course. 1302 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:31,915 - Hey. - What? 1303 00:58:31,916 --> 00:58:33,832 - What are you doing? - Just talking about lemonade? 1304 00:58:33,833 --> 00:58:35,665 - No, you can't help. - Mm. 1305 00:58:35,666 --> 00:58:36,999 - You're helping her. - What? 1306 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,707 - You're helping the competition. - Oh, no. 1307 00:58:38,708 --> 00:58:40,374 Yeah, what'd you expect? 1308 00:58:40,375 --> 00:58:43,165 I heard he left his own mom at the restaurant on her birthday 1309 00:58:43,166 --> 00:58:46,666 so he could redo a whole-cell patch-clamp sealing that was too low. 1310 00:58:48,416 --> 00:58:50,665 That's totally absurd. 1311 00:58:50,666 --> 00:58:53,041 My patch-clamp technique is impeccable. 1312 00:59:02,041 --> 00:59:05,332 Ready, set, go! 1313 00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:07,082 Go, go, go, go, go! 1314 00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:09,500 Yes, yes. 1315 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,916 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1316 00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:19,915 Go, go! Come on! 1317 00:59:19,916 --> 00:59:22,208 Go, go, go, go, go! Oh, oh! Yes! 1318 00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:25,083 Oh! 1319 00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:28,665 Team High, baby! 1320 00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:29,790 Wait, what? 1321 00:59:29,791 --> 00:59:31,332 - That was awesome. Thank you. - Really good. 1322 00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:32,624 Thanks. 1323 00:59:32,625 --> 00:59:33,832 No. 1324 00:59:33,833 --> 00:59:35,750 Yes. 1325 00:59:39,916 --> 00:59:43,582 Your theories are compelling, but just slow it all down. 1326 00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:46,957 Remember, we're here to listen to what you have to say. 1327 00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:49,665 Right. I'm speaking quickly because I'm nervous. 1328 00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:52,041 - Yeah. - But, okay, so after the introduction... 1329 00:59:57,041 --> 00:59:59,874 ♪ Head over heels, where should I go? ♪ 1330 00:59:59,875 --> 01:00:02,999 ♪ Can't stop myself, out of control ♪ 1331 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,915 ♪ Head over heels, no time to think ♪ 1332 01:00:05,916 --> 01:00:08,124 ♪ Looks like the whole world's... 1333 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:09,707 Yeah, this is Pickles at the beach. 1334 01:00:09,708 --> 01:00:12,582 - Mm-hmm. - This is Pickles on my dad's new rug. 1335 01:00:12,583 --> 01:00:14,499 - Oh. - He made a mess on that one. 1336 01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:16,415 - He did? - Right shortly after. 1337 01:00:16,416 --> 01:00:18,540 And, uh... oh, he's so cute. 1338 01:00:18,541 --> 01:00:20,290 He's such a good boy. 1339 01:00:20,291 --> 01:00:22,582 ♪ I've nearly lost all track of time ♪ 1340 01:00:22,583 --> 01:00:25,957 ♪ In every direction ♪ 1341 01:00:25,958 --> 01:00:28,999 ♪ I couldn't see the warning signs ♪ 1342 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,374 ♪ I must be losin' it ♪ 1343 01:00:32,375 --> 01:00:34,790 ♪ 'Cause my mind plays tricks on me ♪ 1344 01:00:34,791 --> 01:00:37,290 ♪ It looked so easy ♪ 1345 01:00:37,291 --> 01:00:40,874 ♪ But you know looks sometimes deceive ♪ 1346 01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:42,665 - Mm-mm. - It's not poison. 1347 01:00:42,666 --> 01:00:44,833 No, I don't know that. 1348 01:00:46,791 --> 01:00:49,041 Guess some of us just care more. 1349 01:00:51,083 --> 01:00:53,250 - I've been here for eight hours. - Quitter. 1350 01:00:56,708 --> 01:00:59,582 ♪ Been running so hard ♪ 1351 01:00:59,583 --> 01:01:02,665 ♪ when what I need is to unwind ♪ 1352 01:01:02,666 --> 01:01:05,665 ♪ The voice of reason ♪ 1353 01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:08,707 ♪ is one I left so far behind ♪ 1354 01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:12,332 ♪ I've waited so long ♪ 1355 01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:14,999 ♪ so long to play this part ♪ 1356 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,582 ♪ and just remembered ♪ 1357 01:01:17,583 --> 01:01:21,916 ♪ that I'd forgotten about my heart ♪ 1358 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,125 He's coming. 1359 01:01:25,875 --> 01:01:27,124 - Hi. - Hi. 1360 01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:29,040 - Nice to see you. Yeah, it's good. - Nice. 1361 01:01:29,041 --> 01:01:30,499 - Oh, hi. - Dr. Carlsen. 1362 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:32,083 - Olive. - Hi. 1363 01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:34,374 Is he gone? 1364 01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:35,749 He's gone. 1365 01:01:35,750 --> 01:01:37,291 - See you later. - See you later. 1366 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,665 Oh, right. It's Fluchella today. 1367 01:01:41,666 --> 01:01:42,915 I'm afraid to ask. 1368 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:44,790 It's free flu shots for students and faculty. 1369 01:01:44,791 --> 01:01:49,290 They call it Fluchella, like Coachella, minus all the fun music and body glitter. 1370 01:01:49,291 --> 01:01:51,290 And someone stabs you in the arm with a needle. 1371 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:52,832 - Mm. - Come on. 1372 01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:55,999 Dr. Fastuca's in line. You can look boyfriend-y when you comfort me. 1373 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,915 Uh, no, thanks. I'm good. 1374 01:01:57,916 --> 01:02:00,374 - Did you already get yours? - No. I just never get sick. 1375 01:02:00,375 --> 01:02:03,290 As a scientist, that's an objectively ridiculous statement to make. 1376 01:02:03,291 --> 01:02:04,416 Hmm. 1377 01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:07,540 - Oh, Adam. - What? 1378 01:02:07,541 --> 01:02:09,207 Are you scared of needles? 1379 01:02:09,208 --> 01:02:10,790 No. No. 1380 01:02:10,791 --> 01:02:12,290 I don't love them. 1381 01:02:12,291 --> 01:02:13,790 - But I'm not scared of them. - Oh. 1382 01:02:13,791 --> 01:02:15,290 Olive. I'm not sc-- Olive. 1383 01:02:15,291 --> 01:02:17,249 ♪ Head over heels, where should I go? ♪ 1384 01:02:17,250 --> 01:02:20,500 ♪ Can't stop myself, out of control... 1385 01:02:23,416 --> 01:02:24,874 - Are you okay? - Hmm? 1386 01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:26,415 I'm great. I'm fine. 1387 01:02:26,416 --> 01:02:28,207 You know who else is terrified of needles? 1388 01:02:28,208 --> 01:02:30,207 - Anh. - You know who's not terrified of needles? 1389 01:02:30,208 --> 01:02:31,832 - Me. - First Fluchella, 1390 01:02:31,833 --> 01:02:35,415 I held her hand, I got her to tell me about her first science project. 1391 01:02:35,416 --> 01:02:37,749 When the nurse was done, she hadn't felt a thing. 1392 01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:38,874 - Ready? - I'm good. 1393 01:02:38,875 --> 01:02:41,707 I'm so-- Okay, it was second grade, 1394 01:02:41,708 --> 01:02:44,957 and it involved a lot of Popsicle sticks and some craft glue. 1395 01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:46,790 Mm-hmm. You're good. 1396 01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:47,874 - Hmm? - You're finished. 1397 01:02:47,875 --> 01:02:49,333 You're good. I'm proud of you. 1398 01:02:51,125 --> 01:02:53,957 Okay, I am definitely gonna have sex with him. 1399 01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:57,166 Like, "crazy, hot, we should have done this ages ago" sex. 1400 01:02:58,916 --> 01:03:01,040 I was gonna wait because sometimes people have sex with you 1401 01:03:01,041 --> 01:03:02,790 and then just immediately lose interest. 1402 01:03:02,791 --> 01:03:04,915 Ugh. I'm a Sagittarius. 1403 01:03:04,916 --> 01:03:07,040 It's in my nature. We can't be tamed. 1404 01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:09,082 I'm just gonna go for it. 1405 01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:12,415 I realize I'm not even worried, because it's, you know, Jeremy. 1406 01:03:12,416 --> 01:03:16,332 Just wrap it before you tap it, 'cause I am too young to be a guncle. 1407 01:03:16,333 --> 01:03:18,582 - I'm so happy for you guys. - Mm. 1408 01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:19,832 I really am. 1409 01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:22,707 So, I am kicking you out of our hotel room for the SBD conference. 1410 01:03:22,708 --> 01:03:24,540 - Sorry, but beat it. - Wait. What? 1411 01:03:24,541 --> 01:03:27,915 You know that I love you, but I want to invite Jeremy to stay with me 1412 01:03:27,916 --> 01:03:30,665 so we can have hot hotel room sex. 1413 01:03:30,666 --> 01:03:32,874 Oh! [squeals excitedly] Finally. 1414 01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:34,415 Wait. Where am I gonna stay? 1415 01:03:34,416 --> 01:03:36,957 All the hotels are already booked up. I will never find a place. 1416 01:03:36,958 --> 01:03:38,374 What are you talking about? 1417 01:03:38,375 --> 01:03:40,290 You will stay with your boyfriend. 1418 01:03:40,291 --> 01:03:41,708 Adam's going, right? 1419 01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:44,249 Oh. Yeah. 1420 01:03:44,250 --> 01:03:45,375 He's-- Yeah. 1421 01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:47,957 Yeah, I'll stay with Adam. 1422 01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:50,790 Okay, then you'll stay with Adam. 1423 01:03:50,791 --> 01:03:51,874 Good idea. 1424 01:03:51,875 --> 01:03:53,040 - Good. - Yeah. 1425 01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:55,124 Okay, you have to stop stealing the Sephora samples. 1426 01:03:55,125 --> 01:03:56,208 It's out of control. 1427 01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:01,582 Jamie... 1428 01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:03,874 Oh, God. 1429 01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:06,082 I haven't even said anything yet. 1430 01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:08,249 You're gonna kick me off the team, aren't you? 1431 01:04:08,250 --> 01:04:09,999 Just say it. 1432 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,999 I noticed your bacterial cultures had unusually high organic diol levels, 1433 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:17,583 indicating to me that the samples may have been contaminated. 1434 01:04:18,791 --> 01:04:21,832 I spilled a little bit of Mountain Dew onto the control sample. 1435 01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:25,999 I thought I saved it, but maybe a little snuck in somehow. 1436 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,165 - I don't know. - Mm, yes, I think so. 1437 01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:30,499 I'm sorry. 1438 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:34,541 Next time, you have to scrap all the samples and start over. 1439 01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:39,624 - Next time? - Mm-hmm. 1440 01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:41,375 You're not kicking me off the team? 1441 01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:43,208 Apparently not, no. 1442 01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:46,291 But why? 1443 01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:49,624 Everyone makes mistakes. 1444 01:04:49,625 --> 01:04:51,082 Oh, my God. 1445 01:04:51,083 --> 01:04:53,707 Thank you so much, Dr. Carlsen. 1446 01:04:53,708 --> 01:04:55,665 You have no idea what this means to me. 1447 01:04:55,666 --> 01:04:57,374 Thank you. I will never let you down. 1448 01:04:57,375 --> 01:05:01,582 Jamie, everyone makes mistakes, but everyone on my team makes one mistake. 1449 01:05:01,583 --> 01:05:02,832 One. You hear me? 1450 01:05:02,833 --> 01:05:04,999 One. Yes, sir, I got it. 1451 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,957 Thank you so much. 1452 01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:09,124 Oh, it's okay. It's empty. 1453 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:10,707 Thank you so much, Dr. Carlsen. 1454 01:05:10,708 --> 01:05:12,040 Thank you. 1455 01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:14,250 He didn't kick me off the team. 1456 01:05:22,541 --> 01:05:23,916 Hello. 1457 01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:26,291 Hello. 1458 01:05:27,416 --> 01:05:28,874 You are killing me. 1459 01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:31,707 Stop. You're doing so well. 1460 01:05:31,708 --> 01:05:33,582 You've dropped in the student polls this week. 1461 01:05:33,583 --> 01:05:34,915 Dr. Keeney edged you out 1462 01:05:34,916 --> 01:05:38,124 for the mentor people would like to see spontaneously combust. 1463 01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:39,500 Oh, well, there is that. 1464 01:05:40,375 --> 01:05:42,125 What about you? You ready for the conference? 1465 01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:44,332 - No. - You are. 1466 01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:46,874 Just remember to double-check the order of your slides beforehand and-- 1467 01:05:46,875 --> 01:05:49,999 No, no, no, it's-it's not that. Um, I don't have a place to stay in Boston. 1468 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,457 I thought you were going with Anh. 1469 01:05:51,458 --> 01:05:53,040 Yeah, that's why I stopped by. 1470 01:05:53,041 --> 01:05:56,874 The good news is Anh and Jeremy are getting together, 1471 01:05:56,875 --> 01:05:58,290 - so yay. - Hey. 1472 01:05:58,291 --> 01:06:00,583 We're the best fake daters. 1473 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:03,040 What's the bad news? 1474 01:06:03,041 --> 01:06:06,624 Uh, she kicked me out of the room so they can have hot hotel room sex, 1475 01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:08,165 and now I have nowhere to stay, 1476 01:06:08,166 --> 01:06:10,749 and everywhere within a hundred miles of the conference is fully booked, 1477 01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:12,249 and they think I'm staying with you. 1478 01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:14,124 - Obviously, I'm not. - Why? You can stay with me 1479 01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:15,749 at the conference hotel. 1480 01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:16,999 It's a double. 1481 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,374 It's not. It's one bed. 1482 01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:20,207 What? No, I have the confirmation booking. It's two beds. 1483 01:06:20,208 --> 01:06:22,999 Yeah, they say it's a double, and then something always happens. 1484 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,416 Like a pipe burst, the hotel's overbooked, they switch rooms. 1485 01:06:28,083 --> 01:06:29,624 One bed. 1486 01:06:29,625 --> 01:06:33,040 Look, smart-ass, I'm leaving the conference a day early anyway. 1487 01:06:33,041 --> 01:06:35,540 You can have the room all to yourself. It's just for one night. 1488 01:06:35,541 --> 01:06:38,082 There are definitely two beds. It's fine. 1489 01:06:38,083 --> 01:06:39,250 We're adults. 1490 01:06:40,041 --> 01:06:42,457 Okay. 1491 01:06:42,458 --> 01:06:43,707 Well, thank you. 1492 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,125 I appreciate it. 1493 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:50,375 And, Olive, um, I am... I am sorry. 1494 01:06:51,458 --> 01:06:52,540 For what? 1495 01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:55,290 I know you want Anh to be happy, 1496 01:06:55,291 --> 01:06:59,208 but I also know that you have feelings for Jeremy. 1497 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,750 Those can't be easy to ignore. 1498 01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:05,832 Right. 1499 01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:07,207 I'll be okay. 1500 01:07:07,208 --> 01:07:08,708 I'll see you in Boston. 1501 01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:10,500 See you. 1502 01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:27,333 ♪ What do you say? ♪ 1503 01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:31,125 - Thank you. - ♪ Is this the time ♪ 1504 01:07:32,458 --> 01:07:35,083 ♪ for one more try ♪ 1505 01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:39,207 ♪ at a happy life? ♪ 1506 01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:41,207 Oh, it's always one bed. 1507 01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:44,040 ♪ What do you say? ♪ 1508 01:07:44,041 --> 01:07:47,125 ♪ Is this unwise ♪ 1509 01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:49,457 Hmm. 1510 01:07:49,458 --> 01:07:51,915 ♪ to think my fears ♪ 1511 01:07:51,916 --> 01:07:54,916 ♪ will not reprise? ♪ 1512 01:07:56,208 --> 01:07:59,999 ♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪ 1513 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:05,375 ♪ Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo ♪ 1514 01:08:07,791 --> 01:08:09,583 ♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪ 1515 01:08:11,791 --> 01:08:15,707 ♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪ 1516 01:08:15,708 --> 01:08:21,416 ♪ Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo ♪ 1517 01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:25,582 ♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪ 1518 01:08:25,583 --> 01:08:27,958 ♪ You know I wanna get there ♪ 1519 01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:31,374 ♪ Won't know until we get there ♪ 1520 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:33,625 ♪ Ooh-hoo-hoo ♪ 1521 01:08:36,958 --> 01:08:38,416 What was that? 1522 01:08:39,250 --> 01:08:41,165 Uh, like, someone upstairs. 1523 01:08:41,166 --> 01:08:42,666 Huh. 1524 01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:45,708 Hi. Um... 1525 01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:48,083 Hi. 1526 01:08:49,833 --> 01:08:51,790 Uh, how are you feeling about today? 1527 01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:55,124 Good. Uh, you know, I wish I was dead, but other than that, good. 1528 01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:57,332 No, you're gonna be great. 1529 01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:58,540 You got your script ready? 1530 01:08:58,541 --> 01:08:59,957 - Your slides? - Yeah. 1531 01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:01,415 Got the blazer for your sweat? 1532 01:09:01,416 --> 01:09:03,415 I taped little maxi pads under the pits. 1533 01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:04,582 Little trick of the trade. 1534 01:09:04,583 --> 01:09:06,374 Genius. 1535 01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:08,624 Uh... oh, uh, what time is your presentation? 1536 01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:11,332 It's in an hour. Thankfully, it overlaps with the keynote address, 1537 01:09:11,333 --> 01:09:13,582 so probably only a handful of people will be there. 1538 01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:16,749 Anh and Jeremy, maybe some random tourists who wander into the wrong room. 1539 01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:17,790 And me. 1540 01:09:17,791 --> 01:09:19,624 You're coming? 1541 01:09:19,625 --> 01:09:20,707 Yeah, of course. 1542 01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:23,750 I have to give this little talk first, but then I'm gonna head straight over. 1543 01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:26,208 Okay. 1544 01:09:27,833 --> 01:09:28,832 Uh, speaking of which, 1545 01:09:28,833 --> 01:09:30,208 - I got to get going, so, um... - Okay. 1546 01:09:32,625 --> 01:09:34,540 - Break a leg. - Well, I wish. 1547 01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:36,249 Then I wouldn't have to give this talk. 1548 01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:37,582 Hey. 1549 01:09:37,583 --> 01:09:39,500 Just remember why you're doing it. 1550 01:10:20,583 --> 01:10:22,790 - Olive. Hey. - Hi, Dr. Benton. 1551 01:10:22,791 --> 01:10:25,124 - I'm looking forward to this. - Me, too. Thank you. 1552 01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:26,916 Thank you so much. 1553 01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,582 Good afternoon, everyone. 1554 01:10:33,583 --> 01:10:38,124 Uh, thank you for coming to my discussion on noninvasive, affordable detection tools 1555 01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:41,750 for pancreatic cancer using blood biomarkers. 1556 01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:46,916 Um... 1557 01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:56,665 I recently read a story where a doctor diagnosed a woman 1558 01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:58,582 with only six months to live. 1559 01:10:58,583 --> 01:11:01,541 He told her to quickly marry a research scientist. 1560 01:11:03,208 --> 01:11:06,040 He said, "This won't cure you, but it will make six months feel like 1561 01:11:06,041 --> 01:11:07,625 a really long time." 1562 01:11:11,083 --> 01:11:14,582 Okay. Uh, so I'll begin by discussing 1563 01:11:14,583 --> 01:11:18,582 solid adenocarcinoma neoplasm of the pancreas. 1564 01:11:18,583 --> 01:11:21,457 By targeting RAF signaling, we can identify neoplasm of the pancreas. 1565 01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:23,915 Altering the genetic makeup of my test mouse, I've seen 1566 01:11:23,916 --> 01:11:26,666 that blood biomarkers can aid in early detection. 1567 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:35,165 Ms. Smith, I'm Dr. Sethi, and this is my colleague Dr. Sargis from Yale. 1568 01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:37,249 - Excellent presentation. - Thank you so much. 1569 01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:39,915 You're on the brink of some fascinating discoveries. 1570 01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:41,915 Thank you. I appreciate it. 1571 01:11:41,916 --> 01:11:43,000 Wow. 1572 01:11:43,791 --> 01:11:45,499 Fantastic work, Olive. 1573 01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,499 - You've given me a lot to think about. - Okay. 1574 01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:50,332 - I'll be in touch very soon, okay? - Yeah. Thank you. 1575 01:11:50,333 --> 01:11:51,832 Ooh! 1576 01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:53,874 You fucking crushed that. 1577 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,790 Oh, the part about mucinous cystic neoplasms... 1578 01:11:55,791 --> 01:11:57,249 You did so good. 1579 01:11:57,250 --> 01:11:59,332 Thrilling. Seriously, I was on the edge of my seat. 1580 01:11:59,333 --> 01:12:01,000 Thank you guys. 1581 01:12:03,250 --> 01:12:04,707 Will you give me a sec? 1582 01:12:04,708 --> 01:12:06,500 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 1583 01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:09,332 You did great. 1584 01:12:09,333 --> 01:12:10,624 How are the pits? 1585 01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:12,832 - Um, they're a little damp. - Mm-hmm. 1586 01:12:12,833 --> 01:12:14,624 - How did your talk go? - Oh, yeah, fine. 1587 01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:16,333 It's nothing important. 1588 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,707 You were the keynote speaker? 1589 01:12:18,708 --> 01:12:20,540 Eh. It's not a big deal. 1590 01:12:20,541 --> 01:12:22,290 I'm pretty sure that's a very big deal. 1591 01:12:22,291 --> 01:12:24,583 How did you make it here in time? Our speeches overlapped. 1592 01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:26,999 I talk fast. 1593 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,415 Hey, we're all going to the reception, right? 1594 01:12:29,416 --> 01:12:30,707 I already scoped it out. 1595 01:12:30,708 --> 01:12:32,582 Mini lobster rolls, free drinks. 1596 01:12:32,583 --> 01:12:34,040 - Yes. Will you hold this for me? - Yeah? 1597 01:12:34,041 --> 01:12:35,790 I've had to pee since slide 17a. 1598 01:12:35,791 --> 01:12:37,458 - Okay. - Thank you. 1599 01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:40,749 How does a student who's not even a postdoc 1600 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:42,915 get picked to speak at a panel at SBD? 1601 01:12:42,916 --> 01:12:45,040 I guess if you're dating the keynote speaker, 1602 01:12:45,041 --> 01:12:47,916 you can present your mediocre abstract, too. 1603 01:13:01,791 --> 01:13:02,874 Hey. 1604 01:13:02,875 --> 01:13:06,332 Anh and Jeremy said they were gonna get in line at the... 1605 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:07,665 - bar. - Okay. 1606 01:13:07,666 --> 01:13:10,290 What... what's wrong? 1607 01:13:10,291 --> 01:13:11,415 What? Nothing. 1608 01:13:11,416 --> 01:13:12,916 Olive. 1609 01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:16,790 Um... 1610 01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:19,874 I overheard some people saying that the only reason I gave a talk 1611 01:13:19,875 --> 01:13:23,541 is because I'm dating the keynote speaker. 1612 01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:26,416 Which is probably true. 1613 01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:28,957 Well, no, it's not. 1614 01:13:28,958 --> 01:13:32,666 You're fake-dating the keynote speaker. 1615 01:13:33,916 --> 01:13:36,499 Hey, you're here because you deserve to be here. 1616 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:38,541 Don't let some jealous assholes make you doubt that. 1617 01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:41,790 Let's get out of here. 1618 01:13:41,791 --> 01:13:43,915 What? You don't have to mingle and schmooze 1619 01:13:43,916 --> 01:13:45,707 and do keynote speaker things? 1620 01:13:45,708 --> 01:13:47,832 No, I keynote-spoke. 1621 01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:49,250 Come on. 1622 01:13:53,791 --> 01:13:55,874 Mm. 1623 01:13:55,875 --> 01:13:58,457 Thank you for everything. 1624 01:13:58,458 --> 01:14:01,707 I really could not have gotten through that presentation without your help. 1625 01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:04,500 You did all the hard work. I just gave you a few pointers. 1626 01:14:07,208 --> 01:14:09,415 Well... 1627 01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:12,957 here's to our last fake date as a fake couple. 1628 01:14:12,958 --> 01:14:14,250 Wait. Last date? 1629 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,041 October 29th. It's this Monday. 1630 01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:20,124 Right. Yeah. 1631 01:14:20,125 --> 01:14:21,458 Wow, uh... 1632 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:25,915 Uh, we could have gone somewhere a little, uh, nicer. 1633 01:14:25,916 --> 01:14:28,082 What? 1634 01:14:28,083 --> 01:14:30,708 You don't love food moving around your head? 1635 01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:34,165 How do you even know what anything is? 1636 01:14:34,166 --> 01:14:36,707 You don't, and that's the fun part. 1637 01:14:36,708 --> 01:14:37,915 Oh, that's the fun part. 1638 01:14:37,916 --> 01:14:38,999 - Mm-hmm. - Wow. 1639 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,291 You're such a rebel. 1640 01:14:45,083 --> 01:14:47,624 - How is it? Hmm? - It's good. 1641 01:14:47,625 --> 01:14:50,375 - You are a terrible liar. - Well... 1642 01:14:53,458 --> 01:14:55,582 Do you think we were convincing enough as a couple 1643 01:14:55,583 --> 01:14:57,791 to get Dr. Fastuca to release your funds? 1644 01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:00,374 Yeah. 1645 01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:02,166 Yeah, I think we were. I do. 1646 01:15:02,958 --> 01:15:05,582 Mm! How do we break up? 1647 01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:07,540 Have a dramatic fight in public? 1648 01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:10,457 I mean, whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will assume 1649 01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:13,958 - it's Dr. Evil's fault, right? - They will. 1650 01:15:20,041 --> 01:15:22,875 You know I didn't set out to be a villain, right? 1651 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,624 No one teaches you how to be a mentor. 1652 01:15:26,625 --> 01:15:28,250 But I'm not a tyrant. 1653 01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:30,624 Not like my advisor. 1654 01:15:30,625 --> 01:15:32,207 He was a sadist. 1655 01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:35,665 He did some terrible things just for the joy of it. 1656 01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:36,916 Like what? 1657 01:15:39,916 --> 01:15:42,750 Arbitrary, impossible deadlines. 1658 01:15:44,541 --> 01:15:46,707 Stolen credit. 1659 01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:50,083 Students pitted against each other just for his amusement. 1660 01:15:51,166 --> 01:15:53,166 Your basic psychological warfare. 1661 01:15:54,333 --> 01:15:56,124 Why didn't anyone report him? 1662 01:15:56,125 --> 01:15:59,124 He was short-listed for a Nobel Prize. 1663 01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:00,665 Twice. 1664 01:16:00,666 --> 01:16:02,374 He had powerful friends in high places. 1665 01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:04,166 He could make or break your career. 1666 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:09,999 And I think that somewhere deep down... 1667 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,000 we felt like... 1668 01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:16,125 ...we signed up for it. 1669 01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:20,250 We deserved it. 1670 01:16:30,166 --> 01:16:32,166 You did not deserve that. 1671 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:38,666 I'm so sorry that that happened to you, Adam. 1672 01:16:42,583 --> 01:16:46,125 You weren't invited to speak here because people think you're my girlfriend. 1673 01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:49,708 Tom saw the potential in you. 1674 01:16:51,083 --> 01:16:54,540 The work you presented is important, 1675 01:16:54,541 --> 01:16:58,583 it is rigorous, and it is brilliant. 1676 01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:07,207 Do you want some? 1677 01:17:07,208 --> 01:17:09,415 Of course. Of course I want some. 1678 01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:10,875 - This one? - Yes. 1679 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:19,624 Why do you wear those shoes if they're so uncomfortable? 1680 01:17:19,625 --> 01:17:21,165 These are not walking shoes. 1681 01:17:21,166 --> 01:17:23,582 These are "standing and presenting" shoes. 1682 01:17:23,583 --> 01:17:26,790 So I just need to take tiny little baby steps 1683 01:17:26,791 --> 01:17:28,707 - all the way back to the-- - You know what? 1684 01:17:28,708 --> 01:17:30,875 - Let me just-- - No, I'm fine. I can seriously-- 1685 01:17:32,333 --> 01:17:34,416 I want to make it back before sunrise. 1686 01:17:35,958 --> 01:17:38,582 Oh, my God. I like it up here. 1687 01:17:38,583 --> 01:17:40,832 - How tall are you? - Tall enough. 1688 01:17:40,833 --> 01:17:42,416 What does that mean? 1689 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:45,124 Okay. 1690 01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:46,790 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 1691 01:17:46,791 --> 01:17:48,665 Um, okay. 1692 01:17:48,666 --> 01:17:51,165 And you are... delivered. 1693 01:17:51,166 --> 01:17:52,415 Thank you. 1694 01:17:52,416 --> 01:17:53,666 Yeah. 1695 01:17:55,708 --> 01:17:57,582 Um... 1696 01:17:57,583 --> 01:17:59,374 - I'm gonna go brush my-- - So-- Yeah, uh-- 1697 01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:01,999 - Yes, you go to the-the bathroom. - Brush my teeth. 1698 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,999 I'll just, um... 1699 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:07,415 I'll just, uh... stay here. 1700 01:18:07,416 --> 01:18:09,958 Uh... 1701 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:42,291 I couldn't find a good movie. Uh... 1702 01:18:48,291 --> 01:18:52,124 Oh, wow, that's probably the best anyone's ever looked in that T-shirt. 1703 01:18:52,125 --> 01:18:54,208 I forgot pajamas. 1704 01:18:55,291 --> 01:18:58,999 Mm... yeah, we should probably just get some sleep anyway. 1705 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,666 I've got an early flight in the morning, and, um... 1706 01:19:17,416 --> 01:19:20,375 Olive, um... it's a bad idea. 1707 01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:24,082 We got a no-sex rule, remember? 1708 01:19:24,083 --> 01:19:26,332 That was before all this, Adam. 1709 01:19:26,333 --> 01:19:29,124 Look, we've both had a drink. 1710 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:32,707 You have feelings for, uh, someone else. This is just a rebound. 1711 01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:35,666 I don't have feelings for anyone but you. 1712 01:19:44,958 --> 01:19:46,458 Oh. 1713 01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:50,249 Okay. Never mind. I'm sorry. 1714 01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:51,916 You don't want me. 1715 01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:56,791 You have no idea what I want. 1716 01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:04,125 Are you sure? 1717 01:20:05,541 --> 01:20:07,208 Yes, I'm sure. 1718 01:20:08,958 --> 01:20:11,957 ♪ Kiss me like ♪ 1719 01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:15,832 ♪ we're meant for each other ♪ 1720 01:20:15,833 --> 01:20:22,499 ♪ Say you'll never leave ♪ 1721 01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:26,499 ♪ my side ♪ 1722 01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:29,665 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 1723 01:20:29,666 --> 01:20:35,708 ♪ You're mine ♪ 1724 01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:50,833 I wish you could see yourself the way I do. 1725 01:20:54,208 --> 01:20:56,041 You are brilliant. 1726 01:20:57,541 --> 01:20:59,375 You are beautiful. 1727 01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:03,874 You are very... 1728 01:21:03,875 --> 01:21:05,540 very sexy. 1729 01:21:05,541 --> 01:21:07,499 ♪ My side ♪ 1730 01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:09,749 May I? 1731 01:21:09,750 --> 01:21:10,916 Yes. 1732 01:21:12,666 --> 01:21:18,915 ♪ You're mine ♪ 1733 01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:20,249 You're edible, Olive. 1734 01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:23,499 ♪ Put your hands on me ♪ 1735 01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:25,332 ♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪ 1736 01:21:25,333 --> 01:21:27,999 ♪ Run you out of town, boy ♪ 1737 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:32,207 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 1738 01:21:32,208 --> 01:21:34,915 Adam, come here. 1739 01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:37,374 ♪ Let's pretend ♪ 1740 01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:41,624 ♪ we're both underwater ♪ 1741 01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:45,540 ♪ Breathe me in so deep ♪ 1742 01:21:45,541 --> 01:21:46,791 You okay? 1743 01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:49,582 Yeah, it's just been a while. 1744 01:21:49,583 --> 01:21:50,833 You sure? 1745 01:21:52,666 --> 01:21:54,166 I trust you. 1746 01:21:56,291 --> 01:21:58,291 I want you. I want this. 1747 01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:05,832 ♪ Put your hands on me ♪ 1748 01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,915 ♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪ 1749 01:22:07,916 --> 01:22:09,957 ♪ Run you out of town, boy ♪ 1750 01:22:09,958 --> 01:22:13,165 ♪ Good Lord, baby, please ♪ 1751 01:22:13,166 --> 01:22:15,457 ♪ Goin' all around, boy ♪ 1752 01:22:15,458 --> 01:22:17,665 ♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪ 1753 01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:20,833 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 1754 01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:24,374 ♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪ 1755 01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:28,166 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 1756 01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:31,540 ♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪ 1757 01:22:31,541 --> 01:22:35,458 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 1758 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,832 I'm gonna catch up with you guys. 1759 01:23:35,833 --> 01:23:36,999 - Hey. - Hey. 1760 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,624 Skipping out early on all the boring shit? 1761 01:23:38,625 --> 01:23:40,249 I know. I, uh... I have to get back. 1762 01:23:40,250 --> 01:23:42,249 I've got my department review with Dr. Fastuca. 1763 01:23:42,250 --> 01:23:43,665 - Good luck. - Yeah. 1764 01:23:43,666 --> 01:23:45,082 Hey, I got some good news. 1765 01:23:45,083 --> 01:23:46,666 I'm gonna offer Olive the grant. 1766 01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:50,291 Full funding to come work in my lab, starting next month. 1767 01:23:51,291 --> 01:23:54,249 Oh. Dude, don't worry. This is all on her own merit. 1768 01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:55,707 - Yeah. - If anything, 1769 01:23:55,708 --> 01:23:58,624 being associated with you was a strike against her better judgment. 1770 01:23:58,625 --> 01:24:00,666 Right. No, that's, uh... 1771 01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:03,541 She's gonna be thrilled. 1772 01:24:05,041 --> 01:24:08,540 Adam, if I'm going to invest in Olive, 1773 01:24:08,541 --> 01:24:12,457 I need to know she is 100% focused on the work. 1774 01:24:12,458 --> 01:24:15,166 She can't be preoccupied with a guy she left behind in California. 1775 01:24:16,916 --> 01:24:18,500 No. Yeah, I understand. 1776 01:24:20,416 --> 01:24:23,540 - Sorry, man. - Mm. No. I, uh... 1777 01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:25,624 I have to catch my flight. 1778 01:24:25,625 --> 01:24:27,332 See you back at Stanford, huh? 1779 01:24:27,333 --> 01:24:28,750 Yeah. 1780 01:24:33,375 --> 01:24:34,457 Hi. 1781 01:24:34,458 --> 01:24:36,541 Hey. I brought the breakfast of champions. 1782 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:39,332 Black coffee. 1783 01:24:39,333 --> 01:24:41,374 You did not have to come all the way up here 1784 01:24:41,375 --> 01:24:43,790 just to bring me coffee, Dr. Benton. 1785 01:24:43,791 --> 01:24:45,124 - That's so nice. - Olive, 1786 01:24:45,125 --> 01:24:47,999 I think if we are going to be working together, 1787 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:50,166 you should really start calling me Tom. 1788 01:24:52,375 --> 01:24:53,665 Working together? 1789 01:24:53,666 --> 01:24:57,915 I would love for you to come finish your very important research in my lab. 1790 01:24:57,916 --> 01:24:59,707 Really? 1791 01:24:59,708 --> 01:25:01,790 Oh, my God. Thank you. 1792 01:25:01,791 --> 01:25:05,833 Thank you so much for giving me this chance, Doc-- Tom. 1793 01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:07,874 Tom. 1794 01:25:07,875 --> 01:25:09,915 I mean, your, um... 1795 01:25:09,916 --> 01:25:11,958 your relationship with Adam is so great. 1796 01:25:14,458 --> 01:25:17,250 I am certain ours can be just as, uh... 1797 01:25:19,083 --> 01:25:20,916 ...productive, don't you think? 1798 01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:25,875 I-I'm not sure I know what you mean. 1799 01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:29,290 Okay. Well, I'll explain. 1800 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:30,666 You're gonna fuck me. 1801 01:25:31,750 --> 01:25:33,666 And then I'll let you use my lab. 1802 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,375 Is that clear? 1803 01:25:41,083 --> 01:25:42,750 I'm not gonna do that. 1804 01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:44,750 I think you will. 1805 01:25:45,666 --> 01:25:48,165 Because my lab is your only option. 1806 01:25:48,166 --> 01:25:53,750 And you already sent me your protocols, so I can easily replicate them. 1807 01:25:56,625 --> 01:25:58,124 You're gonna steal my work? 1808 01:25:58,125 --> 01:26:00,208 Happens all the time. 1809 01:26:01,583 --> 01:26:03,916 But sure, go ahead, report me. 1810 01:26:04,666 --> 01:26:06,207 Or, better yet, 1811 01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:07,958 tell Adam. 1812 01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:13,874 And this will be the thing that follows you everywhere. 1813 01:26:13,875 --> 01:26:17,083 Every school, every lab. 1814 01:26:18,291 --> 01:26:21,875 This will be your reputation. 1815 01:26:23,833 --> 01:26:26,332 You want my friendly advice? 1816 01:26:26,333 --> 01:26:28,332 Come to Boston. 1817 01:26:28,333 --> 01:26:30,915 You keep me happy, and I'll make sure 1818 01:26:30,916 --> 01:26:33,833 you can save the world from pancreatic cancer. 1819 01:26:35,541 --> 01:26:37,457 'Cause your little sob story about your mom 1820 01:26:37,458 --> 01:26:40,999 or your aunt or your kindergarten teacher or whatever, 1821 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:42,875 that will only get you so far. 1822 01:26:45,250 --> 01:26:46,708 You're mediocre. 1823 01:26:49,458 --> 01:26:51,875 But I think maybe you already knew that, huh? 1824 01:26:54,583 --> 01:26:56,083 See you soon, Olive. 1825 01:27:26,875 --> 01:27:29,416 - Come on, let's go. - Wait! Slow down! 1826 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:41,791 ♪ River, oh, river running down my face ♪ 1827 01:27:44,791 --> 01:27:49,625 ♪ The deep long lines on my skin it makes ♪ 1828 01:27:52,625 --> 01:27:57,791 ♪ Heavy, so heavy holding in my arms ♪ 1829 01:28:00,875 --> 01:28:06,083 ♪ Pieces of you I left in the dark ♪ 1830 01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:13,957 ♪ I'm still ♪ 1831 01:28:13,958 --> 01:28:16,625 ♪ I'm still here ♪ 1832 01:28:18,041 --> 01:28:23,666 ♪ Tell me, where does love go when it disappears? ♪ 1833 01:28:29,583 --> 01:28:31,541 Another party? Seriously? 1834 01:28:33,166 --> 01:28:35,082 Consider it my going-away party. 1835 01:28:35,083 --> 01:28:36,458 What are you talking about? 1836 01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:43,291 Your boyfriend kicked me off the research team. 1837 01:28:44,375 --> 01:28:46,249 That was the last straw for my parents, 1838 01:28:46,250 --> 01:28:49,666 so now they're refusing to pay for an extra quarter. 1839 01:28:50,791 --> 01:28:52,790 So that's it. 1840 01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:54,332 I'm out. 1841 01:28:54,333 --> 01:28:55,915 Why? Why did he kick you off? 1842 01:28:55,916 --> 01:28:58,333 I don't know, Olive! You tell me! 1843 01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:00,957 He's your boyfriend. 1844 01:29:00,958 --> 01:29:03,124 I... I know he told you first. 1845 01:29:03,125 --> 01:29:05,999 You could've said something to him. 1846 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,583 You could've tried to talk him out of it, but... 1847 01:29:10,541 --> 01:29:11,708 Why would you? 1848 01:29:12,791 --> 01:29:15,249 You know, as long as everything's great with you, 1849 01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:17,791 you don't give a shit about me. 1850 01:29:19,208 --> 01:29:20,374 Do you? 1851 01:29:20,375 --> 01:29:21,916 Of course I do. 1852 01:30:06,291 --> 01:30:07,916 Did you fire Malcolm? 1853 01:30:09,791 --> 01:30:11,457 Uh, yes, I did. 1854 01:30:11,458 --> 01:30:12,541 Why? 1855 01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:16,875 Because his work was always late and subpar. 1856 01:30:18,250 --> 01:30:20,915 I was only keeping him on the team for you. It was unethical. 1857 01:30:20,916 --> 01:30:22,375 He's quitting the program now. 1858 01:30:23,458 --> 01:30:25,875 He's dropping out of school entirely. 1859 01:30:29,250 --> 01:30:32,124 I wasn't doing him any favors keeping him on. 1860 01:30:32,125 --> 01:30:34,582 He should try and find an area that he can be successful in, 1861 01:30:34,583 --> 01:30:37,125 because research and development is not it. 1862 01:30:41,250 --> 01:30:43,707 You didn't return my texts. 1863 01:30:43,708 --> 01:30:46,540 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I've been busy working. 1864 01:30:46,541 --> 01:30:48,250 My grant was renewed. 1865 01:30:49,083 --> 01:30:50,416 Oh. 1866 01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:53,541 Twenty-ninth. Congratulations. 1867 01:30:56,166 --> 01:30:58,624 So... 1868 01:30:58,625 --> 01:31:01,707 I guess this concludes our arrangement. 1869 01:31:01,708 --> 01:31:04,540 Your friends are together. I have my funds. 1870 01:31:04,541 --> 01:31:06,915 I'd say it is a very successful experiment. 1871 01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:08,166 Wouldn't you? 1872 01:31:09,125 --> 01:31:10,291 Yeah. 1873 01:31:10,875 --> 01:31:12,790 Hey. Good luck in Boston. 1874 01:31:12,791 --> 01:31:14,083 Tom told me. 1875 01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:15,999 He's a great scientist. 1876 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,375 You are gonna learn a lot working with him. 1877 01:31:22,083 --> 01:31:23,208 Tom... 1878 01:31:31,041 --> 01:31:32,333 Thank you. 1879 01:31:33,291 --> 01:31:37,124 And, Olive, if you ever need anything... 1880 01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:39,375 anything at all... 1881 01:31:55,750 --> 01:31:56,916 Hey. Where have-- 1882 01:32:03,875 --> 01:32:05,499 McConnell, give us a minute. 1883 01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:08,624 What? No, I can't just leave in the middle of recording time-sensitive-- 1884 01:32:08,625 --> 01:32:10,665 I helped you rewrite your entire crystallography paper 1885 01:32:10,666 --> 01:32:12,790 when your computer crashed. Go get a snack. 1886 01:32:12,791 --> 01:32:14,291 Ugh. 1887 01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:16,833 Tell me. 1888 01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:18,916 Is it Adam? 1889 01:32:20,875 --> 01:32:22,415 No. 1890 01:32:22,416 --> 01:32:25,833 Tom Benton said I had to fuck him to work in his lab. 1891 01:32:27,583 --> 01:32:29,083 That fucking piece of shit. 1892 01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:31,500 What did Adam say? 1893 01:32:34,083 --> 01:32:35,958 Anh, I lied to you. 1894 01:32:37,416 --> 01:32:39,416 I was never dating Adam. 1895 01:32:41,125 --> 01:32:44,874 We were pretending this whole time so that you would go out with Jeremy. 1896 01:32:44,875 --> 01:32:48,791 Because I knew how you felt about him, so I got a pretend boyfriend. 1897 01:32:51,125 --> 01:32:52,832 And it was fake. 1898 01:32:52,833 --> 01:32:54,375 Fake dating. 1899 01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:57,165 It's not real. 1900 01:32:57,166 --> 01:32:58,291 I know. 1901 01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:00,499 What? What do you mean you know? 1902 01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:02,332 - I know. I've known the whole time. - How? 1903 01:33:02,333 --> 01:33:04,124 I am a scientist, okay? 1904 01:33:04,125 --> 01:33:06,582 It's literally my job to observe. 1905 01:33:06,583 --> 01:33:08,707 And we spend all of our time together. 1906 01:33:08,708 --> 01:33:10,624 I know every single thing about you. 1907 01:33:10,625 --> 01:33:11,999 Our cycles are synced. 1908 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:15,374 You don't think I'm gonna notice you secretly dating someone? 1909 01:33:15,375 --> 01:33:16,540 Come on. 1910 01:33:16,541 --> 01:33:18,625 Why didn't you say anything? 1911 01:33:20,041 --> 01:33:23,040 Well, for one, it was freaking hilarious 1912 01:33:23,041 --> 01:33:25,083 watching you two idiots try to pull it off. 1913 01:33:26,375 --> 01:33:30,124 But also, you were really cute together. 1914 01:33:30,125 --> 01:33:33,124 In a weird, awkward kind of way. 1915 01:33:33,125 --> 01:33:34,707 So I just thought, hey, 1916 01:33:34,708 --> 01:33:37,749 if I just went along with your stupid game and forced you two to hang out, 1917 01:33:37,750 --> 01:33:39,624 maybe you'd actually fall for each other. 1918 01:33:39,625 --> 01:33:41,957 And guess what, uh, I was right. 1919 01:33:41,958 --> 01:33:43,874 So you're not mad at me? 1920 01:33:43,875 --> 01:33:45,582 Mad? 1921 01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:48,957 No, you fake-dated someone for me. 1922 01:33:48,958 --> 01:33:50,415 To try to make me happy. 1923 01:33:50,416 --> 01:33:54,540 It's the weirdest, most insane... 1924 01:33:54,541 --> 01:33:57,625 and best thing anyone's ever done for me. 1925 01:34:00,750 --> 01:34:02,874 You're nuts. 1926 01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:04,125 And I'm here for it. 1927 01:34:05,208 --> 01:34:06,875 I would do anything for you. 1928 01:34:10,416 --> 01:34:11,790 But you were wrong about one thing. 1929 01:34:11,791 --> 01:34:13,249 I'm never wrong. 1930 01:34:13,250 --> 01:34:14,707 Adam did not fall for me. 1931 01:34:14,708 --> 01:34:16,624 Oh, give me a break. 1932 01:34:16,625 --> 01:34:17,957 The dude is in love. 1933 01:34:17,958 --> 01:34:20,040 You don't need a PhD to see that. 1934 01:34:20,041 --> 01:34:22,124 No, well, it's all fucked up now. 1935 01:34:22,125 --> 01:34:24,290 And Adam can barely look at me. 1936 01:34:24,291 --> 01:34:26,082 And Malcolm hates me. 1937 01:34:26,083 --> 01:34:28,707 And Dr. Benton is gonna completely destroy my career. 1938 01:34:28,708 --> 01:34:29,790 Hey, hey, hey. 1939 01:34:29,791 --> 01:34:32,499 Okay, look at me. Screw those guys. 1940 01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:34,416 It's not about them. 1941 01:34:35,500 --> 01:34:36,666 It's about you and me. 1942 01:34:38,291 --> 01:34:41,874 And getting through this god-awful, soul-sucking, mind-crushing, 1943 01:34:41,875 --> 01:34:45,124 hellish grind for the past two years 1944 01:34:45,125 --> 01:34:47,457 to get to where we want to be. 1945 01:34:47,458 --> 01:34:49,125 Where we deserve to be. 1946 01:34:51,125 --> 01:34:53,457 So it really doesn't even matter what Adam's gonna do 1947 01:34:53,458 --> 01:34:57,083 or what that asshat Dr. Benton is going to do. 1948 01:34:58,833 --> 01:35:01,415 The only thing that matters: 1949 01:35:01,416 --> 01:35:04,125 What's Olive Smith going to do? 1950 01:35:07,208 --> 01:35:08,290 God, I love you. 1951 01:35:08,291 --> 01:35:09,875 I love you, too. 1952 01:35:15,125 --> 01:35:16,249 Whoo! 1953 01:35:16,250 --> 01:35:17,540 Yeah. 1954 01:35:17,541 --> 01:35:19,957 Girl power! You go, girls. 1955 01:35:19,958 --> 01:35:21,458 Shut up, McConnell. 1956 01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:25,165 Hey, great class today, guys. 1957 01:35:25,166 --> 01:35:26,916 Good questions today. Thank you. 1958 01:35:32,458 --> 01:35:33,749 Dr. Aslan? 1959 01:35:33,750 --> 01:35:35,999 - Can I have a moment? - Hello, Olive. How can I help you? 1960 01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:40,207 I've reached a really critical point in my research, and I need funding. 1961 01:35:40,208 --> 01:35:42,165 I need a bigger, better lab. 1962 01:35:42,166 --> 01:35:43,457 I need your lab. 1963 01:35:43,458 --> 01:35:45,665 Olive, you know the deadline for submitting grant applications 1964 01:35:45,666 --> 01:35:46,832 has already passed. 1965 01:35:46,833 --> 01:35:47,957 I do know that. 1966 01:35:47,958 --> 01:35:52,582 I had another grant secured, but it wasn't going to be... 1967 01:35:52,583 --> 01:35:55,625 a healthy environment for me, so I turned it down. 1968 01:35:56,916 --> 01:35:58,290 That was very brave. 1969 01:35:58,291 --> 01:36:00,540 Or very, very stupid, but either way, 1970 01:36:00,541 --> 01:36:03,541 I would really love a chance to present my proposal to you. 1971 01:36:04,375 --> 01:36:07,791 I know the challenges that you face, as a woman in this field. 1972 01:36:08,708 --> 01:36:12,874 But fair or not, it is not enough to be good. 1973 01:36:12,875 --> 01:36:14,707 We have to be flawless. 1974 01:36:14,708 --> 01:36:15,790 Undeniable. 1975 01:36:15,791 --> 01:36:17,374 Twenty minutes. That's all I need. 1976 01:36:17,375 --> 01:36:19,082 I have 15 minutes before my next class. 1977 01:36:19,083 --> 01:36:20,166 I'll talk fast. 1978 01:36:21,250 --> 01:36:22,249 Okay. 1979 01:36:22,250 --> 01:36:23,665 ♪ Now I'm gone ♪ 1980 01:36:23,666 --> 01:36:25,832 - ♪ Freedom ♪ - ♪ Quick as a gunshot ♪ 1981 01:36:25,833 --> 01:36:26,915 ♪ Freedom ♪ 1982 01:36:26,916 --> 01:36:28,332 ♪ Now I'm gone ♪ 1983 01:36:28,333 --> 01:36:30,666 - ♪ Freedom ♪ - ♪ But it's nothing I needed ♪ 1984 01:36:32,750 --> 01:36:36,707 ♪ You can fool some people some of the time ♪ 1985 01:36:36,708 --> 01:36:41,165 ♪ And I was one of those fools... 1986 01:36:41,166 --> 01:36:42,832 Okay, I know you're tired. 1987 01:36:42,833 --> 01:36:44,082 I'm tired, too. 1988 01:36:44,083 --> 01:36:45,624 You can do this. 1989 01:36:45,625 --> 01:36:47,540 - Oh, my God. Hi. - Hi. 1990 01:36:47,541 --> 01:36:49,040 How are you doing? 1991 01:36:49,041 --> 01:36:50,749 - We're gonna go to bed. - Going to... 1992 01:36:50,750 --> 01:36:52,749 - Stay strong. Keep it up. - Thanks, guys. 1993 01:36:52,750 --> 01:36:54,790 Okay, last modification. 1994 01:36:54,791 --> 01:36:56,374 If we want a bigger, better lab, 1995 01:36:56,375 --> 01:36:59,333 all you have to do is not hang from the wire. 1996 01:37:00,500 --> 01:37:02,791 ♪ You can't make me disappear ♪ 1997 01:37:05,041 --> 01:37:06,708 Tiny high five. 1998 01:37:10,291 --> 01:37:11,541 We did it. 1999 01:37:12,583 --> 01:37:14,166 Good job. 2000 01:37:18,375 --> 01:37:19,541 What's going on? 2001 01:37:21,208 --> 01:37:23,207 Um... 2002 01:37:23,208 --> 01:37:24,583 I was wrong. 2003 01:37:26,166 --> 01:37:28,374 It was my fault. 2004 01:37:28,375 --> 01:37:30,540 Adam was totally right to kick me off the team. 2005 01:37:30,541 --> 01:37:33,000 I'd been messing up for a long time. 2006 01:37:37,791 --> 01:37:39,250 Um... 2007 01:37:40,833 --> 01:37:43,916 You know, I took a spot in this program because my parents wanted me to. 2008 01:37:45,333 --> 01:37:47,540 It was, like, this life that they had envisioned for me 2009 01:37:47,541 --> 01:37:50,083 that I had no passion for. 2010 01:37:51,125 --> 01:37:52,540 Not like you. 2011 01:37:52,541 --> 01:37:53,999 - Or Anh. - Okay. 2012 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:56,332 So what's the life that you want? 2013 01:37:56,333 --> 01:37:59,832 Honestly, I don't even know. 2014 01:37:59,833 --> 01:38:01,124 Isn't that terrifying? 2015 01:38:01,125 --> 01:38:03,124 No. It's exciting. 2016 01:38:03,125 --> 01:38:05,916 'Cause now you get to figure it out for yourself. 2017 01:38:07,750 --> 01:38:09,500 You got this. 2018 01:38:13,083 --> 01:38:15,207 Uh... 2019 01:38:15,208 --> 01:38:18,874 Ol, I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry-- 2020 01:38:18,875 --> 01:38:21,040 Shh. 2021 01:38:21,041 --> 01:38:22,666 No more apologies. 2022 01:38:24,791 --> 01:38:26,375 I forgive you. 2023 01:38:27,958 --> 01:38:29,000 I love you. 2024 01:38:29,666 --> 01:38:31,041 I love you, too. 2025 01:38:44,041 --> 01:38:45,875 Oh, it's you. 2026 01:38:48,791 --> 01:38:50,250 Uh... 2027 01:38:52,125 --> 01:38:53,874 How's everything? 2028 01:38:53,875 --> 01:38:56,957 - Good. - Yeah? How's, um... 2029 01:38:56,958 --> 01:38:58,165 uh, Jeremy? 2030 01:38:58,166 --> 01:38:59,249 - Good. - Yeah? 2031 01:38:59,250 --> 01:39:00,749 - Yeah. - And, uh... 2032 01:39:00,750 --> 01:39:02,208 and Malcolm? 2033 01:39:03,250 --> 01:39:04,416 Just ask me already. 2034 01:39:07,291 --> 01:39:08,540 How's Olive? 2035 01:39:08,541 --> 01:39:09,624 Great. 2036 01:39:09,625 --> 01:39:13,332 Yeah, Dr. Aslan helped her secure a huge grant, massive, 2037 01:39:13,333 --> 01:39:16,249 and she's allowing Olive to use her lab, so yeah, she's killing it. 2038 01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:18,666 Wait. Aslan? Wh-What about Harvard? 2039 01:39:20,208 --> 01:39:22,125 - Did you know? - Know what? 2040 01:39:24,250 --> 01:39:27,540 Look, she didn't want me to tell you this, but... 2041 01:39:27,541 --> 01:39:29,124 Benton is a piece of shit. 2042 01:39:29,125 --> 01:39:31,457 He sexually harassed her at the conference, then-- 2043 01:39:31,458 --> 01:39:33,040 Wait, wait. What? 2044 01:39:33,041 --> 01:39:34,249 Yeah. 2045 01:39:34,250 --> 01:39:37,790 He told her that she'd have to fuck him in order to work in his lab. 2046 01:39:37,791 --> 01:39:39,207 You have great friends, dude. 2047 01:39:39,208 --> 01:39:41,582 Wait. I-I-Is she okay? Is she-- 2048 01:39:41,583 --> 01:39:43,124 Yeah, she's fine. 2049 01:39:43,125 --> 01:39:45,790 Because she's brave and she's strong. 2050 01:39:45,791 --> 01:39:49,665 And she was really upset when you completely stopped talking to her. 2051 01:39:49,666 --> 01:39:51,749 - I wanted to do what was best for her. - Stop. 2052 01:39:51,750 --> 01:39:55,083 You were not doing what was best for her. You were protecting yourself. 2053 01:39:58,208 --> 01:40:01,624 You know, for being a big, bad, scary scientist, 2054 01:40:01,625 --> 01:40:04,375 you're kind of a little bitch when it comes to love. 2055 01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:08,499 Okay. 2056 01:40:08,500 --> 01:40:10,333 You really hurt her. 2057 01:40:13,500 --> 01:40:15,625 She really cared about you, you know. 2058 01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:22,874 I mean, she might still care about you, like, a little bit. 2059 01:40:22,875 --> 01:40:24,416 Like, this much. 2060 01:40:25,708 --> 01:40:28,415 I can neither confirm nor deny. 2061 01:40:28,416 --> 01:40:30,416 You're a good friend, Anh. 2062 01:40:31,750 --> 01:40:33,041 Yeah, duh. 2063 01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:50,874 Symbolic transfer entropy measure indicates a greater driving influence 2064 01:40:50,875 --> 01:40:52,999 on tumor-adjacent, uh... 2065 01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:54,749 Well... 2066 01:40:54,750 --> 01:40:56,249 Everyone, Dr. Adam Carlsen. 2067 01:40:56,250 --> 01:40:58,333 To what do we owe this great honor? 2068 01:40:59,541 --> 01:41:01,250 Whoa, buddy, what's going on? 2069 01:41:02,125 --> 01:41:04,749 You told her she had to fuck you to work in your lab? 2070 01:41:04,750 --> 01:41:06,124 Who? 2071 01:41:06,125 --> 01:41:07,208 Olive? 2072 01:41:08,041 --> 01:41:09,915 Dude, that... that is insane. 2073 01:41:09,916 --> 01:41:11,124 Look, I-- 2074 01:41:11,125 --> 01:41:13,874 I don't know what she told you or what she thought I said, 2075 01:41:13,875 --> 01:41:16,250 but come on, man, it's me, huh? 2076 01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:18,582 Hey. 2077 01:41:18,583 --> 01:41:20,749 Dude, she's obviously one of those crazy girls, 2078 01:41:20,750 --> 01:41:22,207 - so just-- - Shh. 2079 01:41:22,208 --> 01:41:26,374 You go near her again, you even think about her... 2080 01:41:26,375 --> 01:41:28,083 I'm gonna kill you. 2081 01:41:35,125 --> 01:41:38,332 You go near her again, you even think about her... 2082 01:41:38,333 --> 01:41:39,958 I'm gonna kill you. 2083 01:41:42,625 --> 01:41:44,375 You just ruined your entire career. 2084 01:41:45,875 --> 01:41:49,249 Oh, trust me, it's not my career you want to worry about. 2085 01:41:49,250 --> 01:41:51,499 No one's gonna touch you after this. 2086 01:41:51,500 --> 01:41:53,625 Not Harvard, not Stanford, no one. 2087 01:41:54,875 --> 01:41:56,458 You're finished. 2088 01:42:01,875 --> 01:42:03,291 Put your fucking phone away. 2089 01:42:11,708 --> 01:42:13,333 What did you just do? 2090 01:42:14,583 --> 01:42:17,207 What I would have done right away if I'd have known what he did. 2091 01:42:17,208 --> 01:42:18,332 I tried to tell you. 2092 01:42:18,333 --> 01:42:19,665 I know. 2093 01:42:19,666 --> 01:42:21,166 I know, and I'm sorry. 2094 01:42:22,875 --> 01:42:24,832 Look, I'm an idiot. 2095 01:42:24,833 --> 01:42:27,290 I've never been in this situation before. 2096 01:42:27,291 --> 01:42:28,957 Neither have I, Adam. 2097 01:42:28,958 --> 01:42:32,165 I trusted you, and then you acted like I meant nothing to you. 2098 01:42:32,166 --> 01:42:33,625 I know. 2099 01:42:35,083 --> 01:42:37,165 I didn't know what to do. 2100 01:42:37,166 --> 01:42:40,125 But I know that I never meant to hurt you. 2101 01:42:40,958 --> 01:42:42,415 Well, it doesn't matter. 2102 01:42:42,416 --> 01:42:43,874 I guess we're both idiots. 2103 01:42:43,875 --> 01:42:47,457 - What do you mean? - Because it was a classic type 1 error. 2104 01:42:47,458 --> 01:42:49,749 It's a scientist's worst mistake. It's a false positive. 2105 01:42:49,750 --> 01:42:52,290 Thinking something's happening between us when clearly it's not. 2106 01:42:52,291 --> 01:42:53,790 No, you're wrong about that. 2107 01:42:53,791 --> 01:42:55,958 It was a type 2 error. 2108 01:42:57,500 --> 01:42:58,707 A false negative? 2109 01:42:58,708 --> 01:43:02,624 Missing an effect that does exist. 2110 01:43:02,625 --> 01:43:03,916 What effect? 2111 01:43:08,875 --> 01:43:12,333 That I am actually in love with you. 2112 01:43:14,291 --> 01:43:17,165 At some point, it stopped being for show, 2113 01:43:17,166 --> 01:43:20,375 and it became real. 2114 01:43:27,875 --> 01:43:31,041 So you contaminated the experiment. 2115 01:43:33,208 --> 01:43:34,790 Correct. Yes. 2116 01:43:34,791 --> 01:43:36,249 Uh, I did. 2117 01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:38,375 Well, that's just bad protocol. 2118 01:43:39,458 --> 01:43:41,000 Yeah. 2119 01:43:45,250 --> 01:43:48,125 So it looks like we'll have to start over. 2120 01:43:53,625 --> 01:43:55,249 Right. 2121 01:43:55,250 --> 01:43:57,957 Yeah, and we'd need to, um... 2122 01:43:57,958 --> 01:43:59,874 collect new samples. 2123 01:43:59,875 --> 01:44:02,000 Contain the variables this time. 2124 01:44:03,666 --> 01:44:05,958 Then I just have one more question for you. 2125 01:44:08,500 --> 01:44:09,916 May I kiss you? 2126 01:44:12,625 --> 01:44:14,250 With your consent. 2127 01:44:15,416 --> 01:44:16,875 You may. 2128 01:44:31,750 --> 01:44:33,416 And I love you, too. 2129 01:44:46,958 --> 01:44:49,999 Oh, I heard it's one of the hardest classes in the entire program. 2130 01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:52,665 Only ten students pass every year, no matter what. 2131 01:44:52,666 --> 01:44:54,415 - Just ten. - Same. 2132 01:44:54,416 --> 01:44:57,290 I heard the professor kept them in the lab so long, 2133 01:44:57,291 --> 01:45:01,249 and he wouldn't let them have food or water until they completed their slides. 2134 01:45:01,250 --> 01:45:04,582 Oh, and one student passed out from dehydration. 2135 01:45:04,583 --> 01:45:06,541 - And then she totally died. - Hmm? 2136 01:45:07,583 --> 01:45:09,332 I'm just fucking with you guys. 2137 01:45:09,333 --> 01:45:10,707 No one died. 2138 01:45:10,708 --> 01:45:11,791 Yet. 2139 01:45:12,625 --> 01:45:15,999 Dr. Pham, Dr. Smite-- Smith. 2140 01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:17,082 - Smite? - Smite! 2141 01:45:17,083 --> 01:45:18,457 - That is a good nickname. - Oh, my God, that's really good. 2142 01:45:18,458 --> 01:45:19,665 - You get all the good nicknames. - That's a good one. 2143 01:45:19,666 --> 01:45:21,165 You've got some good ones. 2144 01:45:21,166 --> 01:45:22,457 - Got to go. - We don't want to be late. Sorry. 2145 01:45:22,458 --> 01:45:23,708 Bye. 2146 01:45:24,791 --> 01:45:25,874 Hey. 2147 01:45:25,875 --> 01:45:27,458 Your mom would be really proud of you. 2148 01:45:30,625 --> 01:45:33,999 Did one of your students really pass out from dehydration? 2149 01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:37,582 Yes, but it's because she was at a frat party the night before. 2150 01:45:37,583 --> 01:45:40,374 I do like the ominous tone it sets for me, though. 2151 01:45:40,375 --> 01:45:41,916 Mm. 2152 01:45:44,208 --> 01:45:46,832 Go mold terrified young minds, 2153 01:45:46,833 --> 01:45:48,540 Dr. Smite. 2154 01:45:48,541 --> 01:45:50,540 I'll see you later. 2155 01:45:50,541 --> 01:45:56,249 Bonds form only when being together is more stable than being alone. 2156 01:45:56,250 --> 01:45:58,499 And I'm the living proof of that. 2157 01:45:58,500 --> 01:46:00,874 I've found my connections. 2158 01:46:00,875 --> 01:46:02,250 My family. 2159 01:46:03,125 --> 01:46:05,125 The chemistry of belonging.