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Okay, people, conference table.

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Just take a minute.

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Hey, Jeff, check it out. My 20 -year
quest to complete my Planet of the Apes

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collection is over.

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No, I don't get that movie. Those female
apes, are they supposed to be sexy or

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something? I don't think so.

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Are you sure?

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We gotta get you a woman.

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Couple of quick things.

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It's fashion week.

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Lena, I'm sure you're looking forward to
all the big parties.

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I resent that implication.

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You flatline at a couple of runway shows
and suddenly you're a party animal.

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Next item.

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Vicki had an interesting idea. You're
all going to evaluate me so that I can

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a better boss.

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Oh, yeah. I read a great article about
this in Business Week.

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All the captains of industry are doing
it. Kirk, kangaroo, crunch.

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Although technically crunch is a cap.

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I want you to be brutally honest.

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Don't worry, because the evaluations are
anonymous.

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And one more thing, show of hands, has
anyone here ever been even the

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slightest bit turned on by a movie ape?

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A little bit.

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Well, I've read your evaluations and
you've made it quite clear where I need

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improve.

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Elliot, uh... They were supposed to be
anonymous, but you signed yours. Well,

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Jack, some people feel the need to hide
under the blanket of anonymity, but I,

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for one, am not afraid to stand by my
words.

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So you really think I'm a perfectionist
who works too hard because I care too

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much? Damn it, Jack, I do.

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And Maya feels that I'm a saint who
smothers his employees with too much

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love.

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Sorry. Sounds a lot harsher when it's
read aloud.

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Forgive me, Jack. I was brutal.

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My rugged good looks distract you from
your job.

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It's like staring at the sun.

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Point taken. No more rugby shirts on
casual Fridays.

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And Dennis, you just wrote, Dude, you
rock.

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a minute. Did everyone sign this?

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Uh, no, not everyone.

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Uh, one anonymous person thinks I can be
controlling and manipulative, which

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can stifle creativity.

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Who do you think wrote that?

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Vicki?

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I thought he wanted honesty. Now,
honesty is one of those things people

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they want, but don't.

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Like education or children.

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Okay, well, I better go if you want to
make the Versace show.

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Oh, hey, it's a beautiful day. You want
to walk? Oh, I hate walking. It's so

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pedestrian.

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Nina, it'll only take like ten minutes.

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God gave us feet for three reasons. To
be massaged, pedicured, and tied to the

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other end of the bed.

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You're walking. It'll be good for you.

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I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean to distract you.

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I just thought that street juggler was
amazing.

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A little tip?

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Never yell, look, he's got six balls, to
a woman who's about to step off a curb.

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I feel completely responsible.

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Maybe you should let him stay for a few
days, because with Simon on tour, you're

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going to need some help.

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Well, true, with Irma gone, I could use
an extra hand.

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Oh, you lost your housekeeper?

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Well, there was a little theft problem.
She caught me going through her purse.

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So, how can I help? Well, actually, I
did jot down a few things you could do.

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Nina, I'm not going to take the GED for
you.

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Well, at the very least, you have to go
to the Soho Grand and go to that party

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for Stella McCartney's spring line.

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I don't know. I'm no fun at those
things. Look, you don't have to be the

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the party. You don't have to be
entertaining or charming or remotely

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interesting. Just be yourself.

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Hello, Vicki.

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Hello, Jack.

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Oh, excuse me. By saying hello, I didn't
mean to manipulate you into saying

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hello back.

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I mean, maybe you wanted to say hey or
top of the morning or hot chowder. Ouch!

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Don't let me start with your creativity.

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Hey, Jack.

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Got all the lint off your sweater.

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Well, put it back.

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Listen, slutty McFurley sleeves.

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You poked a bear. Now go give him some
honey.

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And save a little bit for me.

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Can I come in?

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Sure.

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Unless you find me too pushy and
bloated.

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I never said bloated. It was implied.

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Oh, come on, Jack.

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You're never going to be a better boss
if everyone's afraid to be honest with

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you. I don't know.

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Beer's always been a big winner for me.

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These are the people that are closest to
you. Don't you want to know what they

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really think?

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I guess so, but I don't think they're
lying as much as you think they are.

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Jack, I put all the lint back on your
sweater. You're right, it looks much

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better now.

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Good call.

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Hey there.

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Where the hell have you been?

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I thought you were only going to that
party for an hour.

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Well, I was.

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But then I took your advice, and guess
what? I had a really great time. I mean,

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a really great time!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure you had a
Maya great time.

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Well, actually, it was a Nina great
time.

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I was dancing and drinking like a fish.
Oh, two daiquiris?

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No, I couldn't finish the second one,
but I did eat the pineapple.

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And then I started doing adorable things
with this tiny sword.

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Hi -ya, hi -ya, hi -ya, hi -ya. Okay,
just put the tiny sword away. I get it.

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You had a great time.

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Now, let's focus on me.

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Hello?

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Stella!

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Hi. Oh, listen, I'm so sorry. I couldn't
make your party. I know you were

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counting on me.

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Who?

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Yeah, she's right here.

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Stella, hi.

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No way.

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No way.

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No way.

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I am so there.

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I've been invited to the after party.
They are in a limo downstairs waiting

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me.

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You're going out already? Yeah, I'll be
smoothing.

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And bruises. The men are be perusing.
Wait, wait, wait. You just got home. I

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mean, we haven't even had a chance.

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In

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the

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past, I know you've been afraid to tell
me the truth, but that ends now. Pull no

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punches. How am I as a boss?

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All right.

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You can be gruff.

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That's right, I can.

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You could be self -centered. Accentured.
Excellent.

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Dismissive. A little immature.

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You belittle me.

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Thank you. I try to make you happy, but
you give me nothing. You crush my

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spirit.

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All right, Sally, take a might off.

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Dennis?

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What? You're great.

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Oh, come on, Dennis.

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You of all people should have more
complaints than anybody.

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And yet I'm complaint -free.

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You're going to tell me you don't find
my constant demands annoying?

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No. No.

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Tell me I'm annoying.

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Jack, this is... Tell me what you really
think or Dr.

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Zayas gets it.

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Please don't hurt my monkey.

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Twist.

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Twist. No.

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All right, you're a selfish, spoiled
bastard.

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Excellent. Let it out.

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For the past ten years, you've been
treating me like garbage.

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Dennis, sleep in my car so no one steals
my CD player. Dennis, break into my

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house to see if the guard dogs are
alert.

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Okay, this has been constructed.

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Who gets strip -searched by customs when
you smuggle in your Cuban cigars?

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Right? Who gets behind the wheel when
you sideswipe someone in your Range

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after three vodka gimlets? Huh? I won't
drive again until I'm 60.

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Okie dokie. Yeah, you're a pampered,
lazy, spoiled son of a bitch who won't

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a fat finger to help anyone. And I hate
your vest.

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Yeah.

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Think Jack's still mad?

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It doesn't matter.

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You laid him out and he deserved it. You
started the revolution, baby. Power to

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the people.

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Hey, big guy.

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You're great, Erica. It really shows off
the vest.

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Dennis?

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Jack, your bagel's almost ready. That's
okay.

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I toasted my own.

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Actually, I just came over for some
coffee.

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I'll get it. No.

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I'll get it.

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You see, I realize that I have to be
less demanding of you and more self

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-reliant. Can I get you a cup of coffee?

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There you go.

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Jack, I am really impressed.

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Finch was straight with you and you were
trying to change.

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Actually, I'm trying to drive him
insane.

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What are you talking about?

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Dennis lives for this job.

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I'm going to remind him of that. So I'll
see you later. I'm going to go pick up

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my own dry cleaning.

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I've

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got

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to go. I'm going to be late for the
Armani dinner.

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Ooh, out two nights in a row. Hello, is
there a party girl in the room?

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Check it.

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I don't think you should go.

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Why? Because they're setting you up. Oh,
Maya, these people are vicious.

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They'll bring you to their party,
they'll fix you up with a handsome guy,

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then, when you least expect it, they'll
dump a bucket of pig blood on your head.

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That's the plot of Carrie.

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Why are you doing this? Why are you
trying to ruin this for me?

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Because...

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Oh, my God, you're jealous.

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Oh, Polly.

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You are.

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For years, you've been making fun of my
lame social life, and I'm finally out

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there in the spotlight, and you can't
take it.

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Now you're not only boring, you're
delusional. And late for a party. Excuse

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I've got to go.

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You're not walking out on me.

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it. Save your breath and don't wait up.

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Hello,

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old friend.

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Oh, damn it, it's a tic -tac.

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Hey, anything I can do for you, Jack?

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handle everything myself.

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You know what? You're missing a button
there. Let me take it.

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I got it. I got it. Jack, let me take
it.

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You got it.

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Don't do it myself.

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That's the way I got my own car washed
and I visited my own mother.

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Meemaw?

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To give her a sponge bath? No gloves.

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It is such Such a joy to do things for
myself.

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Come on, Jack. Obviously Finch hurt your
feelings. So stop playing with his head

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and talk to him. No need. I've broken
him down. Now I'll offer him a menial

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and he'll jump for joy.

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This never happened.

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Jack's being so thoughtful and
considerate.

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What do you think he's doing?

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He's punishing me.

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He's taking away the very thing I live
for, serving him.

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He's an evil genius, like Dr.

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Frankenstein or Kitty Quick.

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And what are you going to do? Nothing.

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I'm going to let Jack take care of
himself until he begs me for help.

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Wait till Meemaw comes back all sweaty
from that jazzercise.

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Hey, I'm taking off for the day.

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Great. I'm just going to stay here and
clean off all these old golf shoes.

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Unless you'd care to help me.

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They've got the big divots and the
clumps like you like.

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Oh.

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No, I'm good. I might even be pressing
my own pants.

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The linen ones with the pleats?

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Maybe.

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I thought you were going to a basketball
game tonight.

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Well, I was, but now I'm going to have
to stay here doing all this work for

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myself. Got any suggestions?

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Yeah.

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I'll go to the basketball game.

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Fine.

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I hope I don't mess up the pleats, or
worse.

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Singe the fabric.

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Well, I hope the athletic men don't do
special things with the ball that you'll

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regret missing.

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Couldn't move. Couldn't reach my
medication.

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I think I blacked out.

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Oh, I feel terrible. I never would have
left you if I'd known... Wait a minute.

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If you've been there the whole night,
why is there fresh ice in that glass?

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Oh, kiss my ass, Nancy Drew.

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What is wrong with you?

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I came back here because I felt guilty
about our fight and then you pulled

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To hell with it. I'm out of here.

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Well, fine. You know what? Good
riddance.

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Don't go. I'm lonely.

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What?

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I said I'm bony.

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Wonderfully bony.

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I specifically heard lonely.

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Fine, fine. Okay.

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Simon's out of town and I'm stuck here.

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Well, I'd just like to not be the only
person here.

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But, Nina, you have a million friends.

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Sure, I know a million people I can go
out with, but they're not the kind of

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people I'd want to stay in with.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm your best friend.

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No.

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It's just that you're the only person I
can trust to heat up my soup.

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Like a best friend. Will you stop saying
that? It's just, you know, Vinny's

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gone, and, well, you and I have known
each other for a very long time, and

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there's just a certain level of comfort
that comes with... With being a best

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friend.

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I'm coming in for a hug. No, no, okay,
enough.

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Okay, best friend.

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You know what I'm going to do?

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I'm going to put on my jewel CD, make us
a pot of cinnamon hot cocoa, and we'll

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stay up all night pulling apart that
puzzle called men.

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That sounds great.

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Cocoa's in the pantry.

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You know what's great?

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You always come off so glib and shallow.

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But now I know deep down you're just as
scared and vulnerable as the rest of us.

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You don't have to be scared anymore.

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You've got me.

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Hey, do you have a Ouija board?

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How was your night?

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Great.

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I ironed three pairs of pants.

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a shirt and $500.

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How was the game?

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Great. Great. A tall guy shot the ball
from super far and they gave him an

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point.

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Who are you kidding? You can't even name
one basketball player.

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You can't name one brand of iron.

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Maypool. Tully Johnson.

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World Tag.

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Sammy Heitberg. Oh, stop.

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This is ridiculous and you've completely
misappointed this exercise and we're

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going to fix it right now.

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This is crazy.

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You're pretending you like ironing and
you're pretending you don't care about

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him. You guys have to stop playing games
and really talk to each other.

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Sunspot. Dribbles McPhee.

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You guys have a chance to really
connect, to really get to know each

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else go back to living in a pathetic
world of denial. Come on. What do you

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Dennis?

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Yes?

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I want a cup of coffee. I'm on it.

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You guys are just going to pretend like
nothing ever happened. But, Jack, I

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thought that you were... That you
were... What?

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You thought I was what?

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A brilliant man who looked great in a
vest.

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I appreciate your honesty.

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Jack, Meemaw, there's a situation.

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May I?

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Take the gloves.