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Good morning, Blush. The temperature is
a delightful 51 degrees.

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Do you hear that voice, too?

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Yeah, that's Jack's new intercom.

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No, the voice of my father mocking me
for the way I throw a football.

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Stop it, Daddy.

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Can you believe Jack?

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He's wasting our time with this stupid
dribble. And our employee of the day is

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Elliot DeMauro. Hi!

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This month's blush birthdays are Justin
McComiskey, who turns 22,

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Tyler Garland, who turns 36, and Nina
Van Horn, who turns...

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Hey, I just saw Vicki and her husband
down in the lobby. I guess they're back

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together.

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Pete's here? Oh, my God.

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What's wrong?

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Oh, no, I am not going to tell you. The
last time I shared something with you,

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you embarrassed me in front of the whole
office.

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All right, that was an honest
misunderstanding. I misheard you.

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Elliot and I were taking a pottery
class. I clearly said I liked the shape

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his bowels.

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Come on, you can trust me.

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That might make you feel better to talk
about it.

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Well, actually, you might be the one
person who would understand this.

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But no judgments, and you've got to keep
it quiet. No judgments.

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I slept with Pete.

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You whore!

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You said no judgments!

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Oh, come on! First you obsess over
Elliot's bowls, and now this? I mean,

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not exactly wearing white at the
wedding, are you?

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He and Vicki were separated. I ended up
comforting him.

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In the firehouse.

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In the nude.

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Over and over and over again.

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Twice? Uh -huh.

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But I didn't mean for it to happen.

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There's just something about that damn
fireman that I can't resist.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, Pete.

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Hey, Maya.

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You look good.

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As do you, Pete. Very clean.

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Hey, will you give me a second? I'll
meet you in my new office.

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Yes.

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So me and Pete back together, it's
pretty weird, huh? What are you accusing

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of?

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Nothing. No, I just want to say thank
you, Maya, because if it weren't for

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I never would have given him a second
chance.

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I can't take it. I can't take the guilt.
I'm going to have to tell her.

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No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't, don't.
Trust me.

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A friend never wants to know that you've
slept with her husband, or her son, for

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that matter.

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Just be smart. Keep your mouth shut and
pretend this never happened.

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You're right.

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It's going to be kind of awkward with
him in the office.

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How do you handle it when you're around
someone you've slept with?

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Oh, that's simple. You just give a
pleasant hello and keep on walking.

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Okay.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Hola.

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frowns on that.

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I know, I know. I read your pamphlet.

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Why did I buy a car? I've been driving
around for hours trying to find a place

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to park.

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There's plenty of parking in heaven.

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And it's all valet.

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Dennis, where the hell have you been and
where's my breakfast?

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Sorry, Jack. It's coming. It won't
happen again.

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I need a regular parking spot.

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I need one of the blush spaces
downstairs.

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Those are for executives.

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Yeah, give me that job application.

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What are you doing?

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You smell of sin.

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Jack's about to hire a new executive.

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I need a name.

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Johnny Nose and Glasses.

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Weirdo McScare's kids?

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Where are my berries and toast?

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Barry Toastman?

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Yeah, he's the new junior exec in
procurement.

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Procurement? Mm -hmm. So we lost
Hanrahan. Yeah, yeah, we did.

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Hang on a second.

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Hey, Hanrahan, you suck. Jack says
you're fired. Beat it.

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Anyway, sorry about that. It's just
signed on the bottom.

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And I'll get Toastman, his elevator
card, his locker, his parking space,

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blah, blah.

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I'd like to meet him.

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You can't.

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You can't. He's out sick.

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He's getting his treatment.

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Treatment? Is he contagious?

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I'm not a doctor.

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Well, have Kevin lick his coffee cup
just to be sure.

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and I need you to come. I can't.

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I didn't even tell you. I'm busy.

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Is something wrong? You're acting kind
of weird.

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I'm not weird.

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You're the one who's weird with your
lipstick and your tiny hat. What's that

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about?

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Oh, come on. Quit screwing around. It'll
take two seconds. Come on.

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What's up with Maya?

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Oh, I can't tell you what it is because
it's a secret.

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You can't keep a secret.

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Yes, I can. I've changed.

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All right, I respect that. Well, good.

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Because Maya has trusted me with a
confidence, and I cannot betray that. I

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wouldn't ask you to.

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Well, good.

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All right, she slept with Pete. Let's
just leave it at that.

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Hey, Maya's going to help us hang the
pictures.

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Oh, I can handle it.

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Guys, they don't want to think all they
want to do is nail something, huh?

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Okay, go hold them up against the wall.

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Maya, move right next to Pete.

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You know what?

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Hold yours directly over Pete's.

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You know what?

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I think I want to reverse them.

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like it like that, Maya?

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Oh, my God, that was mine. I'm so sorry.

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It's all right. Oh, here.

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Here, I'll do it.

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You do it.

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Oh, sweetie, no. You're just going to
make it worse. Take off your shirt and

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I'll go rinse it out. That's fine. I
don't want to take off my shirt. Oh, no.

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Pete's so hot. If he takes off his
shirt, we're all going to throw

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him. Right, Maya?

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Throw ourselves at him because he's so
hot.

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Okay, I'll be right back.

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Hi. Hi.

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You know, it's cool.

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I'm so cool because, you know, we're
adults and we're going to see each other

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and...

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We'll just pretend like nothing ever
happened.

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I still have feelings for you.

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What?

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I can't help it.

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I thought I wanted Vicky, but then I saw
you, and all these emotions started

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rushing through me.

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My heart, it's going, Mamaya, Mamaya,
Mamaya.

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No, it should be going, Vicky, Vicky,
Vicky.

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I can't make it say what it doesn't want
to say.

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Pete, you're confused.

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With the weak lighting and the new
carpet scent, it's a very sexual outfit.

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I know it sounds crazy, but I think I
want to be with you, Maya.

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No, you're with your wife.

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I have standards. I have morals.

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I am a good girl.

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By the way, I might have left my panties
on the CPR dummy and I'd like them

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back.

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You know, I'm a little cheesed off with
this Toastman.

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I tried to reach him three times for a
little meet and greet and no reply.

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Jack, that is not cool.

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No, it's not. It's totally whack.

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My cable is stuck on MTV.

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In any case, I know Toastman is sick,
but he really should try to call me.

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That fool be tripping.

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Anyway, this came for you.

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Oh.

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Dear Mr. Gallo, I'm so sorry that my
condition is delayed on meeting. Please

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accept my apologies.

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Sincerely, Barry Toastman.

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Holy cow, 25 -year -old Scotch. The
guy's a treasure.

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Hey, sorry I'm late. I had to run down
and get some nasal spray. I've got the

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sniffles.

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Barry Toastman is in the field with
cupular disorder, and you're talking to

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about sniffles?

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Cup of what now?

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Oh, that's good. Mbok, a sick man. Give
me the spray.

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What? You don't deserve 8 to 12 hours of
nasal relief.

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What's up with him and this Barry
Toastman guy? You know Jack. He'll get

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it.

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Attention. I've changed my mind. The new
employee of the day is Barry Toastman.

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What did I do?

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And who took my tuna sandwich?

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Oh, Toastman ate that.

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Why do you have tuna breath?

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I had to give Toastman mouth -to -mouth.

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This is a scam. I don't buy it for a
second.

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True.

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He got a kink in his cacular valve.

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So I just told him flat out, you're with
your wife now. It's not going to

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happen. I mean, like, I totally shut him
down.

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No, Maya, I am proud of you.

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Pete just dumped me.

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Out of the blue, the son of a bitch
dumped me. What the hell happened?

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Maybe it's another woman.

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Or maybe you're just not that good in
bed.

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He begged me to take him back, and then
he turns around and tells me that it's

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over. Oh, my God. Did he give you a
reason?

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There's something about his heart
talking. What the hell does that mean?

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Wow, that makes no sense. And like you,
I'm completely in the dark.

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I bet it is another woman. And when I
find her, I am going to break her in

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Hey, Maya, these just came for you.

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Who are those from?

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Um, they're from my elderly female
neighbor.

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I'm house -sitting her cat.

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She likes me to drink with her cat.

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And eat delicious chocolates.

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The cat doesn't eat them, he just plays
with the wrappers.

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They are fun.

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Crinkle, crinkle, crinkle.

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You know, I'm going to call Pete's
friends and find out who this woman is.

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What do you want to bet he took her to
the firehouse?

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One million...

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What's wrong with him? Vicki is going to
find out, and she is going to kill me.

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Oh, you're just being paranoid. She's
not going to find out. Hey, Maya, I hear

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you and Pete did the old hook and ladder
down at the firehouse.

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You told Elliot?

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I may have let it slip just a little
bit, but, you know, to Elliot, that's

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Hey, Maya, don't feel bad about Pete.

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The heart wants what it wants.

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This is your idea of friendship? You
tell the entire office? I only told

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who would be incredibly discreet and who
had the utmost respect for you.

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Hey, Maya, I heard you had a three -way
with Toastman and Pete.

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Way to go, super freak.

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Hey, Kev.

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Is this Barry Toastman's office?

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Mr. Toastman's in a meeting. Oh, yeah?
What kind of meeting?

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He's not to be disturbed.

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Finch put you up to this?

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Mr. Toastman's in a meeting.

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No meeting!

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I knew it.

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Oh, so nice to meet you, Mr.

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Toastman. Wow, you're a lot thinner than
I expected.

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He's thick, you know.

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There better be a damn good reason for
pulling me out of that meeting for you.

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Jack, I'm just here to facilitate your
get -together with Mr. Barry Toastman.

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Hey, whoa, hey.

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What's going on, guys?

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I was just going to go inside and say
hello to your friend, Mr. Barry

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Why do you hate Barry so much?

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What, are you some kind of racist?

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Racist? I've never even seen the guy.
Yeah, you want to keep it that way,

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you? Because you only like people that
are just like you.

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We're here. We're wasting time.

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Let's go in. Yeah, out of the way, Finn.
Out of the way. Oh, look.

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Little Barry Jr.

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made a pillbox for Daddy out of
macaroni. How sweet.

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This used to be a storage closet, I
swear.

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You swear.

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Is this how you get your kicks, Elliot?

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Hounding a decent, hard -working family
man?

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Who's also a veteran.

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Yeah, what did you ever fight for except
the right to get freaky with your

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bitches?

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Dennis? I'll call the cable company.

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Pete, what are you doing here?

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Maya, I had to see you. What were you
thinking breaking up with Vicky? What

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you tell her?

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I just let my heart do the talking.

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Bye -bye, bye -bye, bye -bye.

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Well, I think you're being crazy and
irresponsible. What does your heart say

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that?

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My heart doesn't talk. That's just a
thing I do.

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Pete, you've got to get out of here. If
she finds us together, she's going to

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kill us.

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Maya, I don't care.

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It's like what the mail guy told me.

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The heart wants what it wants.

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Hey, Maya.

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You can't come in. Oh, what's going on?

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I've got my neighbor's cat in here.

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Oh, I love cats.

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We're naked.

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What? Listen, I've worked in this office
for six and a half years. If I want to

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be naked with a cat in my office, I
think I've earned that right.

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Okay.

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Oh, my God.

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What?

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That voice.

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Vicky's voice.

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It stirred something deep within me.

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You're joking, right?

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No, I got to go back to her.

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Yeah, a minute ago you wanted to go back
to me.

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I know. I got too much love in me. If I
could be with the both of you, I would.

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I can't, can I?

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Enough.

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Then Vicky it is. Okay, I'm going to put
a stop to this right now.

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She's going to find out everything.

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What? No.

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Maya, don't.

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Vicky? Uh -huh?

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Listen.

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Pete is no good. He's going to come
crawling back to you, but you have got

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run in the opposite direction. And I
know this because this is very hard for

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to say.

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I slept with him.

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That's right, Vicki.

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I slept with him.

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I'm sorry, but I slept with him.

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Vicki?

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Hey, Maya, Vicki here.

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It would really help the healing process
if you could describe the sex act in

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great detail.

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Jack, I'm blowing the lid off this
Toastman scam.

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I traced the social security number. It
belongs to a dead person.

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Admit it, Finch. Barry Toastman does not
exist.

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Dennis, is this true?

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Yeah, it's true.

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Barry Tozman does not exist.

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Anymore.

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He died at 2 .15 today.

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A complete copular failure.

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Oh, really?

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Then I suppose it's okay if we go to the
memorial service?

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Oh, that'd be great, except he got
buried out at sea.

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Because he loved the tune.

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Jack, you can't possibly believe this.

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Elliot. Elliot.

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If Barry taught us anything, if the time
we have together is

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precious, we've got to learn to cherish
one another.

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Now get out of my sight.

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You know what sickens me?

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What's that?

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The guy's not gone a day.

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And someone had the nerve to park in his
space.

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Say no more, I'll take care of it.
Already done.

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I had the car impounded, but not before
I bashed in a few windows with a

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baseball.

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You know, for Toastman.

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Vicki, I'd like to talk...

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All right, it's none of my business, but
don't you think you're being sort of an

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incredible bitch?

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Excuse me? She slept with my husband.
She saved you. She saved you from that

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waffling hose monster.

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And I'm supposed to thank her for that?
Yes.

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Yes, you are.

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You know, Pete may be a jerk, but he's a
passionate, gorgeous, muscular jerk,

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and Maya never gets men like that.

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Maya only gets men like, like, well,
like that.

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All right, you know what? Just come with
me. Come on.

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Okay, you two, talk it out. Leave it
alone. You've done enough.

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No, I want to help.

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Now, look, I'm in uncharted waters here.

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One man's left with two women, and
neither of them with me.

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But I just, you know, I see people that
I really care about who are angry and

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hurt, and I just want to fix it, but I
can't.

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I can't.

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Okay,

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I was going for something, but I
couldn't find it.

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But I did go for the fake cry, so I
think you two could meet me halfway.

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I am really sorry.

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Oh, come on. Life's too short to fight
over a civil servant.

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I know you didn't mean to hurt me and...

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Sure we'll be okay?

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I hope so, because I really want to be
your friend.

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This makes me so happy.

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No, screw it.