1 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:38,457 STOLEN KlSSES 2 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:45,249 StoIen Kisses is dedicated to Henri Langlois' Cinémathéque Française 3 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:46,749 François Truffaut 4 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:48,665 MUSEUM OF ClNEMA 5 00:02:29,625 --> 00:02:31,665 What time is it? 6 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:33,707 Ten to 4:00. 7 00:02:33,791 --> 00:02:35,749 What time is it now? 8 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:37,415 Nine to 4:00. 9 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:42,624 Up yours, queer! 10 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:44,832 Eight to 4:00. 11 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:47,415 Where's Doinel? 12 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,040 THE LlLY OF THE VALLEY 13 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:51,290 Here l am. Why? 14 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:52,499 Let's go. 15 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:54,457 Can l take a leak? 16 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,624 Not till 6:00. 17 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:59,082 Lousy fink bastard ! 18 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:01,290 You shouldn't have hit that guard. 19 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:03,124 Doinel, pee for us. 20 00:03:03,875 --> 00:03:05,499 Get laid for us! 21 00:03:05,958 --> 00:03:07,124 At 5:00 sharp. 22 00:03:07,791 --> 00:03:09,790 We'll think of you at 5:00. 23 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:16,999 Wait for me here. 24 00:03:22,416 --> 00:03:24,332 Private Doinel is here. 25 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:34,749 You probe the ground with your bayonet. 26 00:03:35,666 --> 00:03:39,957 And you think, "Ah, l feel something hard !" 27 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:44,082 That's what your girl says when you're home on leave. 28 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:48,499 Well, mines are like dames. 29 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:50,915 You have to go gently. 30 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:55,124 With a girl, you don't feel her ass right away. 31 00:03:55,958 --> 00:03:57,665 You fiddle around. 32 00:03:57,750 --> 00:04:00,749 With a mine, it's the same thing. 33 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:04,374 Study it while l'm gone. 34 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,207 Well, you finally made it. 35 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:16,040 lt's just as well, for you and for us. 36 00:04:16,458 --> 00:04:18,832 Some individuals are hopeless. 37 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:22,082 They just clutter up the army. 38 00:04:23,833 --> 00:04:25,957 Here's your record. 39 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:29,249 Private Antoine Doinel, enlisted for three years, 40 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:34,457 discharged from the army as unfit for service. 41 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:38,374 There are boys who don't like the army. 42 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:41,207 They're drafted and they serve. 43 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:44,374 But they don't volunteer! Why did you enlist? 44 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:49,207 l had personal reasons. 45 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:51,874 A girl, naturally! 46 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,249 The army is no refuge. 47 00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:58,165 What's more, you've spent your enlistment bonus. 48 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,665 They should make you give it back. 49 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:02,165 l would. 50 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:05,457 You must have pull. Communist friends. 51 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,707 They run everything nowadays. 52 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:13,707 Assigned to Vidauban. AWOL. 53 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:16,790 Sent to Strasbourg. AWOL. 54 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:20,707 Confined to barracks at Dupleix. AWOL. 55 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:22,790 You're always AWOL. 56 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:26,874 You are like Jean de Nivelle's dog that runs off when it is called, aren't you? 57 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:30,249 And you had your civvies stolen. 58 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:32,832 You'll have to send your uniform back. 59 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:38,665 Honourable discharge denied by order of the General himself. 60 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,040 Which means 61 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,749 you can never work for the government 62 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:48,415 or any respectable company. 63 00:05:49,708 --> 00:05:52,499 You can always peddle ties. . . 64 00:05:52,583 --> 00:05:55,165 But l doubt that you'll sell many. 65 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:00,040 Good luck. l hope we never meet again. 66 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:01,207 Dismissed ! 67 00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:50,665 You have to pay for the room ! 68 00:06:51,708 --> 00:06:53,040 lt's 8 francs. 69 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:57,415 Ginette got picked up again. 70 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,582 Leave her something. 71 00:06:59,666 --> 00:07:01,832 That's the third time. 72 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:04,332 We'll bring her sandwiches. 73 00:07:04,416 --> 00:07:06,374 Not me! 74 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:22,582 - Not on the mouth ! - Why? 75 00:07:22,666 --> 00:07:24,415 Never with customers. 76 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,415 Don't! l've got spray on. 77 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,957 l'll keep it on. l've got a cold. 78 00:07:43,791 --> 00:07:45,582 Come here. l'll wash you. 79 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:47,624 Where are you going? 80 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,790 l'm always at the Balto. 81 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:55,249 lf l'm not there, just wait 1 0 minutes. 82 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:00,332 How about Saturday? 83 00:08:00,416 --> 00:08:03,915 Okay, fatso. 84 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,124 You going in or out? 85 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:11,415 l don't know. l'll follow you. 86 00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:18,249 You're my first soldier today. 87 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,832 You'll bring me luck. 88 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:23,124 What are you in? 89 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:24,582 l was in the artillery. 90 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:25,957 Great! 91 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:29,207 l love big guns! 92 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:11,290 What a surprise! Come in ! 93 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,874 Won't Lucien be surprised ! 94 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,124 How's. . . 95 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,082 Lucien, look who's here. 96 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,624 Long time, no see. 97 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,749 Are you on leave? 98 00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:28,665 No. Discharged. 99 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:31,207 - Have you eaten? - Yes. Don't bother. 100 00:10:31,416 --> 00:10:33,915 l'm sure you haven't. Sit down. 101 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,499 Too bad Christine's not here. 102 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:41,790 Did you get sick? ls it temporary? 103 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,290 No. Permanent. . . 104 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:47,624 Psychologically unfit. That works even in wartime. 105 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:49,915 Good for you ! 106 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:54,457 The army is like the theatre, a wonderful anachronism. 107 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:59,332 We never knew why you enlisted. 108 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,249 Oh, Lucien, it is none of your business. 109 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,915 I'd read Military Servitude and Greatness, 110 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,915 and l believed it. 111 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,832 And now you're looking for a job? 112 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,290 l'd like to find something. 113 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:15,207 What about Shapiro? 114 00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:18,707 The Hotel Alsina. 115 00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:23,415 You're right! l'll call him. 116 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:26,790 He's a customer. He has a hotel in Montmartre. 117 00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:29,790 His night watchman just died. 118 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:31,374 Would that suit you? 119 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,749 lt'd be fine. 120 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,415 You wanted to see Christine. 121 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,082 l'll call her tomorrow. 122 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:45,374 No. She's gone skiing with some friends for a week. 123 00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:48,790 The conservatory is closed down. There's a new dean. 124 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:54,207 The students preferred the old one. So they're out on strike. 125 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:01,457 lt's Mr Shapiro. 126 00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:09,999 l heard you mention Christine. What did you tell him? 127 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:13,374 The truth. 128 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,249 What should l tell him? 129 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,290 That's all right. 130 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:21,707 He told me to come over right away. 131 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,749 l think l'd better go now because. . . 132 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:26,790 Before you finish your cheese? 133 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:32,082 Go ahead. Being a night watchman isn't bad. 134 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:34,415 You have time to read. 135 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,832 And Shapiro is a nice guy. 136 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,874 l'll tell Christine you're back. 137 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,082 Hello, Christine. 138 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,332 Hello, Antoine. 139 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:22,124 l'm glad to see you. You haven't changed. 140 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,957 - So you got out? - Finally. 141 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:27,957 That's what my parents said. 142 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,749 Did you just get home? 143 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:33,499 l came right over. 144 00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:35,415 Do you like it here? 145 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,040 lt's peaceful. 146 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:41,082 My parents were afraid you'd catch cold. They sent this. 147 00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,457 Vitamins. lt's nice of you, but. . . 148 00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:46,874 Take some now, or you'll forget. 149 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,999 Do you want something to drink? 150 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,415 What is there? 151 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,790 Anything. Mineral water, Coke. . . 152 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,249 A Coke. 153 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:07,957 l didn't think l'd see you again. You haven't written for six months. 154 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:14,790 l was usually in jail or in the hospital. 155 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,040 And at first, when l wrote, 156 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,499 you didn't answer very often. 157 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:24,124 Yes, l did ! But you wrote so many letters. 158 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:28,457 Once l counted. . . l got 1 9 in one week. 159 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,665 l wondered when you found time to write. 160 00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:33,290 So did l. 161 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,124 And they weren't all so nice. 162 00:14:37,666 --> 00:14:39,790 What's your day off? 163 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,749 Wednesday. 164 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:44,124 Come to dinner. Mother said to ask you. 165 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:47,457 You bet. Absolutely. Positively. 166 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,957 Has Mrs Colin come down yet? 167 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,790 l haven't seen anyone. 168 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:31,457 l was supposed to meet her at 6:00, and l'm late myself. 169 00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,957 We'll miss our train to London ! 170 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,374 The boat won't wait for us. 171 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:40,665 Didn't she ask you to wake her? 172 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:43,457 You're half asleep yourself! 173 00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:46,624 Let me see it. 174 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:49,665 6:00, Room 1 8. 6: 1 5. . . 175 00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:51,374 There! Room 24. 176 00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:54,249 Let's go. Take your key. 177 00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:57,540 l know her. She probably took a sleeping pill. 178 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,457 Hurry up! 179 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,749 - What floor? - Third. 180 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:08,249 lf we miss that train, we'll miss the boat. 181 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,290 Open the door. 182 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,082 She takes sleeping pills. Turn the light on. 183 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,207 Julien, what are you doing? 184 00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:25,707 Your husband? 185 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,082 None of my business. 186 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,207 Julien ! This is too much ! 187 00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:36,665 My mother was right! You're pathetic! 188 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:37,832 Hopeless! 189 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:41,499 Just look at yourself. . . 190 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,915 No, no. . . Not that way! 191 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,499 What's the point? 192 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,832 We've got to be noisy. Now, go on ! 193 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:51,040 You're crazy! 194 00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:55,665 Not the flowers! The vase! 195 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,165 That's great! Keep it up! 196 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,249 Go call the police. 197 00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:05,290 He's breaking everything ! He's crazy! 198 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,582 Call the cops! 199 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:16,082 Say it's an emergency! 200 00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:19,874 Tell them it's serious. They'll get here faster. 201 00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,790 Very good. 202 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:25,499 Fire department? 203 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,457 No! The cops! Dial 1 7. 204 00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:32,374 This is for you. Buy some candy. 205 00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:33,457 Hello, police? 206 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,999 This is the Hotel Alsina. 207 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,582 On the third floor. 208 00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,540 Say they're breaking everything. 209 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,999 They're breaking everything. 210 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,082 Keep it. 211 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,582 What's going on? 212 00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:53,499 A man just found his wife. . . 213 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:56,415 The lady in Room 24 was with Room 1 9. 214 00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,082 You let him in ! 215 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,332 He told me to hurry. 216 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,165 You're a private detective! Get out of here! 217 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,915 You, too! 218 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,999 Here's your bonus. 219 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,874 And this is for Christmas. 220 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,124 What'll you have? 221 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,040 l just ordered. 222 00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:38,040 You pulled a fast one! 223 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,999 Are you a private detective? 224 00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:43,790 l've been with the Blady Agency for 30 years. 225 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:48,874 Haven't you seen the ads on the phone book covers? 226 00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:55,499 You didn't see me at the hotel last night. 227 00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:57,832 But l was there. 228 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,874 When Mrs Colin and her lover went upstairs, 229 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,957 l knew they'd be in bed together. 230 00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:06,249 All l needed was proof. 231 00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,665 Why didn't you call the cops then? 232 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,332 They wouldn't have come. 233 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,999 My client would have had to appeal to the district attorney. 234 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:17,124 The DA would have called the police. 235 00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,874 They come and what do they do? 236 00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:25,415 The cops note that at a certain time, 237 00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,082 they saw a Mr Colin 238 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,540 go into a hotel room 239 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:34,832 and assault two persons in the same bed, 240 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,915 one of the persons being the wife of said Colin. 241 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:45,665 Generally, the cops only come for disturbance of the peace. 242 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:50,832 But in this case, we got official proof of adultery. 243 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,999 - Not bad ! - lt's a job. 244 00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,499 l've got to go. 245 00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:02,624 l had a phone call to make. 246 00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:05,249 Oh, l'll do it at the office. 247 00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:08,915 Hey, you lost your job, didn't you? 248 00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:27,915 Where's Mother? 249 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,374 The trains are on strike till tomorrow. 250 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,457 But the table is set for three. 251 00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:34,249 Look who's behind you. 252 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,749 l thought you were coming Wednesday. 253 00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:42,790 He left the hotel. He got fired. 254 00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:45,540 - So he's looking for a job? - No, l've got one. 255 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:46,707 What's he doing? 256 00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:49,749 You'll never guess. 257 00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:54,707 - A newsboy? - Better than that. 258 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:59,582 - A porter at Orly? - That takes pull. 259 00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:06,082 - A painter? - That takes talent. 260 00:23:06,666 --> 00:23:07,999 A writer? 261 00:23:08,541 --> 00:23:09,957 No money in that. 262 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:12,207 A water taster? 263 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,957 lt's a good job. l saw one on TV. 264 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,499 No. Less tiring. 265 00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:19,124 A cab driver? 266 00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:21,665 You're getting warm. 267 00:23:24,791 --> 00:23:26,915 - A poet? - No. Even worse. 268 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,165 Worse? 269 00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:30,290 Less intellectual. More dangerous. 270 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:32,665 - l give up. - l said dangerous. 271 00:23:34,375 --> 00:23:37,165 Shall l give you a hint? 272 00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:40,665 Does he use a gun? 273 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:42,582 No. A spyglass! 274 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,540 l give up. 275 00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:49,665 l'll give you a hint. 276 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,457 - Sheriff? - Sure. 277 00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:53,915 Didn't you see his horse outside? 278 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,457 l'm a private detective! 279 00:23:57,875 --> 00:24:01,124 Yeah. Antoine Bond, FBl. 280 00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:06,165 You know the Blady Agency? 281 00:24:06,875 --> 00:24:09,540 All kinds of investigations. 282 00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:12,665 Oh, that's great! 283 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:14,749 l want to hear about it. 284 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,374 Come and help me. 285 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:24,332 l can't stay long. l'm meeting some friends. 286 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,332 Do you mind? 287 00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:28,332 You're sure, now? 288 00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:30,624 l don't mind at all. 289 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,665 lf you did, would you tell me? 290 00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:36,332 No, l would not. But l don't really mind. 291 00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:09,499 l'll make you sing. 292 00:25:09,666 --> 00:25:10,915 l'm no canary. 293 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,457 l object, Your Honour. 294 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:16,374 Anything you say may be held against you. 295 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:23,415 Catherine, you did a good job in London. 296 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:25,957 But why all that room service? 297 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:29,082 The London Hilton is at an angle. 298 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:32,665 And l covered both doors from my window. 299 00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,582 What's new on the textile case? 300 00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:38,957 The salesgirl doesn't take anything out. 301 00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:42,749 We've tailed her for three weeks. 302 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:46,915 She can't conceal anything in her coat and her bag's too small. 303 00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:49,707 She's no thief. 304 00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:54,790 We'll drop it. l have a hunch. 305 00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:57,749 l think her boss made it all up. 306 00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:02,415 He's in love with her 307 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:05,707 and was looking for some way to get to her, 308 00:26:06,458 --> 00:26:08,874 and he didn't dare tell me the truth. 309 00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:12,207 Like the guy at the Ministry three years ago. 310 00:26:12,291 --> 00:26:14,415 But he came to a bad end. 311 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,249 Yeah. He hanged himself. 312 00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:20,540 No, he shot himself. 313 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:23,790 He hanged himself from a beam 314 00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:25,832 in the attic of the Ministry. 315 00:26:25,916 --> 00:26:28,832 Hanging doesn't make your brains splatter. 316 00:26:28,916 --> 00:26:31,415 With the belt of his bathrobe. 317 00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:34,082 You always want the last word, Henri. 318 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:39,915 l argued with your father when you were in knee pants. 319 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,582 Doinel, you stay. 320 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:45,124 My father had lots of patience. But mine is limited. 321 00:26:45,208 --> 00:26:47,624 Limited is right! 322 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,415 Mr Albani is here. 323 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,665 Show him in. 324 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:53,915 You wait there. 325 00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:19,290 - You're waiting for the boss? - Yes, l am. 326 00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:21,249 Come and sit down. 327 00:27:27,416 --> 00:27:31,749 lt's about a friend who lived with me. 328 00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:34,874 A month ago, he disappeared. 329 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:41,040 He left some things and l'd like to return them. 330 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,290 You want his address? 331 00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:48,207 Yes, but not only that. 332 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,749 l'd like to know how he lives. 333 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:52,832 What he's doing, whom he sees. 334 00:27:54,666 --> 00:27:58,832 l understand. We'll find his address, 335 00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:01,124 tail him, 336 00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:02,290 and investigate. 337 00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:06,082 lt will cost you 300 francs a day. 338 00:28:07,041 --> 00:28:10,540 Fine. Will it take. . . 339 00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:12,249 Very long? 340 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:15,582 lt depends on whether your friend, 341 00:28:16,416 --> 00:28:17,832 the gentleman, 342 00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:20,082 is hard to find or not. 343 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:21,790 What is his profession? 344 00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:24,415 He's a magician. 345 00:28:24,541 --> 00:28:28,457 He does an act with coloured cords. 346 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,332 l always do the puzzle. 347 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:40,332 Bring your book. 348 00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:43,415 l'll get on it right away. 349 00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:45,790 Call me in a few days. 350 00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:52,790 ls Doinel there? 351 00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:58,790 Are you sure that you know yourself? 352 00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:02,165 Because l need to understand you. 353 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:04,999 Just bear in mind that we are not the FBl. 354 00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:08,915 We never impersonate police inspectors. 355 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:12,540 We use initiative and cunning. 356 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:15,999 Our job is 1 0% inspiration, 90% perspiration. 357 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:42,415 Over there, every Thursday they serve salt pork and lentils. 358 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,999 - l came to see Christine. - She's out. 359 00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:57,790 Come in and have some coffee. 360 00:30:24,625 --> 00:30:26,040 Shall l come tonight? 361 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:29,665 No. l said Saturday. Or never, if that doesn't suit you. 362 00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:31,999 Saturday's fine. 363 00:30:43,916 --> 00:30:46,665 You look upset. What's wrong? 364 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,165 Catherine is impossible! 365 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:51,415 She refuses to get married ! 366 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:56,082 l've been after my girl for two years, and l know it won't work. 367 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:57,999 Why not get yourself a whore? 368 00:30:58,166 --> 00:30:59,665 They're too filthy. 369 00:31:00,916 --> 00:31:03,749 At your age, l ate French fries in the street 370 00:31:03,916 --> 00:31:08,457 and laid slobs who used safety pins on their bras. 371 00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:12,499 But now, l can't take them. 372 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:15,874 l've got a date with a real tall girl. 373 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:19,040 What do you do when a girl is taller than you are? 374 00:31:19,416 --> 00:31:21,082 Nothing special. 375 00:31:21,291 --> 00:31:23,499 l mean a tall, tall girl. 376 00:31:23,666 --> 00:31:26,040 When you go out, if she's too. . . 377 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,707 Just look professional ! 378 00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:47,290 How did it go, with the girl? 379 00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:50,249 At first, it was depressing. 380 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,790 But later on, it was fantastic! 381 00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:57,457 The walls shook. lt was real wild ! 382 00:31:59,625 --> 00:32:01,749 When my grandfather died, 383 00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:05,249 l was sad, and my cousin cried like crazy. 384 00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:08,124 There was a big family dinner. 385 00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:11,457 Right after dessert, we went to the attic, 386 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,457 and l laid her on the floor. 387 00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:18,457 lf anybody had found us, it would have seemed monstrous. 388 00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:21,624 Yet, to make love is a way of compensating for death, 389 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:23,665 of proving you exist. 390 00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:45,290 Christine will be here soon. 391 00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:47,832 Are you going to an early show? 392 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,582 No, we're going to a nightclub for a case l'm on. 393 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:55,124 lt must be fascinating ! 394 00:32:55,666 --> 00:32:58,707 lt is. For instance, today, 395 00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:03,790 a woman asked us to find out 396 00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:09,415 why her twin babies seemed so pale 397 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:14,832 when their nursemaid takes them out for fresh air every day. 398 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:20,374 Since she goes to work, she can't follow the nurse. 399 00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:22,749 Well, they had me tail her, 400 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,999 and this afternoon, 401 00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:29,457 l waited in front of her apartment house. 402 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:32,249 The nurse came out with the twins. 403 00:33:32,416 --> 00:33:36,540 She took them to a little park and l followed them. 404 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,040 Where's that thing? 405 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:45,540 Oh, you came for Christine. 406 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,749 What happened in the park? 407 00:33:48,208 --> 00:33:50,249 She rushed right through it, 408 00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:52,374 came out the other end. 409 00:33:52,541 --> 00:33:54,707 She went into a building. 410 00:33:55,666 --> 00:34:01,915 She left the twins with the concierge in a filthy room. 411 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,249 Then she came out, 412 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:07,415 crossed the street and went into a strip joint, 413 00:34:08,291 --> 00:34:11,082 where she did the "nursemaid strip." 414 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,332 She took off her uniform 415 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,665 and did things with the baby's bottle. 416 00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:18,040 And since it was a continuous show, 417 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:20,832 she did an encore 1 5 minutes later. 418 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:26,832 Then she went back to the concierge's to pick up the twins. 419 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,165 She tipped the concierge and took them home. 420 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:33,040 No wonder they looked sickly! 421 00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:38,165 l made out my report and called it in to the office. 422 00:34:38,708 --> 00:34:40,082 Fantastic! 423 00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:41,832 Have you been here long? 424 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,832 At least two hours. 425 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,707 What are you looking for? 426 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,040 l can't find Langman's address. 427 00:34:49,625 --> 00:34:52,040 l want to send his wife some flowers. 428 00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:54,207 Call him. We have his phone number. 429 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:56,457 And what do l say? 430 00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:59,290 "Give me your address so l can send you flowers." 431 00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:02,749 You've got his phone number but not his address? 432 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,332 Langman, 525-5573. 433 00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:07,415 That's simple. 434 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,082 Leave it to me. 435 00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:16,374 What are you doing? 436 00:35:20,708 --> 00:35:22,624 ls this 525-5573? 437 00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:24,082 Mrs Langman? 438 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:28,207 lf l say, "Chiquita," what do you answer? 439 00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:30,207 Banana! 440 00:35:30,291 --> 00:35:32,915 You just won five bunches of bananas! 441 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,624 What address shall we send them to? 442 00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:37,707 6 rue Ribera. 443 00:35:37,791 --> 00:35:40,082 Fine. And congratulations! 444 00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:41,499 That was brilliant! 445 00:35:41,666 --> 00:35:43,915 One of the tricks of the trade. 446 00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:48,082 Are we going to the movies? 447 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:50,415 No, l've got to go to a nightclub. On a case. 448 00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:52,999 lt's a nice place. There's a show. 449 00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:55,707 Do you mind? 450 00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:59,790 No. lf it's light, you'll behave better than at the movies 451 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:01,999 and l'll have some peace. 452 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:44,915 There was an old sailor, 453 00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:48,249 a magician and a storyteller. . . 454 00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:50,165 He was ageless and still today, 455 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,624 a living legend. 456 00:36:57,291 --> 00:37:02,082 Children would crowd around him on the wharf. 457 00:37:02,708 --> 00:37:07,790 As he played with braided cords, he told them strange tales. 458 00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:12,624 He had all kinds of cords, all lengths, all colours. 459 00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:15,749 White and red, 460 00:37:15,958 --> 00:37:17,707 green and yellow. 461 00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:21,540 Orange and wine, purple and blue. . . 462 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:25,707 Do you remember the old sailor when he'd say nothing? 463 00:37:25,875 --> 00:37:27,707 He'd pretend not to see us, 464 00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:29,999 but we saw him 465 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,749 under the moon of June. 466 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:34,790 He'd roll up the gold cord and put it down. 467 00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:41,082 Then, as if he were performing a sacred ritual, 468 00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:43,957 as if he were seeking. . . Who knows? 469 00:37:44,041 --> 00:37:46,915 A lost science. . . 470 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,582 Slowly, we'd see him knot the blue cord, 471 00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:55,874 wind it around his hand, 472 00:37:57,291 --> 00:37:59,790 and the knots would go from the blue cord 473 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:02,790 all by themsleves 474 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:05,749 over to the gold cord. 475 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,124 And from the gold cord, 476 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:10,957 back to the blue cord. 477 00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:13,499 And he was happy. 478 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:17,749 And no one paid any attention to his story. 479 00:38:18,083 --> 00:38:20,207 As soon as he wound the blue cord on his hand, 480 00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:22,874 the knots would go from the blue 481 00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:25,624 to the gold. 482 00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:27,415 Then back again, 483 00:38:27,583 --> 00:38:29,332 to the blue. 484 00:38:30,458 --> 00:38:33,749 Once again the knots would go from the blue cord 485 00:38:34,541 --> 00:38:38,165 to the gold cord. 486 00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:51,999 Excuse me. l've got to go. lt's for my job. 487 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,874 l must kiss you ! 488 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:27,457 Albert, you remember Antoine? 489 00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:29,957 Albert, my husband. 490 00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,540 What are you doing here? 491 00:40:31,625 --> 00:40:33,040 Waiting for a friend. 492 00:40:34,416 --> 00:40:36,874 You're wondering if it's a boy or a girl. 493 00:40:38,208 --> 00:40:40,707 You must come to dinner some night. 494 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,290 Do you have my phone number? 495 00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:46,207 l think so. 496 00:40:46,375 --> 00:40:48,707 You haven't called lately. 497 00:40:49,375 --> 00:40:52,165 You didn't used to be afraid of the phone. 498 00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:54,832 See you soon. 499 00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:31,165 l'm calling because l left you in sort of a hurry. 500 00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:34,999 l hope you're not mad. lt was for my job. 501 00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:37,457 l had to tail a guy. 502 00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:40,999 You know, the magician. You're not angry? 503 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:44,207 No. You detectives... 504 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:47,082 You say that. But you sound. . . 505 00:41:47,791 --> 00:41:49,249 A little resentful. 506 00:41:49,416 --> 00:41:50,790 No. Not at all. 507 00:41:53,416 --> 00:41:57,832 We could go out tonight, or do something. l'd like to. 508 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,290 So would l. But l'm a little tired. 509 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:02,874 l went to the demonstration. 510 00:42:04,750 --> 00:42:08,040 With cops and clubs and everything? 511 00:42:08,875 --> 00:42:10,540 You know Marie? 512 00:42:11,541 --> 00:42:13,040 She got hit. 513 00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:14,999 They're terrible! 514 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:17,832 Her father is suing the police. 515 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,582 Don't cut us off, miss! 516 00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:25,082 l can't hear you, Christine. 517 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:28,374 Something's wrong with this line. 518 00:42:45,708 --> 00:42:49,874 Don't you put that dirty paper on my windshield ! 519 00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:54,290 These pieces of paper are not clean. 520 00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:56,207 lt is not acceptable. 521 00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:12,124 "6:55, they close the post office. 522 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:14,540 "6:58, the subject has not reappeared. 523 00:43:14,708 --> 00:43:16,540 "7:04, operation suspended." 524 00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:18,165 According to this, 525 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:21,915 the subject spent the night in the post office! 526 00:43:22,291 --> 00:43:23,790 You must be kidding ! 527 00:43:23,916 --> 00:43:26,957 l lost him. 528 00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:30,040 The magician made himself disappear! 529 00:43:31,416 --> 00:43:34,457 What kind of club does he work at? 530 00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:37,374 Kind of an arty place, 531 00:43:37,541 --> 00:43:41,249 with candles on the tables and Vivaldi in the toilets. 532 00:43:41,416 --> 00:43:44,332 What statue are you referring to? 533 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:48,082 He makes all his appointments at a statue of Joan of Arc. 534 00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:49,749 An equestrian statue? 535 00:43:51,666 --> 00:43:53,040 Mr Tabard is here. 536 00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:54,374 Show him in. 537 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:57,624 l'm sure the magician spotted you. 538 00:43:57,708 --> 00:43:59,832 l'll have to put someone else on it 539 00:43:59,916 --> 00:44:03,082 l don't know what to do with you. You're certainly willing, 540 00:44:03,625 --> 00:44:05,249 but you discourage me. 541 00:44:05,625 --> 00:44:07,457 You can leave now. 542 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:25,749 l may as well be frank. 543 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:28,749 l have no special reason for coming. 544 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:33,832 People don't usually come here out of curiosity. 545 00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:39,707 Are you married? 546 00:44:41,166 --> 00:44:42,749 Yes, very happily. 547 00:44:42,833 --> 00:44:45,832 To a superior woman. 548 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,999 No problem there. 549 00:44:50,583 --> 00:44:52,332 l'm in good health. 550 00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:55,582 Delighted to hear it. 551 00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:57,040 Your profession? 552 00:44:57,208 --> 00:45:00,749 Oh, the store is doing fine. We double our profits every year. 553 00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:03,832 What store? 554 00:45:05,625 --> 00:45:07,957 My shoe store. 555 00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:11,249 Shoes for men, women and children. 556 00:45:11,416 --> 00:45:12,874 Especially children. 557 00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:14,707 Everybody needs shoes, right? 558 00:45:16,291 --> 00:45:19,499 And with traffic jams, more people are walking. 559 00:45:20,791 --> 00:45:22,749 Then you're a happy man, 560 00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:24,790 with no cares, no enemies. 561 00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:27,499 Not without enemies. 562 00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:31,957 Ever since my childhood, in college and in the army, 563 00:45:32,041 --> 00:45:34,082 people have been jealous of me. 564 00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:36,374 Not that it keeps me awake. 565 00:45:36,541 --> 00:45:40,124 And l have one failing. . . 566 00:45:40,958 --> 00:45:41,957 l'm frank! 567 00:45:43,291 --> 00:45:45,290 l see what you mean. 568 00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:49,124 But l don't understand why you're here. 569 00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:51,874 What do you want from me? 570 00:45:55,375 --> 00:45:57,957 Well, nobody loves me, and l want to know why. 571 00:45:59,041 --> 00:46:00,999 l know what you'll say. 572 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:03,040 l should see an analyst. 573 00:46:03,916 --> 00:46:06,082 lt's not that l can't afford one. 574 00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:09,707 But l can't waste time telling my life story on a couch ! 575 00:46:09,791 --> 00:46:11,249 l'm not a mamma's boy! 576 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,332 And my store keeps me busy. 577 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:15,790 A shoe salesman's work is never done! 578 00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:22,582 lf you feel everyone hates you, it may be 579 00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:24,790 that you look down on people. 580 00:46:24,958 --> 00:46:26,915 Oh, no! Certainly not! 581 00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:30,707 Anyone can buy shoes at Tabard's. 582 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:35,290 Jewish women, Arabs, 583 00:46:36,791 --> 00:46:39,207 even Chinese women. . . 584 00:46:39,708 --> 00:46:44,874 As long as they wear high heels, of course. 585 00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:50,082 l feel that l'm despised. 586 00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:54,415 But l don't know by whom. 587 00:46:56,541 --> 00:46:58,915 l can sense it all around me. 588 00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:03,374 ln restaurants, at the movies, at prize fights. 589 00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:05,957 My concierge, for instance, 590 00:47:06,041 --> 00:47:08,374 when l speak to her, she shrugs. 591 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,415 And my wife laughs all the time, except when l tell a joke. 592 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:16,790 And my salesgirls. . . 593 00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:19,832 They're the worst. 594 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,832 Whenever l comment on their work, 595 00:47:24,458 --> 00:47:25,957 they talk back, 596 00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:29,332 they argue. 597 00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:31,957 Do you have any friends? 598 00:47:32,541 --> 00:47:34,290 Not one. 599 00:47:34,708 --> 00:47:36,249 Luckily, l don't need any. 600 00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:37,915 lf l did, l couldn't make any. 601 00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:39,957 How many salesgirls do you have? 602 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,582 Four, plus the cashier. 603 00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:48,749 We could start our investigation in your store. 604 00:47:50,041 --> 00:47:51,415 l could install a periscope. 605 00:47:53,458 --> 00:47:55,415 l'll show you. 606 00:47:55,958 --> 00:47:57,290 Send Doinel in. 607 00:47:57,541 --> 00:48:01,082 Right away, sir. Antoine, Mr Blady calls for you. 608 00:48:03,416 --> 00:48:05,499 He said right away. 609 00:48:05,958 --> 00:48:07,457 This isn't my day! 610 00:48:07,625 --> 00:48:11,957 You know what my father said when l left home? 611 00:48:12,041 --> 00:48:14,457 "Be respectful to your boss!" 612 00:48:18,041 --> 00:48:19,624 Here's our periscope. 613 00:48:21,125 --> 00:48:23,415 Mr Tabard, let me introduce you to Antoine Doinel. 614 00:48:29,208 --> 00:48:31,040 You can leave us now, Doinel. 615 00:48:34,666 --> 00:48:35,957 He's young. 616 00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:38,915 Yes. But brilliant. 617 00:48:41,541 --> 00:48:44,040 Send him in on Monday. l'll hire him. 618 00:48:44,208 --> 00:48:46,415 Oh, no! That wouldn't work. 619 00:48:46,791 --> 00:48:50,040 No one must suspect you know each other. 620 00:48:51,083 --> 00:48:53,707 Place an ad, "Stock boy wanted." 621 00:48:53,916 --> 00:48:55,624 You eliminate the others and you hire him. 622 00:48:56,208 --> 00:48:57,624 You have everything you need? 623 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,999 Start when l say go. 624 00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:06,624 One, two, three, go. 625 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:40,749 Show me your packages. 626 00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:43,665 This one's fine. 627 00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:45,832 We'll hire him. 628 00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:12,499 How's everything? 629 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:16,165 Fine. l'm working in a shoe store. 630 00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:19,207 l'm fine, too. You know my TV scripts? 631 00:50:19,375 --> 00:50:21,624 l took them to the head men. 632 00:50:21,791 --> 00:50:23,957 They liked them. They're interested. 633 00:50:24,041 --> 00:50:26,165 l'm sure they'll take them. 634 00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:28,999 So l'm fine. 635 00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:48,749 ls there a restaurant around here? 636 00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:50,749 Eat with us. 637 00:50:51,958 --> 00:50:53,540 ls there something planned? 638 00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:56,457 Usually we all bring something. 639 00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:58,332 l don't want to bother you. 640 00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:00,624 We'll manage. 641 00:51:01,791 --> 00:51:03,749 Help me set the table. 642 00:51:08,958 --> 00:51:11,957 Say, the boss, Mr Tabard, 643 00:51:12,875 --> 00:51:14,499 l like him. 644 00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:16,707 You don't know him ! He's a dinosaur! 645 00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:24,874 You're not going till you find those Louis xv shoes. 646 00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:28,540 They never arrived. They're not on my slips. 647 00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:31,749 Didn't you learn anything in school? 648 00:51:32,541 --> 00:51:35,707 The factory confirms they fixed the shanks and returned them. 649 00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:37,624 You signed the receipt. 650 00:51:37,791 --> 00:51:41,499 l signed lots of papers today. l don't know where they are. 651 00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:44,582 The customer paid for those shoes! 652 00:51:45,791 --> 00:51:48,540 l've looked in all the unmarked boxes. 653 00:51:48,708 --> 00:51:51,707 Well, they're in the wrong box. 654 00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:56,249 Fan all the stacks till you find them. 655 00:51:56,416 --> 00:51:59,207 l want those shoes first thing tomorrow! 656 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:36,124 You shouldn't be here. 657 00:53:36,291 --> 00:53:39,207 The store is closed. lf all the customers did that. . . 658 00:53:39,375 --> 00:53:43,457 They'd all be Fabienne Tabard. 659 00:53:43,541 --> 00:53:44,999 l'm the boss's wife. 660 00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:46,582 Oh, l apologise. 661 00:53:47,791 --> 00:53:50,957 lt's all right. You only do your job. 662 00:53:51,208 --> 00:53:52,374 You're the new boy? 663 00:54:00,041 --> 00:54:01,665 What do you think of these? 664 00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:05,790 Too shiny for the dress. You're right. 665 00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:13,124 Go get me a pair like these with black satin toes. Size 4.5. 666 00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:14,582 Understood? 667 00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:38,207 Mr Tabard is impatient, as usual. 668 00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:42,790 Will you answer it? 669 00:54:51,166 --> 00:54:53,832 l don't understand. 670 00:54:58,208 --> 00:55:00,499 lt's in English. 671 00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:26,874 Would you mind taking this up to the apartment? 672 00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:32,790 Do you know how to lock up? 673 00:55:34,333 --> 00:55:36,332 You work awfully late. 674 00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:54,124 On the Cinderella case. . . 675 00:55:54,666 --> 00:55:57,457 The employees call Mr Tabard "the dinosaur". 676 00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:00,374 l met Mrs Tabard. 677 00:56:00,541 --> 00:56:03,374 Her voice is enchanting, and she speaks English. 678 00:56:03,458 --> 00:56:05,040 Describe her. 679 00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:07,207 She's superb! 680 00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:09,999 A little vague and very gentle. 681 00:56:10,458 --> 00:56:14,165 She has an adorable turned-up nose. 682 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,540 Her size? 683 00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:16,999 Slender. 684 00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:18,874 I mean, how tall is she? 685 00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:22,165 5'5" without heels. 686 00:56:22,333 --> 00:56:23,790 What shape face? 687 00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:26,249 A pure oval, 688 00:56:26,416 --> 00:56:28,540 slightly triangular. 689 00:56:28,708 --> 00:56:30,165 Luminous skin, 690 00:56:30,333 --> 00:56:31,582 lit up from within. 691 00:56:31,750 --> 00:56:34,290 We want a report, not a declaration of love! 692 00:57:56,666 --> 00:57:59,874 What do you mean, hounding me at the store? 693 00:58:00,291 --> 00:58:02,749 Well, you never call, and you're never home. 694 00:58:02,916 --> 00:58:04,832 My parents were worried about you. 695 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,665 Tell them hello for me. 696 00:58:09,083 --> 00:58:11,415 There's no reason to be so nasty. 697 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:13,457 No reason, huh? 698 00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:15,624 lf l did anything, just tell me. 699 00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:17,749 Oh, nothing at all ! 700 00:58:17,916 --> 00:58:19,582 l thought l was your friend. 701 00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:23,040 You can keep your friendship! 702 00:58:23,208 --> 00:58:24,665 So we're back to last year. 703 00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:27,832 No! Much farther back. And whose fault is it? 704 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,582 Not mine! l can't remember all your letters, 705 00:58:31,666 --> 00:58:33,582 but you once wrote. . . 706 00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:38,540 "Now l know l feel nothing but friendship for you." 707 00:58:38,708 --> 00:58:41,874 - Did you write that, or not? - That's what l thought then. 708 00:58:42,041 --> 00:58:44,915 But love and friendship call for admiration. 709 00:58:45,083 --> 00:58:47,124 Well, l don't admire you ! 710 00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:50,124 Even when l thought l loved you, l didn't admire you. 711 00:58:50,375 --> 00:58:52,457 - lt's true. - Goodbye then. 712 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:05,790 And look at this poor dear Mr Tabard. 713 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,707 l don't want to go alone. 714 00:59:08,875 --> 00:59:11,040 Get Antoine to take you. 715 00:59:11,333 --> 00:59:13,749 l wouldn't mind. l've got a real crush on him. 716 00:59:13,958 --> 00:59:16,540 But he's crazy about Mrs Tabard ! 717 00:59:18,958 --> 00:59:22,082 The other day, Sylvie called her "Mrs Dinosaur." 718 00:59:22,166 --> 00:59:26,207 Antoine was furious! He said, "She's an exceptional woman !" 719 00:59:26,791 --> 00:59:29,874 Then he said, "She is not a woman. She's an apparition !" 720 00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:33,999 Haven't you noticed? 721 00:59:34,416 --> 00:59:37,124 When she appears, he turns white as a sheet. 722 01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:20,082 No, not that stack. Look in the green boxes on top. 723 01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:22,124 They're empty. 724 01:01:22,291 --> 01:01:24,249 Higher. 725 01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:33,040 Do l have tomorrow off? 726 01:01:33,666 --> 01:01:35,082 No. 727 01:01:35,166 --> 01:01:36,499 Do l leave early today? 728 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:37,582 No. 729 01:01:37,666 --> 01:01:38,874 Do you want to hear a story? 730 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:41,165 No. 731 01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:44,832 The one about the moron who said no. . . Well, it's you ! 732 01:01:50,166 --> 01:01:51,707 Come with me. 733 01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:55,624 lt's like that all the time. 734 01:01:55,916 --> 01:01:58,040 How's your investigation going? 735 01:01:58,125 --> 01:02:00,665 l can't say. l make my report every night. 736 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:03,624 Mr Blady analyses them. lf you want more details. . . 737 01:02:15,541 --> 01:02:19,040 Who gives the biggest cheques to the Shoe Defence Fund? 738 01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:20,665 Yours truly. 739 01:02:21,458 --> 01:02:24,540 You're late, Georges. Everything's cold. 740 01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:28,165 lt doesn't matter. l'll just have some cheese. 741 01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:31,082 The girls get the boxes mixed up. 742 01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:36,207 l'll give the accounts to Antoine. 743 01:02:36,416 --> 01:02:39,207 - Have you had lunch? - Yes. Downstairs. 744 01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:41,374 With the girls? 745 01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:44,332 There's one book missing. Sit down. 746 01:02:44,791 --> 01:02:46,749 l'll give it to you later. 747 01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,582 Do you like cheese? 748 01:03:00,875 --> 01:03:03,249 This one's perfect. lt stinks beautifully! 749 01:03:04,166 --> 01:03:06,040 l'd rather have a yogurt. 750 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:19,582 Dick and Janet called. l told them to call the store. 751 01:03:21,166 --> 01:03:24,749 They're taking their first French lesson. 752 01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:28,374 Do you speak English? 753 01:03:29,958 --> 01:03:32,582 l'm studying with records, but it's not very easy. 754 01:03:34,333 --> 01:03:36,082 Records are a joke! 755 01:03:36,750 --> 01:03:39,665 You can only learn English in bed, 756 01:03:39,958 --> 01:03:41,707 with an English girl. 757 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:44,082 lt's time you got started. 758 01:03:45,333 --> 01:03:47,207 l learned with an Australian. 759 01:03:48,166 --> 01:03:50,749 Her husband was a house painter. 760 01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:54,207 Like Hitler. 761 01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:58,207 Don't ever say that! 762 01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:00,624 lt's slander. 763 01:04:01,666 --> 01:04:03,874 Hitler was a landscape painter. 764 01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:19,790 What am l doing? 765 01:04:20,333 --> 01:04:24,249 The one l need is in the car. Wait for me, Antoine. 766 01:04:25,541 --> 01:04:27,374 l'll do it. 767 01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:36,749 Are you coming? 768 01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:05,457 - Do you like music? - Yes, sir. 769 01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:35,790 What's wrong, Antoine? 770 01:06:38,416 --> 01:06:40,665 l'm sick! 771 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:47,499 - Where are you going, Antoine? - l'm going home. 772 01:06:57,791 --> 01:07:00,207 Where's the new boy, Antoine? 773 01:07:00,291 --> 01:07:02,624 He went home, sick. 774 01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:14,082 May l see the book, please? 775 01:07:17,125 --> 01:07:19,290 No, the personnel record. 776 01:07:51,541 --> 01:07:54,207 Give me a word to use in place of "say." 777 01:07:54,291 --> 01:07:57,582 l've used it 1 0 times already. 778 01:07:57,750 --> 01:08:01,582 Confide, state, relate, affirm. . . 779 01:08:02,166 --> 01:08:03,832 You sure know a lot. 780 01:08:03,916 --> 01:08:06,082 But l'll stick to "say." 781 01:08:11,166 --> 01:08:13,957 Mrs Tabard really keeps me on the run. 782 01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:17,207 But l've got a clue. 783 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:18,624 She has a lover. 784 01:08:18,708 --> 01:08:21,124 She does not! She's above all that! 785 01:08:21,291 --> 01:08:25,082 l saw her buying three ties at Cardin's. Tabard doesn't wear them. 786 01:08:25,291 --> 01:08:27,582 That's right. He wears bow ties. 787 01:08:28,375 --> 01:08:32,124 l'm going to ask Mr Blady to put me on another case! 788 01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:40,624 l must talk to you. 789 01:08:40,791 --> 01:08:44,957 Not now. Mr Albani is here. 790 01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:48,374 Can't you wait five minutes? 791 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:50,582 No, it's urgent! 792 01:08:52,208 --> 01:08:54,582 l'll see you in a little while. 793 01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:05,999 So, everything's fine? 794 01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:09,999 We've been lucky in your case. We aren't always. 795 01:09:10,625 --> 01:09:13,374 We shadowed your friend, 796 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:15,582 the magician, 797 01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:18,999 Robert Espannet, 35. 798 01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:25,540 He's been doing his act at the Golden Horse since last September. 799 01:09:27,583 --> 01:09:30,832 His address is 42 rue de la République. 800 01:09:35,541 --> 01:09:38,207 He moved because his wife was pregnant. 801 01:09:38,583 --> 01:09:39,832 His wife? 802 01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:43,624 He was married on November 1 2th. 803 01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:46,707 You must be mistaken ! 804 01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:51,290 No. The marriage contract was drawn up by Lebaudet. 805 01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:56,374 You're a dirty liar! 806 01:09:56,791 --> 01:09:58,790 Give me that! 807 01:10:22,208 --> 01:10:24,249 Go get the dentist upstairs! 808 01:10:33,041 --> 01:10:35,374 There's a crazy guy in our office! 809 01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:55,540 Take him home. 810 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:58,999 No, l can't face it. He left all his things there! 811 01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:00,874 You have to go somewhere. 812 01:11:00,958 --> 01:11:02,790 l'll go to a hotel. 813 01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:05,290 Put him in a cab and take him home. 814 01:11:05,458 --> 01:11:07,999 You must be real proud of yourself. 815 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:11,749 l hope he paid in advance. 816 01:11:44,625 --> 01:11:47,457 One of my teachers once explained the difference 817 01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:49,332 between tact and politeness. 818 01:11:49,541 --> 01:11:52,540 A man opens a bathroom door by mistake 819 01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:54,707 and sees a naked lady. 820 01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:57,124 He steps back and says, 821 01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:59,915 "Excuse me, madam." That's politeness. 822 01:12:00,083 --> 01:12:04,332 The same man finds the same naked lady and says, 823 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:07,207 "Excuse me, sir." That's tact! 824 01:12:07,375 --> 01:12:10,790 l know why you ran away, Antoine. Until tomorrow. 825 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,374 "For the past hour, 826 01:12:22,166 --> 01:12:24,540 "l've been looking at the ties, 827 01:12:25,833 --> 01:12:28,040 "which l would never dare to wear. 828 01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:37,415 "This is a farewell letter. 829 01:12:38,291 --> 01:12:41,374 "You are generous, and l don't deserve your generosity. 830 01:12:41,541 --> 01:12:45,165 "You will never see me again. l'm quitting my job. 831 01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:49,457 "l'm an impostor of the worst kind. 832 01:12:49,875 --> 01:12:52,999 "l dreamed that a feeling might exist between us. 833 01:12:53,166 --> 01:12:56,249 "But that is as impossible as Felix's love 834 01:12:56,666 --> 01:12:58,332 "for Madame de Mortsauf. 835 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,040 "Farewell." 836 01:13:03,541 --> 01:13:06,124 Pneumatic. 837 01:14:36,291 --> 01:14:37,499 l woke you up. 838 01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:44,165 l was awakened very early, too, by your letter. 839 01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:47,790 But it doesn't matter. 840 01:14:47,875 --> 01:14:52,457 lt's a pleasure to wake up and read something lovely. 841 01:14:54,166 --> 01:14:57,082 l sat down to answer it. 842 01:14:58,041 --> 01:14:59,790 But l realised 843 01:15:01,166 --> 01:15:03,874 that l had to come here right away, myself. 844 01:15:09,083 --> 01:15:10,415 I've read The Lily of the Valley. 845 01:15:11,791 --> 01:15:14,332 l'm like you. l think it's beautiful. 846 01:15:20,416 --> 01:15:22,707 But you forgot one thing. 847 01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:29,499 Although Madame de Mortsauf loved Felix, 848 01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:32,707 it is not a beautiful love story. 849 01:15:34,250 --> 01:15:38,332 lt's terribly sad, for she died 850 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:42,540 because she couldn't share her love with him. 851 01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:51,332 Besides, l'm not an apparition. l'm a woman, 852 01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:54,499 which is the opposite. 853 01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:57,915 For example, this morning before l came, 854 01:15:58,791 --> 01:16:00,415 l put some make-up on, 855 01:16:00,583 --> 01:16:02,624 l powdered my nose, 856 01:16:05,375 --> 01:16:06,582 l made up my eyes. 857 01:16:10,833 --> 01:16:12,999 And as l came across Paris, l noticed 858 01:16:13,166 --> 01:16:15,082 that all the women had done the same thing. 859 01:16:15,375 --> 01:16:18,040 For their pleasure, or that of others. 860 01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:21,374 You say that l'm exceptional. 861 01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:24,499 lt's true. l am exceptional. 862 01:16:24,666 --> 01:16:28,165 Every woman is exceptional in turn. 863 01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:30,540 You, over there, 864 01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:32,624 you're exceptional, too. 865 01:16:33,083 --> 01:16:36,040 Your fingerprints are unique. 866 01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:37,665 You are unique. 867 01:16:38,291 --> 01:16:41,915 We're both unique and irreplaceable. 868 01:16:43,958 --> 01:16:45,874 Before he died, 869 01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:48,749 my father beckoned to the doctor 870 01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:51,249 and said, 871 01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:55,207 "People are wonderful !" 872 01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:57,290 Then he died. 873 01:17:02,083 --> 01:17:03,249 You don't need to talk. 874 01:17:03,333 --> 01:17:05,790 But l wish you'd look at me. 875 01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:12,540 You wrote me yesterday. And the answer is. . . 876 01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:15,290 Me. 877 01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:21,999 l propose 878 01:17:22,583 --> 01:17:23,957 a contract 879 01:17:25,666 --> 01:17:28,249 which is fair to both of us. 880 01:17:30,458 --> 01:17:33,540 Since we both like what is exceptional, 881 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,624 l'll come close to you, 882 01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:40,874 now. 883 01:17:41,625 --> 01:17:44,415 We'll spend a few hours together, 884 01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:50,374 and then, whatever happens, we'll never meet again. 885 01:17:51,666 --> 01:17:52,999 Do you agree? 886 01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:01,374 l'll take the key out of the lock. 887 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:16,707 ln the stories we both like, the lady throws the key out the window. 888 01:18:17,791 --> 01:18:20,415 But this vase will do very well. 889 01:19:06,583 --> 01:19:10,540 Surprise! This morning, Mrs Tabard, who never gets up before 1 1 :00, 890 01:19:10,708 --> 01:19:13,124 went out at 8: 1 5. 891 01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:16,374 l followed her to 1 8 Square d'Anvers, 892 01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:19,624 where she stayed an hour and a half. 893 01:19:19,875 --> 01:19:21,457 Then she went home. 894 01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:24,124 Whose apartment did she go to? 895 01:19:24,291 --> 01:19:27,249 l don't know. There are a lot of apartments. 896 01:19:27,416 --> 01:19:30,790 The concierge wasn't there, but l'll go back. 897 01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:34,832 l know where she was. 898 01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:44,249 l have to see you alone. 899 01:19:46,250 --> 01:19:47,790 Leave me with him. 900 01:19:57,208 --> 01:20:00,415 l hate to bother you. 901 01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:02,457 l'm the high school principal. 902 01:20:04,666 --> 01:20:11,624 l need some information about one of your teachers, Miss Dupuis. 903 01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:16,707 Oh, nothing important, 904 01:20:16,875 --> 01:20:21,707 just some details about her life, her morals. 905 01:20:26,375 --> 01:20:28,249 l'm on a new case. 906 01:20:30,416 --> 01:20:34,165 What am l going to tell Mr Tabard? That he paid 2,000 francs for that? 907 01:20:34,416 --> 01:20:36,207 ls it real hair? 908 01:20:39,458 --> 01:20:41,082 Not bad, huh? 909 01:20:43,875 --> 01:20:45,124 What's happening? 910 01:20:46,958 --> 01:20:48,874 l'll call Mr Blady. 911 01:21:04,750 --> 01:21:07,332 Hang up. Mr Henri is dead. 912 01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:09,165 For a little more, l'll strip. 913 01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:13,332 Here. But keep your clothes on. 914 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:15,665 You can stay longer then. 915 01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:17,457 l don't want to. 916 01:22:41,083 --> 01:22:42,124 That jerk! 917 01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:43,415 Put your brakes on ! 918 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,332 What are you doing now? 919 01:22:48,875 --> 01:22:51,457 l'm a TV repair man. 920 01:22:54,416 --> 01:22:56,165 No, no. . . lt was my fault. 921 01:22:59,416 --> 01:23:01,540 l can think of better ways to find you. 922 01:23:01,625 --> 01:23:03,207 But no harm done. 923 01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:24,540 Have a nice weekend. 924 01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:27,957 - Don't you want to come with us? - No, l have to study. 925 01:23:28,125 --> 01:23:29,249 You're too serious. 926 01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:30,915 You can always call Lucienne. 927 01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:33,040 l won't be lonesome. l'll watch TV. 928 01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:37,207 Don't stay inside all weekend. 929 01:24:03,416 --> 01:24:05,665 SOS 9999? 930 01:24:06,666 --> 01:24:10,540 Could you come to 44 Ave Édouard Vaillant? 931 01:24:11,208 --> 01:24:13,415 The TV doesn't work at all. 932 01:24:42,208 --> 01:24:46,124 breakdown service 933 01:25:15,041 --> 01:25:16,999 Oh, it's a Serene Voice! 934 01:25:22,166 --> 01:25:24,415 Who took this out? 935 01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:26,874 That's funny. lt's like in a cab. 936 01:25:27,041 --> 01:25:29,582 Please! Let me work in peace! 937 01:26:39,791 --> 01:26:41,707 That's not the way to do it! 938 01:26:42,125 --> 01:26:44,124 l'll teach you something, 939 01:26:44,208 --> 01:26:46,374 how to butter it without breaking it. 940 01:26:46,541 --> 01:26:49,207 You take two pieces, like this. 941 01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:52,082 You spread the butter, 942 01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:55,749 and the top one will never break. 943 01:26:57,458 --> 01:26:59,624 l'll teach you everything l know. 944 01:26:59,791 --> 01:27:02,332 And you'll teach me what you know. 945 01:27:08,916 --> 01:27:10,957 lt's not very important. 946 01:27:11,208 --> 01:27:12,707 Yes, it is, 947 01:27:13,791 --> 01:27:16,499 but l'd rather write it down. 948 01:27:17,708 --> 01:27:19,540 Have you got a pencil? 949 01:28:48,750 --> 01:28:51,957 l forgot my handkerchief. Will you lend me yours? 950 01:28:52,125 --> 01:28:53,540 All l've got is Kleenex. 951 01:28:53,708 --> 01:28:55,207 No thanks. l never use paper! 952 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:00,582 Don't look now. . . There's a strange guy. 953 01:29:01,208 --> 01:29:03,665 l think he's been following me. 954 01:29:03,833 --> 01:29:05,082 l don't know who he is. 955 01:29:05,166 --> 01:29:08,124 - Who is he? - l don't know. Here he comes. 956 01:29:19,083 --> 01:29:21,415 l know l'm not unknown to you. 957 01:29:21,875 --> 01:29:24,374 For a long time, l watched you in secret. 958 01:29:25,041 --> 01:29:27,207 But now l've stopped hiding. 959 01:29:28,041 --> 01:29:30,290 l know that the time has come. 960 01:29:32,958 --> 01:29:35,874 Before you, l'd never been in love. 961 01:29:36,041 --> 01:29:38,040 l hate the temporary. 962 01:29:38,250 --> 01:29:39,832 l know all about life. 963 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,707 l know that everyone betrays everyone. 964 01:29:43,583 --> 01:29:45,624 But you and l will be different. 965 01:29:45,708 --> 01:29:48,874 We'll never leave each other, not for a single hour. 966 01:29:50,708 --> 01:29:53,499 l have no work. l have no obligations in life. 967 01:29:54,583 --> 01:29:56,832 You will be my sole preoccupation. 968 01:29:57,916 --> 01:29:59,290 l understand. 969 01:29:59,458 --> 01:30:01,874 l realise this is all too sudden 970 01:30:02,041 --> 01:30:05,832 for you to say yes at once, that you must first separate 971 01:30:06,291 --> 01:30:08,999 from some temporary people. 972 01:30:10,541 --> 01:30:12,290 l am definitive. 973 01:30:18,833 --> 01:30:20,457 l am very happy. 974 01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:26,790 The man's really mad ! 975 01:30:28,625 --> 01:30:30,290 He must be. 976 01:31:14,625 --> 01:31:17,582 THE END