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Jack, I've got two front row tickets to
see Mr. Chick Rivers tonight, and I want

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you to be my guest.

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Oh, no, thank you, Elliot.

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No, I don't go for that put -down humor.
I like comedy that makes me laugh. You

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know, like Blondie and Dagwood and that
hilarious, gigantic sandwich.

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It's funny because it's big.

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So big is funny. Uh -huh. Let me jot
that down.

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Well, Finch, I was just having drinks
and I ran into your father.

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My father's in town?

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Why didn't he call me?

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You know, he's been acting so strange
lately.

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Well, you should go talk to him. He's at
the bar at the Lincoln Park Hotel.

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Oh, I know that joint. It's a hangout
for drunken lowlifes who think they're

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celebrities. What are you talking about?
I go there all the time. I never see

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anybody like that.

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Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina. I need your
advice.

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When I was 17, I lived in the building
next to the sweet guy Gordon Sattler,

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we were in love. We were like the
perfect couple. Okay, I'm bored. If I

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hear the phrase dank rec room or
delicious black man in the next

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leaving.

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All right.

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So things were really heating up between
me and the delicious black man when his

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family decided to move to Arizona, and
we promised that if we still felt the

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same for each other in 20 years, we
would meet at McAllister's bar, and

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tonight's the night.

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I don't know. You think that's silly?

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No, I think it's beautiful.

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Really? Yeah.

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You know, before I met Simon, I always
thought that ugly people invented love

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just to make themselves feel better.

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But now I think maybe we do all have a
soulmate. So you think I should go?

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Hey, do what you want, old maid. I got
my man.

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Dad.

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Dennis. Dennis, what the hell are you
doing here? What are you doing here? Why

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don't you call me?

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Look, I know how sensitive you are about
me and your mom splitting up.

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Well, you might as well know.

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I met somebody.

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Is it a fella?

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Cut it out. I'm your father.

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Well, who is she?

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Her name is Glenda, and she's
incredible.

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She's right over there.

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Oh, well, I'm happy for you. So how'd
you meet this Glenda? Well, I was buying

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some pants at a department store. She
was just standing there. Ah.

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And here she is.

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This is Glenda Harbivian.

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Yeah, this is the girl you're dating?
Are you completely out of your mind?

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Why? Because she's Armenian?

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She makes me feel alive.

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She's got a dent in her head.

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It's not a dent. It's a scar. She fell
off a horse when she was four.

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What?

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Horse, pony, why do you correct me in
front of the kid?

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Sit down. Sit down. Order some food.
It's fantastic.

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Baby, baby, you haven't eaten any of
your rice. Come on. Come on, huh?

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There you go.

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Come on, a little bit more there. That's
it. That's it.

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You're going to see Jack shrink.

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See that guy going to the john?

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What, is that her husband?

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It's an insurance investigator. This is
all an act.

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They're forcing me out of my job as fire
chief. Six months short of my pension.

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Proving I got a mental disability is the
only way I can get the money they owe

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me. Dad, you can't go on like this. It's
embarrassing.

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I got no choice.

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I got no money. I got no place to go.

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This is my one chance to grow old with
some dignity.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Somebody had a
little too much to drink, huh?

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That's okay. No problem.

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This better be good, Elliot.

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This is going to be great.

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Chick Rivers is a genius. He's going to
find some poor staff in the audience and

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he's going to make some off -color
remarks about his race or his religion

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wife.

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Is his wife comically large?

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You're going to have to let that go.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Chick!

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opening night back in New York and they
put an old man up front. My luck.

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They didn't even give him a chair. I
think he's sitting on his prostate.

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What the hell are you laughing at,
Baldy?

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He's touching himself under the table.

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No offense. I don't mean any harm. You
have a beautiful head of skin.

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Actually, it's more like a wide part is
what it is.

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Tell you one thing you don't have to
worry about. If you find a hair in your

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suit, you know it's not yours.

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So tell me, Cheech, you got a girl?

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No. Here it comes.

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Don't worry, I know where guys like you
can get all the love they want.

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Prison!

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I have fantasized about this night for

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20 years.

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It's like in my mind, Gordon has become
this well -educated romantic.

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Loves children and writes poetry.

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But I really shouldn't get my hopes up
because it's been hours. And what if he

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doesn't show up late?

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There he is.

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Oh, my. Don't just sit here. Go to him.
Don't let him get away.

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Yes. Very funny.

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This is a big waste of time because I'm
sure Gordon has moved on with his life.

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That makes me the biggest loser in the
world.

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Am I supposed to say something?

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Okay, uh... So you're alone, you're
childless, you're pinning all of your

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romantic hopes on some acne -scarred kid
you haven't seen for 20 years, but that

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doesn't make you a loser.

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Makes you mild.

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What is that supposed to mean?

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Well, you have to admit, your love life
has been sort of like a train wreck. It

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has not!

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Hey, look, I'm not judging you. I admire
you.

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If I had been rejected by as many men as
you have, I'd be a big fat lesbian by

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now.

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You know, I have always been a good
friend to you, and you have always put

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down. Tonight was really important to
me, and I'm just not going to take it

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anymore. I have too much self -respect.

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Was this mannequin attractive?

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She was pretty hot.

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Classy or trashy?

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Bloomingdale's front window.

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Nice.

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Thanks for helping me out. It means a
lot to my dad. You bet.

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Dennis! All right, I'm here. What's up?
Hey, I got great news. You don't have to

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worry about money anymore.

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Jack's gonna hire you as his driver.

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Look, I don't want any charity, all
right? I have my pride.

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Dad, when I left you, you were
tightening your girlfriend's arm with a

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knife.

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Listen, Red, if you'll do it, it could
really help me out.

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All right, there's no shame in an honest
day's work. Jack, I won't let you down.

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I drove a hook and ladder for 12 years,
until the incident.

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I still maintain a fire truck has a
right -of -way over a school bus.

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Listen, Red, you could take me to a
meeting right now. Dennis, give him the

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Yeah.

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Oh, I don't wear hats.

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You wore a fire hat. Fire helmet.

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Helmet, protective headgear. Hats for
prancing dandies.

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Well, it's fine, Red. You don't have to
wear the hat.

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I really want to wear the hat.

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Jack, come on, Jack. Hat or no hat, I'm
your man.

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Okay. Hey, let's go. We'll take a
shortcut through the park.

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I don't think so, sweetheart. The park?
No, no, no. We stick to the main street.

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Maya, I know I was a little insensitive
the other night, but I've come up with

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something that I think is going to make
this all better.

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And what could you possibly do to make
me feel better?

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I found Gordon.

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He got the wrong night. He still loves
you. He thought of no one else for like

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20 years. And here he is.

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Myra.

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You look more beautiful than you did in
high school.

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Remember that?

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Those were good times.

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I'm not Myra.

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Myra.

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You look more beautiful than you did in
high school.

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What is this, some kind of joke to you?
I was trying to help.

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Yeah, I don't need that kind of help.
What I need now is a real friend,

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I can talk to and trust.

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Oh, you blew it, genius.

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You can just forget about that hot dog.

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Jack. Elliot, you walked out on a great
show after you left Rivers lit into this

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Japanese guy.

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Make you love in a rickshaw.

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You know what, Jack?

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It's hurtful when the insults are aimed
at you. And somebody's got to teach that

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guy a lesson.

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Uncle Jimmy, come in here.

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Jack, I want you to meet my Uncle Jimmy.

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He's the funniest man in my family, and
he's going to help me get back at

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Rivers.

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What's that, your hair?

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What the hell's going on up there?

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This is not a good idea. Rivers has been
facing down Heckler's for 40 years.

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He's going to eat you alive.

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No, he's not.

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Uncle Jimmy has a file cabinet full of
one -liners. Rivers is going down.

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Come on, Uncle Jimmy.

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What's that, your head?

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That one's under construction.

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Hey, Stretch!

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Are you the Statue of Liberty?

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Or some other tall lady from France?

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Hey, hey, so how's the job going?

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Jack must be happy. I got him to that
meeting 20 minutes early.

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Oh, whoa, he hates being early.

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Forces him to make small talk with
middle class people.

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Hey, Jack, don't forget now. You got
that appointment at 8 o 'clock. Your

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leaves at 745 Sharp.

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Whether you're in it or not.

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He poked me.

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And you know how I hate to be touched.

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Sorry, Jack. He's used to being chief.
He's just going through an adjustment.

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Don't worry, Dennis.

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I'll do with him like I do with all my
employees.

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I'll crush his spirit until he's
incapable of independent thought.

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You don't do that with us.

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Yes, I do.

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You're right.

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Now, get me a chocolate phone. That's
crazy.

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No, it's not. Okay.

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Red, we got a little problem. I'll say.

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You got an overloaded outlet next to
flammable snack foods. Those bagel chips

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will go up like a Christmas tree.

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I know it's ironic, but it happens.

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Yeah, okay, Red, we need to talk about
the way things work around here. Now,

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you got a three -alarm fire.

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Now, I know there's going to be a lot of
firemen there, but how many chiefs?

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Well, Jack, it depends on how you want
to attack the fire.

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Maybe you've got your host chief, your
pumper chief, your rescue... All right,

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forget the fire. Yeah, I wish I could,
that red -eyed devil. Do you know how

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much of my ass is grafted onto my
elbows?

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Look, Red, my point is, I run this
magazine, and around here, we do things

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my way.

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So how's everything going over here?

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Mr. Fancy -Fancy, you just read me the
riot act, huh? Come here, you big teddy

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bear. Come here. Come here.

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Oh,

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Jimmy, this stuff is great.

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The minute that bastard Rivers sets on
stage, I'm going to give him a taste of

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his own medicine.

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Here's one in case he's dressed like a
chicken.

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You never know.

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Ladies and gentlemen, check...

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Cheeky, cheeky rivers.

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Oh, look who else is here, my favorite
pal.

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The poor man's Yul Brynner.

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Is that your head or are you sitting
upside down?

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What is that, chick? Rivers or a fossil
in a tuxedo?

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Very cute, very cute.

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Here he is, folks. Proof positive that
cousins do marry.

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Where were you conceived?

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At a family reunion?

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That's a good one, Rivers.

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Your brain is still fit, and I'll tell
your body to get with the program.

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Is this guy angry?

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Somebody must have slipped him a crazy
glue enema.

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That joke was cheap and easy, like your
wife.

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Call it, will you, pal? I'm trying to do
a show here. Now, enough is enough.

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Sends a missus after a minute of sec.

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My arm.

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My arm hurts. Can't feel my arm. It fell
asleep.

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It's been watching your act.

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Hey, can I get some water out here?
Finally, he's going to take a bath.

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Oh, I don't feel good. But because you
look like crab.

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Oh, my

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God, I killed Chick Rivers.

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Here's one in case he's wearing a cowboy
hat.

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Bingo. Dad, open up. Come on. We're
here.

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All right, girls.

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All right, this one's a freebie. Next
time, you're taking the Shoe Leather

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Express.

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I don't like this premise.

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Hey, how about a little champagne?

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Come on, remember when big was funny?

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Come on, boys, strap in. We gotta make
up some time.

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Hey. Hey, hey, hey, an ambulance.

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We can follow in its wake.

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Huh?

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Ed, hey, you want to slow down a little
bit?

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No, no, no. We got to get there early.
The early bird catches the worm.

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I'm Jack Gallo. I've already got the
worm.

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Besides, the faster you hit these
potholes, the smoother they feel.

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Ed, will you excuse us for a minute?

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fire him. What?

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I can't fire my own father?

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Dennis, this isn't working. You brought
him in. I want you to take him out.

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It'll be quick and painless.

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It's easy for you to say. You've never
been spanked with your own flute.

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Jack, give him another chance.

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He's a great guy. Before you know it,
you'll love having him around.

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Otto!

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Ow!

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Your panties still dry, ladies?

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He's gone.

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All right, I can't take this anymore.

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You want me to get real?

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Well, this is how I feel about you. This
is from my heart.

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Why do birds suddenly appear Every

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time you are near Just like me

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But not in a gay way.

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Lena, that was the lamest gesture I've
ever seen. I know, I know,

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I know, I know.

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I'm so, so sorry that things didn't work
out with Gordon.

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You know, I actually did try to track
him down, but I... No, it's sweet,

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I'm glad he didn't come back. Come on.
No, I mean it. The real Gordon could

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never live up to the perfect person that
I created in my imagination.

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Better to keep it a fantasy. I just need
to move on.

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Well, I so admire your perspective.

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On the day that you were born, the
angels got together and decided to

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dream.

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Hey, Uncle Jimmy.

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I just spoke to Mr. Rivers in the
hospital. He's going to be okay, but I

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tell you, I feel terrible.

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I got to tell you, I feel like an egg
cream.

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That goes in the file.

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You know what?

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The great news is that he loves your
jokes and he wants to buy a couple.

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Take that, Mom and Pop.

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I just stopped by Jack's place to pick
him up. They said he'd already left.

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the hell is going on? Yeah, uh, I gotta
talk to you about that.

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Let's go in here.

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All right, what's up?

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Dad, uh, it's kind of hard for me. It's
about your job, Jack.

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Jack, Jack, Jack what?

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Jack was, uh, this is tough to say.

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Oh, come on. Come on. Quit wasting my
time, kid. Spit it out. I'm trying.

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try harder. Get up on your two feet like
a man, look me in the eye, and say what

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you have to say.

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All right.

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You're fired.

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You're the worst driver we've ever had.
You're reckless. You're arrogant. You've

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been here one day. You've already driven
to four meetings without Jack.

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That's because I won't wear the hat,
right? No. No. Dad, it's everything.

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isn't the job for you. I'm sorry.

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What's happening to me?

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First I lose my career, then I lose my
pension, now I get fired from this

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job by my third favorite son.

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No offense, kid, but I just haven't
known you as long.

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Don't worry, Dad.

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You're gonna land on your feet.

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I don't think so, kid.

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You kidding me? You face worse than
this. Come on.

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Remember when the old lumber mill burned
down?

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I think I remember you were the first
guy in there, and you didn't leave till

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the last guy was saved.

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What were you doing at the lumber mill?

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I wasn't looking at porn and lighting
bottle rockets, that's for sure.

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Say, where do you think I can turn my
life around, huh?

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Of course you can, you're Red Finch.

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Look at this, look at this.

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Who would have thought my youngest son
would be the one to be propping me up

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these days, huh?

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You're a good kid, Dennis.

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I'm proud of you.

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Thanks, Dad.

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And listen, enough of this crazy
mannequin stuff.

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When you're getting back on your feet
and you need anything, you come to me.

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00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,540
Hey, maybe I could move in with you.

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Is my father mentally competent?

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00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,740
Why don't you ask my new stepmom?

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We just found out we're having a baby.