1 00:00:08,430 --> 00:00:10,210 You're late. Where have you been? 2 00:00:11,070 --> 00:00:12,070 Oh, yeah. 3 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:15,850 The subway was delayed. I guess there was a fire on the track. 4 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:17,210 Liar. 5 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:20,070 What was that? 6 00:00:20,690 --> 00:00:26,030 That is a handheld lie detector. It analyzes the stress levels in your 7 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:28,790 Now, again, where were you this morning? 8 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:30,250 I was giving blood. 9 00:00:30,690 --> 00:00:31,690 Liar. 10 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:33,530 My cat was sick. 11 00:00:33,770 --> 00:00:34,770 Liar. 12 00:00:35,150 --> 00:00:38,930 All right, I was at FAO Schwartz having a lightsaber fight with some punk ten 13 00:00:38,930 --> 00:00:39,930 -year -old. 14 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:42,950 I totally kicked her ass. Liar. 15 00:00:56,850 --> 00:01:00,230 Hey, Simon's coming later and I need to ask you something. 16 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:04,400 You cannot have sex in my office. I don't know what you people did last 17 00:01:04,420 --> 00:01:07,100 but there was a butt print in my tabletop zen garden. 18 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,400 It's not that. 19 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,900 Last night, out of nowhere, Simon mentioned moving in together. 20 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:17,460 God, that is huge. What did you say? Well, I didn't know what to say. 21 00:01:18,020 --> 00:01:22,120 Luckily, all the partying has eroded his short -term memory, so I shut the door, 22 00:01:22,180 --> 00:01:23,840 opened it again, and he thought I'd just arrived. 23 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,340 But he was the love of your life. Oh, he is. He is amazing. 24 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:31,940 But I'm like a wild tiger, free and independent. 25 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:36,020 It takes a huge dosage of tranquilizers to affect me. 26 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:41,320 The thing is that everything's been moving so fast with Simon, I just, I 27 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:42,320 know what I want. 28 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:45,560 Well, you're going to have to decide something. You can't dodge it forever. 29 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:48,280 I know, I know. It's just that, you know, if I could just have some time to 30 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,720 myself, I could figure it out. But the problem is we spend every moment 31 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:55,240 together. Well, let him hang out with his friends for a couple of nights. 32 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,620 he is a rock star. 33 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,900 All his friends are either on tour, in rehab, or dead. 34 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:03,440 Except for Kenny Loggins, and I'm not about to encourage that. 35 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,360 Hi. 36 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:07,420 Simon, you're early. 37 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:08,940 Oh, I missed you. 38 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,960 Listen, why don't we fly up to Maine for dinner? They've got this place there 39 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,080 that serves authentic New York pizza. 40 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,880 Well, thank you, Jenna. 41 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:31,090 Meet with all the new models to make sure they understand their contracts. 42 00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:32,730 Liar. 43 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:36,390 Oh, sorry, Jack. I must have left this on by accident. 44 00:02:36,810 --> 00:02:37,810 Liar. 45 00:02:38,670 --> 00:02:40,330 Fine. I enjoy the vibration. 46 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,410 You have one of these, too, huh? 47 00:02:44,770 --> 00:02:47,150 Oh, look. They both love Gadget. 48 00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:49,150 Maybe they should spend some time together. 49 00:02:51,110 --> 00:02:52,069 Hey, you know what? 50 00:02:52,070 --> 00:02:54,270 I bet you both have some other things in common, too. 51 00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:59,250 Like... You've both been blackmailed with bogus sexual harassment suits? 52 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:01,470 I'm so sorry about that, Jack. 53 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:04,550 Hey, Simon, are you a Giants fan? 54 00:03:04,830 --> 00:03:06,390 Oh, yeah, yeah, I love American football. 55 00:03:06,790 --> 00:03:09,050 Why don't you come to the game with me tonight? 56 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:10,310 Oh, that'd be great. 57 00:03:10,710 --> 00:03:14,910 Oh, wait, um, I can't. I'm taking Nina to Maine for dinner. 58 00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:18,110 Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. You go with Jack, really. You know, I'm not really 59 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,710 welcome in Maine since I plowed into Stephen King. 60 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,490 He'll get you damn rent. Just give me a couple of days. 61 00:03:34,970 --> 00:03:39,690 Um, Nikki, if you're a little short this month, I could help you out. 62 00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:43,410 Oh, that's sweet, but I wouldn't feel right taking money from you. 63 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:50,110 Gosh, I really feel bad. She can't pay her rent. 64 00:03:50,350 --> 00:03:51,890 Yeah, New York is a tough town. 65 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:55,890 You know, if she doesn't feel comfortable taking money from me, maybe 66 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:57,630 get payroll to cut her a check. 67 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:01,060 Tell her it's a bonus. They could take it out of my salary. Wow, that is a 68 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:03,340 beautiful gesture from a very kind person. 69 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,440 You want to chip in? Don't push it. Not everyone's daddy's a millionaire, 70 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,560 princess. 71 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:10,100 Hey. 72 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,960 Did Lily Barton call for me? 73 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:16,540 Uh, let me... You know, there was a centerfold in one of my dad's old girly 74 00:04:16,540 --> 00:04:18,459 magazines named Lily Barton. Mm -hmm, that's her. 75 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,060 What? Are you kidding me? Dude, she's hot. 76 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:23,780 Listen, you gotta introduce me, pal. No. 77 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:27,420 No, her gallery has the edgiest stuff in town. She's thinking about... 78 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:30,630 showing my photos. Now, if you start creeping her out, you're going to blow 79 00:04:30,630 --> 00:04:32,590 for me. I'm not going to creep her out. I'm her biggest fan. 80 00:04:32,950 --> 00:04:37,170 Her turn -ons are gabbing and flamenco dance. Her turn -offs are rude people 81 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:38,170 nukes. 82 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:40,330 You are going nowhere near her. 83 00:04:41,170 --> 00:04:42,970 Please, it's not like I'm some obsessed fan. 84 00:04:43,270 --> 00:04:46,690 I just happen to admire a woman who was born in Biloxi, Mississippi to a 85 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:48,450 preacher father who once pulled a perfect game. 86 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:54,970 Don't you walk out on me like her pill -popping ex -husband, Todd. 87 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:06,100 You're in a good mood. Since your father's been hanging out with Simon, 88 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:10,780 refreshed. Last night I took a long bubble bath, drank until I passed out, 89 00:05:10,780 --> 00:05:12,580 awoke coughing water out of my lungs. 90 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:15,660 Nice to have some me time. 91 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,880 Okay, let's get started. 92 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:20,800 What's with the guitar? 93 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:23,780 My buddy Simon is teaching me to play. 94 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:26,920 Okay, first item, Vicki. 95 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,680 I looked over your advertising report. 96 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,160 And I'll feed Cord, because he's happy with your work. 97 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:39,060 Oh, thank you, Jack. All right. Elliot, what you got for your shoot tomorrow? 98 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:40,460 It's leopard print boots. 99 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,280 I figured I'd put them in cages and shoot them like they're animals. 100 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:51,500 Or I could just slap them on half -naked models like I always do. 101 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,080 Please, 102 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:57,140 the guitar thing is a real snore. Well... 103 00:05:57,370 --> 00:06:01,470 According to Simon, if anyone knows about snoring, it would be you. 104 00:06:03,890 --> 00:06:07,290 Simon's been telling you things about me. I don't like that one bit. 105 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:10,850 But he says she's louder than a gig at Wembley. 106 00:06:12,490 --> 00:06:13,950 And easier to get into. 107 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:24,820 Vicki, how's it going? 108 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,000 Amazing. Guess who just got a bonus? 109 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:28,539 That's great. 110 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:32,600 I bet it'll really help out. It already has. Check out my new lamp suede boots. 111 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:35,500 You bought boots? 112 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:37,260 I thought you had all those built. 113 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:41,100 Oh, but this is bonus money, fun money. I want to splurge. 114 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:43,740 Hey, Nina, you want to go to lunch? 115 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:44,960 Champagne's on me. 116 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:48,200 Vicki, dear, at this point, champagne just sobers me up. Let's go eat some 117 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,200 martinis. Okay. 118 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:59,560 Lily's here. She's hot as ever, man. Check her out. Do not blow this for me. 119 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,380 Hey, Miss Barton. Hey, come on. I'll show you into the studio and show you my 120 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:05,500 work. Hey there, Bubba. Why not so fast? 121 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:07,780 Maybe she'd like a cup of coffee. 122 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,360 And perhaps maybe a Sanka with two sugars and a little sploosh of cream. 123 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:13,640 I used to love Sanka. 124 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:14,980 Oh, really? 125 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,840 What a coincidence. 126 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,640 That has been shy. 127 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:24,460 Well, thank you, Dennis Finch. This is a nice treat. Yes, it is, and we can have 128 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:25,460 it in the studio. 129 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:28,640 You know what? You're lucky you caught me. I usually run out to lunch and 130 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:29,660 protest nukes. 131 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,580 Oh, I'm tired. I'm sorry. Excuse me. 132 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,380 It's flamenco dancing all night. 133 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,280 Oh, I'm gabbing away. 134 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:42,120 Things I love to do, though, flamenco dancing and gabbing away, but not nukes. 135 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,120 don't like nukes. 136 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:48,480 Oh, I get it. You memorized a magazine I was in 30 years ago. 137 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:53,050 So now what? I'm supposed to rip off my clothes and jump into bed with you? Oh, 138 00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:54,130 that'd be great. 139 00:07:56,190 --> 00:07:57,430 Let me guess. 140 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:59,230 You live alone. 141 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:04,090 You love sci -fi. You've had the same condom in your wallet since 1978. 142 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:08,690 See? I know you. You know me. 143 00:08:14,550 --> 00:08:16,050 Hey, how's it going with Simon? 144 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:19,740 Well, to be honest, he's been spending so much time with Jack, I've barely seen 145 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:22,320 him. So I'm going to go over there right now and show him this. 146 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,120 Oh, my God, you're naked. 147 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:27,660 Actually, I'm wearing a fine layer of cooking oil. Actually, it's Pam. 148 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:29,300 Simon's got high cholesterol. 149 00:08:36,419 --> 00:08:40,480 I have to tell you, Elliot, I find your photographs disgusting and deeply 150 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:43,820 disturbing. But you're going to use them? Oh, yeah, there's a real market 151 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:44,820 this crap. 152 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:47,170 I can't tell you how much this validation means to me. 153 00:08:47,430 --> 00:08:48,930 Call me later at the gallery. 154 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:49,449 All right. 155 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:53,010 Miss Barton, wait, wait. I have to apologize for being so forward before. 156 00:08:53,530 --> 00:08:57,310 During my coffee break, I took the liberty of glazing you a small pot. 157 00:08:58,650 --> 00:08:59,650 That's very sweet. 158 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:01,490 And you're very persistent. 159 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:03,710 Ah, you want to see me make a muffin? I don't think so. 160 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:06,490 Willie! Oh, Bob! 161 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,790 There you are. This is Dennis. 162 00:09:09,470 --> 00:09:10,890 Hold this. I'll get my purse. 163 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,580 You, uh, glazing pots for my girl? 164 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:19,160 Maybe. I don't see no ring, Grandpa. 165 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:24,540 Don't let my age fool you. I have the heart of a 30 -year -old. 166 00:09:24,740 --> 00:09:25,740 All right, whatever. 167 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:30,440 No, really. Some yuppie skied himself into a tree and I got his ticket. 168 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:38,120 Sorry, but Lily belongs with a real man. 169 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,820 I don't think so. I think she belongs with me. 170 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:48,130 Simon, open up. I've got a little surprise for you. 171 00:09:50,370 --> 00:09:51,550 Holy biscuits! 172 00:09:53,410 --> 00:09:56,130 I thought you were going to be alone tonight. 173 00:09:56,350 --> 00:10:01,390 No, Jack dropped in. Stick around. We ordered pizza, and if the delivery guy's 174 00:10:01,390 --> 00:10:03,070 not here in four minutes, it's free. 175 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,070 We can't lose. 176 00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:08,310 I gave the doorman a hundred bucks to stall him. 177 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,090 I love this guy. 178 00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:17,370 Today, we set up a shell corporation to limit my tax liability, and then we had 179 00:10:17,370 --> 00:10:18,269 ice cream. 180 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:22,270 Uh -huh. You know, Simon, I know that I told you I wanted you to hang out with 181 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:25,650 Jack. Oh, it was a great idea. You see, all my other girlfriends have been 182 00:10:25,650 --> 00:10:29,750 possessive and needy, and there's nothing turns me off more than a needy 183 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,910 Well, that certainly isn't me. 184 00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:35,950 No, in fact, I'm thrilled that I came over here naked, and you'd rather play 185 00:10:35,950 --> 00:10:37,410 guitar with a middle -aged man. 186 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:38,610 Oh, great. 187 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:40,070 Here, let's jam. 188 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:41,230 Two, three. 189 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,140 For wild things. 190 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,960 You make my heart sing. 191 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,960 You make everything gravy. 192 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,790 I think your father has fallen in love with my boyfriend. 193 00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:26,690 What are you talking about? 194 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:30,790 As we speak, they're in the park playing something called handball. Well, that 195 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:31,790 can't be good. 196 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:35,970 Well, you wanted some time alone. 197 00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:39,170 Well, I know, but now I feel like Simon's pushing me away. 198 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:44,210 Okay, a couple of nights ago, he mentioned moving in together, and you 199 00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:45,210 even respond. 200 00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:48,710 Maybe his feelings were hurt, and he decided to back off a little. 201 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,930 Oh, my God, I never thought of that. 202 00:11:51,470 --> 00:11:54,570 You know, you're pretty good with this relationship stuff. I can't figure out 203 00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:55,590 why you're not with a great guy. 204 00:11:56,530 --> 00:12:02,710 Well, in the words of William Butler Yates, a pity beyond all telling is hid 205 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:03,710 the heart of love. 206 00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:05,410 That's why. 207 00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:18,510 You know how when you were a kid, you always dreamed that you had enough money 208 00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:19,590 so you could just rent a monkey? 209 00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:21,990 No! Who cares about a monkey? 210 00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:23,230 It's a monkey! 211 00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:27,670 This is out of control! Stop wasting my money! 212 00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:29,030 Your money? 213 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:32,010 You didn't get a bonus. I gave you that money for rent. 214 00:12:32,810 --> 00:12:33,810 Oh. 215 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:37,570 So, then I guess this is your monkey. 216 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:44,360 Hey, when did you and Elliot have a kid? 217 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:48,140 Listen, I want to talk to you. Did Linda talk about me? Did she mention me at 218 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:51,280 all? Let it go. You fell in love with a picture in a magazine. You don't even 219 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,280 know her. 220 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:54,860 Look, she's not just a picture to me, all right? 221 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,520 She's the basest of every woman I've ever seen since. 222 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,120 Have you ever had a woman like that in your life? 223 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,200 Linda Carter, Wonder Woman. 224 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:08,320 With her bracelets and her bustier and her lasso of truth. 225 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:13,350 I actually spray -painted a jump rope gold one summer and carried it around. 226 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:15,950 College was great. 227 00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:19,290 So you see how I feel? I do. 228 00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:24,530 Look, I happen to know that Lily's going to be at her gallery at 6 .30. 229 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,270 All right, so go for it, buddy. All right. 230 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:28,670 Hey, you know what? 231 00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:33,310 One day you might get a shot at Linda Carter. And if you do, don't tell her 232 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:34,249 about the jump rope. 233 00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:37,810 Seriously, between that and your crazy eyes and those pie -plate nipples of 234 00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:39,070 yours, you're a tough drink to order from. 235 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,300 Lily, what a surprise. 236 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,420 Dennis, what are you doing here? 237 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,000 Well, I certainly didn't follow you. 238 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:54,020 Come on, I saw you running after the cab all the way from the gallery. 239 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,360 What are you doing looking out of the back of the cab at a man when you've got 240 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,800 beautiful lady here? Gay. 241 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:05,740 Excuse me, Junior, but in my time, a gentleman did not show up uninvited. 242 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,220 Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the craft, Maddox. 243 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,640 Don't push me. I fought in Korea. 244 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,020 Come on, guys. Why don't we just relax and have a cocktail? 245 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:20,300 No. I earned the Purple Heart, and for what? 246 00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:22,700 To take a lip from a punk like you? 247 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:26,940 Bob, give the war thing a rest. You were injured falling off a donkey under your 248 00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:27,940 comb. 249 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:31,400 Yes, and I bet the comb had all its original teeth. 250 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 That's it. 251 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,040 I'm inviting you outside. 252 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:39,180 It is time for Fisticuffs. 253 00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:43,950 This will just take a second. I'll turn on my cell phone and screw up his 254 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:44,950 pacemaker. 255 00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:54,430 Hello, Lou. 256 00:14:56,810 --> 00:14:59,250 Listen, I've got something for you. 257 00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:04,730 Please tell me Jack isn't here. 258 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:08,570 No, he's trying squash. 259 00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:10,230 Larry to that. 260 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:15,830 Look, the other night, you mentioned something about us living together, and 261 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:22,170 just kind of ignored it, but I've given it some thought, and I think maybe it's 262 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:23,170 time. 263 00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:26,870 Well, I'm not sure that moving in is the best thing for us right now. No, if 264 00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:30,070 this is about giving me space, it's okay. Don't worry about it. 265 00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:37,310 I mean, yeah, I admit I was freaked out about losing my independence, but you 266 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,310 know something? 267 00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:41,710 I am completely ready to be with you. 268 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,070 Yeah, well, Jack doesn't think it's a good idea. 269 00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:50,590 What? Well, he's a smart man, and I've really tried to trust him. You know 270 00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:52,610 You know what? That's it. That's it. I can't take this anymore. 271 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:54,130 Nina! 272 00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,710 What about us? 273 00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:57,570 What about this? 274 00:15:59,430 --> 00:16:00,430 Oh, hello, Mrs. 275 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:04,990 Jacobson. Who thought we'd find ourselves in this awkward situation yet 276 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,790 Coot caught me off guard with a sucker punch. 277 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:16,250 Sure, he rolled up his sleeve and did the old windmill windup first, but the 278 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,470 punch itself came out of nowhere. 279 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:23,210 I think I have something that'll fix you right up. Oh, oh, here's the thing 280 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,210 about Bactine. 281 00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:28,290 It stings a lot, and I'd rather not cry twice in one night. You know, there is 282 00:16:28,290 --> 00:16:30,190 just something about you. 283 00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:34,210 You remind me of a movie star from the 60s. Oh, Steve McQueen? 284 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:35,570 Mia Farrow. Oh. 285 00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:38,210 I'll be right back. 286 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,880 I'm in Lily's apartment. I think it's going to happen. 287 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,080 That's amazing. 288 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,080 Yeah, but I'm kind of freaked out. 289 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:00,420 Why? 290 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:04,540 Because she's been so special to me for so long. What if it doesn't live up to 291 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:05,540 my expectations? 292 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,500 You know, then I won't even have the fantasy. 293 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:11,180 Oh, you're right. I mean, maybe you should walk away, man. That way it'll 294 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:12,180 stay perfect. 295 00:17:12,819 --> 00:17:13,920 You're right. You're right. 296 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,420 You know what? I got to go. 297 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:18,660 I'm feeling feverish. I got bit by Maya's monkey. 298 00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:24,849 Hey, Lily, there's something I need to tell you. 299 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,490 Right after we land. 300 00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:39,590 Vicki, I'm really sorry. I just wanted to help, but I handled that very badly. 301 00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:44,550 No, I have a problem with money. I never had any as a kid, so when I get some, I 302 00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:45,550 go wild. 303 00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:51,110 That's funny, because I've always had money and never been able to enjoy it. 304 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:53,420 Oh, my God. That's crazy. 305 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,200 Look, you only go around once. 306 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,140 If there was anything you could do right now, what would it be? 307 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:03,220 Oh, well, that's easy. I'd go back in time and drink mead with Geoffrey 308 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:04,260 Duh. 309 00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:08,000 How about a trip to Vegas right now? 310 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:12,100 Oh, no, I couldn't do that. Why? Oh, come on, you said that you never enjoy 311 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,100 money. It could be fun. 312 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:18,080 Well, you're right. Maybe in the spring we could... No, right now. 313 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,920 We're going to fly first class and we're going to stay in a top hotel. 314 00:18:22,639 --> 00:18:23,639 Okay. 315 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:29,560 And eat stuff from the minibar and not replace it before they check? 316 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:34,900 Yes. I bet you they'll have a jacuzzi. And really hot room service guys who 317 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:38,600 bring us pancakes but turn out to be strippers and then we'll pour syrup on 318 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,519 for a change? 319 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,520 Vegas! 320 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:41,780 Vegas! Yeah! 321 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:48,620 Nina, we're going to Vegas to eat pancakes off of strippers. Get Kurt and 322 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:49,680 They'll thank me later. 323 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,920 How dare you tell Simon we shouldn't move in together? You call him right now 324 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:57,920 and tell him you were wrong. 325 00:18:58,060 --> 00:19:02,920 No, and don't put me in the middle. It's very dodgy being chums with a bird that 326 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,260 my mate is rogering. 327 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:07,920 Hello? 328 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:12,100 Simon, great, Nina's here. You two can clear this up. No, no, I don't want to 329 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,100 talk to him. 330 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,020 Simon, Nina's really pissed. 331 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,360 No, not pissed as in drunk, pissed as in mad. 332 00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:23,110 Well, maybe both. 333 00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:26,810 He says he never meant to hurt you. 334 00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:28,270 And yet he did. 335 00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:29,850 And yet you did. 336 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,970 He says you two have a lovely future. 337 00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:36,250 Yeah, well, then why didn't you want to live with me? 338 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,370 Why didn't you want to live with me? 339 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:41,250 I agree with Jack. 340 00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:46,750 There's no reason to rush things when you plan on being with someone forever. 341 00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:50,490 Forever? Do you mean that? 342 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:52,880 Of course. 343 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,600 Nina, I love you. 344 00:19:55,760 --> 00:20:00,500 When I hold you in my arms, it's like living a dream I never want to wake up 345 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,500 from. 346 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:03,520 She 347 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:12,160 just 348 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,160 kissed me. 349 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,640 He wants me to fondle your breasts. 350 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,960 Maybe you better... Better just talk to him in person. I think that's a good 351 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,960 idea. 352 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,220 Tell Simon that kiss didn't affect me at all. 353 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,700 Liar. 354 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:32,960 He's right. 355 00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:35,040 The vibration does feel good.