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Where the hell is this damn elevator?
It's taking forever.

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Maybe we ought to look at this as an
opportunity.

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I mean, you and I are always so busy we
never get to really connect. What's

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going on with you, man? Where's Jack
Gallo at?

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Hey, guys.

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We've been waiting 20 minutes for the
elevator.

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And only 18 of that was foreplay.

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Hey, Rhonda, you remember Elliot?

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Sure.

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How's it going?

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Hi. Can't complain.

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Jack, I'd like you to meet a special
lady.

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Some.

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Oh, this is cheap money buckets.

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You look like a couple of handfuls of
fun.

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Why don't we pop some buttons off that
vest and watch the raft inflate?

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She seems lovely.

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I'll be right back with this, Mr. Gallo.

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Hey, listen, when you're finished here,
could you take another run at my office?

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Your first pass was pretty shoddy. I'll
get to it when I get to it.

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I don't get it. She worked so hard for
you, but she won't do a damn thing for

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me. Nina, do you know why I'm such a
wealthy, successful man?

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Because your grandparents exploited
immigrant labor in sweatshops and left

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blood money to you?

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Well, that gave me a boost in the
beginning.

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But since then, it all boiled down to my
ability to motivate people.

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Marjorie does a beautiful job cleaning
my office because I treat her with

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kindness.

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Thank you, Marjorie.

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Wow.

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Way to line a trash can.

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Thank you. And might I say that you're
an excellent duster.

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You should see the way I clean windows.

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Indeed I should, pretty lady.

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I'm going to go do your office right
now. Might I also add you have a

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ass.

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Hey, your new boyfriend's on his way up.
Oh, Adam is so great. We met at a self

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-fulfillment seminar.

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It's so great to be with someone who
gets you.

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Sounds like me and Rhonda. The way he
listens, the way he understands.

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The way she cuffs me, the way she
doesn't leave bruises.

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Hi. Great news.

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I got us tickets to the Albee play
tonight.

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Oh, I'm supposed to go out with a
friend.

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But I know you have abandonment issues
from your parents' divorce, and I'd hate

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to unearth those feelings.

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Oh, I appreciate your acknowledging
that, but go with your friend.

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Being an only child nurturing peer
relationships must be incredibly

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you. I feel so validated.

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Me too.

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Dude's such a loser.

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Yeah. Wouldn't it be great if somebody
hit him in the throat with a baseball

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and crushed his larynx?

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Dude, what's wrong with you?

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I don't know.

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I mean, you know, this thing with Maya,
it's complicated.

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You know, obviously we have the thing,
you know, our history from before, and

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then we slept together, you know, as
friends. I've got to tell you, when I

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her with this guy, it just kind of bugs
me.

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I guess I don't know what to feel.

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Yeah, I know what you're going through.

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Last night, Rhonda shaved my chest and
dressed me up like Gwen Stefani.

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You know what? Just forget it, man. No,
no, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. Listen.

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You guys had a plan.

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And obviously, Maya's moving forward, so
maybe you should too, you know? Yeah,

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you're right. What am I moping around
for?

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I'm Elliot DeMauro. You are, man.

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I'm Elliot DeMauro.

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Hey, baby.

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You got three seconds to grab a part of
me you never grabbed before.

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No, no, no.

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Healthy squeeze.

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Oh, mama mia.

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That was good.

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Hey, Jack's tanning. I have to flip him
over, honey. Put that cloth on.

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Hey, Rhonda. I know it might be none of
my business, but I got to ask you

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something. Yeah, it's pierced.

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No.

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Do you feel like your relationship with
Finch is healthy?

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That's a little personal. I mean, don't
you crave tenderness, understanding, a

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real emotional connection?

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You can get that from a man.

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Yes. Set the bar higher.

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Dennis should be treating you with
respect.

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You don't know what you're talking
about.

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Venice treats me with plenty of respect.

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Oh, there's my baby.

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Wait, you hear that?

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What? I don't hear anything.

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Yeah, that's the sound of nobody being
spanked. Oh, oh, oh, there it is again.

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Oh,

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Marjorie, you haven't been by my office
today.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Nina and I got to talking. You know, we
have a lot in common.

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So now your office gets done and mine
doesn't?

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Don't worry. I'll put in a good word for
you. She's kind of my girl now.

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Do you think you can just stroll in
here, fake a few pleasantries, and beat

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at my own game?

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I've been pretending to be nice since
before you were born.

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Dennis, I want you to find out
everything you can about a Marjorie

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The maid?

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Dude, you can invite her now.

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Stop it.

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Nina thinks she can out -charm me.

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Nobody out -charms me.

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What's that heart on your neck? Have you
been branded?

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Oh, no.

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No, Rhonda heated up a belt buckle, gave
me a little love burn.

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This woman, is she holding you against
your will?

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No, I like her.

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Gotcha.

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She's watching us, right?

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Blink three times if you want me to call
the authorities.

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Jack, no, it's not like that. We have a
safe word. Rhonda's never going to hurt

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me as long as I say applesauce.

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Oh, wait, apple juice.

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Oh, my God, apple cider? Oh, my God.

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Mm -hmm.

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Hey, baby.

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You want to make a finch omelet?

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You know what?

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Before we just jump right into bed, we
need to discuss our feelings.

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All right. Well, I'm feeling really
horny. Hey, I need you to take this

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seriously.

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Okay. I'm sorry.

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I'm feeling really horny.

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Don't get it.

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I'm talking about an emotional
connection here. I want us to take our

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relationship to a deeper level.

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Deeper level. You know, you sound like
you sound exactly like... Maya.

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She opens up my eyes. I have a right to
expect more from the men in my life. And

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until you are willing to fulfill me
emotionally, you cannot fulfill me

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physically.

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Well...

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In the meantime, can you fulfill me
physically?

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Don't rip your arms off. No.

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No, no, no. Apple fritter!

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Sam.

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Here you go. Background check on one
Marjorie Moynihan.

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Plays the recorder, loves shrimp, hates
clams.

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This stuff is gold.

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Marjorie, I have some cobwebs on my
ceiling. I'd get them down myself, but I

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threw my back out while jamming on the
recorder.

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You play the recorder?

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So do I. Get out of town.

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them that you had with your sister, I
have the solution.

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You do?

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Oh, no, I can also help with your
sister's saliva.

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That can't be right.

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It's Sylvia. Ah. Well, obviously, I care
a little more about you. Not true. I

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care more, or else how would I know that
you went to the University of Florida?

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Dammit, Dennis, learn to type!

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This is amazing.

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Here I thought I was just a cleaning
lady, but...

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You guys really care about me as a
person.

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Uh, okay.

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You two are probably the best friends I
have in the whole world.

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Oh, that can't be true.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, ever since my dog died.

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Hey, you want to hear the song I wrote
about her?

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Can't wait.

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I live by the highway.

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Here comes the truck.

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What do you think you're doing? You've
ruined Rhonda.

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I didn't ruin her.

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You know, I've met a lot of girls, and
some were filthy and some were dirty.

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she was filthy and dirty. She had it
all.

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Rhonda deserves better, and if you are
going to be with her, then you need to

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treat her with dignity and respect.

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Respect? What?

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Chivalrous? What are you doing to me?
I'm helping you.

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I don't know if Rhonda's the one, but
you're never going to be in a long

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-lasting relationship.

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If you don't open up a little
emotionally.

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You don't know what you're talking
about. Oh, oh, I do. I know you, Finch.

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And I know that behind the flip
comments, there's a guy who wants more.

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A guy who doesn't want to end up alone
on a park bench feeding stale bread to

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the pigeons.

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I don't want to feed the stale pigeons.

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I can help. Hey, why don't you and
Rhonda come over for dinner tonight with

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and I, and you can watch us interact as
a couple.

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Yeah. Bless you. Oh, it's going to be
okay.

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Okay, you can take your head out of my
chest now.

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But it's nice down here.

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This is Colette, my new beautiful
girlfriend.

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Oh, hello, Colette. I'm with her as a
result of moving on.

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I used to be over here, and now I'm over
here.

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Elliot, I'm bored.

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Can we have sex?

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00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:34,970
Not now, honey. Here, here's a buck. Go
buy yourself a peppermint patty.

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Okay, what's going on? Nothing. I mean,
you and I had something, you know, and

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then we ended up sleeping together as
friends, and it was cool.

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But now it's over, you know, sever the
ties, and I couldn't be happier.

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Good, I'm glad. I love you. Take me
back.

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00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:52,430
What? No, I need you. I want you. I'll
crawl through broken glass to get you.

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00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:55,590
What about Colette? She's nothing. She's
a prop. Look at her over there eating

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peppermint patties. What's up with that?

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00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:04,770
Elliot, you don't love me. It's very
sweet. Every time I get serious about a

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guy, you get jealous. But if I was
single, you wouldn't give me a second

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00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:11,330
That's not true. You have done it
before. You only want what you can't

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00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,640
So? Can we go back to your place and
make love?

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Fine.

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Dinner was delicious, sweetie. I
appreciate you taking the time to cook

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long day at work. Oh, thank you. And I
appreciate you being so attuned to the

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competing concerns facing the modern
woman.

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Maya, I would like to add that watching
how you command respect...

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without compromising your values,
validates my sense that I can grow as a

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person.

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I like the yams.

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I felt that they were very validating to
my tummy.

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00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:18,280
He's trying. You can't expect to reach
the level of communication that Adam and

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I have overnight.

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00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,760
I'm sorry, Dennis, if I diminished your
sense of self.

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Thank you, Rhonda. And I do care about
your feelings.

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And to reiterate, I really like the air.

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Okay. Well, now, if you all join me in
the living room, it's time to have some

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fun.

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Maya has invented a wonderful game in
which you match poetic verses with the

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romantic poets who wrote them. And
here's the twist.

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On the card is a picture of the poet's
mouth.

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I call it Romantic Poets' Mouths, or
Ropomo.

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Finch, you want to go first?

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00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,560
Ah, sure.

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Ropomo!

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Old Ocean's gray and melancholy waist
are but solid decorations all of the

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tomb of man.

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00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,000
Ocean's gray. It's not Nipsey Russell.

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00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:31,480
I tell you what, I don't know if he
writes poetry, but I'd bet my life that

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mouth belongs to Mr. Matt Lauer.

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00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:39,740
Sorry, it's William Cullen Bryant. Damn
it! I knew that. I know him. Sis, stop.

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I'm sorry, honey. I didn't know that
one. I was covering.

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Well, your willingness to expose your
weaknesses makes me feel closer to you.

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You guys, that's beautiful. That's
exactly what this is about, getting to

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know each other.

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I appreciate your willingness to accept
me as I really am. And I appreciate you

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making a genuine effort for this
evening.

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Perhaps when we get home tonight, I will
reward you with a...

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Type of job? That is not a job, per se.

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That sounds lovely.

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Maybe I'll respond with reciprocity.

242
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I'm sure that would lead to validation.

243
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I intend to meet your emotional needs
all night long.

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I hope your parking garage accepts
multiple validations.

245
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You're just dressing up your dirty talk.

246
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No, Maya.

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No, this is a genuine expression of our
emotions.

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Yes, Maya. And our feelings are no less
valid because they're of a getting -it

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-on nature.

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I'm just saying, don't confuse the two.
Adam and I don't. We have a pure

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emotional bond and a physical life
filled with passion.

252
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I wouldn't exactly call it passion.

253
00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,110
What?

254
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Excuse us.

255
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,570
Is everything okay?

256
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Sharing your opinion of our sex life
with others makes me feel diminished.

257
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,710
I find your use of the word diminished
to be accusatory.

258
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:27,990
Calling me accusatory when you started
this belittles my intelligence.

259
00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:32,650
I think your overreaction to my comment
reflects an issue that preceded me.

260
00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:37,210
Well, I think you're a stupid head.

261
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Jerk.

262
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Jerk to infinity, get out!

263
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,660
What are you doing?

264
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,920
Final strip ropomo.

265
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,860
This buddy -buddy thing with Marjorie is
a nightmare.

266
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She made me a T -shirt that says friend
plus pal equals frow.

267
00:17:10,089 --> 00:17:13,270
You think that's bad? She gave me this
friendship bracelet.

268
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I had it appraised. It's worthless.

269
00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,690
Hey, Jack. Hey, Frail.

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Guess what? I got three tickets to the
medieval fair tonight.

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Marjorie, we need to talk.

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God's teeth.

273
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:29,710
Pray thee to speak, my lord.

274
00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:31,910
Uh -huh.

275
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:38,070
Listen, Nina and I got into a petty
competition.

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Which may have led you to believe that
we cared about you more than we actually

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do.

278
00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:48,310
Well, how much do you care about me?
Very, very little.

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Even less.

280
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,410
How could you do this to me?

281
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I might not be the most stable person,
and I might have to take medication to

282
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:04,770
control my episodes, but I don't deserve
to be treated this way! Nobody does!

283
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:05,950
Nobody does!

284
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:10,750
That guy's just messing with me.

285
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,730
Oh, it's some practical joke.

286
00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:17,230
More mead?

287
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,410
Just give me the jug.

288
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,890
Hey. We need to talk.

289
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:28,330
I was out with Colette tonight and all I
could think of was you. We just have to

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get back together.

291
00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:32,320
Oh, Elliot, come on. You're thinking,
and maybe in the past I did act

292
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impulsively, but this is different. I've
changed. And this has nothing to do

293
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,360
with jealousy. Absolutely not.

294
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,120
And if I were single, you would dive
right in. Head first.

295
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,520
Adam and I broke up.

296
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:44,620
That's great.

297
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,500
So, uh, you think we should give it
another go? Yeah.

298
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:55,340
Well, I still have all the wedding plans
from when we were engaged. We could get

299
00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:57,740
that rolling and think about starting a
family.

300
00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:01,410
Okay. What do you think about Alexandra
for a girl's name?

301
00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:02,630
It's pretty.

302
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:07,830
That window's nailed shut. Oh, my God, I
can't breathe in here. It's like a

303
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:08,830
tournament.

304
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:14,230
Elliot, I do not want to have a
relationship with you.

305
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,150
Really? Yes.

306
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:20,010
We're friends. That's what we were meant
to be.

307
00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:21,429
Yeah, right.

308
00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:22,430
I know.

309
00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:26,150
I mean, I do have this pattern where I
just get nuts when you're with another

310
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:27,350
guy. I know.

311
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,260
Come on, hey, I'm sorry about you and
Adam. You seem like an okay guy.

312
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:37,300
Oh, thanks. But if the truth be told,
there's this guy in my book club, Jason,

313
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,660
and he gave me his phone number. I think
I might call him. He's kind of cute.

314
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,880
Why to Vegas? We can be married tonight.

315
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,380
Go home, Elliot.

316
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,660
Yeah, it's probably best. Yeah, I think
so.

317
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,280
Okay, bye. Oh,

318
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,980
hey, you guys.

319
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,320
Where have you been? You went in to get
your coats, and then I heard...

320
00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:58,030
Begging and screaming and some muffled
cries.

321
00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:59,770
We were just goofing around.

322
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:02,210
Right, Muppet?

323
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:06,970
Yeah, it's lots of fun. Hey, if you see
your dad, can you give him this message?

324
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:27,890
It don't matter what I wanna do.

325
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:32,230
It's got a mind of its own.

326
00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:37,290
Life keeps bringing me back to you.

