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Hey. What's with the suit and the cape?

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I just came from a baby shower.

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Check this out. I swiped a breast pump.

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There's got to be some fun we can have
with that thing. Yeah, but you want to

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really careful because the suction can
get very intense.

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So, who's having the baby? I don't know.
My friend works at a print shop. He

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flips me extra invitations. I haven't
paid for a meal since the Greenberg

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wedding was canceled.

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Where the hell were you? The phone's
been ringing off the hook.

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I missed my breakfast meeting with
Trump, and you were supposed to set

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up with my real estate agent.

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I'm sick of your screw -ups.

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And thanks to you, I'm late to see an
apartment.

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What's the matter, Jack? Need more space
to house your ego?

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I thought we were close enough for that,
but we're not.

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Oh. You also forgot it's Tuesday the
12th. Oh, my God, that's right. You were

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going to start wearing your bow tie
today.

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But someone's dainty hands weren't there
to do it.

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Come on, I can do it. No, it's ruined.

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You know, I used to be able to do it
all. Maybe I am slipping.

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Look, as long as we have this thing,
let's see if we can suck some dents and

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dings out of the top of your head.

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Oh, this one's really sexy.

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No, no, I feel a bit odd about you
helping me pick out girls for my video.

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Well, Simon, I'm not threatened. I mean,
you want your video to be on MTV. You

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need really sexy girls.

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We should choose someone like you.

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You want this video on MTV or the
History Channel?

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Hey,

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what about her? She's got something.

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She's strangely bland.

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She either needs to bake much more bland
or not bland at all.

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Maya, would you sleep with this woman?

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Nina, I'm not into women.

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Granted, she's very attractive.

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She's got those eyes that kind of say, I
get you.

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She obviously works out quite a bit.

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Maybe we're having coffee and...

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We're laughing, and then without
warning, she leans over and gives me a

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light it's almost like a whisper.

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You want to come play with my breast
pump tonight?

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Let me know.

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Tony Vitelli? Yeah, Jack's real estate
agent. Yeah, I recognize him from his

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photograph. I went to elementary school
with this guy. Oh, my God, what a

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coincidence. We have a coincidence
party. I'll wear my coincidence hat.

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Were you friends?

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Yeah, friends steal your lunch money and
hit you in the face with fish sticks

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and make you pee on your Hank Aaron
baseball card, but yeah, we were very

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Losers are funny.

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He was the biggest kid in school. Always
called me Garfunkel.

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You gonna cry, Garfunkel?

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Come on, sing us a pretty song.

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That's awful.

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Hey, it was just typical schoolyard
stuff. I mean, who hasn't spent the day

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stuffed in a bag of soiled girls' gym
clothes?

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Who makes you a man, right?

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Hello, we're from Nordicel
Communications.

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We have a meeting with Jack Gallop.

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Oh, I'll see if I can find him for you.

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Hey, Finch, some guys are here from
Nordicel.

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Oh, my God, the Norwegians?

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Totally forgot about that meeting.

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Just reschedule it. I can't. They're
only in town for one day. Oh, Jack's so

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mad, he's going to kill me now.

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Finch, calm down.

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That's easy for you to say.

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I can't just slink in here and wiggle my
tight buttocks around while Jack throws

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change at me.

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Hey, gentlemen, sorry about the delay. I
think there's a little bit of a

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problem. I hope not. We flew 5 ,000
miles to be here, Mr. Gallo.

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I think there's a misunderstanding.

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What misunderstanding?

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Either you want to me in the new
advertising or you don't. Which is it,

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Gallo?

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Call me Jack.

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Come on in. My office. Have a drink.

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So, Norway. You guys really rolled over
for the Nazis, didn't you?

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So, how's it going with Simon's video?

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Great. I'm really getting involved
creatively, and the band loves me. They

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gave me this great nickname, Yoko.

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Grandma!

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Tess, what are you doing in New York?

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I got into acting school, Grandma.

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I was going to call you, but I figured
if there's anyone I want to tell in

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person, it's my grandma.

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Tess, I love you, and I am so thrilled
to see you, but if you call me Grandma

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again, I'm going to have to crush your
larynx.

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Good to see you again, sweetie.

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Hi, I'm Tess.

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Well, I know, silly. We spent the whole
day together the last time you were

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here. We played frisbee in the park.

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I gave you my signed copy of The
Fountainhead.

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We bought friendship bracelets.

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Are you kidding on me?

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Anyway, um, I was hoping I could spend
the night. Oh, you know, my apartment's

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being painted, so I'm staying at
Simon's. Oh, you could stay at my place.

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You'd like that, wouldn't you?

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You think it'd be okay if I crashed it,
Simon? Well, okay, but if Simon asks,

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you're my friend's daughter.

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Fine, okay.

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I can't believe I'm staying at Simon
Lee's place.

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I've got to go to Barney's and pick up a
new outfit. Okay, just remember what I

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told you.

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There's security cameras in the dressing
room. Right, so just tear it off the

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hanger and run right out that door,
okay?

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Hey, you're not telling Simon you're a
grandmother?

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No.

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Once he finds out, my sex appeal will
evaporate. Oh, that's ridiculous.

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Maya, he's a rock star. He can date
anyone he wants to.

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As soon as he knows I'm a grandmother,
he'll start to picture me with a rolling

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pin and wearing a pair of giant granny
panties.

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Hey, Elliot, security just called. Your
bully's on his way up to see Jack. I

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don't want to see this guy. This is
going to be weird.

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You're a grown man. It's not that big a
deal. You don't understand.

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I still have nightmares of this guy
towering over me.

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Looking for Jack Gallo? That's the
monster?

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He's adorable.

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My God, he hasn't grown an inch since
sixth grade.

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Looks like the bully is about to become
the bullied one.

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I guess somebody didn't drink his milk.

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Huh? I'm just saying that when I get my
hair cut, I don't have to sit in the

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tiny airplane.

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Do I know you?

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Elliot DeMauro.

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Elementary school.

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Golf uncle?

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Oh, look at you!

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Your hair's completely receded in the
back of your neck!

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Wait, wait, wait. Do you still do that
weird thing with your arms when you get

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nervous? No.

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I still can't get this.

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Hey, Tony, did you find me a new
apartment?

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Oh, not one big enough to house your
ego.

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Come on to the office. We'll have a
cigar.

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All right.

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Well, I guess I'll see you later, jerk.

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I can't believe they thought you were
Jack.

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First of all, I know this magazine
inside and out. All right? And secondly,

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Norwegians are not upright people.

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Jack's going to find out you pretended
to be him.

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No, he's not. They're on a plane back to
Norway. No one's the wiser.

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Dennis.

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Dennis, I'm sorry I was hard on you
before. You are an excellent assistant.

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My therapist says I should hug more.

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He said it'll help with the mother
dreams.

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Thanks,

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boss. That's great.

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Oh, you see that? I'm a genius. We
should get together and make smart

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I assure you the process is quick, but
enjoyable.

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Hello, Mr. Gallo.

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Hey, Magnus, Thor.

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What are you guys doing here? I thought
you were on an air icicle heading back

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home or whatever.

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We enjoyed meeting you so much, we
decided to stay and work out a deal in

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person. Great. Let's go downstairs.

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Grab a cup of coffee, hammer it out.

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Oh, actually, Mr. Gallo, I just brewed a
fresh pot, just like you like it.

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Thank you, Victoria. You're a real
treasure.

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Dennis!

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Dennis! Who is that?

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Oh, that's our special male guy. He
likes to say his name out loud.

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Dennis! Dennis!

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Dennis!

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Look, I did it myself.

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I'd better go give him a chalk, but he's
been working on that for four years.

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Hey.

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Who are those guys?

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Oh, they're copier salesmen.

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Jack? Yeah?

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What are you doing?

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I don't know. I'm not doing anything.

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Gallo? What?

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That. What is that? Listen, you want to
deal with every salesman that comes in

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here? Let me do my job. You scoot. Go
on. Go to lunch.

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You did good.

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Nice job. You almost got me busted.

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You have got to put an end to this. He's
going to find out.

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I know.

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All right, I'll end it right now.

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Gallo, you look stressed. I actually am.
I think we should talk. No, it is too

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much business now.

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You come back to our suite at the hotel.

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We drink, we steam, we party with
elegant and discreet women we obtain

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back of the village voice.

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So, are you coming?

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Is my name Jack Gallo?

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Come on.

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Sexier, sexier.

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Don't buff him, dear. He's not an end
table.

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Now, I'm sorry, but Nina's right. It's
nothing personal. It's just that this

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video is called Dirty Girl, and you're
not sufficiently dirty.

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Chin up.

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You're a special lady, number five.

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Nina!

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What are you doing here?

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You forgot to leave me a key to Simon's
apartment.

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The doorman told me you were here.

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Oh. Nina, who's this?

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Uh, this is Tess, my friend's daughter.

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The zoologist.

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Is this a bad time? No, no, it's never a
bad time for Tess, my friend's

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daughter, the zoologist.

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Look, I don't want to sound like a
groupie, but... Oh, my God! Simon

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You are awesome. If I were wearing
panties right now, I would totally throw

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at you.

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Oh, she's pretty dirty for a zoologist,
huh?

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Yes, she is. She's dirty.

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I'd say she's a dirty girl. Okay, I see
where you're going, but no, I don't

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think that's a good idea.

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No, it's fantastic.

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She actually has a certain nano -like
quality. It's uncanny.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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I think we found our girl.

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How would you like to be in a video?

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Me? In a Simon Leeds video? Oh, my gosh,
that's awesome. I'd love to.

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Oh, great.

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We're going to make a sexy video, and
then you can explain to me why pandas

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don't mate in captivity.

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Oh,

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my

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God. to home last night. You were out
with the Norwegians. That's right,

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Being Jack is the most fun I ever had.
They were buying me drinks. People treat

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me like a king.

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I was taking a jacuzzi with three babes
and for once I wasn't massaging the old

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man's neck.

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Hey, baby.

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You're a tall drink of water.

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You should know I'm an excellent
climber.

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Forget it, Frodo. You're not planting a
flag on this mountain.

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Jack around.

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No, he's out.

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Well, just tell him I dropped off a
lifting and I'll be back in an hour.

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Hey, it's on your shirt.

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Oh!

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Don't let him get to you.

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I'm twice his size and I'm still
intimidated. It's like I am still an 11

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-old boy. You are not an 11 -year -old
boy.

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You're an 11 -year -old girl, you big
ballerina.

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What?

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the score by kicking his ass. It's the
only way you're going to feel good about

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yourself. Fighting doesn't solve
anything.

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You need to talk to him. You're a grown
man. You have an issue. That is the way

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to get closure. And after you're done
talking, why don't you give him a big

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French kiss?

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Why don't you see how the talking goes?

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Okay, places, people.

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I'm not sure this is a good idea.

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Are you kidding?

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I'm an actress.

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This is my big break.

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Well, let me put it another way. I
forbid it.

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You can't forbid me. Oh, yes, I can. I
am your grandmother. I can have you

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institutionalized.

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No, you can't. My granny did it to me.

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And action.

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No, no action.

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What? Well, you know, the outfit is all
wrong. I mean, it leaves nothing to the

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imagination. What if we cover her up
with... I don't know, like a poncho or a

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lead apron.

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Alfred's kind of saucy. And action.

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Wait! You have an idea?

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I mean, isn't fantasy better?

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No, really, how about this?

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Instead of her making out with Simon,
Simon is imagining her, right? No,

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check it out. Like, I'm right here.

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I'm sexy.

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I'm your fantasy girl.

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Oh, you can dream about me, but you
can't touch me.

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Or even better, I'm naked.

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You can't see me because I'm naked under
my poncho.

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Okay, great. We're not doing that.

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Nina, if you don't mind, could we please
shoot here?

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Fine. And action.

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Why not? Because she's my granddaughter.

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What?

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That's right. I'm her grandmother.

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In that case, I better take my hand off
her job, please.

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Hey, Tony, you got a minute?

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Yeah, sure.

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Hey, what's that on your shirt?

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I'm not falling for that again.

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Look, I wanted to talk to you about
something.

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Something personal.

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Yeah, sure. What about?

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Well, you used to bully me when we were
kids, and I just wanted to tell you how

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upsetting that was.

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Really?

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I never knew.

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Yeah, you made me look stupid in front
of the other kids, and I just thought we

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could talk about it so I could finally
close that chapter of my life.

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Wow. It really upset you, didn't it?
Yeah, I mean, it had a huge effect on my

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self -esteem.

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Well...

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What are you going to do about it, huh?

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What are you going to do?

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What are you going to do about it, huh?

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What are you going to do?

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Congratulations.

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You just beat up a tiny man.

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Still don't know why we couldn't sign
the papers at the hotel.

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No, no, no. The hotel is for pleasure.
The office is for business.

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You guys got a lot of freaking rules,
don't you?

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All right, we're signing, we're reading,
we're signing, we're scribbling.

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Don't worry about the little dots over
the O's. I believe you.

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Dennis! Dennis!

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Crap, give me a chocolate.

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What's going on here?

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Hello, Dennis.

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I like chocolate, too.

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Dennis, outside now.

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Outside right now.

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I better take him out. He won't pee
indoors.

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You're a grandmother?

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I am.

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You had a child?

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Who had a child?

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It's not as bad as it sounds. We both
got knocked up before we could drive.

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Well, I think it's fantastic.

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You do?

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You're a sexy grandma.

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And I'm dating you, which makes me a
sexy grandpa.

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And I've always wanted to be a dirty old
man.

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Oh, what's this then?

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So you really find this sexy?

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Oh, absolutely.

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Oh, well then maybe Granny should go and
put on an apron.

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Papi would like that.

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What the hell were you thinking,
stealing my identity?

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Is there anything else you did while you
were pretending to be me?

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00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:27,880
Well, you might have given a Danish
prostitute your credit card.

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This is unbelievable.

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I know. At first, I just didn't want to
tell you I'd screwed up again.

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But then it was so great being Jack
Gallo, I got carried away.

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I mean, you must be bored with it by
now.

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Actually, it's pretty fantastic all the
time.

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No, I just... I've always kind of wished
I was you.

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And for two days I got to live it.

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For once in my life, I felt important.

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Gallo, are we going to finish this?

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I'll explain everything.

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00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,580
No, you won't.

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Go and close the deal, Mr. Gallo.

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00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,340
Really? Yes, really.

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00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,380
That's a very nice Rolex you have there,
Dennis.

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00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,200
Thank you.

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Would you like to trade it for a
chocolate?