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Dennis, I'm afraid I'm going to have to
cancel dinner.

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Oh, great. For the last three days, I've
been glazing a ham for nothing?

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I'm sorry, but an old friend is in town,
and I want to make time to see him. Oh,

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yeah? Who, Dad?

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Nobody you know.

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So it's somebody famous.

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No, no. It's an old drinking buddy.

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So it's a movie director.

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Trust me, Dennis. You're not even warm.

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Warm. Warm.

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Warm Water, Water Bay, Bedrock,
Rockstar, Star Wars.

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Oh, my God, it's Star Wars. It's George
Lucas.

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God, I hate when you do that.

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Oh, come on. You know George Lucas is my
idol. So far this year, I've written

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eight Star Wars scripts, four Indiana
Joneses, and a sequel to Willow.

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Give me a dwarf and a sword and it
writes itself.

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Forget it, Dennis. You're not meeting
him.

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Why, you think I'm going to embarrass
you in front of your famous buddy?

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Exactly. You remember what happened when
I introduced you to Governor Pataki?

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Oh, the guy's name is Pataki. I thought
he'd be a little Japanese guy.

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Jack.

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By any chance, have you seen this
month's issue of Modern Photography?

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Check it out.

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I don't care if he is the leader of
Iraq.

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Selleck is the only one who can pull off
that mustache.

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The picture at the bottom.

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The editor's choice is a stunningly
original composition from the veteran

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man, Elliot DeMora. How do you like
that, Jack?

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That's the picture you turned down. You
said it was too artsy, too out there.

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Okay, maybe I was too hasty, but I'm a
big man. I can admit I was fat.

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No! Thirsty.

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No, I'm not really listening. What's
going on?

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I can admit I was wrong. Yes, you were,
Jack. And not just about the picture.

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You were wrong about me.

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You have an artist here.

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And you don't see it.

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See, I'm more than just high heels and
halter top.

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Well, you look great in both.

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Okay, Dennis.

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Out.

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I gotta take a little nap.

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A little nap. Nap time.

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Time out. Out house. House cat.

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Cat nap.

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You're gonna take a nap.

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Oh, you just said that.

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Ah, Vicki.

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I've been thinking. I want you to take
over the ski wear layout.

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That's great, Jack. Thank you. Wait,
wait, wait a second. The skewer layout

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my responsibility, Jack. Yeah, well,
Vicki's been looking to expand her role

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here at the magazine.

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Oh, I see. Well, perhaps I would like to
expand my role as well.

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Well, maybe you could start by doing the
work I actually assigned you.

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And what are the perks of this new
position?

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Tell you what.

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You want to do the layout? You want to
do the layout? Why don't you do it

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together?

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Oh, I'm not so sure that's such a good
idea. Jack, Jack, Vicki and I, not a

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match. We have no chemistry.

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Heads up.

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Well,

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maybe this would be a good opportunity
for you to develop some chemistry. The

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two of you have till Friday.

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Friday? Now we're working weekend?

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Thank you.

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Hey.

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Oh, Jack.

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Sorry for all the commotion. Between you
and me, it's a little much.

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I mean, does anybody tell the sun how
great it is for shining every day?

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Did you just compare yourself to the
source of all life on this planet?

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It's a heck of a picture.

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But in all fairness, some people can see
it.

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Some people can't.

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Yeah.

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You're right. I have been holding you
back.

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I'm devoting a page in this month's
issue to an Elliot DeMauro photograph.

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Whatever you want to do, whatever you
want to say, you're limited only by your

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imagination. Well, it's about time you
saw the light. Thank you, Jack. This is

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incredible, but you're in luck. Because
I'm incredible, too.

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Oh, hey, I love that.

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That was so big of you.

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Here, Elliot is being incredibly
arrogant, and you just rise above it to

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supportive and generous.

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You are a great man.

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I'm going to crush him like a bug.

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Wait, what?

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I know, Elliot. He needs limits. With
complete artistic freedom, he'll fall

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apart, come crawling back, and order
will be restored.

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That's terrible. I can't have somebody
walking around here who thinks he's

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better than everybody. That's my job.

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But, Dad, you just can't manipulate
people. I mean, what do you think you

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some sort of puppet master?

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Well, I was going to say savvy manager,
but puppet master's cute.

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We're not puppets. We're people with
free will.

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No, you're not.

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Dennis, come in here.

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Want to see Dennis dance?

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Yeah. Over here.

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You know, I had 12 Cubans in this box,
and now there are only 11. Do you know

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anything about that?

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Hey, check out these new dance moves.

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Gotta go.

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All right, since Jack insists that we
work together, we may as well make the

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best of it. Now, surely we can find
something in each other that we admire.

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Oh, okay. Well, I'll go first.

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Um...

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I've always admired your independence
and your style and your sense of

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Well, thank you.

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Okay, now let's get to work.

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Wait a second.

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I give you all these nice compliments
and you leave me hanging?

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Fine.

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You are... Ram tough.

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Hey, Vince.

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Shh.

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There's a cat fight brewing here.

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So unless you're here to take my drink
order, shut your yap.

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You're pathetic.

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Standing here reveling in the misery of
others, but the truth is you're masking

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the emptiness and disappointment of your
own lonely existence.

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Yeah, yeah, sure, that's a piece of it.

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I need a break.

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What this bottle of cocktail needs is a
half a dash of Finch.

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Hey, Nina, what's going on?

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No, I get around that woman and there is
nothing but tension. I mean, what is

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her problem with me?

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Well, let's look at the facts.

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She's divorced, she's 30, she's pretty,
and she's from Brooklyn.

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Obviously, she's a lesbian.

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Well,

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I happen to have it on good authority
that she swings that way.

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I've seen the way she stares at you
around the office when you're not

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It's like this.

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A woman is not a lesbian just because
she stares at another woman or brushes

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against her or French kisses Katie Lang
at a fundraiser for children's literacy.

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All I'm saying is the tension you feel
is what doctors call sexual tension. Oh,

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you are out of your mind.

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Now, on to part two.

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Wow. What the hell is wrong with you?
Nina's not some dog for you to kick

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around. What are you talking about?
She's been attacking me all day. You

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know her the way I do. Beneath that
tough exterior lies a fragile, insecure

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woman with a rickety liver held together
by tape and gum.

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What are you saying?

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Think about it. You come in here, you're
new, you're fresh, you're all zippity

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-doo -dah with your new ideas, and she
doesn't want to admit it, but she's

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threatened by you.

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Really?

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She's threatened by me? Yeah, she's in
her office crying right now.

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Oh, my God.

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What can I do?

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Well, next time you work with her, why
don't you try to make her feel special

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for once? You know, tell her how
beautiful and sexy she is. Or invite her

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to your house for a drink, maybe. I
don't know.

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Sometimes she gets tense. Give her a
back rub.

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Okay. I'll give it a shot.

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I just talked to her even gayer than I
thought.

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Here's my shutterbug.

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This is what brilliance looks like.
Jack, you are a big, big man for

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this whole thing. Don't worry about the
money. Don't worry about anything but

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exploring the endless possibilities of
what this picture could be.

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Dad, let's let Elliot do his work.
Absolutely. Go get him, champ. Go crazy.

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You're still doing that, huh?

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Super.

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Dad, what are you doing here?

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Well, here's the thing.

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about being a puppet master.

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Occasionally, you gotta check on the
puppet.

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Well, I hate to break this to you, but
Elliot's fine.

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He's gonna take all this freedom that
you've given him and create something

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wonderful because he has a vision.

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Hey, Elliot!

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What you got there? Big bag of babies.

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Hey, here's my vision.

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A model eats lunch as a shower of
plastic babies comes raining down upon

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symbolizing the American woman's
struggle to maintain her place in the

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amidst, you know, a shower of raining
babies.

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Fantastic! Guys, halfway to cuckoo,
though.

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Elliot.

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You're gonna do great. I know.

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Okay, let's do this, people.

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All right, Justina. Remember, you love
calamari and you're barren.

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Umbrella up.

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Cue, baby.

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Okay, I missed it.

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What's wrong? I don't know.

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All of a sudden, it didn't look right.

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I thought it looked pretty good. Pretty
good? It can't be pretty good. It's got

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to be great.

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I mean, is calamari the best thing?

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I mean, what if she were eating scallops
or tuna or lobster?

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00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:17,220
Oh, my God. What if it's not even
seafood?

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What are you looking at?

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Talia, calm down.

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Okay. New vision.

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We're going to the roof.

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All right. I'm going to need a thousand
pounds of ground chuck, a chicken, and

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an inner tube.

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Hey, put him through.

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Okay. Go ahead, George.

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00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:50,870
Jack, it's George Lucas. How's things
going?

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00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:53,089
Oh, yeah?

202
00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:55,530
Yeah, it's me calling you. Can't wait
for dinner tonight.

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00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,530
Looking forward to some lobster. Hey,
listen.

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Do you have any Star Wars scripts laying
around like anybody you know wrote

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00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,370
them? Why don't you go ahead and bring
them?

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00:11:04,710 --> 00:11:06,650
We'll put them on a chair next to us.
Won't be a problem.

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00:11:09,630 --> 00:11:10,630
Give me one second.

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00:11:11,990 --> 00:11:13,790
All right, so that's all good. I'll see
you tonight.

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What's up?

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Come

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00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:31,040
on.

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00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:34,440
Jack wants this layout tomorrow, and the
last time I have to descend with you,

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the better.

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00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,980
You know, I've never said this to you,
but, uh...

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You are a great looking woman.

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00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:49,290
What? Oh, yeah. You're in such amazing
shape. I would kill to have your body.

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00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:53,390
Maybe we should just get to work.

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00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:57,970
You know, maybe that's the problem with
us. It's always about work. I mean,

219
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maybe we should go out sometime.

220
00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:02,810
And what exactly does that mean?

221
00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:09,230
I don't know. We could go get a couple
of drinks. You know, get loose.

222
00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:10,750
Maybe have some girl fun?

223
00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:16,430
You know, I'm not really all that big on
girl fun.

224
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,230
Hey, Dennis, I shanked one under the
sofa.

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00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:22,150
So? Now.

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00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:28,390
You sure you don't want to go out
sometime?

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00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,410
Oh, just stop it right now.

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00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,600
I mean, sure, if you got me drunk at the
Christmas party, well, not anything is

229
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possible. What are you talking about? I
know that you're gay. Finch told me.

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00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:42,459
What?

231
00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,940
Nina, I am not gay.

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00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:48,100
Well, then why are you being so friendly
to me?

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00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,760
Because Finch told me I had to be extra
nice to you.

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That son of a bitch.

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He set us up. That little weasel.

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00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:59,180
Well, he is not going to get away with
it.

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What do we do?

238
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Work with me.

239
00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:23,060
What's going on here?

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Nothing.

241
00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:26,820
Nothing? I saw you two kiss last night.

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00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,500
Yeah, well, when you pulled that trick
on us, we got to talking.

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And one thing led to another.

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You could fill in the blank. Oh, Vicki,
isn't it amazing that yesterday we were

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bitter enemies and today all we can
think about is having loads and loads of

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sex.

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The gayer the better.

248
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Yeah, I don't think I...

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You don't believe us?

250
00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:55,900
Why don't you just show up here tonight
at 8 o 'clock and we'll prove it to you.

251
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Yeah.

252
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And if you're really good, we'll get you
out of those clothes and let you join

253
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our little party.

254
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Little party. Party hat.

255
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:12,520
Hat trick. Trick Finch. Trick Finch. I'm
Finch.

256
00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:14,880
Oh, my God. They're going to trick me.

257
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,140
Hey, Finch. What's going on? Oh, those
two.

258
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,300
Trying to pull a scam on me.

259
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,420
They want me to come by the office
tonight so they can lower the boom.

260
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:27,320
Oh, the boom will be lowered, but not on
me, that's for sure.

261
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,820
Think, what's the worst thing I can do
to a woman?

262
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Tell her you like her, and then after
you take her virginity, dump her and go

263
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the prom with Susan Wilson.

264
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:40,200
I like that, but it'll take too long.

265
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,080
All I want to do is freak them out, you
know?

266
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,000
Well, I happen to know that Nina's
terrified of snakes.

267
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:49,460
She is?

268
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:51,920
Snakes? That's not bad.

269
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:55,600
I've been waiting for years to be in on
a prank with you. This is going to be

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great. You and me.

271
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Finchamaya. Yeah, you gave me snakes.
Now beat it, sister.

272
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So, Elliot failed.

273
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,319
You happy now?

274
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,620
I'm not happy Elliot failed.

275
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:14,020
That's a very difficult thing to watch.
I'm happy because I made him fail.

276
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:18,720
Yeah, but Elliot was just being angry.

277
00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:20,740
What you did is despicable.

278
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:26,000
All I did was restore the natural order.
The important thing is, Elliot is back

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to being Elliot.

280
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Come in.

281
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,820
Sorry about your big chute.

282
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:37,140
So, I guess it's back to basics.

283
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,900
High heels and halted tops.

284
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,100
How'd that Fendi chute go?

285
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,540
I couldn't take one picture. I was
paralyzed.

286
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,340
I was just in the studio trying to shoot
the handbag.

287
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:56,660
Strap up, strap down. I didn't know what
the hell to do. I started screaming at

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it. Why won't you work with me?

289
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I slapped it.

290
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,020
Elliot, just go back to the studio and
then do what you do.

291
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,240
Remember?

292
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,060
Clickety -click.

293
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:14,980
I can't.

294
00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:16,780
I'm done.

295
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,580
It's over.

296
00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:29,300
You want to see Dennis dance again?

297
00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:39,260
No.

298
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,420
Um, Elliot's in there.

299
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,240
How you doing, kiddo?

300
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:53,240
Terrible. I'm a complete failure. You're
not a failure.

301
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:59,960
The truth is, with the absolute best of
intentions, I may have accidentally

302
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,260
demolished your ego.

303
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,480
Come on.

304
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:09,740
Give me a smile.

305
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,260
I know what'll cheer you up.

306
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,300
A root beer barrel.

307
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,119
I don't want a root beer barrel.

308
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:21,660
Listen.

309
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,520
You got a little cocky. I got upset.

310
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,320
And I tried to manipulate you. And I
should not have done that.

311
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:33,480
Not with a person I value as much as I
value you. You don't value me.

312
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,240
I do. You're a brilliant photographer. I
don't know if you say that, but you

313
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,240
don't mean it.

314
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,640
You don't think I'm an artist. You take
me for granted. I haven't had a raise in

315
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,640
five years.

316
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,100
I'm not giving you a raise. I don't care
about the raise.

317
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,390
I want your respect and your time.

318
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:54,830
Maybe a weekly lunch where we talk about
my art, my contribution to the

319
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,930
magazine. How does 10 % sound?

320
00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:00,150
Okay, if all you want to give me is
money.

321
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:01,410
All right.

322
00:18:01,970 --> 00:18:03,670
I'll make time for lunch.

323
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,730
Really? You got my word.

324
00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:08,930
Okay.

325
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:15,110
How did it go in there? Great.

326
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:16,790
Did he offer you a root beer barrel?

327
00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,410
Yep. Did you take it? Nope.

328
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:27,110
So, who's the puppet master now?

329
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:34,830
Okay, everything's set. When Nina sees
the snakes and freaks out, like she

330
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:37,690
you take as many pictures as you can,
all right?

331
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,710
This is so great.

332
00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:41,190
Finch and Maya.

333
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,220
Teen pranksters. The merry pranksters.
Pranks on opera.

334
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,440
Maya, listen.

335
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:49,940
Standing here with a bucket of snakes,
waiting for two co -workers who are

336
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:52,600
pretending to be lesbians, all right?
Please try to take this seriously.

337
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,100
Finch here.

338
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,400
Hey, Vicki.

339
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,040
Oh, I'm ready for you.

340
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,120
They're on their way up.

341
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:06,780
It's showtime.

342
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,280
Oh, my God, they're disgusting.

343
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:12,380
I'm going to go get my camera. Yeah.

344
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:16,300
So, this Dennis Finch is a big fan.

345
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,860
Oh, yeah, he's a good kid.

346
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,980
Meeting you is going to make his day.

347
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,240
Happy to do it.

348
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:29,020
Listen, George, I've always been meaning
to ask you, that Indiana Jones,

349
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,500
he's based on me, right?

350
00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:32,780
What?

351
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,320
You know, the rugged good looks.

352
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,339
the world.

353
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:40,340
Traveler, the hat.

354
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,340
I have a hat just like that.

355
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,140
You got me.

356
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,380
I knew it! I knew it!

357
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:54,040
I think I broke my nose.

358
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,240
George Lucas broke my nose.

359
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:01,440
Lucas, what's going on? Didn't Nina give
you the message that I was bringing

360
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,500
George up to meet you?

361
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:05,020
No. I was supposed to meet Nina and
Vicky.

362
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,580
Oh, my God!

363
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:11,420
Score one for the women. Yeah, girls
rock.

364
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:12,660
Who needs men?

365
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,680
All right, simmer down, fruitcake. The
jury's still out on you.

366
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:17,780
Is he going to be all right?

367
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:19,320
He's going to be fine.

368
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,200
Never again, Dennis.

369
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,440
Never again.

370
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:24,820
Wait a second, you guys.

371
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:29,100
George, I got a great Star Wars script
idea where Chewie and Boba Fett string

372
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,720
together a ragtag baseball team of Jedi
misfits.

373
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:32,899
That's good.

374
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:33,900
It is?

